Jules and Cat Turd’s In the Litter Box (May 5, 2025) brands Trump’s Alcatraz prison plan and mass deportations as defiance against "tyrants in black robes," targeting Chief Justice Roberts and Congress for obstructing his agenda while mocking Pence’s January 6th "Courage Award." They tie Epstein scandals to alleged GOP complicity, condemn $1T DEI waste and transgender policies as "pretend," and praise Blackout Coffee as a patriotic alternative. The episode pivots to Trump’s 100% film tariff, Kamala Harris’s "Chola accent" jabs, and solar geoengineering as liberal folly, culminating in a celebration of Trump’s border crackdown—renaming Cinco de Mayo as "Cinco de Porto"—while dismissing liberal institutions as illegitimate. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Good.
Cinco de Mayo Day.
Cinco de Porto.
I like that more.
I absolutely like that a lot more.
All those liberals making videos.
You are not allowed to eat a taco.
You are not allowed to drink a margarita.
You are not allowed to eat a burrito.
Aren't they stupid?
Oh my gosh.
I mean, I'm serious.
It's so dumb at this point.
They get to dictate what we can do.
I bet I am.
That's what a liberal does, though, right?
I mean, that's what they do.
They want to dictate how you are supposed to live your life.
I mean, that's their calling.
So it doesn't surprise me at all that they would say, oh no, you cannot eat in Mexican restaurants.
So everybody have margaritas or whatever.
Actually, I would suggest eating burritos, sofa pias, drinking lots of margaritas, and watching Tom Holman on the news deporting.
Well, I mean, here's the deal.
If you were to talk to a lot of members of the Hispanic community, they are absolutely on board with what President Trump is doing.
He ran on mass deportations in the first time by far, he won Hispanic.
Absolutely.
I mean, he is just doing really, really great things.
So we're just so thrilled with everything that he's got going on.
Keep going, President Trump.
And this whole thing with Alcatraz, oh my gosh, I'm on board.
100% on board.
Why not, right?
I mean, my gosh, he has just got this whole thing going.
I don't know if he's trolling people or not, but I think it's a heck of an idea.
It's already there.
We've got plenty of people.
If the judges in black robes are not going to do their job, if they want to sit up there and act like tyrants, then let us at least do ours.
So, of course, that was one of the big stories is that you've got all of these judges that we did not vote for who are out there trying to do whatever it is that they do.
And at some point, you're going to have to ignore them.
I think they're ignoring them anyway.
I think so.
I hope so.
You can't just have these little local liberal judges, George Soros judges, and these little bitty shithole 1,300 people communities in these liberal hellholes.
You just can't have them tell, we didn't vote for you.
You don't get to say what the policy is in the military, who he can fire in the government, who can controlling deportations, military.
It's ridiculous.
And what the judicial's doing, and since John Roberts is a never Trump and Bush piece of crap, traitor, he could step up here as the chief justice and stop all this judicial warfare, but he's not.
And what he's doing is he's just, he's destroying the power of the judicial all on his own.
Yep.
Because what's going to happen?
I mean, they're wanting to.
They're doing this so he'll defy orders, but they're going to have to at some point.
Or there's no country left.
If liberal judges in little communities up in New Hampshire and in little D.C. areas, if they control everything the president can do or say, then the country's over.
We don't have a country and nothing's worth talking about anymore.
So nobody's going to care what they say anymore at this point.
I don't think any conservatives care what they say anymore.
The judicial has already lost tons and tons and tons and tons of support.
And eventually they're just going to lose their, this is going to cause them to lose their power because nobody's going to care what they say anymore.
No, they really, here's the thing.
You want to talk about a constitutional crisis that the Democrats were warning us over when President Trump first was elected into office.
They're at, they are absolutely what that would look like.
And so here's the thing.
I mean, I could care less about all their panicking and all their gaslighting and all their things.
President Trump is there.
He has made it his mission to make this country great again.
We voted on it.
We sealed the deal by showing up.
And for these tyrants, let's just call them what they are, to just try to block him every single step of the way, that's not going to work with Americans.
And the other thing is, Congress, you better get your act in gear.
We are watching you.
And you will not have those seats if you do not catch up to the work that President Trump and his administration is doing.
We've had enough.
We're not just going to sit here and just tread water this whole time, holding our breath while you go on vacation and grandstand, write nasty grams, do all of that stuff.
No, you need to keep up with the man that we elected who was there for one purpose, and that's to make this country great.
We're tired of all of this nonsense.
We don't want to see you.
We don't want to hear from you.
We want to see you in action, period.
Done.
Stay off social media.
Yeah, get off social media, get off vacations, and get to work, man.
If we had a Republican Congress and other people on Trump's team would just work as hard as he does, there wouldn't be any problems.
Exactly.
And then you got all these skunks in our party, the Collins and Mitch McConnell, who can't talk or walk anymore, but they're going to roll him in so he can vote no on everything you guys want.
That's right.
I have had talked bad about him, which he had a right to, because he's a piece of crap.
Yep.
And he's got an ego the size of his state.
He can't do it.
He cannot just let go of power.
He's going to get Trump all the way to my last breath.
I'm getting you guys for not liking me.
It's so ridiculous, and it makes the entire party look bad.
Whenever you have a situation like Glitch McConnell and you know what his role to play is, and just like Feinstein, they're sitting there rolling these people around.
It is a slap in the face to the American people, and it's got to change.
I hate the Republican Party.
I can't stand them.
The only reason I got to deal with them right now because Trump's in them, Trump.
You know, we all support Trump.
And then we have to hold our nose and deal with the shittiest, you know, not as bad as the Democrats, but almost.
Democrats And Republicans00:15:33
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So did you hear this whole thing?
I know you did.
With, of course, Fauci.
Oh, my gosh.
You've got beagles now that are able to live their best life.
This is how sick this whole group is.
I just, and there's, and, and they, I mean, they tortured these dogs for years in labs and has, and has no benefit to humans at all.
They can't name one thing that helped.
I think they're just sadistic serial killers.
This is absolutely one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen or even heard about.
I cannot imagine anyone thinking that this was even acceptable on any level.
And I know, littermates, this is probably hard for you to hear, but you've got the National Institutes of Health, NIH, under Director Jay Battachara, the new leadership.
Thank goodness he shut down the last remaining in-house Beagle experimentation lab.
God.
I mean, it's over.
Why are we doing it?
It's 2025.
There's no need to.
I mean, dog testing program.
You remember Fauci was allowing them to just be eaten up by fleas.
Eaten up by fleas.
Never got any benefit out of it.
I think he just enjoyed that evil little demon piece of crap.
I mean, my gosh.
I'm telling you, I hope his name in the history books.
I hope when you say Fauci and you say Hitler, you feel totally equal to each other.
Absolutely.
It needs to happen because that's exactly, it's monstrous is what it is.
So you've got the White Coat Waste Project, a taxpayer watchdog group, has provided the Gateway Pundit with new examples of all of the different experimentation that Dr. Anthony Fauci was facilitating.
I mean, cruel, unnecessary for these experimentation on dogs.
And this time it was in, guess where?
Tunisia.
Because you know what?
They know they wouldn't be able to get away with most of that stuff around here.
Can you imagine what is happening in other countries?
This is Dr. Fauci.
Because they would howl out in pain when they were getting bit by fleas, they cut their vocal cords so they couldn't hear them.
Oh, gosh, cat.
No.
This is science.
Trust the science, people.
Scumbags, everyone of them.
Wow.
That is so, that is just, that's too hard to even comprehend that somebody.
Speaking of scumbags, you see Mike Pence.
Oh, yeah.
He gets an award.
Really?
So the left, of course, he's glad.
He gets a Courage Award, the biggest coward that ever lived.
He gets a core at Courage World for what?
Signing off on a 100% fraudulent election.
And of course, the left gives it to him.
Of course, he goes.
And of course, he gives a speech.
And he mentions about how he's the greatest Christian that ever lives.
Oh, my God, that guy.
It's just, I want to puke just looking at him.
Can't stand that guy.
Well, I mean, here's what they, they do this exactly with the same thing with Hollywood actors.
Some of them will be on the Epstein list, and they do the exact same thing with musicians, some of which will be mentioned in the Diddy trials, which start today.
I mean, come on, really?
This is what they do.
This is how they try to sell and gaslight the public.
They give them an award.
But nuts.
That's what liberals do.
That's what all the awards are.
Every award is just a liberal award.
They used to not be like that.
They are.
I don't care if it's even movies.
I don't care if it's Oscars, Tony's, Grammys.
It's just if you can be the best liberal, you get an award.
And then, of course, in D.C., you know, the Pulitzer Prizes and all that, they're on fake news stories.
They got them for the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax story saying the exact opposite of what was true.
So true.
And then they, of course, the Met Gala, and they have to, they all get dressed up because they're bored, bored, very angry people.
And they, you know, they get their chauffeurs and they get their tuxedos and the women get their $10,000 new dress and they pull out the red carpet with their limos and they walk up there and oh, hi, everybody.
And they hire people to, you know, take pictures of them.
And then they make up awards and then they get up there and do hoity-doordy speeches so they can give some kind of metal award they fabricated out of nowhere.
And they all sit up there and congratulate what great people they are.
It's disgusting.
I mean, it really is.
Aren't we wonderful?
And look at us.
And then they try to give it credibility.
See, by giving an award and by having him stand behind a podium about J6, I mean, think about this.
This is one from Vince Langman.
I'm not going to play the clip of, of course, this loser Pence because he just makes me cringe.
I mean, anybody that can't go to lunch with a woman without thinking that there's going to be something that happens as a result of it.
I'm sorry.
That's just kind of strange to me.
But anywho, oh, look at that scumbag, you know, Mike Pence.
He crawled out from under a rock to accept a phony award for being a traitor on January 6th.
This is what they are actually giving him an award for, by the way.
I mean, this guy is about as bad as bad can be.
But this is what they wanted to do.
He's just part of the whole fake everything that's in this country.
The theft that's going on in Washington C, the Doge is undercovering.
The courage award, Matt.
The Courage Award.
Yeah.
So remember, everything that the liberals give is the opposite.
Every time they name a bill, anytime they name a bill, it's the opposite of that.
If it's the, hooray for a paved roads bill, it means they're going to just chew up all your paved roads and they won't pay a road.
Exactly.
Whatever the bill says, it's the opposite of that.
Just like all the award, I'm giving it for courage.
He's a coward.
Unbelievable.
He knows Mike Pence knows they cheated in that election.
Trust me, he does.
But he can't say it because he's a coward.
He is absolutely the worst.
He wants to be liked.
And look, he is liked now.
He's liked by all the New York Times and Washington Post and CNN.
They're all there clapping.
They're trying to rub it in Trump's face.
Like, we give a damn.
We hate Mike Pence.
He's one of you guys.
You can have him.
Oh, please.
Yes.
He was put up there on purpose.
It's all a big show.
When they realized that they were going to have President Trump, and that was, they really did.
They started bringing the snakes in because they knew that President Trump didn't have any experience in Washington, D.C. or the way that it worked.
They started sending everybody from the Bush administration and others that they have really great relationships with to try on for some try on for size some of these roles.
And unfortunately, we got Pence.
Well, look at the mud on his face now when you've got JD Vance.
President Trump comes back and he doesn't pick Pence.
He doesn't have any relationship with Pence.
His wife even had the audacity to snub the first lady when she was even being cordial to even recognize these fools.
I mean, this is what we're dealing with here.
The snakes are out, but we're winning this whole thing.
I mean, no question about it.
And little by little, it's just going to get better for us.
All the leaks and everything that was so bad when Trump first went in there, they all came from Pence and his team.
Sure.
Just so everybody knows, all of them.
Yep.
He was the snake.
Oh, yes.
I liked him at first.
He was just in the background.
He supported Trump.
You know, he was never up front.
And then just the more I got to know him.
And, of course, soon as Trump lost in the thing of the day was to go against Trump.
Or he didn't think he'd ever get power again for sure.
And so just as soon as he lost his power in Pence, here he comes out with the knobs, man, from day one.
Sure.
You can't trust these people, man.
Kind of friends like that.
But he's the big super duper Christian.
Yeah, man.
You stabbed your friend in the back just as soon as it was politically convenient, scumbag.
Well, I think he was always setting up to, to be honest with you.
When you start looking back at the way he just behaved in general, I mean, this whole act of being holier than now and all of this, and then, oh, it's the right thing to do with the whole January 6th thing and knowing that President Trump was basically being attacked.
It was a setup.
And of course, everybody knew it.
I mean, you had people that pulled permits for this whole event to be able to protest.
Not like the left where they just show up and burn down small towns and businesses.
No, not like that.
They're not going to be called on the carpet at all.
You know, on an inauguration day for President Trump, do you remember what they were doing?
You had all the burning, the looting, and the stealing and everything else.
Oh, no.
It wasn't even close to being that.
But this is what they sell.
So how do you feel about this?
There's no timeline for the Epstein files.
It's discouraging as hell.
Yep.
It's just like they have all these people dead to rights and nobody can pull the trigger, man.
Like I say, if you want the Epstein file released, just hire me for a day.
I mean, just release them.
I don't give a damn.
Just hire me for a day.
If y'all are scared to release it, I'll do it in my name.
And if everybody comes after me, they can kill me, but it'll be released.
That's right.
Man.
Well, I mean, here's what I'm seeing here.
And I really do believe because when you start looking at the establishment and you start looking at how this whole system is run, I think you have just as many Republicans on that list as you do Democrats, maybe even slightly more.
And with a slim majority, we want to make sure that we don't have Democrat take power, I guess.
Because, but then again, by the time these people are investigated, by the time that they are brought to justice, I could care less.
Go ahead and release their names.
I'm not protecting these people.
They're pedophiles.
They're horrible, horrible human beings.
And the Democrats, anywhere the Democrats are in charge, they're destroying it.
I mean, completely annihilating it.
Every city, every county, anything they got a hold of.
And they're hell-bent on destroying this country and turning it all into one big pedo land.
They are.
Oh, yeah.
They are.
They want everybody to be trans and gay.
It's crazy.
It's one of the wildest situations I have ever seen to take.
If they ever get power again, every time they get power, they're going to open up that border and they're going to let millions pour in.
They're going to try to arrest conservatives.
And then y'all worry about not doing a judge for a judge that says you can't deport anybody?
Screw you.
Sure, I can.
And if they want to slow walk it to the Supreme Court, that's okay, man.
If they don't want to step in the Supreme Court and stop this ridiculousness, which they would for any other president, by the way, then they ain't going to have no power anymore because everybody's just going to ignore them and laugh at them.
And that's where it's getting.
And you're running your own power, dumbasses.
You're too stupid to see it.
Just like when they were running everything by the law fair against Trump.
He won because of that, you dumbasses.
If they would have just let, if they would have never did the law fair against Trump, he might not even have won, man.
It made all these people, kept him in the news.
Matter of fact, early in the primaries, they had him and DeSantis even.
And then they arrested Trump and gave him that damn mug shot.
And once that mug shot, it was 90-10.
I have no doubt that President Trump would have just completely outclassed him anyway, to be honest, because DeSantis is terrible.
Prisons And The News Cycle00:10:38
I don't know what it is, but he's not likable like President Trump.
Trump has such an incredible personality.
I told him.
I told him they wouldn't win anything.
I know, I know.
And they've attacked you ever since.
You're going to go up against an iconic figure in history, in the world history.
Have you ever seen Trump in like a UN meeting or some kind of conference where all the world leaders, they hover around him.
They all fight to shake his hand.
Of course.
He is the son.
They all rotate around it.
If you don't like that, it's true.
Just watch it.
What happened when Biden was there?
They couldn't even get him to talk or not crap in his pants in front of the Pope.
God.
Biggest embarrassment ever seen.
And now they're all coming out.
And the new talking point is, and all of them saying it at once, like they always do.
I had no idea that he had some mental issues until the debate.
Until the debate.
What about him shitting his pants and falling down all over the place, up flights of stairs, falling on his bike, mumbling all the time, couldn't walk, shaking imaginary people's hands, you know, wondering over here, wondering over here.
Every time he talked.
No, man, we didn't know.
It's so ridiculous because that's the one time, that's the one thing that they decided to pinpoint to act like, no, we're innocent of what we're being accused of.
They knew the entire thing.
We didn't know until then.
We got rid of him.
Are you kidding?
That is the biggest cop-out I have ever heard in my life.
And it really is.
They need something to hang on to because what they did was such a disservice to this country to let the auto pin.
And trust me, they all knew who was running the show to let that and that whole group of people pass it around like a cheap suit and use it to their liking so that they could get whatever it was done that they wanted in their agenda.
It was a dream come true.
Exactly.
It was the lobbyist.
It was big pharma.
They all ran the country.
The big pharma, the lobbyist.
Everybody.
Everybody got a little say, oh, man, you know what you ought to have him sign next?
Tech giants, all of them.
And of course, oh, I love it when he's not going to pardon his own son.
And I'm like, if you dumbasses think he's not going to pardon, I remember nine months earlier and say, if you don't think when he loses this election, he ain't going to pardon his son in between when he loses and January the 20th, if you don't think he's going to pardon his son, y'all are crazy, man.
You don't know nothing about this guy.
And he just went further, though.
He just pardoned everybody in his own family.
I mean, they did everything that they could.
I mean, it was such a disgrace to actually watch all of this play out.
I mean, from cocaine in the White House to the leaks in the Supreme Court about, of course, the Roe v. Wade decision.
They wanted to start riots.
That's what they were looking for.
They want a revolution in this country.
That's the only way they think that they can get it.
They did everything they could in four years to destroy this country.
And just completely, you know, have it flooded with illegals.
They didn't care if they were criminals, rapists, murderers.
They don't care if they kill your daughter.
They don't care if you kill your son, your dogs, your pets.
They don't care.
Kill your wife, your grandmother, your mom.
They don't care less.
They won't even mention your name.
Then they'll go up.
They went up there in the State of the Union and wouldn't even clap for a woman who lost her daughter by getting brutally beat to death.
Imagine getting beat to death.
Unbelievable.
They have allowed them.
They wouldn't even clap for or rolled their eyes at.
They're scumbags, man.
And if you vote for these scumbags, it makes you a scumbag.
Oh, it's really true.
That's exactly what it is.
And Republicans have a real big opportunity to do something new and to do something great.
And I'm not holding my breath.
I hate to say it.
Well, Trump, we know Trump and his cabinet are going to do everything they can.
But if you think Mike Johnson, he's another Mike Pence.
Yep.
He reminds me of Mike Pence.
He really does.
You got to have Tom Homan kind of leaders.
Miller.
You got to have tough people.
Tussie Gabbard.
You got to have these tough asses, man, to lead these places.
You can't have little Johnson.
And they're like, oh, my God, he's praying.
We're going to win.
No, Let's see what he does.
Exactly.
And here's the thing.
That's what Mike Pence did.
Prayed all the time, but didn't do nothing.
Well, I mean, you have to have some action here, and we've got to get it from people that we elected to represent us in this country.
And if they're not doing their jobs, it's time for them to go.
And we all need to get together and make sure that we have got a primary candidate who's ready to take the seat and ready to do the work.
Paul Johnson is talking about, oh, the one big, beautiful bill that Trump wants.
We're working on it.
We're going to get it by July the 4th now, he said.
We're working on that bill.
Yeah, we're doing Trump's bidding.
We're doing that bill.
He's doing a thousand things at once.
You have 135 bills you need to pass that he's 200 that he's done EOs on.
You need to codify them.
You're working on the one thing all year, the one thing.
The one thing.
You're pitiful.
Is it time for you to go back on vacation?
They've been off vacation for a week.
What have they done?
Name just anybody.
Nothing.
Nothing.
They don't do nothing.
They're not even up there having hearings and dogging the Democrats out like Nancy Peppelosi would have right now.
They would be impeaching Trump, going to January 6th committees.
They don't even do anything.
They're worthless.
And most of all, they're lazy.
That's it.
And it's a bad combination, worthless and lazy.
I mean, that's why we're not seeing anything, because that's exactly what he's not a leader.
Well, and then they're allowing these judges just to run right on over everything.
President Trump put out this post.
I mean, he's calling on this.
Who does the Senate?
You know, you have natural leaders.
There's only a few.
And then who do they get for the Senate?
Thun.
Why do they get soon?
Because he's the next person in line and will do Mitch McConnell's bidding.
Correct.
He's thun.
Is anybody looking at?
Oh, you know who I think of when I think of a great leader?
Soon.
Please.
Good lord.
I mean, this is all done by design and on purpose, and we have got our work cut out for us like nobody's business.
We should know this.
I mean, we've been through this before.
And President Trump is calling them out.
And one of the leaders of this whole operation, of course, is the Supreme Court.
And I hate seeing it, but it's happening.
President Trump is using his Trump, I mean, his Truth Social account to truth it so that people know what's happening.
He says, can it be so that judges aren't allowing the U.S. to deport criminals, including murderers, out of our country and back to where they came from?
If this is so, our country as we know it is finished.
Americans will have to get used to a very different crime-filled life.
This is not what our founders had in mind.
And so goes the story.
We're going to have to open up all of these super MAX prisons like you have never seen before in this country.
And of course, Alcatraz is on that list, which he also talked about.
Because here's the thing: if they won't do their job, if they're going to keep them in the United States, if they expect for us to use our tax dollars to feed them, clothe them, house them, do all of those different things, get ready, that's what it's going to have to take.
We're going to have to do all of this and a whole bunch more.
So he brought this up.
I mean, he basically said, look, you know, we're going to need Alcatraz to be reopened.
So he put out a post, Rebuild and Open Alcatraz.
For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat criminal offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than to misery and suffering.
When we were a more serious nation in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals and keep them far away from anyone they could harm.
That's the way it was supposed to be.
No longer will we tolerate these serial offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets.
That is why today I am directing the Bureau of Prisons together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt Alcatraz to house America's most ruthless and violent offenders.
We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs and judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals who came to our country illegally.
The reopening of Alcatraz will serve as a symbol of law and order and justice.
We will make America great again.
President Trump loves symbols.
And the fact that he is using Alcatraz as that symbol is saying, okay, you're not going to do your job, SCOTUS.
You're going to sit on your hands.
All right.
We've got all these other activist judges that are creating all of these traps for us.
All right.
Well, then we will open up all of these prisons in the United States.
And the tax dollars that you were spending on, you know, poor little beagles and everything else across the world, those that we found that you were stealing to send other places.
Well, we're going to use them right here at home.
And we're going to build these huge, unbelievable prisons to house them.
And it's not going to be a pretty ride.
And that's what's going to happen.
Liberals are so dumb today.
Alcatraz was closed years ago.
They don't even have proper.
It's impossible to do plumbing there and stuff now.
You can't do it.
Oh, yeah.
It's real impossible to rebuild something.
We can't do that.
We can't do that.
We don't have to do that.
They're watching pennies now?
Yeah.
We don't have hammers.
We don't have hammers, screwdrivers.
They care about where our money's going.
Yeah.
We don't have backos, trackos.
We don't have nothing.
We can't rebuild stuff.
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It's impossible.
Yeah, everything.
So I hope nobody wants to build anything because we can't build anymore, according to liberals today.
So idiots.
It is just, I mean, it's incredible.
They pick and choose when they want to look at where our taxpayer money is going.
They could care less that it's been, you know, they've been stealing it from us for years and years.
A trans party for $10 million in Bangladesh.
Well, a trillion dollar spent on DEI alone.
A trillion.
You want to wonder why people are going brainwashed with this whole like DEI pronoun situation?
Because they've all been gaslit to death.
They're all getting laughed at now, just as predicted.
Well, I'm so glad.
They're going to.
You can't shove nonsense and lies down people's throats for so long and expect them to live a lie with you.
They just won't do it after a while.
Well, that's exactly right.
I'm not going to Lulu fantasy world, la la fantasy world with you.
We're just not doing that.
And we've said a million times.
If you want to pretend to be a guy, if you want to pretend to be a woman, you can all day long, but I'm still going to, I don't care.
I don't have to live in your fantasy delusional world with you.
I don't have to.
If you're a man, I'm calling you a man.
If you're a woman, I'm calling you a woman.
However, God make you, that's what I'm calling you.
Ain't nothing you can do about it.
That's exactly it, too.
Yeah, we're not putting up with this.
I'm not playing pretend with you as an adult.
Pretend adult time.
I'm not doing it.
Yeah.
No.
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So, anywho, moving on from there.
It has not been a dull moment.
Mondays are always insane, but especially when you have President Trump at the helm, it's just something like no one has ever seen before.
It's wild, constant.
He is doing things that we voted him in to do, and I'm loving every minute of it.
They can cry all day long as far as I'm concerned.
I don't, yeah, I don't care.
They cheered on when he was put in prison.
They cheered on when he was nearly shot.
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I don't give a damn what liberals think.
I don't care.
Actually, the more miserable you are, and the more you cry, the happier I get.
Yep.
You're going to cry.
Liberals are put on this.
I mean, they're born to whine, bitch, moan, groan, rumble.
They're just miserable people, and they want everybody to be miserable like them.
I posted today that it's funny how liberal, white liberal women, the most miserable, bitter, most angry people in the world, they have a way to find each other so they can get in a big group and even be more miserable as a group.
Oh, yes.
Misery loves company.
Of course they do.
It's really interesting to watch what has happened to the left because there is no leader.
In fact, apparently there's rumors of Hillary Clinton making a lot of people.
Oh, my God.
Please let that.
It's just, they didn't even have a primary and they decided we're going to get Joe out.
They could have picked anybody in the United States because they're not, I mean, they're just like, we can just tell these dumb idiot voters who their nominee is and they're going to cheer for them and we can hand them out signs and they'll run and hold them up.
They're Democrat voters.
We can tell them men can have babies.
We can tell them anything.
Dumbasses.
So we could pick anybody we want and not have them vote and then they won't even care because we'll tell them not to care.
They won't care.
They didn't even get to vote for who they wanted.
They don't care.
And so they'll just, they'll just, you know, whatever you tell them to do.
That's why liberals, when they have these things, they do chance, right?
They're like, I don't freedom, no freedom.
They'll go, they have to, they're the weirdest people I've ever seen in my life.
And I don't know why they're not embarrassed by that, but they could have picked anybody in the world and they picked Kamala Harris.
Yay, hi there.
Hello?
Hello there.
Yeah.
Hi.
So God dang, man.
They picked that crazy loony drunk.
She can't even, she's worse than Joe, and she doesn't have an excuse being old and demented.
She's worse, man.
She's more cringe than him by far.
You want to talk about just an absolute insult to your intelligence to put this fool up there.
My gosh.
Yeah.
And trying to slip her in the presidency with no votes.
Well, yeah.
I mean, no one voted.
Yeah, we'll not vote for her in the primary.
Then we'll cheat the win like we did in 2020.
It just didn't work because it was too big to rig.
It's true.
But man, they picked her and they painted themselves in a DEI.
You know, they're like, oh my, if we don't pick her and she's the vice president, we pick Gavin Newsome or Shapiro or somebody can actually complete a sentence.
They'll go, oh, you picked the white guy.
So they had some guys, you know, that could at least, you can say what you want about Gavin Newsome.
I hate the guy, but he can at least talk.
Shapiro can at least talk, right?
They can talk, form sentences, try to make sense.
They lie, but they can at least not her.
You know, she's terrible, man.
And she got worse and worse and worse.
And then we saw when they did the controversial edit in the hour interview where they had to edit different answers to different questions.
And then they released the whole thing.
You got to see just how dumb this lady is.
I mean, this lady is dumb as a box of rocks, man.
I'm not kidding.
She has she, everything she's done, they tell her what to say, tell her where to stand, tell her what to do.
She has no original ideas.
She couldn't run a hot dog stand.
I doubt she can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the house without somebody helping her.
She's in such terrible shape.
I don't know what it is that she's taking or mixing or but it's something.
I mean, here's Bat Ombre, who puts up this clip.
On days like this, I think a lot about the time that Kamala tried out her Chola accent.
I love you, Mac.
God, so cringe.
Yeah, and it's insulting.
She goes to the black audience, she tries to sound what she appears to be black, and it ends up being a Saturday night lobski of what other people think black people sound like.
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It's really.
And then she goes to a Hispanic crowd and she's like, he's a tago, it's out of my purse.
It's just, these people are nuts, man.
It's like the funniest thing about Biden is when he was going around for years, and no matter what group he was, he said he was raised by them.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding.
I was raised by Irish.
Yeah.
He was in Poland.
I ain't kidding.
I'm not joking.
I was raised Polish.
Oh my gosh.
He's in a black church.
I ain't kidding.
I went and sang in a choir at a black church when I was a kid.
It's just not joking.
Not kidding.
Well, I mean, is it any wonder that most of these people, even Joe Biden, they signed with a Hollywood agency, which is another thing that President Trump actually brought up.
He was talking about the movie industry.
Well, most people don't realize that, of course, it's owned by a lot of, you know, the Chinese.
I mean, they have taken over Hollywood.
So he went on and made sure that everybody knew that.
He says the movie industry in America is dying a very fast death.
Other countries are offering all sorts of incentives to draw our filmmakers and studios away from the United States.
Hollywood and many other areas within the USA are devastated.
This is a concerted effort by other nations and therefore a national security threat.
It is in addition to everything else, messaging and propaganda.
Therefore, I am authorizing the Department of Commerce and the United States Trade Representative to immediately begin the process of instituting a 100% tariff on any and all movies coming into our country that are produced in foreign lands.
We want movies made in America again.
So he nipped that right in the bud.
Thank goodness.
I mean, he has to.
He has to do it because he knows exactly what moves they are going to make.
But you know, the reason why we're hearing about Hillary Clinton is because Tulsi Gabbard has shared that she has removed Hillary Clinton's security clearance.
And why does she have one?
I know.
Why does she have one to begin?
Everybody from a former administration, unless his current administration agrees on it, should lose their when they leave the White House.
Why do they still have security clearance?
You got people like John Brennan, that snake traitor.
I mean, he's a bear on CNN, and until recently, he still had a security clearance.
It's uncomfortable for what reason, man, besides spying on you and trying to take you down.
I mean, thank goodness, President Trump has also stripped the security clearance from Kamala Ding Dong Harris.
I mean, this is the thing.
Kamala Ding Dong Harris.
I love that one.
I'm going to use that one.
Here, I get one of these.
Yeah.
It's not.
Kamala Ding Dong Harris.
God.
She has to get three promotions to be a ding-dong.
Well, and she is.
She truly is.
And they were trying to insult our intelligence with this book.
God.
And I thought, well, you know, she hadn't spoken three months.
Let's see if she's gotten any better.
And she was high as a kite, man.
And it's just like, it's just like when you do the fake black accent and the fake Hispanic accent and then the fake everything as you're going around.
And it's the same thing with trying to fake being this lovable, laughable, jolly person.
Exactly.
And it comes off as just it's so fake.
And it's just, she overdoes it because she's a rotten, miserable person.
Nobody work will work for her.
She's a diva.
She's a sleepers in the morning.
My coffee's too black and I don't have enough crazy.
Trust me.
All day long.
Trust me when I tell you.
Then she gets out in public and they juice her up and she's well, I can't act like that.
So I got to act the way I think happy people and people with joy in their hearts act.
So she's up there.
Oh, my gosh.
It's the craziest thing.
And it's, and it's, it's, it's just, it's so, you know, no matter how many people coach you.
And then Trump's just himself, right?
He goes to all these different places.
The black, he goes to black churches and everything too, but he's always just drunk, right?
Peggy or leave it.
Yeah, he and he has such a great time with everyone.
I mean, he really does.
He truly enjoys it.
And that's the thing.
He's real.
He's authentic.
He's just like us.
I mean, but he's like a bazillionaire.
So, hey, he wouldn't be able to do the things that he does if he was going to be bought out by all of these other people.
That's not his interest.
That's not his concern.
He was the only president to have lost money after being in office.
I mean, what does that tell you?
But here you've got the DOJ.
They have launched an investigation into Soros-backed the county attorney Mary Morariety over the radical race-based plea deal policy.
Now, you remember this particular person, right?
I mean, she got to pick and choose.
And since this was somebody that actually worked with Soros, you've got, you know, them now launching an investigation.
And it mandates prosecutors to consider a defendant's race when negotiating plea deals.
So this was Soros-backed.
She has implemented a new policy requiring these prosecutors to consider a person's race when negotiating plea deals.
So they're investigating her, saying, no, this is not how it goes.
They want race-based justice.
And it took effect on April 28th, 2025, and it's being slammed all over the place by critics as unconstitutional, oh, you think, divisive, and a dangerous step toward undermining the rule of law.
Now, this is the exact same judge, as you remember, with the Teslas.
Remember, let the guy off scot free.
And yet, here we are.
Now she says it has everything to do with race.
That's how she's going to judge these cases.
Too complicated.
Yeah, but I think they're investigating her now, the DOJ, after she did that.
Well, they're investigating her for this, too.
I mean, here's the thing: this new policy that she has implemented is under investigation.
She needs her meds to transgender, man.
And although she fired Bomba Tesla or he, whatever the original, he going to her, it was him then.
It's him.
Yeah, he needs his transgender, you know, he needs to keep his transformation going.
So, you know, it's okay.
He bombed a fight, you know, Tesla.
Yeah, you can go on home now.
Yeah, this is this is what this is what Americans are furious about when it comes to this system.
These liberal judges, the justice system's gone because they've got so many liberal piece of crap justices in there now and DEI and, you know, and, you know, they're just activists.
They're just liberal, far-left activists.
It is so true.
I mean, when you look at what's happened here, but this is great news, especially since if you're going to take Harmee Dylan out of California, let her do her job and do amazing things for civil rights as long as you have her because she's an amazing attorney.
And we're really sorry.
Most people that I talk to that are conservatives are just heartbroken that she's no longer here in our state and that she's over in Washington, D.C.
But here's Harmee Dylan who says this week, we, the Justice Department Civil Rights, we opened a racial discrimination pattern and practice investigation into the Hennepin County, Minnesota's recently announced policy on taking race into consideration in plea offers more to come.
So she's on it.
She's going to do the work and she's going to make sure that this doesn't happen.
Can you imagine trying to pass something this off on people?
That fuels divide.
That's all it does.
I mean, crazy stuff.
This woman is just unreal.
She's the one that came out.
She did that whole press conference.
She didn't, you know, seek the criminal charges for Tim Waltz Staffer, who vandalized at least six.
That's right.
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One, two, three, four, five, six testes.
Yeah, so they know now if we're in a, if we're in a, if we got a wacky liberal judge and we're in a liberal hellhole, then we can do whatever we want and they're just going to let us off.
Yep.
In the meantime, people that just cheated are getting the book thrown at them in Florida.
You're going down with a felony and you're going to get put in prison.
You have a great state there because, my gosh, I mean, here's the thing: California is not going to do well if we have Kamala Harris back in that seat as governor.
I mean, when she comes back into this state, and that's exactly what she's running on, and she will probably become governor, we won't even recognize this place.
Unbelievable.
We won't even recognize it.
We have another Democrat that has been indicted again, and this is for expanding voter fraud case.
The accused is accused of stealing and forging ballots and voter registrations to rig the 2020 election.
He is now going to, he has charges filed against him.
The indictment alleges that the group unlawfully collected and tampered with vote-by-mail ballots and destroyed ballots not cast for Mendez and submitted fraudulent ones in their place.
I mean, what about that voter fraud?
Hello, they were saying it didn't exist.
Well, we've got nothing but examples of it existing.
Democrats take the opposite approach on all of that, too.
I mean, no, they say, we want people to be able to vote in this country illegally, they say.
Yeah, they all vote.
If you say, okay, we're just doing a simple bill that says just American citizen vote and all the Democrats vote against it.
If you want to know if they're cheating in elections, that's all you need to know.
There's only one reason to do that.
You want to cheat in elections.
Unreal.
And they're too stupid to know all these illegals they're bringing in.
But one reason they want to bring the illegals in because they can stuff their states with them and then they get more people in Congress.
That's it.
That's the key right there.
Because they're like those liberal women that you were just discussing.
They're better together.
They're not good on their own.
I mean, you can't, it's just, they're so dumb.
So the liberals have shoved this stupid windmill bird killer crap, which is the most, you know, which runs on greased and oiled, you know, ball bearings that makes it turn.
And then you got these stupid solar fields.
There's one 20 miles from my house.
It goes on forever.
And, you know, it can't store energy.
So if the sun quits working, you don't have any energy at that time that you can produce.
And they have spent all this on solar for 30 years.
I'm talking about trillions around the world.
Solar, solar, solar.
We got to do solar.
And guess what they want to do now?
They're going to blot out the sun.
Thank you, Bill Gates.
Bill Gates, we're going to blot out the sun because of global warming.
Good luck on them solar panels we've been installing for 30 years.
I mean, this is so.
This is how dumb they are.
It is.
Oh, God.
You have to be a special kind of stupid to listen to stuff so nonsensical.
And like I say, they can tell, they have Democrats.
Of course, it's all looks like white old great granddads and grandmas out there, you know, 80 years old now.
It's the only ones that's really protesting.
But they have them out there in signs saying, you know, about, they're so mad at Elon Musk because he's cutting people who stole their tax dollars.
And they're out there with signs.
You can tell these people anything.
They're just, they're backwards ass and they're dumb.
And every time I hear one going off and they can't, you know, they never can get past the first question.
If you follow up with a liberal, they can just do the talking point.
That's it.
They always like that.
But you just, you can't, it's just how dumb they are.
And it's just like, man, God, they can tell these people to hold up a sign about anything and they'll do it because they're just dumb.
Dumb.
Dumb asses, man.
It is so true.
Damn thing, man.
You know, and then they act holier than thou.
Okay, I'm sure a lot of people know exactly where I'm going to go with this particular little piece because President Trump put up a picture of himself as Pope and in the Pope garb, and they just completely went berserk.
I mean, this is all they could talk about constantly over the weekend.
Blasphemy.
You can't do blasphemy against the Pope, especially the woke Pope.
Let me tell you something.
I'm not Catholic.
I don't mind saying it.
That Pope they just had everything that the Bible teaches, he didn't do it.
He was like, oh, well, gay marriage is fine.
Gay this, this, open borders.
I mean, everything, every little, I mean, is he a Christian even?
I'm just going.
I listen to what people say and do, and that's how I judge him.
I don't care if he's the Pope or, you know, some guy down the street.
But the best thing they can do is try to get a Pope that's an actual Christian and goes by the Bible this time because I don't know what that was.
Oh, we know what that was.
That was a Marxist.
That was absolutely somebody that was there to interfere politically and to use the to use religion to do it.
And that's exactly what he was there for.
The Bible's the Bible teachings at all.
The Bible's the Bible.
You can't just say, we're going to do a new version, man.
We got to stay at times, man.
Bible's getting old.
It's ridiculous.
And yet you remember what happened during the Olympics, right?
I mean, these are the same exact people.
Well, you can do example after example after example.
They hate Christianity.
They mock Christianity.
They like abortion on demand.
They do everything that the Bible says the opposite.
Exactly.
And then all of a sudden, oh my God, we're the biggest Christians that ever lived.
We love Christianity.
When was the left ever, they arrested people, Christians, for singing Amazing Grace outside abortion clinics.
These are the same people who want abortion at nine months.
That's it.
I mean, demonic.
So save me your fake tears about a meme.
I don't care.
It's so true.
I mean, it's so wild to see how they have freaked out.
But you know what?
President Trump knows exactly what they're going to freak out on and what they are not.
And so it's fun to watch the reaction.
I mean, he had a great day on yesterday.
May the fourth be with you.
Oh, that sent them over the edge, too.
Anything triggers them.
All of it triggers them.
And for them to act like they're super Christians now is the funniest thing I've ever they despise Christianity.
Yep.
And like I said, for the Catholics' faith sake, I hope they get a pope this time.
That's just the pope.
He's not trying to be woke.
He's not trying to do anything else besides just go what the Bible says, and that's it.
It would be a Christian.
It would be really, really nice, wouldn't it?
Well, here was the fourth, right?
And he has, may the fourth be with you.
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And here's President Trump.
They lost it over that one, too.
I mean, it's the funniest thing to watch because they're just they act like oh, we're just J.D. Pritchard.
God, oh, wasn't he that brought on the memes?
I said, May the fourth helping be with you.
Well, today is Cinco DeMayo, and President Trump shared the greatest tweet of all time.
Isn't this fabulous of his wonderful taco salad bowl?
I thought this was just so clever.
He tweeted this like nine years ago.
Still, I love this tweet.
Nine years ago, Kat.
Can you believe it's been that long?
I know.
I mean, where is the time?
Where is it gone?
I do not know.
But I want to do a little shout out to Miss Jackie at Jackie1321 underscore 67 who announced this show.
And she had our little Cinco de Mayo dance going on.
So I'm going to play it real quick because she just uses and does incredible things with AI.
Check it out.
Hello, everyone.
Happy Cinco de Porto.
We are celebrating our big, beautiful, secure border.
Join my great friends, Jules and Pactur today at 3 p.m. Eastern in the litter box.
It is the cutiest thing I ever see.
And AI is getting crazier every day, isn't it?
Isn't it, though?
It's absolutely wonderful.
I think it is just so neat.
So, of course, President Trump is enjoying his day, and I hope you all are enjoying your Cinco de Porto, we should say.
Anyway, anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?