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Joe Biden's Fall
00:02:24
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| Well, guys, you all saw the Joe Biden bike fall. | |
| And I, for one, am shocked. | |
| I'm shocked that they'd actually let Joe Biden ride a bicycle without training wheels on it. | |
| And I actually mean that seriously, right? | |
| It's not like this is the first time Joe Biden's fallen. | |
| I mean, you've seen multiple times he's tripping up the stairs to Air Force One. | |
| You would think the same people That put, like, I guess a comms person in the Easter Bunny suit that prevented him from speaking at Easter to a bunch of Democrat supporters at the White House Easter Egg Roll would probably be like, you know what? | |
| Maybe a bicycle's not the best thing for you, Joe. | |
| But they let him do it. | |
| And... It perhaps led to A, some of the best meme content in the world. | |
| I'll share some of those with you at the end of this. | |
| We definitely had some winners, some losers, some stuff that was actually sort of incredible for Father's Day. | |
| But I'm not sure there's ever been a more perfect metaphor For the current state of our country than Joe Biden falling off of his bicycle while standing still for apparently no reason. | |
| Again, I couldn't get his foot out of the clip. | |
| Well, you lean to one side, like you don't lean to the side that you don't have your foot out of the clip in a pedal, right? | |
| That's not how it works. But most people would know that. | |
| My toddlers knew that when they learned how to ride a bike. | |
| Joe Biden does not. | |
| How long? Until they blame Trump, folks. | |
| How long until they blame Putin? | |
| I mean, I guess they figured they'd run it like a couple of months and then maybe blame Trump or Putin sort of like they did with inflation. | |
| It was skyrocketing and then they said, no, no, it's all Putin. | |
| Even though the graphs clearly show it was rocketing to record heights prior to that. | |
| But we have perhaps the best metaphor of the entire Biden presidency. | |
| When he falls off his bike in front of the world. | |
| Everything's great, folks. Everything's great. | |
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Carpe Dunctum Memes
00:00:33
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| Can't make it up. But here are some of the best memes. | |
| I personally liked this one, the Happy Father's Day one where it's my father helping a little Joe learn how to ride a bike. | |
| I thought that was pretty epic. | |
| And then In terms of video memes, there's one of the ultimates, which is the Carpe Dunctum, Donald Trump throwing a MAGA hat and knocking Joe off his bike. | |
| You have the golf meme recycled, the one that they used when he was falling up the stairs of Air Force One. | |
| But this one may take the cake. | |