Danny Jones Podcast - #167 - The Most Ruthless Diamond Thief in America | Larry Lawton
Aired: 2022-12-28
Duration: 03:09:36


=== Smelling Salts and Cigars (03:38) ===

[00:00:09]  The cop does that, you do that right before you go.
[00:00:12]  Oh, you pulled over drunk, this shit will bring you right back to life.
[00:00:14]  Holy shit, what is that?
[00:00:16]  Ammonia?
[00:00:16]  It's smelling salts.
[00:00:18]  Yeah, yeah, but what is it?
[00:00:19]  It just probably just killed some brain cells, didn't it?
[00:00:21]  Oh, absolutely.
[00:00:23]  I like the cigars.
[00:00:24]  I love the fucking cigars.
[00:00:25]  Oh, I love your cigars too.
[00:00:26]  They're great.
[00:00:26]  Look at the, even the thing, Diamond Edition.
[00:00:30]  Diamond Edition, the Larry Lawton Diamond Edition cigar.
[00:00:34]  And this is the first one we're coming out with.
[00:00:36]  Did I just chew on it?
[00:00:37]  Did I get a high off it?
[00:00:39]  No.
[00:00:40]  What we're going to do is we got an Emerald Edition coming.
[00:00:43]  We're going to have a Pearl Division.
[00:00:44]  We're going to have a whole bunch of stuff.
[00:00:45]  This is a legacy project for me.
[00:00:47]  The cigars?
[00:00:48]  Yeah.
[00:00:48]  I mean, it's something I've been smoking cigars for 40 years.
[00:00:51]  Let's go.
[00:00:52]  What are we doing?
[00:00:52]  We're going.
[00:00:52]  We're rolling.
[00:00:53]  We're rolling.
[00:00:54]  Oh yeah, we're good.
[00:00:55]  We're lost.
[00:00:55]  Oh, don't you do your intro or anything like that?
[00:00:57]  Yeah, I don't do none of that fucking bullshit.
[00:00:59]  Yeah, not now.
[00:01:01]  Never.
[00:01:01]  I will never do that ever.
[00:01:02]  What?
[00:01:03]  On the show?
[00:01:03]  I always do.
[00:01:04]  What kind of intro?
[00:01:05]  You know what we do on our show?
[00:01:08]  You got a real show.
[00:01:10]  No, it's the same as yours.
[00:01:11]  That what we do is I call it the real deal with Larry Lawton.
[00:01:15]  And the reason I do that is because we don't cut.
[00:01:18]  There's none of this.
[00:01:19]  I don't cut anything.
[00:01:20]  We don't do a fucking again, but we're known.
[00:01:23]  Look at you.
[00:01:23]  Look at that.
[00:01:24]  Woo!
[00:01:26]  You know who that is?
[00:01:26]  Randy Lanier.
[00:01:28]  You got to have him on.
[00:01:29]  Randy Lanier is the biggest drug dealer in the world.
[00:01:31]  He ended up doing 27 years of prison.
[00:01:33]  His last load of dope was 170,000 pounds, 180,000 pounds.
[00:01:40]  Of what?
[00:01:41]  Of weed.
[00:01:42]  A whole boat.
[00:01:43]  And he ended up, it was 55 million, his end, or 60.
[00:01:46]  One load, one loaded up.
[00:01:48]  Nice guy.
[00:01:48]  He was, he's actually the rookie of the year in the IndyCar series with AJ Foyt and them.
[00:01:53]  Nice guy.
[00:01:54]  And he funded his whole team.
[00:01:55]  You know how it happened?
[00:01:56]  There was a Netflix series on him.
[00:01:59]  The Netflix series is called Need for Weed.
[00:02:04]  Need for Weed.
[00:02:05]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:05]  And it's on Netflix.
[00:02:06]  It's called Bad Sport.
[00:02:08]  It's like, Netflix has a show.
[00:02:11]  It comes out, and it's like athletes, I guess, you know, like, Tanya Harding, who beat the one with the fucking leg and shit.
[00:02:16]  Remember that?
[00:02:17]  Kerry Kerrigan.
[00:02:18]  You remember she hit Kerrigan with the pie?
[00:02:20]  You were too young.
[00:02:20]  What the fuck am I talking about?
[00:02:21]  How old are you?
[00:02:22]  35.
[00:02:23]  Wow, my son's 33.
[00:02:25]  You get fucking old.
[00:02:26]  You old bastard, Larry.
[00:02:27]  I am so old.
[00:02:28]  I'm 61.
[00:02:28]  You're on top of the fucking world right now.
[00:02:30]  You got so much energy.
[00:02:31]  I do.
[00:02:32]  You got a YouTube channel.
[00:02:33]  You got the podcast.
[00:02:35]  Well, that's a podcast.
[00:02:36]  I was watching your video this morning.
[00:02:38]  Your video where you're talking about Britney Griner.
[00:02:40]  I'm sorry?
[00:02:41]  Austin.
[00:02:41]  Austin, can you pull up a video on that?
[00:02:44]  I think I do a thing every year.
[00:02:46]  Pull up a video on what?
[00:02:47]  I want them to hit the video on that Real Deal website.
[00:02:51]  No, just go to videos.
[00:02:52]  Go to videos.
[00:02:53]  Right.
[00:02:55]  Look at all your episodes.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, no, the last one right there Larry and Ben's with students.
[00:02:59]  The first one.
[00:03:00]  No, no, no, no, not that side.
[00:03:02]  Right down.
[00:03:02]  There you go.
[00:03:04]  That episode right there was amazing because it's.
[00:03:11]  I actually do every year, every Christmas.
[00:03:14]  Hey, everybody.
[00:03:14]  We have a great show today.
[00:03:16]  Look at that, man.
[00:03:17]  Every Christmas time.
[00:03:20]  I give away a speaking engagement or something like big.
[00:03:23]  You know, like I get pretty good money to do that.
[00:03:26]  So, what I do is I'll give it away to kids, to students, to a high school.
[00:03:29]  This is a high school out of Chicago, right out of Chicago.
[00:03:32]  And they contacted me.
[00:03:34]  And the reason I did it with them is I do it with one a year, you know what I mean?
[00:03:38]  Like Christmas time.
[00:03:39]  And they love it, man.
[00:03:40]  These kids, they got a project going for criminal justice to fix the prison system.
[00:03:44]  They reached out.
[00:03:45]  And I love when kids do that.

=== Christmas Speaking Engagements (05:51) ===

[00:03:47]  They don't quit.
[00:03:47]  You know what I mean?
[00:03:49]  You never know.
[00:03:49]  You know that.
[00:03:50]  You never know who you're going to run into.
[00:03:52]  And he, so I'm doing a whole thing, and we did.
[00:03:55]  I put him on the podcast.
[00:03:57]  They actually filmed themselves.
[00:03:58]  It's in Fenton.
[00:04:00]  It's called Fenton High School out of Chicago, out just right in Chicago.
[00:04:04]  And they have the higher truancy rate, higher truancy rate than the actual whole entire district.
[00:04:10]  And this is Chicago now, so it's a little rough.
[00:04:13]  What does that mean, truancy rate?
[00:04:15]  People not going to school, quitting school.
[00:04:18]  Not quitting, just never going.
[00:04:21]  That's actually against the law to be a truant.
[00:04:24]  I heard that.
[00:04:25]  Yeah, and the parents can get in trouble if they're not.
[00:04:27]  I heard that.
[00:04:27]  I mean, that's stupid.
[00:04:28]  Again, I think it's stupid.
[00:04:30]  I heard Kamala Harris had something to do with that in California.
[00:04:33]  I hate the word hate.
[00:04:34]  I do not like to use the word hate because I think hate kills us.
[00:04:38]  It kills you.
[00:04:38]  It doesn't kill the person you hate.
[00:04:41]  They don't even know you hate them.
[00:04:42]  It's a necessary word.
[00:04:44]  No, it's not.
[00:04:44]  I think it is.
[00:04:45]  No, I'll tell you why.
[00:04:46]  Whenever I take that word out of my vocabulary, I always feel better.
[00:04:51]  You know what happened?
[00:04:52]  You remember when I, I don't know if you remember, out of your audience remembers, I was strapped down naked, beaten, and tortured in prison.
[00:04:57]  Jesus Christ.
[00:04:58]  And I was pissed on.
[00:05:00]  I was in there for 11 straight months.
[00:05:01]  I was in the hole for three years, but 11 straight months.
[00:05:03]  And I remember, you know, Well, they'd come into my cell.
[00:05:07]  People often ask me, when was the scariest or when's the worst time you had the most nerves?
[00:05:12]  It was when not being beaten or not being in an altercation.
[00:05:16]  I've been stabbed twice, I've stabbed two people, I've been shot.
[00:05:20]  The worst was when they opened the cell, the tear door in the hole, and I knew they were coming for me.
[00:05:27]  So that 30 seconds before they took them to get to my door, and they don't tell you lock up.
[00:05:31]  I mean, if they tell you lock up, that's legit.
[00:05:33]  You know, they lock up, that means you turn around, you stick your hands through the shoot door.
[00:05:37]  And when you do that, then, you know, they, because they cannot open that door unless you're in handcuffs.
[00:05:43]  Okay.
[00:05:43]  You know, in the wall.
[00:05:44]  So you take your hands out and they cuff you.
[00:05:45]  Well, behind your back.
[00:05:46]  Okay.
[00:05:47]  Or behind your back.
[00:05:47]  And I used to, I know how to slip them.
[00:05:50]  I did a video on my show, on my YouTube, I had to slip handcuffs.
[00:05:54]  Oh, really?
[00:05:56]  So, anyhow, you can take a fucking paper clip.
[00:05:58]  It's so easy to get out of this.
[00:05:59]  I saw a video of a guy doing it too.
[00:06:01]  He was showing me that, like, there's a way you can, like, basically play a little, like, a, Like a game with the chains where you sort of take your hands and you go like that and you put them in a knot and then you can create enough leverage to just fuck them.
[00:06:15]  Yeah, you could prop them.
[00:06:16]  But that's tough too because what happens if they're behind your back?
[00:06:19]  You can't do that.
[00:06:20]  Also, what they used to do to me, I was doing what they call a black box.
[00:06:24]  A black box is when there's a box that goes over the handcuffs in between it and you are fucked.
[00:06:31]  I mean, it is the worst thing.
[00:06:33]  They do that like myself because I was a violent inmate.
[00:06:37]  I didn't notice until I've been out.
[00:06:39]  Now.
[00:06:40]  And, you know, the guard that guarded me has been on my show a few times.
[00:06:43]  I don't know if you know his name.
[00:06:44]  No, sure.
[00:06:44]  Gary Massey, great guy.
[00:06:46]  He ended up going to prison himself.
[00:06:48]  And he was the head of the union in Jessup, Georgia.
[00:06:51]  Great guy.
[00:06:52]  And he actually, his daughter says, Hey, dad, this guy makes this prison pasta, whatever you make.
[00:07:00]  He goes, Who?
[00:07:01]  He goes and looks on you.
[00:07:02]  He doesn't know anything about tech.
[00:07:04]  He's 50 years or 50 years old about it.
[00:07:06]  And he looked and he goes, That's the guy that taught me how to make it.
[00:07:12]  I taught him how to make it.
[00:07:14]  So his daughter reached out to my son who runs the social media.
[00:07:18]  And my son says, Dad, do you know a Gary Massey, a guard that they say they know you?
[00:07:23]  I said, Gary Massey?
[00:07:24]  I said, Yeah, I don't know Massey.
[00:07:26]  I didn't know what happened to him that he went to prison himself because he ended up going to prison for smuggling things in prison himself.
[00:07:32]  He gets fired and goes to prison while he was a guard.
[00:07:34]  Right.
[00:07:35]  Well, and you know what?
[00:07:35]  What kind of shit were they smuggling?
[00:07:37]  Just he was creatine and cigarettes.
[00:07:39]  Creatine?
[00:07:39]  Creatine.
[00:07:40]  Why the fuck are they smuggling creatine?
[00:07:41]  They want to get big.
[00:07:43]  Creatine and cigarettes.
[00:07:45]  Now, cigarettes and.
[00:07:46]  Getting big from creatine?
[00:07:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:07:48]  Creatine is what you need.
[00:07:49]  Just wanted to do great muscle building things.
[00:07:51]  Did you know that.
[00:07:52]  I mean, you ain't going to get that big off creatine.
[00:07:53]  Well, they had to have been doing some other sketchy shit.
[00:07:55]  No, no, no.
[00:07:56]  Was he snorting it?
[00:07:57]  No, no, I never heard of that one.
[00:07:59]  That's a good one.
[00:08:00]  We used to do a lot of acid in prison.
[00:08:01]  You know, I used to do, we used to get 100 hits in every two, two, three weeks.
[00:08:06]  Really?
[00:08:07]  Yeah.
[00:08:07]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:07]  I can't imagine taking acid.
[00:08:09]  Oh, I love it.
[00:08:09]  It's the best.
[00:08:11]  Matter of fact, I always tell people, even on my channel, the best high I've ever had, and you always try to chase your best high in life.
[00:08:19]  And that was in Atlanta, and I floated out of the prison.
[00:08:22]  I took four hits of acid in a locked cell, and I literally floated out.
[00:08:28]  Of the fucking prison.
[00:08:30]  And I, you know, it's an out of body experience.
[00:08:32]  And you know, you think, oh, I'm, you literally could see the whole, it's unfucking real.
[00:08:38]  Was there a CIA chemist giving it to you?
[00:08:39]  No, you know, that's, they actually, they actually tested inmates when they were doing LSD back.
[00:08:45]  Do you know LSD now and all that's being used for PTSD?
[00:08:48]  Yeah.
[00:08:49]  It's very good, actually.
[00:08:50]  You can't overdose on acid.
[00:08:51]  You can't do any of that kind.
[00:08:52]  You know, we used to do acid.
[00:08:54]  The best thing you do on acid.
[00:08:55]  If anybody's out there listening to your podcast and our age, you know, young guys, actually younger, When you jack off on acid, afterwards, now you can't jack off when you're on the peak, of course, but when you're on the way down, it feels like your whole body is coming through you because it's a nerve drug to begin with.
[00:09:14]  Wow.
[00:09:15]  So it fucking is amazing.
[00:09:19]  I fucking, that, I've never done acid without having to jack off later.
[00:09:23]  And I used to jack off two or three times in prison.
[00:09:26]  You know, I knew my, you know, my timing and everything.
[00:09:29]  I was with a guy who was the biggest acid guy in the country who used to follow the dead around.
[00:09:34]  And he ended up getting caught with 30,000 tabs.
[00:09:37]  Got a license.
[00:09:37]  You used to follow who around?
[00:09:38]  The dead, Grateful Dead.

=== LSD for PTSD Relief (15:10) ===

[00:09:39]  Oh, okay.
[00:09:40]  Grateful Dead's known as the acid banana.
[00:09:42]  He had some funny stories too.
[00:09:45]  So, coming down off the acid, something about this.
[00:09:47]  Could I get a water?
[00:09:49]  Right in front of you.
[00:09:50]  That's water?
[00:09:51]  Yeah, it's Liquid Death.
[00:09:52]  It's our sponsor.
[00:09:53]  It looks like it's fucking.
[00:09:54]  It's in a can.
[00:09:55]  It looks like it's beer.
[00:09:56]  They're trying to market it to kids.
[00:09:58]  That's why.
[00:09:59]  So, did Rockin' water in a metal can?
[00:10:02]  They're trying to make water like heavy metal, you know?
[00:10:05]  Trying to make it cool.
[00:10:06]  It looks like an energy drink can.
[00:10:07]  I'm going to see how it tastes.
[00:10:08]  That's the stuff.
[00:10:08]  Tastes decent.
[00:10:11]  Hey, it's pretty good.
[00:10:12]  Yeah, it does, right?
[00:10:13]  Yeah, good smarter.
[00:10:14]  Good for them.
[00:10:15]  I hope they make it.
[00:10:16]  Cheers.
[00:10:17]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:10:18]  Yeah.
[00:10:18]  You can see that, guys.
[00:10:19]  Look at that.
[00:10:20]  Pretty good, huh?
[00:10:20]  Wow, I thought it was like a beer.
[00:10:25]  You know, when I first looked at liquid death, why would you call water liquid death?
[00:10:30]  Because water kills more people than anything.
[00:10:33]  More people drown in water.
[00:10:35]  They drown in hurricanes.
[00:10:38]  Surfers, hurricanes, ship sinks, tsunamis, anything.
[00:10:41]  Tsunamis.
[00:10:42]  Water kills.
[00:10:43]  Way more people than energy drinks.
[00:10:45]  Energy drinks maybe kill like what two or three kids a year.
[00:10:47]  Whatever the fuck it is.
[00:10:48]  Water kills fucking thousands of people every year.
[00:10:51]  I mean, water is what kills people in hurricanes.
[00:10:53]  They think it's the wind.
[00:10:55]  Yeah.
[00:10:55]  You know, we just went through hurricanes.
[00:10:57]  You guys down here on the West Coast, you guys went through your stuff.
[00:11:00]  Yeah.
[00:11:00]  Do you know I had a vacation spot in Fort Myers?
[00:11:03]  All these crazy hurricanes that have come through in the past few years Irma, Ian, these things, they're always headed right for Tampa, right for where we're sitting.
[00:11:13]  And they always go off.
[00:11:14]  And at the last minute, they always go off.
[00:11:16]  Always veer another direction.
[00:11:17]  It's so fucking crazy.
[00:11:19]  You know, you're so lucky.
[00:11:20]  Well, I don't know if it's luck.
[00:11:21]  I'll tell you why.
[00:11:21]  You know, you know, NASA, I live where NASA is.
[00:11:24]  Right.
[00:11:24]  You live in a space ghost.
[00:11:25]  Yeah, in a space ghost.
[00:11:27]  Now, we've, my parents have been there for 40 years, 1983, 39 years, 40 years.
[00:11:34]  And did you know they've never ever had damage ever?
[00:11:37]  And they live in an older house.
[00:11:39]  I mean, I told my mom, she goes, Oh, we never get in trouble.
[00:11:41]  I said, Mom, if a hurricane hit this, you'd be like fucking Dorothy going out of the fucking sky.
[00:11:46]  I mean, this is a, you know, it's a wood frame house.
[00:11:48]  It's not, it doesn't have the pre hurricane.
[00:11:52]  Rules were 92 and Hurricane Andrew.
[00:11:54]  Because I was down there for Hurricane Andrew.
[00:11:56]  That was crazy.
[00:11:57]  And so, someone's told me that they actually, the scientists put NASA there for a reason.
[00:12:05]  Something with atmospheric stuff, the way the hurricanes don't, and weather doesn't hit NASA.
[00:12:11]  It's never been hit.
[00:12:12]  That's why they put it there?
[00:12:13]  Well, that's why, yeah.
[00:12:14]  I mean, you don't just put someone and say, let's put it here.
[00:12:17]  Right.
[00:12:17]  I mean, there's science behind a lot of things.
[00:12:19]  No way.
[00:12:20]  I had no idea.
[00:12:21]  I mean, think about it.
[00:12:22]  And we never got hit.
[00:12:23]  Never got it.
[00:12:23]  Now, the area gets hit down a little bit more south, maybe a little bit north.
[00:12:27]  Right.
[00:12:27]  It's weird.
[00:12:28]  I mean, they get pre prepared for it and all that, and I'm sure it's going to change.
[00:12:31]  Who knows?
[00:12:32]  But it's never been in 40 years.
[00:12:35]  You know, it's funny because I had a, I used to go to vacation four times a year in Fort Myers.
[00:12:40]  There's a place called Red Coconut.
[00:12:41]  It's gone, totally gone.
[00:12:44]  I took years to get the best spot.
[00:12:46]  There's only 15 spots.
[00:12:49]  I think, I don't know if it's in a country in the United States where you could put your front two wheels on the sand and be looking, you know, like literally your big, Your bay window on your big RV is looking at the Gulf of Mexico.
[00:13:01]  I was looking at the Gulf of Mexico.
[00:13:02]  You put your first two cents.
[00:13:04]  And that's a full hookup, meaning they had sewage, electric, and water.
[00:13:09]  And it took me years to get that because the only way to get it, there's only 15 spots.
[00:13:16]  People have been there for 20, 30 years.
[00:13:18]  And the only way to get that spot is someone who doesn't show up or doesn't pay for the next year.
[00:13:23]  Right.
[00:13:23]  You know, you pay.
[00:13:25]  So before you leave, you just go pay.
[00:13:26]  Right.
[00:13:27]  You know, and that's it.
[00:13:28]  So, I had other spots that were a little farther back, maybe a couple rows back, but I, you know, that was the goal and everybody.
[00:13:34]  And I got them.
[00:13:35]  I got myself a pure, pure week right on the front.
[00:13:39]  I had another four days.
[00:13:41]  That's nice.
[00:13:41]  Gone.
[00:13:43]  Gone.
[00:13:43]  It's all gone now.
[00:13:44]  No, I mean, gone.
[00:13:45]  There was a building called, I think, what was it, Junkaroo's or something like that?
[00:13:51]  Yeah, Junkaroo's was a big, big building bar right next to this place.
[00:13:55]  We used to walk to it and all that.
[00:13:57]  Gone.
[00:13:58]  And I don't mean just like destroyed, you know, like the, you, Like there was nothing ever there.
[00:14:03]  Right.
[00:14:04]  It fucking, you know, the worst I seen before that was Hurricane Andrew.
[00:14:07]  And I went down with my horses to try to help.
[00:14:09]  I was in jail first.
[00:14:11]  I got arrested off a cruise ship there.
[00:14:13]  And then after that, I ended up going down to Hurricane Andrew to help because the animals escaped from the zoo, Dade County Zoo.
[00:14:22]  And the prisons right there.
[00:14:23]  Matter of fact, the Miami prison is there.
[00:14:26]  It's a medium security prison.
[00:14:28]  And not FDC, they also have a federal detention center downtown Miami.
[00:14:32]  But I've been in that one.
[00:14:34]  And so I went down with my horses to try.
[00:14:36]  There wasn't even a sign.
[00:14:36]  They'd say, oh, meet here.
[00:14:38]  How do you know where here is?
[00:14:39]  There's no sign.
[00:14:40]  I mean, no sign.
[00:14:41]  The signs were ripped out of the fucking ground.
[00:14:43]  Yeah, man.
[00:14:44]  You know, I mean, people have no idea what destruction can do.
[00:14:46]  I mean, they really don't.
[00:14:47]  Did you know there were people who had a hurricane party in Fort Myers at a Hooters?
[00:14:53]  Now, there's video of that, and there's video of that the water went over.
[00:14:56]  It's gone.
[00:14:57]  Hooters is gone.
[00:14:58]  Some people died.
[00:14:59]  From what hurricane?
[00:14:59]  This past one?
[00:15:00]  No, well.
[00:15:01]  Fort Myers.
[00:15:02]  I mean, I know that area so well.
[00:15:04]  Yeah.
[00:15:04]  Fuck.
[00:15:05]  And you know, you know, I used to own a, you know where you are right now?
[00:15:08]  I used to own a condo here in Madeira Beach.
[00:15:10]  That's what you're telling me.
[00:15:11]  Yeah.
[00:15:12]  A long time ago.
[00:15:13]  I was a gangster.
[00:15:14]  You know, I was a bad guy.
[00:15:16]  Madeira Beach is a fun beach.
[00:15:17]  Wow.
[00:15:18]  It's a weird place.
[00:15:19]  It's kind of like the Twilight Zone because there's so many fucking junkies hanging out.
[00:15:24]  Really?
[00:15:25]  They don't have that.
[00:15:26]  Because they, what they are is their deck hands on the fishing boats.
[00:15:30]  Sure.
[00:15:30]  They have the longliners that go out of Madeira Beach, out of John's Pass, that go out and catch fish.
[00:15:34]  I know that area because I was in the Coast Guard right here in Coast Guard.
[00:15:38]  I was a boat on the rescue.
[00:15:39]  I was on the three major incidents in this area.
[00:15:42]  Actually, I got awards for that medals.
[00:15:45]  The Sunshine Squid Bridge Classic.
[00:15:46]  You were on that?
[00:15:47]  Oh, yeah, you told me that because the last time I was here, I told you I was the first boat on scene.
[00:15:53]  Matter of fact, I was picking up dead babies and stuff, and I got PTSD from that.
[00:15:57]  That's what it could go.
[00:15:58]  I had two guys on here that were there on one of the USF boats.
[00:16:04]  They were, what were they?
[00:16:06]  Fishing boat?
[00:16:07]  The DOT, Department of Division.
[00:16:10]  They worked for the DOT.
[00:16:11]  When they were picking up stuff.
[00:16:12]  These two guys' jobs, their job was to go around Florida and dive and inspect all of the bridges.
[00:16:19]  So that was their job.
[00:16:21]  They were like eating breakfast at the restaurant on the other side of the Skyway when it happened.
[00:16:24]  They were the closest ones there.
[00:16:26]  So they went and got a boat and they put it in the water right after this happened.
[00:16:30]  I was the first boat there, period.
[00:16:31]  Really?
[00:16:32]  First boat.
[00:16:33]  Matter of fact, when we, the SAR alarm, it's called search and rescue alarm goes off and we, you know, you're on duty.
[00:16:38]  We run to the boats and it's, we, so you were, how old were you?
[00:16:42]  I was Coast Guard.
[00:16:42]  How old were you?
[00:16:43]  18 years old.
[00:16:44]  Wow.
[00:16:46]  Yeah.
[00:16:47]  It was 1981.
[00:16:49]  No.
[00:16:50]  If it was 81, yeah, it was 81.
[00:16:51]  So I was 20.
[00:16:52]  I was born in 61.
[00:16:53]  So people who aren't familiar with what we're talking about, 1981, one of the worst disasters in like Florida history.
[00:16:58]  How about two of them right here?
[00:17:01]  So, the Coast Guard cutter Blackthorn got hit by the ship, the Some Adventure.
[00:17:06]  No, the Capricorn.
[00:17:07]  But what we're talking about right now is when the cargo ship ran into one of the pilings of the Sunshine Skyway Bridge.
[00:17:13]  It did that because of fog, number one.
[00:17:15]  Right.
[00:17:16]  And I remember the solar alarm goes off, and the bridge collapsed, cars were just going to be in the car.
[00:17:21]  But we didn't know this at this point.
[00:17:22]  Matter of fact, all we get to do is the solar alarm goes off, you know, you jump up, you race, you're heading there, and, you know, they tell you, you know, Boat, uh, boat or they had a boat or something hits the bridge.
[00:17:33]  Now that happened often, right?
[00:17:35]  It's giant concrete or massive concrete, uh, stanchions, you know, like to hold the bridge up.
[00:17:41]  Sunshine Skyway Bridge was a big thing, you know, it's a high bridge.
[00:17:44]  Yeah, well, we used to get jumpers all the time up on that bridge.
[00:17:47]  And matter of fact, we, I used to even know the point where they'd live.
[00:17:51]  Like, there's people we picked up who were alive, broken legs or whatever, because they went up halfway, they didn't go.
[00:17:57]  I heard a story about one guy who jumped off with his dog and he ended up breaking his dog's fall.
[00:18:01]  His dog lived, he died.
[00:18:03]  Oh, really?
[00:18:04]  Well, why do you want his dog to die?
[00:18:06]  I don't fucking know.
[00:18:07]  What a, yeah, what a, yeah.
[00:18:09]  Listen, I've seen a lot of death in my life.
[00:18:11]  Sick fucks.
[00:18:12]  Daddy, I've seen a lot of death in my life.
[00:18:15]  I kid you.
[00:18:16]  So, what was that like that day the thing, the bridge collapsed and you were the first?
[00:18:20]  You know, when we were going there and the alarm goes off, we race to the boat and it says, you know, boat hits the bridge.
[00:18:27]  And that's kind of normal.
[00:18:28]  I mean, we'd get like yachts hitting them and they'd stink and people hit them.
[00:18:31]  Kids used to try to go water skiing and shit around the pylons and shit.
[00:18:35]  You know, and sometimes that happened.
[00:18:38]  But we come up, and now it's foggy now.
[00:18:40]  Now we know these areas.
[00:18:42]  Listen, I was stationed there at Cortez, Florida, which is in Bradenton.
[00:18:45]  Right, right.
[00:18:46]  Matter of fact, Egmont Key.
[00:18:47]  Matter of fact, a lot of people don't know Egmont Key right here is one of the best breeding grounds for hammerhead sharks in the world.
[00:18:54]  We used to go fishing for them.
[00:18:56]  There's like a big sinkhole there.
[00:18:58]  But anyway.
[00:18:59]  They like to eat the tarp in.
[00:19:00]  Yeah, they just, you know, wow, they're good fighting fish.
[00:19:04]  So anyway, we would go, and so we're heading there.
[00:19:07]  And it's eerie, you know, it's fog.
[00:19:08]  Now we know what we're doing.
[00:19:09]  We know that we have radars.
[00:19:11]  We have, when there's fog, you do certain things, you know, to make sure you have to put your horn on at certain times.
[00:19:18]  And then you have to have, we put, I myself, I wasn't the captain, I was one of the crew, and I was up on the front of the boat.
[00:19:27]  And I'm the one, you know, like, because now you're here to listen and sing and give orders back to your, you know, the guy, the boss in the boat, the captain of the boat.
[00:19:34]  I become a captain of one of those boats.
[00:19:36]  So anyway, we go and it's eerily quiet.
[00:19:40]  You know, and all of a sudden the fog starts clearing, and you look up, and there's fucking no bridge.
[00:19:47]  There's no spin, it's quiet.
[00:19:50]  There's no yelling and screaming.
[00:19:52]  The first thing I noticed when I looked up, there was a car hanging on the fucking edge where like a piece of the bridge.
[00:20:01]  Holy fuck, we were that guy lived.
[00:20:04]  Yeah, oh yeah, like they stopped, he got out of his car and like walked away with his car, like it wasn't dangling, it was on there was a piece of the bridge that was like that.
[00:20:12]  Right.
[00:20:12]  And he was on it.
[00:20:13]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:20:14]  He was on it.
[00:20:15]  Okay.
[00:20:15]  What really people didn't know in that whole thing, so we ended up calling him.
[00:20:20]  We were there for days picking up debris, picking up, trying to find it.
[00:20:24]  Now, it took them over 30 days to go down and dive in there.
[00:20:28]  People don't know why it's so hard to dive under there.
[00:20:30]  It's happened twice.
[00:20:31]  I've been there twice now.
[00:20:32]  And we have to do the patrols, the security, everything in that part.
[00:20:37]  Probably the worst thing I've ever done was picking up my shipmates.
[00:20:40]  Yeah, look at that.
[00:20:40]  Yeah, yeah, see that.
[00:20:41]  I told you that's the way it was.
[00:20:43]  Imagine being that fuck.
[00:20:44]  I have actual pictures.
[00:20:46]  That I have of this whole, and me in the newspaper.
[00:20:49]  I was in the newspaper.
[00:20:51]  I was in the St. Peter, St. Bernard's Times or whatever it was.
[00:20:54]  And it was amazing.
[00:20:57]  What people don't know when I have pictures of the bus, a Greyhound bus went over there.
[00:21:01]  Click on the link for that one, Austin.
[00:21:03]  See historic photos.
[00:21:04]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:21:04]  He's going to see a Greyhound bus.
[00:21:06]  I have pictures probably nobody has, period.
[00:21:09]  Oh, you got to log in or some shit.
[00:21:12]  I got two monitors like this now.
[00:21:15]  Keep going.
[00:21:16]  You'll see.
[00:21:17]  Keep, yeah, look at that, bro.
[00:21:19]  Yeah, see that, and that, but that's the sum adventure.
[00:21:21]  See, it landed on the front of the bridge.
[00:21:22]  I think it's you see the boat, the sum adventure, yep.
[00:21:26]  And the Capricorn's the one that hit the Coast Guard, uh, Coast Guard Blackthorn.
[00:21:29]  But if you keep going, if you want, I want to see the Greyhound.
[00:21:32]  If they show the Greyhound, I'm sure they did.
[00:21:34]  No, because they never had that until I where they pulled it out of the water, and right, it was it was this flat, it was like this.
[00:21:42]  I have picture, private pictures of mine, you know.
[00:21:45]  I was gonna donate all this, yeah.
[00:21:49]  It was amazing.
[00:21:50]  There it is, that was it, that was the Greyhound.
[00:21:52]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:21:53]  The flat, that boat.
[00:21:55]  I remember when I was there when they did that.
[00:21:57]  How's that?
[00:21:58]  That picture?
[00:21:58]  I'm there right there.
[00:21:59]  That was how many days after?
[00:22:00]  Oh, 30 days, I'll bet.
[00:22:02]  Wow.
[00:22:02]  It took a long time.
[00:22:03]  People don't know how strong the currents are under there.
[00:22:07]  You know, the currents are amazingly strong under there.
[00:22:10]  And it's very tough waters to do.
[00:22:12]  And it's a very navigating cuff.
[00:22:13]  And there's been a lot.
[00:22:17]  I think 30 some odd people died there, 35, maybe 34.
[00:22:21]  And then the Coast Guard happened, and we lost 23 Coast Guard guys.
[00:22:25]  Really?
[00:22:26]  Yeah.
[00:22:27]  How?
[00:22:27]  Well, what happened?
[00:22:28]  They were on a Coast Guard cutter, Blackthorn was 180.
[00:22:31]  Oh, that was a different incident.
[00:22:32]  Yeah, different incident.
[00:22:32]  Right, right, right.
[00:22:34]  180 foot buoy tender.
[00:22:35]  Wow.
[00:22:36]  Yeah, I was on.
[00:22:37]  See that platform right there?
[00:22:38]  That was there for all the time.
[00:22:40]  I used to go on it all the time.
[00:22:41]  They brought that same platform out when the Coast Guard cutter went.
[00:22:45]  And they had to salvage it.
[00:22:47]  These guys that I had on here, one of the guys named Bob, his last name's escaping me right now, but he was one of the DOT divers that was there.
[00:22:57]  And he.
[00:22:59]  Oh, he was a DOT diver.
[00:23:01]  Diver.
[00:23:02]  I went to dive school in the Coast Guard.
[00:23:04]  And I actually went to Pearl Harbor.
[00:23:06]  Oh, no shit.
[00:23:07]  Actually on Fort Island, where they have the Battleship Row, where Arizona's at.
[00:23:11]  The Fort Island's an island right there.
[00:23:12]  And that's the headquarters, actually, for the whatever district that is 14th district.
[00:23:18]  And I went to dive school there.
[00:23:21]  I only went for eight weeks because that's all we had to do.
[00:23:24]  But we went in the Navy dive school.
[00:23:26]  The first thing we had to do to get initiated, you have to swim to the mainland and bring up a case of beer back.
[00:23:32]  Without dropping it.
[00:23:33]  Really?
[00:23:34]  Swim it back.
[00:23:34]  How far?
[00:23:36]  Half a mile.
[00:23:38]  Damn.
[00:23:39]  Yeah, I did it.
[00:23:40]  Put it on your chest, do backstrokes.
[00:23:44]  Where are you originally from?
[00:23:45]  Originally, New York.
[00:23:47]  I wasn't from the Coast Guard.
[00:23:48]  How does a fucking New York wise guy like yourself end up fucking being a diver in the Coast Guard?
[00:23:55]  I wasn't a diver per se.
[00:23:56]  You had to have a diver on a ship.
[00:23:58]  I didn't do the real hard hats and all the real shit.
[00:24:02]  Those Navy guys were amazing.
[00:24:04]  They had to go for a year.
[00:24:05]  I went for eight weeks, two months.
[00:24:09]  And if the props get fouled, stuff like that on a ship, I was on a 378 foul.
[00:24:13]  For ship after the small boat stations I was on, and I became a boat captain, search and rescue captain, all that.
[00:24:18]  And I did all that.
[00:24:20]  And then after I did that, I wanted to go out to sea, and that's where I ended up getting hurt in the Bering Sea.
[00:24:25]  I ended up, I was stationed in Hawaii.
[00:24:27]  Bering Sea in Alaska.
[00:24:28]  I used to, we used to, I was stationed in Hawaii.
[00:24:31]  We did three months in Hawaii and three months in Alaska.
[00:24:34]  Three months in Hawaii, three months.
[00:24:36]  I know all of Alaska.
[00:24:37]  Kodiak.
[00:24:38]  Kodiak's the island where the Coast Guard has their base there.
[00:24:41]  And it was fun.
[00:24:41]  Is that the little island halfway in between Russia and Alaska?
[00:24:44]  No, That's part of Alaska chain.
[00:24:46]  You have to, You know, Russia had the Lucian chains actually, you know, during World War II.

=== Pacific Island Memories (05:10) ===

[00:24:50]  They had what?
[00:24:51]  They had the Lucian chains.
[00:24:52]  Oh, those little islands.
[00:24:52]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:24:53]  Alaska didn't become a state until 1959.
[00:24:56]  Right.
[00:24:57]  So, him and Hawaii, both 1959.
[00:24:59]  So, yeah.
[00:25:00]  And so, anyway, the Bering Seaway, see where he's at right there?
[00:25:04]  I was stationed over on Hawaii.
[00:25:07]  You go south.
[00:25:08]  Yeah.
[00:25:09]  Now, we used to go there.
[00:25:11]  And that's the Pacific right there, obviously.
[00:25:13]  Yeah.
[00:25:14]  And if he goes wide, I'll show him some stuff then.
[00:25:16]  I was on the.
[00:25:17]  Now, I went to Micronesia and I actually went to an island called Palmyra Island.
[00:25:22]  There was a murder there.
[00:25:23]  There's actually a book out.
[00:25:24]  People saw it and they go, Wow, Larry, you talked about that.
[00:25:27]  And you look at, go look for Palmyra Island.
[00:25:32]  Google Palmyra Island.
[00:25:34]  They tried to start a colony there in the 70s and there was a murder.
[00:25:39]  And there was actually, when we got briefed, there was a dog.
[00:25:41]  They said there's wild dogs on there.
[00:25:42]  They might attack you.
[00:25:44]  These dogs, I watched these dogs attack a shark and kill a shark.
[00:25:48]  What?
[00:25:48]  I watched two dogs kill a shark, and that's how they ate.
[00:25:51]  What kind of shark?
[00:25:52]  Like a sand shark or whatever it was in the shallow water.
[00:25:55]  They would actually, one would come in, the shark would go the other way, the other dog would grab it.
[00:25:59]  They survived on this island alone because they were left there after a murder.
[00:26:03]  They tried to start a colony on this island.
[00:26:04]  We had to deliver the FBI agents there.
[00:26:06]  So when we got the briefing, they said, Now I'm the small boat captain of the little boat bringing us because we couldn't get close to the island.
[00:26:12]  We would draft too much water.
[00:26:14]  So I'm taking the people over, and the captain says, Listen, there's marijuana running rampant on this thing.
[00:26:19]  Nobody better get caught with marijuana.
[00:26:21]  I fucking brought more marijuana.
[00:26:23]  We all did.
[00:26:24]  And we kept it in the paint lock so dogs couldn't get it.
[00:26:26]  Palmyra Island.
[00:26:28]  Palmyra, they saw it in an atoll.
[00:26:30]  That's an amazing place.
[00:26:31]  Go to the map.
[00:26:31]  See where they saw it.
[00:26:32]  I want to see this thing on the globe.
[00:26:34]  You should see that place.
[00:26:36]  Zoom out.
[00:26:37]  You should see Palmyra Island.
[00:26:38]  It's just amazingly amazing.
[00:26:41]  Where the fuck are we?
[00:26:42]  You're in the Pacific right there.
[00:26:43]  Wow, way out.
[00:26:44]  Yeah, yeah, the South Pacific.
[00:26:45]  See it?
[00:26:46]  I was actually, I actually had swim calls.
[00:26:48]  Is that a volcano?
[00:26:49]  Where?
[00:26:49]  It must be, right?
[00:26:50]  Palmyra Island.
[00:26:51]  No, I don't think it is.
[00:26:52]  It's just, I don't know, to be honest.
[00:26:54]  I couldn't tell you.
[00:26:55]  But Palmyra Island was great.
[00:26:57]  You know, I swam in the steepest water in the world, 36,000 feet deep.
[00:27:02]  You could put Mount Everest in it.
[00:27:04]  And it's Mariana's Trenches.
[00:27:05]  Yeah, Mariana Trenches.
[00:27:06]  I swam, we had a swim call there.
[00:27:08]  And, you know, you'd think, wow, below you is, I mean, forever, five miles.
[00:27:12]  How cold was that shit?
[00:27:14]  No, good for warm water.
[00:27:16]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:16]  Already at the top?
[00:27:17]  Yeah.
[00:27:17]  What country is that?
[00:27:18]  That's in the middle of the Pacific.
[00:27:20]  Mariana's Trenches?
[00:27:21]  Yeah, Mariana Trenches.
[00:27:22]  The Pacific goes south.
[00:27:22]  I don't know where that is.
[00:27:23]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:27:24]  Mariana Trenches right in the middle of the Pacific.
[00:27:26]  We had swim call.
[00:27:26]  Our captain.
[00:27:27]  I've been across the Marion dateline and I've been the equator and all that shit.
[00:27:31]  And you have the initiations and all that shit.
[00:27:34]  Man, you're bringing back a lot of memories.
[00:27:36]  They sent a guy down into Marianas.
[00:27:38]  Yeah, they did.
[00:27:39]  They did in a little capsule.
[00:27:42]  I think it was James Cameron did it.
[00:27:44]  James Cameron did it.
[00:27:45]  My memory's not bad for an old fuck, isn't it?
[00:27:48]  Wow.
[00:27:51]  Yeah.
[00:27:51]  My memory's not bad.
[00:27:52]  Did you see his new Avatar movies he just came out with?
[00:27:54]  No, but I love those movies.
[00:27:55]  I mean, he's there.
[00:27:56]  You see it?
[00:27:57]  There you go.
[00:27:58]  See it?
[00:27:58]  That's Marianne's Trench.
[00:27:59]  Okay.
[00:28:00]  Okay.
[00:28:00]  Not far.
[00:28:01]  Zoom in.
[00:28:02]  No, no.
[00:28:03]  See the Philippines?
[00:28:04]  That's across the Pacific.
[00:28:05]  That's where we, you know.
[00:28:06]  No, well, it's not far from the island we were just on.
[00:28:08]  Oh, no, no.
[00:28:08]  And I said we went to swim call there.
[00:28:10]  Actually, I had a swim call.
[00:28:12]  Damn.
[00:28:12]  And we have, we put guys up who used to see the sharks in the Pacific.
[00:28:16]  We dumped trash and they'd be at a fucking, we had a captain who was the greatest guy in the world, man.
[00:28:20]  He was an ex, what I was, rank wise.
[00:28:23]  And he ended up going to the office.
[00:28:24]  He ended up retiring.
[00:28:25]  I got invited to his retirement party.
[00:28:27]  He was fucking great.
[00:28:28]  He used to carry two pistols around.
[00:28:29]  He used to shoot the fucking sharks from the bridge.
[00:28:30]  He was a fucking great guy, man.
[00:28:32]  He used to get drunk with us.
[00:28:33]  He was a boatswain mate, which I was, which is the guy who runs the boats and shit like that.
[00:28:37]  So him, me, and the chief got to, you know, we were close.
[00:28:40]  And he'd come up on the ship and, you know, he'd ring bells and all.
[00:28:43]  And we were carrying the motherfucker because he's drunk.
[00:28:46]  Yeah.
[00:28:46]  You know, me and the chief are carrying this.
[00:28:48]  Great guy.
[00:28:48]  He loved it.
[00:28:49]  And fuck, I tell the stupid ensign, you know, the guy's been to the Coast Guard.
[00:28:52]  Fuck, you've been to the school.
[00:28:54]  Give a fuck.
[00:28:54]  Shut the fuck up, you moron.
[00:28:57]  You know what the fuck?
[00:28:58]  The cab's half racked and you can hit the bells that he's fucking eating.
[00:29:00]  You know, you fucking use your common sense.
[00:29:03]  Yeah, the Marion Trench is the deepest part of the world's oceans.
[00:29:06]  Pacific's the biggest.
[00:29:07]  I heard it's like seven miles deep there.
[00:29:08]  Yeah, 37, 36,000 feet, 36 something.
[00:29:12]  I think you can look that up.
[00:29:14]  It's 36,000, which there's 5,200 and something feet in a mile.
[00:29:19]  So, yeah, close to seven miles.
[00:29:22]  Yep, seven miles.
[00:29:22]  Look at that.
[00:29:23]  It's how many feet?
[00:29:26]  It's 36,000 feet, right?
[00:29:30]  Yeah, you're gonna see that.
[00:29:31]  He's gonna change it.
[00:29:33]  36,000 feet, baby.
[00:29:35]  I'm pretty good about that.
[00:29:36]  You are good.
[00:29:37]  Yeah, well, when you go do things, pull out that diagram, that like diagram of the trench.
[00:29:42]  Yeah.
[00:29:43]  Do you put this up on the video?
[00:29:44]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:29:45]  Oh, see, we don't do much of this.
[00:29:46]  We gotta start doing that.
[00:29:48]  If people don't know, they gotta go.
[00:29:49]  Close that bottom box.
[00:29:51]  Yeah.
[00:29:53]  What, don't you donate?
[00:29:55]  No, I don't donate to fucking Wikipedia.
[00:29:56]  They changed so much shit.
[00:29:58]  Oh, did they?
[00:29:58]  I haven't checked it out.

=== Missouri Renting Adventures (15:32) ===

[00:30:00]  They fuck with people so hard.
[00:30:02]  Cross section sketch of Marianne.
[00:30:03]  Oh, wow.
[00:30:04]  Look at that shit.
[00:30:05]  I learn more about Wikipedia from people who call me and tell me, or the fans, you know?
[00:30:09]  They'll say, Larry, did you know I was on the notable alumni of my high school?
[00:30:17]  Me and Bobby Bonilla, Cardi B. I'm the oldest fuck on there.
[00:30:23]  And I never graduated.
[00:30:24]  Cardi B went to your high school?
[00:30:25]  Yeah.
[00:30:25]  And I was younger than me.
[00:30:27]  And I never graduated there.
[00:30:29]  But they got me as a notable fucking alumni.
[00:30:31]  Figure that fucking shit out.
[00:30:32]  That's amazing.
[00:30:33]  They had me as also in Atlanta.
[00:30:34]  Rightly so.
[00:30:35]  They also have me in Atlanta as one of them.
[00:30:39]  Somebody called me up and said, You know, Mr. Lawton.
[00:30:42]  He called me Mr. Lawton.
[00:30:43]  I knew he was real young.
[00:30:44]  He says, You're on the same page as Al Capone.
[00:30:47]  I said, What?
[00:30:49]  What do you mean?
[00:30:49]  He goes, Yeah, in Atlanta, Al Capone, you, Jimmy Burke, Whitey Bolger, and Larry Lawton.
[00:30:57]  I said, get the fuck out.
[00:30:58]  I looked at it.
[00:30:58]  It's true.
[00:30:59]  Hey, we were talking about doing acid in prison early.
[00:31:03]  Oh, man.
[00:31:03]  You know that.
[00:31:04]  You're going to get on to acid.
[00:31:06]  We're going to have a fucking trip.
[00:31:07]  I should have brought something now.
[00:31:08]  Yeah, you should have.
[00:31:09]  That would have been fucking hard.
[00:31:10]  Would you do it?
[00:31:11]  I would do it.
[00:31:12]  I'll do a little bit.
[00:31:13]  I would do half of what you did.
[00:31:14]  Well, okay.
[00:31:15]  If I do four, you're going to do two.
[00:31:16]  Okay, that's fair.
[00:31:17]  All right.
[00:31:17]  But what I was saying is.
[00:31:18]  We got to do it.
[00:31:19]  Whitey Bulger.
[00:31:20]  Fucking great show.
[00:31:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:31:23]  I couldn't.
[00:31:23]  I wouldn't be able to talk probably.
[00:31:24]  No, you would.
[00:31:25]  I would just be sitting here.
[00:31:26]  Have you done acid?
[00:31:27]  Have you done acid?
[00:31:28]  No, I've done mushrooms on acid.
[00:31:30]  Okay.
[00:31:31]  Mushrooms, acid is a lot better than mushrooms to me.
[00:31:33]  Some people just.
[00:31:34]  I've heard that.
[00:31:35]  People.
[00:31:36]  Last a little longer, it's better.
[00:31:37]  Once you do acid, they did a study in acid, the government.
[00:31:41]  They took two military units, you can look it up.
[00:31:43]  They took two military units and they gave one acid, one not LSD.
[00:31:48]  And they did the mission twice as fast, twice as more proficient.
[00:31:52]  But they learned the government couldn't control these guys then.
[00:31:55]  Once you do acid once, it's going to open your whole fucking world up to another life.
[00:32:01]  And it's amazing.
[00:32:02]  I've actually gotten things like ideas and shit.
[00:32:06]  You know, you look at Sting, you look at a lot of people, how they wrote songs and backed a lot of the greatest artists in the world.
[00:32:12]  You know, Edgar Allan Poe, people like that.
[00:32:14]  All fucking Einstein.
[00:32:16]  I mean, think of that.
[00:32:17]  Maybe he fucking found that shit and that math shit.
[00:32:19]  Was Einstein doing acid?
[00:32:20]  Yeah.
[00:32:21]  Was he really?
[00:32:22]  So, you know.
[00:32:23]  But Whitey Bolger, he was experimented on in prison with acid.
[00:32:26]  Yes, absolutely.
[00:32:27]  It was in Atlanta.
[00:32:28]  They gave him LSD.
[00:32:29]  As in Atlanta.
[00:32:30]  I was in prison.
[00:32:32]  I was in that prison.
[00:32:32]  I didn't do that.
[00:32:35]  I'm not that up to date on the conspiracy theory revolving around him, but I heard that they gave him acid.
[00:32:40]  And they try to control him and then, like, have him carry out murders.
[00:32:44]  I don't buy that.
[00:32:45]  Whoever comes up with that, I don't buy that even a little.
[00:32:48]  No.
[00:32:49]  No.
[00:32:49]  Why wouldn't they do that?
[00:32:50]  I mean, I don't think that is because I don't think acid or anything will do that to that point.
[00:32:54]  Yeah, but you can break down people's minds with acid.
[00:33:00]  No, you can't.
[00:33:01]  See, that's what you can't do.
[00:33:03]  Whoever told you that, I don't know where you read it, and I want to see that article because when you read all about acid and how it works the brain, it opens it up.
[00:33:13]  It gives you a better perspective of things.
[00:33:16]  It makes you think outside the box.
[00:33:19]  So it doesn't make you controlled by the government.
[00:33:22]  Otherwise, they'd be fucking gave it to that unit that did everything proficiently.
[00:33:25]  They would control you.
[00:33:27]  So it makes no control, if anything.
[00:33:30]  But if they administer it to somebody in therapeutic doses and keep them in isolation and feed them certain stimuli or give them.
[00:33:42]  You're talking deep shit now.
[00:33:43]  Go ahead.
[00:33:44]  You basically, like what they do with these.
[00:33:46]  Prisoners are like what they did with Ted Kaczynski at Harvard, those LSD studies that they were doing on those guys.
[00:33:54]  They were trying to, with MKUltra, it was a program to figure out mind control.
[00:34:03]  Yeah, MKUltra was a top secret CIA project with the agency conducted with hundreds of clandestine experiments, sometimes on unwitting U.S. citizens, to assess potential use of LSD and other drugs for mind control.
[00:34:13]  Information gathered for psychological torture.
[00:34:16]  Absolutely, it didn't work.
[00:34:18]  So, whatever you're saying, it did not work.
[00:34:19]  That's the way I might have tried it.
[00:34:21]  Right.
[00:34:21]  It might not have worked, but it did work.
[00:34:23]  There was one lady who actually sued the government because they were experimenting on her with this and they were doing it what they would do.
[00:34:30]  Well, they were doing it in the military and they were doing it in prisoners.
[00:34:33]  That's the main thing.
[00:34:35]  Maybe.
[00:34:36]  That's what they did if you look at all their studies.
[00:34:37]  And in universities too.
[00:34:39]  I don't know how much they had to do, you know, they didn't have any control over universities to do that.
[00:34:44]  Obviously, with the military, you know, you're in the military and prisoners are.
[00:34:49]  Got fucking nothing coming.
[00:34:50]  But if you keep, if you take one person, right, if you did, or a group of people, and you just give them, I'm glad I'm here.
[00:34:56]  I'm glad you're here too.
[00:34:57]  Thanks for coming.
[00:34:58]  And you give them LSD every single day.
[00:35:02]  Right.
[00:35:03]  And you try to beat something into their head every single day.
[00:35:07]  You keep them high and you keep introducing certain thoughts into their head every day or telling them certain things.
[00:35:15]  Seems like a lot of work.
[00:35:16]  And trying, it seems, yeah, probably is a lot of work.
[00:35:18]  But let me tell you why I don't know.
[00:35:20]  I was with the guy, and this is where I got into it.
[00:35:22]  I was with a guy.
[00:35:24]  Great guy.
[00:35:25]  He ends up getting a life sentence for acid, 30,000 tabs.
[00:35:28]  And he ends up, he used to follow the Grateful Dead around.
[00:35:31]  And it was great because what he used to do, he loved the story he tells.
[00:35:34]  He would go to a Kmart.
[00:35:36]  I didn't even have Kmart anymore.
[00:35:38]  And he'd buy the plastic kiddie pool.
[00:35:40]  You know, kiddie pool.
[00:35:41]  Yeah.
[00:35:42]  But plastic, not blow up pool.
[00:35:44]  Right.
[00:35:44]  You know, the plastic.
[00:35:45]  Hard plastic.
[00:35:46]  He'd buy one of those, go to every venue to deadlift playing at.
[00:35:49]  He'd buy a pool.
[00:35:51]  He would get tons of beer, cases and cases of beer, ice, and then throw 200 vials or 100 vial hit of acid in the water.
[00:36:00]  Everybody grabs a beer out of that thing.
[00:36:04]  You need to get high.
[00:36:05]  You know, that's how acid works.
[00:36:06]  So.
[00:36:08]  And he's fucking stories he used to have because he had a hundred hit vial leak into his body.
[00:36:15]  He ended up selling his whole worldly possessions for two tickets to Grateful Dead in Haight Ashbury in Frisco, a skateboard, and a fucking, uh, uh, to tickets and a skateboard and I don't know, some, oh, fucking some bullshit.
[00:36:31]  Oh, guitar.
[00:36:32]  He sold his whole worldly for his furniture, everything he owned.
[00:36:35]  How did this vial of a hundred hits of acid get into his system?
[00:36:38]  But whatever, he didn't put the cap on right or whatever.
[00:36:41]  It was an accident.
[00:36:42]  Yeah, it was an accident.
[00:36:43]  Now, he said he was fucked up for six months.
[00:36:45]  Now, you can't overdose on average.
[00:36:46]  I want people to know that.
[00:36:47]  You cannot overdose.
[00:36:49]  You can never die from it.
[00:36:50]  It doesn't raise your level of your blood pressure or your heart rate.
[00:36:56]  It doesn't do anything of that nature.
[00:36:57]  I've done a lot of acid in my day.
[00:36:59]  And I've found that.
[00:37:01]  Now, I'm burning control.
[00:37:02]  First of all, if you do too much acid, you'll burn the serotonin in your brain and endorphins and serotonin in your brain.
[00:37:08]  You're not going to get it.
[00:37:09]  It'll take you more and more and more.
[00:37:10]  It took him.
[00:37:11]  That guy used to do 10 years.
[00:37:12]  So you build a tolerance.
[00:37:13]  Yeah.
[00:37:13]  Well, it's in you.
[00:37:15]  You know, once acid's in you, you know, acid is in you.
[00:37:17]  The only way to check for acid, too, is a spinal tap.
[00:37:19]  You know, like, so there's no tests for acid.
[00:37:22]  But acid can really fuck you up if you do it when you're young, like before your brain development.
[00:37:28]  If you do it, if you abuse it when you're a young teenager.
[00:37:30]  I think, but that goes for anything.
[00:37:32]  It goes for any drug.
[00:37:33]  Absolutely.
[00:37:34]  And I'm a big advocate of legalizing all drugs, all drugs.
[00:37:37]  Fentanyl, I don't care, legalize it.
[00:37:39]  People go, why would you do that?
[00:37:41]  Well, if you're going to go to that route of illegalizing some, Then why do we even have glue?
[00:37:46]  People huff glue and they fucking go crazy.
[00:37:48]  They burn their brain cells out.
[00:37:50]  They go to Home Depot and they get this fucking poisons and shit for rats and fucking shit.
[00:37:54]  And they fucking do it.
[00:37:55]  So let's just illegalize, you know, make everything that we think is somebody.
[00:37:59]  Stop the control.
[00:38:00]  I became a libertarian because I used to be a Republican, young Republican.
[00:38:05]  Then I was a fucking Democrat because I'm very socially liberal, very socially liberal, and more somewhat fiscally conservative.
[00:38:13]  I think most people are that.
[00:38:16]  You know, people don't want to see their money wasted in no fucking shit we pay it on.
[00:38:20]  But they, you, do you give a fuck who marries who?
[00:38:23]  Do you care about what people do in their own house?
[00:38:25]  No.
[00:38:26]  Absolutely.
[00:38:27]  No young people.
[00:38:28]  I deal with a lot of young people.
[00:38:30]  You're, I mean, you're, even your age, you're 40 down, let's call it.
[00:38:33]  And I can't know one that gives a fuck about any of that shit.
[00:38:38]  No.
[00:38:38]  Because it's, it's a non issue, but the religious right and certain people like that.
[00:38:43]  And it's such bullshit.
[00:38:44]  But they were talking about drugs.
[00:38:46]  Legalize them all.
[00:38:47]  They've done it.
[00:38:48]  They're doing it now.
[00:38:49]  You know, Washington state has now decriminalized mushrooms and acid.
[00:38:53]  A lot of these, they're getting it now.
[00:38:55]  But I don't know if they're just getting it or just the government's letting the control up.
[00:38:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:59]  It was all about control.
[00:39:01]  Yeah.
[00:39:01]  The legalizing drug things, the legalizing drug thing would be great, especially for things that are cut with all kinds of various substances that people don't know what the fuck's in it.
[00:39:14]  Like you buy a gram of Coke, you don't know what the fuck you're getting.
[00:39:18]  You're getting it cut with creatine, borax, and all that.
[00:39:21]  Well, it used to be vitamin.
[00:39:23]  Vitamin B. Right.
[00:39:24]  But the problem is the dealers in the U.S. What are you doing?
[00:39:27]  Take a picture of me?
[00:39:27]  Yeah, take a picture.
[00:39:28]  People in the U.S. You want to take a picture of me?
[00:39:30]  Yeah, take a picture.
[00:39:32]  Say cheese.
[00:39:35]  They get it and they don't know what the fuck's in it.
[00:39:36]  You know what I mean?
[00:39:37]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:39:37]  Like you can go to the store and you can buy a bottle of booze or, you know, you could buy a fucking cigar.
[00:39:43]  You know, it's tobacco.
[00:39:44]  You know, it's, you know, it's, no, no, no.
[00:39:45]  What you're saying is correct.
[00:39:47]  You want, you know, people should be able to, if they want to go to a pharmacy, get a prescription for cocaine, which you can get.
[00:39:52]  You can get a prescription for cocaine.
[00:39:54]  Can you?
[00:39:54]  Yeah.
[00:39:55]  I never heard of it.
[00:39:56]  Yeah.
[00:39:56]  You should be able to go and do it and know exactly what the fuck you're getting.
[00:39:59]  I agree.
[00:40:00]  You know, I just think, you know, we have gotten away from, you know, people say, first of all, both sides suck.
[00:40:05]  I'm not going to go there.
[00:40:07]  We've gotten away from being, we're not free.
[00:40:09]  I love when people say we're going to live in a free country.
[00:40:10]  No, not.
[00:40:11]  You don't live in a free country.
[00:40:12]  Well, yes, you do.
[00:40:13]  You can do this.
[00:40:14]  Listen, whether it's by money, whether it's by status, wherever it is.
[00:40:18]  You know, George Collin used to say, if you ever listen to George Collin, he's on fucking, I love his station on Sirius.
[00:40:24]  I still listen to him all the time.
[00:40:25]  He's got his own station on Sirius.
[00:40:26]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:40:27]  To Carl's channel.
[00:40:28]  And he's just so fucking hilarious.
[00:40:31]  And he, so George Collin says, listen, there's a club and you're not in it.
[00:40:37]  Meaning, like, you know, they can do everything.
[00:40:39]  You know, the government and they just alcohol, of course.
[00:40:43]  Anybody who tells me I don't believe in drugs, any drug, or even legalizing them all, I first thing I say to them is, What do you think about alcohol?
[00:40:50]  If they say, Oh, that's okay, all your arguments go out the window.
[00:40:54]  Because listen, many studies, I deal with young people, you know that in my program, the Reality Check Pro, still number one program in the country.
[00:41:02]  Did you know that 70, almost 80, 79, 78.9 kids start their first thing with alcohol?
[00:41:11]  They don't start marijuana.
[00:41:12]  They don't start with hard drug or whatever.
[00:41:14]  They start with alcohol.
[00:41:15]  So, you want to talk about a gateway drug?
[00:41:18]  It's the easiest thing to get.
[00:41:20]  Isn't it crazy?
[00:41:21]  There's still states or counties that don't let you sell alcohol on Sundays.
[00:41:25]  Oh, fuck, listen to this.
[00:41:26]  You want to hear the best?
[00:41:28]  I went to Branson, Missouri with a bunch of guys, right?
[00:41:30]  Matter of fact, one guy is a great guy.
[00:41:32]  He fucking became a billionaire through Bitcoin.
[00:41:34]  He was a cardiologist.
[00:41:35]  He sold his whole 401k for Bitcoin at $6.
[00:41:40]  $6.
[00:41:42]  Fuck.
[00:41:43]  He rents yachts, you know, those mega yachts, $250,000 a week, like you and I would rent a car.
[00:41:48]  Yeah.
[00:41:48]  Great guy, too.
[00:41:49]  But a bunch of us, him and his wife and my, you know, at the time, I'm single now.
[00:41:53]  Letting everybody know I'm single.
[00:41:55]  I'm out.
[00:41:55]  Larry's on the market.
[00:41:56]  I'm going to all the strip clubs, the gay clubs, every club in the world.
[00:41:59]  I don't give a fuck what club it is.
[00:42:01]  I'm going to the gay ones too.
[00:42:02]  Oh, sure.
[00:42:02]  I'll go to everyone.
[00:42:03]  There's a lot of good gay clubs in and out of Key West.
[00:42:06]  Oh, yeah.
[00:42:06]  I love the Keys.
[00:42:07]  I used to go to the Keys every month.
[00:42:08]  First of all, when I was in Fort Lauderdale, I used to go to the Keys every month.
[00:42:12]  I just flew to the Keys with a bunch of buddies.
[00:42:14]  They have a plane and it took us an hour and 15 minutes from Melbourne.
[00:42:19]  And we flew there.
[00:42:20]  What a fucking trip.
[00:42:21]  You go down, you fly down, you leave at noon, you get there at 1 30, you get out to fuck.
[00:42:25]  We Uber over to fucking the bars, the pool bars and shit, and the Keys.
[00:42:30]  Fucking we.
[00:42:31]  I love the Keys.
[00:42:31]  You ever go, you ever stay in a hostel?
[00:42:34]  You gotta fucking go to the Keys and stay in a hostel.
[00:42:37]  To find a hostel.
[00:42:38]  Hostels where they just rent, somebody else could be in your room.
[00:42:43]  Yeah.
[00:42:43]  I've never done that.
[00:42:44]  It's fucked.
[00:42:44]  They're big in Europe.
[00:42:45]  Okay.
[00:42:45]  I'm saying a bed in Bristol.
[00:42:47]  They'll rent the bed, is what they'll do.
[00:42:48]  Okay.
[00:42:48]  No, that's renting a room.
[00:42:50]  Okay.
[00:42:50]  But you can actually rent the bed.
[00:42:53]  Now, we had four of us.
[00:42:55]  Everyone there.
[00:42:56]  I mean, I'm so poor compared to these guys.
[00:42:59]  Great guys, though.
[00:43:00]  You would never know it.
[00:43:01]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:01]  They're just really, really good guys.
[00:43:04]  And we were in a hostel, and it was the fuck.
[00:43:06]  We ended up having a four room hostel, but so we had it.
[00:43:10]  It was ours.
[00:43:11]  Right.
[00:43:12]  It was so fucking funny, though.
[00:43:14]  Uh, my mom, buddy, goes, You know, I've been around the world, a lot of stuff, very, very well.
[00:43:17]  Nice guy, never know.
[00:43:18]  He goes, But I never stayed in a room where you have a locker with the fucking with lockers in the room, you know.
[00:43:24]  Fucking, it was just, but you got to do that.
[00:43:27]  I'm going to do that because you don't, Dad, the pool's there.
[00:43:30]  You don't know who you're going to meet.
[00:43:32]  It's fun.
[00:43:32]  And it could be a girl or a guy.
[00:43:34]  Right.
[00:43:34]  You don't know.
[00:43:35]  It's not to do anything.
[00:43:36]  You don't even have to meet them.
[00:43:38]  You know, it's just, it's what it is.
[00:43:39]  You rent a bed.
[00:43:41]  And it's called the No Name.
[00:43:44]  It's, it's, it's, oh my God, I kept fucking it up.
[00:43:47]  It's not your average hotel.
[00:43:49]  NY, not your NYA, NYAH.
[00:43:54]  Not your average hotel.
[00:43:55]  Something like that.
[00:43:56]  Motel.
[00:43:56]  And it was cool as fucking shit.
[00:43:58]  I had so much fun with these days.
[00:43:59]  But we do a lot of crep like that.
[00:44:01]  And, you know, what I found is we go to Branson, Missouri.
[00:44:05]  That's where we're going with this alcohol.
[00:44:07]  So we go, Danny, we go to Branson, Missouri.
[00:44:10]  Don't ever fucking go to Branson, Missouri.
[00:44:14]  Why?
[00:44:14]  What are we talking about now?
[00:44:16]  Alcohol?
[00:44:16]  Alcohol.
[00:44:17]  Now, not only alcohol, you couldn't buy a fucking drink in the Dolly Parton Stampede, all this crap as shit.
[00:44:25]  It is the worst fucking thing, unless you're some religious freak that wants to just go there and, I don't know, go to a fucking Jesus Museum, whatever the fuck it is, whatever the fuck you want to do.
[00:44:36]  I'm not religious, as you'd get.
[00:44:39]  And I don't care about religion, meaning I grew up, you know, I was abused as a kid and all that kind of stuff by a priest.
[00:44:44]  You were abused by a priest as a kid?
[00:44:45]  Yeah, yeah, I was 11 years old.
[00:44:47]  It took, you know, how many years?
[00:44:48]  It took 30 years.
[00:44:49]  Matter of fact, my author, my book came out in 2013, bestseller.
[00:44:54]  And Gangster Redemption, you got it.
[00:44:56]  I gave you a book.
[00:44:56]  Did I not?
[00:44:58]  I'm sure I did.
[00:44:59]  If I didn't, I have them in an RV and I'll give you and your engineer, of course, one.
[00:45:02]  Yeah, I'll give them, I'll sign them to you.
[00:45:04]  I had bestselling books.
[00:45:05]  And, um, We sell them all day and I own it.
[00:45:08]  That's one of the best moves I ever made in my life.
[00:45:10]  But anyway, so when I wrote the book, I wrote it with an eight time New York Times best selling author, seven time, whatever it is.
[00:45:16]  Now he's eight.
[00:45:18]  And unbelievable book, of course.
[00:45:21]  It's true.
[00:45:22]  It has to be vetted, of course, when you do all that kind of stuff.
[00:45:24]  And he got things out of me that I wouldn't have never, ever.
[00:45:27]  And I get why people don't say things, you know, because this was a priest, I was an altar boy, and all that shit.
[00:45:31]  And it's all true.

=== Peter Golenbach Co-Writing (03:45) ===

[00:45:33]  And all these fucking, they're scumbags, you know.
[00:45:35]  So this guy was able to talk to you and get this shit out of you when he was.
[00:45:38]  Yeah, well, it took me two years to write this book.
[00:45:40]  Two years.
[00:45:42]  I mean, every single weekend for two days, almost nonstop.
[00:45:46]  I don't even think I golfed and then come home from golf and I would sit down with him where he was.
[00:45:53]  He's actually here in St. Pete.
[00:45:55]  His name is Peter Golenbach.
[00:45:56]  You look him up, pull him up, Peter Golenbach.
[00:45:59]  So let's go back to this.
[00:46:01]  So, what were you doing as a.
[00:46:03]  How old were you when you were an altar boy?
[00:46:04]  Where were you, Evan?
[00:46:05]  In New York?
[00:46:05]  New York.
[00:46:07]  We went to Catholic schools.
[00:46:08]  And your family was Catholic?
[00:46:09]  Yeah, bullshit.
[00:46:10]  I ended up getting us kicked out of the school and.
[00:46:13]  Psychologists used to say that's when you started going crazy.
[00:46:16]  You know, that's when you had your issues.
[00:46:18]  You know, your violent issues, you're against everybody.
[00:46:25]  So, how did this all come about?
[00:46:27]  Like the Catholic priest abusing you?
[00:46:29]  I was an altar boy and we were doing a funeral, you get money to do funerals and weddings.
[00:46:35]  Right.
[00:46:35]  And it was after one of those.
[00:46:36]  And, you know, he grabbed me.
[00:46:40]  It wasn't anal penetration of that nature, but it was down.
[00:46:43]  He dropped to his knees and I don't know what's going on.
[00:46:46]  I was taking the balloon.
[00:46:47]  Yeah, I was taking my garment off, whatever the fuck in the back room in the vestibule there.
[00:46:52]  And the other kid went home.
[00:46:53]  He had to go home quick.
[00:46:54]  And he said, Oh, we'll split the money later.
[00:46:56]  Cause you just make money.
[00:46:57]  People don't, you know, they give you money.
[00:46:59]  And then the priest was there and he's just talking to me.
[00:47:01]  And, you know, you respect those guys.
[00:47:03]  That was a big thing back then.
[00:47:04]  Right, right.
[00:47:05]  You look up to them, right?
[00:47:06]  Yeah.
[00:47:07]  I mean, they treat, they're kind of like father figures.
[00:47:09]  Yeah.
[00:47:09]  And this guy was pretty cool cause he'd let us like Vince and he knew he was taking the wine, you know.
[00:47:14]  You're little kids.
[00:47:15]  We're doing all the shit they can do.
[00:47:16]  How many other kids like you were there there?
[00:47:19]  I, It came out that he did more.
[00:47:21]  I don't know.
[00:47:22]  I mean, like, how many guys, like, you were an altar boy.
[00:47:23]  Were there other altar boys that you were hanging out with that were also there with you?
[00:47:26]  When that happened?
[00:47:27]  No.
[00:47:27]  Yeah, during the time.
[00:47:28]  No.
[00:47:28]  Oh, no.
[00:47:29]  I said the kid that worked the funeral wedding, whatever we worked, he left.
[00:47:35]  He says, I got to go.
[00:47:36]  But I mean, like during that time period, like while you were at the, like during that whatever time period you were working in the church, right?
[00:47:43]  Right.
[00:47:43]  There were other kids your age that would be there.
[00:47:45]  Sure.
[00:47:45]  Oh, how many?
[00:47:46]  15.
[00:47:47]  Okay.
[00:47:48]  You know, you do the mass and you do the shit.
[00:47:50]  Right.
[00:47:51]  Such fucking crap religion.
[00:47:52]  I read the Bible five times, cover to cover.
[00:47:55]  Really?
[00:47:55]  Cover to cover as a book.
[00:47:57]  I read the Quran.
[00:47:58]  Three times I've read the Torah.
[00:48:00]  Torah is really the OG, yeah.
[00:48:02]  That's all it is.
[00:48:03]  That's are you Jewish?
[00:48:05]  No, I just listened to he's Jewish.
[00:48:07]  We just listened to uh R. Shafir's my co host, engineer co host, just like him.
[00:48:11]  That guy Ben's is Jewish, he's actually from Israel.
[00:48:13]  Me and him just listened to the R. Shafir's new uh stand up special called Jew.
[00:48:17]  It's amazing, funny.
[00:48:19]  Um, so okay, so you got it.
[00:48:23]  It was after I read every religious book, so most I believe is the Buddhism.
[00:48:28]  Let's go back to uh, let's go back to the Catholic Church.
[00:48:30]  Did you pull up Peter Golenbach?
[00:48:32]  Oh.
[00:48:32]  After one of the ceremonies or after a few of the ceremonies?
[00:48:35]  That's my co-writer.
[00:48:35]  Look, he wrote books with Yogi Berra.
[00:48:38]  You know, he said my book was the best book he ever, ever.
[00:48:41]  He was at a baseball stage.
[00:48:42]  He goes, You're Peter Gombok.
[00:48:44]  Look, look, my book right there: Gangster Redemption.
[00:48:47]  And he wrote books on Billy Martin.
[00:48:49]  He wrote books on like big-time people.
[00:48:52]  Tony Curtis, I think he wrote a book on the Bronx Zoo.
[00:48:56]  All bestsellers.
[00:48:57]  76 years old.
[00:48:57]  He lives in St. Petersburg.
[00:48:58]  Yeah, I told you.
[00:48:59]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:49:00]  Great guy.
[00:49:01]  He used to come here all the time.
[00:49:02]  We'd meet in Orlando, but then I'd go to his house.
[00:49:04]  He's eclectic.
[00:49:05]  Man, oh man, wow, you see his head in his ass, fucking, you know, like fucking standborn cutouts and shit, you know, cut off.
[00:49:11]  Is this guy balling or what?
[00:49:13]  Is he a baller?
[00:49:14]  Yeah, no, he's very, very, he's a great, unbelievable writer, obviously.
[00:49:17]  Modest?

=== Dr Campbell Heart Surgery (15:09) ===

[00:49:18]  Yeah, oh, you didn't know he plays softball on his team.
[00:49:21]  Oh, yeah, you never know.
[00:49:23]  Like, kind of, you know, he's a good guy, really good guy.
[00:49:25]  Yeah.
[00:49:25]  But anyway, when we wrote the book, you know, and it's funny because he, when we wrote that book, it took us a long time because I don't want to tell, you know, I mean, the crimes are one thing.
[00:49:37]  You know, you did them.
[00:49:38]  They're in the record.
[00:49:39]  The priest, too, but they begin busting.
[00:49:41]  See, I wrote, if you look at my first chapter of my book, is Who Would Fuck Mrs. Armelino?
[00:49:47]  And that was a lay teacher in the Catholic school.
[00:49:49]  No way.
[00:49:50]  Is she hot?
[00:49:51]  Yeah.
[00:49:52]  Well, you know, you're fucking, but I think that was because I was trying to prove that you're not gay, maybe, or whatever it is.
[00:49:59]  You know what I mean?
[00:50:00]  You don't know what you're doing at that point.
[00:50:02]  So, like I say to people, I don't blame anybody on anything.
[00:50:04]  I'm a very open individual.
[00:50:06]  I mean, I don't give a shit what you do in life, what you sex wise.
[00:50:08]  I've been in orgies and fucking all this shit.
[00:50:10]  I do it all.
[00:50:11]  Because I found out at my age, first of all, you know, it's funny, Danny.
[00:50:16]  I'm 61 years old.
[00:50:19]  I know I only got 20 years to live right now.
[00:50:23]  If I'm lucky, 20 years to live.
[00:50:25]  And you know what?
[00:50:26]  I have no qualms with you.
[00:50:27]  You live longer than that.
[00:50:28]  No way.
[00:50:29]  Yeah.
[00:50:29]  I've had open heart surgery, fucking major, major backs.
[00:50:33]  The first time I think I'm telling anybody that.
[00:50:35]  Holy shit.
[00:50:36]  I didn't think of that.
[00:50:37]  Now it's out there.
[00:50:38]  Yeah.
[00:50:39]  I had open heart surgery, I had triple bypass.
[00:50:42]  Hey, look in the camera.
[00:50:44]  Holy shit.
[00:50:45]  And do you know my back?
[00:50:47]  I have a zipper from the top of my neck all over my ass.
[00:50:51]  They cut me open.
[00:50:51]  They did an 11 hour operation on me.
[00:50:54]  I got hurt in the service out in the Bering Sea.
[00:50:56]  Yeah.
[00:50:56]  And I got retired, but I crushed my spine.
[00:50:58]  I have, matter of fact, you see my neck?
[00:51:01]  Yeah.
[00:51:01]  I got five vertebrae in my neck.
[00:51:03]  They go through the front.
[00:51:05]  Yeah, they went in the front and 10 in the back.
[00:51:07]  It's amazing.
[00:51:08]  11 hour surgery.
[00:51:09]  That was a long surgery.
[00:51:10]  So long.
[00:51:11]  Would you have a clogged artery?
[00:51:13]  Yeah, see, I never had a heart attack.
[00:51:15]  You know, people say, my heart.
[00:51:17]  You know what I tease people?
[00:51:18]  Why'd they go in?
[00:51:19]  Why'd they cut you open?
[00:51:21]  Why?
[00:51:21]  What was going on with you?
[00:51:22]  What were your symptoms?
[00:51:23]  Oh, well, what happened was I was getting pain.
[00:51:25]  Now, I thought it was pain from my back.
[00:51:28]  And, matter of fact, I was in Bush Gardens and I couldn't even fucking, I could not even fucking walk to the car.
[00:51:33]  I was that bad.
[00:51:34]  Now, my sister said she knew it and they were worried.
[00:51:37]  Now, I didn't know it.
[00:51:37]  Now, I'm thinking, it's my arm, but I'm thinking it's the back.
[00:51:40]  You know, I have such a bad back.
[00:51:41]  I'm going to show you that.
[00:51:43]  So, when I did that, then I ended up saying, all right, I'll go to the VA and I went and did a stress test.
[00:51:51]  They give you a stress test.
[00:51:52]  Yeah.
[00:51:52]  So, they told me to wait there.
[00:51:53]  Listen, as you're like this, this is my fucking nature.
[00:51:56]  We go in there and the fucking, I do the stress test and I'm waiting.
[00:51:59]  The guy comes out and goes, Come on in.
[00:52:01]  He goes, I'm sending you to the emergency room.
[00:52:03]  I said, No, you're not.
[00:52:05]  He goes, Oh, yeah, I'm sending you to the emergency room right now.
[00:52:08]  I said, No, you're not.
[00:52:10]  I'm going home.
[00:52:12]  He looked at me and he calls another doctor in.
[00:52:15]  And he says, I go, I don't give a fuck if you call the director in here.
[00:52:20]  I'm going home.
[00:52:22]  Now you have, they made me sign a fucking paper to fucking get released there.
[00:52:28]  I hang out with doctors, a lot of them, cardiologists, the top cancer surgeon in the state.
[00:52:34]  They're really, really good friends of mine, you know?
[00:52:37]  And so I said, and I felt good at this time.
[00:52:40]  They gave me the stress test.
[00:52:42]  Obviously, they saw it and they wanted me in the hospital, emergency room.
[00:52:45]  So on the way home, and this is in Orlando, right?
[00:52:48]  Lake Nona, the great Orlando hospital there.
[00:52:50]  And I'm going back to Melbourne, which is the East Coast.
[00:52:54]  And I'm getting on 192, which is the road goes all the way to the Space Coast.
[00:53:00]  So I'm on the road and I call my buddy, Nibirdo Schechman, who's a cardiologist.
[00:53:04]  I said, Nibirdo, this is what happened.
[00:53:06]  He goes, All right, Larry.
[00:53:07]  He goes, He says he's a funny guy.
[00:53:10]  We talked about it today.
[00:53:11]  He goes, Go straight home.
[00:53:13]  He goes, I'm setting up the, you know, check catheterization, you know, just check what it is.
[00:53:21]  He goes, I'm going to get you some nitroglycerin pills.
[00:53:25]  I don't want you to get excited.
[00:53:26]  I don't even want you to jerk off.
[00:53:27]  I mean, that's the way, you know, we talk.
[00:53:28]  We're all friends.
[00:53:29]  I go, Okay.
[00:53:30]  What do I do now?
[00:53:30]  I go to, Lunch where my friends are, and we then other doctors are there.
[00:53:34]  I said, Larry, get the phone.
[00:53:35]  We heard already.
[00:53:36]  Fuck you.
[00:53:36]  We're going to get an eight ball, Jerry.
[00:53:38]  Yeah.
[00:53:40]  Right.
[00:53:41]  And I says to him, so he, because now my joke is, you know, I'm better off doing Coke than butter because I didn't have a heart attack.
[00:53:48]  I had an artery, so arteries get clogged by butter.
[00:53:51]  But they laugh.
[00:53:52]  So anyway, I fucking go home after I take it.
[00:53:55]  They pull me in next day.
[00:53:57]  He goes, and we're joking.
[00:53:58]  Now we're joking because of something I'm not going to say on the air that I was offered a million dollars in 30 days for.
[00:54:05]  Okay, and I'll tell you.
[00:54:07]  I know you wanted to say it on your show.
[00:54:08]  You can do it.
[00:54:09]  So let's fucking ask.
[00:54:11]  So, anyway, we go in, and so I go into the operating room, and they go in, and I tell them, this is a Tuesday.
[00:54:21]  I tell them, I said, Noberto, man, I got a fucking reunion in the Coast Guard in Virginia on Friday.
[00:54:25]  I go, if this, he goes, yeah, if it's a little stent, this shit, you'll be out, and you'll go to your reunion.
[00:54:29]  I said, fuck yeah.
[00:54:31]  So, I go in, within five minutes, I think, I mean, you know, I'm awake.
[00:54:39]  You're awake during those things.
[00:54:40]  He gets all serious.
[00:54:41]  Holy fuck.
[00:54:43]  He comes out and he stops everything.
[00:54:45]  He may give some orders.
[00:54:48]  And fucking on the way out, he doesn't even talk to me.
[00:54:51]  Talks to Teresa at the time.
[00:54:52]  I'm single, but I had a girl at the time.
[00:54:54]  I had a girl for 14 years, actually.
[00:54:56]  Oh, wow.
[00:54:57]  I'm happy.
[00:54:58]  Very happy.
[00:54:59]  Anyway, we were swingers.
[00:55:00]  So it's not even like they had something to do.
[00:55:02]  It wasn't sex.
[00:55:03]  So anyway, we, it's funny because I go out and, He gets real serious and he says, Emergency bypass surgery.
[00:55:15]  What the fuck is that?
[00:55:16]  What the fuck?
[00:55:18]  Now, word goes out in my neighborhood that this is emergency bypass surgery.
[00:55:23]  And again, all these doctors that work with Holmes Regional Medical Center and the biggest hospital there, the only hospital, really, usually got three of them, is the head doctor.
[00:55:33]  I mean, and all these fucking people hearing it.
[00:55:35]  And all of a sudden, I'm fucking in there.
[00:55:38]  And what had happened was my widow maker was clogged.
[00:55:42]  You die.
[00:55:43]  That's where John Ritter died.
[00:55:44]  That's where people die.
[00:55:46]  So, where's the widow maker?
[00:55:48]  The widow maker is the main artery.
[00:55:49]  The main artery that goes to the heart.
[00:55:51]  That's when people die instantly.
[00:55:53]  You'll see them die quickly of a heart attack.
[00:55:55]  Just out of nowhere.
[00:55:55]  Out of nowhere.
[00:55:56]  It hits you.
[00:55:57]  Right, right.
[00:55:57]  It hits you and it's goodbye.
[00:55:58]  You're dead.
[00:55:59]  Right there.
[00:56:00]  Yeah, he's good, man.
[00:56:01]  The Widowmaker.
[00:56:02]  Yeah, you're all good, man.
[00:56:03]  That's a hell of an engineer there.
[00:56:05]  Yeah, he is.
[00:56:05]  He really is.
[00:56:06]  I'm going to hire him away from you.
[00:56:11]  Yeah, he's right.
[00:56:12]  Anyway, so what happened was my heart was making another vessel through the heart and they were clogged.
[00:56:20]  So they couldn't stent it?
[00:56:21]  No, couldn't even get through it.
[00:56:23]  They couldn't even get through it.
[00:56:25]  No.
[00:56:25]  How the fuck was that?
[00:56:26]  I had other, again, I had such little shit working for me.
[00:56:29]  And the day, you know, when I was at Bush Gardens, it says on these rides, if you have a bad back or a heart, don't go on these rides.
[00:56:35]  I'm on every fucking thing.
[00:56:38]  And so, anyway, so we go and I'm in the hospital and fucking shit happens quick.
[00:56:45]  You fucking like teams come, you start getting shaved and all this shit.
[00:56:49]  But I'm up in a room and I'm not feeling bad.
[00:56:54]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:56:55]  I'm not feeling bad.
[00:56:56]  Right.
[00:56:57]  And all of it, you know, now my friends are coming up.
[00:57:00]  Like, what do you think I'm dying, motherfuckers?
[00:57:03]  You know, friends, lawyers, and guys.
[00:57:04]  I hang out with a lot of nice people, influential people, but not assholes.
[00:57:08]  I can't deal with assholes.
[00:57:09]  I don't deal with drama, assholes.
[00:57:10]  We have one rule with my friends no asshole rule, period.
[00:57:14]  So, anyway, it has nothing to do with money, you know what I mean?
[00:57:17]  It doesn't matter.
[00:57:18]  So, we're sitting there, and all of a sudden, my buddy John, he's my best friend, John Bowman, he's a leading cancer doctor, unbelievable, great guy.
[00:57:27]  Unbelievable, my best friend.
[00:57:30]  And he, you know, whenever I've been in a hospital, he won't rooms, all that shit.
[00:57:34]  But anyway, so all of a sudden, I had a scene of the doctor, and then another doctor comes in, this big guy.
[00:57:43]  He's Dr. Campbell.
[00:57:44]  He's the head surgeon of all the hospitals, and you should see his fucking resume thoracic surgeon, you know, all this kind of shit, and wards and shit.
[00:57:53]  Huge guy.
[00:57:55]  Today we become friends.
[00:57:56]  They all want to go out with me because they like the stories, they don't want to deal with doctor shit.
[00:58:00]  Right.
[00:58:00]  So he comes in, he goes, Hey, I heard you're my new celebrity patient.
[00:58:04]  I go, What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:58:05]  Who are you?
[00:58:06]  I don't know what the fuck you are.
[00:58:08]  He goes, I'm Dr. Campbell.
[00:58:09]  He goes, And I was requested to come here by Dr. Bomolowski.
[00:58:13]  That's my buddy.
[00:58:15]  Once I knew that, fuck, I'll tell you how I fucked with him.
[00:58:18]  But that was, you know, okay.
[00:58:20]  He goes, I'm in the room.
[00:58:22]  I go, He shows the thing.
[00:58:24]  I said, You know, I don't feel that bad.
[00:58:26]  He goes, Well, we're going surgery.
[00:58:27]  He goes, He takes my, you know, the rivalry, he puts it on a board.
[00:58:30]  He goes, You see that?
[00:58:32]  He goes, Most people are dead.
[00:58:34]  Because you are lucky.
[00:58:36]  Most people are dead.
[00:58:38]  I said, I actually feel good.
[00:58:39]  I go, Can we just wait till Thursday?
[00:58:41]  Because I have to go do something.
[00:58:43]  He goes, If you leave this hospital, you're dead in 48 hours.
[00:58:46]  I guarantee it.
[00:58:48]  Now, now it's got real for me.
[00:58:51]  I said, Okay.
[00:58:52]  So they shave me up, bum bum.
[00:58:54]  And this is late, late at night now.
[00:58:56]  And at fucking six in the morning, the teams are there and they fucking take me in their fucking thing, whatever it is, you know, the operation, triple bypass.
[00:59:03]  They do the bypasses and, you know, they take the heart out of your body and all that.
[00:59:07]  And they fucking did the triple bypass, and I checked myself out of the hospital early.
[00:59:13]  You know, I was supposed to be there in a few days.
[00:59:16]  So, what?
[00:59:16]  So, they replace the artery?
[00:59:18]  They actually take veins.
[00:59:19]  See this?
[00:59:20]  Yeah.
[00:59:21]  To here.
[00:59:22]  Now, you look at this.
[00:59:23]  You see this?
[00:59:23]  Yeah.
[00:59:24]  I broke my bicep.
[00:59:25]  My bicep tore.
[00:59:26]  Okay.
[00:59:27]  On another incident, it tore from here, which is the worst tear you can have in a bicep.
[00:59:31]  Right.
[00:59:32]  So, it's not tear there, but it's tearing.
[00:59:33]  See it?
[00:59:34]  Yep.
[00:59:34]  I see it.
[00:59:35]  And they can't repair it because they have artery clips here from my heart.
[00:59:40]  Artery clips?
[00:59:41]  Yeah.
[00:59:41]  They took.
[00:59:42]  I have a card in my wallet that says I have metal in my body.
[00:59:45]  Like I said.
[00:59:45]  Right, right, right.
[00:59:46]  So, from here to here, They took this whole vein out.
[00:59:49]  No way.
[00:59:50]  And they put the vein in my heart.
[00:59:52]  So they replaced the widow maker with your forearm vein.
[00:59:55]  Yeah.
[00:59:55]  Well, they do the fucking bypasses, just bypassing that area.
[00:59:59]  Some people get pig arteries.
[01:00:00]  Well, I don't know where that comes in.
[01:00:02]  I think it's pig valves.
[01:00:04]  Pig valves, right.
[01:00:06]  So anyway, the surgery goes well.
[01:00:09]  You know, all my doctor friends tell me, listen, how long after they fucking put you back together were you out of the hospital?
[01:00:16]  Well, I checked myself out in three days.
[01:00:19]  Three days after.
[01:00:20]  Now they want you there about five.
[01:00:22]  But my buddies tell me, I deal with doctors every day, and they say, Listen, you get fixed at the hospital and you repair home.
[01:00:30]  You recuperate home because there's no diseases.
[01:00:33]  There's no shit.
[01:00:34]  Hospitals are bad.
[01:00:35]  They're really not good.
[01:00:35]  Once you don't need them, don't fucking use them.
[01:00:38]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:00:38]  Don't use them.
[01:00:39]  So, anyway, so Dr. Campbell, listen to this.
[01:00:42]  You're going to laugh.
[01:00:43]  This happened July was three years.
[01:00:46]  Okay?
[01:00:46]  Three years, July.
[01:00:48]  And my doctor.
[01:00:53]  Got the Campbell.
[01:00:54]  I had something.
[01:00:55]  I was at the gym and I felt something again.
[01:00:57]  And wasn't it?
[01:00:59]  This is later.
[01:00:59]  Yeah, not six months ago.
[01:01:02]  Not even.
[01:01:03]  And I felt something.
[01:01:04]  So I have never been back to the doctor again.
[01:01:08]  I know I'm crazy.
[01:01:09]  And you're supposed to be a VA, a vet.
[01:01:11]  I'm also a disabled American vet with the Veterans Coast Guard.
[01:01:15]  So all I care about is getting my blood taken twice a year.
[01:01:19]  That's all I care about because I know blood docs.
[01:01:21]  That's the key.
[01:01:21]  Get your blood work done.
[01:01:22]  That's the key.
[01:01:24]  Fuck doctors.
[01:01:25]  They're going to make you do something that you don't want to do.
[01:01:27]  So, anyway, I fucking go to Dr. Campbell, the head fucking guy.
[01:01:32]  We become friends.
[01:01:33]  We go out to dinner.
[01:01:34]  He comes out with my friends now because they don't like, I found out about a lot of doctors.
[01:01:38]  They don't like to hang out with the people they work with and all this shit.
[01:01:41]  No, yeah, they want to get away from that.
[01:01:42]  And they want a normal guy, crazy like me.
[01:01:44]  They want a light conversation at dinner.
[01:01:46]  I kind of know.
[01:01:47]  Crazy guys.
[01:01:48]  They love that shit.
[01:01:49]  Crazy, but it's nothing too serious, not life or death.
[01:01:52]  And we vacation all the time.
[01:01:53]  I just was on a Virgin Voyages with Richard Branson's ship twice already.
[01:01:59]  You know, we all vacation together.
[01:02:01]  We do a lot of shit.
[01:02:02]  So, anyway, he says to the doc, he goes, I go in and he does a full workup on me.
[01:02:08]  And he goes, When did you see a doctor?
[01:02:10]  I said, I didn't see no doctor.
[01:02:11]  He goes, Come on, Larry.
[01:02:13]  I said, Fucking, you know me, doc.
[01:02:15]  I'm not doing it, you know?
[01:02:16]  And so he says, All right, but I'm going to set you up with Greco.
[01:02:20]  You know him.
[01:02:21]  He plays cards.
[01:02:22]  He's kind of like in the fringes of your group.
[01:02:24]  I didn't know he knows my brother.
[01:02:25]  He knows a lot of people.
[01:02:27]  So he goes, I'm going to call him and you're going to get, because he's not seeing anybody, but you're going to be with him.
[01:02:32]  I said, Okay.
[01:02:34]  So he calls Dr. Greco.
[01:02:36]  This just happens not long ago, actually.
[01:02:38]  And he calls me and says, Hey, listen, Leonard, he goes, I got a special patient for you.
[01:02:43]  You got to take him.
[01:02:44]  Obviously, he's the head surgeon everywhere.
[01:02:46]  You got to do what he says.
[01:02:47]  He goes, You got to take him.
[01:02:49]  He's difficult.
[01:02:50]  He won't listen to you.
[01:02:52]  He's fucking funny as hell, but he'll kill someone for you.
[01:02:57]  So that's good.
[01:02:57]  You got him in your pocket then.
[01:02:59]  That's what he says to the guy.
[01:02:59]  I swear to God.
[01:03:01]  So now I know who Dr. Greco is.
[01:03:03]  Of course, he plays cards with our friends.
[01:03:06]  And I go to the card game.
[01:03:08]  I play occasionally.
[01:03:09]  So I walk to the card game, and everybody knows me.
[01:03:11]  He's hearing all the shit.
[01:03:12]  He doesn't know what to think about me already.
[01:03:14]  He knows I'm crazy and I'm known as crazy.
[01:03:16]  So I walk up to the table.
[01:03:18]  I said, I heard you're my new cardiologist.
[01:03:21]  He looked at me.
[01:03:22]  Everyone's just like, here's how it goes I don't do appointments.
[01:03:26]  I'll text you.
[01:03:27]  I'll fucking bring a sandwich and we'll fucking have lunch.
[01:03:29]  You can do whatever the fuck you want to.
[01:03:30]  Other than that, I ain't doing this shit.
[01:03:33]  He fucking looked.
[01:03:34]  He goes, everybody's fucking dying.
[01:03:37]  Larry's so fucking crazy.
[01:03:38]  And it's funny.
[01:03:39]  You know why, George, Danny, is because I still never seen him.
[01:03:46]  I've never seen him.
[01:03:47]  No.
[01:03:48]  Listen, I listen to my body.
[01:03:49]  I get my blood work done.
[01:03:51]  And if I feel bad, I mean, I'll get.
[01:03:53]  I'm no death wish or anything.
[01:03:56]  And actually, I had a blood issue, and they took care of it.
[01:03:59]  What kind of blood issue?
[01:04:00]  My white blood cells went down to 120.
[01:04:04]  They thought I had leukemia.
[01:04:06]  The VA took me in and had to do the thing in the spinal, whatever the thing, bone marrow thing, cancer and all that.
[01:04:15]  PET scan goes through all the body.
[01:04:18]  My doctor's.
[01:04:19]  It blew them away, and I didn't feel that bad.
[01:04:21]  And they checked me for HIV and everything you can think of with white blood cells.
[01:04:26]  And I'm clean, never had a disease in my life.

=== Prep Shots and Clean Tests (17:02) ===

[01:04:28]  Matter of fact, I'm on prep now that I'm single.
[01:04:31]  You know what that is?
[01:04:32]  No, what's prep?
[01:04:32]  Prep is you can never get AIDS or anything like that.
[01:04:35]  If you're in a group setting, like if you're fucking in orgies, have you ever been in orgy?
[01:04:39]  No, never college?
[01:04:41]  No, I know he's thinking, how many people are here?
[01:04:43]  You know, wait a minute, everybody, I'm looking at Danny right now.
[01:04:46]  I hope they put this up.
[01:04:48]  You could see he's thinking that his wife is fucking wild.
[01:04:51]  I don't care about my wife.
[01:04:52]  Listen, I'm trying to.
[01:04:52]  Think of how many people qualify as an orgy.
[01:04:55]  It's never been more than three people.
[01:04:57]  I think four.
[01:04:58]  Okay, I've never been in an orgy.
[01:04:59]  I have three, I have many of them, four, somebody.
[01:05:01]  I've been in seven, eight.
[01:05:04]  Oh, good for you, man.
[01:05:05]  Yeah.
[01:05:06]  Seven.
[01:05:06]  Yeah.
[01:05:07]  Oh, fuck.
[01:05:07]  I go to clubs.
[01:05:08]  You know, you go down to South Florida, one of the best in the world.
[01:05:11]  It's called Trapeze.
[01:05:13]  One of the best in the world.
[01:05:14]  You know, Tampa, this area has a lot of fucking great clubs.
[01:05:16]  You do know that.
[01:05:17]  One of the best strip clubs in the world.
[01:05:18]  Oh, not only strip clubs, swingers clubs, that kind of stuff.
[01:05:20]  Oh, yeah.
[01:05:21]  Yeah.
[01:05:21]  One of the best swingers clubs is in Kissimmee.
[01:05:24]  It's called Secrets.
[01:05:25]  They took an old hotel and they actually sell the fucking rooms and their condos.
[01:05:31]  And I mean, people walk by with the window open.
[01:05:33]  You can go, you leave the, and they got the pool in the middle and it's all fucking swingers and stuff.
[01:05:38]  It's fucking phenomenal.
[01:05:40]  Great place.
[01:05:41]  Then they got a bondage room and all that kind of shit.
[01:05:43]  Yeah.
[01:05:44]  Fuck, I love that shit.
[01:05:45]  Sick fuck.
[01:05:46]  Now, you know what is?
[01:05:47]  I can't be.
[01:05:48]  So, what is that stuff you're talking about that makes you so you can't get AIDS or anything?
[01:05:52]  Prep.
[01:05:52]  Prep.
[01:05:53]  What exactly is it?
[01:05:54]  Well, it's a different, like, I take it to Coke.
[01:05:56]  It's called the Covey.
[01:05:57]  He could look it up.
[01:05:58]  He could pull prep up.
[01:06:00]  So, your doctor friend's always telling you about the new medicine?
[01:06:05]  Oh, absolutely.
[01:06:06]  Biohacking.
[01:06:07]  You want to hear the best I get?
[01:06:08]  What's that?
[01:06:08]  You're going to fucking laugh at this, your audience.
[01:06:10]  I take a thing called Trimix.
[01:06:12]  Trimix.
[01:06:13]  Okay.
[01:06:14]  Now, I could get a hard on, nothing, no problems or anything like that.
[01:06:18]  But if you want a mega, have you taken Viagra?
[01:06:21]  Absolutely.
[01:06:22]  This shit will make Viagra look like a fucking goddamn aspirin.
[01:06:26]  Really?
[01:06:27]  It's a needle you shoot in your dick.
[01:06:29]  Make your dick harder than Chinese arithmetic?
[01:06:30]  I had a, this is no joke, swear to my children, I had a hard on the other day for 10 hours.
[01:06:37]  Pre exposure prophylaxis, PrEP.
[01:06:41]  Reduces the risk of getting HIV from sex about 99.
[01:06:45]  They can't say 100, you know that?
[01:06:47]  99%.
[01:06:49]  PrEP reduces the risk of getting HIV.
[01:06:51]  Interesting.
[01:06:52]  Injection drug use by injection, even by fucking people who get it.
[01:06:56]  Most people do get it by injection.
[01:06:56]  Is that where you take the injection or you take the PEP?
[01:06:58]  No, The injection is where you get the AIDS.
[01:07:01]  No, I've tried Viagra.
[01:07:02]  No, I take.
[01:07:03]  No, the prep.
[01:07:04]  How do you take it?
[01:07:04]  Oh, the prep is a pill, one a day pill.
[01:07:06]  Oh, okay.
[01:07:06]  And I'm religious.
[01:07:07]  I mean, I just do it.
[01:07:08]  My vitamin.
[01:07:09]  I'm a vitamin guy.
[01:07:10]  I still only take one drug for.
[01:07:12]  Like, what do I take?
[01:07:13]  Oh, I take for my back a Toledac, which is a bad back.
[01:07:16]  Oh, okay.
[01:07:17]  It's anti inflammatory.
[01:07:18]  I take that and then vitamins and all that kind of stuff.
[01:07:21]  I don't want to die.
[01:07:22]  Are you on the roids?
[01:07:23]  No.
[01:07:24]  I never did roids in my life.
[01:07:25]  Never?
[01:07:25]  Even when I benched three, you know, I never could get to 400.
[01:07:29]  And I always will tell everybody this if you're young out there and you're working out, and I go to LA Fitness and I smile, don't do heavy weights.
[01:07:38]  I did it and it fucked me up.
[01:07:40]  I mean, my joints and my thing and my arthritis and the shit.
[01:07:44]  I did heavy weights.
[01:07:45]  I used to bench 375.
[01:07:46]  I was trying to get to the 400 club.
[01:07:48]  And I was about 200 at that time.
[01:07:50]  So I was, you know, trying to get to double my weight, which is a massive.
[01:07:54]  Then I used to squat.
[01:07:55]  I used to squat in your 600 pounds.
[01:07:56]  You can't really build muscle and pack on muscle unless you do heavy weights.
[01:07:59]  No, you could buy, you actually build, like, you're right, short reps, short reps.
[01:08:04]  Yeah.
[01:08:04]  But you don't.
[01:08:05]  Do it the right way, though.
[01:08:06]  You don't need it.
[01:08:07]  There's no fucking justification for that.
[01:08:10]  There's lots of benefit of having more muscle mass.
[01:08:13]  Absolutely.
[01:08:14]  Listen, I lost 55 pounds in the last six months, I was 260.
[01:08:20]  I'm 206, so 54 pounds.
[01:08:23]  I lost that, and I do intermittent fasting.
[01:08:26]  You want to talk about going down a rabbit hole?
[01:08:29]  I'm a research nut.
[01:08:30]  If I get into something, I fucking know it.
[01:08:32]  And it's one of the best things you can do.
[01:08:36]  And it's not even like you can eat anything you want, it's not a diet.
[01:08:39]  But after 12 hours, your body automatically goes into ketosis, starts eating at its own fat.
[01:08:43]  And did you know your fat is the best energy you can put in your body?
[01:08:46]  Yeah.
[01:08:47]  Because it's already shit out the fucking crap, and you're pissed out all the crap.
[01:08:50]  So you take The uh, those nutrients and the fat, and it burns your fat, and you burn your fat.
[01:08:55]  I was 260, and I again, I was a big guy, still a big guy, but it's it's I'm listen, I'm short, you know, and I was heavy, you know, and I feel the difference, man.
[01:09:08]  I'm not kidding you, Danny.
[01:09:09]  I feel great.
[01:09:10]  I can't believe you never done the roids.
[01:09:12]  Nope, I never did that, and I knew guys who did it.
[01:09:14]  Never ever touch roids.
[01:09:16]  Never take testosterone.
[01:09:17]  I take testosterone now.
[01:09:18]  That's roids.
[01:09:19]  Well, I take the anabolic steroids.
[01:09:22]  It's the one you shoot right in your thigh.
[01:09:24]  Yeah.
[01:09:24]  And I only take it very low dose.
[01:09:25]  Just like replacement therapy.
[01:09:27]  Exactly right.
[01:09:28]  Exactly right.
[01:09:29]  My testosterone went down to one something.
[01:09:32]  And yeah.
[01:09:33]  And, you know, but anyone, again, people think, oh, you don't have sex.
[01:09:36]  No, I used to fuck, did a lot of shit, but it was the energy that you feel better.
[01:09:40]  Now I'm up at 600 or 700, you know, 500.
[01:09:43]  Your age.
[01:09:44]  That's what I try to stay at about your age.
[01:09:46]  It's funny.
[01:09:46]  I tried the Roids for one month and I just wanted to experiment.
[01:09:52]  Great things about it.
[01:09:54]  Nothing wrong with the HCH is like that.
[01:09:55]  It gives you way more drive, you know, cognitive.
[01:09:59]  I heard tidy nuts though.
[01:10:00]  That's what I heard.
[01:10:01]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:10:01]  Well, it shuts down your testicles.
[01:10:03]  So I was like, fuck, I want to try this.
[01:10:06]  So I tried it for a month.
[01:10:08]  I wanted to see what it was like.
[01:10:08]  Did my blood work, and my testosterone was lower when I was on it than before.
[01:10:13]  Wow.
[01:10:13]  So I did my blood work before to make sure I knew my baseline and everything.
[01:10:16]  I fucking don't.
[01:10:17]  Did you ask a doctor?
[01:10:18]  Yeah.
[01:10:18]  The guy, my doctor, who's like, he's like, I don't know why it's lower.
[01:10:21]  He's like, you must not be doing enough.
[01:10:23]  I got a phone number we could call on.
[01:10:25]  Air that would know that answer.
[01:10:26]  I should have never fucking done it.
[01:10:27]  You know that?
[01:10:28]  I literally have a phone number we could call on air.
[01:10:30]  Who in it?
[01:10:31]  The working?
[01:10:33]  No, one of the best blood doctors in the state of Florida.
[01:10:36]  He's a great friend of mine.
[01:10:37]  No shit.
[01:10:37]  Simon Venarsky.
[01:10:38]  He was on my podcast.
[01:10:39]  He's from Ukraine.
[01:10:40]  Really?
[01:10:41]  He fucking did a great fucking show.
[01:10:43]  You should have him on.
[01:10:44]  Unfuck it.
[01:10:44]  You want to talk about shit?
[01:10:45]  He's so smart.
[01:10:46]  Really?
[01:10:47]  He's a Russian.
[01:10:48]  He was at Russia when, you know, he was at Russia.
[01:10:51]  If you pull up my podcast.
[01:10:52]  Does he monitor your Roy news?
[01:10:54]  Yeah, no, Roy too.
[01:10:55]  I never did.
[01:10:56]  It's steroids.
[01:10:58]  I know you like to call it testosterone, but it's anabolic steroids.
[01:11:00]  No, it's not.
[01:11:01]  There's a difference.
[01:11:02]  You'll ask him.
[01:11:03]  Testosterone is an anabolic steroid.
[01:11:07]  It's not a bodybuilder crazy dose you're taking.
[01:11:10]  You're taking a replacement.
[01:11:11]  Do you know what HCH is?
[01:11:12]  Yes.
[01:11:13]  They say that's very good today.
[01:11:14]  Very good for you.
[01:11:15]  That's what they say.
[01:11:16]  Very good, but very expensive.
[01:11:17]  Yeah, about that.
[01:11:18]  Liver King's taking $11,000 a month worth of HGH.
[01:11:21]  Yeah, what a wacko, that fucking guy, huh?
[01:11:25]  I mean, I only followed the fringes of it.
[01:11:28]  I didn't know who he was.
[01:11:29]  I wouldn't know any of that shit.
[01:11:31]  Yeah, he was on all these podcasts lying about because they're all asking him, How'd you get your physique?
[01:11:35]  You never took steroids, never took anything, no supplements, no other things.
[01:11:38]  He's like, No, just liver, brother.
[01:11:40]  But they found out one of these.
[01:11:42]  I know, because Rogan said something.
[01:11:44]  Yeah, oh yeah, Logan Paul was like, you're lying, you're lying, you're lying.
[01:11:47]  And somebody found some leaked emails where he's like listing all the shit he's taking taking this much testosterone, this much HGH, this much DECA, all this fucking shit he was taking.
[01:11:57]  So he finally came out and like admitted all the stuff he's taking.
[01:11:59]  And he's taking enough, he spends more money on steroids every month.
[01:12:04]  He spends enough money to buy a car every month on steroids.
[01:12:06]  What?
[01:12:07]  Yeah.
[01:12:08]  Wow.
[01:12:08]  You know, it's funny because I'm a believer in trying anything, like drugs.
[01:12:14]  I'm a totally pro drug guy.
[01:12:16]  Understanding yourself.
[01:12:17]  Understanding you.
[01:12:18]  You know, I teach this because, you know, I don't know your audience.
[01:12:21]  I'll let your audience know.
[01:12:22]  I'm the only program and the only ex-con in the United States who's recognized on the floor of the United States Congress.
[01:12:29]  And the only ex-con is an honorary police officer in the whole country.
[01:12:33]  And when I teach certain things and I testify and stuff, I'm a very, I like to research and do things.
[01:12:42]  And I'm a believer in trying things.
[01:12:44]  Like, you know, you said, not that I didn't.
[01:12:46]  I just, Never had the opportunity to do that.
[01:12:48]  How long ago did you start taking the testosterone?
[01:12:53]  Five years.
[01:12:54]  Five years ago.
[01:12:55]  And what did you notice when you started taking it?
[01:12:59]  Just my energy.
[01:13:00]  I mean, I felt, yeah, I felt, you know, I'm a guy who doesn't need much sleep.
[01:13:03]  I'm a four hour night guy, maybe five.
[01:13:06]  Fuck.
[01:13:06]  Yeah, I just, I mean, yesterday I went to bed at three.
[01:13:09]  Well, I drove here.
[01:13:11]  I said, fuck it.
[01:13:11]  Let me drive.
[01:13:12]  Yeah.
[01:13:12]  This morning I got here at 5 30, six.
[01:13:16]  Didn't go to bed till seven and got up at 11.
[01:13:19]  And I feel great.
[01:13:22]  If I don't get eight hours of sleep, my mom is useless.
[01:13:24]  And I get that.
[01:13:25]  I think I don't know if I learned that from the mob days or from prison.
[01:13:30]  You don't sleep with one eye open in prison.
[01:13:33]  So I don't know where I learned it, but it was always, and I always learned that when I was younger, the early bird catches the worm kind of deal.
[01:13:41]  And it's true.
[01:13:41]  Back in the old days, the hustler who was there first got the deal, got something.
[01:13:46]  So I think it's different today.
[01:13:47]  And I think you're right.
[01:13:48]  Obviously, you're right physically in that regard.
[01:13:52]  But I look at it now like the shot I take.
[01:13:56]  People, whenever I tell them, oh, you got to take an injection in your dick, it's so fucking weird.
[01:14:00]  What do you do?
[01:14:01]  You inject the testosterone in your dick?
[01:14:02]  Not testosterone.
[01:14:03]  I take TriMix.
[01:14:06]  Oh, the TriMix.
[01:14:06]  Yes, you were just talking about that.
[01:14:07]  Now, that TriMix is the best thing I've ever done.
[01:14:10]  I literally had a hard one for 10 hours just the other day.
[01:14:12]  Holy fuck.
[01:14:13]  You can only do it about three times a week, is what you want to do.
[01:14:15]  Yeah.
[01:14:16]  You know, you can't do it back then.
[01:14:17]  You shouldn't do it back then.
[01:14:18]  So you put a fucking needle in your dick.
[01:14:20]  Yeah, but again, everybody has that reaction, Danny.
[01:14:23]  Everybody.
[01:14:23]  How deep into your dick does the needle go?
[01:14:26]  Into the chamber.
[01:14:28]  Oh.
[01:14:28]  No, Dude, that's deep.
[01:14:30]  No, yeah, but.
[01:14:31]  That was like a half inch.
[01:14:32]  Yeah.
[01:14:33]  Listen.
[01:14:34]  You're going halfway.
[01:14:35]  You're going like pretty deep into the shaft.
[01:14:37]  No, you're getting into the carving over, they call it.
[01:14:39]  You know, they show you, they give you a video.
[01:14:41]  I need to pull up the shit.
[01:14:42]  Pull it up.
[01:14:43]  Pull up TriMix and pull up the video.
[01:14:44]  There's a video and they show you how to do it.
[01:14:46]  How do you say it?
[01:14:47]  TriMix.
[01:14:48]  T R I M I X. TriMix.
[01:14:50]  Okay.
[01:14:50]  I'm telling you, I hope somebody in your audience tries.
[01:14:53]  I want to get a sponsorship.
[01:14:54]  I'll try it.
[01:14:56]  It does not hurt.
[01:14:57]  I don't want to take a shot though.
[01:14:58]  I want to take a pill.
[01:14:59]  No, they don't have Trimix pill.
[01:15:01]  Yes, we understand.
[01:15:02]  Now, the reason.
[01:15:03]  Sure.
[01:15:05]  Yeah, fuck it.
[01:15:06]  Oh, no, it's on the window.
[01:15:07]  Actually, take it off the screen.
[01:15:08]  Let's see what it looks like first.
[01:15:10]  Oh, you got it.
[01:15:11]  If there's no dicks in it, we can put it on there.
[01:15:12]  Listen, it's going to be a phalanx.
[01:15:13]  It's going to be, you know.
[01:15:14]  And its effect should last about one hour.
[01:15:16]  Yeah.
[01:15:18]  It lasts me.
[01:15:20]  I do this exact thing there.
[01:15:26]  Make that bigger, that screen.
[01:15:27]  Yeah, full screen it.
[01:15:29]  Be sure to wash your hands with soap and water.
[01:15:30]  Stop it.
[01:15:31]  No, no, don't stop it.
[01:15:33]  Are you guys homophobic?
[01:15:34]  As long as this is not on the screen.
[01:15:37]  Are you guys homophobic?
[01:15:38]  No, I'm not homophobic.
[01:15:39]  I just don't want it to be as.
[01:15:40]  Oh my.
[01:15:41]  What's wrong with that?
[01:15:42]  I can't believe they're showing this.
[01:15:44]  It looks like me.
[01:15:45]  Look at it.
[01:15:46]  It looks like the tattoos.
[01:15:47]  This guy's dick is out.
[01:15:48]  Yeah, so what?
[01:15:50]  After cleaning the top of the Trimix file using the alcohol sock, allow it to air dry prior to inserting the needle.
[01:15:59]  I want to see if they can show to you, right?
[01:16:02]  Look what he's doing.
[01:16:04]  It does take.
[01:16:05]  I'm holding the syringe because I go slow.
[01:16:07]  Pull the needle cover straight off and place it on the table.
[01:16:11]  I get the exact same needle.
[01:16:13]  After removing the cap, draw up an amount of air into the syringe equal to the amount of medication you will be drawing up.
[01:16:18]  Right.
[01:16:19]  Try one.
[01:16:19]  You need to try one first.
[01:16:22]  I do two.
[01:16:24]  And I'm going to tell you what my urologist told me about it.
[01:16:27]  What was the conversation like trying to convince this guy to do this video?
[01:16:31]  Money.
[01:16:31]  Hey, bro.
[01:16:32]  Money.
[01:16:32]  I would have done it.
[01:16:33]  Money.
[01:16:35]  Hey, we're going to tell you something off of it.
[01:16:36]  We're going to have you fucking pull your dick out.
[01:16:38]  There's an eagle still inserted.
[01:16:39]  Inject it.
[01:16:40]  And you're going to inject it when I post it on our YouTube channel.
[01:16:43]  Oh, my God.
[01:16:44]  And everyone's going to know who you are because all your tattoos.
[01:16:49]  I have a tattoo down there.
[01:16:50]  You should be sitting upright or slightly reclined when performing the injection.
[01:16:54]  I'm standing.
[01:16:55]  I usually shoot it in his dick.
[01:16:57]  All right, sit.
[01:16:58]  He's right.
[01:16:59]  Look, look.
[01:16:59]  No, no.
[01:17:01]  You don't hit the vein.
[01:17:02]  See the cavernous tissue on the side of the face.
[01:17:07]  Be sure to avoid all visible blood vessels while injecting.
[01:17:10]  See what he did?
[01:17:13]  Now you rub it.
[01:17:15]  He should rub it.
[01:17:17]  And he's going to get a massive erection.
[01:17:18]  After administering the injection, rub it.
[01:17:20]  His injection is not contained.
[01:17:23]  No, he's not.
[01:17:24]  The same, yes, he is.
[01:17:25]  No, he's the Danny.
[01:17:26]  He's fucking rubbing, he's jacking himself off.
[01:17:28]  Now he is erectile dysfunction.
[01:17:29]  Wait, it is important.
[01:17:31]  Oh my god, dose regimen your doctor has prescribed, increasing your dose to.
[01:17:36]  I never saw this video.
[01:17:37]  You didn't put this on the screen, right?
[01:17:39]  All right, you should get a lot of views, not monetized, but it would not be monetized.
[01:17:44]  Jesus Christ, you know, I'm not fucking sticking a needle in my dick to get hard.
[01:17:49]  Okay, you know, you don't want to do it.
[01:17:51]  I don't want to do that.
[01:17:51]  Okay, let me tell you what happened.
[01:17:55]  I'd rather chew them on Viagra.
[01:17:56]  I'm going to tell you, fuck you, Vagra.
[01:17:58]  I'm going to taste that.
[01:17:58]  That's nothing.
[01:18:00]  So I call my urologist about this.
[01:18:02]  He's another friend.
[01:18:03]  And he said, I go, Andy, I said, I got to ask you about something.
[01:18:06]  He knows I party, whatever.
[01:18:07]  He goes, Larry, he goes, with you, you're better off with Trimix than Viagra.
[01:18:13]  Really?
[01:18:13]  Way better.
[01:18:14]  First of all, it's better.
[01:18:15]  And not only that, better for you?
[01:18:16]  Yeah.
[01:18:16]  He goes, it goes directly into the penis.
[01:18:19]  So it doesn't, like Viagra goes through your whole system.
[01:18:21]  Yeah, you get a headache.
[01:18:22]  You get a headache.
[01:18:22]  You get flushed.
[01:18:23]  All that kind of shit.
[01:18:24]  Have you tried Cialis?
[01:18:25]  Yeah, I did.
[01:18:26]  Is that this?
[01:18:26]  Is that do you get the headache from Cialis?
[01:18:28]  Yeah, same thing.
[01:18:29]  I both of them suck for me now.
[01:18:31]  You know, it's funny, everybody.
[01:18:32]  I really didn't need one to get an erection, but you know, you want to get better and better.
[01:18:36]  Yeah, I don't need it for the erection, but I can way longer and I can go like three or four times if I take a Viagra.
[01:18:44]  It's so much better.
[01:18:45]  But let me tell you what happened.
[01:18:46]  So the headache just sucks.
[01:18:47]  No, if we don't get those, we try to make let me tell you what's happened.
[01:18:49]  So I'm having it's me, a friend, and his wife who have a threesome.
[01:18:54]  Okay, and he's a porn star.
[01:18:57]  Right?
[01:18:58]  And, or used to do a lot of porn.
[01:19:00]  I mean, a lot.
[01:19:01]  He didn't recognize well.
[01:19:02]  But, and so, you know, we became friends and then we did swinging.
[01:19:08]  And anyway, so we're with his wife, and after we're hanging out, we're actually in my RV.
[01:19:15]  We're in my RV.
[01:19:17]  So it's only a couple years ago.
[01:19:18]  Remind me not to sit down on the couch in your RV.
[01:19:20]  Huh?
[01:19:21]  Remind me not to sit down on the couch in your RV.
[01:19:22]  Stop.
[01:19:23]  Why are you guys so fucking homophobic shit?
[01:19:25]  I'm not.
[01:19:25]  I just don't want to sit on the fucking pile and come.
[01:19:27]  Don't follow the fucking people.
[01:19:30]  Anyway, we're hanging out.
[01:19:33]  How funny would it be to go in Larry's RV with a blacklight?
[01:19:36]  No.
[01:19:37]  Actually, I have a cooking show still.
[01:19:39]  So listen to this.
[01:19:40]  So we go there, and.
[01:19:42]  We're hanging out and, you know, and I said to him, I said, how the fuck, I'm going to say his name, how the fuck do you keep a fucking heart on like that?
[01:19:52]  He's 35, I get it.
[01:19:54]  And he goes, Larry, you're good to ask.
[01:19:55]  And no, I go, I want to get what?
[01:19:57]  How the fuck are you getting hard like that and staying hard and you're still hard?
[01:20:01]  And we had sex a bunch.
[01:20:04]  And he goes, well, I got to tell you what all the porn stars do.
[01:20:08]  He goes, we do TriMix.
[01:20:10]  Okay, what's TriMix?
[01:20:12]  He did what you did.
[01:20:13]  We went online.
[01:20:14]  He showed me, I got one of those online docs.
[01:20:17]  Did the shit, had the shit, and it's expensive.
[01:20:20]  How much is it?
[01:20:21]  $400 for that vial.
[01:20:23]  I might try it.
[01:20:25]  I might give it a shot.
[01:20:26]  Telling you, once you do it, you're going to realize it doesn't even hurt.
[01:20:30]  People have the same fucking reaction, Danny.
[01:20:33]  Oh, put a needle in my dick.
[01:20:34]  Stop it.
[01:20:35]  Your fucking dick isn't a fucking goddamn thing.
[01:20:38]  I'm going to fall off.
[01:20:39]  I mean, I must be sick because I go slow.
[01:20:41]  I have to see the side.
[01:20:42]  If it has no side effects, none.
[01:20:44]  That's worth the fucking shit.
[01:20:46]  None.
[01:20:46]  None.
[01:20:47]  And my urologist told me that.
[01:20:49]  He writes this prescription now.
[01:20:50]  I don't have to go to a fucking regular person.
[01:20:53]  I need your doctor's phone number.
[01:20:55]  Sure.
[01:20:56]  So, listen to what happened.
[01:20:57]  Well, I'll give it to you.
[01:20:58]  So, let me tell you what happened.
[01:21:00]  So, yeah, we're going to go into Larry's RV after this.
[01:21:03]  We're going to fucking inject our dicks.
[01:21:04]  You ready, Austin?
[01:21:06]  I keep a vial and needles in my RV and I keep one in my office.
[01:21:10]  Perfect.
[01:21:11]  And I even have the antidote because you can get a hard one too long.
[01:21:14]  And I've shot mine down.
[01:21:15]  Oh, really?
[01:21:16]  Yeah.
[01:21:16]  Okay.
[01:21:17]  The longest hard one I have was just the other day, three, four days ago.
[01:21:20]  10 hours long.
[01:21:22]  I ejaculated three times.
[01:21:25]  10 hours.
[01:21:26]  I swear to my children.
[01:21:27]  I ejaculated three times.
[01:21:30]  Three times.

=== RV Injection Stories (14:43) ===

[01:21:31]  It's hard to go.
[01:21:32]  You, you, I have this is no joke.
[01:21:36]  I have young people, and this is on my honor.
[01:21:40]  I have young people your age younger say, Holy shit, you're no way you're 61.
[01:21:46]  You know, 60 at that.
[01:21:47]  No way are you that age.
[01:21:48]  Because I got energy, you know, from myself.
[01:21:51]  And now with a harder, don't quit.
[01:21:52]  And you can fucking control it.
[01:21:53]  And you can fucking come and then keep fucking.
[01:21:56]  Holy shit.
[01:21:57]  That shit's like when you were 20.
[01:21:59]  You know?
[01:22:00]  Yeah.
[01:22:00]  I mean, when I was 20, I was like that.
[01:22:02]  You know, now, of course, you're not.
[01:22:04]  And it's.
[01:22:05]  They say the testosterone is supposed to do that too.
[01:22:07]  Yeah, it's supposed to be like.
[01:22:08]  Nothing like that.
[01:22:09]  No.
[01:22:09]  Testosterone obviously gets your hormone level.
[01:22:11]  Yeah.
[01:22:11]  And obviously, we all.
[01:22:12]  Increase your libido.
[01:22:13]  And we all know sex is in between the years.
[01:22:15]  I mean, everybody knows that.
[01:22:16]  I hope they do.
[01:22:18]  And it is.
[01:22:19]  And, you know, I love porn.
[01:22:20]  I love all the kind of shit and everything else.
[01:22:22]  But that's why I like that place, the secrets.
[01:22:24]  But anyway.
[01:22:25]  So, and I'm not.
[01:22:26]  I'm not kind of guy.
[01:22:27]  Can't be a bland guy.
[01:22:29]  I don't believe in monogamy.
[01:22:31]  I never did.
[01:22:32]  None of my wives were.
[01:22:33]  I never believed in monogamy.
[01:22:34]  I don't believe in it.
[01:22:36]  I think it's so unnatural to be with one fucking person.
[01:22:39]  Yeah, it's definitely unnatural if you look at the animal key.
[01:22:42]  And if you look not on the animal key, you look back in the old days.
[01:22:45]  I don't know where it came.
[01:22:46]  I think it's again biblical and religious starts all this shit for no fucking reason.
[01:22:51]  And now you're vilified if you have fucking.
[01:22:53]  Who cares?
[01:22:54]  You know, as the liberal side of me, I love people.
[01:22:58]  Oh, why should we get married?
[01:23:00]  Let's say gay marriage.
[01:23:01]  I said, Who gives a fuck?
[01:23:03]  I don't, that's them.
[01:23:04]  Right.
[01:23:05]  Oh, what happens if they marry a goat next?
[01:23:07]  Good, marry a fucking goat.
[01:23:08]  What do I give a fuck if he wants to marry a goat?
[01:23:10]  I could give a fuck.
[01:23:12]  What he does behind his own fucking wall or door, as long as it ain't hurting a kid, I'm very protective of elderly and kids.
[01:23:19]  Yeah.
[01:23:20]  Do the fuck what you want.
[01:23:21]  Have you ever heard of Gaines Wave Therapy?
[01:23:25]  No.
[01:23:25]  Pull this up, Austin.
[01:23:26]  It's called Gaines with a Z Wave Therapy.
[01:23:29]  I heard it from this dude, Ben Greenfield.
[01:23:31]  It's this.
[01:23:31]  You like that TriMix shit, don't you?
[01:23:33]  Yeah, I love it.
[01:23:33]  It's a place in.
[01:23:35]  Not Tampa.
[01:23:35]  It's in.
[01:23:36]  My average car lot is four hours, though.
[01:23:38]  So, this Gaines Wave shit, there's a clinic in Fort Lauderdale that does it.
[01:23:41]  They have all that shit for you.
[01:23:42]  They put your dick in like this fucking red light bubble.
[01:23:48]  Yeah, there you go.
[01:23:49]  What?
[01:23:50]  And it's supposed to make your dick like way bigger.
[01:23:53]  Hit that.
[01:23:53]  It makes your dick bigger.
[01:23:54]  Let's watch it.
[01:23:54]  I want to see it.
[01:23:55]  Watch the video.
[01:23:55]  Yeah, watch the video.
[01:23:56]  I don't care if I do it.
[01:23:56]  It doesn't show any dicks.
[01:23:57]  It doesn't show any dicks.
[01:23:58]  Oh, this is what Larry wants to see dicks.
[01:24:00]  That's the problem.
[01:24:03]  Full screen.
[01:24:03]  I've seen my share.
[01:24:04]  So have you.
[01:24:05]  I'm fucking kidding.
[01:24:06]  Oh, fuck.
[01:24:08]  What happened?
[01:24:10]  You know, so this shit, so it's like infographics.
[01:24:18]  All right, let's watch this.
[01:24:23]  And doctors do.
[01:24:26]  And you know, doctors don't, I mean, the government don't want, they want you to go to doctors.
[01:24:31]  They don't want you to have testosterone.
[01:24:33]  You could also use a pedestal.
[01:24:40]  You could also use a pedestal.
[01:24:43]  And men with certain medical conditions should avoid these drugs altogether.
[01:24:47]  Thankfully, there is a solution with no known side effects called Gainswave.
[01:24:51]  This treatment uses high frequency, low intensity sound waves to increase blood flow to the penis, activating cell and tissue.
[01:24:58]  I'll take my shot.
[01:24:59]  Quick in office treatment.
[01:25:00]  I told you, I'm good for the next 18, 20 years.
[01:25:02]  I'm dead.
[01:25:03]  Simple.
[01:25:03]  If I could keep doing what I'm doing, I'm good.
[01:25:05]  Just for those with ED, younger men have started treatments to optimize their performance and keep things running in top shape.
[01:25:11]  Patients after treatments have enjoyed.
[01:25:13]  Increased ability to maintain erections, more intense orgasms, closer relationships with their partners, increased confidence and vitality, and an overall enhanced sex life.
[01:25:25]  We've treated more so.
[01:25:26]  Go see if we find some pictures of this.
[01:25:28]  Uh, this thing, it's a fucking machine.
[01:25:30]  Close it out.
[01:25:30]  It's a sound wave machine, and they pulsate sound waves through your dick.
[01:25:36]  Yeah, I'm not buying it.
[01:25:36]  Look at the before and after, maybe.
[01:25:38]  I mean, that's that's a fucking drawing.
[01:25:40]  Look what it does to your fucking the veins.
[01:25:41]  I mean, I get it.
[01:25:42]  Keep going.
[01:25:43]  Uh, go to about the top.
[01:25:47]  Enjoy and go to how it works.
[01:25:50]  Uh, no, yeah, you have to be in the brain though, uh, Danny.
[01:25:54]  It's the a lot of it is the brain, yes.
[01:25:57]  You think this is a shill?
[01:25:58]  Yeah, I do.
[01:26:01]  I do.
[01:26:02]  I've seen what works.
[01:26:02]  I want to see a picture of the machine.
[01:26:04]  I've seen what works, and I'm not buying this.
[01:26:06]  I mean, I'm not.
[01:26:08]  Go back to about, but it's weird.
[01:26:09]  Yeah, sound waves, 75% success rate.
[01:26:12]  Go back, go back, go high frequency, low intensity sound waves to improve.
[01:26:19]  Blood flow in the penis removes micro plaque and stimulates the growth of new blood vessels.
[01:26:24]  So, why don't they do that for the heart?
[01:26:26]  So, this guy Ben Greenfield said he does this once a year and he says it's making his dick big, like huge.
[01:26:31]  Well, first of all, we know that's not true.
[01:26:33]  You can't gain size with any penis machine or any of that shit.
[01:26:37]  Really?
[01:26:38]  No.
[01:26:38]  I heard you can.
[01:26:39]  No, you cannot.
[01:26:40]  You heard there's also guys that do this shit called uh, Seminex.
[01:26:44]  It's funny how I'm all this for fucking more coming.
[01:26:48]  No, no, no, but you heard that too.
[01:26:50]  You know, DHT is like the main DMT?
[01:26:52]  DHT.
[01:26:54]  Dihydrotestosterone.
[01:26:55]  I like DMT.
[01:26:57]  Oh, yeah.
[01:26:57]  Yeah.
[01:26:57]  Everyone loves DMT.
[01:26:58]  I fucking hate.
[01:26:59]  Go see Dr. Marshall.
[01:27:00]  Oh, I got it.
[01:27:01]  You want some?
[01:27:02]  No.
[01:27:04]  What was I going to say?
[01:27:05]  The DHT is like the main compound in your body that's responsible for dick growth and hair loss.
[01:27:11]  So there are these kids now that are on Reddit that are like trying to find DHT creams and they're rubbing it on their dicks, trying to make their dicks grow.
[01:27:19]  Look, there's the Gaines Wave.
[01:27:20]  So they fucking put this magic wand all over your dick and they use the sound waves to make it grow.
[01:27:25]  I don't buy it.
[01:27:27]  Listen, I'll tell you a few things I don't buy.
[01:27:28]  Listen, I have no hair.
[01:27:30]  I went and got, I went, how happy he is.
[01:27:32]  Yeah, of course he is.
[01:27:33]  He got paid.
[01:27:36]  It was payday day.
[01:27:37]  They took the picture when he was fucking broke?
[01:27:39]  No.
[01:27:41]  What would you rather have?
[01:27:44]  A bigger dick or more money?
[01:27:47]  Money or dick size?
[01:27:48]  What's more important to you?
[01:27:50]  Money.
[01:27:51]  Really?
[01:27:51]  You'll have a small dick and then fucking tens of millions of dollars?
[01:27:54]  I don't mean to.
[01:27:55]  This is going to sound bad.
[01:27:56]  I got a pretty big dick.
[01:27:58]  I'm seven inches by six inches in circumference.
[01:28:00]  Okay.
[01:28:01]  Wow.
[01:28:01]  Congratulations.
[01:28:02]  Yeah, it's fat.
[01:28:02]  And so I got pictures to prove it.
[01:28:05]  Let me tell you what happened.
[01:28:06]  You're going to laugh.
[01:28:07]  I'll take your word for it.
[01:28:08]  You're going to love the A. You're homophobic.
[01:28:13]  I'm fucking with you.
[01:28:14]  Let me tell you what happened.
[01:28:15]  I'm not homophobic.
[01:28:16]  I'll be like, okay.
[01:28:17]  Oh, it's easy.
[01:28:20]  I just watched a guy stick a needle in his dick for like 10 minutes with you.
[01:28:24]  Do you watch porn?
[01:28:25]  I'm not homophobic.
[01:28:26]  Do you watch porn?
[01:28:27]  Sometimes.
[01:28:27]  Okay, then you shouldn't because you're always watching a dick going for it.
[01:28:30]  Exactly.
[01:28:34]  So we're sitting there and I go to California.
[01:28:37]  I don't know if you knew this.
[01:28:38]  I went to California on a trip.
[01:28:39]  I went on No Jumper.
[01:28:40]  I went on YOLO and I was going on an NBC show.
[01:28:43]  Okay.
[01:28:44]  NBC Live, the biggest show in California, is 11 30.
[01:28:47]  It's called NBC Live.
[01:28:49]  And it's a big show, like a variety show.
[01:28:53]  And they highlighted my cigars.
[01:28:55]  Oh, no shit.
[01:28:56]  Yeah, big deal.
[01:28:57]  Well, do you know who Kareel is?
[01:28:59]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:29:00]  The Slut Whisperer guy.
[01:29:01]  Yeah, Kareel is the, he has the assholes live forever.
[01:29:04]  Yeah, assholes live forever.
[01:29:05]  Yeah.
[01:29:05]  He's a friend of mine.
[01:29:06]  Oh, no shit.
[01:29:07]  Well, yeah, he fucking invites me out.
[01:29:09]  And this was on April 4th.
[01:29:11]  Okay.
[01:29:11]  I'm going to fuck you up now.
[01:29:13]  So on April 4th, April 20th, I meant, April 20th was pot day.
[01:29:18]  You know, it's National Marijuana Day, you know, 420.
[01:29:20]  You know, 420.
[01:29:22]  Yeah, of course.
[01:29:23]  So he hires a celebrity chef and they throw a party for me coming out there.
[01:29:28]  And I brought my whole team out there.
[01:29:30]  I brought six people.
[01:29:31]  Yeah, six of us total.
[01:29:32]  I think there were six of us total.
[01:29:34]  So I brought my guys out there and I'm going on all these shows from No Jumper with Adam.
[01:29:38]  And it was funny.
[01:29:40]  When his, you know, lean at a plug is his.
[01:29:42]  Yeah, they're like, he like hangs out with porn.
[01:29:44]  He's like, I said, man, would it go threesome?
[01:29:46]  He goes, yeah, come on.
[01:29:48]  I said, whoa.
[01:29:49]  And anyway, You're going to laugh at this.
[01:29:51]  So we go to.
[01:29:52]  So Kareel throws me to the party first, and it's on 420, and I think it was a Wednesday.
[01:29:56]  Great fucking guy.
[01:29:58]  And they had, you ever hear Daniel Silva?
[01:30:01]  He's a tattoo artist to the stars.
[01:30:03]  He gets $4,000 an hour to tattoo.
[01:30:06]  He killed a guy, he killed a friend in his McLaren.
[01:30:10]  Yeah, McLaren was in McLaren?
[01:30:12]  Yeah, I think it was a McLaren.
[01:30:13]  I might know him.
[01:30:14]  I don't know.
[01:30:14]  Yeah, anyway, young kid, really nice kid.
[01:30:17]  And he got, they thought he was drunk.
[01:30:20]  He's all right.
[01:30:20]  He's out.
[01:30:21]  He's, you know, and he's tattooing, but he's very.
[01:30:23]  Cost about drinking or anything, but a nice, respectful kid.
[01:30:27]  So at this party, I bring some of my friends, Hollywood friends.
[01:30:30]  So I bring them, and then I also bring porn stars.
[01:30:35]  I want you to pull something up.
[01:30:36]  Can you pull something up?
[01:30:37]  Pull up, even though don't put it on the screen, put up Pornhub, but don't put it on the screen.
[01:30:44]  I just want to show you something, and I want everybody to listen to this name at home Jane, pull up Jane Wilde.
[01:30:52]  What are you doing?
[01:30:53]  What do you go?
[01:30:54]  Just Google Imager.
[01:30:56]  No, but I want to show you something in that.
[01:30:58]  Okay.
[01:30:58]  All right.
[01:30:59]  Fuck it.
[01:30:59]  We're going to watch porn on the podcast.
[01:31:01]  Listen, I'm going to break you of your fucking phobias.
[01:31:04]  Okay.
[01:31:04]  Go now, put Jane Wilde.
[01:31:07]  He did, he did.
[01:31:07]  He searched her.
[01:31:08]  That's her.
[01:31:08]  Okay, no, go to the one that's 31 minutes.
[01:31:10]  It says it's like a whole thing.
[01:31:14]  Right there.
[01:31:15]  Okay, 31 minutes.
[01:31:16]  It's like 10 scenes.
[01:31:19]  Oh my God.
[01:31:20]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[01:31:20]  It's ridiculous.
[01:31:21]  No, no, no.
[01:31:22]  Look at the 31 minutes.
[01:31:23]  Her asshole is fucking twice the size of my face.
[01:31:25]  You see that top 10?
[01:31:27]  Nope, right there.
[01:31:29]  Open that.
[01:31:31]  I see this.
[01:31:31]  Oh my God.
[01:31:33]  So, wait, wait.
[01:31:34]  Get rid of that.
[01:31:35]  Where do I show you something here?
[01:31:36]  Now, scroll into the movie.
[01:31:39]  Two, yeah, right there.
[01:31:42]  A little more.
[01:31:43]  Okay, a little more.
[01:31:43]  A little more.
[01:31:45]  She's got the number one ass.
[01:31:46]  It's disgusting.
[01:31:46]  Listen, she got the number one ass in the world.
[01:31:49]  Keep going.
[01:31:50]  You could drive a truck through her ass.
[01:31:52]  Listen, I'm going to show you something amazing.
[01:31:53]  Keep going.
[01:31:54]  A little bit.
[01:31:54]  You're going to see these two black guys.
[01:31:56]  I'm smoking weed out of her ass.
[01:32:00]  Look now.
[01:32:01]  Look at his face.
[01:32:03]  You got to put this up on me.
[01:32:07]  Oh, is that Kareel right next to you?
[01:32:08]  Yeah.
[01:32:09]  Oh, Billy, my guy.
[01:32:10]  Kareel, me.
[01:32:11]  Yeah.
[01:32:12]  There's some sort of fucking bong in her asshole.
[01:32:15]  Yeah.
[01:32:21]  Now, that video he's watching, everybody, is a private video, obviously.
[01:32:24]  That's incredible.
[01:32:25]  Wait a minute.
[01:32:25]  It's not done.
[01:32:26]  Even better.
[01:32:27]  That's incredible.
[01:32:28]  All right, you can turn off the porn, Austin.
[01:32:30]  We're good.
[01:32:30]  This guy's a mega producer.
[01:32:33]  Okay.
[01:32:33]  Yeah, I won't mention his name.
[01:32:36]  Look at that while we were just sitting there.
[01:32:38]  She's still got the shit hanging out of her asshole.
[01:32:40]  Look at this.
[01:32:41]  We didn't even know when the pictures were taken.
[01:32:43]  Ah.
[01:32:44]  Now, look at this one.
[01:32:45]  Look at that one.
[01:32:46]  Look at that.
[01:32:47]  It was a different one.
[01:32:54]  She's smoking a joint.
[01:32:56]  She's on her hands and knees.
[01:32:58]  She's smoking a joint, and she's got a bong hanging out of her butthole.
[01:33:02]  And I'm behind her smoking the bong.
[01:33:04]  And Larry's behind her hitting the bong that is inserted in her butthole.
[01:33:08]  That's California's legal.
[01:33:11]  On an American flag towel.
[01:33:14]  That is.
[01:33:15]  That is the most American thing I've ever seen.
[01:33:17]  Now, he throws the most amazing parties in.
[01:33:19]  Oh, yeah.
[01:33:20]  He's famous for it.
[01:33:20]  It's great.
[01:33:21]  Yeah.
[01:33:21]  I get it.
[01:33:22]  I just did it for a while.
[01:33:24]  So, he does this whole thing for me, and they had entertainment and a celebrity chef who infused weed and stuff.
[01:33:31]  I smoke weed, but I'm not a big weed.
[01:33:33]  You know, weed is the worst drug for me.
[01:33:34]  What's your favorite drug?
[01:33:36]  Acid.
[01:33:36]  Really?
[01:33:37]  Oh, absolutely.
[01:33:37]  Daily?
[01:33:37]  You take acid?
[01:33:38]  No, no, no, no.
[01:33:39]  I don't do any drug daily.
[01:33:41]  Okay.
[01:33:41]  How often do you take acid?
[01:33:45]  I don't even.
[01:33:45]  It depends.
[01:33:46]  Depends on a concert or going out to certain things or something like that.
[01:33:50]  You know, drugs to me are, again, I'm pro drug.
[01:33:54]  Weed is the worst.
[01:33:55]  I have a license, I have a medical marijuana license, but it's the worst drug for me because I can't function.
[01:34:01]  No.
[01:34:02]  I fucking want to sit and eat.
[01:34:03]  I want to fucking eat.
[01:34:05]  That'll get me to 280.
[01:34:07]  I was 305, it was my heaviest.
[01:34:09]  And I can fucking eat.
[01:34:11]  You know, I love to eat.
[01:34:12]  And you get me on weed?
[01:34:14]  Holy fuck.
[01:34:15]  I don't want to do anything but weed.
[01:34:17]  I mean, you know what's a pretty good drug?
[01:34:19]  Ketamine.
[01:34:20]  Never tried it.
[01:34:21]  G. You ever hear G?
[01:34:22]  Yeah, GHB.
[01:34:23]  Yeah, I never tried it.
[01:34:24]  That's pretty good.
[01:34:26]  You know, certain drugs, DMT.
[01:34:28]  Yeah.
[01:34:30]  Man, that's great.
[01:34:31]  You want to see Jesus.
[01:34:32]  Right.
[01:34:33]  See the elves.
[01:34:33]  Yeah, see whatever the fuck you want.
[01:34:35]  There's apparently like elves that live.
[01:34:36]  You know what it's like?
[01:34:37]  It's like Alawaska.
[01:34:39]  Ayahuasca.
[01:34:40]  Yeah, same thing.
[01:34:41]  Yeah, you know, it's just different.
[01:34:42]  It's kind of different way of making it.
[01:34:44]  Exactly.
[01:34:44]  And it comes like a vape pen, you know.
[01:34:46]  Right, right.
[01:34:47]  I've heard that.
[01:34:48]  Yeah, my buddy took it from a vape pen.
[01:34:50]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:34:51]  So, if you hit it from a vape pen or if you smoke it, I heard it only lasts like 10 minutes.
[01:34:56]  Maybe 20.
[01:34:58]  But the ayahuasca lasts.
[01:34:59]  Oh, there you go.
[01:35:00]  That's a whole day.
[01:35:00]  I had a nephew go down there and he was in there fucking.
[01:35:06]  He's into that shit.
[01:35:07]  I mean, you know, all that kind of like commune stuff and that kind of shit.
[01:35:10]  Yeah.
[01:35:10]  And it's amazing stuff, though.
[01:35:12]  And, you know, all of these drugs, again, when you let drugs enhance, you know, I had a guy who goes, What about a bad trip?
[01:35:18]  I says, Here's when you get a bad trip.
[01:35:20]  And I don't get him.
[01:35:21]  First of all, I won't be around people who are negative.
[01:35:24]  That's one of my big refusals in life.
[01:35:26]  I don't be around negative people.
[01:35:27]  I don't want to be around downers.
[01:35:29]  Don't fuck my goddamn high up or don't fuck it.
[01:35:32]  Listen, we all have issues.
[01:35:33]  Look at mine, fucking people's, everybody's.
[01:35:36]  I never complain.
[01:35:37]  People go, You never bitch that, do you?
[01:35:39]  What's that a bitch about?
[01:35:40]  I was already went in a hole.
[01:35:41]  I lived in a fucking bathroom for fucking 10 years.
[01:35:44]  I says, So how people fucking have bad trips is they take the acid or whatever and they try to fight it.
[01:35:52]  You cannot fight it.
[01:35:53]  Accept it.
[01:35:54]  Know it's going to end in five hours or whatever it is.
[01:35:58]  It's going to peak.
[01:35:59]  It peaks at about two hours, hour and a half, two hours, depending.
[01:36:04]  And I got different stuff.
[01:36:05]  I've done different stuff.
[01:36:06]  See, I have a very low tolerance to drugs like that.
[01:36:10]  So I can.
[01:36:11]  You say low, meaning you get high quick.
[01:36:12]  I get high quick.
[01:36:13]  That's good.
[01:36:13]  You know, that's good.
[01:36:14]  Absolutely.

=== Fighting Bad Trip Fears (06:54) ===

[01:36:15]  So, like, I can take.
[01:36:16]  And I have a high one.
[01:36:18]  I can take, like, a quarter of a gummy.
[01:36:20]  Like, I get these little square weed gummies.
[01:36:22]  My wife will eat one, and it basically.
[01:36:23]  And I eat a quarter of one, and it fucking sends me to the moon.
[01:36:27]  And I can sit there, and I can be creative, and I can, like, I can start working.
[01:36:31]  Do you like edibles?
[01:36:32]  I love edibles.
[01:36:33]  I have an edible I'll give you if you come to the RV after we're done that will.
[01:36:38]  Pot smokers and edible smokers call me afterwards and say, What the fuck did you give me?
[01:36:44]  See, I don't need anything super strong.
[01:36:45]  No, no.
[01:36:45]  It is.
[01:36:46]  Your wife will like it.
[01:36:46]  There's nine.
[01:36:48]  There's a box and there's nine chocolates.
[01:36:50]  They're chocolates.
[01:36:51]  Low chocolate.
[01:36:51]  You ever hear of a punch bar?
[01:36:53]  No.
[01:36:54]  It's not from.
[01:36:55]  It's not in Florida.
[01:36:56]  Holy shit.
[01:36:58]  I can't take it.
[01:36:58]  If I take one now, first of all, edibles take a long time for me to hit.
[01:37:03]  Yeah.
[01:37:03]  About an hour, right?
[01:37:04]  No, me, sometimes an hour and a half, two.
[01:37:06]  Just people's metabolism is different.
[01:37:08]  Right.
[01:37:08]  And when it hits.
[01:37:09]  There it is.
[01:37:10]  Look at that punch.
[01:37:11]  That's exactly what I got in it.
[01:37:12]  That fucking shit.
[01:37:13]  They're 25.
[01:37:14]  You have these?
[01:37:14]  Yeah.
[01:37:15]  That's 25 milligrams each one.
[01:37:18]  See, they're 10, I think, on the bottom.
[01:37:20]  Oh, that's not a lot.
[01:37:21]  No, they are.
[01:37:22]  I have 25.
[01:37:23]  No, the whole box is 925.
[01:37:25]  Ooh.
[01:37:27]  See, I have 925s in the box I got.
[01:37:29]  Where do you get them?
[01:37:31]  If I tell you that, I got to kill you.
[01:37:32]  Okay.
[01:37:33]  Don't tell me then.
[01:37:36]  And there's a button.
[01:37:38]  Get it delivered.
[01:37:39]  Delivered in California only.
[01:37:41]  I love this fucking country.
[01:37:43]  No floor.
[01:37:44]  But.
[01:37:45]  If I take one of them, I'm stoned the next day.
[01:37:47]  Really?
[01:37:48]  I can't do it.
[01:37:49]  I don't do it.
[01:37:50]  I really don't do it.
[01:37:52]  When I want to go to bed or if I'm wound up, something's on my mind, I got the vape pen.
[01:37:57]  Right.
[01:37:58]  My son is a mega, mega.
[01:38:01]  We're actually looking into a brand to get our own brand, sponsored brand, because my son is a, I mean, dabs.
[01:38:10]  You know what dabbing is, of course.
[01:38:12]  He's got the rig.
[01:38:12]  You know those rigs?
[01:38:13]  That's a hardcore shit.
[01:38:14]  Yeah.
[01:38:14]  Did you know those motherships go?
[01:38:15]  You ever see the price of those?
[01:38:17]  No.
[01:38:18]  A mother, you know what a mothership is?
[01:38:19]  It's a bong, like, really.
[01:38:21]  It's a bong where they cook it, the glass things come in its case.
[01:38:25]  How about $30,000, $40,000 for one?
[01:38:27]  Pull up a mothership.
[01:38:29]  Just pull up mothership.
[01:38:30]  What do you call it?
[01:38:30]  Mothership dab?
[01:38:31]  I don't know.
[01:38:32]  Just pull up mothership dab.
[01:38:33]  I'll bet I'll find it.
[01:38:35]  There you go.
[01:38:36]  Now, watch.
[01:38:37]  Go down to expensive ones.
[01:38:37]  Go to expensive ones.
[01:38:38]  Go to expensive ones and look at some of the prices.
[01:38:41]  Go look at some prices.
[01:38:44]  Oh, what happened?
[01:38:45]  He just pulled it away because he's got to fuck with it.
[01:38:47]  Oh, okay.
[01:38:48]  Uh, yeah, when he pulls it back, you're gonna see the prices.
[01:38:50]  They go, they say, Look, oh, wait, that's nothing.
[01:38:53]  11,500.
[01:38:55]  That's the you'll see a lot more now.
[01:38:57]  Those glass bombs are ridiculous, bro.
[01:38:58]  40,000.
[01:38:59]  Oh, no, $40.
[01:39:01]  I can't handle that one.
[01:39:02]  But I don't dare.
[01:39:04]  I mean, I dab.
[01:39:05]  Oh, my God.
[01:39:08]  He did that for me.
[01:39:11]  I dabbed with me, my son, and Sublime Rome from Sublime.
[01:39:18]  You know the band.
[01:39:20]  They're friends of mine, too.
[01:39:21]  No shit.
[01:39:22]  Rome is a great guy.
[01:39:23]  I had him on my show.
[01:39:24]  You want to talk about a fucking success story?
[01:39:28]  I love that kid.
[01:39:29]  He was living in a van and fucking him and his brother, you know.
[01:39:33]  At home, dad fucked up, and he ends up becoming who he is.
[01:39:38]  I mean, obviously, after Bradley killed himself in '94 or '96, and he became, and he didn't become it then.
[01:39:44]  He's young.
[01:39:45]  He used to follow him.
[01:39:46]  He just loved the band so much.
[01:39:48]  And now he's the fucking lead singer.
[01:39:50]  Been there 10 years, fucking amazing.
[01:39:51]  I go to concerts with him.
[01:39:52]  I'm up on stage.
[01:39:53]  It's fucking a lot of fun.
[01:39:54]  That's incredible.
[01:39:55]  He's great.
[01:39:55]  I take my RV, yeah, and we make that's the mega RV.
[01:39:59]  They have all their tour buses, you know.
[01:40:01]  Look at that fucking bomb.
[01:40:02]  You know, watch that.
[01:40:03]  How much that costs?
[01:40:04]  Good, 100 grand.
[01:40:06]  Yeah, 100 grand.
[01:40:07]  Keep going down.
[01:40:09]  $100,000.
[01:40:10]  Are you fucking not?
[01:40:12]  That's art.
[01:40:12]  That's just pure fucking art.
[01:40:14]  I don't know.
[01:40:14]  I don't know about art.
[01:40:16]  I'll smoke it out of a fucking rolling paper.
[01:40:19]  Yeah, I'll smoke it out of a fucking Coke can.
[01:40:21]  No, that's terrible.
[01:40:22]  Now you're looking like crack.
[01:40:23]  I used to smoke weed out of Coke cans.
[01:40:25]  Oh, God.
[01:40:25]  I know.
[01:40:25]  I used to make them in fucking wood shop class.
[01:40:30]  Yeah.
[01:40:31]  No, that's like some.
[01:40:32]  You see the prices, though?
[01:40:34]  The prices go.
[01:40:35]  That was $100,000.
[01:40:36]  That's ridiculous.
[01:40:38]  Yeah.
[01:40:38]  Yeah, I don't need it.
[01:40:39]  Yeah.
[01:40:39]  Matter of fact, they're in Washington and they invited me out there.
[01:40:42]  Really?
[01:40:43]  In Washington?
[01:40:44]  Yeah, to go because I, you know, maybe be a rep with them or something like that.
[01:40:48]  You know, they want, again, you know, all these brands need influencers of some sort.
[01:40:54]  I don't monetize my YouTube channel.
[01:40:58]  Not my YouTube, my main YouTube, I do, but I don't do my podcast YouTube.
[01:41:02]  Why don't you monetize it?
[01:41:03]  Because I advertise other things.
[01:41:05]  I advertise gambling.
[01:41:07]  But you're allowed to advertise gambling.
[01:41:08]  Can't advertise tobaccos, you know, smoking stuff.
[01:41:12]  Oh, so you, so because you advertise your cigars and stuff, you're not allowed to have ads on it.
[01:41:17]  And see, and that one is my, that's my legacy.
[01:41:20]  I did that because I'm a 40 year cigar smoker.
[01:41:23]  Anyway, you can tell him, he's looking at my cigar.
[01:41:26]  My cigar really is good.
[01:41:27]  I picked that blend.
[01:41:28]  This took a long time to come about.
[01:41:30]  I partnered with the third largest company in the world.
[01:41:33]  They wanted me, they were going to get Conor McGregor, but they got me.
[01:41:36]  Oh, yeah?
[01:41:37]  Yeah.
[01:41:37]  They had a meeting with him and a meeting with him.
[01:41:39]  And I have a very big overseas audience too.
[01:41:42]  And they're all over the place.
[01:41:43]  So Oliva Cigars is the third largest cigar company in the world.
[01:41:46]  6,100 employees.
[01:41:48]  Matter of fact, the CEO came to my office.
[01:41:50]  I take care of my mom across the way, you know?
[01:41:52]  Yeah.
[01:41:53]  And I made the whole garage into a studio.
[01:41:56]  That's a garage, that studio I made.
[01:41:58]  Because I can't leave my mom.
[01:42:00]  I'd kill her.
[01:42:00]  She's 90 years old.
[01:42:01]  Right.
[01:42:01]  And I won't do it, you know?
[01:42:02]  Well, at least you have the RV if you've got to get away from your mom.
[01:42:04]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:42:05]  God damn it, mom.
[01:42:06]  I got to get away from her.
[01:42:07]  No, yeah.
[01:42:07]  You know, she's good, but she's cool.
[01:42:09]  And if I try to move her.
[01:42:10]  I know what it's like, man.
[01:42:11]  And I try to move her, I won't.
[01:42:12]  I mean, that's in my.
[01:42:14]  They would air for me, you know, in the worst times of my life.
[01:42:17]  And I'm never going to let that down.
[01:42:19]  Is your mom the one.
[01:42:22]  Or was it both of your parents that got you into the Catholic Church?
[01:42:27]  It was both the parents.
[01:42:28]  I mean, we just grew up that way.
[01:42:29]  Yeah.
[01:42:30]  Nobody gets you into it.
[01:42:32]  You grew up, if they go, you go.
[01:42:33]  If you're a Christian, your parents go to a church, you go to it.
[01:42:36]  Or if you're Jewish, you become Jewish.
[01:42:38]  I mean, I'm non religious, let you know.
[01:42:41]  Zero religious.
[01:42:41]  We got distracted earlier, but could you walk me through what happened in your experience in the Catholic Church?
[01:42:47]  I mean, you can read it, it's in a book.
[01:42:51]  It's a tough saying, you know.
[01:42:52]  The situation happened after an event, like a funeral.
[01:42:57]  It was a funeral mass to make money.
[01:42:59]  The other kid had to leave.
[01:42:59]  He says, Oh, I'll get my money later.
[01:43:01]  Because we like to do those.
[01:43:03]  Because people give you money.
[01:43:04]  In a wedding, it's a happy time.
[01:43:06]  The guy comes back and throws you $100, even back then.

=== Morbid Funeral Masses (08:06) ===

[01:43:09]  Holy shit, man.
[01:43:10]  You know, that's $50 a kid?
[01:43:12]  Yeah.
[01:43:12]  You know, because you had to do all the bullshit they do in Catholic Mass, which I thought, well, what bullshit.
[01:43:18]  So I was in the back, and I was in a vestibule in the back area where you change out the, it's like a little robe they wear.
[01:43:26]  Even the altar boys do that.
[01:43:29]  And I fucking back there, and he comes up.
[01:43:30]  He goes, How's things going?
[01:43:31]  And he touches my shoulder.
[01:43:32]  And then he's tall, obviously, I'm a little kid.
[01:43:37]  And he gets down on his knees and he's unbuckling my pants.
[01:43:39]  I don't know what to do.
[01:43:41]  You know, I mean, I'm just sitting there like, I don't know what to do.
[01:43:44]  I barely could get hard.
[01:43:45]  I mean, I didn't know about sex.
[01:43:47]  I was 11 years old.
[01:43:49]  And fucking then all of a sudden, the vivid memory is his hair, you know, while he's sucking my dick.
[01:43:57]  And it's not good.
[01:43:58]  Anybody thinks, Oh, you know, that's, oh, you're getting a blowjack.
[01:44:01]  No, How old were you?
[01:44:04]  11.
[01:44:04]  And I didn't even know it hard on what.
[01:44:06]  You know, I wasn't even jacking off there.
[01:44:08]  I think it was 12 or something like that when I said.
[01:44:11]  But I really started a lot of bad stuff after that.
[01:44:14]  And I think a lot of psychologists say that was like a tricking, a triggering point.
[01:44:20]  After that, that happened.
[01:44:21]  Now, let me explain that, you know, you think people say this.
[01:44:26]  First of all, they'll say, oh, that's why you like swing in and you don't give a shit about it.
[01:44:30]  No.
[01:44:31]  First of all, I don't ever take.
[01:44:34]  I take every negative that happened to me, and that's being tortured in prison, strapped down naked, and pissed on, and beaten 11 straight months.
[01:44:44]  And I take that, and I'm not a bitter man, and I use that as an education.
[01:44:49]  I had a judge tell me, he's a friend of mine, he goes, Larry, you know, I've been around a long time, he goes, You're one of the guys that think you have a reason to be some bitter.
[01:44:56]  I said, No, his name is Silverman.
[01:44:58]  I said, Dave, no.
[01:44:59]  I said, That's bullshit.
[01:45:00]  That's giving me an excuse.
[01:45:02]  In fact, I have to show that whatever happens to a person, Whatever it is, I don't care what it is, Danny.
[01:45:08]  You have to turn that in a way into an educational lesson.
[01:45:12]  That's why my program is so successful.
[01:45:14]  That's why I speak all over the place.
[01:45:16]  But my program has the highest success rate because of that.
[01:45:19]  And I look at it as you take, I tell kids who have mess up, they get sentenced to my program, young people, literally by court systems, Fort Lauderdale.
[01:45:28]  And if you fuck up, you shoplift.
[01:45:29]  You, 35, shoplift, you might get sentenced to the reality check program.
[01:45:33]  So what happens, Danny, is I tell a guy who does that or whatever he is.
[01:45:37]  Because everybody just needs a wake up call.
[01:45:39]  That's what I do.
[01:45:41]  You got to use that now.
[01:45:43]  Not many people got a DUI.
[01:45:44]  I mean, not everybody gets a DUI.
[01:45:47]  So when you get a DUI, you think your life's over.
[01:45:49]  I said, motherfucker, I got out of prison at 46 years old, zero money, a convicted felon, four time, five time convicted felon.
[01:45:59]  And I got no money and I made a success out of it.
[01:46:03]  I says, my life started then.
[01:46:05]  I was 46 years old.
[01:46:08]  I said, don't tell me you're over 25 or 31 or whatever the fuck you are, because people don't find it out.
[01:46:15]  People hit things differently.
[01:46:17]  And you have to take whatever negative you have, and you have them.
[01:46:21]  I don't give a fuck what they are.
[01:46:24]  And nobody needs to know them, as long as you know them.
[01:46:27]  And I did that since the beginning before my author got things out of me and people got it out of me that I used to take them and say, you know, it's not me.
[01:46:35]  Because I was always, and it's not.
[01:46:36]  And, you know, it's what you like, you like.
[01:46:38]  You could say this happened.
[01:46:41]  I think I was young when I was young and trying to prove myself, or whatever you want to call it.
[01:46:45]  That's when I was violent.
[01:46:46]  I got fights, a lot of fights, and got into crime and everything else to prove my manhood, maybe, because I didn't know.
[01:46:52]  I mean, totally didn't know.
[01:46:53]  So I look at people who make mistakes, and everybody does.
[01:46:56]  You just never got caught, maybe with a DUI or whatever the fuck you did.
[01:47:00]  And they fucking got to take it and use it to help people.
[01:47:05]  There's people out there who need to hear what your situation is.
[01:47:08]  If you had a bad situation, you went to the county jail, you were beaten, you had fights with people, you did shit.
[01:47:14]  You need to take those and not fucking suppress them.
[01:47:18]  Educate others on why you don't want to do that because it sucks so much.
[01:47:23]  And that's a big, I'm always a half of the glasses full.
[01:47:28]  I'm not, I don't give a fuck.
[01:47:29]  I mean, because you know how I look at it too?
[01:47:32]  Listen, I lived in a closet, literally a closet.
[01:47:37]  I lived in a closet.
[01:47:39]  And what's the worst thing you do to me?
[01:47:43]  I was beaten.
[01:47:44]  I was strapped down naked, beaten.
[01:47:46]  Guard took his dick out, pissed on my face.
[01:47:49]  I'll never forget that.
[01:47:51]  And you know what to hate?
[01:47:52]  Remember we were talking about hate?
[01:47:54]  My cousin is a life unbelievable person.
[01:47:56]  I'm going to see you soon.
[01:47:58]  Fucking love of my life.
[01:47:59]  I mean, I don't mean that way.
[01:48:00]  You know, the.
[01:48:01]  Best person I've ever known.
[01:48:03]  And she saved my life.
[01:48:05]  She saved my life when I was on the bus coming home, and I was going to probably go back to prison by killing somebody, doing something when I got first out of prison.
[01:48:12]  So, what happened was she says, Larry, this hate's killing you.
[01:48:16]  I can see it.
[01:48:18]  Because I used to literally, for five years, Danny, I would plan their murder.
[01:48:22]  I'd plan it.
[01:48:23]  And I don't mean jokingly.
[01:48:24]  I mean, I'm the kind of guy that you don't want me planning your murder.
[01:48:29]  And I did a lot of muscle work, and it consumed me.
[01:48:36]  And it took five years of that.
[01:48:38]  And then she goes, Larry, I want you to look at something.
[01:48:41]  I want you to think.
[01:48:42]  She knows I'm a big reader too.
[01:48:44]  She says, She gave me a Buddha book, you know, like on that stuff.
[01:48:49]  And I got to read this saying.
[01:48:50]  And it's the fucking most true saying in the world.
[01:48:53]  And she says to me, I want you to realize how bad his life is.
[01:48:59]  If that man has to piss on you and spit on another guy, spit two of them, kick me, broke my rib, everything.
[01:49:06]  If that man has done that, How bad do you think his life is at home?
[01:49:11]  He probably gets beat by his wife.
[01:49:13]  He fucking, you know, he's miserable.
[01:49:15]  His kids hate him.
[01:49:16]  He goes, he has to come and get some kind of solace from something, like picking on somebody who is no fucking recourse.
[01:49:23]  And, you know, I looked at that and it made a lot of sense to me.
[01:49:26]  And I thought it, thought it, thought it.
[01:49:28]  And over time, I got it where it fucking unbelievable.
[01:49:33]  You know, I feel so, I actually feel for him.
[01:49:36]  If I was religious, I'd pray for him.
[01:49:38]  But I mean, I feel for him because he must have the worst fucking life in the world.
[01:49:41]  Right.
[01:49:42]  You know, correctional guards have a 17 time higher suicide rate than an average person.
[01:49:48]  Really?
[01:49:49]  Yep, 17.
[01:49:49]  One of the highest professions.
[01:49:51]  I think the highest, maybe.
[01:49:53]  Listen to what the Dalai Lama said.
[01:49:54]  If you're like, you know who he is, of course.
[01:49:57]  The Dalai Lama, which was, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered, Man.
[01:50:04]  Hang on, what?
[01:50:04]  Hang on, what, Asa?
[01:50:06]  You say something?
[01:50:07]  Oh, I thought you said something.
[01:50:08]  Sorry, sorry.
[01:50:09]  I'll start it again.
[01:50:09]  Yeah, okay.
[01:50:11]  You good?
[01:50:12]  Yeah.
[01:50:12]  Okay.
[01:50:13]  The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity, answered, Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
[01:50:23]  Then he sacrifices money to recoup his health.
[01:50:26]  And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present.
[01:50:31]  The result being that he does not live in the present or the future.
[01:50:36]  He lives as if he's never going to die and then dies having never really lived.
[01:50:42]  And I look at that, and that is why I get a positive I'm going to live life.
[01:50:47]  Whatever it is, it is.
[01:50:49]  Could be tomorrow.
[01:50:50]  Nobody knows.
[01:50:52]  And that's not morbid.
[01:50:54]  Please, I'm not being morbid.
[01:50:55]  It is what it is.
[01:50:56]  And I'm okay with it.
[01:50:59]  You know, you can't fight that.
[01:51:00]  Right.
[01:51:01]  And when you get older, it's tougher for younger people, young kids, and the whole work.
[01:51:05]  You know, my kids are 30s, 32, 33, and 27.
[01:51:08]  I have two grandkids, which I'm going to see them in January.
[01:51:12]  Yeah.
[01:51:12]  I'm actually going to New York for three weeks.
[01:51:14]  Oh, nice.

=== Hard Labor Deportation Tales (16:44) ===

[01:51:16]  Business, too, you know, like some shows and shit.
[01:51:18]  Yeah.
[01:51:19]  I mean, I see it in a lot of people I know, family members I know that have been wronged or hold resentment.
[01:51:25]  Oh, yeah.
[01:51:26]  For decades.
[01:51:27]  And they see Italians do that a lot.
[01:51:29]  When you do that.
[01:51:29]  I ain't talking to my cousin.
[01:51:31]  Over what?
[01:51:31]  He didn't show up at my daughter's wedding.
[01:51:33]  Yeah.
[01:51:33]  When you do that, like the moment you learn that holding on to resentment and hatred for other people, they're not going to suffer.
[01:51:41]  You're the only one that's going to suffer.
[01:51:43]  You're the only one that's affected by that.
[01:51:44]  So if somebody fucked you over 10 years ago or however long ago it was, and you keep thinking about it and fucking saying fuck that person.
[01:51:50]  It's eating you.
[01:51:51]  It's eating you, not them.
[01:51:52]  They don't even know you hate them.
[01:51:53]  They don't fucking care at all.
[01:51:54]  They don't know you hate them.
[01:51:55]  Right.
[01:51:55]  The moment you can let, realize, like, let go.
[01:51:57]  Truly let go.
[01:51:58]  Right.
[01:51:58]  Because I did not just say it.
[01:52:00]  It took me a while because it would sneak back in me.
[01:52:04]  Yeah.
[01:52:05]  I'd see somebody that, you know, and I hear it.
[01:52:06]  It's easier said than done.
[01:52:07]  To this day, I hear about abuses in prisons.
[01:52:10]  They just did a hearing I saw on TV yesterday where these women won money because they were being raped by these guards at this prison, a federal prison.
[01:52:20]  And they just found out out out of 29 female facilities, 17 facilities have raped people.
[01:52:27]  Guards at the facilities have raped people.
[01:52:29]  Wow.
[01:52:30]  Yeah, that's the guards.
[01:52:31]  It happens all the time.
[01:52:32]  Males or females?
[01:52:33]  Females, but it happens in males too.
[01:52:35]  I mean, it happens everywhere.
[01:52:37]  So, you know, listen, the worst case I've ever heard was a rape.
[01:52:43]  These two guys cut this kid's anus from the top.
[01:52:46]  It's in my book.
[01:52:47]  They cut his anus from the top of his anus to the bottom of his balls, screwed him with a razor blade, and then fucked him.
[01:52:54]  And the report said, inmate in his name, a guy worked every day.
[01:53:01]  I never slept past six o'clock in the morning, ever in prison.
[01:53:04]  You get up with your boots on or your shoes on because you don't know what the fuck, who you're pissed off, what's going to go on.
[01:53:09]  So you're ready.
[01:53:10]  And I'm in maximum security prison.
[01:53:11]  You got to remember, I'm not in those fucking little bullshit places.
[01:53:14]  I'm in a place where there's killers.
[01:53:15]  Someone once said to me, What do you think of that neighborhood?
[01:53:18]  I said, Good.
[01:53:18]  He goes, No, it's not.
[01:53:19]  I go, Listen, you want to live in my neighborhood where everybody was a fucking drug dealer, a hitman, a fucking mafia boss, or a fucking armed robber, shoot people?
[01:53:27]  We're all violent.
[01:53:28]  That's the neighborhood I lived in for fucking 12 years.
[01:53:31]  So what I told the kid, so I got up.
[01:53:35]  And we get up to go to, before your units call for chow, we're sitting around a silver, you know, stainless steel tables.
[01:53:41]  And a guy walks in from the, he worked in the medical, is what he did.
[01:53:45]  He was an orderly in the medical.
[01:53:47]  He came back, he goes, You guys got to read this.
[01:53:49]  He gave it to us.
[01:53:50]  It says, anus was cut with a sharp object from the top of the anus till the scrotum for so many inches.
[01:53:57]  And seminal fluid was found, transferred to the hospital.
[01:54:01]  No, no, no emergency.
[01:54:05]  He's not going to die.
[01:54:08]  It wasn't like a.
[01:54:09]  Life threatening.
[01:54:10]  Right.
[01:54:10]  Yeah.
[01:54:11]  Non life threatening.
[01:54:13]  I never saw him again, obviously.
[01:54:15]  It's funny because I hear the screams.
[01:54:17]  To this day, I can hear those screams.
[01:54:20]  And it's fucking, every girl I was with, they'd say, man, you've got some fucked up dreams, man.
[01:54:26]  And I'm sure I do.
[01:54:28]  And it's funny, talk about sex and try and make it.
[01:54:32]  That's the fun.
[01:54:32]  I touch under my fucking balls over that spot.
[01:54:35]  And that's a great spot, get a broad look in that fucking spot, whatever.
[01:54:39]  What, like the gooch?
[01:54:40]  Yeah, no, in between.
[01:54:41]  The taint.
[01:54:41]  Between your balls and your body.
[01:54:42]  Is it called the taint?
[01:54:43]  Yeah, I think it's called the gooch.
[01:54:44]  The gooch?
[01:54:45]  I thought it was a taint, but maybe I don't know.
[01:54:46]  It's a gooch.
[01:54:47]  Okay, I didn't know that.
[01:54:48]  I just learned something.
[01:54:49]  Yeah.
[01:54:49]  Wow.
[01:54:50]  Andy, how do you know that?
[01:54:51]  Because I watched a lot of CKY videos growing up.
[01:54:54]  What's CKY?
[01:54:56]  You never heard of CKY?
[01:54:59]  We're a different generation.
[01:55:00]  You do know that, right?
[01:55:01]  Yeah, we are.
[01:55:02]  But your kid might know about it.
[01:55:03]  Oh, I guarantee he knows.
[01:55:04]  He's your.
[01:55:05]  You want him to say anything?
[01:55:06]  It's a band.
[01:55:06]  It's a group of friends that lived in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
[01:55:10]  And they grew up making skits and skateboard videos, fucking around, doing crazy shit.
[01:55:15]  I'm sure he knows it.
[01:55:16]  And lighting themselves on fire and shitting on cars, shitting on each other.
[01:55:20]  Oh, you mean kind of like jackass shit?
[01:55:22]  That's how it evolved.
[01:55:23]  Jackass evolved out of CKY.
[01:55:25]  Yeah.
[01:55:26]  So Spike Jones saw.
[01:55:28]  See, you know, I have fucking rules in sex.
[01:55:30]  I only have three fucking rules.
[01:55:31]  Really?
[01:55:32]  I mean, literally three rules.
[01:55:33]  What are they?
[01:55:34]  No scat, which is shit.
[01:55:36]  Okay.
[01:55:37]  No blood.
[01:55:38]  Okay.
[01:55:39]  And no serious pain.
[01:55:41]  I don't mean spanking or something.
[01:55:42]  Those are good rules.
[01:55:43]  I won't be tied up.
[01:55:44]  I have my own shit.
[01:55:45]  Well, this wasn't, you know, CKY had nothing to do with like sex.
[01:55:47]  Oh, no.
[01:55:48]  I'm just saying, no.
[01:55:48]  I mean, but you got me disgusted when they said they shit on people.
[01:55:52]  I think that's just fucking disgusting.
[01:55:54]  Well, that's one.
[01:55:54]  Well, one of the funniest things.
[01:55:56]  Don't even tell me that.
[01:55:57]  He would like go, do it.
[01:55:59]  Like, so he would go to.
[01:55:59]  Fucking daddy, stop!
[01:56:03]  Please, please!
[01:56:04]  No.
[01:56:05]  You just made me watch fucking dick videos for the last 10 minutes.
[01:56:08]  I'm telling you a story about shit.
[01:56:09]  You have a problem.
[01:56:10]  We're going to try to get to your issue.
[01:56:12]  I don't have a problem.
[01:56:12]  What's my problem?
[01:56:14]  Why would that even bother you, anybody?
[01:56:16]  Hey, ask him.
[01:56:16]  What's his name?
[01:56:17]  Austin.
[01:56:18]  Austin.
[01:56:18]  Does that bother you?
[01:56:18]  I don't know.
[01:56:19]  It doesn't bother me.
[01:56:26]  I mean, it's nothing.
[01:56:27]  I mean, I think we've gotten so into this.
[01:56:30]  It's not bothering.
[01:56:31]  It's not bothering.
[01:56:31]  I mean, what's the big deal?
[01:56:32]  You see a dick.
[01:56:33]  It's just like, I don't like, I don't know, watching some guy fucking stick a needle in his dick.
[01:56:39]  You watch a great video of a girl dying coming out.
[01:56:41]  You ever watch facial videos?
[01:56:42]  It's not so much the dick.
[01:56:43]  It's watching a fucking guy sit there for 10 minutes sticking a needle into his dick.
[01:56:48]  He's teaching you.
[01:56:49]  Yeah, that's education.
[01:56:51]  I mean, so, anyways, so this guy.
[01:56:52]  I never actually saw that one.
[01:56:54]  They have another one with an animation with a dildo.
[01:56:59]  Oh, okay.
[01:56:59]  You know, like a real life like dildo, and they tell you where to put it.
[01:57:04]  And it's about the vein.
[01:57:05]  See, there's a cavernous.
[01:57:06]  You don't want to hit the veins.
[01:57:06]  Yeah.
[01:57:07]  No, and there's a cavernous in there.
[01:57:08]  See, on the top of the penis, you don't want because you got to go to the side and near the base because it's the cavernous, they call it.
[01:57:15]  There's the tubes that go up.
[01:57:17]  And that opens it up.
[01:57:19]  And did you know what closes it?
[01:57:20]  Like, I've taken the shot.
[01:57:21]  They give you a shot if you want it.
[01:57:23]  Right.
[01:57:23]  You buy it.
[01:57:24]  And I do.
[01:57:24]  I have the fucking antidotes in both the RV and at home.
[01:57:27]  Right.
[01:57:28]  It's actually what it is, it's pseudofed.
[01:57:30]  Oh, no way.
[01:57:31]  So it's the same active ingredient.
[01:57:32]  In fact, you can go to a pharmacist and tell them you need.
[01:57:36]  Four 30 milligrams of Sudafed.
[01:57:38]  Now you got to get them from the back of the counter because of the drugs, but they don't care.
[01:57:41]  I mean, you tell them what it's for, and they give you it, and that'll do it.
[01:57:44]  But okay, CKY.
[01:57:45]  So, anyways, I was talking about shit.
[01:57:46]  They don't think they actually shit on people.
[01:57:48]  They have skits where they like fake shit on people.
[01:57:50]  I don't know.
[01:57:50]  I just don't know.
[01:57:52]  He walks up to a Starbucks, like a cafe, right?
[01:57:54]  Where there's people sitting there having their coffee.
[01:57:56]  I like dummy squats.
[01:57:57]  No, he doesn't.
[01:57:58]  He puts his ass.
[01:58:00]  Well, first of all, he eats a bunch of fucking laxatives.
[01:58:03]  Then he puts his ass right up against the glass wall where people.
[01:58:06]  Or you're sitting there drinking their coffee, and he just takes a liquid shit all over the glass.
[01:58:11]  You know, if I was that neck guy, I'd go out and beat that motherfucker.
[01:58:15]  I swear to God, I would.
[01:58:17]  If I was with a friend or a girlfriend, my wife, or anybody, oh, you and I sitting there, I'd say, hold on, fucking dad.
[01:58:24]  I will get up and I will beat his ass so bad he'll never fucking do a video again.
[01:58:29]  I swear to God, I would have.
[01:58:31]  I swear to my children, I would have got up.
[01:58:33]  And you know what?
[01:58:34]  I beat him so fucking bad, I would have stuffed his face in the shit.
[01:58:38]  I just think it's, I don't do that to other people.
[01:58:40]  So, Bam Marjera, you heard of Bam Marjera?
[01:58:42]  No.
[01:58:42]  He's a skateboarder, like prankster.
[01:58:44]  And he would use to.
[01:58:45]  I could see you were a skateboarder.
[01:58:46]  He would fuck, yeah.
[01:58:47]  He would fuck with his parents, especially his dad.
[01:58:49]  So, what they would do, they would film it.
[01:58:51]  He would wake up in the middle of the night and he would walk into his parents' bedroom while they're sleeping in their bed and he would just pull his pants down and start pissing on his dad's head while he's in bed.
[01:59:00]  You're kidding?
[01:59:02]  It's just that I wouldn't do anything.
[01:59:03]  He'd be like, God damn it, bam.
[01:59:04]  And they're like, This is fucking real?
[01:59:06]  Yes, yes.
[01:59:06]  This is real.
[01:59:07]  It's real.
[01:59:07]  It's a video.
[01:59:08]  You watch it.
[01:59:08]  Download it.
[01:59:09]  CKY33333.
[01:59:10]  I grew up in a different era.
[01:59:12]  I'm not kidding you.
[01:59:14]  I have.
[01:59:15]  That's like, these videos are what inspired me to start making videos.
[01:59:18]  Yeah, but you know, see, that wouldn't.
[01:59:20]  That's where I got it.
[01:59:21]  Never inspired me.
[01:59:22]  That wouldn't, you know what it is.
[01:59:23]  I don't know.
[01:59:24]  I come from an era, obviously the mob era, respect era, but wild era, because I know a lot of everybody.
[01:59:32]  And I look at two things I respect everybody.
[01:59:37]  Danny, I respect 17 year olds, 16 year olds.
[01:59:40]  They're people, they're smart.
[01:59:42]  I actually had a big thing in Washington, D.C., where I fucking yelled at people at a big conference.
[01:59:46]  I was on a board of what they call the Weed and Seed Program.
[01:59:49]  It was a $40 million program the government gave to, what they would do is they'd go into a neighborhood.
[01:59:54]  Bad neighborhood.
[01:59:56]  The cops and prosecutors would weed out the fucking drug dealers and shit.
[01:59:59]  And they would seed things like my program and stuff like that to keep the neighborhood.
[02:00:03]  It's called the Weed and Seed Program.
[02:00:05]  Very successful program.
[02:00:07]  That's no more.
[02:00:08]  Of course, budget cuts.
[02:00:10]  Anyway, so my program is done there in Texas and other places.
[02:00:14]  And I was at the meeting and there's all these fucking bigwigs.
[02:00:19]  And I don't give a fuck.
[02:00:20]  You see the way I am anyway.
[02:00:22]  I talk the way I talk.
[02:00:23]  That's the end of it.
[02:00:23]  I don't give a shit.
[02:00:24]  That's why I podcast as well.
[02:00:25]  It's the real deal.
[02:00:26]  I don't give a fuck.
[02:00:27]  We have no cut, no edit.
[02:00:29]  The mailman walks in.
[02:00:30]  My mother walks in.
[02:00:31]  It's crazy.
[02:00:32]  The mailman's a star now.
[02:00:33]  You should see he's fucking got people.
[02:00:34]  Is he really?
[02:00:34]  Oh, man.
[02:00:35]  That's amazing.
[02:00:36]  Jamaican guy, too, from New York, a black guy.
[02:00:37]  Yeah, I saw your video you just did about, I don't know if that was on your YouTube channel, your podcast, but you did a video talking about the Brittany Griner, Victor Boot thing.
[02:00:45]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:00:45]  No, that was on my regular video.
[02:00:47]  Oh, okay.
[02:00:47]  That was great.
[02:00:48]  Because I didn't know.
[02:00:49]  I learned a lot watching that, actually.
[02:00:51]  A lot of people are loving that video.
[02:00:52]  I didn't know that.
[02:00:53]  About the other guy six months.
[02:00:55]  No, no.
[02:00:56]  They released her and like a couple other people.
[02:00:58]  No, one other person that, no, they deported one other.
[02:01:01]  Person.
[02:01:01]  They deported him.
[02:01:02]  That means, like, get out of our car.
[02:01:04]  We deport people.
[02:01:04]  Well, he's free, right?
[02:01:05]  No, the other person was deported.
[02:01:07]  Like, you know, we have people in INS.
[02:01:08]  People from Russia.
[02:01:09]  Right, I said, but we have people in INS that we deport to whatever country.
[02:01:13]  Oh, gotcha.
[02:01:14]  They deported him.
[02:01:14]  It wasn't a crime.
[02:01:15]  They would deport him.
[02:01:16]  They're illegal, whatever person.
[02:01:18]  The one that got me mad is there's a guy in there who, a teacher, who got 14 years hard labor.
[02:01:25]  Hard labor, 14 years.
[02:01:27]  And six months before Brittany Griner, in August of 2021, Brittany Griner was arrested in February of 2022.
[02:01:35]  Now, that guy got hard labor for 14 years for marijuana, 17 grams of marijuana.
[02:01:41]  She had hashish.
[02:01:42]  She just had vape oil.
[02:01:44]  It was hash, is when they tested it, is what everybody's saying.
[02:01:47]  And she admitted to that.
[02:01:49]  Whatever, it doesn't matter.
[02:01:50]  It's one of those cartridges.
[02:01:52]  You know, they smoke.
[02:01:52]  My point is it must have been a hash or whatever it is.
[02:01:56]  It doesn't matter.
[02:01:58]  Because the drug doesn't matter to me.
[02:02:00]  But why get her out without getting him out first?
[02:02:05]  He was there longer just because he's a teacher and she's a fucking basketball player or a lesbian basketball player.
[02:02:11]  I have nothing against anybody.
[02:02:12]  I have zero prejudice in me, Danny.
[02:02:14]  If there's one thing I don't have, it's zero prejudice.
[02:02:17]  I just don't.
[02:02:18]  I grew up with the, my parents give, that's the best gift they've ever given me.
[02:02:24]  So they let Fogel out?
[02:02:26]  They deported him?
[02:02:26]  No, So where's Mark Fogel now?
[02:02:29]  Mark Fogel's in prison in hard labor.
[02:02:32]  Still there.
[02:02:32]  Six months before to teach American teachers.
[02:02:34]  Mark Fogel is an American teacher who is being detained in Russia under similar circumstances to Ms. Griner.
[02:02:39]  Mr. Fogel suffers from severe medical conditions and his family feels he will not survive his 14 year sentence in a hard labor camp.
[02:02:45]  The Biden administration and the nation cannot forget about Mark.
[02:02:48]  Like Miss Griner and others, Mark deserves to see.
[02:02:51]  He should have been free before her.
[02:02:54]  Now keep going.
[02:02:55]  I think you'll read it.
[02:02:55]  Maybe it'll be there.
[02:02:57]  No, you got to go to the case itself.
[02:02:59]  Oh, you got to read about the fucking guy we gave him away.
[02:03:02]  But I don't know about Victor Boot.
[02:03:04]  Yeah, but no, Victor Boot was a conspiracy.
[02:03:06]  I don't believe in a conspiracy law.
[02:03:09]  I think Victor Boot was just a gun runner, just like all the other gun runners.
[02:03:12]  He was just trying to make money.
[02:03:13]  Exactly.
[02:03:13]  Those people were going to get those weapons.
[02:03:15]  Absolutely.
[02:03:16]  And you know what?
[02:03:16]  They vilified him to the biggest degree.
[02:03:18]  That's what it is the country does.
[02:03:20]  They did it to fucking Manuel Noriega.
[02:03:22]  They did it to Manuel Noriega.
[02:03:24]  Right.
[02:03:25]  I mean, they made him a drug dealer.
[02:03:26]  They go to Panama, pick him up, and put him in prison here.
[02:03:29]  Yeah, just because he was supplying guns to.
[02:03:31]  What did we do in Iran?
[02:03:33]  Contra.
[02:03:34]  What did we do?
[02:03:34]  Why didn't they come and get Reagan?
[02:03:36]  Exactly.
[02:03:37]  Yeah, it's the same thing.
[02:03:38]  Because we're the big bully on the block.
[02:03:40]  Right, right.
[02:03:41]  But anyway, with that case, I did a video, and everybody's contacting me.
[02:03:46]  They made Victor Boot, that movie Lord of War was based off him, right?
[02:03:50]  Nick Cage was supposed to be Victor Boot.
[02:03:51]  Yes, yes, yes.
[02:03:53]  Exactly right.
[02:03:53]  Do you know who Rude Jude is?
[02:03:56]  I've heard of Rude Jude.
[02:03:57]  He's fucking great.
[02:03:59]  We've become real close friends.
[02:04:00]  He comes down here.
[02:04:01]  Remind me who.
[02:04:02]  Rude Jude is a Sirius XM.
[02:04:04]  He's like, I got a big show.
[02:04:06]  He got his start.
[02:04:08]  He's 10 years older than you.
[02:04:10]  I think he's 45.
[02:04:12]  He's been on Sirius 20 years.
[02:04:13]  He's like very big on Sirius and like behind Howard.
[02:04:17]  He does a talk thing four to seven at nights on Sirius XM 45 with the Shade channel.
[02:04:24]  You know, XM Shade, whatever.
[02:04:27]  Eminem's channel.
[02:04:28]  Right.
[02:04:28]  So.
[02:04:30]  What a fucking great guy, boy.
[02:04:32]  Great guy.
[02:04:33]  And I love him because him and I sat and talked for hours.
[02:04:35]  See, no Victor Boot?
[02:04:36]  No, we were talking about that.
[02:04:38]  We were just talking about it because he texted me last night and he goes, Fucking hey, Larry, I'm glad you did that video.
[02:04:43]  He goes, Because he knows I do things that are out of.
[02:04:48]  Of course, you know, a lot of shit I do sometimes don't get monetized.
[02:04:51]  That's why the YouTube channel, the real deal YouTube channel, I don't worry about.
[02:04:55]  Yeah.
[02:04:56]  I don't worry about it because I got sponsors for the show.
[02:04:59]  I don't care about the monetization there.
[02:05:03]  Now, the other one.
[02:05:04]  At one point, almost five or 1.4 some odd million, 1.43 or something like that.
[02:05:09]  I don't know.
[02:05:11]  Well, the crazy thing about the whole Britney Griner thing, the most fucked up thing, which we were all over the place because it was something cool.
[02:05:19]  Everyone's, yeah, we've been all over the place.
[02:05:21]  I'm always like that.
[02:05:23]  The thing with her is that, which a lot of people have pointed out already, is that we went to such a crazy length, such a crazy degree to get her back from Russia for a weed charge.
[02:05:36]  Yeah, we have tens of thousands of people locked up in the United States for weed charges.
[02:05:40]  Absolutely.
[02:05:41]  Not only that.
[02:05:41]  Sitting in prison right now.
[02:05:43]  100% correct.
[02:05:45]  I had, I was on, he had a life sentence, Randy Lanier, that guy who was on my show.
[02:05:51]  And he got out after 27 years.
[02:05:53]  Who is he?
[02:05:53]  Randy Lanier was the biggest, one of the biggest pot deals in the world.
[02:05:56]  Oh, they, we talked about him.
[02:05:57]  Yeah, they did a movie about him.
[02:05:59]  Weed.
[02:05:59]  So you got to watch it.
[02:06:00]  So everybody should watch it on Netflix.
[02:06:02]  And he ended up becoming rookie of the year.
[02:06:03]  He funded his whole fucking IndyCar team with pot.
[02:06:08]  He was from South Florida.
[02:06:10]  Didn't know.
[02:06:10]  Just like the speedboat racers in Miami.
[02:06:12]  Right.
[02:06:13]  He knew the ball.
[02:06:13]  Right, right, right.
[02:06:14]  So, yeah, that's Randy right there.
[02:06:16]  And he was on my show, but him and I were in the same prisons.
[02:06:19]  Not together.
[02:06:20]  It was funny.
[02:06:20]  Oh, I've seen this guy.
[02:06:23]  I've seen this guy.
[02:06:24]  So, Randy and I were in the same prison.
[02:06:26]  We know the same exact people.
[02:06:28]  So, I did a show with him, and there were a bunch of people there.
[02:06:31]  Because I have a couch in my show, like you do, but a bigger couch.
[02:06:34]  And people could come and watch.
[02:06:36]  We have sometimes fans want to come and watch.
[02:06:37]  You got people fucking in the background while you're recording the podcast?
[02:06:39]  Nah, I don't let them do it.
[02:06:40]  They could jerk off, but they can't fuck.
[02:06:41]  No, no, no.
[02:06:42]  So, it'll come watch.
[02:06:43]  I'm saying they.
[02:06:43]  We even have a mic at the, at the couch, in case you want to do stuff with them.
[02:06:47]  But uh, so we had a lot of people.
[02:06:49]  People said when you and him, like Randy and I, it was a great, great video he said, they said when you and him was talking about prison, you two were fucking like two guys just talking about old friends in the pro joint.
[02:07:03]  You guys forgot the mics were there.
[02:07:05]  You fucking did everything.
[02:07:06]  Yeah, just bullshit and bullshit.
[02:07:08]  And we did you know, and uh, why was that?
[02:07:10]  Why is that?
[02:07:11]  How are you because we know the same people, just because you guys are From the same environment?
[02:07:15]  We know he talked about doing acid in prison.
[02:07:16]  I used to do a lot of acid in prison.
[02:07:18]  That's where I flew out of the prison.
[02:07:19]  I told you stuff.
[02:07:21]  So he tells the whole story on my podcast how he did 10 hits or 12 by accident and he won't do it again.
[02:07:26]  How many years total did you do in prison?
[02:07:28]  12, 11, and 12.
[02:07:29]  Did 11.
[02:07:30]  Yeah, my sentence was four 12 year sentences, but they ran them concurrent, not consecutive.
[02:07:36]  Would you say there was any good you got out of it?
[02:07:40]  Was there any benefit, anything that you got out of that 12 years that benefited you, that made you better?
[02:07:45]  Oh, absolutely.
[02:07:46]  Patience.
[02:07:49]  Yeah, I mean, I did the law work for 10 years, you know, that too.
[02:07:53]  I got a law degree in prison.
[02:07:55]  But I'm a paralegal.
[02:07:57]  I can't be a lawyer because I'm a felon.
[02:07:59]  I'm a convicted felon.

=== Prison Acid Confessions (12:04) ===

[02:08:00]  I have the credits.
[02:08:02]  I did law.
[02:08:03]  I was very good at the law.
[02:08:04]  10 years, fucking won cases, sued the government for jerking off, and they stopped putting people in the prison for jerking off.
[02:08:11]  So, and people look that case up all the time and they go, fucking Larry!
[02:08:16]  I sued the Attorney General of the United States.
[02:08:18]  Because he's ultimately the head of the Bureau of Prisons and the Bureau of Prisons, Harley Lappin, I think it was.
[02:08:23]  Anyway, I was very good at what they call the CFR, Code of Federal Regulations, and knowing what they can and can't do and how they come down from law.
[02:08:31]  But anyway, patience, because when I was in the hall and I'm filing lawsuits, you have to wait 30 days, it goes out, gets there.
[02:08:40]  They have 30 days to answer it, and they wait for 30 days.
[02:08:44]  Then you get it in, you have to go back.
[02:08:46]  So you learn patience and what to do in between.
[02:08:49]  And I think they make that as a mistake.
[02:08:51]  Because you study so much that you end up finding shit.
[02:08:54]  I remember finding shit in, you know, what do they call it?
[02:08:57]  The ninth hour, the last hour.
[02:08:59]  And it was months, and I fucking was studying and fucking studying.
[02:09:04]  We used to do what they call shepherdizing.
[02:09:06]  Shepherdizing in the law is when you're matching case for case and where are they relevant to each other.
[02:09:11]  Well, back when I did it, shepherdizing is the word.
[02:09:14]  You had to do it by hand.
[02:09:15]  You had to go to the law library and get a book from this fucking case law in fucking California, this one.
[02:09:21]  Today, Computers.
[02:09:23]  Right.
[02:09:24]  You know, so it was a big difference.
[02:09:26]  And I loved the law because I helped a lot of people.
[02:09:29]  I always had a love of helping people.
[02:09:31]  I did.
[02:09:32]  Even when I was a gangster, I fucking threw parties for people.
[02:09:35]  I did stuff.
[02:09:36]  Yeah.
[02:09:37]  And, you know, as I get older, like I said, I'm doing that thing with the college students.
[02:09:40]  It's up there.
[02:09:41]  And they're so, I'm not college students, the high school students, they're so stoked.
[02:09:46]  I had them on the show yesterday, a Monday.
[02:09:48]  They were fucking, I mean, excited.
[02:09:51]  What accomplished young people, kids 70, honor society, this society, this fucking math team, this shit.
[02:09:57]  I mean, one kid going to baseball college, shipping his own arm.
[02:10:01]  All these kids, I asked the teacher, his name's Kelly.
[02:10:05]  I said, Kelly, let's get the kids on.
[02:10:09]  You want to open your school up to the media and stuff?
[02:10:11]  Sure enough, they did.
[02:10:12]  Of course, it did.
[02:10:13]  You're going to laugh at this, too.
[02:10:15]  I hope they don't hear it.
[02:10:18]  The superintendent, the principal, I guess, was on the call.
[02:10:22]  I didn't know that.
[02:10:23]  But we had them film themselves.
[02:10:25]  So then they sent the film to us, and my editor took care of it from there.
[02:10:29]  So, I'm joking with them because I fall into these things.
[02:10:34]  I get into rabbit holes and I study.
[02:10:36]  I don't just take them lightly.
[02:10:38]  So, I looked up the school, what the truancy rate, all the crime rate, who to play, everything in the whole area.
[02:10:44]  And they have a high truancy rate.
[02:10:46]  So, joking around, I said, All right, we're ready for the show.
[02:10:48]  It's the 20th.
[02:10:49]  It's Tuesday.
[02:10:50]  I said, You know, when your superintendent comes on, I'm going to yell at him about this truancy shit, you know.
[02:10:56]  And I started laughing or something.
[02:10:57]  The principal, I mentioned something to this lady, I think, saying, You know, we've got to worry about it.
[02:11:03]  What is he going to do?
[02:11:04]  Talk to the superintendent like that.
[02:11:06]  These fucking people, you know, I.
[02:11:09]  I look at that shit though, because when I speak at any school or anywhere, I speak at community centers, I speak in court systems.
[02:11:16]  I tell them two things.
[02:11:18]  You get me.
[02:11:19]  Don't ask me to fucking not curse or don't do something.
[02:11:23]  I respect everybody, totally respect everybody.
[02:11:28]  But do I use the word fuck?
[02:11:30]  Yes, I actually sometimes use it on purpose.
[02:11:33]  I mean, I've been to Congress and never used the word once, but I do use it sometimes to highlight some, emphasize some, especially with young people.
[02:11:42]  Case in fact, when I first got out of prison, I talked to a kid.
[02:11:45]  That's how I thought my whole program started.
[02:11:48]  And I sat down with the kid because his dad was a golf pro.
[02:11:52]  I think I told this story.
[02:11:53]  He's a golf pro.
[02:11:54]  And he said, Larry, I need a favor.
[02:11:56]  I said, What the fuck?
[02:11:56]  You want me to break somebody's legs?
[02:11:57]  Leave me the fuck alone.
[02:11:58]  No, no, I'm sorry.
[02:12:00]  I'm sorry.
[02:12:00]  He goes, I caught my 16 year old smoking weed and he said, Fuck you, dad.
[02:12:03]  Where have you ever been?
[02:12:04]  I said, Your kid told you that?
[02:12:07]  Let me talk to him.
[02:12:08]  I have pictures of me in prison with gang members and fucking murderers and mobs.
[02:12:14]  And so what I do is, uh, I take the pictures to him.
[02:12:18]  He had a, in the East Coast there, he had a nice gazebo in the back.
[02:12:21]  We sit down, have a quick beer.
[02:12:24]  And then I go, when he goes, he's inside.
[02:12:27]  He goes, you're a big kid, but I was a big, you know, especially getting out of prison.
[02:12:30]  You know, you just don't realize how intimidating you are.
[02:12:33]  You still got that fucking walk, the fucking, right?
[02:12:36]  You know, the eyes, the fucking.
[02:12:38]  I walked up to the kid and the kid looked at me and I go, you told your, this is how I emphasize the curse words.
[02:12:42]  That's it.
[02:12:43]  I said, you told your father where the fuck he's been?
[02:12:47]  Let me show you where the fuck I just came from.
[02:12:50]  And sat down, didn't use one curse word.
[02:12:53]  Fucking two hours, and you saw the kids' fucking wheels turning.
[02:12:56]  You saw them looking, demeanor, everything.
[02:13:00]  And then I went back.
[02:13:01]  I said, Let me know how it goes.
[02:13:03]  You know, the father calls me two weeks later, week and a half later.
[02:13:06]  He goes, Larry, I don't give a fuck what you do at law.
[02:13:08]  He goes, You got to keep working.
[02:13:09]  My kid said, Dad, I don't want to go with that man.
[02:13:11]  Went, I, I, I, he's doing great.
[02:13:13]  The kid was 17 now.
[02:13:14]  He's like 30.
[02:13:15]  This is 14 years ago, 15.
[02:13:17]  Wow.
[02:13:17]  He's doing good, married, college.
[02:13:20]  He goes, You've changed his life.
[02:13:22]  I mean, and it's because sometimes kids, I treat kids like adults.
[02:13:28]  I don't mean, you know, obviously, you know, you can't totally, but I treat kids the way they deserve to be.
[02:13:33]  Yeah, they deserve to be.
[02:13:35]  I bring my program, Danny, down to them, and then I bring them up.
[02:13:41]  Right.
[02:13:41]  Because the program is built in four parts it's my life, what prison is really like, not the bullshit you see on TV, what you're going to lose, and that's your family, your, your, your, Money, family, girlfriend, anything.
[02:13:54]  I don't give a fuck what it is.
[02:13:55]  It doesn't matter.
[02:13:56]  And then the last one is avoiding and dissolving bad associations.
[02:13:59]  How do you get away from those kids?
[02:14:01]  And a lot of people, I give them one, I give parents a drill.
[02:14:06]  And the kids is the easy one is I say, you know, listen, you're going to go out tonight.
[02:14:11]  And they go, yeah.
[02:14:12]  I don't care if I'm 20 years old, whatever.
[02:14:14]  I said, you don't want to go say, man, I ain't getting in your car because I heard this, you know, Larry Lawton talk.
[02:14:19]  No, who gives a fuck about Larry Lawton?
[02:14:22]  But you know there's drugs in the car, Oxies, because I've had this case happen.
[02:14:26]  You know, there's drugs in the car.
[02:14:29]  Car gets lit up.
[02:14:30]  The guy who's got the drugs, what does he do?
[02:14:31]  He sticks it between the seat of the car.
[02:14:33]  Guy, driver didn't know.
[02:14:35]  Cops look to the car.
[02:14:36]  Yeah, everyone's out of the car already.
[02:14:39]  They find the drugs.
[02:14:40]  Nobody claimed them.
[02:14:42]  Nobody.
[02:14:43]  They all go to jail.
[02:14:44]  They all go to jail.
[02:14:44]  It's called constructive possession of a narcotic or whatever, or firearm.
[02:14:48]  That actually happened before the cop will go around to every single person and say, Hey, who is it?
[02:14:52]  Yeah, of course they do that.
[02:14:53]  So, anyway, I told kids, Listen, don't get in a car with a gun.
[02:14:58]  A kid with a gun or something's going to happen.
[02:15:00]  I said, Here's what you do you go up to them and say, Listen, man, I got to go to Texas Broad.
[02:15:05]  Maybe I'll get lucky.
[02:15:06]  I don't know.
[02:15:07]  Just go ahead and you go.
[02:15:08]  And they're going to go.
[02:15:10]  And you call your mother, your father, your good friend, and say, Listen, I need a ride.
[02:15:14]  If you didn't already have a Uber money, you just need a ride.
[02:15:17]  They'll come get you, and I'll bet money they don't say a fucking word.
[02:15:21]  You tell them, I didn't want to get in a car with these kids with drugs or a gun or something.
[02:15:25]  And don't say a word.
[02:15:25]  You're going to say who they are.
[02:15:26]  You don't want your rat, none of that shit.
[02:15:28]  But you know what?
[02:15:30]  Well, I do that all the time.
[02:15:32]  And I had a kid call me six months later.
[02:15:35]  I remember him.
[02:15:36]  He goes, Mr. Lawton, you saved my life.
[02:15:39]  I was in a car.
[02:15:40]  And I got out and then I didn't get back in because it kept eating at me.
[02:15:44]  And we went to a 7 Eleven and it kept eating at me, knowing that they and it was Oxycontin, you know, pills were big back then.
[02:15:53]  And he goes, and they got busted, the whole car got busted, and they had more than just that and any other shit.
[02:16:00]  And the kid was home and he fucking says, I'll never in my life forget you.
[02:16:06]  And I love that because listen, if one person, man, yeah, I had a guy teach me the other day, he was on here, he said he was driving 50 keys.
[02:16:14]  From Oregon to LA, he got pulled over on the highway, and the guy's like, What are you doing?
[02:16:21]  No, weed.
[02:16:22]  And the cop's like, Who fucking counts weed and fucking keys?
[02:16:25]  I don't know.
[02:16:25]  Pounds.
[02:16:26]  I used to fucking pound bales, 50 pound bales.
[02:16:29]  I don't know.
[02:16:30]  It was 50 pounds.
[02:16:31]  Keys is Coke, you know, 2.2.
[02:16:32]  Maybe it was pounds.
[02:16:33]  I don't remember what it was.
[02:16:34]  2.2 pounds.
[02:16:35]  It was 50 something.
[02:16:36]  50 bricks.
[02:16:37]  50 bricks.
[02:16:38]  50 bricks is Coke.
[02:16:39]  Okay.
[02:16:40]  And he was driving back, and the cop pulled him over, and he's like, What are you doing?
[02:16:43]  He's like, Oh, officer, I'm out here.
[02:16:45]  He put.
[02:16:46]  I'm fucking the story up.
[02:16:48]  He already had a sticker on the back of his car for the Marines or whatever.
[02:16:52]  He's like, Where are you going, sir?
[02:16:53]  He's like, Where are you stationed?
[02:16:55]  He's like, What's your whatever?
[02:16:57]  MOS.
[02:16:57]  I'm on my way to enlist right now, sir.
[02:16:59]  He's like, Good luck, soldier.
[02:17:01]  And he let him go.
[02:17:02]  Yeah.
[02:17:03]  Just lie like you're fucking the Marines or you're going to enlist.
[02:17:06]  Hang on.
[02:17:06]  Let's hold that thought.
[02:17:07]  I got pissed.
[02:17:08]  There you go.
[02:17:08]  Kareel says, Can I take a picture?
[02:17:12]  I said, No.
[02:17:13]  He respected it.
[02:17:15]  Totally fucking respected.
[02:17:16]  Really?
[02:17:16]  Totally.
[02:17:17]  He said, okay, shut him down.
[02:17:18]  Because, you know, we both had camera people there.
[02:17:20]  I had my guy there.
[02:17:21]  Okay.
[02:17:21]  All right.
[02:17:22]  We're back from our bathroom break now.
[02:17:23]  We were just talking shit.
[02:17:24]  Back from pissing and jerking off.
[02:17:25]  What the fuck?
[02:17:26]  You know, I was going to go in the bathroom and fuck with you.
[02:17:28]  I told fucking Austin, I said, I should go in the fucking bathroom.
[02:17:31]  Just whip out my fucking dick and fuck with you.
[02:17:34]  Because you're paranoid about dicks or something.
[02:17:36]  I'm not paranoid about dicks.
[02:17:37]  All right.
[02:17:38]  Not paranoid, but okay.
[02:17:39]  I got nothing wrong with dicks.
[02:17:40]  I hope not.
[02:17:42]  Fuck.
[02:17:42]  They're part of fucking what we need.
[02:17:44]  Oh, yeah.
[02:17:45]  I heard a story.
[02:17:46]  So you.
[02:17:47]  Fucking smuggled like a knife in your ass while you were crazy.
[02:17:51]  That's the funniest video.
[02:17:52]  If anybody wants to go look at a video, I'll pull this up.
[02:17:56]  Austin, right?
[02:17:57]  Austin, pull up, just Google Brooke Baldwin suitcasing.
[02:18:05]  Suitcasing.
[02:18:05]  I was on Jimmy Fallon that night.
[02:18:07]  You were on Jimmy Fallon?
[02:18:08]  Yeah, not sitting there.
[02:18:10]  He used my whole clip.
[02:18:11]  Oh, man.
[02:18:11]  And he says, he plays this clip you're going to see.
[02:18:14]  And he goes, this reporter asked the wrong guy the wrong question.
[02:18:19]  Watch your face.
[02:18:20]  You got to open it up.
[02:18:22]  Yeah, watch it.
[02:18:22]  Watch her face.
[02:18:23]  Full screen it.
[02:18:23]  Yeah.
[02:18:24]  Yeah.
[02:18:24]  Watch this.
[02:18:25]  It is fucking hilarious.
[02:18:27]  I know Brooke.
[02:18:28]  She's a good girl, too.
[02:18:29]  She talked about how they can get things through prison.
[02:18:32]  And it's pretty easy, Brooke, to get like even a saw blade through security checkpoints and stuff of that nature.
[02:18:39]  How is it easy to get a saw through a maximum security prison?
[02:18:45]  Well, it depends on the size, of course.
[02:18:47]  But if it's a saw blade, say this long, and you're going to get it through, there's something called, and I'm going to show your audience, it's called suitcasing something.
[02:18:55]  It's actually hiding something in your rectum.
[02:18:57]  And it's not like you stick a saw blade there.
[02:18:59]  You actually take a toothbrush holder, Brooke, and they put the saw blade in the toothbrush holder.
[02:19:06]  And you can get through three metal detectors.
[02:19:09]  It happens quite often.
[02:19:10]  I mean, your metal detector would go off, but then when it goes off, the guards will strip search you and they don't find anything.
[02:19:16]  They don't know if you have a bullet in you or a knee, and the lines are backing up.
[02:19:20]  And they let you go through.
[02:19:23]  Rude Jude and All Outs join.
[02:19:25]  What does that say?
[02:19:26]  Rude Jude and All Outs join Larry Law.
[02:19:28]  What is it?
[02:19:30]  Oh.
[02:19:31]  Yeah.
[02:19:31]  Yeah.
[02:19:31]  He came on a video.
[02:19:32]  I did that in my RV.
[02:19:33]  I was on the road.
[02:19:34]  So when they strip search you, don't they check your asshole?
[02:19:37]  Yeah, it's in your ass.
[02:19:38]  Don't they jam a finger up there?
[02:19:40]  Oh, no, You can't do that.
[02:19:41]  That's called a cavity search.
[02:19:43]  Yeah, you can't do that.
[02:19:43]  So they don't do the cavity search.
[02:19:46]  How they do it if they suspect you have something, they'll put you in a dry cell.
[02:19:50]  They'll make you stay in a cell with no water, nothing, nothing, concrete, nothing, and make you shit twice.
[02:19:56]  Like if they think you swallowed something during the visit, like balloons of drugs.
[02:20:00]  They'll bring you into a dry cell and then you shit in a bucket.

=== Cavity Search Balloons (04:08) ===

[02:20:05]  And I've seen guys try to eat it and try to get it again.
[02:20:08]  You know, open it up, eat it, and fucking shit.
[02:20:11]  Because if it's weed, you can do it.
[02:20:12]  I would never do that.
[02:20:13]  I would never put somebody at jeopardy to do that.
[02:20:15]  I mean, they do it with hookers.
[02:20:16]  I can't believe they banned cigarettes.
[02:20:18]  Oh my God.
[02:20:18]  Do you know what a carton of cigarettes is called?
[02:20:20]  $2,000 for one carton of cigarettes in prison.
[02:20:23]  When did they ban that?
[02:20:25]  I was in prison when they started banning them.
[02:20:27]  Yes.
[02:20:27]  So it had to be about, I got out in 07.
[02:20:31]  So it was about 2005.
[02:20:34]  What was the reason?
[02:20:35]  What was their logic for banning cigarettes?
[02:20:37]  And it was the stupidest fucking thing in the world because they don't feed you right.
[02:20:40]  They don't.
[02:20:40]  They don't have any metal, Katie.
[02:20:42]  Don't give a fuck.
[02:20:43]  You know, don't even get me on this whole fucking shit.
[02:20:46]  It was 2006.
[02:20:47]  Man, I'm pretty good.
[02:20:49]  Yeah, you are really good.
[02:20:50]  So I'll say, man, pretty decent memory.
[02:20:51]  If I'm in prison, I'm 99% going to start smoking cigarettes.
[02:20:55]  Did you smoke ever?
[02:20:56]  Never.
[02:20:57]  I mean, I've smoked cigarettes.
[02:20:58]  Did you know I never smoked a cigarette in my life?
[02:20:59]  Really?
[02:21:00]  Not one.
[02:21:00]  You're not missing much.
[02:21:01]  And I smoke cigars since I was, my grandfather caught us stealing his optimal bullshit cigars when we were kids.
[02:21:07]  Yeah.
[02:21:07]  I was about 70.
[02:21:08]  I don't know, whatever the fuck it was.
[02:21:10]  He made my brother and I sit down at a table, smoke it.
[02:21:14]  My brother pukes.
[02:21:15]  I liked it.
[02:21:16]  Huh.
[02:21:16]  It's been smoking 40 years.
[02:21:20]  I smoke cigars only when I'm playing golf.
[02:21:23]  Oh, always.
[02:21:23]  I have to have a cigar at golf course.
[02:21:25]  That's a good cigar, too.
[02:21:27]  And when I say, I mean, that's a $10, $10.50 cigar because we sell them for $2.10 a box.
[02:21:31]  Yeah.
[02:21:32]  One box is $2.10, one box is $2.20, others $2.40, and they're going because the box is cool as shit, too.
[02:21:38]  The box is badass.
[02:21:39]  Yeah.
[02:21:40]  But the cigars.
[02:21:41]  Thank you for giving me this.
[02:21:42]  Yeah, but the cigar is very good.
[02:21:44]  I'm not just saying that.
[02:21:45]  Everybody who's a cigar aficionado, But I've been smoking for 20 years.
[02:21:48]  I knew what I liked.
[02:21:49]  What a process to do it.
[02:21:51]  You fucking, they come, I'm going to leave his headquarters.
[02:21:54]  I only deal with the CEO, the COO, head of sales, and just great guys.
[02:21:58]  Great guys.
[02:21:59]  The guy's name, Corey, is the CEO.
[02:22:01]  And then Fidel is the second in charge.
[02:22:04]  And then you got Bernie and Albert Sosa.
[02:22:06]  Great guys.
[02:22:07]  So they got a lounge at the headquarters.
[02:22:10]  They got a 40,000 square foot headquarters in Miami.
[02:22:13]  Next year, they're moving to 70,000 square feet.
[02:22:16]  Wow.
[02:22:17]  Yeah.
[02:22:17]  Third largest company in the world.
[02:22:19]  So, anyway, we're sitting in the lounge.
[02:22:21]  They have a lot.
[02:22:22]  So, whenever we go down, we have meetings in the lounge, you have wine, whatever, and all cigars are all around the whole fucking place.
[02:22:27]  And you smoke.
[02:22:28]  That's all you do.
[02:22:28]  You smoke in there.
[02:22:29]  And it's like lounge chairs.
[02:22:30]  You're like in a lounge.
[02:22:31]  Yeah.
[02:22:32]  And we have a, and we get things done.
[02:22:33]  You know, I mean, I got to figure out a way we could smoke in this place.
[02:22:36]  Oh, it'd be great.
[02:22:37]  What about that?
[02:22:38]  Leave that open.
[02:22:39]  Don't they make some shit?
[02:22:40]  No, I have it.
[02:22:40]  I smoke in my office.
[02:22:41]  But don't they make some sort of contraption that you can connect to your AC that, like, stops the smoke from going around?
[02:22:48]  They have smoke eaters.
[02:22:49]  I have one in my yard.
[02:22:49]  Yeah, it's called a smoke eater.
[02:22:51]  No, well, it's, mine costs $500, but it's a, uh, uh, I need to get something like that so we can start smoke.
[02:22:57]  Yeah, cause you have a first movie of an exit there, right?
[02:22:59]  Yeah.
[02:23:00]  Why don't you leave that open?
[02:23:01]  It'll get hot as fuck in here.
[02:23:02]  Nah, dude.
[02:23:03]  Especially when this comes.
[02:23:04]  Yeah, but there's people that work in this building.
[02:23:06]  If I start smoking cigars, you're going to start choking down cigars.
[02:23:08]  If you put a fan right there, heading that way with the door open, now I got noise.
[02:23:13]  We've got a fucking audio show with a fan blowing.
[02:23:15]  Sometimes it's the coolest shit.
[02:23:17]  You know, when I do my show from the RV, people love it.
[02:23:20]  Yeah.
[02:23:20]  You know, I do that.
[02:23:21]  No, yeah.
[02:23:21]  It makes it definitely unique.
[02:23:22]  It's different.
[02:23:23]  It makes it unique.
[02:23:23]  I'm trying to, I always try to do little things different.
[02:23:26]  I just do that.
[02:23:27]  I did a video that's going out.
[02:23:28]  What is today?
[02:23:29]  Wednesday?
[02:23:29]  Wednesday.
[02:23:30]  I got a video going out tomorrow on the guy, do you know NWC Melly?
[02:23:36]  The rapper in Fort Lauderdale is in custody for killing two friends.
[02:23:40]  And it's a big thing in the rap community.
[02:23:42]  Is this your phone?
[02:23:43]  This is my phone.
[02:23:44]  This is my phone.
[02:23:44]  This is mine.
[02:23:46]  And anyway, he's in the, and I did a video about that, but I did the video in a different room.
[02:23:52]  I like to do things like that.
[02:23:54]  I like to try to change things up, you know, and I think I got to do more of it.
[02:23:58]  That's why I don't mind traveling.
[02:23:59]  I got my camera in my car.
[02:24:00]  I mean, the RV.
[02:24:01]  I might do a video on the way home.
[02:24:02]  That's perfect.
[02:24:03]  I'll fucking see something that I like, a fucking truck driver, interview a truck driver, you know.
[02:24:08]  You got to come on my show.
[02:24:10]  Yeah, I'd love to.
[02:24:10]  Yeah.
[02:24:11]  I love.
[02:24:11]  Do you ever come to the East Coast?

=== Vero Bike Helmet Laws (04:02) ===

[02:24:13]  I grew up going to the East Coast multiple times.
[02:24:15]  Surfer?
[02:24:16]  Were you a surfer?
[02:24:17]  Yeah.
[02:24:17]  I skipped school.
[02:24:18]  When I was in high school, I would skip a minimum of two days a week to go over to Melbourne to surf.
[02:24:23]  You know, that's the surfing capital of the United States.
[02:24:25]  Oh, yeah.
[02:24:25]  That's where Kelly Slater's from.
[02:24:26]  Right.
[02:24:27]  Exactly.
[02:24:28]  My uncle lives in Vero, which is right over the bridge from Sebastian Inlet.
[02:24:32]  Oh, wow.
[02:24:32]  So I would grow up literally.
[02:24:34]  Vero is beautiful.
[02:24:35]  I would go surfing Sebastian Inlet.
[02:24:37]  They had money.
[02:24:38]  No, they live in like the.
[02:24:39]  Vero, really?
[02:24:40]  Nah, Vero's kind of like a weird, bumfuck town.
[02:24:43]  You're thinking Fort Pierce.
[02:24:44]  You're thinking maybe Port St. Lucie.
[02:24:46]  Vero is, I deal with a lot of people here.
[02:24:47]  Vero is very, a lot of money in Vero.
[02:24:49]  Okay.
[02:24:49]  Well, I don't know if they have money or not, but they have a nice house.
[02:24:52]  I'm saying Vero is a money area throughout Richard.
[02:24:54]  So is like Jupiter.
[02:24:55]  Right.
[02:24:56]  Definitely Jupiter.
[02:24:57]  Definitely Jupiter.
[02:24:57]  Hope Sounds.
[02:24:58]  But like Wabasso and Sebastian Inlet, I grew, I spent like most of my high school.
[02:25:02]  That's fucking right where we are.
[02:25:03]  I just was on a motorcycle.
[02:25:05]  A buddy of mine has six motorcycles.
[02:25:06]  So he says, come on, we got to go riding, man.
[02:25:08]  I used to ride a lot.
[02:25:09]  So I was sitting on a 1900cc.
[02:25:12]  That's a fucking huge bike.
[02:25:14]  Yeah.
[02:25:15]  You know, I never had a 19.
[02:25:16]  I had a Hawley and that shit.
[02:25:17]  Then I had a Honda.
[02:25:19]  But anyway, I get on a bike.
[02:25:21]  I got such backlash from fucking the community.
[02:25:24]  But I don't give a fuck about this one.
[02:25:26]  Why don't you wear a helmet?
[02:25:28]  You know, you're supposed to be a role model.
[02:25:30]  I said, fuck you.
[02:25:32]  What are you talking about, role model?
[02:25:34]  And then they saw me drinking at a bar.
[02:25:36]  I said, first of all, let me explain something.
[02:25:38]  I did not drink on the bike.
[02:25:39]  You don't know how videos are made where we did certain things.
[02:25:42]  I said, so don't look at that like it was.
[02:25:44]  Right.
[02:25:45]  And, A lot of people got it and said, most people said, fuck it, Larry, do what you want.
[02:25:49]  You know, have fun.
[02:25:49]  You deserve it.
[02:25:51]  But, I mean, some of the people about the helmet shit, I said, who am I hurting without a helmet?
[02:25:55]  Me.
[02:25:56]  I die.
[02:25:57]  Fuck, nothing to do with you.
[02:25:58]  Right.
[02:25:59]  You're not putting anyone else in jeopardy.
[02:26:00]  And I'll tell you what.
[02:26:00]  Unless you got someone riding, unless you got a bitch on the back.
[02:26:02]  Well, let her wear a helmet.
[02:26:03]  Well, actually, it's not even going to fucking.
[02:26:05]  Yeah, you're right.
[02:26:05]  You're right.
[02:26:05]  It only affects you.
[02:26:06]  Absolutely, man.
[02:26:08]  You know, personal choice, I'm big.
[02:26:10]  Again, I'm a libertarian.
[02:26:12]  And after all the bullshit, and they're all bullshit, but the least did the most for me.
[02:26:17]  More physically, and everything else get the government out of my bed.
[02:26:20]  Listen, what I do behind my own doors, don't bother me, please.
[02:26:23]  Don't fucking bother me.
[02:26:24]  Don't come in my house.
[02:26:25]  Don't fucking do shit.
[02:26:26]  Don't tell me, you know, too many fucking laws.
[02:26:29]  You know, people said, what should we do?
[02:26:30]  I said, should we make a law?
[02:26:33]  I said, no more fucking laws.
[02:26:35]  How about we send some of this shit and go to common sense?
[02:26:39]  Yeah.
[02:26:39]  You know, there's laws you can't get a blowjob.
[02:26:42]  Did you know that?
[02:26:42]  I had no idea.
[02:26:43]  Are you fucking kidding me?
[02:26:45]  There used to be laws where you couldn't get a lap dance.
[02:26:46]  Well, sodomy, they're called sodomy laws.
[02:26:49]  That's just crazy.
[02:26:50]  Oh, yeah, let me do.
[02:26:51]  I got something for you there.
[02:26:53]  What do you got?
[02:26:56]  I was like, cut it.
[02:26:56]  I already bit the tip off.
[02:26:58]  Oh, no, no.
[02:26:58]  You got to cut it nice.
[02:26:59]  You know, this is a $250 cutter.
[02:27:01]  I'm going to cut this one.
[02:27:01]  This is a $250.
[02:27:02]  What?
[02:27:03]  How the fuck?
[02:27:03]  It's a JT Dupont.
[02:27:06]  Damn, this thing is nice.
[02:27:08]  Watch how it cuts.
[02:27:09]  Yeah, you cut that right.
[02:27:10]  You could cut that right through the paper and leave it in the paper.
[02:27:13]  I'm going to cut the tip off.
[02:27:14]  Oh, really?
[02:27:14]  Right through the tip?
[02:27:15]  Well, that one, yeah.
[02:27:16]  That cutter.
[02:27:17]  I'm just going to cut it right here.
[02:27:20]  How much do you cut like that?
[02:27:21]  Just a little tip.
[02:27:22]  Yep, yep.
[02:27:22]  That's it.
[02:27:23]  That's the cap.
[02:27:25]  Boom.
[02:27:25]  Perfect.
[02:27:26]  Yeah, that's an expensive cutter.
[02:27:29]  I stole it, though.
[02:27:30]  Where'd you steal it from?
[02:27:32]  One of the guys that'll leave her.
[02:27:33]  I told him to afterwards.
[02:27:35]  I said, I get you done.
[02:27:37]  We were at an event and he gives cut.
[02:27:40]  He's running around.
[02:27:41]  We're all running around.
[02:27:41]  I go home with it.
[02:27:43]  So I'm talking to my cigar, Benz, my co host, and we're at the cigar event.
[02:27:48]  And I said, that guy goes, You know, that's a JT DuPont?
[02:27:51]  I said, Yeah.
[02:27:51]  I go, What is it?
[02:27:52]  I said, 250, 300.
[02:27:53]  I said, Really?
[02:27:55]  He ain't getting it back.
[02:27:56]  If it was a shitty one, I might have given it back.
[02:27:59]  That's funny here.
[02:28:00]  You're talking about, speaking of politics, I was listening to that.
[02:28:04]  Interview they just did with Victor Boot in Russia.
[02:28:07]  Oh, they did?
[02:28:08]  Who did it?
[02:28:08]  He just went on RT and it was a girl that.
[02:28:11]  What's RT?
[02:28:11]  Is it a channel?
[02:28:12]  It's like a Russian media.
[02:28:15]  Can I get another water?

=== Nuclear Battery Concerns (08:29) ===

[02:28:16]  Yeah.
[02:28:16]  Do you got water?
[02:28:18]  I see your Lion Lion Liquid Death Water.
[02:28:23]  This is a first.
[02:28:29]  I just get fucking bottled water from Winn Dixie.
[02:28:31]  What I'm going to do is get my own.
[02:28:33]  I'm going to get my own water.
[02:28:35]  The plastic's not good for you.
[02:28:36]  Yeah.
[02:28:36]  What I'm going to do is get my own water with own labels.
[02:28:39]  That's a good idea.
[02:28:40]  But the plastic's what fucks you up.
[02:28:41]  The plastic's bad for the environment.
[02:28:43]  It is.
[02:28:43]  There's no question about it.
[02:28:45]  All the recycling, it's bullshit.
[02:28:47]  It's all bullshit.
[02:28:47]  It all goes to bullshit pills.
[02:28:49]  Total bullshit.
[02:28:50]  You don't get the phthalates that make your fucking taint small, like from the plastic.
[02:28:54]  From your taint small?
[02:28:55]  Yeah, you don't know that?
[02:28:55]  The phthalates and plastics.
[02:28:57]  Wait, wait.
[02:28:57]  Now your taint is the spot between your balls.
[02:29:00]  It's like inside.
[02:29:01]  You said goat.
[02:29:02]  The gooch.
[02:29:03]  I said taint.
[02:29:04]  Taint is like the actual, there's an actual like organ or something.
[02:29:09]  I think, I guess it's an organ called the taint that's like in there.
[02:29:11]  Really?
[02:29:12]  But that area, that little like.
[02:29:13]  Well, I know, because I tell you, I touch under there and sometimes I have bad memories, but other times the broad's licking my fucking taint and I'm loving it too.
[02:29:20]  Our taints are getting smaller.
[02:29:21]  Our taints and our dicks are getting smaller.
[02:29:22]  What do you mean?
[02:29:23]  Do you mean our dicks getting closer to our ass?
[02:29:25]  Exactly.
[02:29:26]  Because of.
[02:29:26]  Weirdo.
[02:29:26]  Because of.
[02:29:27]  Fuck are you getting this, bro?
[02:29:28]  You're great.
[02:29:29]  I swear to God, it's real.
[02:29:30]  Dr. Shanna Sean.
[02:29:31]  Oh, man, Austin, what's the fucking?
[02:29:33]  He's crazy.
[02:29:34]  I love it.
[02:29:35]  No bullshit.
[02:29:35]  Dr. Shanna Swans.
[02:29:37]  She wrote a book about this shit, about phthalates and shit like from plastic bottled waters getting into our blood.
[02:29:43]  And over thousands of years, it's made our taints shrink.
[02:29:47]  What do you think about climate change?
[02:29:50]  What do I think about climate change?
[02:29:51]  Yeah, what do you think about or the environment and all that kind of stuff?
[02:29:54]  Where do you stand on it?
[02:29:55]  What is your political affiliation, your tendency?
[02:29:58]  Climate change is a super complicated topic.
[02:30:02]  I think that.
[02:30:03]  I'm going to know where you're from, mate, at this topic.
[02:30:07]  Human beings are 100% affecting the climate.
[02:30:11]  And also, for hundreds of thousands of years, the climate has gone way up and way down from the ice age to from like the 12,600 years ago, the younger, driest cataclysm.
[02:30:24]  We've gone from freezing cold temperatures to temperatures to where if you fucking went outside, you would literally be toasted.
[02:30:32]  You'd be melted.
[02:30:33]  Yeah, you'd be melting.
[02:30:35]  So there's been a crazy history throughout our planet of extreme changes in the climate.
[02:30:41]  I agree.
[02:30:43]  Do I think so?
[02:30:44]  Why are we going crazy?
[02:30:45]  Is it all politics?
[02:30:46]  I think it's all politics.
[02:30:47]  It's all money.
[02:30:48]  It's all money and politics and industry.
[02:30:50]  Yeah, absolutely.
[02:30:51]  Ocasio Cortez talking about cow's farting.
[02:30:54]  That's real.
[02:30:55]  It's burps, cow burps.
[02:30:56]  Cow burps.
[02:30:56]  It doesn't mean shit.
[02:30:59]  Yeah.
[02:30:59]  I don't know how much it means, but I know it definitely affects something.
[02:31:03]  I can only think one thing.
[02:31:05]  When I was younger, and I remember this very clearly, there were 180 million people in the United States.
[02:31:11]  Yeah.
[02:31:11]  Now there's 370 million.
[02:31:14]  Yeah, that is what the fucking thing.
[02:31:18]  When I was young again, there were 3 billion people in the world.
[02:31:22]  And do you know how many people in the world now?
[02:31:24]  7 point some odd billion.
[02:31:27]  So I just think it's a numbers game.
[02:31:29]  I don't know what NASA did.
[02:31:30]  Did you know you could fit all 7 billion people in the city of Los Angeles and you put them shoulder to shoulder?
[02:31:34]  Oh, I believe that.
[02:31:35]  Sure, it's huge.
[02:31:37]  And, you know, it's.
[02:31:39]  I fly a lot like you.
[02:31:41]  Right.
[02:31:41]  You go over this fucking country, how much fucking land is this?
[02:31:44]  Nothing.
[02:31:45]  There's so much land.
[02:31:46]  There's so much nothing.
[02:31:47]  Everything's like right here.
[02:31:48]  Yeah.
[02:31:48]  You know, it's a little fucking pot.
[02:31:50]  That's crazy.
[02:31:50]  But we, and climate change to me is the biggest bullshit.
[02:31:55]  And people, don't you care about your future, your kids, and grand.
[02:31:57]  So shut the fuck up.
[02:31:59]  Here's why.
[02:32:01]  What I do and you do means absolutely nothing if China and India, with 2.7 billion people between them, 2.7 billion against the United States, 370 million, if they don't do anything, it doesn't mean shit.
[02:32:18]  It's like super.
[02:32:19]  Spitting into the fucking hurricane fucking Irma.
[02:32:22]  And it does mean something.
[02:32:23]  And I don't know where we're at.
[02:32:25]  Here's my take on it.
[02:32:27]  And I agree with not fucking, you know, with the bottles because it means nothing.
[02:32:34]  It's not.
[02:32:35]  I do not personally recycle.
[02:32:37]  And I'll tell you why.
[02:32:38]  They want me to put my fucking shit, they want you to wash.
[02:32:41]  This is what they fucking give you a letter.
[02:32:43]  You're supposed to wash your trash, put this in this thing.
[02:32:47]  Now I'm working for the fucking garbage company.
[02:32:49]  Right.
[02:32:49]  They want you to pay all the extra money.
[02:32:50]  What the fuck?
[02:32:51]  And then they just raise the rates?
[02:32:53]  You got to be fucking.
[02:32:54]  Find the stats on recycled plastic and where it goes.
[02:32:57]  You know, Mr. Beast, I give him a lot of credit.
[02:33:00]  You ever see what he does with cleaning up beaches and shit?
[02:33:02]  No, I don't hear a lot of shit.
[02:33:04]  You got to see fucking his videos.
[02:33:05]  I've watched a few of his videos.
[02:33:06]  I've never seen that one, though.
[02:33:07]  Yeah, he's got good videos.
[02:33:09]  He got a video where he does the beach cleanups all the time.
[02:33:13]  Fucking gets massive amounts of people out there and they fucking clean all fucking.
[02:33:16]  They show it from the start and all shit.
[02:33:18]  Oh, man, you know.
[02:33:20]  Good.
[02:33:20]  But you know what happens?
[02:33:21]  There's a.
[02:33:22]  Fucking thousand ships right now dumping trash.
[02:33:25]  Of the 40 million tons of plastic waste generated in the US in 2021, only 5 to 6%, or about 2 million tons, was recycled.
[02:33:33]  40 million.
[02:33:36]  But recycle, like what happens to it after it's recycled?
[02:33:43]  Yeah.
[02:33:43]  You know, all of that stuff, like, you know, obviously they can make it again.
[02:33:47]  Oh, wait, wait.
[02:33:47]  What did it say?
[02:33:48]  Throw that back up again?
[02:33:49]  Plus the cost is just, you know.
[02:33:52]  40 million tons generated waste.
[02:33:56]  Oh, wait.
[02:33:57]  There you go.
[02:33:57]  Am I not reading this?
[02:33:58]  No, 38%, 36% of all plastic products is used to create packaging.
[02:34:02]  So 85% of which ends up in a landfill.
[02:34:05]  Wow.
[02:34:07]  Okay, 85% of recycled plastic ends up in a fucking landfill.
[02:34:12]  See, don't start with the fossil fuels made with fossil fuel.
[02:34:16]  You know, everything's made.
[02:34:17]  You know, they're talking about batteries.
[02:34:19]  I fucking, you know.
[02:34:20]  We got to evolve past fucking fossil fuels.
[02:34:22]  You know, you could do it all you want, but you know, if you, you know how you make batteries?
[02:34:27]  You make batteries are just as bad.
[02:34:29]  Right.
[02:34:29]  And what do you do with them when they're done?
[02:34:31]  Absolutely.
[02:34:32]  And they only have a 10 year self life.
[02:34:34]  Yeah.
[02:34:34]  So like nuclear is the next big thing.
[02:34:36]  Nuclear energy.
[02:34:38]  Did you hear what the science guy, uh, Bill Nye just said on TV the other day.
[02:34:43]  I was joking.
[02:34:43]  I didn't know you were actually talking about it.
[02:34:45]  Yeah, yeah, Bill Nye just said.
[02:34:47]  The United States just had a big breakthrough about fusion and how they made fusion into energy.
[02:34:55]  And he said it was one of the biggest things that ever happened.
[02:34:57]  Fusion into energy.
[02:34:58]  Yeah, whatever the fuck.
[02:35:00]  It was on the national news.
[02:35:02]  And I go, oh shit, what's he doing?
[02:35:03]  I see, I like him and I like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[02:35:06]  I like them both, you know, because I hate science.
[02:35:09]  I'm a history guy.
[02:35:10]  Oh, is this Bill Nye?
[02:35:12]  We're going to see.
[02:35:12]  We can't play CNN videos.
[02:35:13]  We're going to get fucking.
[02:35:14]  Why?
[02:35:15]  Because YouTube is going to flag us for using copyrighted shit.
[02:35:18]  Go ahead.
[02:35:19]  Fuck it.
[02:35:19]  Under 20 seconds, you can't.
[02:35:20]  Under 20 seconds, you can win.
[02:35:22]  I win them all the time.
[02:35:23]  Really?
[02:35:23]  Yep.
[02:35:24]  You say it's called fair use under maybe 30 seconds or whatever.
[02:35:28]  For the first time ever, researchers have been able to create energy from a fusion reaction.
[02:35:33]  Now, Laura, I could explain all of this in great detail.
[02:35:36]  Please, Lars.
[02:35:37]  But basically, it's a giant step towards a clean energy future without dependence on fossil fuels.
[02:35:44]  Enough said.
[02:35:44]  I mean, that's all you need to do.
[02:35:46]  The Department of Energy is second to officially announce the report in just a few hours.
[02:35:51]  But it's a long.
[02:35:53]  Look at this guy.
[02:35:53]  Okay.
[02:35:54]  There he is.
[02:35:55]  It's quite.
[02:35:56]  And so, this is the first time, by all accounts, they've gotten more heat out than they put in.
[02:36:03]  And this is amazing.
[02:36:05]  And there's, as far as I know, in the reporting the last few days, no one's mentioned that Enrique Fermi and his colleagues in the University of Chicago.
[02:36:15]  Did the first chain reaction, which led to all the nuclear power, someone from America, yeah, on December 2nd, 1942.
[02:36:24]  Okay, so it's quite a little uh chin stroke that it's very close to 80 years later to the day that this breakthrough occurred.
[02:36:35]  And so, you guys, if this would work, yeah, if this is a harbinger, if this is really the beginning of something huge, it would change the world.
[02:36:44]  Thank you for explaining that to Alice.

=== Drug War Agent Arrests (15:14) ===

[02:36:46]  I won't, no, no, I mean, I was going to say all that, but um, Bill.
[02:36:49]  See, change the world.
[02:36:50]  I mean, nuclear fusion reaction.
[02:36:52]  Interesting.
[02:36:54]  Wait, wait, what does that say after that?
[02:36:56]  Stay the same energy that powers the sun.
[02:36:58]  You notice, yeah, you know what's so funny?
[02:36:59]  I don't watch the news anymore.
[02:37:00]  I used to be a news junkie.
[02:37:02]  I love the news.
[02:37:03]  When I first got out of prison, I couldn't get enough.
[02:37:06]  And I was a CNN person, and they were good back then, I thought.
[02:37:10]  They got so fucking bad.
[02:37:12]  I mean, Fox, you can't listen to us.
[02:37:14]  Yeah.
[02:37:16]  They're not news anymore.
[02:37:17]  They're fucking goddamn entertainment channels.
[02:37:20]  And I think people should fucking know it and they should say it, and that's the end of it.
[02:37:23]  I mean, they give you what little shit that I could read in the paper or I could read on the internet is what they do.
[02:37:28]  And I just don't put it on.
[02:37:29]  I get sick of dieting.
[02:37:30]  I really do.
[02:37:31]  It's something like fucking, I forget the number, but I want to say it was like 75% of CNN's ad revenue was from Big Pharma in the last like two years over the pandemic.
[02:37:46]  Wow.
[02:37:47]  I think that's the right number.
[02:37:48]  Well, yeah, because I don't check me on that.
[02:37:49]  Did you wear a mask?
[02:37:51]  When I had to.
[02:37:52]  Yeah, I don't.
[02:37:52]  I never.
[02:37:53]  I had to.
[02:37:54]  Course, like you said, sometimes I go to the grocery store, like in the middle of the pandemic.
[02:37:58]  Like, I didn't want to be the one guy that looks like a dick, I didn't want to be the one asshole.
[02:38:02]  Really, I will.
[02:38:04]  I refuse to go to any business that mandatory, especially now, forget it.
[02:38:08]  But even then, I always said, I've become very jaded and I hate being like that.
[02:38:13]  I really don't.
[02:38:14]  I don't like the word hate, but I dislike myself being like that.
[02:38:17]  And I'll tell you why.
[02:38:19]  Because I've seen so much bullshit, so much government bullshit, so much lying.
[02:38:24]  So I watched government fucking lie and cheat, and the DEA and the super dead.
[02:38:30]  Didn't you read?
[02:38:31]  Did you just see it all over the news about the DEA agent who went to prison for 12 years?
[02:38:36]  And now he came out the day before he went to prison.
[02:38:39]  Look at that up.
[02:38:40]  DEA goes to prison in Miami and you'll see.
[02:38:42]  And he comes out and says the prosecutor, the state, U.S. attorneys are involved.
[02:38:47]  The fucking other, all the agents are involved.
[02:38:50]  And what?
[02:38:50]  Of a fucking, how they're fucking stealing money and it's all bullshit.
[02:38:54]  The drug war on drug is bullshit.
[02:38:56]  Oh, yeah.
[02:38:56]  Because they were going places just for trips to have fun and saying they were doing investigations.
[02:39:02]  And this, and this U.S. attorney, U.S. attorneys, you know, each district has a U.S. attorney.
[02:39:07]  And that fucking headlong for that, they are the headlong.
[02:39:10]  People look, they, Always people think it's the sheriff or it's the head law enforcement officer in any area is the state attorney.
[02:39:17]  He is the person, he is the head.
[02:39:18]  That's why the attorney general is the head law enforcement officer in the United States.
[02:39:22]  Right.
[02:39:23]  He is the head law enforcement officer, the attorney general of the United States, period.
[02:39:26]  Yeah, well, everyone knew that.
[02:39:28]  I think most people think it's the sheriff.
[02:39:30]  No, a lot of people think it's the sheriff.
[02:39:32]  Oh, the biggest mistake this country made in my lifetime would be maybe believing Trump really cared about middle America.
[02:39:40]  I mean, that was the biggest con I've ever seen.
[02:39:42]  Someone asked me, what's the biggest con you ever saw?
[02:39:45]  Trump, literally, people from the Midwest, Alabama, Louisiana, fucking Iowa, that he likes them.
[02:39:53]  Right, right, right.
[02:39:54]  I mean, are you fucking kidding?
[02:39:56]  Are you that fucking blind?
[02:39:59]  Yeah, that's funny, man.
[02:40:01]  It's funny.
[02:40:01]  It's funny, but sad.
[02:40:03]  You can signal to people like that and they just fucking worship you.
[02:40:07]  Holy shit, maybe I got to figure that out.
[02:40:09]  Maybe I attract too smart of an audience.
[02:40:11]  I don't fucking know.
[02:40:13]  Oh, you pulled that up, DEA agent?
[02:40:15]  The prison, the way like the war on drugs.
[02:40:18]  What is it?
[02:40:19]  Veteran Miami agent charged in bribery conspiracy.
[02:40:22]  Look what he says.
[02:40:23]  You can look.
[02:40:24]  Scroll down.
[02:40:25]  Yeah, he goes to jail.
[02:40:28]  Current U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration agent and a former supervisor in the agency were charged Friday with leaking confidential law enforcement information to defense lawyers in Miami in exchange for $70,000 each.
[02:40:40]  No, that's a different one.
[02:40:41]  In cash.
[02:40:41]  No, no.
[02:40:42]  Put DE agent goes to jail in Miami or something.
[02:40:47]  I think it's DEA goes to prison.
[02:40:49]  Yeah.
[02:40:50]  Veteran Miami agent charged and melt.
[02:40:52]  Nope, keep going.
[02:40:53]  Former DA special agent sentenced to prison for money.
[02:40:57]  Is that him?
[02:40:57]  Did he get how many?
[02:40:58]  No, he only got drug war unwinnable.
[02:41:01]  Yeah, put it drug war agents traveling for free.
[02:41:06]  Drug war.
[02:41:07]  Yeah, do that.
[02:41:08]  Agents travel for free.
[02:41:09]  I heard that after the Civil War, when the South first started putting the first private prisons in America.
[02:41:19]  That's what we were doing leasing prisoners.
[02:41:22]  We had a prisoner leasing program.
[02:41:25]  Slavery.
[02:41:25]  Where companies could lease prisoners to work in factories, work on their farms.
[02:41:30]  And this was basically like a legal loophole for slavery.
[02:41:33]  They do that.
[02:41:34]  I mean, obviously, prison labor.
[02:41:36]  There's a great 60 Minutes piece they did about how a factory was put with 50 employees making hats up in the Northeast and they were put out of prison, put out of business by a prison who's got slave wages.
[02:41:50]  Wow.
[02:41:51]  I mean, think of that.
[02:41:52]  You know, we are the only country.
[02:41:54]  First of all, you're going to get me on a fucking tear.
[02:41:57]  You do know the United States is the worst country in incarceration.
[02:42:00]  Yeah, more people per capita, right?
[02:42:01]  Not per capita, per numbers.
[02:42:03]  We have more people incarcerated than China.
[02:42:06]  And they're fucking 1.3.
[02:42:08]  Actually, India's the new leader of world population.
[02:42:11]  India surpassed China.
[02:42:13]  But neither of those countries got too many people incarcerated.
[02:42:16]  Neither of them.
[02:42:18]  Now, people say, oh, but they cut their hands off.
[02:42:20]  That's bullshit.
[02:42:21]  That's propaganda.
[02:42:22]  That's United.
[02:42:24]  You don't think the United States kills motherfuckers?
[02:42:26]  Yeah, but China kills motherfuckers way more.
[02:42:28]  You know, where do you hear your.
[02:42:30]  I'll tell you why I got jaded.
[02:42:32]  They got mobile death squads.
[02:42:33]  But listen, listen.
[02:42:34]  Mobile death squad.
[02:42:35]  They got Uber execution.
[02:42:37]  You want to hear?
[02:42:38]  You're fucking watching too much fucking TV.
[02:42:39]  It's true.
[02:42:40]  Okay, listen, listen.
[02:42:42]  You know, it's a death penalty to do fucking tax fraud or any kind of financial fraud, any white collar crime.
[02:42:48]  We should make that the congressman.
[02:42:50]  Let me explain.
[02:42:51]  Any kind of fraud in China is punishable by death.
[02:42:53]  Okay, listen.
[02:42:54]  China does not have a conspiracy law.
[02:42:57]  Do you know what the conspiracy law is?
[02:42:59]  Do you know how it works?
[02:43:00]  It's a way to like wrap multiple people up into a wrap.
[02:43:02]  I didn't know.
[02:43:03]  I got Rico'd, but I was.
[02:43:05]  Rico is conspiracy, right?
[02:43:07]  Rico is two or more.
[02:43:09]  Acting in defense of a common crime for the good of an organization.
[02:43:13]  Now, you take conspiracy.
[02:43:15]  Here's what it means.
[02:43:16]  You, me, and Austin are sitting in this room and we're planning a fucking bank robbery.
[02:43:20]  Great, right?
[02:43:22]  We're just sitting here bullshitting, having a few fucking waters.
[02:43:24]  Your nice sponsor gives us more waters, liquid death for fucking the robbery.
[02:43:28]  So we're fucking discussing it.
[02:43:31]  And you say, you know, I'm out, man.
[02:43:33]  I just fucking, I don't want to do this shit.
[02:43:35]  Okay.
[02:43:36]  We're bullshitting anyway.
[02:43:37]  It don't matter.
[02:43:39]  You don't do it.
[02:43:40]  We go do it.
[02:43:41]  You get arrested.
[02:43:43]  For conspiracy, you get arrested.
[02:43:45]  We could have all got arrested if they just knew we were talking about that.
[02:43:49]  That's a conspiracy law.
[02:43:51]  It is the fucking most horrendous law.
[02:43:56]  No other country does it.
[02:43:58]  Because did you hear about that guy, Bout?
[02:44:00]  Did you hear what I said?
[02:44:01]  The judge in that case, when she gave him the minimum guideline, was 25 years.
[02:44:07]  She says, You don't know he was going to do anything.
[02:44:12]  You set up a sting operation on him.
[02:44:16]  And you know what, Bouts people said is correct.
[02:44:19]  If you go by the standard they put him at, every one of these fucking arms people who sell fucking guns and gun all in shows and shit should go to prison.
[02:44:27]  Well, they do.
[02:44:28]  Man, they don't.
[02:44:29]  That's the problem.
[02:44:30]  I had the guy from War Dogs on here.
[02:44:32]  He went to his.
[02:44:34]  We're going to have a good show talking about all guests.
[02:44:36]  That's the main guy Ephraim.
[02:44:37]  That'd be a good show.
[02:44:37]  The main guy Ephraim went to prison for a few.
[02:44:39]  He only went for like maybe five years.
[02:44:41]  But David, he got house arrest.
[02:44:44]  But I mean, they were selling shit to the army.
[02:44:46]  What did one guy get?
[02:44:48]  One guy got five years, the other guy got house arrest.
[02:44:50]  Why did one get five and one house arrested?
[02:44:52]  Because the guy who did the ratting?
[02:44:54]  Oh, what?
[02:44:55]  Had to be stitches.
[02:44:56]  So the guy who did Ephraim, who did five years, he was the one running the company and basically telling everyone what to do.
[02:45:03]  And the guy David, who was his partner, he got kicked.
[02:45:07]  Ephraim fired him and kicked him out of the company before the investigation started and before everyone got taken down.
[02:45:13]  And he didn't pay him a dime.
[02:45:15]  But he gets arrested.
[02:45:17]  Who?
[02:45:18]  You said the guy David got arrested.
[02:45:21]  He was on house arrest.
[02:45:22]  Well, he's arrested.
[02:45:23]  He's got a record.
[02:45:25]  He was on house arrest for, I think, over a year.
[02:45:27]  Is that Feds?
[02:45:30]  What was the case?
[02:45:31]  I don't believe so.
[02:45:33]  Sounds like it.
[02:45:34]  What's the case?
[02:45:35]  What do you mean, what's the case?
[02:45:36]  What was the case about?
[02:45:37]  It was about he was.
[02:45:39]  So Ephraim and David, have you ever seen the movie War Dogs?
[02:45:44]  They were using the government's website where you can basically bid on federal contracts.
[02:45:50]  Oh, that's federal.
[02:45:51]  They were bidding on federal contracts.
[02:45:53]  They won an over $100 million arms contract to supply AK 47 ammo to people in Iraq, to our government in Iraq.
[02:46:08]  And they sourced it from Albania.
[02:46:11]  But I guess there was a law that was in place where we are not allowed to buy or do any sort of transaction with China regarding ammunition or guns or anything.
[02:46:22]  Just like Cuba.
[02:46:23]  So they were buying it.
[02:46:24]  And they found out in the process when they got the deal, they got this weapon for, they got these bullets for a really good price in Albania.
[02:46:30]  I saw something like this.
[02:46:32]  I'm trying to get it.
[02:46:32]  They found out once they made the deal that this fucking ammunition was sourced from China decades before because it had China, the boxes had Chinese markings on them.
[02:46:42]  So they're like, fuck.
[02:46:43]  But there was nothing wrong with the ammo.
[02:46:45]  It was originally sold from China, brought from China to Albania decades ago in another conflict.
[02:46:52]  And so they thought, fuck it.
[02:46:53]  We're just going to repackage it so no one knows it's from China and we're going to do fucking, we're going to fulfill the contract.
[02:46:59]  And hope nothing goes wrong.
[02:47:01]  They were fucking selling all this weapon.
[02:47:03]  They were selling all this ammo to the government.
[02:47:05]  It was being shipped to Iraq.
[02:47:07]  Nothing, all the ammo was firing perfectly.
[02:47:10]  There was nothing going wrong with it.
[02:47:12]  And an investigator in Tampa, I forget the name of the agency he worked for.
[02:47:17]  I remember.
[02:47:17]  Now I'm kind of like.
[02:47:18]  There was a big New York Times article that came out and they were trying to like say, look, these guys are breaking the law.
[02:47:24]  They're fucking selling Chinese ammo.
[02:47:25]  These kids, they were in their like early 20s when they were doing this multi fucking hundred million dollar contract.
[02:47:31]  And they weren't hurting anybody.
[02:47:33]  The guys from the army were like, this is fucking fine.
[02:47:37]  There's nothing wrong with this ammo.
[02:47:38]  We fired all of it.
[02:47:39]  Not one round has been fired.
[02:47:41]  But Biden can go over there and shake his hand.
[02:47:43]  It can go to whoever and hang out and do, you know, just like Saudi Arabia, you know, with the Khashoggi thing.
[02:47:49]  You know, I was a big, big supporter of LiveGolf.
[02:47:52]  I bashed the PGA Tour commission at every fucking show.
[02:47:55]  Why?
[02:47:56]  Because they wanted a monopoly to PGA Tour.
[02:48:01]  Yes.
[02:48:01]  And here's what got me mad.
[02:48:02]  They were just here, five minutes down the street.
[02:48:04]  Oh, fuck.
[02:48:06]  They were just here at the Pelican Golf Club, five minutes down the street from here.
[02:48:09]  The Tiger and Rory and all those guys.
[02:48:11]  And I used to be a big Rory fan.
[02:48:12]  I'm a big golfer.
[02:48:13]  You know, I was a three handicap.
[02:48:15]  I was pretty good.
[02:48:17]  And I golfed.
[02:48:18]  I golfed with a lot of pros.
[02:48:19]  I golfed in Pro Ams and I golfed with Nicholas.
[02:48:22]  And I'll tell you what, I got so mad at the PJ.
[02:48:24]  Here's where I got mad.
[02:48:26]  I fucking the commissioner, not Tim Finchin.
[02:48:30]  What the fuck is the jerk off name?
[02:48:31]  I fucking mentioned him all.
[02:48:33]  Jay Monand.
[02:48:34]  Every fucking, when he enlisted, The people from 9 11 to fucking write the players, the survivors of 9 11, he enlisted them to write letters saying, you shouldn't work with, you should.
[02:48:48]  He had the survivors of 9 11 calling these players to not go over to live.
[02:48:54]  You know, and here's.
[02:48:55]  This was the guy from the top guy at PGA.
[02:48:57]  The PGA Tour, Jay Monaghan, who's the fucking goddamn commissioner of the PGA Tour.
[02:49:02]  And listen how wrong that is.
[02:49:04]  The PGA Tour had a fucking event in February there that year.
[02:49:07]  You knew that, right?
[02:49:08]  This year, they had a tournament there.
[02:49:10]  February or last year, whatever the first year they started.
[02:49:12]  Is that the one where they interviewed Trump about it and the protesters were there and they asked Trump and Trump was like, well, you know, we still haven't gotten to the bottom of 9 11.
[02:49:19]  No, no, it was about the Shahogi, you know, Khashoggi.
[02:49:23]  Khashoggi there.
[02:49:25]  And it got me so mad because everybody, every one of us are doing something with fucking Saudi Arabia with your 401k or whatever the fuck you're doing.
[02:49:33]  There's companies that are invested there and there's companies that are on Saudi Arabia.
[02:49:36]  Stop the fucking hypocrisy of saying, let's not do it because of fucking one incident.
[02:49:42]  How many fucking people do you think the United States is killed?
[02:49:44]  I see him kill people in prison.
[02:49:46]  I see it all the time.
[02:49:48]  I meant that.
[02:49:48]  I mean, for real shit.
[02:49:50]  And we had the balls to try to tell these players who can make more money and do stuff.
[02:49:55]  They're independent contractors.
[02:49:56]  So they sign.
[02:49:57]  I get what they sign.
[02:49:58]  But fucking this commission.
[02:50:01]  How does he find $52 million the next fucking year?
[02:50:04]  You know, next year they're getting $52 more million into their prize funds.
[02:50:10]  Oh, you just found $52 million?
[02:50:11]  You fucking people are stealing it.
[02:50:13]  They had a monopoly.
[02:50:14]  Rory was fucked.
[02:50:16]  I was a big Rory fan, but I'm not.
[02:50:18]  I told you, I saw Rory hit a golf ball.
[02:50:20]  I was sitting at a bench right behind him in Jupiter, in Jupiter Hills.
[02:50:24]  Beautiful course.
[02:50:26]  And the general manager wanted my book and he invited me out.
[02:50:29]  That's what happened.
[02:50:30]  Yeah, with a friend.
[02:50:31]  So I don't know what it is.
[02:50:32]  I don't know if it's now that they have more competition or they're trying harder now, but they just did a fucking big PGA event right down the street from here at the Pelican.
[02:50:40]  And they did it at night.
[02:50:41]  I didn't know it.
[02:50:42]  They did it at night.
[02:50:43]  Really?
[02:50:44]  So it was a nighttime.
[02:50:45]  They had fucking a stadium.
[02:50:45]  Did you go?
[02:50:47]  Did you go out there?
[02:50:48]  No, I didn't go.
[02:50:48]  It was like fucking.
[02:50:49]  How are you golfing?
[02:50:50]  Like 10 grand a ticket.
[02:50:51]  But it was at night.
[02:50:53]  10 grand a ticket.
[02:50:54]  Stop.
[02:50:55]  I can't go buy that.
[02:50:56]  Quick.
[02:50:56]  I don't know.
[02:50:56]  You can't say that.
[02:50:57]  I don't know.
[02:50:57]  It was in the thousands.
[02:50:58]  Okay.
[02:50:59]  Thousands of dollars for a fucking golf ticket to go watch and go watch these guys.
[02:51:02]  Yeah.
[02:51:02]  They better be giving me blowjobs every hole.
[02:51:04]  I know.
[02:51:04]  That's what I'm saying.
[02:51:05]  That's why I didn't go.
[02:51:06]  So they.
[02:51:06]  No blowjobs?
[02:51:07]  No anal fucks?
[02:51:08]  They're making up the golfers and it's at night.
[02:51:11]  It was fucking cool.
[02:51:13]  It was entertaining.
[02:51:14]  And I understand the PG.
[02:51:15]  I like when they do those events.
[02:51:17]  You know, they bring Brady in or bring a bat, you know, the golfer athletes.
[02:51:22]  You know, because you see how fucking.
[02:51:24]  But I wonder if they're doing that now because it's like they have competition.
[02:51:27]  Absolutely.
[02:51:27]  It's making them better.
[02:51:28]  Competition is.
[02:51:29]  Good.
[02:51:30]  It makes you have to evolve and get better.
[02:51:32]  And you know what Liv has done too?
[02:51:36]  They're bringing people who don't know golf into golf, younger people with the concerts and everything else, and somebody might pick up on it.
[02:51:42]  They're doing a lot of good things that people are not highlighting.
[02:51:45]  Because golf is dying.
[02:51:47]  It was bigger when I was younger.
[02:51:49]  Then it's come down, got up with Tiger.
[02:51:51]  Now it's going down a little bit.
[02:51:53]  Because, I mean, you're a golfer.
[02:51:54]  You're a golfer.
[02:51:55]  I get it.
[02:51:55]  You're going to love it and you watch.
[02:51:57]  I never missed the golf.
[02:51:58]  Fuck anything else.
[02:51:58]  I never missed the tournament.

=== Golf Tiger Decline (04:51) ===

[02:52:00]  I could tell you where I was when Nicholas won his 80, you know, in 86 with his fucking green jacket.
[02:52:04]  I mean, that's a moment to me.
[02:52:05]  Yeah.
[02:52:06]  Literally.
[02:52:06]  Yeah.
[02:52:07]  And I loved it, ate it, breathed it.
[02:52:11]  I got so mad.
[02:52:12]  I did not watch one PGA Tour event.
[02:52:14]  I watched Majors because they're non PGA, and I'm glad no Majors stopped people.
[02:52:19]  And I think the world golf scoring, you know, world golf points should come up with a system.
[02:52:26]  I get where they don't want $48 a field, and there's also a no cut.
[02:52:33]  So, you know, you don't know and you can't do money.
[02:52:35]  But there's no question in my mind Dustin Johnson was the best golfer this year.
[02:52:40]  Yeah.
[02:52:40]  30, first of all, you know how much money you won?
[02:52:43]  How much?
[02:52:44]  Over 30 million.
[02:52:46]  Maybe 34 million, something.
[02:52:48]  Go, go.
[02:52:49]  Can you Google that, please?
[02:52:50]  How much did Dustin Johnson?
[02:52:51]  Dustin Johnson, PGA, live earnings.
[02:52:54]  I wonder what those live contracts are.
[02:52:56]  Now, listen to this.
[02:52:57]  Oh, you know what they are, right?
[02:52:59]  No.
[02:53:00]  Dustin Johnson got $125 million.
[02:53:01]  He got $67 million.
[02:53:03]  Phil Mickelson was the highest paid athlete last year.
[02:53:06]  He got $100 million up front.
[02:53:08]  He got $200 million.
[02:53:08]  Now, God, you got $100 million up front.
[02:53:10]  Oh, he's pulling it up.
[02:53:12]  Yeah, yeah, right.
[02:53:14]  No, no, what does it say?
[02:53:16]  Official tournament.
[02:53:16]  No, that's career.
[02:53:19]  I wanted you to.
[02:53:20]  He got more money to sign with Liv than he got in his whole career.
[02:53:23]  Yeah, I heard some of that.
[02:53:25]  Yeah, just put up Liv, L I V. They offered Tiger like a billion dollars.
[02:53:28]  Look at this.
[02:53:29]  Dustin Johnson, $35 million with Liv.
[02:53:32]  One year, $35.
[02:53:34]  Did you know what every player is saying?
[02:53:36]  Find out how much Liv offered Tiger.
[02:53:39]  Did you know the best one, though?
[02:53:41]  It was there's a young guy, I forget his name.
[02:53:43]  Oh, Harold Varner.
[02:53:45]  Harold Varner goes over and he goes, Listen, he goes, They talked about him coming over and he goes, This is my job.
[02:53:52]  I don't have money.
[02:53:53]  He goes, I'm trying to make money for my kids.
[02:53:56]  He goes, And they're trying to tell me I can't.
[02:53:58]  Seven, eight hundred million.
[02:53:59]  I thought it was more.
[02:54:00]  No, it's about, I thought I know Jack Nicholas, they offered a lot of money to Jack.
[02:54:05]  And you notice Jack Nicholas has not said anything.
[02:54:07]  He's smart.
[02:54:08]  See, that's the thing.
[02:54:09]  I wonder what those live contracts look like as far as.
[02:54:12]  I could finish.
[02:54:12]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[02:54:13]  You mean like.
[02:54:13]  Controlling them.
[02:54:14]  Yeah, yeah.
[02:54:15]  I'd like to know that.
[02:54:16]  Like, you can't fucking be.
[02:54:17]  You can't say no gay shit.
[02:54:19]  No, I don't think so.
[02:54:20]  Dress like this.
[02:54:21]  You can't have your shirt off.
[02:54:23]  I have not.
[02:54:24]  They've got shorts on.
[02:54:26]  They wear shorts and live.
[02:54:28]  Do they?
[02:54:28]  Yeah, they changed that rule.
[02:54:29]  And that's the smartest rule they ever made.
[02:54:31]  Why don't they?
[02:54:32]  You know what I thought?
[02:54:32]  They probably can't speak out against this.
[02:54:34]  I mean, obviously, they can't speak out against the Saudi Arabian government.
[02:54:37]  I mean, there's got to be some fucking sense of that.
[02:54:42]  No, see, maybe, I don't know, you're believing too much of the government, our government, the United States, that, oh, we're open.
[02:54:47]  We're fucking less open than them.
[02:54:49]  No way Jay Monaghan told anybody.
[02:54:51]  Yes, I think we're low.
[02:54:52]  Yes, absolutely.
[02:54:53]  What do you think black funds are and all that shit?
[02:54:55]  They tell you what they want to tell you.
[02:54:57]  You know, I'll tell you a quick story.
[02:55:00]  When I was in the military, I was in the coastline.
[02:55:01]  I told you I went on a boat, the ship called the Jarvis, which is out of Hawaii.
[02:55:06]  It was a 378 foot high endurance cutter.
[02:55:09]  That was my second, that's when I ended up getting hurt in the Bering Sea.
[02:55:12]  Well, our job was to go enforce the 200 mile fisheries conservation zone.
[02:55:18]  Every country has a fisheries conservation zone of 200 miles.
[02:55:22]  That means any ships in your water, you can check them, see if they're taking the right fish.
[02:55:25]  If they take the wrong fish, they get fined.
[02:55:27]  All this shit, a whole bunch of shit.
[02:55:29]  So we used to do that.
[02:55:30]  Well, we used to board Russian boats.
[02:55:32]  We used to board Maru boats or Japanese boats.
[02:55:33]  We used to board other country boats.
[02:55:36]  I was sitting drinking vodka on a boat with the heavyweight champ of Russia.
[02:55:40]  Okay.
[02:55:41]  And the propaganda that we heard about them was bullshit.
[02:55:47]  And, you know, the evil, you know, the fucking Darth Vader's and everything.
[02:55:51]  Yeah, they have assholes like Putin or whoever the fuck it is.
[02:55:54]  And we had assholes like Trump or this one.
[02:55:56]  Yeah, whoever they are.
[02:55:57]  I mean, not even Trump.
[02:55:58]  I don't give a fuck who they are.
[02:55:59]  Biden.
[02:56:00]  Biden's brain dead, too.
[02:56:01]  I mean, how sad is our country?
[02:56:03]  We can't get two fucking other than these guys to run for fucking office.
[02:56:07]  I actually like the gay guy.
[02:56:08]  I thought Pete Buttigieg would have been the best fucking president.
[02:56:10]  Really?
[02:56:11]  Seven languages.
[02:56:13]  Listen, he spoke seven languages fluently.
[02:56:16]  He fucking got there was a major in the military.
[02:56:19]  He's the only fucking that ran anything.
[02:56:21]  All these fucking congressmen and shit don't do shit.
[02:56:24]  He ran a city.
[02:56:25]  He was a mayor.
[02:56:26]  So you could talk to him about what it is.
[02:56:28]  Anyway, uh, The propaganda we heard about Russia was so much bullshit.
[02:56:33]  And I learned that back in the 80s.
[02:56:35]  So, at that point, I started questioning a little bit.
[02:56:40]  Don't get me wrong, I'm an American through and through.
[02:56:42]  I mean, I love my country and all that.
[02:56:44]  I'm a retired veteran and all that kind of shit.
[02:56:47]  But I don't believe every word they say.
[02:56:49]  I've watched too much shit that they do.

=== Politician Propaganda Lies (03:43) ===

[02:56:51]  And they're too big.
[02:56:52]  You know, when you see Kamala Harris, what she did, I can't stand her.
[02:56:57]  I won't use the word hate, but I cannot stand her.
[02:57:00]  Actually, I had some people say that I threatened her, and you're going to have the Secret Service at your fucking show.
[02:57:04]  Oh, yeah.
[02:57:05]  I didn't threaten her, of course.
[02:57:07]  But that bitch, I think I said that bitch should be shot.
[02:57:09]  You know, not like, you know, like, you know, you'd say it offhand, something like that.
[02:57:13]  And it wasn't.
[02:57:14]  Let me tell you why.
[02:57:15]  She had evidence and the actual fucking data to release a thousand people wrongly convicted with DNA.
[02:57:23]  She wouldn't do it.
[02:57:25]  She didn't do it.
[02:57:26]  I think I heard this somewhere.
[02:57:27]  Is that fucked up?
[02:57:29]  Yeah.
[02:57:29]  And she probably just did it for politics.
[02:57:31]  It was political bullshit.
[02:57:32]  Exactly right, man.
[02:57:34]  Danny, it's frustrating.
[02:57:36]  She's just trying to advance her career.
[02:57:38]  That's the problem with all politicians, is all they care about is getting in the good graces of people that can help them or make them more money.
[02:57:45]  Well, politicians, we're going to get, I got to get back on Liv because that was a big topic for me for months.
[02:57:49]  A question with, have you watched Liv?
[02:57:52]  They have fucking team tournament setups that are off the fucking charts.
[02:57:57]  Really?
[02:57:58]  Cap picks their team and Dustin Johnson and their team won that so much money.
[02:58:03]  Pat Perez was on their team.
[02:58:05]  See, it always made me laugh about this whole thing, though.
[02:58:07]  A lot of these guys were talking out against Phil Mickelson.
[02:58:10]  So, Phil deserved the $200 million because he got the, because he was the first one that said, This is right.
[02:58:16]  Why should we be held back?
[02:58:18]  Everything else.
[02:58:19]  He was right.
[02:58:20]  And he was ostracized by a lot of the players that are playing and live right now, whether it's Pat Perez and these guys were saying, You know, you shouldn't, you got to stick with the PJ.
[02:58:29]  People find out the PJ is bullshit.
[02:58:32]  They fucking are a conglomerate.
[02:58:35]  They want to just, they just want to monopolize it.
[02:58:37]  And they did.
[02:58:38]  They think they get, did you know John Rahm when he was the world number one money leader?
[02:58:43]  Best person in the sport.
[02:58:45]  He made $7.9 million.
[02:58:47]  Do you know what Steph Curry made?
[02:58:48]  $40 million.
[02:58:49]  Yeah.
[02:58:50]  But he made, yeah, that's from the NBA.
[02:58:53]  Whatever it is, if you take the highest paid of every sport and you look at John Rommel, who had the best year, the number one money list, most wins, $7.9 million.
[02:59:03]  Now, don't get me wrong, they had a guy today, last year, the guy made about $18 million.
[02:59:06]  He made a lot of money.
[02:59:07]  What was his name?
[02:59:09]  Holy fuck.
[02:59:10]  That's how much I don't watch it anymore.
[02:59:12]  He was a good young guy, came out of nowhere.
[02:59:14]  Not young, but yeah, young.
[02:59:16]  Uh, whatever the fuck.
[02:59:17]  My point is, they were so underpaid.
[02:59:21]  They were so underpaid.
[02:59:22]  Yeah.
[02:59:23]  Uh, the PGA Tour, where all the sponsorship money, all the corporate money, they were way underpaid.
[02:59:28]  And now you got to remember this for the guy that's on trying to get in there and making a tournament or even a top 125, you know, you take a million dollars out of a top 125.
[02:59:40]  I think it was a million bucks.
[02:59:41]  That's not as much as you think when you're paying the coaches and staffs and your taxes and your everything.
[02:59:46]  The guy's fucking like me.
[02:59:47]  Less.
[02:59:48]  You know what I mean?
[02:59:49]  He's fucking going to pay.
[02:59:50]  If he pays 30% taxes, he's getting $700,000.
[02:59:53]  Now, how much is he going for a manager and a trainer and a fucking swing coach?
[02:59:58]  Another fucking 20%, 30% on top of that.
[03:00:01]  Okay, he makes half a million dollars a year.
[03:00:03]  A lot of people make a half a million dollars a fucking year.
[03:00:05]  That guy's got no family life.
[03:00:07]  He's on the road every fucking day.
[03:00:08]  He's fucking, you know, I know because I know a lot of golfers.
[03:00:11]  He's a carny with a dental plan.
[03:00:13]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[03:00:15]  You know, I know a lot of those guys.
[03:00:18]  And And the PGA Tour wouldn't change as well.
[03:00:21]  Like, Liv changed it to shorts.
[03:00:23]  Every single sport changes.
[03:00:26]  You look at baseball, they're coming with a clock this year.
[03:00:29]  You know that.
[03:00:30]  There's a clock, a pitch clock.
[03:00:33]  Football changes all the fucking time.

=== City Co Op Blackouts (09:00) ===

[03:00:35]  Baseball's one of the ones that's like, oh, how much longer are they going to drag this thing?
[03:00:38]  It's just a slow game.
[03:00:40]  And that's what they're trying to get a clock about.
[03:00:41]  Yeah, there's fucking, I mean, there's.
[03:00:42]  Because, you know, you go from football or fucking basketball or hockey, and then you talk baseball, it's like fucking watching paint dry.
[03:00:48]  Right.
[03:00:48]  I mean, you know, going from those sports.
[03:00:51]  It really is.
[03:00:51]  Every sport changes.
[03:00:53]  Changes and even like the look at the big fucking sports talking talk head like talking head shows, they never talk about baseball.
[03:01:00]  Oh, they have oh, yes, they do.
[03:01:02]  Really, you're talking about they have baseball shows, maybe like for niche audiences, but like the big shows like Undisputed or First Take never talk about baseball.
[03:01:13]  No, you did, yes, they do.
[03:01:15]  If especially the World Series was great, maybe they'll mention it like fleetingly, but they don't, but they're only from that sport, like uh.
[03:01:22]  Like, don't get me wrong.
[03:01:23]  I think baseball is cool.
[03:01:24]  I actually love baseball.
[03:01:26]  I like watching baseball.
[03:01:26]  I don't watch every game.
[03:01:27]  I like taking my kid or something, like going to work.
[03:01:30]  Yeah, it's fun going to camp back in the day.
[03:01:31]  I used to camp back in the day.
[03:01:32]  It's really fun watching them in person, but like, it just seems like it's not America's pastime.
[03:01:37]  Past its time, I don't know.
[03:01:39]  My brother and I were the first two civilians on the Yankee scoreboard when he changed this channel.
[03:01:44]  We changed the uh, got the new stadium in 1977.
[03:01:49]  We jumped over the right field wall, which is a space between the fence and the wall, yeah.
[03:01:54]  And we're in dollar bleacher seats, dollar that's what they cost back then.
[03:01:57]  A dollar, wow.
[03:01:58]  We used to cut school and net school, jump on a train.
[03:02:02]  I often look about kids today, the they are.
[03:02:05]  I didn't take no school bus, we had city buses and.
[03:02:10]  We would travel the trains.
[03:02:11]  I was working at fucking 15 years old going down to Manhattan on a fucking train.
[03:02:16]  I remember 1970, I think you could look that up, 77 Blackout, New York.
[03:02:21]  I was 16 years old and I got fucking caught in the subway system during the blackout when the fucking train went dead.
[03:02:27]  I'm in the middle of Holland, fucking middle.
[03:02:29]  I hit under a fucking parked car until I saw a cab with a light on.
[03:02:34]  And, you know, I look at back, I look at New York City by 77.
[03:02:37]  See, fucking Larry's right on, man.
[03:02:40]  I've never even heard about this.
[03:02:42]  The whole city went ducked.
[03:02:43]  I don't look at me.
[03:02:45]  The New York City blackout of 1977 was, click on that Wikipedia.
[03:02:48]  July 13th, 14th, two days, yeah.
[03:02:50]  The only New York City blackout of 1977 was an electricity blackout that affected most of New York City on July 13th through the 14th.
[03:02:58]  So two days.
[03:02:59]  The only unaffected neighborhoods in the city were in southern Queens, including neighborhoods of the Rockaways.
[03:03:05]  Wow.
[03:03:06]  And also, you could look at city.
[03:03:09]  What kind of fuckery happened during those two days?
[03:03:11]  I bet you it was like the purge.
[03:03:13]  Oh, go look at, see, scroll that.
[03:03:14]  The Co op City.
[03:03:16]  Co op City, when I was young, Co op City was blacked out.
[03:03:21]  Was Co op City blacked out during the.
[03:03:23]  I'm not sure.
[03:03:24]  Nope.
[03:03:25]  They said the only two cities that I'm on the way and see what it means.
[03:03:28]  Co op City.
[03:03:30]  They had their own generators.
[03:03:31]  We were watching it from where we lived and it was light.
[03:03:33]  Oh, they had generators?
[03:03:34]  Yeah.
[03:03:34]  Not generators, their own electrical plant outside the city.
[03:03:37]  Oh, really?
[03:03:38]  It's called Co op City.
[03:03:39]  Co op City, New York, was it blacked out?
[03:03:44]  I'm saying no.
[03:03:45]  I've been pretty good today.
[03:03:46]  My dates are pretty good.
[03:03:47]  What do you think?
[03:03:48]  You are.
[03:03:48]  You know, you got to like that.
[03:03:50]  You know, you're going to like that.
[03:03:51]  You're on that fucking dick juice.
[03:03:52]  You got a better memory.
[03:03:53]  You're damn right.
[03:03:54]  That dick.
[03:03:54]  I'm going to show it to you.
[03:03:56]  When I leave, you're going to go in with me.
[03:03:57]  You could light that cigar, you know.
[03:03:59]  You shoot me up with it?
[03:04:00]  Give me a shot?
[03:04:00]  Yeah, of course.
[03:04:02]  I've shot many people up with it.
[03:04:05]  Co op City.
[03:04:05]  Over there.
[03:04:07]  No, Co op City and the story of.
[03:04:08]  Yeah, just put is Co op.
[03:04:10]  Was Co op City.
[03:04:13]  I don't know.
[03:04:15]  Did Co op City have an electric door in the blackout in 77?
[03:04:18]  That's what you got to say.
[03:04:18]  You're saying it didn't?
[03:04:19]  I say it didn't.
[03:04:20]  You say it did.
[03:04:20]  It did have power.
[03:04:22]  It did.
[03:04:22]  It was lit up like a fucking Christmas tree.
[03:04:24]  Is he putting that in?
[03:04:27]  Oh.
[03:04:28]  I just want to see that.
[03:04:29]  The man, I think of my life, you know, right now I'm 61.
[03:04:35]  And I said, that's why I don't think I'm going to live with 80.
[03:04:39]  Open heart surgery, my fucking back.
[03:04:41]  You seen this back?
[03:04:42]  Yeah, but who knows?
[03:04:42]  I'll show it on your.
[03:04:43]  All right, all right, show it.
[03:04:44]  Look at this.
[03:04:46]  Oh!
[03:04:49]  Holy shit.
[03:04:50]  Line all the way from your ass to the top of your back.
[03:04:53]  What did I drop?
[03:04:54]  That was the microphone stand fell.
[03:04:56]  Oh, this?
[03:04:56]  No, no, no, this.
[03:04:58]  Oh, oh, fuck.
[03:04:59]  Yeah, yeah, you're good.
[03:05:00]  You're good.
[03:05:01]  You finally can't find it.
[03:05:03]  That's all right.
[03:05:04]  I'll get it on my phone.
[03:05:04]  You need a mic.
[03:05:05]  I'd get it on my phone and get it, but don't worry about it.
[03:05:07]  We just did three hours.
[03:05:08]  What?
[03:05:08]  Let's wrap it up.
[03:05:09]  Three hours and 15 minutes, actually.
[03:05:11]  What time did I get here?
[03:05:13]  You got here at like 1 30.
[03:05:14]  1 30, yeah.
[03:05:15]  We started right away.
[03:05:16]  Five o'clock.
[03:05:17]  What time do you normally go from?
[03:05:20]  What time do I normally go from?
[03:05:20]  Okay, on air, you're going to do two things.
[03:05:22]  You and I are going to do two things.
[03:05:24]  What?
[03:05:25]  I'm going to get you some good guests and you're going to get me some good guests.
[03:05:27]  Let's do it.
[03:05:28]  I got some good ones for you.
[03:05:29]  Okay.
[03:05:30]  And then I always think other podcasters and guys that you could try to get, you know, push people to or something like that.
[03:05:36]  My son asked me to get something from you once, and what was it?
[03:05:39]  I forget whose name.
[03:05:40]  Want some stickers?
[03:05:41]  Yeah, you know, I wear your shirt.
[03:05:43]  Do you really?
[03:05:43]  I got another one for you.
[03:05:44]  I sent you a picture of me in your shirt.
[03:05:47]  Oh, yeah, you did.
[03:05:47]  You gave me the Pornhub shirt.
[03:05:49]  Yeah, yeah, that was good.
[03:05:50]  I'm going to show you some more.
[03:05:52]  Let me tell you what happened.
[03:05:53]  I was at the airport, right?
[03:05:54]  And someone goes, You're Larry Lawton.
[03:05:57]  I said, Oh, yeah, you.
[03:05:59]  He goes, You're Larry Lawton?
[03:06:00]  I said, Yeah, he goes, Concrete?
[03:06:04]  Is that another show?
[03:06:05]  I said, Yeah, it's a friend of mine over in St. Pete.
[03:06:09]  Holy shit.
[03:06:09]  And that's when I took the picture.
[03:06:11]  I said, you know, because they notice shit like that, you know, and people do.
[03:06:15]  And I usually wear something.
[03:06:16]  All right.
[03:06:17]  Yeah, nothing.
[03:06:17]  All right.
[03:06:18]  You want to clean this up here?
[03:06:19]  Yeah.
[03:06:19]  Let's wrap up.
[03:06:20]  I got some things to tell.
[03:06:22]  Plug your cigars, your YouTube, your podcast, everything.
[03:06:25]  Ah, plug it.
[03:06:26]  I think I know it.
[03:06:26]  Yes.
[03:06:27]  If you got to check out any of my videos or my podcast, first of all, my podcast is the real deal with Larry Lawton.
[03:06:33]  We were top 1% at a 2,900,000-something podcast.
[03:06:37]  But here's the better nut: we do something no one does.
[03:06:41]  We literally never ever cut.
[03:06:44]  I have to tell people if you come in here, if you want to get canceled, you want to say some bullshit, say it because that's what's going to happen.
[03:06:52]  I, we have not, if a friend comes in, I fuck up.
[03:06:56]  We, Garfield, we made a star.
[03:06:58]  He goes on his route and people say, oh, you're on Larry's show and shit like that.
[03:07:02]  Cause we got a lot of people in Larry because the paper follows us and everything.
[03:07:06]  And so that's the real deal.
[03:07:08]  And that goes on every Monday and Friday.
[03:07:10]  And we literally tape it, it's up.
[03:07:11]  So it's not even every day.
[03:07:12]  No, Monday and Friday.
[03:07:13]  Oh, Monday and Friday.
[03:07:15]  We had some really good shows coming up on that.
[03:07:18]  And I had guys like Randy Linea, CEOs and stuff, congressmen, stuff like that.
[03:07:22]  And then my YouTube channel, I still love that.
[03:07:26]  And I still do Ask Me Anythings.
[03:07:27]  I do some crazy shit.
[03:07:29]  I got something else coming.
[03:07:30]  I got to tell.
[03:07:30]  I'm going to tease it right here.
[03:07:32]  I have a cooking show.
[03:07:33]  We did our first.
[03:07:34]  I got some professionals coming down from California, obviously.
[03:07:38]  I worked with them on other TV shows.
[03:07:40]  And it's going to be On the Road with Larry Lawton, Cooking Around the World.
[03:07:44]  We actually went and did one pilot show.
[03:07:46]  People fucking love and networks are interested already.
[03:07:48]  I'm going to show you in the RV.
[03:07:51]  I'm changing things in the RV because it's going to be a mobile studio.
[03:07:54]  I mean, a cooking studio.
[03:07:56]  That's amazing.
[03:07:57]  And I got obviously my program, and I speak all over the country, but the cigars.
[03:08:01]  Please go check them out.
[03:08:03]  The cigars are my legacy.
[03:08:05]  They got a website?
[03:08:06]  Yes, crookeddiamond.com.
[03:08:08]  Crookeddiamond.com.
[03:08:09]  Is it Crooked Diamond?
[03:08:11]  About to find out.
[03:08:12]  Yeah.
[03:08:15]  CrookedDiamondCigar.com.
[03:08:17]  CrookedDiamondCigar.com.
[03:08:19]  You got to be 20.
[03:08:19]  It's your own humidor.
[03:08:21]  Yeah, it's a beautiful box.
[03:08:22]  Hold up.
[03:08:22]  Show that.
[03:08:22]  Is that a great box right here?
[03:08:23]  That's a beautiful box.
[03:08:24]  Look at this.
[03:08:24]  That great box.
[03:08:26]  And look at this.
[03:08:27]  Magnetics here.
[03:08:29]  It's unbelievable.
[03:08:30]  There we go.
[03:08:31]  Yeah, look at it.
[03:08:31]  That's it.
[03:08:32]  Yeah, that's my cigar.
[03:08:33]  We have three sizes.
[03:08:33]  We have four sizes.
[03:08:35]  The Churchill, which is a 7x50.
[03:08:38]  Then we got a 6x50.
[03:08:40]  We got a 5x50.
[03:08:42]  And a 6x60.
[03:08:44]  And the Larry Special, the 7x7.
[03:08:46]  7x6.
[03:08:47]  7x6.
[03:08:48]  He's a seven by six with a smiley face on the tip.
[03:08:53]  Oh, you know, nobody knows that.
[03:08:57]  Oh, now you want me to cut out my podcast?
[03:08:59]  You can live with it.
[03:09:00]  You don't want to know my dick is everywhere anyway.
[03:09:02]  I'm sure if anybody Google my fucking dick, it'll be somewhere.
[03:09:04]  I guarantee that.
[03:09:05]  Oh, I'm going to put this right next to Carrill's.
[03:09:07]  Do it.
[03:09:07]  I have assholes.
[03:09:08]  Take a couple of them.
[03:09:09]  Yeah, a couple.
[03:09:10]  I got them on my thing, and people go, where are they?
[03:09:11]  I got the Buccaneers ones too, like the Bucks logo.
[03:09:14]  I like the porn one.
[03:09:15]  Yeah, of course I do.
[03:09:16]  I don't have the stickers for the porn one, though.
[03:09:17]  Yeah, the porn's the best.
[03:09:18]  All right, Larry.
[03:09:19]  Thanks again, man.
[03:09:20]  Thank you.
[03:09:21]  I want to say thanks again.
[03:09:22]  And are you going to come over and see me?
[03:09:24]  Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
[03:09:24]  I'll come over next time there's surf.
[03:09:26]  I'll come over in there.
[03:09:27]  I'll have a surf trip with some new pockets.
[03:09:28]  Yeah, absolutely.
[03:09:29]  Okay, good.
[03:09:30]  I'll let you surf.
[03:09:30]  I know a lot of surfers, too, and they know when it's yet.
[03:09:33]  I'll hook you up.
[03:09:34]  Let's do it.
[03:09:34]  Have a great day.
[03:09:35]  All right, goodbye.