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Jan. 7, 2022 - David Icke
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Have You Heard The One About The Humans Who Gave Their World Away To Morons? It's A Cracker
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Music Music Music Music Hello and welcome to the DavidEyke.Connector videocast as we come back to the madhouse, this time labelled 2022.
Now, of course, in this year we have to do everything we can to push back on the madness and the fascism that's Being imposed upon us around the world, but we've also got a laugh.
Laughter is very, very important.
First of all, it's very difficult to laugh and be fearful at the same time.
And when you observe what has happened in the world in the last two years and what is happening now, Then what can you do except laugh at it and laugh at the people behind it because it's hysterical.
I'll give you a few examples as we go along.
And the other important thing about laughing at the nonsense and laughing at the people Behind the nonsense is that the the insiders of this global cult pushing this agenda are very insecure people.
Don't let them kid you with their bravado and their apparent super confidence.
That's trying to convince them as much as it is anyone else.
They are very insecure people because they have to control everything.
You look at any control freak That you've ever come across and control freaks always want to control everything because they are insecure.
People who are secure don't have to control everything.
They are very happy with states of flux.
These people are terrified of states of flux where the outcome is not callable.
And they impose their will through intimidation and making people frightened of them.
So when people laugh at them, They don't know what to do.
Because their vehicle for power, intimidation and fear, is not only not there, it's been reversed.
And the people that are supposed to be frightened of them are laughing at them.
And this is a very, very important aspect of where we need to go and what we need to do, I would suggest.
Now, when I was a kid...
Long time ago, in the 1950s.
There used to be a song on the radio a lot, and it was called The Laughing Policeman.
And this is the chorus of that song.
And I suggest it should become an anthem of the freedom movement.
Because we need to laugh at these morons.
And morons?
Of course they're morons. Anyone that wants to impose their will on everyone else is a moron by definition.
So, here we go, the laughing policeman, what we need to do with the psychopaths and morons.
So what is there to laugh at?
Bye.
Well, like I say, we do need to take what's going on seriously, of course, because we're trying to impose fascism on the world.
But when you think about it, there's so much to bloody laugh at.
We have had people over the last two years who have sat in their homes meekly, Willingly.
They have avoided people in the street.
I've had it. Seen it.
Oh! You're not six foot away.
We've had people walking around in face nappies, face diapers.
Just because someone tells them.
And we've had people lining up for a fake jab.
That's not actually a vaccine.
And all because of a virus that still two years on has never been shown by any scientific paper to exist, except as a computer program, which is what it is.
And when people look back at this period with the hindsight of realizing what's actually gone on, I mean, how embarrassing is that?
To have done all of these things.
To have rang people in the shops for not wearing a face nappy.
To have allowed your kids to have them on all day at school.
To have said your kids must have a fake jab.
And all the time, there was no scientific paper on planet Earth saying...
This is the proof that this virus actually exists.
And they'll look back and they'll say, what were we doing taking seriously and not, what they call it, laughing out loud?
When they said that if you have a test, with a test not testing for the virus, the PCR test, and die of any other cause within 28 days, then COVID-19 goes on your death certificate.
What were we doing agreeing to that and not saying, hold on a minute, that's mad?
And now, in England, what they're saying is, The lateral flow test, which is useless, so useless it's had to be confirmed any positive by the PCR test, which is not testing for the virus.
Now they've dropped the PCR test and saying all you need to do is have a lateral flow test positive and you are a case and you have to isolate and create all the mayhem that's going on in the world.
With staff shortages everywhere you look because people are sitting at home because they've tested positive with a test not even beginning to test for the virus.
I think I think we will actually find looking back an enormous amount to laugh at an enormous amount Among great swathes of the population worldwide to be seriously embarrassed about.
And here's confirmation of the nonsense, the lunacy of this testing regime And of course, the more you test, the more fake cases you're going to get, the more you justify your fascism.
And by removing the PCR confirmation from the lateral flow test, you are going to get a lot more positives.
And thus more cases, and thus more isolation, and thus more chaos in society through Staff shortages.
But we've had confirmation that the PCR test, for instance, is giving, well, I say 100% false positives.
Absolutely. But even if you believe the official story, vast numbers of false positives.
Which have put up the numbers of cases, and those cases, if people die within 28 days, it's put up the number of deaths.
And people are running around, oh my god, COVID, COVID, and it's a scam!
It's frustrating, and you can meet it on that level, and I do understand that.
But actually, it's bloody hilarious.
So this is the story this week.
It's written by John Rapoport, a real journalist in America.
The head of the CDC, Rochelle Walensky, if you want a personification of moronic, well, Rochelle Walensky will fit the bill.
She's only running the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention that's driving much of this COVID reaction policy.
Nothing to worry about.
But she's an idiot.
Anyway, she announced in a White House press briefing That the PCR test can register positive, meaning the person is infected, long after the infection has gone.
Now this is even if you believe in the virus.
So what she said was people can remain PCR positive for up to 12 weeks after infection and long after they are transmissible and infectious.
Which, of course, means even on that level, never mind the PCR test not testing for the virus at all, even on that level, that means millions of false positives have been logged as real cases in the past two years, which has had people running around wearing their face nappies
saying, oh my god, COVID and all these cases, all these deaths.
So Rappaport says, what is the sound of the White House press corps after Walensky's
admission?
The answer is nothing, zero, silence, and not stunned silence, no clueless silence.
Sold out silence.
And he suggests a letter written to everybody.
By the CDC that goes something like this.
Dear Mr.
Smith, we here at the CDC wish to inform you that your positive PCR COVID test administered in the spring of 2020 was misleading.
There was no proof it meant you were infected.
Therefore, your isolation, your hospitalization, during which your business closed and went into bankruptcy, Your wife left home taking up residence with the children at her mother's.
Your business partner committed suicide.
All that was unnecessary.
Thank you for your understanding.
Now, like I say, you can meet that fact with Extraordinary, potentially, levels of frustration and anger.
Or you can you can look at it and realize what a lunatic asylum we actually live in and how the only way to break that tension of frustration and anger is To bloody laugh.
I mean, to say you couldn't make it up doesn't even cut it.
Well, they have made it up, of course, that's the point.
So, Rappaport goes on, of course, the blind following the blind following Fauci will say, but the CDC couldn't have made a mistake that big.
There must be some explanation.
And yes, there is an explanation.
The CDC and other public health officials have known all along that they were running a scam, committing a crime, a Nuremberg-type crime.
And this is why your Facebooks and your YouTubes And your Twitters and your mass bloody media have spent the last two years engaging in the most extreme levels of censorship that almost can be imagined.
Because that lunatic, ludicrous official story of, quote, COVID... Can only be protected from the exposure that's child's play if that exposure is silenced in the main public arena.
So, the lunacy goes on.
We now have Omicron and Omicron is the new variant and it's more transmissible.
Oh really? Why is it more transmissible?
Well, because in the PCR test protocol for other variants and the virus itself, the test had to pick up what they call three primers to be a positive.
And give you a case. Now, with Omicron, it only has to pick up two primers to give you a case.
And therefore, all those former negatives are now positive.
And now they're saying, see, it's more transmissible.
No, it's not. It's another trick of the test.
Not testing for the virus.
It's... It's extraordinary...
The naivety of so much of the human race that they could be played so easily on the basis of a story that just as easily can be demolished.
But when you demolish it, you're the villain.
If you believe the lies, you're a good citizen.
But to be fair, this virus must exist.
It must exist and it must be something to fear because it's obviously so bloody clever.
See, as we've seen in the last...
Two years. This virus goes around with a tape measure.
Always carries a tape measure because then it knows only to infect people who are not six foot apart.
And it also wears a watch, apparently a very good watch, because it has to know when the pubs and the bars are closing early, according to the impositions of government, so that it doesn't infect anyone before the bars close and only afterwards.
When all the people have gone home and it also has to continually have a calendar because then when governments say we're going to introduce these measures but only in two weeks time that it knows not to infect anybody or try to infect anybody until the two weeks are up and now We can see that the virus has a sleigh.
And apparently, I guess you could call it, we have a Santa Claus variant.
With this story, COVID reaches the Antarctic.
Polar researchers report outbreak at remote station.
Polar researchers in remote Antarctica have fallen victim to coronavirus, despite taking strict health precautions, being fully fake vaccinated, and living miles from civilization.
Two-thirds of the 25 staff, based in Belgium's Princess Elizabeth Polar Station, have caught COVID, The Le Soir newspaper reported, proving there is no escape from the global pandemic.
No, actually, there's no escape from the global insanity.
The Omicron outbreak Happened despite all staff passing multiple PCR tests, not testing for the virus, quarantining and living in one of the most remote places in the world.
All 25 researchers were fully vaccinated and one had had a booster shot.
I did mention about the need to laugh, didn't I? But...
It continues. Massachusetts School District confirms their complete insanity.
I wrote this headline, so you probably guessed that.
Banned students, banned as in play instruments, banned students, ordered to fake play music amid made-up Omicron People in white coats, please.
Urgent. The headline says.
Banned classes in a suburban Boston school system.
I've gotten far quieter.
This can't be true.
This can't be true. Oh, it seems it is.
As administrators are reportedly requiring students to silently finger their instruments without mouthpieces...
To prevent the spread of COVID-19.
Grade-school students in Wilmington, Massachusetts have been barred from blowing their woodwind or brass instruments Such as trumpets, clarinets, flutes and trombones during classroom lessons.
Students are expected to assemble their instruments, accept mouthpieces, and move their fingers across the keys to simulate playing during exercises and songs.
They must also wear masks at all times.
Oh my God!
How do I play a trumpet?
Well, what you do is you take the mouthpiece off, you put a mask on.
And then you do that over the keys, like, you know, and that's it.
But it won't make any noise.
No worries, that's alright.
They must also wear masks at all times.
Percussion students will be free to play their instruments as usual.
since banging drums and cymbals doesn't involve blowing assholes into the classroom.
Ah, ah.
Many white coats absolutely overseeing the teaching staff.
Love.
Thank you.
And you can understand or try to how people have allowed and is allowed themselves to be absolutely frozen in fear of this virus never shown.
To exist by a scientific paper.
But... It's also a bloody head-shaker.
Here's the story. Kent's mom drives her nine-year-old daughter 13 hours to Italy to get COVID vaccine, fake vaccine.
Because under-12s can only get the COVID jab in the UK if they are classed as clinically vulnerable.
So this mother Told the BBC she made the journey with her daughter who has Italian citizenship from Maidstone in Kent to Milan to protect, quote, the most precious thing in the world, Not sanity, obviously, and she wasn't taking any chances with the virus.
I'd rather risk a vaccine we know a fair amount about than take potluck with a virus about which we know very little, she told the BBC. Well, lady, I'm afraid you know nothing about the fake vaccine, otherwise you wouldn't have let your daughter have it, never mind driven her 13 hours to Italy to have it.
If you did know what was in it, you'd probably be shocked and staggered and say, why didn't they tell us?
Well, why didn't they tell you?
Because they want you to put it inside your body and your daughter's body, because they know if you knew what was in it, you wouldn't.
So, why would I not give protection to the most precious thing in the world to me, my daughter, rather than run the risk of her turning around to me in 5, 10, 15 years' time saying, Mom, I've got heart problems, I've got brain problems, I've got lung problems, why didn't you do all you could at the time to protect me?
Well, lady, Those things like heart problems and brain problems and lung problems are all provable consequences for so many people now of having the fake vaccine.
And So, vaccination guidance for 5 to 11-year-olds in Britain will be issued in due course in England.
And, well, that guidance will obviously say that they should have it because the whole agenda is that everyone is forced to have this life-changing and, for many, life-ending fake vaccine.
So, I remember seeing some footage, you know, there was this big protest in Amsterdam at the weekend.
And there were police officers going up to people banging drums, singing, you know, at the protest, saying that if they didn't stop banging their drums and singing, they would be arrested.
And what we have before us is an invasion of the zombies.
A zombie mentality that has infected politicians, doctors and medical staff in general, Police, media, and great swathes of the public with mass psychosis.
Here's some examples.
This is Joe Biden.
Shockingly, staggeringly, it can't be true, President of the United States.
And he's walking his dog on a beach, nowhere near anyone, wearing a mask.
How does he think he's going to get infected from the fish?
Then we have this bloke, Lloyd Austin.
He's the defense secretary, tell me it's not true, it is.
He's the defense secretary in the United States, overseeing the American military.
And he's fully jabbed.
And here he is wearing a mask and a welder's helmet.
And he's just announced that he's got COVID. And he's announced that he's got COVID despite being fully jabbed and wearing the said mask and welder's helmet, while at the same time firing troops, healthy troops, for not being fake vaccinated.
And then, of course, around the world, we have people walking around in face nappies and face diapers.
Why? Have you checked that there's no protection, that the holes in the mask are bigger than viral particles, even if you believe in the virus?
No. I've not checked.
Authority says, I've got to do it, so I've got to do it.
Again, the laughable...
The laughable nonsense of all this is that people who say you've got to get the fake vaccine to protect yourself say that those who have not got it are a threat to them.
They say that they wear a mask to protect themselves and those That won't wear a mask are a threat to them.
So it's saying, in effect, that I've got to wear a raincoat to stop you getting wet.
And when you're faced with that level of ridiculousness, once again, what can you do except laugh?
As we are increasingly, certainly those in the freedom movement, are laughing at every latest effort to terrify us into compliance.
Doesn't seem to be working.
No shake. And why would there be, after two years of a tidal wave of lies, That continue to this day.
COVID warning as new variant with 46 mutations.
Nope, still no shake.
Infects 12 in southern France.
Scientists have rung the alarm bells over the emergence of a new variant in southern France.
Experts, they're like cows in Switzerland.
You know the cows are coming because the bells are rattling.
You know an expert who's going around with a bloody alarm bell.
Be frightened, be fearful.
Nope. The index case, as they call it, of this outbreak, had returned from traveling to Cameroon, suggesting to experts, ring, ring, ring, that it may have originated in the African country.
Have you noticed these variants are now starting to come out of Africa, just as they want to mass-vaccinate Africa?
Just a coincidence, nothing to worry about.
So scientists say that SARS-CoV-2 variants have become a major virological, epidemiological, and clinical concern, particularly with regard to the risk of escape from vaccine-induced immunity.
And what they want, of course, is escape from perceived vaccine-induced immunity so they can justify giving you even more fake vaccines.
For fake variants.
And then, what had to happen, didn't it?
It had to bloody happen.
Virus panic.
First case of Florona.
Covid and flu merged to form horror double infection.
Ooh! Nope.
The first case of Florona was found in a young pregnant woman in Israel, which doesn't surprise me at all, because Israel had been at the cutting edge of this vaccine fascism.
The Israeli Health Ministry, actually I was just going to say Israeli Defense Ministry, they run the Health Ministry, is studying the results.
The woman has presented relatively mild symptoms of the disease.
The director of the hospital's gynaecology department said last year we did not witness flu cases among pregnant or birthing women.
No, because you redesignated all of them COVID-19.
It's definitely a great challenge dealing with a woman who comes in with a fever at childbirth.
This is especially when you don't know if it's COVID or the flu, so you refer to them as the same.
What do you mean you don't know if it's COVID or the flu?
Well, the symptoms of COVID are the same as the flu.
Yes, exactly. The disease is the same disease.
They're viral and cause difficulty breathing since both attack the upper respiratory tract.
So what you used to call flu, we'll call COVID-19.
And then we'll really frighten them, we'll say, you got both.
It is...
Unbelievable. And then, again, what can you do but laugh, really?
You've got the most blatant manipulation of the figures, whereby they're saying all these people are in hospital with COVID, when it turns out that Even they admit with their own figures that the great majority of them went into hospital for something else.
And when they went into hospital, they get a test, which is not testing for the virus, and some of them are positive, of course they are.
And so now they go down as a in-hospital with COVID statistic.
Now, if you have a real virus, if you have a real pandemic, you don't need to fix the figures because the virus or the pathogen will do its job without any help and any fixing.
And in doing so, they also manipulated the figures and basically lied.
Basically lied. They have lied.
That this is a pandemic of the unvaccinated when the opposite is actually the case.
And so we've had this...
Well, it's almost a...
It's almost a moment you never thought was going to come.
When Piers Morgan, who bravely described himself as a journalist, not in my criteria, mate, has...
Tweeted this. But how many are in hospital, specifically due to COVID, and how many tested positive when they were admitted for other health issues?
This is now the crucial data to determine Omicron impact.
Well, welcome, however briefly, Mr.
Morgan. To the real world, where some of us have been living since this started, whereby we've been pointing out the figures have been fixed from the start, and you've just sussed one example of it.
Some other figures, two-thirds of those in hospital in Los Angeles have been admitted, two-thirds have been admitted to hospital with something else.
Half a million alone Who are fully fake vaccinated have been diagnosed with
COVID in the fascist state of New York
And this is the same Piers Morgan
Who has been pushing the agenda?
The fascist agenda of lockdown and
distancing and and
Stopping people going to work and earning a living while he goes on and went on through lockdown earning a living
presenting a TV show .
And he's the man who has told those that are intelligent enough, unlike him, To see what these fake vaccines are, that if they don't have them, that they are selfish idiots.
Well, the very thought of Piers Morgan surely justifies another blast.
LAUGHTER And then we come to the lunacy of the fake vaccine itself, which is not claimed to stop transmission or stop you being infected with this virus, even if you believe in it.
But it's increasingly being made mandatory, basically to go about your life.
And so, if you don't have something that doesn't stop transmission and doesn't stop you getting infected, you are somehow a danger to the population.
What can you do except laugh at such insanity?
Though it might be more difficult to laugh when you see the staggering numbers of those killed and maimed for life After having the fake vaccine.
All covered up by these morons in the media.
But there's some you can't cover up.
Like young, healthy footballers and sports people.
In unprecedented, never seen before numbers.
Just collapsing and dying or collapsing and having their careers ended.
And at the same time that that is happening, young people are told to go on getting the fake vaccine and all the boosters that go with it.
And the numbers of people who have died because of the fake vaccine Is utterly mind-blowing.
And the great majority, you see examples of the numbers, but the great majority who've been killed by this stuff have not been registered as being killed by it.
And here's some research, a research paper this week.
Autopsy analysis shows 93% of post-COVID fake vaccination deaths are caused by the jabs.
Research was conducted by Dr.
Sukharit Bhakti and Dr.
Ani Burkhardt and it looked at 15 deceased bodies that were deemed by coroners or public prosecutors to be unrelated to the Fake vaccine.
And this is what's happening all the time.
Someone has the fake vaccine, they die.
And something else goes on the death certificate.
And if anyone pushes it, then the authorities...
This is why they don't want autopsies.
The authorities just dismiss it.
Oh, it's nothing to do with it, nothing to do with it.
Well, these found...
That it is. As anyone with alpha brain cell and active duty knows that it is.
It turns out that 14 of the 15 cases that they looked at, or 93%, did actually die as a result of the fake vaccine, not least through causing the immune system to attack its own body.
And these were all people that the authorities had said no nothing to do with the vaccine.
They found absolute proof that it was.
So look at that 14 out of 15 and spread that across the world.
According to the studies, all the individuals died between seven days and six months post-injection.
Their ages range from 28 all the way up to 95.
The most attacked organ was the heart, as we're seeing with footballers and sports people.
In the people that died, but other organs were attacked as well.
The implications are potentially enormous, resulting in millions of deaths.
And all these people...
I mean, the numbers are staggering.
The number of people who've died as a result of these fake vaccines had their life shortened and suffered...
Life-changing forever consequences.
And the system, with the media's help, goes on saying, get the fake vaccine, and if you don't, then you're evil.
And support for that comes from this, from this week.
Insurance CEO says deaths are 40% Among working age people.
We are seeing right now the highest death rates we have seen in the history of this business.
One America CEO Scott Davidson says.
Davidson said the increase in deaths represents huge, huge numbers.
And that it's not elderly people who are dying, but primarily working age people, 18 to 64, in the prime of life, who are the employees of companies that have group life insurance plans through One America.
And what we saw in just the third quarter, we are seeing it continue into the fourth quarter.
And that's the death rates are up 40% over what they were pre-pandemic.
And just to give you an idea of how bad that is, a three sigma or one in 200 year catastrophe was Would be an increase in 10% on deaths over pre-pandemic numbers.
So 40%, he says, is unheard of.
And that is what is happening all over the world.
While the authorities demonize those deaths.
With the basic, most basic of intelligence, try it, Piers Morgan, to see what these fake vaccines are doing and actually what's in them.
And all the time, they're rolling these out to younger and younger children.
So yes, When you look around, this agenda is being driven by psychopaths, yes.
But moronic psychopaths, like I say, because you don't feel the need to control everybody unless you're a moron.
But the great majority of people in all these professions, including the medical profession, who are pushing all this, are actually just moronic.
And I look, you know, at Scotland and Wales.
There are some great people in Scotland and Wales who are pushing back against this fascism that's being imposed upon them there.
But the simple question, where the bloody hell are the rest of you?
I mean, how hilarious is it That you have all these people in Scotland and Wales, the Celts, who are told what to do by two complete morons.
One is Nicholas Sturgeon in Scotland, who's a look-alike and a sound-alike for the well-known comedian Wee Jimmy Cranky.
And this Lady Sturgeon announces what's going to happen that impacts upon the lives of the whole population of Scotland and the economy of Scotland and the business of Scotland and the employment in Scotland and the very enjoyment of life in Scotland And the great majority just do what this moron tells them.
I mean, how bloody hilarious is that?
What happened to Braveheart?
What happened to the spirit of William Wallace, taking on the English all those centuries ago?
Mel Gibson in the movie. Freedom!
Now it's, go back to your homes and stay there.
We Jimmy Cranky says so.
Oh, all right, then we better do it.
And then there's this guy, Mark Drakeford, in Wales.
If he had a brain cell, it would die of loneliness, this guy.
He's been caught on a hot mic, confirming that he's manipulated the population.
But moronic Drakeford speaks, oh yes, this is what's going to happen.
And the great majority of the people of Wales just do it!
What? What are you doing?
Yeah, that Drakeford, he's an idiot.
Yes, he is! What are you doing?
What he tells you for? And it's the same with vast numbers of people in England, except there's a lot more pushback in England, and that's why we went through Christmas and New Year without the restriction level of Scotland and Wales.
Because, simple fact, if you take it, they will give it, and if you take it, they will give more.
until you stop taking it. So have you noticed I mean there's always been
morons in positions of power like political power, administrative power
at all levels, always been morons.
But the number of them now is quite shocking.
When you look at your Bidens, your Johnsons, your Sturgeons, your Drakefords, You're...
Daniel Andrews in Victoria, Australia.
All these people. When you look at the moronic nature of all these chief medical officers around the world.
I mean, there's one in New South Wales called Kerry Chant, I think her name is.
I mean... How she functions from getting up to going to bed, I have no idea.
And yet, when she speaks, people do what she says.
Great numbers of them do anyway.
So why are there morons everywhere?
And why are they telling you to do moronic things?
Because the human trait...
That has brought down every tyranny in history is self-respect.
And what they're after is your self-respect.
They want you to see that these people in office are morons.
They want you to see it.
They want you to see that what the morons are telling you to do is moronic.
Because if they can get you...
Please note great numbers in Scotland and Wales as well as everywhere else.
If they can get you to see that a moron is telling you to do moronic things, but you still do it, they've got your self-respect gone.
And when self-respect's deleted, what's left is submission.
Just submission, that's all there is.
And that's what they're after because it's a massive psychological game.
And we had an example Recently of How we Can bring this house of cards that's all it is and we're holding it together this house of cards down By simply refusing to do the moronic things that morons tell us to do we simply don't do them and If we don't do them they can't happen so what happened was That the mayor of Naples in Italy, because Italy's gone full-blown fascist, the mayor of Naples in Italy said, no fireworks at New Year!
No, I have decreed it!
Oh really? This is what happened.
So So
So that's a symbol of the The spirit
That we need in 2022 to bring this
insanity to an end And part of that, yes, we need to focus and take it seriously because it's fascism being imposed upon us.
Why wouldn't we? But laughter has to play a major part in this.
Because if we laugh at these people, they lose their power.
So, what should we think of Bill Gates, Antony Fauci, Boris Johnson, Klaus Schwab, and all these people?
Well, this is what we should think of them.
because it's all their idiocy and their moronic nature deserves.
There are new sheriffs in town in Singapore and there are unnerving many
who live there.
Robots are equipped with seven cameras that enable them to detect undesirable social behaviour.
For instance, if you are incorrectly parking your bike, if you smoke in an unauthorised area or if social distancing is not being respected.
The coronavirus pandemic started in Stage one, you create a problem.
It could be a manufactured virus.
You want a reaction and you want them to either say, do something, or you want them to accept what the authorities suggest must be done.
So one of the agendas is to massively cull the population.
They want to reduce the numbers.
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