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No Tax On Tips! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 722 – 1/17/2025
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Today is Friday, January 17th, 2025, episode number 722. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Lord.
I know it.
Where to begin?
Where to begin?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, you know, it was a toss-up, but President Trump reposting you today, of course, took the top position.
Oh, I know what he said.
That is so awesome.
You want to explain to everybody what FAFO means?
Yeah, fuck around and find out.
Can you believe he reads?
Posted that?
Oh my god.
Oh, I can believe it.
And I'm so glad that he did.
He is so ready for this.
This is the biggest comeback in American history.
It's crazy.
And you were all a part of it.
How amazing must everyone feel right now?
Relief, first off.
It's like I'm trying to get all this stuff ready for the big party and it's just like I can't seem to get everything done.
Oh, gosh.
Well, don't worry about that.
The party's you and everybody else and President Trump.
Don't worry about the details.
So what happened today is Trump moved his inauguration thing to the inside for, you know, quote-unquote weather.
So immediately, I was grocery shopping the day, and I just got home, and I was just like...
I could not believe the emails.
I said, oh my God, something must have happened.
Somebody must be arguing with me.
What did I say?
Yeah.
And so after that, everybody went, oh my God, we can't even do it now.
Can we come to your party in Nashville?
Of course.
And I mean, hundreds of people said, oh man, we're not going to be able to watch it up here.
Can we please come to your party?
And I'd love to invite everybody there, but we are 100%.
Fire code capacity in that bar.
That is...
I can't even give one ticket out, even if it's a best friend of mine now.
It's completely over now.
I've given, you know, I've given away 25 tickets, but everybody, especially now, and I mean, there's some people that are real good friends of mine.
I can't let anybody else in.
It's a fire code.
We can't do it.
We're full capacity.
There's no question.
And everybody knows that if you could do it, that you would.
If it was outdoors, y'all could come.
Exactly.
It's just, you know, you can only fit so many people in a building before it starts ruining everybody's experience.
And it's going to be so cold there.
I mean, it really is.
It's not like you can.
I mean, I can't even imagine.
You can hang out on the third floor outdoors, but it's going to be 16 degrees during the day with about 15, 20 mile an hour winds.
So it's going to be rough up there.
It's going to be like three degrees, windchill factor.
Well, I will tell you why.
But everybody's coming into town.
I'm coming into town Sunday.
Everybody's going to probably be at the bar Sunday night if you want to come to Nashville.
And then our party, which we, Kenny's coming now, so it's going to be big and rich, not just John Rich.
And a lot of people are coming.
Christy Swanson, Sidney Powell's going to be there.
Wonderful.
So there's going to be lots and lots of people there.
But, you know, our parties, I think, is from 9 to 4. And then after that, there's going to be bands playing all through the night, and then they're going to let everybody in, so you can still, like, come and hang out.
You just can't be there during our music little thing.
Well, that's good to know, Kat, because I've had that question.
Well, you can go all weekend and party, and everybody will be down there at the Redneck Riviera Sunday night.
And then, like I say, you can't come in from 9 to 4 because we just don't have any more room.
But after that, the doors will be open to the public and it'll be open until, you know, long end of the night.
Well, there you go.
It's not like you can't party.
You just can't come in during that little window of six hours.
Well, and you're going to see a lot of littermates outside of the event as well as they kind of come and go and all of that stuff.
I mean, it's going to be a party, and as soon as there's room, then when somebody leaves, it's just like any bar, right?
As soon as somebody leaves to go home, then it makes and creates room.
Yeah, well, a lot of people leave after the thing, and there'll be room.
And then the third floor, you know, will be open, I'm sure, but it's going to be...
It's going to be so cold out there, man.
Yes, I know it.
So he did.
President Trump put out the statement, and I immediately thought of your inauguration party because I thought, oh, I bet his phone is ringing off the hook now for sure.
But he put out the statement.
He says, January 20th cannot come fast enough.
Everybody, even those that initially opposed a victory by President Donald J. Trump and the Trump administration, just want it to happen.
It is my obligation to protect the people of our country, but before we even begin, we have to think of the inauguration itself.
The weather forecast for Washington, D.C., with a wind chill factor, could take temperatures into severe record lows.
There is an Arctic blast sweeping the country.
I don't want to see people hurt or injured in any way.
It is dangerous conditions for the tens of thousands of law enforcement, first responders, police canines, and even horses and hundreds of thousands of supporters that will be outside for many hours on the 20th.
In any event, if you decide to come...
Dress warmly.
Therefore, I have ordered the inauguration address in addition to prayers and other speeches to be delivered in the United States Capitol Rotunda, as was used by Ronald Reagan in 1985, also because of the very cold weather.
The various dignitaries and guests will be brought into the Capitol.
This will be a very beautiful experience for all, and especially for the large TV audience.
We will open Capitol One Arena on Monday for live viewing of this historic event, and to host the presidential parade, I will join the crowd at Capitol One after my swearing-in.
All other events will remain the same, including the victory rally at Capital One Arena on Sunday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Doors open at 1 o'clock p.m.
Please arrive early.
And all three inaugural balls on Monday evening.
So there you have it.
That's the statement.
Yep, so there's still going to be some things going on.
Tons of things.
Keep your head on a swivel up there.
They're going to be trying to...
You know they're left, man.
You definitely know the left, and I think a lot of things probably played into this decision, as you would expect it would.
There were probably a lot of things that they were weighing at the time, but of course, President Trump's security, we've all been talking about that for quite some time.
I mean, that's not news.
We're very concerned, and everyone really should be.
And keep your eye out if you're there.
Make sure if you see something, say something.
We know how the left reacted the first time around.
It was horrible.
Remember Inauguration Day?
They were setting things on fire.
The typical burning, looting, stealing that you saw.
The limousine that they blew up, basically, in front of Trump Tower in New York.
This is the loving left.
Give me a break.
What do you expect?
I don't know.
But I know you all are just as ready as all of us.
I mean, seriously, three days left.
And here you've got this lovely picture of Pedro in his Trump wig.
He's all ready with his Trump wig.
He's ready to go.
You gotta get him a red tie cat.
There actually is a red tie.
Where is it?
Well, it fit, but his neck's too big for it.
Oh, okay.
And there's just no way to do it.
Yeah, he's got a big fat neck, so it just didn't fit.
That's so cute, though.
Look how gray he is.
He's so getting old.
Oh, he's so sweet, though.
He's always brown.
He's just solid, almost gray now.
All of his brown is almost gray.
But you know what?
He's handling it like a pro.
I'm not sure his exact age, but 12 or 13 now, so I've had him 10 years.
And he has always been one of your faves as well.
Oh, he is my favorite.
You can tell everybody that.
Yeah.
You're not supposed to have a favorite, but he's my favorite.
The best dog I ever had.
So sweet.
Oh my gosh.
So sweet.
All the rest of them are in time for second.
I know.
It's too bad they can't travel with you.
Pedro's my best boy, though, man.
That's my boy there.
Well, you've always said it, too.
You really have.
I've never been shy about it.
You've never kept it a secret.
I had him years and years before I got the other dogs.
That's probably why.
Yeah.
He was my only dog for a long time.
So sweet.
Well, I know they're going to miss you during your days off because you're not just going to Nashville just for the inauguration.
You're going to also write some for your band.
And so that's going to be just a great trip for you.
Yeah, I'm just going to have a few days to just try to celebrate.
Yes.
Well, it's earned and deserved.
That's how I see it.
I mean, everybody should.
I know I'm going to be tearing it up, that's for sure.
You got to.
You have to.
I'm sorry we're not streaming this.
I know I thought long and hard about it when we first did it, and I was just like, I think me and John both were like, let's just have fun.
When you stream it, it's...
You have all these, it's a team of people.
I mean, it's all these people with cameras, all these people with this.
Then you have to be really strict about, like, we've got to do it in this amount of time so everybody, the singers get this many, you know, you get this many songs to sing, and we've got to really get the next singer up, and I have to stay on stage the whole time.
I can't mingle, and it's just like, I just want to, just to, it feels like it's fun, but it feels, it is work, you know what I mean?
It's a production.
It's a production.
It's really, really a lot of work.
And I just want to go up there and drink some beer and just party with everybody.
We worked too hard.
I didn't want it to seem like a job.
Oh, completely.
No, absolutely.
I remember when I did the first one.
I mean, people did not realize there is so much that goes on with all of that.
The coordination.
All of it.
This one, too.
Even though we're not doing it.
I mean, it's...
There is a lot.
Anytime you have an event, especially one for the public, it requires so much.
So many things, like you talk about fire code, you talk about all these different things.
The unglamorous side of it.
We have to have extra security.
Of course.
This and that.
Yep.
I mean, you know.
So, it's going to be hopping down there.
Well, I mean, it's going to be just something else.
I cannot wait to see all of the pictures and all of the videos.
When the littermates go, they always make sure to put all of that stuff out there.
So I know it's going to be a fantastic time for everybody.
And I really do feel like you all are going to be very safe, so I don't have to worry about all of that.
And so, I mean, compared to what we're talking about with President Trump, you've got the Energy Department.
They have deployed helicopters over D.C. Scanning for radiological or nuclear irregularities ahead of Trump's historic inauguration.
They are putting out everything that they possibly can to make sure that nothing happens.
I mean, when you look at what's happened over the last couple of days, of course.
I'm glad it's indoors.
I am too.
And I know so many people that have gone up to D.C. and are fighting the weather and they've already paid their motel and they're spending all these thousands of dollars.
I'm really not even going to get to see them swear in now.
I know that's disappointing.
They'll still have the parade.
He's still going to come out and see everybody.
So, I mean, it's not going to be like it was, but it's still going to be good.
Oh, it's going to be really, really nice for the people that are there.
All the people will be there.
I mean, everybody's going to be there in spirit.
You're going to run into people on the streets.
If you've ever been to an inaugural ball or if you've ever been in Washington, D.C. during an inauguration, it is a great time.
I've actually been able to do that a couple of times and enjoyed it immensely.
It is a good, good.
Everybody's all dressed up.
It's the whole deal.
But it's going to be intimate for the family and for those that are actually in the Capitol.
It's going to be quite an experience for them.
And hopefully it'll be captured.
It won't be exactly the same as being right there next, you know, watching the whole thing happen.
But it'll be nice.
You'll be able to see everybody's reaction and you'll have close-ups of President Trump.
And he'll be safer, I think, than if he were out in the elements.
So, that's another thing.
That's the biggest thing for me.
You know that he is going to announce Sean Curran as the Secret Service Director.
This was the gentleman.
Remember when I told everybody, no matter how many people said it, that it's not going to be Dan Bongino?
Yes.
So many people are very disappointed that it's not Dan Bongino.
Why?
Man, we're all in this together to win this country, and Dan Bongino's got the number one podcast and the number one radio show in the country right now.
He's like the new Rush Limbaugh.
He's really doing that.
He's right where he needs to be to save this country.
I love his podcast.
It's one of the only ones I listen to that I have time to.
Rush Limbaugh would have made a great Secretary of State, but would it be shutting his complete voice down for four years to become the Secretary of State?
Would it have been better for the country or Rush behind the golden EIB microphone?
Exactly.
So Dan Bongino's right where he needs to be.
I knew that was never going to happen.
It's so much better.
He would have done a great job, but he's more important where he's at.
He reaches millions and millions and millions of people.
We need his voice right now.
Well, and I'm sure it was discussed.
I'm sure if he wanted that position, he could have had it, right?
I mean, easily.
He certainly knows his way around.
He certainly earned it.
But President Trump had that probably in mind as well, as did...
Dan Bongino.
And this gentleman, I mean, I don't know about you, but anybody that's going to throw themselves on top of me to protect me, President Trump obviously...
That's a good start.
That's right.
And it was a decision that he made, and so I support him in this effort.
I absolutely do.
A lot of people are like, oh, is that really the best choice?
Well, President Trump made this one.
I think this was very personal for him.
Of course, he is trusting this person with his life, so there has to be a level of that in this particular pic.
But this is the gentleman for the job, and it's going to be a big job.
From what I understand, he's going to bring in some additional people that have been in the Secret Service before.
And people that he respects and trusts.
He probably knows all of the different holes that happened that day during this assassination attempt and he knows exactly what went wrong.
We don't know.
Maybe he was one of the ones that was shouting the loudest.
We don't know all the details, but this is who President Trump has entrusted his security with.
And so that's a start.
Eh.
Mm-hmm.
Something.
All these young people, they thought they were going to get their loans paid off, and all they got was TikTok back.
Oh, and that is really something.
I mean, a lot of livelihoods.
That's what people don't understand.
A lot of people were making quite a living.
I don't believe in it.
Yeah.
I don't believe in it.
I'm telling you, if they find a way to ban that and don't say it's China, listen to this, man.
Listen to my logic.
Oh, China's involved in that.
China will get you this and China will get you that.
Oh, really?
The FBI? You ever read the Twitter files?
The FBI literally took over Twitter and just was admitted last week by Zuckerberg that come in there and basically took over Facebook.
They want control of all the social media.
And if some other country, whatever, they want them dead.
And what eventually happens is they come for your social media, X. And believe me, if Harris would have won and cheated in one day, they'd be coming for Elon Musk to put him in prison and to shut down X, just like they did TikTok.
So it's a slippery slope.
And if you don't like it, you don't have to join.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
Like 70 million people in the United States use that shit.
You know, I find it really interesting that people are flocking to the China excuse considering what you just rattled off and what the Secret Service, everybody, I mean, FBI especially, and all of these people were spying on our accounts nonstop for years.
I mean, this is exactly how they weaponized the government against We the People.
We have got loads of examples.
They cited social media accounts as being some of the primary reasons why they put some of the January Sixers behind bars just for being in Washington, D.C. They arrested somebody yesterday.
They already said that they were not going to stop.
Oh, they're going to, since we get our people in.
They're not going to stop, and they're going to all be pardoned.
It's going to be closed.
Exactly.
And President Trump put out a statement about TikTok today.
He said, I just spoke to Chairman Xi Jinping of China.
The call was a very good one for both China and the USA. It is my expectation that we will solve many problems together, and starting immediately.
We discussed balancing trade, fentanyl, I'm not, I don't consider, and this may not be a popular opinion, but I consider at least the last four years of the U.S. government to be more dangerous than China.
Knowing what I know, knowing what they have openly done, and how many civil rights they have stepped on.
I have been absolutely more concerned about this government and the lawfare and the risks that it imposed on President Trump, his family, his allies, his supporters, than I have with China.
China doesn't pop up into my head like the U.S. government and their political warfare on President Trump.
I don't know about you.
But that's how I see it.
So I think that they're probably going to clean things up to make sure that none of our liberties are stepped on or our privacy and all of that.
And that's going to be a great thing.
But to ban a platform after our freedom of speech is one of our paramount freedoms doesn't make any sense to me, especially since you and I have been attacked for that particular right since the very beginning, Kat.
Yeah.
It doesn't.
It doesn't make any sense.
I mean, I would prefer to have a hundred platforms to just one, which is what the liberals basically did.
They scaled it down to where you had Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter, which was Twitter at the time.
And everybody else was kicked off.
And they controlled the entire spectrum.
And if you didn't fall in line, somebody in their department would catch you and make sure that you did.
I'm sorry.
I consider them to be the biggest threat of all.
They had access to our credit card information, our telephone calls, the whole deal.
No thanks.
Cannot wait until Cash gets into the FBI. Cash Patel's the most important one we have to get in.
That's the one they all scared of.
They're all going to try to get...
Everybody in there, but the two they're going to go after most is Robert Kennedy Jr. and Cash Patel.
That's what they're gearing up for.
Yeah, they're going to let everybody else in.
Oh, yeah.
And Cash scares them, man, because he's going to go in there and he knows where the bodies are buried.
No question.
And he's going to clean it up as well.
And he has made no secret of it.
So if they seem like they're, you know, kind of relaxing when you have Kristi Noem and some of the other candidates, they're not.
They're just saving it.
They're working extremely hard on trying to get cash because cash is their biggest fear.
Yeah, they want to somehow get another piece of crap that they got in there now.
I know he appointed, but...
Trump had just got in the office.
He fired Comey.
He hadn't been in there but a couple of weeks.
And then, of course, they come in there.
Oh, man, if you want it safe, here's this guy.
He didn't know anybody.
So I would have did the same thing.
But he should have fired him along.
Just as soon as he went up there in the middle of the Black Lives Matter things and said that white supremacy was the greatest threat, I would have fired him that day.
And I don't care what anybody would have said.
Godness.
I would have known he was full of shit then.
Oh, absolutely.
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Everybody has got to be prepared, and that is something that we just keep talking about over and over again on this show.
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Because we don't know what's going to happen.
These emergency medical kits and food kits, I mean, you've got to have them, man.
You absolutely do.
I mean, this is go time.
And we know what they're capable of.
We've already lived this before.
So this is not going to be new to a lot of people.
But make sure that you're prepared.
So it looks like the Trump effect is in action already.
You've got self-deportations are already underway as fear of what Trump is about to do.
Grab two liberals and put them under your arms.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Take them with you, please.
It's true, though.
They see the writing on the wall.
And, of course, you've got Kristi Noem, who is completely doubling down.
On all of this as well.
I've never wasted more time than watching the Democrats, especially Senator Andy Kim, basically ask her what she was going to do, if she was going to be in charge of the border or not.
I mean, she shut him down completely.
He was asking all of these crazy questions and she was just like, look, bud, you know what?
This is going to be a slam dunk situation.
But my gosh, he just kept.
He was talking about Tom Homan.
Basically, I guess what he was trying to get to is, are you going to be in charge or is Tom Homan going to be in charge?
And she settled that right away.
She also said that she was going to make sure that she got rid of the concierge service, the CPB for illegal aliens on day one.
You know, that app that they were all using to get into the country.
That's not going to happen anymore.
Going to be a whole new rodeo.
Oh, I'm glad.
This is Perk Rock.
It's so easy for them to get in using this app.
And that is part of the Biden regime.
And that's why you have Senator Hawley, who dubbed the name Concierge Service.
It's whatever you want.
Food, housing, place to stay, a plane ticket, wherever you want to go.
Just download this app, courtesy of Biden regime.
Day one.
Gosh, I'll be glad the adults get back in there.
Cannot wait.
Oh my gosh.
I think that's how everybody feels.
I mean, even if you're on the left, you've got to be sighing a little bit of relief here.
My gosh.
You're going to have the adults back in charge.
I know they weren't happy with this exchange, but it was probably, for me at least, one of the most memorable because, you know, as you know, I live in...
Southern California, Hollywood, no less.
So I'm friends with everybody.
I don't judge people.
I know, but I don't judge people by anything other than who they are.
Right?
I mean, I run across...
I only judge them if they vote for Trump.
That's right.
You keep yours even simpler than I do.
But this was an incredible exchange.
You had the Treasury Secretary nominee, Scott Bessent, who praised Trump for why he was nominated a gay man to lead the Treasury.
And he really put it just...
He summed it up and gave a little bit of his background.
And you want to talk about the leftists in the audience who got completely uncomfortable with this response.
It was so nice.
I just want to play it so everybody can hear it.
When I wasn't here, someone put in a question, your viability as a nominee because of a lack of public service, which I find interesting.
Sometimes I think we have too much public service in people's background here and not real-world business experience.
But can you give me an idea of why this nomination may represent your first entry into public service?
Yes, Senator Tillis.
And again, as an adjacent state and someone who's a homeowner in North Carolina, I appreciated our conversation in your office.
Look, I have been in public service, just not in the government.
When I lived in New York, I was a strong supporter of a charter school called Harlem Children's Zone, which takes the young residents in a multi-block, a gigantic block, keeps getting bigger, area of Harlem, and takes them from cradle through high school.
But I have found that my service, anyone can write a check or anyone...
With my means, I can write a check.
What has been fulfilling for me is mentoring many of these young people.
I'm still in touch with them today.
I was also a trustee for Rockefeller University, one of the great research universities in the world.
I was on the executive committee and the chair of the investment committee.
But sitting here today is especially meaningful for me because this is my third try of public service.
In 1979, when I was 17 years old, I wanted to fight for my country.
My father had just experienced extreme financial difficulties.
I wanted to attend the U.S. Naval Academy.
I was offered by our Congressman in the 6th District of South Carolina an appointment, but was unable to take that appointment because of my sexual preference.
I managed to go to Yale, worked several jobs to do that.
While at Yale, I wanted to do public service and join the Foreign Service.
I was told, also not welcome.
So sitting here today is my third attempt at public service.
And I sit here knowing that President Trump chose me because he believes I'm the best candidate.
Not because of my sexual preference.
Not because Treasury Secretaries with green eyes do better.
And I think it is a tribute to President Trump that he looks at people as people.
Is that not awesome?
Can you imagine what just happened to every leftist in that room that have just completely tried to hire people based on what their sexual preference is or what their color of their skin is or if they dress like a man or a woman?
I mean, none of that matters.
He's got his beautiful family behind him here.
And he's like, he chose me because he knows that I'm going to be able to do the work.
not for any other reason.
Trump's always been like that ever since he's been a businessman when he was younger.
He don't give a crap.
He generally...
He has more women working for him than just about anybody, especially back in the old days.
He don't give a damn, man.
Whoever's most qualified, he'll pick.
And if you don't work out, he'll fire your ass.
That's business, man.
That's what business people do.
That's exactly right.
That's how it works.
They're in to make money.
They're in to be successful.
You can't do that hiring, oh, I need one brown, one black, one gay, one straight.
You can't do that.
You're automatically going to lose like that.
The people in government can do that.
The schools can do that.
Because the government's free money.
It's our money.
But if you actually want to make a profit, you know, and then these billion air corporations that are making trillions and billions of dollars, then they all of a sudden do it.
They can get away with it.
But a mom-and-pop store?
You can forget about it.
You wouldn't have one chance in hell that I'd be open for six months by hiring DEI. You wouldn't have a prayer.
That's right.
You are absolutely right.
Badasses, man.
People that work, people that don't know what the hell to do, incompetent, and you don't care who or how or where.
It's definitely going to be such a change, and we've already got changes on the horizon, of course.
We have, of course...
This particular pick going on in Ohio.
And I see that you politely posted what John Husted had said now that he is going to be the senator taking over for J.D. Vance in Ohio.
And at the same time, you've got Vivek Ramaswamy who has decided he is going to run for governor of Ohio.
Kat, you want to unpack some of this?
Well, we'll just see how it goes.
I don't trust DeWine.
He's a rhino.
So I don't trust anybody on his staff.
I know his staff was very critical January 6th, that guy they put in.
I mean, that guy, he's saying all the right things now, but we'll see.
We'll see.
I'm on the fence with him.
Yes.
Especially because the internet never forgets.
He could very quickly...
Turn to a Mitt Romney.
We don't know who this guy is.
But of course, it was his pick.
I mean, it was DeWine's pick.
So that you kind of go in a little cautious anyway.
But here was the post that was put out.
This was put out on January 6, 2021. He says, what's going on inside the U.S. Capitol looks like what we would see in a third world nation.
It does not look like America.
It is not patriotic.
The constitutional peaceful transfer of power is what makes America special.
what's happening right now is a sad day for America.
So he was quick to put that out at 1241 p.m.
It's still up because that's how I'm able to read it to you.
And of course, this is going to be J.D. Vance's replacement.
But then on the heels of that, you've got Vivek Ramaswamy, who has officially declared that he is running for the governor of Ohio.
That'd be great.
It'd be way better than the chump.
Absolutely.
I agree completely with you.
I mean, yes, I'm all for seeing this happen.
I mean, I haven't agreed 100% with what Vivek has said.
Some of the things have been a little controversial, but he has officially announced his candidacy for governor of Ohio.
He says he's ready to lead with vision, integrity, and a commitment to addressing the needs of every Ohioan.
together we can build a brighter future for our state it never ends does it cat yeah It really never, ever.
The Irish Commissioner, Danny Werfel, has just resigned.
Oh, gosh.
All these people, they just know they're going to get fired.
Of course.
Merrick Garland.
You all got to go.
All of you.
And his teary goodbye.
Oh, that just made me absolutely ill.
The worst AG of our country ever.
I mean, unless you want to add Bill Barr because he stabbed us all in the back so badly time and time again.
We'll never forget that.
But he claims, A.G. Merrick Garland claims, he has always pursued justice, not politics.
Are you kidding?
And then he brags about persecuting January 6th protesters.
He's such a slimy little piece of shit and dork.
I know.
Aw, did you get stuffed in the law when you was in high school and you're trying to pay everybody back for the rest of your life, you mutt?
No, and not only that.
That's one of the most screwed up, slimy snakes that just destroyed the Department of Justice, man.
It went after his political opponents.
He is a disaster.
That guy belongs in prison.
That's exactly right.
And don't forget, he thought that he was going to be sitting high and mighty on the Supreme Court.
He was Obama's pick until all of a sudden that was swiped down from him.
So he's had a grudge.
He's had a bone to pick for years.
And we did dodge a bullet, thank goodness, for the rhinos up there, even though they are rhinos.
This guy sent innocent people to solitary confinement year and didn't bat an eye.
The guy's evil.
He's a demon.
Yep.
Don't let the little...
Oh, golly, she...
I cannot stand...
Oh, were the tears.
Yeah, he got all choked up and was just...
Good.
I hope you really get choked up.
You better lawyer up, because what you did to this country is disgusting.
You miserable traitor, you.
We need to know exactly who he was communicating with.
What this worm did.
Yep.
We need to know.
I mean, there you go.
I want to see how many times he communicated with Obama or the likes of and what they were discussing and where.
All of this, this is going, thank goodness.
And I cannot wait until we're finally finished with it all.
Of course, you have Joe Biden who's just losing his mind on a regular basis.
He just keeps going out and saying all kinds of crazy shit.
Slurring his words.
It's just like...
He's just desperately trying to say something to where he's not going to be the worst president in history.
I don't know how you get worse than a president that can't talk, that falls down, slurs his word, lies, sniff kids, pardons his crackhead son.
I mean, I have no idea.
Puts his baby's feet in his mouth, showered with his daughter, lies every time he opens his damn mouth.
Father to Hunter.
I mean, this guy's a joke.
Oh, it's gonna be a new day.
They're gonna have to really sterilize the White House.
They really are.
I mean, that just...
Yuck.
Especially since you had Hunter Biden couch surfing there for most of the tenure.
It was crazy.
It was like he was the resident that everybody knew was there who had some kind of key and he would just go in whenever and stay on the couch.
That's what I like to think of.
There are plenty of bedrooms.
I'm sure he was in a bedroom.
But I'm just saying couch surfing because that's just who Hunter Biden is.
But yes, he was there.
They're going to have to scrub that place down pretty good.
But here he gets up there and Biden thinks that he can unilaterally declare a 28th Amendment to the Constitution, which of course he can't do.
But he gets up there and he's slurring his words and he's actually acting like he can do this.
Listen.
Today, I affirm the Equal Rights Amendment to have cleared all the necessary hurdles to be added to the U.S. Constitution now.
Wow.
The Equal Rights Amendment is the law of the land now.
No, it ain't.
It's the 28th Amendment to the Constitution now.
Today.
God.
I mean, really.
I just made a constitution.
No!
I did it!
Ah, no you didn't.
I mean, really?
Out of thin air, right?
I mean, this is what he thinks he can do.
I made a constitution amendment.
Of course, you know, it has to be two-thirds majority.
Mm-hmm.
My gosh, but this is what he is trying to bring in.
I mean, the era, a radical amendment, right, designed to give men and women equality under the Constitution, but in reality, it would actually unleash quite the opposite, devastating consequences for America.
So, of course, two years ago, the Senate GOP introduced an effort to stop the illegitimate ratification of the ERA while outlining these particular facts.
You had legalizing abortion on demand, prohibiting schools from allowing separate sex athletic teams, prohibiting separate prisons for male and female prisoners, prohibiting separate public restrooms for males and females, prohibiting separate public restrooms for males and females, requiring women to register for the draft, requiring public funding for sex reassignment surgeries based on the argument that denying coverage
would constitute sex requiring public funding for sex reassignment surgeries based on the argument that denying coverage would constitute sex discrimination, requiring doctors to provide puberty blockers to Mm.
This is what's underneath all of that.
My goodness, Obama just really, he's into all of this, isn't he?
Lordy mercy.
He's really into all of it.
Like nothing I have ever seen.
I mean, he just wants to rub it in your face every single second he has.
It's law now!
Constitution!
I just made it!
It's got 28 minutes now!
It's now!
No, it ain't.
Pipe down, old man.
It's not.
And you can't do it.
And it's not.
God.
Unreal.
God, can you imagine the archives in 100 years playing this guy talk?
Goodness sakes.
Like some of them slurring words and saying weird stuff.
Why do you think we got into all of these wars all of a sudden?
Because we were being laughed at.
They said, I don't know what's wrong with America, but now's the time to pounce.
Yeah, we've got a chowder brain up there, man.
We can do anything.
We can do whatever we want to do, and all we have to do is throw some money at them.
Yep.
And make sure that the military-industrial complex, they get their take, and you got the pharmaceutical companies, they'll get their take, we'll get our take.
Everybody's happy, except for the people.
So, all these people were at the same time.
Democrats, Kamala Harris on Twitter, Joe Biden's account on Twitter, they put out that did it.
And here's the community note.
There is no 28th Amendment.
The president does not have the authority to declare amendments to the U.S. Constitution and the National Archives.
It's not ratifying it.
It's now!
I forgot to mention.
When?
Now!
It's just nuts.
I mean, I swear, I feel like we live in an upside-down world.
I have SpaghettiOs for brains.
When?
Now!
Oh, my gosh.
I want to shower my daughter.
When?
Now!
Oh.
My son needs to hit a crack.
When?
Now!
He's going to be this big loser all the way in.
Loudmouth loser.
I mean, on the way out, all I'm going to see is that crazy grin of his, right?
Because you know that underneath all of this stuff, I mean, sometimes I even wondered because he's so crazy.
I wondered if he did that on purpose just so that they wouldn't go after him because they know how crooked he is.
But at the same time, I mean, you know.
One of those that are so bad that you just go, okay, so is he faking this so that he can use this in his defense?
Well, he already did.
Remember when they wrote the report about him and they said, no, he couldn't even stand and answer questions, but yet he could be resident of the United States.
I mean, the whole thing has been a complete joke, not just here, but also abroad.
So it shouldn't surprise everybody that you've got all of these.
People on the left who are going to skip Trump's inaugurational lunch.
Obama.
Both Obamas.
Both Bushes.
And both Clintons.
This little nest here will not be in attendance.
Nobody cares.
Nope.
We're so past that.
But speaking of, you know, things in the past, you've got Nick Sorter who's talking about the FBI agent who originally said that the attack in New Orleans was not a terror event, has now been temporarily reassigned.
Why not?
Why not just, like he says, sacked instead?
So Althea Duncan...
They never fire DEIs.
They just get pushed over here and pushed over here.
Put in another spot, which is so crazy.
So they can continue to repeat the same mistakes.
So they just moved her into another location.
Now she was the assistant special agent in charge from the FBI in New Orleans who said basically that it wasn't a terrorist attack right off the bat without knowing any of the details or disclosing them.
She said it was not a terror event.
When this crazy person who had an ISIS flag that was attached to his truck that he rented went through the town running people over.
Those were the first things that she said.
No, not a terrorist attack.
I don't know how you define terror, but to me, it would probably be the same way that you would define what a woman is or is not.
Which is crazy that we even have that conversation.
It's just hard to even have it anymore.
It's the same logic.
I'm just tired of talking about these silly-ass liberals and their dumbassness.
Well, you can't make sense of it.
I mean, that's what makes it, I think, so fascinating.
It's because they're constantly trying to reinvent it.
They're always trying to come up with another narrative as to why it's so much more important than getting the best person for the job.
But that's really, at the end of the day, what it boils down to.
Whether it be your security, your health, or anything else, who would you rather have operating on you?
Or running this particular division?
You're her?
No.
No.
Definitely not.
I mean, this whole thing.
They really try to make sense of it with a straight face.
Biden claims that climate change is responsible for the fires in California.
They're still going on, too.
They just quit reporting it.
I mean, really?
I know.
Oh, it definitely is still going on.
There is no question about it.
In fact, there was a power plant in Moss Landing, California.
It erupted in flames, triggered immediate evacuation order over toxic air hazard.
These are still burning.
They're trying to get people to stop talking about it, but it's absolutely happening still.
And we are just...
Mmm.
Days away from the rains.
You watch.
If you want to see devastation, just wait for those.
Those are coming.
Those mudslides.
Mmm.
It's just a disaster.
It's just one big giant corruption.
If you don't think...
They all leave rich.
They don't leave rich.
I mean, here's the thing.
They take this money and they put it to where it will eventually end up in their pockets for re-election campaigns or their friends' pockets or something else.
I mean, you can look at and use countless examples of it happening over and over again, like the bullet train that never came, right?
I mean, all of that money.
Never.
You never got what you needed out of that.
Then, of course, in La Jolla Shores, you have a sewage spill that closed part of it.
I mean, this is what's going on in California because the money isn't making it where it needs to go.
It's just wild.
It's wild.
They have destroyed our area completely.
I mean, hundreds and...
Hundreds of gallons of sewage?
LA's never going to be the same.
It's gone.
No, it's not.
I don't understand why anybody wouldn't live there.
I hate it for you.
I just don't understand the thrill of it.
It's losing its thrill.
It's losing its luster.
I can promise you that.
It absolutely is.
But even in surrounding areas.
Okay, so San Diego, you've got the sewage spill into the ocean near La Jolla Shores.
It closes the beach.
It's sewage.
I've traveled all over the place, spent my whole life traveling, and I've never understood the allure.
Not California, California.
North California and North, and the Redwood Forest and Hawaiian country and all that.
It's awesome, man.
Their beaches suck compared to ours.
No comparison, man.
They're not even a 2 out of a 10 for me.
And then just like the cities, the cities there.
I just don't understand the lure to them.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I guess it's just whatever you're into.
The Democrats, maybe a long time ago, maybe in the 60s and the 70s, 80s even, but not now.
Oh, well, especially after this.
I mean, and the fact that Gavin Newsom really thinks that he can salvage his reputation after all of this and blaming President Trump.
Are you kidding?
He's not even in office yet.
They have just destroyed L.A. is gone.
Parts of it completely wiped out.
Just annihilated.
Overnight.
And they can blame anybody and everybody.
They can point their fingers in every direction.
They own this themselves.
And when you got Julia Roberts and Jamie Lee Curtis and all them who are just...
All in on all the Democrats and campaign and Trump's a monster.
I don't care.
Crawl you out.
I don't care what you've got to say.
You've got exactly what you voted for.
Got it.
You idiots.
I mean, the whole thing is...
They're like, we've got to vote for a different Democrat this time.
This is serious.
Wow.
It is going to be an interesting turn of events.
I'll tell you what.
I mean, you've got all kinds of people that are stepping up, ready to embrace this new administration, because you can use exactly what happened in California as a primary example of what you don't want.
There's all kinds of people that are just absolutely just standing up, and I cannot wait to see.
There's talk about Byron Donaldson.
Did you see Tim Waltz?
After that, he's going inside for the weather, and he shows a picture of him giving a speech in the snow.
And he goes, there's no such thing.
It's just how you dress.
And I'm like, did your tampon keep you warm?
Did you put a tampon up your butt, Tim, to keep you warm?
Are you warm now, tampon Tim?
Sad.
It's just so sad.
It's not the weather.
It's security.
Wake up.
Exactly.
It's security.
They got threats.
Well, I think anybody that read that statement could see what it actually said.
Anybody with common sense knows what it is.
Right.
I mean, I think it's pretty...
I think it's pretty apparent.
I love this.
Pills or booze?
I said both.
Head up, shoulders back.
With grace, and with purpose, and with faith, and with the knowledge that we are all in this together.
It's an extraordinary move.
So I thank you all.
And I'll see you soon.
Thank you!
Can you get any more cringe than that?
I don't think so.
I'm going to tell you what that is.
That is absolutely hammered drunk right there.
And we all...
Wow.
Shut the hell up.
Go away.
You and your weird-ass husband.
Seriously.
And his weird-ass daughter.
Get out of here.
You know, the whole thing.
But it is bringing people to actually make moves within the party, like this one.
Representative Byron Donalds makes his move ahead of expected 2026 Florida gubernatorial bid.
They say that he has told donors and other Florida political players that he is running to replace Governor Ron DeSantis, who is term limited.
So you're going to see a lot of MAGA, especially in your neck of the woods, Kat, in Florida, that are just going to do amazing.
I mean, they're going to come out and, as you know, I mean, your state is completely red and it's running beautifully.
You haven't had the problems that California has had.
You've got incredible leadership over there.
Incredible people over there.
People that have moved from my state over to your state to make that change.
This is another big figure that we're going to watch.
Everybody wants to come to Florida, man.
They do.
It's on down here.
They absolutely do.
And there's a reason.
I mean, President Trump is there.
You've got the energy there.
All of it.
I mean, look at this one.
You've got Israeli Prime Minister.
You've got Benjamin Netanyahu who calls President Trump and thanks him for his assistance in brokering the hostage release and peace deal.
Thank you, Kim.
Thank you just for being here.
We'll wait and see if that happens because it's so...
It is.
President Trump's going to have to be in office for things to happen, I think.
With this whole Biden regime, they're just so ridiculous.
He's got to put the proper people in there and he's got to be the face of the deals because he can get them done.
Buffon Biden can't get anything done.
He can't even make it to nappy time.
He falls asleep standing up.
I've never seen anything like it.
He just he's just like he can't he just can't I don't know what it is like they're trying to save face.
I He came up there today, it is now, I'll declare, I've written in some new shit in the Constitution.
I just shit in my pants now.
Oh my gosh.
But you know, I mean, this whole thing has just been crazy.
What a great way to end it, man.
One of the most ridiculous things, coming out declaring he's added a constitutional amendment, and it's the law, and it's the law now!
Gosh.
Somebody take that asshole to the beach and let him lay down, just for the next three days, please.
Get them out from under the cameras.
Well, you know, that's...
And take his drunk sidekick before she falls over drunk.
Oh, gosh.
And take her drunk ass.
Take her to the happy hour somewhere and let her set the bar for the next three days.
Just please get them away from the cameras.
They're embarrassing.
It is so true.
I mean, just absolutely so true.
These people are nuts.
I mean, we just can't...
I cannot wait until we get them out of business.
They just cannot stay on this way.
We're just not going to even have a country left.
Horrible.
But I'm just so glad we dodged a bullet with this woman.
I mean...
So is Vivek really running for government?
Yes, he announced it.
It's on his page, Kat.
Yeah, so that's not his page?
That's a parody account?
Is this official from, like, his account?
Are you sure?
Let me go look, because I reposted it.
Let me go see here.
Let me see.
I haven't heard him come out and say it.
Oh, it is a parody.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it fooled me.
It certainly fooled me.
Those parody accounts.
Absolutely.
It fooled everybody.
It's all over the internet.
Oh my gosh.
It got me good.
Look at that.
Yes, it is.
Because you can't see parody at the end when you're looking at it on your phone.
And it's got a blue check.
So that's a fake.
Thanks, Kat.
I appreciate you clearing that up.
I would have felt so bad all weekend if you wouldn't have.
I'm like, oh no, here I am falling for all of this nonsense.
But it's easy to.
Yeah, I did it earlier, too.
I put it up for a little while.
Not up, I just retweeted it.
I didn't say he's running.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
I haven't heard a video of him saying it or anything.
It's just rumors.
But there are a lot of people that are rumoring about the whole thing.
There's lots of real credible people that are talking about it.
Well, it's just like they look at it real quick.
It's got a blue checkmark and it says...
Vivek, whatever, and then they don't look, you know.
I looked at the follower count and I said, this is off.
It's only 40,000.
I know he's got more than 40,000.
Well, see, I saw 1.8 million views.
And I'm going, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
He got everybody.
everybody.
Man, I used to do that shit on my MC.
He's full of world.
I saw him, man.
That's what parody camp's all about.
Oh my gosh, Well, he got me good because I'm announcing the run and I did at the very beginning of this show.
I'm like, okay, so here we go.
Strange turn of events, but this is what's happening.
Wow.
John Strand, America is thrilled at this announcement.
Let's go.
I mean, all of these comments, no one even pointed out that it was a parody.
We're all just sitting there.
Hook, line, and sinker.
You got us.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Well, if you are not doing anything tomorrow, I would love to have you join me on a political rendezvous.
It's every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
And Kat helps me get the word out on that one.
Tomorrow, we're going to talk about the title of the show is Up in Smoke.
There's all kinds of things that we can discuss that have gone up.
Up in Smoke, including California, but political careers, Democrats, all of those different things, DEI, some of the different policies.
So we will be discussing Up in Smoke tomorrow.
I wanted to thank also all of the Littermates.
Oh, and just so everybody knows, it's on a totally different channel because everybody always goes to In the Litterbox.
It's on Jules Jones Live on Rumble and also on Twitter.
So you can find it there.
But I wanted to thank everybody that has donated to the show.
I missed his donation and he said, Kat, thanks for your endorsement.
This is for the pups.
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Let me see here from today.
Let me get to the top.
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You are appreciated.
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Three days.
That's right.
Three days.
It's been the longest amount of time.
It's going to be three more days.
They can't just go away, can they?
I've never seen anything like it.
They're usually quiet, the ones that lose.
Clean here and there.
Just he won't go away, man.
He's not gonna go away.
This guy is just an absolute...
Like your drunk uncle at a Christmas party.
He just won't go home.
Creep-o.
He's an absolute creep.
All right.
Well, Kat, good luck with all of the disappointing people that want to attend your inauguration party.
That's a tough job to tell people no.
You're a pleaser.
I know you would do it if you could, but there's just...
There's a limit.
I mean, you can't ruin everybody else's experience by cramming everybody's shoulder to shoulder.
Yeah.
It's absolutely true.
And you have a fire code and you can't go around that.
There's nothing you can do about that.
So I'm sorry about that.
But DC, if you're still going, I mean, it's going to be hopping.
We know that.
I mean, it always is.
All right, everybody.
Well, in the meantime, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
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