Jules and Cat Turd dismiss a Newsweek hit piece as fabricated clickbait, calling out baseless "swatting" claims tied to MAGA—despite the outlet’s sole accurate detail being their podcast comment request. They pivot to the 2025 government shutdown, exposing Dick Durbin’s admission that Democrats weaponized SNAP cuts for political gain, only reversing course after bipartisan deals (Thune/Kaine) restored funding until Jan. 30, 2026. Accusing pharma-backed Democrats of prioritizing power over crises—like Chicago’s ignored dead bodies—they link the shutdown to Pelosi’s $133M stock trades and Trump-targeting hypocrisy, demanding term limits to dismantle what they call systemic corruption. [Automatically generated summary]
Today is Monday, November 10th, 2025, episode number 919.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Kat.
How are you?
Let's hear.
Okay, just so everybody knows, we were having a little bit of technical difficulties because Kat has a new home set.
There!
I hear something.
It sounded like a groan and a grunt, but I did hear something.
Can you hear me?
Well, I heard something.
I don't know about all of you, but I definitely did.
So he's working things out on his end.
And I know that you are all just dying to hear from him today.
He's got a lot to discuss, but he's going to have to work out the technical side.
And then when he can join us, he will.
I hear you.
I hear something.
Can you hear me?
Yes.
You sound good.
I can hear you too now.
Okay.
Miracles do happen on Mondays.
Hi.
I'm here.
Hi.
I'm here.
Yes.
It's so good to hear you.
How are you?
Good.
Okay.
Yeah.
I know some crazy shit happened to me this weekend and it's like going on and on and on and it's involving other influencers and stuff at this point, but I just can't say anything about it.
I know you can't.
I mean, I can't say nothing about it.
It'll all come out in the news at some point.
Yes, it will.
It was a rough weekend on you, but you're okay.
You're safe.
And that's the main thing.
So I got a lot of DMs.
A lot of people were very concerned about what went on.
They had hints from other accounts.
So just know that he's here and he's fully in town.
I'm here as far as I can tell.
I'm like that beta cuck boyfriend of the drunk woman.
I'm here, honey.
I'm here.
That was so bad.
Oh my gosh.
I don't think anyone will ever forget that.
I think he will always regret that.
I mean, he's going to be known as that guy, that guy, the at I'm here guy, forevermore.
He might as well just changed his handle on social media.
And then Newsweek writes an article about the whole situation, somehow, claiming I'm having financial difficulties or legal difficulties.
Not financial, legal difficulties.
Well, I see.
Legal issues.
Yeah.
And I sent it your way because I got the email and I knew it didn't have anything to do with the show.
And I'm like, I didn't know what the hell they're talking about.
I've never mentioned legal issues in my life.
They just try to get a headline to go against me.
That's it.
This is the strangest thing.
That entire article was 100% made up bullshit out of thin air.
I don't even know what the hell they're talking about.
I have no idea what they're talking about.
And they contacted the show on Saturday.
I sent it your way.
And I didn't know what they were even saying.
So.
Idiots.
What is it even about?
I mean, do they have any?
I have no idea what they're talking about.
He said, okay, so this is what they're saying.
All right, let's try to dissect this.
Cat turd has sparked a reaction from people associated with the Make America Great Again MAGA movement after he said he is facing legal matters that is a thousand times worse than swatting.
That is not at all what's going on here, by the way.
I mean, this is so twisted and so wrong about what you were referring to.
I can't even understand how they could even connect the two.
Yeah, it's literally what happened.
And legal issues is like, I don't know, calling grash the sky or something.
It's so far afetched.
It's just the whole thing's bullshit.
They just, they, they hear something, they hear something and they think, oh, it must mean this.
And they just write a damn article and blast it and make headlines like, you know, like I'm an asshole.
I don't know.
I mean, just, you know, it's always the cap's fault, right?
Yeah.
What happened to me this weekend?
And they, and they do a hit piece on me.
I know.
And you were just minding your business.
You were just doing what you normally do.
This is nuts.
So then all of a sudden, it says Cat Turd did not expand on what the legal matter was and said he would provide for details.
It has nothing to do with legal matter.
Nothing.
Showed me in my two or three tweets where I said legal matter.
Wow.
Contacted Cat Turd's podcast.
Now, that part is the only part that is true by website form outside of normal business hours for comment.
Well, we're always open.
We're like 7-Eleven, 24-7.
So as soon as I got that in, I sent it right to you because I'm like, I don't know what that is.
I didn't know what they were talking about.
I don't ever answer them anyway, but I had no idea what they're talking about.
I didn't have a clue what they were talking about.
Right.
They just make up stuff out of thin air, man.
It's the most ridiculous crap I've ever seen in my life.
Wow.
And so they're saying that you had said that the, you know, had hit the fan and when asked by another user that he was.
I didn't say that either.
It's a legal matter.
I'll tell you when I can.
I didn't say that either.
It must have been one of the fake cat turds that they follow.
I don't know.
It's just one crazy assumption that's a lie after another.
Wow.
God.
No idea.
Where do they get these idiots at?
They just make shit up out of thin air.
Well, see, this is the clickbait that they're talking about.
And thank goodness we have the show because we can let everybody know that no, that is not happening at all over here.
This is nuts.
But they just, you know, they spin.
They spin for clicks.
I mean, really sad.
Dance, monkey, dance.
But you're okay.
And that's all that matters.
But it is a very serious situation that happened over the weekend.
And I know that there are a lot of people that were affected by it.
And you can pretty much trace it if you wanted to, if you were to just look at social media.
But a lot of really big influencers were also included in this.
Yeah, I don't really want to talk about it.
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Yeah, so we're going to skip over that completely.
But you're safe.
That's all that matters.
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Safe for now.
You never know about the next hour.
Cat turd is Mark safe.
Damn nuts out here.
Damn bunch of nut bags.
It definitely is.
All right.
So what we need to know, what else is happening today?
We've got the Grand Marshal General Flynn.
He leads the Veterans Day parade in D.C.
And so that was a big deal.
The shutdown's pretty much over.
That's a huge deal.
Very happy to see that.
Well, them Democrat.
Think about how crazy Democrat influencers are.
So they've been on Twitter for the last 40 days saying this Republican shutdown.
Kids are going to starve.
They're not even going to give them SNAP benefits.
The Republicans have to end this shutdown, which is a lie.
And they just on and on.
Can you believe they don't care about starving little children?
And then so some Democrats cave and they're going to get their SNAP benefits now.
And they're like, I can't believe we're primaring everyone of y'all out.
How could you stab us in the back and open the government up?
God, it's just, how do you live with yourself just being that much of a liar in your own mind?
Well, I mean, it's really so sad because you have got kids that were starving as a result, right?
I mean, this is really bad.
You have Eric L. Daw, who's saying, look, stunning admission on the Senate floor as Senator Dick Durbin announces Democrats privately knew that they were about to starve children and cause even more harm to Americans by shutting down the government.
He says, they're cooked.
I mean, he says, I cannot accept a strategy which wages political battle at the expense of my neighbor's paycheck or the food for his children.
This tells you everything you need to know about the Demon Crat Party.
Democrats.
Yes, it really does.
Here he is.
After lengthy negotiations, an agreement was reached with the Republican Senate leader, John Thune.
We will agree to open the government until January 30th, 2026.
During that time, we will pass three bipartisan appropriation bills that will fully fund SNAP, WIC, and all the veterans' programs and finish our work on the remaining spending bills for this fiscal year.
The agreement would also reverse the Trump administration's mass firings during the shutdown and prevent future ones through January 30th.
We credit Senator Kaine of Virginia for this provision.
Leader Thune has also promised the Democrats an opportunity before mid-December to present a Democratic bill on the floor with proposals to change the law and protect American families from dramatic health care premium increases.
It is my fervent hope that this ends up being a bipartisan effort.
It would be such an achievement of the Senate to finally return to that status.
I've served in the Senate for 29 years, and I've never seen that kind of offer from a Senate majority.
During the historic roll call last night, I walked across the aisle and met with Senator John Thune, the Republican leader.
I told him that I was counting on him to keep his word on this agreement.
He assured me he would.
The fate of this effort depends on both the Senate and the House of Representatives.
After a seven-week absence, Speaker Johnson needs to call his members back and join us in the hard work that lies ahead.
Many of my friends are unhappy.
They think we should have kept our government closed indefinitely to protest the policies of the Trump administration.
I share their opinions of this administration, but cannot accept a strategy which wages political battle at the expense of my neighbor's paycheck or the food for his children.
Mr. President, I yield the floor.
That is so sick that they would do something like that.
They'll burn this country to the ground to get Trump.
Boy.
Even all their influencers and all their crazy people online are the same thing.
Oh, this is so sick.
And then this was really great that you've got a Joma underscore GC who says, can you hear the screaming?
Look at their responses.
I know.
And keep in mind when you see these, these are the people that were screaming to open the Republicans to open up and give them snap benefits.
Right.
It wasn't about that.
See, they're just trying to get the Republicans.
They don't care if them people starve to death.
They don't care if babies starve.
They don't care about anything but theirselves and their liberalism.
They're God.
Oh, this is so sick.
It really is.
But that's the thing.
I mean, this is what we've been telling people for a long time.
They could care less about you.
They are all in it for themselves.
And when you start to look deeper and you start looking about what this whole shutdown was about, it was big pharmaceuticals.
They were all getting a piece.
All of them are being paid by big pharma.
And so that is who their master is.
And that is who they serve.
Not the people.
Not even close.
They could care less.
They have been getting so much money for so long.
They don't care if people starve on the street.
They don't care.
If you look at Chicago, if there's a dead body on the street, they honestly don't care.
Amazing.
Oh, my gosh.
This just really, it's sickening to me.
It really is.
It's so sad.
And you see that they've all gotten so rich.
I mean, you look at the investigation on just on, and I'm on your page right now, Kat, on Nancy Piglosi.
30 years of stock trading into $133 million.
17,000% return that outpaced the Dow by 10 times over.
And they're saying there's nothing to see here.
Their master is the almighty dollar.
That's it.
That's what we have with these folks.
This is why we need term limits.
We really do, because they are just running amok.
They're not serving the people, but we all knew this.
But it's just glaringly obvious now.
But one thing that will definitely help is the fact that it's out now.
That you know, I know, and everybody else knows that they stole the election.
They didn't care who they hurt.
They didn't care what you saw or what you didn't see.