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NO SHARED WAR PLANS | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 769 – 3/25/2025
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Hello, today is Tuesday, March 25th, episode number 769.
Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are here with Jules Jones to start Cat Turds.
Phone completely died on him.
So he's trying to get a new one and he's trying to get set up.
So we're going to go ahead and get started.
But you know, there's always something in the litter box happening.
But I'll tell you, not as exciting over here as it is over there in Washington.
So Trump defends Mike Walsh and he says that he has learned his lesson.
Just so everyone knows, we absolutely named today's show No Shared War Plans.
And we named it that for a reason.
We knew that the left was going to take off with a narrative and start trying to act as if there were all kinds of holes in the Trump administration and everything else.
There's still a lot of questions that everyone has, but President Trump has officially put an end to the speculation that sensitive war plans were compromised.
After it was revealed that far left Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg was mistakenly added to a private group chat involving military deliberation,
So, he came out with this story, and this whole thing came out yesterday, and we're talking about the Atlantic.
Now, for those of you who don't know about The Atlantic, this is Steve Jobs' wife, Lauren Powell, who runs this thing.
And she is about as far to the left as you can get.
In fact, on Cat Turd's page, he did a great job of pointing out who her friends are.
One of them is, of course, Madam Maxwell.
There are pictures of those two together.
And so you can...
You can kind of see the crowd that she runs with.
But the Trump administration knew that this was going to be a big deal.
They jumped on it immediately to put an end to it because everybody was upset.
Here's the picture.
The owner of The Atlantic, Lauren Powell.
This is, of course, Madam Maxwell.
So when President Trump did speak to NBC News on Tuesday, he admitted that the group text was real, so that was pretty much confirmed.
But he reaffirmed that his trust in Mike Walsh was definitely there, despite what the far-left media has tried to frame as a catastrophic security breach.
So basically what happened...
Goldberg was added to Signal and it's a Signal chat.
It kind of works like the different communications behind the scenes situations that you have like on Discord or some of the other programs or Telegram where off the radar you can have a conversation for those of you that don't know.
You know what's funny?
I didn't know about it either until I had to use it.
We lost our accounts on social media.
So that was the first time that I was able to do that.
But it looks like I have got captured.
Hey! How are you?
How's your new phone?
I can barely hear you.
I don't have my app set up or anything.
I'm lucky I'm here.
I can hear you great, but you definitely sound like you're on the telephone.
I don't know how.
I'm connected to my...
My system.
It sounds a little different than normal, but we can work with this.
Well, I'm not on the app.
I had to call in.
No biggie.
No problem.
I'm glad you're here.
Hello. God, for the morning.
Tell me about it.
I know.
It's always so good.
Yeah, so I was out doing some stuff today, and I didn't want to get a new phone until, like, after the show, but then my...
My scrolling started messing up where I couldn't scroll.
I've been needing a new iPhone.
It's like three or four years old and I've been banging it to death.
So I was just like, I was actually coming down here to do the show in the parking lot and then after the show I was going to go in and get it because it takes a while for all these apps to load, you know, especially when you're not on Wi-Fi.
Right. So I was just like trying to tweet and some of my scrolling completely broke.
It's been really slow and lagging and it just broke.
I thought, "Oh my God."
Well, we thought that it was going to give out on you a couple of months ago, actually.
I'm surprised it lasted this long because you were talking about the cord and you were talking about the connection and we were having trouble a little...
You know, it wasn't that long ago when it was on our show and you said, hey, you know what?
I think there's something wrong with this phone.
So I kind of figured that it was only another time.
Yeah, I haven't even figured this thing out yet.
And all my apps, which will never load.
I mean, I got it connected to my truck real fast and then all these apps, which the Zoom app allows me to talk on it, you know, the right way and stuff.
And all that stuff just says waiting because it's never going to do it without Wi-Fi.
Exactly. So I'm kind of screwed, but I'm just glad to be here.
Oh, I'm so glad you are.
And here's the thing.
I mean, don't worry about it.
Everybody says that they can hear you loud and clear.
So that's good.
And so we can go on.
By the way, I can't see the show or the videos.
Probably not.
I was stripped down bare naked today.
Well, then you're missing, you know, you've got Madam Maxwell in a bikini and Lauren Powell in a bathing suit next to each other.
I mean, hey, you're not missing anything.
Man, what a great date.
I'm not able to see.
Exactly. I figured.
Yeah, I figured as much.
We were just talking about the whole situation, what happened with Signal and that whole lowdown and why we named the show what we did, basically, because the left is trying to spin it as if there was some kind of,
you know, leak in President Trump's.
We've got the Republican Senate.
Why are they even allowing a hearing on it?
Just say it wasn't nothing.
There was no security breach and go on.
You would think, but they're hanging on to this.
Yeah, so the Republicans have done nothing for three months while Trump's ruling the world.
They've not codified or solidified any of his executive orders.
They've done nothing he's asked to do.
The only thing they did is a continuing resolution in three months.
And so the first thing they finally do is throw a hearing to try to dog Trump out.
I just don't get it, man.
They suck at having the gavel.
Well, you do get it when you start to realize how they are trying to undermine this administration and how Washington D. Sleaze works.
And even people that you think that are on your side, they definitely are not.
And so a lot of people are saying, hey, are they trying to get rid of NSA Mike Waltz, who invited or his team did the far left media hack into private White House Signal Group?
Well, President Trump is standing next to him saying no.
And of course...
It's a nothing burger.
It is.
There's nothing there.
There was nothing that was disclosed.
I mean, if anything, this was very heroic what actually happened.
It just proves they're really on it.
It happened.
There was no leaks to anything.
It happened as planned.
Nothing went astray.
Unlike, let's say, getting 13 people killed and leaving Americans behind that are still getting raped and tortured in Afghanistan, completely embarrassing the world, and leaving $84 billion, billion with a B, worth of weaponry.
Well, between that and Benghazi, my goodness.
I mean, here you go.
Again, this all goes back to when the left were in control, whether it be Hillary Clinton in charge of the operation, or whether you have Biden, or if you have Obama behind the scenes.
Those are missions that absolutely failed, that deserve to have a meeting, a hearing, rather, right away.
Well, Caroline Levitt came out yesterday immediately and said, Jeffrey Goldberg is well known for his sensationalist spin.
Here are the facts about his latest story.
One, no war plans were discussed.
Two, no classified material was sent to the thread.
It has provided guidance on a number of different platforms for President Trump's top officials to communicate as safely and efficiently as possible.
As the National Security Council stated, the White House is looking into how Goldberg's number was inadvertently added to the threat.
Thanks to the strong and decisive leadership of President Trump and everyone in the group, the Houthi strikes were successful and effective.
Terrorists were killed, and that's what matters most to President Trump.
So this was very successful.
It was a big mission.
They were able to get in there and get the job done.
But yet you've got the left and rhinos that are just carrying on like a bunch of cackling hens in the back.
So sick of them.
Anything to drag down this administration.
I know.
And it's just that they don't do anything to help them.
And then something comes along to hurt them.
Let's get everybody up there It's a
murder Nobody gives a crap Nobody cares Nothing happened Nothing's gonna happen
Exactly. Exactly.
But this is, I mean, if this is what they have, this is their big...
They're big, you know, nothing.
They're big moves.
Right. Then, hey, you know what?
I'll take it any day.
She had to reemphasize what she said again yesterday because you've got them all saying in a brief interview, POTUS tells me he has confidence in Mike Waltz, 47, after the Atlantic Signal story yesterday.
Michael Waltz has learned a lesson and he's a good man, is the quote.
Caroline jumped right on on that one and she said as I said yesterday the president continues to have confidence in his national security team including Mike Waltz stories claiming otherwise are driven by anonymous sources
who clearly do not speak to the president and written by reporters who are thirsty for a scoop done deal
We're out well.
I can't use my X app, but I can actually get on X now.
Oh, wow.
Things are improving in your world.
I can't really listen to the show live, though, with the way it works.
But I can at least tweet some and look at X while I'm on the show.
Oh, that's cool.
No, no worries.
God, these new iPhones.
God dang, they're expensive.
Well, they're expensive.
And whenever you change something like that, whenever I change it, I know it takes forever to get used to it and to load it and to get it working the way you're used to it working.
I know.
It's a real bummer.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I know.
And then I was rushed.
But then I got all the way out here and I was five minutes.
And then my Shure Microphone little mobile podcast system.
My cord didn't work anymore, so I had to go not only buy another cord, but I had to find another adapter to the cord to make that.
Oh, no.
I mean, here's the thing.
You're not coming in on your microphone, just so you know.
You're coming in through your phone.
I can hear it, though.
I can hear it for some reason.
Yeah, because I'm missing your microphone.
So what I have that I'm reading...
I'm going to mess with some stuff and tell me if it comes on while we're talking.
No problem.
I mean, we're here for you.
No big deal.
We all know what this is like.
I especially do because of all the equipment I have to change out on this show constantly and then I have to learn from scratch every single time.
It's like this learning curve for me.
No wonder I have trouble because I'm constantly having to learn a new way of doing things or a new route to take or what have you.
What was yesterday is no longer today.
So believe me, you have my sympathies.
Just so everybody knows why you're playing around with that.
Here's just an idea of the Atlantic and what they do.
You've got the Atlantic politics and it makes more great follow.
He says in defense of naked Joe Biden.
Again, another headline.
Hello. Another one, ideas.
Stay alive, Joe Biden.
The Democrats need Little from the front runner beyond his corporal presence.
Then you've got Run Joe Run!
Why Democrats Need a Biden Candidacy.
Forget Elizabeth Warren.
What the Democrat Party and the nation need is a real debate between Hillary Clinton's interventionalism and the vice president's restraint.
Then you've got another one.
WTF? Leave Biden alone.
Then another one here, Joe Biden's dating advice for girls.
Oh, that's one you definitely should skip unless groping is in there.
You've got Biden who gets China.
It says Biden's next big project.
You know, recognizing that Chinese Vice President Xi Jinping will be China's president in waiting through much of 2012.
The White House will move Vice President Joe Biden to the helm of the Obama administration's U.S.-China policy.
This is who we're talking about.
The Atlantic.
It's a joke.
I know.
Please. Biden tells third graders Obama is really cool because that's who he talks to.
That's his crew.
That's his tribe.
Our third graders, as you all know.
Joe Biden, crazy like a fox?
I mean, this is just an idea of what we've got here.
Please. So when I saw this story yesterday, it was just almost unanimous that we were going to name it.
Something to do with this title to stop all of the stuff from going on.
But the left is losing it, Kat.
I mean, they really are.
This whole thing, you're just watching them in front of your eyes demise.
It's bad.
Oh, I know.
And they're so dumb, they still can't figure out that Teslas have cameras on.
They can't figure it out.
It's been in the news for two weeks, and they still can't figure it out.
They're going to prison.
Hopefully. I know.
Some of these are professional people.
They've lost their mind.
And do they look at themselves and say, you know what?
I've got to stop here and think about this for a minute.
This is unbelievable to me.
I'm being a dumbass.
Yeah. I've got to stop this.
I mean, isn't it registering 20 years in the clank and possibly a one-way trip to El Salvador if things don't go as well as they hoped?
I mean, there's old ladies out there keying Teslas now.
I saw the one on your page.
I went, what is going on here?
I really don't understand.
Put her in prison.
You think I give a damn?
I know.
This was the wildest thing ever.
This happened in Berkeley, California.
And the Cybertruck gets keyed.
And she's got, I don't know if she's skiing.
I don't know if this is part of her exercise routine.
I mean, it is Berkeley, just so everybody knows.
But check out this little bit of footage.
Here she is.
She's doing her little walk with two walkers, right?
I mean, she's older.
She's looking around the bushes.
She's got her blue blockers on.
Making the rounds.
Doing her thing.
This is at a private resort.
Alright? So, private parking lot.
Here's a Tesla right here, too, by the way.
Then she goes up to the car.
And she starts riding on it.
Keying in.
Yep. Well, I mean, what kind of pleasure would somebody get out of this?
I don't understand why you're hearing me on the phone, but I'm hearing on my headset and my microphone, everything's perfect.
Trying to figure out what the hell I'm doing here.
Yeah, you're not coming through.
I think it's just because the app is not downloaded yet.
That's it, probably.
Remember, we had this when we first set you up?
Until we actually...
This is the reason I used my phone until it was just...
The ugliest, dirtiest, scratched-up piece of shit you could ever imagine.
Oh, those are the best.
I didn't want to go through all these.
I didn't want to go through all this again.
No, those are the best.
I mean, you know them.
Even though they take longer and they don't have all of the different things.
I mean, I think I've got an 11. I've got something really old.
I don't just change.
It's going to be something really great to get me to change because I don't have time to learn.
And by the way, when you sent me an invite, I couldn't do it.
I had to write down all those thousand numbers and call in and punch them all in manually to get in there.
Oh, that's funny.
Thank God I had a pen in my truck because it was like 65 numbers.
Well, Kat, I have no idea when you sent me a text that you were having a problem because it just all of a sudden popped up.
And I was like, wait a minute, because you were asking me to send it to you earlier.
And I was like, I don't know when you sent this, but I'm just getting it right now.
And I have sent you.
I know.
I have no idea.
But it'll happen.
I mean, it'll all start working.
Yeah. On my end, it sounds really good.
My microphone's working.
Everything's working.
My microphone.
Fabulous. Well, that's good.
I can hear you.
You just sound like you're on the phone.
You're not like on the mic.
Yeah, it's okay.
This is the best I've ever heard myself.
How is everybody else here?
Does it still sound like I'm way in the background to everybody?
I think a lot of people say that they can tell that you're on the phone.
It sounds like Kat is in a tunnel.
That's what they say.
So I do my show on the phone every day, so that don't mean much.
All my shows are on my phone.
I don't ever do a show from a computer because I can't.
I don't have a signal there.
Right. But the difference is you normally have a mic that's hooked up.
And so they say that you sound...
Yeah, my mic's hooked up and it's working inside my headset.
That's why I'm wondering why it's not going out.
Interesting. Well, we'll definitely fix it.
The good news is you're here and you're not RoboTurd.
Do you remember the first couple of shows?
You were RoboTurd.
That's where RoboTurd came from.
Embarrassing. When we first started, okay, just so everybody knows, all right, we started from absolute scratch.
No one here had a background in broadcasting or engineering or any of that stuff.
We just started doing shows and we kind of had to learn with all of you in the chat telling us what sounded good, what didn't, what was, anyway, long story short, fast forward, here we are.
Can you hear me worse or better?
Can you hear me better or worse now?
You sound about the same to me.
I think you sound more like you're on speakerphone.
That's, yeah, so I just put it on my truck Bluetooth instead of, I mean, if you can't hear me anyway, well, I connect with all this crap.
Exactly, you're good.
Can you hear me just as good, though?
Oh, I can hear everything you're saying.
They said you sound more tinny now, like a tin can.
But you're okay, but we're probably worse for some, better for some.
You know, no one's ever going to agree.
And everybody has an opinion.
That's why we're here.
And now I don't hear anything at all.
Now I hear...
Okay, Kat, you got something going on.
Whatever you're doing isn't working.
I hear a whole bunch of muffling.
I'm going to mute you for a sec, and you're going to have to ask to unmute.
All right.
Let me see here.
Yeah, you had something going on.
Now you're unmuted.
Now I don't hear you at all.
Okay, so we'll wait until you hop back in here.
Alright, so again, this reminds me of how it all began.
Go back in history and this is how it all started.
So we will see what happens with him.
I'm sure he's going to jump back in any minute, but we'll just continue on until he re-emerges from the box.
But it is definitely interesting.
I mean, we've had a whole bunch of things, especially this story.
The left has been waiting for something to come out so that they could actually go after President Trump and his administration.
The thing is, President Trump is standing behind them 100%.
You also have Kash Patel, who talks about why he laid low a little while in the very beginning, which is what a lot of them should have done.
There are a lot of things to uncover and to get to the bottom of.
He laid out his top priorities in the first TV interview after being sworn in as FBI director.
And he said, look, I totally wanted to stay radio silent for the first month, just laser focused on restoring the law and law enforcement, the credibility and trust of the American people.
He gets it.
He's well aware that no one trusted his department.
If anything, everybody was saying, hey, you know what?
It's time to just scrap it and start all over again.
But this was a fantastic interview.
I'm going to go ahead and play it while we're waiting on Kat so you can check it out.
And he joins us now.
Welcome, Director Patel.
Thank you for joining us.
You've been on the job for about a month now.
So tell us what you've seen and what you've learned.
Well, Trey, it's great to be with you.
And I wanted to stay radio silent for the first month, just a laser focus on restoring law enforcement and the credibility and the trust of the American people and getting the weaponization out of there.
And in order to do that, you need a strong Department of Justice.
And we have a courageous leader in Attorney General Pam Bondi and her team over there.
And we have to remind the folks in the American public that the FBI reports to the Department of Justice.
And the FBI does not make prosecutorial decisions.
We investigate based on lawful predications anywhere the What facts lead us?
And we work with our partners at DOJ.
So that collaboration has been absolutely brilliant to set the new foundation for the FBI that we want to see serve the American people.
And that's what we've been focusing on, is restoring the trust through the chain of command and through great leaders like PAM and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanch and Paydak Emil Bome.
All right, Director, you've been very intentional about moving agents out of D.C. and back into the field, which is where they really ought to be.
Why is that important to you?
Well, Trey, you know, this is my first media appearance since taking the job, and I'm glad that it's on your wonderful show.
And what I want to do is highlight for the American public that there's 38,000 employees at the FBI.
If you take the National Capital Region, as the folks around Washington D.C. call it, the 50-mile radius around Washington D.C., we have 11,000 employees for the FBI in that 50-mile radius, give or take.
And a third of the crime does not happen in this region.
A large portion of one of my priorities, fighting violent crime, crushing narco-traffickers, stopping fentanyl overdoses, is happening in any town USA across this country.
And they need resources in the form, not just of money, but manpower.
So we're going to reorient our assets in Washington.
We're going to look at it strategically as we've been doing the last month and send our agents and analysts and SOS operatives into the field to take on this violent crime explosion that has occurred over these last four or five years.
and to make sure that every state and every county, be it in my hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada, or up in Montana or in Kansas or Iowa,
or Maine is all safe and secure.
And the best way to do that is through a proper show of force with the FBI men and women who do this job so courageously every day out in the streets fighting crime.
All right.
He is fantastic.
We could not be luckier than to have Kash Patel.
His credentials are through the roof.
And that's the thing.
A lot of people don't even know how skilled he actually is.
President Trump...
Chose him for a reason, as he did every single one of the members on his team.
So it's going to be really interesting.
You've got a lot of things that are happening behind the scenes.
You have, of course, this Mahmoud Khalil.
He failed to disclose connections to UNRWA.
This was a huge deal on his visa application.
And this is from the DOJ.
So the leader of the anti-Israel protest at Columbia University withheld information about his involvement with the UN relief and works agency for Palestine refugees, UNRWA, when
he applied.
That alone...
Tells a big part of this story.
The new accusations against Khalil come after Columbia student had his visa revoked by the Trump administration, was detained by the Department of Homeland Security, and now is facing deportation.
The DOJ said that Khalil, he fraudulently applied for his student visa because he did not disclose his membership in certain organizations.
Now, just so a lot of people know, This guy was the one that was blocking Jewish students from even getting to class.
He wants all of the things that America has to offer, all of the freedoms, but they don't apply to him when he's on a visa.
So, the fact that he lied, he did not disclose his membership in certain organizations, such as the URWA, per the Washington Post, and you have them who have, they have been stripped from tens of millions in funding for aid from the United States after reporting showed that staffers at the agency were involved in the October 7th attacks on Israel and have links to terrorism.
So you have the left that set up all of these protests, even entered Trump Towers, right in front of there, right in front of...
President Trump's Trump Towers, they went in and they were protesting the fact that we were sending this guy back.
Well, the more that you hear, the worse it gets.
So, the DOJ also has alleged that Khalil did not disclose that he worked in the Syria office of the British Embassy in Beirut, Lebanon.
He is also a member of Columbia University, which the DOJ also said was not revealed in his application.
So, since he's been detained, there's been an outcry, of course, from the left surrounding speech protections and his lawyers have argued that he was illegally targeted for deportation over his activist activities at Columbia University.
And, of course, they don't apply to him.
So the interesting thing is that the left is learning that this whole thing, even people that weren't paying attention before, independents and Republicans are learning that this whole thing has just been nothing but a setup using our taxpayer money.
Now they don't have that anymore and so they are starting to...
We've got the breaking news from yesterday.
I'm sure a lot of you all were celebrating, as we were, that President Trump ends Secret Service protection for former D.H. head Alejandro Mayorkas.
Oh my gosh, this fool.
Should I say it this way?
The former impeached D.H.S.
head, Alejandro.
Mayorkas, because he was impeached, as you all recall.
So the president has also ended the Secret Service protection for Hunter Biden, Ashley Biden, and the children of the former president, and has ended it for this guy.
So President Trump knows who these people are, and now all of a sudden, if they need protection, they can protect themselves.
Well, the gravy train is over.
You have the HUD Secretary, Scott Turner, who ends all taxpayer-funded housing for illegals.
I know a lot of you are celebrating this.
I know I am.
I mean, seriously, if you live in Los Angeles and you walk through one of these homeless embankment camps that are on both sides of the sidewalk and you have to decide, okay, is it safer to walk?
in LA traffic or go through the sidewalk and you clearly decide that without question you'd rather walk in LA traffic something's wrong all right so Finally, we've got the HUD Secretary,
Scott Turner, who announced that he partnered up with DHS Chief Kristi Noem to end taxpayer-funded housing for illegal aliens.
So that means no more highfalutin hotels in New York, right, paying our taxpayer money to make sure that we pick up their bill.
So you have Scott Turner who came out with this announcement and he said exactly this.
Today, we ended taxpayer funding housing for illegal aliens, proud to partner with Secretary Noem to ensure illegal aliens cannot exploit programs
Well, a lot of people now want to know, how many did we house?
How much has it cost the taxpayers?
There's got to be follow-up.
There's got to be reports on all of this.
We need to make sure that no one ever votes for a Democrat ever again.
That's the goal anyway.
So we're going to see how that rolls.
Now you've got Trump DOJ who invokes the state secrets privilege tells Judge Bozberg it will provide him absolutely no more information on deportation flights.
Trump DOJ invokes state secrets privilege tells Judge Bozberg it will provide him no more info on deportation flights at all.
Does not matter what he tries to exercise.
This was absolutely huge.
They basically are starting to play 3D chess and we are here to watch it firsthand.
It's awesome.
They are now using the powers that we gave President Trump to make sure that we bow down to no one.
They are outwitting them, outplaying them, and outclassing them.
So the Trump administration...
Tells the judge in the Alien Enemies Act case that it will provide him no more information regarding the flights and is exercising the state secret doctrine.
So that is what they are doing.
I think it's awesome.
It is awesome.
We know exactly how to go after these people.
President Trump and his nominee, you've got the next CDC director after the Rhinos took over his first pick.
So after you had...
A lot of rhinos again.
This is the thing.
We've got to really focus on getting rid of the Murkowskis and the Collins and the others because they are standing in the way of greatness.
They do not care about their constituents.
They obviously are not hearing us loudly or clearly enough.
So it is time for them to be replaced.
President Trump, he has now nominated Dr. Susan Monterey to serve as the next CDC director.
Well, anything will be an improvement considering what we had the last time around under Biden.
So she is the nominee.
She is going to serve as the director of the CDC and Prevention.
Dr. Monterey brings decades of experience, championing innovation, transparency, and strong public health systems.
She has a PhD from the University of Wisconsin.
She has postdoctoral training in microbiology and immunology from Stanford University School of Medicine.
So, we've got somebody here that is going to take the place of this horrible...
I just have a horrible memory of this woman, the Rochelle Walensky.
You remember her.
I mean, without any...
She just thought she ran the world.
I mean, she was queen in what she says goes.
She acted independently and signed an order.
No congressional authority was needed, and that had to do with the 60-day...
I mean, this person led the CDC and almost ran it into the ground along with businesses and everything else.
So the Supreme Court finally struck down Walensky's unconstitutional moratorium, but Walensky previously admitted to Congress that vaccinated people can spread the COVID virus.
So this was after she said that the vaccine misinformation was one of the biggest health threats.
This woman couldn't get it right, even if you...
Tried. All right.
We're going to try to bring Cat Turd back.
I hope we get him.
Hey! Am I here?
Yes, you are here.
Am I here?
Yes. Can you hear me?
Good. Yeah, I can hear you fine.
I can hear myself fine.
I just don't know why nobody else can hear me.
That's okay.
No, they can hear you.
They could hear you, but you just sounded like you were in a tin can.
Different than what you normally sound like.
Well, I think it's just because the app is not downloaded yet.
Yes. It's so good to have you in here, though.
We're just bumbling through the news.
I have no idea what you've been talking about.
I just about gave up.
I was in here like, God damn it!
I could feel it.
I was sitting here texting you, too.
And then I thought, you know what?
There's nothing worse than somebody nagging you when you're trying to figure something out.
Sitting here trying everything.
I know.
And I can't make this phone download its stuff because I'm not on Wi-Fi right now.
So anyway.
Well, you do sound better.
I need a Xanax the size of a chicken egg right now.
Well, don't let this worry.
You're amongst friends in here.
This is the littermates in me.
Oh my gosh, no.
You're in the right company for this.
This is what we do.
So we've just been going through it all, basically.
Just kind of covering the things.
So let me guess.
Democrats suck.
Yep. We're going to make sure they never get elected again.
President Trump and Elon Rock.
It's so true.
They do, too.
What do they even stand for anymore, really?
Their whole thing is, do they ever talk about helping Americans?
That's what I want you to listen to everything they say, Chuck Schumer, everything.
They never sit up there.
It's all about, we've got to stop Trump from this, and we've got to protect government workers, and we've got to protect big government.
We've got to protect this.
They never, ever say anything.
They don't have any policies, number one, to help you at all.
That's right.
And then you got Jamie Crockett up there slapping reporters and grabbing their iPhones and then making fun of, you know, calling, what's she calling?
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, oh, that was so obnoxious.
I've got it over here somewhere.
You know what?
I cannot stand that Crockett woman.
She is just a total disgrace.
And she's a fake.
She's a total phony.
She's a total rich kid worth $9 million trust fund, baby.
Raised proper into all the college.
Private school.
Yeah, private schools all the way through when she was young.
You know, all the way through the big Ivy League schools.
And then she gets out there acting like she's in the movie Boys from the Hood.
It's all fake.
She's such a fake piece of crap, man.
Low life.
She made fun of...
The governor of Texas to be in a wheelchair.
Yeah, she said, so we out in these hot-ass streets with the hot wheels governor who's a hot-ass mess, and this is exactly what she said.
Quote, we out in these hot-ass streets with a hot-ass governor.
Oh, and then when she gets off, pass the caviar, please.
It's a great coupon.
Yeah, great coupon.
Could you get me my Rolls Royce?
I mean, it's just, and that's the Democrat Party, and they've got nothing.
They're ruling out Bernie Sanders.
He's 115 years old.
And she attacked a reporter, one of Laura Loomer's people on the ground, just absolutely ripped the phone from his clutches.
If you or I did that, we'd be in jail.
Oh, you better believe we would be in jail in two seconds flat.
We wouldn't last a minute on the street after that.
Nope. But not her.
So, you want to see what we're talking about.
If you have not watched this, In Wokeness captured it perfectly.
Representative Jasmine Crockett's accent is fake.
You want to test it?
Check it.
You know, no one could have told me that when I went down to Austin, now it was like a little bit over a year ago, that I would be running for Congress.
It's just not what my plan was.
But what I've always decided is that I would step up when there was a need.
Because we in these hot-ass Texas streets, honey.
Y'all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there.
Come on now.
And the only thing hot about him is that he is a hot-ass mess, honey.
That's just embarrassing.
They think this is funny, and that, like, if it was a national election and she was in it or something, that that would bode well, man.
Believe me.
That woman nationally has a 2% approval rating.
Everybody else hates her guts.
That's right.
She is.
I mean, she's like rubbing 60...
She's like rubbing your butt with 60-grip sandpaper.
Worse. Absolutely awful.
That's right!
Get right into Jamie Crockett!
Get right!
Oh my gosh.
And then you've got Charles R. Downs, who just left the Capitol Police headquarters in D.C. where he filed a police report against Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett for assault, battery, and attempted theft of his cell phone simply because he asked her to condemn the violence that she has been inciting at Tesla showrooms.
And so she- and so she proves she's not violent by attacking him.
I mean, this is what the- this is what we're doing.
Hello Congresswoman.
You're so with horse manure.
Well that sounds like fun.
Congresswoman Crockett, you were recently on a Tesla takedown call calling for violence on the 29th.
Would you like to clarify your comments?
As you can see.
Congressman, will you condone violence at the test?
There it is.
And he has scratches on his hands.
And she was talking to Tim Burchette at the time.
And so she looks like a marshmallow to me.
That outfit absolutely does nothing for her.
But I mean, there would be a lot you have to do with that.
But anywho, that's just me talking.
However, yeah, I mean, scratched him, grabbed his phone.
And so he's filed a...
Yeah, good.
Yeah. I mean, that's the thing.
You've got a full-blown domestic terrorism campaign against Elon Musk.
It cannot continue.
You know, whatever, $5,000 fine, felony, make sure it's a felony state charge, then throw federal hate crimes against them.
Absolutely. Domestic terrorist hate crimes.
Make their lives for the next 10 years, in and out of jail, miserable, take every dime they got.
If you're a dumbass, you're letting idiots.
Is that what makes you mad?
You let somebody like that Crockett girl or Rachel Maddow or AOC?
Make you mad?
Is that who makes you mad?
You weak, weak, brainless, turd knockers.
That's it, too.
God, they're just so fucking dumb, man.
Weaklings, you're so weak.
They are.
And here's the thing.
They're starting to crack, and everybody knows it.
So... We need to make sure.
I think it's hilarious.
Well, it is.
It's really a lot of fun to actually watch.
I mean, it truly is.
Because you're starting to see them completely crack.
It's too late.
They don't know.
I can't figure out there's cameras on them cars.
Everybody's getting arrested.
Exactly. I can't figure it out.
I watched Rachel Maddow last night, and she didn't mention the cameras, so there is no cameras.
She told me to be mad at Teslas, so I gotta be mad at Teslas.
I just...
I hope they're going to tell me to be against accuracy.
I got to be against accuracy.
I got to do what they say.
These people are so...
I mean, I've never in my life seen anybody weaker than a liberal.
And now Democrat voters, which are 27%.
I mean, if you're still in the 27% who have anything to do with the Democrat Party, I don't even know what to tell you anymore, man, except you're literally too dumb.
And you're just hopeless.
They are definitely hopeless.
But I'll tell you one thing.
Hopeless and hopeless.
Exactly. They better get it together because there's a lot of things that are happening as a result of all of this stuff.
And truly, one thing that no one will ever question is, of course, Chuck Norris.
Have you ever wondered what happened to the legendary Chuck Norris?
Well, I recently saw a video he made and I was shocked.
He's in his 80s and he's still kicking butt and working out and staying active.
What's even more shocking is that he's stronger and he can work out longer and even has plenty of energy left over for his grandchildren.
He did all of this just by making one change.
He said he still feels like he's in his 50s.
His wife even started doing this one thing too and she's never felt better.
She said she feels 10 years younger and her body looks leaner and she has energy all day.
So Chuck made a special video that explains everything.
just make sure you watch it by heading head on over to chuckdefense.com slash litter or by clicking on the link below this video and it will change the way you think about your health once again that's
chuckdefense.com slash litter and you can click on the link in the description box below after this show it's really amazing the way the whole thing works just to remember this guy is
is 84 years old and he has more energy than you and I combined, Kat.
He discovered that he could create dramatic changes to his health simply by focusing on three things that sabotage our body as we age.
So you can watch the method and definitely make sure that you check it out because it is awesome to see that this man, I mean, he hasn't aged a bit.
We'll take it.
Three of those, please.
And also, just so everybody knows.
I can't say.
Oh, you can't.
I know.
But just so everybody knows, we do have the after party today.
And if you want to be a part of that, speaking of clicking on the box below, if you click on the Little Mates button, the red button on Rumble Video, we do an extra 45 minutes after this show.
Just FYI.
So there's all kinds of things that are happening here, Kat.
I think that President Trump is just outdoing them.
I think that's what's happening.
I truly do.
I think that is really what's happening.
They can't keep up.
They're trying to trip him up with all this other stuff, and it's just not working.
It just isn't.
I mean, his numbers continue to improve.
They thought it was going to go down.
You're okay.
I can hear you.
Yeah. Well, now my microphone's completely off.
I don't even know what happened.
Okay. Well, I still...
Can you hear me, though?
Yeah, I can hear you.
You're a lot lower.
What's happening...
Yeah, what's happening is my...
Everything's starting to...
You know, things are downloading, and as it does it, it screws up whatever I'm doing at the time.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yep. You're using a lot of...
I'll be fine tomorrow, but I'm going to suck today to see what everybody knows.
You're doing great.
I can hear you.
I mean, that's over half of it right there, just so you know.
I mean, you sound like you're on the phone, but that's okay.
It would be no different than if somebody was calling in, right?
Yeah, it's like you're all getting to talk to me on the phone today.
Yes, I am.
There you go.
So we've got a lot of things that have been unearthed on, of course, Doge.
This is why the left is so upset because they've lost their funding, right?
I mean, all of this money used to go into their coffers and into the people that were supporting them.
Somehow it would just, you know, basically be passed around and everybody got a little cut of all this stuff.
Well, that happened until the Department of...
Government efficiency was created and they started looking into all of these different agencies.
Well, they have launched an unprecedented cleanup operation targeting jaw-dropping irregularities in the U.S. Social Security database.
Over 7 million supposed number holders, ages 120 and older, have been officially marked as deceased.
The official DogeX account announced all of this and they said, look, for the past three weeks, Social Security has been executing a major cleanup of their records.
Approximately 7 million number holders, all listed age 120 plus, have now been marked as deceased.
Another 5 million to go.
So they've got all of this here.
Now, I'm telling you, if...
You go to my page.
I was just talking about a man who was a World War II veteran who served our country.
He's about to celebrate his 104th birthday.
And these people, though, are ages 20 to 129.
Some of them are 150 to 159.
You would think we would have heard about this amazing longevity that they have, right?
I mean, Chuck Norris or not, you're not going to live that long.
Not right now, anyway.
I don't even want to live that long.
Well, I mean, you know, some of us are better preserved than others.
But not all that preserved.
I mean, this was so sweet.
This little guy here.
He's 104 years old, and here he is talking about President Trump.
Listen. Here he goes.
He's talking all about him.
President Trump, my name is Denver Moore, and I'm going to be 104 in May, and I'm inviting you to my birthday party the 17th.
Here in Canal Fulton.
And I'm living in a rest home called Danbury.
And I got to vote for you again.
And I hope I can vote for you some more.
Awesome. So he's inviting President Trump.
The World War II veteran, Army Air Corps.
You should come and visit him.
He wants you here for his birthday.
I mean, okay, that's 104 years old, right?
Well, we've got people on Social Security, and like I say, this man is very well preserved, but they're going 150 to 159.
It's not true.
They have been stealing this money, and everybody knows it.
You can't justify something like this.
They've been caught, and now they're totally freaking out because not only have they been caught, they don't care so much about getting caught, obviously, but they care about their money being cut off.
I mean, this is...
This stuff's got to happen.
We've got to have a...
I don't think that three arrests...
There needs to be thousands of people arrested for this theft of our country.
Truly. I mean, it doesn't end there.
This is why they are after President Trump.
I mean, check this whole thing out.
You've got this whole thing with a $200 billion in fraud.
It has been uncovered in the SBA's PPP and economic disaster loan programs.
It is now being led by former Senator Kelly Loeffler.
The agency plans to cut 43% of the staff, crack down on fraud, and roll back social policies.
We've got big changes ahead.
So they got up there yesterday and started talking about this.
I mean, think about this.
You've got an SBA loan that was given to 11-year-olds.
The youngest was nine months old who received a $100,000 loan.
This is what they are discovering.
This is what's playing out.
So they're stopping all of this.
Listen. Fraud was with the Small Business Administration where they were handing out loans, $330 million worth of loans to people under the age of 11. I think the youngest, Kelly, was a nine-month-year-old who got a $100,000 loan.
That's a very precocious baby we're talking about here.
We're tackling the fraud, waste, and abuse in the agency.
We've seen hundreds of billions of dollars of fraud go unprosecuted, so we're taking that on.
We have a zero-tolerance policy for fraud, and we continue to crack down on it and make sure people are held accountable.
And you have a lot of that found far too much of it.
It's a pure fraud.
We like to use the words waste and abuse because they sort of sound good, but many of these things are pure fraud.
It is true, 100%.
I mean, they don't need our tax money, obviously, if it's just going to the oligarchs in our country, because that's what they are.
It's just been one big free-for-all.
We pay trillions in taxes, and they've just been sitting there behind the scenes, splitting it among their friends.
They don't give a damn, man.
I mean, this is the most rotten country, our country right now.
And look what's happening when they're trying to fix it, when Elon's trying.
If they're trying to destroy Elon, of course, they got their little foot soldiers.
Destroy Elon!
That's it.
He's trying to save your country, you stupid little idiots.
And then these old people.
I'm gonna go Kia.
I'm gonna go Kia test.
I mean, they're just brainwashed and they're pissed off and they're just weirdos, man.
They said we were weirdos.
Oh, we've heard this thing from weird.
They're weird.
Tampon Tim is weird.
I saw your pinned post that it was funny as ever.
It is true.
It came from you.
Tampon Tim.
I mean, everybody will see him that way for the rest of his life.
You do understand.
That should go on his gravestone so that people know which one is authentic.
Tampon Tim!
You here to visit him?
I know.
Yeah. I was actually sitting in a doctor's waiting room, and then I was online, and then somebody on the DM said, Dan Bongino just asked you to give a name for Tim, call him the tampon guy or something.
So that's when I come up with tampons.
He uses tampons, and I didn't even know this at the time.
I listened to the clip.
They played a clip from Dan Bongino's show, and then it just said, hey, cat turd.
You gotta name Tim, the tampon guy, the tampon dude or something.
And I was sitting in a waiting room of a doctor's office and just said, okay, tampon Tim.
Hey, I listen to it all the time.
I listen to it like I was listening to Greg Gutfeldt's show the other day and they just go, yeah, tampon Tim.
And it's just his name now.
It's hilarious.
It is so funny.
I mean, it is.
It is a riot.
But I mean, you're really good at selling this stuff.
I mean, I went, when you named this show In the Litter Box with Jules and Cat Turd, you had me hypnotized.
I don't know.
It's something about you, Cat.
It doesn't work for everybody.
Between you and President Trump.
I thought you'd hate it.
No, I didn't.
But you know what?
When it really dawned on me was when I had to get my paperwork to my dad's friend who was a lawyer so that we could start everything and set the whole thing up and all that stuff, right?
And when he asked me, and this has been a longtime family friend, and my dad was like, you know, you're going to have to...
You know, set this up like you would anything else and you're in charge.
And I had to take my paperwork and sit down and it finally dawned on me when he said, okay, so what are you doing?
What's the name of this podcast that you were referring to?
And I said, yeah.
I was all proud of myself until that moment.
And then I went, I had to speak the words in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
And he just looked at me like, Okay, well, so that's what it is.
That's okay.
Well, let's go ahead and get this whole thing squared away.
I just thought it'd be cool to like, when you had a guest, you're in the litter box.
Well, it's obviously worked.
Our numbers have never been higher.
Yeah. Hundreds of thousands of people have to come into the litter box every day, but it's just, I don't know.
It is so.
Yeah, but that was when it first dawned on me.
You know, I was so busy with just trying to process it because I don't really care about names.
I don't really get hung up on all that stuff.
I knew that my job was just to do, just to organize the whole thing and get it running and get it.
So I didn't even pay any attention, just like with a lot of stuff.
I don't pay attention to certain things because I've got something else I have to do.
So I don't get hung up on a lot of things.
I'm on to the next thing.
Until... He asked me the question and I'm sitting there all dressed up, all ready to go with all of my, you know, different things and no.
Then it dawned on me.
We're in the litter box.
Okay. So that's where we will stay.
All right, everybody.
Well, we are going to transfer on over to the after party just so everybody knows.
if you have not become a after party goer and you want to all you have to do is go right underneath the video on Rumble red litter box button click on that and it will take you right
No, I'm just like, I'm not on my system.
I'm just talking on my truck right now.
Sorry. Sorry, the sound sucks.
Hopefully have it fixed tomorrow.
If I don't, like, can't do it by the night, I'll come down and let the Geek Squad fix it tomorrow.
No worries.
We will definitely work on it, and hopefully it'll be fine.
I mean, once you have a little bit of time to actually work on it, you'll do better than just...
For $1,300, I should have a Geek for 24 hours.
At my back in college.
No kidding.
It should serve you coffee in the morning.
I know.
I want the Gee Squad to serve me coffee.
Exactly. I mean, you should be a VIP-er or the RepublicanRed.com Wine at Night.
So there you have it.
All right, everybody.
Well, in the meantime, you all be safe.
You be kind to one another.
And we will see you later, tomorrow at 3. Bye.
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