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I Love Those Barrettes
00:02:24
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| Okay guys, you gotta check out this video of Joe Biden. | |
| This is sort of what someone wisely on Twitter said, this is what peak late republic looks like, right? | |
| It's... We're good to go. | |
| You're stumbling, rambling nonsense, incoherent message, not being able to read the teleprompter. | |
| But here, all he had to do, all he had to do was get through a teleprompter without being a creep. | |
| And he can't do it. | |
| He looks at a little girl in the audience, the daughter of a veteran. | |
| He says, I love those barrettes in your hair. | |
| Man, I tell you what, you look like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady with her legs crossed. | |
| And, you know, I'm honored to be joined today by Governor Northam and by two great representatives of the Commonwealth, Congressman Laurie and Congressman Scott. | |
| And I want to thank you for all that you do to represent these service veterans, because they're devoted to you. | |
| The family members, the caregivers, survivors will call Virginia home. | |
| I'm especially honored to share the stage with Brittany, And Jordan and Nathan and Margaret Catherine. | |
| I love those barrettes in her hair, man. | |
| I tell you what. Look at her. | |
| She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a little lady in her wedding squad. | |
| Brittany, you're doing triple duty as a veteran, a military spouse, and a teacher. | |
| How cringe can it get? | |
| I mean, I thought, you know, at least Kamala Harris is bad in like an evil, like I hate America way. | |
| Joe's just creepy and all he has to do is avoid it. | |
| Listen, we understand Joe is going to get the special treatment from the media. | |
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Let Us Read It
00:00:43
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| They are going to take care of him at all costs. | |
| They will pretend that there's nothing wrong with literally like dozens, if not significantly more, videos of him just being a weirdo to young children. | |
| But all he had to do was avoid it. | |
| Like, does he understand the words that are coming out of his mouth? | |
| I don't think he does. | |
| Like I said, it's easier if anyone's watched his speech. | |
| If he just turned the teleprompter around and let us read it for ourselves... | |
| We'd be like, oh great, Joe's speechwriters maybe did a decent job trying to articulate what he's saying. | |
| Because he literally doesn't seem to be capable of doing that. | |
| So check it out. Let me know your thoughts. | |
| And let me think if you think that this is normal for a president or for anyone. | |
| Because you can't make this crap up anymore, guys. | |