In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd - Ban Sanctuary Cities | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels Jones & Catturd – Ep. 959 – 1/28/2026
Aired: 2026-01-28
Duration: 01:00:52


=== Ridiculous Snapple Knows (14:57) ===

[00:01:00]  Hello, hello, hello.
[00:01:02]  Today is Wednesday, January 28th, 2026, episode number 959.
[00:01:10]  Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
[00:01:17]  You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
[00:01:21]  Hey there, Cat.
[00:01:22]  How are you?
[00:01:24]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:01:25]  How goes it?
[00:01:26]  Good.
[00:01:27]  Wow.
[00:01:28]  For some, for other fraudsters out there, they've just, they've got so, so many juicy small A's.
[00:01:35]  I don't even know what to say.
[00:01:39]  That was the worst ridiculous stage crap I ever seen.
[00:01:43]  It was funny almost, wasn't it?
[00:01:44]  I mean, they got this dude sitting in the front seat and they got cameras pointing at him like for five minutes straight.
[00:01:50]  Look what, because you know, when you do an impromptu news conference, you always, one of the guys in the front seat, you always, in the fire, you just show him for about five minutes.
[00:02:01]  Sure.
[00:02:01]  It's the most ridiculous crap I've ever seen in my life.
[00:02:04]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:02:05]  And it ended up being apple cider vinegar and water.
[00:02:08]  And she like went after the guy.
[00:02:10]  Okay.
[00:02:10]  Yeah, because you go after him.
[00:02:12]  You look like you're tough.
[00:02:13]  She wanted to pull a President Trump.
[00:02:15]  See, President Trump got shot in the face, right?
[00:02:17]  It grazed his ear.
[00:02:19]  And so she thinks that this is going to make her career the fraud that she is.
[00:02:24]  And we're all going to forget about all that.
[00:02:25]  Nobody's even talking about it, Harley, today.
[00:02:27]  No.
[00:02:28]  Everybody knows it's fake.
[00:02:30]  Well, and like they, the FBI needs to grab him.
[00:02:33]  And it's federal.
[00:02:35]  She's a federal.
[00:02:38]  They need to grab him and question the hell out of him until he admits.
[00:02:42]  And then, I mean, the dude has trans daughters.
[00:02:47]  Yes.
[00:02:49]  He was dating a Somalian.
[00:02:51]  Yep.
[00:02:51]  He's got tweets.
[00:02:53]  I stand with Ukraine.
[00:02:55]  He's got tweets in the Black Lives Matter, holding Black Lives Matter signs.
[00:02:59]  I mean, give me a break.
[00:03:00]  Y'all pathetic at this.
[00:03:02]  Really bad.
[00:03:03]  This is really, really something.
[00:03:05]  I mean, it's fun to do.
[00:03:06]  Subway.
[00:03:07]  Sandwiches?
[00:03:11]  You know.
[00:03:13]  Well, I mean, look at the whole state.
[00:03:14]  It's completely a fraud state.
[00:03:16]  So why would we expect anything but fraud to come out of this from the fraudsters where they are, you know, setting up these staged attacks?
[00:03:23]  They're doing everything that they can to take the focus off of what's going on.
[00:03:26]  Why is the camera on that guy?
[00:03:28]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:03:29]  This camera would never be on that guy.
[00:03:31]  It's a million to one that they're showing this guy in every move he's made for two minutes before it happened.
[00:03:36]  And then the nod was so obvious.
[00:03:40]  Yes.
[00:03:40]  The let's go nod.
[00:03:43]  I saw that.
[00:03:44]  I mean, geez.
[00:03:45]  So just so in case anybody missed it, they were claiming that Ilon Omar got attacked and anything but happened.
[00:03:55]  And round of applause for Congressman Omar's staff who's here.
[00:04:00]  Hi, everyone.
[00:04:01]  I'm showing him.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, there he is.
[00:04:03]  Why aren't you showing him?
[00:04:05]  He's the star of the show, Cat.
[00:04:07]  I know.
[00:04:07]  We're going to show you.
[00:04:08]  Before this guy attacks, I'm provoked that we got in the front seat, man.
[00:04:13]  We're going to show him right before the speech.
[00:04:16]  God, it's pathetic.
[00:04:18]  Well, and everybody there was in on it, too, because you saw the reaction.
[00:04:21]  They wanted to make sure that he didn't even put it near her face.
[00:04:24]  And then he backs off and waits for somebody to tackle him.
[00:04:27]  Right.
[00:04:28]  I mean, I can go on and on, you know.
[00:04:30]  I got a syringe full of snapple.
[00:04:32]  Here you go.
[00:04:35]  That snapple ye was an apple cider figure snapple.
[00:04:38]  It's just so ridiculous.
[00:04:40]  Everybody that has been watching.
[00:04:41]  You think I didn't have no holy water.
[00:04:43]  I know.
[00:04:44]  Now that would have made some serious people melt around that audience and around her, as well as her also.
[00:04:52]  Oh my gosh.
[00:04:53]  I mean, what a fraud.
[00:04:54]  And some of these memes that are going around are just a riot.
[00:04:57]  Whenever something like this happens, I mean, you've got Mike Engelman who puts this, this you, Fiji water and some cash.
[00:05:05]  I know that's not real, but I think it's funny anyway.
[00:05:10]  Oh, my God.
[00:05:11]  And then if somebody threw an unknown chemical on you, the first thing they would do, if this wasn't staged, would they get her out of there and get her to the hospital?
[00:05:19]  Sure.
[00:05:19]  Because you don't know if it's acid.
[00:05:21]  You don't know if it's contagious.
[00:05:23]  Yeah, contagious.
[00:05:25]  You don't know what kind of stuff.
[00:05:26]  It could be pissed.
[00:05:27]  It could be all kinds of bad stuff.
[00:05:29]  Yep.
[00:05:30]  So you don't stay up there.
[00:05:31]  Okay, well, I'm just going to do my show.
[00:05:34]  It's the ridiculous.
[00:05:36]  It's really sad.
[00:05:37]  God, you'd have to be an idiot to believe that's real.
[00:05:39]  But they need to be held accountable for it.
[00:05:41]  Oh, I hope they are.
[00:05:43]  I really hope they do an investigation on all of this.
[00:05:46]  But you can see it.
[00:05:47]  Here's the nod: design or face impeachment.
[00:05:57]  Design or face impeachment.
[00:06:01]  There it is.
[00:06:02]  Yep.
[00:06:04]  Resign.
[00:06:05]  There you go.
[00:06:06]  I mean, this is what we have.
[00:06:07]  Bring the syringe.
[00:06:08]  Cue the syringe full of snapple.
[00:06:11]  Throw a little on my legs.
[00:06:12]  No, I'm not going to beat you up.
[00:06:14]  I love it, though.
[00:06:15]  President Trump handled it beautifully.
[00:06:17]  I mean, he was asked about the whole thing, about the attack.
[00:06:22]  It was fake.
[00:06:23]  Yeah, he said, I don't think about her.
[00:06:25]  I think she's a fraud.
[00:06:27]  And he really, I mean, he said it just like that.
[00:06:31]  She is a fraud, President Trump.
[00:06:33]  I mean, my gosh, we all know this.
[00:06:35]  Look at her winery.
[00:06:36]  Look at all the things that you are finding out about this person.
[00:06:39]  I mean, she and her new husband, they're millionaires now.
[00:06:44]  100 times over.
[00:06:45]  I mean, what?
[00:06:45]  You've got like, what, they're worth 40 million now?
[00:06:49]  They came in completely broke.
[00:06:51]  And then you see what's happening in Minnesota?
[00:06:55]  I mean, come on now.
[00:06:57]  Everybody knows what's going on, and everybody knows that this is a distraction.
[00:07:00]  And they thought that this was really going to put her on top, and it didn't.
[00:07:05]  Not even at all.
[00:07:07]  People know exactly what they're dealing with now.
[00:07:11]  I mean, between this lady and the other Somali woman, I mean, this is two in one week.
[00:07:18]  They're getting pretty desperate, if you ask me.
[00:07:21]  It's pathetic.
[00:07:22]  Yep.
[00:07:23]  I mean, she has a winery with no wine that they made $5 million on in five minutes.
[00:07:29]  And I thought she was a Muslim.
[00:07:30]  I thought they didn't do alcohol.
[00:07:34]  Interesting.
[00:07:34]  She came over here and she's a Muslim who doesn't do alcohol.
[00:07:38]  And all of a sudden, she made $5 million producing wine that don't exist.
[00:07:42]  I mean, they've got to go in there and throw the book at these people.
[00:07:45]  I don't give a shit who she is.
[00:07:46]  She's a fraudster.
[00:07:47]  They got her completely dead to rights with all this stuff, man.
[00:07:50]  I mean, it's so obvious.
[00:07:52]  They could just subpoena her bank accounts.
[00:07:54]  And it's just like it would be a just slam dunk, multi-million dollar scam in five minutes.
[00:08:00]  And a disaster for her.
[00:08:02]  Completely.
[00:08:03]  But I mean, I think she needs to go back to Somalia.
[00:08:06]  I think that she needs to be charged.
[00:08:08]  I think that she needs to be perp walked.
[00:08:09]  She and the rest of the scammers over there.
[00:08:11]  They're completely ruled by the mob, too.
[00:08:14]  You see how quickly they change their tune.
[00:08:16]  But this is one that we're really looking forward to because we've covered it so much on the show.
[00:08:21]  But the FBI is raiding a Fulton County election office in Georgia, executing a search warrant tied to the 2020 election.
[00:08:30]  And things are about to get very real.
[00:08:32]  This is from at Redline News USA.
[00:08:35]  Very big deal.
[00:08:36]  Rathenberger, all of those people, Abbott, that stolen election isn't going away.
[00:08:43]  President Trump, when you think about how many times he has mentioned stolen elections since he has taken office, you know that he is not backing down on that, not even for a second.
[00:08:54]  Then you have the auto pen.
[00:08:55]  Well, they have a sealed indictment going in there, man.
[00:08:57]  They got the goods on them.
[00:08:59]  They certainly do.
[00:09:00]  He knows how this is.
[00:09:01]  This is the one I told you that's been going on for all year that nobody knows about, and that the people in charge don't have Twitter accounts.
[00:09:08]  They're not.
[00:09:09]  You don't know who they are.
[00:09:10]  I told you this was going to happen.
[00:09:12]  Remember, I've been telling you this for weeks.
[00:09:14]  This is a wonderful thing because they stole our election.
[00:09:17]  And now that they've got the goods and you've got the Dominion voting machines and everything else, plus you've got Maduro, who also was using the exact coincidentally enough same voting machines in his elections that he was stealing.
[00:09:30]  I mean, come on.
[00:09:31]  How stupid do they think we are?
[00:09:33]  Well, President Trump isn't going to let this one get away.
[00:09:36]  We cannot allow our elections to be stolen.
[00:09:38]  And that's why we've been putting a lot of pressure on Thun and others.
[00:09:42]  And it looks like things are really turning around.
[00:09:44]  The Save Act is getting sponsors left, right, and center, because without fair elections, you can just forget about this country completely.
[00:09:54]  I mean, we don't have them right now.
[00:09:56]  If Democrats didn't cheat in every way possible, and I mean every way possible, I don't think they'd win a state.
[00:10:03]  Yep.
[00:10:04]  Well, who would vote for these clowns, really, at this point?
[00:10:08]  They stand for nothing.
[00:10:10]  Well, and I mean, all of this that they have put together is a movie.
[00:10:14]  It is a psyop.
[00:10:15]  That's all it is to wake up their base and have them show up for midterms.
[00:10:21]  Because you know what?
[00:10:23]  They, according to the left, what they wanted to see was nothing but perk walks.
[00:10:28]  And they did get quite a few.
[00:10:30]  But what they didn't get that they really wanted was President Trump.
[00:10:33]  President Trump won the election.
[00:10:35]  That was the worst thing that could have ever happened to Democrats.
[00:10:39]  And here he is another four years, and he is writing the wrong, and he is proving everything.
[00:10:43]  All of the fraud.
[00:10:44]  His team is on it again.
[00:10:46]  I mean, with these, you know, these election fraud stories going into Georgia.
[00:10:50]  The devil went down to Georgia.
[00:10:52]  And look at what he is finding.
[00:10:54]  All of this is coming into form.
[00:10:57]  And they wanted to distract you with all of these different psyops.
[00:11:00]  And it's not working because they used all of this up in 2016.
[00:11:06]  They used all of this up in 2020.
[00:11:09]  And now it's just, they're not even creative about it.
[00:11:12]  Go to the shelf, get a can.
[00:11:14]  So whatever happened to President Trump, they're trying to recreate with the Democrats.
[00:11:18]  And they tried to recreate a situation with Ilon Omar, and it didn't work.
[00:11:25]  It fell flat.
[00:11:26]  When I saw that, I didn't even blink.
[00:11:28]  It was over.
[00:11:30]  I said, oh my gosh, are you serious?
[00:11:32]  I mean, are they this desperate now?
[00:11:34]  But they are.
[00:11:35]  They're not even good actors.
[00:11:38]  But the persistence at Scott Pressler, holy cow, another one.
[00:11:42]  You've got Senator Barroso, Republican Wyoming, who is co-sponsoring the Save Act.
[00:11:49]  The pressure you all are putting on these senators is immense, and it is definitely checking out.
[00:11:56]  Keep going.
[00:11:58]  This is fantastic. This is fantastic news.
[00:12:11]  Sorry.
[00:12:11]  I didn't know what you're, I didn't know if you were going to go or not.
[00:12:15]  No, every now and then, like every couple weeks, you'll cut out for like 45 seconds.
[00:12:20]  And I thought that's what just happened.
[00:12:21]  So I'm just waiting for it to come back out.
[00:12:24]  Normally we try to avoid Dead Harris.
[00:12:26]  I'm like, he'll just be talking, and it'll just cut out and always come back in like 30 seconds to 45 seconds.
[00:12:32]  Does it once every three weeks?
[00:12:33]  I don't know why.
[00:12:35]  It sounded like it happened, so I'll just wait for it to happen.
[00:12:38]  Well, I was looking to see if I had lost you because, and I had to move my mic to get to that window to see if you were still in here because I heard a click and I went, oh, no, I'm going to have to bring him back in.
[00:12:48]  So that's what I was doing over here.
[00:12:50]  I was like, uh-oh.
[00:12:51]  And then when you were still there, I'm like, hello.
[00:12:53]  Hi.
[00:12:54]  It's you.
[00:12:55]  Hi.
[00:12:56]  Anywho.
[00:12:57]  So this Senator John Barroso, he says, why do Democrats want to allow illegal immigrants to vote?
[00:13:03]  America's elections should be decided by American citizens.
[00:13:07]  I'm proud to co-sponsor the SAVE Act, Let's Make It Law.
[00:13:10]  I mean, why is this so hard?
[00:13:14]  Kat, why?
[00:13:15]  So you remember the band-aid girl?
[00:13:19]  The band-aid?
[00:13:20]  I got a band-aid, and they call me an N-word.
[00:13:21]  Yeah, she was arrested for me.
[00:13:23]  She was arrested today again from Minneapolis for assaulting a federal officer.
[00:13:28]  Goodness sake.
[00:13:29]  Yeah.
[00:13:29]  And then Pam Bondi's been just putting like, she's like purple.
[00:13:35]  I can't show him pictures of all the people she's arresting today.
[00:13:38]  They're arresting all kinds of people.
[00:13:39]  Yes.
[00:13:40]  For all these people, been throwing stuff at officers.
[00:13:42]  They all got their name.
[00:13:43]  They're arresting them right now.
[00:13:44]  If you can go to Pam Bondi's website, underneath her thread, she's just one picture after another of these people getting arrested today.
[00:13:51]  I'm putting them up here.
[00:13:52]  For the nobody ever gets arrested crowd.
[00:13:55]  Isn't this wonderful?
[00:13:56]  Look at this.
[00:13:57]  Oh, what a bunch of winners, too.
[00:13:59]  I mean, you can see exactly.
[00:14:01]  They're getting paid for this.
[00:14:02]  Now, that little number over there, she looks a little nervous.
[00:14:05]  Isn't this the small at?
[00:14:09]  It is, isn't it?
[00:14:10]  If I'm not mistaken.
[00:14:11]  I think it is.
[00:14:12]  Certainly looks like her.
[00:14:14]  So there she is, biting her time.
[00:14:18]  Wow.
[00:14:19]  Where's the band-aid?
[00:14:20]  My God, the scars and the band-aids gone after three days.
[00:14:24]  Isn't it amazing how that works?
[00:14:27]  Yeah, this is nothing but just a scam.
[00:14:29]  It's a psyop.
[00:14:30]  It's trying to rattle their base.
[00:14:31]  They're very concerned about midterms.
[00:14:33]  If you can imagine if they are able to squeak by and win the midterms, then they can put all of their focus on impeaching Trump and they can completely derail his presidency the remaining years.
[00:14:47]  They can try and I'm sure they'll impeach him, but oh, of course they will.
[00:14:51]  I'm telling you, nothing's going to derail him right now.
[00:14:54]  I mean, he'll, it's not like the Senate or the House has passed anything anyway.
[00:14:58]  Aren't they?
[00:14:58]  Aren't they?
[00:14:59]  It's all been him and his cabinet.
[00:15:00]  They hadn't done anything anyway.
[00:15:02]  What have they done?
[00:15:03]  Well, and this Rand Paul character, I am so sick of his grandstanding.
[00:15:07]  I'll tell you.
[00:15:08]  He is just a piece of crap, man.
[00:15:10]  He really is.
[00:15:12]  I mean, come on.
[00:15:13]  He tries to act like he's so righteous.
[00:15:14]  He's not.
[00:15:15]  Rubio is just, he is doing beautifully up there.
[00:15:19]  He completely dogged everybody out, man.
[00:15:21]  That Rubio's got his shit together now.
[00:15:24]  He's definitely no surprise.
[00:15:28]  Well, I liked that you called this out because you have C-SPAN that says Senator Rand Paul on Alex Pretty shooting in Minneapolis.
[00:15:36]  I don't think it's honest to say that he brandished a weapon.
[00:15:39]  I don't think it's honest to say that he assaulted officers.
[00:15:42]  And you put out he was literally fighting officers, swinging, kicking, and punching with everything he had.
[00:15:50]  It's on video, you gaslighting POS moron.
[00:15:55]  Oh, he didn't assault officers.

=== Rubio Debunks Trump's Righteousness (04:17) ===

[00:15:58]  He's literally kicking, biting, fighting, swinging the whole time.
[00:16:02]  What are you talking about?
[00:16:04]  God.
[00:16:05]  Really ridiculous.
[00:16:08]  The whole thing is, you know, it really is something.
[00:16:13]  And here you've got President Trump just doing incredible things.
[00:16:17]  And he even brought up Ted Cruz today.
[00:16:19]  He said, if I nominate Ted Cruz for the Supreme Court, the Democrats will vote for him because they wanted him to get out of the Senate.
[00:16:28]  Here he is.
[00:16:30]  But, but Ted Cruz.
[00:16:32]  Let me get this a little bit larger.
[00:16:34]  Hang on a sec.
[00:16:34]  This is important.
[00:16:37]  Get up here for you.
[00:16:38]  Cruz has one thing that I love.
[00:16:40]  If I ever have problems, because it's hard to get people to prove, he's a brilliant legal mind.
[00:16:45]  He's a brilliant man.
[00:16:46]  If I nominate him for the United States Supreme Court, I will get 100% of the vote.
[00:16:53]  The Democrats will vote for him because they want to get him the hell out.
[00:16:56]  And the Republicans will vote for him because they want to get him the hell out, too.
[00:17:01]  Where's Ted?
[00:17:02]  Where are you, Ted?
[00:17:06]  Oh, he actually, realistically, would be a good pick.
[00:17:11]  He would.
[00:17:12]  He would be the biggest thorn in their side the world has ever seen.
[00:17:17]  Yeah, you know, he can't hardly find his place, but I think that would be a good place for him.
[00:17:23]  That's a good way to put it.
[00:17:25]  He can't find his place, but that would be fine.
[00:17:28]  Just stick him up there and trouble find it for him.
[00:17:32]  Lon Ted.
[00:17:33]  Oh, boy, that would drive them nuts.
[00:17:36]  They deserve it.
[00:17:37]  You remember, you know, Lon Ted, he's literally like on the Harvard debate team and won every debate.
[00:17:42]  I mean, he's like the debate champion in the world.
[00:17:45]  Trump, one of the funniest things in the first campaign was he called him Lion Ted and it was Lion Ted.
[00:17:51]  And so they come out of a debate and Lion Ted, there was some Trump supporters over there, some rednecks, man.
[00:17:59]  They were wearing like Trump hats, no shirts.
[00:18:01]  I mean, you know, they look like Joe Dirt, both of them exactly in the movie.
[00:18:06]  And he thought he was going to go there and be, you know, and really like, oh man, I can kill these guys debate.
[00:18:14]  So he went over there and he tried to like for a minute.
[00:18:20]  Now, I want to ask y'all a question.
[00:18:23]  And he started this, you know, debate, you know, superiority stuff.
[00:18:28]  And hey, God, I can't quit live and think about this.
[00:18:32]  Do you remember this?
[00:18:33]  I do.
[00:18:33]  And then he started going now.
[00:18:35]  Let me ask you a question.
[00:18:36]  Now, in Trump's this, would it do this or would it do that?
[00:18:39]  And the guy just sat there, man.
[00:18:41]  And after he's finished, he went, Lion Ted.
[00:18:44]  That's why they call him Lion Ted, right?
[00:18:46]  I'm talking to Lion Ted.
[00:18:48]  And it stuck.
[00:18:49]  I couldn't get through that without almost laughing.
[00:18:52]  And it stuck forever.
[00:18:53]  That was the end of it.
[00:18:54]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:18:55]  You can't win.
[00:18:56]  You can't win in a redneck debate, a Pee-Wee Herman, redneck debate.
[00:19:00]  It's like trying to debate Pee-Wee Herman.
[00:19:02]  Well, my God.
[00:19:04]  He really did.
[00:19:05]  I mean, he slammed them all.
[00:19:07]  I mean, even Little Marco.
[00:19:09]  I remember everybody.
[00:19:12]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:19:13]  Lion Ted.
[00:19:15]  Yeah, and at the end, he was like, yeah, it's like, you liar.
[00:19:17]  You're Lion Ted.
[00:19:18]  It's like, God, you lying, Ted.
[00:19:20]  He was over there in philosophical discussion, thought he was going to get a redneck.
[00:19:24]  Oh, God.
[00:19:25]  He made so many people famous after that.
[00:19:29]  It was, you know, with all of the different things that he would call him.
[00:19:32]  I mean, he destroyed them.
[00:19:33]  It's Lil Marco.
[00:19:35]  I mean, I thought he ruined Marco Rubio's career, and he kind of did.
[00:19:40]  The last time he ran for Senate, Marco Rubio wasn't going to run.
[00:19:44]  I believe Trump talked him into it.
[00:19:45]  I think so.
[00:19:49]  And look at Trump, man.
[00:19:50]  He brings him back, and now he's a star, man.
[00:19:52]  What a comeback.
[00:19:53]  Incredible.
[00:19:55]  Incredible.
[00:19:56]  But you put President Trump up there and he was not playing.
[00:19:58]  I mean, he said, look, I'm going to debate my way.
[00:20:01]  I'm going to start calling people out for what they truly are.
[00:20:04]  And the American people just completely, for the first time, we were watching somebody telling it like it is and not just putting on a show.
[00:20:12]  And it was so great.
[00:20:13]  Low energy Jeb, everybody's saying it.

=== Incredible Comeback Moments (13:21) ===

[00:20:15]  Oh, yes.
[00:20:16]  You remember that?
[00:20:17]  Hello Energy Jeb.
[00:20:18]  And Megan Kelly.
[00:20:19]  She was bleeding from her eyes.
[00:20:21]  She was bleeding.
[00:20:26]  He just gone, oh my gosh, did he just go there?
[00:20:30]  Yes, he did.
[00:20:30]  Crooked Hillary, right?
[00:20:32]  I mean, oh, my gosh.
[00:20:35]  Oh, no.
[00:20:37]  Jack Smith and his crooked thugs.
[00:20:39]  I mean, he's got the whole thing down.
[00:20:41]  It's just fantastic to watch.
[00:20:44]  And he calls them for what they are.
[00:20:46]  Their name changes.
[00:20:46]  So much stuff happened in the last 24 hours.
[00:20:48]  I'm trying to just think about it all right now.
[00:20:50]  We do a live show.
[00:20:51]  It's just oh man.
[00:20:53]  It's just one thing after another.
[00:20:55]  It's crazy.
[00:20:56]  Oh, for the sports fan, I mean, you're talking about the NFL so woke that they didn't even let Bill Belichick, probably the best coach in history.
[00:21:05]  I'm not a big fan of his, but let's face it.
[00:21:08]  He's one of the greatest NFL coaches in history.
[00:21:09]  They didn't even let him in the first, in the Hall of Fame, first ballot.
[00:21:15]  And then here comes Trump tweeting about it, of course, you know, so they should reverse it.
[00:21:19]  And the sissy new kickoff rule.
[00:21:20]  He had to throw that in there.
[00:21:22]  Isn't that funny?
[00:21:24]  He's great.
[00:21:25]  He tweets about everything, man, because he's an American, man.
[00:21:28]  He cares about sports.
[00:21:29]  He cares about the, you know, you can do it all.
[00:21:32]  He tweets about it all.
[00:21:34]  I just think he's fun.
[00:21:35]  We'll never have another one like him.
[00:21:37]  We really will not.
[00:21:38]  We have to cherish this because he is one of a kind.
[00:21:42]  Proves it every single day.
[00:21:44]  But yes, it was the exact same lady to answer our question.
[00:21:48]  Nasra Ahmed, bananas and rice chick.
[00:21:51]  For those back, yeah, bananas and rice.
[00:21:54]  She was just arrested in Minneapolis for assaulting federal officers.
[00:21:58]  And here you've got Somali.
[00:22:04]  I'm proud to be Somali.
[00:22:06]  To me, being Somali isn't just eating bananas with rice.
[00:22:11]  It's a lie.
[00:22:12]  It's like millions of dollars.
[00:22:15]  It's an interesting thing.
[00:22:17]  It's very hard to describe what it means to be Somali and what it means to be American.
[00:22:23]  Salt and police.
[00:22:24]  It's a cultural fusion.
[00:22:26]  It's kind of like the bananas and rice.
[00:22:29]  You know, people don't really see like, you know, people don't think, oh, you can eat bananas with rice, but that's what it's like to be Somali and American.
[00:22:40]  It's like that combination of banana and rice.
[00:22:44]  But you're going to get what I mean.
[00:22:47]  Oh, I'm.
[00:22:49]  Who in the F eats bananas and rice?
[00:22:52]  My God.
[00:22:53]  The same people.
[00:22:55]  That'd be like pouring Kool-Aid and rice krispies.
[00:22:58]  Well, the same people that put pineapple on their pizza.
[00:23:01]  But that's a whole nother debate for another day because some people actually really like that.
[00:23:07]  But this is hilarious.
[00:23:08]  I mean, they're obviously not sending their best.
[00:23:10]  You know what they don't serve in the prison?
[00:23:11]  Bananas are rice.
[00:23:14]  You can get some ramen noodles in there today.
[00:23:18]  Oh, my God.
[00:23:19]  This is what we want them to do, though.
[00:23:20]  What they're doing right now with these protesters, purple offering them, show their pictures nationally.
[00:23:26]  I mean, we said this months ago.
[00:23:29]  I mean, I'm glad they did it.
[00:23:31]  Remember, we said this is important.
[00:23:32]  It is important.
[00:23:33]  Well, they're arresting them today.
[00:23:35]  This is wonderful.
[00:23:36]  Watch the 2020 election fraud case, though.
[00:23:38]  Telling you, my little birdies on the street tell me that that's going to hit.
[00:23:44]  Well, it needs to.
[00:23:45]  I mean, President Trump even has it framed.
[00:23:47]  He has the auto pen framed where Biden should be because that we have got to fix, or else we're going to lose our country.
[00:23:53]  And I think most people know this.
[00:23:55]  It has gotten almost a year now since Biden said he's had cancer, stage four cancer, and then never mentioned it again.
[00:24:02]  No, it kind of just sort of went away.
[00:24:03]  It's been like 10 months now since he said I have stage four cancer that's metastasized into my bones.
[00:24:08]  Same thing Scott Adams had, and he didn't last three or four months.
[00:24:12]  And then it's 10 months later.
[00:24:14]  He's old.
[00:24:15]  He said he'd never had a prostate exam in his life, 80-something years old, which is come on.
[00:24:20]  Right.
[00:24:21]  Lord.
[00:24:22]  I mean, him and Jill's probably had 20 of them.
[00:24:25]  Well, the whole thing.
[00:24:27]  I mean, this is what the media does.
[00:24:29]  They thought that they could play on our emotions, right?
[00:24:32]  Because they know.
[00:24:33]  Conservatives are generally Christian people for the most part.
[00:24:37]  And we try not to talk out of school.
[00:24:39]  We try to, you know, do the right things.
[00:24:42]  And we don't engage the way the left has.
[00:24:44]  I mean, you can see the left out there on pure display, and you can see what kind of people they are.
[00:24:50]  I mean, all of the things that they've done to ICE and what they have done to MAGA, the riots, the burning, the looting, the stealing.
[00:24:56]  Meanwhile, you've got Democrat politicians who have been applauding them and egging them on this entire way.
[00:25:01]  I mean, they're two groups of people.
[00:25:04]  It's so funny when I got Poopy Pants Biden number one for like two days.
[00:25:08]  Wasn't that fun?
[00:25:09]  You know, that bothers them too when he pooped, like he pooped his pants in front of the Pope.
[00:25:14]  That was the most horrible thing.
[00:25:16]  And then I thought it was Shark Week.
[00:25:19]  And it got number one, too.
[00:25:20]  Remember that?
[00:25:21]  Oh, yes.
[00:25:22]  And then, of course, you have Eric Fartwell.
[00:25:27]  Or, yeah.
[00:25:28]  Spy Fart.
[00:25:28]  Spy Fart, you called him.
[00:25:30]  And so, I mean, you've nicknamed a lot of these characters just like President Trump has, and it stays with him forever.
[00:25:36]  Tampon Tim is another one.
[00:25:39]  Mumsey Culpepper is still the best one.
[00:25:41]  Mumsey.
[00:25:42]  And Mumsey just disappeared from the planet.
[00:25:45]  I don't remember.
[00:25:45]  Didn't he?
[00:25:46]  Where did he go?
[00:25:47]  He went in on Trump.
[00:25:48]  And they paid him like millions of dollars because they were going to do a CNN Plus.
[00:25:53]  And they were going to get him.
[00:25:54]  They got him from Fox.
[00:25:55]  Well, Fox fired him.
[00:25:56]  Then they got him from Fox.
[00:25:57]  And they're like, okay, you know, because everybody's doing these streaming services.
[00:26:02]  And they're big money when they connect.
[00:26:04]  And then like 200 people, they spent $40 million in all this star power trying to get CNN Plus and like 200 people signed up for it.
[00:26:15]  Nobody, no.
[00:26:16]  The only reason people watch you now is because they force you to watch it at the damn airports.
[00:26:20]  Oh my gosh, it's so true.
[00:26:22]  And then he just disappeared.
[00:26:24]  Nobody wanted him after that.
[00:26:25]  Just in case you don't know who we're talking about, that was Chris Wallace, who used to be on CNN after he left Fox.
[00:26:34]  I mean, this is total.
[00:26:36]  This guy was always trying to go after President Trump in any way he could.
[00:26:41]  He was just a complete plant for that.
[00:26:43]  And then Caturd came up with Mumsy Culpepper, and once it stuck, it stuck.
[00:26:49]  It was like the funniest thing.
[00:26:51]  I can't even look at him again without thinking of him with Jen Piskanki hair and Mumsie Culpepper.
[00:27:01]  I'm going to show everybody so you guys can take a look.
[00:27:03]  You can see it for yourself.
[00:27:04]  It's really funny.
[00:27:05]  It's all over the internet.
[00:27:06]  It's all over Google.
[00:27:07]  All you have to do is type in Mumsy Culpepper, and that shows up.
[00:27:12]  I mean, this is how big it was.
[00:27:13]  There's even one with a Santa Claus hat.
[00:27:17]  I mean, this is just a riot.
[00:27:19]  You look through all these pictures, but this is who Mumsy Culpepper is.
[00:27:28]  I just said one of the funniest things.
[00:27:31]  Is Google Mumsy Culpepper?
[00:27:33]  I ask everybody, I said, we got to give a, this is not how it started.
[00:27:38]  So it was a combination of several things.
[00:27:41]  So I told everybody next, I said, it was like Sunday morning.
[00:27:45]  I said, let's just do a name that means nothing.
[00:27:51]  And I was just like, okay, everybody give me a name.
[00:27:54]  And let's just get a name that means nothing and try to get it trend on Twitter.
[00:28:01]  And I guarantee you, the left will still get mad about it, even though it's a made-up name.
[00:28:06]  So, you know, there was like thousands of replies.
[00:28:08]  I was looking at the names and none of them really hit me.
[00:28:11]  So I don't know why I came up with Mumsy Culpepper.
[00:28:13]  So I just said, let's just do Mumsie Culpepper.
[00:28:15]  And it went number one.
[00:28:17]  And just like we said, there were liberals.
[00:28:20]  They're wasting time on this silly stuff.
[00:28:22]  They're not serious people.
[00:28:25]  Every liberal was throwing a fit.
[00:28:27]  It stayed number one like for 20 hours or something.
[00:28:31]  And that's the best show.
[00:28:34]  Yeah.
[00:28:34]  And then somebody said, I don't know what it was, but it was, I didn't actually, it was, they were saying Chris Wallace was on the next day or something.
[00:28:44]  They go, that's Mumsy Culpepper.
[00:28:45]  Somebody sent her prize.
[00:28:46]  I said, you're right.
[00:28:47]  That's Mumsy Culpepper.
[00:28:49]  And so we just started calling him Mumsy Culp.
[00:28:51]  I don't know who that was, but it was somebody else that came up with that.
[00:28:54]  It's Chris Wallace.
[00:28:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:56]  I can't remember.
[00:28:56]  It might have been Jackie.
[00:28:57]  I don't know.
[00:28:58]  It was just a riot.
[00:29:00]  Just one of the funniest things.
[00:29:02]  And I mean, it's all over there.
[00:29:03]  You can see Chris Wallace.
[00:29:05]  The only one that I came up with that got number one in the world, not the number one in the United States, I've only had one number one, and that's farting crickets.
[00:29:13]  I don't know why it got so thick.
[00:29:15]  Isn't that funny?
[00:29:16]  Farting crickets.
[00:29:17]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:29:18]  And you had a couple of those that you did.
[00:29:22]  One was Bigfoot or something like that.
[00:29:25]  Farting Bigfoot.
[00:29:26]  Yes.
[00:29:26]  I mean, you had a whole string of them.
[00:29:29]  You were having so much fun.
[00:29:31]  Farting is bipartisan.
[00:29:34]  That upset them, too.
[00:29:35]  I remember that.
[00:29:38]  Oh my gosh.
[00:29:39]  Well, it really upsets them.
[00:29:40]  It really, it really leaves them.
[00:29:43]  We were having fun.
[00:29:44]  And the more one thing I realized during that time is the more fun you have and you're just having fun and you're just being silly and being stupid and just having a blast, the worse it pisses them off.
[00:29:54]  Definitely.
[00:29:55]  They get so upset over it.
[00:29:56]  And all that does is make us want to keep going.
[00:29:59]  But you can look at some of these elite, right?
[00:30:02]  I mean, you saw how Hillary Clinton and others from the Democrat Party, they went after the memers the way they did.
[00:30:08]  I mean, the anniversary of that is coming up where they even filed a lawsuit.
[00:30:13]  This man was being charged because of memes.
[00:30:16]  What they're doing over there in Europe is exactly what they wanted to do here.
[00:30:20]  And so you've got top university professors overwhelmingly donate to Democrats, in case anybody was wondering, despite the university's claim of independence from political views, they've got the records.
[00:30:33]  I mean, according to the analysis, 97.6% of the 1,099 political donations are going to the Democrat Party and Democrat candidates.
[00:30:44]  This is from the 2025 election cycle.
[00:30:49]  This is according to the Federal Election Commission data.
[00:30:52]  Zero donations went to Republicans.
[00:30:57]  So you wonder who's teaching your kids?
[00:30:59]  You wonder where all of this is coming from?
[00:31:02]  This is it.
[00:31:04]  It's very clear.
[00:31:06]  Oh, do you hear about the, there's a nurse that is on leave and another one in Florida can never practice again.
[00:31:14]  Yeah, the one we thought about.
[00:31:16]  Remember, I said there's a second one.
[00:31:18]  Yes.
[00:31:19]  They fired her and then she'd come out.
[00:31:20]  I'm right.
[00:31:21]  And then she'd come on and did another video of 30 seconds shooting everybody a bird saying, I don't care.
[00:31:24]  I'm right.
[00:31:25]  I'm going to be right in history.
[00:31:26]  So the Attorney General of Florida came out and said, yeah, your license is gone.
[00:31:31]  Yeah, see you later, Alligator.
[00:31:34]  I think that is so fun.
[00:31:36]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:31:38]  So Lexi's license has been revoked.
[00:31:41]  And this is from the Attorney General.
[00:31:43]  Effective today, Lexi Lawler is no longer allowed to practice nursing in Florida.
[00:31:49]  Making statements that wish pain and suffering on anyone when those statements are directly related to one's practice is an ethical red line.
[00:31:56]  We should not cross.
[00:31:58]  I'm proud that the Florida Surgeon General for taking this decisive action.
[00:32:05]  I don't want anybody like that working on me.
[00:32:07]  Oh my gosh.
[00:32:09]  What?
[00:32:09]  I mean, can you imagine you go in for surgery and something political comes up and they assume that you're on one side or another?
[00:32:17]  Do you really want them hacking into you?
[00:32:19]  I don't think so.
[00:32:21]  Mm-mm.
[00:32:22]  Not if that's how they behave.
[00:32:26]  But the Virginia nurse, she is placed on leave pending the investigation following the social media post encouraging people to poison ICE agents.
[00:32:35]  I mean, what is wrong with these nurses?
[00:32:38]  This is the other one.
[00:32:38]  This is Melinda.
[00:32:40]  She is a healthcare worker at UCV Health.
[00:32:44]  She posted a series of videos encouraging people to inject ICE agents with this.
[00:32:50]  I don't know what kind of poison this is, but it's a temporary paralysis drug and spray poison on them.
[00:32:58]  She also encourages women to go on dates with agents and drug their food.
[00:33:05]  And kind of date an agent, have sex with them, and then take a picture of their genitals and put it online.
[00:33:11]  Oh, how disgusting.
[00:33:12]  You know what?
[00:33:12]  There's laws against that.
[00:33:15]  There certainly are laws against that.
[00:33:18]  There's also a bunch of dudes that probably get off.
[00:33:21]  Oh, my.
[00:33:22]  Well, they came out.
[00:33:26]  UCU Health came out and said, we prioritize the health and safety of anyone who comes to us for care.
[00:33:33]  And they said that she's gone.

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[00:33:37]  Yep.
[00:33:38]  She was doing the videos in scrubs inside the hospital.
[00:33:41]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:33:43]  It's just so wrong.
[00:33:45]  Talking about lawsuit.
[00:33:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:33:48]  I mean, they couldn't get rid of her fast enough.
[00:33:53]  These liberals, and they put out these TikTok videos.
[00:33:57]  They've been doing it for so long, and they've been getting worse and worse and worse.
[00:34:00]  And they've had nothing's happened to them.
[00:34:03]  Nobody's said anything to them.
[00:34:04]  So they just get worse and worse.
[00:34:06]  They live in their bubble, and all their little stupid Karens laugh about it.
[00:34:11]  And they think it's funny.
[00:34:12]  And then they put a video and they cannot believe the backlash.
[00:34:15]  That's right.
[00:34:17]  I mean, I can't believe that somebody would actually want that out there, right?
[00:34:22]  I mean, of themselves doing that.
[00:34:23]  Well, they're not too bright, or they wouldn't be liberals if they were bright.
[00:34:27]  They're really not.
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[00:37:53]  So how's that winter storm?
[00:37:55]  Are y'all still cold?
[00:37:56]  Oh, man.
[00:37:58]  So cold.
[00:37:59]  It was like 22 this morning.
[00:38:01]  Wow.
[00:38:03]  Wow.
[00:38:04]  Yeah, it's going to be here and then it's going to be like 15 or 14 Saturday night.
[00:38:10]  Good, Jesus.
[00:38:11]  It's been a really cold winter.
[00:38:13]  It's the coldest winter I can remember being down here for decades.
[00:38:17]  All that global warming.
[00:38:19]  Oh, isn't that something?
[00:38:20]  I know.
[00:38:21]  It is so cold.
[00:38:22]  You know, the seas are rising, man.
[00:38:23]  It's funny that I fished the same damn spots my whole life and I'm still in the same spot when I'm waiting out according to what the tide is.
[00:38:31]  Oh, gosh.
[00:38:32]  But you're so used to flip-flops over there in Florida.
[00:38:35]  So, I mean, this is kind of fun.
[00:38:37]  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:37]  You know, I mean, it's got to be kind of a little bit entertaining for you.
[00:38:41]  I live in flip-flops.
[00:38:42]  Yeah.
[00:38:44]  I got, you know, a lot of pair of boots.
[00:38:47]  I got two or three pairs of boots, cowboy boots.
[00:38:50]  I got more boots.
[00:38:52]  I basically got flip-flops and boots, but nothing in between.
[00:38:55]  Hey, wow.
[00:38:56]  I mean, this is funny because you go from one extreme to the other.
[00:38:59]  You're either really hot, it seems, whenever I talk to you about weather, or you're really cold.
[00:39:04]  It's bizarre.
[00:39:06]  But I do know, I mean, as far as people in New York, Rob was reporting that the ice on the Hudson River and East River is so bad that ferry services are suspended.
[00:39:17]  I mean, this is wild, but the New York City Ferry and Staten Island Ferry and New York Waterway Service from New Jersey to Manhattan are all suspended indefinitely.
[00:39:29]  It won't be above freezing again until next Tuesday at the earliest.
[00:39:36]  The Weehawken Ferry Terminal in the video is the one that he used to ride when he was going into Manhattan.
[00:39:45]  All of that has been suspended.
[00:39:47]  I've been to New York for New Year's Eve, and when it gets really cold like that, there is nothing worse.
[00:39:54]  That kind of cold on your face.
[00:39:56]  You can't warm up.
[00:39:58]  You just cannot do it.
[00:40:01]  And so I feel so bad for people around the country that are experiencing that, especially my friends from Mississippi.
[00:40:07]  They're here now.
[00:40:07]  They're like, woof, thank goodness.
[00:40:10]  Dodge having a good friends.
[00:40:11]  Got the girls here.
[00:40:13]  They only got to be on the show.
[00:40:14]  I've been working on them.
[00:40:15]  Come into it when they're drunk.
[00:40:16]  It's easier.
[00:40:18]  Don't ask them when they're sober.
[00:40:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:23]  Make them sign a bar napkin contract.
[00:40:25]  I know.
[00:40:26]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:40:27]  Do some serious contract.
[00:40:28]  I promise I will.
[00:40:32]  Oh, they're so fun, but they are definitely not used to it.
[00:40:36]  We can do it like the dating game, except I ask them questions, you know, like a drunk girlfriend number one.
[00:40:41]  Is it true?
[00:40:44]  Your drunk girlfriend number two.
[00:40:46]  You won't even name it.
[00:40:47]  Oh, they're so fun.
[00:40:49]  That would be really fun.
[00:40:50]  I'll see what I can do.
[00:40:51]  I mean, I'm working.
[00:40:52]  I know one definitely cannot because she's famous and it's in her contract not to do anything like appearances.
[00:40:58]  So, yeah.
[00:41:00]  But the rest of them, you need to, you know, bar napkin contract.
[00:41:05]  Well, I can't do that.
[00:41:06]  You, well, you signed a contract last night.
[00:41:09]  Don't you remember?
[00:41:09]  On your seven on your seven and seven napkin that says, I will appear on the ballot show.
[00:41:16]  Isn't that nuts?
[00:41:18]  I got you under contract right here.
[00:41:20]  Gosh.
[00:41:21]  Oh, well, you know, we'll try.
[00:41:23]  We'll see what I can do.
[00:41:24]  I've been trying to talk about it, but, you know, they just kind of look at me like, don't know about that.
[00:41:30]  Couple of them are a little shy too, until you get a few drinks in them and then we have a whole new personality.
[00:41:35]  I actually have nicknames for them, for each one of them.
[00:41:38]  One of them Shannon.
[00:41:39]  We call her Shanane because she's got like this full-blown alter ego that comes out.
[00:41:43]  Nobody even recognizes her.
[00:41:45]  She's just so funny.
[00:41:47]  Shanane's out.
[00:41:48]  Okay, everybody hide.
[00:41:50]  We don't know what she's gonna do.
[00:41:52]  So we have a good time.
[00:41:53]  It's a.
[00:41:53]  It's a real trip i've had.
[00:41:56]  I've been friends with my friends for a very, very long time.
[00:42:00]  I'm back there.
[00:42:00]  You are.
[00:42:01]  You popped out.
[00:42:02]  Okay, that was me.
[00:42:04]  I was slipping through the thing and I hit the leave button.
[00:42:07]  Oh well, then you missed the drunk girlfriend conversation.
[00:42:11]  I was.
[00:42:11]  I was telling on one of them she has.
[00:42:15]  Well, there's one.
[00:42:16]  Her name is Shannon.
[00:42:17]  She wouldn't care if I brought this up, but she has an alter ego and whenever she does drink she's got this full-blown different personality.
[00:42:24]  We call her Shanane.
[00:42:26]  And so Shanayne's here.
[00:42:27]  Uh-oh, everybody watch out, because you don't know what Shanane is going to do.
[00:42:30]  Shannon's a really nice person.
[00:42:32]  She's very put together.
[00:42:33]  She's pretty shy.
[00:42:34]  I mean, she's got her whole life in order.
[00:42:36]  But if she has too much to drink whoop.
[00:42:39]  Shanane's in and it's like uh oh, on the show.
[00:42:42]  On the show we'll do a two-hour show and then we'll get her, we'll get.
[00:42:46]  We'll start with Shannon and by the end of the show we'll make sure she's drinking during the show.
[00:42:50]  We'll end with Shanayne when Shanane's out Shannon Shanane, Shanane's here, and it's like everybody goes uh-oh, she's arrived.
[00:43:02]  Okay, let's get home early before anything happens.
[00:43:05]  Oh yeah, we have a good time with all of that.
[00:43:07]  Shanene is in okay, all right, so let's keep going.

=== Shanane's Surprise Appearance (07:07) ===

[00:43:13]  I just love Rubio, though I this whole story, the person that's in jail for leaking all of this stuff.
[00:43:20]  Rubio says the Pentagon contractor leaked the Maduro capture plans to the media.
[00:43:27]  Yep, sure did I mean, and this is why this person is in jail.
[00:43:32]  The contractor who stashed the classified documents at his home, Aurelio Perez Lagunes, is currently in jail.
[00:43:41]  FBI agents reportedly found classified intelligence reports in Perez Lagonez lunchbox and basement.
[00:43:49]  Rubio said the Pentagon contractor leaked the Maduro capture plans.
[00:43:54]  The U.s.
[00:43:54]  U.S. ARMY Stelta Force captured Maduro earlier this Month.
[00:43:57]  The leak plans could have been the special, in, of course, it could have been in harm's way for the special operators.
[00:44:05]  It could have put them in serious danger.
[00:44:09]  So he came out swinging.
[00:44:10]  He said, the truth of the matter is that this mission could not have been briefed to Congress because it wasn't even in the realm of possible until very late in December when all of our efforts to negotiate with Maduro had failed and the president was finally presented these options and made these decisions.
[00:44:30]  This was a tremendous situation.
[00:44:34]  Plus, they leak it five minutes.
[00:44:35]  The Democrats would after they said something.
[00:44:38]  Oh, they sure did.
[00:44:39]  They would do anything to sabotage President Trump in this administration, even if it hurts America.
[00:44:44]  That's what we've learned, right?
[00:44:46]  Look at Afghanistan, cat.
[00:44:49]  What a disaster.
[00:44:50]  And they won't even talk about it.
[00:44:52]  I mean, you even had, you know, Afghanis that were sitting there with parades.
[00:44:57]  They were, you know, they had parades with our military equipment, Hamas and others, terrorists, like saying, okay, bye, U.S. We're going to take over now.
[00:45:09]  Our intel he left behind, that was a botched operation like nobody's business.
[00:45:14]  I've never seen anything worse than that.
[00:45:19]  So, I mean, again, Rubio is really, he's just unbelievable.
[00:45:25]  He really is.
[00:45:26]  And he was giving all of the testimony today right out there.
[00:45:31]  It was the first public testimony on Venezuela policy since the ouster of Maduro before the Senate committee.
[00:45:39]  They tried everything they could to do some gotcha questions.
[00:45:43]  I've got this slipping through.
[00:45:47]  Staged.
[00:45:47]  The word staged actually went number one trending in America today.
[00:45:54]  Well, that's why everybody knew it was fake.
[00:45:57]  Like six hours ago, staged was the number one.
[00:46:00]  Well, this shouldn't surprise anybody when you talk about, when you talk about fraud.
[00:46:05]  Okay, and you know, I'm sitting here itching, ready for it to go over here in California.
[00:46:10]  Come on, let's put the spotlight on us.
[00:46:12]  But listen to this report.
[00:46:14]  236 million Gavin Newscomb program to help the mentally ill has helped only 22 people in four years.
[00:46:26]  22 people.
[00:46:28]  236 million buckaroos gone.
[00:46:34]  It only helped 22 people.
[00:46:39]  And it's not like you're divvying up 236 million between 22 people.
[00:46:44]  It disappeared.
[00:46:44]  It's gone.
[00:46:46]  And you steal it and divide it all up and live the life of Riley.
[00:46:50]  Is this not insane?
[00:46:53]  I mean, we have got the worst situation going on in California with our homeless.
[00:46:59]  It is so sad.
[00:47:01]  And you mean to tell me only 22 people?
[00:47:04]  They don't even try to hide it.
[00:47:06]  It's like the fire victims, right?
[00:47:08]  When they were doing all of that fundraising.
[00:47:11]  And where did it go?
[00:47:12]  It went to all of these PACs and all of the PAC leaders for administration and all this other stuff.
[00:47:17]  Got swallowed up in a minute.
[00:47:19]  How disgusting.
[00:47:20]  And this guy, he thinks he's going to be the next president?
[00:47:24]  Huh.
[00:47:25]  Good luck.
[00:47:28]  That is real.
[00:47:29]  It is crazy.
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=== Savings Accounts and Form 4547 (08:56) ===

[00:50:20]  And you know what?
[00:50:20]  Sometimes they'll leave for a bit and then they'll come back.
[00:50:24]  It just depends on what it is.
[00:50:26]  But you'll see them return.
[00:50:28]  Everybody's like, oh, do you not like them anymore?
[00:50:30]  Oh, no.
[00:50:31]  We love our sponsors, whether we're advertising them or not.
[00:50:36]  We try the products first and see what we think.
[00:50:38]  And if we like them, then it's a go if we think you'll like them.
[00:50:41]  And so a lot of these things you will see again.
[00:50:44]  So I know you all are still really enjoying K-Leave and some of the others that we have shown on the show and just wonderful companies all the way around.
[00:50:53]  Thank you for supporting us.
[00:50:54]  It really helps a lot.
[00:50:56]  Really does.
[00:50:59]  So I cannot wait to see what happens with all of these people over there in Minnesota.
[00:51:07]  I cannot believe that you've got Mayor Jacob Frey.
[00:51:10]  I mean, after a productive meeting over there with President Trump, it looks like he must have heard something from his base because all of a sudden he just acted like a complete jerk.
[00:51:24]  But this is what you expect from the left.
[00:51:27]  This is how they intimidate their leaders, right?
[00:51:32]  So I'm happy to see that President Trump doesn't just let them get away with it.
[00:51:38]  I mean, he never has.
[00:51:39]  He's like, you know, calls them out for what they are.
[00:51:45]  But we've got a situation with a savings account.
[00:51:49]  She said today so you can get it when you're a baby.
[00:51:52]  Is that not wonderful news?
[00:51:54]  Always thinking outside the box.
[00:51:56]  What a great thing for children and grandchildren.
[00:52:01]  I mean, I wish we had something like that growing up.
[00:52:04]  We'd be doing really well right about now.
[00:52:07]  These savings account, these Trump savings accounts are wonderful.
[00:52:14]  Oh my gosh.
[00:52:15]  I mean, you know, people are going to have a hard time running in the next election if they're not just like Trump because you have to have that energy.
[00:52:24]  You have to have, you know, that kind of creative thinking.
[00:52:29]  And here it is.
[00:52:30]  Mark Wayne Mullen, he put this out.
[00:52:32]  Interested in Trump accounts for your kids.
[00:52:35]  This investment was part of the Working Families Tax Cuts to give the future of America a stake in America.
[00:52:42]  To open an account, all you need to do is file an IRS form 4547.
[00:52:48]  Don't you love the name of that form?
[00:52:50]  4547 with your tax return this year or after your child is born.
[00:52:57]  And so this is going to help jumpstart the American dream.
[00:53:02]  And it's a wonderful thing that they're doing.
[00:53:04]  They say that these things can get pretty high, like 50 grand or something.
[00:53:10]  They start as a baby with one of these accounts and they don't touch it and it continues to make money on itself.
[00:53:18]  My gosh.
[00:53:21]  Certainly could have used that growing up.
[00:53:23]  Would have been nice.
[00:53:25]  He was real fun.
[00:53:26]  And who's that star that was up there today?
[00:53:28]  I can't think of her name.
[00:53:30]  Oh, oh, yes.
[00:53:31]  Minaj.
[00:53:32]  Yeah.
[00:53:33]  Yes.
[00:53:33]  Nikki Minaj.
[00:53:34]  Yeah, and she just had a good time.
[00:53:36]  And Trump was just joking with everybody.
[00:53:38]  And it was, it was just fun.
[00:53:39]  Well, I mean, she's hard to keep up with all this stuff, man.
[00:53:42]  Well, it is.
[00:53:43]  And she said, I am your number one fan.
[00:53:45]  And did you see those nails?
[00:53:46]  Whoo, I wonder if she's on Native Path because hers.
[00:53:49]  Yeah, that's what, actually, when you do NASPAS, what your nails look like.
[00:53:53]  It does.
[00:53:54]  I'm telling you what, my nails have gotten so strong now.
[00:53:57]  She must be on the path.
[00:53:59]  She must be on the path.
[00:54:01]  You got that right.
[00:54:02]  Well, the whole story with James O'Keefe, he went undercover inside Minnesota mob.
[00:54:07]  Leftist agitators admit who's funding the anti-ICE protest, and they are independent socialist groups.
[00:54:14]  They're behind all of the chaos.
[00:54:16]  So you've got the network of NGOs, unions, and activist groups, SEIU, Make the Road New York, an independent socialist group.
[00:54:25]  They are all behind the chaos.
[00:54:27]  It's the same people over and over again.
[00:54:31]  They received, Make the Road New York receives $16 million in government grants.
[00:54:39]  Think about that.
[00:54:43]  He's been going undercover.
[00:54:44]  That's so dangerous.
[00:54:46]  I'm sorry.
[00:54:47]  I'm too much of a wimp for all that.
[00:54:49]  No.
[00:54:50]  It's just amazing how rotten.
[00:54:53]  We pay all these trillions of dollars.
[00:54:55]  You're earning trillion dollars a day.
[00:54:56]  It's just all fraud, all of it.
[00:54:59]  Every dang bit of it, man.
[00:55:00]  It's disgusting.
[00:55:01]  It's true.
[00:55:02]  It's got to make you sick to your stomach.
[00:55:04]  And they don't give citizens anything.
[00:55:07]  Nothing.
[00:55:07]  Nothing.
[00:55:08]  Oh, I hate that, too.
[00:55:09]  They just rape their bank accounts and steal from their paychecks.
[00:55:12]  It's crazy.
[00:55:13]  Well, and now we've got Trump accounts.
[00:55:14]  I mean, this is what President Trump wants.
[00:55:16]  He wants to, you know, he wants kids to have something in this country.
[00:55:22]  He really does.
[00:55:22]  He's doing everything he can to make sure that they've got it.
[00:55:27]  Oh, the Fed.
[00:55:28]  The Fed.
[00:55:30]  The big fat Fed.
[00:55:32]  Ugh.
[00:55:33]  What?
[00:55:33]  Didn't even move a needle today, cat.
[00:55:36]  Did not move.
[00:55:37]  That is.
[00:55:38]  I know.
[00:55:40]  Did not even move.
[00:55:41]  When is he due to get out of there?
[00:55:42]  What's his end date?
[00:55:44]  May.
[00:55:44]  That's all I know.
[00:55:45]  Yeah.
[00:55:46]  God.
[00:55:46]  I know.
[00:55:47]  Can happen soon enough.
[00:55:48]  Stupid ass out of there, man.
[00:55:51]  I feel the same as you.
[00:55:53]  He paused.
[00:55:54]  Okay, the Federal Reserve has officially paused interest rate cuts for the first time since July 2025.
[00:56:03]  This is so infuriating.
[00:56:06]  I cannot even believe it.
[00:56:08]  This has got everybody mad.
[00:56:10]  Get this clown gone.
[00:56:14]  Too late.
[00:56:15]  TDS, man.
[00:56:16]  Nothing to do with the economy.
[00:56:18]  That's it.
[00:56:19]  Too late, Jerome Powell.
[00:56:21]  Jerome Too Late Powell.
[00:56:23]  That's another name that he.
[00:56:25]  I'll never see him as anything else, but Too Late.
[00:56:28]  What a joke, loser clown he turned out to be.
[00:56:33]  Gosh, just anything to hurt the American people.
[00:56:36]  Did you see where Tim Waltz said that this was fun?
[00:56:41]  He'd beat the out of JD Vance in a debate.
[00:56:45]  Are you serious?
[00:56:47]  God, God.
[00:56:49]  I know.
[00:56:50]  Sad, isn't it?
[00:56:51]  So sad.
[00:56:52]  Gosh, so sad.
[00:56:55]  Well, there's a lot of things happening over there on Polymarket.
[00:56:59]  Lots of different things.
[00:57:01]  What will Powell say during the January press conference?
[00:57:05]  Job 15 plus times was 98%.
[00:57:08]  Tariff 13 plus times.
[00:57:10]  100%.
[00:57:12]  They had what was thrown at Earn Omar.
[00:57:16]  They had it.
[00:57:17]  And vinegar was the number one at 45%.
[00:57:19]  And so apple cider, vinegar.
[00:57:21]  So they kind of guessed it, the people.
[00:57:23]  Oh, that is hilarious.
[00:57:27]  Polymarket's cool because you can bet on anything.
[00:57:30]  They literally like a storm will come.
[00:57:31]  How much snow is going to fall in North Carolina?
[00:57:33]  How much snow is going to fall?
[00:57:34]  I mean, it goes on forever.
[00:57:36]  Oh, I love this.
[00:57:38]  Look at this.
[00:57:40]  What was Elon Omar sprayed with?
[00:57:42]  You're right.
[00:57:43]  Look at that.
[00:57:45]  Vinegar, 98%.
[00:57:47]  Bacon grease, 1%.
[00:57:51]  Urine, 1%.
[00:57:53]  Poison or toxin, 1%.
[00:57:56]  And pure water, 1%.
[00:57:59]  So the number one was vinegar.
[00:58:02]  And that ends up being what it was.
[00:58:06]  Apple cider vinegar.
[00:58:09]  This is a great, this is a lot of fun.
[00:58:11]  And you know what?
[00:58:12]  Like we say here, put your money where your mouth is because here you've got real polls in real time where you can bet on them, maybe make a little bit of quit on the side.
[00:58:21]  But polymarket.com, definitely check them out.
[00:58:24]  They're another sponsor of this show, and we truly appreciate them.
[00:58:28]  All right, Mr. Kat, is there anything else you would like to discuss today?
[00:58:34]  Gosh, I don't even know if we covered it all.
[00:58:35]  We didn't.
[00:58:37]  Man, it's just like, I went to, didn't go to bed early, but it was like, I sign off early sometimes because I start at 4 in the morning, so 7 or 8, I'm ready to get off Twitter.
[00:58:46]  And so I went to bed and woke up like four in the morning.
[00:58:48]  I was like, holy crap.
[00:58:49]  That's the first time I saw the fake attack.
[00:58:52]  And nobody, I just saw it and I saw the video of it.
[00:58:56]  And, you know, I didn't go through it.
[00:58:57]  I said, this stage is the most fake thing.
[00:59:00]  I didn't have to have anybody tell me.
[00:59:03]  I was like, oh, my God, that's fake.
[00:59:05]  When you see it, when you watch the video and you see her nod, I mean, I was loving all the different clips of the video because at every angle, you know, just like everything else, you can see it now in real time.

=== First Fake Attack Revealed (01:35) ===

[00:59:17]  They have to be careful because too many people are capturing what's going on.
[00:59:21]  But you saw the nod.
[00:59:24]  And as soon as I saw the nod, I was like, okay, she's so ready for this.
[00:59:28]  She knew it was coming and then she pounced.
[00:59:30]  I mean, come on.
[00:59:32]  No.
[00:59:33]  No.
[00:59:35]  More Somali fraud.
[00:59:37]  Somali.
[00:59:39]  All right.
[00:59:40]  Well, the only other thing I can report is the last thing I just want to talk about Zelensky because he's in the news again.
[00:59:49]  Trump will only sign security guarantees with Ukraine after Zelensky agrees to surrender remaining Don Tusk territory and end the war with Russia.
[01:00:00]  And just do it and end it.
[01:00:02]  Yes.
[01:00:02]  Why not?
[01:00:02]  God, it's so easy.
[01:00:04]  They got it anyway.
[01:00:05]  They had it.
[01:00:06]  It's already gone.
[01:00:08]  I know it.
[01:00:09]  So, I mean, we're still fooling with this.
[01:00:11]  And as President Trump said, just like the stolen election, just as President Trump has said in the past, this war would have never happened if they wouldn't have stolen the election and if we wouldn't have had Biden.
[01:00:23]  All of these people would still be alive.
[01:00:27]  Unreal.
[01:00:28]  All right.
[01:00:28]  Well, that's it for us.
[01:00:30]  Anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
[01:00:33]  We'll see you guys tomorrow.
[01:00:34]  No telling what's going to go on.
[01:00:36]  No telling.
[01:00:37]  All right.
[01:00:37]  Well, keep your pause there on the dial because we will be here at 3 p.m. Eastern Time tomorrow, Monday through Friday is this show.
[01:00:46]  Thank you all for being here.
[01:00:47]  In the meantime, you all be safe.
[01:00:49]  Be kind to one another, and we will see you later.