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Feb. 16, 2023 - Triggered - Donald Trump Jr
03:13
If The Aliens Are Invading, Do You Trust JOE BIDEN To Deal With It? 😂
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Aliens? I don't know, but the Pentagon doesn't seem to know what keeps these objects aloft, according to news media.
We're calling them objects, not balloons, for a reason, says U.S. Air Force General Glenn Van Herc.
Well, guys, if the aliens are coming, I sure as hell know that I feel confident that Joe Biden is the Commander-in-Chief, because Oh my God, we're gonna die, aren't we?
Don't worry, guys.
I'm sure Biden will be all over it with total competence.
Definitely the person you want in charge when dealing with foreign objects of unknown propulsion systems like an alien invasion.
He will do great, guys.
And we're probably dead.
But again...
Asked if he's ruled out aliens.
A top U.S. general says he hasn't ruled out anything.
Listen for yourself.
Hi. Thanks, Pat, and thanks for doing this.
This is for General Van Herc.
Because you still haven't been able to tell us what these things are that we are shooting out of the sky, that raises the question, have you ruled out aliens or extraterrestrials?
And if so, why? Because that is what everyone is asking us right now.
Thanks for the question, Helene.
I'll let the intel community and the counterintelligence community figure that out.
I haven't ruled out anything at this point.
We continue to assess every threat or potential threat unknown that approaches North America with an attempt to identify it.
So we haven't ruled out anything.
We haven't ruled out aliens.
It may be China.
They may have stolen technology of ours and made it better, which wouldn't surprise anyone since we do nothing to protect our own IP against China.
They violate it all the time.
It's literally probably trillions of dollars that they've stolen.
They change one little thing and make it their own or they make it better, but they don't spend any of the R&D research and development billions That we put in there.
They just steal it, make it their own, like it's theirs.
And we sit there and say, this is wonderful.
So maybe it's Shannon.
They're probably way ahead of us in some of these things because of what they've been able to stall.
But this guy hasn't ruled out aliens.
This guy's having like an accident tomorrow.
Discussing aliens is probably the only thing more dangerous than dishing dirt on the Clintons or interning for Joe Scarborough.
Okay, that's a tweet I put up over the weekend because that is not a great way to stay alive, it seems.
It seems. That's like, you know, I've got information on Hillary and then you're out.
So I wish this guy the best.
I appreciate the honesty in them not ruling out anything.
I'm dismayed that Joe Biden could be the guy in charge because, man, that would seemingly only encourage an enemy to attack us, watching that kind of bumbling incompetence at such a high level.
But that is where we are, folks.
So good luck, and if the aliens come, I'm sure Joe will botch that like he has everything else.
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