I Can't Believe It's True: Michael Jackson is Alive!
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Okay guys, this is really big news.
I actually, I just got off an airplane.
I saw this clip.
Lost Wi-Fi service while we were landing and I had to address it immediately because I can't believe we didn't figure this out till now.
But just now on Tucker Carlson, I saw What appears to be real video evidence that Michael Jackson is actually still alive.
Michael Jackson. They told us that he died like 12 years ago.
Now, I just saw video evidence that looks irrefutable.
I mean, it looks exactly like him.
And for the record, I knew Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson was our neighbor in Trump Tower.
I used to play Nintendo with Michael Jackson.
So this looks exactly like it.
And it appears that Tucker Carlson was able to find Michael Jackson, who appeared live on Face the Nation this weekend.
Again, It could be a deep fake.
It could be someone that incredibly closely resembles Michael Jackson.
But check it out and see for yourself, because to me, To me, it's a no-brainer.
And again, I knew the guy.
I couldn't even wait to get in my car to get home to talk about it.
That's how crazy it is.
It's so close.
The likeness is uncanny.
Check out what Tucker Carlson was able to discover.
And I'm glad we have people like him doing journalism, finding these sorts of things so we can call it out.
Michael, if that's you, I hope you're doing well, man.
I hope you're doing well. So yesterday was Sunday.
You may have found yourself on the couch idly flipping around the TV dial.
And if you flipped far enough, you could have had the shock of your life.
Michael Jackson was on Face the Nation.
Now, to be clear, this wasn't video of Michael Jackson performing his hit songs in the 1990s.
This appeared to be a living version of the international pop star that news reports claim died of a drug OD more than a dozen years ago.
And yet, despite those claims, there he was, fully, undeniably Michael Jackson talking on television.
How can that be? Honestly, we have no idea.
We're not theologians here.
This is merely a news program.
We can only show you what we saw.
Here it is. There's nothing more important for us to do than protect our Constitution and our democracy.
What the Republicans are doing across the country is really a legislative continuation of what they did on January 6th, which is to undermine our democracy.
See? Michael Jackson.
That was him. No Billie Jean.
Apparently he's given up singing, now he's telling lies about politics.
Same man. If you've ever seen Michael Jackson, you cannot forget the face.