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So we caused a little bit of a hit storm, if you know what I mean, in Australia.
Seriously.
Our Friday video on Rumble went nuclear.
I don't know what it was.
Australians realizing I got their back as Australia turns into a prison colony?
I'm not sure.
We'll talk about that.
We'll also talk about that blow up on my show, on my Fox show on Saturday night.
And some negative emails I got from leftists who are apparently confused about how TV works.
Got that.
More on Fauci, who's turning into, his stuff is really causing a national security threat at this point.
You can't say that!
Yeah, it's true.
His stuff, his material, and he puts out there's really, he's turning into a national security threat at this point.
Fauci.
It's going to be a loaded show today, always is on Monday.
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Let's get right to it.
Also, we got another thing about Trump.
Wasn't Trump impeached for a so-called quid pro quo with Ukraine?
That's really strange because we have an actual quid pro quo now with Ukraine.
When are the Republicans going to impeach Biden?
They better do it.
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All right.
Have to use a Kenny bell today, I think.
Oh, the Kenny Bell.
Joe's having, I'm sorry, Joe warned me.
My fault.
Joe is having some technical difficulties.
The Kenny Bell makes his return for the first time in like, what, like four months?
We have the Kenny bells always here for back.
You know, I'm thinking maybe on my Fox show, I should show the Kenny bell once in a while, maybe hit the Kenny would probably freak out people at Fox, right?
But what was that?
What's going on?
Is there a boxing match in the background?
Is that a firearm?
No, it's just the Kenny bell folks.
So speaking of my Fox show, unintentional segue, there was a little bit of a blow up this weekend on my Fox show.
I had my debate.
With a leftist, which I always do.
I'll show you just a part of it in the beginning.
Most of you saw the show unfiltered, so I appreciate your support, by the way.
You've been awesome.
Love you to death.
Seriously, you guys have been great ladies out there.
I'll show you a clip from it in a second, but just a couple things.
So I debate leftists on my show, not every week, but maybe three out of the four weeks out of a month.
I choose to do it because I think leftist ideas are ridiculous, I think they're absurd, I think they're not fact-based, and I think they're easily rebuttable and refutable.
Rebuttable is probably not a word, I may have made it up, but we do call the segment The Rebuttal.
Because I know our ideas win, and I think the only way to show it is to show how our ideas win by presenting an opposing idea.
80% of the people I get feedback on the segment love it, 20% hate it.
That's fine, I respect your opinion, show's for you.
But a couple of points about this.
Liberals, I got so many nasty grams this weekend from liberals about the debate segment on my show.
They were like, oh my gosh, Dan, you ambushed her.
Okay.
One, it's Desiree Timms, who is a congressional candidate.
It's not personal.
It's just, this is professional.
This is what I do.
It's a battle of ideas.
And she lost.
I'm sorry.
But a couple of points.
It's an open book test, number one.
Okay.
We don't invite anyone on the show using tricks.
Does everybody get that?
We do.
Everybody gets an email inviting them on the show.
They're not coerced to be on the show.
That was actually point number two.
We don't coerce them.
We'll make it one big point.
We don't coerce anyone.
We don't pay anyone.
There's not like a promotional fee.
It is an open invitation.
You are free to say no.
They want to come on the air?
They want to be on television and put their ideas out there?
No one else will have most of these folks on the air.
We have them on the air.
Unlike a lot of these other places, we have them on the air.
Again, they're not coerced, and it's an open book test.
I gave the woman, every single person, the talking points.
Here's what we're going to talk about.
Here are the points we're going to address.
There are no tricks.
You understand?
I hope you get this.
I know the conservatives do, but liberals are like, oh my gosh, it was an ambush.
How is it an ambush if it's an open book test?
It's an open, and she's still screwed up.
Here was the clip.
I asked her to come on the show, Desiree Timms.
She was a congressional candidate, Democrat.
And I asked her to come on the show to talk about Biden's proposal to raise taxes, and she came out with the standard, by the way, she knows the questions in advance.
Or the contours of where we're gonna go, and no tricks here.
And she still doesn't know!
You'd think if you were coming on the air to talk about hiking taxes on the rich, you'd know what the rich pay, and what you want them to pay.
She didn't know either, check this out.
So you're saying the billionaires and millionaires don't pay enough.
What are the top 1%?
What percentage of income taxes paid do the top 1% pay, do you know?
I think you're asking the wrong question.
The question is why aren't corporations and billionaires paying their fair share?
And people who are working on the front lines in the middle of a pandemic are paying more.
What do the top 1% pay in income taxes?
Just guess.
You have no idea.
The answer is they pay 40%.
They aren't paying a cent.
They aren't paying a cent in taxes.
Actually, if you look at actual data, you might want to try that sometimes.
The top 1% actually pay 40% of all income taxes.
Did you know that?
Were you aware of that?
Or you just finding this out now on the show?
Listen, I'm really sorry.
It's an open book test.
We actually send the contours of the debate beforehand.
We don't ask people to come up.
So to all the liberals out there, oh my gosh, you ambushed her.
We ambushed no one.
It's an open book test and you still don't know the answers.
How do you fail an open book test?
How?
How do you do that?
The answer is you fail it when you write the answer.
Stupid.
I'm really sorry.
I'm not calling her stupid.
Her ideas are stupid.
I don't know her.
Maybe she's just lying.
I don't know.
Maybe she knows and she's not telling us.
Don't know.
This is a person running for Congress.
It's a fair question, correct?
You want to raise taxes on the rich?
What do they pay now?
I don't know.
You don't know what they pay now, but you want them to pay more.
Does that make sense to you?
I mean, on what planet does that make sense?
Yes, we definitely need them to pay more.
Okay, what are they paying now?
I have no idea.
Alright, moving on.
But thank you for watching the show again, Unfiltered.
We'll have another debate this week.
They have a chance.
They just... You can't defend dopey idea.
You just can't.
There's no defending it.
Alright, we caused another hit storm in Australia, and I don't mean hit if you know what I mean.
We exposed the truth.
Australia has turned rapidly into a prison colony, actually worse than a prison colony.
Because in prison, people can speak to one another, but you have Australian health ministers and health officials in Australia, government officials shutting down large portions of Australia, the country, in another attempt at a failed coronavirus lockdown, because they're stupid.
They are stupid people and people are erupting in Australia right now.
People are furious, they are pissed like you wouldn't believe because they've done the math calculus and the freedom math doesn't work out.
They're like, wait, let me get this straight.
We've tried now, what is it, 12 lockdowns in Australia over various areas of the country, New South Wales, other parts of the country, Sydney.
We've tried this.
It hasn't worked.
We're trying to get to a zero COVID environment.
That is not possible.
Do you understand, folks, this is not possible?
Everyone.
We need to get this out of the way now.
This is an important subject.
It doesn't just relate to Australia.
There's enough going on in the United States to talk about without having to talk about other countries.
But these are our brothers and sisters in freedom over there, the people protesting.
I'll get to that in a second.
But we have to understand, like, the freedom calculus, this stuff is going to come here.
These people are being subjected to ruthless, Anti-civil liberties activism being made into a prison colony right now in Australia, and they figured out that this isn't going to work.
Zero COVID, to sum this point up, is not possible.
Zero COVID in a country that will never have another case of COVID again.
Do you understand?
This is never going to happen.
Tune out the rest of the show if you don't understand that.
Talking to leftists.
The conservatives got this a long time ago.
Sadly, tragically, this virus is with us forever.
It will not be the last virus that emerges, whether through Chinese Wuhan lab gain-of-function research or naturally.
Viruses emerge.
They evolve.
You understand this.
We will never, ever get to a world or a country again that's zero COVID, ever, for any lengthy period.
This is with us forever.
We can deal with it.
We can learn to mitigate it, we can develop treatments for it, or we can sacrifice our freedoms for an endgame that's not possible.
If this was a business, you would ask for a deliverable.
Because it's government, and government is inherently stupid, power-hungry, and corrupt, government officials in Australia who are stupid, power-hungry, and corrupt, are trying to get to a deliverable goal that's not deliverable, and it's not a goal because it's not possible.
In business, you would be laughed out of a boardroom.
Laughed out.
If you went into a business environment, And let's say you were selling pet rocks and you said, listen, I want to sell 27 billion pet rocks.
Everybody would laugh you out of the boardroom because it's not even possible.
That's not possible.
Nobody is going to sell 27 billion pet rocks, okay?
You'd be like, that's dumb.
Can we do something more realistic?
Like we just started.
Maybe we get to a million, then we scale up to 10 million, and who knows, if the thing goes great, maybe 100 million pet rocks would be really fantastic.
We can scale and scope out.
That's not what they're doing.
They're setting an unreachable goal.
Let's sell 27 billion pet rocks and we're going to go out of business.
Nobody's free to leave the building until we... There you go.
That's an even better way to do it.
Nobody's allowed to go home until we sell 27 billion pet rocks.
Everybody would be like, wait, I'm giving up my freedom for a goal that's unattainable?
Yes, that's what's happening in Australia right now.
This is the, what, 12th lockdown?
You are never going to get to zero COVID and the people have had enough.
So, my clip about the Australian prison colony, that's what it is.
You have tyrants and fascists in control of the country right now.
Yes, I said it.
You, I'm talking to you, government officials in Australia.
You're tyrants and you're fascists.
You disgust me.
You're human filth.
Here are the people of Australia that have had enough of this.
They've done the freedom math and they're like, you know what?
My freedom matters to me.
I'm willing to take a risk to live here, to live freely.
Check this out.
They've had enough.
They're hitting the streets.
Folks, it's only going to get worse.
I've even seen it in France.
Reminds me of the last time I was here.
Le Francais!
Even Le Francais!
Even they've had enough of this crap.
You want to be free or not?
It's a simple question.
It's a simple question.
Do you want to be free or not?
Now, because the fascist tyrants running Australia want the entire country turned into a massive prison colony.
Reminiscent of a third-world North Korean-like communist dictatorship.
Even worse, you're allowed to talk to people in North Korea, not in Australia.
The Guardian did its homework this weekend, doing what they do for the tyrant fascists running the country, and they had to attack the protesters who just want to live freely at this point and take their own risks.
Freedom and liberty, folks, never comes without a price.
You understand that?
Ever.
There's always going to be risks.
Always.
So the Guardian did its homework.
Guardian, of course, left-wing outlet, attacked them.
Said, uh, talking about what the Sydney police and all.
Well, I shouldn't say attacked.
They're more talking about what Sydney officials said.
Sydney police find hundreds of anti-lockdown protesters for their quote, filthy, risky behavior.
Now you see why I mentioned the word filthy before.
So you're filthy now.
This is what your elected air quotes leaders think of you.
You're filth.
Oh, their filth.
Their filth.
The leaders running this country right now.
Subjecting these people to totalitarian lockdowns.
Their filth.
I'm disgusted by you and I'm not going to let this story go.
All right, moving on.
We've got a lot of stories to get through today.
It's Monday.
Monday's always a loaded show.
Listen, I don't want to hear another word.
From Democrat hacks about COVID mitigation.
I don't.
Whether it's liberal hacks in Australia or liberal hacks here.
Just shut your mouth, Democrats, until you speak out on the border crisis happening on the southern border.
The open border invasion going on down south right now.
I don't want to hear another word from you about COVID mitigation strategies.
Take the cotton out of your ears and stick it in your mouth.
You have zero credibility.
You're piehole?
Shut it.
Piehole?
Hmm.
Nobody's interested in what you have to say.
Your credibility is zero.
You're like the three-card Monty guy in Times Square in the 80s.
Nobody trusts you.
Everybody knows you're a loser, okay?
So shut your mouth.
Now, Bill Malugin, who's been doing good work for Fox News Channel, Mlugin's Twitter account has been absolute gold.
He's actually down there on the border.
By the way, he could do these all day, these photos.
He tweeted this out this weekend.
He said, new, an absolutely massive group of 350 plus migrants have arrived at the border fence in Del Rio.
You think they're all from just Mexico, folks?
Nope, nope.
They're from all around the world.
How does Mlugin know that?
Because he asked them.
It's called journalism.
They're from Haiti, Africa, Brazil, Colombia.
Very few from the Northern Triangle.
More are streaming down the path from the Rio Grande after crossing.
He has photos.
I'd like to show you these if you're watching the show on Rumble.
It's all free, of course.
Rumble.com slash Bongino.
Here's photo one of the group.
Here's photo two.
You see quite a large group of people.
Here's photo three.
Yeah, there's more.
There's a whole lot of people.
Here's photo four.
Folks, they're all around the world.
They're coming to the United States.
Why?
Because Joe Biden told them to.
You think this is going to stop?
Why?
Why do you think that?
Why do you think this is going to stop?
Can you give me one reason why you would think this is not going to stop?
Joe Biden has invited everybody in.
Everybody's coming in.
There's no mitigation strategy at the southern border whatsoever.
And I have to tell you, of all the downsides of this Joe Biden presidency, and believe me, there are a lot, I would have to rate the destruction of our southern border as number one.
We have a process.
You can show up at a port of entry.
You can apply for citizenship in the United States.
They've thrown that entire process out the window.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's total chaos.
You have people coming into the country from around the world.
This coronavirus in the United States will never stop.
We will never have zero COVID.
That's not even close if we have an open southern border.
Forget it.
Throw it out the window.
They're lying.
And just please, to the liberals, shut your pie holes.
You have no credibility.
Nobody's listening to you.
As you defend open borders, as you defend people coming into the country without even understanding if they're infected with coronavirus or not, daring to call us out.
So you want to give new rights, just to be clear as I discuss this on my Fox shows, you want to give new rights, small r fake rights, faux rights.
To illegals coming in from around the world.
The right to enter the country.
The right to work.
You want to just fabricate these rights out of nowhere while attacking American civil liberties.
The right to carry a firearm.
The right to assemble in public as you lock them down.
The right to not wear a face mask and show your face in public if you choose.
You want to attack our rights while giving new rights to people who aren't even in the country legally.
And you wonder why Americans can't stand you all right now.
It's disgusting what you're doing.
It's disgusting, and we're going to stay on top of it.
All right, let me get to my second sponsor.
I want to get to another part of this.
I don't want to hear another word from the liberals, not just about the COVID crisis, because you have zero credibility there, but I don't want to hear anything about, quote, equity either, because you don't give a damn about equity.
You're destroying lives right now.
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So getting back to the show, I don't want to hear not only another word from Dems about COVID because you're full of it.
You are full of it.
We'll take care of it.
We know what to do.
You guys just shut your mouths.
But really, I'm sorry to be so blunt, but I'm really tired of you.
Let's open up the southern border, allow people to pile in the country, potentially infected with coronavirus.
But you all better wear a mask, you're two year old in school.
That'll do it.
That'll fix it.
How did we get stuck with the stupidest of all?
Do you see this robot, by the way?
The basketball robot at the Olympics?
I'm just watching on Fox.
I've been watching the Olympics.
I don't really care.
Sorry.
Some guy sent me an email.
Dan, it's the Olympics.
They represent our country.
You should care.
They don't represent me.
Many of the great patriotic athletes do.
And thank you.
Thank you for your dedication to your craft.
And thank you for representing the United States.
But the ones who don't have ruined it for everyone.
And I'm just not interested.
I'm sorry.
You may be interested.
I'm good for you.
I'm not knocking you, but I really just don't care.
So I don't want to hear another word from leftists about equity.
That's their new buzz term of the day.
We want to create equity and an equitable atmosphere for minorities and everyone.
You're just full of it.
You're so full of crap.
It's painful to read.
So I read this story this weekend and let me just put this out there.
Caveat emptor here, right?
Buyer beware.
I am not trying in any way to be objective here.
Okay?
My kid goes to a charter school.
I have been a passionate supporter of school choice for a long time.
I am a de facto product of school choice.
My, my, My mother got to send me to a Catholic school, even though we didn't have a lot of money.
The public school in my area, PS 68, was not good.
It was terrible.
And we didn't have a lot of money, but I went there.
So I'm not even trying to be objective.
I'm trying to give you the facts, but I am a passionate supporter of school choice because I really do believe, as has been stated many times by many people, that it is the civil rights issue of our day.
If you don't give people an opportunity through a world-class education to beat the conditions of poverty and to keep them and their prosperity suppressed, you've really created a situation that's a moral stain on this country and you should be embarrassed.
You really should.
The Democrats hate equity.
Just like they talk about coronavirus and they say they want a mitigation measure, masks and all that stuff, but then they open up the border to people potentially infected that come in from all over the world.
They say a bunch of crap about equity and helping out minorities, but when it comes to doing stuff, not only do they not help you, they hurt you.
Again, it's the difference between misfeasance and malfeasance.
Not only are the Democrats not helping the old lady when she falls on the sidewalk, that's misfeasance, they walk right on by.
The Democrats are doing malfeasance.
The old lady goes to get up and they punch her in the face.
That's what they're doing to minorities right now.
How?
I saw this article in the Wall Street Journal.
It's about charter schools.
Folks, these kids have one shot.
They have one shot.
Many of them lived in impoverished areas.
The piece, by the way, is titled, Congress Beats Up Charter Schools.
A House spending bill, led by the Democrats, cuts funding and adds new political strings.
I mean, this story is genuinely depressing.
You have these charter schools that have given these kids, these minority kids, and many other kids a shot.
Again, my daughter goes to a charter school.
I'm not pretending in any way to be, you know, removed from this or emotionally detached.
I'm not.
But I have options.
If my kid's charter school is attacked, which it's being right now, and others, I have options.
A lot of poor parents don't.
I thought the Democrats were in this for equity.
They're not in this for equity at all.
Listen to me and listen very clearly before I get to a cut from this, excuse me, a screenshot from the piece.
These teachers unions and these liberals hate your kids.
I am not using that word lightly.
I am not using it for emotional effect.
I am using that word because it is true.
The Democrats in Congress hate your kids.
They don't care about your kids.
Think about what it takes.
To rip money out of charter schools, helping minority kids get an education.
Think about the moral depravity it takes to do that.
The hatred you have to have in your heart towards people, towards kids, towards everyone.
Why would you do that?
To watch a kid who, for the first time in a long time, has a shot at a really good, decent life.
Educational opportunities to open the mind and expand opportunities.
And they get in there and you rip it away from them.
What kind of a sick, deranged F-bomb are you?
You have to really, really hate kids to do that.
That's a fact.
This is who these people are.
These sick, deranged... Get the rest.
So what are they doing?
Well, from the P's.
The House Appropriations Committee, again led by Democrats.
The Democrats in that committee recently voted to cut $40 million from charter schools.
The cuts came despite an overall 40% increase in federal education funding to $102 billion.
Biden's budget proposed to hold spending for charter schools flat, but the Democrats on the committee cut that figure by 10%.
Worse is the new language under the bill, section 314.
None of the funds made available by this act may be awarded to a charter that contracts with a for-profit entity to operate, oversee, or manage the activities of the school.
Well, charters say this could make the schools that rely on private vendors for like food service or stuff, which is basically all of them, or curricula, ineligible for federal funding at all.
So they're going to, as they dish out $100 billion in your tax dollars to schools all around the country, They're going to cut by millions, cut, as they're giving everyone else money.
They're going to cut by millions the money they give to charter schools because they hate your kids.
They want your kids in garbage, junk, failing public schools because that's where the teachers unions are.
And the teachers unions pay off Democrats.
It's really that simple.
And they hate your kids.
And then by the way, they say, oh, but if you contract with a private entity for food services, yeah, you can't use any of the federal money we just gave you.
And nobody has any problem with this?
These people hate your kids.
I'm really sorry.
People are going to need to be shaken out of the doldrums.
Ron DeSantis won the governorship down here in Florida because a lot of black female voters who had their sons and daughters in charter schools voted for Ron DeSantis, the Republican.
That's a fact.
You ask anyone in Florida, there are a lot of factors why Ron DeSantis won the governorship down here, but one of the largest Was the incredible proportion of black female voters relative to history where Republicans have gotten a certain amount of votes in the past.
The incredible amount of black female voters have voted for Ron DeSantis because he stood up for school choice.
It is a civil rights issue of our time.
There's no doubt about it.
Alright, so President Trump, moving on folks, President Trump was impeached for what?
A fake quid pro quo with Ukraine, correct?
Remember Ukraine?
Oh my gosh, President Trump said on the phone he wanted information on, he wanted to investigate Hunter Biden, which again turned out to be a genuine scandal.
He wanted them to investigate Hunter Biden in exchange for missiles and military aid.
Of course, none of that happened.
They made the whole thing up.
It was just fake.
But the Democrats impeached him saying President Trump demanded something from Ukraine in exchange for something of benefit to him, an investigation into Hunter Biden, which, by the way, turns out to be a real scandal now.
Well, they made all that up, of course.
That was a fake scandal.
But it's odd, because if that's the way to do it, quid pro quo, demanding things of Ukraine of value, In order to get them to quid pro quo, something for something, to do something for you, you would think that this would be impeachable too.
There's a piece in the Washington Post by Mark Thiessen.
He does some work on Fox News.
Surprised the Washington Post let this be published.
It's an opinion piece.
Did Biden just commit an impeachable offense in Ukraine?
So what's the allegation here?
The allegation here is that Joe Biden, in order to get the Ukrainians to play along with the Russian pipeline, there's a pipeline that cuts across from Russia, across the Baltic, over to Germany.
It bypasses Ukraine, where Russia used to have to send natural gas.
Ukraine got transit fees for that.
Now the Russians don't need Ukraine, can give them the double-barreled middle finger, the family-friendly middle finger here, right?
Well, it's never really family-friendly, but you get the point.
The Ukrainians were understandably like, wait, you just turned up the pressure on us, because now the Russians don't need us, they can shut off the gas through Ukraine, and we don't get paid for the transit fees.
So it's alleged that Biden, in order to get the Ukrainians to go along, said, hey, I'll give you something for something.
Sounds like a quid pro quo.
Said, all right, we'll give you a White House meeting if you agree to go along with this Nord Stream 2 pipeline that bypasses you guys and sends gas right to Germany.
That sounds like an impeachable offense to me.
So if the Republicans had any cojones at all, many of them don't, there is a small sliver who do, I would call your congressman today and demand an impeachment vote.
Will they get it?
No, they're in the minority.
Why not?
I don't understand.
If a quid pro quo with Ukraine is impeachable and Biden offered something for something, I will give you a White House meeting, Ukrainians, if you go along with me helping the Russians screw you over.
That sounds impeachable, does it not?
By the way, while he's canceling a pipeline, the Keystone Pipeline here in the United States, I would expect an impeachment.
Why haven't we had one?
Why haven't we had at least an impeachment resolution?
Why not?
Ugh, the Republicans.
It's distracting.
It's going to turn off moderators.
Please, again, cotton ears.
I'm not interested.
Cutesy time is over.
Cutesy time ended months ago.
It is time to start playing political hardball.
And you know the reason we haven't seen an impeachment resolution introduced yet?
The reason we haven't is because of the Golden Rule.
Most Democrats, I mean, most Republicans are really Democrats.
No Democrats are really Republicans.
That's why the Democrats make up, fabricate a quid pro quo against Trump and get an impeachment.
We have an actual potential impeachable offense based on their own standards, the Democrats.
And Republicans will do nothing.
By the way, the Ukrainians caught on to this.
Here's the cover of the Kiev Post.
Betrayal.
This is their newspaper, not ours.
Ukraine's global voice.
Global powers, the US and Germany, turn their backs on Ukraine and undermine European security as they strike a deal allowing the completion of Nord Stream 2, Russia's controversial gas pipeline project.
There you go, folks!
Even the Ukrainians have caught on to this scam.
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But what I got coming up, I've got audio from Donald Trump, who's had about enough of the cancel culture threats, especially when it comes to 2020 election talk.
I've got Fauci strikes again and a ridiculous petition in Dallas and the response to it.
And maybe at the end, we're going to ask the question, who's wiping Joe Biden's butt?
Did I read that wrong?
No, no, that's who's wiping Joe Biden's butt.
We will get to that at the end.
You'll understand at the end.
Joe's apparently curious as to who's wiping his butt too.
I'm taking Joe Biden's word.
It's not a joke, man.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke, man.
It's not a joke.
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So President Trump spoke in Arizona this weekend.
At Turning Point USA, Charlie Kirk's excellent group.
He has been really bringing it with the younger kids on these college campuses.
I spoke at one last weekend.
It was absolutely packed.
And he has it right.
President Trump is absolutely right on cancel culture.
The cancel thread is being turned on everyone who puts out an inconvenient political narrative.
And they can stick it up their cabooses because I'm not going to stop talking about anything, including the 2020 election.
Do not, listen to me, do not self-censor.
Do not.
In a war for civil liberties and free speech, those with the guts at the tip of the spear are going to be the ones that lead the way for everyone else.
Trump is one of them.
He's going to keep talking about the 2020 election because what happened in 2020, the abominations, the last minute rule changes, the suspect signature verification, the mass mail-in voting, there are very legitimate questions.
Hillary Clinton still talks about her fake loss because she really did lose in 2016.
Say fake loss because she really lost.
She's still talking about Vladimir Putin stole the election.
Hillary Clinton is full of stuff.
She's full of it.
She's always been full of it.
She's an awful human being.
Listen, I have personal experience with her.
She is an awful human being.
As awful a human being as you can imagine, she's worse than that person.
You're like, On a peak awful scale, she's like, what, 98?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She's 100.
I very rarely go 100.
I'm like 99.9, leave a little bit of room.
No, she's there.
She's still talking about the stolen election in 2016.
That's okay.
Reporters still love her.
Oh, she's Hillary Clinton.
My gosh, we love Hillary.
We got to put her on a pedestal, make the golden calf out of her.
President Trump brings it up, and they threaten to cancel anyone.
Talk about that on the air.
We'll get rid of you, stat.
I will talk about whatever I want, and you should, too.
Here's President Trump on the 2020 election and the cancel culture threats.
Check this out.
Just so you understand, you know, we talk about cancel culture.
The biggest thing that they want canceled is they don't want you talking about the election that just took place because they say, holy shit, they caught us.
They caught us.
[Applause]
They caught us!
[Applause]
And you know, we've seen it.
It's a scandal the likes of which we've never had.
But the only way you get away with a scandal is if they don't talk about it.
They don't want to talk about it.
But they're going to have to.
If your votes are like people are thinking they're going to be, and when you get up and announce whatever it may be, Uh, it's not going to be able, they're not going to be able not to talk about it.
The press is so dishonest.
They don't want to talk about it.
But if you think about cancel, everything about cancel culture, they want cancel culture.
But what they don't want to do is anything having to do with the 2020 election.
I have a series on Fox Nation now about cancel culture.
We had a portion of aired, excuse me, a portion of it on Fox and the network last night, Sunday at 10.
So I was on Saturday and Sunday at 10.
The show has been blowing up.
I'm not blowing wind up your cabooses here.
I don't, you know, I have no, there's no reason to do that.
It's been blowing up because this is really has, this really has people terrified.
I spoke to Adam Carolla this week and about it, too, on my regular Fox show.
It's a lot of stuff I know I just threw in there.
Adam Carolla appears in the, it's called Cancelled in the USA on Fox Nation.
And one of the questions I brought up to him is how the Democrats have, the cancelling is bad enough, but they've done even more damage.
The damage they've done is they've created prisons of the mind for all of us.
Where even if we're not cancelled, we all self-censor.
Folks, we all do it.
We all do it.
It's not right.
We all do it.
We all self-censor, but whether we do it consciously or subconsciously.
The left is determined what are the bounds of acceptable conversation.
And what do we do?
We go up to the line.
Some of us go a little further in the line, some of us not.
But we eventually start to self-censor.
It's the prison of the mind that's been the worst part of this entire cancel culture phenomenon.
The way to break the prison of the mind is to not subject yourself to it and to talk about whatever you damn well please when it comes to the 2020 election.
Stick to the facts, stick to what we can back up, but do not shut up under any circumstances.
And Trump really doesn't care what they be.
I mean, he has been the tip of the spear on this, and you need that to break through.
All right, moving on.
Motor into it.
We may actually get through a lot of this.
Mondays are always loaded full of stuff because you got all the weekend content coming up.
So Fauci, Dr. Fauci, what he's up to is turning into a real serious national security threat.
Sadly, I'm not joking.
My opinion, again, you're free to have an alternate opinion.
I'm sure Dr. Fauci has an alternate opinion.
What do I mean by that?
Folks, it's coronavirus which is now with us forever.
Again, we will never ever get to zero COVID.
It will never happen.
A virus is not a grizzly bear.
You can't see it.
It takes powerful microscopes to see a virus.
You will never ever get rid of it.
Because we won't get rid of it, it was given to us by China, by the way, As a air quotes gift from the Wuhan lab, whether it was an intentional or unintentional leak, we don't know.
It probably was unintentional.
But I have no doubt that there was bioweapons research and gain-of-function research happening at that Wuhan lab.
And not only should we never, ever, ever fund this stuff again, this gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, Which, by the way, is just obvious.
Does it really require any convincing?
China unleashed this on the world and we're actually having a conversation about funding this stuff?
These labs, we should do everything in our power with international organizations to shut down their entire bioweapons program.
Not Fauci.
Here it is, right here.
Washington Examiner.
You can read it in my newsletter today.
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I'll send you these articles every day.
Fauci says it's, quote, negligent not to fund research at the Wuhan lab.
Suggests collaboration with China.
Continued by the great Jerry Dunleavy, Washington Examiner.
What'd you say?
Guy and Justin just said it right.
Guy said, in case you missed it, cause he doesn't have a microphone.
We gotta get there.
We gotta get a camera over there.
Can we do that, Guy?
Set that up.
Let's put a camera over there too.
Sometimes people, you know, they see everything and they don't see you.
So Guy just said, what's wrong with this guy?
And Justin was like, everything.
I mean, what is... Sorry, been sharing our watches.
What is wrong with this guy?
The Wuhan lab unleashed a plague upon the world that by the time this is done, years from now, will likely have killed millions of people.
Again, this is not a joke.
I got a friend in the hospital now.
This is serious stuff.
It's not serious enough to take away your civil liberties.
It's not serious enough to demand you to put a mask on.
I want to put a mask, I'll put a mask on.
I don't need to listen to you.
This is serious stuff.
China unleashed this on the world, and this nutjob, Fauci, wants to continue to fund the same lab?
Folks, this is crazy.
As I said maybe too many times this weekend.
Sometimes I get a thought in my head on my weekend show.
I said crazy pills like three or four times this weekend.
This is like legit crazy pills time.
We should be shutting these labs down.
Not disgusting.
Disgusting.
Talk about a Freudian slip.
Not disgusting.
Also disgusting.
Additional funding.
Are you crazy?
His advice, by the way, has become increasingly deranged.
But I don't believe he's being candid or even telling the truth about gain-of-function research.
If he's proud of gain-of-function research, where the Chinese government's manipulated viruses, and he thinks we should do more with these Wuhan labs, then why would Rand Paul have an absolute meltdown up on Capitol Hill when Rand Paul confronted him with the fact that we were sending money to the Wuhan lab?
Check this out.
If the point that you are making is that the grant that was funded as a sub-award from EcoHealth to Wuhan created SARS-CoV-2, that's where you are getting.
Let me finish.
We don't know.
We don't know if it did come from the lab, but all the evidence is pointing that it came from the lab, and there will be responsibility for those who funded the lab, including yourself.
This committee will allow the witness to respond.
I totally resent the lie that you are now propagating, Senator.
We sent money to the Wuhan lab, Fauci.
It is not a lie.
Tell him, Dr. Fauci, you can kiss my rump.
I'll call him whatever I want.
We sent money there.
What that money went to, you have no idea.
Money's fungible.
You have no idea.
We sent money to a lab that unleashed a plague upon this world that has caused negative externalities that are nearly immeasurable.
Loss of liberty, freedom, depression, economic catastrophe it caused.
And you're arguing to still send these people money while lying about sending them money in the first place?
Why does this guy still have a job in the public sector?
Folks, he's not your dentist.
Okay?
All of the Fauci protectors out there?
He's not your dentist.
He's not your buddy.
Hey, Jim, I know you listen on the Radio Show.
Can you pull that Mary Catherine Ham thing, CNN?
Mary Catherine Ham is a contributor on CNN.
She and I kind of rebuke an entire panel on CNN who are suggesting somehow that, you know, Dr. Fauci's some protected class.
He's a public figure.
Public figure.
Your tax dollars pay him.
The fact that what he...
He has delicate sensibilities or something?
We're supposed to just leave him alone and not criticize him despite the fact that his decisions have been atrocious and he's still making the same bad decisions?
No.
Here he is again talking about another mask mandate.
Let me be clear for the 15,000th time on this show.
I'm not anti-mask.
I'm not a mask fascist.
You are.
You want to wear a mask?
Go right ahead.
Go ahead, if you think for some reason this thing is going to protect you, despite having done nothing, mask mandates to stop the pandemic.
That's a fact.
You can argue if they are defective or defective to a degree, what on the margin they've done.
Fair argument.
These masks you've claimed were some panacea have not stopped these pandemics anywhere.
Anywhere.
You have no evidence of that at all.
If you want to wear it, it makes you feel good, go right ahead.
Just stop telling us what to do.
Here's Fauci again saying, hey, even if you got the vaccine, mask mandates may be back on the table.
Check this out.
We only have a little time left.
I want to ask you, sources are telling CNN that top health officials are weighing whether to revise mask guidelines for vaccinated Americans.
Are you part of those conversations?
And if so, what are you advising?
Do you think masks should be brought back for vaccinated Americans?
You know, Jake, this is under active consideration.
If you're asking, am I part of the discussion?
Yes, I am.
How is this under active consideration?
Can we stop for a moment?
I know this is hard to do.
It's very hard.
It's hard for me to do, too.
When I'm not being objective, I say it.
Like with the charter school conversation.
I'm not.
I'm not objective.
I believe in facts, but I'm passionate about it.
My emotions get involved.
My kid goes to a charter school.
I love charter schools.
I believe everyone has a shot.
But I'm really trying to be objective here.
I am not anti-mask.
I am not kidding.
If you, I'm not mad at you if you wear a mask.
I'm not upset at you.
If you want to wear a mask, go right ahead.
I'm not virtue signaling either.
I don't care about what you do.
It's not my business.
I was coming out of the mall this weekend.
I had to pick up a shirt I bought.
I'm driving back.
I'm on A1A in Florida.
And there's a guy at the light in a car alone by himself with a mask on.
That's just dumb.
But I'm not mad at him.
I didn't honk at him.
Hey!
I'm just mouthing it out because it's a family-friendly shoe.
I don't care!
The guy waves back, hey, whatever.
I told my wife as I left, what a moron.
He's got a mask on.
That's what I said.
But I wouldn't say that to him.
If the guy said, hey, I got a mask on, damn, what do you think?
I would have been like, you do you, brother.
You do you.
I rolled up the window.
I go, what an idiot.
That's what I said.
But I don't say that to him because he wants to put a mask on in the car by himself.
He was legit in the car by himself.
Go ahead.
I still see people in the mall.
Mask, face shield, gloves, bubble suit.
I get it.
It's a serious disease.
If that makes you feel bad, I'm not kidding.
Go ahead.
I know, listen, I know too.
I'm sorry, guys.
I don't mean to get off on a tangent.
I know Guy tries to keep me on track a lot, but this is important.
When I feel something, I need to talk about it.
I know if I, God forbid, were to die from coronavirus.
I have lymphoma.
As you know, it's not a sob story.
It's a very manageable form of Hodgkin's disease.
I have that.
Luckily, we're in kind of semi-remission now.
We'll see what happens with the next scan, but I'm high risk for this.
I'm high risk for this.
I don't want it.
It is a serious virus.
I know if I catch it, and God forbid, we're to die, I know liberals will celebrate.
I know that.
Believe me, I know it.
There may be some decent-hearted Democrats out there who are listening going, wow, that sounds kind of awful.
I'm telling you for a fact, that if I were to die of coronavirus, God forbid, I do not, I have kids, liberals will celebrate, mark my words.
No matter how many times I say, it's serious, you should take all the mitigation measures necessary, But it's a virus.
We live in the real world.
It's not going anywhere.
And go and live your life.
No matter how many times I say that, they'll say, he played down the coronavirus.
He said he was anti-mask.
I'm not anti-mask.
I'm anti-stupid!
If you believe it works, you do you.
Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
Fauci can't stop.
Mask mandates, they're back.
This is nothing more than a power trip.
Nothing.
If they work so well, would you require, do they require a sales pitch?
You know, it's stunning.
These things, we don't do this for anything else.
I'm not comparing the flu to this because there's, it depends on what variant, whatever.
I'm simply suggesting, you know, every year we deal with the flu.
There's, it's a really awful thing if you've got the flu.
People do die from it.
It's very serious.
Nobody ever in the past discussed locking people down, crushing their business and making people forcefully wear a mask outside of their house.
No one.
We've lost their minds.
Alright, coming up, did you see this petition out of Dallas?
You want to talk about these frauds on the left?
I actually applaud this leftist maniac group, Dallas Justice Now.
It's one of these social justice warrior fraud groups, you know?
They're not the frauds.
The parents of each other are the frauds.
I actually applaud them for sending this petition.
You'll see what I mean?
I do.
Like, oh my gosh, it's a social justice warrior.
What do you mean you apologize?
No, no, they're putting white parents on the spot.
And the white parents, who are the big social justice warriors too, with the BLM signs and all that, are in kind of a quandary.
I'll get to that in a second.
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So there's a group in Dallas called Dallas Justice Now, and they sent out this petition.
You can see the story of post-millennial Dallas racial equity group demands white parents not send their kids to Ivy League schools.
Good for you.
I'm actually applauding this equity group called Dallas Justice Now.
And they sent this petition out to a bunch of white parents in what producer Jim, because he lives in Dallas, tells me is a wealthy enclave of Dallas Highland Park.
So, a bunch of white parents there, who apparently there's some liberals there too, which always shocks me when I hear about Texas, but there are.
There are a lot of liberals in Texas too.
I mean Beto O'Rourke performed quite well there.
What other explanation can there be for voting for this dunce?
So, these white parents got this petition, and the petition reads this.
This is to this lady, Bianca.
It says, hey, we're writing to you because we understand you are white and you live within the Highland Park School District and benefit from enormous privileges taken at the expense of communities of color.
You live in the whitest and wealthiest neighborhood in Dallas.
Whether you know it or not, you earned or inherited your money through oppressing color.
However, it's our understanding that you're a Democrat, disrespected liberals, and supporter of the BLM movement, which makes you one of our white allies and puts you in a position of help.
We need you to step up and back your words with action and sacrifice to make our segregated city more just.
Here's the ask from Dallas Justice.
I applaud them.
This is awesome.
We are asking you to pledge that your children will not apply or attend any Ivy League school or U.S.
News Report Top 50 school.
If you do not have children under 18, we ask you to pledge to hold your white privileged friends, family, and neighbors with children to this standard.
These schools have offered white families privilege for generations.
Having your children attend those schools takes away spaces from students of color who need the job opportunities, education, and influence these schools provide.
We know this sounds like a tough commitment, but it's truly disheartening to see you wealthy white folks sending charitable donations, posting BLM on social media, putting up yard signs, and you're not prepared to fight for real justice.
This quest requires commitment from our white allies.
So it comes with a pledge.
Now, again, many of you are, even Justin's laughing.
I think this is great!
I don't have any problem with this at all.
Dan, come on.
Dallas Justice Now trying to humiliate these liberal parents in a wealthy enclave in Dallas who are Democrats?
Good!
You want to put up a BLM sign?
BLM, a Marxist terrorist group?
And you want to support them?
You should be held to account.
So how many white families who got emailed this petition, how many of them are the white allies who signed?
So my wife was kind enough to go to the petition.
This is an actual screenshot from her phone.
This is not a joke.
And it says, will you take the college pledge?
And there are two choices, you can see on the screen, only two choices.
It's not a joke, folks, it's the real pledge.
Choice A is, I am a racist hypocrite.
Choice B is, I agree.
If you ever see a Hobson's Choice in your life, again, is this horse or no horse at all?
And it says submit.
Then it has the list of the white allies who have signed this petition agreeing not to send their kids to good schools or Ivy League schools.
How many signed?
Guys, anyone?
How many signed?
Looks like, uh, how many?
Would you say, uh, 10?
20?
Joe, what do you think?
100?
200 white allies?
Zero.
You would say zero!
And Joe would be right!
Yeah, I'd say zero.
Joe would be right!
That's a big fat donut!
That's a donut!
Looks like an O. Zero.
Exactly zero white allies signed.
I applaud Dallas Justice now.
Matter of fact, Dallas Justice Now, you should stay on this and demand these white liberal parents in Highland Park sign this or they are racist hypocrites.
I have no problem with that at all.
I think Dallas Justice Now is up to no good.
But again, the white allies with the BLM signs are up to no good too, supporting a Marxist terror group, so you might as well hold them to account.
What did I tell you?
Joe, what did I say years ago about cancel culture?
It was cannibalistic.
Have we not been saying this?
That eventually it's going to turn on itself and eat itself alive because you run out of victims.
Why?
Because conservatives and libertarians give you the double-barreled middle finger because we don't care about cancel culture.
We laugh at you idiots.
Cancel this guy.
We're like, nah, no thanks.
That's good.
But you can go on.
So what do they do?
They turn on themselves because there's power in canceling people.
So when you run out of conservative victims, you gotta eat yourself alive.
Like that movie Alive, about the, what was it, the Peruvian soccer team?
The true story, by the way.
I love that movie.
They do, good movie.
Real good story of human survival, despite what happened.
Little rough, you know what I mean, you saw the movie.
Alright, finally wrapping it up on kind of a funny note on Monday.
Who's wiping Joe Biden's butt?
I have no idea.
Joe Biden's confused too.
Listen to this very carefully.
We may have to play this twice, okay?
I'm gonna play it once for you to hear.
I want you to listen to the beginning.
Joe Biden is walking out to Marine One.
He's on the south grounds of the White House.
He makes a quick pit stop over Who's wiping his butt?
He makes a quick pit stop.
Like, you talk about a bad choice of words.
He makes a quick pit stop over to the press.
Someone asks him a question, and is it... I want you to pay very close attention to what he says first, and then he goes on to answer, like, whatever, a question afterwards.
But check this out.
We'll play it again afterwards, because I swear it says, like, something like, who's been wiping my butt or something?
Check this out.
Must it be a reconciliation?
What must be what?
Immigration!
A pathway for citizenship!
There needs to be a pathway for citizenship, whether it can be immigration remains to be seen.
Does he not say in the beginning, listen closely again, right in the beginning, does he not say my butt's been wiped?
Check this out.
I mean, is someone wiping this guy's butt?
I don't know.
I don't want to know.
Listen to it again.
Check it out.
What must be wiped?
What must be wiped?
My butt's been wiped!
My butt's been wiped!
Thanks, Joe.
We get it.
Your butt's been wiped.
We get it.
He said it four times.
Did he just not say my butt's been wiped?
Listen, I'm sure he said something.
It's funny.
I know.
You got lead stories at Fact Checkers.
What's her name?
Dana Ford.
Clawing, foaming at the mouth.
She's got her pink hat on, screaming at the sky.
Fact check.
False.
Joe Biden didn't say his butt's been wiped.
We get it.
It's a joke, you losers.
We don't know what he said, but it sounded a lot like someone's been wiping his butt.
I'm just saying.
Lead story.
Stand down, USA Today fact checkers.
Stand down.
We're acknowledging he may have said something else.
It simply sounded like Joe Biden suggesting someone else was wiping his butt.
Stand down.
It'll be a fact.
Guaranteed this will be a fact check tomorrow.
Dana Ford.
Joe Biden did not in fact suggest someone's wiping his butt.
He wipes his own butt.
We asked him what's that?
There will be a photo tomorrow in Lead Stories of Joe Biden wiping his own butt.
They're like, false!
We have photo evidence he wipes his own butt.
All right, I gotta go.
I got a radio show to do later today.
Hey, listen, thanks again for all your support.
Just a quick note.
Um, you know, we put a payment processor out there about a month ago, AlignPay.com to compete with Stripe.
It is a cancel culture resistant payment processor because Stripe, if you use Stripe to process payments, I warned you, they could cancel you like they did President Trump.
They become a partisan company.
We are not.
So thank you for your support.
It was a terrific launch.
We have a number of great clients on board.
But if you're using Stripe, we encourage you to give us a look.
So thanks for all your support on that.
It's Align, A-L-I-G-N, pay.com, alignpay.com.
Check us out.
We really appreciate it.
Thanks for all your support on that.
It's been great building this parallel economy out with you all.
