Jules and Cat Turd mock Trump’s "Canada as a U.S. state" joke while dismissing Trudeau as a "soy boy," then pivot to attacking AOC’s ICE policies, praising Tom Homan’s confrontational style. They ridicule Rep. Thomas Massey as a "grifter," demand his donor disclosures, and contrast his vacations with Trump’s three election wins. Cat Turd recounts relentless harassment—including swatting by Thomas Sabo (pleading guilty May 28)—and accuses NPR of taxpayer-funded propaganda. The episode ties Trump’s 60% Hispanic approval to Democratic voter fraud claims, Harvard’s "Marxist" funding, and Biden-era policies like South Sudan flights, ending with a push for conservative brands like Blackout Coffee amid media bias and election integrity doubts. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Good.
Getting over the hump.
Hump day.
It's a good short day.
Yeah, that's a good thing about a short week.
It's already Wednesday.
That's right.
Trump Day.
Boy, he's starting it up, isn't he?
I love the way he is trolling Canada.
It is probably one of the funniest things.
It's just his personality, but he loves to rouse people.
And I think he does it better than anybody on the planet.
It's like guys in the locker room, man.
It's the same thing as how we live our lives old school.
I mean, he is just so fantastic.
You just got to love President Trump.
I mean, he really puts it to him when he needs to.
And so here he is.
He says, I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous golden dome system, that it will cost $61 billion if they remain a separate but unequal nation, but will cost $0 if they become our cherished 51st state.
They are considering the offer.
They're not going to do that.
He's just saying that to razzle up everybody.
Plus, we don't need a whole country of liberals either.
That's also true.
Yeah.
Whole bunch of soy boys.
They can't even handle him because he's having fun with it.
Oh, it's so true.
I mean, he really does.
I mean, there are also some very, there's some great Canadians as well.
But unfortunately, they have their share of soys.
Seriously, bad.
Trudeau, I think, started that whole trend.
I'm glad he's gone, but I don't know if we've got something better over there for them yet.
Goodness sakes.
Well, there's a lot of things that are happening in the news.
You've got Tom Homan, who is talking and he's taunting AOC after the DOJ.
Oh, no, this is great.
Democrat Representative LaMonica MacIver.
Funniest thing ever.
You know, they just, they will never understand how good we have it with this group.
I mean, seriously, we have got Tom Homan is just, first of all, he's fabulous, but he also knows how to get under their skin, just like President Trump does.
And so here he is.
He's talking about AOC.
Check it out.
Tom, I can hear them now.
The caterwauling from the open borders crowds saying, how dare you try to weaponize a prosecutorial arm of our government to go after local officials doing their local business.
And you say?
Well, remember, just a couple weeks ago, AOC went on social media saying if we put a finger on any of our co-workers, congresspeople that were at our Newark facility, there'd be consequences.
Well, guess what?
We did it.
I'm waiting on the consequences.
But, you know, it may not be no different.
I've said from day one, you cannot cooperate with ICE if that's what you want to do, but you can't get in our way and you can't impede our efforts or you cross that line.
We'll seek prosecution.
As far as the belonging fund that he's supporting, I have my own belonging fund.
We can give housing, food, and pre-medical care nice detention.
And that's exactly what we're going to do in Nashville.
We're going to flood the zone with agents, multi-agency, FBI, DEA, ICE, U.S. Marshals, and we're going to flood the zone.
Flood the zone.
Flood that zone.
Flood it everywhere.
Flood on, brother.
Flood on.
I'm all on board with all of that.
It's interesting, though.
It truly is.
Yeah, and they want me to feel sorry.
I don't feel sorry for any illegal in this country who invaded our country illegally.
Has anybody, in the sound of my voice, have you invaded another country and went over there and got all their resources?
And did they give you a credit card and free rent?
And just try it in another country, any country.
Try to invade their border and just walk in.
Uh-uh.
No, it doesn't happen, and it's not supposed to happen that way.
Yeah, there's a way to be, we are welcoming people to the migrants.
And how you do it is you stand in line like everybody else.
It might take two or three years or four years or whatever.
You do it the right way, legally, and you get welcomed with open arms.
That's how you do it.
That's right.
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I mean, this is the thing.
It's going to be really interesting because now all of a sudden you've got the globalists that want to talk about opening things up to everyone.
But that's not how it works if you were to go and visit their nation.
I mean, can you see us doing that in France?
Can you see us doing that in Japan or in any of the other countries?
No.
It doesn't work that way.
We would not be allowed to use their resources or vote in their elections or do anything for that matter.
Uh-uh.
Just look at the rules.
You came up here, you illegally crossed our border.
And I don't, and you got to go back.
I don't care.
I am immune to the sob stories.
I don't care.
I don't care how old they are, what they do for a living.
I don't care.
That's right.
I don't blame you.
Well, I'll tell you one thing: Elon Musk is not making it a secret that he is disappointed with Trump's big beautiful bill, says it undermines work of Doge.
What say you, Kat?
Well, they say they're going to call they're going to do the Doge next week in a separate thing.
They just announced it today, but we'll see.
I have no doubt they'll put it to vote.
But, you know, the Republicans, they don't want it.
They got their hands dirty.
They're dirty.
All of them.
Susan Collins was crying about it today, crying about losing USAID, which is nothing more but that a transgender trust fund of millions of dollars going around to the people's friends.
That's right.
Well, you know, Susan Collins, she and Murkowski, there are so many rhinos that we still have to get rid of.
Sight of them makes me sick.
Yeah, it's really true.
I'm tired of these weak Republicans.
I put it up, man.
You want to get mad?
Republicans, this summer, the three big summer months, in June, they work 14 days.
In July, they work 12 days.
And in August, they work zero days.
So this whole summer, while you're working out in the heat and you're busting your ass and you're sending all your money to Ukraine and everywhere else, you've been doing it.
And they're going to work 26 days this entire summer.
26 days.
And I guarantee you, they will leave early enough to where they only work 22 days because they do all the time.
Can you imagine having that job?
Okay, so they're rested up, right?
So they're going to really go to work.
They work eight days in November.
Unbelievable.
Eight days.
And it's just like, how can we take, but people are pissed, man.
People are mad that they're just lazy, no good for nothing.
They bicker and fight.
They don't get anything done.
They're worthless.
They just want to go on vacation.
Of course, this week, after having basically the whole year off, you know, everybody took a nice three or four day vacation, come back Tuesday to work.
Not them.
They're not coming back till next Tuesday.
They're taking an extra seven days.
So they're getting 11-day holiday weekend.
Do you know what would happen if we were to pull that at our jobs?
I mean, I have a job and I work part-time for my dad, as a lot of people know.
But let me tell you something.
If I were to have ever pulled that as a full-time employee, I would be fired on the spot.
I wouldn't placed immediately.
There's not a business in the world that can open 26 days in the next three months and stay open.
And here these fools are running our country.
I mean, not only are they running it, but they can stay in there two years and they get $176,000 for life.
They're in their 30s and they live to 80s.
They get 50 more years.
That's millions and millions of dollars for what?
Why do they keep getting paid when they're out of there?
How do they get to retire after two or three or four years?
They should not, the day they leave, the salary should be ended.
Yep.
You're not working anymore.
It's the most ridiculous thing.
There should be term limits, and they've just taken advantage of it.
And of course, they're all getting paid millions of dollars on the side.
You saw what happened when they went to Codified Doge, man.
They're all talking, we ain't willing to cut spending.
We ain't willing to cut spending.
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It's just, that's all it is, words, big, giant, empty words.
Because when it comes time to do it, the lobbyists start calling.
Hey, man, we took you to dinner last night and bought you that boat.
And that's a big cut to us and all that.
He's literally, they don't give a damn about you, none of them.
Gosh.
Wow.
Better get on your knees and thank God for Trump, man, because without him, this country would already be over.
Well, it's really true.
And it's not only that either, but President Trump is doing it for the country, whereas these other people are doing it for themselves.
I mean, this pretty much says it all, just like you were saying here with this whole Thomas Massey character.
This is one of the most important tweets you'll ever see on how they think.
And I don't want to hear a damn thing about Thomas Massey because I know for a fact he stood up there and lied about me.
He unprovoked on his official account said that I was a paid drifter and that I received money for my tweets from political people, which I've never taken a dime.
So right there, I know personally he's a damn liar.
So don't, I don't want to hear he's this, he's that.
I know personally that he attacked me on a lie.
And then when he couldn't do it, I know he had me investigated for a week.
I know who the people who were doing it.
And I know they couldn't find anything because there's nothing to find.
I've never taken a dime.
And what kind of man would come out and do that and not even apologize when he finds out he was wrong?
I don't want to hear anything about Thomas Massey from anybody because personally, I know what a piece of crap lying here is.
Personally.
So you can't tell me when a guy's that dishonorable to you personally and lies like that.
There's really nothing anybody can tell me now.
I don't care what you say.
It's all words.
I know people has met him.
Nobody likes him.
I don't want to hear anything else about Thomas Massey.
Can't stand the guy.
I don't blame you one bit because you know what?
I mean, you want to talk about a narcissist.
Here's the thing.
He puts narcissists.
Total.
I mean, the complete narcissist because he puts out this particular post yesterday.
He says, This is so telling.
It is.
The right way to vote in Congress, he asks, Is it principal, party, or president?
Well, Spitfire at Dog Right Girl says constituents.
Of course.
He doesn't.
He doesn't even put the people he represents in the choices.
Not even in the equation.
Nobody, you don't stand up.
Principles, are you kidding me?
You're a representative.
You don't represent your personal principles.
You don't represent the other ones either, the party or the president.
You don't represent, you don't go to Washington to represent your personal principles.
All right.
You go up there to represent what the people that voted for you to represent them in your district, your constituents.
If they want something 70%, you have to put away your personal beliefs, which never happens to him, and say, hey, my constituents want this.
I represent them.
I go there to represent them.
I don't put what I believe.
If I believe in the Bible, if I'm a Muslim, if I like to run track, all that has nothing to do with how you vote.
You vote how they want you to vote.
They're sending you there to represent what they want.
And the fact that he didn't even put that in there, it's the most telling thing about somebody I've ever seen in a tweet.
And of course, he unfollowed her after she said that and he ratioed her.
She ratioed him.
I'm so glad that she did because it tells you everything you need to know.
The thing about this is that he puts this out there because he wanted to test the temperature of the water.
And then all of a sudden, he follows that up with this other posts post, which is interesting, which means that he didn't get the answers that he wanted.
And so he goes out and then puts this out there.
He says, if we're going to have campaign disclosure laws at all, the paid grifters on X and other platforms should be required to disclose who's paying them to influence elections.
And he'll fundraise off this.
Every time he goes off, he fundraises, hey, y'all need to donate to my campaign.
Exactly.
Speaking of grifters, I mean, it's the wildest thing you have ever seen with this guy.
But here's the thing: doesn't it all of a sudden cue you into believing, honestly, that maybe he's the guy that is paying influencers?
Because, you know, he's got this whole group that follows him and tries to shame anybody and everybody.
Yeah, the people that are against him.
Yeah, I mean, this is real easy.
I've been involved with this.
Yeah, it's all the people who are wanted.
He went up there with Chip Roy for two months and campaigned with DeSantis.
He thought he was going to be Secretary of State or Attorney General or something.
They didn't just go up there for their health.
They were going to be a part of his cabinet.
I mean, he basically chose them to represent him.
Of course, they lost, spent $200 million and lost all 99 counties.
That's how popular he really is in real life.
And then now he's mad because Trump whooped his ass and now he's just going to vote no and everything.
And it's that simple.
There ain't no principles there.
I've already personally, you know, saw his principles in real life.
There are none.
Zero.
And so I think it's pretty telling and pretty clear that that's exactly how he runs his Twitter account.
I mean, that's how it looks to me.
There are already his laws you're supposed to laws you're supposed to divulge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's already on the books.
It's already done.
So we should ask him to disclose who he's paying, right?
I mean, fair is fair, right?
So I would like for Thomas Massey to go ahead and let us all know who's on his payroll to influence all of the people on all of these different social media accounts because I guarantee that he is.
They're way too loyal to somebody that's such a narcissist who just expects them just to go along with it.
I mean, not to even put your constituents down.
He just brags about himself.
That's it.
He's a narcissist.
That's all he does.
He's on ex bragging about how great he is all day.
It's just really ridiculous.
I mean, maybe he needs to be an influencer.
He's not a representative.
If he wants to test how popular he is, he can just run for president next time and let's see how many delegates he can get.
He wouldn't get an absolute.
Yeah.
He wouldn't even make a mark.
Nope.
Definitely not.
But anyway, you know, that's what, you know, I already, you know, found him out when he did that.
And I was just minding my own business.
He just came out one day and said, me and DC Draino were the two biggest paid influencer and grifters.
They got paid for everything.
And then he said, F around and find out.
I'm going to do receipts.
Now, DC Draino, he did find like $160,000 he was paid, which I don't care.
If you want to go out and make money, make money.
I don't care.
I just don't do it.
Exactly.
I mean, I make money on my store, on, you know, advertisers, ad shares on Twitter, but I don't make any money ever.
Candidates.
Candidates.
I've never taken money from a political pact.
Have you ever seen me at CPAC?
All these things they do, blah, blah, blah.
This, this, this.
I get invited to all them, but I don't show because I wouldn't take money from Trump's camp if he offered it to me.
Well, and here's the thing.
I mean, here's the real Paramount thing.
We all voted for President Trump on his agenda.
This clown is going against that.
End of story.
And then when he puts up one of these, the most ridiculous posts up there where he's sitting there and he's talking about everything and everyone except for his own constituents who put in office to the work of the president.
And he goes and just does something completely different.
I'm sorry.
That's not listening to we the people.
Trump can't stand him.
That's all you need to know.
Trump really knows how to read people, man.
Well, and he's also called for him to be replaced.
So in the next election.
If you vote for the Democrats, every bill, what good are you doing doing the Republicans?
It's real simple math.
Exactly.
People can see through all this stuff.
They really can.
And it's so bad.
But you saw what happened to DeSantis, truly.
I mean, his campaign was completely destroyed based on influencers that he had out there.
A lot of people hate.
I don't hate DeSantis.
I like him as my governor.
I've always said that.
He's good.
Yes.
I like him as my governor.
I do.
I have the whole time he's in here.
I think he's done a damn good job being governor.
Running against President Trump was the dumbest thing he ever did, though.
And all those people that used to like me and him included and the people used to, they don't have nothing to do with me now.
And I told him point blank, you don't think I'm going to not be for Trump when he runs, do you?
He's literally an iconic figure in world history, man.
Y'all can't see this.
Exactly.
And so, I mean, if he would have just waited, if he would have just waited his turn and really supported Trump, he would be right there with JD Vance neck and neck right now as the who's going to replace him.
He would be.
But now there's no way.
That's right.
Definitely not.
And it was such a shame.
But the whole thing, it started out on the wrong foot and it just ended up, you know, on the really wrong foot.
I mean, he was basically on his heels after that whole thing.
I'm a Trump supporter, man.
You are too.
Most of our audience is.
I don't care about the Freedom Caucus.
I don't care about the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, all these rhinos and all these other people, that Mud Principle people.
You know, who else is a Mud Principle guy?
Mike Pence, Mike Johnson, Mud Prince.
We're too principled to vote for that.
Now, I don't get as mad as Rand Paul, as everybody else, because Ram Paul is a true believer.
He's never changed.
He believes in these things.
He's going to vote no if you go against his belief.
Good.
Now, it pisses me off when he goes against Trump, but at least he's consistent.
Right.
So I can respect that, although I wish he would vote with Trump.
But he literally votes.
He's never changed.
He's like his dad.
His dad's got this philosophy, and they don't ever change it for nobody.
And I respect that, even though it sucks because we got, I respect it more if we had a 58, 42 majority in the Senate.
Exactly.
I would respect it way more.
But so, I mean, these are all my personal opinions about things.
And people like, and if you like Thomas Mass, you don't have to quit listening to me.
That's that's what people are crazy get crazy now with.
So, like, you don't believe every single thing I believe, and I'm no longer listening to your show.
I'm going to block you on Twitter.
It's ridiculous.
Well, it's true.
That's what happens is it's either you're on this side or you're on that side.
Yeah.
You can't be on one or the other.
I know.
But when I have, I have the privilege, people, of getting a lot of the inside scoop and meeting a lot of these people behind the scenes.
So a lot of the people that you think are the good guys, believe me, they're the biggest jerks behind the scene you ever imagined.
And some of the people you think are kind of the bad guys are really okay.
And, you know, I don't tell everybody's private business.
And I got a lot of inside scoop on a lot of things right now that I have to bite my tongue on because people tell you things in confidence and you can't ever break that.
So I have a lot of knowledge that a lot of other people don't know, which is just lucky because, you know, I get to talk to some of these people and I become friends with some of these people.
But I don't go to all these red carpet events.
I only go to my event.
I've ever only went to my event.
My event is a music event.
It's not even political.
Exactly.
So, I mean, I like all these people.
I love the people.
You know, I love the fact that they push conservative values, the CPACs and the name some more, TPC USA.
I keep thinking.
Yeah.
And I appreciate, I've always appreciated the invites.
And I always just tell them I just don't go to political events because I just, besides my show, I don't want to just, I mean, I would end up being the one that went to Washington, D.C. if I did that, holding up the fake Epstein binder.
I don't want to be remembered.
No.
That would have been me because I just, I just say no just about all the time.
And people know now that I'm never going to take money from a PACT or never going to take money from anything.
And another thing, when you get like, you know, people, I wish I had a big account.
Do you?
Exactly.
Let me tell you something.
So what they do at first is they had private investigators.
And this is some of the crazy right people that are just as bad as the left, but they just go through your life with it.
They interviewed people, Rolling Stones magazine, that I went to school with.
And I didn't, I couldn't even tell you who they are.
I don't remember people I went to high school with.
That was 40 years, 42 years ago.
I don't remember.
And then anybody I ever had a relationship with, they call people a company I used to work for 20 years ago.
And I mean, they talk to everybody and they do everything they can to try to embarrass you, to pull up your history.
So you're going to get, I don't, you better hope you didn't do a crime or got a mugshot or anything because they're going to find it.
So they do that.
And then once you don't care, and it's like, oh, he was divorced.
Oh, man, he was this.
I tell everybody, not only was I, did I marry the wrong people?
I was a drunk half the time.
I would do drugs.
I mean, I tell everybody everything.
So nobody cares.
So once they come, they find out they can't harm you and they've spent all these years trying to harm you.
Then they just start putting out lies, right?
So they just start saying you did this, showing fake pictures of you recently.
It's come back around.
Somebody named Philip Buchanan with the, that's not my middle name, who shot up a Walmart and they show this picture of a guy who obviously isn't me.
And then they're, oh, this is Cat Turd.
Look, he's a criminal.
And of course, I've never been arrested, don't have a mugshot.
That was in 2001.
That guy's two or three years older than me.
He don't look nothing like me.
It's not me.
It's not my middle name.
But it doesn't stop them.
Once they can't get you with the truth, they just start lying.
That's it, too.
I think you've handled it beautifully because you have been attacked so many times.
Not only from relentlessly.
Yes, not only from government entities, which has happened nonstop.
But then also you have a lot of people that are out there on social media who are very jealous of your following and the work that you do and what a great account that you've created.
I mean, you started this whole thing from scratch and you made it.
There's so many people that cannot even hold a candle next to what you have accomplished.
And you should be proud, but they use that to try to tear you down.
Yeah.
But you can't get it.
And once you're going.
Like I say, once they done, they've exhausted everything.
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And, you know, just like some people, I do have some embarrassing things in my past.
Doesn't everybody.
But when they figure out, I don't give a damn, I've already told everybody.
Right.
A year before they even acknowledge.
And here's the funny part: I've had my picture on the front of my Twitter page for two years.
It's not like I'm literally a picture of me on my Twitter page.
Well, I mean, my gosh, you were interviewed, of course, by Tucker.
I know.
For an hour on Tucker Carlson.
They're like, this is Cat Turd.
Look at this guy.
He's got a, he's got a, you know, he's got black hair.
Oh, my God.
It's just, it's hilarious.
And they just don't do any research.
Well, here's the thing.
People that want you to be wrong will try to find everything you have ever done or try to prove you wrong, even when you're right.
It doesn't matter.
They're just people like that out there.
But fortunately for us, we have such an awesome group of littermates that have always had your back.
I mean, since the very first time.
Yeah, I appreciate everybody too.
They know exactly what these attacks look like.
They see them coming.
They see the characters that are involved and why.
And you know what?
That's what I did.
Here's another one recently.
A vet who's just, I blocked him and he just freaked out.
They just, some vet somewhere, I mean, I blocked him because he just kept running me down.
And then he just went on a one month tear and said I was Stolen Valor.
I never was in the Army.
And he said, I would never, ever send my paperwork to this guy that has a Stolen Valor account that actually is an honorable, really cool dude who actually really does check to see if people are lying about their military service.
And they're like, well, you'll never do that.
And I said, okay, well, where is he?
And so I DM'd the guy, followed him and said, hey, man, can I give me your phone number?
I said, hey, where do you want me to send my DD214 and all my paperwork?
And so I sent it to him.
Y'all check this out.
I sent it to him and he just, he verifies it.
And this guy's honorable as they get.
I'm telling you, I like this guy.
And then so he just said, when it comes to me that he's looked at all my, you know, paperwork, my DD214, and that I served honorably and was discharged honorably, which I was.
And then he started getting death threats.
Yep.
They attacked his family.
They doxed him.
They did all this stuff.
These are people on the right, mainly, too.
On the right, the ones that were mad because I chose Trump over to Santez and these people.
And they threatened.
They went on a month.
He had to get off social media for a week just to get away from them.
It's just so wild.
I know.
I remember when that happened.
And he was just like, I'm stating facts.
And he could not even believe it.
And you said, just imagine what it's like.
He had a taste of it for about 36 hours or so, however long that went on.
He actually told me and called me and said, I have no idea how you do this.
This is crazy.
I said, this every day for me, I get attacked from every angle.
I don't know why, but I think that social media has gotten so mean in some ways.
And it's not towards me or towards you per se.
It's just in general.
People just, they have no boundaries and they don't know when enough is enough, right?
I mean, there's all kinds of situations where you can point out where there's just like this pile on.
They can't admit they're wrong.
To destroy people.
I mean, that's the intent.
It's like, really, is that who you are?
Because behind that keyboard or what have you, you wouldn't do that to a person that you just saw in a store or on the street.
You would not act like that.
Roland Stone had private investigators for months to go through every aspect of my life, and they only said I served in the army and never mentioned it again.
Do you think if I lied about being in the army, do you think Rolling Stone's investigators would have found that out and it would have been the headline?
Bowen Valor.
I know it.
You don't think they, I'm just like, you guys are so far behind.
You don't know I've already had an anal probe by every private investigator.
I'm telling you, they talk to people.
I don't even know how I couldn't even find these people if I wanted to.
There's people in my past I haven't seen in 35 years and were just acquaintances of mine.
And I couldn't find these people if I wanted to.
Exactly.
I know.
Sometimes I just wonder, I'm just so proud of you for continuing on.
You have a goal.
There is a mission here, just like President Trump.
And regardless, I mean, think about what he's been through.
My gosh, you want to talk about the perfect example, us times a thousand.
I mean, really.
And everything I'm going through is one, one million.
Of what he has done.
Of what Trump did.
That is what makes him just so incredible.
I mean, the two assassination attempts, what you've got with the government and all of these people angling to just destroy this man.
He has come back even stronger.
He lost money.
He donated his presidential salary.
And we loved him so much, we elected him three times.
And I don't care who says would happen the second.
Three landslides.
It absolutely did.
Three landslides, believe me.
These people have spoken and they've spoken time and time again.
I mean, this is the thing.
It's like, all right, so whenever we have another candidate that's up for, you know, to be elected president, they're not going to hold a candle.
We don't expect them to be of that caliber, okay?
But they can definitely prove themselves in other ways.
And that's the sacrifice that they make for running for president and doing the right things and also listening to their constituents.
President Trump is very aware.
That's really what separates him from the PAC.
He listens to what we're saying on the ground and he acknowledges it and he does something about it.
And that's what this presidency has been doing.
I mean, you're seeing it in every single aspect of what he's doing.
He knows about the border.
He knows about the fentanyl that is totally destroying the country.
And he's doing something about that.
He's brought, and everybody's like, you know, here comes the Wall Street Journal and everybody.
He keeps changing the tariffs.
He changed them every day.
It's called bargaining.
He's getting everything he wants in the end.
He has got $17 trillion in investments coming to this country now.
How much do the previous people do?
Zero.
Don't even try to bring investments like that.
That's it, too.
I mean, it's a negotiation.
In the end, we're not going to have this massive trillion-dollar trade deficit every year.
He's going to get everything he wants.
He's getting everything he wants from every country right now.
You got that right.
It's brilliant.
Nobody ever thought of this strategy.
Even some people that worked for him last time, I saw him on a news channel saying I was not for his tariffs.
And I cannot believe, but they're working like a charm.
That's it, too.
I mean, he knows how to play the game in a different way.
He's not beholden to the lobbyists.
He's not beholden to big pharma.
He's not beholden to the military-industrial complex, right?
I mean, all of these entities tried to destroy him.
Plea Guilty Swatted Impact00:07:38
It did not work.
Now he's setting up perimeters and he's keeping them in check and keeping them in line.
Same thing with these judges that have gone out of control.
Same thing with the fake news media.
I mean, here you've got NPR who sues the Trump administration on the First Amendment grounds.
Do they think they have a right to our tax dollars to spew propaganda all day long?
They don't.
You don't have a right for us to fund for you to just support the Democratic Party.
That's all they do.
I mean, they could send the tax money over here in the litter box if they'd like.
I would love to hear the conversation that would ensue over that.
Pay me some money.
Hey, I got some kind of crazy news.
Okay.
So today, I got been getting letters from the Department of Justice.
So there were two people that swatted me the first time.
They know who both of them are.
One's in Romania and they hadn't called him yet.
The other one is named Thomas Sabo.
He's in a jail right now.
And today, at 9:15 this morning, I hadn't checked.
I'm actually getting another letter from the day, but a guilty plea hearing for defendant Thomas Sabo has been set for May 28th at 9:15 in a courtroom before, ouch, Jamie Amy Berman Jackson.
The purpose of this hearing is the defendant to enter a plea of guilty pursuant to a plea agreement.
So he's taking a plea and he's supposed to today plead guilty.
The government is offering the defendant a plea agreement, which he would plead guilty to count one conspiracy, count two threats and false information regarding explosives of the indictment.
As a victim of this offense, I have a right to be heard at the plea hearing.
That means I have a right to be there.
And also, it goes on to say I have a right to do a victim impact statement.
If he does plead guilty and accepts the plea bargain, which I don't know what it is, then I have a right when they sentence him at a later date.
I have a right to go up there and go to court and say it impacted me like this.
Well, are you planning on doing that?
I doubt I do.
I've got another letter from them.
So it's probably, you know, they said this date may change.
Anytime the date changes, they send me a letter.
I think they have to as I've been listed as a victim of the crime.
Of course.
This is the person.
These are the two people.
And if you see their pictures, it's just little punks.
They're just little sought-off, 145-pound little dwell in their mom basement, little 19, 20, 21-year-old punks.
I don't know if that's the same thing.
You saw the picture, right?
Yes, you sent it to me.
I was really surprised.
It wasn't at all what I was expecting.
Yeah.
They look like McLovin.
Well, they look like David Hoggs.
Like a whole bunch of David Hoggs running around, right?
Yeah, they look like they do.
They look like two David Hoggs.
Exactly.
That's exactly McLovin.
Exactly.
I mean, not at all what you would expect.
But that's the ones who swatted me the first three times.
Now, they hadn't caught the one that swatted me about a month or two ago.
But I have been contacted twice by the FBI.
Wow.
Some more shit I have to go through, just so you'll know.
Well, maybe we can arrange for you to do.
You own a big Twitter account, you say.
These are the things that happen.
Exactly.
And maybe you could, maybe if you do go, you could also sit at the press conference and maybe ask a couple of questions there.
That would be one.
Wouldn't that be fun if you could arrange it?
If it wasn't DC, if it was just like going to Atlanta or something, I'd do it.
But God, I mean, number one, you know, who's got two or three days off to do that?
And, you know, you pay for everything.
And then now I got to, you know, end up spending thousands of dollars because you swatted me.
So, you know, you start thinking about that.
Exactly.
But it would be wonderful for you to be there.
I think you would be very surprised.
I mean, you would be welcomed, especially with President Trump and his entire administration in the White House.
My impact station.
My impact statement wouldn't be very nice.
Oh, but you know what?
You would have the red carpet rolled out for you.
You know, that.
Listen up, McLovin.
I got something to say.
Exactly, you would.
I know you would.
Oh, you'd have to.
Okay, noodle arms.
Get ready.
Exactly.
I mean, really, everybody deserves their time.
It's ridiculous, everything you have to go through, though.
Because I've decided to get an account on Twitter and support Trump.
That's why.
That's right.
Isn't it crazy?
It is.
But that's how it is.
I mean, religion and politics, those are the two subjects that people never, ever want to talk about.
And there's a reason why, because you'll get attacked regardless of your views.
Doesn't matter what side you're on.
You will always be attacked and persecuted for it.
But I think you've handled it beautifully.
I really do.
I think you have really been through a lot with the whole thing.
I think you've learned a lot.
But you have tough skin.
You're not worried about any of this stuff or any of these tough people that go after you.
And especially when they're in government.
I mean, like Massey is just one example, but Kidzinger, all of these other people have gone after you in one way or another, and you've prevailed every single time.
Liz Cheney, I think you had a lot to do with her being cheneyed.
I mean, you've definitely gotten your hooks in there too.
Don't think for a second you haven't.
And that's why you're a target.
I mean, you had something trending.
People have no idea.
The Republican Party thinks it's business as usual.
They have no idea how pissed off the bases at them right now.
Well, they are, and they have absolutely every single right to be because they have let us down in all of these vacations of them just writing these coketails.
Okay, so if you're in a match or if you're playing a sport, here's the thing.
When you have the edge, you go ahead and you take your shot.
I'm speaking as a tennis player because that's what I've always done.
They have an opportunity to absolutely stomp out the Democrat Party if they would take it.
But they don't.
They're too busy celebrating themselves and they think it's them.
It's not them.
It's President Trump.
No one is going to show up for them like they did President Trump.
And the fact that they don't realize that is shocking to me.
I can't even believe it.
They think they can just coast right on by because they have an R next to their name without anything other than that behind them.
It doesn't work that way.
We're not going to show up for them.
We showed up for him, but they're not listening and they will pay a huge price.
And I hope it's in the primaries because I think it is definitely time that the people stand up and we start organizing to such a degree that we get rid of a lot of these rhinos.
They got to go.
And here's something else.
People don't realize this.
I can't believe Trump put this in the bill.
I can't believe.
Do you really think Trump's going to get with these Republicans?
You can only lose one or two people out of hundreds?
Do you actually think he can sit there and just write his own bill and they're going to sign it?
It's never going to happen.
He has to give some stuff.
I mean, he has to do it.
The most important things is that we get these tax cuts.
Blackout Coffee Returns00:02:58
That's right.
Does everybody want to start paying 15, 20 more percent in taxes soon?
I mean, that's what's going to affect your wallet.
Some of this stuff's not going to affect you at all that they're arguing about.
But that's what's going to affect you and it's going to affect you in a big way and it's going to affect you right now.
And it is.
It really is.
But there is a reason why President Trump is going after all of the things that he's going after because he knows that these things are going to be negotiable and he wants to make sure that he throws it back on the Democrats too when they see fit.
I mean, this is the thing.
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Conservative Companies Under Attack00:15:19
So, sponsors too.
I mean, this is a thing.
Everybody has been affected, and conservative companies have been hit the hardest.
And that's another reason why we're so thrilled to be able to introduce a lot of these American companies, mom and pop companies.
We're going to do a lot of mom and pop and stuff to help try to help them.
And they all have good products, they make them themselves, they're all natural, they're all American.
That's right.
These are the companies we want to support.
That's exactly right.
And I had some people that are like, Hey, how come you have all these ads on the left-hand side?
We support these companies that support us and consume.
We did our podcast for free for years.
Isn't that enough?
Oh, I mean, literally cost us money for years and years.
It truly did.
But not only that, I mean, you've got mom and pops that have suffered as well.
Truly.
I mean, they have not been able to get their information out on their companies and they support, you know, all of the different things that we support on this show.
They're fans of our show.
And so, of course, I mean, this works for everybody.
Why not have a family of different products that we can put on a pedestal and support at the same time?
It's just the way it works.
I mean, you know.
Does Trump just annihilate Harvard any?
I think it's a lot of fun.
I'm so proud of him for doing that.
It needed to happen, Kat.
It absolutely needed to happen.
Harvard is in serious trouble.
Did anybody know that these colleges that we paid them billions a year?
Not millions, billions.
Doesn't it?
Did you know your taxpayers are going to pay for a bunch of elitist snobs to brainwash people to be communists?
Do you know that?
That's right.
That's the most, so I don't care what happens to these people.
They hate America.
They teach everybody.
They're nothing but a bunch of Marxists.
They teach everything that we hate.
And I don't want to pay them any money.
My God.
And how much money they got in endowments?
In the bank?
$45 billion.
Exactly.
And then you're still paying them $5 billion more.
That is sickening.
We don't want our money doing that.
Run your own school.
It's a business.
Y'all brag on you, the bit.
Your teachers are the best business people in the world.
Well, start doing it.
Prove it.
We know none of you've never run a business, although you teach business at Harvard.
We know you've been selling widgets, imaginary widgets in la-la land in your class.
So you're the best snob business people in the world.
Just do it then.
You should be able to double your money this year.
Exactly.
And I'm loving watching what's happening because truly people are starting to see exactly what's happened with Harvard and why it has behaved the way it has and why, you know, all of this stuff has happened.
So, of course, President Trump, and this is one from ABC News, escalates a war with Harvard.
They're getting in deeper and deeper.
Every time they fight, they lose another $250 million, the president said.
I don't want my taxpayer money funding these different universities for those things.
I mean, seriously.
Trump swore in Judge Janine today.
Yes, he did.
That was fabulous.
I like Trump's attitude.
So he can temporarily appoint anybody for three or four months or whatever it is, according to what it is.
And he's just like, okay, you didn't like my other ball breaker?
I'll bring in.
You don't want to confirm my ball breaker?
And Ed Martin didn't confirm because we got Tom Tillis against him.
Right.
Who we hope to primary.
Yeah, primary him too.
Yep.
It's got to happen.
Yep.
That makes me think he's crooked.
He don't want him to investigate his own crimes.
Of course not.
I mean, you're starting to see all kinds of things happen here with the government.
It is definitely, you're seeing the cracks in the road.
I mean, President Trump, he also asked the Supreme Court to pause Biden judges' order to ground plane that transported those dangerous aliens to South Sudan.
So President Trump on Tuesday asked the Supreme Court to intervene and pause the lower court because, hey, I mean, why are they fighting for dangerous criminals to stay in this country?
People that have, we're not saying, oh, they may commit a crime.
They have committed a crime.
They're just trying to stop him.
They're just trying to stop his agenda.
They've been overturned on just about everything, but it takes time and they just want to slow him down.
I mean, you're starting to see.
And here's the thing.
They just did in Erasmus and Publish, which is one of the only ones that's always close to right.
And he has 60%.
Think about it.
Republicans usually get 28, 30% of the Hispanic vote.
He's got a 60% Hispanic approval right now.
It's incredible.
60%.
It's like, and the Dems, they can't compute that because they're dumb.
And so they're like, oh, well, let's bring in a bunch of more Hispanics to help us get our voting block down.
And it's not working.
It's totally backfiring because people love what President Trump is doing.
And the thing about it is, is that the Democrats had a very clear plan, right?
I mean, especially when you start talking about the massive voter registration failures.
I mean, here, the DOJ has now sued North Carolina State Board of Elections for over the massive voter registration failures.
I mean, 200,000 plus voters potentially registered illegally?
What do you think is going to happen in these close races?
And people are very concerned about Texas, and they should be as a result of all of this.
That's turning into Soros country.
You also have big news in Wisconsin on the election front involving, of course, these electronic voting machines.
I mean, why can we not go back to showing our IT and then using the ballots where we just do them by hand?
I mean, you're watching these things happen in real time.
I mean, Wisconsin, a town that had switched to hand-counted paper ballots last year.
Well, now all of a sudden the WEC decision means, you know, municipalities, they still must make at least one electric voting machine available at polling places for voters with disabilities.
So in a five-to-one decision, you had the commissioners who dismissed a complaint alleging the Rusk County town of Thornapple broke state law when it switched from voting tabulators to hand-canada-counted ballots for April and August elections in 2024.
So you've got all of this fighting going on because, hey, we need to get back to counting these ballots, not letting these machines do it for us.
People were watching what was going on in real time.
We all know they choose, man, it's obvious.
Isn't it, though?
The ruling will affect around 25% of the state's population.
So, so does everybody remember when Corey Booker did his little 24-hours thing, his diapers up there?
He is the most ridiculous.
Yeah.
So now he's writing, he's putting out a book on his experience of doing that.
I swear.
It's coming up.
He announced it today.
That's embarrassing.
And what is he going to discuss?
It's called stand.
Stand.
Really?
Oh, man.
These are silly people.
Well, they definitely are.
Well, they're going to be the most affected by all of these elections and these and the way things are being done now with all of these illegals that are not going to be able to vote in our elections.
I mean, let's face it, New York was allowing that to happen in their local elections.
Now they cannot do that anymore.
I played a video yesterday of the five most states people moved to that they regret it and want to move.
It was like California, New York, Connecticut, Illinois, and New Jersey.
Well, you can see why, right?
I mean, come on.
I'm just loving to see all of watching all this stuff.
And we did bring up David Hogg.
I got to tell everybody.
Oh, yeah.
Forgot about that.
Yeah, David Hogg was caught undercover on an undercover video admitting Joe Biden's chief of staff ran the Biden White House.
Surprise, surprise.
It shouldn't be a new buddy.
But now he's caught on camera just, I mean, it was an open secret.
Everybody knew.
They were feeding Biden pudding pops with a thing on every day.
And he had no idea what was going on.
They would dress him in a suit, put him in them stupid 1982 sunglasses and put him out there, and he'd go out there.
Oh, my God.
I know.
It was just the most embarrassing thing.
You know, with as unpopular as David Hogg has become in the Democrat Party, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't try his arm over there with the Republicans right now because they are doing, I mean, his career is over.
They even tried to use DEI against him, right?
I mean, to get rid of him after he was elected into the Democrat Party.
As soon as he started talking primary talk on some of these candidates that were their favorites, they were like, do away with him.
Well, in an undercover meeting with DNC leader David Hogg, 111, he reveals who really ran the Biden White House.
He wielded an enormous amount of power.
I can't stress to you how much power he had at the White House.
It was an open secret, he says.
I mean, everyone knew that behind the scenes, you had the Biden family that was controlling things to make sure that they got things done.
Then you've got another claim.
Trump's crypto czar, David Sachs, says that Elizabeth Warren was behind the Biden regime, anti-crypto agenda.
She went way off the reservation with this.
She certainly did.
Absolutely, she did.
So, I mean, it just keeps going.
This auto pin, this thing isn't going away for the Democrats.
It's huge.
They had a president that was an invalid, and people were just running the country.
That's right.
That's not how it works.
I mean, the whole thing is starting to.
Well, will they be punished, though?
I mean, look what happens when you don't punish somebody like Comey.
He goes out there and starts saying you're all a bunch of white supremacists.
Well, and then he's absolutely threatening MAGA, and he's threatening Republicans that are in office saying it's only a matter of time before we get our power back, and we are going to turn this on you.
So they rule with fear.
He's the one that started it.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, this is a really big deal.
And they're terrified of Kennedy, of course.
I mean, he's taking a sledgehammer to big pharma, as everyone knows.
I mean, he's not getting around the world.
And it's not just vaccine.
He's taking this poisonous shit out of food.
And they're like, no, I want poisonous shit in my food.
I want yellow dye number six, orange dye number 12, and Glisco vigorate Mortaface.
Something you can't even, you can't even pronounce it.
I want that in my cereal.
I don't just want wheat and corn and real sugar and flour.
I want chemicals.
Wild.
But see, this is the most silly people.
You can do anything.
They go against it.
They go against it.
Trump turned them against electric cars.
They're literally God was rejected.
They started blowing them up.
The wildest thing I have ever seen.
And that's the thing.
They have created this machine and they have used media and personalities.
I mean, this didn't just happen overnight.
They have been working on the American people for years.
And so when you start realizing how they operate, Kennedy revealed that Fox News founder Roger Ailes once told him, get this, 75% of his evening news ad revenue came from pharmaceutical companies.
They're the ones that have been controlling the narrative.
Then you add in late night hosts like you saw.
I mean, you remember the dancing needles and all that nonsense.
I mean, the whole thing was just atrocious.
But that's what they were selling.
Then all of a sudden they're like, hey, if you get this particular job, then guess what?
You can get a free donut at Dunkin' Donuts.
So then they start bringing in bigger corporations.
I mean, really?
Is that all you're worth?
A donut?
He's like, yeah, the COVID-19 team, the MRNA vaccine is horrible, man.
It has so many side effects.
And they're like, he don't believe you should get a polio vaccine.
Exactly.
They just go crazy with anything somebody says.
And they say we're in a cult.
You're talking about a cult.
They literally, their theme is always violence, the Democrats.
They're the violent party.
They certainly are.
I mean, they burn down neighborhoods.
They rob stores and loot.
They blow up Teslas.
They firebomb Teslas.
They key Teslas.
They write dirty Nazi signals in Teslas.
They are the party of violence.
And all the Democrat Party has to do.
And what?
And they don't even know what the hell they're protesting.
They get them all revved up.
And the media gets them all revved up.
So you want poison in our food.
So you want, you know, so you want the government to steal all your tax dollars and give it to their friends.
Is that what you want?
Yeah, that's what I support now.
Well, they don't even know.
Some of them are just there because they're getting paid for it.
They have no clue.
And now all of a sudden you have Doge that is going after all of this and they're trying to stop this, our money just going since the, you know, I mean, straight to the Democrat Party for them to hand out to all of their little protesters and all of their different groups.
Angry Voters Paid Twice00:02:41
And without that money, you don't see anybody showing up, do you?
You don't see what you saw the first time around.
These rallies now are these like 70-year-old weirdos, and you see them getting interviewed.
Well, I mean, this is 70, 80-year-old, just white liberal weirdos.
Angry as ever.
And then you ask them a question: you're a Nazi.
You're Hitler.
You're a fascist.
Yeah, but what do you think?
Why don't you, why do you want yellow die number six?
You're a fascist for asking me that.
They have the dumbest aspect.
It's just crazy.
And what I love is that they always pick the dumbest ones for the interview.
So, of course, they can't answer questions, but they just get angrier and angrier.
And then you see exactly who they are.
But the Vigilant Fox, they put out this, that RFK Jr., he took a sledgehammer to Big Pharma with two devastating announcements.
Here's the first one, that he ended the government's blanket recommendation for COVID shot.
And now he's going after big pharma's dominance altogether.
And of course, that, you know, it's the news.
They're going to stop with all of this nonsense.
I mean, you've got pharmaceutical ads.
The company gets a tax deduction on them.
We're paying for ads and we're paying for the product.
So the taxpayers are getting hit twice by this.
So we're footing the bill for the drugs themselves through Medicare, Medicaid, and for other government programs.
Then on top of that, you have the pharmaceutical companies who write off the cost of their TV ads as a business expense, reducing their tax bill.
So we're footing the bill for the products.
They're also subsidizing the ad campaigns.
I mean, they have hijacked the news industry.
That's exactly what's happened.
And that's why it's silencing the investigations and the truth about big pharma's wrongdoing.
They're all supporting this because that's how they get paid.
They get paid and paid and rewarded and rewarded.
It's got to stop.
And they never work.
Nope.
Kind of like the Republicans over there in office.
Everybody's on a big vacation.
26 days all summer.
I cannot even believe.
You would think they would be excited that they would want to be busy and out.
They should be saying, hey, man, we only got if we, if they really loved the country and they really cared the country, they would all say, let's work six days a week, man.
I can go on vacation after this country is saved.
Nope.
They don't care.
They're the laziest, worthless people I've ever seen.
They Never Work00:01:03
Well, I mean, that's exactly it.
And when you find out how bad things were under Biden again, the Democrats should never have even stood a chance.
They shouldn't have a chance going forward.
All of those threats, we should be laughing at because we're getting so much done.
And if we had Republicans working as hard as President Trump is working, we wouldn't have this problem.
But never forget what they did.
USDA whistleblower says Biden regime secretly crushed white farmers by only paying off farmer loans if they were not white males.
You want to talk about the vision.
You want to talk about the worst four years this country has ever seen.
That happened in the last administration, and that's why we're working so hard to make sure that that doesn't happen again.
We've got to make this work.
All right, everybody.
Well, that's it for today.
That's all she wrote.
That's all she wrote.
All right.
Well, I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day.