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Aug. 8, 2025 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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MIRACLES HAPPEN | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 859 – 8/8/2025

Jewels & Catturd celebrate Fleet Admiral James’s restored vision after surgery, calling it a "miracle," while exposing Letitia James’s mortgage fraud allegations and Adam Schiff’s hypocrisy. They mock Tom Tillis for opposing Ed Martin’s DOJ appointment, praise Trump’s $50M bounty on Maduro, and ridicule Pelosi’s trans youth policies amid economic chaos. The episode shifts to LA’s urban decay—drug-fueled street violence, homeless encampments, and political failures—while celebrating Trump’s tariffs, ICE crackdowns, and legal wins over Democrats. Putin’s Ukraine ceasefire offer sparks skepticism as the hosts wrap up with election integrity teases and cat-themed merch promotions. [Automatically generated summary]

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He Can See Again 00:02:22
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Friday, August 8th, 2025, episode number 859.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Kat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Oh, another day.
It's happy Friday is the day.
Yeah, thank God it's Friday.
Well, miracles happen.
I have got some great news.
Fleet Admiral James, I mean, he even called me at 2 o'clock in the morning.
He can see.
He can see.
The surgery was a complete success.
And he's calling me, telling me all the different things that he can see out of his eye.
And he's got 20, 30 vision now, and he is ready to rock and roll.
I have never in my life been so excited for somebody as him.
He is so deserving of this.
And, you know, he's a disabled veteran and he is completely blind in one eye.
And the other one just was really dim.
I mean, he could not see out of it.
His world had gotten smaller.
And so the fact that he can now see is such a miracle.
It is so wonderful.
And to hear him carry on about all the different things that he can read, what he's looking at.
And I'm going, it is the greatest news, I swear, that I could even report.
I am so happy over the whole thing.
And it's been one of those things.
He's had all of these different battles, as you all know.
And he's had everything from open heart surgery, from a heart attack, to he's now trying to find a kidney because he needs a kidney donor.
And he's been going through the whole process and all of that stuff.
He's at dialysis three times a week.
And then when the vision subject came up, boom, it was like talking to a wall.
He said, I cannot afford to lose it, the one eye that I have.
And I have got to really look at this whole thing.
Well, he looked at it and he thought about it and he decided to go for it.
And it was spectacular.
I mean, I'm just, I couldn't have brought better news today.
Adam's Dirty Business 00:13:27
I really could not.
Regardless of anything else, this is personal to me.
And so I wanted to share it with all of you.
And thank you so much for all of your prayers because you all have been praying for him.
I appreciate your messages, both to him and also to me.
But yes, miracles do happen.
As you know, President Trump, he was able to avoid two assassination attempts.
So, I mean, we're really in good company.
We're doing something right, I guess.
Oh, I'm just so happy over that.
But yeah, that's going to be tough to beat for me today, even with all the other stuff that President Trump is doing.
It's like, wow.
F around and find out Friday is what I call it.
Man.
Wow.
It came in heavy today, didn't it?
Didn't it, though?
Oh, my gosh.
I don't even know where to start.
There's so many.
Well, you start.
Go anywhere, and I'll follow you.
Let me know.
Well, the best news is O Tish.
Oh, boy.
O Tish.
My goodness.
I mean, this woman is just, she had to have had her chance in her time.
I mean, nobody is above the law, really.
Yeah.
Yeah, they got Ed Martin, special prosecutor, going to prosecute her ass and Adam Schiff.
How much fun is this?
And they did.
This was, this was, you know, it's going to be on mortgage fraud and a bunch of stuff, but they're going to also go after because it was just the most ridiculous prosecution against Trump in history.
Padded jury, padded judge.
I mean, they wouldn't able to put on a defense.
I mean, it just went on and on and on.
They said Mar-a-Lago was worth $17 million or something when it's worth almost a billion.
I mean, it just, and she just sat up there and to start with, you can't run on, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm a DA, and what I'm going to do is I'm going after the Trump family.
I'm going to get them.
I'm going to find something.
I'm going to get them.
You can't run.
You can't do that.
You've already lost right there.
I know it.
I know it.
I mean, this woman was ruthless.
She campaigned on getting President Trump.
That was her whole message that she was going to get him.
She was going to be the one to bring him down.
She was going to take his businesses.
She was going to go after the entire family.
I mean, she was even threatening to take Trump Tower.
I mean, come on.
This woman is as narcissistic as it gets.
And here she is the entire time breaking the law on all of the things that she would prosecute somebody else for doing.
See, that's the thing about Democrats.
This is what they do.
They always accuse everybody else, and then they're the ones that are doing the dirty work.
They're the ones doing the dirty deeds.
This is nuts, but that's how they play.
You all should be so happy right now.
And especially since Ed Martin is going to be the one who is the special prosecutor.
Thanks, Tom Tillis.
You voted him down, and now he's special prosecutor.
And now we got Judge Janine in D.C. Thanks a lot, Tom Tillis.
Rhino piece of crap.
Oh, Kat, you know what you have to do?
You know what?
I hate to put more on you, on more on your plate, but you're the musician of the whole group, right?
We need a happy dance song.
Because I think we are going to have nothing but celebrations on this show from here on out.
And we just like need a little jingle, a happy dance jingle.
I don't write jingles, especially happy jingles.
I tried.
I tried.
My music's kind of dark.
You know, it's not.
Yeah, it's true.
You get a little deep in there.
Oh, my.
Well, you're the talented one.
So I thought I would at least ask.
Run it past you first.
I'll have to figure out a happy dance, though.
Something over here that we can kind of jive to because I'm telling you what, this is just the beginning.
Just the beginning.
So you've got Attorney General Pam Bondi, who has authorized a special prosecutor, and that is Ed Martin, who is going to investigate the allegations of mortgage fraud involving Senator Adam Schiff and Letitia James.
Exactly what she accused Trump of.
Imagine that.
Isn't this fun?
Oh my gosh.
I'm just loving this.
Especially Adam Shifty Schiff.
I mean, the guy is such a criminal.
You can just look at him.
I mean, he just, he's one of those people.
He just, he just seethes it.
You can see it just like through his pores.
He is just the biggest liar, manipulator, biggest scumbag that there ever was.
I mean, pencil neck, I think that's being kind.
It's time for his ass to go down legally.
Yes, it is.
I have lived under his reign when he was my representative forever.
So my gosh, I'm loving seeing this.
And you remember when he got up there and he lied, just completely read off a transcript that was not at all what President Trump said at all in the phone call.
He should have been kicked out of the, he should have been kicked out of the Congress forever for that.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And yet nothing happened to him.
They have been just protecting these people.
I mean, they did that for one reason and one reason alone.
They knew people were going to be watching and they wanted to sell that narrative.
And that's what they did.
Because nobody comes back and says, oh, no, he just did that for theatrics.
No, that's not why you get up there and you read a transcript.
It's for accuracy.
It's not to sit there and try to sway the Republic, right, into believing something that is just absolutely not true.
And that's what he did.
He used his time up there to lie.
And he didn't get sanctioned.
He didn't get any, no, no reprimand at all.
Unbelievable.
They're going after everybody right now.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's time.
It's really, really time.
I am just thrilled to see it.
This whole thing is just going so well.
You've got Project Veritas part two, the whistleblower.
Bill Barr held secret meetings to plot prosecutions of Trump and block his political comeback.
They were all involved.
They were all in on it.
Try to tell everybody he was in on it.
He came out.
It was like 7 o'clock in the morning.
They hadn't even called the state yet and said, oh, well, we've had an investigation.
There was no cheating in an election in 2020.
7 o'clock the next morning.
Just like, I mean, what could he have done besides watching on TV?
We've done an investigation and there's no use.
There's no cheating in the election.
Yeah, he was in on it.
Oh, my gosh.
They were all in on getting Trump the hell out of office.
Everybody up there, and they all need to go down.
They all need to be in prison.
They really do.
I mean, this is how they have run the swamp for years, but it took an outsider to bring them all down.
I mean, when you think about what we have gone through with this group, I mean, these are thugs.
They ran D. Sleaze like you would a cartel.
They were doing anything and everything they wanted without any kind of consequence.
I mean, the fact that we're even talking about an auto pen being responsible for most of the pardons tells a story in and of itself.
But I don't recall Barr's name up there getting a pardon.
There are several people that didn't get the auto pen pardon.
So it's going to be a tough day, a day of reckoning for all of them.
And, you know, they can sit there and they can say, oh, well, this one's sick.
We can't prosecute because that's what they do.
They'll say, oh, we can't possibly bring this dementia patient.
Well, now we even know that you've got Mueller time, who has been in a home for quite some time because he's sick as the day is long as well.
But see, this is how they roll.
This is how they work.
They think that we're not going to call on the weak and the sick and the ones that they put in that place of authority to do their dirty work.
We need to get to, we need to get behind it all.
We need to find out who has been controlling all of this.
And that's who we need to bring forth.
And I know President Trump knows who it is.
But I think it's a gang of them.
But I think there is one in particular that he is going to have to put the screws to.
Because they've been running Washington.
They arrested the Boston Sheriff, O Sanctuary, dude.
Yes.
Another one.
Another one.
Yeah.
Another one of these.
We'll take all the illegals.
Yeah, you know what they arrested him for?
He was taken into custody in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, because he was extorting $50,000 from an owner of a national cannabis retail company seeking to do business in Boston.
And they busted him trying to take a $50,000.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll get you up there.
Just need $50,000.
Unreal.
$50,000 in the hand.
This is wild.
I mean, this is just the wildest story.
But you know that they're enjoying themselves.
At this point, they've got to be.
And especially some of the ones that were on the right side of the fence, not the wrong.
And I don't mean politically.
I'm just saying those that worked in the FBI and they knew that all of this was just political and it was political warfare.
And now they're watching all of this and they're seeing how the worm has turned.
So you've got breaking news, and this is from FBI Boston.
As a result of an FBI Boston investigation, Selfolk County Sheriff Stephen Tompkins, he has been taken into custody in Fort Lauderdale, Florida for allegedly extorting $50,000 from the owner of a national cannabis retail company seeking to do business in Boston.
So yes.
Ripping off a weed dealer.
A legal weed dealer.
Oh my goodness.
He's down here in Florida trying to.
Yeah, you can do business in Boston.
Just 50 grand in the hand.
Wow.
Well, I mean, you wonder how these people, you wonder how these politicians go in and they're worth $7.15 and they come out in 15 years worth $200 million.
And this is it.
This is so wild.
I mean, it really is so wild.
Well, did you hear about the talking parrot that helps police nail entire drug ring?
Apparently, that's what happened.
You had a British drug ring that was busted and its members jailed after police found the next best thing to a stool pigeon.
Apparently, Mango, the pet parrot, became a vital, became vital evidence through his vocabulary lessons for police after there were multiple members of the drug gang in Blackpool, according to ITV.
Apparently, 15 people in all, including a man who ran a drug dealing operation from prison.
They were all convicted in this investigation that got its big break when cell phones were discovered in the prison cell of Adam Garnett.
This is the ringleader.
And apparently this bird and his vocabulary, it just sang.
He just sang.
So they were able to get this bird to sing.
He did.
Mango was also being recorded playing with cash.
The video showed Hilton teaching the parrot to say two for 25, a British drug phrase as a child looked on.
The bricks of cocaine had a cameo rolls in videos.
It was found on the phone, but the star was Mango.
Mango was in the drug deal, and all of these videos were on this guy's phone that he smuggled into his prison cell.
And that helped them catch it.
Good lord.
Isn't this fun?
I mean, he was rapping about his crimes.
I mean, you've got the gang member, Gareth Burgess.
He's carrying large amounts of cash, rapping about his crimes.
I mean, the whole thing is so funny.
It's just kind of a fun, feel-good story.
But apparently, the sentence, who's not laughing, they topped 103 years behind bars.
Who's laughing now?
Good.
Yep.
So bird of the day, the parrot.
Little guy is taking people down.
And he was part of the whole thing.
Then you've got Nancy Piccolosi.
Okay, ugly as the day is long, the wicked witch.
She's in bad shape, too.
But she's talking about, you know, all of these different things that are happening with trans kids.
She wants to keep this whole thing running.
She shows that this is the hill that the Dems are willing to die on.
She says, we are hoping that we can have gender-affirming care for our trans kids.
Really?
They're still going on?
Blacking Past You 00:04:04
They worry about the damnedest demonic things and don't care about anything that's important to the American people.
It's all about illegals and trans and gay everything.
It's literally nothing to do with economy, your paycheck, lowering taxes, nothing.
Border security.
I mean, nothing.
They're the party of nothing.
This is so sad to watch because they really, this goes to show you how comfortable they were with cheating.
They did not care that they were on the wrong side of everything.
Not at all.
They could have cared less because they were always going to cheat.
They were always going to make sure that they had seats because of the census and everything else.
And they were just going to outdo us every single time.
And thank goodness for Texas.
Thank goodness they are leading the way because this has got to be reeled in.
It really does.
This has not been an easy time, but my gosh, President Trump is using every second to straighten all this stuff out.
He knows exactly where the bodies are buried.
He really does.
So he's going to fix that too for all of us.
I mean, you just can't beat what he's got going on here.
I'm not kidding.
Just every day is like wild.
But he's bringing them down, Letitia James.
Who saw that one coming?
A couple people, but whoever thought, especially with Joe Biden at the helm and them cheating in elections, that we would ever be in the position that we're in right now.
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Well, I just appointed Scott Besant as IRS Commissioner, as acting IRS Commissioner.
Wow.
Wonderful.
He finds people who does a good job and he gives them two or three jobs.
Yes, he does.
Redistricting Resistance 00:15:16
Like he did Rubio.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, this man is just doing unbelievable.
Wow.
Bescent's fabulous.
I love him.
I think he is just great.
He is so eloquent and he knows exactly.
I was kind of hoping that he was going to take Powell's position, but apparently he didn't want it.
I was hoping that when we get rid of too late Powell, that it was going to be Bescent.
But President Trump cleared up those rumors and he said, nope, I, you know, would have loved to have had him there, but he likes where he is, likes what he's doing.
He's just got an A-plus team, though.
I mean, he was.
Yeah, he's got a great team.
Yeah.
He learned a lot from that first time, and then he had four years to think about it, too.
Oh, thank goodness.
I mean, in a lot of ways, thank goodness that he did have that.
It's way better.
They cheated, and then we had Turnip Brain and then Trump.
Again, in the long run, it's way better.
Oh, my gosh.
Who would have thought?
I mean, because we were really just exasperated by the whole thing.
I know I was.
I didn't know how we were going to dig our way out.
And I knew that they were going to cheat, especially with Kamala.
We were watching the whole thing.
I mean, they were sitting up there debating during debates.
These news anchor people were debating President Trump instead of Kamala Harris, instead of Joe Biden.
So the Texas House Speaker announces increased punishments for the Democrats who'd fled if they didn't show up again today or today.
So paychecks must be picked up in person.
No more direct deposits.
It's my favorite.
You guys get out of our way.
30% of Democrats off of office budgets cut, $500 fine per day, must appear in person for any reimbursements.
Banned from sending newsletters.
Possible arrested by the FBI.
Oh.
Kim Paxon's also attempting to have the civil arrest warrants domesticated in Illinois.
How fun is that?
This is so great.
This is upsetting them.
This is the biggest issue because they have been able to get away with this whole gerrymandering and they have had it working for them and this is stuck in their craw.
I'm serious.
I have laughed so hard about this because they are losing it over the census and how President Trump is going to straighten that up.
Well, I mean, we're not counted when we go over to Europe or other countries in what they're doing.
And yet we've got illegal aliens who we are trying to deport and get out of this country so they can come back in the right way if that's what they choose to do.
And yet, this is a game they have played for years.
And now that they've gotten caught, it's like deer in headlights.
I mean, this is.
This is James.
I can't wait for that mugshot.
Oh, it's going to be good.
It's going to be really good.
I mean, her of all people, just one of the worst.
One of the worst.
I mean, look, when you talk about Texas, I mean, you can't kind of, you can't get away from some of this stuff because it's so funny.
Massachusetts says that they have no choice but to redistrict in response to Texas.
But here's the kicker.
They have no Republican seats to eliminate.
But they're going to do it anyway out of principle.
They have nothing to eliminate.
I've said this.
They've gerrymanded.
It's redistricting when they do it, by the way.
It's gerrymandering.
So they have gerrymanded.
They have redistrict and redistrict and redistrict and redistrict and did it to death until their counties are so ridiculous that they really can't change them anymore to their advantage.
So they're kind of, they can threaten a lot, but I'm telling you, I mean, you can look at Illinois and just look at all of them.
And they're just, they've already done it to the max.
And so they can only do it so much more, and they'll just end up hurting themselves.
I mean, they can't really give themselves much more of an advantage.
And it's like that in almost every liberal state.
Republicans know that shit, too.
Oh, my gosh.
This is just too much fun.
I mean, when you look at this, but here she is trying to explain it.
And again, there are no Republican seats.
So there's no reason for this.
She's just getting up there doing it.
I mean, the reason why, even though in Massachusetts, you've got a whole bunch of Republicans whose voices are never heard because they continue to do all of this to make sure that they never hold seats.
But here she's going, she's claiming that she is going to redo it.
They have no choice but to redistrict, right?
But there's no Republican seats there anyway.
I mean, in retaliation, is that something you would consider in Massachusetts?
You know, isn't it a sad state of affairs that that's where we're at, okay?
And, you know, Donald Trump, Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton have left us no choice.
That's the reality.
Nobody came looking for this, right?
We had a system of free and fair elections.
We have maps that are regularly drawn, voted on by legislatures, approved and signed off on by governors.
This is the way the system works until this comes in.
And so, you know, they've left us no choice.
It's not where anyone wants to be.
I can tell you that governors I know, maybe with the exception of this person in Texas, evidently, we want our constituents represented.
We want the voices heard.
Whether you vote for me or not, I want your voice to count.
I want your vote to count.
Unlike Greg Abbott, who doesn't want your voice to count and doesn't want your vote to count, nor does Donald Trump, nor does Ken Paxton, because they're proposing to completely rewrite a map out of nowhere to take away the votes and the voices of Texans.
And the message is, not only does this have an impact on Congress, which impacts all of America, it also is something that you don't want to see spread.
You don't want to see spread.
But Abbott, Paxton, Trump, they leave states with no choice.
I want to make sure that people have access to health care.
I don't want to see further cuts to Medicaid.
I can't tell you.
Or to housing.
Oh, wait, you got to do that.
You got to hear when they ask her.
But wait a second, there aren't any Republicans or to poor little kids who need to eat.
Okay?
So that is why it becomes an issue for a governor in New York and a governor in Illinois and a governor in Massachusetts, governors all around the country.
So are you, governors, that you're actually redistricting?
Is that what you're planning to perhaps move forward on a redistribution plan to ask you?
We just did that.
We're going to follow the rules.
I don't know if the Secretary of State wishes to comment, but we just went through a customary and orderly process just a few years ago.
Yeah, they have no Republican seats.
They're going to redo the whole thing for no reason.
Yeah, I like the way she acts like this.
This has been going on for hundreds of years.
They've been doing this.
And then she acts like, oh, this is the first time it caused them finally doing it.
It's always been in order.
Are you kidding me?
Y'all got the Republicans killed in this area.
You invented it.
They are the worst of their kind.
They truly are.
But they get up there and they're going to do it anyway, right?
Because they need the camera on them because they realize, hey, guess what?
Some of the biggest stars of their party are probably going to jail.
Okay.
So they need to start, you know, rising up where they can because they're not going to have a party left.
Most of these people who they have shown the spotlight on and sold to the American people as being the most upstanding of them all are criminals who have all lawyered up as a result of what they did to President Trump.
They don't have a party.
They don't have leaders.
This is breaking.
President Trump has just ordered all federal agencies to delete employees' COVID-19 vaccination status.
Wow.
They also must delete any records of vaccine noncompliance and exemptions.
Have you noticed that Fridays are really just, they've turned into something else so that, I mean, he's dropping everything on Fridays so that we've got the whole weekend to talk about it.
Fridays used to be a real slow day.
I mean, they may drop something, especially during the Biden regime, but they would try to work it out on Mondays instead.
They would hold it.
President Trump is dropping bombs on Friday afternoons.
I've noticed that's the new hot day for this administration.
Yeah, well, it gives them all the talking points for all the shows.
It sure does.
This is the coolest thing.
Oh, my gosh.
I love that about the COVID status.
Good for President.
Yeah, it's none of your business.
Private medical stuff shouldn't be allowed to be spread at your workplace.
No kidding.
He's not only doing that.
I mean, he's got all kinds of things that he's up to over here.
President Trump secretly signs a directive ordering Pentagon to begin unleashing military force against foreign drug cartels.
Yeah, this is exactly what he's going to do.
He's going to stop all of this from happening.
He's upping the ante against terrorist drug cartels who have been poisoning Americans and endangering its citizens for decades.
This is a big report.
He secretly did it.
He signed a directive and he told the Pentagon to start using military force against certain Latin American drug cartels.
He's not putting up with it anymore.
All of these people.
And of course, you know, you've got Mexico, communist Venezuela, who has refused to lift a finger to combat the problem.
So President Trump is going to take care of it here.
Yeah, so he just fired the IRS, the current IRS commissioner.
Fabulous.
To put him in there.
I'm not sure who that was.
I don't know what reason was.
Wow.
Everything's happening so fast.
I'm just trying to keep up with it.
Well, there's so much news.
I mean, this is, he was Billy Long.
He was a longtime IRS commissioner.
And so now you have Besant, who is in his spot.
So here's what I've got on it.
Reuters, we're going to have to rely on their reporting, which is sad because we know exactly what they're like.
But you've got President Trump is removing Billy Long as commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service.
The New York Slimes reported on Friday, citing four people familiar with the matter.
Treasury Secretary Scott Besant will serve as acting commissioner until a permanent replacement is in place.
So it's temporary until he puts somebody in there.
Just two months after confirmation.
Wow.
Wouldn't do anybody wanting.
Wow.
Looks like Job of the Hut.
His face does.
I just posted it.
Let me go over there and see what you got going on, Kat.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
Yes, it does.
Oh, my gosh.
He does.
He looks.
Democrats never fire anybody.
You will not have a successful business, believe me, if you're not constantly hiring and firing.
You have to.
Wow.
If you're not firing anybody, you're not.
If you go like if you're in the government and you put all these people in and you don't fire any of them in four years, you're a terrible leader.
This is a great thing, though.
I mean, two months, President Trump realized he wasn't doing the job or getting it done.
You fired.
That's how it works.
Wow.
He's not messing around.
Not at all.
That dude's face goes on for miles.
Well, I think you did a perfect, a perfect gift for him.
Job of the Hut is perfect.
I mean, I couldn't have imagined anything better.
He will always be that to me now.
Thank you.
I may even remember his name, Billy Long.
Job of the Hut.
Yep.
Yeah.
Lordy, mercy.
Well, and then things are heating up, especially in Russia, all of that stuff.
I mean, really, India and others are trying to get in on this whole thing.
You've got a Gallup poll that shows that seven in 10 Ukrainians want the negotiations to end the war over there.
In the fourth year of the war in Ukraine, its population has had enough, you can imagine.
I mean, they have been wiping out people.
President Trump was talking about it.
I mean, thousands of people a week are dying as a result of this.
Enough is enough.
And so now you have a new poll that's showing that seven out of ten are saying they want it negotiated to end the war with Russia.
Figure it out.
Yeah.
It's time to end that crap.
Yep.
Oh, my gosh.
But this census, I'm telling you, this is great.
And especially since we have the Supreme Court in place, they are all upset over this.
Kat, this has been, since it started on Wednesday, this has been the number one story.
They are freaking out.
I mean, when you start talking about who all it's going to affect, they have had these real cushy jobs as a result of this stuff.
And, you know, they've been able to win these elections and they've been able to have all of these seats that they normally would not have.
And it's all starting to come down on them.
Did you see Scott Jennings?
I mean, he's on fire over there at CNN.
Not that he has any challengers, really.
Yeah.
Seriously, it's like bird hunting in a baited field over there.
Yeah, I think it's so fun.
I mean, he really, really shows these people exactly how ridiculous they are.
So apparently, he completely shut down Kasparian during an out-of-touch derogatory comment.
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Apparently, she called ICE the Gestapo.
He, you know, I mean, Jennings said, I will just say that Republicans right now are trying to recruit and give bonuses to people who want to serve in ICE.
Democrats right now and the people on the left are encouraging violence against people who want to serve in ICE.
And she says, they are.
How are they encouraging violence?
And he says, they are being put in harm's way every single day.
They are putting them there.
And Jennings goes on.
She says, how exactly, says Kasparian.
Jennings says, the two parties and how they're treating ICE agents right now.
I think Republicans embracing recruitment of ICE and Democrats encouraging the violence against ICE.
That's exactly what we're seeing in our country, just in culture.
The Democrats are all about hurting people and the Republicans are all about protecting people and protecting the country.
But we saw that with Obama and we saw that with Biden and we saw that during President Trump's first term, how they were creating, like you had Black Lives Matter and you had Antifa and you had some of the other groups that were formed in order to be those people.
Agitators, paid agitators.
I mean, do they condone violence?
I'd say we've got plenty of proof of it.
They were setting all of these different towns on fire.
Man, the news is just coming in and in and in right now.
Yeah.
Hearing we might have some news about our swatters coming out.
Oh, that would be nice.
I'm just hearing rumbles from the inside.
Good.
We'll see how that shakes down.
Well, it needs to happen.
What about this whole DOJ thing?
The $50 million reward for Maduro, for the director.
Yeah.
What do you make of that?
I hear that.
I think if I was him, I would be checking my friend Liz, checking it twice.
Right.
Going to find out who's daughting us.
This is major.
Yeah, man.
I mean, you start offering people $50 million, and they're like, let me see, 50 split.
50 of us, we still can be millionaires.
Goodness.
Which is a gazillion dollars.
Wow.
I mean, this guy, $50 million on the table.
I mean, I think there's going to be a lot of takers for that.
I would imagine there would be.
Oh, my gosh.
President Trump is not messing around.
So, of course, you've got Nicolas Maduro, and he is the dictator of Venezuela.
His relationship with the U.S. has been rocky, to say the least.
A lot of people were accusing him of some pretty bad things.
He was trying to, you know, a lot of people thought that he was part of the plots to get rid of President Trump.
And he tries to position himself as a vocal critic of U.S. influence in Latin America.
But this guy is a complete authoritarian.
And so he has got a bounty, apparently.
You have sanctions that have already been levied against Maduro and his allies.
And so they're trying to put the pressure on him.
But they just sanctioned Cartel de los Souls as a terrorist group that was run by the corrupt Nicolas Maduro regime.
Remember, they were saying that these different groups were put here under Maduro to cause all of this havoc in the U.S.
I mean, we were talking about this story months ago.
And you've got the drug trafficking in the U.S. to help, you know, them take control of certain areas, and especially like in Boulder, Colorado, you saw those apartment buildings and all of that.
Well, these are their gangs.
And so now you've got this reward that has gone out, a $50 million reward for information leading to the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
And here's Pam Bondi.
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Under President Trump's leadership, Maduro will not escape justice and he will be held accountable for his despicable crimes.
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So, you know who was talking about this too was Laura Loomer.
I mean, she's like, hey, you guys owe me 50 million buckaroos because she's saying, look, I've got this.
She knows where he is, apparently.
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True story, by the way.
Isn't the DOJ supposed to be looking into machine fraud during the 2020 election?
So they want to pretend like they don't know where Maduro is instead of just talking to him.
They were with him less than a month ago.
This is some insane gaslighting.
I need to get paid.
Send me my 50 million.
Yeah, it'd be nice, wouldn't it?
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
We all turned bounty hunters.
That's like 1.2 million after taxes.
I know.
This is craziness.
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So they're going after all of these people that are bad news bearers.
You heard yesterday that the FBI has fired the former acting director Brian Driscoll, senior officials who were involved in the January 6th cases, Trump investigations, Peter Navarro, some of those people.
This guy was the guy that went after them.
And he is gone.
I love it.
I am definitely hearing rumbles about the swatters now, for real.
Good.
The kind of people who know.
So I'm hoping they might can announce some arrests soon.
That would be nice.
Now, the two guys that swatted me the first three times, one of them, I guess they're still in Romania.
They didn't catch him.
The other one they've had in jail for D.C. for about a year now.
And he's already pled guilty.
He made some kind of plea bargain.
I don't know what it was.
They didn't tell me in my letters.
I get letters, updates all the time.
And I think sometime in October, so it's not long, he's getting sentenced.
Wow.
I can't wait.
They throw the book at these people.
The little 17-year-old asshole that was, he didn't swap me, but he swatted a lot of people.
They were paying him from California.
They extradited him to Florida and gave him five years.
17 years old.
Putting him in an adult prison.
Well, it needs to happen.
Turns 18.
Yep.
It really needs to happen.
This is like, I mean, these people are ruthless.
The fact that you're putting not only police officers in harm's way, but also people that look like McLovin.
They look like McLovin.
They're ridiculous.
I mean, but they have been able to do this consistently.
You were swatted four times, Kat.
Four times.
And you've got to go.
Yeah, but it looks like they're going to.
Yeah, so a lot of stuff was happening.
They were also messing with some of my family members, believe it or not.
Oh, my gosh.
So I hope it comes out soon.
And I hope they got mug shots because I'm going to make them really, famous.
Good.
That's what we want to hear.
It's going to be non-ending.
And then, and then let's see how much money they got.
I might get a class action lawsuit with the other swatters against them since they tried to kill us.
Yes, it was attempted murder.
Yeah.
It's not going to go away anytime soon out of their lives.
I promise you.
I know this administration is going to throw the book at them, especially after they've come out and made statements how serious this.
And it is.
It's attempted murder.
I don't care.
You should be in charge with attempted murder.
Definitely.
That's what you're trying to make happen.
It's wild.
I cannot believe that they've been able to get away with this.
Let's see some mugshots and some names.
Yep.
And I hope everybody retweets it a lot because I'm going to be talking about it a lot.
Oh, you will be.
We're going to know everything they did, where they worked, everything.
We're going to know everything about them.
And set them up.
Yeah.
Whoever you are, your shit's only begun to get bad.
And you deserve every bit of it.
Well, they do.
It's all fun and games so you go to prison for 20 years.
Wow.
Well, they better start looking at their mug shots and getting ready for them because it's coming.
It's definitely coming.
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You have got Obama Judge who has stopped construction of Florida's alligator Alcatraz.
And DeSantis responded, just like not even putting up with it.
This is how you do it, too, every time.
He's so great.
Really?
I mean, he's really a great governor of Florida.
Yeah, you shouldn't ever stab Trump in the back, though.
That was the worst.
I think they're friends again, though.
Yeah, Trump forgives and forgets.
Yeah, he gets over it pretty quick.
But it was just a bad idea to go against President Trump.
It really was not the smartest.
But of course, he responds this way.
He says operations at Alligator Alcatraz are ongoing and deportations are continuing.
So regardless of what is being reported by this federal judge that he has ordered a halt, it is business as us in the state of Florida.
Yeah, it's a state facility.
The federal judge can't authority do you have?
It's amazing.
Well, I mean, it's these judges, again, these are the ones that we've got this big problem with.
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You've got a Boston judge who halts Trump administration's FEMA funding shift.
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And you've got this judge who is working on stopping all of this.
They're trying to stop it, but it's a runaway freight train right now.
Nothing's getting stopped.
I mean, President Trump is just going, and you've got all of these little roadblocks, but they're going to get around them, even if it goes to SCOTUS.
And Attorney Pirro, she's announced a nine-count indictment against suspect in fatal shooting of two Israeli embassy staffers.
Death penalty is on the table.
Did you see where Canada lost 41,000 jobs?
They're in bad shape.
Yeah, just keep.
You know what you should do if you live in Canada?
Just keep putting socialists in there.
You can't even walk in your woods now.
I'm so sorry.
It's amazing.
And then they had a conservative that was going to win, and then he started bashing Trump.
Yep.
What an idiot.
It's incredible that you would even have something like that.
But 40.8,000 jobs.
My God.
Yeah, and they had 80,000.
But 80,000 immigrants were let in.
Oh, my God.
That must.
They are in a recession.
My goodness.
It's not going to get any better.
No, it's not.
Definitely not.
Remember, he's trying to be tough on the tariffs.
And remember when I said, and you said, they're going to lose this battle.
We were saying the state of Texas.
My state of Florida, too, has a bigger GDP than Canada.
Oh, I mean, it's just, you just can't hurt us from up there.
Cat, I mean, they're so ridiculous now.
You know that the people just fired.
$25,000 fine for hiking on the trail.
This is what happens when you hire soy boys.
Because it's a fire, because of fire threat.
So you can't hike.
Let me see.
I'm hiking.
Hiking in the woods.
Are my shoes on fire?
Am I causing enough friction against the gravel to spark a fire?
No, I'm walking.
I don't think there's really any case in Canada of somebody hiking on a trail and spontaneously human combusting.
There is no camping, no fires.
You know, right now you can't burn any fires.
That happens down here all the time.
I know.
When it gets real dry, which boy isn't now.
But when it gets real dry, you can't burn.
You can't burn.
You can't burn fires for a while.
Then when it rains some, you can burn again.
But I can understand you saying, hey, you can't go out in the woods and start a campfire right now.
No, you can't even go hiking.
Because everybody knows when you hike on a trail, you burst into flames.
My gosh.
Makes no sense whatsoever.
Y'all be careful, man.
If y'all are hiking in the United States on a trail, look behind you and see flames coming off your hiking boots.
You know, I feel sorry for Canada like the rest of the world felt sorry for us with Biden.
I'm sorry.
I know.
I hate that.
I mean, it's like that same thing.
It's like my heart is breaking because I'm like, oh my gosh, they certainly don't deserve this.
I know, but it's kind of like New York City.
They're going to put a socialist in there.
Sure as I'm sitting here.
It's just hard.
And I feel sorry for the people who didn't vote for it, but I don't feel sorry at all for the people that voted for it.
They're getting exactly what they deserved.
This is their new hero.
They have completely embraced this guy.
And I mean, when you see AOC, who is just, you know, I mean, oh my gosh, she's just sucking up to him.
You know how bad it is.
But again, you've got Soros Money and all the same players that are behind all of this.
I mean, you've got Zoron Mem Danny, who opposes charter schools in New York City, even though he went to a private school himself.
This is just an act.
I mean, you know, I mean, he went to a private school.
When he came to the United States as a child, he attended the Bank Street School for Children, a private school that charges $37,554 to $68,793 in tuition.
Think about that.
Yep, and he's already, oh, stand up to Trump.
How?
You couldn't stand up to Trump's pinky finger, loser.
My God, do you think Trump needs something from you?
Oh, my God.
Or do you need all this federal funding from him as the president?
I mean, he's talking about confiscating people's condos and stuff.
This is just so sad.
I mean, come on, New York.
Wake up.
Wake up.
It's hard to believe.
He also, I mean, he's for paying for sex operations.
Thank goodness you've got the Trump administration and RFK who is saying, uh-uh, no, we're not doing that.
God.
Vote Democrat and get your ding-dong cut off for free.
Boy, that's a hell of an ad, isn't it?
Or your children's.
I mean, this is so sad because that's.
Vote Republican for lower taxes.
Democrat, get your ding-dong cut off for free.
Good night.
I mean, that's what Piglosi is going for.
That's what they're, you know, that's what.
This is why they lost.
The woke bullshit is over, and they just, it just will not connect with them.
That's why they got a 19% approval rating right now.
That's exactly why.
This is so sad.
I mean, come on.
I mean, who would vote for this?
I just don't know.
New York City is to open nation's first trans-only homeless shelter.
It will cost the taxpayers $65 million.
What in the world?
Okay, so nothing for veterans, nothing for normal society.
Think about them.
Free ding-dong clippings.
Free ding-dong clippings.
Vote Democrat.
You can get an addedictomy for free.
It just makes no sense to anybody.
It really doesn't.
I know.
I mean, stop the madness, please.
These people are just mad.
They really are.
I mean, gosh.
Then, of course, you've got breaking news on President Trump.
The experts suffer another loss.
You have South Carolina aluminum producer will now invest an additional $50 million.
They will add 100 jobs as a direct result of President Trump's tariffs.
We were told by all kinds of sources, of course, that the tariffs would cause nothing but pain and agony.
But now you've got 100 jobs that are going to be added as a direct result of the new tariffs.
You've got Attorney General Ken Paxton, okay, Texas for the win again, who has launched an investigation into a Soros-funded PAC for unlawfully funding runaway Democrats.
So if Texas lawmakers are bowing to the Soros slush fund rather than the will of the voters, Texans deserve to know.
They're just not messing around anymore.
And then, of course, on top of all of this, you know, these first trans and these surgeries and everything that they're trying to impose on children and after Pig Losie's announcement about that she's going to die on that hill, you have RFK Jr.'s HHS that announced that they are banning Medicare and Medicaid from reimbursing any hospital nationwide that provides sex trait modifications to children.
So what they're basically saying that hospitals that, if you've got hospitals that trans kids, they won't receive a single dime for Medicaid or for anything at all.
You go into a 10, 12 year old and you completely mutilate them, man, for life.
They can't have sex really anymore.
They can't, you know, they can't have babies.
They just mutilate a little kid, man.
You know, I mean, when I was 10 or 12, I probably wanted to be an astronaut or something.
My.
I mean, really.
I've heard it says be like them wanting to be a pirate, so you cut off one of their legs and give them a peg leg and knock one of their eyes out so they've got a batch.
Wow.
This is ridiculous.
Yes, it is.
It's demonic.
Any parent that approves this or anybody involved in it medically, I don't care if you're the nurse and you don't say, I'm not doing that.
They all need to be in prison, all of them, for butchering children.
I don't give a shit what you do once you're 21, once you're an adult, or whatever the age is.
I don't care, man.
You can run around with a billy goat on your head for all I care.
My gosh.
It's like we're watching from the sidelines, good versus evil, and we're just cheering the good on because you listen to what they're debating and what side they decide to get on.
And it's like, you could not pick a bigger loser, Democrats.
They are so out of touch, but I guess it doesn't matter, especially when you're able to use the census.
You're able to cheat in elections.
You're able to do all of these things.
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It really doesn't matter, does it, at the end of the day?
That's why I'm so glad the Trump administration, they know that this is the one thing that will save our country is if they were to clean up our voter rolls.
And I'm so glad that Harmeet Dylan is doing that because she knows, being a Californian, she knows exactly how it's done here where I am and how they cheat and how we will not have even a squeak left if they are allowed to continue on like this.
Kamala said that she's not only not running for governor, but she's not going to ever run for elected office again.
She's taking her money and running.
Oh, yeah.
Well, she's too dumb to give it.
She's hated.
I mean, they can pretend like, you know, bring some twerkers out there and pretend like she's famous or something or popular.
You know what that translates into?
No one is going to give her another dime based on what just happened.
And they are.
She's horrible.
Exactly.
The more she talks, the dumber she gets.
She just cannot talk.
Wow.
It's sad.
And she's wasted.
All the time, seems.
But here's the thing: she probably tested it out within the party, and they are so furious over President Trump being able to win with all of the different tools that they had.
And then all of the progress that President Trump has been able to do, like with this country, ever since we got into office, which is only six months.
We've got three and a half years left.
Can you imagine what this country is going to look like in three and a half years with President Trump at the helm?
That's why I'm saying we need happy dance music.
We really do, Kat.
Something.
Anyway.
That's fine.
I'm just not going to be riding it.
I don't do happy jingles.
No, you don't.
That's okay.
I'm sure there's somebody out there that can help me out.
Tell my purview.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, we've got a peacemaker, Trump, and he is working overtime.
He announces a historic peace summit between Armenia and Azerbaijan tomorrow.
So this is the day after President Trump announced that Russians Vladimir Putin are going to meet in the next couple of days and that this meeting is a real opportunity to end the war in Ukraine.
We learn of this development.
Good stuff.
We've got a president that wants peace, not war.
So you know the military-industrial complex is furious.
He just announced another peace still live just now.
He's just wonderful.
Let me see if I can get that information.
Good Lord.
It's every minute.
Yeah, if you just, the reason I look at X during the show is because if I don't, I mean, we're not talking about what's going on.
Well, he announced 11 minutes ago, which is what I just talked about, Armenia and I know that I have the actual video done.
Oh, you have the video?
It's a long time, 35 years.
They fought, and now they're friends, and they're going to be friends for a long time.
But it's a big, beautiful honor to welcome everyone to the White House for this very historic peace summit between Armenia and Azerbaijan.
It's really a great thrill for me.
I love seeing good people get together, and that's what you have.
You have two great leaders.
I want to congratulate these two visionary people, Prime Minister Pashinyan and President Aliyev, for coming to Washington to sign this momentous joint declaration.
It's a tremendously important document, and it's been a long time in coming.
They were explaining before that so many times they thought they could get there.
It never happened.
Just never happened.
It's a long time.
Good for him.
35 years they've been fighting.
Yep.
Fabulous.
Only Trump can do this stuff, man.
I mean, look at this.
This is L.A.
This just makes me so angry.
This is what Gavin Newscum did with 20 years and $37 billion taxpayer dollars.
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I mean, why would anybody, oh, that looks like San Francisco, actually.
But all over.
They're all the same.
They're all the same.
Yeah.
I mean, they're all the same.
And look at this.
Is this sad or what?
I mean, it's heartbreaking.
And who wants to go to that?
I mean, I don't want to be around it.
Well, you and a lot of people because there were so many conventions, medical conventions, I mean, legal conventions.
Everybody went to San Francisco for these things because it's such a beautiful, beautiful city.
It really is.
I would go, it would take me a day to drive, and I would make it to go see my friends that live up there.
Got a lot of friends up there.
And now they're all leaving because it's just so dangerous.
It's not what it was.
It looks like this.
How sad for people.
I mean, here's the thing.
Okay, let me, let me, because you live in Florida, you probably are not used to seeing a lot of stores, right?
And shopkeepers that try to keep their thresholds of their businesses clean and where bums will not sleep.
They actually have spray systems that they have to install above the doors of their shops so that bums do not, and I mean bums, like I'm talking about homeless, like drug out, you know, people that are off their meds, just nuts, from sleeping right in their path, right in their doorway.
They'll do that or they will blast music.
You can walk by, and I have friends in town, as you know.
So you walked by different businesses, and people will ask, How come they've got that opera just screaming outside of their shop?
Well, that's why.
Yep.
So they won't sleep there.
Yep.
And sometimes they'll just play one annoying ass song over and over and over.
I mean, this is how it goes.
I mean, this is really it.
And I forget to explain to people what those things are about because I live here and I'm used to it.
But they'll say, my gosh, why?
I mean, they're playing all this obnoxious music.
What is that all about?
And I'm like, oh, it's because you've got the homeless and you've got, and it's not just homeless, right?
Because your idea of homeless and what I see are completely different too.
I mean, the people that are in LA right now, the majority anyway, they are just so out of their minds on drugs.
I've got people that are in fountains that are taking a bath naked.
I mean, we've got naked people just running around.
They don't know where they are.
They don't know what they're doing.
I've told you about the guy that was wielding a sword, right?
I mean, this is just a regular day in LA.
I know.
Like I said, I worked under bridges in cities for over 20 years.
I know all about it.
It's really sad.
I mean, they want to be there too.
It's like, we can put them in houses and stuff.
They want to be there, most of them.
I'm telling you.
Oh, my gosh.
They want to be in a community where they can get drugs fast.
Some of these people like the lifestyle.
I'm just telling you.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it's a full-blown community that they have.
Yeah.
I mean, they're very comfortable on the street.
Yeah.
You couldn't call them bums, though, at meetings.
You have to call them urban campers.
Are you serious?
I swear.
I got chewed out one time for saying bum.
Oh, my God.
Or panhandlers.
Or, yeah, you have to use certain verbiage.
I just, I don't know.
You know, I like the old word, you know, bum.
It's a three-letter word.
B-U-M.
But I always think of a bum, and I think, okay, a bum is like somebody that's begging for beer money.
This is different.
My homeless are totally different than anything I've ever seen before.
I mean, these people are in serious need of just the basics.
Oh, I know.
And they shoot them needles and then you get all these infections.
They just get holes in their arms just eating bacteria eating them a lot.
It's, it's, it's sad.
I've seen some of the most disgusting things under these bridges all over the United States.
Yeah, the smell is just, it's, it's hard not to even throw up.
There is a smell.
But I've seen so many times them shooting up and sharing the same needle and just passing it around in a group of five.
And I've seen so much nasty stuff you wouldn't even I don't even know how to describe it.
Oh my so sad.
Sure you do too and you're supposed to be living in a nice part of town.
Yeah, I live in a I live in a place where people pay money to come and visit.
I mean they pay to come see Hollywood Boulevard.
I mean they want to they want to see a premiere where you gonna get a star Jules Jules Jones on the walk.
Yeah and I'll put two little puppies there two little teacup poofs that they'll be there at their little pause oh my gosh but I mean we got to get in there with a jackhammer one night and just put one in that says cat turd and see what everybody's reaction is.
Oh, I would love to see that.
That would literally be jackhammering it.
Oh, that would be fantastic.
Well, you know, they've done a lot of pranks on Hollywood Boulevard because you remember, right, when President Trump got elected into office the first time and his star was constantly under attack.
You don't see that this time around because it has resonated that he's been our president once before and most people are on board with the idea.
I mean, whether you live in LA or not, after four years of Biden, you want to really sell Trump?
Okay, just live through those four years and then you tell me we're not in better shape as a result of Trump.
But they were always taking a hammer to his star.
And so you had a lot of people that were, you know, doing different things.
They were printing a whole bunch of Donald Trump stars and they were putting them all over Hollywood Boulevard so that they would get confused and go after the wrong star.
So they were using printing presses like these printing machines to put out stars until you couldn't figure out which one was Donald Trump's.
They're doing all kinds of stuff like that.
It can be a really fun place.
It's got the potential, but these politicians, these Democrats, they've soured so much of what used to be so fun.
They really have.
I mean, take COVID, for example.
The way they handled all of that.
It was awful.
I mean, who puts sand in skate parks?
Fills them up with sand.
Somebody on there fishing on the beach, man, going to, hey, come on.
I mean, really, this is what they did.
Nobody's going to forget that.
Yeah.
They had the Masters in the fall with nobody watching.
The Masters.
They had a Super Bowl and they put cutout, cardboard cutouts in the seats.
Who would want Gavin Newscum after seeing this?
I mean, really?
Who would want the fact that he really thinks that he has a chance when this is his record?
This is what this is what streets look like all around California in the cities.
I mean, you just go a block or two off the main path and you've got this.
This destroyed a once beautiful state.
And the other thing that I really hope that President Trump is able to tackle is that rank choice voting.
Because that'll do us all in.
I don't know who thought that was a good idea.
But we got Murkowski because of it.
God, how old is she now?
80-something?
Oh, my gosh.
I wish she wasn't.
90-something?
I know.
She's just such a rhino.
And then this one, you've got, of course, never Trumper, Jeff Duncan, a never-Trumper, who passed his time by going to CNN and trashing President Trump.
So this guy, he's part of the Uniparty.
She's only 68.
God, she looks bad for 68.
This is Jeff Duncan.
He's going to leave the GOP and join the Democrat Party.
He already was a Democrat.
Yeah.
I mean, he was already a Democrat.
He acted like a Democrat.
I mean, he was already a Democrat.
He just was a Republican, so he could get into office and pretend to be one.
This is the former Georgia Lieutenant Governor, Jeff Duncan.
Lisa Murkowski's only 68 years old.
Oh, my God.
I thought she was like 85.
Well, that's why Democrat will do it to you.
I cannot believe she's only 68 years old.
I thought for sure she was in her late 70s at the minimum.
Well, okay, so her name is Mer Scow Ski because she always has that scowl on her face.
That's why she looks the way she does because she's not a happy person.
Merscow ski.
That's nice.
Merskowski.
Okay.
I'll call her Muritard.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm telling you what, this show really gets fun sometimes.
It's the best thing that happened since Trump's been in the word.
You can say the word retard again.
Well, you can actually speak and not worry about, you know, somebody killing your account over it because that's what they do.
Unreal.
So then there are two dead.
This is another story that came out.
This is a sad story.
Two dead after a helicopter crashes into a barge in the Mississippi River.
So this is right north of St. Louis on Thursday morning.
The helicopter reportedly ran into a power line before it crashed.
Two people inside the helicopter were killed.
This happened in Mississippi River near East Alton, Illinois, north of St. Louis.
So this happened.
Oh, no.
And they closed the river to commercial navigation following the crash.
I love, though, that Crockett is out.
I mean, the fact that her whole team has turned on her.
Yeah.
She's going to be out, too, when they redistrict Texas because that one of hers is going to be the worst one hit.
What a horror story.
The more you hear about her, the worse it gets.
Yeah, she's basically dying of Ross.
She yells at her staff.
She doesn't go to the office.
She doesn't do anything.
She expects to be picked up and, you know, a certain vehicle, an escalade.
She won't take any other rides.
Come on, really?
She thinks she's something else, that's for sure.
Well, they all to buy her for what she's worth and sell her for what she thinks she's worth.
Oh, my gosh.
I don't think you'd want to buy that, though.
Oh, my gosh.
I hadn't said that in a long time, man.
That's funny.
Buy them for what they're worth and sell them for what they think they're worth.
Make a fortune.
Here's some more corruption going on.
And I just love this: that Project Veritas broke the story, though.
This whole Bill Barr holding these secret meetings with none other than Fulton County DA Fanny Willis.
And they work together targeting President Trump.
This is a piece by Project Veritas.
Texts, notes, emails expose Fanny Willis and Bill Barr.
Wow.
He does not have a pardon, by the way.
And so also, the grand jury isn't in New York City.
It's in Albany.
And Albany is still liberal, but it's 60-40, not 80-20.
Interesting.
So they didn't even, so that's good news.
I wish they could get her somehow in Florida.
And just like she made Trump go up to New York.
Yes.
She was trying to seize off his properties up there over a lie.
Screw her, man.
Throw the book at her.
Yes, definitely.
Well, here's another one.
You've got veteran astronaut.
You remember Butch Wilmore, who Biden left stranded?
You mentioned astronauts in space for nine months.
He retires from NASA.
I don't blame him.
If somebody was going to leave me up there for nine months when I was just supposed to be a real quick trip, yeah.
Man.
We also have good news on Boesberg.
The appeals court overturns Boesberg's order initiating contempt against Trump over Alien Enemies Act deportations.
Forgot about that one.
That's a nice one.
You doing your show tomorrow?
Yes, I am.
I certainly am.
Oh boy, we're going to be digging.
We're going to be deep diving and digging.
That's what we're going to be doing.
And we are going to be talking about the census because there's so much going on.
And in fact, I've got my question of the day out.
We're going to be digging deep on this whole thing.
Trump has stopped the steal.
He's going to.
And this is how he's going to do it.
Trump stops the steal Saturdays at 3 p.m. Eastern Time.
It's episode number 132, if you can believe it.
So we are going to talk about all the different ways that President Trump is going to make sure that when you vote in an election, that we can win it.
That would certainly help.
And we also have our little question of the day out.
And I love to ask people the question of the day because it truly, I'm curious about what people think, but our question is, who's the real puppet master behind Russia Gate?
I'm curious to hear what people have to say about that.
I ask a question once a week.
And that's the one that I want to hear because some people are going to say one person, another person, but who's the real person pulling the strings?
It's just, it doesn't make sense.
The way they have been able to run this country is just sickening.
And for as long as they've been able to get away with it, putting up people as props, I mean, the elderly, Joe Biden, really, to the point where he does not even know his name.
So they're like, hey, we'll just leave him as president, but, you know, we can't question him or hold him accountable for anything because that would be cruel.
Imagine that.
So before we leave, breaking news, Putin has just told the U.S. that he will stop the war in exchange for Eastern Ukraine.
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Good luck.
Oh, man.
Good luck.
I mean, that is going to be a hard sell.
That's from the Wall Street Journal, so it's not just from a tweet.
You know, that is going to be a real hard sell.
You know it and I know it.
There's not that much East, though.
I mean, how much East?
You can't just say Eastern.
You want two miles of Eastern and 500 miles of Eastern.
Kind of tells you he's not very serious about the whole thing, doesn't it?
Yep.
So that's what we have to expect.
And you've got, you know, some real allies.
China is all a part of that whole alliance.
India and China.
They're messing with President Trump big time with this stuff.
But it's not going to matter because he'll just strangle them with tariffs.
And don't forget, India, we've got that HB1, and he could start bringing all that up and then bring all the jobs here to the U.S.
So we're not calling and having somebody that doesn't speak English try to direct our call.
Could have all of those jobs here.
So it's going to be some serious play, I think.
But this is what President Trump does better than anybody.
All right, you.
What are you doing this weekend?
Anything fun?
Just chilling.
Yeah.
Yeah, golf playouts.
I'm just going to chill.
Good.
And watch maybe some movies.
Hang out with your doggies.
Yeah.
Hang out with the dogs.
I moved out into the country because I was tired of traveling, so I like hanging out at the house.
Nice.
Well, we want to.
I do want to say my store is open again.
It's iLovecatterd.com.
It's got all the hats, the beanies, my book, all that stuff.
It was down for a while.
It is back in action.
I love catterd.com.
Yes, and you can get to it also on our site on In the Litterbox.
So if you're already here in the chat room, you can head on right on over there.
I love your store.
I love your products.
They're just so much fun.
I'm trying to, I'm pretty much going to sell out the products I got, and then I'm going to do some different things.
I got a cooler coming out.
It's kind of like a Yeti.
It's going to be a cat turdy.
Nice.
It's not called a cat turdy.
I'm just, I'm going to get some different, I'm going in a different direction.
Well, I like the name.
Turdy.
I thought it was cute.
Well, just so everybody knows, yes, you can go to ilovecatterd.com.
It is at the bottom of our site.
So you can hit him up over here.
And if you click on it, it'll take you right to his site so that you can check out all of his stuff.
I mean, here are all some of my favorite shop cat turds.
See there, cat?
You got the shirts and the beanies and the hat.
The pink hat.
I have my pink cat turd hat.
And so you can always go if you're the women's hats are really cool.
They're so white.
Pink.
Yeah.
They are so cute.
And I loved the pink ones, especially at the time because you had the leftist crazies that were all wearing the pink hats.
Remember all that?
Oh, that's a cute hat.
I like that little cat on it.
I can't believe I got that.
It's like, psych.
That's right.
But also, if you check out our website too, I've done this for everybody just to make life better and easier.
I put all of our sponsors on here.
So, Kaylee.
You did a good job with that.
It's a really nice website.
Well, it's fun.
You've got the wellness company health slash cat turd, kleave.com, and you've got the interview here, resiliencemedicalclub.com.
You can use the code CAT Turd.
I know a lot of people are looking into that as well.
It's a great product, Juvenon, and that is the bloodflow7.com slash cat turd, allegiancegold.com slash cat, up to 5,000 in free medals, nativepath, get nativepath.com slash cat turd, and blackoutcoffee.com, code cat.
So it's all there.
And I always put all of our sponsors underneath our promos so that you can all find them easily because we really appreciate them supporting our show.
All right.
Well, hopefully I will see everybody at 3 o'clock p.m. Eastern Time tomorrow for a Saturday session and cannot wait to dish with each and every one of you, but have a wonderful weekend.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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