Jewels & Cat Turd celebrate Cat’s birthday on In the Litter Box (Ep. 884, 9/18/2025) while mocking Jimmy Kimmel’s firing as a "left-wing bias victory," dismissing Trump’s role and praising Disney/ABC’s decision. They pivot to Charlie Kirk’s assassination, blaming Antifa and criticizing GOP inaction on Ilhan Omar’s remarks, contrasting it with Trump’s Antifa terrorist designation. The episode praises Trump’s "royal welcome" overseas, mocks Prince Harry’s rudeness, and ties free speech battles to Keir Starmer’s UK opposition. Gold’s new Basel III status, Florida’s gold tender law, and military academies adopting the conservative CLT in 2027 highlight broader cultural shifts, while a Pennsylvania police ambush and Puerto Rico drug trafficking exercises underscore rising instability—all framed through their right-wing lens. [Automatically generated summary]
I tried to find the most obnoxious song I could possibly find.
It looks like I was successful.
You did.
That's for sure.
Well, since you wanted to downplay your birthday, I had to crank it up.
I finally just posted it and pinned it.
Oh my gosh.
You have to accept it for what it is.
Well, happy birthday, Cat Turd.
Oh, my gosh.
It is September 18th, 2025, episode number, if you can believe it, 884.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and the birthday boy, Cat Turd.
How are you, Cat?
Good.
Hey, hey, hey, forgot to do that.
That's okay.
You're 61.
I know.
Things start to happen.
Always safe.
I knew I was going to leave this long and took better care of myself.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, you're doing all the things that you love.
I'm hoping that you went and had sushi, but I heard you didn't.
No, I'm going to wait till Saturday, probably go out to eat somewhere.
Where I can relax and take my time.
Good.
Because remember, I can't.
Sushi, a good sushi bar is an 80 to 100 mile round trip for me.
That's true.
It's not like I just run down the street.
It is five miles out there.
I already had it today.
And I have them like everywhere, right when I walk out my door.
I've got every kind of restaurant known to man.
That's Hollywood for you.
Well, I cannot imagine a better present than the whole Jimmy Kimmel thing.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the fact that he was fired is huge in and of itself.
I'm thrilled to see it.
And, of course, you've got there.
He's so unhappy.
Apparently, his staff is unhappy.
Everybody over there.
What did they expect?
Yeah.
And I love the way the left acts like Donald Trump canceled him and not Disney and ABC.
It's crazy.
So they are under the FEC, ABC, NBC, and CBS.
Now, Fox News, the cable networks aren't.
There's a whole different rules for them.
But it doesn't matter, does it?
What happened?
I mean, he barely draws over a million anyway, which is, I cannot tell you how pathetic that is.
But I'm sure, just like Colbert lost 20 million a year, I'm sure he does too.
But he was already down the ratings.
He's a piece of crap, you know.
And so he comes out there and blatantly just says, after we know that it's a left-wing trans fanatic, that it was MAGA.
And so 32 big stations said, yeah, we're done with him.
We're not carrying the late night show anymore.
And then, so when you lose your big city stations and they were just like, yep, we're not, we're not, that's it.
We've had it with him.
And I mean, he was saying some of the, you know, it's just, it's not even, I don't even know what to say about it, but it's, they are obligated.
You can tell a joke, but that's, there's no joking here.
This is just straight up misinformation, period.
I'm so glad he's gone.
I don't know what to do.
I hope they go all the way through the ranks and they get rid of everybody that was that was just saying horrible things about Charlie Kirk and about the right this entire time.
I mean, they are the ones that started the whole cancel culture.
Cannot tell you how many accounts on social media, which they were basically running behind the scene in order to push their political agenda for so many years.
How many people lost their account?
I know I lost mine, many of them.
We actually had our bank canceled as well.
And here's the thing, freedom of speech will take you just so far.
But these companies do not want people like that representing them.
That was too far, what he did, and he's been going too far.
And so once them stations, they had no choice to fire.
Once some of the people who run the stations said, called and said, we're not showing the not show anymore, whatever it is.
And that was it.
That was it.
It had nothing to do with Trump and them.
They just pulled it.
Unlike when Roseanne and Obama personally called ABC and made them fire Roseanne.
We all know that.
Oh, we know that for a fact.
I like that.
Yep.
And because that's who they are, and that's what they planned on doing.
They were looking to cancel Roseanne for a long time for a lot of reasons because here she had a family unit, right?
I mean, it was really fun.
People having a conversation, and as soon as politics is brought up in a show, and you have tons of people that were on that show that had different beliefs and different attitudes about things, and they would talk things through.
They couldn't have a family fun show like that and have Roseanne being, you know, a conservative in all intent and purpose.
I mean, she, in and of it, when you look at that show, it's just a grassroots, down-home, fun, funny.
It was funny show that she created.
So they just sat there and waited until they had an opportunity to cancel her, and that's what they did.
But they're destroying themselves.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And all of a sudden, there's more people complaining about him getting fired at Washington Smith.
That's right.
I'll tell you, it's really a lot of fun to watch them because they are melting down and they don't know what to do.
And you've got, of course, Jimmy Kimmel.
Apparently, his staff is reeling over ABC pulling live.
It's no longer live and it never will be again, by the way.
So nobody wants that turd.
They're going to play a Charlie Kirk special instead during that time slot.
And from what I understand, you've got Erica Kirk who is going to sue them for $40 million.
That's a rumor.
Yeah, that's not true.
Oh, it's not?
Okay.
Glad you cleared that up.
Yeah, it was going around Facebook, but I found out today that's just something that goes around and catches fire.
Oh, I was hoping that she would because that's one way it'll never happen again.
This isn't.
Don't sue them.
Sue him personally.
Well, it comes with that, but they should learn a lesson also.
They kept that guy on the air for how long with all of the things that he's said and done.
I mean, he has insulted so many people, and he's been able to get away with it.
And he was so cocky, he thought he could do it again.
That's the thing.
He thought he could take it as far as he wanted to.
He's been sitting up there.
Every time somebody gets canceled, Trump or anybody gets canceled, Tucker.
He's about, yeah, this show.
But he don't like it when it happens to him, does he?
Gosh, not at all.
Not at all.
Yep, I see this.
This is this lawsuit, and I see the added context over here about that story.
I was really hoping that she would.
I really was.
I was actually cheering it on.
But in Wokeness, they talk about all of the people here.
Colbert, canceled by CBS.
Jim Acosta, canceled by CNN.
Joy Reed, canceled by MSNBC.
Don Lamon, who was also canceled by CNN.
Chris Cuomo, canceled by CNN.
Jimmy Kimmel, canceled by ABC.
And they go on to say we are truly living in a new cultural era.
And it's true.
We are.
But what would drive them to hire them anyway?
Sunny how when USAID dried up, they all got canceled.
All these shows lose money and get propped up by these billionaires on the left.
I'm telling you, they don't make any money.
Well, when the Smith-Munt Act is repealed, let me tell you one thing right now, you're going to see all kinds of things change.
I mean, this act, the one of 1948, when that is reinstated in its, you know, in its real sense, it blocked the government from being able to use propaganda on the American population and the world.
We've talked about it several times.
And when Obama repealed it in 2012, he changed it so that you basically had writers that were right alongside of Soros groups and others that were being paid to manipulate.
And that's why you see the headlines.
It's not just the clicks.
They were being paid to do these things, to manipulate the news the way that they have and distort it.
I mean, that's everything from polls on.
Some of these numbers that were being published, for political purposes, they would manipulate them so that the public didn't understand what was going on.
We thought the world had gone crazy, right?
I mean, well, if you're not paying attention, you did.
But truly, it wasn't.
It was just who was behind the pen.
That's the only thing that mattered.
So I'm glad to see this.
I really am.
I cannot think of a better birthday gift that we could have given you than Jimmy Kimmel.
I know James Wood's been just going off on him all day.
It's hilarious.
Oh, I think it's wonderful.
I really do.
To get rid of some of this hate.
And of course, President Trump is weighing in on it.
And he has before.
I mean, that's the thing.
He knew it was coming.
He says, great news for America.
The ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel show is canceled.
Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done.
Kimmel has zero talent and worse ratings than even Colbert, if that's possible.
That leaves Jimmy and Seth two total losers on the fake news NBC.
Their ratings are so horrible.
Do it, NBC, President Donald J. Trump.
They do have that.
I mean, I was reading it today that Johnny Carson regularly averaged 10 to 15 million viewers.
And when he left, he had like 55 million viewers when he left.
55 million.
And he gets like 1 million.
Isn't that wild?
That's really something else.
It is.
I mean, they used to really be these late, you know, Johnny Carson and David Letterman, even though I don't like David Letterman, they had big shows.
And Jay Leno had big shows.
Well, these people were put in those positions because they're political activists, and they kept them on there.
And it didn't matter what the ratings were doing because many times we would say on this show, who watches these people?
Well, some places just keep these stations on 24-7, like CNN, when you would go to the airport or what have you, it was constantly on.
So they were continually brainwashing, gaslighting the American people.
I mean, this is what it was all about.
They were manipulating everything.
You couldn't get a straight answer out of them when they were ruling the roost about job numbers, about crime rates, about anything else.
Everything was a complete and total lie.
Everything.
I mean, think about that for a second.
Everything the Democrats do is a lie.
Stage, fake, everything.
They're whole everything.
They don't do anything for the American people ever.
No, they really do not.
And it is so sad to watch that happen in real time because these people are so dangerous.
Speaking of dangerous, I see that, unfortunately, you have gotten a threat over here.
Yeah, I get them all the time.
Boy, they're calling you out personally.
Scott Pressler, Ryan Fornier, and Laura Loomer and Libs.
You got a murderous talk.
That guy right there.
Yeah, I already sent it to the FBI.
Fantastic.
And he just kept going, too.
He just kept adding names to it.
Can't wait to hear what happens to him.
I mean, you know, you can't just openly threaten somebody like that and think that you're going to be able to get away with it, especially in this kind of environment.
Gonna get a visit from the FBI, I would certainly think.
But thank goodness.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Okay.
This kind of went out for a minute.
That's been happening.
I don't know.
I think maybe you may be right about that mic of yours.
It could be on the Fritz.
Yeah, I don't think so.
It's probably a cord because everything I got is pretty new.
Interesting.
Really interesting.
It's always something.
Oh, it's never a dull moment.
But this really scared me, Kat, when I saw this.
It's all right.
He's going to get his.
Gosh.
Knock, knock, knock.
I mean, they're just deranged over there.
They really are.
The left, and they look horrible.
They've been threatening us for a long time and nothing happens, but those days are over.
They just don't get it yet.
I think that most people, when they actually look at what has happened, and especially with the Charlie Kirk thing, I was having coffee with a friend of mine who is, she works in PR and she is just real savvy about what's going on in the industry.
And with this whole thing with Kemmel, she was like, oh, you would not believe the whole thing, the whole environment has changed.
People are being very careful with what they say in meetings and everything else.
And she just said it's a whole new deal.
No one is jumping up and down like they have for the past couple of years in Hollywood.
They're afraid.
They're terrified.
And they don't want to be associated with people on the left who are making these kind of threats like they are on you, especially after what happened with Charlie Kirk.
They don't want to be a part of it.
They've gone way too far.
I mean, an assassination?
Yeah, I'd say.
You got members of Congress coming up there today already.
Democrats calling all the Republicans fascists again.
This is the most incredible thing.
I mean, who needs this party if they're going to treat us like that?
After what we lost one of our own?
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I mean, what is that about?
They can't stop.
They've gone so far left and they keep going left and they're not going to stop.
And they can't stop because they're psychopaths.
Well, I mean, and then it's not only that.
You've got, of course, Illian Omar.
Here are the four weak Republicans who joined Democrats to protect Ilean Omar from being censured and stripped of her committee assignments for mocking Charlie Kirk's assassination.
Why are they here?
We never get anything when something good's about to happen in the House or Senate.
There's always, with this slim majority, there's always three or four Republicans that come out.
I think they just talk behind the scenes and switch it out so there's not so much heat, except for Massey.
And they all come out and explain how principled they are, why the Democrats are burning the country down.
And then screw you, man, when they do this, just primary them.
I don't want to hear your excuse.
I don't want to hear you pretend to care about the Constitution.
I mean, they're like, oh, this said, just like what's going on now with Jimmy Kimmel, this is a slippery slope.
They arrested Trump.
They raided his home all on fake charges, tried to put him in jail for 585 years.
They have arrested all of his lawyers.
They've arrested all of his friends.
What do you mean it's a slippery slope?
They already started it.
And just as soon as the Republicans start doing it back, oh, we better not do that.
And you have these stupid ass rhinos coming up there and these dumbass influencers.
Oh, this is a slippery slope.
Man, play to win, you idiots.
They've already said, they're already coming for your juggler.
You better wake the hell up.
I'm sorry, but we don't need weak in our party.
And these are a bunch of weaklings.
And we don't need that.
Jellyfish spine, wishy-washy.
We really do not need this, and I really hope that people look at them and primary them because this is we're a whole new deal now and we're gonna come out on top.
That's the end of this stuff.
I mean, we just lost, like I said, one of our own.
And for them to start, you know, acting like we're the problem, where do you get something like that?
I mean, unless they're sitting up there hobnobbing in Congress saying, hey, you know what?
Y'all need to lighten up on us a little bit because, hey, you know what?
We're going through a lot as a party and, you know, we want to be here next year.
Chummy chum chum, I'll owe you one.
No, we're not doing that.
And the FCC put on pressure.
No, they didn't.
The affiliates dropped them like a rock.
Nothing to do with the FEC.
Yep.
Well, we've gone through a lot together.
FCC, I'm sorry.
FCC, yeah.
Well, we've gone through a lot together and we've gone through stolen elections.
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I mean, this is something that I never thought that we were going to, you know, have to deal with, but of course, with the left, you do.
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I don't think there's anything that will help these weaklings, though.
Honestly, if you were to look in the medical bag, there's nothing.
They're just going to give them a way to worm themselves right back on out.
It's really ridiculous when you think about it.
There was one thing that was really haunting.
I don't know if you saw this, but you had the man who was standing behind Charlie Kirk.
He was with Jesus already.
Christian author Frank Turek, who was in the SUV when Charlie Kirk was rushed to the hospital, he gave an account of what actually happened with the way it all went down, that one person almost fell out of the SUV trying to get Charlie there as quickly as possible.
And he said that when he looked into his face and in his eyes, because he was in the very back, that he knew that Charlie had already gone to be with Jesus.
He died instantly.
They said they got a pulse at the thing, but it really wasn't.
You know what I mean?
It was just nothing.
They said that it was because he was so healthy that they were able to get a faint pulse at some point, a couple of pulses, but he, you know, he was, he was, he died instantly.
I know when, I mean, when we were live, when it was, all this was happening, and I saw the shot the first time on the air, and I gasped, and I was going, oh, no, no, that's why I just, when you see that, you know it's not survivable.
Anybody who saw it knows what I'm talking about.
There's just no way.
Yes.
So I was trying to be optimistic, but deep in my heart, I knew it was over.
So it was a hard conflict live on air.
And I'm not a professional journalist or anything.
So it's just like, you know, that's just, I was like, oh, man.
And then they were saying he's in stable condition.
And I was thinking to myself, that's great, but no way, man.
Didn't you see the thing?
When you sent that to me, there's so much information.
I knew.
I mean, you winced, Kat, when you first saw it.
And I was like, oh, my gosh, I don't want to play it.
I didn't think it was that bad.
I thought he was just going to be grabbing his neck or something.
And I didn't know it was going to be that bad.
It was terrible.
And I don't think I'll ever get over it.
I was so glad that we decided not to play that on this show because, hey, you know what?
If you want to find it, it's out there.
But it's definitely something that has haunted me.
And if you are at all sensitive to things like that, I do not suggest you see it.
I mean, the best thing to always do, at least in my opinion, is to remember the person as they were living their best life and doing the things that they love doing.
That was just awful.
Horrible.
And I wish I did not have that image at all in my life.
But I mean, on a lot of levels, some people needed to see it, I guess, to understand how vicious this was.
This was an assassination by a horrible monster.
And the more you hear about this guy, the worst it gets.
I mean, this whole thing.
And in that roommate, give me a break.
I think the roommate was the one pushing him to do it.
Probably had everything to do with the brainwashing and the radicalization.
I believe it.
Non-stop.
I mean, they had a remember.
And whatever that was.
I honestly think that he had a code or something.
Like, if I pulls it off, I'm going to text you and you text me back.
And we're going to make sure it looks like you don't know because it was just so ridiculous.
Nobody talks like that.
Nobody my age talks that ridiculous.
And you're going to text him and tell every little detail like you're a cop, like cops speak to him.
Well.
Yeah.
And you're like, well, my dad's MAGA.
Like, oh, you're literally narcissist Big Mouse who are in a chat because you can't keep your damn mouth shut ever.
And you've been living with your lover, gay boyfriend, for that long.
And you don't know his dad's MAGA.
He ain't told you that a gazillion times.
So the whole thing don't make any sense.
Well, I'm thinking that the roommate is the mastermind behind the whole thing.
That's how it's playing out for me because he was the one that really has organized a lot of this.
And like you said, this kid came out of a normal, very conservative family for the most part.
And then he meets up with these fools.
And look what happens.
I mean, you want to talk about brainwashing.
Charlie Kirk's assassin's roommate was problematic before the family kicked him out.
Then you've got this furry fascination that's going on.
He played furry porn video games online.
I mean, the more you hear, the creepier it gets.
Just awful.
I mean, unbelievable.
Yeah.
And here's the thing.
Let them keep going.
Let them destroy themselves because that's exactly what they're doing.
Representative Ilian Omar, and thank you, Republicans, for showing us who you are because there is no reason why this woman should be on any committee assignments.
There is no reason why she should be able to carry on this way.
Can you imagine if anybody, any of the conservatives, did this?
They all do that.
She's just one of them.
But they just give them a pass.
I mean, this is how powerful they are.
They really think that they are just hands-off.
She writes, I'm going to soon.
This is after she had a back and forth with Nancy Mace, who said, One-way ticket to Somalia with your name on it, Illian Omar.
She says, I'm going soon, so please drop off the tickets on your way to your office.
I am next door.
Thanks in advance.
And she said, Yeah, you and your brother husband.
I mean, my gosh.
Why would you not censure her?
Well, he's at, or he has his own problems going on.
Maybe they got to him or something.
This is ridiculous.
You had four that were opposed to censuring her.
And, of course, Representative Nancy Mace, she had announced earlier this week that she was going to move forward with the resolution to strip Omar of her committee assignments.
And then you have Republicans that squash it every time.
Yep.
You also have.
Go ahead.
Yes, I actually think that they get in a room and they say, you for do it this time, you for do it this time, you forward do it this time, so they only get one thing every now and then.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
And they all come on Twitter afterwards and claim that they've got the moral high ground.
Just shut up.
You're a coward.
Or something's being held over their head, one or the other.
That happens too.
You also have Steam, Discord, and Twitch executives summoned to testify before Congress about the radicalization on their platforms in wake of Charlie Kirk assassination.
So the executives from the major gaming and social media companies, they've been summoned to testify about a growing concern over online platforms fostering and seemingly promoting extremism.
Now, we weren't doing that, but we lost our accounts.
For people that think that this is not a political war when it comes to platforms, it definitely has been proven that it was.
If you are on the left, you got a pass.
If you remember the Twitter files, they were meeting on all of these different platforms, whether it be Telegram or Signal, and they were having their own private chats with the FBI.
They were targeting accounts.
They were spying on direct messages and everything else.
So the only time that they decide they're going to do something about this is when somebody actually gets assassinated because they've got all of these groups online bragging about it, talking about it on the regular.
I think they should be called to testify and they should turn over everything that they have.
Where's Pam Bondi?
Don't know.
Is she under a rock?
Don't know.
Gosh, you just don't ever do anything.
But our president is doing everything.
I mean, he really is.
He's going around it.
I think he's going to get tired of it after a while.
I really is.
I think he probably is.
I think he's taken all he's going to take because we're way far along now.
I've been saying everybody else is doing good.
I can't think of anybody who's doing a bad job.
Everybody else is doing damn good.
Well, I mean, she is the link that is broken, it seems like.
Can't charge them without her.
It hits a dead end.
Well, we've already gone through real sorry weak AGs in the past.
So we had Jeff Sessions and we had Bill Barr and now we've got Pam Bondi.
How much time are we going to tick away before we say, all right, look, put up or shut up?
I think she's getting close.
I do too.
I mean, he called her out when she was on the front row and he said, you know, hopefully we're going to see something.
Well, President Trump is.
Yeah, it's like, really.
I mean, come on.
Let's focus on doing something.
Anything.
So you've got President Trump who designates Antifa as a major terrorist organization.
He says, I am pleased to inform our many USA patriots that I am designating Antifa, a sick, dangerous, radical left disaster as a major terrorist organization.
I will also be strongly recommending that those funding Antifa be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I love that new.
Thank you for attention to this matter.
I think it's wonderful.
I think it is great.
But, I mean, President Trump is doing what he can on his end.
Everybody is.
The key part here is that he is going to be talking about the people that are connected to this.
Those funding Antifa be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices.
So that's Code Pink.
That is, of course, probably Soros groups that are hiding as something else and other different groups that have collected money.
Maybe even possibly from the fires we had in Hollywood.
Who knows?
You know, that money went somewhere else, like it always does.
Just evaporates.
Man, I worry about Trump all the time.
He's overseas and he goes to all these events.
The guy's fearless, man.
He just don't care.
Especially after what we have seen.
That dinner, they had a table 50 yards long, over 50 yards long.
Unreal.
God, I ain't sitting at an A-top, for God's sakes.
There's nothing worse than going to dinner and you're like putting eight tables together and you're like, you'll get the crappiest service.
You'll never get anything you want.
It takes forever.
And then have the people in your tables, you know, you got to tip extra because you know, half people at your table you don't even hardly know.
They'll screw the way through.
Oh, well, you're good.
I'm a big tipper, man.
I tip really good.
Well, you know what it's like to work hard for your money, right?
And that's part of it.
It's like, holly, imagine dealing with that all day long.
I'm the same way.
I'm exactly the same as you.
Can you imagine the pressure of serving the president and the kings and the dignitaries?
And a table that's half of a football field, a little over.
It's wonderful to see.
God.
Just, I love the welcome that he's received.
God, I mean, it's just, I mean, it would take forever to eat, too, wouldn't it?
Oh, gosh.
Well, and I mean, they have all of these different entrees.
You better know which spoon to use, which fork to use, and which knife to use, and what's coming next because they will make a huge deal out of this stuff.
And at the end, a cheese platter after dessert.
Yeah, the more expensive, the small, I mean, all of a sudden, you got this little drop on your plate, a drop and like a quarter of an ounce of something, and you eat it like, hmm, that was a good half of a bite.
Oh, yeah.
That's $135 duck orange.
Well, you know what?
You're like, I tell you what it is.
I'm starving my ass off.
I'm going to Crystals and getting Taco Bell and getting three tacos after this is over.
I'm starving.
You know, Crystal Burger?
Oh, my gosh.
You do know.
Oh, those are so good.
Oh, I had those when I used to hang out in Florida.
We don't have them out here in California.
Those are the best.
Those little tiny burgers.
They're white castles out here.
I'm going to Arby's.
I'll see y'all later.
I'm starving.
Cost me $795 to starve.
Well, you know, our original Arby's went out in Hollywood as well.
Harry's Unwelcomed Greeting00:03:34
They love the scene.
Well, they just had to close up shop because it's too expensive to do business here in Southern California.
That's why a lot of these fast food restaurants are saying tootally do.
Bye.
But look, here's the thing: President Trump was given a king's welcome.
It was incredible.
And don't forget that just a couple of days before, Harry went to go meet with the king, and it wasn't going as Harry thought it was going to go.
I think Harry was expecting this type of welcome.
He didn't get it.
President Trump did.
Yeah.
Harry, man, they can't stand him now.
Who would?
Who would ever trust that guy again?
Yeah, he went with that total loser and just abandoned his family doing it, man.
And she was so rude.
Yeah.
It's not like you're being rude to the redneck family.
I mean, this is a royal family.
I mean, they're all about prim and proper and etiquette and everything else.
And he's just like, you know, he didn't like it, man.
Well, I'll tell you, Melania looked stunning, as always.
She is just so beautiful.
I am so glad and so proud that she is our first lady.
She's, God, the difference between her and Jill is like a VW and a Bentley.
Oh, it's so true.
She's just full class.
You can see it.
And I see that President Trump was able to get a giggle out of Catherine, which was fun.
And that picture went around as well.
Yeah, Trump takes more.
I say it all the time.
He takes more iconic pictures than I've ever seen anybody take.
I mean, you look at this table you were talking about.
More good for humanity than any two countries in all of history.
Together, we must defend the exceptional heritage that makes us who we are.
And we must continue to stand for the values of the people of the English-speaking world.
And we do indeed stand for that.
He's so right.
They think that he's going to pressure Starmer about freedom of speech.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, that's exactly what they're going to do.
Yeah, I mean, you're arresting people that make somebody feel uncomfortable.
I mean, there's no end to that.
It can't end well.
It ends with communism.
Look at this picture of our president.
And look at Catherine.
Just smiling at him.
He's having so much fun.
Yeah.
And I bet.
See, get Harry's Megan over there and see how she acts.
See if she leans into him and smiles and smiles.
It's definitely not going to happen.
They'd have to have three sits.
See, she comes Megan, Harry, and a seat for his balls in the Fermount High Pickle Jar sitting at the third table.
She would need his own table.
They need to put that on.
He just removed nuts.
Put it on the man's.
Alcohol in a pickle jar would have to be there.
Look at all those mountain oysters down here.
It is the funniest thing because, you know, Harry made all of these demands.
He was saying, look, you know, Camilla cannot be there.
Well, Camilla was there to meet with King Charles.
And he made all of these demands in the front, and then he was on his way.
It didn't go as he thought that it would.
I mean, he wants, he thinks that he's going to be accepted back into the fold after all of the damage that they have done.
Spirit 1300 Descends00:07:48
That's not going to happen.
Never.
Never.
I do not see it.
But President Trump, you've got to be proud of the things that he did, but it didn't go without incident.
Of course, you have the Spirit Airline pilots who were rebuked by the traffic controller for flying too close to Air Force One.
Get off the iPad.
Yep, they were way too close, and it happened over Long Island.
President Donald J. Trump was aboard AF-1, Air Force One.
So they said that they had those communications like, you were way too close to us.
Get out of here.
Here it is.
This is Air Force One and Spirit Airlines.
You can see it here.
New York Air Force 1300 2320.
Air Force One, New York Center, Roger.
Air Force One, contact Boston Center, 124.52.
12452, Air Force One, get in.
Spirit 1300, descend to flight level 330.
10330, Spirit Wing, 1300.
Spirit 1300, turn 20 degrees right, Vector's traffic and defense.
Pay attention.
Spirit 1300, turn 20 degrees right.
Here at 1300, turn 20 degrees right now.
Spirit wings 1300, turn 20 degrees right immediately.
20 degrees right.
Spirit wings, 1300.
Pay attention.
Delta 2951, Boston Center, 134.0.
Spirit 1300, traffic's off your left wing by 8 miles, 747.
I'm sure you can see who it is.
The flight level 320, maintain 330.
I'll keep an eye out for him.
He's white and blue.
Spirit 1300, Boston Center, 134.0.
I got to talk to you twice every time.
Spirit 1300, Boston, 134.0.
Pay attention.
Get off the iPad.
Get out of our sky.
Move.
Pay attention.
Wow.
We also have a man who was with a rifle looking for Louisiana's Republican attorney general who was taken into custody.
That was a big deal.
This is why I'm saying everybody's got to be really careful.
So, a man with a rifle was taken into custody after he showed up to the Livingston building looking for Louisiana's Republican Attorney General on Wednesday.
They went on to say there is not an active shooter in or around the Livingston building.
The situation is under control.
An individual is in custody.
There are no other details at this time.
The suspect has not been identified yet, but apparently you've got the officials from the AG office said that the Louisiana Department of Justice received information that a subject possibly suffering from emotional distress was coming to the Attorney General's office and was believed to be in possession of a rifle.
Security protocols were initiated, and the subject was located near the state capitol.
They said that the person was very cooperative and just wanted to speak to agents about a situation and to file a complaint.
Then they were interviewed by the AG's office.
He lawfully possessed a firearm in his vehicle and he committed no criminal act, so he was later released.
Do you know what would happen if we did something here?
I know in Hollywood like that.
I know.
It really does not.
Whole thing is just crazy style.
This has been just such a wild couple of weeks.
I just hope that, you know, when I see threats and I see them a lot now, just take a look at just threatened us to kill us.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So I'm my, I got people real close to finding out who it is.
It's about to be really famous here soon.
Good.
Keep us posted on that.
Oh, you can just look on my ex account because I'm going to plaster it all.
I'm going to get.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
So he was just banned.
Good.
He was just banned from Blue Sky, but it's like he might be Canadian.
They're working on it.
So I'll let you know.
Please keep us posted.
That's scary.
Because what happens is you get one and then you get a whole bunch of others that love the attention and then it has to be.
So it's all fun and games until knock, knock, knock.
Just terroristic threats.
It's illegal.
Just ask your swatters, who you're going to see in court very soon, I hope.
Well, you won't.
You're not going to go, but yeah, I'm not going to.
They're not going to.
I'm not going to D.C. and spend all that money and getting all that mess because they swatted me.
Right.
I'm not giving them that pleasure.
I think they're going to change the verdict.
It ain't going to matter.
I know, but you'd be able to see your friends up there.
You'd be able to see cash.
You'd be able to see everybody, you know.
No.
Kind of fun.
I don't know.
D. Sleazy is good for you.
I love my friends, but they can come see.
I think I'll see them somewhere else.
Not in the ground.
Ground zero, as you like to call Hollywood.
Well, while the media is foaming at the mouth over Trump's tariffs, surprise, surprise, we have something way bigger that is happening behind the scenes.
Nobody has been talking about it.
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So we've got immigration, we've got all kinds of things.
This was horrible, and I'm saying a prayer for these officers and their families.
I mean, fatally shot in York County, Pennsylvania.
Oh.
This is horrible.
Authorities say that three law enforcement officers were killed and two others were injured after shooting in York County, Pennsylvania.
Officers Shot in York County00:06:26
Here is the briefing on that.
The incident occurred in Kaduras Township, York County.
I'd like to preemptively say that there are many details which at this point we are not prepared to release given the ongoing nature of the investigation.
That having been said, we would like to advise the community that there is no current active threat.
The situation today involved law enforcement officers who were shot.
I can confirm that the shooter is dead.
I can confirm that there were five law enforcement officers who were shot today.
Three fatally, two that were transported here to Wellspan in York.
They are currently listed in critical but stable condition.
Oh, no.
Ew.
And them cops, every time they pull on somebody, they risk their lives.
Every day they get up, and I mean, they get paid nothing.
Oh, my gosh.
They should get paid double what they get paid.
You would think so.
I mean, my goodness, they put it all on the line every single day.
They don't know what's going to happen.
Oh, what a horrible scene.
Five police officers were shot, three dead, and the FBI is investigating.
And they killed the guy, right?
Yep.
They got him.
Smalling dead people and stuff for no reason.
Exactly.
The U.S. military academies are now accepting conservative CLT exams.
So this is a classic learning test, the CLT scores.
It's starting in 2027 admission cycle.
So by October 1st, West Point, the Naval Academy, the Air Force Academy, and the Coast Guard Academy, the Merchant Marine Academy, are expected to update admissions materials and train staff on the change.
So it sets the CLT apparently sets itself apart from the SAT and the ACT by emphasizing classical literature.
So American history, Christian thinkers, and ethical reasoning, while also forbidding calculators on the math section.
So they are going to start with this, which is really going to raise the bar.
I think it's wonderful.
Advocates are saying that this is the approach they're going to use.
It rewards the depth of learning.
It encourages serious study of literature and history and better reflects the skills needed for rigorous academic work.
And so this is something that they are implementing.
They are really trying to raise the bar.
And I think it's wonderful.
I think they caught this guy now, my guy.
He had a YouTube video and he's deleted that.
He just got banned from there.
Looks like a Porsche dealer or something.
I got his name.
Yeah, buddy.
Golly.
It's all going to catch up with them.
I mean, this is the thing.
And I just cannot believe that they have not learned their lesson about what is going to happen when they do this.
Unbelievable.
When they're sitting out there threatening people.
But that's what the left is.
That's who they are.
They're hateful degenerates.
That is what they are.
They're victims.
That's what they claim.
They are a victim of this or they are a victim of that.
They're a victim of themselves.
But they're talking about.
This to live is a TikTok.
Yep.
Yep.
So this guy's about to have a bad day.
About to.
It's just going to, it's going to be a bad year.
It's going to be a bad life.
I mean, you don't do something like this.
They're talking about how underchecked academia has radicalized America.
And it has.
You know, the Mama Bears and the Papa Bears were under fire, Kat, under the Biden administration for standing up and saying, hey, look, I don't like what you're teaching our kids.
And they were the target.
And that is who a weaponized government went after.
They were supposed to just sit in silence while their kids were being radicalized.
And this is the result of it.
Now they're starting to uncover all of these different clubs and underground groups that are at these universities that are dangerous as the day is long.
Sorry, I'm quiet here.
I'm trying to see it.
This guy's trying to call for my murder.
We're going to get you, buddy.
Wow.
We're going to make you famous.
He's ungot banned now from Blue Sky.
Now he's deleting all this stuff everywhere else.
Thought you was a big tough guy.
Oh, here he is.
His video on YouTube.
Yeah, which was Fun Funster, just like that.
He sent it to me.
I was trying to watch it, and it was deleted as I was watching it just a second ago.
So we'll see how it all breaks out.
Just want to make sure before I say anything it's the right guy, I'm pretty sure.
I just sent Elizabeth TikTok.
Well, this is from Funster at funfunster, b sky.social, the doxing sites.
And it has charliesmurderers.com, charliekirkdata.org, cancelthehate.com are no longer.
Now let's take care of the likes and they mention you and this group of people.
Yep.
Wow.
Yep.
Those days of us just sitting back taking this are over.
We're going to make you so famous.
Oh, dad.
You think it's funny when you do it to your 10 people that follow you?
Liza TikTok.
I just sent it to her.
I see her.
She's commenting on it.
Blackout Coffee Craze00:05:36
I mean, this is the thing.
Look at what they're doing.
I mean, you've got a deranged leftist Karen, which is what we call these women, left a voicemail threatening war against Michigan Billboard owner who posted Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk.
She says, take the F sign down, you idiot.
This happened in Oxford, Michigan.
And this woman just completely went berserk over the memorial.
You know what?
I mean, if you don't like it, don't look at it.
These are the most miserable people.
They're mad at everything.
God, it's just that they're just, and it's good that they're up in front.
All these crazy, unhedged demon, satanic leftists that are just so bad is good that they're like, push them out front, play their videos for everybody to see it.
This is who you are.
And attach them.
This is your Democrat Party.
If you're a Democrat, this is who you stand shoulder to shoulder to fight with.
It's just awful.
I don't know who would want to be a part of this club, but definitely not me.
Nobody with any decency would.
Well, I'm just glad that President Trump is starting to identify them and label them as domestic terrorists.
It's about time.
And I'm like you, patting my foot, waiting on, course, Pam Bondi to show up.
Getting obnoxious at this point.
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I just got my five-pound bag in yesterday.
It's great.
45 pounds at a time because you can really get it a lot cheaper if you do it like that.
Oh, I mean, it is great, great coffee.
I love it.
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I've got so many people hooked on it.
They come to my house, though, because every once in a while we'll get a free bag.
I've got some free bags over here, but I also buy my own so they know I'm fully stocked.
And they're like, oh, let's go to your house for coffee.
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We also have the Southern Command that has released a video of U.S. forces training amphibious landings in Puerto Rico.
As the siege of Venezuela gains momentum, you are seeing President Trump.
He's not putting off these narco-terrorists at all.
So they released a video portraying the U.S. troops, and you can see the landings in Puerto Rico and how it's all organized.
The deployment is the largest in Latin America in 26 years, and it responds to a growing concern over the drug trafficking and the regional instability.
Almost 300,000 people died of fentanyl-related causes in the U.S. in the last four years.
This is another war on the American people, as you all know, and President Trump is not going to put up with it.
You can watch it here.
Kaboom.
How about?
I'm not seeing the video.
You're not seeing this?
Not Even Messing Around00:02:41
No, it's still in Blackout Coffee.
There you go.
Don't think twice now.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they're not even messing around with this stuff here, just so you can all see it in slow motion.
I'll do it without the sound.
But they are not messing around.
President Trump definitely isn't.
And so you can see he's taking this very seriously.
Well, I mean, this is a war on all of us.
So before we go, I do want to thank everybody for all the well wishes and happy birthdays today.
And I tried to personally thank everybody on DMs, but I got like 100 behind, so I can't.
It's impossible.
Yeah.
But yeah, you know, and I trended number two most of the day, you know, under Kimmel.
No way I was going to beat Kimmel and I didn't want to.
Well, that was your gift.
I mean, that was exactly what we were trying to do was, you know, I mean, to have you both trending at the same time on the same day.
I mean, really, can you beat that?
I don't think so.
But, yeah, I think you truly, there's so many people that even reached out to me and they were like, please tell Kat, I know he won't see my message.
And they just were so excited for your birthday.
And we were not going to let you downplay it, even though you wanted to.
And I wanted to mention it yesterday so that everybody would have a heads up that it was because they need to go full throttle.
Exactly.
Well, as you should.
I mean, you only turn.
I mean, I think you should celebrate for the entire week personally, but you know, that's what I do.
And your mother should get recognition too.
I mean, let's face it, it was her day.
I don't know why only the birthday person only gets the recognition.
It should be the mom as well because that wasn't very easy, I'm sure.
But anyway, I hope you have a wonderful day, Kat.
I truly do.
I am.
Yes, enjoy it.
I'm just going to relax.
Not doing much of nothing.
I like just hanging out and playing with the dogs, you know, that makes me happy.
Well, that's all you should do then.
Well, happy birthday.
I'm going to make you, of course, listen to my happy birthday one more time because it was just the most obnoxious birthday song that I could find.