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March 7, 2024 - The Dan Bongino Show
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This Speech Will Blow Your Mind (Ep. 2203) - 03/07/2024
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Thank you.
Thank you.
You know, I get a kick out of watching that counter.
You guys and ladies are like clockwork.
At 11 o'clock, boom, it goes from 15,000 to 20 to 40 to 60. Ten minutes from now, there's 90,000 people.
You all are incredible.
Best audience in the business.
Listen, I want to explain something to you at the beginning of the show today.
I've been in politics and around politics for a long time.
A lot of you have been around longer than me, but a good decent amount of time.
I haven't run for office, been around.
You get it.
Who cares, right?
There's no one out there that does personal politics like President Trump.
No one.
I'm going to prove it to you in the beginning of the show.
Nobody.
You can disagree with them on issues.
No one's going to get a politician who's aligned with them 100% of the time.
Unless there's some cloning mechanism like Dolly the sheep I don't know about.
No one.
But the ability, and even Guy, and I were talking about this before, because, you know, Guy is, like, I think the worst interpersonal guy you'll ever meet in your life.
Like, he's self-acknowledged.
He is, right, Joe?
Guy is, like, so cut and dried.
Everything to Guy is a multiple-choice question, you know?
Trump just gets it.
I'll show you what I mean.
Stay tuned.
I got a great show for you today.
Hey, I slept like a champ last night because I was freaking tired dealing with local politics.
I'll get into that, too.
Bunch of tools we got here locally.
But that's for a different day.
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By the way, he's an amazing worker here, but he acknowledges it, that he's not a people person, so it's kind of fun to talk to him about it, because nobody gets it like Donald Trump.
No one.
I mean, I could tell you stories all day, but I don't like sharing people's dirty laundry, especially if it's not relevant to issues, because politicians are tools, right?
We don't need to have to date the guys.
Who cares?
We're not going out on, like, a Tinder date with these people.
Who gives a shit?
We're not just not what we're here for at all.
What we're here for is politicians are tools to advance a conservative agenda.
But there is a sense of loyalty that comes with President Trump.
I'm going to tell you a quick story.
I want to play something for you.
So there's a local sheriff here.
He's an amazing guy.
He's been a real role model for me and a lot of other people.
He's been the sheriff of Martin County since I moved here and far longer than that.
His name is William Bill Snyder.
He's an amazing guy.
He's a law and order guy, but me being more of a libertarian based conservative, I've always appreciated the fact that he understands the Constitution.
Remember when that whole BLM thing was going nuts and going crazy and people were rioting and all?
We didn't have any problem down here in He was very clear.
You guys have this constitution just like I do.
You have something to say?
That's your issue, not mine.
I'm just here to enforce the law.
We just ask one thing.
Just don't go into the street, get yourself hurt or someone else is hurt.
We had some protest down here.
Was there any violence?
Was anything crazy down here?
I don't even think there were any arrests.
No.
Doing this sheriff thing isn't hard if you just enforce the law.
Unfortunately, we have too many politicians in that position.
What does this have to do with my show, Donald Trump?
Well, he's retiring.
So let's just say a little birdie said, you know, Mr. President, we got a guy in Martin County and he's a real America first guy, loves his country and he's retiring.
I got a little voicemail this morning.
This is real, by the way.
This is not Sean Farish, I promise you.
This is 100% authentic.
I see my phone.
I see Trump calling and went to voicemail.
We'll see why in a second.
And this is what was on my phone.
Check this out.
This is your all-time favorite president, Donald Trump, and I just wanted to give a shout out to Bill Snyder, the sheriff, who is one of the best in the country.
He's feared and loved.
That's a rare thing, but he's both feared and loved.
But he's feared by the criminals, that's for sure.
And unfortunately, he's retiring, but going to a lot of other things.
And he's a fantastic man.
And I wanted to, on Dan's show, just say hello to Bill and congratulations on an incredible career.
And also John.
So his son, John, is a state rep and doing a fantastic job.
With tremendous ability.
So, Bill, happy everything.
Happy retirement.
But don't really retire.
To retire is to expire.
We can't let you do that.
But you just take care of yourself.
Congratulations on an incredible career.
It's somebody that we can truly say will be missed.
Good luck, Bill.
That's the kind of guy he is.
That's the kind of guy Bill Snyder is, too.
Good men are hard to find these days.
Really hard to find.
It's a shame.
I wish they were easier to find.
But they're not.
When you lose them, it's a real shame.
So I want to thank President Trump.
And I want to thank Sheriff Bill Snyder, too.
And to all the Martin County deputies who do an amazing job keeping this county I live in safe and to all the constitutional sheriffs and deputies out there, bust their ass.
I mean, kicking in doors with guns on the other side pointed back at them.
You ain't getting rich doing that job.
I know.
I did it for a long time.
God bless you all.
And let me tell you, I know this guy well.
And I'm not a name dropper.
You know, I don't give a shit about any of that.
But President Trump absolutely loves you guys and adores you guys.
And that was his, he wanted to do that.
He wanted to do, all I did was mention it, and that was, he wanted to do that.
He said, do me a favor, don't pick up the phone.
I'm going to leave a voicemail.
He didn't even ask me to, I'm just playing it on this show so you understand that's the kind of guy he is.
No one else offered to do that.
Just him.
So thank you for your service, Bill Snyder.
Godspeed.
And to his son, John, you've got a bright future ahead.
Look him up, John Snyder.
He's a rep in Florida.
Another guy who believes in America first.
Good men are hard to find.
Keep them close.
Thank you, Mr. President.
I'll play that again on the radio show because the rest of the country needs to hear that.
These are little things, but they're not little things to the people that hear them.
All right.
Big show today, folks.
You know, after doing that, it's weird to make a pivot to the topic I wanted to start with today, which is...
There's a lot we can learn from the Democrats.
Wait, what?
You just got done talking about great people are good to...
You know, good people are hard to find, great people even harder.
Now you're talking about Democrats?
Are there any great Democrats?
No!
That's...
Why talk about a karate man?
That's a crazy pivot.
No, I'm serious.
We don't need a lot.
There's nothing we can learn from the Dems about moral and ethics.
They have none.
When I say learn from the Dems, there is a lot we can learn from them strategically.
Folks, when I say cutesy time is over, I mean it.
There is absolutely no quit in me at all.
None.
I don't care if you laugh, scoff, do whatever you want to do.
If we lose the next 22 elections, I'm still going to fight in the 23rd.
23 is my favorite number.
It was Don Mattingly's number growing up.
It's the only reason that was in my head.
But I'm never giving up.
Sometimes I mention it often.
Sometimes people will email me or Facebook me and say, you know, they cheat.
They do all this other stuff.
I'm done.
They do cheat.
And we're going to fight against them.
And they do it.
But I'm not giving up ever, ever, ever.
This is not the quitter show.
You want the quitter show.
This ain't it.
I bring that up because the Democrats never quit.
Ever.
Ever.
Folks, when they want something, they go for it.
If they get their nads kicked in, they put a cup on and they get right back at shortstop.
They don't stop.
And it pains me to say this.
It is an admirable trait.
They have no morals.
They have no ethics.
I share nothing in common with them at all.
I've never or ever would vote for a Democrat my entire life.
But I'm not going to bullshit you.
They never stop.
And I really wish we could develop more of that.
I know why it happens.
Because like I said yesterday, we're principled.
And when people cheat, we're like, well, that's wrong.
And you don't want to, you don't want to, you feel like you're contributing to the system if you partake in it.
Unfortunately, the system is life and life isn't fair.
And the Democrats, I think, get that because they have no principles.
Here's what I mean.
This story, and this may seem like I'm just pulling this out of it, but this story, I read this yesterday, I'm like, damn, we need to do more of this.
Here's a Megyn Kelly tweet.
It's about the Trump case in Atlanta with Fannie Willis, who apparently was doing a...
You know, with the Nathan Wade guy.
So she hires this guy to help her prosecute Trump on a fake case.
Turns out there's a lot of evidence out there that the guy she was with, you know the story, they were doing...
You know what I mean, right?
So there's a judge, Judge McAfee, who is now hearing this case about the prosecutor in Georgia, and he's going to determine in the next week or so if Fannie Willis can hear this case as the prosecutor or if she's too biased against Donald Trump because she hired this guy she was alleged to be doing the nasty with, okay?
So what happens?
Look at his shit.
Megyn Kelly.
Terrible news for Team Trump in Atlanta.
The judge, his name is McAfee, who's going to rule in the case, was running unopposed.
You know, judges run for office in a lot of these states.
Now you get a Jesse Jackson disciple challenging him in a district that won 73% for Biden.
McAfee's going to need a rock-solid spine to disqualify Fannie Willis now.
Listen, man, I'm sorry to use this language because it sounds like I... It sounds like I admire these people and appreciate what they're doing.
No, I can't stand these people.
The vitriol I have for what they're doing is deep and profound.
But folks, this is balls.
You gotta admit it.
Fannie Willis charges Donald Trump with a fake crime in Georgia.
He interfered in the election.
He did no such thing.
She makes it up, okay?
She then hires a prosecutor that there's a solid book of evidence she's doing the Bill Clinton routine with, okay?
They get caught.
They go to trial in front of a judge.
The trial can't go any worse.
Everybody gets caught making stuff up.
The judge, they feel, may go the wrong way.
So they throw another candidate in a race to run against the judge to put pressure on the judge to rule.
Folks, come on.
And the chat.
This is what we don't have in the Republican Party.
What do we have?
George Santos is a bad guy.
We should get rid of him.
He's like, you're not going.
Yes!
Yes!
Am I? Oh, I'm not wrong.
Look at it.
He just said I'm not right.
It's crazy.
He's usually got some other things.
Folks, this is what we do.
We got George Santos, a bad guy.
You got it.
You know what?
Do you have Schumer?
I'm going to do this whole show out of way.
Do you have the Schumer cut?
The video?
I'm going to play this.
Here's Chuck Schumer in a second.
Here's what I mean.
You want to compare and contrast why Democrats continue to kick us in the nuts and we continue to lose.
You will never see a clearer case than this.
They get a terrible prosecutor with awful morals and ethics.
They defend her to the end.
And even when they think they'll lose the case, they're like, bring in an opponent just to intimidate.
And what are we doing?
We're like, we don't like George Santos.
He makes up stories.
Is George Santos a fraud?
Damn right.
George Santos make up stories?
A whole lot of them.
Is every single member of Congress or close to it got some skeletons in their closet?
You bet your ass!
We're like, let's get rid of George Santos.
Now we lost the seat.
Tom Suozzi sits in it.
Tom Suozzi?
Isn't he a Democrat?
Yes.
So we kicked out a Republican for a career hack Democrat named Tom Suozzi with a questionable past himself.
Yeah, we did.
That's why we lose.
You got that Schumer thing?
I want you to listen to this.
Here's Chuck Schumer yesterday.
For those liberals in the room who don't know who he is, he is the head of your Democrat coalition in the Senate.
He is a liberal clown Democrat senator from New York.
He's asked a question about Bob Menendez.
Who is another Democrat senator from New Jersey who has now been indicted apparently again on another charge.
He's accused, innocent or proven guilty, yet credibly accused, someone swore to it in court, that Bob Menendez accepted gold bars as bribes while he was helping to determine U.S. foreign policy for some of these countries.
Serious charge, you know.
Listen to Chuck Schumer play the one where he demands immediately that Bob Menendez demands he steps down because the Democrats are very principled.
We'll play that one.
Senator Menendez is facing another round of indictments.
Is it time for him to resign?
It's not time yet.
Look, the bottom line, as I've said, the Senate has certain standards that we must live up to.
I am very disappointed that Senator Menendez has not lived up to those standards.
Why are you okay with him serving in your caucus, sitting on committees, attending classified briefings when he's been charged with bribery, conspiracy, obstruction of justice?
As I've said, the Senate has standards.
We should all be living up to those standards.
I'm deeply disappointed that Senator Menendez has not.
All right, guys, listen.
You got to get your act together.
That's not the spot, man.
Freaking spot is the one he demands.
Joe, guys are like really unreliable these days.
Get your shit together, bro.
I'm kidding.
These guys did a great job.
There is no spot of them demanding him step down.
That is the spot.
You scared the shit out of me.
What the hell was that?
Come on, you can't read me?
It's only been nine years now.
You're just getting better at it.
I am, I am.
It's true.
I'm a good actor with that shit.
Listen, there is no, nor will there ever be a cut, of the Democrats asking Bob Menendez to step down.
I admire what he did there, Schumer.
Oh, Dan, you like him?
No, I can't stand him.
I hate him, as a matter of fact.
Well, how do you admire him?
Because that's exactly how you handle that.
You get up as Mike Johnson or Kevin McCarthy about George Santos and you go, George Santos, terrible guy.
Those allegations are very serious.
We're looking into him right now.
We'll remove him from committees and you know what?
We're going to kind of minimize his role in the caucus.
But no, the people voted him in and the people vote him out.
That's it.
That's exactly how you handle it.
But what?
Republicans, what?
I mean, folks, when all of us agree, which, believe me, is rare.
We're all conservatives, but we all have different degrees of what we're willing to do for certain issues.
Everyone in the room is like, you're absolutely right.
These guys are total wussbags.
I want you to compare and contrast these two things right now.
What Megyn Kelly's tweets about, the case in Georgia, and the George Santos and Bob Menendez thing.
And you'll see how, folks, there's no future in this.
If you're not willing to grow some balls...
And start talking like authoritatively.
And start talking like a warrior.
A political warrior.
Not like a wuss bag.
You are never going to develop a following.
I'm going to say something to you.
I'm going to bring it up again in a second.
This is attributed to Pope John Paul.
Whether he said it or not, who knows what quotes.
I wasn't there.
I didn't hear it.
But I want you to remember this.
Write it down.
Nobody dies for a question mark.
Nobody dies for a question mark.
People will die for an exclamation point, but they will not die for a question mark.
Who are we?
Who are we?
When we say something and we take a strong position and you drop an exclamation point with a dot at the end, people will listen.
But when you look quizzical and you're always asking questions instead of making statements like you're unsure of yourself, nobody's going to die for that.
When I say die, I mean give their life for a cause.
Nobody dies for a question mark.
I'm going to show you what I mean coming up in a second with a speech, and this is why I titled the show this way.
I played for you a while ago, some of you may have missed it, but it blew my mind.
We need more of this.
And that the left hates this guy in the speech I'm about to play?
I mean, hates him.
Absolutely hates him.
Should tell you something.
It's because they fear him.
Because he believes in the exclamation point, not the question mark.
Stay tuned.
I'll show you what I mean coming up in a second.
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This is what I'm talking about.
Who are we?
Who are we?
I want you to start asking yourself as election season not only gets hot, but gets red and white hot going forward.
The candidate you're looking at voting for.
Remember, it's not just the president on the ballot, folks.
You've got county commissioners.
You've got my little county commission here, my little city commission here.
You've got congressmen on the ballot.
You've got U.S. senators on the ballot.
When you hear these people talk to you, do you leave the room confused about who they are?
Because if you do, they're not your guy.
I'm sorry.
I want you to listen to this speech.
The candidate I'm going to play for you, I hope, is going to be the next governor of North Carolina.
He's the lieutenant governor now.
He's now the GOP nominee for governor.
His name is Mark Robinson.
He's been a guest on my show many times when I was on Fox, on this show, and he's also been a guest on my radio show.
We love Mark Robinson.
Why?
Because I don't have to ask the question, who is Mark Robinson, after I see a speech like this one.
Here's something else I'm not supposed to say.
Ain't but two genders.
Two genders.
Ain't nothing but men and women.
And I can already see WRAL out there.
They got they licking their pencils round.
Trying to write fear so they can't.
Get every word of this here.
Get every word of this.
You can go to the doctor and get cut up.
You can go down to the dress shop and get made up.
You can go down there and get drugged up.
But at the end of the day you were just a drugged up, dressed up, made up, cut up, man or woman.
You ain't changed what God put in you, that DNA. You can't transcend God's creation.
I don't care how hard you try.
Nobody dies for a question mark.
Thank you.
They will die for an exclamation point because they believe in something.
Are you in any way confused who Mark Robinson is?
Do me a favor, Chatsters, I'd love your take on this.
Yes, I'm still confused.
I have no idea who Mark Robinson is.
No, I think I got a pretty good idea after that speech.
I just love your input on that one.
Folks, we can't keep going on like this as a party.
There's a lot we can learn from the Democrats.
Believe me, it pains me to say that.
I think it's pretty unanimous on the screen.
No, no, no, no, nope, nope.
No with multiple O's.
Big capital N. No, no, no, no.
F no.
We always get a few F no's in there.
Absolutely not.
Okay.
I think you guys kind of get my point, right?
Nobody dies for a question mark.
And our parties become a question mark.
Our parties become a question mark.
Not everyone, clearly.
I just played for you, someone who there's no question mark after that speech.
And to tie it back in the beginning to President Trump.
Is President Trump a question mark for you?
Matter of fact, What people hate the most, which is bizarre about President Trump, is there are no question marks.
Come on, Guy, am I right?
He says everything on True Socialist.
Be like, oh, I wish he would tweet in True Socialist or whatever.
We don't need to know everything.
I do.
I don't have any problem with it.
Do you have any question marks with President Trump at all?
Build a wall.
Okay, I want to build a wall.
Why?
Because I want to build a wall.
He doesn't give you an 18-page memorandum.
Tax cuts.
I want them huge, big, enormous.
It's an exclamation point.
Sometimes he actually physically types in the exclamation points.
Nobody dies for a question mark.
The party's become a question mark, folks.
I couldn't sleep last night for a little bit.
It was a lot on my mind.
And this may sound like a local issue, but it's not.
I had them stick this in the show because I live in Martin County, Florida.
We have a county commission staff of five people.
Five people.
They're all Republicans.
I live in a pretty red county.
This is now the second time.
Put up this headline from the local paper to TC Palm.
Martin County Commission approves a tax to be put on the November ballot.
Voters to decide.
Another tax.
This one they put on, but the other one they just voted for directly.
I live in a county with five Republicans.
Doug Smith, Harold Jenkins, Sarah Hurd, Stacey Hetherington, and Ed Kiempie.
This is the second time now that they have voted or failed to vote against a tax hike.
The last one they voted for was a massive tax hike.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is happening all across America.
Who the hell are we?
Why are we letting these people...
I can only vote against them once.
You have elections coming up.
These phony frauds in my county and across the country, authorizing tax hikes, stealing your money, stealing your money every single day.
They are not us.
We have the power to stop it.
We can't continue to have 10% and 15% voter turnout in these small local elections and, you know, whatever, 60% turnout in the presidential.
It should be 80% and 90% every election.
There's no excuse.
You get people like Mark Robinson and Donald Trump that use the exclamation point and stop being defined by a question mark and we'll start getting better turnout.
Like the Democrats in their 81 million votes, if you know what I mean.
Folks, we can learn from these guys.
I'm telling you.
You know, you got it.
We've got to learn to toughen up and be more ruthless.
And I'm not talking about you.
You guys and ladies out there get it.
I understand you totally get it.
You are down to earth, you know, dirt under the fingernails.
We are willing to knock on doors and do whatever we have to do to put a damn exclamation point at the end of this and steal our country back from these lunatics that have taken it over.
I get it.
But they don't.
Our kids are at stake.
Our ballot integrity is at stake.
Your public safety is at stake.
We can't lose, man.
You know, I got to tell you, I don't want to sound like a big wuss here, because I don't mean it that way at all.
But I'm scared if we lose this next election, what's going to happen.
You're going to hear this State of the Union BS tonight with Reverend Cain.
If he even makes it through the event, it'll be like, without falling asleep, everybody will clap for him.
Our kids are at stake, too.
Did you see this video that broke Michael Schellenberger had this expose?
There's apparently this group, they're talking about these child mutilation surgeries they do to, you know, as Mark Robinson was talking about before, falsely talk kids into changing their gender, which you obviously can't.
So apparently, they uncovered some really dangerous information.
I want you to listen to this, because your kids are at stake in this next election, too.
No more question marks.
Only exclamation points.
Take a look.
Good afternoon, everyone.
As I stated last week, anti-immigrant legislation...
No, I'm sorry.
That's Katie Hobbs.
That's for a later set.
You guys not have it?
All right, forget it.
You guys killed my vibe there.
You know what I'm talking about?
All right.
Well, they just blew it on that one, so let me take a quick break, and then I'll get back to this next.
He killed my vibe!
I had a good vibe going there.
Why would you play that one?
What did it have to do with anything?
Oh.
See, I was joking before, but now I'm not.
Alright, after the break, when I come back, I want to show you also how my cannibalism theory of the left, which I have repeatedly stated on the show, that when the left runs out of victims, they're going to start eating themselves alive.
My cannibalism theory is in fact correct.
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No, that's the last one, guys.
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Folks, listen to me.
We've got...
Yeah, it's all right.
I'm done with that now.
We're going to move on today.
We have to learn from the Democrats.
I'm sorry to tell you this.
I don't...
Soundbite it, snip it, cut it.
I don't care.
You're not going to make me look bad by saying that.
They are really good at this stuff.
They are good at agitating.
They are good at making people a little bit uncomfortable.
I'm not suggesting anything immoral, illegal, or unethical.
You have the right, the God-given, big R right...
You have it.
Listen to me.
Beam in.
Horse blinkers.
You have it.
You have the right to assemble and petition your government.
You don't have the right to threaten them, intimidate them, engage in physical violence.
That's a big no-no.
Obviously, we all get that.
However, the Democrats understood a long time ago that in order to move their people farther along with their agenda, they are going to have to make people uncomfortable.
Why?
I said it before.
Because the Democrats understand who they are.
It's a shitty thing.
It's a bad thing.
But they don't live by the question mark.
They live by the exclamation point.
Here's what I mean.
Adam Schiff, you're not going to meet a more radical, anti-Trump, crazed, deranged lunatic than this guy.
Can we all agree?
PP hoaxer, general life loser, wanted naked pictures of Trump.
You would think this guy would be a darling on the left.
The left doesn't care.
The left's pro-Hamas, pro-terrorist wing wants Adam Schiff to take care of the terrorists in Hamas.
So what do they do?
He's given a speech on the night he wins at least the Democrat portion of the primary in California to go on and be the next senator.
And the lefties that understand it's all about the exclamation point jump up on the stage to interrupt them.
them check this out.
This man is sending your tax dollars to kill children in Gaza.
How many more of your tax dollars are sending our tax dollars to Gaza?
Free Palestine!
Free Palestine!
He is killing children with our tax dollars!
Take my money away from the Israeli government!
Free Palestine!
Folks, the guy's obviously a lunatic.
And I mean, if you know my position, you know I'm completely on the opposite of this guy.
I'm talking strictly about the tactics.
If you don't learn to live by the exclamation point like the Democrats do, you will be buried by it.
It'll be sitting there on your gravestone, a big exclamation point with an arrow pointed down.
Here's AOC. AOC. You're going to meet anyone dumber than AOC? Anyone more?
The woman's so ridiculously far to the left.
She's circling back to the right.
She's so far to the left.
It's like the Pink Floyd, the wall.
This is where we came in.
Here's AOC. She's going to a movie.
Some of these pro-terror supporters.
They don't care that she's AOC. Watch.
We're not doing anything.
We're just talking to an election.
That's it.
You're going to cut it and you're going to cut this and you're going to clip this so that it's completely out of context.
I already said that it was.
And y'all are just going to pretend that it wasn't over and over again.
It's fucked up, man.
You're not helping these people.
And you're not helping them.
You refuse to.
You're not helping them.
Folks, this is how they do it.
Again, you want the cutesy time podcast?
This isn't it.
I know some of these things are inherently uncomfortable.
Oh, but I love my representative.
He's such a nice guy.
Wears a cowboy hat and gives great speeches on ScrewTube or whatever.
I don't care.
Again, do you want to marry him?
Why do you give a shit about any of that?
AOC, the Democrats understand the politicians are tools.
Schiff and AOC are tools for them.
They don't care if that hammer tool, AOC, has hammered in a thousand nails.
The first time a nail's sitting there that that hammer doesn't hammer in, they're right behind him, replacing that tool.
But he dies for a question mark.
By the way, I told you they were going to start eating each other alive.
Why?
Because they've run out of victims on the right.
The right just doesn't care anymore.
We've learned to ignore these idiots.
But they understand what agitation looks like.
And folks, it matters.
Believe me, it makes a big difference.
Biden has changed his entire Middle East policy because of these lunatics.
What lunatics?
You want to see what you're doing here?
Watch this.
They're doing an event, and this press guy goes up to ask some questions.
You want to see what you're dealing with?
Check this out.
Right.
You should be enraged!
You should be enraged in the genocide that is going on!
You better calm down, young lady.
You need to chill.
Yeah, you need to chill.
I don't need to chill.
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
I can chill.
I'm not going to be so hard now.
Why don't you tell me?
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I'm not sure no damage.
This is what you're dealing with.
You think you're gonna play cutesy time with that?
Really?
You understand what we're fighting?
And again, I don't mean this is a lecture to you, my loyal audience, who I love.
You guys and ladies are the best.
I'm just telling you, man, you think you're going to play cutesy time with that?
That lunatic running on the stage with people showing up at a movie theater with AOC sticking a camera in the face?
These are radical leftists.
They're doing this too.
You want to play cutesy time?
Good luck, man.
Good luck.
All right, by the way, major, this is a VO, right?
This one, the video, the Capitol.
Yeah, I'll get to that later.
Get to the Capitol stuff.
This is important.
I want to run out of time.
Hold the Massey stuff for later.
This is important.
Major development on the January 6th pipe bomber case.
Most of you know the details.
January 6th, the insurrection at the White House should be a musical at this point, right?
Do you remember when we were told that everybody who went into the Capitol that day entered a restricted area and why?
Now, me having been a Secret Service agent, this is kind of a sensitive topic for me because I'm intimately familiar with 18 U.S.C. 1752, which describes a restricted area.
Now, a restricted area would be where a Secret Service protectee is or is planning to go.
It's kind of strange because they said that most of these people who entered the Capitol entered this restricted area and at least implied that they entered an area where Kamala Harris and at the time Vice President Mike Pence, Vice President soon to be elect or Vice President-elect Kamala Harris were, they seemed to imply that they were at the Capitol on January 6th even though we all know what.
Chatsters, where was she?
She was at the DNC. I want you to look at this video.
That emerged yesterday, the CCTV, closed circuit television.
Keep in mind that Capitol Police and everyone else have seen this video before.
This is 11.21 a.m.
before the Capitol insurrection incident.
Oh, look at that!
I see a lead agent, Capitol Police.
And who is that?
Can you stop that?
That looks like, who is that joke?
That looks like Kamala Harris.
Yeah, I think you're right, Dan.
Look, there's an agent behind with the mask.
That's a staffer.
How do I know?
Because the staffer's got stuff in their hands and Secret Service agents don't carry anything in their hands.
When you do this for a living, you get to pick this stuff out.
So there is Kamala Harris, agent in tow, Capitol Police behind her.
There's a staffer waiting for her.
Oh, look at that.
Look at that.
Oh, there she is.
That's a great shot.
That is definitely Kamala Harris.
There's no way that forehead belongs to anyone else.
Look at that Kamala Harris picture.
11-21.
So this just came out yesterday.
Look at that.
So Kamala Harris wasn't in the Capitol when the dreaded insurrection happened.
Why is this video such a big deal?
Anybody know Dan?
We already knew she wasn't there.
She was at the DNC. That's not why it's a big deal.
It's a big deal, ladies and gentlemen, because they knew.
They've had this video the entire time.
And a bunch of United States government prosecutors charged a bunch of people in the Capitol essentially for being in the Capitol in an insurrection when Secret Service protectees like Kamala Harris and Mike Pence were there.
Except she wasn't.
And they knew the entire time.
There it is.
Leaving.
They all knew.
Now, folks, I'm not going to go into the whole DNC side of it because we've covered that at length.
She was at the DNC. There was an alleged pipe bomb found.
I'm convinced this was a setup.
This was an effort to set up a bunch of January Sixers for an attempted assassination.
The pipe bomb was clearly fake.
We've discussed that.
I'm talking today, so you have a deliverable takeaway strictly about the legal ramifications now of a bunch of United States Department of Justice attorneys that work for you, paid for by your tax dollars, swearing under oath that Kamala Harris, or at least not giving that information, was in the Capitol when she wasn't.
And they knew.
Here's Kamala Harris, by the way.
You got that video?
Here's Kamala Harris.
I want you to see how gently she handles this topic in this interview of where she was.
Notice she never says, hey, let me be honest.
I really wasn't at the Capitol.
I was at the DNC on this day.
Why?
Because, ladies and gentlemen, this has been a setup from the beginning.
This is a huge scam, and now everybody knows it.
Watch this.
I was at the Capitol that morning and then I was in a meeting and I was told that I should leave.
And then I was taken to a secure location with my husband.
We watched in horror.
You are absolutely right.
It was seismic.
It was an inflection moment.
You know, sometimes we think an inflection moment is the bringing of something that is positive.
No, it was a, in many ways, a reckoning.
It was an exposure of the vulnerability of our democracy.
Folks, we're looking at the biggest scandal, I'm telling you, in modern U.S. political history.
This why Kamala Harris left the Capitol on the biggest day of her life.
You just saw the video.
The biggest day of her life.
She's about to be certified as the first female black vice president.
If you love identity politics, it's the greatest day in U.S. history.
Except, look ye here.
She's not there.
And everybody knew.
Where'd she go?
The Capitol?
She left?
Where'd she go?
The DNC? Why?
Julie Kelly notes something interesting in her Twitter feed yesterday.
The U.S. Attorney in Washington, D.C. He put out a tweet.
38 months since the January attack on the Capitol.
There's a link in there.
Julie Kelly notes, no mention of the pipe bomber.
Apparently there's a hearing coming up.
Barry Loudermilk, as Julie Kelly notes, Barry Loudermilk's going to hold a hearing on the still unsolved crime of the January 5th and 6th pipe bomber.
You know, I may volunteer to speak at that one as an expert on security.
What do you think, folks?
There you go.
Maybe we'll get to the bottom of what happened there.
Folks, these people can't stand you.
I need you to understand that, all right?
You know, I love you all, man.
I consider myself one of you.
I grew up like one of you as a middle-class kid.
I'm nothing special.
I don't have any special superpowers.
I was never a DC comic character.
I got none of that.
But I can't say enough, and I don't say it to depress you.
There's nothing wrong with this if you learn how to handle it correctly.
But this, we're still doing it.
We're not just doing it with politicians, but we're doing it with media figures and everyone else.
We have this tendency to lionize people and make them something they aren't.
I'm asking you to do the opposite.
Don't treat me any differently than you would treat your local activist friend.
Respect each other.
Cool.
Treat each other morally and ethically, but I'm not worthy of any special attention.
I'm not.
I say it all the time.
My biggest fear is if I meet you in public, the reason I'm so socially uncomfortable is that I'm going to let you down.
That you're going to talk to me and realize I'm just a normal person.
You're going to be somehow disappointed.
I'm just a normal dude.
But as a normal guy who's been through a lot of this stuff, I need you to understand these people really dislike you.
They really hate your guts.
I want to show you what I mean.
The Biden administration, he's going to talk tonight about all kinds of messy nonsense.
You can't try everything Biden's.
How do you know Joe Biden's lying?
His lips are moving.
So there was a claim that came out the other day, and it was put out on X and Truth and other platforms, that the United States government is flying 300,000 plus people into the United States who are not here as legal citizens.
So, of course, our hack media that, again, I need you to understand, these people hate your guts.
When you understand that, you learn to tactically deal with them, you learn cutesy time is over, and you learn to deal in exclamation points and not question marks.
If you think these people like you, you start doing the question mark.
Maybe they like me, maybe they don't like you.
Here's the Associated Press with a fact check.
Elliot Spagot, a humiliating, embarrassing mess to humankind.
Fact focus.
Claims that Biden administration is secretly flying migrants into the country are unfounded.
Keep that up.
So I did this thing.
This may shock you, fellas.
Joe, I actually read the article.
And the fascinating thing about this article is the unfounded charges, when you read the article, you find are not only founded, but are 100% true.
Because why?
Because the media hates you.
Here's the article.
Quote, each month, Customs and Border Protection discloses how many people from these four countries were allowed to enter the country.
I thought that was fake.
On January 26th, the agency reported 327,000 were vetted and authorized for travel.
Wait, wait, wait.
You mean through the legal immigration process?
No, no.
It means they just put them in an app and flew them into the country.
67,000 Cubans, 126,000 Haitians, 53,000 Nicaraguans, and 81,000 Venezuelans.
That's incredible.
Wait, keep that up a second.
So, I worked for the government, Joe.
Joe, you never worked for the G, right?
The government?
No.
No, never did.
No.
But you've dealt with them, like getting your driver's license and stuff like that.
You've dealt with them.
Chatsters, let me ask.
What do you think the chances are?
I want an actual percentage here.
100% chance they vetted all these people.
0% chance.
0 to 100%.
What chance, give me a percentage here, what percentage do you think that the United States government, through an app, that the United States government can't even give you a social security check on time, right, managed to vet 327,000 people they put on a plane through an app?
What do you think the chances are?
Let me venture a guess.
I'm going to say zero that they vetted any of these people at all.
I love it when they tell you it's fake and then they do a fact check and you find out not only is it not fake, but this story is 100% correct.
Elliot's the gods.
Elliot's the gods.
At AP, he says it's unfounded.
As he writes, it's actually true.
I know you saw this the other day on MSNBC, but again, these people hate your guts, folks.
Here's Jen Psaki and Rachel Maddow.
Is it zero?
Is there anyone who goes...
Okay, folks, we all agree.
There's a 0% chance the government that couldn't even set up an Obamacare website vetted any of these people.
You know what?
I got to test.
Folks, if you live in a liberal district, email your congressman.
Ask for the vetting list.
Ask for what they did.
Ask Elliott's the gods.
Ask him what they did to vet them.
No, ask him.
They got their names?
How?
They asked them?
That's it.
That'll be the vetting.
Just ask.
These people hate you.
Did you see this clip the other day on MSNBC? They think it's hilarious that a bunch of illegal immigrants, not in the country legally, they have no idea who these people are, showing up in communities all over the United States.
They think it's funny.
Watch this.
I mean, if you look at some of these exit polls, I mean, I live in Virginia.
Immigration was the number one issue.
I mean, again, these could change in Virginia.
Well, Virginia does have a border with West Virginia.
Very contested area.
Let me tell you something.
Listen, I could go off right now, but I want to keep this tactical because the focus of this show has been we've got to learn from the Democrats.
Don't learn that.
I'm going to tell you very seriously, that is an enormous mistake.
If you are ever on video or audio, Joe, you've been in this business a lot longer than me.
And someone's suffering out there, which people are.
Obamacare, people were suffering because their insurance was canceled.
Republicans have done stupid stuff too.
I mean, my humble opinion, we were engaged in the Iraq war for way too long.
Ladies and gentlemen, I say this in a bipartisan manner.
Let's just say non-partisan manner.
If people are suffering and you're laughing, you're freaking doing it wrong.
None of this is funny.
That was a huge mistake.
They should have come back after that segment and apologized.
It is not funny.
And I don't care what the issue is.
It's not funny.
There is nothing about this that's funny.
There's nothing funny about it.
It's not a Jim Carrey movie.
This isn't some comic strip in a Sunday paper.
People are dying.
You just had a woman in Georgia whose skull was bashed in and the lead suspect is an illegal immigrant, you dipwads.
You think this is time for the Jen Psaki Rachel Maddow comedy hour?
Learn from the Democrats.
Do not learn that.
Folks, if you cannot express compassion when people are suffering, I don't care the issue, and speak about things delicately, then get the hell off the air.
I want to show you something else, too.
Show you how much these people can't stand you.
If you live in the state of Arizona, I get it.
There was probably an enormous amount of cheating.
How the hell this idiot, Katie Hobbs, won the governorship is going to be one of the great electoral mysteries of my lifetime.
Key, do you remember us covering this?
Folks, I got to tell you, of all the races I was blindsided by, Arizona...
Not electing Carrie Lake in favor of this absolute imbecile, I will never in my life understand.
There is no way California, Arizona, Arizona is that blue of a state.
There's no way.
Katie Hobbs is a moron.
You have a state being overwhelmed by illegal immigrants.
Crime, fentanyl, it's out of control.
So they put a bill on our desk that basically makes it illegal to cross the border illegally.
Ground ball, ladies and gentlemen.
Here, this is the Trump pen.
Sign it and move on.
Total bunt for her.
Fox 10 Phoenix.
Katie Hobbs vetoes a bill on the border crossing.
Says it does not secure our border.
I want you to listen to Katie Hobbs.
I'm going to tell you, top two or three worst governors I have ever seen in the history of the United States.
Personally, professionally, an absolute moron.
Here's Katie Hobbs.
She's proud of this.
She put out a video telling the citizens of the state of Arizona, you can go get the double-barreled middle finger.
I don't care who's in the state illegally.
I ain't going to do a damn thing about it.
Watch this.
Good afternoon, everyone.
As I stated last week, anti-immigrant legislation to score cheap political points has no place in our state.
Today, I'm delivering on my promise, and I am vetoing Senate Bill 1231.
This bill does not secure our border.
On the contrary, it will be harmful for communities and businesses in our state and a burden for law enforcement personnel.
I know there's frustration by the federal government's failure to secure our border, but this bill is not the solution.
It's for these reasons I will veto Senate Bill 1231. Folks, she's proud of it.
She wants you to shove that right up your caboose.
She don't care at all.
These people hate you.
People will die because of what she just did.
Carrie Lay could have been your governor.
Instead, you're stuck with Katie Hobbs, who is washing her hands.
She's got blood all over right now.
Doesn't care one bit.
It's beyond crazy.
So I want to end the show on a very important note.
Give me a minute here.
I want to tie this together.
I know this show is a little different than shows we usually do.
We've got an election coming up.
And there are deliverables in this show.
Things you need to take away from it.
Because I've taken away from other people who transplanted these messages into my skull, okay?
Number one, we opened up the show today.
Personal politics matters.
No one gets it more than Donald Trump.
Issues matter first.
Politicians are tools for us.
Period.
But personal politics matters.
And Donald Trump understands it better than anyone else.
And if you don't get that, if you don't understand the personal side of politics, you have to start asking yourself, maybe this isn't for me.
Again, I could tell you stories all day.
I choose not to because I don't want to.
It's not appropriate.
It's not related to policy stuff.
Personal conversations are not the business of anyone else.
It's rude.
But I'm telling you right now, nobody gets personal politics better than this guy.
Nobody.
Second, we gotta learn from the Democrats.
No, not their morals and ethics.
They don't have none.
They don't have any.
We have got to learn that cutesy time is over.
They never stop.
You're at your local Tea Party meeting.
I know Joe's headed to one.
You go into these local Tea Party meetings, you hear people in the room, oh, I ain't doing this, I'm giving up.
Get rid of them.
They're a cancer.
The Democrats never, ever do this.
We can't do it either.
Fannie Willis' case breaks bad, run someone against the judge.
They lose that case, get a different prosecutor.
They lose that case, protest at their houses.
Show up at AOC's movie.
I don't know what the hell she was watching, Dune or whatever.
Lesson three, nobody dies for a question mark.
If you're leaving a room with a candidate in there and you still got a question mark around who the hell is this guy, they're not for you.
You've got to speak clearly and loudly like Mark Robinson and understand that when you do that, you will become a target of the lunatic left.
But it is absolutely worth it because nobody dies for a question mark, only for an exclamation point.
And my last takeaway, where we ended the show.
Folks, it is never funny people suffering.
Ever.
Ever.
You want to win a race for office?
Or you want to convince a group of people as an activist that your party is the better party?
Speak clearly.
Speak boldly.
Use exclamation points.
But never make light of people's suffering, because it's real.
And if you're laughing about something when people are dying, when there's a fentanyl crisis, you got a woman in Georgia with her head bashed in, and you're smoking and joking on your MSNBC show, laughing like a bunch of idiots, Teddy Ruxpin morons, they put a quarter in your back, and you're like, you're doing it wrong.
And that's a fact.
Big show today.
Got to a lot of stuff.
I had to leave a lot of stuff on the table, unfortunately.
I'll get to some of it tomorrow, including a great speech by Congressman Dave Schweikert on the House floor about how bad our debt crisis is.
I'm going to get to that tomorrow.
And I'm thinking about this.
He watched the chat after the show.
You guys want to do a couple of questions for Dan tomorrow?
We haven't done that in a long time.
Maybe throw some in the chat and maybe we'll pick a couple for tomorrow.
We haven't done that in a long time.
So I always like that on a Friday.
Another big show.
We'll cover the State of the Union.
All this nonsense going on.
Don't miss it.
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