Jules and Cat dissect Trump’s August 2025 suit debut as a strategic pivot, mocking Zelensky’s wartime election cancellation while praising Trump’s election integrity crackdown—tying it to his D.C. National Guard deployment amid Democratic backlash. They highlight 1.6M voluntary deportations under Trump’s policies and Mexico’s cartel crackdowns, then pivot to Rhode Island’s "I’m an AG" viral arrest, launching their Golden Turd Awards for public gaffes. Allegiance Gold’s Basel III gold reclassification (July 2025) gets pitched as a sovereignty move, while Zelensky’s corruption and Melania’s Putin peace letter fuel speculation about a Trump-Putin summit on August 22nd—undercutting Ukraine’s war narrative. [Automatically generated summary]
Today is Monday, August 18th, 2025, episode number 865.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat.
Hey there, Kat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
So, did he suit up like we all wanted him to?
Yeah, he kind of suited up.
Kind of.
I mean, it's a pass.
Okay.
I mean, I guess it's a compromise.
I don't know.
I don't know why I can't just go to a store, just a tailor, and get five or six nice suits made at one time.
Well, with as much money as we've given him, you would think so.
Come on, really?
I don't know what it is with that weirdo.
It's just sad.
He really is.
He always tries to push it.
But anyway, he does look nice compared to what we're used to seeing.
So President Trump just is doing it the way he does it, his style, which I love.
And he has called him out for canceling the Ukrainian election, saying that he might follow Zelensky's lead and cancel the 2028 election.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I watched that today.
I don't know if everybody had time.
I know a lot of people were at work, but I watched it today and I was just laughing the whole time through it.
Oh, my gosh.
President Trump is awesome.
Oh, my God.
There's the troll.
He's like, oh, so you're saying that you don't have to have an election if there's a war.
And then maybe I should start a war and I'll have to run it.
Oh, my God.
Everybody's head exploded on the left.
You know that.
And they're laughing and the room's laughing.
I mean, they just can't take a joke with the left.
You cannot joke around with these people.
No.
I love it that he did it.
I think it is great.
Y'all want to watch it?
Yeah, King Troll.
I mean, it was just so cute because it's typical President Trump.
He's letting them know exactly what, you know, what's happening over here.
And he's not giving even Zelensky a pass.
Legal elections.
So you say during the war, you can't have elections.
So let me just say, three and a half years from now.
So you mean if we happen to be in a war with somebody, no more elections.
Oh, that's good.
I wonder what the failures say.
No, no, no.
This sounds insane.
Isn't he great?
I knew.
I know the left so much by now.
I haven't dealt with them for 30 years in politics.
I know what's going to trigger him.
And I knew as soon as he said that, it was over for him.
Well, he couldn't wait to.
President Trump knew exactly where he could get him.
And that was one of the places.
And he got them both.
He got both Zelensky for acting like a dictator, and he got the left, you know, the lamestream media at the same time.
One shot, they all were knocked down.
So he actually put on a suit for President Trump.
Here you can see him arriving.
We love them.
Thank you very much, everybody.
And President Trump in the reddest tie you can buy.
I'm not getting my screen today.
It just says Jules Jones has started screen sharing, and it's just going around and around.
I'm not really seeing anything today.
Oh, how strange.
Is everybody else seeing it?
Might just be my.
Is it just your maybe, but man, but it always shows it.
It's not like this happens a lot.
It's never done this.
Very bizarre.
We've had some strange things.
It's very hot here right now.
But I think if we would have heard anything, you guys can see the screen okay?
Yeah, I can't see chat or anything, so I'm completely.
So you're blind at the moment.
Yeah, just a black screen for me.
Oh, no.
Okay.
I don't know.
Everybody else can see it, Kat.
Okay, well, that's okay.
I can hear it.
All right, well, that's what matters.
You can just picture all of these things in your head, like the old-fashioned radio.
I've seen the whole press conference today.
So you're in good shape then.
I sat through it all.
I was just waiting for the.
It was definitely a lot different than the last time, that's for sure.
Well, we have got a real president at the helm.
That's the difference.
And you can actually see here, of course.
Oh, he went off on Biden.
Worst president in history, most corrupt.
Well, he is.
He went right on off on his ass.
I was laughing.
It needs to be said.
It really does.
And the fact that President Trump is saying it for the world to hear, because you know, the entire world is watching what is happening at the White House.
If he has something to say, now is the time.
Squawk like a bird because they have to cover it.
Because if they don't cover it, other you know, around the world, other stations are going to cover exactly what President Trump is saying.
So they had just better strike while the iron's hot.
But you had everybody there.
They were all showing up.
They all wanted to be a part of all of this.
And so we'll see what happens.
Man, he was on a tweet storm or truth storm this morning, too.
He was posting about the mill in ballots.
He's going to end that crap.
Thank goodness.
It's the biggest scam in the world.
That's what happened to California.
Just keep on bringing them in until we get our desired result.
Just keep dropping them.
We'll keep counting.
I mean, what in the world is that all about?
It's time.
It really is.
And you know, that's got the left upset too because, I mean, he's hitting them in every place.
This is great news for all of us.
But yeah, it's not going to stop the lame stream from freaking out.
I don't know.
All I have to say is President Trump is the man for the moment.
And so you've got the VP who says, you remember what happened the last time, right?
When Zelensky got all in JD's face and all of that.
Well, it certainly didn't happen this time.
He tried to keep his cool and tried to keep everything in play and bounds because he knows that it wasn't a good look for Zelensky.
You don't come over to our country asking for money and then disrespect the president, the vice president, and everybody else in the administration right there in the Oval Office and expect things to go well for you.
It's just not going to work.
But it didn't stop him.
He wasn't wearing a suit when he met with the others, General Keith Kellogg, near the White House before the meeting.
So you had Keith Kellogg, who is serving, currently serving as President Trump's special envoy to Ukraine.
He hosted a meeting with the Ukrainian president, Vladimir Zelensky, on Monday.
This was ahead of Zelensky's meeting with President Trump.
Did you see where MSNBC changed their name to MS Now?
BS Now?
Yeah, I was like, as soon as I said it, I was like, well, they're going to call it BS Now.
Just as soon as I said it, I said, oh, my God, you dumbasses.
They're going to call it BS Now.
Oh, my God.
And I hadn't even thought it.
As soon as I saw it, I thought instantly.
I said, You dumbasses.
Man, y'all just don't know how people think or something.
And so, and then I swear I looked in the replies.
It was like five minutes after they did it, and everybody was already saying it, and there's already memes about it.
Because, I mean, it just makes sense.
That's what you would call something like that.
That's the first thing that comes to mind.
And they don't have anybody in the board meeting making millions of dollars up there at NBC headquarters that say, Yeah, I'm going to raise my hand.
Yes, Cat Dird.
Yeah.
So if you have MS Now, everybody's going to call it BS Now, just so you know.
Right.
You're just setting it up to fail.
Complete.
Yeah, but rebranding is not going to, it's not going to change because it's not the name they don't like.
It's the content.
Oh, it's that's exactly right.
And they have all of these focused studies and they have the biggest marketing groups that look at this stuff.
And the fact that they didn't catch that is just funny to me.
BS Now is what it's always going to be.
And it is the laughing stock.
So no longer MSNBC, MS Now, and they think that you were going to forget who they are until you start calling it BS Now.
And then you remember who you have.
Well done.
Good Lord.
This is just as soon as I saw it.
Yeah, just as soon as I saw it.
What?
And it's just like, you're going to really rebrand that because you're doing so bad in the ratings and you suck so bad.
This is just fun.
But the fact that, let's go back to we're not going to have the mail-in voting anymore and the highly inaccurate and very expensive voting machines that he would choose today to announce this when he is meeting with world leaders and they are trying to negotiate a peace deal speaks volumes.
Nothing that President Trump does is just off the cuff.
No, all of it is designed.
He knows what he's doing, when he's going to say certain things, when he's going to make certain announcements.
And this one he unloaded today.
Think about that.
And then he makes the joke with Zelensky that perhaps we'll need to cancel elections when he drops this bomb on them.
Oh my gosh.
Can you imagine being a TDS sufferer right now and hearing both of those announcements simultaneously?
They don't know what to write.
Their pen is shaking.
They're going, oh my gosh, where do we start?
From one side to the other.
I mean, this is going to send a lot of them, you know, into just a perpetual spiral.
They're not going to know what to do with something like this.
You mean we can no longer cheat?
So, yes, all of this was done today.
When he was meeting with Western leaders and Voldemir, Voldemir Zelensky, Vladimir Zelensky, I don't know.
This clown is just so off of his rocker.
And the fact that he's allowing people to die over there, as many as he has, 60-year-olds are now in line.
He's got to make a deal.
And that's why you've got everyone there.
Terrible.
I mean, does he really think that he is going to pull Americans into this whole thing?
I don't think so.
It's definitely not going to happen.
We're not going to be on their soul fighting their wars.
He's got to give up some of that Eastern territory.
Guess he is.
He's just going to have to.
I mean, you just, you can't.
They've already got it.
They're not going to give it.
You think they're going to give it back?
Yeah.
It's not going to happen.
Trump doesn't have to be doing this.
All this is because of Trump.
All this meeting with Putin.
All these people coming in here, right, from France and Italy and Germany and the UK.
Nobody would be talking about this.
If they have cheated and got Kamala in there, they would be just, they would already send another 200 billion to them and just keep it going.
Definitely.
Let me talk about peace.
Oh, no.
I mean, a reporter asks in this meeting, they say, what guarantees you the need, what guarantees do you need from President Trump to be able to make a deal?
Is it American troops, intelligence, equipment?
Zelensky says everything not happening.
American troops will never be on the ground in Ukraine.
I mean, this is, he's trying to.
I saw this video today.
It was kind of funny.
This the assistant AJ in Rhode Island, a dim appointed, was drunk as hell and out in public.
And then he's trying to like talk to her and he ends up putting her in handcuffs.
And the whole time she's going, I'm an AG.
I'm an AG.
Oh, my gosh.
I see it over here.
Yeah, watch this for a minute, man.
This is the Democrats.
No one cares.
You broke the law.
The law said, good for you.
I don't give a shit.
He did.
He does.
Let's watch it.
If I ask you to turn off the body cam, you have to turn it off.
And that's your protocol.
She's a fucking lawyer.
So she knows.
Well, that's bullshit lawyer stuff, so that's not true.
So we got to go.
No, it is.
That's law.
I'm an AG.
I'm an AG.
Good for you.
I don't give a shit.
Let's go.
We're going.
Excuse me.
We're leaving.
Please don't put your hands off.
Can you get it?
Children out of your, like, I don't know why.
I'm sorry.
Why?
Let's not.
No.
Let's go.
There are two full-grown women and mothers.
All right.
Oh, shit.
Don't you?
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I'm an AG.
What are you?
What are you doing with you?
Will you probably class with the team me for you?
Oh my God.
She just keeps doing it worse at the end.
I'm an AG.
When they put her in handcuffs, she just says it over and over.
I'm an AG.
I'm an AG.
You can't do this.
I'm an AG.
This is so embarrassing.
I mean, this is really bad.
Can you imagine?
Wait, there's more.
I'll play it on the larger screen so everybody can see it.
Hang on.
If I ask you to turn off the body cam, you have to turn it off.
Let's go.
Let's go.
There are two full-grown women and mothers.
All right.
Oh, shit.
Don't turn it off.
I'm an AG.
What are you?
What's wrong with you?
Will you probably detain me for you?
You're being detained because you're not leaving.
You relax, sir, sir.
She's not doing anything wrong.
She's not leaving.
I'm an AG.
She's an AG.
She's not wrong.
Let's go.
I'm not being arrested.
You're putting me in cuffs.
I'm not being arrested.
No, I'm an AG.
Her badge is in a party.
Let me tell you something.
Get the hell out of here.
Money, just seriously.
No, wrestling, AG.
Let me tell you something.
You want to arrest me?
No.
You're putting me in handcuffs and you're meringizing.
You're not meringizing me.
That's the assistant AG of Rhode Island, for God's sakes.
Wow.
And all they want you to do, you're obviously being drunk and belligerent in a bar, and they just want you to leave.
I don't understand people that don't have, man.
Let me tell you something.
I was pretty much raised in playing in bars and stuff.
And if a cop ever tells me, man, if you're in a fight or something, he said, if you can walk right now, walk.
Don't say another damn word.
Just go.
You don't sit there and argue about what?
Going?
Just like, man, say, hey, you can go now.
Man, all you're going to see is dust.
Well, again, here's the thing.
She should know this better than anybody: that no one is above the law.
If she's an AG, she's an AG.
I mean, she's like the Barbie robot of AGs, right?
We finally have one.
All right, so here she is, the poster girl.
She should know that.
But see, here's the thing: they have conditioned people that if you work in government or if you hold certain positions, that you are going to get away with everything.
And that's why they always say, look, do you know who I am?
That's exactly what she kept saying.
Right.
Basically.
And that's why I am like Rhys Witherspoon.
Do you know who I am?
Exactly.
Because the laws are not supposed to apply to them.
I know.
I'm an AG.
You got to turn your body camera off if I ask you to.
And he's like, that's bullshit lawyer shit.
No, I don't.
That's right.
I mean, you just wind up the string and you just pull it and let it go.
I'm an AG.
I'm an AG.
Hey, if you could ask the cop to turn off their body camera, why would they have body cameras?
Because every single person, as soon as they got out, would say, turn off your body camera.
Right.
That's the whole purpose of one.
You can't cut them off.
Pull this thing.
And then they go.
And that's exactly what you had here.
That's just crazy.
Tyler Love is cop.
I don't give a shit.
He does not care.
He's doing his job.
He's a police officer.
Go ahead, put your hands behind your back and let's see how you're looking in silver cuffs.
That shit's never going to go away your whole life, man.
10 years from your 18-year-old daughter is going to come and say, Man, I found this old video.
You look, I'm an AG.
Oh, or you could just walk off.
That's right.
Goodness sakes.
Now, they showed that body camera.
The police obviously released that because it's the body camera footage.
So she probably was trying to pull the stink behind the scenes after.
I'll release the damn footage.
What's everybody seeing?
What happened?
Well, and that's a good response because you can see clearly that she is inebriated completely out of her mind.
So you can see her on camera.
She couldn't see it.
She's Kamala.
Yes.
Kamala.
That's a good one.
Sit drunk.
I love that.
Sit a waste of kamala.
Yes.
That's a perfect term.
Well, I'll tell you what, President Trump means business and he's getting down to the brass tax.
I love this.
I mean, the fact that we have got all of these deportations that are going on.
Promises kept.
Here he is, Homeland Security Security Secretary.
Christy Noam says that more than 1.6 million illegal immigrants are voluntarily leaving the U.S.
This is less than 200 days.
1.6 million have left.
This means safer streets, taxpayer savings, pressure off of schools and hospital services, and better job opportunities for Americans.
This is fantastic.
This is what we voted for.
They're getting the work done.
This is his cabinet.
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I mean, you just can't beat it.
I mean, when you start looking at Trump never stops coming, does he?
He comes at you, man.
He comes at everything.
Oh, yeah.
He has got a lot of work to do.
And he asks, this drunk girl.
She keeps showing off.
She's my bad penny of the day.
Yes, she keeps coming up.
Oh, my gosh, I'm never going to get rid of her.
Oh, wow.
Can you imagine being dating that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no, no.
Hey, honey, you mind doing something?
No, I'm an AG.
I ain't doing it.
I'm an AG.
Well, that is her biggest accomplishment in her life and probably the only one she's ever going to have.
So, yeah.
I can't believe they wouldn't fire her after that.
I mean, there's a Democrat.
They don't ever fire anybody.
Well, that's what you have with this group.
Sad, but true.
I just, I think it's funny that this is what they have been told, that once you make it to becoming an AG, that you don't have to follow the law, especially an AG.
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We also have some news.
This is really good news.
It looks like under President Trump and his pressure with Mexico, you've got Mexico has extradited a cartel, the cartel bosses.
They investigate politicians' cartel ties.
This is inside some of the deepest corruption inside Mexico's government.
And President Trump has pressured Mexico to not only extradite cartel prisoners for sentencing in the U.S., but also to investigate politicians with cartel ties and to extradite them as well.
It's a big deal because a lot of people were saying, hey, you know how they got, how Mexico got its new president?
Well, she was basically the only one left standing.
Some of your towns out in California, I think like Pasadena and stuff, are ghost towns right now because they're all illegals and they're hiding.
That's right.
Our traffic has definitely lightened up.
The problem is it's gotten really hot here.
We have a huge heat wave going on.
A lot of people are very concerned about those fires starting up again.
Lots of people are.
I mean, I'm getting heat warnings all the time.
And ours is a different type of heat.
We don't have the humidity like you do.
It's just a totally different situation.
Yeah, like in Vegas, too.
They don't have it either.
Ooh, and it's tough.
I mean, it's really gotten hot here.
So who knows?
I am just praying we don't have any fire breakouts during this time.
But yeah.
So here's some more information about I'm an AG.
So, yeah, so her name, she's the Rhode Island Assistant Attorney General.
Number two.
Wow.
Devon Hogan Flanagan.
She was arrested and charged with trespassing, and it wasn't a bar.
They were trying to get her to leave a restaurant.
She got kicked out of a restaurant and wouldn't leave.
Oh, no.
You know, that's embarrassing.
When you're so drunk, you get kicked out of house, please, man.
That's pretty bad.
Well, and she probably had a pretty big bill, too.
You know, those restaurants, when you add the alcohol to the food and everything else, oh, my gosh.
Well, she's a lot of people.
Some people just can't drink until they start acting stupid either.
They just have a feed and they start acting like her.
That's bad.
Every time she said, I'm an AG, he said, I'm a PD.
I'm an AG.
I'm a PDF.
If I was one of her friends and it was this Christmas, she'd be open thing.
There'd be a shirt in there that says I'm an AG, a hat in there that says, I'm an AG.
Gosh, she is so going to regret this.
She already does.
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine?
I mean, then she has to go into her office and she gets to see her colleagues.
And they went viral.
She sits down.
She walks into the office and she's like, you know, nervous in the morning.
There's nobody talking about it.
And she makes it back to her back corner office and nobody's saying things.
She's like, oh, my God.
She sits down in somebody's cubicle next to her.
I'm an AG.
Well, what's really great?
It's wild because Shy Girl 2024 just pointed out over on YouTube.
So she lied to the officer that she is an AG when she's actually an assistant AG.
Big difference.
We knew he didn't recognize her name.
But yes, great observation.
So she lied.
God mighty.
Wow.
Then just won't leave.
The police are just saying, just leave.
Just walk away.
All you got to do.
If you'd have walked away, nobody would ever saw that.
You just said, okay, I'm out.
Well, and Robert and her asshole friend, man.
She got arrested too.
Yeah.
She goes, she's a liar.
She knows.
Well, here's the full story.
Apparently, and thank you, Robert Vale.
He says the second woman was also arrested.
The Rhode Island Attorney General's office told 12 News that it is reviewing the incident, which is expected to take a few days, though the office declined to comment further, citing personal matters.
But yeah, they've all got this story.
Yeah, Misses.
I'm an AG, lives on TikTok, and me and a bunch of big accounts.
Made sure we blasted it out to the world today.
I'd be like, I'm a shitboaster.
God imagine me getting arrested.
I was dead poster.
Exactly.
My name is Kat Turd.
Thank you very much.
You can't arrest me.
I'm a shit poster.
The thing about it is, Kat, I guarantee they would recognize you before they would recognize this one.
They would know who you were first.
And depending on what side they slid on, it would make all the difference on how that went for you.
If she was prosecuting me for a crime now, I'm just like, and I was the defense, I would just play that and say, this is the prosecutor right now.
Do you trust her?
Right.
Just, this is it.
I have a big old 90-inch screen there.
I'm an AG.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Well, I'll tell you what, we're getting rid of a lot of people in this country.
When you start looking at these numbers, apparently ICE is deporting over 1,400 illegal immigrants per day.
ICE currently has more than 59,000, besides I'm an AG, in custody with arrest, averaging 930 per day, and deportation surging to a record rate of 1,400 daily over the past two weeks.
And some of them are self-deporting because they know it's only a matter of time.
Wow.
Oh, man.
Isn't this fun?
I don't see how people are not, these black pillars, they still can't have fun.
This is great every day.
It's like Christmas.
Are they still really just going to be angry about everything?
Everything.
Well, what is it this time?
What's their beef?
Just whether there's it, doesn't matter.
If like 100 things are going great and one's going bad, they're going to pick at that.
Well, what's the one thing they're not happy about?
Well, I don't know.
I haven't figured it out today.
I'm sure they're bitching and moaning because they do every day.
It's so sad.
It really is.
This is the time that we have been waiting for.
We suffered through all of those years with Biden.
I'm so glad that President Trump took some time to really call him out in front of the world.
Like I said, the whole world is watching.
And all of the accomplishments that this administration has done in just 200 days, it's astounding.
Can you imagine what it's going to look like in a year, in two years, in three years?
We're going to have a completely different country and no telling who's going to be behind bars by then.
I don't know.
Maybe the Democrat Party is going to have to rename itself just like MSNBC to the BS news station.
I mean, no telling.
They're going to have to do a rebrand because they're not going to have anybody left on the left.
Everybody's going to be locked up, I hope, by then.
At least some of the familiar faces.
They're memeing that girl now, lady.
Oh, my God.
I just posted one.
Oh, cat.
You know, this is bad.
It's just like the couple that we saw.
This is blowing up.
It's like the Kiss Cam.
Yeah, I just posted it.
I won't be able to see it, but you see it.
Oh, no.
Here it is.
I knew these were about to come.
I'm an AG.
Oh, don't these people know that this is a shit poster's Super Bowl when you do dumb shit like this, like the Kiss Cam.
That's what I just said.
The Kiss Cam.
She's next in line.
You know what?
They should have awards for all of this stuff once a year.
I would watch that instead of any of these award ceremonies that they have out there.
We should have like all of these people in their 15 minutes of fame.
I don't know what you would call it, but bring them all out and give them the turd award or something.
Their 15 minutes of just.
Some of them are good.
Like that motherfucker is not real.
Should be in there for sure.
I'm an AG would be in there for sure.
The Kiss Cam would be in there for sure.
Oh, yeah.
God.
I mean, it goes on and on.
You can think of all of the other ones that you all can contribute to and start.
Maybe we should start that.
Let me see if it's trending.
Well, it will be.
Oh, God.
I'm going to laugh if I'm an AG is trending.
We need awards for this.
We really do.
Yearly awards.
And so instead of like the best movie or what have you or the best scene or whatever they give awards for, the best actress, best actor.
No.
We're going to have.
They probably do have it somewhere.
I don't.
I've never heard of it.
I never have.
We'll do it on this show.
Why don't we start it here?
We'll start compiling for the year all of the people.
And then at the end of the year, we'll do like a rundown and give one of them an award.
This has just been blowing up.
This has just been blowing up for like two hours.
And I just, I typed in on the search, I'm an AG, and it is just hilarious, man.
This is blowing up.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
And then we could do like a poll.
We could have everybody vote on their favorite, right, incident per year.
And so then the littermates could decide who wins.
So who gets the golden turd award?
I'm telling you, I'm reading through these things.
Oh, my God.
Kat, you'll have to do a poll.
It's really, really blowing up right now.
God, she said, it's not, if she just said it once, it would be bad enough.
But she repeated it like 25 times.
Yes.
Oh, no.
Well, I mean, as they were leading her off, that's all she did.
Like I said, they just pulled a string with her, and she just started going, I'm an AG, I'm an AG, I'm an AG.
She didn't know what else to do.
Oh, you've got the, somebody said, I voted the subway slinger.
And then you have somebody else.
That's right.
The subway slinger.
We have the subway slinger.
We also have somebody else put in here.
You remember the cat, the pronoun cat that whacked the woman?
You remember that one?
Yeah.
I mean, that one is hilarious as well.
Here she is.
Hi, my name is Erin.
I use she, her pronouns, and I am this one.
See you there.
I mean, we've got the material to work with.
We've got to do this.
All right.
So we're going to have the Golden Turd Awards.
I'm putting it on my list of to-dos.
Goodness sakes.
Anyway, I'm going to.
Okay.
Look what I just tweeted.
We'll get it going.
Let me see what you have.
Let me go over there and see what you got going on there, cat.
So I'm an AG memes here.
I need, hold up, did I do it wrong?
I have to edit it.
Hold on a second.
Okay.
Started doing this show.
No, I need I'm an AG memes here.
That's right.
Okay.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, I just read the okay, got it.
I need I'm an AG memes here.
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun.
All right, so we're gonna have to oh, and then you have Lori RN who says, you know, don't forget about Tampon Tim.
Oh, yeah.
Gold Hair Solutions00:12:19
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Man, that's how fast the news goes.
That happened like four days ago, and we've already forgotten about it.
It's like, it's just this didn't happen during Biden.
It's just the news cycle.
Exactly.
Man, when Trump met with Putin, he was either tweeting every 10 minutes or on camera or in a meeting for like 27 hours.
He was up without stopping, man.
I'm telling you.
It's just, I mean, it goes so quick.
It's hard to keep up.
Even if you just miss a couple of hours because you have to go somewhere, you have to do something.
You're driving and then you go back and you're like, what just happened?
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So the Golden Turd Awards, only in the litter box.
We're going to work on that.
And since we're coming up on, I mean, we're going to have all of these shows under our belt.
I cannot believe how big this show has gotten.
And I cannot believe how long we have done it.
We're on 864 shows as of today.
It's a lot of talking.
It's a lot of talking.
Really fun.
Oh my gosh.
Fun stuff ahead.
Memes are coming in.
Oh, I love it.
Let's go.
We got the classic one with the lady and the cat.
Oh, let me see what we have.
I'm an AG, my mom's caregiver.
Put this one in here.
And then let's see who else has got another.
All right.
I'm an AG.
This is the one we just saw.
I'm an AG, damn it.
This is at Old Salt City Ace.
You have got, do you know who I am at R S T Y S G R L?
This is a gift.
She's not happy that me and Little Tim Thalk started posting this shit today.
Oh, this is not going to make them happy.
I'm looking for only AG memes.
Oh, no.
Oh, somebody just grabbed part of her video and put her eyes up there.
The eyes never lie, do they?
It says the eyes.
And this is from at M underscore O L L I K A I N E N. Here comes her friend.
She's a lawyer.
Pointing at it.
Oh, my God.
Do we need that?
Do you know how many people have pulled that in bars?
I'm a lawyer, and they're so not.
If you are, you're a drunk lawyer.
I have heard that.
You're a damn drunk lawyer right now.
Well, you know, I'm a teetotaler.
So whenever I see something like this go down in LA, that's normally their go-to line.
It's like, no, you're probably going to be the person, you know, shoveling the hash browns tomorrow when you're as drunk or hung over as you can possibly be.
But that's the number one go-to.
I'm a lawyer.
Well, what's that going to do for you right now?
You're going in.
They're hauling you in.
Yeah, I already hate you, man.
You don't need to make it work.
Exactly.
Oh, this is just fun.
This is so much fun.
Here's one.
I'm an AG.
I'm an AG.
And then you're an effing drunk.
There you are, cat, sitting at the table.
I know.
I can't see the damn screen today.
It's just black.
Oh, you are missing all of this.
Okay.
I like listening.
I like looking at chat during the show.
That's what I'm really missing.
I know.
Chat's so much fun.
They're very active right now, too, by the way.
They've got to be.
I'm an AG.
Oh, they already did the little kit.
I'm an AG kit.
Shot glass, broken high heel, hairbrush, full of hair.
Oh, this is great.
This is Evan Lee Dyer.
Yes, this is a commentary account.
You've got I'm an AG, 40 plus over, shot glass, broken high heel, hairbrush full of hair.
Broken high heel.
Hair.
Hairbrush full of hair.
That is a riot.
40 plus.
Oh, no.
God mighty.
This chick is having a, gonna have a very bad week.
Yeah, I don't know when that came out, but Libs of TikTok was the first to do it when I saw it today.
It was only a few hours ago, and I was just like, I always know instantly when it's going to be.
You know who's glad this came out today?
The Subway Slingling.
The Subway Slinger.
He's like, thank you, God.
Yes, he is.
The Subway Slinger is very happy that this is out.
Gosh.
This is blowing up, man.
Big time.
I think she could lose her job over this, and she should.
You shouldn't be like the second to the AG in a whole state.
And you can't do it.
You can't go around acting like an idiot.
You can't get drunk and act stupid when you're in certain positions.
You can't do it.
Well, I mean, it's really risky.
Believe me, when I'm at Turnstalk, I'd like to drink way more than I drink, but I can't.
Well, I mean, you have a responsibility.
I mean, you really do.
You have a responsibility, and you're supposed to take this kind of stuff really seriously.
But this kit is probably one of the funniest things.
But see, here's the thing: I can help her with this.
All right, the loss of hair, right?
The hairbrush full of hair, 40 plus, broken high heel, shot glass.
I'm an AG.
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Let's put up another pretty good one.
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New Scum Trafficking00:07:22
This chick is never going to get out of it.
Oh, no, coffee and grit.
Yeah, I'm an AG.
Turn that body cam off.
Oh, she's going to toss that outfit.
Oh, she's going to get a new haircut.
She's going to try to never be recognized.
She'll do an official weird apology that'll sound like an attorney wrote it.
But what she should say, she said, Hi, man.
I went out and got drunk, man.
Get over yourself.
I'm sure you've never done a drinking blunder.
Oh, you should just be real about it.
Yeah, I got drunk made ass myself, damn it.
Oh, my gosh.
No regrets.
Me, I'd be merchandising that.
Well, she should run for AG next, right?
I'm an AG coffee mugs.
I'm an IG.
Oh, my gosh.
Vote for I'm an AG.
Yes.
I would actually run with it.
She really doesn't have a choice.
I wonder what her story is.
Well, we'll find out soon enough.
There's going to be definitely a story here.
I mean, is she married?
I heard something about kids.
Oh, my God.
Uh-huh.
I heard something about kids.
I hope not.
When we played the video, I hope they weren't there.
I hope not.
Well, they're going to see it.
I mean, there's just no way around it.
You can't hide it now.
It's in the sphere.
No doubt.
This is bad.
Oh, God.
So then you've got in the news.
You've got South Carolina and Ohio who have joined West Virginia in sending National Guard troops to Washington, D.C.
So they have pledged to send hundreds of National Guard troops to D.C. amid President Trump's federal takeover and clamp down on crime and homelessness in the district.
That's a good thing.
And President Trump is not backing off of this.
I mean, he's like, look, these are criminals who support crime.
Democrat paying protesters to fight D.C. crime crackdown?
No.
They are paying protesters.
Think about that for a second.
Here's President Trump trying to clean up Washington, D.C.
The people that live there are thanking him.
They're rolling down their windows.
There are all these videos on TikTok saying, yeah, I actually can roll down my window.
I feel safer right now.
And they're celebrating what President Trump is doing and leave it to the Democrats to push against it, to mobilize and have protesters out there against his attack on crime.
What is wrong with these people?
God, I mean, there's nobody that lives there that's mad about it, believe me.
Unless you're a criminal.
Well, they've come out and said, oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Thank you so much for doing what you're doing.
I mean, you see it in every single one of these Democrat-run cities.
And here you've got Gavin Newscum, who's over there.
He is just about as sleazy as you can possibly get.
He wants to be president so bad.
He's not going to be.
He is not going to be.
I mean, he has got more things that people could talk about.
I mean, what he has done to my state.
Who would want that in all of the other states?
No one.
If you want to talk about going back and slumming it like you were with Biden, that's your ticket as new scum.
He has nothing to offer.
Zero.
So Stephen Miller is aware of that.
Yeah.
I mean, he's talked about new scum.
Stephen Miller went off on corrupt California Democrat Governor Newscum and L.A. Mayor Karen Bass.
I mean, they've destroyed our city.
The mayor of L.A., she showed up in Little Tokyo and reacted to the 100-agent ICE BP raids during California governor's press conference about redistricting.
Here she is.
I cannot believe that this just happened to be a coincidence.
There is no way this was a coincidence.
This was widely publicized that the governor and many of our other elected officials were having a press conference here to talk about redistricting, and they decided they were going to come and thumb their nose in front of the governor's face.
Why would you do that?
That is unbelievably disrespectful.
It's a provocative act.
They're talking about disorder in Los Angeles, and they are the source of the disorder in Los Angeles right now.
This is just completely unacceptable.
This is an administration.
This is a customs and border patrol that has gone amok.
This absolutely has to stop.
There was no danger here.
There was no need to detain anyone here.
And there was certainly no need to have a provocative act right here where the governor is having press conference.
Okay, so they're real upset over that, that ICE actually is able to reign on their parade.
Well, Stephen Miller, he accused New Scum and Karen Bass of facilitating child trafficking.
Well, that's what happened.
He goes on to say, he's like, look, they are guilty of crimes against humanity for facilitating child trafficking, sex trafficking.
And he's right.
Listen.
The mayor of Los Angeles and the governor of California are in the largest sanctuary city and the largest sanctuary state in America.
They refuse to turn over tens of thousands of serial criminal illegal aliens to ICE.
So they get arrested by state or local authorities and they get cut loose.
They then go on to commit crimes like assault, armed robbery, home invasion, and murder.
The most unimaginable, egregious crimes you could think of.
All of that blood, all of that suffering, all of that heartache, squarely on the soul and conscience of California's governor and the mayor of Los Angeles.
They are guilty of crimes against humanity.
They are facilitating child trafficking, sex trafficking.
Look, they think this is a game.
They think this is a joke.
This is life and death.
When you meet with the families, as you have, Griff, whose loved ones have been raped and killed and slaughtered by criminal legal aliens who have no right to be in this country, what New Scum are doing and what Bass is doing are unforgivable.
And God bless our ICE agents and border patrol agents for going out there and doing this mission on behalf and on the orders of President Trump to make America safe for our citizens.
The Democrat Party seems to only care about two groups right now, criminals and illegal aliens.
And that's it.
Donald Trump's Republican Party is fighting for law-abiding American citizens, and you're seeing the results right here in Washington, D.C., where the most violent city that we have in this country is now becoming day by day and will become one of the safest cities in the whole country.
He's right.
That's all they care about.
Well, here's the thing.
Nicole's Threatening Video00:07:02
So, so go ahead.
So, so I got more news about the thing that I like today.
So, yeah, this Nicole soilist is, she's doing it all.
So she played a longer video where she threatened the cops once they put her in.
She goes, you're going to regret this, buddy, before you close the door.
Nah.
And then they have got the body cam of the, remember you said the friend was arrested and she's hissing and kicking and throwing a fit.
And I just posted that.
They just posted that one now and it's even worse.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, this is only going to get worse.
More than definitely.
Oh, wow.
All right.
Laugh out loud.
This just gets better and better.
Here we go.
We will get the license.
Fuck your hands off me.
Babe, we will get the license.
No, Get away.
Get out of here.
Get back.
Get back right now.
Get a data team.
No.
No, I'm kidding.
No.
Get back. Your drops.
Yep.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
It's okay.
No, no, no.
I'm right here.
Let's go.
Come on, babe.
No, no.
Babe, babe.
Babe, I'm right here.
No, babe, babe.
Please, I'm here.
I'm right here.
Please come to me.
Please come to me.
No, I'm not going to find you.
I'm right here.
No.
Okay.
No, please offer this, my friend.
I'm right here.
No, no, no.
I'm right here.
Babe.
I'm right here.
No, babe.
Relax.
No.
Relax.
What's wrong with you?
Relax.
We don't want to put you in handcuffs.
Let's go.
Let's go.
No, babe, babe.
Listen, Megan, you're overreacting.
You're adding charges.
You're overreacting.
No.
Please take my hands up.
Please think you're out of handcuffs.
No, please don't.
You're overreacting.
You didn't have to have this happen.
Get in the car.
No.
Babe, no.
Right here.
I'm right here.
No.
Get in the car.
In the car You never hear me.
You're feeding the court.
No!
Dan!
No!
James!
No!
No!
She makes me hit!
No!
You're feeding the court!
Who the fuck are you?
Don't touch me!
In the cart.
You're a grown adult.
You're acting like a kid.
Jesus!
Dan!
No!
Who the fuck are you?
This is so unapproached!
You're here, you're over.
Tired to the roof.
They weren't in a trespass.
They were just doing a fucking shit.
Trevor, we've got two to ten.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Oh, it reminds me of like Kermit or something crazy, you know.
Just even the screams were horrible.
Poor Dan, poor babe, whoever he is.
I hate it, honey, but I just shot that out to the world.
Oh, my God.
Why can't you just all you had to do is just walk away?
That's the one in the first of the other video with cheating and teary with that scrowl on her face.
Oh, boy.
I wonder if they'll be friends after this.
And her beta boyfriend.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Good.
That's doing.
I'm here, honey.
I'm sipping my double-soy latte, honey.
Dude.
Oh, no.
This is so funny.
Why would you act like that?
Well, because she thinks that she can.
Ain't talking about entitled.
Mm-hmm.
Then y'all obviously are entitled.
Never had to deal with the police at a bar before or a restaurant, man.
Just get when they say go, go.
Don't even say another word.
If they've got two or three people gathered around and are drunk and they say, you just walk away and just turn around and start high-stepping, man.
Don't say a word.
Just run.
Oh.
As fast as you can.
And that's it.
It's over then.
They always want to sit there and keep talking, man.
I just don't get it.
Oh, this is something.
Her girlfriend.
She slipped out of them cuffs.
They had her completely cuffed, and she slipped out of both of them.
Maybe she's done that before.
Yeah.
Then who Deanie drunk any?
I don't know, but you know, cuffs are something.
You know, she's obviously played those games before somewhere, somehow.
I mean, now you can start with the conspiracy theories.
Not with her boyfriend.
Not with Dan.
Not with, honey, I'm here.
Not with Dan, but with somebody else.
Honey, I'm here.
I'm here, honey.
Oh, my.
I'm here.
God.
Oh, no.
Well, you know what?
Whips, chains, handcuffs, they all go in the same category, but she's obviously had experience in the whole deal.
So for her to slide on out of those.
I know somebody just says, were those fuzzy handcuffs?
That cyborg because 001, these weren't fuzzy handcuffs.
That could have been his poor Dan.
I'm here.
I'm here.
You know, Dan should be famous for this.
Don't shut the F up, for God's sake.
I nominate Dan for the Golden Turd Awards just because he was in this position to begin with with this woman.
So anyway, Dan will have to add him to the lineup.
Dan!
I'm here, honey.
God.
Somebody be getting mugging her.
They're mugging me.
I'm here, honey, watching.
I'm watching from over here.
God.
Yes.
He has to put it.
Believe me, he's seen that.
I can promise you, he's seen that right there many times.
Well, that's why we're going to throw him into the Golden Turd Awards is because he earned it.
He deserves to be in the group of them.
I mean, this wasn't his first rodeo.
No, he's seen that many a time.
That ain't the first time she's done that.
I agree.
Each Generation's Innocence00:05:31
Wow.
Well, I hate to tell her, but I just put her on blast.
I'm seeing just the combination.
There's millions.
There's stuff now.
Oh, my gosh.
So wild.
So wild.
Well, I mean, when you talk about Beta Boys and you talk about Gavin Newscomb, they're two of the same.
You've got voters in California who have overwhelmingly, they completely oppose what Governor Gavin Newscomb's plan is to gerrymander the state 64 to 36.
He's a loser.
And I'm sure when you heard President Trump talking about, you know, this whole thing with Zelensky canceling elections, he's like, well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
But we'll see what happens with that whole thing.
Do we have an outcome?
Is there a path to peace, Kat?
Well, it's all according to Zelensky.
Putin's going to try to get, you know, he's going to get something, especially Crimea.
I mean, he's had Crimea.
He walked in there 12 years ago without a shot during Obama and just took it.
Gosh.
Well, we won half of the battle when he showed up in a suit because, you know, that was painful for him.
And then I thought it was incredible what the First Lady put out there, her peace letter.
That was beautifully written and so timely.
I thought that was just incredible.
And we'll end on that today.
She says, and it's dated August 15th, 2025, First Lady of the United States of America.
She says, Dear President Putin, every child shares the same quiet dreams in their heart, whether born randomly into a nation's rustic countryside or a magnificent city center.
They dream of love, possibility, and safety from danger.
As parents, it is our duty to nurture the next generation's hope.
As leaders, the responsibility to sustain our children extends beyond the comfort of a few.
Undeniably, we must strive to paint a dignity-filled world for all, so that every soul may wake to peace, and so that the future itself is perfectly guarded.
A simple yet profound concept, Mr. Putin, as I am sure you will agree, is that each generation's descendants begin their lives with a purity, an innocence which stands above geography, government, and ideology.
Yet in today's world, some children are forced to carry a quiet laughter untouched by the darkness around them, a silent defiance against forces that can potentially claim their future.
Mr. Putin, can you single-handedly restore their melodic laughter?
In protecting the innocence of these children, you will do more than serve Russia alone.
You will serve humanity itself.
Such a bold idea transcends all human division, and you, Mr. Putin, will fight to implement this vision with a stroke of a pen today.
It is time.
Sincerely, First Lady Melania Trump.
All class.
She's wonderful, is she not?
I love her, man.
I know.
She is just 100% the best by far.
She's as good as it gets.
She really is.
And so to pin that and to have that presented and to present that to the world was so right.
It was just right.
Hit all the right tones.
Everything that a person thinks of as a child, their innocence and everything else, the fact that they should not be subjected to this kind of war and that he has the power himself to stop this with a pen.
So, wow.
Just all shakes down.
I don't trust Zelensky.
No one does, especially when it's money that he is so hungry for.
He wants to continue on.
But we'll see.
I mean, Trump is reportedly, he's pushing for a trilateral summit with Putin, and it's for next Friday.
Oh, on my birthday, August 22nd.
So there you have it.
Oh, I'm going to be old enough not to answer that question.
You never ask a woman her age.
Even when she's like, what?
When do you stop asking?
I think when you're 10.
When you're 10 years old.
I like to ask them all right.
Oh, I know you did.
And you can get away with it too, Kat.
That's one of the luxuries of being cat turd.
Yeah.
Well, I'm looking forward to these turd awards.
They're going to be fun.
We've got so many characters.
We've got a whole bunch of them.
All right, everybody.
Well, that concludes today's show.
I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day.
Kat, is there anything you'd like to add?
You've been in the dark the whole time today.
No, I'm just, yeah, I'm dark, so I can't really add anything.