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Shalom Hamas | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 756 – 3/6/2025
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Today is Thursday, March 6, 2025, episode number 756. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Another day in paradise, like it always is.
My goodness, you are posting up a storm.
I've never seen anything like it.
I can't keep up with this crap.
It just changes every five minutes.
It is the most unbelievable thing.
I mean, seriously, I think you're setting all kinds of records.
Whenever I want to know what's going on, I just go and see you.
The algorithm's got me pretty good right now.
Wow.
They go up and down, and if you cuss wrong or say something they don't like, then they...
There is no more.
People say, well, I'm shadow banned.
That's not how it works anymore.
You're not shadow banned.
They don't do that.
They just have this algorithm.
And it does hide you, but they're not officially coming after you to shadow ban.
It's something you said.
Oh.
There's things that trigger it, and I don't even know what they are.
I don't either.
And they change constantly.
Aren't we supposed to be more positive?
Yeah.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I thought was announced a couple of months back.
I mean, they said, okay, look, we want this to be more positive.
I try to be positive on my post as much as possible.
A positive hunter can't sell his crack doodles anymore for some reason.
Isn't that fun, Kat?
Oh my gosh.
Talk about influence peddling.
I mean, that is a perfect example of it.
No one can deny that that's actually what went on with the Biden administration.
They can try all they want, but that is the bottom line.
Now that he's out of office, nobody wants his crack doodles.
Nope, it was 100%.
Yep.
It was 100% just influence peddling, and they just wanted him to try to get in there in case he won again, or in case, you know, the Democrats stayed in there. - Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, your art sucks, man.
It's true.
Any elementary school and ask them to draw something, it looks about like what your drawings look like.
Well, and they were giving him all of these interviews and everything where they would focus on the artist.
They acted like they cared.
This was the lamestream media where they would have like these spotlight segments about Hunter Biden and his art.
You know, they even showed his art studio in Malibu and all of that nonsense.
Yes.
Well, he is claiming that his art sales have plunged since Dad left the White House, and I absolutely believe him.
He bemoans LA wildfires as he claims that he's broke in this latest bombshell legal filing.
He can't afford his lawyers.
I'm sure his legal bills are through the roof with all of this.
And don't forget about Pop Secret.
He's having to pay for that, too.
Yeah, he's having to pay for Pop Secret.
And then he had to pay for all the legal bills for his felonies that he got pardoned for.
Yep.
That was a lot of legal work.
On his behalf.
I mean, you remember the back and forth because the public was just going, really?
You're going to let this guy go?
No, that's not going to work.
And you had a judge that said, no, you too, the defense and the prosecution may have agreed to something, but I'm not agreeing to it because I can see that this person broke the law.
And it was a huge expose on how the court system works and how they were trying to curry favor.
And of course he's still on crack.
Of course.
Like he had a 20,000 pound a day habit for all them years and filmed himself with all the naked girls that look like they were 12. And then, you know, weighing pounds of crack.
And then, of course, he films it all.
You know, all my felonies.
I'm going to film all of them.
I'm the vice president at the time, son.
I'm going to completely...
Film every bit of it.
Falling asleep with a crack pipe in your mouth.
And when did he go to rehab?
You know, you don't do crack like he did for 15 years every single day.
And you don't just like, okay, let's get him new teeth and put him in a suit and parade him around the White House once a year.
But where did he go to rehab?
When did he talk about drugs at all?
Wouldn't they always?
I mean, if you've recovered from something that...
He should be out there not doing crack doodles.
And taking $5 million checks from China and Russia and Ukraine, he should be out there doing a tour, trying to help people stay sober and talking about his sobriety.
Did you ever hear him talk about his sobriety once?
I mean, if you've been that far over the edge and you're that big of a spotlight and you've sobered up and you've went through a program, you're going to want to use that platform.
To highlight it, every single, you're going to be out in front of the camera every day talking about sobriety.
Look, I used to mess up.
I want everybody to get off crack.
That's why I know he's still doing crack.
That's exactly right.
You would have thought that the White House, if they could, they would have claimed what a remarkable story the Hunter Biden story is.
How he went from one thing to another.
But they couldn't.
Because they know that he was going to stand up there like he did during the 4th of July, high as a kite, in front of the world, sniffing and carrying on.
Right?
Ashen in color.
I mean, just really in bad shape.
And then, don't forget, he got kicked out of a sex club.
Yeah.
Right?
In L.A. In L.A. Los Angeles sex club.
Yeah.
What do you do to get kicked out of a sex club?
Yeah.
Where a bunch of freaks go there, do some perverted shit you can't even think of in your wildest dreams, and he got kicked out.
The first night it opened!
Oh my...
Gosh!
I mean, seriously, you cannot make any of this stuff up.
It's just insane.
But this is what we have.
I mean, you know, they're letting people in.
There's a guy with a ball gag.
Come on in!
Somebody dressed in leather beating the shit out of somebody else.
Come on in!
Oh, that's Hunter, man!
You've been banned!
You can only imagine.
You can only imagine what he did in order to be banned from that.
Well, so he lost his house in the Los Angeles wildfires.
Which he don't own, by the way.
And he's using an excuse.
Sorry to interrupt.
He don't even own it.
I know.
It's a rental.
And then in this latest filing, he is asking the federal judge to drop the laptop hacking lawsuit he slapped on the Trump White House aide.
So he's trying to do that because he doesn't want that to be exposed and come to life, which it would.
All of the emails and everything else.
And so this is his claim.
In two to three years prior to December 2023, he says, I sold 27 pieces of art at an average price of $54,481.48.
But since then, he has only sold one piece of art for $36,000.
That's his drug dealer.
Oh my gosh.
You know, you don't have any art.
It sucks.
And you don't even paint them anyway.
I like when they show...
This is what gets me.
Have you ever seen an artist and they take pictures of him doing his art, sit down, put a piece of paper on a desk with a paintbrush, and like you're writing, you know, you're taking an SAT test or writing with a number two pencil.
Has anybody seen an artist that...
Doesn't mean that that draws like that, ever.
Exactly.
No!
Not one in history.
That's why I know he wasn't doing them.
They were just posing for the picture.
I mean, oh yeah, I just draw them like this.
Of course, they are so bad, you could just basically just take a bucket of paint and throw it on a piece of paper and say, here's my crack doodle.
Give me my money.
I mean, he had the best of the best that were working on that whole deal, right?
But his excuse is, oh, my house burnt down.
Number one.
It wasn't your house.
Number two is like $35,000 a month.
So you're saving $35,000 a month.
You could go rent a place for $4,000 or $5,000 a month now.
You're actually saving money.
You don't have to live in a mansion.
I mean, you've really never had a job.
Everything's been a scam.
All of it.
Well, that's what's wrong with the whole family, is that they've had all of these handouts and entitlements.
Look at how he draws, man.
Yeah.
And when you talk about white privilege, isn't Hunter the perfect example of that?
I mean, when you talk about that, not us conservatives don't, but when you've got the leftists that are out there shouting and screaming, white privilege, I mean, especially liberal women, isn't he?
Yeah.
You look at the dictionary and you see a picture of it.
The poster boy?
Yeah.
But when he paints, he has to paint, you know, from the left top of the paper, catty corner all the way down, so his hand ain't in the paint before it dries.
Think about it.
That's why they don't draw like that.
I mean, look at this.
Look, his hand's on the painting.
So if he has to paint something all of a sudden up the top, and I don't even know what that is besides crack doodles.
And, of course, And look how he's holding that.
It's just, it's so fake, man.
Give me a break.
Look at that.
That is so fake.
You really just can't make some of this stuff up.
But yet, you've got the lamestream that was out there pushing him as an artist.
They were really advocating that he had some kind of talent.
Yeah, right.
They knew what was going on.
And just think about all these starving artists, you know, that are...
Up in some little warehouse somewhere in a city, you know, roughing it on a concrete floor and really are talented.
That's the sad thing.
And will never, ever think about selling a painting for $54,000.
And here he comes, you know, come up and sell for half a million dollars.
And, of course, he's a crackhead.
You know, he's a crackhead.
He's used to getting millions a year for free money, for influence, for treason.
Exactly what it is, treason.
And you think he can live on half a million dollars a year for his hooker habit and his coke habit and all of his habits?
He can't even think about doing that.
Exactly.
It's so true.
I mean, the whole thing is so crazy.
It truly is.
And they thought that they were able to pull the wool over the public's eyes, but everybody knew.
And like I said, they would have paraded him out if he was some kind of success story.
That's how you know he never quit.
Between that and them hiding him, right?
I mean, everybody knew what the whole thing was about.
But he also wasn't able to sell his memoir, the 2021 Beautiful Things.
That plunged from 3,200 copies over six months in mid-2023 to just 1,100 copies in the following six months.
So he's shocked, he claims, shocked that interest in his work has evaporated when his dad, of course, political fortunes turned.
Couldn't believe it.
It's influence.
They're buying influence through them paintings.
Your paintings suck.
Well, he knew.
I mean, he absolutely knew that he was getting all of this from his dad.
Motel 6 wouldn't even hang one of your paintings in their worst room.
Absolutely.
I see President Trump just suspended the security clearances of all the employees at Perkins Coley.
Oh.
Who...
Played a key role in the Russia hoax.
Fantastic.
Perkins Coy is an awful law firm, and that is Hillary Clinton's law firm, so things are heating up.
I'm going to find it interesting the way Kash Patel goes after a lot of this stuff in the FBI, the research and the investigations, because he's starting with Comey.
Which opens up a door.
It's almost like he is going to go back before he goes forward.
It's going to be really interesting to see how this whole thing lights up.
I mean, and it's going to light up.
You know that he wouldn't waste his time going after Comey unless there was something there.
And if anybody knows, Cash knows.
Did you see Justin Trudeau crying today?
You got that?
Oh, my gosh.
Let me head over to your page and find that one, because I actually haven't watched it.
He starts bawling.
You know, and Trump's right.
He's supposed to be stepping down Sunday, and he's, oh, I can't do it.
I've got to negotiate these tariffs.
Please.
And then Trump's tweeting, yeah, man, he's using this as a way to not resign like he promised.
Not surprised.
He started crying, of course.
Here comes the theater kid out again.
Oh, gosh.
I've got to see this.
I have not seen it.
But every single time this little sniveling fool gets up there, you know what?
He's just weak soy boy and with terrible eyebrows.
Yeah, and so the way they're acting up there, they're never going to get the tariffs lifted.
He lifted tariffs on Mexico today just to put it in her eye, by the way.
I loved that.
Yes, I did catch that one.
All right, let's hear what he has to say.
Yesterday, I spoke with President Trump.
And I reiterated the facts.
Our border is secure, and less than 1% of the illegal fentanyl entering the United States comes from Canada.
Even so, we took action with our $1.3 billion plan to further strengthen our border.
Canada's ministers, officials, and I will continue to engage with our American counterparts.
Our goal remains to get these tariffs All tariffs removed.
In the meantime, we'll be taking action to support Canadians through the tough times ahead.
You can count on leadership right across the country.
Municipalities, provinces, and indeed, your federal government.
Yeah, so that ain't it.
Okay, I was going to say I didn't see him cry.
I just posted it.
Okay, let me go over here.
I just reposted it and it's a little bit of TikTok.
How is it?
Alright, let me go see some cry in action here.
I like to see liberals cry.
Sorry.
It's a thing with me now.
Here it is.
On a personal level, I've made sure that every single day in this office, I put Canadians first.
That I have people's backs.
And that's why I'm here to tell you all that we got you.
Even in the very last days of this government, we will not let Canadians down today and long into the future.
Oh, my gosh.
You know what?
They just really, they need to take up acting.
Some people have the close-up of his eyes and he's just crying like a little baby.
Oh, I could see it.
You ain't had nobody's back.
You've destroyed that damn country.
You have destroyed everything about it.
I mean, you think our prices are high and inflation is high.
You've allowed an illegal evasion.
You arrested people because they had a different opinion than you.
You tried to force that poisonous jab down everybody's throat.
Now you made, like, people can just do suicide legally and they're all just offing themselves.
You're a pathetic, commie bastard, and you suck.
And you're a little weakling and you've destroyed the country.
The best thing that could happen to Canada is you just step down Sunday.
And stop being a theater kid, you crying little wuss.
Well, what I love, too, is that President Trump has exposed just how weak Canada is and how much they rely on the United States.
A lot of people didn't recognize that before, but they do now.
Canada is nothing without the United States.
And the fact that they are destroying this relationship...
And are doing all of the things that they have been doing just goes to show you that, hey, Trudeau, it is time for you to step down.
This is the 51th state, as President Trump has teased.
If you want it to be, it would be better for you and your people if it was.
Yeah, so let me explain it to you.
The tariffs are going to kill you, and they're going to be a drop in the bucket to us.
Exactly.
You're not even, both of them countries together is not 2% of our GDP, man.
It's nothing.
Well, and a lot of people at this stage would say, oh my gosh, you know, America really doesn't look like a bad, like that's a bad deal after all, because then they could have at least something.
But right now, with the way this...
And all the others have run down Canada.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's real easy.
You want a prosperous Canada?
You want to stop being the livestock of the world again?
Get rid of him.
Get him out.
Vote him out.
If he's not going to step down, vote him out by a million percent.
And if Ukrainians, you want peace in Ukraine, Zelensky's got to go.
They're going to have to hold an election and get rid of him.
And of course he'll lose, but he'll get 4% of the vote.
Nobody likes him.
And you know what?
So what happened?
They saw that last Friday that President Trump was going to get this big win, and he was going to do a peace deal.
And they all panicked.
So the Democrats got together with the European Union and Canada and all these other people, totarian regimes now run by these weak wusses.
And they all got together and said, well, we can't let him have a win like this.
We're going to step in, although we've been paying $350 billion and all them countries over there are paying $2 billion or $1 billion or $500 million.
And then all of a sudden, so now we're going to put it in Trump's face.
And that's why it was purposeful for him to blow up like that.
I have no doubt about it.
And then now he's over there going to Brussels, going here, and all of them together are saying, we don't want to cease fire now.
We don't want to cease fire.
France coming out.
We don't want a ceasefire.
We don't want peace.
Here comes the globalists.
They're willing to let a million more people die over the next year.
A million.
Just so Trump don't get a win on the peace deal.
That's who you're dealing with.
That's who these scumbags are over there.
That's who the UK commie is, Macron commie, Justin Trudeau commie, all the little commies in the European Union.
And what we need to do is, they were going to go over there and meet with Ukraine.
They didn't say Zelensky.
My feeling is they're going over there to meet, to have his opposition and try to, you know, force an election and get rid of him.
Yeah, it's true.
But we should ignore them.
Ignore Europe.
Just say, it's your problem now.
We're out.
We're cutting off all aid.
You're not getting another dime from us.
Don't call us.
We'll call you.
And UK, don't call complaining about them.
And Justin Trudeau, you done promised them, you know, go ahead and throw another 50 billion you don't have at them, too.
Because you done promised all that shit in all you little countries like Brussels.
You have no army to speak of, no money to speak of.
That's your sugar boy now.
That's exactly right.
Well, and here's the deal.
These three that have been talking behind the scenes, acting like they have some muscles to flex, they don't.
I mean, minus Bush, he should be in here as well.
But guess what?
They've been meeting with these people for years.
They have been totally controlling the conversation, and they forgot that there is a new person in charge of signing those paychecks and deciding what happens, those executive orders, and what we're doing in this country in order to, whether we fund Ukraine or...
I am so tired of Ukraine.
I don't want to hear another word about Ukraine.
Nothing about it.
Even interests me at all anymore.
Yeah, I don't care.
I don't care.
All I see is globalists whenever I hear somebody mention that.
It's just for them, not for us.
We gave $350 billion, and that's enough.
That's plenty.
$350 damn billion.
My gosh.
And it hurts me to have to even pay my taxes right now, just thinking about all the stuff that Doge is finding, all this shit, to think what, you know.
Much rather.
I don't mind giving the charity.
Take what I owe the IRS and just give it.
Let me give it to poor people around my community.
Veterans.
Oh my gosh.
There's so many places.
People can actually use it in this country.
Let me give it to theirs instead of sending it to you.
So you can send it over there to that piece of crap.
Sniffy the clown so they can stick coke up his nose every day and sniff it.
And they can continue to be.
And walk around in his little jumpsuit begging for money all over the world while he lives and stays at the Hyatt.
And while all them kids get over there and get in a meat grinder and have their arms and legs blown up, their guts blown all over each other.
That's just sick.
Because this idiot and the European, oh, we need a week in Russia.
We need a week in Russia.
You're just going to provoke him.
None of y'all are going to beat Russia.
Not without us.
Well, it's so crazy, but it's so obvious that this money, and even Zelensky has said he didn't receive it all, so where's it going?
It's going back into the politicians' pockets.
Of course it is.
It always has.
It just continues this way.
It's a money laundering scheme, and this was one avenue, just like, of course, you know, the climate change is another avenue that they use in order to make sure that they get as much money as possible.
Well, this is breaking right now, too, that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just says that all weapons to Ukraine have been paused.
Good.
Well, it needs to be.
It absolutely needs to happen.
And then they're trying to run.
Of course, here comes the Murdoch war pig owned New York Post.
Saying, oh my god, Ukraine could be out of, total out of weaponry by, you know, June the 1st.
And I'm like, I don't care!
Again, not my problem!
Then they need to figure out how to get peace, don't they?
Is there anything in our Constitution that says, you know, we have the right to bear arms and we must provide Ukraine halfway across the world if they get in a war with somebody with every dime, all the weaponry, and support them?
We're paying their pensions.
We're paying their retirement.
We're paying government officials.
I mean, is there anything in our Constitution that says, or NATO agreement, or anything, that we have to protect Ukraine, that we are obligated to give all this money?
They think we are, for some reason.
We're not obligated to do shit, and we shouldn't anymore.
Enough's enough.
We gave it to office.
Well, I mean, what's so funny is that here we've got, we're working on our own government, right?
We're going to clean out the ones that we do not need, and then we're going to stay with the cream of the crop, right?
We're going to shrink our government down.
But yet, you've got people out there that are saying, oh no, you continue to send all of this salary money to all of these different officials in Ukraine.
You make sure that they are able to get their mansions in LA, some of these commanders and otherwise.
Make sure that Zelensky has all of this travel money.
I hear he's not even living in Ukraine.
Because he's not liked and he wouldn't win an election ever again.
After all of this, I mean, they're kidnapping people on the street, for crying out loud.
My gosh, people are getting out of there as quickly as they possibly can.
So what do they do now?
Well, you have Reuters, who puts out this ridiculous statement, Trump to revoke legal status for 240,000 Ukrainians as U.S. steps up deportations.
So you see what they are doing here.
This is a complete and total setup so that people start screaming and crying for Ukraine.
And what we're doing to Ukraine and Ukrainians.
Total fake news.
Yep.
To where you have Caroline Levitt has to put out a post.
She says, this is more fake news from Reuters based on anonymous sources who have no idea what they are talking about.
The truth, no decision has been made at this time.
That's them trying to get everybody to turn back to Ukraine's side.
Oh, sure.
I'm sure Ukraine had everything to do with planting that, and so did the war pigs in both the Uniparty.
Of course.
They want to get people upset.
It's just one big lie trying to get you to, oh, my God, they're going to send the babies back over.
Oh, my gosh.
But, I mean, the problem is...
But we should send all of them out of here.
I agree.
Canada, Brussels.
The UK, all of them.
Man, we support Ukraine.
Time to go home.
Good, man.
We got 250,000 people over here, refugees.
You should be glad to take them.
We'll make sure we get them right over there next week.
That's right.
You need to house them, give them ATM cards.
Y'all bragging about how much y'all are going to do this now.
Let's do it.
Well, and here's the thing.
They need those people to vote in their elections for their home country so that they can...
Turn it around so they don't continue to have a dictator over there in Ukraine.
I mean, really?
Honestly?
Why are you fleeing?
Stay there.
Somebody just memed me playing a violin to him crying.
Oh, God.
It's so true, though.
I mean, it's so ridiculous.
Here you go.
Yes, I've got it up right now.
Here we go.
That didn't take long.
On a personal level, I measure every single day in this office, I put Canadians first, that I have people's backs.
And that's why, here, to tell you all, we got you.
Even in the very last days of this government, we will not let Canadians down.
On a personal level...
That AI cat is looking really good there, cat.
Look at how it's improved.
Oh my goodness.
I know it.
All them actors in Hollywood are going to be able to get a job soon.
Well, you know, I mean, here it is.
You've got even this whole thing.
The Canadian Independent.
Okay, there is nothing independent about Canada, and you're going to figure this out.
No time flat.
They are going to be in a really bad way when these tariffs start.
And that's why President Trump is making sure that he's trolling them by doing what he's doing with Mexico.
Justin Trudeau's got to go.
Elon gave that little 13-year-old kid a Cybertruck today.
Oh, that's wonderful news.
Oh, he is so cute.
I'm telling you something.
That little DJ has stolen my heart.
He just has.
He absolutely has.
He's going to be rocking a Cybertruck.
He's got three more years before he can get his driver's license.
Oh, I wonder.
He shouldn't need it.
He should just drive him around.
This is the coolest thing.
Well, I mean, you know, this is going to be his vehicle.
He's got the badge.
He's got the uniform.
He's ready to go.
Of course he needs a Cybertruck.
Oh, that's so cool.
I love that little guy.
I think he just has brought such a smile to my face the last couple of days.
And no matter how the left, and especially since the left did what they did with him, especially, and just so many Americans just snubbed them, acted horrible, just sat there sulking the entire time.
I am just...
Disgusted by them.
I think that they have made their bed and they are going to have to deal with it.
Did you see the cringe video of them pretending to be like video game fighters?
Oh, was that?
Are they serious?
I don't understand.
Every day.
I don't either.
And then they're up there.
I don't know what they're saying.
We will overcome.
They're censoring.
They voted to censor that.
Weird guy, green.
And then they went up there and surrounded him on the House floor because they actually...
So the speaker couldn't talk, and they're up there.
We will overcome.
I mean, please, Democrats.
My God, please just keep...
These crazy people, they look like lunatics.
And they're just like...
I've seen so many videos of Democrats, so that's it.
That's it.
I'm not voting for them anymore.
Isn't it?
This is...
This is crazy, man.
They can't even clap for us.
And they're just destroying themselves.
And it's wonderful to watch.
And you cannot believe how dumb it is.
Do you have a video of them doing that?
Yes, I certainly do.
Watch this dumb shit if you haven't seen it.
Here's the thing, Kat.
I mean, is this really what it looks like when they aren't getting money funneled through USAID? Yeah, all our Hollywood producers, man.
Look at it.
Exactly.
It's all dried up.
And this is what we're left with.
Okay, you've got to see it.
Oh, I couldn't even believe it myself.
This is so bad.
I mean, this doesn't even get like...
A C-movie kind of credit.
This is beyond.
And then Harry Sisson.
I mean, so these women turn women off, man.
Oh, yeah.
And then you got their paid influencers, these little sissy boys, and you got David Hogg, and you got these little Harry Sissons and his little clan.
And, I mean, they're like men repellent.
They're voter repellent.
I mean, they got a voter problem with men, and they're just like the worst people.
That you could put out there.
And they keep hiring them.
And then you see the weird one with Cory Booker and he hugs the kid and it's just ugh.
Oh, it's just so odd.
And I tweeted, I see they're releasing the Denny Party tapes finally.
And it's just, not only are they have influencers that are just, why would you have influencers?
That repel voters and disgust voters.
They're so arrogant, and they're so dumb, and they've never done that.
Hey, we believe in this, and hey, all our influence are little rich, white, trust fund babies.
I mean, this is just so embarrassing.
It is so embarrassing.
Watch this, man.
And they're still paying these kids?
And I want them to.
I want them to give them a million dollars each.
I want them to give them five million dollars each.
I want them to keep talking, keep putting out TikTok videos, keep doing interviews, because they are literally men repellent.
Oh, my gosh.
Of course it is.
I mean, whoever thought that this was going to be a good idea?
Give them millions, man.
Put them on every show, every station.
The more they talk, I can just hear men going to this Republican party.
Well, I mean, just another example to prove your point even further is that they even hired David Miles Hogg.
All right?
David Hogg is now serving as the vice chair of the Democrat National Committee.
Another man repellent that just like...
Noodle arms.
Unless you're like the biggest beta male soy boy in the hell.
You know, the 1% of the 1%, nobody relates to these people, man.
No!
I mean, here's the thing.
Okay, you call them noodle arms, but I mean, this is the face of the Democrat Party.
If you want to see what's happened to it, look no further.
I mean, they've got this gun control activist, David Hogg, who is now...
Who has been tapped to be their vice chair of the Democrat National Committee.
Who had average grades in high school, and they let him go to Harvard, and I'm sure they let him pass, too.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, I'm Harvard educated.
I got in with average grades.
Oh, sure.
You know who his dad is?
His dad has been in- CIA. Exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, that's the thing.
People are starting to put it together on their own.
We don't even have to do- Anything other than just show people exactly who's running the party and who their parents are and what their connections are.
It's real simple.
The Republicans don't have to have any ads.
They don't have to even talk about the Democrats.
They can just do their agenda.
And we influencers, and they're like, you know, attack.
I mean, read one of Harry Sissons or his gang's comment section.
It's 5,000.
People that can't stand them and one person that agrees with them.
I mean, this is the kind of people we want.
We want influencers that are repellent.
Yep.
And off-putting and so arrogant and disgusting.
We want these people.
We do.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't fire them hot.
I want them boys rich.
Exactly.
Give them millions of dollars, man.
Put them out on there.
Keep them busy.
I want them to be the face of the Democrat Party because they won't be...
Instead of 20% men, they'll have 2% men the next election.
Let's keep them as busy as we possibly can.
They need to make more TikTok videos.
All our influencers, they got the perfect ones for us.
The perfect ones.
We don't want any more influencers.
We want those influencers that they have right now, all of them.
That's so true.
Alright, so we have to play this.
And that other young girl that weighs about 400 pounds, you know what I'm talking about?
Oh, yes.
And just, all of them, man, are just total arrogant.
Just arrogant.
And it's great for us.
And just, you know, keep them and keep Crockett up there.
I want Crockett front and center, AOC front and center.
We want Mad Maxine Waters.
We want her up there.
We want all these people up there.
We want Nancy Pelosi sucking on her teeth.
We want Pocahontas sitting up there complaining and screaming and making these cringe videos.
They have the perfect team to destroy their party forever right now.
Influencers all the way through the Democrat people.
They have no leadership.
They're rudderless.
It's amazing.
Just keep doing exactly what you're doing, Democrats.
You've got the perfect team for us.
Oh, I think it's absolutely fantastic.
Here she is in all of her glory.
But yes, I mean, this is exactly what we're dealing with here.
It's wild.
And then this video that you were talking about with Cory Booker.
Watch this, man.
Tell me this ain't...
Let me see the ditty party.
You know what's so funny?
He said, I'm not tired.
I'm ready to go.
I'm charged up.
You know what's so funny?
Ew.
Gross.
Whoever thought that conservatives were going to be the closest.
And if y'all want to win every election, play that.
Play the 13-year-old kid with cancer.
And then them scrowling over there on every ad.
When they're introducing Lincoln Riley's mom and sister who are crying, and then the Democrats holding up signs.
You know, not caring, with them scrowls on their faces.
You don't have to make another ad.
You have everything you need right here, man.
They do it every day.
Like I say, they have the perfect...
We have the perfect representatives in the Democrat Party, the perfect influencers.
Just keep going with what you got.
David Hogg, get him out there.
Get him in front.
We want him talking, talking, talking.
Constantly.
Waving his noodle arms around.
I want him...
Damn things at a car lock.
We want him at every university giving talks.
We want him all over the place.
TikTok.
We want him in charge.
All these influencers.
You're not making near enough videos.
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
Every time you talk, 10,000 people come to the Republican Party.
It's like, I don't know what the opposite of an influencer is.
I guess just a non-influencer.
But they're voter repellent.
There's no question.
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You want to talk about Meltdown Central.
I love it.
But they're having a real hard time.
They really are.
I mean, you have to give it to them.
I mean, you've got an unhinged Democrat representative, Melanie Stansberry, who just melted down in a profanity-laced tirade during the House Oversight Committee hearing.
They're just screaming like lunatics.
They just, they, they're the party now of just, remember they were supposed to be the party of joy?
Oh, gosh.
That ended.
And they got all these Karen women, man.
They're just these absolute, just cringe hags, man.
I'm telling you.
They're just the ugh.
They're the Karens that knock on your door.
You're HOA. Your plant's one inch too high.
Unreal.
They're that person, man.
All of them.
I mean, the fact that they would actually get out there and slam President Trump's border policies, calling it BS that targeting criminal undocumented immigrants, illegal aliens, let's call them what they are, improves city safety.
That's their argument.
Listen to this craziness.
Absolute bullshit.
They are not making America safer again.
And what they are doing is terrorizing immigrant families.
Oh my gosh.
Now, remember, we have lost so many people because of these illegal aliens not sending their best, the criminal illegal aliens that are coming into our country and murdering people.
I mean, you've got mothers that are saying, what is going on here?
Jocelyn Nangare fires back, her mom did, at the shameful Democrats who refused to stand for her murdered daughter.
I mean, this is what the Democrats are now.
How do you defend their behavior?
Yeah, and like I said, all we have to do is just sit back and just let them have...
And they didn't...
Think about that.
I was talking about influencers.
They didn't get rid of...
All their influencers failed miserably, and they kept every one of them and didn't hire any new ones.
And everything they did while they ran, everything they did when they ran Kamala and Joe and everything they did, they are saying the exact same things.
They have not changed anything.
No.
They've just kind of doubled down on the cringiest things that got them beat.
They've just doubled down on all the loser things that they did.
It's something to behold that TDS has got in their brain.
Well, here's the thing.
Kamala Harris went through a billion dollars in campaign donations, so obviously she's not good with money.
Obviously she must have given them an advance, but they're out of it now.
I didn't see a crazy amount.
And that was in 100 days.
Exactly.
What happened with that whole thing?
I mean, I'm having a Ukraine moment thinking that a lot of it was money laundered into some of these other politicians' pockets.
You know it didn't just go into Kamala's war chest because that was ridiculous.
I mean, some of it did.
Oprah Winfrey and some of the others got millions of dollars.
Beyonce was another one that profited big time.
But...
It didn't help, did it?
They should have learned their lesson from Hillary Clinton.
But see, they thought they were going to be able to steal this election, too.
They didn't realize that we were all going to show up.
And you know what?
I don't think anyone will ever sit out another election.
I really do not, based on what happened when the Democrats were in control.
We need Trump.
If this country is really going to be fixed, we need Trump in there and then J.D. in there for eight years.
Absolutely.
And then you got...
You know, 12 years, you can change everything, man.
Goodness.
Did you see the, you know, the Jasmine Crockett, Mrs. Ghetto?
Everybody knows that's all an act, right?
She's a little rich kid.
Yes, she is.
Private school and everything else.
She made it up from the hood.
She acts like she's a hood rat.
She grew up, she acts like she grew up on the streets.
Reading this tweet, she attended an exclusive day school where tuition was $35,000 a year.
She also attended Rhodes College as a private school with tuitions $55,000 a year.
And when she's out there talking gangster and all that trash, it's all acting.
All of it.
Well, AOC is an actress.
There's video of her talking perfectly, perfectly just like everybody else talks.
Well, I mean, then they all had the same acting coach.
I mean, you see how bad Kamala was.
You see how bad...
This one is Jasmine Crockett.
You see how bad Nancy Piccolosi is.
They all share those same characteristics and they are all schooled to act a certain way.
That's why they all put on those accents.
They always try to act like they are one of their people.
This person, that person.
I mean, Kamala went from a horrible, cringe Southern accent to like...
You know, a black accent.
You couldn't even figure out what she was doing or what she was saying and then she would get them all confused.
She wasn't good at any of them.
But that's how she sold herself.
Hillary Clinton did the exact same thing.
I got hot sauce in my bag.
I mean, the whole group of them.
Ain't no way he's tired.
And you know as a Southerner and I know as a Southerner that all of those accents are so put on.
My parents cringe when they hear somebody do that that's not from the South.
They absolutely cannot stand it.
Because you can pick out an accent of a true Southerner.
Remember when they had that guy?
Oh, yes.
Who pretended to be from the South.
In the truck.
And he was going to blow up half of Washington, D.C. And they had him, and he had a bomb on him.
He disappeared.
I forgot what I called him.
Cliche Cletus.
And he was sitting up there acting like he was country.
Y'alls!
Better come out here.
I'm going to blow up y'all's stuff.
It was such a CIA agent.
And then they come and they arrested him.
And he was just saying like every southern cliche you could think of.
And he had like, you know, just deer antlers on the thing.
It was the most ridiculous thing.
And then they come and arrested him.
And then all the news channels there.
And then they took him away.
And then the story disappeared.
Oh, yeah.
Nobody ever talked.
And we were laughing.
This is such a CIA setup.
Oh my god.
Yeah, cliche Cletus is what I call it.
We gotta find that again.
I'm gonna look for that.
Oh, man.
Because that was so funny.
Because then all of a sudden they couldn't find...
I mean, they had...
Somebody had been completely blown up, right?
I mean, that's how it was described.
There wasn't anything left.
And yet, all of a sudden, they were able to find some DNA from ashes.
It was the most bizarre thing.
And that fake accent, I mean, he had a little bit of Mississippi, he had a little bit of Tennessee, he had a little bit of Kentucky.
He had the whole thing jumbled up, and you and I were just cracking up because...
It was such an obvious, just what they did when we had stupid-ass Christopher Wray and...
And Merrick Garland, the traitors in there, just always, you know, the Patriots front, all these fake CIA hate groups and fake this, fake stories, fake bomber at the January 6th.
Just fake.
Everything's fake.
It's true.
And they had Cliche Cletus, man.
You gave him that name and that thing stuck.
We've got to find that again because that was just so bizarre.
And then it dropped again.
It's like one of those things.
They just drop it.
I don't know if you remember this, but this was another election and they had a white van in Florida and it was a brand new white van, brand new plates, and all brand new stickers.
And all these people...
Remember when they sent Don Jr. stuff like it was ricin and he had to go to the hospital?
Oh, yeah.
And they were sending all these conservatives like, you know, it was supposed to be ricin but white powder.
And it happened for like a week.
Then all of a sudden...
The Democrats got it.
Yeah, the Democrats got it all in one day.
The same exact thing.
And they found that.
They didn't find who sent it to the Republicans.
Imagine our shock.
Yeah, they found the guy, and of course he had Make America Great Again, brand new bumper stickers.
Look, an ice cream van.
Brand new van.
Brand new tag.
Droving off the lot.
Putting brand new stickers on it.
And then they're like, oh, this is the guy that's giving all these fake rice and stuff to all the Democrats.
And they arrested him right before an election.
I don't know if it was midterms or a regular one.
And then they hauled him off the jail.
And nobody heard from that again either.
They just hauled him to the CIA and let him go.
You know, did a high five and he put his badge back on.
Well, it's no different than Patriot Front.
Right.
I mean, the same group in all khakis.
They're carrying brand new flags.
I mean, they have brand new shirts, brand new everything.
You can even see the creases from their flags.
And you know, these are feds.
I cannot wait until Kash Patel does a little bit of digging into that group.
But here's another story that's just unbelievable.
And it's that NASA stranded astronauts and confirmed that Biden abandoned them in space.
Declined Elon Musk's rescue offer for political reasons.
He was just gonna let them just stay out there in space.
No big deal.
You know, just let them float around.
We're not gonna bring them home yet.
And now you've got all of these people that have been stuck out there for months.
I mean, they got there in July of last year.
This is after the Boeing Starliner ran into technical issues.
They've been there ever since.
Can you imagine if your president, Joe Biden, said that he would decline to bring them back on SpaceX flight several months ago for political reasons?
Just let them in space, man.
God, these people.
So I just posted.
Jasmine Crockett talking normal.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure there's plenty of it.
Because, see, this is her new role, is to be the next person that runs or that they escalate through the Democrat Party.
Here she is.
Absolutely.
First of all, it's good to see you in the new year.
You know, no one could have told me that when I went down to Austin, now it looks like a little bit over a year ago.
That I would be running for Congress.
It's just not what my plan was.
But what I've always decided is that I would step up when there was a need.
Listen, he out there, he's hearing all kinds of nonsense and bullshit.
Let me just be real.
We ain't gonna sit for that shit.
We wouldn't, you know.
But when she called me and said, I think it's time for me to retire, and you're the one that I believe should take my seat, I really was kind of caught off guard.
I didn't anticipate that.
If anyone knows anything about the Congresswoman, they know.
We showed up.
And if he had some sense, then maybe we would have been about that life.
But y'all know he ain't got no sense.
So please give some love.
This took a little bit of coordinating to do, for sure.
We got some cool shirts.
You know, the Congressional seat is over four times as large as my House seat.
And I was just starting to get into the rhythm of doing constituent services and things like that.
We got Madam Williams, who just happens to have the honorary seat.
It's not even honorary because she holding it down, y'all.
But he legend himself, John Lewis.
That is the seat in which she currently serves.
So she honored his legacy.
This is the message that she wanted to send today.
Wow.
Wow.
She slowed me down.
Goodness sakes.
Total, rich, trust fund baby kid.
Educated, acting like a ghetto, like a hood rat.
And dressing like it.
On purpose.
And doing the whole routine.
I don't know.
People are like, how did she get voted in?
Well, you see how she acted when she got voted in.
How she dressed, how she talked.
Oh my gosh, this person I would listen to.
The other situation, not even close.
Yep.
Boy, they miss the mark, don't they?
She went from Sandra Dee to Salt-N-Pepa.
Two pants that were sewn on.
And you know those pants were actually sewn on Olivia Newton-John?
They sewed those on her body while she was standing up.
They were so tight.
Yep.
A little bit of trivia.
A little trivia there.
Oh my gosh.
It's wild though.
I mean, you know, this is what it is.
This is ugly Hollywood at its best.
I always say it.
I mean, in Deasleys, they have ugly Hollywood.
In Hollywood Hollywood, they've now got fake plastic fish lips Hollywood.
They're not very attractive either.
But the difference is, Hollywood can fool some people sometimes.
And fish lips are...
Girls get fish lips.
It's only for the girls because guys, I've never seen a guy that didn't absolutely loathe it.
It's so weird.
And everybody looks the same.
And it's so sad.
I mean, I don't understand the fish lips.
I'm never going to understand the fish lips.
I don't get it at all.
But it's got to be for other women because every guy I know is like, oh my God.
Gosh.
And they just go overboard with it until it's just like...
You know, you look like, you know, you've got an apple in your mouth.
It's just so odd.
You can't even make this stuff up.
And it's sad because there are a lot of really pretty women that have done that, and they've just destroyed their looks completely.
I've seen some Fox News lately that, you know, my...
I watch stories.
The only thing I watch on Fox News is Greg Gutfeld, but I watch stories coming from Fox on the internet all the time.
God, it's just like some of those women on there now, they look like they got rubber faces or something.
You know how terrible it looks to be like 35, 40 years old and you don't have any wrinkles on your face?
And I mean nothing.
You look like somebody blew up a rubber glove and that's your face.
I mean, it doesn't look good.
It doesn't look natural.
It looks terrible.
Come on!
I don't understand it because I think women, and you can look at Elon Musk's mom, who is absolutely stunning.
I mean, she's a model.
She knows how to put it together, but I will tell you something.
Strive for that, not this other stuff.
I mean, it just looks so weird.
They end up looking like aliens.
I don't even know how to describe it.
I don't either.
I don't even know how to describe it.
It looks so bad.
It's really sad, though.
Do you not have a mirror in your house?
And then they all start looking like cats.
That's the latest thing.
It's okay.
You're getting older.
You had your days.
We all had our days.
I was a little stud muffin when I was 25, too.
We all had our days.
Okay, you're getting older now.
I'm 60. I look like a six-year-old man.
I don't mind that.
That's okay.
Yeah, it's okay to grow older.
It's all right.
And then you can free yourself from all that worry and all that, you know, about how, oh my God, you're not going to hold on to your youth and you can't do it to your whole body.
And I'm okay.
I've always been okay with people getting a little bit of work here.
And some people know how to do it where you never notice.
Well, that's the new way.
If you want to get a little work done here and there, I get it.
But God, there's just some women, especially some guys too, they just take it.
And it's just, do you not see what you look like?
I saw a picture from the Oscars.
Meg Ryan?
Oh my god.
Oh yes, can't even recognize him.
Good lord, stop!
Doing plastic surgery.
You're not going to be young forever.
It's not going to happen.
And that's okay.
I mean, I think women just really do.
They can age so gracefully.
She'd look a million times better if she had just aged by the way she was going to age.
Well, they're saying that that's the new cosmetic surgery is the ones that you can't tell that anybody got anything done.
I don't know what they were trying to do, like bragging rights or, hey, you know, I'm rich enough to afford getting fish lips or keeping up these Botox.
Treatments and all this stuff.
I just, ugh, it just looks so bad.
You don't have to do any of that stuff.
No!
No, you don't.
It's not good for you either, man.
It's bad.
I mean, in the long run, all that shit's bad for you.
Putting chemicals in your face, shooting one thing.
That Ozempic stuff.
I mean, come on.
The things that they're going to find out about this stuff is really scary.
I mean, it really is.
There's also, I believe, and I'm just going to...
Talk about this for just a second.
Apparently, in Tennessee, a Tennessee teacher shoots himself dead in a classroom.
This just came out.
I don't know what caused it or what happened, but the school has closed down for the rest of the day as the police continue their investigation.
So it happened in West Tennessee.
It's closed because a teacher was found dead before the school opened.
Munford Police Department reports officers responded to an emergency situation at the school before it opened.
The police said that this teacher, Samuel Collin Day, was found dead in the early morning hours before any students arrived.
At least he didn't do it in front of the students.
He was found with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
So this is all over all the different headlines, Daily Mail, Gateway Pundit, and they're trying to get to the bottom of why it happened.
But yes, I just thought I'd mention it before we actually go.
Although, there's one more we have to do, Kat.
Did you hear about the CNN changes bogus fact check after saying Trump lied about government spending $8 million for mice transgender?
Yeah, and then they just, of course, they take it out because they found out it was true, but then they don't say nothing about it.
They just kind of remove it.
Isn't that?
Because they're dishonest fake news jerks.
Oh my gosh.
So they thought it was so outlandish that surely that wasn't what was happening.
And then come to find out, brutal, you have that they fact-checked it.
They couldn't wait to prove him wrong.
And then they found out that $8 million for making mice transgender after the White House provides receipts of it.
My gosh.
Well, we didn't even get to what we named the show today, Shalom Hamas.
But if you look at President Trump's post, it was probably one of the funniest things I think I have ever read.
Shalom Hamas means hello, and it also means goodbye.
And on that note, we are going to say goodbye, but not without me putting it into the chat so that you can all enjoy it and read it.
But he means business.
He is going to get those hostages back, whether they are alive or dead.
And he means absolute business about it.
Bless his heart.
He's got a lot.
He says that there will be hell to pay later and put out the statement yesterday.
And he, like I said, he absolutely means business.
We need a fighter on our side.
He's been meeting with those families and he just said, look, this is the last time I'm going to even say it.
This is your last warning.
Anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
Nope, that's it.
Okay.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow, 3 o'clock p.m.
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