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Wuhan Lab Leak Theory
00:02:17
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| I wanted to start with something. | |
| What was Donald Trump right about? | |
| Everything! We see that now, right guys? | |
| Right? At what point in time in these morons' minds was, I don't know, the Wuhan lab leak theory not the most plausible argument in the year 2020? | |
| Of course it was. No, no, no. | |
| It didn't originate in the lab that studies the exact virus that has contaminated the world. | |
| No way. It happened two feet outside that lab. | |
| Don't laugh. You're now cancelled. | |
| Congratulations. By laughing, you would have been thrown off every social media platform. | |
| You would have been thrown out of a job in science because, you know, science no longer follows the rules of physics, right? | |
| They don't follow math. | |
| They follow the narrative dictated by CNN because that is able to manipulate the rules of physics. | |
| It's not what I learned in science, but in all fairness, they're pushing the boundaries of what we have all learned in science for the last few years, right? | |
| Just ask the male weightlifters In the Olympics, competing against females. | |
| Minor details, but what do I know? | |
| So, the world is going to hell. | |
| Right? Have you tried filling up your tank? | |
| Right? Don't forget, you did save 16 cents on your entire barbecue. | |
| The only problem... No, you did. | |
| It's very real. 16 cents for your whole family on the barbecue. | |
| The only problem is if you had to get in your car and drive to... | |
| I don't know. The end of your driveway. | |
| That savings was eaten up, and then some. | |
| Minor details, right? | |
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Russia Pipelines and Negotiations
00:01:48
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| I mean, because that's how it works. | |
| That's the narrative that you're sold, right? | |
| It's the Republicans who've obviously been pushing to defund the police, right? | |
| Jen Psaki told me so, so it must be true. | |
| Is that true, or did you see it on CNN? Right? | |
| So you all know what's going on. | |
| Bombing stuff in the Middle East again. | |
| We're giving Russia pipelines. | |
| We can't have them ourselves. | |
| Our energy prices go through the roof. | |
| Last week, maybe it was the week before, at the G7, remember? | |
| the media came out and they were saying that the proof that Joe Biden hasn't | |
| lost it, the proof that he isn't riddled with dementia was that Vladimir Putin | |
| said that he seemed very sharp. | |
| Can't make this stuff up folks. | |
| I don't know. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that if it was Donald Trump that Vladimir Putin said that about... | |
| It'd be a slightly different response. | |
| What do you think, Mercedes? You understand this a little bit, comms, right? | |
| Probably a little different. | |
| Do you ever think that maybe Vlad is thrilled to negotiate against a dolt? | |
| I mean, no, no, no. | |
| He's getting everything that he wants, right? | |
| He got a pipeline from Russia for Russia. | |
| He's making billions from the EU. Joe Biden says the EU is the backbone of NATO. Minor details. | |
| We spend 70% of their budget protecting them from the very Russians that they are enriching with this pipeline. | |