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Negative Room Inspection
00:07:52
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| They know they can't stop me from filming the process and they can't stop me from reporting | |
| it but I think you know you're well within your rights as a as a human being, certainly | |
| a human being who's paying £2,280 to the government for this. | |
| Oh, you want me to call zero? | |
| Yeah, zero, and tell them. | |
| Until then. If room is not clean, please send the housekeeping. | |
| This is a bed that's clearly been slept on. | |
| A bin that's full. | |
| Some shit on the floor here. | |
| I don't know what this is. Looks like it's maybe from a Cornetto or something. | |
| Or is it from a box of tissues? | |
| I don't know. This is me after, what, 30 hours of travelling? | |
| I mean, this is supposed to be about keeping things clean, right? | |
| Oh, that's nice. That looks like someone's butt sweat. | |
| That's nice. | |
| I didn't come here with the intention of having a fight. | |
| Or a disagreement or a confrontation or anything. | |
| But it's kind of turned into that. | |
| But I also didn't expect to come into what's supposed to be an extremely well sanitized quarantine hotel to walk into a really muggy room. | |
| I mean, it's muggy in here. | |
| It's very, very humid and warm. | |
| And it smells... | |
| Smells bad. | |
| Smells sweaty. | |
| It's really, really, really warm and humid and a bit smelly. | |
| This window doesn't open. | |
| Like, I'm banging on the window like, let me the fuck out! | |
| Someone! Oh, I'm just filming this here, bro. | |
| I'm just filming the experience that I've paid £2,300 for. | |
| What's the issue, sir? | |
| Oh, the bin is full. | |
| The bed is slept on. | |
| This is all about cleanliness, no? | |
| Quarantining. I mean, I'm still gonna report it. | |
| They didn't like that. | |
| He walked away just now and said, shit. | |
| Because they know. | |
| They know that this is fucked up. | |
| This is supposed to be about keeping things clean, no? | |
| And keeping things hygienic. | |
| Sir, may I come in? Sure. | |
| Sir, we have to go back to the reception because I meet. | |
| Extremely sorry about it. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, please come. | |
| Different view this time. | |
| As you can see, the window's nice and clean. | |
| Again, very... very sterile. | |
| Soundproofed again. If you can see that, there you go. | |
| Soundproofed again. But yeah, the fact that... | |
| the fact that the window is... | |
| you know, they've taken the... | |
| they've taken the catch out. | |
| The fact the window is pretty much bolted shut... | |
| So they told me to call reception if I needed anything. | |
| I need a toothbrush, some toothpaste, and some food would be good. | |
| Yeah, I think this is the fourth or fifth time I've tried this. | |
| It just rings. I don't know if you can hear that. | |
| I can't seem to get the, um, the loudspeaker to work. | |
| Anyway. | |
| Concierge. | |
| Concierge. | |
| . . . | |
| It's just ringing. | |
| It just rings. | |
| I haven't been told anything. | |
| Like, they just kind of gave me this room after giving me the crappy one. | |
| Yeah, this is what it's been like for like the last 10 minutes. | |
| I've called every one of these buttons. | |
| And I've called zero. | |
| And apparently, whatever the fuck I just did with security as well, apparently I called security and they didn't answer either. | |
| Yeah, it just... It just rings out. | |
| But I don't have any water in here. | |
| I don't have anything, you know, to make a cup of tea with. | |
| I don't have any bottle of water to drink. | |
| There's a fridge here with nothing in it. | |
| They just sort of gave me this room and said sorry about the other one. | |
| But they've not told me anything. | |
| They've not said like... | |
| When's feeding time? | |
| Are they gonna throw some food through the hatch in the door or whatever? | |
| Since I am in prison right now. | |
| I'm not sure what's going on. | |
| No one's communicating anything. | |
| And as you can see, We've just tried for like 3-4 minutes to call every one of those buttons and no one answers so I don't know what's going on. | |
| Tested negative before I left Zimbabwe which is a red list country with a bunch of other people who also tested negative in an airport full of people that also tested negative Including staff. | |
| Got onto a plane with a bunch of people who tested negative. | |
| Arrived in a country with a bunch of people who tested negative. | |
| You could do a test now. | |
| If they wanted to do a test now, you can get the results in a few minutes. | |
| If I test positive, make some arrangements. | |
| If I test negative, why can't I just go home? | |
| I don't understand that. | |
| You know, why can't I just go home? | |
| Let's see what the next 10 days brings So it's 743 | |
| I was just woken up by an incredibly loud, rude knock on door. | |
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Very Soggy Hash Browns
00:03:35
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| It sounded like they knocked on the door with a rod, like a metal rod or something. | |
| Really, really startled me actually. | |
| Because I was sleeping quite peacefully. | |
| So this is breakfast. | |
| I'm assuming this is beans or something. | |
| Um... These very sad-looking little butter mushrooms, which, by the way, are storm-cold. | |
| Um... As are these beans. | |
| Um... Some pretty grim-looking pork sausages. | |
| And some very, very soggy hash browns. | |
| Um... And a very sad, soggy croissant. | |
| That's breakfast. It's going straight back in the bag and being put back outside so they can collect it. | |
| Because, yeah, I'm not eating that. | |
| Not a chance. Alright, so this is today's, um, lunch. | |
| This... I don't... | |
| I mean, I'm assuming it's tomato soup. | |
| Let me have a sniff of it. | |
| Oh, well, that... | |
| That doesn't even smell like tinned tomato soup. | |
| That smells like copper soup. | |
| Like powdered soup. Um... | |
| I don't know what this is. | |
| Obviously, it's something with mayonnaise on it that's... | |
| Oh, that's... | |
| That's shocking. | |
| That is shocking. | |
| I mean, it's just falling apart. | |
| It's so soggy. | |
| It's so soggy. | |
| Wow. Yeah, that's terrible. | |
| By the way, you can see my apples there that I ordered from Tesco because I have to order my own food in. | |
| So this is my Tesco grocery delivery that I've ordered so I can survive since I just refuse to eat that food that they're serving. | |
| I mean, it's a disgrace. | |
| It really is. Hopefully, I just spent 50 quid on Tesco food so I can survive the next week. | |
| So yeah, I just figured I would do a quick update about that. | |
| This quarantine hotel business is clearly a shakedown. | |
| It's nothing more than a scam to make money out of people. | |
| Whenever I tell people about this who are not British, they're not from the UK, They can't believe that it's not paid for by the government. | |
| They're like, oh wow, it's crazy they're making you do that. | |
| And then you tell them that you're paying for it. | |
| And they're like, wait, you pay for how much? | |
| So yeah, £2,280. | |
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I Came Quietly
00:00:26
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| So they're probably downstairs right now panicking and thinking that I'm a bit of a shit stirrer and that I've come here for a fight. | |
| And believe me, I didn't. | |
| Believe me, I didn't. | |
| I came here with the intention of genuinely just sucking it up and staying quiet during my little prison sentence. | |