In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd - SAVE Our Elections | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels Jones & Catturd – Ep. 964 – 2/4/2026 Aired: 2026-02-04 Duration: 59:35 === Save Act Stalling (15:02) === [00:00:59] Hello, hello, hello. [00:01:01] Today is Wednesday, February 4th, 2026, episode number 964. [00:01:09] Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show. [00:01:16] You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd. [00:01:20] Hey there, Cat. [00:01:21] How are you? [00:01:23] Hey, hey, hey. [00:01:24] How goes it today? [00:01:25] Good. [00:01:26] I'm in the litter box, as you know. [00:01:30] We got a copyright strike yesterday. [00:01:33] So I have to go to copyright school because I played the Bill Gates and Melinda Gates. [00:01:39] I mean, the Melinda Gates clip from NPR. [00:01:42] And so I am being punished. [00:01:45] You've been a bad girl. [00:01:47] I have been a very bad girl. [00:01:49] But hey, you know, I mean, things could be worse. [00:01:51] Maybe I'll learn something, you know? [00:01:53] I mean, this copyright thing, I don't want to take anybody's information. [00:01:57] However, I felt like it was really important to see her perspective and to get it firsthand. [00:02:05] I feel like people should be able to watch something like that, especially when our taxpayers fund 2% of it. [00:02:12] I don't know if that's much about it. [00:02:14] Make it even funnier and NPR is going broke down bankrupt and they're out. [00:02:17] Right. [00:02:18] And you see who have been the big contributors to keeping them on air. [00:02:24] People like the Gates. [00:02:27] And he came back with a rebuttal. [00:02:29] He denied everything, of course. [00:02:30] But that's how, yeah. [00:02:35] Bill syphilis clapgate. [00:02:40] Oh, my God. [00:02:41] We've been calling him God. [00:02:44] We didn't do it. [00:02:45] We just didn't do it. [00:02:46] It's all there in black and white. [00:02:47] We didn't do it. [00:02:48] Of course. [00:02:48] We went to Rape Island, like Reid Hoffman, that piece of crap. [00:02:54] I went to Rape Island over and over and over. [00:02:56] He said to do PR. [00:03:00] It's really ridiculous. [00:03:01] The whole thing is, they're just going to deny it, just like Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton are just going to deny. [00:03:07] They don't feel like they can be proven, anything else can be proven because I do believe they feel like most everything is expired or can't be proven or it's their word against it. [00:03:18] Most of it is expired. [00:03:19] That's it. [00:03:19] That's the problem. [00:03:20] They allow a lot of this stuff to run on out. [00:03:23] But yeah, we were calling him Gonorrhea Gates. [00:03:27] Rob came up with that, and someone said, Jules, did you just write that? [00:03:31] And I'm like, bad influences all around me right now. [00:03:34] And now I find myself going to censorship school, right? [00:03:38] Copyright school. [00:03:39] Golly, terrible, terrible, terrible day so far. [00:03:46] I never get in trouble. [00:03:47] Or at least I try not to. [00:03:49] And then all of a sudden, when it does come, it comes in three. [00:03:51] So beware. [00:03:53] I'm dangerous today. [00:03:55] Oh, gosh. [00:03:57] So we've got the show, which we named Save Our Elections, because it is most important for all of you to give everyone over there in the Senate, even Collins Murkowski, give them a call. [00:04:12] Let them know how important this is to you. [00:04:15] It's a huge issue. [00:04:17] We cannot have people that are not citizens of this country continuing to vote in our elections. [00:04:22] It seems up there. [00:04:24] Yeah. [00:04:25] He won't even do it. [00:04:27] If you don't want to nuke it, you got to nuke it for this. [00:04:30] Right. [00:04:31] This is so important. [00:04:33] It is. [00:04:33] It really is. [00:04:34] Democrats are on death rattle. [00:04:36] If this happens, they're done. [00:04:38] They cheat. [00:04:38] That's the only way they can win is to cheat and cheat big time. [00:04:41] Not only cheat in the election, but cheat with all your tax money. [00:04:44] They give them all their little groups they bring in from overseas and give them millions of dollars while you suffer. [00:04:50] It's disgusting. [00:04:51] It is. [00:04:52] It's really disgusting. [00:04:53] Well, I mean, the fact that you've got a leader that we didn't choose, right? [00:04:57] I mean, we knew this was part of McConnell's, you know, gaggle of hens. [00:05:02] But of course, McConnell found himself in the hospital. [00:05:05] He's not even there. [00:05:07] I mean, that is complete and total elder abuse if I've ever seen it before in my life. [00:05:12] I mean, between the people that the lobbyists and those that donate to his campaigns, the donors, the donor class, and then everybody else that is, you know, a McConnell fan, they're just pushing him up there, just like they did by Dianne Feinstein. [00:05:29] I mean, really, McConnell, he can't even stand on his own two feet. [00:05:34] How many times has he fallen? [00:05:38] Not enough. [00:05:39] Well, it may have been his last. [00:05:41] We don't know. [00:05:42] I mean, he's in the hospital as we speak. [00:05:44] So I don't know what's going to come out of that or if we ever think that. [00:05:48] Why is he falling? [00:05:48] Not enough. [00:05:51] Tell us how you really feel, Kat. [00:05:53] Oh, my gosh. [00:05:55] He says, I mean, God, just and he's just, and they just hate Trump so much. [00:05:59] He wants to make sure he gets that Trump hate in before he dies. [00:06:02] Yeah. [00:06:03] And he's got nobody in his family who obviously loves him at all. [00:06:06] Right. [00:06:07] Because it was my granddad or my dad. [00:06:09] I'd be saying, that's it, buddy. [00:06:10] You got it. [00:06:11] Look it up. [00:06:12] Enjoy the last few with your family. [00:06:15] I mean, you know, and he's not all there. [00:06:19] I mean, he isn't. [00:06:20] You have seen him mumble. [00:06:21] You've seen him have, I don't know what they are, mini strokes or what, where he stares into the camera. [00:06:25] He doesn't know where he is. [00:06:26] I don't even know what that is. [00:06:27] I don't know either. [00:06:28] Glitch McConnell is what they're calling. [00:06:30] That's right. [00:06:31] Well, you know, I have one of your posts up here where you're talking about all of this and more. [00:06:36] If skunk Mitch McConnell 2.0, John Thune, won't pass the Save Act, he should be booed and mocked everywhere he goes. [00:06:44] And it should be the end of his political career. [00:06:46] He should lose his next primary worse than Liz Cheney. [00:06:49] Our country can't survive anymore with these George Bush clone losers in Congress. [00:06:55] Enough of these spineless, weakling, coward sellouts. [00:06:59] I couldn't agree with you more. [00:07:02] Gosh, it's so simple to save the country. [00:07:04] And you're not going to do it, are you? [00:07:07] Nope. [00:07:08] No, no. [00:07:08] He lied to everybody to get his bill passed. [00:07:10] And then he said, y'all, if y'all pass the bill, then I'll do that. [00:07:13] And then he didn't do it. [00:07:16] Who does that sound like? [00:07:17] All of them. [00:07:20] Yeah, Kevin McCarthy. [00:07:22] I mean, come on, really? [00:07:24] The whole thing is so bad. [00:07:25] And we've already experienced this the first time around with President Trump. [00:07:29] And so to have this happen again during his second term at about the same time where they really start pushing up against all of the things that he wants to do for America, all the things that he ran on. [00:07:44] It's completely preposterous. [00:07:48] It's so out of line. [00:07:49] I mean, we had to deal with Paul Ryan. [00:07:52] He did this to President Trump the first time around, and Mitch McConnell did it. [00:07:57] Now we've got Thune and we've got Johnson. [00:08:01] I mean, really? [00:08:04] Is this how you want the party to be defined? [00:08:06] The country wants it. [00:08:07] I mean, CNN did the thing. [00:08:09] Like 84% of the. [00:08:10] 85%. [00:08:11] Yeah, want it. [00:08:12] And then every group blocks for 78%. [00:08:15] Hispanics are everybody wants this. [00:08:18] Why aren't you doing it? [00:08:19] That's exactly right. [00:08:20] The only people don't want the Democrats so they can keep cheating. [00:08:23] This is outrageous. [00:08:26] 83%. [00:08:28] Sorry, we were both wrong. [00:08:29] You said 84. [00:08:29] I said 85. [00:08:30] Here you go. [00:08:30] 83, which means it was probably a lot higher than that if it's coming from CNN. [00:08:34] But yes. [00:08:36] They want voter ID. [00:08:38] Why wouldn't you? [00:08:38] I mean, do you really want your vote to be canceled out? [00:08:41] If you do, come on over to California because I can guarantee you it is. [00:08:47] I miss being able to have my vote count and where I make a difference. [00:08:52] I don't have that here. [00:08:54] Should move to Florida. [00:08:55] I mean, well, see, Florida is just amazing. [00:08:59] We'll bring you alive. [00:09:02] Florida is not a bad place to be. [00:09:05] Oh, my gosh. [00:09:07] It's such a beautiful place. [00:09:09] I love Florida. [00:09:10] Absolutely love Florida. [00:09:12] But, I mean, this clown, what are we going to do? [00:09:16] We've got Senator Leader. [00:09:19] Blow up his song lines, number one. [00:09:21] That's the best thing. [00:09:24] That is the best thing. [00:09:26] No save act, no peace. [00:09:27] No save act, no peace. [00:09:30] We will haunt your dreams. [00:09:31] Yes, we will. [00:09:33] Well, Scott Pressler is up there. [00:09:35] I'm so proud of Scott for doing that. [00:09:37] I think that is so great. [00:09:38] They need to see him. [00:09:39] They need to hear from him. [00:09:41] But he's already working his magic. [00:09:43] Breaking 26 senators are now co-sponsoring Senator-based Mike Lee's Save America Act. [00:09:49] And here's the list of them. [00:09:54] They got to get through. [00:09:55] They got to get all of them. [00:09:56] Yep. [00:09:57] You don't see Murkowski, do you? [00:09:59] Of course not. [00:10:00] It's the same suspects. [00:10:03] Not Collins either. [00:10:06] Who? [00:10:06] God, I can't stand them two idiots. [00:10:08] They're the worst. [00:10:10] They really are. [00:10:12] Graham's on board. [00:10:14] Cruz is on board. [00:10:15] Banks, Blackburn, Britt, Bud, Cornyn, Cotton, Crapo, Danes, Fisher. [00:10:23] Crapo. [00:10:23] Crapo is on board. [00:10:26] God. [00:10:27] Haggerty, Holly, Johnson, Lankford. [00:10:30] Her name is Crapo. [00:10:31] I think I'd change it. [00:10:33] Senator Crapo. [00:10:36] We should have him as a guest. [00:10:38] Hey, Crapo, you want to come in the litter box? [00:10:41] Yeah. [00:10:43] Senator Crapo, you're in the litter box. [00:10:48] And we're talking about politics, which is a lot more of that. [00:10:52] Oh, my gosh. [00:10:53] Loomis, Lankford, Johnson, Marshall, Moody, Morin, Moreno, Ricketts, Rick Scott, Reese, Schmidt, Sheehy, and Tuberville. [00:11:04] Tommy Tuberville. [00:11:05] He's great. [00:11:06] So you've got that Senator Mike Lee plus 26 co-sponsors, 27 senators all together. [00:11:15] We need proof of citizenship and voter ID. [00:11:19] It's very obvious if you haven't been paying attention. [00:11:24] There's no one that would go against something like that that really cared about the state of their, you know, this country. [00:11:33] And you've got Schumer, who's just totally freaking out over the whole thing. [00:11:38] They got to freak out because it's the end of the Democrat Party as we know it. [00:11:41] And it's there and it could happen this week. [00:11:42] But no, the Republicans won't do it. [00:11:46] Chuck Schumer just admitted that he will fight tooth and nail to block voter ID and citizenship. [00:11:54] What kind of argument is this? [00:11:57] This is crazy. [00:11:58] This is nonsense. [00:12:02] Come on. [00:12:03] He says that the SAVE Act is a Jim Crow 2.0 abomination. [00:12:07] We will do everything we can to stop it. [00:12:11] There's nothing they can do if they just get rid of the filibuster. [00:12:14] That's right. [00:12:16] There's literally nothing they can do. [00:12:20] Just ridiculous. [00:12:22] I mean, but this is the whole thing. [00:12:25] I mean, it's so sad. [00:12:27] It's time for McConnell to resign. [00:12:29] It just is. [00:12:30] It's ridiculous. [00:12:33] And they're saying, too, you know, it's convenient that it would happen that he would be in the hospital. [00:12:37] I'm not denying that he doesn't belong there, but I am saying it's interesting because you've got 35 members of Congress who are demanding that Mitch McConnell stop stalling scheduling the Senate Rules Committee markup on the SAVE Act so that it can be advanced for a full floor vote. [00:12:58] So we're stalling here. [00:13:02] Look at this. [00:13:03] And McConnell's just sticking around to stick it to Trump. [00:13:05] That's it. [00:13:06] That is, I mean, you know what? [00:13:08] Same thing with Pic Losie. [00:13:09] I mean, this is the hill they're going to die on. [00:13:15] McCain, too. [00:13:16] You remember him? [00:13:18] Yep. [00:13:19] Well, gave us Obamacare. [00:13:21] Gosh. [00:13:22] With a thumbs down. [00:13:24] And loved every piece of crap. [00:13:27] Yes, he was indeed. [00:13:28] That was an evil, evil man. [00:13:32] He was a POW. [00:13:33] Okay, after he did that, then he became evil. [00:13:36] Right. [00:13:38] I mean, when you're evil and you become evil, it doesn't really matter what you did before. [00:13:43] You're still evil at that point. [00:13:45] Oh, gosh. [00:13:46] And he'll always be remembered. [00:13:48] You can work in a monastery until you're 55, get out and go on a killing spree. [00:13:53] Exactly. [00:13:56] Them years don't count. [00:13:57] No, they don't. [00:13:58] And that's the thing, Pat. [00:13:59] I mean, seriously, you don't remember him as anything but, you don't remember him as a war hero. [00:14:06] Right. [00:14:06] You don't remember him for any of the positive things that he may have done in his life. [00:14:10] You only remember him for going up against President Trump and sticking us with Obamacare with his smile on his face and his thumbs down and all of the different people that were part of the establishment that he had in his close little circle and joined ranks to try to, you know, derail everything that President Trump was doing. [00:14:33] So tired of these people. [00:14:35] I really am. [00:14:37] Just ridiculous. [00:14:39] And then the penguins back. [00:14:42] I mean, here he comes, you know, waddling across my screen. [00:14:47] You have Representative Nadler who says Americans would be justified in shooting masked ICE agents. [00:14:57] What kind of thing is that to say? [00:15:02] How do they keep getting away with this? [00:15:03] I don't know. [00:15:07] I do not know. [00:15:10] But yes, he says that Americans would be justified in shooting masked ICE agents. [00:15:16] Who says something like that? [00:15:21] I swear. [00:15:22] Unbelievable. [00:15:23] Yeah. [00:15:24] And what he says is, what is really the major problem in this country today is the fascism in our streets. [00:15:30] Okay, so he's still working off of 2016's playbook. [00:15:34] Nobody gave him the updated memo. [00:15:37] So, yeah, he's still way back there thinking that he can use those same talking points and that that's going to change or move the needle in any way, shape, or form. [00:15:48] Oh, boy. [00:15:49] So we've got all of this. [00:15:51] I mean, you have to realize what these ICE agents are up against. [00:15:56] They face 8,000% increase in death threats against them and their family members. === Fascism In Our Streets (14:15) === [00:16:02] This is according to the DHS. [00:16:04] Calls for violence against ICE agents are coming from Democrats like Jerry Nadler. [00:16:09] They are contributing to shootouts and car ramming incidents. [00:16:13] You have the Department of Homeland Security who released a threatening voicemail left for an immigration and customs enforcement officer in Minnesota on January 24th. [00:16:25] I mean, they're talking about the fact they have got an uptick in all of this, all of these people that are threatening their lives every single day just because they're trying to keep our country safe. [00:16:42] 1,300% in assaults against them. [00:16:48] I mean, they're dealing with, they have a terrible job to begin with. [00:16:51] I mean, they're going after the likes of murderers, pedophiles, rapists, gang members, terrorists. [00:16:56] I mean, the fact that they have anybody there saying, sign me up, Scotty, is amazing. [00:17:03] And then you add all of this on top of it, what these politicians are doing? [00:17:11] No. [00:17:15] That crazy wacko that tried to assassinate Trump was sentenced to life in prison today, plus 84 months. [00:17:21] And isn't that wonderful? [00:17:23] You don't do this shit in Florida. [00:17:26] I'm so glad that happened in Florida. [00:17:28] Since it had to happen, and it did happen, I'm glad it happened there. [00:17:32] It happened. [00:17:33] He's convicted. [00:17:34] He's sentenced. [00:17:35] He's never going to see any light of day, and it's over. [00:17:37] That's how they work here. [00:17:39] Yeah. [00:17:40] And his attorney, Ryan Roth's attorney, Martin Roth, says his client is a remarkable person, and he plans to appeal Roth's sentence to life in prison. [00:17:52] Police. [00:17:54] Yeah, exactly. [00:17:56] Annie Drew Cannon as a judge. [00:17:58] Oh, wonderful. [00:17:59] I like her. [00:18:02] She's a real judge. [00:18:03] Well, she is. [00:18:04] She's doing her job. [00:18:07] Gosh. [00:18:08] Well, and then, of course, you know, the biggest complaints out there are against the ones that are doing the most. [00:18:14] And the inspector general confirms the whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard did not appear credible. [00:18:20] Oh, big surprise. [00:18:23] Hello. [00:18:24] This is exactly what we were talking about yesterday. [00:18:28] The fact that they are complaining about Tulsi Gabbard, and they are trying to come up with all of these stories, and they're running wild with them. [00:18:35] They know they don't have anything on her. [00:18:37] So they have this whistleblower, name unknown, and who they start spreading all of these rumors about her. [00:18:46] And then all of a sudden they find out, oh, no, you're not going to hear anything more from this whistleblower because they're really not that credible. [00:18:54] But they sure had a field day. [00:18:59] Gosh. [00:19:01] I know. [00:19:02] It's just another day in politics here. [00:19:04] It's gotten just so out of control. [00:19:06] Christy Noam, Homeland Secretary Christy Noam, she says that she's considering. [00:19:11] Well, I don't believe this. [00:19:13] This one, I'm not sure if this is real or not, because that would take a lot of effort. [00:19:17] So I'm not even going to bore you with that one. [00:19:21] They're talking about deportating Ma'am Danny. [00:19:23] I'm not sure that's credible. [00:19:25] That's never going to happen. [00:19:26] It will not happen. [00:19:27] No, it will not. [00:19:30] It's interesting to find some stories. [00:19:32] Like a lot of people put out things that are for clicks only. [00:19:36] And even though we try to verify it, until you actually say it out loud, you go, mm, no. [00:19:43] Although he's doing himself in, he can't run New York. [00:19:51] He can't do anything. [00:19:52] He bought a jacket. [00:19:53] It looks like a tinpot dictator jacket, custom jacket that says New York City and has a mayor on the sleeves. [00:19:59] Oh my gosh. [00:20:00] Oh gosh. [00:20:01] It was like something that John Un would wear. [00:20:04] Oh, how embarrassing. [00:20:08] They're up there still campaigning, look, we're going to do this and free everything. [00:20:12] And then meanwhile, you know, the streets are black, you know, no trash is being picked up. [00:20:18] 17 or 18 people's dying because he wouldn't let them, he wouldn't force them to go inside. [00:20:23] Like they always do with the homeless when there's a major storm like that. [00:20:28] Gosh, you're Zoe Vane from the New York Post. [00:20:33] Ma'am Danny couldn't handle the snowstorm, but at least he made a custom embroidered jacket. [00:20:39] The city of New York mayor. [00:20:44] Oh my gosh. [00:20:45] There it is. [00:20:46] See it. [00:20:46] This is embarrassing. [00:20:47] Looks like something Castro would wear. [00:20:49] This is embarrassing. [00:20:51] I mean, the guy can't even remove the snow. [00:20:53] You've got people that died on his watch because of, you know, the weather situation. [00:20:58] You've got homeless people all over the streets. [00:21:01] They had a crazy man try to stab a cop and got shot and he went and visited the crazy man. [00:21:08] Of course. [00:21:08] With a knife. [00:21:09] Because crazy people stick together. [00:21:12] Good God. [00:21:13] Just go to a protest. [00:21:15] Come to Hollywood. [00:21:16] You'll see them everywhere. [00:21:18] The opposite of what's right. [00:21:19] They're going to do every single time. [00:21:21] Of course. [00:21:22] Every single decision they make is the opposite of the right decision. [00:21:25] Oh, gosh. [00:21:27] Oh, my gosh. [00:21:29] Really ridiculous. [00:21:31] I mean, and then you still have these crazy nurses, right? [00:21:35] I mean, they're just running wild. [00:21:38] Chicago nurse fired after his viral video appearing to call on fellow nurses to target ICE agents. [00:21:45] Let them bleed out, he says. [00:21:48] I'm so glad that every single time, and this one has gone into hiding, by the way, because now all of a sudden he's a victim. [00:21:56] And yeah. [00:21:58] Yeah, they fired his ass real quick. [00:22:00] He's like, I'm sorry, but I'm being attacked by MAGA, and I'm not sure if you're ever going to see me again. [00:22:04] Good. [00:22:06] You can't go faster than that. [00:22:07] Two minutes was long enough to see you in my whole lifetime. [00:22:10] That's right. [00:22:11] And so he is going into hiding after what he did. [00:22:17] No longer with the company. [00:22:19] They're just out of touch. [00:22:21] I'm telling you, they live in these bubbles where everything that it's just a TDS, F Trump, and F conservatives all day. [00:22:29] And they sit around and they feed off each other. [00:22:31] And it becomes this big giant black cloud that follows them around like stinky on Charlotte. [00:22:37] On Snoopy. [00:22:39] What was that cock? [00:22:40] It's Stink Pen or whatever. [00:22:42] Oh, oh. [00:22:44] They got that black cloud around them everywhere they go. [00:22:46] Oh, what's that? [00:22:49] So they, who is that? [00:22:51] Who was that? [00:22:52] Stinky. [00:22:53] Stinkpen or stinky pen. [00:22:54] Pinkpen. [00:22:55] No. [00:22:55] Is it stinkpen? [00:22:57] I think it might be Pigpin. [00:22:59] I think they're right. [00:22:59] Stinkpen. [00:23:00] We're asking, chat. [00:23:01] Yeah, you got the black cloud around him. [00:23:03] So that's the liberals. [00:23:04] And then they get out there. [00:23:05] Well, I'm going to do a video, man. [00:23:06] Everybody's going to love this because everybody's been saying the same thing. [00:23:10] So everybody out there in the real world believes this. [00:23:12] So they did a video and it goes viral and they lose their lives and their license and everything. [00:23:16] They can't believe it. [00:23:18] It's just your little bubble there, idiots, just like you. [00:23:21] Gosh. [00:23:23] Well, chat has confirmed pig pen is it. [00:23:26] Stink pen. [00:23:30] I was close. [00:23:31] I had half of it. [00:23:32] You were right. [00:23:34] I know. [00:23:36] Oh, my gosh. [00:23:36] Pigpin all over the place. [00:23:38] You couldn't have that today. [00:23:40] You couldn't have a cartoon with somebody, a little kid that's stunk. [00:23:43] No. [00:23:45] The armor, the famous armor hot dog song. [00:23:49] It would never fly. [00:23:50] Fat kids, skinny kids, tough kids, sissy kids. [00:23:56] Well, you know, I mean, it's like fat kids. [00:23:59] You know, it's like we're going in reverse. [00:24:01] I mean, you've got the emperor's new clothes, right? [00:24:03] I mean, and you heard about that. [00:24:04] You're not allowed to call people out for what they actually are. [00:24:07] You're not allowed, your eyes are not seeing what you're seeing. [00:24:11] You're not allowed to think what you're thinking or say what you feel. [00:24:15] I mean, everything they've attached some type of taboo to it. [00:24:20] It's the same with everything now. [00:24:23] Although retard is back. [00:24:26] Hey, man, retard. [00:24:28] As long as retard's back, I can deal everything. [00:24:32] God. [00:24:32] It's crazy, isn't it? [00:24:34] What are you, a retard? [00:24:35] The whole thing's about. [00:24:36] The best come back ever. [00:24:37] I know. [00:24:38] It's like, come on. [00:24:40] Are you retarded or something? [00:24:41] Oh, wow. [00:24:43] Well, you know, spazz is considered to be a, you know, a word like retard. [00:24:48] They're like, no, you can't use that word. [00:24:50] Somebody somebody. [00:24:52] Yeah. [00:24:53] Cousin with special needs, and you better have that. [00:24:56] Okay, we're not referring to special needs kids. [00:24:59] We're talking about you're an idiot. [00:25:00] It's called you're a retard. [00:25:03] That's it, Kat. [00:25:04] But you know what? [00:25:05] You've got a whole bunch of them in every crowd now. [00:25:07] Unfortunately. [00:25:09] Oh, my gosh. [00:25:11] What a day. [00:25:12] Something else. [00:25:15] So they're asking, you know, about all of these different things and about the big stories right now are the ones they want to deflect from. [00:25:25] And it's definitely Epstein. [00:25:27] Bill Gates, of course, came out and he denied everything, which is really fun to see him do that. [00:25:34] We do have a confirmation that Bill and Hillary Clinton, they are going to be giving a deposition about Jeffrey Epstein. [00:25:45] It will be public. [00:25:46] Hello. [00:25:48] Comer says that he will be. [00:25:49] They're going to worm out of it, aren't they? [00:25:50] They're never going to do it. [00:25:51] And if they do, they're going to probably plead the fifth or they're going to just read questions. [00:25:56] I told you. [00:25:56] The statements their attorney says. [00:26:00] You know, Bill, he'll be a bear. [00:26:02] It's according to what is is. [00:26:05] Courtney, what the definition of is is. [00:26:07] I did not have sex with that woman. [00:26:09] You did. [00:26:11] I mean. [00:26:12] You did. [00:26:14] Well, I didn't have sexual relations. [00:26:15] I got a BJ. [00:26:16] No, you did it all. [00:26:19] Y'all stopped there. [00:26:21] Right. [00:26:21] Seriously? [00:26:22] No one believes it. [00:26:23] But I mean, they continue to defend him. [00:26:26] That's what I'm saying. [00:26:26] I just had half an unfair. [00:26:28] I didn't go all the way. [00:26:29] I mean, this is their golden boy. [00:26:31] I mean, why do you think the Democrat Party is in the shape that it's in? [00:26:34] It's because of people. [00:26:35] And they got Hillary and him. [00:26:37] If y'all don't ever remember this, and they went out to the beach where there's no music and pretended like they were slow dancing together for what reason to act like their love was alive. [00:26:49] You're talking about creepy. [00:26:50] He's creepy as hell. [00:26:52] He's as creepy. [00:26:54] Ask Winita Brodericks being on our show describing the whole rape. [00:26:57] Oh, he's creepy as hell. [00:27:00] Biden is just even more creepy. [00:27:03] And I don't care what anybody says. [00:27:04] Barack Obama's creepy as hell, too. [00:27:07] Oh, yes, he is. [00:27:09] He's very creepy. [00:27:11] Not to mention gay. [00:27:14] I mean, you know, we never heard about the whole Cook story either. [00:27:17] We never got the whole skinny on that. [00:27:20] The guy that was paddleboating on his property that drowned. [00:27:25] Yeah. [00:27:28] Drowned. [00:27:28] Yeah, went paddleboarding in the middle of the night, you know. [00:27:30] Right, because that's just what everybody else is. [00:27:32] Because you know, at 3 a.m., you always paddleboard. [00:27:36] Hardly. [00:27:39] This is unreal. [00:27:40] Well, more in the news. [00:27:42] Washington Compost begins hundreds of newsroom layoffs as Jeff Bezos ignores reporters and police, you know, to be rehired. [00:27:53] This is hilarious. [00:27:55] I think it's great. [00:27:55] Learn to code. [00:27:56] Now, that would have gotten us kicked off a couple of years ago for saying those words. [00:28:01] Learn to code. [00:28:01] They were getting kicked off. [00:28:04] Just learn to code. [00:28:05] Yep, that upset too many people, Kat. [00:28:09] But they are crying in their beers today. [00:28:12] Very, very upset. [00:28:14] And they're airing out their laundry over there on social media. [00:28:18] But 300 layoffs. [00:28:20] Well, I mean, here's the thing. [00:28:22] They realize that no one's buying their garbage. [00:28:26] I mean, you've got X that is breaking news immediately, right there in real time. [00:28:31] They can't get it. [00:28:32] Yeah, so the big publications, they're going to die. [00:28:38] I mean, he loses money with the Waypo every year. [00:28:43] Right. [00:28:43] And he's just not willing to do it anymore because they have a smaller, people want to hear the truth. [00:28:48] I mean, when you think about two of the biggest lying publications in the country, anything that comes from Waypo, I assume is a lot. [00:28:55] Anything that comes from the New York Times, I assume is a lot. [00:28:57] And you're right all the time because they're just propaganda, Democrat Party papers, and everybody knows it. [00:29:03] So they get a smaller slice and a smaller slice each year and a smaller slice. [00:29:08] They hate conservatives. [00:29:09] I mean, they can't move to the middle, which would actually might save the paper. [00:29:13] They just keep getting further left and further left and most ridiculous. [00:29:16] And I don't care. [00:29:17] They lost their jobs. [00:29:17] I've been laughing at them all day. [00:29:18] Ha ha, you lost your job. [00:29:20] Learn to code. [00:29:21] Well, exactly. [00:29:22] I mean, you shouldn't just, you know, report one side only all day long. [00:29:26] I mean, people stop going. [00:29:28] They're not interested in what anybody has to say if they know exactly what they're going to get ahead of time. [00:29:33] Same propaganda. [00:29:34] I won't even read an article if it's Waypoe or New York Times. [00:29:37] I'll know it's propaganda. [00:29:38] Yes, exactly. [00:29:39] So many people feel like that. [00:29:42] They've done it to themselves. [00:29:44] And again, like you said, this is not a moneymaker for Jeff Bezos. [00:29:48] I mean, now he's just like, why am I even funding this? [00:29:50] This is going nowhere. 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[00:32:35] I really hope this is not the case, but you know this guy. [00:32:37] I mean, he's got an ego the size of Texas. [00:32:41] So you've got notorious left late night host Stephen Colbert. [00:32:47] He is saying that he may drop his hat into the presidential ring in a post-president Donald Trump world because he knows he would never win against President Trump. [00:32:57] So he is looking for an avenue. [00:32:59] He knows that Gavin Newscomb has destroyed California. [00:33:03] He knows that so many of the Democrats don't have a leg to stand on, especially when you're talking about anybody from the Trump administration. [00:33:11] But JD Vance is so incredible that anybody and everybody's going to have a very difficult time pushing up against that. [00:33:19] So he's going to throw his hat in. [00:33:23] So he says. [00:33:25] What a joke. [00:33:26] God, California is just a big giant joke. [00:33:29] It's getting worse. [00:33:30] I mean, it's not better, but they're being exposed. [00:33:34] At some point, it's going to be so expensive to live there, and all the cool people are going to be gone, and all the businesses are going to be gone. [00:33:41] I know. [00:33:41] And it's going to be nothing but this big giant taxation. [00:33:44] And it's just, they're going to have to, like, we're going to save our state. [00:33:48] We're going to have to vote for a Republican. [00:33:50] Oh, I mean it. [00:33:52] This whole place has gone, you know, it's just really gone into a handbasket because it's just not good. [00:33:59] And where the Democrats rule in any city, any county, any state, any place, Democrats are 100% in the rule. [00:34:07] It's just a shithole. [00:34:09] Well, and it's really showing, especially with mom and pop shops and boutiques in some of these places. [00:34:15] I mean, this is their livelihood. [00:34:17] They want people to visit, of course, Hollywood and other areas. [00:34:22] And because it's traffic, it's like, come on. [00:34:25] So tourism is down. [00:34:27] We're not doing nearly, no one wants to come here. [00:34:29] I mean, except for my friends, and they're just like here for a minute to see me and the boys. [00:34:34] And then, boom, they're gone. [00:34:36] I mean, it's, they come in just for shopping and going to a restaurant. [00:34:40] And then that's it. [00:34:41] It's like they would never consider living here. [00:34:45] In fact, a couple of them, because the homeless situation was so bad, they were so funny. [00:34:49] They were like holding on to each other like, oh my gosh, cannot believe you actually live here. [00:34:55] God, I know. [00:34:57] It's not bad everywhere, but at certain times and in certain places, it definitely does get a little shady out there for sure. [00:35:05] You know, though, who I'm loving is Nikki Minaj. [00:35:09] Boy, is she wonderful. [00:35:12] I mean, she's giving it to those. [00:35:14] She's letting them have it. [00:35:16] And in the best of ways. [00:35:17] I mean, Elon Musk just reposted the video to 233 million followers of Nikki Minaj, wanting her to make a video calling on supporters to call their senators to pass the SAVE Act. [00:35:34] This would be massive. [00:35:37] And that MAGA Voice is reporting that. [00:35:41] So, yes. [00:35:42] And she did a video with Scott Vescent. [00:35:44] That was really cute as well. [00:35:47] She did a little rap with him. [00:35:48] Just, you know, it was as cute as it could be. [00:35:51] Of course, I'm scared to play anything now that I'm going to copyright school tonight. [00:35:57] But anyway, what a wonderful thing. [00:36:00] I mean, she is using her voice in all the right ways. [00:36:05] But that Billy character, oh, Pocahontas should be knocking on her door and her mansion. [00:36:12] Ginny M. puts this together. [00:36:14] Oh, Bill. [00:36:16] Oh, Droopy Dog. [00:36:17] Billy. [00:36:18] Droopy Dog. [00:36:18] That's her face. [00:36:19] Billy Eilish is what someone said has how to say it. [00:36:23] Okay, because I don't listen to that music. [00:36:24] But anyway, it's Pocahontas. [00:36:27] I'm here. [00:36:28] Bill Bitch. [00:36:31] I'm here to collect the stolen land. [00:36:34] Now, you know, Pocahontas would not agree to that because they need these fools on their side. [00:36:39] But a $14 million mansion. [00:36:43] And she's complaining about stolen land when she, in fact, is sitting on one on a property. [00:36:51] So I don't know what's going to happen with that, but you reap what you sow. [00:36:57] That's funny, though. [00:37:00] God. [00:37:01] I know. [00:37:02] She's just a big laughing stock. [00:37:04] She deserves to be. [00:37:05] She's just a stupid dumbass that don't know nothing about anything political. [00:37:09] She's up there trying to virtue signal. [00:37:12] Saying dumb shit. [00:37:14] No, baby, yo, we stolen land. [00:37:15] Shut the hell up, you ugly bitch. [00:37:18] Oh, boy. [00:37:19] It's so, it's so bad. [00:37:21] It's so bad. === Powerball Millions and Scripted Contracts (09:45) === [00:37:22] That's how I feel about it. [00:37:23] That's simple. [00:37:24] Well, I mean, a lot of people are saying the exact same thing. [00:37:28] I mean, you know that this is all scripted. [00:37:30] It's been put in their contracts. [00:37:32] It's been, you know, so, yeah, it's just another day of being bought. [00:37:37] That's what being bought looks like. [00:37:38] Because there's no talent at all like the Grammys. [00:37:41] There's no talent there. [00:37:42] It's just a bunch of bubblegum pop crap, cliche garbage. [00:37:48] There's no feeling, no heart, no real music. [00:37:50] Nobody's actually playing an instrument anywhere. [00:37:53] Yeah. [00:37:54] Well, I know they have these concerts. [00:37:55] They've got 15 dancers behind them, confetti dropping. [00:37:58] They get up on a car that goes up over the – I mean, it's Cirque du Soleil in Las Vegas. [00:38:03] It isn't music. [00:38:04] Right. [00:38:06] You're exactly right. [00:38:08] You might as well just go to a Vegas show. [00:38:11] Yeah. [00:38:12] And the women are actually pretty there. [00:38:15] Right. [00:38:16] And pyrotechnics are pretty cool, too. [00:38:19] So yeah, I mean, that's the thing. [00:38:21] That's what you're getting now. [00:38:23] I thought this was beautiful, though. [00:38:25] President Trump personally calls the parents of fallen staff sergeant, Michael Aulis, and informs them Michael will be receiving the Medal of Honor. [00:38:35] Yeah, that was good. [00:38:37] That was so sweet. [00:38:39] It was so sweet. [00:38:41] His parents were just elated, and apparently they have been working towards that for some time so that he could get that recognition. [00:38:50] And so they were thrilled. [00:38:52] And his father, when you hear the phone call, he was saying, look, I'm a Vietnam vet, but I didn't do nearly what my son did. [00:39:00] And you could just see the pride and you could hear the screams in the background. [00:39:03] Maybe a sister. [00:39:04] I don't know who was all back there, but they just were so pleased, but they were so proud of him. [00:39:10] And President Trump said, Michael's looking down on you right now. [00:39:14] He gave his life to save another soldier. [00:39:16] This is the highest honor we can give. [00:39:20] And Mr. Aulis said, thank you, Mr. President. [00:39:23] This means the world to us. [00:39:24] Michael would be so proud. [00:39:26] So President Trump doing great things. [00:39:29] And of course, our men and women in uniform also doing wonderful things. [00:39:38] You know, the hits keep on coming. [00:39:41] They do. [00:39:43] They really do. [00:39:44] I mean, should we just take a low dive into Maxine Waters? [00:39:49] I mean, we go from a high note to a low note. [00:39:51] I don't think you can go from a parent, you know, just a total difference between these two. [00:39:57] So you got the hero family and then Scott Besant, who says, 10 to 20 million immigrants took the housing stock out of working Americans. [00:40:07] And Maxine Waters says, can you shut up? [00:40:09] Scott Besant says, and can you maintain some level of dignity? [00:40:14] The difference of about 90 IQ points. [00:40:18] So can you imagine Maxine actually even having a conversation with Scott Besant, but then add a camera and do it in a hearing? [00:40:25] Even worse? [00:40:28] Terrible. [00:40:33] He's really hard to get, man. [00:40:34] I mean, he was up there just doing it. [00:40:36] He's so smart. [00:40:38] I watched a little bit of him just dawging a few people out. [00:40:40] They try to get him. [00:40:41] And one center start yelling at him, you know, like Democrats do. [00:40:46] He goes, louder, I can't hear you. [00:40:49] He's wonderful, though. [00:40:51] I mean, what did he call? [00:40:55] What did he call Gavin Newscomb? [00:40:57] Sparkle Barbie or something? [00:40:59] Sparkle Ken or something to that effect. [00:41:01] And it actually, there is a Sparkle Ken or whatever he called him. [00:41:05] Somebody in chat will know. [00:41:07] But he just dogged on him. [00:41:10] I thought it was the funniest thing. [00:41:13] Yep. [00:41:15] More pedophiles. [00:41:16] Meet Martin Nowak. [00:41:18] He is a professor at Harvard. [00:41:21] God. [00:41:22] Nowak. [00:41:26] No pun intended. [00:41:27] I'm sorry. [00:41:30] No whack off. [00:41:33] Yes, and he is a professor at Harvard University. [00:41:36] Of course. [00:41:37] Yes. [00:41:38] To the shock of nobody. [00:41:40] Gosh, how awful. [00:41:43] Cat, I'm telling you. [00:41:45] But the number one story I would have to agree with, Bridget Gabriel, is the fact that investigators found thousands of vials of blood and tissue genetically engineered mice designed to carry COVID. [00:42:01] Tests showed that the vials contained COVID, hepatitis, malaria. [00:42:07] I mean, this is frightening. [00:42:09] Investigators linked the lab to the CCP. [00:42:13] China is in our country doing some pretty shady things. [00:42:19] The fact that I agree with her, it should be the number one story. [00:42:24] They just found another lab in California. [00:42:27] This one was found in Las Vegas. [00:42:30] So Liza TikTok posted the city of Minneapolis has been nominated by the National Magazine for the Nobel Peace Prize for their nonviolent ICE protests. [00:42:40] Are you kidding me? [00:42:42] I swear. [00:42:43] What? [00:42:46] Again, these awards mean nothing. [00:42:48] They mean nothing. [00:42:49] They mean nothing to anyone. [00:42:52] They're just a big left-wing circle jerk. [00:42:54] And they have to, I mean, they have one of these somewhere every two or three weeks. [00:42:59] What? [00:43:00] I mean, if you go to Fashion Week, the Met Gala, it's not just in Hollywood. [00:43:05] And they just do the circuit where they throw out the red carpet and they put on some ridiculous looking uniforms and suits and dresses. [00:43:14] They used to be elegant back in the day of the Grace Kelly days, but now they just, they try to out do the dumbest looking dress or whatever outfit. [00:43:24] I mean, they got their, you know, they're dressing all chicken or something. [00:43:28] It's just ridiculous. [00:43:29] Oh, my God. [00:43:30] And they all meet in a room and they got their little pinkies up and they're, you know, doing their champagne and they're, and they're telling each other how great you look and how great you are. [00:43:39] And oh, you're marvelous and you're marvelous and you're marvelous. [00:43:43] And we go, let's go give ourselves some awards. [00:43:46] Don't worry if you didn't get this one. [00:43:47] There's the Golden Globes next week, followed by the People's Choice, followed by the Grammys, followed by the Met Gelly. [00:43:52] And it just keeps every three weeks they got an award so they can all go there and then wrap themselves in the baby oil and go do freaky shit with Diddy at the end of the day. [00:44:02] Oh. [00:44:03] Disgusting. [00:44:04] The whole thing is so gross. [00:44:06] I mean, it really is so gross. [00:44:08] I can never look at any of these people again. [00:44:11] It's just one big year-long circle jerk. [00:44:13] Yep, that's exactly what it is. [00:44:16] Here comes the Pulitzer Prizes. [00:44:17] Here comes the Nobel Peace Prizes. [00:44:20] Here comes the, I mean, it's never-ending amount of awards these people give themselves. [00:44:25] They don't ever give it to anybody outside their club. [00:44:27] It don't matter if you can sing. [00:44:28] It don't matter if you can act. [00:44:30] None of that matters. [00:44:31] It's all, you know, it's all, you know, who you know and who you blow. [00:44:36] Let's just face it. [00:44:37] That's exactly what it is. [00:44:40] It's true. [00:44:41] It's horrible. [00:44:42] A lot of Oscars have been turned right there on Harvey Weinstein's ouch. [00:44:47] That's it, too. [00:44:48] That's how a lot of those roles are landed. [00:44:50] And this has been going on forever. [00:44:52] I mean, there's nothing new about any of this. [00:44:55] I mean, but you know what was interesting was when I found out that Epstein or his company, one of his companies that he hides behind, actually won the lottery, an $80 million lottery. [00:45:08] Now, tell me, and that was in New Mexico. [00:45:12] And I asked Rock if that was true, and they said yes, you know, it was connected. [00:45:16] It's like, come on. [00:45:17] So even the lottery isn't even legit. [00:45:20] Nothing's legit. [00:45:21] Yeah, so this was not even, what, 10 or 12 years ago? [00:45:27] Right. [00:45:28] What year was it? [00:45:29] I'm going to grab, pull it back up again. [00:45:33] This is nuts. [00:45:34] I don't know if y'all know this or not, but somebody won $80 million in the Powerball. [00:45:39] And it was a company. [00:45:41] It registered the ticket in a company. [00:45:43] And guess who owns the company? [00:45:44] Epstein. [00:45:45] I know. [00:45:46] Jeffrey Epstein. [00:45:47] This is sick. [00:45:48] He won the Powerball. [00:45:50] I know. [00:45:50] Okay, so I got the whole goods here. [00:45:52] All right, Kat, this is crazy stuff because it's true. [00:45:54] All right. [00:45:55] He won. [00:45:55] All right. [00:45:56] The claim, and I went even over to Google to find out if this is really true. [00:46:00] It's true. [00:46:01] It is true. [00:46:03] I have tried so hard to disprove this, thinking, oh, surely this is just AI. [00:46:07] No, it's not. [00:46:07] It's real. [00:46:08] So this is real. [00:46:09] The claim that Jeffrey Epstein won the lottery stems from a bizarre coincidence. [00:46:14] Oh, there is no such thing as a coincidence. [00:46:17] Yeah, the 14 billion to one, lotto coincidence. [00:46:21] That's right. [00:46:21] Involving a 2008 Oklahoma Powerball win and one of his business entities, but there is no evidence Epstein himself personally won. [00:46:31] So here are the facts regarding this rumor. [00:46:34] The Zorro Trust coincidence. [00:46:36] So on July 2nd, 2008, a $29.3 million after tax, which means it was $80 million, Powerball Prize in Oklahoma was claimed by an entity named the Zorro Trust. [00:46:50] Epstein's connection, well, Jeffrey Epstein notoriously used an entity with that exact same name, the Zorro Trust, to manage assets and make donations, specifically linked to his Zorro ranch in New Mexico. [00:47:05] Which is just worse than the island people say. === Crisco and Grease Rumors (03:56) === [00:47:07] Yes. [00:47:10] Yuck. [00:47:12] I mean, so you can't even play the lottery and feel like you're going to, you know, dream a little dream of, okay, well, what would I do first? [00:47:21] Because it's going to go to people like Epstein. [00:47:25] You know, 65% of the people who win the big jackpots go broke within five years completely. [00:47:30] They can't handle the money. [00:47:32] Well, they don't know how to do it. [00:47:34] It's a lot. [00:47:34] I mean, it is a lot of maintenance when you get to be that wealthy overnight and you don't. [00:47:42] If you don't do your taxes right, it can put you down quick. [00:47:45] Quickly, yes. [00:47:47] Wow. [00:47:49] Yep. [00:47:51] But I mean, you know, they're just really taking the fun out of everything. [00:47:56] They cheat in every way you can possibly check it. [00:47:59] Everything's rigged. [00:48:00] It is. [00:48:02] Welfare is rigged, for God's sakes. [00:48:04] It's true. [00:48:05] Daycare centers, healthcare centers. [00:48:07] COVID, right? [00:48:09] To help businesses. [00:48:10] Forget it. [00:48:10] It's another thing. [00:48:11] Everything's rigged. [00:48:12] What do you think? [00:48:13] You go to a doctor's office and they're like, okay, what's wrong? [00:48:16] Well, I got my shoulder hurts. [00:48:18] Oh, got this new pill from Pfizer, man, called Schoderitis Narfitis. [00:48:23] And they go back and they grab a little thing. [00:48:25] So, here, man, here's your little test kit. [00:48:27] There's four of them. [00:48:28] And they're like, oh, you know, don't read the side effects, whatever you do. [00:48:35] Your shoulder might not hurt, but guess what? [00:48:37] Your balls are going to fall off. [00:48:39] Exactly. [00:48:39] Don't read the fine print. [00:48:41] And here they are. [00:48:41] So if your shoulder feels a little better, okay, well, you're hooked on that for life. [00:48:44] So they're some Pfizer customers for life. [00:48:47] And then it puts you on cholesterol pill. [00:48:49] Everybody's on cholesterol pill. [00:48:51] Nobody took cholesterol pills when I was growing up. [00:48:53] Gosh. [00:48:55] Well, exactly. [00:48:56] And that stuff. [00:48:57] My grandmother ate everything fried and bacon every morning for breakfast. [00:49:00] You'd be 98 years old. [00:49:02] Fright? [00:49:03] I mean, this is the thing. [00:49:05] I don't know. [00:49:06] Everything's fake. [00:49:07] Like, you know, you used to make biscuits with like Crisco shortening, right? [00:49:11] So Crisco shortening used to be lard. [00:49:14] And you make lard biscuits. [00:49:15] And it's like, oh man, that's terrible for you. [00:49:17] It is. [00:49:17] You know what's in Crisco oil now? [00:49:20] I got some. [00:49:21] I literally got some because I make biscuits with it every now and then. [00:49:23] Homemade biscuits. [00:49:24] And I use it for different things every now and then. [00:49:27] It's soybeans. [00:49:30] Soybean oil, bioengineered products, more soybean stuff, 18 things you can't pronounce. [00:49:37] And then you try to like fry chicken in it and the chicken won't get crisp because you're just frying it in soybean oil. [00:49:43] I literally have to go online and buy like lard and then things with one ingredient or two ingredients. [00:49:50] Well, you know, my family is from Mississippi, so they recycle their grease. [00:49:55] They have a can of Crisco underneath the not anymore. [00:50:01] It's a soybean. [00:50:02] Well, they have that or just whatever they fried in, you know, so whatever they fried, fried okra or fried shrimp or fried what they keep that grease and they use it again. [00:50:13] They use it in a coffee can. [00:50:15] They use tallow. [00:50:15] It's really expensive, I ain't gonna lie. [00:50:18] You can get that wagu beef tallow and fried chicken in that. [00:50:23] Man, you ain't never tasted anything like that in your life. [00:50:25] Oh, I bet it's delicious. [00:50:27] Well, they use their grease over and over again. [00:50:29] They store it in a coffee can or a Crisco can or whatever. [00:50:33] And it is, I have to say, it is some of the best. [00:50:36] Yes, bacon drippings. [00:50:38] Okay, everybody knows bacon grease. [00:50:41] Yes. [00:50:41] And I'm telling you, I'm not a cook, but I can tell the difference between when they make something using that and if I go somewhere else where they don't do that. [00:50:50] And it is delicious. [00:50:52] I don't know. [00:50:53] I mean, turnip greens, all of that, they use it. [00:50:57] It's just fantastic food. [00:51:02] And here I am fasting. === 45% Off Discount Path (04:48) === [00:51:03] I know. [00:51:04] But the tallow thing sounds wonderful. [00:51:08] I haven't tried those French fries. [00:51:10] Who is it? [00:51:11] It's called the Steak? [00:51:14] We don't have a Steak and Shake. [00:51:16] Yeah, I got In-N Out Burgers, Ruck. [00:51:18] We have In-N-Out. [00:51:19] Yeah. [00:51:19] We don't have Steak and Shake. [00:51:21] We got Water Burgers here. [00:51:22] We got Steak and Shake too, though. [00:51:24] And they use tallow for their fries now. [00:51:27] They're good, too. [00:51:28] Oh, I'm going to have to figure out how to get over there and try some. [00:51:33] A lot of people say they're pretty good. [00:51:36] I don't know. [00:51:39] I hadn't eaten one in 25 years. [00:51:41] I wouldn't know. [00:51:42] Oh, you've been good then. [00:51:45] Very good. [00:51:47] That's because I'm always at Waterburg. [00:51:50] The truth comes out. [00:51:55] Well, we have more news in the Charlie Kirk murder case. [00:51:58] It reveals additional engraved casings were found at Tyler Robinson's home. [00:52:02] DNA found on a screwdriver. [00:52:05] It matches the suspect. [00:52:08] So they're getting right into the thick of this whole thing. [00:52:12] It's so sad what happened with Charlie Kirk. [00:52:14] I'm still not over that one. [00:52:16] I know no one is, but. [00:52:17] God, it's just, it's surreal still. [00:52:21] I mean, he was us. [00:52:22] I'll never forget. [00:52:23] We was on there live and John Rich sent me that really good picture of the shot in the neck. [00:52:28] I knew right then he was dead instantly. [00:52:31] That is so hard. [00:52:32] And I had to sit here and pretend like he had hope because I didn't want to freak everybody out, but I knew anybody saw the shot and there's no way he would survive 10 seconds after that. [00:52:41] Oh my gosh, that was just heartbreaking to watch. [00:52:43] It's horrible to have to watch something like that, and you have to think about that when you think about him. [00:52:47] It's terrible. [00:52:48] Oh, God. [00:52:49] I hope they give this guy the death penalty. [00:52:51] I hope they put him into the firing squad. [00:52:53] And they do have a firing squad there. [00:52:55] I certainly do. [00:52:56] What he deserves. [00:52:57] He deserves nothing less. [00:52:58] Yes. [00:52:58] See, if I'll wipe the smirk off of his face. [00:53:01] Well, I mean, that's really what needs to happen. [00:53:03] We have to. [00:53:04] Freaky ass loser. [00:53:05] Well, I mean, the thing that so many people have been able to get away with all of these incredible crimes. 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[00:56:26] If only I would have known about this, but you're taking it now and now you've got your secret weapon and it's helping you. [00:56:32] That's all that matters. [00:56:34] So many people are on it and they love it. [00:56:36] So I'm just thrilled we were able to bring it to the show. [00:56:40] Thrilled. [00:56:42] And to you. [00:56:43] I mean, maybe we're going to be able to hear you strum a few tunes in the future. [00:56:47] I would hope. [00:56:49] Hopefully, yeah. [00:56:50] I would think. [00:56:50] I'm running a lot of stuff right now for sure. [00:56:52] I know you've been busy over there and this brings great hope. [00:56:56] Well, we'll leave you with this. [00:56:58] President Trump to install Christopher Columbus statue on the White House grounds. [00:57:03] This is a report. [00:57:04] The piece will reportedly be a reconstruction of one that was damaged by rioters in Baltimore in 2020. [00:57:14] That's cool. [00:57:17] So he's making improvements everywhere. [00:57:21] Even if the Democrats want to have us live in the abyss, it's not going to happen. [00:57:28] President Trump has a good taste and he is going to make sure that we all benefit and enjoy all of the things that he's going to bring. [00:57:35] And Christopher Columbus, the fact that he is going to use a reconstruction of one that was damaged by the rioters in Baltimore is even better. [00:57:46] Well, is there anything else you'd like to bring up here, Kat? [00:57:50] No, I can't think of it. [00:57:51] My mind's hurting just from trying to keep up. [00:57:53] It's hard to keep up. [00:57:55] Like at six or seven at night, I'm just like shutting it off lately because I'm just like, I need a break. [00:57:59] Yeah. [00:58:00] I mean, the thing about it is, is that we've got such a great deal going with President Trump right now. [00:58:07] I mean, the fact that, you know, people are now awake about how they have been using our funds, how they've been stealing them, our taxpayer dollars. [00:58:17] You heard about the FBI official, though. [00:58:21] You heard about this one. [00:58:22] James O'Keefe. [00:58:24] He was caught on hidden camera. [00:58:26] FBI official admits Minnesota fraud investigations will result in zero arrest. [00:58:31] Well, as soon as this whole thing was published online, he was escorted straight out of the building. [00:58:39] Another honeypot sting. [00:58:44] They've already arrested 968 people or something like that. [00:58:47] Exactly. [00:58:48] What are you talking about? [00:58:49] This guy was sitting there claiming that it would never, there were going to be zero arrests, that nothing was going to happen to them. [00:58:55] It was President Trump's last year, and so they'd wait for the next administration and slow the roll, and nobody would be held accountable. [00:59:06] Yeah, he just got held accountable. [00:59:08] Well, and he was talking all of this trash about, of course, our wonderful FBI director Kash Patel. === Cash Got Word (00:20) === [00:59:15] And so, as soon as Cash got word of that, bye back. [00:59:20] Yeah, that's how quick it went. [00:59:23] Good. [00:59:24] Yep. [00:59:25] All right. [00:59:25] Well, we're out too. [00:59:28] You all have a wonderful rest of your day. [00:59:30] Be safe. [00:59:31] Be kind to one another. [00:59:32] And we will see you tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern Time.