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Best Presidents' Day Ever! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 743 – 2/17/2025
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Today is Monday, President's Day, February 17th, 2025, episode number 743. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Man, been a busy news everything.
Never ends.
I know.
It's just been non-stop.
I mean, it's more exciting than real life.
I'm not kidding.
It's like I'm constantly...
Real life sucks compared to X. I mean it.
It's just so wild.
But you have some really cool news after this long whatever it was.
I don't know what it was, but like the whole cat turd Elon Musk thing.
It looks like you've got a new fan.
Somebody's following you.
Yeah, I can't believe he followed me.
He'd never followed me before, even when he was retweeting my stuff.
Well, it should be this way.
I mean, you're one of the biggest movers and shakers on X. It just seems obvious to me.
We are constantly there, stirring it up.
So why wouldn't this happen?
Yeah, it's cool.
He's retweeted me for like six times, I think, since last night.
So it's crazy.
I think it's just awesome.
I think it is so cool.
It sure brings the trolls on, I'll tell you that.
Oh, yes.
They're obnoxious.
I saw a little thing.
They don't know I eat them for breakfast yet, I guess.
Oh, it'll be fun to watch.
But he certainly better not stroll into my account.
I mean, you know, I'm just not baby mama material.
And you know what happened to the last girl?
So, no.
We're going to keep that, you know, guy away.
I don't know what it is about him.
But every single time he looks in the direction of a female.
He can just DM you and get you pregnant.
That's why I'm staying away.
I mean, I've got my hands full with our quadroplets here.
Yeah, quadroplets.
Quadroplets.
Quadroplets, because they're little droplets.
They're little turds.
So look over here, because Jackie put this little number together for us.
Where we met, right?
In our stall number three.
I was looking for you all weekend.
And then look at the shoes.
Our little droplets.
Kind of desolate my barn, too.
Oh, see there?
Pretty close.
So anyway, there's been all kinds of things going on today, no doubt, in the weekend.
I don't even know where to start.
I don't even know where to start.
There's so much to talk about.
I agree.
I have no idea.
I mean, maybe we can just start with the whole Canada loss.
I mean, that was kind of funny.
Oh, yeah.
I know.
Boy, did I rub that in.
Oh, yes, you did.
Yeah, man.
USA, they said, you know, so, you know, as a sports fan, it's okay to boo the other team.
Matter of fact, you suck as fans if you don't boo the other team.
But you don't ever boo their national anthem.
Oh, no!
That's a whole different game.
I don't care how much you boo the other team, which I'd expect you to do.
We boo you, too.
But we don't boo the national anthem, man.
That's just classless.
Oh, it's just really ugly.
I mean, especially coming from the 51st state.
You would think they would have better manners.
They just started off.
We're just going to fight, bitches.
You boo us.
Well, they lost big time.
I mean, you see what happens.
I mean...
President Trump has made it very clear.
F-A-F-O. And they found out all right.
So, of course, you have got the U.S. hockey team that just completely destroyed Canada 3-1 in a game that kicked off with the loud boos when, of course, you had the performance during the performance of the Star Spangled Banner.
And then immediately when the puck dropped, well, the gloves were off and three fights broke out in rapid succession.
They didn't waste any time cleaning their clocks, which was really good.
So, you know, find it again.
I think that what's happening here is that the world is waking up that America is going to be once again in control and in charge.
And you either need to get behind us or don't.
It's really your call.
But we are going to be doing great things, and we're going to be doing great things from this point forward.
This is not the Biden or O'Biden administration.
This is going to look nothing like it.
This country is changing.
They're going through this.
This doge is going through this shit, and it's even worse than you can imagine, and you can imagine how bad it is.
It is.
I mean, the more we're finding out, the better off it gets.
It's like, wow, everything, we were wondering.
They got like 100 million more people drawing Social Security than Citizens.
This is nuts.
I mean, you have got over 25 million people, ages 100 and above.
In the Social Security database.
They have people that are listed 260 years old in Social Security in this country.
Older than the Constitution.
And that crazy lunatic of them 16 states, blue states, are suing to try to get them immediately stopped.
And they got that, you know, the biggest Trump-hating judge, that lady in D.C. Yeah.
Yeah, and she...
She just threw it.
She actually sided with Trump today.
I was floored.
Well, I think there's a little bit more to that.
They don't want that argument going to the Supreme Court.
They really don't, because the judges right now have that kind of power, and you have two judges that have been speaking out about...
How that should not be the case.
And so I think that a lot of these judges are going, oh, this may interfere with our power going forward if they do.
So it's kind of neat to watch the way this chessboard is being played, but my goodness, it is.
She's the lowest form of a federal judge, just so anybody knows.
It could go up to two or three more people before it hits the Supreme Court.
So it doesn't matter what these lower...
They're going to all these lower courts.
You know, judges in blue states and shopping around for them.
So it's not the end, no matter what they say.
They're going forward, man.
They're steamrolling everything.
Now he's talking about the gold in Fort Knox, which I've been on today.
Yeah, it's probably just lead painted gold.
By now?
Yes.
Bright gold paint.
Oh my gosh, Kat.
It hasn't been audited since 1958. It's because it's probably gone.
Missing.
It hasn't happened.
And they act like it's their money, the D.C., the politicians.
This is our money.
No, it's our money.
You took that money from taxpayers and bought all that gold.
That's our money.
It's not yours.
We have a right to go in there and see if it's still in there.
And make sure ain't no fool's goad.
That's exactly right, because, you know, telling what's in there, if anything at all.
I mean, it hasn't happened in 50 years.
You've got Senator Rand Paul.
There's probably like 100 million gold Reese's.
I mean, go Hershey's Kisses in there.
I think they even took that.
I don't even think that exists.
I mean, we're starting to find out about all of these underground cities and different things that are going on.
And then, of course, you can top it off with this, the missing gold, because they won't allow it.
I mean, you've got the call for transparency.
It's all over X. And everybody wants to see what's going on inside of Fort Knox.
To make sure that 4,580 tons of U.S. gold is still there.
50 years ago, 1974, was the last time anyone looked.
What does that tell you?
I'm just seeing a breaking report that another Delta airline, Delta Airlines plane crash at Toronto Pearson Airport in Canada, It flipped upside down, crashing on the runway.
Whoa.
That's so awful.
It looks bad, though.
There's a picture of it.
It looks like it was...
There's a little wind guide up there, the wind meter, and it looks like the wind's blowing.
It's snowy as hell.
Do we know where it was flying from?
I don't know.
It's just breaking right now.
Okay.
I'm looking on it.
Crashing to Toronto, flipping over an impact.
The wings are gone.
Emergency crews are responding.
Okay, here it is.
That's going to leave a bruise.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
They have not been doing their jobs, you can see, with all of these accidents.
You can look at our roads and just figure out what's been going on with Biden.
I mean, they haven't been doing the normal course of safety check or anything like that.
It's like they all got these positions and then they went on vacation.
That's what they want.
They want no-show jobs.
That's why nobody in government goes to work anymore.
They sit at home and their pajamas don't do a damn thing.
So here it is, Kat.
It was coming from Minneapolis to Toronto.
That's where it was actually the flight originated.
So, oof, that is bad.
I don't even know if people can...
I don't know if people survived there or not.
It's according to how fast it was going when it flipped over.
But if it was going fast enough for the wings to come off...
And you can imagine, man.
They have airplanes.
This is why I don't fly anymore.
I never liked flying my whole life.
And I've flown everywhere.
Yes, I've been to Europe.
I flew in a C-141 coming back from Europe for 13 hours.
Yeah.
I've flown in the little...
Two engine on the wing planes, the little two seers, and they...
Girl, you think you're going to die?
Oh, I'm sure.
I've flown helicopters in the Army.
I've flown everything.
And I just, like, I never feel comfortable flying.
And I'm not scared of heights.
In my job, I climbed, you know, big superstructure bridges.
I'm the opposite of scared of heights.
But I just never felt flying.
And as I got older, I'm just like, unless it's an emergency.
I'm not ever flying again, and I haven't flown in years.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, after all of this, I mean, you see the reports.
I mean, you have all of these different things, like bolts missing on wings of airplanes and all of this other stuff.
No thanks.
I mean, that really is not a good time to me.
It doesn't look like it anyway.
I mean, look at that.
I mean, if these people made it...
They're certainly not feeling well.
They bruised up.
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It's just wild though, Kat.
I mean, you've got the Department of Education.
I mean, every single time we turn around, there's a new story that's dropping.
And all of these crooks?
My gosh.
I mean, their time is definitely numbered, I think.
I think we're going to have the biggest discovery.
This is a miracle.
If you don't think Trump's going to go down, I'm telling you in 200 years they're going to be talking about Trump like they do Lincoln and Washington.
Because nobody's done this.
I loved Ronald Reagan, man, I'm telling you.
I've loved two presidents in my life.
That's Reagan and...
And Trump.
But man, nobody's went here and dismantled it in front of their faces.
I'm talking about going in, and Elon's a big part of it too.
And he's taking so much fire off of Trump, right?
Because they're just like, they found a new boogeyman now.
Oh, I never thought that was going to be possible.
And the love boogeyman's always somebody that's trying to help the people, always.
And then they call him Hitler.
And they're the fascists.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, you see what's going on in Germany, right?
Yeah.
They're going after people.
You see them three idiots?
Yeah, they're going door to door.
If you like somebody's post that they consider disinformation, they're going to come to your door.
I just truly cannot believe that the Germans are okay with this.
I can't imagine them being that way.
I mean, this is real serious.
And I saw a couple of these different, you know, from these interviews, and they're trying to pacify it like it's okay.
Like it's normal behavior.
Leave it to 60 minutes to try to pass that little number off.
But yeah, here it is.
And you can see that Elon Musk thanked the Lord that America has freedom of speech.
CBS joined German police to conduct a raid on a citizen for posting a meme online.
Okay, here it is.
It's 6.01 on a Tuesday morning.
And we were with state police as they raided this apartment in northwest Germany.
Inside, six armed officers searched a suspect's home, then seized his laptop and cell phone.
Prosecutors say those electronics may have been used to commit a crime.
The crime?
Posting a racist cartoon online.
At the exact same time across Germany, more than 50 similar raids played out.
Part of what prosecutors say is a coordinated effort to curb online hate speech in Germany.
Unreal.
Kat, we'd never see you again.
You do understand this, right?
I mean, you would never see the light of day.
You would be gone.
Somebody asked me to, hey, if you're ever over in the UK, come over.
I got a castle over here.
I'm like, somebody did.
I got 100 acres and a huge castle.
They'd probably arrest me if they found out I was there.
Oh, you would not make it?
Yeah, there's no way I would go to Germany or UK or anything like that.
I'd have to go where there's conservative, like Italy or something.
Oh my gosh.
They would, I mean, if they knew I was in the, they would arrest me for hate speech.
Well, and here they are trying to explain away why they are doing what they're doing.
And by the way, if Kamala won, I'd already been arrested here.
Oh.
Speaking of her, before we go, did you see how drunk she was at the Broadway thing?
Kat, I don't know what that was, but it was so bizarre.
Wasted!
I do, man, I'm telling you.
I've played in bars my whole life, music.
I know what drunk people look like.
She's not only drunk, but she's mixing it with pills or something.
She's on drugs and alcohol, both, and slurring, and just her eyes, and everybody's gathered around her.
Oh, that's so...
And she says cliches.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
And we've got to be against something.
We've got to be for something.
Oh, God.
God, it's just one cliche after another, connected to each other, without any connection or realism, and drunk as a skunk, man.
I mean, waste.
Whatever she's on, whether she's high, drunk, or both, she is hammered.
Oh, there is no question about it.
I mean, it was pretty bizarre.
But you know what else?
The people behind her, sitting there shaking their heads like they know what she's even talking about.
No one knows what she's talking about.
So the fact that they're acting like, oh, we're hanging on every single word, I really feel...
We're sorry for these people.
They are completely lost.
Look at the reaction of these people that are listening to this woman.
Nuts.
For those rights to be maintained, which means we have to be vigilant, and it's just the nature of it.
I mean, look at this beautiful play and everything that we know he ended, he had to suppress so much.
But he knew and he took those risks.
But we have to be clear eyes.
And it doesn't mean we don't see the beauty in everything.
Right?
These things all coexist.
But I believe we fight for something, not against it.
You're the Aristotle of our time.
We should fight for something, not against...
Oh!
Oh my God, she's Aristotle!
Oh!
Kamala!
Wow!
Oh my God.
It's really sad.
Where do I get these people?
No, Kat, we seriously dodged a bullet.
I mean, in the biggest way possible.
Oh my God, she's so drunk.
Her eyes.
Look at her eyes.
I know.
This is...
And poor old Doug, you know.
The old woman beating nanny knocker-upper.
He's sitting back there like a beta cuck.
Waiting for her to pick her man out for the night, so he sits at the chair at the end of the bed and watches.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, seriously.
He must have...
He is such a wimp, man.
Well, I mean, maybe that's how he's luring the other ones in.
They're thinking to themselves, hey, you know.
That's how I got the nanny.
The wife was episode two.
Exactly.
They're going, all right, well, maybe there is somebody that has some serious patience.
I'm telling you, they need to put her in rehab.
I know what's...
Sometimes, you know, I'm kidding around and I just say stuff, but I'm telling you, everybody knows that, watch that video, knows anything about being wasted.
That woman's wasted, man.
She needs to go to rehab.
Well, she was absolutely coming for freedom of speech.
Everybody knows that.
She's spoken out about it even when she was campaigning.
And then you've got the news media that is doing the exact same thing.
They're trying to make this sound like it's a good idea, that it's okay.
So here is more of this 60-minute interview.
It's wild.
This is the future we avoided by an eighth of an inch.
Now listen to how they justify this.
So crazy.
Is it a crime to insult somebody in public?
Yes, it is.
And it's a crime to insult them online as well?
Yes.
The fine could be even higher if you insult someone in the internet.
Why?
Because in the internet, it stays there.
If we are talking face-to-face, you insult me, I insult you, okay, finish.
But in the internet, if I insult you or a politician...
That sticks around forever.
Yeah.
The prosecutors explain German law also prohibits the spread of malicious gossip, violent threats, and fake quotes.
If somebody posts something that's not true, and then somebody else reposts it or likes it, are they committing a crime?
In the case of reposting, it is a crime as well, because the reader can't distinguish whether you just invented this or just reposted it.
That's the same for us.
The punished cat.
Our entire audience would be locked up.
Yeah, so them two little nerds in the glasses and that woman, they're all dressed up and they're polite, but they're evil demons, man.
These people are evil.
Oh, you can absolutely see right through it.
You couldn't get away.
You think that nerd's going to show up?
I hate to tell you this, little nerd, try to do that in the South.
Come to somebody's house and say you're going to arrest them.
Shit.
For reposting something.
Yeah, man.
It's against the law to insult somebody?
Well, let me insult all three of you.
You two are dorks.
And you're a caring piece of crap loser Hitler.
It's so true.
Now, come arrest me.
Oh my gosh, there is no way that any of us would survive in a society like this.
I feel really bad for the German people.
They take your free speech first.
Yep.
In the name of being nice?
Okay, everybody's got to be nice or you're in jail.
Yep.
And so now the people in Germany right now can't say what they want.
So they're already on a downward spiral to hell.
It's true.
I mean, this whole thing.
But it's totally set up by CBS. And seriously, people are now calling it TDS because President Trump, of course, has got a huge lawsuit against them for all of their meddling and everything else that's been going on.
But Mike Benz, he says, and it's really wild.
Uh-oh, there's my server stuff going on.
I told you I had I was having problems with my with my website today so it's popping up giving me all kinds of different notices and it's just I don't know I've had problems with it but anyway so we've got 60 minutes readily utilizes as we all know free speech to promote their agenda and spread propaganda.
I mean, they're using their freedom of speech in order to spread all of this stuff.
So Mike Benz, he points out that these two things aired.
The same episode because these two things are related.
USAID has been funding all of Europe's censorship organizations.
So USAID has been funding this around the world to take away people in general, no matter which country you're from, your freedom to speak so that they can rule the world.
So here's the first one.
Free speech needs boundaries.
Without boundaries, a very small group of people can rely on endless freedom to say anything they want while everyone else is scared and intimidated.
This is according to Josephie Ballen, the CEO of hateaid.cbsnwhatever.ws.
So they conducted this interview and at the same time...
You have these two that are crying about their jobs and they're saying 12 days ago people knew where their next paycheck was coming from.
They knew how they were going to pay for their kids' daycare, their medical bills, and then all gone overnight, says Christina Dry, who was fired in the USAID shutdown.
Well, come to find out.
She's just a contractor.
She didn't even work for them.
She's a speechwriter.
Okay, she didn't work for them, and also, Musk has already told them, they're all getting seven months.
Who gets that?
Seven months severance pay.
Full pay with full benefits for seven months.
So to sit up there and say, they don't know how they're going to eat tomorrow is a lie.
Goodness sake.
Can't find a job in seven months.
If you've got what you proclaim to be the high-skilled $200,000-a-year job, and you're running this...
Big thing in Washington.
And you've got all these degrees and all this talent.
Seven months.
If you can't find a job in seven months with all your supposed talents, you suck.
Well, this is what they have been protecting.
This is the CIA front where they were able to do whatever it was they wanted to without having their name on it.
So they were running everything through USAID. But that's not the only one that they've been running all of these tricks.
I mean, these cutouts, they're calling them CIA cutouts, are there and for a reason.
In fact, here's the exact same woman, and Texas Lindsay underscore, she pointed this one out.
60 Minutes aired an interview of two USAID contractors last night.
One was Christina Dry, the same woman ABC interviewed, who confessed to taking incriminating books.
With her after Doge entered the USAID building.
Strangely, Christina has deleted her ex-account.
Listen to what she has to say.
And they had to leave the building and they were never able to walk back in the building again.
Doge was in the building.
We took down our pride flags.
I took out any books I felt would be incriminating.
No one was talking.
We heard they started taking transcripts automatically of all of our Google Meets.
They unplugged the news in the little kitchen galleys.
It didn't feel good.
And then Saturday, all of the websites went down.
And then I lost complete access to my computer.
Isn't that fun?
But they weren't employees.
So that's the whole thing.
They truly were not employees.
I mean, these people were put there for another reason.
These are speechwriters, and these are the people that 60 Minutes decided to interview.
But it shouldn't surprise you that, of course, now all of a sudden, on internet searches, they're way high for bleach bit.
And other computer cleansers.
Surging in Washington, these slaves.
Yeah, so bleach bit surging is surging.
Also, defense lawyers surging.
And also, countries that don't extradite.
Statute of limitations.
Countries that don't extradite from the USA. Statutes of limitations.
God.
Embezzlement.
They're just crooks.
I know.
Did you see they're going after all the PPP loan fraud, too?
Oh, my God.
I'm so glad about that.
No, that's big.
I'm telling you, that PPP loan.
Some people legitimately needed it and had employees.
They got shut down and they needed it.
Probably, I'd say, 50% of the people just say, hey, anybody.
I mean, they were just giving it to everybody, and then they just forgive it, gave it, so you didn't have to pay it back.
So, I mean, and then, you know, I had friends of mine ask me about it.
I said, don't touch that with a 10-foot pole, man.
Don't do it, because they're going to use that as an excuse to look in.
They have it.
It's in the contract.
Look into all your finances.
They can now obtain your bank account information.
Anything they want, they can get now.
And just, they can do an investigation on how you spend it.
You better not have bought a car or, you know, a new set of golf clubs or something two days later.
Well, we already found out that there were a number of Hollywood celebrities that used that to pay for their gardeners and to pay for certain things on their properties.
Oh yes, they all took those loans out.
A whole bunch of them.
A whole gang of them.
People that certainly didn't need it.
It's going to be real interesting.
I can tell you that.
I mean, they have been ripping us off.
We've been robbed.
Again.
I mean, this is not...
Okay.
At all.
On any level.
And the people that have been doing this need to be treated like the criminals they truly are.
I don't care if it was an ex-president.
I don't care if it's a big politician or a big name or a Hollywood type.
It doesn't matter.
If you stole from the American people, then you should definitely be investigated, prosecuted, and whatever that sentence is.
So...
Here you've got the U.S. Department of Education.
It announces an elimination of, get this, $350 million in woke programming.
This is what they have been doing to just gaslight these kids.
And we've been reporting it since the very beginning.
I didn't know the number that they had assigned to that programming, but it's $350 million.
Golly, just take our money and just waste it.
Now keep in mind, they are in control of people's children for at least eight hours a day.
Can you imagine what you're going to get as a result of it?
No wonder you've got guys saying, hmm, you know what?
They're treating them real well if I decide to wear a pearl and a dress.
I mean, of course.
They're going to put on pearls in a dress.
They're going to be celebrated and they're going, okay, my life could improve.
I go from being the nerd in the back to like celebrity status if I were to announce something like that.
And then if I get on all of this medication and I, you know, appeal to all of these different people, that even takes it a step further.
Then if I get something removed, a body part for that matter, oh my goodness, you can put me on celebrity status.
This is what they have been teaching them.
That it's okay.
That it's celebrated.
That it's brave.
All day.
Yeah.
Yeah, and they got these parents that saying it's, you know, get your ding-a-dong cut off at 12 years old is brave.
No, it's stupid.
Oh, it's so horrible.
You just need one parent say, you ain't doing that shit.
Oh my gosh.
In California, they'd like try to take the baby away from the dad.
They don't want to do it.
I'd be grabbing my kid and moving to another state.
And two seconds flat.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, really.
Good luck, psycho-caring mom.
Exactly.
I don't think so.
This isn't about you, but they try to make it that way.
So, do you hear this?
Well, look at Hollywood.
Oh, yeah.
Every one of them's got a trans kid.
Every one of them are three.
Oh, true.
All of them.
Oh, so, so true.
I mean, it's just, it's the wildest thing.
It's not mathematically possible.
Mm-mm.
Nope.
Them poor kids don't have a chance.
I feel so bad for them.
I mean, really, it is a bad situation.
The whole thing, all the way around.
And you can't reverse it.
That's the thing.
Once you do it, that's it.
It's over.
This is permanent.
Those people absolutely need to pay for it.
Pharmaceutical industry, medical industry, any of those doctors and parents that do that truly need...
Yeah, I think they're not...
Should be put in jail for the rest of their lives, the doctors and the parents.
It's child abuse.
Yeah, it's like, okay, if a young kid has a gun crime, they go to the parents, right?
And they charge them with it.
Put them in prison.
Well, heck, taking your own child and cutting their ding-dong off or their breast or their...
I mean, mutilating the hell out of them, giving them the opposite sex hormones, which means, I'm telling you, you mutilate your child at 11 or 12, and you start pumping them full of the hormones of the opposite sex, do you really think they're going to live past 30?
They're not!
You're literally taking their lives away.
You think they're going to live to be 60, 70 years old?
Give me a break.
You're messing with their hormones.
You just completely mutilated them and screwed them up for no reason.
They're healthy.
Man.
They'll never reproduce.
I mean, my gosh.
What an awful thing to do.
When they regret it, which almost all of them wear, it's irreversible and there's nothing they can do about it but be walking around feeling like shit the rest of their lives.
Well, depression, suicide, all of those things come into play after that.
Oh, that's awful.
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Speaking of cash, it's time to confirm.
Isn't it, though?
This is ridiculous.
Well, since today's a holiday, that 30-hour clock doesn't start until tomorrow.
Of course.
So we're in for a little wait before he's confirmed.
But I cannot wait.
It should be Wednesday.
It should.
Absolutely it should.
They have the votes.
He's going to get in one way or the other.
They're just making fools out of themselves by delaying it.
It's just frustrating people at this point.
And them stupid ass, of course, the same old Lindsey Grahams go there and start kissing Zelensky's ass.
Yep.
Unbelievable.
Unreal.
Yeah, I tweeted, if this is what we wanted, we'd have voted for Nikki Haley, you asshole senators.
So true.
I mean, this is something that I'll tell you what, you've got a whole group of rhinos that have got to go.
And the revelation about Tom Cotton, Senator Cotton, the fact that he is tied to an anti-Trump NGO getting millions from USAID tells a story in and of itself.
Apparently, Senator Cotton, he sits on a board of International Republican Institute, which reportedly received $130 million in taxpayer money last year, much of it from USAID.
The group actively works against Trump's policies while funding UN refugee programs.
IRI spent $12 million on travel and $14 million on benefits last year.
They even provide housing allowances according to their tax forms.
Now you've got Cotton's blocking Trump DOD pick.
Funny how that works, isn't it?
So you've got the whole thing here.
Another one that went in there, like I'm the Tea Party guy, and then turned out to be just a big giant war pig establishment bushy since the time he got in there.
I can't stand that guy.
Another war pig.
Boy.
There is a lot to talk about with these guys.
Never trust a war pig.
Oh, yes.
See, this is the thing.
They're trying to come in one way, and then we start to figure out who they truly are.
This guy is blocking.
He is working behind the scenes to block Trump's pick, Elbridge Colby, from getting confirmed at the DOD. He's doing everything in his power.
And he is getting paid big bucks.
I don't care if it's a Republican.
I don't care if it's a Democrat.
Investigate them.
If they were accepting bribes and if they were using and getting our money, our stolen funds, for their own personal piggy banks, they need to be able to answer for it.
I mean, they need to be called in.
They need to be prosecuted if there is such an occurrence.
I don't care how high up in the Republican Party it goes.
Senators, I don't care.
Judges, whoever.
Media.
Doesn't matter to me.
You knew it was stolen funds.
You knew what you were doing was wrong.
USAID. Most of them knew what that was.
It was a total front.
Here's some breaking news.
Ooh, hang on.
Game for it.
Here we go.
Good.
The Mexican Senate has just approved the entry of U.S. Special Forces to take on the cartels.
Excellent.
That's gonna get real.
Fast.
That's gonna be big.
Mm-hmm.
They're gonna clean up that border.
Oh, wow.
They're going to get rid of a lot of really bad people, Kat.
Mm-hmm.
The worst of the worst.
I mean, here they were allowing them to come in and take over apartments of U.S. citizens.
They didn't care who was coming in this country or what they were doing.
But let me tell you, if you had a MAGA flag in your yard, whoa, whoa, expect a knock at the door.
It's so ridiculous.
It is.
I'm just so glad we have President Trump.
That's all I have to say.
It was just Obama's same people for the third term with that cadaver, whatever you want to call him.
Let him bomb Muppet.
Oh my gosh.
Joe Biden.
Boy, he sure has been solid.
Trump got one of the guys from...
Remember when he got one of the...
Guys from Russia release, and then Biden comes on, his people tweet, yeah, thank God, man, all of our hard work paid off.
They did absolutely nothing.
Laughable.
And they were going to do the exact same thing with Kamala Harris.
That was going to be Obama's fourth term.
Can you imagine?
Oh my gosh, serious bullets dodged for that.
And poor President Trump had to do it.
He literally had to dodge the bullets in order to get into this position.
Well, speaking of Mexico, you have a top auto CEO who says he may pull production out of Mexico if Trump follows through on tariffs.
They see the writing on the wall as well.
That's why Mexico is cooperating because they will have a real hard time of it without U.S. Canada may be humming this tune, but not for long.
They're going to fall in line as well.
Sorry.
But they will.
Trudeau has completely destroyed Canada.
Isn't he supposed to be gone in March?
My gosh, he's another Joe Biden young duck.
Yes.
He's just sitting up there like Joe Biden.
He's just a figurehead.
Nothing else is happening.
It's amazing the weak citizens of some of these countries, too, that just sit around.
And what they do is they put them all on welfare.
You get free health care, you get free welfare.
I mean, if you're on drugs in Canada, they'll send you money to stay on drugs.
And if you just feel like killing yourself, they'll help pay for that too.
Yep.
And they just sit there, and I don't know what they've done to their citizenry, and you just sit there and become this weak little government boot-licking sheep, and you're pathetic.
Man!
What's so funny?
Some of these people don't deserve their freedom.
They really don't.
No.
They don't care about it.
Whatever freedom they got left, that's why it's all being taken, and they don't care.
That's it.
It's amazing to watch.
Well, I'm just so glad that we're back on track, but it is not suiting a lot of people.
Did you see this whole nonsense with Tom Hanks?
I guess he is a little and should be a little concerned, especially once Cash is confirmed.
Those Epstein files are coming out, and we're going to learn a lot about Hollywood culture and probably recognize a whole bunch of names.
I'm not saying his name is on there because I don't have those files, but it has been suggested in the past.
So you've got MAGA Nation that is in complete uproar as leftist actor Tom Hanks.
He mocked...
Trump supporters during an SNL sketch.
Okay, so this was just gross.
He's gross.
And he thought this was a really great idea.
So here is the skit.
You can watch it for yourself for its 50th year anniversary special.
They had Tom Hanks play a racist Trump supporter afraid to shake a black man's hand.
Fun fact, Trump's 2024 election win was the least racially divisive American election since 1964. But Hollywood hasn't gotten that memo.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, speaking of church, can I say something?
If more folks went to church, we wouldn't be in this mess we're in now.
You know what?
I agree with you, Doug.
I'd like to shake your hand, sir.
Here we go.
Nobody laughing.
It's just a handshake.
You're welcome to Black Jeopardy anytime.
Thank you, my brother.
Maybe I'll start a show for you to come on and we'll call it "What Jeopardy?" We don't need it.
Nobody's laughing because it ain't funny.
It's just stupid.
Even liberals aren't laughing at that dumb shit.
I mean, that really was bad.
And you should see the comments.
Tom Hanks just ruined it.
I mean, whatever reputation he had now, a lot of people were on the fence about him because they like him as an actor, but now nobody's on the fence.
They like his characters.
They don't like him.
They like the characters that he's played.
This, absolutely, no.
This is why, even though I live here, I don't participate in any of it.
I don't buy or go to movies.
I don't support their craft because I cannot stand who they actually are.
I really cannot.
I will not support it.
Maybe I'll start a show, they say.
Okay, so they're also hitting all of the different people that have started shows because they know that this is where it's going.
And you put out a good post the other day I saw.
And that was that quit feeding them.
Quit feeding CBS News, ABC, all of the different networks that tried to do us in.
Start going on podcast.
You were really on to something, Republican Party, those that are in charge.
We gave it to you.
Yeah, they should outlaw the New York Post, the New York Times, the New WAPO. Anybody like the Huffington Post, any of these left-wing news organizations, and anybody from CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, and ABC. And just get rid of them.
And don't go on any of their shows.
Don't go on any of their Sunday shows.
Don't let them ever give an interview.
Kick them out of the pool press.
That time has come.
It's like a bunch of eight-track tapes sitting around.
They've had their time.
They've been up there for decades, and all they do is spew bullshit lies.
Get them the hell out, and don't look...
And it would destroy them.
It would destroy them.
There wouldn't be nothing left in four years of them.
I mean, please.
By ignoring them.
Well, I mean, the wild thing is, here you've got, Ian Yeager puts out this, that Jim Acosta calls for news organizations to band together and possibly boycott the Trump administration.
Do it for us!
Great!
I just tweeted, your terms are accepted.
Absolutely!
I mean, great idea.
It'll end up like, what is that, Blue Sky?
I've never been on Blue Sky.
I have zero interest in ever going on Blue Sky.
It's the exact same way that I feel about Facebook.
Speaking of Facebook, gosh, you know what?
You want to talk about Tom Cotton and Zucker Bucks being, you know, sitting in a tree.
They're doing the exact same thing.
They are funding warfare against President Trump.
And that story is out as well.
I'm so sick of these people.
But quit feeding them.
Remember when Stupidberg came out?
And I was like, oh, I've changed.
We're not censoring conservatives.
And then the next, of course, he just went away.
And, of course, they still are.
And we all said, surely you're not going to fall for this dumb shit.
Exactly.
And Elon Musk is a genius, man.
Look at all the stuff he does with rockets and going to Mars and with Tesla.
I mean, the guy's a genius, man.
And Zuckerberg literally stole Facebook from one of his roommates in college.
And it's never gotten better.
He's never went and done anything else.
He tried to change it to meta.
It was a big flop.
He's literally done nothing because he's dumb.
He's a dumbass that lucked into it and stole it from somebody else.
That's it, too.
He's just a dork, man, with a low IQ that just got lucky.
That's why he sounds stupid every time you hear him, because he is stupid.
Well, I mean, here's the deal, though.
The only reason why anybody would watch CNN or MSNBC or any of the other channels, for that matter, is because Trump or somebody from the administration was going on there.
That's the only reason.
They're not going to go listen to their stories because we know what their stories consist of.
Complete and total lies.
But if they stopped going, and if they did what President Trump was doing to win the election, going to all of these independent podcasts instead, we would have and reshape, and we have the platforms with X and with Truth and all the others, and Rumble especially, to be able to conduct these interviews and see all of these different.
And people would come and it would grow.
And we would put these clowns out of business.
If I hear that Marco Rubio is going to go talk to somebody, I'm going to go over, no matter who the somebody is.
Isn't he, though?
I'm very impressed with him now.
Redemption.
I was worried about him.
He was the only one I was really worried about when Trump picked him because, you know, I have that old rhino.
He was young, and he got, and boy, McCain and Lindsey Graham latched on to him.
Come back here, son.
Come back here, son.
And they, you know, he was young, and they got him, and they hooked him, but he got out of it, and he just, he's come around, man.
He's been up there for, what, a long time now, probably 20 years, and he's doing a good job, man.
He's doing exactly what Trump does.
He says all the right things.
Doing good.
He certainly is.
I mean, open communication after Trump and Putin talk.
And Zelensky, by the way, is having a hissy fit.
Over the whole thing.
Because he wants to stay a dictator for the rest of his life and just be, you know, put into all of these positions.
But, of course, you've got Secretary Rubio and Foreign Minister LaRove who work on foreign conflict issues and to restore mutually respectful interstate dialogue.
They're already working.
And you've got this little clown in the background just acting like a nut.
You have...
Zelensky.
He says, I will never accept any decisions between the United States and Russia about Ukraine.
Never.
So he just wants blood on his hands.
He wants the whole thing in ashes.
The reason he's going over and talking to Russia first, because you can't get a deal done with that little acting coke head.
He wants just money, honey.
He doesn't want anything else.
He wants it to keep going.
He, you know, if they would have just listened...
They would not stop saying, I want to go into NATO. He kept saying, I'm going to invade you if you keep saying you're going to be in NATO. Oh my gosh.
I mean, really?
He just has no instincts, the guy.
He's a comedian.
He's a dork comedian who we installed.
So he would do everything we wanted.
They had a duly elected president, and they stalled this guy, so he'd do what they said, so they could have their bio labs all over there.
I always say it.
They've used Ukraine for a 51st state forever.
A 51st state with no constitution that they can do all their bio labs, all their money laundering, all their human trafficking, everything all these scumbags want to do with no constitution.
Yep.
And you don't think Putin knew that?
Oh my gosh, he absolutely knew that.
But I mean, here's the thing.
This has been going on for quite some time.
Everybody knows.
And now we have how they were doing it.
We've got the source.
There's no elections now.
USAID was doing all of this.
Thank you, Victoria Nuland.
Thank you, Samantha Power.
This guy got rid of the churches he didn't like.
He got rid of the opposition party.
He got rid of the opposition TV and radio and podcasts.
Now he don't hold elections.
He's a total dictator now.
Anybody that doesn't see this shit's blind.
Oh my gosh.
And a lot of people have seen it because it used to be, remember they, and then at the same time, and we said this when it wasn't popular, they're trying to pick your heroes.
They're bringing them over here.
Standing ovation in Congress, kissing his ass like he's Jesus Christ.
And they're just going, and they're just...
This is your new hero, him and Dr. Fauci.
Praise Fauci, too.
These two are your new heroes.
No, they're not.
They're the worst of the worst.
They have more blood on their hands than we have seen ever in the world.
I mean, the fact that this little creep is able to even weasel in anywhere, and this is why he's running over to Europe.
He's like, okay, well, let's make a deal.
Because he's not going to get a deal out of the Trump administration.
They can see him for what he is.
He has no plans of saving lives and creating peace.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's all about Zelensky and Zelensky staying in power.
I mean, here you've got President Trump that's like trying his best to get Putin to the table, which he has been able to do.
You have National Security Advisor Mike Waltz who discusses the upcoming peace negotiations and you've got that little weasel running around the back saying, oh no, let's start our own army.
I need you all to commit, which you've got a few in Europe that are dumb enough to do that.
Come on.
We've got to have people with sense.
I do want to give a shout out to Rush Limbaugh today.
It's been four years today since he died.
It's hard to believe it's been that long.
Wouldn't he have loved all of this?
My God, I would give $10,000 a day to just listen to him for a week.
Just right from this week on to Friday.
Oh my gosh.
Man, there would never be, you know, I would have never got.
Politically, and had my, you know, account get this large, or even been anybody without Rush Limbaugh, because, you know, I told this story on Tucker, but, you know, I was a hippie musician, and, you know, you had to work, you know, that's how come I can build houses from the ground up, because we had to build decks, and, you know, roofs, and stuff during the day, because, you know, you didn't get paid enough to, you hope you got enough just to break even playing music.
And so we put a right, you know, you didn't want to hear music all day, so I just started listening to Rush, and this is in the 90s, early 90s.
And then I just got addicted to listening to him.
I was going, man, this guy's just, everything he believes, I believe.
And I listened to him from then all the way up until the day he died.
Unreal.
I mean, seriously.
And, of course, you've got the tribute.
That went out today, and that was really cool.
You were on Bo Snerdly's podcast as well.
I was.
Yeah, that was cool.
It was a great honor.
You know, Snerdly was his right-hand man, and I went on his not podcast, but radio show.
His radio show, yes.
And you know I don't do radio, so I really have to really respect you and like you to go on a radio show.
Oh, yes, because you have to be on your best behavior.
Which is very difficult to do.
In fact...
Don't drop the F-bomb.
Don't drop the F-bomb.
I know you won't too.
Don't say shit.
Well, you certainly broke in, JJL. You totally destroyed our perfect record on Saturday, Kat.
Oh, I know.
Well, that's what you get for inviting me on.
I loved having you.
Are you kidding?
Anytime.
Any time at all.
But yes, we had this perfect running streak and then all of a sudden the cat comes on and I said, yep, there it goes.
Our perfect record is out the door.
Cussing like a sailor.
That's okay.
You got your point across.
Several points, in fact.
It wasn't a hello, I'm testing my audio.
No.
We had quite a good show.
It was fun.
It was a lot of fun.
As usual.
Yeah, and I was testing my mic.
My system went out.
Everybody remembers.
Friday, so...
Yeah, so it was just a cord.
A cord went bad.
Yeah.
And it wasn't the phone, which is good.
And then I forgot to pay for my security certificate for my website, so that's why this thing keeps, you know, coming up as a reminder.
I keep trying to...
I've been fighting this thing the entire show.
By computer guy.
It's always something.
It's always something.
But he's on vacation.
I'm going, oh my gosh, normally he handles that, and now I'm like, oh.
Anybody ever wants to get a podcast going?
Trust me when I tell you, there's a lot to it.
Oh boy, there is never a dull moment.
It is constant.
I mean, I'm...
Oh, you don't even want to know.
The hours and agony.
But it's all worth it in the end.
We all get to have a wonderful time trying to figure out all this stuff.
My goodness.
We have 61,000 people listening live on Twitter right now.
X. Isn't that fun?
Who would have thought when they took away that platform that things would be the way they are now?
I mean, we went through four years of just complete and total darkness.
We were not able to even communicate.
We were getting kicked off of gaming platforms.
And that's what they're doing in Germany right now.
And if you think that they weren't planning on doing that here, my gosh.
I mean, you've got Vice President J.D. Vance.
He went to Europe to defend free speech.
They don't want free speech because they all want to be in office for the rest of their lives.
They never want anybody to challenge them over anything.
Think about how narcissistic you would have to be.
I want to thank Biscuit Jam Plays.
They say, put the dumb song on, please, for the salty libs.
You got it.
This is how we'll go out.
In the meantime, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
We will see everybody tomorrow at 3. You're done.
You're done.
Same thing.
Still done.
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