Bones Heal, Chicks Dig Scars, and Glory is Forever: Sunday Live!
It's rare that a man has a chance to test his metal these days.
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I am joined by my good friend, the Bekloff.
How are you doing, brother?
How's it going?
I'm doing freaking excellent, actually.
And we promise not to have a 30 years war again.
We've got Matt Forney, how are you doing today?
I'm doing good.
I'm Switzerland and all this, actually.
We've got Billy the Wizard, Billy the Conqueror.
How are you doing, brother?
Oh, I'm doing good.
I guess I am France, given my profile pic.
And of course, Luke doing his excellent job with the graphics.
Thank you for being here, brother.
Always glad to help.
So, okay, so like, what am I on right now?
I'm on, was it, trapezine or something like that?
Yeah, I'm on some opiates.
I'll be honest.
I find whiskey is a far better painkiller.
What is trapezine gay?
No.
It took you a minute, didn't it?
I'm sort of opiate, they gave me.
Yes, guys, I was in a little bit of a fight.
I'm in a cast right now.
And now, I suppose in the pics on Twitter, time to give you the full story of how this fight happened.
So, yeah, I just got home from the gym, and I've been taking care of the downstairs neighbor dog.
Now, I've mentioned before that she has a very sweet dog.
It's a Malamute, about 130 pounds.
And it and my German Shepherd Space Dog absolutely hate one another.
All right, and just before we go any further, let me say the bylaw was here.
Bylaw examined both animals.
There's no charges.
There's nothing.
The dogs are fine.
All right.
They're not vicious animals.
They just really, really hate one another.
And so I got home.
And I guess there was a screw prevented the door from closing properly, which I didn't notice.
I go downstairs to take the Malamute out.
Malamute's in the backyard.
And what happens next?
Frickin' Space Dog wanders into the yard.
They look at each other for about a second and a half.
And then both just pounce.
Absolute viciousness.
The Malamute has Space Dog's ear and she's trying to rip it off.
And Space Dog is worried she was actually getting into the eyeball.
She like grabbed the skin above the eyeball and the Malamute is like tugging it viciously.
Like the Malamute was okay, it turned out, but I was worried she blinded the Malamute.
And so immediately I jump in there and, you know, I'm trying to pry their jaws off one another, which is when I broke two fingers, the Malamute basically wasn't trying to bite me.
The Malamute likes me.
They both like me.
But the Malamute gets my fingers in its mouth.
It's just going to town and I'm trying to pry it open.
You know, I get them out and one of my fingers is sagging.
At first, I hope it's just like a chunk of skin got torn off and that's what's flapping around.
No, it's the whole damn finger flapping around.
Doesn't phase me.
I initially start pulling Space Dog back towards the door to my place.
And she struggles out of her necklace, her collar, and goes straight back to the fight.
So now I'm diving in.
I managed to tackle Space Dog right up against the base of the stairs.
And I'm covering her body with mine so the Malamute can't get at her.
And, you know, it's like one of those MMA fights from the olden days where the two guys would just sit on the floor hugging each other.
And every minute or so, they'd punch the other one in the kidney.
That's what I'm doing.
I've just got, I've got Space Dog tackled.
I'm breathing.
I'm exhausted at this point, and I've lost a lot of blood.
And Space Dog's trying to get out so she can bite the Malamute.
The Malamute's trying to get past.
She can bite Space Dog.
And every minute or so, I pick up Space Dog, I throw her up a stair and then pounce on her again and hold her down.
At one point, she shifts while I'm trying to throw her.
So I actually smack my face into the cement about 20 miles per hour.
And I wound up having a big bruise that made me look like I was part Ferengi.
Like, seriously, it was like six inches across.
And finally, finally, I grab her, I throw her inside.
pull the door close behind me, I just fall back.
It still won't close, right?
So I just fall back against it, just dripping blood off of both arms and my face.
And my buddy was visiting.
He didn't hear my calls for help until the last minute.
Because if somebody else had been there, you just grab the two collars, you pull them apart.
Not that bad, right?
But here I have 240 pounds of dog, and I only weigh 205, and I'm trying to separate these two fuckers that are just going for blood.
And you know what, Luke?
You actually got a picture that my buddy took right as the ambulance arrived.
And that was the story of how Davis's balls grew three times that day.
Oh, geez.
Guys, I felt so fucking awesome after this.
Like, here's the thing.
There are so few opportunities these days for a man to test his metal.
And I just realized I misspelt it in the description.
M-E-T-T-L-E is how it's spelt.
There's so few opportunities for that.
You know, because most times, you know, like I missed Jungle Asian breaking into my place by half an hour.
And I'm kind of glad I missed him.
Because if I'd caught him, he'd be dead and I'd have to deal with the dead body.
And I might get charged for that.
Right?
Like, you get into a fight with somebody outside the bar.
You know, either you get charged for assault or you get charged for manslaughter because you bounced his head off the cement and it cracked open.
These days we are so coddled and safe and there's so much litigiousness that's almost never right to fight.
All right.
And so the smart, sane person backs away from most fights because it's just not worth it.
Only an idiot would fight over that.
But with this, with this, it was completely right.
And even with two broken fingers, I still managed to wrestle an angry German Shepherd into the house.
Two broken fingers?
I thought it was just the one.
First and second, both of them are broken.
Just the middle one's really broken.
On your left or right hand?
Left hand.
Oh, good.
Yeah, you're right-handed.
Thank you.
Dashing Rogue sends five bucks and you beat those bitches harder next time.
Yeah, I think Space Dog had the decency to feel at least a little bit bad for everything that happened.
But yeah, the hand's healing up nice.
It was...
Luke, could you play that clip I sent you?
Like the surgery, guys?
The surgery was the worst part.
Yes.
Hey, thanks, Doc.
Oh, man.
You would not believe how much this hurts.
That was the surgery.
The surgery hurt more than the injuries.
Okay.
And the surgery was a day afterwards.
So, but now I'm actually pretty good.
I think I'm going to kick the opiates probably over the next few days and just stick to whiskey for the painkiller effects.
And honestly, this whole thing, it's kind of a sign from God.
Like, first of all, it was a wonderful opportunity.
You know, like, I now know that broken fingers don't stop me from fighting.
I know that about myself.
Something I believed about myself, but now I know it as a matter of fact.
But also, I'll tell you what, guys, the construction gigs have been so anemic this summer that it's like I'm making just enough money to keep me doing it, but really not enough money to get me ahead.
So, this is God's way of saying, you know what, Davis, drop this stupid thing.
You need to be making money in other places.
And I'll tell you one thing I'm kind of thinking about, I'm kind of noticing right now, is that the whole internet blood sports, it was like an old-growth forest being burned down.
A whole bunch of BS got taken care of by all of that.
And so now, well, we'll see.
Maybe I'm going to put together some really good videos that go viral.
We'll just see.
And maybe you guys will see what I'm doing and say, you know what, he deserves a buck on Patreon.
Or, Free Starter, I'm going to start up a second, an alternative to Patreon for you guys as well.
So, yeah, this is, guys, I'm feeling absolutely great.
Thank you to everybody that expressed well-wishes.
I know that somebody performed a mass for me.
Thank you very much to that person.
And I did have my friend here, and he helped take care of me, drive me back and forth to emergency.
I really appreciated him doing all of that.
So, yeah, things are actually going really, really well.
So, with that said, on to the live stream itself.
Let's see.
We had a question before the stream even started.
My take on QAnon.
You know, I'm a Mick.
I'm.
Yeah, it could be either way.
QAnon could be somebody within the Trump organization.
It could also be somebody in the journalist establishment pretending to be somebody in the Trump organization that just has access to stuff before it hits the news.
It could also be some bad fucking roles.
Yeah, exactly.
Q has gotten a lot of stuff right.
But it's, yeah, you're never going to have quite enough evidence either way.
So we'll see how it all goes.
It does seem like Trump has finally organized things in his cabinet to the point where he can get things done.
And really, he's doing the best job that anybody could do, given the reality of people out there.
I don't know.
Bekloff, Billy, you got any takes on this?
I think QAnon is probably full of shit.
I think he's getting some stuff right just because it's some obvious stuff.
And when you throw out enough things, you're bound to get things right.
But I don't really pay attention to QAnon.
QAnon is a massive distraction.
Yeah, I never.
I actually haven't heard of QAnon before, so I'm not familiar with it.
The first few drops from QAnon were legit.
Like, that probably did come from an insider, but everything else since then has just been pure misdirection and speculation.
Oh, so is QAnon like WikiLeaks as in he's just leaking information?
That's the idea.
QAnon wishes he was WikiLeaks.
Okay.
The only thing by leaking information means leaking drips of bullshit, then yes, that's QAnon.
So he's like a less popular Alex Jones, kind of.
More or less.
Yeah, but people think it's so significant.
I'm sorry.
Alex Jones has a way better track record.
Oh, yeah.
I think Alex Jones has some really good ideas.
It's just he sometimes gets a little over the top with some of his theories.
I think the sad thing is Alex Jones is.
I wish Alex Jones was less right.
Yeah, wow.
With how extreme people gay, you get, you know, he tends to be more truthful than he is wrong.
Q just draws all these patterns, and it's up to you to interpret his cryptic speech.
So, I've never directly read, I've read the stuff he's posted, but it's like, yeah, I'm not going to figure out what the hell that means.
This way seems cute.
It kind of reminds me of the question, that combo character from DC.
Supposedly, it has something to do with Q-level clearance.
Okay.
Which, I don't know.
I don't know.
But the fact is, you know what?
We're just entering an era.
And this is a quote from that movie, Sicario, where the wolves rule.
You know, if two-thirds of Americans want to stick poison up their nose, the best thing we can do is mitigate the fallout.
Yeah, someone in the chat says it's probably baked Alaska.
No, I believe it's pronounced blacked Alaska now.
Oh, yeah, because he's married to an Indian lady, I think.
He wishes he was married.
Dashing Rogue sends two US dollars and I believe what he was typing was save the drugs for your bug out bag.
Well, exactly.
Like, if I don't need to use all of these, all the painkillers, I won't.
I will use all of the antibiotics.
Like, I'm using that appropriately because you don't want superbugs developing.
But yeah, if I can get away with not using the opioids, I'll be honest, I don't even get that much of an effect from them, really.
So I really, I take them when I leave the house because I don't want to be crippled with pain when I'm out.
But if I'm just sitting around home, then it's, you know, whatever.
Yeah, bad idea to have a hand cramp while you're driving.
Well, just, you know what, pain?
It like too much pain.
It gives you tunnel vision.
It is such a distraction that, yeah, you really don't want to be suffering too much pain while you're driving.
You know, there's an article I linked below.
And I thought this was very interesting.
It's by Jim at Jim's blog.
And it's titled When the West Started Losing Wars.
So I'm just going to read a little bit of this to you.
The Victorian theory that women were angels, therefore no coercion was needed against their natural, saintly nature, only against demonic males who make saintly women do bad things, led to an intolerable flood of bastards and women giving birth in the rain in dark alleys, which in turn led to Oliver Twist and Les Miserable, which brought us the welfare state and the replacement of the nuclear family with child support.
As people in the 18th century were aware, people need marriage in order to reproduce, and marriage needs coercion to make it stick.
And the primary victims of this coercion need to be women, otherwise they will have sex with one man, then sex with another, making it difficult and unpleasant to father children.
Similarly, white man's burden and la aute mission civilas trice was the death of colonialism.
It led the British general who was invading Afghanistan to believe he was doing Afghans a favor, and if he was sufficiently nice to them, they would throw flowers at his troops.
So he forbade his troops to take necessary measures for self-defense, and as a result, he and his troops died.
Now, it goes on for quite a bit here, but this part really stood out towards the end.
The East India Company seems to have been more popular when they were pirates and bandits than when they were pious do-gooders.
No one seemed to appreciate the East India Company doing good things to them at gunpoint.
The ridiculous part of White Man's Burden was the striking ingratitude of the supposed beneficiaries, resembling the striking ingratitude of Middle Easterners towards meddlings by President Bush and Obama in the Middle East.
And I just really like this post.
And I was thinking about it in the terms of Christian morality.
Oh, and by the way, we've got a super chat from Egan McDonald.
$2.
Has Baked Alaska started hitting on 13-year-olds at C at Comic-Con?
Seriously?
Yeah, I saw the clip.
Oh, can we play this?
I don't know.
If you can find it for Luke.
And I'd be a good idea.
I get strike for bullying.
You know, actually, yeah, let's not.
Did she look 13?
I can say it was probably an honest mistake.
Okay, let's not pile on to him.
I mean, I'm quite sure.
I'm quite sure Baked Alaska is a firm believer in if there's grass in the field, play ball.
In part because he doesn't really have a choice.
The only saving grace of that belief is the men that believe that usually can't get laid anyway.
Well, there you have baked Alaska.
Yeah, exactly.
I trust Baked Alaska around my kids.
Not because I don't think he wouldn't do anything, but because I don't think he could.
Yeah.
Anyway, I think about this in terms of Christian morality and this simpering niceness that we've had.
And Jim isolates it to the 19th century is when it all started.
Well, I think that's again, it doesn't matter what started it, but that's when it really became prevalent.
This is Nietzsche saying that God is dead and we have killed him because people started believing in niceness.
And how much better off you are just being an asshole.
I was having a conversation with my married buddy, and we just talked about how you have to be mean to women.
And it's like he has trouble coming up with stuff to yell at his wife about because she's so awesome.
But he has to yell at her because it makes her vegetables tingle.
It's like that classic tweet from that girl where he yells at me, my brain, sad face, my pussy, happy face.
That one tweet where it's like, you know, girls be acting all tough until you yell back, and then they're either sad or wet or both.
Women enjoy drama, guys.
And you honestly yelling, honey, get in the fucking car.
We don't need it.
Get in the fucking car.
We're leaving.
Yeah, I wonder if a lot of women watch internet blood sports since that's mostly drama.
That might be it.
That might be it.
Yeah, especially after watching the hell Crout and T stream.
That was some real insane drama from Aiden Paladin, where she is literally in tears.
Really?
Wait, what happened with Kraut again?
Oh, you knew it now?
It was.
I learned about this from Mr. Midicore's video that he did on Crouton T, his whole Tales of Trout saga.
And this is like right after he got exposed.
He like went on one of Andy Worcey's streams, and Aiden Paladin was there, and she was like in tears for a good amount of the stream.
Over what?
Uh, the fact that apparently she was on Kraut and T's like supposed hit list on his Discord server, so she felt very betrayed by him.
Oh, she used to be friends with him, apparently.
She used to look up to him.
That's what she said.
Yeah, yeah, she used to reference his videos and his old inner inner stuff.
Yeah, just watch the Andy Wartsky stream.
It's on YouTube.
It's like, yeah, she's really distressed and upset in that stream.
Well, here, you know, she called herself a paladin, and what you call yourself is what you become.
So she is coming towards the light, like it or not.
Oh, God, the drama of it all.
You know, it's like a workplace.
It's like a good masculine workplace when shit needs to get done and the boss is yelling at people.
You know, it's actually kind of comforting, isn't it, guys?
When your boss's like, all right, guys, you go do that.
You go to that.
You, you, you panic.
Everybody else follow me.
It's actually kind of comforting when a boss does that because things are in control.
You know, he's not yelling at you and making fun of you and belittling you.
He's just, he's yelling to get shit done.
And you kind of have to do that as a husband.
Again, with being a jerk.
Like Jim's talking about in this article how it used to be like if you played ball, the East India Company supported you.
If you didn't, they'd come smack you against the wall a few times and say, hey, play ball next time.
Whereas modern foreign policy is all about nation building.
You know, like the Obama regime took down Libby.
Who was the Libya?
Gaddafi.
Gaddafi.
Gaddafi played ball.
You're supposed to play ball with the people that play ball as opposed to go on adventurous wars to spread social justice.
And look where social justice got us now.
Fucking migrants everywhere.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I've always had this theory that socialism as the economic system always reminded me of a very feminine type of ideology where it's kind of like economic motherhood.
So it kind of makes sense why the whole migrant crisis would be a thing under these very socialistic or social democracy style systems.
Man, who's the bitch that made this photo?
Once again, feminism is just making a poor imitation of the masculine.
You know, like they don't even have her wearing a feminine outfit because a feminine outfit is innately sexy.
It is innately objectifying.
So they have to put her into a shirt and tie as if she's a man.
Like this is pure idiocy.
Good lord, feminism.
A shirt and tie that doesn't fit, too.
Like it looks like she's wearing his shirt and tie.
Let's see, Glon sends two US dollars and says, use your one hand to write a terror story.
Get well.
Can't say it's Terror House magazine and Glon is my co-editor.
Hey, Glon.
Yeah, there's going to be.
By the way, visit terrorhousemag.com and twitter.com/slash terrorhouse mag.
It's good stuff guys.
Oh, this is so edgy, isn't it?
Wait, is that a Hardee's?
Is that a real Hardy's fucking ad?
I think they're just inverted from old pictures.
Yeah, it might be Photoshop.
Here's the thing.
After watching my girlfriend try and load a 9-mil mag.
Yeah, you mean a woman can open it?
Ladies, you still can't open the pickle jar.
All those studies classes, I have no doubt believing the soy boy in that picture has trouble opening gadget.
Well, I mean, there's a recent article from The Guardian about the woman who was all like, I stopped working out because Trump was elected president.
Now I can't open jars.
I'm not shitting you.
That's a real story from The Guardian.
Did you see the one where the guy on social media gets a fucking bottle opener to open up his soil bottles?
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm not sure what I should be more shocked at.
The fact that can't open a bottle open soil or the fact that soylent exists.
Yeah, there's like soy drinks.
I'm not making that part up.
I can't vouch for the authenticity of the other thing because you know how stuff gets, you know, painted on 4J.
It was on Goodbye America in a photo.
And the caption said something like, soy bottle opener or Chad Cotgirth caliper.
Soon we'll find out that Soylent is made from the crushed foreskins of teenage boys.
Did you hear that because of a lot of the protectionist stuff Trump's putting in, there's going to be a big old tariff on all the soy coming out of China.
Oh, good.
There's going to be less soy in America.
Trump's winning again.
Yeah, because I mean, soy, the reason why soy is kind of a thing is just because it's a cheap filler in foods, just like a high-fertilized corn syrup was made to replace like regular sugar.
Yep.
Because yeah, soy's in like everything.
Oh, yeah.
You look, everything is fucking corn and soy right now.
You look at everything.
It's just, you know.
Oh, this is why I won't show up at Walmart.
Everything at Walmart has corn syrup in it.
Everything in the, aside from the vegetables, the raw vegetables, everything else had corn syrup added to it.
Yeah, that's probably why my grandparents are in their 90s now and they grew up in like the 1920s.
Yeah, because they weren't eating just soy and corn and everything.
Oh, yeah.
It doesn't matter what you buy.
It's all soy and corn.
You know, it just.
Yeah, my grandfather smoked till he was 40 and heavily drinked and he's still alive in pretty, in pretty good health.
Oh, God.
I mean, there's certain things you expect it in.
Say you get a bottle of like, you know, some sort of Asian style salad dressing.
You think, okay, there's probably soy in that.
There's a lot of soy in Asian food, you know, the soy sauce and shit like that.
But then you get a bottle of like Italian.
It's like, why the fuck is there soy in this?
You go and get the olive oil, expensive mayonnaise, and the number one ingredient is soy oil.
Yeah, it's like, that's not the same thing.
Why is that in here?
I wanted olive oil mayonnaise.
And incidentally, all the soy they eat in Asia is fermented soy.
Okay, they don't eat raw soy like we do here, and the fermentation destroys the phytoestrogens, as I understand it.
So, I mean, guys, go knock yourselves out with soy sauce.
Even in Asia, they don't fucking put it in absolutely everything.
I mean, you know, nobody is getting, no, no, no soy boys are the way they are because they eat too nut Chinese food, you know?
It's because it's in everything.
You can't drink a fucking iced tea without some soy additive in it.
Real thing says, I prefer goy sauce.
Made from real goys.
The amount of freaks walking around.
Again, guys, we need to be the salt of the earth.
Like, there's some people are saying, some people are waking up.
You got to be amongst those people, not these misshapen, hideous wrecks that are blighting our cities.
Speaking of blights upon the countenance of the Lord, Luke, you were saying something about the kids' drag team.
Oh, yes, there's a new cartoon show that you've mentioned called Drag Tots.
Let me see if I get a picture for you.
Yeah, Drag Taughts is a superhero team of toddlers that get into drag to be superheroes.
You know, that might be what killed Steve Ditko the other day.
Maybe he saw this and he blew his own brains out.
Yeah, that's actually interesting because I had no idea that Steve Ditko was like an objectivist and was into Aaron Rand until someone did a video about him.
Oh, yeah, you should read the original 60s question stories he did.
They're fantastic.
Oh, yeah, I want to read Mr. A because Mr. A is pretty cool too.
Yep.
Yeah, that disembodied unicorn head is like a major player.
It's like a major character in the show.
Like, I can't tell if it's a show for kids or adult swim audiences.
Yeah, this kind of seems like it would be really funny if it was on Adult Swim and like made to like mock the fucking LGBTQ elemental P thing.
Yeah, but what's it's funny because didn't people say like drag was not meant to be like an LGBT thing?
Oh, they can't decide anymore.
I think it was somewhere out in Europe, I believe, there was a pride parade in which the lesbians and the trannies went to war.
These are the voice actors.
The Trump's the voice actor?
They're very anti-Trump.
What the fuck is that?
So they're all guys.
Yeah, so I don't think they're mocking drag queens.
That's what RuPaul looks like when he's not a drag queen.
I didn't know he was a praying man.
And I can't imagine there's a huge audience of drag queens that want to see a show about shitty, childish drag queen, whatever bullshit this is.
They even have a black one dressed like the Statue of Liberty.
So he was queens.
So which channel is this coming on or is this an internet show?
I think it's only streaming on RuPaul.
Did the one just get dragged to hell?
Luke back that up.
One of them just got dragged to hell.
One of them just got dragged to hell.
It's involved in him dying by saying something stupid.
I don't know.
Well, since it's online, if it's an online streaming thing, then it's to be expected that they're going to have shows like this just because, you know, online, you don't have to worry as much about censorship, especially if it's an agenda that a huge bunch of people support.
Oh, my God.
As you can see from the views and the thumbs up.
Of course it's done in that shitty CalArts style.
Oh fuck.
Don't get me started on Cal Arts again.
CalArts is better than this.
This is like 90s Photoshop.
This is 90s Flash Animation.
We were talking on the show yesterday.
A bunch of, like, some graduate from CalArts was talking about how everyone at the CalArts Animation Studio, our animation school, rolls their eyes at Don Bluth.
I'm like, are you fucking serious?
Wait, they roll their eyes at Don Bluth?
Yes.
What?
Yeah.
That's how bad things.
See, it isn't just that they push all this leftist shit.
They hate quality.
These leftists just hate quality.
They hate the beautiful because it reminds them they are ugly.
Yeah, because like Don Bluth, he's like the closest person to rivaling Disney in terms of animation quality and that hand-drawn style.
Yeah.
Don Bluth's a fucking legend in the industry.
And these people who turned Thundercats into Steven Universe think they're better than him.
Yeah, It's almost like watching immaturity like manifest itself in animation.
I just love the Freudian slip that one of them died and went to hell in the middle of that fucking time.
But no, they don't belong in heaven.
I'm surprised Cennobites didn't come and drag it down.
I wouldn't be surprised if there are Cennobites on the show.
I think the people making the show are Cennobites.
I'm coming to the conclusion, maybe when there's no, what was the tagline in the one zombie movie?
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
When there's no more room in hell, the cennobites will walk the earth.
Yeah, it's funny enough.
It's like this art style is like a very poorly done, like PowerPoint Girls-like type of style.
It actually reminds me of the art styles used in the ElsaGate videos.
Oh, it does, doesn't it?
Oh, man.
It's like Spider-Man should be fucking Elsa while the Joker jerks off in the background.
Like, that should.
That'll be on season three.
Yeah, by the way.
Are you guys still subscribed to that Investigating YouTube channel?
Because they put out a video a couple days ago talking about how pedophiles are now targeting little kids who are doing YouTube live streams.
I didn't catch that, but yeah, I'm not surprised.
It wasn't a very specific video, but they're just like a general overview of how easy it is for pedophiles to groom kids.
Yeah, guys, keep your kids off the internet.
Don't give them a fucking tablet.
I never thought I'd be one of those people who's like, if I had kids, I wouldn't have cable and I'd censor the internet.
But man, I would be now.
It's kind of too late.
Most people I know of kids, their kids are all on the computers and tablets and smartphones.
They fucking wouldn't be.
We'll go live in the woods before that fucking happens.
Yeah, exactly.
My kids are going to be playing in the hills hunting lizards.
I mean, we'll have a TV and we'll be watching shows that I pick out on DVD that I know are okay.
Yeah, mostly black and white.
Well, if we're going to, unless you're away from civilization, they're going to get peer pressure to follow the crowd and stuff.
Homeschool.
Oh, yeah, I wouldn't.
I'd homeschool.
The only way I'd even consider letting a kid go to public school is once you're at the high school level.
Well, I'm actually, I actually have been homeschooled, and there are actually still a lot of progressives in the homeschool community.
Yeah, you're going to catch some of it, but you got to meet.
I mean, I don't want to shelter them to the point where once they do encounter it, they can't deal with it.
But you got to, you can't be letting kids watch the shows about soy and lesbians all the time.
Well, yeah, you just got to be careful.
Otherwise, you know, again, once they get that rebellious age, they're going to give you a middle finger and then just, you know, tell you to go fuck yourself and live the bell.
Do it correctly.
Yeah.
Like, listen, there's dangers.
Here's one of the dangers you need to look out for.
And here's why it's bad.
Yeah, like basically, like being Being real with them and I guess explaining to them, you know, the potential repercussions and the side effects of all this crazy stuff, I think, will make them understand better than just telling them, no, they can't do it and not get explanations.
Yeah, you don't want to be too.
I actually feel like in some, we were talking about this on my show last night where I said, in some regards, I feel like the religious right of the 80s is almost to blame for this, in that they cried wolf so many times that now you know when you're crying about how dungeon and dragons is the devil, then nobody takes you seriously anymore.
And next thing, you know you actually do have lesbians on fucking kids shows.
It's kind of like, complain about the magic in Harry Potter when the magic is the least of your worries in that movie.
Yeah, you complain about the wrong things, you overreact and and you cry wolf too many times and then nobody takes it seriously anymore.
And next thing, you know RuPaul is entertaining your children.
Well, fun fact, the Catholic Church didn't have too much of a problem with Harry Potter.
But I guess there's also the inverse of that, because when we don't have things that are deliberately trying to brainwash your kids, you just have stuff that bores your kids.
Like, I just discovered this new cartoon show called Summer Camp Island, where basically the premise is the kids go to the summer camp, and it turns out the whole thing's like a magical place like Hogwarts.
And the whole focus is not on the magical events.
Oh, no, it's basically...
It's primarily based on, like kids, anxiety disorder huh, and the art style looks very similar to Adventure, very like to One Of Adventure Time.
God, they all look autistic yes, that's why I just know it's like the cartoons today and the main characters, like here's the main character right here, like the guy and that's his best friend, the girl and they're and they're, and there's like a dynamic I guess this will see like originally in the pilot.
There's like a friendship dynamic with another like cool kid, but I guess they kind of pushed that aside.
Burn CAL ARTS to the ground.
They burn it to the ground.
Opt up on Ssris, though.
Yeah, have you?
Have you seen those comparison images where they show like the new Thundercats cartoon and like the original Thundercats cartoon, just to see just how different the art style is?
Oh there, there's this one youtuber I watch uh, Teddy Rubskin, where he like reviews old games and stuff, and he does it as a little teddy bear, like with this thick um, you know, Brooklyn accent kind of thing and um, or maybe it's Chicago accent, I can't tell everything.
Like Uncle, Bad Touch.
But he did a uh, he did a video where he was like people are telling me I should respond to the new Thundercats.
I haven't seen it yet, but it's, it's fucking Thundercats, how bad can it be?
Go back, go back two seconds.
Luke to that horse.
Isn't that the retarded horse?
That is the retarded horse from pamphlet guy pisses itself.
That's a retarded horse chromosome.
But yeah, the guy was like it's Thundercats, how bad can it be?
And then, like two seconds of it, he goes.
Oh, my god, what the fuck is this?
Well, we saw the interview with the creator of the new series.
He's got a little man bun, he's got a little like tree in the back of his head, held together with a girly band.
Well, you know why he has a tree on the top of his head, because a lot of seeds been put in his mouth.
Well, isn't like?
Isn't the man bun just that thing for people like obsessed with Japanese culture or something like that, I don't know.
I've seen a couple of guys with very pretty beards sporting them and I I just don't want to ask them, I don't want to go up to them and engage with them.
someone in the chat said apparently algorithm's wife started a panic over heavy metal i know she had a big panic over rap i didn't know she was going after metal but that wouldn't surprise me so his wife starts a panic over music and he starts a panic over the environment
I mean, when you look at the studies and stuff, even if the global warming alarmist was like was actually true, you know, once human beings die off, the plant will just go back to normal after like 500 years.
And you never hear the environmentalists talk about declining bee populations, which is a real problem.
I guess because the solution to that isn't socialism.
Yeah, actually, well, with the declining beef populations, what they did was they tried to hybridize an African bee with a honey bee and they created like a killer bee that's been terrorizing people.
Oh, that no, that's an old thing they did like 100 years ago.
Good lord, he has such a gay haircut.
I just...
What the fuck was anyone like?
Like, hey, you know, Thundercats, what if everyone was Snarf?
Yeah, but I even hated Snarf as a kid.
I hated the cute characters as a kid.
Yeah, you watch these shows because you aspire to be the badass hero in them, not Snarf.
Yeah, it's like, I mean, why does the animation have to be so piss-poorly done and stuff?
Why not just, you know, at least give it to the Koreans to make a nice animation?
I watched Star Trek because Captain Picard was awesome, not Wesley.
Shut up, Wesley.
Shut up, Wesley.
Well, I mean, if you look at Will Weeans become, then it's Campbell used that phrase to tell him to shut up.
He gets mad when people do that, too.
It's hilarious.
Yeah, a couple years ago, he was all like, you know, I will start blocking people who tell me to shut up, Wesley.
So I replied to him.
This is when I was still on Twitter.
So I replied to that, I was like, How about shut up, Faggot?
Didn't Patrick Stewart actually tweet that back at him after he said that?
Like, shut up, Wesley.
Patrick Stewart's such an asshole.
So didn't Will Wheaton get accused of hashtag me too?
I don't know, but that really would not surprise me at all.
Because I'm pretty sure that, or sorry, I'll tell you who did.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
Ah, ah, yes, that one.
It's funny.
Like a couple weeks ago, for fun, I wrote this little short story where it's like all these dystopian predictions about the future.
And one of the predictions was that Justin Trudeau would be sentenced to death for calling a glowing honey 10 years ago.
And then he would tearfully accept it while pissing his pants.
Not too far from the truth.
Because you know, because you know that if like Justin Trudeau or anyone else, these people were ever like sentenced to death for like the various crimes they committed, they would like go to the gallows, like screaming, crying, piss shitting themselves, begging for mercy.
There'd be no stoicism to it at all.
Super chat from Dashing Rogue sends five US dollars and says, the reboot of Thundercats looks like SD Gundam.
I haven't seen Gundam, so I. My favorite thing is when somebody said Tumblr Cats, Tumblr Cats, Tumblr Cats, soy.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
See, Trudeau has been on the feminist bandwagon by day one, from day one.
He made a huge point off the fact that half of his cabinet is female, right?
Because we all know that women are just as prone to getting into politics as men.
So obviously, all those women are qualified.
Well, you can kind of tell he's a bit of a creeper given how he talks.
Oh, he's a nice guy.
Nice guys are always creepers.
Yeah, he's like, what?
He's like the white Gian Gameshi.
Oh, I thought people call him like a poor man's Obama or something like that.
Gianca Meshi was at least the top.
Good point.
So he's being hanged by his own petard.
Good, I say.
It's like you have thrown so many men under the bus with your hypocritical policies, with your lies, your sucking up the women.
Because we know, Justin, in your heart of hearts, you're a 12-year-old boy whose mom abandoned him because she is too busy banging every rapper and communist dictator she could find.
And you just want mummy's love.
And you're throwing the entire fucking country under the bus for mummy's love because you've got all the girlies to vote for you because you're cute and you're Justin Bieber and whatever.
And all the soy boys in this country voted for you because they heard about Trudeau before and they're stupid.
And you just want mummy's love.
What is good and just and right doesn't fucking matter.
You know, one of my buddies has met him and he just can't hate the guy because he is such a nice guy.
And I believe him.
I believe, Justin, I believe that you're a very nice person.
You need to hang.
You need to be put to death for treason.
Being nice is not being good.
You are the prime minister of Canada and you have betrayed this nation to the fucking Chinese.
You have handed us over to corrupt Chinese businessmen who turn their own country people into slaves.
You have handed us over.
Fuck you, Trudeau.
You're a traitor.
I don't care how nice you are or that you just want mummy to love you.
You are a filthy, disgusting traitor.
God damn you and goddamn every Canadian that voted for you.
Super Trudeau.
David, put headphones in.
Damn it.
Is it super.
So isn't a.
Can Trudeau count as a nice guy since he basically intentionally blocks like refugee staffs for Christians in the Middle East?
Well, see, Christians are fucking evil retrograde homophobes, so they don't count.
Yeah, but these are Middle Eastern Christians, so at least they bring some form of diversity to Canada.
Well, see, you're a Christian.
If you're a Christian, it doesn't matter who you are.
You got to understand.
See, the Middle Eastern Christians, they might be brown or black, but because they're Christians, they're not going to fuck his wife.
So he doesn't want them to come over.
$2 super chat from Sunday and Cheep says, it's surprising Justin hit on a woman, not a man.
Yeah, a few people said, well, at least it was a woman.
Thank God it was a woman.
Well, with a lot of Middle Easterners, I noticed a lot of Middle Easterners are actually pretty Caucasian in appearance.
So, you know, some look dark.
Yeah, but he's not bringing those in.
He's bringing in, he's bringing in black and brown ones.
Yeah.
Specifically to fuck his wife.
Oh, and could I also point out that Trudeau has been a strong advocate of abortion and he still takes communion at the Catholic Church?
Well, yeah, see, he wants him to fuck his wife, but he doesn't want to have to raise a little bastard they make.
So that's why he's a strong advocate for abortion.
Wait, wait, is his wife actually going behind his back?
Behind his back?
That's being generous.
There's a rumor of both bisexual swingers.
Okay.
Luke is shrinking his head.
Well, this is the current year.
I caught you doing that, Luke.
That's funny.
Oh, wait, no, you put that on a 12-year-old, but I see what you did now.
Wasn't there a meme going around where apparently someone compared Justin Trudeau's picture to Fidel Castro before he grew the beard and stuff and noticed how they look exactly alike?
Yeah, I think there might be something to that.
I can't really judge.
I'm not very good at recognizing familial resemblance.
So I can see it, but ask somebody with better eyes for that than me.
I think it's far more likely that he's Ted Kennedy's son.
We've got a bastard running the country, and you wonder why it's going down the drain.
Bastards are either cruel or pathetic.
Yeah, didn't it?
But isn't all of Justin Trudeau's support basically maybe came from his dad's wealth or his dad's name?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's accomplished nothing.
Like his dad was a scumbag communist sympathizer, but his dad was actually accomplished.
Trudeau, he's a part-time ski instructor, part-time drama coach.
Which is kind of funny given how they're constantly hating on Trump because he got inheritance from his dad.
And not Trudeau, who'd just been trust fund baby accomplishes nothing.
It's almost like the left has no principles.
Almost, eh?
I really want to make a version of this for Trudeau.
This is the one video that won't flag us this week.
In the last 28 years, I have been a public opponent of the Catholic Church's teaching on abortion.
Therefore, I self-identify as a very devout Catholic.
Sounds perfectly amazing to me.
Now, listen, I'm going to.
I'm of the opinion that I believe in separation of church and state in the old European sense.
That the king is there to enforce civil laws, and the church is there to enforce moral laws.
And an unborn child is not yet a citizen of the state.
Let's put it this way: over in Mexico, every single day, peasant children are having their flesh stripped off and their beating hearts torn from their chests because their father sided with the wrong drug dealing cartel.
It's absolutely brutal what is going on in Mexico.
But it's not my responsibility to go fix the Mexican problem.
Okay, unless we declare a crusade, that's a Mexican problem.
I'm not the Mexican police.
And so, when it comes to things like abortion, yes, it is murder.
Do not have an abortion, but that's a moral law.
It's funny.
Someone suggested that we should make Mexico another state in America.
No, no.
Well, I mean, if they made a state, then we could basically purge all of the cartels and all of the corruption potentially.
Yeah, but then we're full of a bunch of Mexicans that are now citizens.
Yeah, but I mean, outside of the whole immigration thing, Mexicans are pretty conservative.
No, they are.
They're violent and brutal.
Mexico City, Mexico City had gay marriage before most of the U.S.
Oh, I didn't hear about that one.
They've got policy of the Aztecs.
There was a Swedish economist who broke it down.
Latinos, on average, in the U.S. are more liberal than whites on everything from gun control to abortion to everything.
They have left wing.
They're not socially conserved.
They don't have family values.
They are basically bog-stated leftists in every way that matters.
And consider that Mexico literally just elected a communist as president.
No, I don't want them in my country.
Well, this is an election.
We want them in a whole bunch of politicians.
I wish we could saw it off from the continent.
I don't particularly want them in North America.
By the way, we've got a super chat from Syndican Chief who says Trump should give a DNA test to Justin, not Warren.
I'd be interested in seeing those results.
Did you ever hear that bit?
It was one of the, I heard it on, I think, Kumite, but it was a while ago when they talked about when Sargon of Akkad got his 23andMe back, and they go through like all these things that he is, and they're like, and the remaining 37% was HIV positive.
Oh, so do we know if Sargon's black or not yet?
Um, I thought he was uh, I thought it was part Indian.
He claims he's a quadroon, but the uh, as with most things that came out of Sargon's mouth, the thought he was, I thought he was an Arab, I thought he was Sargon of Kebab.
Well, the funny thing about the whole like um Elizabeth Warren claiming to be Native American thing is that it's like, wasn't the joke is that like, um, when you don't want to be associated as purely white, you just claim to be Native American because it's such a vague like bloodline that almost everyone shares.
Yeah, most whites in America, if you can trace your lineage back more than a hundred years in this country, you have some native in you.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I have Native American blood too and stuff.
I know I do.
I have at least one Algonquin ancestor, probably more.
There was a lot of uh, there was a lot of daughters basically being sold to white men going on.
Like, a lot of Indians just sold their daughters.
Well, that's pretty pragmatic.
The white men got the guns.
Yeah, the funny thing is, is that people act like they slaughtered the Native Americans, but the reality is that 90% of them, I think, just died from diseases we brought.
And, you know, back then, no one really understood how disease and dermatologies work.
So it's not really.
Well, in all fairness, there was that one time the United States government did it pretty purposefully.
Here's some black people.
Well, I was talking about before the United States existed.
Like, most of them got killed off pre-United States due to the diseases, especially on the East Coast.
On the East Coast and the land that no land was taken.
Land was bought.
Pilgrims had strong senses of property rights and all, and they always, yeah.
I mean, also a lot of they got sellers' remorse.
That's not our problem.
Well, also, a lot of tribes made deals with Europeans just because they wanted to have an advantage over their rival tribes.
The only real mistreatment of the natives you can point to is out in the West, and that was all at the hands of the federal government.
Well, and even there, what it all boils down to is that we had superior social technologies.
You know, like the natives, yeah, they could buy guns from us, but we had all these institutions, these institutions of property management, of property law, the hierarchy of family and society.
And ultimately, we had a more efficient civilization.
And so we took it over.
And it was not intentionally brutal on our part.
It's just this is what happens.
In fact, the fact that we still have Native Americans, that we preserved reservations for them shows our good intentions from the very earliest days.
Well, it kind of goes back to what you were discussing at the beginning.
You know, people like the East India Company law when it was raping and killing looting people than when it was trying to help people.
A lot of these non-whites basically, they respect white people more, the more brutal we are to them.
They're like BPD women.
You know, if you try to treat them nicely, they'll resent you for it.
If you beat them and if you beat them and abuse them, they'll be like, yes, Massa, yes, Massa.
What can I do for you, Massa?
And you know, like, just again, think about people you like.
You don't like people that are nice to you all the time.
I hate those people.
But do you want a landlord that's nice to you and always doing favors to you?
No, it's creepy.
Yeah, what do you rent, you leave me alone?
Yeah, what some people don't understand about the Native Americans is that the Native Americans that the Europeans encountered were the ones who slaughtered other tribes that existed there, you know, before the Europeans got there.
And then not to mention since they immigrated to America from Asia, they also killed the humanoids that were there before they got there.
Oh, yeah, keep in mind, North America was originally settled by whites, and the Native Americans slaughtered.
Did they prove that was a thing?
I knew they were settled by other humanoids, but I didn't think that they were settled by like, yeah, Caucasians.
It's somewhat debated.
They did have light skin, though.
Okay, I know that there's a new discovery they found that there were, there's a European European humanoid, like Homo sapien, that was around that wasn't from Africa.
So you get to add that Europeans may not have come from Africa.
There's actually, there is so much.
We really don't know that much about human evolution.
There's a lot that's just supposed.
Like out of Africa is a hypothesis.
It's not a theory.
Yeah.
There's no evidence for or against it.
There is so much we have no idea.
The problem.
The theories are that it's out of Australia.
Well, the problem is that a lot of people take theories and try to preach them like they're truth.
It's kind of like how science has basically become almost like a religion where people are treating this stuff like the gospel and questioning it, gets you deemed like a science snier and stuff.
Which is the opposite of science.
Actual science is questioning things and looking for evidence.
Yeah, the problem is that Science Day is really being hit hard by these politically correct, agenda-driven ideologues so that you can't really look into like anthropology and like if it's going to offend someone.
It's just the same thing with biology.
Biology is also being hit hard by these like psychotic, you know, far left activists.
I mean, can you have to really kind of discuss the scientific reality behind race and all that stuff without being labeled a racist?
We've got Dashing Rogue joining us.
How's it going, brother?
It's going fairly well.
How are you?
So I heard you got your ass kicked by a bunch of bitches.
No, I kicked their asses.
It just cost me a couple of fingers.
Oh, shit.
That's the thing.
I won.
You were fingering some bitches.
This is a perfect example of why non-lethal violence is so much harder than lethal violence.
If I'd just been fighting two dogs, I would not have two broken fingers.
I was trying to stop two dogs from fighting each other.
Thus I have two broken fingers.
Damn.
Damn.
That sucks.
I told the story at the beginning of the live stream.
It was heroic.
Not, I must say, not as heroic as the divers over in Thailand that are rescuing those kids right now.
Last I heard, four kids are rescued.
One of the SEAL members lost their lives doing it.
Those guys are really fucking heroic.
I don't even know about those people.
Oh, some kids got trapped in a cave and the wet season came early, and so it's all flooded.
Oh, that sucks.
Yeah, yeah, it's quite the rescue effort.
I fought a couple of dogs.
Yeah, I like this.
I like this comment from Rab in the chat.
He says, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Harris, Dawkins, Bill Nye, and many of theirs promote scientism, not science.
Yep, exactly.
Excellent term coined by Theodore Beale, aka Vox Day.
And Boogie sends a $2 super chat saying, they'll take theory, then make moral judgments.
Actually, this goes back to the church and state thing.
You know, America says they have a separation of church and state, but they don't.
Okay, the church is the state in America, where everything has to be a moral judgment from the state.
So this is why everybody's clawing for the state.
There's no willingness to say, you know what, this is the king's business.
The king enforces the civil law.
He keeps the king's peace.
But he really doesn't care what you do aside from that.
You know, like, I don't want government enforcing moral laws.
That's for the church to do.
Well, even then, it's for yourself to do.
Morality, at the end of the day, is an individual matter.
Ethics are a like a governmental matter or even an organizational matter, you know.
So, like, it's unethical to kill kids because they have natural rights.
You know, is it moral to kill a kid?
You know, maybe if you're maybe if you know, you're gonna die, right?
If you're gonna die and the mother is like uh gonna lose her life or something like that, then it's okay, it's a moral decision, it's a personal decision as opposed to, let's say, an ethical decision.
Like, ethics are the rule, morals are the exception to them to a certain degree, but they're also about personal government governance.
You cannot force morality, of course, because it has to be brought on from within.
Let's put it this way: do you want a corporate and corporations are our new feudal lords?
I don't want corporations having opinions on sexual matters, absolutely, as long as it doesn't interfere with the workday.
Yep, hey, Davis, I got a little bit of a story that might be fun to look at.
Oh, that doesn't involve fighting dogs.
No, but it involves a very, very vicious hate crime that we should all take very seriously.
Oh, hate crimes, hate crimes are totally not bullshit.
Um, so I sent, I threw the uh, I threw the link in the chat here for Luke to bring it up.
It's on Facebook.
Um, it's uh, Sima Chowdhury of WXYZ, uh, Simon News.
Well, she reports on residents in an apartment complex wake up to a hateful symbol sprayed on their door.
Five out of seven doors were targeted on the side of the apartment building.
We are told that two are and two have been spared.
The two were spared were white families.
I asked them if this was done by thoughtless individuals, teens.
Um, would this make this situation better?
They said, still, no, it's offensive.
So, uh, Luke, if you could throw it up, there's the uh, there's the hateful symbol that was spray painted on the door.
Is that a stick figure of Casper the friendly ghost?
I thought it was E.T. from the Atari game, but apparently, they're playing this breast flying lizard.
Oh, God, and she's had to have a bunch of updates because the comments are nothing but people calling it fake news and tell her to go eat a dick.
So, the update here: uh, we're at update three, by the way.
I, the other ones aren't safe.
There is an individual I know I have to block because he wished violence upon me.
I don't like blocking people, but this is unacceptable.
Feel free to continue to share your nonviolent thoughts.
If you have any questions, you can send me a p.m.
I will post why this is a sad I will post why this is a news story because some did not understand why we covered it.
One, there are several incidents of vandalism in one complex, two, it appears that the vandals were trying to draw a symbol that seems to be a swastika only on minority residents' doors.
Three, this leaves them feeling easy and especially unsupported because the management company did not call the police and the comments.
The comments are fucking fantastic.
Somebody says Hale Horter.
Sig fail.
Sig fail.
Oh, God.
What you doing there, Rabbi?
Oh, somebody posted a picture of E.T. from the Atari Zig fail.
This is fair.
You thought everybody was going to take this seriously.
Look at the Down syndrome, Nazi.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, wait, wait, where's the Down syndrome?
Scroll up, scroll up, Luke.
That was fantastic.
Oh, these people deserve what they get to them.
Fuck.
Clayton Bates.
Is it really a wonder that the EU is trying to censor memes now with Article 13?
Hillary?
uh oh look at hillary confirm nazi uh well this is very serious I know we're all.
I'm going to get out there and post one of the gifs of the money morph and Power Rangers doing the slew.
Oh, geez.
God.
So, yeah, we should all be taking this very seriously.
She actually accused somebody of threatening her because he said, like, I hope you die or something like that.
And everybody commenting under it, like, saying, wishing violence on someone is not a threat you don't give now.
The thing is, I don't know whether it was minorities doing this or actual white nationalists because I have, from what I've seen, they're both equally capable of being this stupid.
Oh, what have you seen that the white nationalists have done?
I'd like to hear some stories about that.
I'm pretty sure it's not.
Charlottesville 2 is coming.
Oh, yeah.
I told you about that.
Electric Boogaloo.
The subtitle is Hail Horter.
Hail Horter.
What?
There's going to be another rally in Charlottesville.
Yes.
It's not going to be in Charlottesville.
Unite the Right 2 is going to be in Washington, D.C.
They couldn't get a permit for Charlottesville because Charlottesville is understandably sick of having neo-Nazis and communists brawling in their streets.
So they're going to have in Washington, D.C., a city in which Hillary Clinton won 91% of the vote in 2016, and in which every single member of the city council, as well as the mayor, are Democrats.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Also, a city crawling with intelligence agents that don't like troublemakers, period.
See, I get this feeling.
This is one reason why a lot of people thought the whole like a Unite the Right was basically a setup to basically make supporters look bad.
Yeah.
You know, again, you know, I really think that we are seeing the calling happen.
We really are seeing it before our eyes.
You know, the fucking white nationalists are becoming the modern day Crips and Bloods.
If you look at like why Tukey Williams and what have you started the Crips, they originally started it as for a protection force similar to the Black Panthers.
And that's exactly what's happening.
These people are basically wiggers.
Let me ask you, how many of these guys listen to rap music on a regular basis?
I don't because it's filthy.
Let me ask you this.
How many of them actually had jobs and lives prior to this fucking Trump phenomenon?
Every fucking time I see these people, like whether it be the Battle of Berkeley, Portland, or fucking Charlottesville, all the guys who like the right-wing media, like Gavin McInnis and what have you put out there, they're all meatheads.
They don't have a fucking life.
They either like you, you wouldn't see, you'd see them with a fucking six-pack and a 40.
They're not good.
They're not necessarily bad people, but they're just a couple of dogs were in an actual fight, they'd be running.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, it's, it's fucking honestly, guys, I'd stay away from it if I were you.
There is no glory in this fucking battle.
Even I fought in Berkeley, and I honestly thought people.
Oh, what's insane is how people is how people act like white nationalism is suddenly come back and stuff when these people have been around for decades.
1980s, man.
Yeah.
It's always losers that are looking for an identity.
Yeah.
Which is sad.
I mean, like, listen, I love white topia.
Okay.
I love here in Canada.
We still got a little bit.
We're about five years behind America.
Okay.
Okay, so if there's you can find the occasional white topia and there's no security bars, there's nothing.
Oh, look, there's uh, everybody's honest.
Well, that's because it's too cold up there.
Oh, it's not going to last.
We're destroying it.
But oh, thank you, Kaku, for the $2 super chat.
Yeah, Europeans are suicidal, unfortunately.
But these people are just as suicidal.
And the leader, his name's Kessler.
That's right, isn't it for me?
Yes, Kessler.
Kessler.
So this is the same shit.
This little shit was involved in Occupy Wall Street a few years ago.
And let me remind you that when Occupy Wall Street started, it's one of my friends, Justine Tunney, was one of the original people.
And the original Occupy Wall Street was against the banks and the golden parachutes and the bailouts.
It was largely apolitical.
It was anti-bank.
It was more of an anarchist movement.
And then the progressive stack showed up.
Kessler showed up and kicked Tunney out.
All right?
So Kessler fucked up Occupy Wall Street, and now he's fucking up the alt-right.
And the dumb shits are following him into it.
So what is Kessler's belief?
Has he always been like a white nationalist, or is he just like causing problems?
What is his full name?
I think, is this a picture of him?
This is James Kessler, correct?
Jason Kessler, yeah.
Yeah, Jason Kessler.
Yeah.
Look at those disgust folds around his nasal labia.
Like, look, is he a homosexual?
Is this confirmed?
Well, I don't know if he has a.
He has no known female relations, so.
The eyes are tilting down.
I wouldn't trust this guy around children.
I heard he was spray painting swastikas on people's doors recently.
You know, I think you might be right about that.
I do recall seeing this guy buy white paint out of fucking Hog Nipo.
Yeah.
He was all screaming, Hail Horter.
Oh, Jesus.
Why is he looks like that kid from The Sixth Sense?
The guy who never grew up.
You know, I see dead people, that guy?
He looks just like him.
Same eyes.
I don't know that guy's name.
He sees black people.
Yes.
See if I can get.
Look up that fucking character's name.
He does.
Oh, what the hell is his name?
No, no, those aren't smile lines.
Those are disgust lines.
Like, wrinkle your nose upward, folks, if you just smelled something disgusting.
Why does he always have the same smug expression in every single picture?
That same vacant expression of like, nothing going on upstairs, buddy.
The moral superiority.
Yeah.
He looks like he just ripped a really bad fart and everyone's reacting to it and he's trying to act like it wasn't him.
This is the guy that helped destroy Occupy Wall Street and who's helping destroy the alt-right.
So what was he doing in Occupy Wall Street then?
I'm not sure exactly.
It was one of the leaders.
But again, the progressive stack took over Occupy Wall Street and bit by bit pushed out the original founders of it.
And it turned it into a complete joke shit show where it like clapping and drum circles and the person with the least privilege gets to speak, that sort of nonsense.
So like, so was this like, how long before, like, was this before it became a thing around multiple cities?
Yeah, like it became a thing around multiple cities after the progressive stack took it over.
So how long was it progressive free?
Because from the look of like all the initial talks about it, it seemed like the progressives were already controlling it from the get-go.
By the time you heard about it, the progressives had a firm grip on it already.
Okay, so basically, it was like yet another media blackout until they took over.
Basically, like the original founders of Occupy Wall Street, they were just trying to do something good, and they were very naive about how vicious and manipulative liberals are.
Like, they all vaguely considered themselves liberal as well, but they were the honest liberals.
I think, as Justine put it, we were all the anarchist tranny freaks of New York.
Okay, and like she's one of the original anarchist tranny freaks where they're actually very creative and weird and interesting and fun to be around.
All right, like you know, that set of the population, they're interesting, weird, liberal, but they're actually honest, they're not manipulative, evil fucks.
Okay, so they started the thing, and then the manipulative, evil fucks infiltrated.
Kessler was one of the original evil, manipulative fucks, and then they had the weird fucks, like uh, the catch-up girl.
Yeah, it's kind of like it's kind of weird how all this stuff has happened under like the Obama presidency, like all these people have done all this like manipulation in like these past eight years.
Yeah, there's a for better or worse comic, or like a series of comics where all the high school kids decide to go have a protest against a raise in the bus prices or something like that.
And the main character from the comic got caught on camera doing it, and when he got home, his parents punished him because they said, like, we just had a vote on this three weeks ago, and you didn't know or care about it back then.
You just jumped on this bandwagon to go protest because it was interesting.
That's not how democracy works, you stupid little shit.
And the progressive stack is all about this is cool, this is new, this is all work change.
It's identity politics.
Oh, we have another super chat from Kaku says, Alt sense Nazis dead people, he sees Nazis.
Hey, Davis, I got a bailout for a while.
So, uh, thanks for having me on.
Hey, thanks for being on.
Good luck.
Honestly, I want to say that the whole white nationalists and communist thing is just here to destabilize the United States.
I really think that's what it's for.
You know, a lot of this stuff is just there to encourage tribalism in the United States.
Both sides have a point.
You know, there is a concern with corporate fascism and government bailouts and shit like that.
And then there's also concern of wanting to have identity.
But, you know, again, the concern and what their answer to the issue is the problem.
You know, I prefer American identity over, you know, let's say European identity because European identity makes no sense.
Yeah, because it's basically all about their solutions are irrational, illogical, and basically are going to turn the country into like a shithole, basically.
You know, like you can't, you can't create an ethno-state using their solutions and not have a huge massive civil war that's basically going to destroy the entire country and stuff.
And you can't implement socialism, communism without turning us into Venezuela where everyone is starving and having mile-long breadlines.
So my question is: if this whole Charlottesville electronic bungalow starts, do you think what will they do when do you think they'll move up to the White House?
Because it's in DC.
You know that, right?
You know that one of these fuckers are going to go up to the White House front lawn.
Of course, they will.
They're going to do it in the, they call it the National Mall, don't they?
Yeah.
What's going to happen is that Smash Racism DC and the Democratic Socialists of America are going to show up.
Antifa will show up.
There'll be a huge brawl, it'll get blamed on the right, it'll get blamed on Trump, and there will be another wave of online censorship.
Yeah, I mean, our one saving grace is that it doesn't look like that many people will probably show up for this compared to the first one because everyone's either been doxxed or has otherwise learned their lesson.
Yeah, you might, I mean, it might be a bit of a cop-out, but I mean, it might be also a good thing for the right to kind of like stage a counter-protest to basically, I don't know, do what kind of like the American bikers do with Westboro Baptist Church, where they just kind of like surround them and kind of like have their own counter-protest signs and stuff.
No, these people are looking for affect, okay?
They want to feel like they're a character in the movie having a big, important battle in an important location like Washington, D.C.
It's not important, like, whatever happens doesn't matter.
It's going to be 100 idiots and another 100 idiots fisticuffing, completely irrelevant.
Yeah, it isn't even going to be, you know, the Battle of Normandy.
It's going to be fucking Verdun.
You're going to be killing each other over a pointless war.
You're bleeding each other while there's no objective.
What are you doing?
Like, what are they doing?
What is their objective?
Fame?
Glory?
What are they doing?
I had more glory separating those two dogs than any of these idiots will ever have.
Yep.
Yeah.
It was a pointless famed masculinity.
Yeah, these guys never actually became men.
And so they're trying to be men in the way that video games and Marvel movies taught them.
They need to play Far Cry 3.
That game alone will teach you how to be a man and what it means to be a man.
You know?
It will.
It is a good game.
I can't play it right now because I only have one hand.
Oh, boy.
No, but in all honesty, they ask you, what type of man are you?
You know, you have to be the warrior, but you also have to be the magician.
You have to be the father as well as the lover, you know.
And right now, what we have to put our swords away, you know?
Oh, yeah, keep them sharp.
Keep them oiled.
Yep.
But now is not the time.
Listen, guys, we got the Trump victory.
And Trump is actually doing really, really well.
I know I'm kind of on the cynical side of Trump because I'm not a bandwagon jumper.
All right.
When everybody is really excited about something, I start looking for the exit.
And that's just me.
Spaghetti upstairs in about 15 minutes if you're hungry.
Okay.
Okay, that was not related.
I'm not a bandwagon jumper.
When everybody's doing one thing, I start looking in the other direction to see what's going on.
Precisely.
Trump is kicking ass.
Trump is building the wall.
Trump is sorting out the government.
It's really not.
No, the time for swords was during the election.
Now we oil them up and put them back in their sheets and we work on ourselves.
And yeah, like I have another thought that I want to share with you.
That the idea of a white nationalist United States, I don't think it's going to happen.
Yeah.
50% of the whites are useless cucks.
They're soy, they're weak, they're stupid.
At least it's more like 90%, but we're going to say 50%.
Okay, like a bunch of them might be stupid, but they'd be willing to follow orders.
Okay.
So we'll say 50% of them are useless.
Only 50% are any good.
And that's nowhere near a plurality.
Where areas?
I think the future for America, if there's a future, which there very well might not be, but if there's a future, it's going to be the whites and the Asians aligning with each other.
The Asians are beginning to wake up to the fact that Democrats don't like them very much because they're too high achieving.
Yeah.
And I think, guys, if you want a future, network with Asians.
Asians have a lot of the good traditions that we've lost.
And they tend to lack the charisma of the whites.
Yeah, we just need to fix.
They just need to fix China first because, you know, China's become a bit of a nuisance.
Oh, I don't listen.
I don't mean the again, an Asian from China is basically our enemy, our rival.
Okay, I'm talking about an Asian that's landed in America.
That's abandoned China or Japan or what have you.
Yeah.
Yeah, we want the Japanese because, you know, we like their anime.
Or Koreans.
I personally like the Koreans.
Yeah, but you know, the Japanese, you know, so many people love being weebs.
So I like playing video games and it evens itself out.
And Koreans love their video games.
Okay.
Seems like everyone talks about Japanese video games because that's where a lot of our video games come from.
Let's just say that the Koreans actually have anti-cheat laws, like actual laws.
Like you can get caught with like, you can go to jail for turning on hacks in Korea.
Really?
I'm not joking.
You will go to jail.
See, that's the problem I have with some East Asian countries is that they are really authoritarian with how they want to police people and stuff.
It just is a bit of a turnoff sometimes.
Well, Korea is the place where people were fucking like dying of exhaustion from playing video games for 30 hours straight, you know, or 48 hours straight.
Okay.
I can see why they would need a law like that.
Yeah, but I guess, I mean, do they understand the concept of common sense where it's like, you know, be rational and stuff.
Be reasonable.
America is the place.
I was just watching this video on Facebook.
America is the place where, well, Monday to Friday, 9 to 5, we have to be regular, normal people and pay all our bills on time and be boring.
So on the weekends, we just like pony play.
They actually get together and do pony play.
All of our outfits are either made from actual tackle gear for horses or based upon it.
And it's like, I can just tell when he gets into pony space.
What the fuck is pony play?
One person pretends to be a horse and the other person gets driven around by them.
They put on outfits for it.
It's like shittiest.
This is ponyplay.
This is like the shittiest sex ever.
Oh, yeah, I've been seeing that on Twitter.
The thing is like a fucking vision from a melatone-infused nightmare.
Holy shit.
That is disturbing.
That's like, wow.
So the Asian countries got their problems.
We got this problem.
It's like, maybe, and I was saying, we're just boring people Monday to Friday.
We just need maybe I shouldn't be boring Monday to Friday.
Maybe you should go do something useful with your life instead of being useless Monday to Friday and being creepy Saturday and Sunday.
I'm only creepy on Saturday.
On Sunday, I go confess.
No, but in all seriousness, they definitely should be more interesting.
But anyway, interesting.
It's just stupid.
Like, can you imagine?
How is this even fun?
You have to pretend to be a horse owner to your partner who's pretending to be a horse.
Now we need to queue up that fucking common Philip Tuvaleres' video on people who pretend to be dogs.
Oh, I need to watch more of him.
Like one time, I gave my girlfriend a horsey back ride to the bedroom, okay?
And she was giggling like a schoolgirl because it was ridiculous.
This isn't that.
These people are deadly serious about this.
This is insane.
Yeah, it's almost like Americans, we have kind of the opposite problems that Asians have, where it's like, we just have, I don't know, maybe too much not caring about like ourselves and stuff.
Whereas the Asians kind of the opposite.
Well, they have a very altruistic, you know, I must do this because it is expected of me.
They have a very honor-based system.
And I don't want to, I know that sounds kind of, you know, archetypical, but it's not question.
You don't question things.
You know, I worked before with Koreans, and one of the things I learned the hard way is don't look at them in the eyes.
They take offense to that.
So I was fucking staring at a lot of them, and I apparently got, you know, talked down to by the jar.
It's fucking weird.
The ones that come here tend to adjust.
It seems like a lot of Asians that immigrate here, it's like they just kind of want to get away from the whole strict culture, like, you know, Japan, Korea, and China.
And keep in mind, like, I've pointed this out before, that the sheer number of Asian SJWs is actually proof that they acclimatize quite well to Western culture.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you don't see any black SJWs, or they're very, very rare.
You see Black Lives Matter, but not social justice warriors.
What's the difference?
Because they kind of seem to act very much alike.
Oh, the social justice warriors are more concerned with fat acceptance and not judging gay sex.
Huh, but they use the term Black Lives Matter just so much.
Oh, yeah, they support Black Lives Matter.
There's a distinct flavor, a pathheady to it.
The Black Lives Matter, they're angry and they're like, give me money, white man.
Whereas the SJW says, you can't judge.
Don't judge things.
Everyone's equal.
But they kind of want the same thing where they want to establish like a racially, like a, like a very identitarian socialist system.
Oh, man, Larson Halek, who you should check out on YouTube.
He's got some great videos making fun of PUAs.
They're hilarious.
He says, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Asian social justice is 90% whining about sexual frustration.
So is white social justice.
Yeah.
Social justice is all about I can't get laid.
It's like, well, if you have, like, Elliot Rogers would have been a perfect candidate for social justice.
I can't get laid.
Have you ever approached a girl?
Well, no.
That's why you're not getting laid, Faggot.
Well, it's not just you can't get laid.
It's the fact that we are so, I want to say, balkanized as a culture in the West that I can't find a place to meet quote-unquote girls.
And this is me speaking strictly, that we're so bulganized, I can go into one subculture and to another subculture and to another subculture.
And the only thing that we have in common is, oh, you watch MSNBC?
Oh, I watch MSNBC.
Oh, you like Trump?
I love Trump.
Awesome.
And that's about it.
You know, it's very, very harsh right now.
All right, let me.
I was just giving my friend this advice.
I'm going to give it to you.
When shit, we meant to go out to the bar, but this broken hand kind of stopped us, even though it's stampede we're going to all the salutes are out when you're at the bar, when you're in a social environment, guys, you need to learn to approach women.
Okay?
So don't have a list of standards in your head.
What you do when you're at the bar is you look around and find a woman making eye contact with you and then approach her.
Well, if she's black, you might want to wear a condom, but.
Well, guys, if you want to be a really good Christian, you don't have to close the deal, but you need to learn how to flirt.
Because what you're going to do is, if you have a bunch of rules in your head about what women you'll approach, then every single woman that looks at you, you're going to rationalize an excuse not to approach her when really it's just cowardice.
Because yeah, I know we're all scared of approaching women.
Do it anyway.
Just walk up to say, hey, babe, you know, I'll be honest, I'd really like to have a shower with you.
Yeah.
The problem is now everyone's like paranoid about the whole you approach a girl and then she starts like screaming sexual harassment and then you get kicked out and stuff.
That's what you stand there and laugh and push her even harder.
Honestly, I love, oh, God.
What I love even more than picking up chicks is shitting on girls that are entitled.
You know, like I found out a girl works in an airport and I hate airport security.
So I just started shitting on her and calling her County McSky clown.
And nobody ever talks shit to women.
It like devastated her night.
She's like, oh, wait, fuck you, you fucking faggot.
You suck dick.
Another girl was wearing a slutty outfit, which disgusted me, and she noticed that.
So she came over to my table, started bopping her ass in front of my table.
So I looked her in the eyes and said, I can see your HPV showing.
She's honestly, you fucking suck dick, you faggot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, God.
Ruining a chick's night is even better than picking her up, in my opinion.
Yeah.
And I'll bring more ice.
But yeah, if you're going to flirt with a black chick, be sure to have condoms.
With respects, you know, my main issue, at least when it comes to me, is that I don't want to.
Like, I don't think that I think that the way that the culture is set up, people are not invested in a long-term wham.
They're more interested programmed for wham bam thank you, ma'am, as opposed to, you know, hey, you know, let's hang out, let's talk.
Hey, maybe we'll meet again sometime.
They're not interested in that.
They just want to have sex.
And I don't want them to do that personally.
So.
Well, go flirt with them anyway.
I can't.
I mean, I can, but I don't think it's right.
I don't want to, I don't think it's ethical.
Yeah, it's ethical.
It's fun.
Well, it is fun.
I will give you that, but I don't think it's ethical to play with people's hearts like that.
I don't think you're going to stop playing with people's hearts any more than setting up five websites to sell five different shirts that don't actually exist, but seeing which website gets the most clicks.
That's not unethical.
That's testing the marketplace for what is out there.
And going up and flirting with chicks, you're not breaking anybody's heart.
You're not lying to anybody.
You're just flirting with people.
It's all about misdirection.
You're practicing your skills.
You're getting yourself out there.
And it's fun.
Okay.
Okay.
People like being flirted with, even if it doesn't go anywhere.
Well, I mean, if you're going to play that card, couldn't we argue then that what's the difference between flirting and you know teasing?
None, based on what you're telling me.
I love teasing.
Sometimes my girlfriend demonstrates her bench press technique while nude.
Okay.
Anyhow.
But there is an issue when it comes to bonding with people, at least in this culture right now.
You have to have commonalities.
And right now, I just got paid and I'm trying to figure out what the hell I want to do.
Yeah.
I was also there's a certain amount of you got to trust in the Lord.
Okay.
But you got to be out there.
And you know what?
Maybe you're going to be flirting with a girl that you think she's just looking for a one-night stand.
Maybe you don't think it's anything, but you really wind up making a connection with her.
Yeah, yeah, it's just today's so many people want, like, you know, want very superficial connections and stuff.
Like, if you go on some dating website, some of the descriptions for some of the girls are like really, I don't know, they want you basically to believe everything that they believe in and stuff.
Yeah, I, well, I'm not really in.
I haven't dated for a long time, so it's hard to say.
But yeah, I don't think the dating sites are working very well right now.
They aren't.
They aren't, honestly.
Because everybody's looking for the perfect match.
Honestly, you don't know what the perfect match is until you find it.
Yeah, mostly they're dead.
I'll tell you that.
Like, I went to Catholic Singles, what have you.
No one's on.
There are a bunch of dead accounts again.
And it's really hard because, guess what?
When you have a niche, like, let's say you're basing off of conservatism, your ideology, your skin tone, all these different things, whittle it down to next to nothing.
The point where there's like one or five matches within your vicinity.
Well, and these aren't really the important things either.
No, they're not.
But at the same time, I mean, compatibility with your partner should not be based merely on aesthetics, but should also be based on your values.
And no one has values outside of, oh, did the Niners win?
Oh, did the football?
And we just got Echo Charlie Leon join.
How's it going, brother?
Barely coming through.
Speak again.
Guys got going in and out.
I think it's my connection.
What are your thoughts?
Well, can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you now.
Yeah.
But also, it's just like normal dating websites, they tend to, yeah, they tend to have a lot of SJWs on them.
My advice to those guys out there who are brave enough or actually want to get shit done, go and meet people in Neat Space.
I guarantee you they're just as awkward as you are.
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
I have found like church is a terrible place to meet women.
I just don't see any young women at church.
No young single women either.
Anyway, I agree.
Plenty of married, pregnant women, but no young single women at church.
Look into hiking groups.
Go to meetup.com.
Yeah.
find activities worth doing and go do those and yeah approach go Go talk to women.
Go flirt with flirt with the old woman at the checkout counter.
Okay.
You're obviously not trying to have sex with her, but it's still flirting.
Flirting's just fun.
Wow.
And if you see a woman making eye contact with you across the room, go over and speak with her.
And don't listen to these retards who are like, good girls, you're just looking for birth shirts.
I love that particular argument from these idiots.
It's like, good girls don't go to bars.
You know, small-town girls don't go to bars.
Have you people ever been to one of those little shit splat small towns in like North Dakota or wherever?
The bars, everyone goes to the bar there because it's the only place where you can actually, you know, the only place that's a public space.
Okay.
It's the bar, the church, and if you're lucky, the public library.
And yeah, you learn a little bit of misdirection.
You know, like I was saying to the bartendress, you know, a few weeks, a few weeks back, I looked her up and down when she came over and said, I like the yoga pants.
I used to work at a bar in a bar by the bar back, so I've seen some shit.
Yeah, I like to perform magic for some of these chicks.
I think bar tricks are always fun, also.
And it's a great way to start conversations with some of these chicks.
You know, like if you could win bar bets and stuff and you could explain to them, it's a great way to, well, it's a great way to have a conversation starter.
So like bet five bucks if they can, you know, pick a like if they can somehow, you know, get all the liquid of let's say alcohol into a into the glass and you show them how it's done at the end of the day.
You light like a straw and then you put a glass cup over it and it's absorbs in the alcohol because of the atmospheric pressure and shit like that.
They love that one.
And have good stories to tell.
That's a huge story, Davis.
I used to talk a lot about you know, girls, you know, that's what because I have so much stories to tell because I used to work at a bar, so I always say I just stepped up, but I just pulled something back in the back of my head and it's like one big thing and one thing other.
and I rarely get there at any time to tell a little bit episodic because some of the guys I see come back and forth so they become a little legend in my bar.
You have to have stories.
And that's.
I gotta ask you guys, how many people have the ability to tell stories?
Oh, I have the ability to do it.
I just don't think it's going to be coherent, so to speak.
And even then, the problem with me is most of my stories are confidential and I can't exactly, you know, I have a lot of shit to say, but most of it's circumstantial.
I have nothing to show for it.
You know, I have no, I have scars, but not in the places I could show, you know.
Yeah, I can tell I could tell a story, but a lot of times when I'm a bar, I'm just drunk and stuff.
Fictionalize it.
Yeah, yes, fictionalize it.
Like, listen, Las Vegas.
Everything in fear and loathing in Las Vegas more or less happened, but not in the exact time scale that he put together.
Like when you come up with a really good story from your life, you got to fictionalize it a little bit.
Not lying, not I beat up 30 white knights at the club like Little Dark.
Okay, but you fix it a little bit.
Maybe you combine two people into one person because it's simpler to tell the story, right?
And you come up with a good five-minute story that keeps people entertained.
Yeah, you got to stretch the truth.
You know, don't be afraid to expose yourself, you know.
Or you are the main character of that story, regardless.
Exactly.
Let's hear about something your buddy did.
Oh, with me?
Okay.
So let me just think.
So, yeah.
Well, it's just a little stretch by your story.
So I asked, it's like about two in the morning.
I'm playing PlayStation.
I get a fucking call from my cousin and just like say, yo, dude, I need you to get meet me.
I need you to meet me 10 blocks down the fucking mud street.
It's like, what the fuck is going on?
Apparently, he was been running around with a fucking bro, you know, sprained ankle.
And it's like about six drinks eggs of whiskey.
So I have to do it.
He had to carry this fucking idiot around the black back to the apartment while he's just screaming obscenities to Polish people.
That sounds interesting.
Who is it?
Kim Nielsen asks, is that how the HPV story evolved, Davis?
See, there's some things I leave out of the HPV story.
For instance, there were kind of two incidences.
Okay, we were sitting in the bar just trying to eat our dinner.
We actually had some expensive video equipment with us.
So when she came over and did the butt dance, I looked at her and said, your HPV is showing.
She screamed at us, and my buddy kind of touched me.
He's like, oh, we've got expensive shit.
We don't want her damaging us.
I'm like, yeah.
It's like, whatever.
You know, I was like, do I need to call the bartender to get you to leave me alone?
Then she fucked off.
And then she was yelling at us when we left the bar.
Like, I leave that part.
Like, it doesn't detract anything from the story for leaving it out.
But it doesn't add anything to the story to mention every single detail that, you know, like this happened.
For the record, the dogfight story, that's basically every detail I remember.
Oh, yeah.
The one, yeah.
And then when I get inside, because the ambulance was called, I pull the knife out of my pocket and throw it onto the couch because I don't want to deal with ambos or cops when I have a knife on me.
So again, if this is, yeah, this actually goes back to that, that like non-violence is harder than violence.
Okay, like if I, if the two dogs have been attacking me, I would have pulled out my knife, stabbed both of them.
I'd probably have some puncture wounds on my forearm.
But, you know, you put some polysporn on that, tape it up, you're all good.
Wouldn't have any broken fingers.
But because they were attacking each other and I was trying to separate the two, because I like both the dogs.
Yeah, that's how I get the broken fingers.
Yeah, I agree.
That's what I looked like when the ambo showed up.
And I was almost passing out at that point.
I was like the adrenaline crash and the loss of blood and also the physical exhaustion because I'd just come back from the gym when all of this went down.
And when you're in a fight, your body cranks everything up to the red line.
Everything goes to 11.
And it's like running a freaking marathon.
So I was zoning in and out of consciousness, just barely holding myself conscious, conscious when this was happening.
Thank God my buddy was there to help me with all of this.
And yeah, my middle finger is just kind of sagging.
It was actually glued to my ring finger with blood for most of the time.
And I just kind of left it like that because it was keeping it more or less stable.
Good times, man.
Good times.
There's still blood splattered all over the front step.
Thank you.
I like those.
They asked me if I had cuts on my legs.
I said, look at the boots.
Do you think I have any cuts on my legs?
They are very thick leather.
Boots are the only way to go, ladies and gentlemen, when it comes to like actual worthwhile, I could do anything with these type of shoes, boots.
So get this.
I got you guys one.
It's from another bar story from one of my bartenders.
He called it the Father's Day Massacre.
So a part, so six years old, his father decides to go with a bike ride with him, you know?
And there's a brand new little bike that he bought him, okay?
So on his bike ride, this guy was like a, like, how old was he?
Like, 35-year-old Italian knee head hits the hits the fucking gym a lot all right and for some reason a black guy gets it as attention So he starts barking back at him and starts to proceed to beat the shit out of him.
So then his girl right next to him pulls the knife, grabs the knife, tosses it away, and just throws it.
And all of a sudden he starts running with his kid with the bike over his shoulder.
Then he decides to say, say, Junior, that's what he calls him it.
Say he's a junior, pull the bike.
Then it's just one thing after another.
It's one fight after another.
It's like somebody just chased down.
Eventually, he just tossed the bike in front of the bus over the bridge.
The brand new bike.
Then they finally got back home on foot.
And his father just screamed and said, Junior, from now on, today will be known as the Father's Day Massacre.
Damn.
Oh, by the way, guys, sorry, finish the story.
No, that's what it, and I'm trying to recollect what he said.
He was like, apparently he just beat down six different guys that are running away.
It didn't start with the black couple.
That was the funny thing.
I don't know how the hell he's like, he proceeded to, you know, beat some down the road and then he beat some other dude up and then running away from that.
Then he beat some other dude down.
I can't tell you guys how awesome it felt going to the hospital and they put me on this nice comfy stretcher and I'm just laying back there.
It was a comfy stretcher, man.
And then the nurses come and they're cleaning my wounds and stitching them up, injecting me with painkillers.
I'm like, oh, this is so awesome.
I deserve this.
I earned this.
I'm getting treated like a baby right now.
And I love it.
I love it.
Even though I love it.
And then they put the opiates in it.
I'm like, hey, these are okay.
oh i probably should have got the hose out and sprayed the dogs down Yeah, you should have, honestly.
That was something that I would have done.
What can I say?
I've got the infantry instincts, you know, charge towards the ambush.
Something stupid is going down.
I run towards it.
it was davis you didn't you know when they're rolling around in the hospital they were carrying a you know a scanner gun So he said it again.
Well, that's what they do.
Everything you touch, they scan it, and it gets a charge.
And so the insurance company negotiates the price, whatever the hell you touch.
Be the opioids, the pillows, whatever the fuck you touched on your little trip, they scan it.
Canadian healthcare, man.
Now, the day after my surgery, you know, then I got the other side of Canadian healthcare.
Well, actually, I guess I did it this day.
Like, I didn't actually get surgery until a day after it happened.
So for one day, my hand was in a cast with my fingers at completely the wrong angle.
But, you know, I didn't pay for anything.
Well, that's the whole point.
You're not supposed to pay everything.
Especially with if you have health insurance.
That's what I was told then.
All they do is that every, so if you go through the ERs, for some reason, you're being, I don't know, just you're just, you know, cartwheeled everywhere.
And you're just, and then they're just scanning, scanning, standing price.
And then they send the bill to the health insurance company.
And they call them back, say, we don't like this price, knock it down.
It's just back and forth between until they agreed on a price that the health insurance pays them.
Then you get a call from the then you get a call from them and just say, all right, we're gonna raise up your insurance.
depending on what the hell just happened to you, how much did it cost him.
So what are you going to be doing for work now?
Do you like workman's comp or something, Davis?
Well, no workers' conference that wasn't on the job.
And by the way, I just sent Luke a picture of my dog looking like an asshole.
Also, it'll be good.
Let me get a she actually got fairly injured in the fight, so she hasn't been as eager to fight, which I enjoy.
Well, like I said earlier, I'm planning to, I'm gonna see if there's you know a possibility of moving forward the whole YouTube thing, because the blood sports is really been like a fire in an old growth forest killing off the things that need to be killed off.
So, you know, maybe I make some really good viral videos.
We'll see what happens with all of that.
And I also have I can't talk about it, but there's another thing I'm looking at involved with a few buddies.
Very plausible business that needs somebody with my talents.
But you know what?
The construction has been completely anemic.
So, like this, it was making me enough money I couldn't quit, but it wasn't making me good money.
So, yeah, I have a number of puncture wounds in my arm, thanks to that stupid dog.
That's a very, very like looks like a orcish dog almost.
Oh, the figures take the healthier wars in the film?
Wargs?
Wargs?
Yeah, wargs.
Yeah, fucking those violin-like dogs.
The fucking movie.
Yeah, yes.
Wargs.
Face Wargs.
It looks like it has fangs.
Those things are.
It looks creepy as hell.
Holy shit.
The pagan Heatherthrun?
Urakai, yes.
The Urakai.
It does look like an Urakai.
I think she's actually a mix of German Shepherd and Blue Healer.
It fits the personality.
Both are very sarcastic, and she's a very sarcastic dog.
Very intelligent, but seldom listens to me.
At the same time, she won't eat bacon I leave on the counter.
Like, she respects me, follows me, just doesn't always listen to me.
So it's a little seasoned sass.
And she doesn't start fights with dogs, but if a dog is being ornery, she will provoke it until it starts a fight with her.
And then she'll usually win the fight.
Yeah, space dog, your trouble.
No wonder you got returned to the pound three times.
She makes the other dogs horny.
She's a mama dog.
Yes.
Yeah, and the other dog is huge and wolf-like.
Probably is a wolf, given the circumstances in the area that you're in.
Well, it's a Malamute, so it's half-wolf.
So it's like Baldo then.
Everyone knows that fucking reference.
But anyway, yeah, half-wolf dog.
Those things are wild, they might have a picture of it.
Oh, you have a picture?
I'd like to see it.
I wonder that that influences their psychology, know how to know the domination factor.
So, completely different with dogs and wolves.
Well, wolves have a particular hierarchy, they have to establish like Yalfa, Yappa, gets the first gym and eats the liver where everyone else goes down and goes down the chain.
And the omegas basically don't get anything, probably just bits of hair or just bits of bone.
There we go.
Here's a picture of the other dog, sending it to Luke right now.
So, yeah, they're both very alpha dogs.
Uh, my dog is on being the alpha, or I should say the beta.
I'm the alpha, she follows me, but she needs to dominate every other dog she meets.
Well, that does make sense.
Uh, the liver is more nutrient-rich, it has more vitamin C and shit like that.
Probably why the alphas have more of a better coat exactly makes sense with all the essential oils and all that, right?
The liver is where everything's at.
Probably secondary to that would be the heart, you know.
Then the rest is just um, yeah, just a little bit garbage right there.
All right, so yeah, those are the two dogs that I had to separate.
That's a big dog, yeah.
Like I said, mine's 90 pounds, it's about 120, 130.
And you know what?
Thank goodness dogs have tougher skin than we do because they were really mauling each other, but there's not too much damage done to either of them.
It looks like a husky, not a maul and mute.
I don't know if that's the same thing.
Well, uh, Malmute is like half husky, half wolf, or something like that.
Malmutes are bigger than huskies, yeah, it's very large.
Oh, yeah, I see the comparison now.
Yeah, one is way bigger, one looks like a fucking like oh, what the hell they call it?
Uh, the the the where not the were dogs, the dire wolves, yeah, those actually existed back in the day, yeah, they did, yeah.
So, you fought a dire wolf then, a dire wolf and a German shepherd, holy shit, dire wolf broke my big dog gene.
It was a good time with that biolog.
Yep, that's good.
How fast, well, folks, I think we're kind of out of material, and honestly, guys, I am really exhausted.
I've been taking a lot of naps since this happened.
I'm healing up still, and uh, and like I said, I'm kind of doped up on opiates right now and whiskey.
So, I hope this has been a good podcast.
I don't really know if it was or not.
I think we had some good conversations, and God bless every single one of you that was listening.
Uh, once again, I'm gonna repeat the title: guys, bones heal, chicks take scars, and glory is forever.
So, you know, go out there, approach the girl, walk up, go look around.
There's a girl looking at you, go talk to her.
Okay, that's how girls indicate they want you to talk to her.
They look at you, they give you the bedroom eyes.
Go approach that girl, go talk to her, see what happens.
You don't know, go do something interesting so you have a story to tell at the end of the day.
Uh, thanks to everybody that's been on.
Uh, God bless every one of you.
Go check out Matt Forney's TerrorHouseMag.com.
Go check that shit out.
It's good stuff.
Thanks to everybody for the well wishes and the prayers.
I do seem like my fingers are back in the right position.
Okay, so I looked at them before the casket.
I did not look while the surgeon was doing all the magic stuff to my hand.
Okay, I was trying very hard not to look at it.
But at the end, my fingers were back into the normal position.
