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Today is Thursday, January 9th, 2025, episode number 717. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
You alive out there?
I am indeed.
I am down south.
So I am safe.
I am away from all of the chaos and the madness.
I just want to thank you.
So much for checking in on me last night and thank everybody else that sent me a DM and an email and a text and every other way to communicate.
I really appreciate it.
It just meant the world to me and there are so many things that are happening right now as a result of all of this and I'm just so glad that President Trump isn't putting on the brakes.
He needs to call it out like he's doing.
This is the failure.
Of the local community, as well as, of course, Gavin Newsom, for all of this.
I mean, you know, firing firefighters because they refused to get COVID jabs.
The whole thing.
The water situation.
It goes on and on and on.
The local authorities completely failed.
Who would want to live in a place that cannot support its people?
Because they're too incompetent.
Not only that, you're paying three times the taxes I'm paying.
I know it.
Three times the taxes to be totally, completely just a failure.
It's something else.
I mean, they failed big time.
And you can sit there and you can say, oh, you know, DEI, whatever.
I don't really care the reason.
The point is, we're not getting competent people in those positions to run.
Our state or our community.
They have no idea what to do other than wear the uniform.
Now, I'm not talking about the firefighters.
I'm not talking about the police.
I'm not talking about that.
They did an incredible job.
They don't have any support.
They don't have any support either.
They don't.
They're sitting out there saying, hey, man, we're going to go fire.
It's my job.
Well, we don't have any water.
Well, I guess I'm dead.
I'm dead in the water then.
They don't have any support.
I mean, they were carrying around purses to put water in them.
I mean, you had fire hydrants that didn't have water.
I saw one guy out there with almond milk trying to put out fire.
I mean, really.
God Almighty, it's beautiful.
It's really, really bad.
Not to mention.
There's thousands of houses down.
It's gone.
It's completely been reduced to rubble.
Adam Carolla, whatever his name is, he did a little five minute video that was real good and we touched on it yesterday about if you don't understand California And what they have to go through to permit anything.
Oh, gosh.
In your area, and you know this as well, they'll try to buy an old house if they're going to rebuild it.
Even if they can just save the foundation or anything on it to say it's a rebuild.
Even they can save one room and build around that room.
So they don't have to go, so they're grandfathered in.
They'll have to do all these new permits for new this and new that.
And I can promise you, unless they speed it up, if it stands the way it is now, from the time you try to start permitting your house, by the time they start building it, it's going to be three to four years.
Oh, easily.
That's how bad it is.
Oh, absolutely.
But it's not only that.
Some of the most historic, most incredible buildings that we have in L.A., you can't even enter them anymore.
If you go down Hollywood Boulevard, for instance, there are all kinds of theaters that have been closed because of their strict regulations and because it will cost so much, whether it be removing asbestos or something like that.
It's just not worth it.
So you're seeing them just decay before your eyes.
Really sad.
That's part of history.
That's what really made Hollywood, and they're just letting it completely deteriorate.
I don't know if it's ever going to be built back the way it was, to be honest with you.
I bet they won't even allow them beachfront houses in Malibu on that one street, I guarantee you.
Oh my gosh, and just think.
See, now comes the fun part.
Now comes the mudslides, because we're going to get rain.
And so everything that you just saw with all of these fires lighting up these hillsides, that is what's going to happen next.
And here's the thing.
President Trump has warned Gavin Newsom about all of this.
He sat up there and had a conversation with him on the news.
And yet he is totally ignored because they don't want to solve the problem.
I mean, I saw some of them pictures.
That wind was like...
Gusting like 70, 80 miles an hour.
Once that happens, and you've got all this old, you know, brush around, and you've got all these houses that close together, and then a fire starts, and it starts blowing in that direction, and it starts blowing 60, 70 mile an hour.
Gus, you're toast, man.
Everything's going to go up.
It's going to burn everything down to the ground.
There's nothing you can do about it to stop it.
It's done.
It is absolutely true.
But they've known about the Santa Ana winds for how many hundreds of years now?
I mean, there's ways to...
You know, you can't do every natural disaster, but at least have some water in your damn tank.
I mean, really?
And here you're worried about using the ocean water because it's going to corrode.
Corrode, what if you don't have anything?
I mean, this is really ridiculous.
The worst thing it'll do, the ocean water, is once you start throwing it on the ground, you're never going to be able to plant trees or anything there, bushes or anything.
It's all going to die.
It kills the soil.
Well, when you look at the overgrown brush, I mean, really?
They don't need to do that.
They need to have reservoirs built and tanks built and filled and ready to go.
They don't have to go over there and dip out of the ocean.
There's lakes and all kinds of shit nearby.
We have all kinds of resources that we have even voted on that has gone completely ignored.
I mean, you know that we did vote.
We voted and backed a $7.5 billion.
It never happened.
They say the process is slow.
Oh, I'd say, I mean, moving slowly?
These are the things that Gavin Newsom is going to have to answer for.
He is.
Yeah, you're saying you built a pool out there, now you've got to build a pool inside of a pool.
It's crazy.
Because you've got to build a pool, then you've got to build a pool inside the pool in case that pool leaks.
So they say it's like half a million dollars to build a pool up there.
Half a million dollars for a down pool.
Oh my gosh.
It's really out of control.
And it's going to really drive a lot of people away.
They're not going to build back, I'm telling you.
And then they're going to be like, okay, I've got to put all this money in, and I didn't get any insurance for it, so I need to sell my land to make some money.
And then they're going to like, well, I'm not going through this crap for four years.
I need a house now.
Let's go buy somewhere else.
That's what's going to happen.
And to sell their land.
Because, I mean, they're not going to sit there for three or four years waiting for these stupid permit processes and all the crap they've got to go through.
And will there be another fire in them four years?
Oh my gosh, of course there will be.
There always is.
Those fires pop up, especially during the season.
And a lot of people know about the arson.
It's all arson.
You're seeing it, yes.
Global warming hoax.
What a joke.
I mean, really.
You're sitting there watching people that are setting fires.
They're setting fires.
One conspiracy theory around, when everybody goes, look at all the houses, but the trees didn't burn.
I'll tell you, when a fire goes that fast, live trees got water in them, man.
They don't just go up.
Some of these forest fires, that's why they go in and clear all the dead wood out.
That's right.
Because it's hard.
Like them palm trees, you wouldn't believe how much water a palm tree holds.
And if a fire's going through that fast, I mean, it basically has to burn them.
All that water, boil all that water out before it'll burn.
It's hard to burn a palm tree, man.
It truly is.
The top will burn, but the base, it's hard.
And once you do, it's just like you could just flick it over.
I mean, it's just, it's hollow.
All the water's gone, and it's completely hollow.
Once the water gets out, and that goes for any tree.
Green trees, it takes a long time for them to burn.
That's why they have to go in these old forests and all this dead, and that's where these fires start.
All this dead wood and all these trees that are rotten, and they all fall out, and that's why they go in there and they do these, you know, these burns.
Well, that's what President Trump warned Gavin Newsom about.
He said, you've got to take care of the floors.
You know, the floors.
And here's the video.
And this was all caught on camera.
And you can see Newsom and this woman over here, and they exchanged.
Because it's a lot more complicated than that because they don't want to give their money to all of these resources, right?
They've got other plans for them, obviously.
You like illegals.
Yeah, here.
Cleaned out and protected.
You've got to take care of the floors.
You know, the floors of the forest.
It's very important.
You look at other countries where they do it differently, and it's a whole different story.
I was with the president of Finland, and he said we have a much different world.
We're a forest nation.
He called it a forest nation.
And they spend a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things, and they don't have any problem.
And when it is, it's a very small problem.
So I know everybody's looking to that end, and it's going to work out.
We have prescribed burns around my area all the time.
All the time.
I mean, I don't know when there's a place when they're not burning, you know, prescribed burning.
And they just clear all that stuff out so these fires don't start.
They do it here all the time, and they never do it there.
And then we're at way lower risk than them.
Exactly.
The whole thing, it's just, this is why it went up in smoke.
It's because of all of this.
I mean, it's failure after failure.
And when you talk about the fact that We're voting for things, and they're not doing anything with it, like the bullet train that never came.
Our tax dollars, they just go up and smoke.
That bass.
It's horrible.
That bass is another one I've never heard talk.
When I heard her talk yesterday, I was like, oh my God, is she an idiot?
Good God, what an idiot.
I mean, I'm talking about window-licking, low IQ, just dumb.
I know it.
God, she's dumb.
It is something.
It is really, really bad.
And we had a great opportunity with that.
Yeah, and if you go through all this and you still go in there and you pull the trigger for her or Gavin Newsom, you really don't have a right to complain.
Well, as you know, our elections are completely rigged.
There is no reason why we cannot get our votes counted that same night.
There isn't.
There isn't a reason in the world unless you can...
It took them six weeks.
Exactly.
And there's a reason for that.
And stolen seats.
You had all of these Republicans were up, right?
Until six weeks later.
Until the magic votes come in six weeks from now.
Exactly.
And what do you get?
What do they get when they cheat?
Look at y'all.
They're just incompetent boobs.
They're just morons.
They get rid of all the people in the fire department, over, what, 100, that didn't want to take the vaccine.
So what does that do?
The 100 smartest fuckers in the fire department get removed.
So there's all your brains right there, because they're smart enough not to take the jab.
And then they hire these diversity hires.
Oh, she's a lesbian!
She kissed a girl, therefore she could really, really fight fires.
And then they go in there and say, well, let's just get rid of all the white people.
That's what it is.
That's what the DEI is.
Hey, let's get rid of all the white dudes.
We've been fighting fires since 1987, you know, in the same firehouse and know everything about the area and are great at it and experienced.
It is truly one of the most incredible things I think I have ever...
And to watch it unfold live is incredible.
They have no idea what they're doing.
And you end up, if one person comes to the microphone after another, that's an absolute moron.
And it shows they don't know what they're talking about.
Secretary or assistant wrote it for them to say it's talking points.
They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Somebody knows something about fire.
Go, hey, man, we got to do this.
We got to close this off.
We got to do this.
And tonight they're going to be storming over here.
So we're going to get up there.
We're going to try to do a fire break just in case.
I mean, they're not doing any of that.
They're just like, I don't know what to do.
I thought I'm only...
I've been able to talk about the gay pride parade for a year.
And then that Pride magazine in San Francisco comes out and says, what a great job the fire commissioner is doing.
Okay, this is where it gets really interesting.
Because here you've got a wonderful thread by Daniel Greenfield.
Basically, he gives it to you in a nutshell.
The LAFD is very diverse.
It's run by lesbians named Kristen.
Not that there's anything wrong with Kristen.
Meet the team.
Kristen Crowley, first LGBTQ fire chief, 439,772 Harvard Business School.
Mission is the creation of systemic equity and inclusion across the LAFD. Because Harvard Business School is where you really get them hardcore firefighters.
Exactly.
I mean, the whole thing is just insanity.
You want a firefighter?
I want somebody wearing a wife beater with 16 tattoos, smokes three packs of cigarettes a day.
Oh my gosh.
I'm a firefighter.
The wildest things you have ever heard.
You just start going down the list and they're all named Kristen and they're all a lesbian.
And oh, isn't that great?
Isn't that going to make us fantastic when we have to weather a storm just like the one we just saw?
No, it's not.
It's not going to save and it's not going to change anything.
This devastation is huge.
People have lost.
Absolutely everything.
And as soon as they start realizing how long it's going to take them before they can build their new house and do all the things that they have planned, wow.
They didn't get to take anything but walk the stick in their car.
It's not like it's even better for us, like a hurricane.
Right.
And you're just like, okay, well, a hurricane's going to hit in five days, so you have time.
They're like, well, this is going to be devastating.
I'm just going to lose all my valuables.
I'm taking them over here 100 miles.
I'm going to get a U-Haul.
You don't have time for that, man.
It's just like all of a sudden, I mean, look at James Wood.
He's like, man, it's coming, it's coming.
They left and it was gone.
It seemed like it was like five minutes.
It's so true.
I mean, it's just, it happens in seconds.
All of a sudden, you think that you're safe and then you are not.
And it just lights up the entire sky.
I mean, the whole thing is just about as crazy as crazy can be.
So we move on, of course, to the next Kristen.
This is Christina Kepler.
Kepner is her name.
She is the first lesbian assistant chief, LAFD, Harvard Kennedy School for Managing Diverse Organizations.
Greatest achievement is she was accused of a domestic violence incident involving her girlfriend.
Then you've got Christine Larson.
All right.
She is LAFD's first lesbian equity bureau chief, $399,000.
She is the co-founder of Equity on Fire.
She got the job by constantly accusing the LAFD of being racist and sexist.
Then you've got Jamie.
We finally have a Jamie.
Jamie Brown, the first LAFD lesbian training commander.
Greatest accomplishment?
Not being named Kristen.
Christine, etc.
So there you have it.
Now, the old Los Angeles Fire Department was not diverse.
It was run by white men.
It's now run by lesbians named Kristen.
The LAFD is much worse at fighting fires, but at least it asks the fires for their pronouns first.
And so here you go.
You even list the source for the domestic violence.
And what do they know about firefighting?
Nothing, as you see.
No, this is all about...
They're given the job because they're lesbians.
Can you imagine?
And then they brag, look, our whole team's lesbians.
Let's go do another gay pride parade.
And then we'll get some more cutesy articles written about us.
And then we'll get interviews.
What the hell has that got to do with fighting fires?
You've got to be in there every day.
They're like, okay, this is going to happen.
It happens all the time there.
What have you done this year every day to plan for this?
What is your vision?
What is your plan?
Oh, to go to the gay pride parade and march around and get articles written about you.
They don't know shit about fighting fire.
Nothing.
This is really...
This is so out of control.
It really is.
I listened to that press conference.
I laughed.
I mean, I know it ain't funny, but I laughed all the way through.
I said, can they get anybody dumber?
Oh, yeah, here's the next lesbian.
Exactly.
Here's the next person.
You can't get any dumber than these.
Oh, yes, it can.
Angelenos should be so furious right now.
They absolutely should.
Because see, here's the thing, and you've got the media and Hollywood that has sat there and acted like that was the most important thing until a huge fire breaks out, until you see that your home has been completely demolished, that you can't even breathe the air.
I mean, what do your pronouns have to do with that conversation?
What are you going to talk about now?
This is ridiculous.
He even provided a source for the domestic violence incident involving the second Kristen.
So everybody knows.
But enough is enough.
It's just, and you can't get anybody qualified.
It's all about skin color.
It's all about being a lesbian.
It's all about, oh my God, you know, the only way they'll ever be replaced is if it's a transgender.
And then, oh my God, it's a transgender.
That's the person for the job, is the transgender.
I don't even see how you live there.
The place is warped.
I honestly do not care what people do.
It does not affect me.
But when you are in a position like this...
We're not talking about, you know, we're anti-lesbian.
You can do what you want.
I'm just saying it's not a job qualification who you sleep with.
Exactly.
My God.
It just doesn't.
Okay, let me see your thing.
Okay, well, I'm LGBTQ. I've got a Harvard master's degree and a business license.
Okay, if I'm hiring a firefighter, I'm like, well, that one's off the table.
My God, she doesn't know nothing about fires.
And then some guy walks in.
Well, I've been working down at this fire department.
I started when I was 19 years old.
I'm high school educated.
I've been fighting fires for 35 years.
I know every aspect of fighting fires.
I know this whole area.
I know what to do.
I know how to handle everything.
I've got a CDL Class A. I can drive the trucks.
I know how to operate the letters.
I'm a safety supervisor, and I teach everybody about safety, first aid.
Okay, let me see.
Him?
If he's a white dude or a lesbian with a business license at Duke University, the only thing she's ever seen is a fake fire in her million-dollar mansion.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, this is so easy.
But this is what happens when liberals take over everything.
It's all about skin color and pronouns and wokeness.
And then you get all these incompetent people have no business.
They're just given the position.
You've got to have experience to step in these.
You've got to know what you're doing.
And we've seen it.
We've seen it also in the DEI hires down in New Orleans in the terrorist attack.
We've just seen a version of it.
Absolutely.
I mean, it just goes on and on.
It is horrible to actually watch.
Is there any men left in positions?
Well, you just have to ask them now, wouldn't you?
How they identify at this point, because that's who you're going to deal with.
What's your qualifications?
I eat it to Y. You're high, baby!
Is your name Christian?
I mean, this is where we are.
It's really sad.
It's ridiculous.
But I think that people, unfortunately, it takes something like this to happen before people actually wake up.
It really does.
Unfortunately, until they are face-to-face with something like this, of this magnitude, where it actually affects them, they're going to go on living in their bubble, living their lives.
But a lot of these people are not going to be able to do that.
And they're going to be very angry about it.
And they are going to want Gavin Newsom to explain why they are not able to get their home back, why they aren't able to build, why they aren't able to continue on with their businesses.
They're going to want to get to the bottom of it.
And he's going to have to answer for it.
And seriously, his political career should be completely over by now.
Same thing with Karen Bass.
Did you know that she was somebody that Biden was actually considering for vice versa?
She was in one of the top two or three.
Wow.
She's dumber than Kamala, and that's really hard to do.
That's very, very difficult to do.
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I packed that in my car when I left.
I have it in my trunk.
Yeah, you might as well.
The way things are going.
I have it in my trunk and ready to go in case of an emergency.
Imagine that.
An emergency.
Another one.
Yeah, I got three buckets.
That's so smart.
Because you just don't know.
I mean, you've got the hurricane thing.
We've got the fire and the mudslides and everything else in between.
We don't know what's going to happen.
And you tell me...
And another thing, did you finish that or not?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, so yesterday, the day before yesterday, 500 million more to Ukraine, they announced, in the middle of everybody losing their house.
And then today, another 500 million.
Yeah, let's go ahead and make it a cool billion.
You want to talk about a slap in the face?
This is outrageous.
Kicking the nuts.
It's so true.
I mean, Kat, it is so, so true.
Another $500 million.
Here you've got California on fire.
And this is where the money's going.
Number one priority.
These scumbag anti-American traders cannot get out of office fast enough.
All of them.
It's up to us.
We're going to have to pull another Donald Trump like we did this last election, and we're all just going to have to show up, especially in these local elections.
You now know firsthand you can take California, L.A. as an example, of the consequences if you do not vote.
Okay?
You have to vote.
You have to.
It's a great opportunity.
The Democrat Party is so gone.
So far left, so loony.
They're just communists.
They do nothing but just hurt the country.
He's sabotaging.
He's letting people out of Gitmo, terrorists.
He's pardoning murderers and rapists and child killers.
He's trying to shut down oil, which he won't do.
Trump's going to drill.
There ain't nothing shit he can do about it.
I don't care what.
He's passed.
Trump's going to say, turn it on.
Pam Bonney says, we're not going to prosecute you.
And they're going to turn on the spigot.
And that's it.
This is what we voted for.
Unlike California, the nation as a whole will not have it any other way.
They just won't.
We're just sick of it.
We are so sick of this government.
I know I am.
I'm disgusted by it.
And when they did this, of course, here you've got Zelensky, who's now trying to reach out through podcasts to say, oh, hey, I'm this really great guy.
Yeah, don't you want to give me your money?
You know what?
Go sell it down the road.
You're a dictator.
You've called off the elections.
You're talking about we've got to save democracy by giving Ukraine money?
They don't even have elections.
I'm so sick of Ukraine.
I don't like it anymore.
I'm so sick of the name Ukraine.
I'm so sick of seeing that little cokehead everywhere in his green outfit that he never changes.
I mean, really?
I'm tired of the whole thing.
We've got our own problems right here.
Right now, we've got citizens in California that don't have homes.
That's what our priorities should be.
And North Carolina.
Basically burning down one of our largest cities right now.
It's just why?
Let's give Zelensky some more money.
Oh yeah, sure.
Let's go and appease him.
But you know why?
It's the exact same reason whenever we vote for something, we never see it.
Because it goes into these contracts of the people that donate to their campaigns.
That's how the system works.
It's just one big scam.
Yeah.
They put Bernie Madoff in prison for what he did, the Ponzi scheme, and the United States government is that on steroids times a million.
Oh my gosh.
It's so true.
I mean, it's so scary, but absolutely money has everything to do with how this state operates.
Absolutely.
I mean, when you start seeing who the people are that control the water and how the whole process works, oh my gosh.
I mean, you're talking about, again, a few families that have complete dominance over the whole system and they've made sure of it.
And speaking of that, man, was that Jimmy Carter guest list of a 17-year-old girl sewing circle or what?
Wow!
Man, you're talking about some petty ass.
Trump goes in there and he shakes everybody's hand.
Of course, you know, Mike Pence, his wife, I'm not shaking your hand here.
And, of course, her name's Karen.
Perfect.
Of course.
What in the world?
I'm too good for you.
And Hillary looked like...
I'm my prince's wife, for God's sake!
He can't have lunch with any other females.
Anybody except me.
I mean, really?
I'm a Christian, and you're not!
I'm superior to you in every way!
Wow, and they were so angry.
That's the vibes I got off of her.
It's just like, ugh, man.
Well, not only that, did you see Hillary?
You can't hold your nose and shake somebody's hand during the funeral of a guy who lived 100 years old as a president.
Really?
I mean...
He did it.
Trump did it.
He can't stand you guys.
He did it.
Trump is just one of a kind.
I mean, he truly is.
Trump was yucking it up with Obama, which was funny in itself.
All kinds of funny things happened.
And Michelle didn't show.
She's on vacation.
Well, there's a lot of talk that there may be a domestic dispute between the two.
I don't know why.
No, I need to get over to you.
I was like, sword fight!
That's funny.
That's really funny, Kat, because seriously, that's exactly what goes through everybody's minds.
And then, you know, he's juggling Obama and Camilla keeps turning around like she's jealous.
And then, of course, you got the nanny knocker up or a woman beat her.
Oh, Doug.
He's sitting there.
He looks like he's lost his best friend.
And then here comes Biden and Jill.
And they just totally don't even talk to Kamala or Doug.
And then Joe falls asleep.
I mean, this could be an episode of everyone loves Raymond, for God's sakes.
Isn't it wild?
I mean, you want to talk about a clique and how none of them are getting along.
Now, they would all be sitting pretty if...
Trump had lost to Kamala.
She would have been the queen of the day, but that didn't happen now, did it?
No, Trump wouldn't be there.
He'd be in jail.
Exactly.
And now he is the star of the show.
And they know who their daddy is.
It's very obvious.
Even Obama.
But look at Hillary Clinton.
Look at her.
Now remember, she is best buddies with Soros, and Soros is done on every single level.
And Joe's leaving.
I know.
Joe can't even keep his eyes open.
I mean, Joe who, really?
George Bush, who looks like he's morphing into Bloomberg.
And then Skiller's scary Hillary.
And then there's the Raper on the left.
Yep.
I mean, there's a lot of evil in that shot.
There is a lot of evil in it.
And it will continue.
Joe goes, sits up front, and then Hunter comes.
They put him back on, like, the seventh row where nobody can see him.
He's probably back there taking crack hits under the chair.
Oh, man, that was the biggest shit show I've ever seen in my life.
And it was just like, you guys can't even hide your little petty difference.
I'm telling you, it was like a 17-year-old girl sewing circle.
They absolutely hate each other.
That's the whole thing, Kat.
I mean, they don't like each other at all.
There wasn't a smile or there was nothing.
The only people yucking it up was Obama and Trump, which is kind of funny within itself.
Oh my gosh.
They were laughing and cutting up and having a good old time, which is funny as hell, man, because that triggered so many people on the left.
Of course, everything does.
Everything does.
I mean, you even had, like you said, Kamala that was, you know, doing a double take.
Nobody was talking to that stupid bitch.
Nope.
No one wanted to sit with her.
They basically said, move over, and that was it.
I mean, it told a tale.
Now, you remember the last funeral, what happened?
Everybody got an envelope, right?
And everybody had that really weird smirk.
And then before you know it, you had the deep state try to take President Trump down.
This time, it was completely different.
You've even got Obama, who's trying to schmooze President Trump, because he knows what's coming.
And now you have White House whispers.
Everybody's trying to lip-read what they're saying between them.
I've seen so many.
I knew that was a memer's paradise when they started yucking it up.
I'm like, boy, here we go.
Absolutely.
With AI, you can put their voices, sounds just like them, saying whatever you want them to say.
Here they come.
Man, I was laughing all day.
And then, of course, you have, like you said, Obama is sitting by himself next to Mrs. Bush.
She's absolutely gone.
She's not even interested.
She skipped the funeral completely.
I mean, then you have Pence's wife.
I don't even know her name anymore.
Karen.
Oh, there you go.
Now I'll never forget it.
She tries to hi-hat.
Melania, which was absolutely ridiculous.
I'll tell you.
And Mike Pence, all them leaks, all them leaks that kept coming out of trying to destroy Trump again and right out of Mike Pence's office.
All of it.
We used to say that on the show years ago.
It was Mike Pence.
Deep state.
Yep, that's what they are.
They're all a whole bunch of snakes.
You remember when they had Mike Pence?
Had classified documents, too, but nothing happened to him?
Hmm, wonder why.
There's a reason.
And there's a reason.
They raided Biden.
They knew nothing was going to happen, but just so they could control and make him say what he wants.
You know who I feel so sorry for, but she does it better than anybody, is Melania.
I mean, she has to sit there with all of these people.
Can you imagine?
I mean, here she is just looking straight ahead.
She's just not engaging.
She's just like, God dang, let's get this over with.
Police.
So I can just go do supermodel shit.
Let's get this show on the road.
I've got some shoes to try on.
Yeah, man.
Oh, my.
I've got some shit to do.
And then who else was absent?
Dick Cheney.
Oh, because little Lizzie wants that pardon.
So she's trying to stay out of the spotlight because she knows she needs it.
She and Fauci.
Oh, they're going to give it to her and Fauci because they're the two that are really super-duper guilty.
They're so easy to prosecute, it's not even funny.
I mean, the funny thing is, is that these memes and these jokes just continue to write themselves.
So here you've got Joe Biden and Jill, of course, Nurse Jill, who have to sit down next to Kamala and hubby Doug.
Check it out.
Wife beater, Doug.
I don't know if he's a wife beater.
Girlfriend beater.
Girlfriend beater.
Get it straight.
Yeah, seriously.
I'm not with it today.
I was up all night.
Here we go.
I started the year as the would-be Democratic presidential nominee, and we all know what happened after that.
Again, you didn't see a particularly warm greeting between the first couple and the second couple, but again, we are at a funeral, so one has to take that into account when trying to read the body language of the individuals there.
Oh boy, just look straight ahead.
And Believe me, it doesn't matter if you're at a funeral.
You shake people's hands when you're at a funeral.
You don't ignore them.
It's not like, oh, it's protocol to ignore everybody around you at a funeral.
What are you talking about?
You've never been to a funeral before?
I mean, come on now.
But they couldn't get over this.
They hated this.
Every single last one of them, when you have, of course, President Trump and Barack Obama yucking it up and having a wonderful time, of course, you're going to get the side eye.
Right, Kat?
That's going to happen.
So they're looking all around going, hmm.
You know, what's happening here?
He's sitting there laughing it up with literal Hitler.
He is, too.
He's absolutely in charge.
And you know that Obama is just feeling the heat from all directions.
That's why he's sitting there with that little chuckle and that smile and everything.
He's trying to just, you know.
He might have been taking a jab at Joe or something.
He thought it was funny.
He's like, hey, you think Joe's going to fall asleep?
They're all so angry right now.
They lost.
We made sure of it.
I mean, it was something they couldn't even really participate in.
They were able to steal a few seats, of course, in Congress.
We knew they were going to steal a lot of those from California.
They banked on that from the very beginning.
They wanted to take as much power from President Trump as possible.
But it's not going to work for long, especially with what just happened in Los Angeles.
I mean, Angelenos are so upset over this.
They really are.
Think about it.
I mean, one day you're doing your thing, you're working, you're going, doing whatever it is that you do, enjoying the sights, enjoying this beautiful, incredible environment.
And the very next day, you've got a city that is burning out of control.
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor.
If you've had a home a long time, like a lot of these people, 25, 30, 40 years.
I mean, it becomes your sanctuary.
You've got all your little, and you know, these rich people, they've got pimp cribs, man.
They've got the back pool with all the, you know, it looks like a jungle back there.
And just, you know, everything's nice.
Well, the places that you go, the restaurants that you visit.
That's right, yeah.
Everything's gone.
I mean, this is the thing.
I described this in my, you know, I remember saying this when Michael hit.
And I was like, it's not just that all the houses are gone.
Every restaurant's gone.
The dentist is gone.
The doctor's office is gone.
The grocery store is gone.
Everything!
There's nothing.
It's just gone.
I remember driving to Tallahassee to get gas.
And it took me, it's usually about an hour and a half there, an hour and a half by it, but it took me eight, ten hours every trip because of the traffic.
I had to drive up and get my whole bed of my truck with gas cans and get gas while I was up there and diesel to run my generator.
I did that for like a month.
You realize how vulnerable you actually are.
And when you're dealing with incompetence...
Unless you're a red name.
Well, that's what's so good about you, Kat.
Seriously, you know exactly what to do in a situation like this.
Like when you started texting me last night, you're like...
Get out of there.
And I knew that's what he was saying.
Just because it's concrete doesn't mean everything can't catch on fire.
It can.
Exactly.
It can burn a city just like it burns the country.
Especially when you've got 90-mile-an-hour winds, there's things that will catch on fire.
When that fire starts spreading at that kind of a level, I mean...
When I was looking at some of them winds, it reminded me of hurricane.
Right.
It was hurricane force winds.
You add fire to it, especially them rolling hills because fires love to go uphill, not downhill, uphill.
I was already starting to get ready.
And then I saw your text come in.
And, of course, I'm with everybody that would text me.
I mean, my friends were with me at the time.
And I'm like, oh, there it is.
They're like, who's that?
And I said, that's Kat.
Kat signaling.
Get out.
Of town now.
Get out.
And it's way past his bedtime.
And so we should really probably pay attention to this.
Of course, we had already made that decision.
I mean, but the weird thing is, is that never lost power.
My building never lost power.
My power is still on.
Same thing with Beverly Hills.
A lot of my friends live over there.
They have their power.
I bet the air is just...
Horrible.
Gross.
You can smell it.
It's going to take a long time for things to get back to normal.
That smoke gets into everything, man.
And you just can't get it out.
It's true.
It's really true.
But there are so many people that just absolutely are...
Devastated by this.
And what people, I think, don't understand is that a lot of these big homes have been passed down from generation to generation.
I mean, not everybody in these big homes are millionaires or billionaires.
They're not.
It's something that has been passed down to them.
And a lot of them are elderly as well.
And so they don't have that luxury of just getting out and read.
I do have experience with this because, like I say, the town I lived near was completely wiped out.
96% of the buildings were gone, so 4% stayed.
But also...
Everybody that works there, all the people that wait tables or mow yards, there's nowhere to work.
Everybody that works at all them restaurants, the grocery stores, there's nowhere to work.
So now you have a town of a lot of people that live in paycheck to paycheck, and they have no money.
They're like, I've got to get a job.
And so everybody just moves out.
That's what happened here.
It was a vacuum for like two years.
Nothing got done.
Nothing got built.
Nothing.
Because there was nobody here.
I mean, it was a ghost town because there's like, you know, even the workers, they started building it back.
They had to bring food trucks in just to feed them.
There's no restaurants.
They're all gone.
And then all the power lines are down, completely burned, you know, washed out at sea, and yours are burned.
And think about running power again to everywhere, how long that takes.
It doesn't matter how much money you got with their permit problems.
Them neighborhoods are never going to recover in our lifetime.
I'm just telling you.
It is going to.
I've seen it happen here now.
It's been six and a half years since the hurricane.
And one bar is finally getting built back down there.
It's true.
You just can't throw this shit up overnight.
You've got to build the whole infrastructure.
You've got to build the roads and stuff that get you all messed up.
Well, and when you couple that with the regulations in California, my goodness.
And then the incompetence of the government who would never be able to get in there and get anything done, believe me.
Exactly.
Kat, you're absolutely right on all of this.
It's so awful to watch.
It's going to change them neighborhoods.
There's going to be somebody that's a billion, billion, billion dollar company that's going to come in there and buy slabs and try to do something with it.
It'll never be the individual houses that's been there.
A lot of these houses have been there 100 years.
That's what I'm saying.
It'll never be that.
It'll never have that feel again because all these houses and these different generations, they all look a little different.
These are not cookie-cutter homes.
They're all different looking.
You're never going to get it back.
It's over.
It's just awful to watch.
Just to know that a lot of these communities, I mean, it's just your everyday life, that they're not going to be the same at all.
Not even close.
All these people are going to have to move.
And then there's going to be this, I can tell you like around here, and there's going to be no rentals like by tomorrow.
You're right about that.
All these people are rentals.
Everybody's dying to get a rental right now.
Not just, like I say, not just these rich people, but all the people that work there and stuff.
And a lot of their places burn too.
This is not, they weren't just million dollar homes that burn.
Well, and you're talking about an area that really depends on the entertainment industry.
That's huge.
Think about the gas stations that burn down and the little places to get dry cleaned, little places to take your...
Go to do your dog stuff and little stores and little, you know, drug stores and grocery stores and Whole Foods and then the electric company, the fire station, the ambulance service, your doctor's office, it's gone.
And all these people that work there, they have to do something because none of these people are just, oh, well, I'll just sit around with my bank account, you know, and wait for five years from now for it to get my bill back up.
They all move out.
I'm telling you, I've done experienced this firsthand.
They all move out because they've got to go now.
And then there's just nobody there to do anything.
It is so true.
It's crazy.
And you can't just wait around either.
It's so expensive here.
Yeah.
And the people that do stay, the one grocery store, that's the first grocery store that didn't burn, it's going to be so packed.
You can't get in there for a year.
You are absolutely right.
I'm just telling you, the snowball effect, I've lived this thing for six, seven years, being, you know, behind the biggest hurricane ever recorded in the United States, going slow, hitting me four hours.
And I'm just telling you, it's still not recovered around here.
And it's six and a half years, and we got no permit issues like you do.
You know, and that's the thing.
But people cannot wait around for their next paycheck.
They cannot wait around for a business to open or for repairs to be made.
They have to have a paycheck.
They have to be working.
They can't just sit around in California.
Yeah, and, you know, the government could help them people, but not a billion dollars would be a lot to help these people.
They're displaced.
Well, that's exactly right.
What a slap in the face.
And no, Joe Biden was not in L.A. at Cedars-Sinai to check out, see if anybody was there, anybody that was hurt or anything else, or to check on L.A. He was there because of the birth of his great-grandchild.
No other reason.
He wasn't there for you.
Oh, so that's one that he claims?
Yes, that's one that he claims.
I just want to make sure because I'm not sure who he claims and doesn't claim now.
Right.
It took him five years to claim pop secret, as you call her, Little Navy, who is adorable.
I mean, she's the cutest little girl.
But no, he wasn't here.
And then the other person that wasn't here and didn't even mention anything about California was Adam Shifty Shift, Pencil Nick.
Yeah, he did a six-minute...
Primetime interview on MSDNC. He did not mention the wildfires or what was happening in our state at all.
Not even one time.
Didn't mention it once.
He was too focused, of course, on the whole thing with Special Counsel Jack Smith.
Now that he's a senator, he could care less what's going on here.
There are a lot of people that are not suffering.
I mean, let's talk about this over...
Paid bureaucrat responsible for filling up fire hydrants in L.A. County rakes in $750,000 a year.
She is the city's highest paid employee.
Yep, I watched her dumbass talk.
My gosh, I mean, what is happening?
Really?
And this is why people are going to get really frustrated.
Okay, so last night was the big event, right?
It was the big event for everybody.
But when it starts to settle in and people realize exactly where they are as a result of this fire, it's going to be a whole new day around here.
I don't know.
I mean, it's just like you just can't get a liberal there sometimes.
You know what I mean?
I don't care if their house burnt down.
I mean, you know.
I mean, it's just like you can't get them there.
Some of these people, they just, I don't know what it is.
Well, I mean, maybe this will wake them up.
I mean, seriously, you've got Los Angeles Fire Department that donated a surplus of equipment to Ukraine.
Two first aid responses alongside of Biden's USAID, which funded 16 Ukrainian fire departments.
And now we're without.
We're carrying purses of water to put out the flames.
Really?
You've got homeowners that are sneaking back into their properties and they're putting a hose on whatever is left.
You've got people in their 90s that are missing or people have not heard of them.
Yeah, there's going to be a big death camp.
I saw one of them.
It's either one of the CNNs or something.
They were showing the house rubble, and you could see a skeleton inside.
It's like all of a sudden, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It was burnt down to the skeleton.
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It's a good idea to check them all out.
Especially in times like these.
It's your decision what to do, but I do it.
I just like the way it feels in your hand.
You've always been a gold man.
Gold and silver.
I just like the way it feels in your hand for some reason.
It's heavy.
It feels good.
Oh my gosh.
I don't care about the value.
I just like the way it feels in my hands.
Exactly.
You just like to look at it.
That's mine.
Exactly.
Look at that.
You know, it's just amazing, though, when you start talking about the fact that we have spent all of this money.
I mean, eight years after California voters approved a $7.5 billion water bond to construct water storage facilities, not one project has reached completion.
And where's the money?
It's gone.
It's like the bullet train.
They approve the money, and they don't even have a five-gallon bucket with water in it sitting on the side of the road.
I mean, nothing.
Nothing!
Well, it's just like those storage facilities that Kamala Harris was supposed to be in charge of.
They never got built either.
And then, of course, the Teslas, right?
You had all of those stations that were supposed to be built.
Thanks, but a judge.
They never happened.
I mean, this is craziness.
What are we even doing?
I mean, you just sit there and you go, okay, you're going to put it into the hands of these morons?
No.
I've just seen some guys got a meme, and they got them people sitting there, all the presidents, and it has, like, Bill Clinton, you know, and it says two terms over him, and then it says George Bush two terms, then Obama two terms, and Trump two terms, and then the front row says Joe, it says one term, and then Camilla zero terms.
She is the biggest joke ever.
This is a one illegal term.
Cheating term.
She knows that she was there because of DEI to begin with.
She didn't even rate when she decided she was going to run for president.
Right?
And she berated Joe to the point where Jill didn't like her.
And yet, here you go, we're going to crown you VP. From, again, until, of course, our construct, Joe Biden, who we've been hiding, never asking serious questions to because he had completely lost his mind years ago.
We're going to strut him in and you're going to be his right hand.
Well, Joe couldn't make it.
Joe didn't make it.
Joe's falling asleep now.
In any situation.
Count on him to snooze.
After this is over and he just goes home and he escapes from the spotlight, I bet he goes downhill fast.
It's going to happen.
You know it's going to happen.
I bet he goes downhill fast because there's no telling what they've been pumping him full of just to get him to talk.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this is unreal.
And then, of course, you've got this.
You've got State Farm.
They canceled hundreds of Pacific...
You know, all of the homeowners' policies before the devastating wildfire strikes.
So Pacific Palisades and all of those insurance claims, they couldn't do business in California.
It's really not their fault, to be honest.
It's California's fault.
Yeah, so it was a government regulation that made them do all that.
I know.
Can you imagine that?
They're the reason.
Yeah, it's like...
You know, it's hard for you to get fire insurance out there.
It's hard for us to get flood insurance here.
We need it.
We have to have it.
Because your house is here.
Yours get taken by fire.
Mine get taken by water.
It's just the way it is.
We are just totally opposite.
We need to both move to the middle of the damn country.
I agree with that.
I think that's a good plan.
We'll just set up a studio and we'll just go live so everybody can look at us.
Yep.
We'll just say, hey.
We're safe in the mountains somewhere.
But it's really true.
People are really angry with State Farm.
They're screaming at them.
And of course, you're getting X who is putting all these community notes on there.
They're saying California lawmakers have imposed price controls on insurance companies in the state.
This makes it impossible for insurers to price coverage accurately.
The result is insurance companies are leaving the state.
There you go.
Again, people cannot do business in this state.
They're moving to other states.
And when they take that away from you, like if you live on the beach, they take away flood insurance.
You don't really have insurance, do you?
Because the chance of your house burning down is slim to none.
And there, if they take your fire insurance, they're basically shutting your house.
You don't have any insurance because that's just about the only way your house is going to be devastated up there.
It's not like...
It's going to be flooded up there in the hills, you know?
Oh my gosh.
So they've basically taken away your insurance when they take the thing that really, if this one thing is likely to happen, if my house is going to get destroyed, it's probably 99% sure this thing, they take that away, your insurance is worthless.
Completely worthless.
This is crazy.
And then did you see Karen Bass when she just basically looked out into oblivion?
She had nothing to say.
She just sat there like a dodo.
I've never seen anything quite like it or silence says it all.
Where they were asking her.
Sky News was asking her questions like, Hey, where you been?
Honduras.
Okay, great.
All of this happens on your watch and your MIA. What do you say?
She doesn't even respond.
She just blinks.
Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burning?
Do you regret cutting the fire department budget by millions of dollars, Madam Mayor?
They've never been asked a tough question before.
So they just freeze up.
Ever in their lives have they been asked a tough question.
Okay, just so everybody knows, this whole thing goes on for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
And she does that exact same thing.
She looks like Biden.
Is it Biden?
This is your job.
You've got to answer these questions.
You can't just...
I'm not talking.
I'm holding my breath until I turn blue.
Oh, by the way, Eldonado Trumpo just posted something that he put through.
Oh, fabulous.
With Bama and them talking, his own words.
I don't know where it is yet, but I posted it.
Oh, okay.
Let me get over there.
We've got to listen to this before we go up there because it's going to be funny if it's in them.
And we always try to, you know, leave on a happy note.
And we heard this yet, so if they say a bunch of cuss words, it's Jules' fault.
It's my fault, and I'm going to even label it.
And if we get kicked off of Spotify, you know, by it, it will be my fault as well.
Spotify.
That's even better.
Spotify is like a hip version.
Hip version of Spotify.
We're Spotify.
I can't talk.
You know what?
I just can't talk lately.
It's one of those things.
I'm so tripped up.
You're probably tired from all the fires and stuff.
I'm worn out.
I'm worn out from the election.
I'm worn out from Christmas.
I'm just, I really need a break after a break.
It's nuts.
All right, so let's see what we have going on.
This is going to be bad, so everybody get ready.
Get ready for it.
All right.
It's my fault.
remember that oh it's nevermind It's just...
I thought he would have them talking, but he doesn't.
Do you want me to read it?
Let's see if you will.
Okay.
Oh, let's see if I will.
Alright, so that's our first clue.
I'll try.
If not, you'll just have to...
Fill in the blanks.
Hi, Mr. President.
I actually asked to be seated next to you.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I kind of need your advice on something.
It's a personal matter.
Is We even call her Big Mike.
You think more people know?
Definitely.
I thought they'd have the AI voice and everything with it.
I know, it would have been a lot better.
Okay, so that's it.
So should I come out of the closet?
So it's basically the whole conversation that must have went down between Obama and, of course, President Trump, where he basically said, look, the gig's up.
They know she's a man, okay?
Oh, gosh.
Trump advising.
Oh, Big Mike.
We're going to leave you with Big Mike thoughts in your head.
There you go.
And what I'll do is I will drop it into chat so that you all have it and you can read it just in case those words get a little bit more, you know, out of my realm of speaking.
All right, Kat.
Well, thanks for everything that you do.
Thank you all for just all of your support and everything and pray for California.
Seriously, no one deserves this ever.
It's just, they're completely, it's devastating what's happened as a result.
I don't celebrate anybody getting their house burned down.
I don't know why anybody would.
I can't even imagine it.
I saw the post that you put out there, Kat, and it was so kind.
It's really true.
Times like this, we come together, and I know you all are such kind people.
You will do that, that very thing, so I have no doubt about that.
All right, everybody, will you all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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