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Golden Age | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 724 – 1/21/2025
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Today is Tuesday, January 21st, 2025, episode number 724. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How you doing?
My voice is so gone.
I bet it is.
Oh, my God.
That is all the fun you've been having.
I know.
A lot of party.
I'm hoping to get through the show today.
I've really got no voice.
Oh, my gosh.
whatever you need to do don't worry we're good there's so much going on I'm just so happy with what's happening with this country.
I think everybody is just ecstatic.
I mean, I just could not be happier.
I have just sat around with like this crazy smile on my face all day and everybody's like, why are you so happy?
I'm like, you have no idea what a relief it is that the demons are gone from the White House.
Seriously.
Yeah, we...
When he did that, right in front of Biden and everybody, when he started going beast mode, I knew he was going to be bad, but man, did he do it, didn't he?
He did not.
We were laughing our asses off.
We had three stories of people at the bar.
We were laughing.
We had it on the big screens on all the floors.
God, it was hilarious.
President Trump did not hold back.
He let them know.
And what was really great about the whole thing was that it was in this really intimate setting, so they all had to sit there with cameras on them and face it.
And I was so glad.
I thought it was perfect.
And you deserve to sit there and cringe, you little demons.
Absolutely, they are.
You've tried to do everything, shoot this man and assassinate him and throw him in jail and run his name through the mud and call him a rapist and all these lies and a felon, all these kangaroo courts.
And you're going to sit there and you're going to listen and you're going to take it.
That's exactly right.
And I was just so glad that they basically had to face the music and they had to sit up there and watch.
America chose him.
Good versus evil.
And it was all in the spotlight yesterday.
You could see it.
But it didn't stop there.
What in God's name, excuse me, this is the headline, is going on here?
You've got an activist bishop.
Who gets up there and starts a sermon preaching to President Trump about, you know, the whole...
Gay and trans crap that nobody wants to hear about anymore.
And illegal immigration.
She's been a Trump hater for years.
She's like a famous Trump hater.
How did she get up there?
That's what everybody wants to know.
That's the big question.
How in the world was this allowed to happen?
Because, you know, that's what God wants you to talk about first.
Transgender rights.
Please.
Give me a break, you phony fake.
So somehow this slipped through the cracks, and I hope it's a big wake-up call that it's just not, it shouldn't happen, not at all.
But just so everybody knows what happened, I'm going to play you a little bit of what this so-called bishop had to say today.
Not everyone's particular hopes and dreams can be realized in a given legislative session or a presidential term.
Not even in a generation.
Which is to say, not everyone's specific prayers, for those of us who are people of prayer, not everyone's prayers will be answered in the way we would like.
But for some, the loss of their hopes and dreams will be far more than political defeat, but instead a loss of equality and dignity.
Given this, then, is true unity among us even possible?
And why should we care about it?
Well, I hope we care.
I hope we care.
Because the culture of contempt that has become normalized in this country threatens...
Oh, please.
So you can see some of the reactions from the Trump family.
And J.D. Vance, he's a classic always.
He doesn't even hide how he feels.
He really showed it off because it was so ridiculous.
I mean, but this is what the Trump administration is absolutely going to deal with for a little bit until we get all of these people out.
But here's his reaction.
There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in Democratic, Republican, and independent families.
He looked right at each other like, here we go.
They're like, oh God.
Here we go.
It's not your moment.
No.
You already had your say-so.
You already did all this.
And we voted on it and we rejected you.
This is not your moment.
It's not about you.
It's so true.
It's obviously not about God when it comes to you either, is it?
No, they have an agenda and they use that time just to highlight all of this nonsense.
But I will tell you something.
I am so glad that Trump is back.
You want to talk about a golden age.
I'm just relieved.
Just really getting him through the whole process and the ceremony yesterday and all of that.
But we're going to have a whole bunch of people that we're going to see that we get to bid farewell to.
One of them, Trump administration fires woke Coast Guard leader over DEI obsession, ignoring border security threats and other significant failures.
One by one, we're going to see them leaving and we're going to hear them crying.
I think this is really a great...
A great sign of things to come.
I'm actually enjoying it.
Truly.
I could care less what they do and what they say.
He started when he was going, there's only two genders.
I was laughing my ass off.
Oh, yeah.
They're not playing, folks.
He's in beast mode and he ain't getting out of it.
So fun.
He is not.
He just took away John Bolton's security clearance.
Completely.
All the 51 people who lied about it.
Goodbye.
I mean, he's going after everybody, man.
They all deserve it.
It is an absolute...
Clean House Day.
I mean, we're getting rid of all of that stuff.
This was kind of fun.
Dr. Debra Fauci, which I know is a fun parody account on our side, by the way, says the White House website is literally telling people to go home.
Should I say adios?
The Spanish version of the White House page is, watch this, you're going to love it.
The White House government website, the Spanish version, cannot be found anymore.
And in this little box that takes you to the homepage, the words that they chose to use are go home.
And all these liberals, we've already had this.
We voted for it.
We've been listening to you idiot, silly...
Fantasyland weirdos for years.
We don't care what you have to say.
The adults are back in charge.
Go back to your little rooms and talk about your pronouns.
Over in the kids' room.
It's over.
It's been over for quite some time.
America completely rejected all of this.
I have never seen such separation and such discrimination as we did from Biden and that entire regime.
They were the ones that were putting us backwards, not forwards.
You've got now America that is going to be great again.
I cannot wait.
I am so optimistic about all of the things that President Trump is going to do to make our country great.
He didn't even waste any time.
He went ahead and he started making sure that the J6ers were released.
You've got some pushback out there from some of the people internally that are trying to push back against it.
It's not working.
He has the final say.
This is a wonderful, wonderful day for all of us.
That was awesome.
It really is.
I cannot wait until they can get back to their families.
I mean, but the left is crying.
Well, I'm about totaling my truck coming up here.
I guess everybody knows it by now.
Yes.
Hit a deer.
You've had a rough ride.
So why don't you tell us what all went on at your event and how you're doing and all of that?
Oh yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just like really stoved up from the crash.
Yeah, so I was just going down the two-lane road.
I was only about 20 miles from the house and you know, it's dark out there and it's like a 55, 60 mile an hour zone, whatever it is.
I was going the speed limit so I was going pretty fast and it just, you know, it's dark.
Just jumped out.
All I could see is The flash.
And yeah, nailed it right in the grill.
Unbelievable.
See, I talked to you that morning.
I just assume everybody knows, but they don't.
A lot of people don't know.
So you have this deer that just hops out in front of you.
And what were you, you were telling me, because I don't deal with animals on my road.
Yeah, I hit it going 65 miles an hour.
And so, you know, it just, it crushed my whole front end.
And I just, like, I tried to get a...
I got it back home and got my other vehicle and came on.
And then I woke up the next day and barely walked.
I couldn't even hardly move.
Oh, my gosh.
It was like a whiplash or something.
But I'm here.
I did the event.
It was fun.
Oh, just some of the pictures that I've seen.
Amazing.
You had Sidney Powell there, I heard.
Yep.
Sidney Powell, Christy Swanson.
Oh, so fun.
We all went over to John Rich's house last night for a little while, and I got to talk to Sydney for a long time.
I drove in the car over there with her.
She's such a really cool person.
Oh my gosh.
She really is.
And a wealth of information.
She's just a great person.
And they turned on her like nobody's business.
If anybody knows about the deep state, my goodness.
I bet that conversation was an interesting one.
I bet you learned a lot.
Oh yeah.
I can't say everything we talked about, but it was fun.
No, I'm not asking.
She has really been through.
Tremendous ordeal.
Yes, she has.
We all watched.
Anybody that's tried to save this country.
Speaking of that, man, the J6ers are all going home right as we speak.
I am so glad you've got Enrique Tarrio, who was released with a full pardon from a 22-year sentence.
And he wasn't even there.
I know it.
He wasn't even there.
Think about that.
His mom is just absolutely praising God, saying, Thank you.
Tario is free.
My son has been released.
And here you go.
You've got a list of 14 commutations released by President Trump.
All other related convictions were granted full and complete and unconditional pardons.
He didn't even wait for Pam Bondi to get up in there.
I mean, there are 14 that we're waiting on, but I'll tell you one thing.
He wasted no time.
Yeah, why?
Joe's sitting there pardoning everybody in the world.
They hadn't even been charged with the crime and his family and everything else.
Screw them.
Let them all go.
All of them.
I don't care how bad they were.
Four years is enough for whatever they did.
Well, and here's the thing.
What Joe Biden did and the fact that he did it when President Trump was being inaugurated, when all of the eyes were looking at the inauguration, that's when he decides to slip his family a pardon?
I mean, come on.
How slimy can you get?
He's just a god.
I'm glad they're out.
And I'm glad he gave it to them right in front of them.
My goodness.
They told him, everything y'all run the country on, I'm gonna fix right in front of your face.
You see Joe and Kamala squirming?
It was glorious.
They were so uncomfortable.
I enjoyed every minute of it because of that.
Seriously, I loved watching them front, row, and center.
I think we should always have inaugurations in the rotunda.
It was too...
Too personal.
They couldn't handle it.
And Hillary Clinton?
Oh my gosh.
She was just scowling the entire time.
She didn't stand up, I don't believe, once, except for when it came to talk about the hostages.
Because see, they're going to try to manipulate history and throw that as something that Biden was able to do.
Which it wasn't.
It was President Trump.
The threat of President Trump coming into office.
And they made it abundantly clear yesterday.
I don't know where President Trump gets his energy, but he went all night long, including signing all of these executive orders.
He didn't waste a second.
It's amazing.
Gulf of America.
He pulled out of the WHO. Got rid of the Paris Climate Agreement.
I mean, it's just on and on and on.
Oh, I mean, he's just not even messing around.
You've got so many people.
He don't care what anybody says.
He's got one term.
And, you know, he's on it.
I mean, you can just go right through it, zip right past it, which is what we did yesterday.
But really, to...
Understand the depth of which he has been researching and his team keeping notes on what they needed to do to reverse all of this stuff that was driving our country into the ground.
They are prepared and get ready.
It's going to be like this his entire tenure.
I'm sure of it.
His entire term is going to be just like this.
It's going to be hang on to your hats because President Trump is making sure this is getting done and it's going to happen.
A sweeping amount of promises that he made on the campaign.
He didn't even waste a second.
He did it yesterday.
Everything from the border on.
You've got the new borders are that is saying point blank.
Hey, you know what?
We didn't waste any time.
We went out yesterday.
That's where I was.
That's what I was doing.
I was doing my job.
Thank you very much.
And, of course, they are crying in their beer.
So here you've got Roberts who is asking roundup of criminal illegal aliens and the process of reporting them would begin.
When can we expect that to happen?
Well, here's his response.
Based on your initial schedule, that today roundups of criminal illegal aliens and the process of deporting them would begin, that seems to have been put on hold for a little while.
When can we expect that to happen?
Where will it begin?
No, it started.
It has started.
All these teams are out there as of today.
We gave them the direction to prioritize public safety threats that we're looking for.
So we've been working on the target list.
There was some discussion about it with Chicago because a specific operational plan was released.
So we had to look at and reevaluate, does this raise off-the-safety concerns?
And it does.
But we've addressed that, and teams are out there effective today.
Based on your...
Absolutely, and terrorists.
All of these cartels that have been running the border, they have been labeled now, thanks to President Trump.
They are wasting no time.
None.
And they can't.
They can't waste time.
They've got to get all of this stuff done, and they've got a clean house.
And I think today was a perfect reminder, even in church, you can't get away from all of this nonsense.
And he's going to make sure that they get rid of all this stuff.
They got rats in every hole, don't they?
They do.
They absolutely do.
So, as you said, you've got the energy powerhouse.
President Trump withdraws the U.S. again from the crippling Paris Climate Accord.
And, of course, there are all of these WEF leaders that are crying abroad over this whole thing.
Their power here is done.
Their money is dried up.
We're not going to fund all of this stuff so that it goes back into politicians' bank accounts.
It's just not happening.
That's all it is.
Everything's a big Ponzi scheme.
You get all their friends rich.
The WHO. All of it.
That's right.
The World Health Organization.
CDC. Just Big Pharma.
Yep.
So President Trump has signed an executive order to withdraw U.S. from Globalist World Health Organization.
Huge.
And they are freaking out.
Yeah, because we pay all the money.
Sure.
That's for us to do.
I mean, you remember when Biden publicly affirmed their commitment to legally binding a cord back in 2023, which gave the World Health Organization, we were screaming about it back then, control over U.S. pandemic policies.
Through work remains in certain areas.
I mean, we've got, they're still doing all of this stuff.
They're trying to until President Trump got in there and said, no, no more.
We're finished.
They were going to be in charge of when we close our country or certain aspects of it.
What vaccinations we were going to be forced to take.
They are modeled behind China.
The way China.
Operates.
That's what this was all about.
And President Trump, with a swipe of the pen, said, no more.
We're out.
Thanks.
Thanks so much.
It's just something's happening every 10 minutes.
This guy is just barreling right down their throat, isn't he?
Oh, I loved the fact that he did all of this right in front of them, too.
They're not used to being put in a situation.
They're used to covering it up.
Not actually covering and doing their jobs covering stories.
Well, after four years of covering up Biden's dementia, President Trump shocks the media by taking questions from reporters in the Oval Office while signing executive orders and J6 pardons.
They had to just sit over there and watch.
That was so good.
You want a front row seat?
I apologize about my voice too.
It's just so gone.
No, you're okay.
Don't worry.
When you're at the bar all day and you talk to everybody and they're playing music in the background, you have to talk so loud.
It's gone.
You know what, Kat?
I'm really surprised you're here.
I had a wonderful time.
I went to a whole bunch of inauguration parties last night, but of course mine wasn't in a bar-like atmosphere where I was having to scream over her.
Mine was pretty casual.
Of course, we were going, woo, yeah, I dropped it.
I know you were.
That's what I mean.
It was some stuff inflicted, for sure.
I'm sure.
I mean, well, you had to compete with a live band.
It was such a great place, and everybody there did so good.
Oh, I'm so glad.
We made sure everybody had good security.
We had three cops out front, and everybody had to get wanded with a metal detector before they got in, with their arms out.
We had security guards all inside, make sure everybody was safe.
You know what?
I could have been absolutely anywhere, and I would have had the exact same feeling as I did last night, and that was just pure pride.
I was so proud of President Trump, Melania Trump.
I mean, is she not gorgeous?
Oh my gosh.
And the way that they have handled things with such dignity and grace.
It didn't matter where you were.
You absolutely were able to capture the fact that America is back.
That we are entering a golden age.
I could not be more proud.
I could not be more thrilled.
You all worked so hard to make sure that this happened.
You did an amazing job.
And here it is.
I mean, this is our time to shine.
And the other thing that I really realized was that through all of this, President Trump heard you.
He listened to each and every single one of you.
It was like a one-on-one with him.
Because all of the things that we've been talking about on social media, all of the different things that we have brought to his attention, he's watching and he's listening.
And now it's his turn to do something about it.
And that's exactly what he's doing.
Who couldn't be thrilled, beyond thrilled, about what's going down right now?
It's everything you all have been talking about.
Paid attention.
And now he's doing it.
He's not listening to all the bureaucrats and lobbyists and all that nonsense that drowned out the voices of the American people.
He's proving it.
And he proved it as soon as he was affirmed.
You can't beat that.
Promise is made.
Promise is kept.
Man, I've been playing some of the videos of the J6ers getting released.
It's really good.
Oh, it's heartbreaking what they've been through.
My gosh.
I mean, their families are there.
Their children are there.
Their parents are there.
They have been through such an unbelievable ordeal.
And it just makes you want to support them even further.
I mean, you just want to say, what else can we do?
I mean, here.
You've got one eating it in and out.
Yeah, first thing you do, go after four years of prison food.
I mean, what they have had to suffer through this regime, I mean, let's face it, this entire government was instructed to go after MAGA, to go after Trump supporters, whether it was buying a Bible or waving a flag.
You were basically called out for that.
And they did not stop.
They just kept going to destroy your life.
Your telephone calls, who you associated with.
You had people going door to door based on who they were talking to on Facebook.
FBI here.
We have some questions about somebody that put out a post.
What can you tell us about that individual?
I mean, come on, really?
These people are just...
I'm so glad.
I mean, he's cleaning out everything, and I can't wait till...
I mean, they haven't even set up a hearing for cash yet.
This is ridiculous.
Oh, boy.
I know it.
We've got to get him in there.
We have to keep the pressure on.
We absolutely do.
Now, you can already see who's already flown on in there and flown on by.
Of course, you wouldn't expect it any other way, but Marco Rubio was one.
He sailed through.
Unanimously confirmed by the Senate as Secretary of State.
First confirmation of Trump's cabinet.
We knew that was coming.
Then we have some good news on Pete Hegseth.
The Senate Armed Forces Committee votes to advance Pete.
The nomination as Defense Secretary.
It's a big win for Trump.
They were trying to destroy him in real time.
That didn't work out for him.
There's also ramblings of those that want to join the Republican Party.
Apparently, it looks like Fetterman is rumored to be switching to the Republican Party in the next week.
Get on board or get left behind.
Yeah, shut up.
He's starting to sound like Joe Manchin.
He's getting on my nerves.
Is he?
You know what I mean?
I might, I might not.
No good, no good.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just either do it or don't.
It's one of those things.
I just, I think this is a good thing that people are starting to see.
I mean, the tech giants are joining President Trump.
I don't trust any of them.
But you know what?
It certainly is such a big play here.
I mean, to have them all at the confirmation.
And then you saw the left just like in front of you watching them shrink like violets.
All around.
I mean, they were defeated and it showed.
Uh-huh.
Who wouldn't want to be on president?
You see where Marco Rubio got 99?
Yep.
Unanimous.
So just, if anybody don't know what that is, so the Democrats, because they like him because, you know, he's one of them senator and trench senators.
So they all got together.
Democrats said, okay, let's all vote for him.
And then that way, when we don't vote for all these other ones, we can say, look, look, we're unanimous.
If you get a good pick, we'll all vote for it.
But, you know, that proves it.
That's part of the play.
That's exactly what they're doing.
Head Seth is not a good candidate.
If they put somebody like Rubio in, we're proving.
It's all a game to them.
And that's exactly why they made sure everybody voted for him.
So that they could show the swamp, of course.
The establishment could show all of that.
They could show, look, we're bipartisan.
This is a good candidate, but you just don't have good candidates.
Well, talk to us means nothing at this point.
Nothing that comes out of the establishment really matters anymore.
I look at rhinos.
I can identify them one by one.
And I am ready for new people to get into office.
I truly am.
This group is so tired and so old and so ridiculous.
I mean, watching even McConnell yesterday hobbling along, I mean, just really made me sick.
And then, of course, you've got Susan Collins who comes up.
She disagrees with President Trump's decision to pardon January 6 prisoners.
She says she calls it a terrible day for our Justice Department.
That's true.
It's a terrible day that we had to release and show you what a crappy Justice Department y'all had.
Boy, they are so bad.
They are so, so bad.
I've never really seen anything quite like it.
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We don't know what they're going to pull.
For God's sake, it's about to snow at my house.
I know.
I know it.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is really, this is the thing.
You've got to be prepared because we know that they're not going to take this lightly.
They are going to come out of every single angle that they have.
Oh, did you see the Heil Hitler?
Bullshit.
Wasn't that just ridiculous?
It's just like, this is why you lost.
Keep doing it.
Please, keep doing this silly stuff.
These silly little, like, I'm gonna get you.
I got you.
I'm gonna get you.
With silly crap.
We just voted against that in waves.
So, just please keep doing that.
It's so true.
Because the whole country's rolling their eyes at you dumbasses.
They really are.
I mean, they're trying everything.
All of the same tactics.
I mean, just constant.
They're not going to stop.
I mean, we know that.
But I just hope that President Trump doesn't give them a seat at the table.
He's not giving anybody a seat.
I mean, this is amazing.
It really is, Kat.
I mean, I've never seen anything.
I mean, it's going to happen so quick.
It goes to show you he's listened and he's learned from the last time around.
He absolutely has.
And they're furious.
They are just furious.
I sit here and just laugh about this stuff all day.
I love watching it.
But you know what?
There's a lot more that are on our side this time around than there were before, I think.
And of course, Baron is just awesome.
He is just, he is like the reincarnate of President Trump.
It's just so fun.
There were so many moments that you just went, oh my gosh, I have hope for the future with this family.
I really, really do.
And he was just as cute as he could possibly be, but not only that.
With a sword?
Trump with a sword.
That was fun, too.
Oh my gosh, he has a brain.
I can't think of it.
My mind's racing because there's so many.
To try to get out in an hour.
There's so much.
I mean, Barron, when he walked over to shake Joe Biden's hand and Kamala Harris's hand, I mean, he made a beeline.
It was like, okay, look, I'm not afraid of you.
I'm going to be the bigger person here.
And he is a big person.
I mean, he's a really big person.
He's big.
Yes, he is.
But he just didn't waste any time.
I mean, he was just, he was amazing.
Barron Trump, I cannot wait to see.
I hear he's getting into the real estate business, which is kind of fun.
Did you see that?
He's going to be something, isn't he?
Isn't he going to be fun to watch?
I think he's going to be something.
Oh, I think he's going to be major.
I mean, really.
I got a feeling about that big, tall boy.
He is just...
What are you, like 6'9 or something?
He's huge.
Something.
I just thought it was so fun when he was...
When his dad gave him a shout-out and he just took all the praise.
He just absolutely was like, yep, that's me.
And just did his thing.
There's a lot that's going on here.
Of course, you have Biden and Harris who refused to stand or applaud as Trump said that he was saved by God to make America great again.
My God.
Did you see when Hillary was laughing and rolling her eyes when he said Gulf of America instead of Gulf of Mexico?
Why do they have a problem with that?
Why do they hate America so much?
Because they're too dumb.
They don't do anything.
Everything they do is just to make them money.
They can't think outside the box.
I mean, this is just nuts.
They're so obvious.
They're such hateful people.
Who in the world would vote for people that absolutely hate you and hate this country?
I just don't get it.
Oh, boy.
We were laughing so hard at this the whole time.
When he said two genders, man, you're talking about shoving it in these woke, dumbasses' faces.
It is so true.
And it's so obvious.
There's men and women, male and female.
Why does he even have to say it?
Because these Looney Tunes want to be in pretend world?
Here was the one with Barron.
Thank you.
After the shout out from his dad.
Thank you.
And then he was like, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
Coming out of his show a little bit.
He is.
I mean, like father, like son.
That's a Trump move.
And the grand old memes pointed that one out.
He's just adorable.
I mean, really.
I'm just so excited because they say he was really shy growing up.
He speaks like all kinds of languages and all kinds of stuff too.
Well, Melania made sure of that.
I mean, this is her baby.
He's going to be everything.
If she has anything to do with it, which she does, she's going to make sure that he is perfect in every way.
And you can see it.
I loved her outfit.
I mean, she's beautiful anyway, but it was such a power move.
She knows exactly who they are, and they know she knows.
Yeah.
And that dress last night, oh my goodness!
She was just like, all the dresses she wore, she was just dressed to the nines.
Absolutely.
Imagine going from Jill to that.
Jill and her...
Pizza Hut tablecloth.
Pizza Hut tablecloth dressed to that.
They couldn't compete.
They just could not compete at all.
And they'll never be able to.
That's why they got on the helicopter and flew away.
Because you just can't.
Goodbye.
You can't say goodbye fast enough.
Getting rid of this group.
But my goodness sakes, I mean, what a time to be alive, to actually watch this whole thing play out from beginning to end.
Good God.
I know it.
Man, we partied it down at the old Redneck Riviera.
I think that's so great.
I am so glad you were able to do it.
I really am.
He awarded me a belt, the greatest shit poster of all time.
It looks exactly like a wrestling belt.
You can kind of see it in the video.
I don't know if you have the video.
He did a little video of it yesterday.
Yep, so John awarded me this big...
It's like a real wrestling belt, and it's got the cat turd angle, and it says the greatest shit poster of all time on it.
Oh, that's so cute.
It's a real championship wrestling belt.
I didn't even see it.
I haven't seen it, but if you repost it, I'll put it up here.
I've been going...
I have whiplash myself.
One thing after another.
I'm just going, what else is going to happen in the next few minutes?
Yeah, when I hit that deer, I was like, man, you know, I'm fine, but you know how the next day?
I mean, you hit a deer going 65 miles an hour, believe me, you take a snap.
Oh, gosh.
Well, it's not only that, Kat.
I mean, even after that happens, your nerves are so rattled that just your insides, you just clinch, like, what in the world?
So, of course, I mean, that's...
Not to mention my...
My new truck gone.
I know it.
That Derek killed him instantly.
He just, I mean, knocked him a quarter mile down the road, ate him so hard.
I didn't even want to know about him.
I know.
Well, you don't think he lived, do you?
I know he didn't.
I know it.
It was just as big of a surprise for him as you.
Oh.
Oh, but you know what?
People can die from that.
Oh, I know.
Well, you know, the most important thing is when you hit something like that, you want to just grab on to the steering wheel.
You don't want to jerk left or jerk right.
You can roll your car.
And a lot of people slam on their brakes, and that's when the deer, you know, comes up in their windshield, or they slam on and start sliding sideways.
So I just let go.
I just took my foot off the gas and just held tight and just let it roll itself to a natural stop.
That was so smart, though.
I mean, a lot of people don't know what to do in a situation like that.
I'm glad that you did.
I mean, I would have been rattled so bad.
I just reposted the video.
John made a little, for Redneck Riviera, he made a little video yesterday.
You can see the belt when he's presenting it to me.
It's just a split second.
Oh, cute.
Okay, let's see Oh You sound good, come on now. come on now.
There we are.
Okay, let's move over.
Let's do that.
That's what I'm interested in.
There you are.
That is awesome.
Oh, I love that.
That was a total surprise.
I had no idea they were doing it.
That is so cool.
Oh my gosh, I bet you have the perfect spot for it.
I don't have the perfect spot for anything.
I'm a dude.
Well, we'll have to fix that.
We'll have to figure out a great spot for that.
Oh my gosh, Kat, that's adorable.
That is the coolest thing.
Oh my gosh.
That's a real belt.
I mean, it's big.
Well, you earned it.
I mean, you totally earned the title.
Hilarious.
So we did a big show on the second floor, then after that, like a two or three hour show, then we went down to the first floor and did another two or three hour show.
Everybody was so great, and everybody was having so much fun.
Everybody was in a good mood.
Everybody's drinking and having a good old time and celebrating.
I bet that's why you're feeling it today, too.
I mean, the whole thing.
Yeah, well, I'm not hungover.
I just don't have a voice, and I'm just like, you know, feeling a little rough and some stuff.
Yeah.
I'm having a wreck before I came up here.
Well, and then you had to turn around.
How far into your drive were you before it happened?
Oh, just like 15 miles.
Oh, well, that's good.
Yeah, so all the plastic stuff, and of course the running lights were all gone, and the headlights were okay, believe it or not.
So it took a good hit.
I'd say it's 10 grand worth of damage or something.
Radiators leaking a little bit.
But I had some tools, and I just, like, the plastic that was underneath it, I just cut it all out.
And then there was some wires hanging down.
I had some electrical tape in the truck.
I just taped that all up.
I was able to go like 50 miles an hour, 45 miles an hour and get it to the house.
It's pretty much undriveable though.
I mean, that'll be the last time it drives without getting towed to get fixed.
Oh my gosh.
I'm just glad you got it home.
You didn't have to wait around and wait for a tow truck.
Like you could have been in the middle of anywhere, right?
Like you're in nowhere anyway.
You're like out in the country.
And when I talked to you afterwards, you said, no, it's all country roads from your house all the way to the bar.
So thank goodness it didn't happen like halfway into the trip in some remote place.
Can you imagine?
I know.
It would have been a nightmare.
It would have been a nightmare already.
I know it.
Renee let me know what had happened.
She was the first person that said, hey, oh my gosh, do you know what went on?
And I said, no, I wasn't looking at social media at the time.
And when I saw what she said had happened, I talked to you right away.
But I just went, he's not missing that event.
I don't care what happens.
He is so excited about getting and being able to celebrate that it doesn't matter what happens, he's going to make it there.
Don't worry about that.
I know Kat.
Seven and a half hour trip turned into a 13 hour trip.
I had my other car and I hadn't even started it all winter so I had to get it and get all the pressure in the tires and check it out and gas it up so it took a while for all this stuff to happen but I got back on the road and got up there.
A lot of people are asking about the deer and did you get venison out of it?
Oh yeah I didn't have time for all that.
It made a mess on the road and I didn't want anybody to wreck on it so it was just getting daylight kind of.
And so I went out there and I swept all this.
It took me about 20 minutes to sweep all that crap off the road.
Oh, my gosh.
Didn't anybody come, you know, hitting it.
The deer was just, I mean, it was crushed.
Oh, my gosh.
It was a big doe, though.
I mean, it was huge.
There's never a dull moment.
It felt like hitting a brick wall, I'll tell you that.
Oh, my gosh, yes.
Because you did.
I mean, you absolutely did.
There's no other way to describe it.
What a hell of a way to start the trip, huh?
Oh, but you know what?
It was worth it.
You got there.
You're okay.
At least it wasn't a bear.
Exactly.
Could have been a bear.
There could have been all kinds of things that would have happened.
I mean, like I say, people have died from that before.
You knew what to do, and you did it, and then you got there, and now you're stuck there.
Yep.
It's snowing in Florida.
My county's got everything shut down already because they don't have no ice.
They don't have any kind of clearing.
Like, you know, all your towns up north, you've got all the salt trucks or whatever.
They don't have anything.
Nothing.
Oh, my gosh.
It's supposed to snow like three inches, so I won't be able to head back until in the morning.
Probably not.
Well, you see what's happening in New Orleans, too.
I mean, it's just like a blanket of snow.
It's craziness.
I mean, it is like, seriously, they are going through it right now.
Let me show you.
I'm going to get some pictures up here so that you can check it out.
But, yeah, I mean, this whole weather has just been crazy.
And so, of course, you've got the climate, people.
The climate!
The climate.
Yeah.
Global warming.
It's snowing in Florida.
It's global warming.
Idiots.
Yep.
Here you've got all kinds of pictures of what's going on.
And you can check them out.
I know this is not nothing up north, but like I say, when the bridges freeze down here, they just have to close them because nobody's set up to ride on snow, on icy roads.
They have nothing to clear it.
I mean, this is something else.
This is New Orleans.
I know.
Café du Monde, all of these different places that I know so well.
That's about to hit my house right now.
My gosh.
Well, stay put and enjoy yourself if you can.
I know you like to get home, though.
I know you do, but my goodness sakes.
You've got near-blizzard conditions is what they're saying.
So we've had quite the gamut.
I mean, between the fires and now blizzards and hurricanes and everything else.
John Bolton just put out a statement.
Oh, gosh, what a creep.
I am disappointed but not surprised that President Trump has decided to terminate the protection previously provided by the United States Secret Service.
Notwithstanding my criticisms of President Biden's national security policy, he nonetheless made the decision to extend that protection to me in 2021.
The Justice Department filed criminal charges against an Iranian Revolutionary Guard official in 2022 for attempting to hire a hitman to target me.
That threat remains today, if you believe it.
As also demonstrated by the recent arrest of someone trying to arrange the president's own assassination, the American people can judge for themselves which president made the right call.
You're out, dude.
They are so angry that they are losing their access.
They are being cut completely off.
So no longer can they sell it to put money in their pockets, which renders them completely ineffective.
I mean, they're not going to have any of this news.
They're not going to be able to deal.
So they're actually going to have to go out and get their own dirt or know somebody or pay for it themselves.
They're no longer able to just get this information and do damage politically to people.
They were able to weaponize it because of that.
I'm so glad that President Trump made sure.
We've been screaming about them having access to classified information, Kat, for years.
I mean, President Trump, he knows.
He's been listening.
He knows exactly.
These spies that lie, all 51 spies who lied, gone.
So that means Dana Bash's husband no longer has his.
Her ex-husband no longer has his.
All of those people that sit there and leak to the media constantly, that endless drip, it's gone.
It's been completely cut off.
Yep.
God, taking away their security clearances.
All them slimeball traitors like Clapper and Brennan, all of them.
That's worse than getting fired for them.
You understand that, right?
Yeah, because they want to know what's going on so they can do their little CNN jobs and have some inside scoop.
That's it.
I mean, it's really...
When you're out of the administration and you're no longer working for the government, they should just remove your clearance.
What do you have it for?
Immediately.
Don't even make any sense.
Well, those are their moles.
They want to keep them in there so that they continue to report.
I mean, here's a perfect example of all of that.
In a final act, you have Judge Cannon who blocks the DOJ from sharing Jack Smith's classified documents report with Congress because she knew that was exactly what they were going to use it for.
I mean, basically, she had to go rounds with these lawyers.
She repeatedly asked the DOJ lawyers why they needed to show the classified documents report to lawmakers.
The judge also asked if the final report was safeguarded from being leaked to the public.
Here is a quote from her.
Why is there such urgency to disclose this to Congress right now prior to the conclusion of the criminal proceeding, which would seem to be the ordinary course?
This is what Cannon asked the DOJ attorney, Elizabeth Shapiro.
And at the end of the day, what's the upside of doing this right now?
Everybody knows why.
Because they could not wait to use this report to hurt Trump.
Or to weaken him in one way or another.
See, that's all they're going to do is just throw more stuff at them hoping to weaken him in front of the public side.
He knows how to wield the power of the presence.
He's had regrets out of the deep state.
He didn't understand it before.
But man, he knows how to do this.
And boy, does it feel good watching it.
Oh my gosh.
Absolutely.
I mean, this sword.
You know?
The Trump Cake Sword Dance is the greatest one minute of all time.
And this one is by Ben J. Giles, who put out this clip.
you all are going to enjoy this.
I don't know your sound.
Look at Melania.
Yeah.
I know JD the dance was laughing his ass off.
We gotta get rid of that noise though.
He is just having so much fun.
Look at that!
He's got the cake.
I mean, I think he started a new tradition.
I'm glad to see Melania dance to it and participate and smile and have fun with him.
I mean, really, that's so important.
The way that they've treated her, the way they've treated this entire family.
Just absurd.
Absolutely absurd.
But let's talk about this dress, though.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
She just absolutely is so, so stunning.
And this brooch.
My gosh.
This diamond brooch that she had as a choker collar to go with it.
This is your section, so take it away.
Oh, my gosh.
She just...
She looked...
So incredibly beautiful.
Beautiful.
She's the best looking first lady and it's not even close.
But you know what?
She doesn't even have to be first lady to have that title.
I mean, I truly think she is so beautiful with title or without title.
She's it.
Capital I, capital T. And Trump knows it.
She just absolutely looked magnificent.
And you have the...
The dance.
Yeah, what is that noise?
I'm getting a really bad noise when you're playing this.
Oh, really?
You have a background?
Yeah, it's like blowing my head off.
Wow, okay, let me move this down and I won't play it.
But everybody's trying to decipher what was said, apparently, on the...
during the dance.
They're trying to figure out what was said between the two.
Nobody knows.
Lip readers have been in there, but they're trying to figure out what was said.
There's also a MAGA makeover that's going on as we speak in the Oval Office, apparently.
Did you see the Venmans were crying because they didn't get a pardon?
Oh, yes.
I think that's...
Jack Poso just said...
How funny.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
We've got an incoming administration that has really been...
I mean, here's the thing, though.
People understand that getting a pardon is an admission to guilt.
And so all of these people have tried to distance themselves, Adam Schiff included, from it because by accepting it, and so that's why a lot of people are saying, hey, you know what, you need to do so publicly.
Get out there and accept it.
We want to see you accept the pardon because it is truly, including his family, an admission, a lot of people say, of guilt.
And you have reports on that.
That was a Supreme Court ruling.
I mean, accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt, and so it's being echoed throughout the halls up there.
But these people needed them.
They absolutely needed this pardon.
Liz Cheney.
I mean, Dr. Fauci, Adam Shifty Schiff, Millie, all of them are up there.
The police officer that killed Ashley Babbitt in cold blood.
And then they turned him, tried to turn him into a hero, awarded him a medal.
I mean, give me a break.
Michael Byrd, you think we don't know what we saw?
This is why they want to bury this investigation.
This is shameful.
He set up a fake committee to go after Trump.
Everything was illegal.
And then at the end of his term, he blanket pardons all the henchmen.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a tell.
Everybody knows what that was about.
It just proved everything that we've been talking about.
They're all guilty.
Everybody on that list, they know is guilty.
Every single one of them.
So what do they do?
What does the lamestream do?
Oh, they just focus in on Elon Musk making a Nazi salute, they said.
Uh-huh.
My heart goes out to you is what he said.
He put his hand over his heart and just extended his hand and they just went, oh, here we go.
That may have worked the first four years on people that really weren't paying attention to the news cycle.
And what they were doing.
A lot of people were new to these tactics.
But it's not going to work anymore.
It's not going to work this time around.
You've got the whole world rooting for this man.
I've got friends in Europe.
This is so fun.
Exactly.
We deserve this.
People all over the world.
My friends in Europe called and were like, oh my gosh, we are so happy for you all.
That's something you'll never hear me say.
My friends in Europe.
Oh.
You'll have friends.
I'm sure they know who Cat Turd is.
I'm sure the world knows who Cat Turd is.
You will have them.
If you don't have them now, you will soon enough.
I know there are a lot of Australians.
My friends over the hall are down there.
Right.
We've got a lot of Australians that listen to this show.
A ton of them.
They're wonderful.
They don't miss a minute.
But they're so happy.
I mean, everyone is so happy and elated about what's going to happen with President Trump.
I mean, here we've got a MAGA makeover.
Daily Mail is talking about it.
Every change Donald Trump has made to the Oval Office as awkward detail risks sparking cabinet.
You've got all kinds of changes that are going on.
There's so many different things that are being swapped out.
President Trump returned to the White House.
A series of changes were quickly made to the Oval Office for the incoming president, including a different rug, portraits being added, shifted, and removed, as well as other works of art returning to be on display from his first term.
Just awesome.
Absolutely awesome.
Man.
Yeah.
It's just going to be so...
I mean, everything's changing and they're going to find every little detail and we'll discuss all of this.
I'll go through this in our second hour.
Kat, I know you're not going to be able to join us over there.
Yeah.
I totally understand.
Yeah, I'm struggling a little bit here.
I know it.
My voice is gone.
Well, just get some rest.
That's all you need to do.
You've absolutely earned and deserved it.
We're so, so proud of you and so proud of everything that you were able to accomplish.
Honestly, it took an army, and I'll tell you what, we got one.
And we deserve to enjoy ourselves and to breathe a sigh of relief, but not too much because we're gonna have the left continuing to attack us and him and everything else that comes along with it.
But for now, just...
Enjoy yourself and get some rest.
I will.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Absolutely.
And we're going to head on over on that note over to our after party where you all and I get to hang out for a little bit longer and we will enjoy ourselves, go through some of the stuff that's been happening and we will see you all, the rest of you, tomorrow at 3 o'clock.
But if you want to join us, all you have to do is underneath the video on Rumpel, hit the red Littermates button and that way you can be a part of it too.
We'd love to have you.
Alright, we're going to do 45 minutes more.
See you in just a minute.
Here we go.
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