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April 5, 2024 - The Dan Bongino Show
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He’s Going To Get Us All Hurt Or Worse (Ep. 2223) - 04/05/2024
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Listen, you know we got this eclipse coming on Monday and now there's an earthquake in New York today.
You know there's going to be people freaking out about that.
Listen, I'm a Bongino rule guy no matter what.
I don't buy into anything until I have the information.
I'm like a chill, let the story kind of gel, dude.
But come on, dude.
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I got a lot to talk about today.
Listen, we don't do a lot of foreign policy stuff, but I got to warn you.
Oatmeal Brains in the White House is going to walk us right into, maybe not World War III, I don't want to be dramatic, but into a global crisis that's going to change the world as we know it.
This guy screwed up so much yesterday.
I got some video I found doing some homework of this dude who has been wrong on absolutely everything, taking contradictory positions on the exact same thing.
He's going to get someone killed.
The election can...
How many days are left of the election?
Anyone know in the chat, like 212, 213?
We cannot get there quick enough.
I got that.
And he did it again.
He did it again with the bullshit story.
You know, the Tibet...
If I hear the Tibetan Plateau story one more time, I think I'm going to protest outside the White House.
213, thank you.
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Folks, if he does this one more time, there's a side of me.
If I could logistically do it, I would do it, but I think it would be impossible.
I want to stand outside the White House with a big sign.
Maybe a few of you will join me.
Joe Biden was not on the freaking Tibetan Plateau with Xi Jinping after 17,000 miles of travel.
This story's been debunked 400 different times, and yet he keeps saying it because he is a sociopathic maniac.
Just quickly before I get started, because this always gets me in the mood, here is this idiot telling the same debunked story again for at least the 50th time since we've been doing this show.
Take a look.
I was once asked by Xi Jinping, and I traveled 17,000 miles with him in Tibetan.
I was out at the Tibetan Plateau, and he looked at me and he said to me, can you define America?
And I could say the same thing if he asked me to define Greece.
I said, yes, one word.
I mean it sincerely.
It's recorded.
I said one word, possibilities.
Possibilities.
Now he was raised in the Greek community too, folks.
You hear him say that?
I wouldn't be here without the Greek community.
This guy is a sociopathic liar.
I'm going to get to the Freaky Deaky Doo diary later.
The daughter's diary about the showers, inappropriate stuff, and all this other crap.
But I want to get to this first.
Another thing.
The story just broke before I came on the air, so forgive me.
I tried to prepare quickly for it.
I was doing it in about a 15-minute block.
The jobs report came out.
All the dopey leftists, of course, started celebrating.
300,000 jobs!
Oh my gosh, look, it's so glorious.
And then you look at the report and you find out we actually lost full-time jobs, that the growth was in part-time jobs.
You find that most of the growth is from foreign-born workers in the United States.
And then you find out that the second leading job producer, producer, air quotes, is who?
Yes, the G, otherwise known as the government, How sustainable you think that is, folks?
The jobs report was shit.
Now, I know what many of you are thinking.
Even though the jobs report was a steaming pile of horse manure...
How could it possibly get worse?
It will.
Because they do what?
They always downgrade and revise downward the jobs reports afterwards.
No, they don't.
Okay, let's just go to some independent sources here.
Left-leaning.
Bloomberg.
U.S. jobs report to show slower hiring pace after annual revisions.
February 2024. What about the next one?
What is this, ING or something like that?
U.S. jobs report hints at a gradual cooling despite a strong headline.
Let's do one more just for the doubters out there.
Financial Times, U.S. job figures beat forecasts, but downgrades complicate outlook.
Believe absolutely nothing.
Folks, the Bongino rule applies here, okay?
The Bongino rule about giving stories a little bit of time to gel.
Don't be first, but be right.
On the jobs report, never, ever take the first jobs report at first pass.
There is a 99% chance it's complete bullshit.
They've been downward revising these things ever since they started.
Why?
They get to pump out a huge headline.
Look, the Biden economy is rocking and rolling.
300,000 jobs.
Everybody then forgets about it.
Then a month later, they come out and go, actually, it was like half that.
We had to downward revise it.
And nobody remembers.
It's actually a pretty good scam if you're a scammer.
Pretty effective.
Because you know people aren't going to read the headlines.
You do it.
You all are knee-deep in politics and following this stuff.
Most people aren't.
They're doing their own thing.
All right, listen, here's the topic to join today, because this is important, man.
We don't do a lot of foreign policy stuff on the show, and it's not that I don't like it.
I actually love it.
Having traveled a lot overseas, I'm fascinated by how we do business with foreign countries.
I'll never forget sitting in Indonesia on an advance and having this deep conversation with the State Department, Kat.
It really is amazing, like the little things we have to get involved in around the world.
Some we should, some we shouldn't.
But it's a complicated place, obviously, that goes without saying.
But I want to ask you a question here.
Has there ever been a guy, notably Joe Biden, with so much power, so wrong, about so much, so often, and with such damaging effects?
Folks, this guy is going to walk us into a world crisis.
I don't want to be dramatic about World War III type talk.
It could happen.
And there are a bunch of people, by the way, there's a bunch of accounts on TikTok and stuff.
If you watch the kids watch TikTok.
I don't know what they do, but their whole thing is like, oh, this isn't going to happen.
This isn't going to happen.
Good.
I hope World War III doesn't happen.
And it's highly unlikely it would.
We still have the world's most superior military by far.
There's not even a close second.
But I don't know about you, but I didn't get paid my last line of work to think about things that aren't going to happen.
I got paid to prepare for things that could.
There's a difference, correct?
With this guy in charge, folks, we are in real trouble.
Three huge, enormous stories broke yesterday.
China, Ukraine, also in Israel as well.
These are not small things.
They are huge stories that could have serious geopolitical ramifications.
And I want to remind you that Bob Gates, Bob Gates, who is not known as a particularly partisan guy.
He was the defense secretary, worked in both Republican and Democrat administrations.
He wrote a book once.
This is hilarious.
Philip Bump.
Look at this article.
Was that Yahoo or The Atlantic?
Was The Atlantic the original place?
Philip Bump, the biggest tool in left-wing media.
Imagine how much it must have pained him to write this.
Robert Gates thinks Joe Biden hasn't stopped being wrong for 40 years.
Folks, if you haven't heard this quote, up there with the Barack Obama, don't underestimate Joe's ability to F things up, talking about Biden.
That happened too, by the way.
This is probably the most important quote about Joe Biden you'll ever read, especially if you don't want your kids, which I don't, involved in a world global military crisis, okay?
Quote, Bob Gates, talking about Biden.
I think he's been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades, Gates said.
In his book that came out, his assessment of Biden's boss is only slightly better, depicting an Obama administration with very murky lines of communication on military issues.
Oh, 2014, sorry.
Yeah, it was from a while ago.
Imagine how much it must have pained Philip Bump to write that.
Folks, you think Joe Biden would have gotten something right by chance.
Even really piss-poor military leaders at some point will win a battle just on sheer aggressive strength alone, even if the strategy's terrible.
You look at the history of war, you'll see it.
Strategy does work sometimes.
Sometimes it's just brute, honest force.
You'd think by chance he would have gotten something right.
This guy, Biden, is a legitimate national security threat to you.
Let's go to the tape here so you know what I'm talking about.
Because I always bring the receipts.
So this was just randomly thrown out there yesterday.
I was chatting with some of you in the chat earlier.
Always like seeing you all.
Hoof, Lisa, Anita, the McGroin crew.
You guys are the best.
Thanks to everyone in there.
I really appreciate chatting with you.
And one of the things that came up is you all picked up on this because you're smart.
Because I saw you chatting about it.
Tony Blinken, our Secretary of State, just like randomly threw this out yesterday, it's only the biggest story probably in America right now.
And yet, folks, I think we can all agree, the story went almost nowhere.
I want to play this, and then I'm going to talk about what a big freaking deal what happened yesterday is.
Take a listen.
The determination of every country represented here at NATO remains rock solid.
We will do everything that we can.
Allies will do everything that they can to ensure that Ukraine has what it needs to continue to deal with Russia's ongoing aggression against Ukraine, an aggression that gets worse with every passing day.
Ukraine will become a member of NATO. Really?
Well, if Ukraine...
I mean, if we thought any of this through, I get like everybody on the left just thinks in quick talking points.
Has anybody thought through what happened?
That clip made its rounds yesterday and was starting to go nuclear, no pun intended.
Has anybody thought any of this through?
Ukraine is currently at war with Russia.
If Ukraine was in NATO, there would be some treaty obligations that don't require us to do anything.
We can still do what we want, despite what people will tell you.
But if we were to honor portions of that, it could involve NATO forces, including the United States, in a war currently ongoing with a nuclear power.
Like, has anybody thought any of this through?
Folks, can we take a time out here?
So just trying to get my arms around all of this.
So Biden and Blinken are now all in Team Ukraine.
Except they're also Team Russia on the natural gas issue.
So they want Ukraine to win but not win.
And they want Russia to lose but not lose.
If you're confused, brothers and sisters, I am too.
I'll get to the gas thing in a minute.
Because it matters.
Because you're going to say to yourself, wait, we're talking about Ukraine and NATO, which might enter us into a serious land war with a nuclear power, but we can't even figure out how to economically sanction Russia on gas.
You understand how freaking crazy this is?
Someone else...
By the way, in the past, had some reservations, let's say, about a NATO expansion in the region, the Baltics, Ukraine, and elsewhere.
Oh, look, it was Joe Biden.
Here's old Joe Biden when he was a senator, who apparently had thought this through back in the day, like, hey, you want a way to start a world war?
We should probably expand NATO. Which is weird, because this is exactly what they said they would do yesterday, expanding NATO. Here is Joe Biden debating Tony Blinken.
This is real, by the way.
Here's a Joe Biden clip talking about how the expansion of NATO would be really dangerous.
Watch this.
And I think this is me and only me speaking, not speaking for the administration or anyone else in the United States Congress.
And I obviously, to state the obvious, I could be dead wrong about this.
I think the one place where the greatest consternation would be caused in the short term for admission, having nothing to do with the merit and preparedness of the country to come in, would be to admit the Baltic states now in terms of NATO-Russian-US-Russian relations.
And if there was ever anything that was going to tip the balance, were it to be tipped, In terms of a vigorous and hostile reaction, I don't mean military, in Russia.
it would be that folks I just saw someone in the chat like there's nothing better than Biden debating Biden That's Biden telling you a vigorous, hostile reaction would likely be provoked by a NATO expansion while his head of the Department of State Is out there talking about a NATO expansion.
Folks, this guy is a freaking idiot.
Listen to me.
He is going to get some of us hurt or killed.
I had to think about the title of today's show because I really hate...
I'm hyperbolic clickbait.
I do.
I get like in the business, you got to get people interested, but I really can't stand it, especially involving things like World War III. You keep saying it.
Eventually, it's the cry wolf thing.
Putin has been, not that he should dictate our foreign policy, he's not our friend, but he's been pretty clear.
Like, this is my wheelhouse.
This is your wheelhouse.
If you take a shit in my wheelhouse, I'm going to take a shit in yours, pardon my language.
So I don't understand what we're doing.
He even said it, Biden.
And it's not even like he believes in anything he's doing.
So he's willing to what?
Expand NATO and cause a vigorous hostile reaction.
His words, bro, not mine.
While simultaneously cutting off our liquid natural gas supplies.
What does that have to do with it?
How do you think Putin's funding this war?
Can you put the Reuters article up first, the East West gas thing?
How do you think Vladimir Putin, folks, is funding the war now?
Joe Biden and his team want to expand by claiming Ukraine will get involved in NATO. How do you think he's doing it?
Oh, look!
Natural gas!
New West East route keeps Europe hooked on Russian gas.
Reuters.
This is from the Halcyon days of April 2024, like two days ago.
Putin's funding a war selling natural gas.
So what would be the best way to maybe stop this war so we don't all explode in a mushroom cloud?
Maybe a good way to do it.
I'm just throwing this out there, folks.
Would be to sell liquid natural gas to European partners so they don't enrich Putin.
That's freaking crazy, bro.
What a nutty idea.
That's so nuts.
Dan, what are you?
You must be some foreign policy genius.
No, no, no, not at all.
Yet here's Kareem Jean-Pierre yesterday acknowledging that they're going to ban LNG exports because of climate impacts and the White House supports it.
Further enriching Putin in this new global war they want to start tomorrow.
This dude is going to get you all freaking killed.
Watch yourself.
The President supports the pause on pending, which is on pending of obviously additional approvals of LNG export licenses to evaluate the economic and climate impacts on consumers and communities.
He supports that pause.
Folks.
This dude is going to get you whacked.
This dude is going to get you killed.
This is the talker in the group.
This guy is a freaking lunatic.
How many more receipts do you need?
The beauty of this show being an hour is I am forced to compress on compressed timelines big chunks of information to make this easy.
We want Ukraine to join NATO. Putin said if you expand NATO, it's probably going to result in some bad stuff.
Well, maybe we should stop Putin enriching him.
Let's not stop Putin.
Let's make him richer by not shipping out LNG. What the hell kind of crazy person supports this?
The answer is a freaking lunatic liberal.
This guy cannot get his head out of his ass.
And by the way, one more thing.
You got that video of Biden at the...
Yeah, cue that one up.
Here's Biden at the White House.
Remember this?
It was about two years ago.
Here's Biden, who I'm telling you, incentivized Putin to invade Ukraine by suggesting in front of an international audience that, don't worry, a minor incursion into Ukraine is no big deal.
Even CNN was stunned when this happened.
Look at this idiot.
Russia will be held accountable if it invades and it depends on what it does.
It's one thing if it's a minor incursion and then we end up having a fight about what to do and not do, etc.
But if they actually do what they're capable of doing with the force amassed on the border, it is going to be a disaster for Russia.
My guess is he will move in.
He has to do something.
Ukrainian officials reacted with shock With what President Biden said when he talked about a minor incursion might be a different situation.
Someone in the chat just said, what else could Biden possibly do to destroy America quicker?
The answer was absolutely nothing.
Folks, if there was a 12 or 20 or 50 step plan, how to take down the world's most powerful, prosperous, rich republic, Biden is, all 12 steps have been completed.
All he needs now is time and we can't give it to him.
We've got 200 plus days to get this guy out of office.
Or I'm telling you right now, you're going to be watching a different podcast.
Look at me, brothers and sisters.
You've been through a lot over the past few weeks.
You're going to be watching a far different show.
The show after November, if we lose, is going to be a warning.
We are going to be in deep trouble.
One more thing.
Just this Fox article.
Just to show you how dumb this guy is.
Let's enrich Putin by not selling our own natural gas.
Let's incentivize Putin to invade.
Then let's poke Putin by admitting Ukraine into NATO or talking about it.
And then let's not sell our natural gas while we simultaneously don't refill our own emergency oil reserves.
It's right there, folks!
What other steps could this guy take to F this place up?
None.
They're already taken.
Now it's a question of time.
That's it.
The preparation's already been laid.
He's walking us into a global crisis, man, if not a war.
I'll show you more.
I got more video coming up next.
It's not just Afghanistan.
It's not just Israel.
It's not just Ukraine.
It's not just China.
It's everywhere.
This guy can't shut up.
And neither can his team.
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All right, back to the show.
It's not just that he messed up.
Again, you know we don't do a lot of foreign policy stuff.
It's not that I don't find it fascinating.
It's just we're really getting to a point now where folks...
I know we need to prioritize domestic stuff.
Evita and I were chatting about this before the show.
We got the border.
We got fentanyl.
We got crime.
We got inflation.
I get it.
But I got to tell you, I am really worried about future asymmetric warfare coming onto the U.S. shores because these people are starting to figure out that this idiot in charge will do nothing.
I want to pose a question to you just quickly.
Don't worry.
There's no element for this.
Folks, I was at a party this week.
I was talking to one of my buddies, man.
The orthodontist guy.
And the question came up, what if, let's say someone went crazy in Russia.
Small probability, but say it happened and launched a nuke into, say, Washington, D.C. or New York City.
One of the guys at the thing I was at, he's like, yeah, yeah, we would fire back right away.
Let me ask you in the chat.
Can you put the poll up?
Yes or no?
Honestly, do you think Biden would?
The horrible question, I have to kind of ponder, but do you think he would?
And I said to the guy, You know, I don't think he would.
If there was a second shot, he would.
But I don't think he would.
I think there would be this like, oh, let's try to de-escalate thing or something like that while they prepare round two.
I'm not sure he would strike back.
That's not a scenario I would want or envy.
Yeah, you see, a lot of you agree with me.
I'm not sure this guy would.
Folks, that's how bad of a situation I think we're in.
Luckily, and let's be candidly, this is an extremely low probability event, and that's a good thing, but it's not a no probability event.
You understand the difference, obviously.
Black swans happen all the time.
Just had a freaking earthquake in New York.
I felt when I was a kid, by the way, it freaked me out a little bit because I wasn't used to it.
But it happened yesterday in China.
Again, with the China situation.
This guy is walking us into a global crisis.
He is a dangerously incompetent moron.
Dangerously incompetent.
Watch this.
Admiral Kirby, who again has sacrificed all human dignity for this job.
I don't know what this guy's doing anymore.
He comes out yesterday.
Do we even have to open our mouths about Taiwan anymore?
We used to have a strategic ambiguity policy.
Folks, you know the code word for strategic ambiguity?
Tony, you know what the code word for the euphemism for it is?
It's called the shut the fuck up policy.
Pardon my language, but it's true.
You just don't say shit.
Of course, Kirby and Biden had to blow it again.
You got China like, hey man, I think we're going to like start a war and take over Taiwan possibly.
Maybe just shut up if you have nothing to say.
Not these guys.
Here's Kirby yesterday like, yeah, yeah, we're not going to do anything about that.
Just shut the, just shut up.
Just shut up.
I'm gonna show you strategic ambiguity, too, in a second.
Because it was a thing until these idiots.
Watch this.
Certainly Taiwan came up in the context of the call.
There's not a single discussion that we don't have with senior leaders in the PRC where we don't talk about Taiwan.
Of course it came up.
I won't characterize President Xi's comments, but I can tell you that President Biden was very, very clear that nothing's changed about our one China policy.
We don't support independence for Taiwan, but we also don't want to see the status quo changed in a unilateral way and certainly not by force.
Just shut up.
You don't have to say everything about everything all the time.
It's amazing how, by the way, the left are all over the place on this stuff all the time.
We had this strategic ambiguity thing where we basically had a policy of basically shutting our pie holes.
So China and Taiwan...
I don't have it up here, but you ever read that?
I talk about this book a lot.
The guy Robert Greene's Rules of Power book.
It's a fascinating book.
By the way, he's not trying to be something like...
Top of the moral totem pole thing.
But he talks about how these people get power.
And hiding your intentions from people is one of his main rules.
Like, you don't have to tell everyone what you're going to do all the time because then they can respond to what you're going to do.
Strategic ambiguity was a thing.
Look, The Atlantic.
No more strategic ambiguity on Taiwan.
But look at this sub-headline.
Joe Biden has moved closer to providing Taipei with a security guarantee.
That makes sense, giving China's aggressive behavior.
Wait, I thought they just said the opposite.
That they don't support independence of Taiwan.
Are you confused?
Dan, this show doesn't make any sense.
You confused us earlier on this Ukraine thing.
I'm not trying to confuse you.
I'm pointing out that freaking Biden, the commander-in-chief, with his finger on the nuclear codes, doesn't seem to know what the hell he's doing.
By the way, as China humiliates us totally at the border, humiliates us.
You think there are citizens from around the world sneaking into China and being welcomed by the Chinese Communist Party?
You don't actually believe that, do you?
You find yourself in a gulag.
Here, CBS News.
Chinese migrants are the fastest growing group crossing from Mexico into the U.S. at the southern border.
You know...
He's like, this is so weird.
You realize these people are trying to get us killed, right?
These people in government.
They have no freaking idea what they're doing.
The Atlantic's like, no more strategic ambiguity.
Biden wants to defend Taipei.
John Kirby yesterday.
We don't support an independent Taiwan.
Maybe just shut up.
Folks, we have 213 days.
You ever see a...
Tony, you ever see Last of the Mohegans?
One of my favorite movies.
Remember the Daniel Day-Lewis character?
Stay alive no matter what.
I will find you.
Folks, to my audience.
To my audience.
To you.
Stay alive no matter what.
We will find you after election day.
Just stay.
This is...
It's not funny.
I don't know what else to do.
If I don't laugh, I'm going to cry.
This guy is going to get someone killed.
I have never seen a more dangerously incompetent group of morons in charge in my entire life than these idiots.
By the way, here's Javier Baccaria.
Remember Baccaria?
He didn't even know his own cabinet secretary's name.
Here's Javier Becerra.
He's giving this interview.
I just told you that we have this growing flock of Chinese illegal migrants just waltzing into the country while China's saber-rattling with Taiwan.
Everybody's like, yeah, no big deal.
Bakaria thinks, ah, no sweat.
The border, we've done everything to secure it.
Now you know why these people are going to get you killed?
They just lie right to your face.
He probably did.
He probably said this after Biden commuted 17,000 miles with Xi Jinping in the Tibetan Plateau.
Take a look at this.
Denver's safety net hospital is in financial crisis right now due to the cost of uncompensated care.
A portion of it, certainly not a majority, but about $10 million over 16 months, was care for migrants who have come into Denver Health.
Given the fact that it's the Biden administration that has been unable to secure the southern border, is it incumbent upon you to find some discretionary HHS funds to help Denver Health stay afloat as it spends millions to care for migrants?
So I want to make sure one thing is very clear.
The border is, and obviously I'm not the Department of Homeland Security, but I will tell you this.
There is a process that is at work.
The laws in our immigration system have been broken for a long time.
And this administration has done everything it can under the law.
That's the important part.
Under the law to make sure that we handle the border properly.
Folks, we've got a group of morons in charge with the collective IQ. So I'm telling you, just get through.
These people are putting you in actual danger, in actual physical danger.
These low probability black swan events are the ones people prepare for the least.
That's why they're black swans.
The likelihood of something happening in the next 200 days grows higher by the day because everybody around the globe is watching the idiots we have in charge.
Folks, cutesy time is over.
I put this on the shirt for a reason.
It's kind of silly and stupid.
I get it.
But the principle behind it is very real.
You better show up to vote in this election, man.
Please, God.
I'm not using his name in vain.
Four more years of this guy, there will be no United States.
I'm telling you right now, the show, if we lose, is going to be a far different show.
It ain't going anywhere, but it's going to be far different.
Let me take a quick break, and I want to get back to this, because shockingly...
I'm going to show you again how he's screwing up another region of the world yesterday.
It's amazing how this guy, we have no troops right now in Israel.
He wants to support a bunch of terrorists who, by the way, have American hostages.
They have American hostages.
Hold on.
I got more to get to.
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How wrong has this guy been, this one, and we're going to move on because I can't really take the stupid anymore?
But you want to see the kind of danger we're in?
Do you remember this gem from about, I don't know, a year ago or so?
Biden's in the White House.
He's giving a speech, of course.
He stammers through the whole thing because the guy can't complete a sentence, right?
And at the end, he goes to walk out of the room and he's asked a question about Afghanistan and al-Qaeda.
And of course he has to turn around and prove that he was right about Al-Qaeda and Afghanistan.
So he doubles back and he says one of the dumbest things you're ever going to hear.
Because that's what Joe Biden specializes in.
Stupid sociopathic lying.
Take a look.
There was a report on Afghanistan withdrawal saying there was failure, mistakes.
Do you admit there was mistakes during the withdrawal and before?
No, no.
All the evidence is coming back there.
Remember what I said about Afghanistan?
I said Al-Qaeda would not be there.
I said it wouldn't be there.
I said we'd get help from the Taliban.
What's happening now?
What's going on?
Read your press.
I was right.
Thanks.
He was right.
Fellas, there's no al-Qaeda in Afghanistan.
I mean, he's been right about everything.
Israel, China, Afghanistan, NATO, Ukraine.
The guy's incredible.
He's like a genius.
Here's foreign policy, by the way.
This is not some right-wing outlet here.
Al-Qaeda is back and thriving in Afghanistan.
March 2020. Folks, has this guy ever been right about anything on the foreign policy front?
Ever.
The answer is no.
He is incapable of making the right call.
Why?
I want you to listen to me for a second, okay?
We vibe in here because this is important.
I need you to understand this.
The P1 listeners, the crew in the chat, you all get it.
You've heard it before.
But if you're new to my show, you need to hear it again.
I work with this guy and his team, okay?
I was not on the vice president's details, I was on the president's detail.
Everybody around this guy knows it.
He is a freaking egomaniac.
He thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.
He is one of the most dangerous people on planet Earth.
Again, when you study really smart people who are successful, they don't need to tell you and brag about it all the time.
That strength comes from, you can see it, it emanates from them.
They have a presence.
It's what the French call the je ne sais quoi.
There's this thing you can't really explain, but you know it when the dude walks in the room or a woman with power.
You can sense it.
They have this control over the situation others don't have.
Biden has no self-control.
He talks about himself and brags about himself and lies about himself 17,000 miles on the Tibetan plateau because he's a pathetic, weak, disgusting human being.
And the daughter's diary story, which I'm going to get to in a second, which is exploding now, if even half true, Shows what kind of a disgusting piece of garbage this guy is.
But here's why we're in even more danger.
The backup plan to Biden is a complete embarrassment to humankind.
Kamala Harris, who still seems to think, despite everything going on right now in the world, that the climate crisis is somehow that's going to be the thing to take us out first.
Do you understand what a ridiculous approach to our national security this is?
Listen to this idiot.
When President Biden and I first ran for office, folks told us we have to take on the climate crisis and we have to also lower monthly energy bills.
We have to lower monthly energy bills.
The climate crisis, this is the national priority right now?
How are they doing on lowering energy bills?
Anybody out there care to comment?
So it took me all of about, I don't know, maybe a minute or two to do some homework.
Energy bill?
Gas is energy, right?
Fuel you put in your car.
Diesel, gas, regular gas, ethanol gas, whatever it may be.
That's kind of an energy product, correct?
Are your energy bills going down?
So Fox News asked some voters, I think in Wisconsin, and they had disputed this characterization just a tad.
Check this out.
If you notice prices at the pump ticking up lately, you are not alone.
As Jeff Block reports, expect to pay even more as summer rolls around.
Gasoline prices have risen 20 cents a gallon over the last month.
Growing concern as gas prices continue to rise across the country.
According to the AAA, the average gallon of regular right now is about $3.54.
That's up only a penny in the last week, but it's up 20 cents from a month ago.
Now experts warning the price may keep going up as the temperatures...
On the radio show, and I think I mentioned it on the pod, too.
There are two things, I think, on the economic front, based on some data from the past.
There are two things that will sink a campaign quicker than anything.
Inflation and gas prices.
Inflation is now ticking up.
That jobs report was not what they made it out to be.
And gas prices are going up again.
That's why they're sacrificing our national security, not filling our strategic petroleum supply, and restricting our LNG at the same time.
If none of those things seem to make sense, that's because we've got a moron in the White House.
I want to just quickly address this story too.
Because the priorities, it's not just in the White House, but in these liberal states are all wrong too.
This Letitia James folks up in New York is not going to give up.
This woman is a tyrant and I warned everyone before they took a victory lap over Trump posting this bond that this maniac communist up in New York, she was going to somehow find a way to screw this guy over again.
Because that's what she does.
Just like Kamala Harris obsessed with all the wrong things.
I mean, you know, the old, you know, fiddle roam burns.
This is what's happening right now.
We've got a bunch of people in charge of our government in these liberal cities that are sitting there playing this fiddle while everything is burning all around them.
It's insane.
It reminds me of that meme you see on social media all the time of the girl on the swing set while the house burns in the background.
That's Letitia James and Kamala Harris.
This guy posts a bond.
Look at this NBC News story.
They're attacking this guy now.
Letitia James is attacking this guy.
I mean, folks, what's the difference between us and North Korea at this point?
You've got a businessman who puts up a bond for a fake case Trump is charged with by a fake attorney general who acts like a tyrant communist, and now they're investigating this guy?
It's never going to stop.
Look at this.
NBC News playing right in with the agitprop.
Gretchen Morgensen, who should be embarrassed.
You should look at Gretchen Morgensen's past.
And notice the different standards, by the way, of investigative journalism.
I want you to notice the difference here.
When it's Donald Trump, you investigate this thing until you torture and destroy everybody involved with Donald Trump.
Navarro, Adudu Posoban, Eric Trump, Don Jr., Laura Trump, Cousin Trump, Barron Trump, who that NBC guy had attacked last week, Steve Bannon.
Anyone associated with Donald Trump has to be destroyed and the media never stops.
Yet, you've got this really bizarre case of the Ashley Biden diary, who happens to be the daughter of Joseph R. Biden.
You've got this really bizarre case of Where there's a person being sent to jail for a diary that the left-wing media continues to insist we don't really have any evidence could be Ashley Bynes.
So why is the person going to jail?
And instead of asking questions like, gosh, that diary's pretty freaky-deaky-doo.
Showers with dad and stuff.
That's kind of weird.
That's kind of weird.
Look how Newsweek characterizes this.
MAGA raises questions as Ashley Biden diary thief faces prison.
What is it?
I don't know what it means, Guy.
Aren't they supposed to ask the questions?
So it's fair game to torture a guy, a business guy, who posts in a legitimate business deal, a bond for Donald Trump in a perfectly legal deal, right?
That's okay.
We attack him.
But yet a diary surfaces where the President of the United States, if this diary is authentic, may be some kind of like really gross sociopath.
And the media is like, you MAGA people asking a bunch of questions.
What a bunch of morons.
Now, how do I know this story is a disaster for the left?
Chatsters, how do we always know to measure the damage a story's gonna do on the left?
Yes, yes, we're thinking, we're thinking, we're connecting, we've got that little Professor X helmet on, we can connect all us mutants together.
Absolutely, by the response of the Democrat media.
If the Democrat media freaks out, what does that mean to do?
Does that mean stop talking about it?
No, it doesn't.
It means talk about it twice.
So here's PolitiFact.
They lost their minds over this.
I know.
Of course you got it right.
Because you guys live with me forever.
It's like a big crew.
We're here together every morning at 11. I feel like we're eating lunch together at this big thing.
I feel like I know you guys from the chat.
So here's PolitiFact.
The FBI confirmed that Ashley Biden said her father molested her.
False.
They note that it announced two Florida residents pled guilty to conspiracy to commit interstate transportation of stolen property, whatever.
And listen to this.
Involving the theft of personal belongings of an immediate family member of a then former government official who was a candidate for national political office.
Who the hell do you think they're talking about?
Who do you think they're talking about?
Ulysses S. Grant?
Who do you think that's about?
So just to be clear.
Yeah, thank you for putting that back up.
A person is now getting ready to go to jail for Ashley Biden's diary.
PolitiFact is freaked out trying to say, well, it may not be what you think it is, but it was stolen property involving the theft of a property who was an immediate family member of a then former government official who was a candidate for national political office, and the last name happens to be Biden, Joe.
Who could it be?
Who could that possibly be?
Was it James Buchanan?
Who could that possibly be?
I don't know.
It's so strange.
You see how the media, no homework at all?
Showers with dad.
Kind of weird.
Here's where Project Veritas got involved.
Project Veritas claims to have this recording.
Of Ashley Biden calling someone and asking for the actual diary and the stuff back.
Which would make for a pretty crazy news story because if this is authentic, it would mean that that's actually the diary that says the weirdo stuff about the showers with the dude who sniffs the kids and feels the women.
Like, that would be a story.
You notice how this media...
You know, journalism investigative thing kind of works.
Here, you listen to yourself and you be the judge.
Check this out.
Hi, is this Ashley Biden?
This is she.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
Yeah, I just wanted, so I heard you have a few of my belongings, and so I was going to ask if you could please meet my friend, Eric, who is down in Delray, if you could meet him and get the subject.
There's a diary here.
It starts in January.
It says, January at the end of a New York month, I'm sitting on a bed at the I building.
Yeah, so if you could just give everything that you have to Eric, that would be really great.
I don't want to give this to the wrong person.
I mean, I want to make sure...
At this point, and I don't mean to...
I don't want to have to get Secret Service involved in this, right?
Because it's a whole process.
But, you know, I am Ashley Biden.
It is my stuff.
So if you could just skip all of that over, I would really appreciate it.
I know you sent a picture to my husband with a camera and a few other things that are mine as well.
So that would be really great.
Where is a good place for him to meet you?
There's also this bag with luggage tags on it.
So is that bag, because there's all this stuff, is that bag yours too, Ashley?
Yes, it is.
Do we have to play the game now?
I never want to dumb this show down with standard kind of cliched lines that'll bore you because the show is my life and I love it and it's everything to me and I want to present compelling material to you.
But do we have to do this?
Can you imagine if that was a call from Ivanka Trump about a diary about dad jumping in the shower with her?
Folks, this would be brought up every single day until people were in prison for some sexual harassment charge.
But yet, because it's Joe Biden, who, by the way, has a fascination with sniffing kids.
He cannot stop sniffing them.
He has this just endless compulsion.
Last night I was bored.
I was watching the movie Blade, where they have like the thirst for the human blood.
This guy has a thirst for the smell of under 13-year-olds.
It is the weirdest freaking thing.
Why does he feel the need to sniff people?
Is he a dog dog?
You know, dogs have these ethmo turbinates, this tissue in their nose.
It makes them super sensitive to sniffing the world.
They have these big long ones.
Everything smells to them.
Is he some kind of like symbiote dog human who has to smell people?
Why is he always smelling people?
Because he's a freaking weirdo.
No one finds his story in the media even a little bit interesting.
That we may have a dude in the White House who's got some serious character flaws, folks.
And that's being nice.
Why are they so worried about all this stuff, by the way?
Locking people up and putting them in jail.
Nobody seemed to care, you know, when Donald Trump's home was raided.
They barely did anything to the, you know, with the tax people and all this other stuff.
You steal Trump's stuff, it's A-OK. Bunch of crap.
Hey, I want to leave on a Friday.
We got some time left, but this is a segment I've been dying to play for a long time.
You know the media are socialists.
They're obviously communists.
We get all that.
They're agitprop people.
Agitation propaganda.
That's what they specialize in.
Did you guys catch the radio show yesterday?
I had a really cool guest on.
If you missed it, don't worry.
Jim's putting together the weekend show.
I think it's next week, not this week.
But we had Carol Roth on.
Carol with a C. You can look her up on social media.
If you're not following her, you should.
She's really excellent.
She does a fantastic job at just filleting dopey socialists on the media who want more of your money.
I don't want to give you any more of my money.
I work hard.
There's an easy way to get more money.
The demo is pretty simple.
You have this thing.
It's called an ass, okay?
Right here.
Here.
You use it.
You get up.
With the ass, okay?
Here's the chair, okay?
You don't lift the chair with the ass, okay?
The ass separates from the chair.
And then you go to work.
And you get a thing called a freaking job.
You bozos out there, you lazy bums.
Go get a freaking job.
I don't want to give you any more of my money.
I got no problem paying for our military, roads, cops.
I get it.
Taxes are not a horrendous thing when we're limited to a constitutional limited role of government.
However, I don't want to pay you 50% of my money because other people just take my money and do jack shit with it.
Go get a freaking job.
Do we need the whiteboard again?
Yeah.
This is a good point.
Here.
Here's the whiteboard.
I have still not erased it.
Here.
We were talking about loan repayments.
Tony, you weren't here.
We actually did this live on Fox News on the show.
Remember that, Guy?
Here.
Here's the loan repayment plan for people who want student loans and government handouts.
It's called Don't Be a Bum.
You see?
Get your rump, also known as an ass, to a freaking job, and you'll get money.
Bonginomics.
Bonginomics.
There you go.
Ass, ass to job, and you'll make freaking money.
It's not hard.
I don't want to give you shit.
Go get your rump money.
We don't need to get a rump money.
We can get it from you, bums.
We'll steal it from...
That's what Fugazi thinks.
Freaking loser.
Go get a freaking job.
Why do Republicans have to play candy ass with this bullshit all the time?
Go get a freaking job.
They play this wussy game with everyone.
Just go get a job.
Go get a freaking job, you lazy bums.
Get a job.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to give anybody any more money, okay?
Okay, that segment took a turn.
This is important.
Socialism is shit.
It is simply stealing from people to give to other people that don't want to work.
This is one of the best segments you're ever going to see.
The Carol Roth got me going yesterday in a radio interview.
It was awesome.
I'm going to put on a weekend show.
This is John Stossel on socialism.
I got two quick cuts from this.
For all the people out there who lie to you about socialism and they're like, oh no, socialism that's killed hundreds of millions of people throughout the years.
It's not bad.
It didn't destroy Venezuela.
It was really just greedy people.
Really?
Everywhere socialism has been tried, it has killed people.
It's got a 100% success record of failing.
Watch this clip.
It's really good.
The problem isn't socialism, says John Oliver.
It's a story about epic mismanagement.
But mismanagement is what happens under socialist governments.
It always happens.
Because no group of central planners is wise enough to manage an entire economy.
Even if they have good intentions, the socialists eventually run out of other people's money.
The socialist solution then is to print more.
That caused massive inflation.
The nation's failed economy is expected to hit 10 million percent inflation this year.
When business owners raised prices to keep up with inflation, government often took away their businesses.
This man just had his business taken.
Socialists say government can run businesses better than greedy owners who just want profit.
And even though that led to tyranny and Venezuela and China and Russia, Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Cuba.
There are plenty of socialist countries that look nothing like Venezuela.
When I talk about democratic socialism, I'm not looking at Venezuela.
I'm not looking at Cuba.
I'm looking at countries like Denmark and Sweden.
I love that.
I hear that from moron liberals who don't want to work because they're lazy bums and want more of my money all the time.
We need to do more of what Denmark and Sweden do.
I mean, they're like socialist countries.
Socialist countries.
Really?
They are?
Here's part two of this.
Where actual leaders, political leaders from Denmark, try to tell these idiots, we're not a socialist country.
We're actually market economies.
They may have a big government footprint, but they're not socialist countries.
Here, I know a lot of liberals, you're hearing this for the first time.
But don't forget this clip because you can make your liberal friends look really dumb when they tell you about Denmark.
Yes, those countries do have bigger welfare programs than America does.
But they are not socialist.
They make a point of saying that.
Here's Denmark's Prime Minister.
Denmark is far from a socialist planned economy.
Denmark is a market economy.
Not only that, lately they've reduced government control of their economy.
They privatized the national phone system and the railroads.
And they sold Copenhagen Airport to a private company.
It's the same story in Sweden.
We did have a period in the 1970s and 1980s when we had something that resembled socialism.
A big government that taxed and spent heavily.
And that's the period in Swedish history when our economy was going south.
Folks, these people lie to you all the time.
I want you to understand why.
These people who say, oh, we need to be more socialists like Denmark and Sweden, which are in no way socialists whatsoever.
There are big government footprints here.
Those are largely homogenous societies, though, as well.
These very same people are only making that argument because they want an excuse to steal your stuff.
They don't want to work.
And we as a Republican Party have to stand behind the dignity of work.
And the problem with taxing people and taking their money at confiscatory levels, which I'm tired of, I'm tired of giving idiots money, is that it's not just that you're not helping them, okay?
It's that you're actually stealing from them the dignity of work.
God gave you the ability, using your hands, your legs, your bones, Your butt, your elbows, your head, whatever the hell you need to do, your gluteus maximus up from the seat gave you the ability to transform the world in your own little special way.
Whether you're a plumber building a bathroom, an HVAC guy putting in a ventilation system, or a pilot transforming the world by flying a plane.
No one else can fly on that plane but you.
That's like magic, man.
And you steal from them their ability to do that by giving them money to do what?
Not that.
To do anything but that.
Universal basic income.
All of these ridiculous safety nets that turn into hammocks.
You're paying people to not do what God gave them the ability to do.
Your life...
Listen, I'm not a philosopher, brothers and sisters, and I'm not trying to be one.
But your life is not meant to be a series of routines.
You'll remember none of it.
Your life is going to be a series of big, bold things you did.
That's what you're going to remember.
You will do none of it if you take other people's money And sit in your hammock your entire life waiting on other people to shower hundreds on you like you're making it rain at a strip club or something.
Go to freaking work and us as a party should cut the bullshit and start telling people that.
Go to work.
Go do something.
Stop stealing from other people so you can do jack shit.
That's what I got to say.
As you can tell, the tax thing is really on my mind lately.
Because if we lose this election, ladies and gentlemen, you are going to be working for the government from this point on.
I need you to understand that.
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