Jewels & Catturd’s April 1, 2025, episode mocks Democratic voter fraud fears while pushing Florida/Wisconsin GOP turnout, citing skyrocketing Republican margins and attacking Kamala Harris’s "performative" identity politics. They defend Elon Musk against Ashley St. Clair’s child-support claims—$3M paid, no paternity test—and contrast his consistency with Democrats’ shifting stances, like Hunter Biden’s laptop cover-up. The show pivots to Mike Lindell’s 2026 Minnesota gubernatorial bid, mocking "Tampon Tim" Walz, and slams IRS fraud while praising Trump’s approval rebound post-Signalgate. Ends with absurd pet anecdotes, blending far-right politics with chaotic tangents. [Automatically generated summary]
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
April Fools.
Oh, there have been some good ones too.
I mean, everything from Bitcoin to the whole thing.
Oh, my gosh.
I like April Fool's Day on X, but the problem is everything's so crazy, it's hard to tell what's true and what isn't.
Anyway, any day.
Is that the truth?
It really is.
I mean, it really is.
You see our guest lineup I had for us?
I love our guest lineup.
They will be joining us today.
So you all are not going to want to go anywhere.
Make sure you hit that subscribe button too, because we've got it all right here.
We've got President Trump, Elon Musk, Hulk Hogan, Kid Rock, and Tucker Carlson.
Some people are like, oh, my God, it's going to be a great show.
Hit that subscribe button.
I thought it was brilliant.
I absolutely did.
Earlier, I said when I got up this morning, I was going to be giving the press briefing at the White House today.
And everybody was like, oh, my God, really?
And about two minutes later, oh, it's April's Fools.
That's so fun.
No, and then somebody said to me, well, I thought he was going to be at the press conference.
I'm like, well, he can multitask.
Oh, man, we're bad.
Oh, we have a good time, though.
He got to throw a few in there on April's Fools.
It only comes along once a year.
High Turnout Election Day00:04:51
But it's vote day today.
That's something we're not fooling around about.
We've got to get Brad Chamel in there.
No question.
Come on, Wisconsin.
Yeah, Wisconsin's the one.
Boy, they're doing really good in Florida.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of turnout.
So if I can find the latest here on the turnout, I know that you have been getting this help getting this trending.
This Brad Chamel.
And you know what?
I'm probably going to end up in the bot island somewhere because I have been trying to just put his name out there on every single post.
So here's the deal: you've got download.
This is from the Persistence Scott Pressler.
He says, download the early vote action app to text Wisconsin voters from the comfort of your home.
Right now, they've got 150,000 voters that live in BOW.
He is asking every volunteer to text 20 voters a day, 150,000 voters, 7,500 volunteers equals 20 voters each.
Now, they're concerned about some of the areas.
Apparently, you've got several in Wisconsin, according to the GOP.
Several polling places have changed across the state.
You can see below of the location changes.
But if you have a question on where you can vote, all you need to do is head on over to myvote Wisconsin.
That's myvote.wi.gov, and you can find your polling place.
So all you have to do is just add in your zip and you'll be able to figure out where you need to go.
It's like six hours before polls close.
So they close it.
Yep.
And it's going to be a tight one.
You've got all of they put out Kamala Harris post.
You had two from Obama that I saw.
I said yesterday you wouldn't believe the lying commercials they ran against Jimmy Petronas.
They acted like he was the Democrat and that Trump was supporting the other person.
And it was just you can't even watch a TV show or sports or anything or news or anything without them going, you know, saying these lies about him.
And they outspend him 100 to one.
All the money came from California, New York, all the Democratic Party.
As it always does, I hate to tell you guys, but Republicans are like plus 19.
And then we're plus, let me see, plus 19 now in District 6.
Republican votes.
Not, not, you know, that's just how many more Republicans have voted.
This is in District 6.
And then as of, let me see here.
Sorry, give me a second.
Just a little while ago.
I mean, in District 1, it was way up, like plus 36 or something.
Crazy.
Plus 37.6.
No, here it is.
Plus 44.5 an hour ago in one in Florida one.
These are wonderful races.
It is definitely going to send a message to the left because their numbers are imploding.
But in these special elections, people have got to be aware of what's going on.
And Scott Pressler has been warning about this for months now.
We suck at special elections too, man.
We always have.
We always have.
We're going to get better at them.
We're going to.
Wisconsin, though, we had to have huge turnout for him to win.
It is so far monster turnout.
That don't mean he's automatically going to win.
It's just, I'm just telling you, there's a big turnout happening.
And it's not even turnout time.
You know, a lot of people have to work.
They can't, they don't go till after work.
And it's, you know, two o'clock up there, three o'clock.
Well, Wisconsin, I don't know if they're in Eastern or Central, but, you know, it's either two or three o'clock.
So it's two or three hours before it really turns up the heat.
In Wisconsin, the polls are open until 8 p.m.
Now you need to show your support to Brad Chamel and then Brittany Kinzer.
And you also need to vote yes to voter ID.
Definitely.
We've got to know who's voting in our elections.
It seems like a hello duh.
If you don't use voter ID, you're a cheater in the story.
That's the only reason people don't use voter ID is because they're cheating.
It ain't because nobody can get IDs.
Everybody can get IDs.
That's right.
Oh my gosh.
So I'm keeping the restream bot.
And I'm going to tell everybody why.
Because you all can see each other's posts and your text from all across the multitude of platforms that we are now streaming live on.
And that restream bot is going to give you a map to who's saying what, where.
A Sip of Comfort00:03:27
So we've got them all coming in all over the place.
I mean, we're on Facebook.
We're on, we're on Kik.
We're on, you name it, Getter.
We're streaming on X. Of course, is always a huge, huge audience.
And you can see the post from X.
I mean, we're all over the place.
YouTube, Facebook, even though we don't like those two, hey, you know what?
We're going for it.
We're going to get the message out today and every single day and make sure that you all are able to communicate and not lose that relationship because I know that that was one of the things that you were all worried about.
Well, now you can find each other.
D Live is kicking over there as well.
I mean, we're just all over the place.
It has been a long week.
It has definitely been a long week.
And I'm still working on the websites.
Yeah, we're going to do it.
We're going to do our own thing.
We got advertisers calling us left and right that want to advertise.
We just got to, it's going to take a few weeks to set all that up.
It's unreal.
I mean, the response has been huge.
And so we're really excited about what lays ahead for us in this show.
I had no idea.
I mean, at first, I know a lot of people were really upset about it, but now it looks like there's a whole bunch of excitement and momentum building.
I'm getting all kinds of emails.
I was texting and emailing people into the night.
So this is really great.
And we're going to meet new people too.
Hey, you know, I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
So as they do with money, by the way.
Oh, not at all.
No, no, no.
This kind of reminds me of how we started, Kat.
Because we never really got paid that much.
We definitely didn't.
I mean, you saw what you got just the other day, right?
I mean, the $33.38 or whatever it was that I said.
Yeah.
I mean, cup of coffee on you.
Yeah, that's actually what a cup of coffee at Starbucks costs now, $33.
It sucks.
Exactly.
How does anybody drink that?
I've never understood how anybody drinks that bitter owl piss.
I noticed what you've always called it.
It's just bitter, burnt.
It's just like you can't put enough.
And I like, I can drink coffee black, no problem.
I can drink it anyway.
I mean, I prefer it with a little half and half and some tuple honey in it.
It's my favorite.
But I can drink it anyway, but not that, man.
When it's so bitter, I just don't get, I just don't get it.
It's just a fat or something.
I don't get it.
I mean, how can anybody like that?
It's really not good.
God, it's terrible.
Whenever I see the logo now, I see an owl, just so you know, because of what you have said.
I don't see the woman or whatever, the coffee chick that's in there, whatever they're trying to, you know, portray.
No, I see the owl.
It's expensive.
It's because of you.
It is.
It is.
And it's fattening.
If you get into some of those drinks, oh my gosh, the sugar that's in all that stuff?
No way.
Yeah.
No matter what, I never put sugar in coffee, but I mean, I do like honey.
If you've never tried just some good honey and coffee, it's delicious.
Well, honey's good for you anyway.
It truly is.
There's just nothing better than honey.
Absolutely.
Try it sometime.
If you like sugar in your coffee, replace it with some good tuple honey.
That sounds good.
Absolutely.
It is so good.
It does.
Well, there's all kinds of things that are going on around here.
Why They're Making a Big Deal00:14:53
I mean, we've got the House that is going to vote, speaking of voter ID, on the SAVE Act this week, which would require proof of citizenship for voter registration and securing the U.S. elections.
So this is a big deal.
They know, they have heard and they've learned that we've got a problem in our elections.
So it's being led by Representative Chip Roy, a Republican Texas, and it is backed by nearly 60 Republican lawmakers.
This hard-hitting bill is a direct response to the growing assault on election integrity driven by the Democrats' reckless open border agenda and the radical left's obsession with weakening our voting system.
So they are trying to bring all of this in.
And of course, ID has got to be required.
President Trump has been talking about it.
Speaker Mike Johnson, he's talking about it as well on the Save Act that the House will vote on later in the week.
So we're ready.
It's amazing that you have to actually say, oh, present an ID in order to vote.
But that's where we are.
Eli Crane, I mean, they're all talking about it.
So it requires individuals to provide documentary proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote in federal elections.
It requires states to remove non-citizens from their official list of eligible voters.
It establishes criminal penalties for election officials who register applicants to vote without proof of U.S. citizenship.
Easy, yes, vote.
But we know the Democrats are not going to be on board with it.
So we need every single Republican on board.
The you know, CNN, it was probably two weeks ago they put out the Democrats were at a 29% approval rating, their lowest.
Then it went to 28.
And then last week it went to 26.
And then today, CNN reports it went to 21.
Good vomit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keep putting Crockett out there to talk all that ghetto trash.
That fake ghetto trash.
He's really a rich kid.
Oh my gosh, but she's trying to change it.
She put on the rich.
She put on a rich girl voice, white voice on today.
That's good to hear.
Funny as ever.
She must have been told, hey, you got to have that.
Stop with the fake ghetto accent that everybody knows you're faking.
Wow.
So we've come a long way from what was she calling him, you know, firewheels or whatever.
I don't know.
But anywho, she's totally changed her tune, like Kamala does every second of the day.
Here she is actually talking like a normal person for a change.
The problem that we have right now is that if we continue down this road, then we will not have a rule of law because we have people that are currently serving and they're saying things like, ignore the judge's order.
So you can see the difference.
It has all been announced.
Yesterday, yeah, right.
Today it's like, that's a great pip.
It's wild to me.
It's just fake.
They're just actors.
Yep.
Absolutely.
That's why people like Trump.
That's why people like Elon.
It doesn't matter if you, if you might not like their personality, but it never changes.
They don't go into a group of people.
And the Democrats have been, they've been pandering for so long.
I mean, Kamala Harris did it.
She goes to a black church.
I ain't no way tired.
And then, you know, and then Biden was the worst.
He was raised by whoever in the hell he was talking to.
He's at the, where are we at?
The Irish convention?
I was raised by Irish.
He was raised by everybody.
He was at Poland.
I'm not kidding.
I was raised by Polox.
And then I didn't know if y'all know this, but I was raised singing in the black choir.
Oh, my God.
I used to be in a Catholic school down there at Billy Bob's Catholic school.
I used to come by and sneak in and sing in the black choirs.
And I was raised in the black churches.
He said that.
Where was he?
He's with the Catholics.
I was raised Catholic.
It's the wildest thing you've ever seen with Joe Biden.
Joe Biden never even knew where he was.
I mean, you remember Corn Pop, who was a bad dude, right?
I mean, that whole thing.
It's just nuts and roaches crawling up his legs and his hairy legs.
And I just never could figure him out exactly.
But then you also had Hillary Clinton hot sauce in my bag.
Remember all of that nonsense?
Guess what I carry in my purse?
Black radio station.
What?
Hot sauce.
God of my.
Why didn't you just?
I just looked at her.
Oh, their mouth went open.
It's just like, God, man, it just doesn't make any sense.
She knows.
What if she was in an Italian radio station?
Guess what I carry in my bag?
What?
Romano cheese spread.
It's just so weird.
It doesn't make any sense at all.
None of it.
She's at a Greek station.
Guess what I carry in a bag?
What?
Baklava?
Oh, my gosh.
Well, do you remember, Kat?
This was crazy, but do you remember when you had Joe Biden who was eating fried chicken with the black?
Oh, my God.
And they tried to act like that was normal.
And it wasn't.
Even there was black people on the left that was going, what are you doing?
Yeah, you're losing the.
So Joe Biden's starting to lose the black vote.
He did.
I mean, man, I think Trump got 27%, which they normally get 7%.
That's a power wave of losing the black male vote.
And so they're, well, we got to do something.
We got to stage something.
I know, says his handlers.
Let's have him go into the family and talk sports while eating some fried chicken.
It's a great idea, man.
It won't look like we're pandering at all.
It'll look so real.
I've got it up on the screen right now.
And you can see Joe looks so lost.
I mean, and here he, and he's having a burger.
Yeah.
He's having a burger.
And at the end, somebody says, Joe, if you eat fried chicken, too, we're going to throw you the burger.
Oh, God.
The whole thing is just so crazy.
I'm so crazy.
And then Kamala Harris.
Kamala Harris, who's, by the way, she's, well, she's Jamaican and something else, but Indian or whatever her family tries isn't.
And the thing about it is nobody cares.
Nobody cares where you're from.
They're the ones making it a big deal.
And then she comes out of a record store with real records, you know.
I'm vinyl.
Oh, my gosh.
What?
What you got?
Oh, man, I bought some of my favorite.
I got some Jackson 5.
I got some James Brown.
I got some Aretha Franklin.
And he goes, this is my favorite record in the world.
It was somebody else.
This is the best record, my favorite I've ever had.
And I'm like, oh, yeah.
Well, I got a question.
If it's your favorite record you listen to all the time, how come you ain't buying it?
How come you don't know you already have it?
It was so bizarre.
It was so awkward and so sad.
I guess the Aretha Franklin.
I even got some comedy, Richard Pryor on here.
Oh, my God.
It was that bad.
It was that bad.
It truly was.
I mean, there are a lot of issues that we, and I've actually got it up here so we can watch it.
Craziness.
But yes.
You got that one too?
Yes.
I'm moving fast today.
She's just nuts, though.
I mean, here she is coming out.
Vice President, what did you get?
And of course, this, oh, I guess I have to, here she is.
Let me get this up here for y'all.
So, okay, so I don't know.
Do you know music?
Okay, so first of all, Charlie Mangus, really one of the greatest dad performers ever.
One of my favorite albums of all time.
Roy Ayers, Everybody Loves Sunshine.
You know this one?
So good.
It's a classic.
And then Porky and Best, right?
And this is a beautiful one.
It's Alan Fisher's and Louis Armstrong.
There you go.
Louis Armstrong.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
There's nothing like when she gets drunk at night.
Oh, Dougie.
Dougie.
Give me some.
Pull out of the maid.
Can you pull out of the maid?
Hand me some Louis Armstrong album.
With some Doritos.
Yeah.
And don't slap me.
Get out of the maid for a second.
Give me some of that, Louie.
Because there's nothing I like to jam more than I'm drinking my five bottles of wine tonight.
And that's Louis Armstrong from the old days.
Make sure you play it on our record thing that you know they got.
Like they don't, they have a three-player or something.
Oh my God.
Spin it on the vinyl.
This is so sick.
I mean, I think people buy that stuff and you just don't.
They have a focus group.
Say, hey, she's losing the black vote.
Here's what you do.
We're going to do an event.
And they just happen to be outside, you know, just happened to be outside there.
Just like, man, just a record company that sells real vinyl.
And wherever they were, there happens to be just somebody going, hey, what'd you buy?
When she comes out.
Oh, everything I could find with somebody that's black and the whole cover is a black person.
It is so embarrassing.
This should infuriate black people, man, to be pandered to like that.
It's so disrespectful.
Well, you would think that it would.
I mean, you would think that that would be the automatic response, but they play along with it because generally you've got a whole bunch of Democrats.
It's totally set up.
I mean, you remember when she was mocked over her bizarre Doritos word salad, right?
And then she went to Atlanta and had twerkers up there.
She paid them $2 million to shake their ass.
Shake that ass.
We're going to get some votes.
It's so because there's nothing.
There's nothing like, you know, nothing like bringing independents over that we're losing, just like twerking, you know, in front of 12-year-old kids.
Wild as ever.
I mean, you remember when she went on that rant and she said, we did DoorDash because I wanted Doritos.
And the red carpet part was about to start and nobody wanted to leave to go to the grocery store.
So it was DoorDash.
So I was willing to give up whatever might be the tracking of Kamala Harris's particular fondness for nacho cheese Doritos for the sake of getting a big bag of Doritos as I watched the Oscars.
That's what she said.
She was so bad.
They would go into 7-Eleven type gas station stores and they would replace every single worker with an actor because she couldn't even walk in and just say, hey, man, what's up?
And just like, you know, you see when Trump goes into McDonald's worker and he's sitting there just bullshitting with the man and laughing and joking.
And his course, nothing's planned, talking to everybody, knows how to talk to people.
He's a regular guy.
And that's what they've been doing.
It's like a 21% approval rate and falling right now.
They're trying all the fake shit.
The one reason they're falling worse than anything besides not having a leader is they're taking all, you know, they're taking the positions of the 10% of the population and the 90% approval of even the Democrats.
They're complaining about Trump sending murderers back.
You know what I mean?
There's nothing.
They're all losing issues by a mile, and they want to shut up about him.
Then they got all these people like Crockett out there with their fake ghetto accent and AOC.
And then they dug Bernie back up.
Great.
And then we got him back.
We assumed his body.
We put a defibrillator on him.
We got him moving again.
He's going to come up there.
Billionaires.
We got to tax the billionaires.
Tax the billionaires.
I mean, God, they don't have no damn game, man.
They're wrecked.
You're so right, too.
I mean, really, when they start turning the Bernie card out, that's sad.
The funniest thing about Bernie, I've been watching that stupid dude for years, that communist, and for years, we got to tax the millionaires and billionaires.
And then they come out with this huge story on 60 Minutes about eight years ago that he was worth four or five million now and he took him taking all this money.
After that, he just dropped the millionaire and just says billionaires now because he's a millionaire.
Well, I mean, so it shouldn't surprise anybody that you've got them from 26% to now 21%, as you kindly pointed out there on CNN.
They will not, yeah, play it.
They will not stop.
No, they won't stop.
Here you go.
One.
Holy Toledo.
Voters' views of the Democrats and Congress among all voters disapprove.
68%.
And look at the approved number.
Just 21%, even lower than the Democratic Party at large.
This is CNN.
It's the lowest on record for Democrats, according to Quinnipiac University polling.
You think these numbers are bad?
Let's go to this side of the screen.
We'll look how Democratic voters feel.
Get this.
The plurality of Democratic voters disapprove of Democrats in Congress at 49%.
And just 40% approved.
Horrible, horrible, horrible.
Oh, my God.
The joints.
Horrible.
Here's a good idea, Democrats.
Start blowing up some Tesla plants.
It's really helping you.
I mean, now they got their little soldiers out there keying Tesla plants, blowing up Tesla plants, doing car bombs, attacking just people driving their car who's trying to get to work who said, hey, I'm going to buy a Tesla two or three years ago before Elon, when Elon was a Democrat.
That's right.
I mean, a lot of leftists own these cars.
I mean, this is what they bought, right?
These are battery-operated vehicles.
Start Blowing Up Tesla Plants00:15:26
This is what they wanted.
This is what they believe in.
And you're all Democrats.
Yeah.
You're all Democrats.
This is why the Democrats.
And then you think this is a good look just going against everything Trump's trying to do.
They're trying to, you know, they're going against corruption.
They're going against just blatantly stealing trillions of dollars every year.
And they're going against that.
And here comes the Democrats.
We don't want them to do that either.
I mean, my God, keep it up.
You're going to have a 6%.
Your party's going to be completely dead.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you're crazy, man.
You don't have any message.
Name something, anybody out there.
We've got tens of thousands of people listening that the Democrat Party does to help a single person.
Everything they do is to just gain power.
Everything.
They want to turn these criminals, right?
These gang members back.
They want their planes to turn around and come back into the United States.
I mean, that's just an idea.
This is after they have raped, murdered, killed people in the United States, our citizens.
I mean, come on, Democrats, really?
They're so bad.
And I'm just glad that they are because they are doing the damage that we couldn't even do to them, truly, by taking these positions that they have.
I mean, this is huge.
God almighty.
They're crazy.
I know.
But, you know, and I've, and how long have I been saying this?
Just don't get mad at them.
I've been saying this for weeks.
And everybody's like, isn't, oh my God, you can believe what they're saying.
Oh, we want them out there.
We don't want Harry Sisson to go away because he was giving women nudes or whatever.
We want him back out there talking again.
We want all these people.
They're, what do I call them?
They're voter repellent.
All their influence, all them little sissy boys.
Yep.
They're all male voter repellent.
It's just like, all you got to do is watch three of them for five minutes, and a male will literally never even think about even a beta male won't even consider voting for a Democrat again.
Let them all talk.
Keep talking.
Keep it O'Crockett out there.
Talk some or ghetto shit.
You can do it, Carol.
Oh, it's just, I mean, really, you just can't even listen.
Well, and the fact that she attacks reporters who are asking her questions, and now she has an investigation that is being looked into her behavior and that whole thing.
They're giving their other, and who's their other hero they love?
That Luigi guy that shot the guy in the back is getting the death penalty now.
Penalty cat.
Yeah, I hope they convict him, and I hope he gets a quick death penalty.
I'd love to see it within the next year.
Wow.
Well, what did he give that other guy?
Exactly.
Oh, my God.
Shot him in the back.
Yeah, and here they come.
He's the CEO of a company, of an insurance company.
He deserves to die.
That's the left.
He did.
A father or two, man, who got a job.
He worked his way up into a company.
And he's walking in the road.
He's just walking down the street.
And then all of a sudden, a bullet goes through his back and kills him.
I mean, I've said this before.
Look at any John Wayne Western.
Look at any of the old black and white movies.
Look at history.
Ever since the gun was invented, what's the most cowardly thing you can do?
And all the Westerns, even shooting somebody in the back was the biggest sin, the biggest coward, the automatic you would get the rope.
Automatic, you get hung back in the West days.
And that was the most cowardish thing in the world to shoot somebody in the back.
Just go up and shoot them in the back.
And if that don't deserve the death penalty, nothing does.
Oh, you know, go up on the street.
That's just an execution for no reason.
It's so true.
That'll wipe the smirk right off his face.
Well, and his supporters.
I mean, the whole thing, the fact that you have got all of these fangirls that are showing up whenever he has a trial date and everything else, it's like the Manson group.
He is not somebody to fall all over.
I can assure you.
I don't care how lonely you are.
There are plenty of people out there that you can find that isn't like this guy.
But President Trump has talked about the death penalty before.
And so.
The left, remember they went nuts over the Boston bomber.
Right.
Right.
So this is really, it's going to be interesting to see how this whole thing turns out.
But you've got Pam Bondi who has said, look, she is definitely going to seek the death penalty for Luigi.
So bye-bye, Luigi.
That's it.
I mean, he's going to have his day in court and go through the system and everything else.
But it's going to be interesting to watch how the left responds to all of that.
As you know, there's going to be appeal after appeal after appeal.
And they're going to get all upset about the whole thing.
But you know what?
In the very end, this man, like you said, shot somebody square in the back.
Guy was just going about his business.
Had no idea that was going to happen that day.
Yeah, you need to make an this is what the death penalty is for.
You got to make an example to someone like this who thinks he can just go up and hey, I don't like, I got an insurance grievance.
I'm just going to go up and execute somebody on the streets in the back.
Yep.
It's so true.
I mean, but this is what you're going to have.
You know, of course, President Trump, this is a great meme.
Let's add some happy little tears because you're going to hear them scream over this.
And there's President Trump painting.
But President Trump has alluded to the death penalty and has said before, you know, I'm not sure if the American people are ready for it yet, but it could be on the horizon.
I think it should be.
I mean, there are crimes that absolutely constitute something like this.
And this is one of them.
So it's going to be a new day.
There's only way, there's only one way that people are going to learn that there are consequences to their actions.
And that is.
I just posted a video from Benny Johnson.
He had a Mark Mitchell the pollster on there and said Signal Gate backfired on the Democrats.
President Trump's approval ratings trended up after it.
Every time.
Every time.
And trust me, there were some Republicans in on that too.
I mean, this is something you see.
The House is out now, right?
They're not voting on anything else this week.
They couldn't get the Republicans to vote on punishing the judge and taking the judge's powers away from trying to be the president.
They didn't have enough votes.
Yep.
Yep.
And so they have another break.
Yeah.
So they don't have the votes because there's always these Republicans, you know, and they just hate Trump.
But that's why we got to get these two Florida people, the two Florida people in there.
And I know Jimmy Petronas personally, he'll be voting ever Trump, you know, his agenda is, he will, it'll be an automatic vote.
Well, and that's another reason why two votes right there.
That's another reason why President Trump had to pull the nomination for Elise Stefanik because he said, hey, look, we've got to have her votes.
We've got to rally around and come together.
We need unity in this party and we need everybody to vote the way we need them to.
And so, of course, he said, look, you know what?
I'm going to have to nominate somebody else.
And I'm sure she was bummed.
I'm sure she would have loved that position.
It would have been exciting for her.
I was screaming from the beginning, stop picking senders and congressmen, man, for these positions.
We got like a half of a person lead here.
Yep.
I mean, there's times you can, there's times you can't.
It's so sad.
I mean, but it's what it is.
And it's because we've got a whole bunch of rhinos.
It's not just about right now.
If they get in there, if they get, she's an automatic win two years from now.
And so if we lose the house, they're going to impeach him every single day over everything again, like they did last time.
It's so true.
So they, I mean, here she could have been the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, and he had to say, I'm sorry, we're going to have to keep you in New York doing what you do.
It's just too important.
But Senator Chuck Grassley did introduce the Judicial Relief Clarification Act to rein in these activist judges.
He was the one that said, Hey, we got to do something about this just because of everybody saying, Hey, we didn't elect these activist judges to have this kind of power.
We voted for President Trump.
81 million people showed up to hand him a mandate.
You got to listen to that.
And then, of course, you've got Elon Musk, who is always, you know, he is so transparent.
That whole thing with Ashley is just wild.
Just trying to mind my own business last night and go to bed early.
And here comes General Hospital.
It is true.
But she started it, man.
She invited somebody.
I'm selling this and I'm selling this, and I made a bunch of derogatory comments about him.
And it's just not going to go well.
No, it's definitely not going to go well.
And of course, she calls the reporters when she has her Tesla.
You know, she's selling it for a hundred grand.
And then he discloses immediately how much money she's not dumb.
She's got some people around her giving her bad advice.
It's just really tactical.
Yeah, and then it's just like, Elon's a counterpuncher like Trump.
Now, he's going to, you're not, he's not going to say anything.
He's going to keep his mouth shut about private business.
And, you know, of most things, he's not just going to come out just swinging at somebody for no reason unless they, but, you know, he'll get pushed and pushed and pushed.
And once he gets pushed so far, he's going to come back and he's going to come back and hit twice as hard.
And that's exactly Trump.
I'm like that.
I don't just attack people on X. Just about all the trolls that ratios because they're attacking me.
It's true.
But this was definitely, if you were up last night and you were just kind of, you know, looking around X and this story pops up, you have Laura Loomer who says gold digger.
And then Laura Loomer starts it.
She starts it.
She's like, gold digger and professional gaslighter Ashley St. Clair was caught on camera outside of her Ritzy Manhattan condo, paid for by her sugar daddy, Elon Musk, selling her $100,000 Tesla.
She said she was gifted to by her Elon Musk during their romantic relationship.
She said she's selling it to make up for $100,000 in alleged cuts to her child support payments from Elon.
She took a jab at Elon Musk, telling people to check the Tesla stock, adding, I'm not the only one cleaning up after Elon's messes.
Ashley, as I reported, has hired an anti-Trump lawyer, a whole group of them, to sue Elon Musk.
He was ordered by the court to take a paternity test.
So here are her comments.
It was totally staged.
I mean, completely.
I'm selling it because I need to make up for the 60% cut that Elon made to our seven children.
Why do you think that he did that?
That's a great question, Brad.
I lost that feeling like he was so vindictive against you in some way.
Yeah, this is not his operanda.
When was the last time that you used no triplets?
I just get to February 13th.
But he's just not responding to it all.
How is the parents going to serve the way he's got it off?
I'm sorry.
You can check the stocks.
I am not the only one.
We're not going to be able to do that.
And again, for somebody to come pick up your car like that, you don't even have to be there.
They'll do it for you.
Well, that's the whole thing.
I mean, she called this so that she could get his attention.
He goes, and he responded to this.
He goes, And then I couldn't even believe there was a response.
And I was like, oh my God, this ain't good.
Well, he said, I don't know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out.
No court order is needed.
Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5 million and am sending her $500,000 a year.
Well, she couldn't let that go.
Okay.
Everybody's like, wow.
She goes, Elon, we asked you to confirm paternity through a test before our child, who you named, was even born.
You refused.
And you weren't sending me money.
You were sending support for your child that you thought was $3 million?
I know.
For a baby?
I mean, they're expensive, but not like that.
She says, until you withdrew most of it to maintain control and punish me for disobedience, but you're really only punishing your son.
It's ironic.
It's ironic that your last effort in court was to try to gag me while you use social media channel you literally own to distribute derogatory messages about me and our child to the entire world.
It's all about control with you and everyone sees it.
America needs you to grow up, you petulant man child.
Oh my god, it's so ridiculous.
If I, if I was advising her and and, and she told me she was going to tweet that i'd say no wow, just don't do anything, just nothing.
I know, but it's just.
This was staged.
She wanted attention.
She doesn't like the silent treatment.
She wants to bring everybody in and say oh, poor Ashley.
Well, when he disclosed that she has been getting all of this money and everything else 2.5 million and 500 000 a year and an apartment I mean, come on now, really I.
I mean, this is a hundred thousand dollar Tesla.
Forty thousand dollar luxury penthouse, 40 grand a month think of that.
I try not to get in the middle of this and i'm not going to get in the middle of it.
I've made a few comments, but man, it's just like, oh, I don't know, but it's so much fun.
It certainly is, Cap.
It just came out of nowhere, too.
You're just like, you know, I was cooking some lasagna last night.
I'm not cooking lasagna.
Yeah, man, cook me some lasagna.
I'm a nice quad.
And here it comes.
Here it is.
As the world.
As the world turns.
As Elon's world turns, because he's everywhere.
I mean, he's everywhere.
Imminent Fraud Allegations00:03:17
And he's talking about it and he's proving it.
He's enjoying himself.
You want to talk about transparency?
This is it.
He drops a bombshell, says that an arrest is imminent today in a massive social security theft that is involving 400,000 stolen identities and financial fraud scheme.
So this was during the tele town hall with Wisconsin voters.
He warned that it was imminent and that it was a huge fraud and that today was the day.
Hoping so.
I mean, this is wild.
When you start talking about how they have used the system to manipulate people, it's unreal.
You've got Elon Musk.
The government has got the thorniest computer problem I've ever seen.
Thousands of systems.
Many of them are very, very old.
Some of the software is older than me.
These projects are just ridiculous, like the project to modernize the IRS system.
It's been going on since 1995.
They keep saying it's five years away at any given point in time.
So he's really trying to fix this whole thing.
I mean, it is so screwed up.
If you've got that many files underground in some kind of weird storage vault, you know that there's a problem.
Definitely.
But I'm not sure if it's.
I know a lot of people were like, is this an April Fool's joke, is it?
And, you know, of course, one has to wait.
I know it's alright today.
You don't never know what's a joke and what isn't.
You really don't.
But one thing that's not a joke, you've got China that stops Hong Kong firm from selling the Panama Canal ports to U.S.-backed, and this is including BlackRock.
You know, this was on the table, and now all of a sudden, China has delayed the $23 billion purchase of dozens of ports across the world, including ports in the Panama Canal.
A U.S. group of investors led by BlackRock, they finalized a purchase of the ports from Hong Kong-based company C.K. Hutchinson prior to the stoppage.
So they're looking into the whole thing.
They're looking into the group over potential violations of antitrust laws.
The investigation has stalled the deal.
It came after President Trump expressed concern that the port in Panama may fall under further influence of Beijing.
The president has said that the control of the canal should be given back to the U.S.
So apparently Chinese president Xi Xinping is angry over the deal struck by BlackRock and C.K. Hutchinson as the Hong Kong-based company did not consult with Chinese government before finalizing the terms.
Trouble.
A little bit of trouble.
Last year's on the move.
Trying to get some, trying to get some, let me see, I'm going to my people to see if there's any new information about the election.
Oh, that election is the biggest thing.
If you are in Wisconsin, you need to be out there voting.
Seriously.
Yeah, man.
You can watch us later.
Anytime, any other time.
Tampon Tim and the FBI00:05:55
You absolutely do.
It's looking really, really, really good in Florida right now, but still keep going.
I hate even saying that because people, ah, I don't want to vote today, man.
We got it in the bag.
Exactly.
You always have to pretend like you are losing the election.
Did you hear this?
Did you hear this news?
We've got my pillow guy, CEO Mike Lindell, is reportedly considering a run for governor of Minnesota in 2026, aiming to unseat Tim Tampon Tim Waltz.
Tampon Tim is going to go down by my pillow guy, I hope.
Man, I named that guy, didn't I?
Good God.
It's so funny because I listen to what the late night shows calling Tampon Tim.
I've listened to Trump calling Tampon Tim.
I've listened to Elon Musk calling Tampon Tim.
You did it.
And I'm like, how came up with that?
You did that.
It's literally his name now.
He can't get away from it ever.
I know it.
Ever.
It's stuck.
It's over.
I mean, that's how I see it now.
It's going to be on his grave.
Damn.
He even looks like one too.
Blah, blah, blah.
Oh, my God.
He could live to be 107 years old and the oldest human on earth.
And he's still somebody 106 is going to say, I remember they got you, Tampon Tim.
Well, Tampon Tim will go down in the history books of who was that that everybody was referring to because, I mean, it's worldwide.
And you did that, Kat.
Boy, it heard him label him like that, too.
I don't care.
People say it doesn't matter and all this shit posting and all these weird names don't matter, but it does.
It does.
I'm telling you.
He's never going to shake it.
These things matter, man, when you label somebody.
And Trump's the king of it, you know, lying to it.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my gosh.
Crooked Hillary.
I mean, that's what works.
It truly does.
Well, there's another thing that's going on right now, and it's long overdue for investigations, accountability, and justice, including perp walks.
We're all waiting for the arrest.
I mean, why are we not seeing arrests?
We're all on the edge of our seats going, hey, arrests.
We got to see them.
And prison sentences.
Well, Catherine Harrods, she had a huge story that broke today.
And it is about the FBI imposing a gag order about Hunter Biden laptop after an employee accidentally confirmed its authenticity to Twitter.
So Schellenberger and you had Catherine Harrods who teamed up with this story.
Newly released internal FBI chat messages reveal that you had a senior bureau official who actively, and a whole bunch of them actively shut down a discussion of the laptop's credibility days before the presidential election.
So these two did a joint investigation.
And you remember that Schellenberger was the one that was revealing all of the Twitter files and how the government was using all of these back channels to communicate with Twitter and Facebook and tell them what to do, which accounts to suppress and everything else.
Well, now all of a sudden, you've got an FBI official who admitted to House investigators that an FBI employee had inadvertently confirmed the authenticity of Hunter Biden's laptop to Twitter on a conference call the morning of October 14th, 2020, the day the New York Post published a story about it.
This is huge.
So now.
So this just happened.
An ICE went into the Boston courtroom and arrested a little alien during the trial, grabbed him, and then the Boston John finds the ICE agent in contempt.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm telling you, between one investigation to another, it's just like, I mean, you don't know where to turn.
I'm lucky I have three screens so I can keep up with some of it all.
But yeah, this is only going to get bigger.
I mean, you've got this Office of General Counsel attorney that was assigned to the Foreign Influence Task Force who stepped in, who said, we will not comment further on this topic.
For the first time, and with the change of the administration, the FBI has now turned over to the GOP House investigators the internal chat messages that showed that the bureau leadership actively silenced its employees.
And they should all be charged with treason, man.
Yes, they should.
Treason.
Yep.
I want to see some of these people go down.
It's time.
It has got to happen.
I mean, this whole, this is a huge story because it's everything that we have been talking about for years now.
I mean, you remember Elvis M. Chan, right?
He was the San Francisco-based FBI agent that was tasked with interacting with social media companies.
There was a gag order on the discussion of Hunter Biden's laptop in a separate exchange.
Chan is told that the official response was no comment.
So they started shutting down accounts all over the place.
Anybody that was talking about Hunter Biden's laptop lost their account.
I mean, that was it.
It was just as bad as anything else that you could mention.
Man, Twitter and others.
I know.
I mean, when you look at, think about what he's done.
Wow.
I mean, I'm talking about from AI to ad shares to spaces to, I don't even know, know how to describe it to everything.
Rolodex Of Possibilities00:15:08
I mean, you literally have a Rolodex of stuff that you can do.
There's things you probably don't even know.
I can't even figure it out.
It changes so damn fast.
But there's so many things that you can do on X now.
And before they just kind of made a place where you could talk, and then they banned conservatives.
And then that's all Jack Dorsey had in his little brain.
That's it.
They couldn't even come up with a damn edit button or figure that out.
I know it.
I mean, they had nothing.
They had no features.
They had nothing.
It is just like this one-stop shop now.
They got X payments.
They got X this.
They got X that.
You got subscriptions page where you can.
I mean, I have a subscriptions page you can go to.
And it's basically how I keep 12 rescue animals.
It costs me $8,000, $10,000 every month.
Yes.
And all the things that we're doing.
And food and toys and this and that.
You want to keep 13 or 14 points rotating pets and you want to keep them healthy and then find new ones and try to do it.
I'm telling you, it's a big, big financial undertaking.
Not only that, it's a big job.
I mean, you are constantly working with those dogs.
I mean, that's a lot of work to have as many as you have.
I've got two little four-pounders, and I mean, I'm chasing them all over the place, and they're chasing me.
I don't know who's in charge here.
I couldn't imagine a dog I could literally just pick up and put where I need.
Here's another hand.
I got them both.
They're just sweet.
Boy, something dug up my yard.
Yes, I know what it is.
It's an Aardvark.
Ooh.
And how did the dogs react?
Did they?
I've got those.
I've got those holes, man, that look kind of square.
They're little.
I'm like hundreds of them.
Oh, my gosh.
And so I know what that is.
that's a possum on the hive shell.
I said aardvark, but I meant armadillo.
Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't get to see things like that where I am.
It's all the concrete jungle.
My animals are a little different than yours.
Very different than yours.
Yeah.
But this is interesting.
I'm in an armadillo.
I don't know where I come lard for.
But an armadillo.
Yeah.
I call them possum on the half shell.
You know, impossums, possums are crazy.
Them armadillos, though, they dig and they just like.
They dig these hose about, I don't know, about a foot deep, but they're only about two inches wide and they dig hundreds of them.
God, they're a pain.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
So I definitely had one in my yard last night.
I know exactly what digs.
You know, possums don't live long.
I think an average possum life expanse, only three or four years.
Do you know that?
I did not know that.
Possums don't have long lives.
Well, you know, I have to be careful because on my balcony, my little dogs are smaller than like a crow, for example.
And I have to make sure that I'm out there with them because they could easily, I mean, one of these birds could easily take away one of my dogs like without a problem.
I mean, that's one of the things you have to be really, I know you don't have that issue, but I have.
Yeah, it's actually, I just looked it up.
It's actually worse than that.
So an opossum in the wilds average lifespans one to two years.
That's it.
Wow.
They just don't live long.
Wow.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, it's just different.
It's just, we're in totally different areas.
It's really nuts.
I mean, you never know what's going on.
You have homeless people pooping all over the sidewalk.
A hawk, an eagle could pick up one of my little puppies.
I mean, it's real easy.
Yeah, right.
I have a peregrine falcons, man.
They come sometimes.
There's 30 flying over my property.
Yep.
They're beautiful, too.
It's true.
I mean, they're beautiful, but I look at my dogs and they're like, they're like an appetizer.
Yeah, they couldn't.
You know, hawks are bad, but owls.
And you have no people don't know how big owls are, like a barn owl.
My God, they're big.
They're so huge.
Yep.
I mean, just today, I let Sweetie and Pete out this morning.
It was real heavy fog during the middle of the day.
And I was having a hard time finding them because you couldn't see 10 foot in front of your face.
And I got acres and acres of fenced in land.
And so I couldn't even find them.
I was walking around.
I saw them sitting.
I knew the way they were sitting.
They had something.
They had something.
They dug up a mole or something.
And then I pulled a leg out of Petey's Sweetie's mouth.
It looked like a rabbit leg or a squirrel leg, but it was just a leg.
It was just a leg.
So she had a leg in her mouth this morning of some.
Oh, mine are so afraid of anything and everything.
I mean, they see a bird.
They're smaller than a bird.
They're smaller than a lot of things.
They're like the size of a frog.
They're big.
They're toy poodles.
For those of you that don't know what I have, I have little toy poodles.
They weigh three pounds.
Yeah, three and a half.
My puppies came out weighing three and a half pounds.
Almost four.
Yeah, we're getting a little happy over them.
Poor sweetie.
They just kept coming.
I was like, please, God, make it stop.
It was like, yeah.
Yeah, I was asking about, you know, how many they usually have?
Oh, you know, she's pretty young.
She's only really, really young to be having.
So usually they only have like three or four, you know, when they're that young.
And here, like, I have, you know, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
And I'm just like, oh, my God, please, for the love of God, stop coming out.
You had a whole deal going on that day.
She had so many nipples.
You had so much fun, though.
You were so proud.
You were the proudest pop of all.
And I was really afraid that you were going to end up keeping them all.
That wasn't going to happen.
But it was great.
It would have been so much, you know, just easier.
And I could have actually enjoyed them being puppies a lot more if there was four.
Right.
But there were so many.
And it was just, you know, just, you're just trying to keep them alive.
And then she got an infection.
I had to bottle feed them.
So you had to bottle feed them every three hours.
And it took me three hours to bottle feed them all.
Because none of them knew how to bottle feed.
So by the time you rotated, it was time to, and it was just, it was brutal.
Oh, but weren't they worth it?
I mean, the pup turds.
They have a birthday coming up, too.
Yeah, June 10th is their third birthday.
I mean, this is what was going on, just so everybody knows, this is what was happening at the Cat Turd Ranch.
I mean, this is what was happening.
Yeah, look at them.
I wish I could have, I did enjoy them.
I wish I could have had more, though.
You know, they look all cute sleeping, and then they wake up and you come back and they've all pooped six times each, and there's nine of them.
So there's 36 piles of poop you got to clean up.
Oh, they're so sweet, though.
Look at how Padrina.
Padrina there.
She's totally brown now.
That's something.
Oh, my gosh.
And then Wiggles.
Remember, I just sent you that picture on how big Wiggles really is?
He's a big, big.
Did you see the size of his head?
His head is huge.
I tried to send.
So I'm never in the picture.
And so, and I think I just sent it to subscribers.
But I sent a picture of actual him like with his head in front of me.
And everybody's going, oh my God, I had no idea how big he was until you sent me this picture.
Even the other ones that were, you know, him kind of beside me, you can't tell.
But that one you could tell.
His head is at least three times the size of my head.
He's got the biggest head and jaws.
I mean, he's scary.
He is a yeah, and he's got massive jaws and massive jaws, kind of like the pit bull, man.
If he ever, I mean, and then he's dominant.
That's why I can't put him and Petey together.
Well, look, I've got him up here with you, and his head is bigger than yours.
Yeah, that, yeah, that's not the one that showed us how big his head was, though.
Let me see.
I think I've got another one in here.
Yeah, that's kind of hiding half his head.
Where's the other one?
I just can't believe it.
He got that big.
I don't think I posted it.
I sent it to you on text.
Let me go see.
I've got so many texts of us.
Oh, my gosh.
Especially lately here.
I'm going to be scrolling for quite some time, but they are so cute.
Who would have ever thought they would have gotten this big?
I mean, cat, they're like huge.
It's so funny.
Now, you know, Smiles was big.
They're big.
He towered over the other dogs.
So they got all their size.
And Sweetie is little.
So they're all, I mean, all of the except for socks, but all the dogs are way bigger than their mom.
They tower over their mom.
I mean, to think that they were just, you know, my little boy's size.
And now, all right, I've got it.
Hang on a second.
Let me grab this one.
This one really shows it.
You're right.
This one is totally, it absolutely shows how big they are.
I mean, it's hard to believe.
Monkey's big, but man, Wiggles, that dude's got a head on him.
He does.
I mean, I just could not believe it when I saw how big they actually got.
Because I never take a picture with me with them.
So you just see them like in the grass or something by a tree.
Let me grab this one.
It's wild.
I remember even thinking, oh, I want one.
And you were like, there is no way you are off limits on something like that living in Hollywood.
Yeah, man.
Look at this.
Yeah.
Look at this.
Yeah, if you want to see how big Wiggles really is, look at that picture right there.
Look at Wiggles next to Monkey.
I mean, look at that.
Look at the two.
And Monkey is big too.
So to see this.
Look at that head.
What a beautiful, what beautiful dogs, though.
Yeah, God, he's big.
Wow.
The great part about Wiggles is you don't have to bend over to pet him.
You don't have to break your back.
He's just like, you don't even have to bend over.
He just comes over to you.
Just pet him.
He's your size.
Exactly.
You just put your arm around him.
Like, okay.
He likes to jump up.
He used to like to jump up and put his paws on my shoulders and look me in the face.
I mean, he's that big, and I'm 6'1.
And now, I just, no, I can't take the weight of it, man.
He's so, I mean, he's way over 100 pounds.
They are.
He's got a head the size of Houston, Texas.
Look at that.
I mean, but what hands.
I mean, just beautiful dogs.
I mean, they really are.
And to think they were this big.
I just, that, to me, it's just amazing.
I mean, they were just the size of that.
That's monkey.
The reason I took that picture, that picture in particular right there, the reason I took that picture, and of course she had the little tongue.
But that was the first, she was the first one of the non-puppies to open her eyes.
So that's the first time I got to see her, any of the eyes on any of the dogs, which drives you crazy after two or three weeks.
But that's the first time.
Oh my God, she's opening her eyes.
I got to get a picture of it.
So Monkey was the first one to open her eyes.
And that was the first time she did it right there.
Oh, my gosh.
What a sweet little baby.
And you had no idea which ones you were going to pick at the very beginning.
And she's scary, man.
She sleeps so hard.
You think she's dead sometimes.
So she scares me.
I'm telling you, there's times I go in in the morning to wake her up and she's sleeping and I can scream as loud as I can and she won't wake up.
And I can go over there and shake her.
And it takes me about 30 seconds of shaking her to wake her up.
She sleeps that hard.
Oh, that is so amazing.
I've never seen an animal sleep as hard as she does.
And she's been like that ever since she was a puppy.
So you always think she's dead every morning when you get up before you can get her.
She won't wake up, man.
She sleeps like a, and she'll go out in the middle of the, and lay down in the shade and you'll just be looking around the problem.
You think she's dead and you'll get right out of the bar and go, and she won't even, and she just sleeps, man.
Wow.
That dog can sleep like a rock.
Well, Julie's a little bit more.
Let me get Wiggles, for God's sake.
I know.
That is just amazing to me.
But Giorgio, you know, he's the smallest of both and he's about 3.8 pounds and he snores.
I think because he's so small, he just snores.
I haven't weighed Wiggles in a year.
Oh, I bet.
I don't have no way to weigh him, but he was 110 the last time I weighed him a year ago.
I bet he's 130 now.
Easy.
I mean, look at that.
And I remember the whole fur.
We were like, where's all of this fur coming from?
Well, yeah, so Smiles was furry like that.
But it was just, he was, you know, abandoned for so long.
And he was, his coat was always just matted down.
Like it was just matted.
No matter how many times I gave him a bath, I never could get the fluff out.
Just try it.
You know, it just seemed like it was always matted down.
But he was fluffy when the first day you, because he liked to roll in the mud, but the first day I give him a bath, he was fluffy like that.
But he was, he was, he did not like to be clean, man.
He hated it.
So anytime you watched him, man, he'd go out.
First thing you'd do is just go row in mud.
He didn't like his hair fluffy.
He wanted matted down.
Oh, he, you know what?
Smiles and that side eye just people still talk about look at monkey.
She was black when she was born.
Remember, yeah, solid black.
She had a little bit of you know in her face and a little bit underneath, like, but she was black.
They were so cute.
I mean, they, and you were exhausted, but you, you were excited too.
I mean, you absolutely had such a great time with them.
And I'll never forget.
It was, I think it was one of the first times I went on the air by myself without you because that was happening at the same time.
And you're like, I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to join you today.
I'm like, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Because you were having puppies.
Well, not you, but of course, sweetie was having puppies.
But they were so sweet.
And before you know it, I mean, here you had a ranch already full of dogs, and then you had a whole litter full.
Yeah, you had to keep everybody separate.
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It's pretty cool.
It's pretty cool.
It's pretty cool, but I don't want to do it again.
Look at this little banana toy.
I mean, they carry this around in their mouth now.
It's like no big deal.
And look how little they were next to that.
Those old wings.
So cute.
O-wings, something else, boy.
And then the cats and everything else.
And don't forget, cat, I hate to tell you, but this is springtime.
This is when you get new animals that arrive on your ranch and somehow they become members of the family.
I have a red tom cat that has been coming out of the woods since it was a kitten.
I almost grabbed it when it was a kitten, but it was real feral.
I almost one time grabbed it that I tried to catch and just didn't give up.
And I've been feeding that cat every night for four years now, and it still is alive with all them coyotes and all the wolves and everything else around there and bears.
And it's every single night comes out and eats, man.
And you can't get near this cat.
This cat is so feral.
You might as well just go out there and try to catch an eagle or something.
Oh my gosh.
But it's, I've fed that cat for four years.
It's tough, man.
And it's, and it's huge, man.
I'm talking about 25, 30 pounds.
It looks like a bobcat almost.
Wow.
No telling what you're going to have this year.
I mean, every single year, there's something that comes on over to the ranch.
I can't handle no more.
I'm done.
I don't know.
I mean, look how cute this is.
Straight out a cat turd ranch.
You even were dressing them.
I mean, this was amazing to me.
I had major influence here.
Hello.
I remember when I was telling you.
Yeah, that was the, they brought me those.
Oh, is that what happened?
The people who bought, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, they bought those for all the puppy turds, the ones that kept those two.
So Wings and Pirate.
Oh my God.
I think that is the cutest picture.
I loved this.
Oh, they were so much fun.
They still are.
I mean, but you said that mine, I shouldn't even bring them around yours because mine are so small that they would think that they were a treat.
No, you couldn't.
Yeah, I couldn't.
They're so amazing.
All right, you.
So you ready to go?
Yeah, we're 10 minutes over.
All right.
All right.
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