Did A Spy Defector From China Prove Trump Right? (Ep 1545)
Explosive new information emerges about a spy from China who defected, and provided bombshell information about the coronavirus coverup. In this episode, I discuss the new details, along with a new story about the coming collapse of critical race theory.
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Listen, I can't emphasize enough to you the importance of the story we're going to open up with today.
I, um...
Hinted at it, teased at it last week.
The story of a defector from China at the highest levels of their intelligence infrastructure, who apparently is giving up literally terabytes of information.
Not figuratively.
Terabytes of stunning information.
Why you're not hearing about this story elsewhere?
Here's my guess.
Because the information he's giving up is confirming nearly everything Donald Trump
told us about China in the early days of the coronavirus.
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All right.
I can't emphasize enough to you how important this story is in red state.
Let's get right to the story.
Breaking all caps, colon.
Jennifer Van Laar story.
Chinese defectors identity confirmed.
Was a top counterintelligence official.
I got wind of this last week from some friends.
That this story was a really big deal.
If you remember, I discussed that the DIA, our Defense Intelligence Agency, our military equivalent in the United States of our CIA, they do defense-related intelligence, obviously, had gotten hold of a defector from China at the highest levels of their counterintelligence infrastructure.
I ask you this, do we now have the gold standard The Pulp Fiction gold suitcase of sources in our hands right now.
This isn't a MacGuffin, this is real.
This story is shocking.
I want to go into who this defector is who may be feeding us information about China, what he's feeding us, a suspicious piece of activity about a bunch of Chinese nationals who came back to the United States early in January 2020.
Why would they do that?
And also, Some information about... They may have Hunter's laptop, too.
His story's just... Let's go through it one by one.
There are so many nuggets.
I don't want to miss them.
I want to get to a lot of other stuff, too.
Screenshot number one.
So who is this guy?
Well, Red State's Jennifer Van Laar, who's got some great sources here, confirmed that the defector is a man by the name of Dong Jingwei.
He was in charge of counterintelligence efforts in China, so he flew to the United States in mid-February.
He said, hey, I'm visiting my daughter at a university in California.
Eh, not so much.
When Dong landed in California, he contacted DIA officials and told them about his plans to defect and the information he brought with him.
Jingwei then hid in plain sight for about two weeks before disappearing into DIA custody.
My guess is you won't see Dong Jingwei again anytime in the near future because of the threat of him being, um, suicided by the Chinese Communist Party.
Ladies and gentlemen, China is furious about this.
Furious.
I'm telling you, behind the scenes, they are enraged.
They want this guy returned.
They want him returned now.
Remember Top Gun, when they do the flyby?
I want some butts, and I want them now!
Some Chinese Communist Party official is telling Tony Blinken, our Secretary of State, we want some butts, and we want them now.
And the butt we want is Xing Wei.
And so far, at least, the United States is like, nah, we're not giving him back.
What did he bring with him?
Why aren't you hearing about what he brought with him?
Again, because it appears now a Chinese defector is confirming everything Donald Trump told you about the coronavirus.
Well, not everything, but a good chunk of information about the coronavirus in China was in fact true.
So the media, which doesn't want to faceplant again for the 52nd thousandth time, is kind of like hiding and massaging the story.
You haven't heard it anywhere, have you?
If you didn't read Red State, you missed the whole thing.
What does Deng have?
Quote Red State, not only does Dong Jingwei have detailed information about China's special weapons systems, the Chinese military operation of the Wuhan Institute of Virology, and the origins of SARS-CoV-2, and the Chinese government's assets and sources within the United States, Wait, there's more?
Dong has extremely embarrassing and damaging information.
Oh, listen to this!
About our intelligence community and government officials in the quote, terabytes of data he's provided to the DIA.
Oh!
Oh!
Now it makes sense!
Now we got it!
Why you haven't heard much about Dong Jingwei?
What embarrassing information could he possibly have that would embarrass US officials?
In addition to the other gems he has.
Chinese assets in the United States spying on us.
Oh, we'd like to know who they are.
Definitely.
Wait, did he just say the military operation of the Wuhan Institute of Virology?
I thought that was a civilian lab.
So everybody had called me a conspiracy theorist about my Fox show last week.
Now it seems like a Chinese defector is confirming what I just said.
I'll wait for your apology today.
Just kidding!
You losers have no dignity.
You never apologize for being losers.
But he also has information that would be embarrassing to us.
What could that information be?
Maybe that American public health, with air quotes, officials, because they really weren't interested in public health, they were more interested in propaganda.
But public health officials, who knows?
Who knows who they are?
Maybe they knew about this the entire time, and the Chinese government knew they knew about the lab leak theory, and that this was a bioweapons facility in China, and they just let it go, because God forbid they put that out there and make Donald Trump look good.
Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
Hey, can we go back to that piece again?
Embarrassing information.
Can we flip back there?
Oh, they're very nice.
Quick.
Go.
Justin's tied on the switch there.
What could that be?
learns quick. Check it out. So Dong has a quote "extremely embarrassing and damaging
information about our intelligence community and government officials." Hmm.
What could that be? That may be the next shoe to drop that you won't hear anything
about the mainstream media? That a major Chinese counterintelligence official now
in the possession of the United States of America with quote "terabytes of data"
the world.
official. Joe can I get a hmm?
Hmm.
Pete, can I get a hmm?
Justin, please?
Alright.
Everybody's saying hmm.
Hmm.
Everybody's kind of curious here what that could possibly be.
Kind of sounds like something I've been telling you about for a little while now, right?
What else do we know about Deng Jingwei?
Well, there was a suspicious group of Chinese nationals that flew back to the United States in January of 2020.
Well, why is that story interesting?
Well, many of them were students, and their scheduled return based on their paperwork was not January of 2020.
It was later than January 2020.
Follow me if this doesn't make sense.
Anyone in the room can stop me, but they were supposed to fly back later.
Maybe February, maybe March, but they all, in contrast to what their paperwork said, said, no, we're going to come back early in January of 2020.
Many of them were Chinese nationals who happened to be students.
Why is that interesting?
Well, they returned early.
For a very specific reason, according to Dong Jingwei.
Quote from the Red State piece.
Those students, parenthesis, spies.
Oh, wait, does that say, those students, parenthesis, spies.
We're charged with reporting back on public policy changes, economic response and damage, impacts on the healthcare system, equipment, hospital bed shortages, etc.
Supply chain impacts, including how long it took things like semiconductors from China to reach the United States, civil unrest, and unmore.
Unmore, excuse me.
Civil unrest, I put unmore in it.
So we had a bunch of Chinese students, air quotes we've somehow allowed into the United States, that according to information from Red State, Dong Jingwei is indicating, hey, we're students.
We're students.
They were spies.
I still haven't gotten to why they came back early because someone in China got wind that the U.S.
was going to impose travel restrictions, notably President Trump's travel restrictions from China.
Oh, yeah.
That one, right.
Maybe we shouldn't allow travel.
Maybe Trump was doing something because he was a step ahead of all these other idiots.
And remember all the people in the media?
You can't have travel restrictions!
That's racist!
Maybe Trump knew something that these people coming back that managed to beat the travel restriction back and change their plans to travel earlier to beat the Trump travel restrictions were doing so because they were spies, you numbnuts!
But again, God forbid they put that out there in a mainstream media outlet that now appears to have been confirmed by a Chinese counterintelligence defector we have in our possession.
If they put that out there, that would make Donald Trump look good.
So you gotta hide that!
Gotta hide that!
Can't have that go anywhere!
Is this real?
Again, as my father used to say when we were growing up, I don't know what it meant.
I just know it meant like something was really stupid.
He would always say, are you of this earth?
Don't ask me what that meant.
I don't know.
I just knew when me and my brothers did stupid stuff, like took a wiffle ball bats and destroyed my grandmother's snowball plants outside.
We hit them all like they were wiffle balls.
He would say things like, are you of this earth?
You know, like in other words, how crazy is this?
Is this insane?
That Trump may have had information that people coming back from China, people coming back from China were at least suspicious that they may be coming back for different reasons.
To spy on the United States' response to this burgeoning coronavirus epidemic they unleashed upon the world, the Chinese government, puts in a travel restriction from China, is subsequently attacked by lunatic morons in the media and liberals, And now it looks, according to a Chinese counterintelligence official, like Trump was right just about again for the losing track of the times here.
We're in the thousands now, probably.
They returned early, folks, to get around Trump's travel restrictions, which look now to be a genius move.
Oh, there's more from this Red State piece.
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This red state piece is in there.
You want to see some of the stunning information we believe was provided by Dong Jingwei?
Listen to this.
Let's go through these one by one.
From the Red State piece.
In addition, Jingwei's provided the DIA here with the following information.
Early pathogenic studies of the virus we now know as SARS-CoV-2.
Those pathogenic studies could be interesting.
Maybe proving Donald Trump right again that this was likely a lab leak and a human-generated virus out of a lab in Wuhan creating bioweapons.
That would be fascinating, wouldn't it?
Here's bullet point number two.
The deuce.
That models of the predicted COVID-19 spread and damage to the U.S.
and the world were present.
The Chinese had models?
You can come back to me and break it up if you want, Guy.
I know you don't like keeping stuff on the screen the whole time.
I'm reading your mind.
But that's okay.
We'll go right back.
So the Chinese government had models.
Why would they have models?
Did they release this on purpose?
You're not allowed to ask that, Dan.
Double-barreled middle finger right up your kaboosaruski.
I ask whatever the hell I want.
I don't care.
As I've said to the liberal losers who watch my show every day, my life is gold.
I've lived a good one.
46 years on this planet, I've saved all my money.
I don't give a hit with an S in front of it about what you think I can and can't talk about.
You can't talk about the 2020 election either.
Oh, that's coming up later too.
I'm gonna, the more you ask me not to, the more I'm gonna double down.
The Chinese government didn't release it on purpose?
They may not have.
Do you know that?
How come they had a bunch of models about the spread and damage COVID would do?
Huh?
Can you explain that?
Does Dong Jingwei know that?
Are you even curious?
Of course not.
You're losers.
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Here's takeaway number three from Dong Jingwei.
It goes on.
This just gets better.
This Chinese defector apparently has financial records detailing which exact organizations and governments funded the research on COVID and other biological warfare research.
What?
Wait, what?
This Chinese defector has records?
Showing that other governments funded... Notice what it says there.
Biological Warfare Research.
Doesn't say Civilian Use Research.
It says Biological Warfare Research.
Is that our government?
Do people know about it?
How much money did we give to fund Chinese Communist Party quote, Biological Warfare Research?
No, you're just an imbecile.
Hmm, kind of curious about that one.
Oh, he also has the names of U.S.
citizens who provided intelligence to China.
Ah, wonder who some of those are?
Were they some of the people involved in the funding of the Wuhan Institute of Virology?
Wouldn't that be just fascinating?
If U.S.
citizens so worried about their funding, some of it which they were sending to the Wuhan Institute, We're helping China obfuscate where the lab leak coronavirus came from in order to keep their funding streams alive?
That would be really interesting, wouldn't it?
Dong also has the names of Chinese spies working in the U.S.
or attending U.S.
universities.
How embarrassing for U.S.
universities would that be?
A bunch of Chinese spies where universities took their money and they infiltrated our U.S.
universities.
Wouldn't that be crazy?
Here's a few more gems.
Financial records showing U.S.
businessmen and public officials who've received money from the Chinese government.
Public officials?
That could get quite interesting, too.
I wonder who's on that list.
That should be a motley crew.
And by the way, I don't give a damn if you're a Republican or a Democrat.
You were taking money from the Chinese government.
We're gonna talk about it on the show.
We're gonna make you famous.
Or infamous.
He had the details of meetings.
Two more here.
Details of meetings U.S.
government officials had, perhaps unwittingly, with Chinese spies and members of Russia's SVR.
U.S.
government officials meeting with the Chinese Communist Party in Russia.
Oh, spies.
That's just great.
That's just great.
Here's the last one.
Ladies and gentlemen, as I said to you when we opened up this segment, we may have the grand puba gold standard of all sources right now.
a problem leading to the death of dozens of Chinese people who were working with the CIA.
Ladies and gentlemen, as I said to you when we opened up this segment, we may have the
grand puba gold standard of all sources right now.
We may have the kingfish of all sources, but you won't hear a damn thing about it in the
media because apparently he has information about U.S.
government officials who may have been working with China.
And he also has a bunch of information indicating that Donald Trump may have been right the entire time about the lab leak, the travel ban, and of course, the media, which is a fully owned subsidiary right now of the Chinese Communist Party and the enemies of America want nothing to get out there that would embarrass them or embarrass the Democrats.
They are disgusting, filthy people.
Disgusting, grotesque, horrible people.
Actively working on behalf of enemies of the United States right now.
I've got a tweet by a pretty good reporter, Adam Housley, I'll put up in a second.
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But this will tie this thing up in a bow about what China's trying to do now.
Kind of related to what this Dong Xing Wei let us know about.
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All right, tying up this story.
I think I made the case there, folks.
I hope I made the case to you that this is only the most important story of the month, possibly of the year so far.
A massive tranche of terabytes of information indicating that the Chinese government may have unleashed a bioweapon on us, wittingly or unwittingly, and had a plan for how it would spread and U.S.
government officials were involved.
I can't think of a bigger story.
There's even another angle of this.
Here's Adam Housley on Twitter.
He's a pretty good reporter.
He says, quote, Again, what I reported tonight.
This is from June 4th.
U.S.
Intel has a Chinese defector with Wuhan Info.
Just talked about that.
He says, and China is trying to produce variants of COVID that suggest it came from bats to cover up that the coronavirus originally came from a lamb.
Putting a cherry on top of a spoiled cake there.
That, yeah, the Chinese government now, in a panic, is feverishly, probably dissecting every single bat in Wuhan, desperate to find a virus that looks like the coronavirus.
If you're a bat in Wuhan, you've been warned.
Get out now.
Get out.
Sell your apartment immediately.
Sell your co-op, your condo, liquidate your stocks, and get the hell out of Wuhan, because you are quickly going to wind up on the operating table, and I think they're out of anesthesia.
They are desperate to try to find a coronavirus in a bat.
And that's not good for you.
Listen, just kind of teasing, at the end of the show I got a hilarious video for those of you watching on Rumble.
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It's one of those Friday videos.
It's absolutely hilarious.
I'll play the audio, but the video is a thousand times better.
All right, moving on to topic number two here.
Posting W's.
I told you we're going to start posting W's in a lot of them.
What are W's?
They're wins.
I'm not going to sit here and depress you the whole time.
The country's falling apart.
Listen, we're in a lot of trouble.
I get it.
I get it.
Hopefully we'll fix it, but I don't want people down all the time.
We are doing things that are working and are making a big difference.
And one of the W's we've had, and where the left is totally panicking right now, is the incredible grassroots American awakening and uprising on racist critical racism theory.
It's a racist theory that teaches your kids to hate other kids for their skin color.
It's the very definition of racism.
Critical race theory is racist.
If you support it, you are a racist.
As I've said repeatedly, radio, TV, and elsewhere, you are not just a soft bigot.
If you support critical race theory, you are a hardcore racist.
No excuses.
That's what you are.
Well, it's working.
Well, what's working?
Critical race theory?
No!
Your activism against it.
And you should take a small bow today.
Shows like this and other shows on Fox News, Tucker Carlson, Hannity, the Breitbart team, all the other podcasts out there who have made critical race, the Daily Wire folks, critical race theory, who've made the exposing of critical race theory a priority, has the left in a panic.
But why?
Why is the left in a panic?
Because look at this article by Paul Bedard, be in my newsletter today, you should read it.
Washington Examiner.
Critical race theory makes race relations worse.
43% of Americans say yes, only 24% say no.
You see what happens, folks?
You see what happens when we use our tools?
Acting locally, making our own beds locally, as Jordan Peterson would say.
Make your own bed first before you try to change the world.
Acting locally.
Getting on TV, going to your school boards, calling local talk radio.
Doing whatever you need to do to expose the fact that critical race theory teaches kids to be racist.
It is working.
We are finally turning the tide against this public health menace, and that's what it is.
Teaching our country to be racist will lead to the destruction and a rotting cancer stage 5 from the inside out.
It is working.
It's working.
The numbers are right there.
It's not enough?
Take a celebratory lap and then keep running.
No one should be popping any corks right now, but I want you to start posting W's and telling your friends we're posting wins.
We are learning how to turn the tide in the culture wars.
And the left is in a panic about it.
A panic.
A panic.
Folks, candidly, we failed for decades.
We did.
I'm sorry to tell you.
We were walking into methadone clinics talking about the Laffer Curve.
Can't win a culture war that way.
People, they're dealing with a heroin addiction.
They don't give a damn about the Laffer curve or tax rates, marginal tax rates, marginal propensity to consume versus save Keynesian.
They don't care about any of that stuff.
They're thinking about getting better and clearing themselves out of this toxin in their system.
We failed.
We did.
I'm sorry, but we did.
We never had a message problem.
Freedom and liberty are, as I say all the time, they're sexy things, man.
They're good.
It should be appealing to people.
It should have a natural magnetic attraction.
So why is it that we're the party of freedom and liberty, and yet we continue to get owned in the messaging war?
Is it that we've had terrible messengers?
Maybe.
Is it just we focus too much on focus groups and data instead of focusing on emotion?
Maybe.
But we're learning.
We're putting a lot of those losses behind us and we're learning how to incorporate the same messaging tactics of the left using emotion as well as data to butcher us a point and we are turning the tide.
But what are we fighting and why is this so important?
Another article, Washington Examiner in the newsletter today.
You want to know who's behind this?
Critical racism theory?
Headline.
Barneini Chakraborty.
Washington Examiner.
Group with Marxist ties behind critical race theory pushing schools.
Oh, it's Marxist ties people pushing?
Of course it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, why would a Marxist group... Why would a Marxist group want to push critical race theory?
Marxists seek societal division.
It's the only way they'll get people to forfeit their civil liberties.
Check that, step one.
Marxists have to get people to hate each other, cause chaos, the only way to get people to forfeit away their liberty.
Cause chaos, Marxists are gonna come in to save you, that's step two.
Save you, with air quotes, okay?
What they tried to do to foster societal chaos through the original ideas of Marx was class warfare.
The bourgeoisie, the proletariat, the capitalists, you know, stealing all the... They tried the class warfare.
The class warfare didn't work in the United States because rich people get poor and poor people get rich all the time.
So people were like, well, some real class war here.
My neighbor just bought a nice house.
He was a plumber, saved his money.
It didn't work here.
So then they tried environmental class warfare.
What do they call them?
You know, watermelons.
Green on the outside, reds on the inside.
They tried environmental warfare.
Oh my gosh, look at you capitalists, polluting the ecosystem.
Meanwhile, the United States is some of the cleanest they're around.
That didn't work either.
So the left figured something out in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.
They figured if they couldn't get class warfare and environmental warfare to cause the chaos they need to get you to forfeit your civil liberties, then how would they do it?
They would do it through race warfare.
Getting everyone to hate one another.
Oh, there's where critical theory and critical race theory come in.
It's the white male patriarchy, in addition to the capitalists and the environmental terrorists.
They're ruining your life.
Oh, and some people bought it.
The Marxists have been pushing this stuff forever.
They want a race fight in the United States.
They don't want racial harmony.
Racial harmony does nothing to advance their cause.
You will never forfeit your liberty in an environment of racial harmony.
Ever.
Look at this, from the piece.
Washington Examiner.
This Marxist group was founded by the late Howard Zinn, a Marxist historian who served as a foot soldier in the Communist Party.
Zinn became a progressive hero and is best known for his book, I might note terrible book, A People's History of the United States.
The book quickly became required reading by enthusiastic professors around the country and has sold more than 2 million copies.
Book's a joke.
Remember that scene in Good Will Hunting?
Yeah, Howard Zinn.
Howard Zinn, yeah, sure.
It's a Marxist group pushing this.
They need, they need the United States to rot itself from the inside out.
And the only way to do it is that way.
I've got two pieces of video, I'm gonna take a quick break here, two pieces of video I have to break, showing you here, that the left does not know what they're talking about.
They're making this whole thing up, number one.
And number two, they are in an absolute panic that you are turning the tide in the culture war on critical race theory.
I got this spot, hold on.
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Showing you again how the left is in a panic that we've incorporated We've melded their culture war tactics into our own strategic battle plan.
They're panicking.
This is a longer clip, but it's important.
It's a hapless goofball of a so-called reporter.
She's not a reporter.
She's an activist who poses as a reporter.
She's a joke.
But this woman, Brandi Zobdrozny, I mean, she's an anti-free speech advocate.
She attacks people on Clubhouse and other apps.
It's really embarrassing.
She is in an absolute panic over the fact that Americans are figuring out that people that support critical race theory are racist and they're teaching their kid to be racist.
She's in a panic.
I don't know why.
Does she want people to be racist?
I don't know.
I can't get in her head.
But here's an appearance she did on MSNBC.
And I want you to take a very close attention, over about a minute and a half, and it's worth your time.
She's panicked because parents are showing up at school boards and saying, I'm not going to teach my kid to be racist.
She doesn't like that.
Why?
I mean, you can only get in her head.
And she's also panicked that the Freedom of Information Act, in other words, you as taxpayers, your ability to see what the government's up to with your money, she can't stand it.
I'm not kidding.
Two takeaways.
She's panicked about FOIA.
She wants government secrecy.
And she's panicked about parents actively getting involved in what people teach their kids because she wants to continue teaching critical racism theory in schools.
Listen to this.
Listen to the panic.
This is absolutely terrific.
Check this out.
It's hard for me as a reporter because I don't want to put foils in a bad light, right?
Freedom of information laws are wonderful things, but it is in fact a tactic of national and just hyper and fast-growing local organizations to use onerous public records requests.
So what we'll see, what we saw in Maine is asking for all of these records requests of, you know, how much money did you spend on anything involving race?
And then that is used to sort of frame, again, the school board as being, as paying for Um, uh, CRT, which again is just not the case.
And so that's what happened there in Nevada.
We saw again this local group called Nevada Family Alliance, who was really known for trying to get drag queen story hour stopped at the local libraries.
And now she one activist there told me that this was the opportunity she had been waiting for.
So she files these onerous FOIA requests.
gets them and then translates them in a way that's just not correct or accurate in a way to suggest that again the
school board is coming to your children and teachers are specifically
teaching kindergartners white kindergartners that they're somehow
oppressors. It's just not really true. So onerous boy requests school board meetings being showing up in mass and
yelling at school board members. All of this is sort of a tactic.
And it's being left up on by national organizations, from the Heritage Foundation to ALEC to other groups that have popped up after the Trump presidency to sort of push this American First agenda.
And it's also being, you know, roundly embraced by news organizations, like you mentioned, like Fox News, There are other right-wing organizations who are just covering this stuff en masse when it's really a local issue.
When this joker goes on TV to panic about something, you should all take a bow.
Then you should pop the corks.
Get yourself a little Don Julio 1942.
Take a swig of ruski.
Maybe a double shot with a little bit of Cuban air.
I don't know.
I may be doing that tomorrow night.
Maybe.
Not sure.
Haven't decided yet.
We'll see how the Fox show goes.
Whenever Zdrozny's in a panic about something, it usually means that we should double down.
Notice what she says in the beginning.
Oh, you know, FOIA.
Yeah, I mean, I'm a reporter.
I should celebrate the freedom of information.
But then she goes on to describe how FOIAs are onerous and how they're being weaponized.
Being weaponized means they're being used by your political opponents.
That's weaponizing them?
And then she says, oh, and then they're using these FOIAs to show how schools are funding basically critical race theory.
But that's not what they really do.
No, no, that's what they're really doing.
Like we showed the money.
They've showed the lesson plans.
And then she said, you notice what she said?
She leaves.
Many of you probably caught it at the end.
Some of you didn't.
She says, you know, and they're saying like that the kindergartners are being taught that their kids, if they're white, are oppressors.
But notice what she says.
She doesn't say that's not what they're doing.
Do you hear what she said?
She said, well, that's not really what they're doing.
Notice how she throws that in there?
She can't say that's not what they're doing because they are.
So she's like, no, that's not really what they're doing.
She's panicked, her parents are actually... My gosh, his parents showing up at school boards demanding to know?
Oh my gosh!
How horrible!
Demanding to know what people are teaching their kids with their tax dollars?
When Brandi Zadrozny's in a panic, take a bow.
You're winning.
She's a joker.
She's losing.
They know they're losing.
They know they're on the wrong side.
If there is a moral arc of history, which I hope there is, they know they're on the wrong side of it.
They know they can't defend their Marxist racist training anymore.
They know we've got them in a corner and they're panicking.
So they're, they're, they're lashing out at FOIA requests, school boards, parents, anything.
Here's a, again, tragically hilarious segment here.
This was on the Tucker Carlson show last night.
In case you think there are any redeeming characters to racist critical racism theory, teaching your kids to be racist all the time, can't say that enough, folks, because it's true.
The people behind it are mental morons.
They can't even describe what racism is themselves.
You doubt me?
Here is Henry Rogers, is that his name?
Goes by Ibram Kendi now.
Here is one of the big proponents of critical racism theory, teaching your kids to be racist.
Tucker Carlson played this last night.
This is one of the guys pushing this, probably, I don't know how many copies of his book he sold on this.
I'm not even going to mention the title because it's not even worth mentioning.
But he's at this conference and this, you know, genius with air quotes has asked what racism is.
I mean, we're only having this book rammed down our throats all across America.
You'd think he'd have a general idea about what he's talking about.
Listen to this answer.
And as intern Justin said this morning, which was really great, when you're giving the definition of a term, you don't typically include the term in the definition.
You know, when you're asked to describe, like, what is a gavel, you don't put definition.
A gavel-like object.
Right?
When you're asked to describe, you know, what is a coaster, from our friends We The People here, you don't say, it's an object that looks like a coaster, correct?
You describe what it is, right?
Square object made of a thin fabric, possibly leather, used to shield a table against a wet cup, wet or hot cup, whatever container, whatever it may be.
You don't typically... Watch Ibram X. Kendi.
Watch him try to explain what racism is by just using the term racism over racism is a racist-y racist thing that does racist stuff and leads to racist stuff because it's racist and you're like even the people in the crowd are like laughing uncomfortably like is that real?
Are we really paying this guy a bunch of money for this?
Check this out.
During the question and answer session, one of them dared to ask the most basic question of all.
How are we defining racism? How do you define it?
Now you'd think Ibram X. Kendi would be ready for that question, but he wasn't.
Here's what he said.
You talked about the importance of defining racism, but I, but I, unless I missed it,
which is possible, I didn't, I didn't hear your personal definition. Is there, is...
Is there one that you would offer us?
Like, how do you define racism?
Sure.
So racism, I would define it as a collection of racist policies that lead to racial inequity
that are substantiated by racist ideas.
A collection of racist policies that lead to racial inequity that are substantiated by racist ideas.
So racism is racist stuff.
Or as Kendi puts it, and we're quoting now, it's a collection of racist policies that lead to racial inequity that are substantiated by racist ideas, end quote.
Right.
Dude, dude, come on.
Keep going.
Keep going.
No, no, keep it.
One more.
This is at least, this is the first quadruple muddly.
One more!
Yes!
We have not done a quadruple muddly in Six months.
I think there have only been three in the history of the Dan Bongino show program.
That is a minimum.
That may have even been a five star Motley right there.
That is hilarious.
Notice how, as Justin rightly said, all he can do is use the term interdefinite because he doesn't know what it is.
Racism is racist, erasist stuff that leads to racist outcomes, does racist stuff, promoted by people who are racist, say racist stuff, do racist things that leads to racist, erasist, racist stuff.
And everybody in here, did you hear the laughter in the audience?
They're like... They're laughing uncomfortably because I guarantee you people in the audience are like...
Holy, did we just pay this guy for that?
He could literally have gone to like merriam-webster.com and read something.
Hold on.
We're going to do this on the air.
Let me give you right now, Ibram Kendi, Henry Rogers, definition.
Let's go this.
Let's just put this in a search engine.
Definition.
We're doing this on the air to show him how easy this is.
Definition of racism.
Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
Pretty fair, right?
Pretty fair definition, no?
Yeah.
He couldn't even think of that.
Ibram Kendi, whip out your phone.
Whip it out.
Just put it in the search engine.
You're a lefty, you probably use Google.
Just Google it.
How hard is this?
It's racist-y, racist stuff, but racist people do racist things.
Even Tucker's laughing at this guy, like, is this a joke?
These are the people who are teaching your kids?
So a Marxist group associated with this Zin project is paying a bunch of money for school teachers paid by your tax dollars to teach your kids how to be racist and they're asking them to read a book by a guy who doesn't even know what racism is and didn't even think to put it in a, he's a lefty, a Google search on his phone before the things start.
Can you imagine?
For a moment, being like a mathematics professor, right?
Going up to give a lecture.
You're this noted MIT math professor.
They pay you $500,000 for a speech in front of the World Mathematics Bureau.
There's no such thing, but if there was, they'd probably pay that.
And you get up there and the first question is, Sir, I'm new to this.
Can you explain what a differential equation is?
It's a differentially thing that looks like an equation that talks about equations that are differential, and differential people aren't differential or differential equations.
You'd be like, what?
What?
Can you come again with that?
This is who we're paying.
This is who we're paying.
Our military's reading this guy about racisty, racist stuff.
Oh.
No, he didn't.
What did you just say?
Is that true?
He says he wrote eight books on racism.
Can you imagine this?
Here, hold on.
Hey, Justin, come over here a second.
Grab me that spy game book, please, for a second.
You want to meet producer Jay here?
Come on camera, wave hello to the audience.
Give him a look.
You gotta get tall, so come down.
See, he exists.
I'm not making these people up.
All right, there's Justin, all right?
So I wrote some books, too.
So Guy says, Ibram Kendi, who doesn't know who thinks racism is racist, erases stuff, right?
Ibram Kendi wrote eight books.
I wrote, I don't know, three, four, who the hell knows?
But I wrote a book called Spygate.
So okay, if you want me to come speak, right?
I don't do a lot of public speaking, but I will come speak on Spygate.
So imagine I'm sitting there, I'm like, I'd like to give a lecture today on my book, Spygate.
I really enjoy this book.
And then someone raised their hand, hey Dan, what's Spygate?
And I'm like, ah.
Hold on a sec.
And I'm, I'm like this feverishly going through the book.
What the?
Spy game.
Uh, sir, can I get back to you on that?
Dude, you're here for a lecture on spy game.
What the hell is spy game?
Can you imagine?
Can you, but when you're a lefty, this stuff over, just put it in a search engine.
What is Spygate?
Well, it's a series of agencies that I think were corrupted that spied on President and then Candidate Donald Trump.
Okay, thank you!
Now we can move on and we can get to Spygate!
The book!
Holy Moses are we living in peak stupid!
My gosh.
Okay, this is the United States.
Your tax dollars are paying to get racist trading from a guy who thinks racisty, racist, racist stuff is racism.
All right.
Mental break here.
All right.
Let me get to my last sponsor.
And I want to get to this Georgia stuff because the memo on the Georgia potential election fraud stuff, the memo, we'll call it, this stuff is getting even more disturbing by the minute.
John Solomon's all over it.
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All right, this Georgia stuff is getting freaky deaky now, folks.
Another story in my newsletter today.
If this is the day to read the newsletter, this is it.
John Solomon strikes again.
Georgia investigators' notes reveal massive election integrity problems in Atlanta.
Here's the memo.
29-page memo that was obtained by Just the News.
Cites, listen to this list, double counting, insecure storage, massive chain of custody problems, and a worker's threat to, quote, F stuff, we'll call it, up.
The F stuff up.
Expletive, expletive.
You get what I'm saying.
Folks, again, does this mean there was this positive fraud that's going to flip Georgia?
When I have that evidence, if I get it, I will give it to you.
We don't have that right now.
Do we now have evidence to an internal memo sent around to Georgia's Secretary of State, what's his name, Brad Raffensperger, who apparently knew this?
Do we have evidence that they knew there were problems?
We have absolute evidence they knew there were problems.
We got a hold of their memo.
From the Just the News piece.
The bombshell report, constructed like a minute-by-minute diary, cited a litany of high-risk problems in Georgia, such as the double counting of votes, insecure storage of ballots, possible violations of voter privacy, the mysterious removal of election materials at a vote collection warehouse, and the suspicious movement of, quote, too many ballots on election day.
This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable.
This is happening.
Goes on.
This seems like a massive chain of custody problem, quote, the contractor Carter Jones warned in the memo delivered by his firm Seven Hill Strategies to Raffensperger's office shortly after the election.
I told you yesterday, I will say it again.
I will say it repeatedly.
I will say it over and over.
We will not be dissuaded from talking about what happened in the 2020 election.
I don't care who says it.
We will never be stopped ever.
You will never stop us.
The more you tell me not to talk about it, the more I double and triple down.
There's your warning.
When we get answers on that and we will continue to demand them, we will put them out on the show and they're damn well better be answers, even if they're ugly ones.
Double counting of ballots?
Now, to be clear, later in the piece, some people believe that it wasn't indications of fraud, maybe potential sloppiness.
Again, we hope that's the case.
No one should be praying for election fraud.
I don't care who your candidate is.
We'd like to know that our elections are honest.
But as I said yesterday during the show, are you telling me our only choices right now in the Georgia election in 2020 for president?
Our only two choices are gross, pathetic, incompetence, or fraud.
There's no option C there.
Really horrible, incompetent fraud, and the most important thing we do as citizens of a country, voting.
Terrible, incompetent fraud, or incompetence, or fraud.
There's no option C there.
Is there a none of the above?
Because that sounds kind of scary to me.
Another one I want to get to, because I got to get to this Trump story.
Just quickly, Bongino.com is a great piece in the show notes.
George Soros is back!
Soros is back, folks!
Soros is backing more anti-law and order candidates in 2021.
Remember what I told you about acting locally?
How the Democrats figured this out a long time ago?
Look at some of the candidates George Soros is sponsoring locally, helping to fund.
New York City's far-left mayoral candidate, Maya Wiley, She rails against billionaires.
That's hilarious.
Maybe she hasn't looked at George Soros' bank account.
He's figured out a long time ago what I've been begging you to do.
Act locally.
It's already working against CRT.
Why did I put that story first?
Because the left figured out the importance of thinking globally and acting locally a long time ago.
They loved it so much they put it on a bumper sticker.
The left is all about bumper stickers.
It's a bumper sticker ideology.
Coexist.
Tolerance.
Think globally.
Act locally.
They don't believe any of that.
None of it.
None of it.
They believe in think globally, act locally.
Coexist and tolerance is a bunch of crap.
It's just a bumper sticker there because they thought it sounded cool.
Well, something I've been asking the president and his team for a long time to do, and they are really now doubling down.
Very proud.
Not that he got, he gets this from a lot of people.
I shouldn't say that.
He acts like, look at me, look what I said.
A lot of people, and he's, the president has really got his finger on this issue.
Real clear politics.
Another story in the show notes.
Absolutely worth your time.
I'm going to cover some of this on my Fox show this weekend too.
Don't miss it.
Donald J. Trump.
Real clear politics.
A plan to get divisive and radical theories out of our schools.
Yes!
I'm gonna go through these quick.
He has like a seven or eight step plan.
I'm not gonna go through all of them.
I'll go through four of them.
But he put on paper, President Trump put on paper a real battle plan.
Folks, this is what every lawmaker in the country should be doing.
Putting down on paper what we can do.
Talk doesn't matter if it doesn't motivate action.
President Trump is now giving us a battle plan right here for action to stop the indoctrination of racism in our school through critical racism Marxist theory.
Step one.
President Trump.
Every state legislature should pass a ban on taxpayer dollars to any school district or workplace that teaches critical race theory.
Do this today.
Do this today.
We're an action-oriented show.
Shouldn't point, right?
Arrowhead.
Arrowhead.
Do this today.
Today.
Who is your state rep or your state delegate?
Who is it?
Who's your county councilman, city councilman?
Who are they?
If you don't know, Go to a search engine.
Put in there, who is my state delegate?
Who is my state representative?
Email your state legislature, city councilmen, your state senators today.
Don't wait.
You have to do it.
Please.
I'm begging you.
Will you support a ban on taxpayer dollars for critical racism training in our school?
A ban on this.
Get it in email today.
And send to put it out on Facebook, Twitter, Parler, everywhere.
Make sure everybody knows where your state delegate stands.
Folks, please, today.
Trump knows he's not stupid.
This is just step one.
Today.
Do it today.
I can't say it enough.
Get the email from them, take a screenshot, and put it all over your social media accounts.
Here's where my delegate Joey Bagadonat stands.
He said he refuses to stop racism training in our school and won't ban taxpayer dollars.
There's nothing they hate more than being exposed.
Brilliant, President Trump.
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
That's just step one.
Here, quick, step two.
I said I could do this quickly because I got this video at the end of the show that's hilarious.
Second, each state should create its own counter-programming.
The 1776 Commission, right?
To examine the public school curriculum and ensure students are receiving a patriotic, pro-American education.
Not being taught that the United States is an evil nation.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes.
Not only should we be ripping out from the root anything that teaches our kid to be racist, we should be teaching our kids to love one another for who we are, that they live in the greatest country on earth, battle scars and all.
We should teach those battle scars.
They're important.
And do you know why?
Because those battle scars have gotten us where we are now.
In a very diverse, rich country full of people from all over the world.
Yes.
Counter program.
Patriotism.
Love of your neighbor.
Love of country.
Yes.
Step three.
Trump says parents have a right to know exactly what's being taught to their children.
As students return to the classroom, states need to pass laws requiring all lesson plans made available to every parent should be posted online.
Yes!
Yeah, I love this.
I love this.
There's eight of these.
I can only get to four in the interest of time.
Read this piece.
Real clear politics.
Be in my newsletter today.
Bongino.com slash newsletter.
Go get it.
Put it on Fakebook, Twitter, Parler, Telegram, Gab, CloudHub, whatever you're on.
Locals, whatever you are on, take that article and plant it there.
Whatever you're on.
Here's our battle plan to fight back.
I'll get to one more because it's important.
Now it'll make sense.
How I tied the Soros stuff into this.
Soros and Donald Trump.
No, it's not about Soros.
It's about how the left knows acting locally matters.
Well, so does Donald Trump.
The left is like, he's dumb.
Really?
He's dumb.
You sure about that?
He won the presidency the first time he ever ran for office.
It can't be that dumb, right?
Smarter than you idiots in 2016.
Fourth, Donald Trump says parents need to organize locally.
Amen.
Brother Trump.
In every school district in America to eliminate action civics and other versions of the effort to contort civics, traditional civics education into a vehicle for political indoctrination.
There it is right there.
There it is.
Act locally.
There it is.
I didn't make this up folks.
President Trump's smarter than I am.
He's figured this out.
Act locally.
There's a battle plan out there.
Only impediment to the battle plan is for you to go and implement it.
All right.
It's Friday.
So I'll leave you on kind of a funny note.
If you didn't see this, if you're listening on audio, I try not to play stuff on the show.
That's either audio or video only because it's the show.
Some people watch it on rumble and some people listen on whatever Apple, Spotify, wherever it is.
But you gotta go to my Rumble account.
It's not a trick, but hey, go to my Rumble so I get views.
I don't really, you know, just fast forward to the end if it makes you happy, but I want you to watch this video because it's hilarious.
I'm at rumble.com slash Bongino.
He was wondering if we should make this guy the zero of the day.
I'm like, gee, I don't even know.
I'm so down on this guy.
Here's a rep, a representative house representatives.
I know Joe's like, he's already seen it.
Here's this guy, Donald Payne, and he's at a, they're doing, you know, the Congress is doing stuff remotely now.
So they're all on zoom.
This Donald Payne guide is rep.
He gives exactly zero hits with an S in front of it.
How he looks on TV.
He's sitting at this meeting.
He's in like his PJs and he gets up and this happens.
Check this out.
Authorizing capabilities CISA has brought, has built through a pilot called Cyber Sentry,
which allows CISA to partner with certain strategically placed critical infrastructure
to monitor and detect threats in real time.
Specific threats to industrial control systems and operational technology.
Would you agree that for CISA to be effective, it needs--
I don't know.
(laughing)
What?
There he is.
That Donald Payne gets up with his gut hanging out and what looks like a pair of boxers on some, some draws.
He's got his gut hanging out.
I don't know what's funny here.
Him getting up to adjust the camera with the gut shot or I think it's Kat Cammack, the Republican congresswoman below him.
Her reaction is, she's like, go back and rewind that.
Watch that again.
I don't know what's funnier.
Folks, please check it out.
Rumble.com.
It's worth your time.
Ski's like, did we make this guy the zero of the week?
I'm like, no!
I don't, I'm not even sure.
This guy's like, I don't care.
I'm like, get up.
He's like, good evening.
I'll show you my belly too.
I'm going to get, yeah, we're going to get up in the show.
Hey, check this out.
He doesn't even care.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I'm not so down on the guy.
I'm not, I wear it.
I wear a t-shirt on Fox.
What am I to say?
I don't believe in dress codes.
He's like, yeah, got my drawers on.
Get up, show you my gut.
What do you like that fellas?
Got a ruski.
Not so down on the guy.
We'll make it neutral.
Not a hero, not a zero.
All right, folks.
Thanks again for another great week.
Again, I'll mix my Fox show tomorrow night, Saturday, 10 p.m.
Eastern time, unfiltered.
Got Rand Paul.
We got Devin Nunes.
We're going to light it up.
I got a killer opening monologue, totally off script.
