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Big News: Tucker Claims Michael Jackson Alive
00:02:23
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| Okay guys, this is really big news. | |
| I actually, I just got off an airplane. | |
| I saw this clip. | |
| Lost Wi-Fi service while we were landing and I had to address it immediately because I can't believe we didn't figure this out till now. | |
| But just now on Tucker Carlson, I saw What appears to be real video evidence that Michael Jackson is actually still alive. | |
| Michael Jackson. They told us that he died like 12 years ago. | |
| Now, I just saw video evidence that looks irrefutable. | |
| I mean, it looks exactly like him. | |
| And for the record, I knew Michael Jackson. | |
| Michael Jackson was our neighbor in Trump Tower. | |
| I used to play Nintendo with Michael Jackson. | |
| So this looks exactly like it. | |
| And it appears that Tucker Carlson was able to find Michael Jackson, who appeared live on Face the Nation this weekend. | |
| Again, It could be a deep fake. | |
| It could be someone that incredibly closely resembles Michael Jackson. | |
| But check it out and see for yourself, because to me, To me, it's a no-brainer. | |
| And again, I knew the guy. | |
| I couldn't even wait to get in my car to get home to talk about it. | |
| That's how crazy it is. | |
| It's so close. | |
| The likeness is uncanny. | |
| Check out what Tucker Carlson was able to discover. | |
| And I'm glad we have people like him doing journalism, finding these sorts of things so we can call it out. | |
| Michael, if that's you, I hope you're doing well, man. | |
| I hope you're doing well. So yesterday was Sunday. | |
| You may have found yourself on the couch idly flipping around the TV dial. | |
| And if you flipped far enough, you could have had the shock of your life. | |
| Michael Jackson was on Face the Nation. | |
| Now, to be clear, this wasn't video of Michael Jackson performing his hit songs in the 1990s. | |
| This appeared to be a living version of the international pop star that news reports claim died of a drug OD more than a dozen years ago. | |
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Michael Jackson's Return
00:00:49
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| And yet, despite those claims, there he was, fully, undeniably Michael Jackson talking on television. | |
| How can that be? Honestly, we have no idea. | |
| We're not theologians here. | |
| This is merely a news program. | |
| We can only show you what we saw. | |
| Here it is. There's nothing more important for us to do than protect our Constitution and our democracy. | |
| What the Republicans are doing across the country is really a legislative continuation of what they did on January 6th, which is to undermine our democracy. | |
| See? Michael Jackson. | |
| That was him. No Billie Jean. | |
| Apparently he's given up singing, now he's telling lies about politics. | |
| Same man. If you've ever seen Michael Jackson, you cannot forget the face. | |