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Democrats Come Unglued | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels and Catturd Ep. 735 - 2/5/2025
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Today is Wednesday, February 5th, 2025, episode number 735. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
It's another day in paradise.
It certainly is.
It's crazy, you know, two weeks ago, it was two inches of snow and ice.
I know.
Where I live today, it's like 86 in really hot humidity.
Isn't that crazy?
It's so wild.
I mean, and think about where we were two weeks ago with the political environment.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, just two weeks ago, a few days, I think it was two days after I was in the hospital in Nashville, but two days is when the...
Snow and ice hit the Cat Turd Ranch, and it was, I think, one day it was 13 degrees.
And then here it is two weeks later, it's 84 degrees today, and you can't really breathe.
Oh, I bet the humidity is something else there.
Oh, yeah, it's bad today, but just serious swing of temperatures.
It has been wild.
Speaking of swinging, my gosh, we've got Mitch McConnell that appears to be back.
Falling down and everything else.
He falls down the Senate stairs.
Again.
Again.
Seems like it's every week.
He either glitches out or falls down.
And he had nobody in his family that loves him, apparently, to say, great, great, great granddad.
I actually am one in the family that loves you.
You're making a fool of yourself.
You're falling all over the place.
Let go.
Let go of the power.
Let it go.
You've had your time.
Let the younger people do it.
Come home.
Relax.
Bounce your grandkids on your knee.
Your great-grandkids.
Go fishing.
Read a book.
Relax.
Exactly, Kat.
Who in the hell retires at 82?
Get out of there!
It is so sad that people would let him continue to just...
Egomaniac!
I know.
What an egomaniac.
I mean, what is it going to take?
He could get seriously hurt.
You already have Nancy Piglosi, who broke her hip.
You have Dianne Feinstein, who died.
I mean, they were wheeling her around.
And I guarantee you, Pelosi's in bad shape.
She showed up to that, like, Senate vote or House vote at one time and then just disappeared again in a walker.
Exactly.
Because she ain't doing good, trust me.
She'd be around if she was.
She's definitely not doing well, but he certainly voted to confirm Trump's HUD secretary.
You know what's so wild about this whole thing, Kat?
Is that I truly believe that President Trump has the ability, especially with the following and with all the revelations and with all of his superstar picks, to even bring the rhinos to the table.
Like, they have always been our biggest enemy.
From the very beginning, they've always been the ones that have been going behind our back.
But I don't think they have a choice now.
I really do not.
America is happy.
We're moving.
We're vibrant.
We're doing all the things that we said we wanted to have done.
He's doing for us.
He's draining the swamp like a mofo.
It's either you get on board or you can just forget it.
I get ran over, man.
That's it.
We're not playing anymore.
Time is now.
That's exactly right.
This USAID, boy, are they screaming about that.
They're literally giving birth to lambs out their butts on Capitol Hill.
Oh, that's all they care about.
They're getting all ghetto.
I know.
You white people, you white asses.
I mean, it is just wild to watch this.
The black dude got up there.
It's like apartheid in Africa.
It is?
You mean it's like apartheid?
When I've taken away, you got slush fun?
96% went to Democrats.
I just saw somewhere where guess who got 84 million?
Chessie Clinton!
Yay!
Of course.
Of course.
I mean, all these people like Politico and Reuters even, they're all propped up.
Well, we sit here and we run an honest podcast and it worked years and years and we still only make so much money.
No, they get...
The fake news propagandists, they get paid millions, and guess who's paying it?
You guys out there, under a secret slush fund called USAID. And that's what they are showing up to protest.
You didn't see them show up for those in North Carolina, and I thought, and in California, and in Ohio, when Americans really need them, they're nowhere to be found.
It's over.
It's obvious.
I mean, we have got a real situation here, and they're showing their colors.
I wish they would continue on.
Half the whole program was trying to shove gay crap down everybody's throat and trying to make everybody gay worldwide.
They were trying to sell it.
Yes, or cover it up.
They want everybody gay or trans, the Democrat Party, ask yourself why.
Everybody.
They want to shove that shit down everybody's throat and they're willing to pay billions of your money secretly to do it.
Ask why.
My gosh.
I mean, this is craziness.
It is absolutely absurd, Kat.
I mean, everybody that sees this right now, I mean, that are waking up for the first time and seeing this, I'm just going, welcome to the party, because we've been warning people that this is how they operate time and time again, and here they are.
I mean, $8 million?
$8 million to Politico?
No wonder they had, they weren't able to make payroll.
They didn't make payroll this time because Elon Musk got in there and shut it down.
That's right.
And they're living paycheck to paycheck, even because of all that money.
As soon as it comes in, they give it to everybody.
That's exactly right.
They can't even survive on $8 million.
That's how ridiculous.
Democrats, they're so stupid, they can't even run a business.
It's all big slush fund.
I'm telling you, folks, our government is one big, giant Ponzi scheme scam.
Everything in Washington, D.C. They're about to pull that shit apart, too.
Well, it's really true.
And maybe this way, this is how we're going to get honest people in government that really want to do their jobs and make America great again, and they will go back to being civil servants.
I mean, all of a sudden, you're going to see them leaving if there isn't any money in it for them.
You realize that, right?
We're going to be left with people that actually want to do something for the country and its citizens.
God works for free.
He gives his salary away.
I know it.
He's the only president in history, in history, that went in there and came out poorer than he came in.
Goodness sakes.
Because he's honest.
He is.
He absolutely is.
And let's face it, I mean, Hegseth, he took a major pay cut when he decided to join the Trump team.
I mean, he was making, you know, five figures over there at Fox, and now all of a sudden his salary, of course, has been reduced, but he's doing it because he has a higher calling.
These are the people that you want, and these are the people that President Trump is tapping for this administration.
They are superstars in their own right.
Oh my gosh.
So, you've got Richard Grinnell, who is talking about Samantha Power.
And I'm so glad people are talking about this woman now.
What she did with the tax dollars at USAID should be a FBI investigation.
Can't wait until cash gets in there.
She used your money to fund crazy, radical programs and far-left activists.
And he's calling for an investigation on all of this, which is really great.
It's gotta happen.
God.
Oh, my God.
Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, all of the money that was supposed to go to Haiti ended up in her coffers.
And how much did they get?
Not a lot.
Two percent of nothing.
This is how the whole system works.
And this is what she's been protecting.
They're going to bring this shit down.
And Trump don't give a damn.
No.
Uh-uh.
Not at all.
Nope.
These are not his friends and he never expects them to be after the way they treated him.
I mean, when you start looking at these figures and these numbers, it is unbelievable.
Over $4 billion to Haiti, but Haiti only got 2% of it.
The rest went to firms in D.C. and other.
That's what you're going to find time and time again.
Where it was supposed to go, it never ended up.
There.
What in the world?
I mean, these people, really, they need to go to prison.
This should infuriate everybody out there that pays taxes.
Oh, yeah.
They take your taxes and they tax the hell out of you when you can't even make a living scraping by and feed your family.
And at the same time, you send it to them and they're just secretly funneling it to everybody and getting everybody filthy rich.
And they all need to go to prison for this shit.
This is just corruption.
It is.
These are scam artists, man.
It is.
These are con artists and scam artists up there.
That's all they are.
I mean, how much are the Clintons worth?
I mean, think about that.
Here they're supposed to be public, you know, they're supposed to be public servants, and that's, you know, he was a president and all of that.
I mean, they're worth $120 million a day.
This is according to...
Bill's a drapey, rapist, weirdo, Epstein Island pedo, just creep.
And man, think about what he's done and just get away with it.
My gosh.
Just frightening.
Well, wait a second.
I actually just got another figure from Forbes on them.
They are worth, they made $240 million in the last 15 years.
$240 million?
Are you kidding me?
Sign me up!
I want to know how to do that.
I mean, do you think that they would want the litter box?
Let's talk to them.
I've never seen anything quite like this in my life.
$240 million in the last 15 years these two crooks made.
From speaking, writing, consulting.
Now, you remember when Hillary Clinton got up there and she was running for office, every time she would get up to speak, everybody would leave.
I mean, they would leave after the celebrities performed.
They weren't hanging around to listen to Hillary Clinton speak.
They weren't even interested.
And then, of course, down here you've got Bill and Hillary, miscellaneous.
Hillary writing and speaking.
Bill speaking, writing, consulting, advising Ron Burkle.
This is over 15 years.
So, of course, it shouldn't remind you, I mean, it shouldn't surprise you, that it remains unclear how exactly the billions of dollars that the U.S. has spent on assistance to Haiti have been used and whether this funding has had, you know, a substantial impact or not in that region.
But they dispersed at least 2.3%.
$13 billion in contracts and grants for Haiti-related work.
Overall, just $48.6 million has gone directly to the Haitian organizations or firms.
Just over 2% compared to more than $1.2 billion have gone to firms located in D.C., Maryland, or Virginia.
Check this out.
This is just coming out.
So all them people that went over to see Zelensky, all them liberal piece of shit, scumbag ditty party people.
Oh yes, the celebrities.
So Angela Jolie got $20 million to go over there and do a Photoshop.
Photo-op with him.
Remember Ben Stiller?
Oh, I'm all Zelensky!
Oh, Diddy guy, Diddy's buddy.
Ben Stiller.
He got $4 million to go over there and take a picture with Zelensky.
Madonna's ex-husband.
What's his name?
Sean Penn.
Yes, he was another one.
Sean Commie Penn.
Piece of crap.
Loser.
He went down there and Venezuela was this great company.
He went down there and campaigned.
For dictator Chavez, Hugo Chavez, and got him in there.
He burned the country down so bad they were eating zoo animals.
And then he just disappears and acts like he wasn't responsible for it.
Scumbag, Sean Penn.
Wow.
Scumbag.
And if you ever want to say anything to my face about it, you're welcome.
Absolutely.
I'm not a movie tough guy.
No.
Well, that's true.
That's definitely true.
But the whole thing is just crazy.
I mean, all of a sudden you're starting to realize how Kamala Harris and her campaign went through $1.2 billion.
It was going to all of her cronies in order to keep this boat afloat.
And it is sinking big time.
They are very concerned.
They are very worried.
Look at their reaction.
Orlando Bloom got $8 million.
Oh my gosh.
8 million.
And they're like, oh, we're into this war.
They're literally paid to go there.
And like, we give a damn.
Celebrities have no juice anymore.
It's funny, they had the Grammys and they're sitting up there talking all that shit after we just had an election where you're all out there campaigning Kamala and nobody cared.
Unbelievable.
Nobody likes you.
You're all a bunch of pedos.
That's exactly right.
And that's why everybody's on the fence waiting.
They gave Claude Van Damme $1.5 million to go get a picture with Zelensky.
And he hasn't been irrelevant since I was 16 years old.
Isn't that something?
I mean, it really...
They're just starting.
Why do they get the Medicare and Medicaid and everything else?
Well, wait until they start looking into the IRS. Wait until they start looking at all of these other entities.
And that's what's so great, is that the people that President Trump has tapped are going to do just that.
I mean, here you've got Pam Bondi, who is already, there's rumors abound that she is going to go ahead and reveal the client list.
So we're all bracing ourselves for that.
President Trump has tapped is going to be a superstar in their own right in their own department.
That's why they're there.
And they can't wait until the spotlight is on what they're doing.
So you're going to see them all doing their own thing.
I mean, they really have got...
Tons to show the American people, and they cannot wait.
You've got drill, baby, drill.
You've got the Trump interior, of course, Doug Bergram, who is already talking about it.
I mean, he's just like, let's go.
We're not even wasting any time anymore on all of this.
They're all like this.
I mean, they want their department to be the ones that outshine the other one.
And so, of course, you've got it right here.
Drill baby drill.
Trump Interior Secretary Doug Burgum already revoking Biden climate change rules that block drilling for energy.
We're going to drill.
Liberals, you can cry all you want.
We're going to drill down.
We're going to drill at 98 degrees.
We're going to drill at 20 degrees.
We're going to drill sideways, front ways.
backwards ways.
We're gonna drill, drill, drill, drill, drill, drill, drill.
Cannot wait.
And you can cry all you want.
Well.
They don't want to make it here and have it go to us.
They want to put it on big shipping containers and have it come from a country that hates us and says death to America and have it...
Go overseas, and they have to clean out their bilge.
Go down there and clean out their bilge.
There's always oil and tons in it.
Believe me, I know.
And then they pump their bilge out.
They want thousands and thousands and tens of thousands of ships coming over and pumping their oily bilge out in the sea to come over here and use all that diesel fuel just to get the oil over here and be a million times worse for the environment because liberals are fucking dumb.
I guess I'm supposed to do this after that.
Oh my gosh.
I know we're all on a roll lately.
Seriously.
And the more we find out, the better it gets.
Because this is some of the stuff we've been talking about this entire time.
I mean, no one was listening.
But now they are.
And they really need to be because this is serious.
I mean, we've gotten to that point.
So, here's breaking news.
Ooh, good.
Hang on here, Kat.
You're...
Attorney General Monty has ordered a full investigation into the cases brought against President Trump, including Alvin Bragg's BS hush money case in New York City per CNN. Fabulous.
Fabulous.
She's like, I'm not going after y'all.
I'm in there.
I'm going after every one of you fuckers.
That's exactly right.
As she should.
Well, it shouldn't surprise anybody that new scum hopped on a plane immediately because, to talk to President Trump, you've got U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi who has directed the DOJ to pause all federal funding for sanctuary cities immediately after being sworn in.
This is beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
And you've got Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, who absolutely swears her in.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
President Trump was so proud.
You're going to talk about diversity.
There it is in action, right?
And two incredible Americans that earned it to get up there and to be there.
They weren't given anything.
Pam Bondi also paused all funds going to all the sanctuary cities.
You get zero.
That's it?
Good luck.
That's why.
You pick zero money and watch your city go to hell, or you keep protecting criminals.
This is California.
We don't care which.
We don't care which.
We don't care every country.
Democrat hellhole goes to shit.
Sorry to shit.
Well, here's the thing.
This is why Newscom not jumped on the next plane, because he saw the writing on the wall.
I mean, I just hoped that he had to ride with the cattle.
I mean, that's my opinion of the guy.
But yes, I mean, as soon as all of this started to come down the pike, they're going, whoops.
They know how serious this is.
We gave President Trump a mandate.
We expected this.
And he is delivering every single day.
Punch after punch.
And the Democrats cannot handle it.
They really do not know what to do.
And he is not going to let them get back up.
He's going to keep going.
He's going to steamroll right on over them.
I mean, here you've got the website, the USAID website that's back online just to announce to the global employees that they will be placed on leave and ordered to return to the U.S. So come home.
We need you home.
We're no longer going to be funding all of this stuff.
And then once you get here, you're going to be on leave until we figure out what we're going to do with this corrupt organization and clean it up.
You know who else was on that whole list?
Even Trump hater Bill Kristol's group was receiving millions from inside the USAID matrix.
Unbelievable.
Even that freak, that disinformation freak?
Which one?
Oh, yes.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes, Jankovich.
Oh, man, all these liberals get paid, but you pay taxes.
They have a secret slush fund that pays everybody to go against you.
All of them.
New York Times gets it.
Reuters get it.
Politico's literally funded by your taxpayers.
And if you want to do something, what happens to our podcast?
We have to work years and years and years and years on donations.
And then in the meantime, they're closing our bank accounts, swatting me, death threats, FBI's listening to my phone calls, and they're trying to put me in prison for making a mistake that I'm not even making.
Oh my gosh.
This is the difference, man.
I'm tired of this shit.
I don't feel sorry for any of these people.
I want heads to roll.
I want people to go into jail.
I want people to be perp-walked.
It is so true.
We were trolling for dollars, single dollars, yesterday on this show.
And thank you very much, Lettermates.
That was funny.
You showed up.
Thank you for that.
You can get your truck fixed now.
Well, not quite.
But, you know.
I have had 22,000 of them get a truck fixed.
God.
Bless your heart, Kat.
I swear.
I got insurance.
They're paying for it, so I don't care.
That's good.
Well, we still appreciate all the help we can get.
Thank you, Littermates.
We do appreciate it.
But think about that.
I mean, even Hollywood's the same thing.
It's a total rig job.
Think how many talented individuals get overlooked every single day because they're doing favors for their Hollywood friends or they're covering up secrets.
I mean, there is so much talent out there that has been overlooked.
It's not even funny.
But that's how it works.
But yes, Nina, your fave.
Doge uncovers the USAID-funded internet censorship operation in London.
And it's run by the Truth Ministry woman.
The one that was up there making an absolute fool out of herself when Biden tried to introduce her into the scene.
We took care of that.
We laughed her right out of town.
Did you see Nancy Mace?
Ooh, isn't she fun?
To do the tranny things, she was calling them tranny, and of course one of the Democrats had a fence, and finally, man, people were just getting it.
This is how you do it.
Yep.
Oh, Kat, this is just getting to be so much fun every single day.
She was like, tranny, tranny, tranny, on the house floor.
He goes, tranny, tranny, tranny, you want guys with penises to come in my locker room and I'm not having it.
I laughed so hard when I saw her do that.
She's not even picking up with us.
Enough of these people, man.
I'm so tired of them jamming their LBG2RSTUV down our throats, pretending like they're going to cram it down our throats 24-7 and they're trans bullshit.
And they're going to keep cramming it down our throats and cramming it down our throats for years.
And if we push back, you're transphobic, you're gay, you don't like gays.
I'm so sick of it.
We've had it with you bullies.
It's over.
Your shit and your make-believe fantasy world and bullying everybody and your little word games and your pronouns, it's over.
Make-believe time is over.
Go back to the kids' table and pretend land and you can all gripe at each other and wear your blue hair and your nose rings and complain about everything all day because we know you're going to because you're bitter, angry pieces of crap.
And we're not playing your game anymore.
Shut the hell up.
That's exactly right.
I mean, I have to play the clip from Nancy Mace, though.
I really do.
This is how everybody feels right now.
They're tired of it.
It's so true.
Tranny, tranny, tranny.
I don't really care.
You want penises in women's bathrooms, and I'm not going to have it.
No, thank you.
It's disgusting.
Tranny.
Tranny, tranny, tranny.
Before he was going, she's been saying derogatory mock that is for the LGBTQR17s and the trans and it doesn't make them feel good.
She's a tranny, tranny, tranny.
That's exactly how I feel.
Shut up.
We can say what we want to.
You're going to call us a bigot and a racist and Hitler anyway.
And we don't care.
We're numb to it.
We don't care what you call us.
Just like them stupid Democrats going out there and they got all their little racist people.
Out there.
And they have nobody, right?
So they have paid protesters that all showed up, by the way, in masks and hoodies today.
Mask and hoodies.
So you couldn't see them.
That's how proud they are of coming out and going against USAID funding.
And you got Chuck Schumer.
Dork.
Beta Cuck, who's married to a dude who puts raw cheese on hamburgers.
You got Pocahontas, who looks like damn John Denver.
Yes.
When he was 40 years old.
But don't forget that he's under investigation.
Good old Chucky Boy is under investigation as well.
And then they finally rolled Cory Booker back out to yell and scream like another dork.
Oh, gosh.
Another dime store Obama.
It is so true.
And then they got Pocahontas, who somehow is worth $100 million right now, first a teacher salary, and then a congressional salary, who, you know...
Who's 124th Indian with high cheekbones.
And then they got AOC and they got that Crockett little weirdo that's just racist, big mouth that nobody cares about.
And that's all you got, guys?
With a bunch of paid agitators and masks behind you and some fake signs you wrote out yourself and all the media trying to get everybody to come to Washington and have a 5 million man march?
Nobody gives a damn.
No.
Man, we ain't paying for you transgender book sales in bumfuck Egypt.
We're not doing it.
This is all you needed.
I'm telling you what, this is really all you needed.
I mean, any pain that you may have felt when you were in the hospital, this is too good.
I think this is winning the fight.
But this is great.
It's hard to keep up with, even for me, and I'm a junkie, I'm telling you.
I know you are.
I have to literally go just lay in my bed.
I've got a heart blood and just raise it up.
And just sit in there and just, like, get comfortable, turn the fan on, and just sit there on my phone.
And just have to, I mean, it's just all day, every day, and I don't mind.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, you do it beautifully.
There is no question about it.
But I know that any ailments that anybody may have, I mean, they tend to be overlooked with this news cycle.
If anything, you're probably getting whiplash because every second it's another story.
So they just rolled out the old poodle head, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
The human poodle.
She's another one of yours.
Yeah, and she comes out and she runs to MSNBC and says, Secretary Nome called Venezuela immigrants dirtbags.
And nope, she said Venezuela, the treaty allegro gang are dirtbags.
She didn't say Venezuela immigrants.
All they got is lie.
That's it.
And by the way, you're worth millions of dollars.
Fix your damn hair, man.
God.
1982 called and wants their perm back.
Oh.
It's really true.
It's like the governor, man, of New Jersey.
You're a billionaire, dude.
You're worth like $6 billion, man.
Phil Murphy.
Get your teeth fixed, for God's sakes.
It would be so easy.
God, man, you could get brand new teeth.
Hunter did it.
Because he methed his...
He messed his up.
He certainly did.
I mean, the more you're learning about Politico, just that example alone tells a story about how they weren't allowed to write about Hunter Biden's laptop.
They weren't allowed to actually do their real jobs.
They were forbidden.
And here they were using taxpayer dollars to interfere in an election.
This is serious.
This is about as serious as it gets.
And don't think the left doesn't know it.
But I'm so proud of President Trump for just putting the pedal to the metal and saying, no, we're not even going to hesitate.
We're not going to wait.
These are the people in charge.
This is the job they are going to do.
And now they're just, I mean, it's like a bidding.
It's bidding season.
Each one of them wants to show what they're doing with their department.
They're going to be so proud of the cleanup.
They want to outshine their buddy over there.
Or they want to team up.
I mean, just like Pam Bondi.
All of a sudden, you don't have federal funding going to sanctuary cities?
That's huge.
That is huge.
That is exactly the work that we asked for them to do.
Huge stuff.
Yeah, and just wait till cash gets in there.
Wait till...
RFK Jr. gets in and Tulsi Gabbard.
They're hitting them, man.
They're not just doing the one-two punch right now.
They're like this and that.
Trump's not taking over Gaza, by the way.
He's dropping the hell out of everybody.
I know.
He's just going to financially help fund it and help give everybody houses.
That's it.
So everybody's like, oh, he's going to nation build.
He's not going to do it, man.
If you don't understand how this man negotiates by now, I feel sorry for you.
I do, too.
This is how he gets what he wants.
So just kick back and relax.
It's all going to be good.
Believe me.
When they get all these picks in there, they're going to start 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 punching them.
And I'm telling you, they can't.
We can't keep up.
But the only thing they're concerned about right now is their slush fund, gravy train, hand-caught in the cookie jar is over.
That's all they care about because they can't even exist as a party with all this damn dirty money.
I mean, you're like, how is this happening?
How have we said it before?
How does Elizabeth Warren go in there and been in there for, what, 14, 16 years, however long?
And how come she's worth $100 million?
How come Nancy Pelosi's worth $250 million?
Exactly.
And why would they ever vote themselves out of office?
They want to keep raking it in.
I mean, it's easy.
It's the easiest gravy train you've ever seen.
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I've got one because I'm in a tiny apartment, but I'm probably going to get more as time progresses because, my gosh, between snowstorms, fires, hurricanes, earthquakes, the whole deal, there's no excuse.
You gotta get the hell out of there.
I know.
It's really something.
There's never a dull moment.
I mean, I don't know how I could just go and live in peace like you on a plantation.
I really do not.
I have no idea what I would do all day.
I am so used to the jungle.
I am so used to just the mad push and the craziness of a city.
It's going to take me a while.
I've been trying.
But the fires got me out of LA, which was a good start.
But we got a long way to go for all that.
I don't know.
I don't see myself raising chickens.
Let's just put it that way.
I didn't say you had to be a farmer like me.
I'm just saying, get the hell out of L.A. Good Lord.
That's a big difference.
There's a lot of cities way better than L.A. I'll tell you that.
Oh, that's true.
Way cheaper.
That's really true.
My gosh.
Well, it looks like there's going to be a lot of properties for sale, too, as things progress.
Well, you've got a mass exodus on the horizon.
The CIA offers buyouts in its entire workforce with generous eight months pay and benefits package as Trump moves to downsize the federal bureaucracy.
And if you don't care about this country, take it, please, and get the hell out and go do something else.
That's it, too.
We've got to clean things up.
I hope 80% of them take it tomorrow.
Get out of here.
The country won't change one bit.
I know it.
I know, it's really true.
I mean, this whole thing, the light has been shown completely on these people and they don't even know what has hit them.
They're so upset over all this stuff because they're now exposed.
I mean, this is how they've been doing it.
We all knew that there was some kind of slush fund that they were able to use and tap into this entire time.
We always had the bad guy Soros, but even Soros was collecting through this agency.
My gosh!
Clinton, Soros, the biggest names were actually getting our taxpayer dollars and turning it around and against us.
That's how bad this thing actually is.
These people have got to go to prison.
Did you see the dude impeached?
A weirdo.
Articles of impeachment on Trump for dastardly deeds.
Wasn't that funny, Kat?
Oh my gosh.
I know.
I'm trying to get the Dilly Meme team to do it.
Dastardly deeds, done-duh, chief.
Dastardly deeds with Trump singing it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, it should happen because, you know, I mean, what is life without it?
This is a perfect opportunity to seize on all of this stuff.
But yes, he gets up there and nobody cares.
They go and they say, oh, articles of impeachment and it's a big yawn.
They've already used this card before.
The first four years.
They already did it.
We're tired of it.
No, we actually like the action.
We like watching President Trump making America great.
And all of these fools, they don't even have our attention.
I mean, this is just such a yawn.
Goldman's family.
Oh, Dan Goldman, the big loudmouth billionaire.
Democrat congressman.
Yep.
Guess what?
Goldman's family business, Levi Strauss, is funded by who?
Oh, God.
USAID. It's really not a surprise.
I mean, it's really not.
When you look at the ones that are screaming the loudest, it just tells the story in and of itself.
That's why he wants to keep it.
This is worse than apartheid in Africa.
This is worse than slavery.
This is worse than 9-11 and World War III and when the asteroid hit and killed the dinosaurs.
Actually, it's just us finding out your corruption and exposing it to the world.
That's all it really is.
Scream and shout all you want, man.
Y'all have no power to stop this shit.
They do not have any power at all.
And the thing is, we're making all kinds of friends around the world because everybody wants to see the world work sanely.
They're tired of watching what happened to the United States.
I mean, a lot of people pushed us on the back burner thinking, wow, they're just not a serious country, obviously.
They don't care about anything, including manufacturing.
Under the Biden regime, you made it impossible to make money here in this country.
Truly.
Unless you were working for the government and then, oh boy, you got plenty.
It's just wild.
Every day is something.
Well, you've got all kinds of things that are happening as well.
Todd, he's having a meltdown over Elon Musk.
He destroyed the trusted information ecosystem.
He's crying about it.
And then, of course, who can forget that you've got all of these people in the media, some of the biggest talking heads that we've had in our lifetime that are now leaving the news business because they can't obviously afford to get paid.
Yeah.
They can't afford them anymore.
Now that this is over, so you've got Andrea Mitchell who is going to leave MSNBC. This is after 17 years of milk and nut system.
God, shit.
No budget, no beef.
That's the way it works.
And you're seeing them leave.
Right out the door.
She should join the other cringe care and cackling hens over on The View.
She probably will.
Don't give them any more ideas.
My gosh, the ones that we already have over there.
I don't watch it anyway, so the more cringe the better.
Oh, but they always come across the timeline because they're just so crazy and they're just a bunch of cackling hens.
I can't stand it.
I don't know who watches that, who says, oh good, The View's on.
Let me go sit down and, you know.
Pop out the popcorn.
I don't know anyone that even does that.
But anyway, if you're getting paid for it regardless, which is what's been happening, hey, that's why it's there.
Then they're all turning against Elon Musk completely.
The way that they're even trying to introduce this when you've had Soros and all of these other shady characters funding this whole entire operation.
I didn't vote for Elon Musk.
Well...
You've got Donald Trump Jr. who's saying, cry hard, Libs.
We didn't vote for this clown either, yet he controls the Democrat Party.
The difference is Trump ran and was elected in a landslide with full transparency that Elon would be doing exactly what he's doing.
Do you see the difference?
He told you that Elon was going to be working with him before the election.
We knew we were getting him with it.
It was one of the promises.
Yeah, that's one of the reasons we liked it.
Exactly.
He said he wanted to clean up dope.
You know, I hate to tell you dumbass Democrats this, but he actually was on the stage campaigning with them for like six straight months, five days a week.
He was.
My God.
We're going to have, Doge, we are going to clean up what's happened here.
He wrote it to the State Department, USAID. It was a brilliant move.
He wrote it over to Marco Rubio in the State Department so they can't say shit.
Oh my gosh.
Just unbelievable.
Just get rid of it.
Shut it down.
Scatter it to the wind.
End the story.
They can cry all they want.
Just end it right there.
Don't even talk about it no more.
Look, I am ending it today.
It's a big slush fund for the Democrat Party.
We see it.
It's a scam.
Everybody involved are con artists.
We're shutting the whole thing down.
It's done.
I'm pulling it.
Executive order.
Gone.
We're scattering it to the wind.
We won't talk about it no more.
We're going to go to the next thing.
We're going to shut the next damn thing down.
We're going to be free of propaganda media.
All of this nonsense.
That's what's so amazing.
And we have been under attack.
Everybody knows.
I mean, free speech has been under attack.
But Rumble has refused to back down since the very beginning.
They've done a great job.
None of this would be exposed, guys, if Kamala would have won.
You got that right.
We would have had Nina.
She would have been here, for sure.
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We have this show because of them.
That's right.
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They have been working out the bugs.
They are trying as hard as they can.
I was on with them just the other day, and they've got so many great ideas, and they really, really want to have a seat at the table.
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We went through the whole thing.
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Check this out.
Here's another one for the USAID. $100 million to fund studies and research to get people to eat less pizza.
What?
After all the stuff that they stick in our food, are you kidding me?
With all the dyes and everything else, the oils that they use?
Please.
Are you talking about a wasted $100 million?
Have you ever tasted pizza?
This is crazy.
I mean, never going to get people.
Have you ever tasted it?
It's literally gobs and gobs of cheese and meat and crispy bread, yummy with tomato sauce.
Do you know that pizza is the worst thing that you can eat?
From what I have been told from people that I really respect that are nutritionists, they said, if you want the worst thing that you can actually put into your body, it's that.
Ugh.
No, there's other things.
I ate a lot of pizza in my life.
I'm still here.
You're still here.
Yes, you are.
And you've turned that diet around, which is so good.
Man, I've lost a ton of weight in 16 days.
18 pounds now.
I know it.
That's a lot.
There's a scantly video that's going around the internet right now of Cat Turd from yesterday's show.
I'm not going to play it.
I'm not going to embarrass you.
Don't worry.
But it's there.
Lordy mercy.
I know.
The things that happen on this show.
I'll tell you what.
Well, Letitia James targets Trump again, tells hospitals to defy Trump's executive orders on sex change surgeries for minors.
I hate Trump.
Cut 10-year-olds ding-dongs off to get him back.
That's a really good flex there, Letitia.
Is that not unreal?
These people are sick demons from hell.
Let's just call them what they are.
I know.
They're demons straight from hell.
I know it.
They truly are.
So on Monday, you have Letitia James.
She told hospitals to defy President Trump's executive order on sex change surgeries for minors.
She argued prohibiting sex changes for minors would violate New York state law.
Can you imagine that?
That's what she pops up to discuss.
These people are demons.
We've said it before.
And they truly are.
Did you see what President Trump said about Joe Biden signing with a lucrative deal with Hollywood Talent Agency?
Who would sign Joe Biden?
God.
First off.
It's just the payoff.
Crazy.
Oh, check this out.
So 60 Minutes has just relieved the entire 60-minute interview with Kamala Harris.
Good!
They had to.
Do you have any idea?
I just said this is going to be a hoot.
It's going to be so hilarious to watch her unedited, how bad she is.
God, when am I going to find time to watch this?
It's an hour.
If you guys can take some funny clips off that tomorrow and DM me where I can put them on the show, the funniest ones.
That would be great.
It would be, because I'm telling you, I mean, she talked for 60 minutes, and what they did, they had it on like three or four minutes, and it was so edited, it was like they were chopping words from here and putting them over here, and it was just, oh my God, it's going to be funny to watch this absolute moron try to talk.
That's right.
I mean, can you imagine?
You goofy bitch!
We only saw a little bit.
I mean, how long was that initial interview that they allowed us to see?
I mean, and this is with the other anchor.
It was so short.
It was so short.
And this one is 53 minutes, 55 seconds.
No, 58 seconds.
Sorry.
I'm writing a song called We Send Her Back Where She Belongs on Willie Brown's dong.
I'm not kidding either.
I bet that's a good one.
I bet that's a good one.
Oh my gosh, I bet it is.
Well, if it's an original, I can play it on...
This show.
Oh, it's original, alright.
So, there you go.
You hadn't heard that one before.
I can't play the Stray Cats or anything like that, but I can...
We've got 63,000 people listening live just on X right now.
Oh, my word.
Well, there's a lot to discuss.
I'll tell you.
No pressure.
Thanks.
Don't say something stupid.
You've got 12 more minutes.
I know.
I always see...
I always sigh after the show, like, I really hope I made it through that because this is live and there is no forgiveness.
And, of course...
It gets into our archives as well.
I'm a live radio, live podcast worst nightmare.
This is why we keep you on podcast.
No radio for you.
Right, Kat?
Because of that.
Yeah, I don't like to do radio.
People ask me on their radio shows a lot and I'm like, I usually turn it down because I don't like radio.
Because number one, there's a commercial.
Just as soon as you start talking about something, there's a commercial.
Right.
So, I mean, there's literally a commercial every five minutes, and the commercial lasts seven minutes.
And then, so you can't really get...
And then the radio hosts are usually, you know, they talk a lot more than podcast hosts.
So, since you don't have that time and that freedom on podcasts, they're just kind of burning one question after another.
And I just don't like radio.
And you can't cuss.
I'm the whole time going, don't say shit.
Don't say F-bomb.
Well, I'll tell you what.
This whole thing, the way that they have tried to protect Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.
I don't know who would listen to the left anymore.
Joe Rogan says that the Kamala Harris campaign lied about why she didn't appear on his podcast.
That's just a surprise absolutely no one.
I mean, he went on to say, look, he was trying to get her on.
He did his diligence.
It was no problem with President Trump.
President Trump said, hey, you want to do it on this day?
His people said, sure, let's do it this day for as ever long you want.
They tried to say that they had done her wrong, right?
And it's just not true, according to Rogan.
He said one of the things that they said wasn't true, that we lied about the day that Trump was going on and we didn't say that Trump was coming on.
This is how it worked.
Trump was really easy to book, like super easy.
We offered one day, he said, yes, that was it.
It was no, what are we going to talk about?
How long is it going to be?
Is it going to be edited?
It was so easy.
So he was already booked.
And then, of course, they never committed, Kamala's campaign, never committed to doing the show.
They said that the reason why they did the Beyonce event in Houston was so that they could be in Texas to do his show, but they never agreed to do the show.
She can't.
She couldn't.
She can't just sit down and talk.
She's not even a human being, man.
These people, I don't know where they get these people.
Who cannot even just sit down and bullshit?
They knew.
For 30 minutes.
I mean, man, we do this an hour.
We do this every day for years, and we have no script.
We just turn the recording on and just bullshit for an hour.
Exactly.
Who can't do that?
You know what?
This is exactly how we talk on the phone, too.
It's no different.
It's absolutely no different.
I mean, it is what it is.
It's just, that's just how it goes.
But yes, he just completely, he said that they just lied about the whole thing because they knew that she couldn't do it.
They pretended to send someone to view his set.
It was a lie.
They were just covering up.
Her team was just covering up for the fact that she could not sit down and have a discussion with Joe Rogan.
could not do it good god I know.
It's just every second.
Oh, Biden, boy, he's disappeared too.
They're probably not.
Shooting all that drugs up to try to get him to talk now.
I hope he just really...
A talent agent?
They do that, and then they send you on tour to do book tours, to do speaking engagements.
Who in the hell would pay a dime to go hear that absolute turnip, beefaroni brain?
Well...
Set up there and...
Well, that's exactly how the whole scam works, right?
Okay, so they get him to sign.
This is before, obviously, before now, before USAID came into the picture, into everyone's lives, where we started to realize, okay, so they're taking our taxpayer dollars to fund all of these big PR firms.
And then in turn, they sign somebody like Joe Biden or someone else, right?
Their choice, their picks.
And then all of a sudden, it gets funneled back into their...
This is how the game is played.
Same thing with Politico.
Same thing with all of these other, PBS, all of these other organizations.
They are paying these PR firms to lie to the American people and to interfere in our elections.
That's the bottom line.
Okay, here we go.
The World of Women's Sports is over.
He's got all these women and women athletes behind him.
I see Radha Gaines back there.
He's just announced that, you know, chicks with dicks are out of sports.
Wow.
Yeah.
I know this is very personal to you, and this is a great day.
This is fantastic news.
It absolutely is fantastic.
We need that.
I mean, the fact that you had men, and not even to mention the dangerous part of the whole thing.
Let's call it what it is.
You suck.
You couldn't beat the guys, so you grew your hair out.
And you wore a women's bathing suit, and you still got a penis, and you're out there trying to beat up on women because you're a scumbag.
What kind of scumbag guy that can't beat the guys, that is mediocre in the guys, would go, oh, well, I'm just going to go beat up on the women because I'm taller.
I mean, that swimmer, he jumps in the water.
He's already halfway across the pool.
He's like 6'7".
Well, exactly.
And here's the thing.
They would never make it in the man's league.
Yeah, he was ranked 464th in college.
Right.
And people don't sit there.
I'm just going to call myself a girl and go dominate.
You're a piece of crap.
If you're a man and you go try to compete with women and you take their trophies and you take all that hard work they did, you are scum.
Absolute scum.
Absolute scum.
It really is bad.
I mean, okay, so I always feel bad for the underdog, right?
But, I mean, when you put the underdog number 500 against a woman, I'm not going to sit there and say, okay, let's cheer this guy on because he couldn't make it into his own sport.
No, he wasn't able to cut it.
So, he either needs to go ahead and create his own league where men and women can agree to compete against each other if that's what they're into.
I mean, we have something called...
Whoops!
That just started playing.
And everybody that participated in this ridiculous shit, especially that woman swimmer, all the parents went there and cheered that guy on.
You're responsible, too.
They didn't boo him.
He should have been booed by every parent that was sitting there and watched your daughter from the time she was three years old when you taught her how to swim, do laps and laps and laps.
All the other kids are partying.
Laps, laps, laps.
All the other kids are down at the lakes.
Laps, laps, laps.
And worked hard and busted ass and became the number one, like Riley Gaines, the number one college swimmer.
You know how hard it is to just be in swimming, a guy or a girl, and be the number one in the whole United States of everybody that does them laps?
And Riley Gaines was it.
And she had to go to these meets and watch this dude pretending he'd be a girl.
He didn't even dress up like a girl or anything.
Unbelievable.
Just scumbag loser.
And I'm talking about loser scumbag lowloth with a capital L and a capital low.
It is so true.
You scumbag.
And then you want to go in there and swing your junk around in the women's locker room?
You're a scumbag!
I mean, really.
Just think about how many women.
And how many dreams and how many trophies that women have been completely suckered out of.
It's infuriating.
Oh, yeah.
And then they shame them.
So it doesn't just stop there with the fact that they've been sitting there getting up every single day.
Then they call them every name in the book.
You're homophobe.
You're transphobe.
Screw you.
It's just absolutely so wrong.
If you don't get on board, then we're going to just shame you into it.
No, that's not how this works.
Maybe in your pretend land, but I refuse to pretend with these people.
Ever.
I'm so sick of this stuff.
I really am, especially being an athlete.
That just infuriates me to death.
Oh, I'm so glad he did that.
Defending women.
I mean, let's face it.
He's naming these bills completely what they should be named.
Not to mention the danger factor, cat turd.
I mean, think about that.
Women are going to get hurt in situations like this.
There was a volleyball player that got hurt.
Think about that dude that won a gold medal that was beating up all the women.
He had no problem sitting up there beating the shit out of all them women, man.
And everybody's like, you want to hell that guy's a hero?
Please.
Give me a break.
Gross.
A man hitting a woman in real life, you call it 15 to 20 years.
I know.
I mean, really?
I mean, we're going back to the days of the Coliseum.
Nothing like a girl.
Really?
That's what you're into.
I don't think so.
But they're just completely, they've just totally lost it.
And then they'll go from something like that, then they'll go into, of course, David Hogg.
Well, now they're talking about it.
Some Democrats are already admitting David Hogg was a horrible choice for vice chair of the DNC. You think?
What was your first clue?
The fact he's dumb as a box of rocks, did that hurt your cause?
I mean, really?
It's the wildest thing ever.
I mean, every day.
I see Riley Gaines, I think, lives with TikToks there, too.
That's wonderful.
That's wonderful, wonderful news.
And, of course, I mean, you've got them all.
You've got some of the most talented women that are working for President Trump as well.
Oh, my God.
At the beginning of this interview, it's showing Kamala blow her nose and stuff.
Which one have you got there, Kat?
The hour-long video.
Oh, you're kidding.
Oh, you can't wait to hop into all of this.
Lord.
Oh, it should be interesting.
Well, Caroline Levitt, she torches Dems supporting taxpayer-funded sex changes as Trump purges trans from women's sports.
He's not even going to put up with it.
Nobody should.
I cannot believe that they thought that this was just a really great thing to do.
70,000 listening live on X right now.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you know how to get me up out of here in a hurry, don't you?
Time's up!
Time to go!
Check, please!
71,000.
Oh my gosh, I'm serious.
Well, that'll be a definite interview that we definitely want to see because the whole thing with Kamala Harris and the way they covered for her was just ridiculous and atrocious.
I hate what they have done to this country.
Just the lies and the fact they were able to get away with it.
Okay, I'm going to thank everybody.
Donna R1, I'm late today, let's go.
We've got dollar tips galore over here.
Silent night.
Oh lord.
A million more to go.
We have Low U because I care.
We have Disney Fan who says, Cat and Jules, you make my day.
Keep them coming.
We have Christian Patriot 252, a dollar.
They've got a million dollar fund going on.
Here's the countdown.
C. Douglas, one more.
South O. Sherry for the Litterbox Fun Day Fund.
Loving the Litterbox.
You have DKA Mazed.
Love it.
You have Kimber Tucson.
Here we go.
Aloha USA 1. 10 for the...
Swear Jar.
Keep it going.
Kat, that's for you.
And Tearagon.
I'll help.
Swear Jar.
Bee Journey.
Another donation for your truck, Kat.
We have Rush Babe 49. It'll be a delight to see the demise of so many leftist entities.
So many sleazebags unemployed.
We have Silent Night.
Play it.
I don't know what he wanted me to play.
Who knows?
We have Mike Howard Original who says, let's get one thing straight.
My pizzas are awesome and healthy.
That store-bought stuff is another thing.
Thank you very much.
Defending the pizza.
Okay, and let's see if there's anybody else.
Yeah, man.
I love pizza.
I say eat pizza when you want to eat pizza.
Only got one life.
You want to sit there and eat cardboard?
You have nine.
No.
Drink tofu and couscous?
Screw that.
You have nine, unlike the rest of us.
We have Sad Wings Raging who says Trump Salt Inc.
is back in business and business is good.
We have Donna R1 who says we want the pole dancer.
We have KCFalcon59.
You two are awesome.
Silent Night, the cat meme video is what he's talking about.
Well, it's on X. I can't play it because it's got cat strut on there by the stray cats.
Can't play it.
Yeah.
So, then we have CX. If you ever want to do a video we can't play, it can't have a commercial music thing on it.
We get in big, big, big trouble, and so will our platforms.
So, we have CK, Dex Haven, More Dancing Cat.
Well, I'm sure they will be a-flowing on X. All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
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