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Congress To Certify The Election | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 713 – 1/06/2025
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Today is Monday, January 6, 2025, episode number 713. Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
We did it today.
I know it.
14 days.
They tried to use the snow as an excuse I thought they was going to, but it only snowed like 3 or 4 inches.
Do you know what would have happened as a result of them pulling anything even remotely like that?
Whether or not, nobody would have put up with that nonsense.
They would have said, why did you even leave?
Yeah, it's not like you work, what was it, 100?
They work 130 days a year.
Exactly.
I think 132 days.
And then they try to throw in a...
A big giant $40,000, $50,000 a year salary increase for themselves.
Exactly.
Working part-time.
Yeah, part-time.
You know, you've got to at least work half-time to be called part-time.
I'd call it like quarter-time.
It's really true.
It's pathetic.
It really is pathetic.
It really is pathetic.
And yet they always sit there and they pat themselves on the back.
I know.
They get rich and everything else.
And you're going, all right, something's wrong with this system here.
We need term limits in a big way.
I hope that's something that is addressed.
I really do.
Everybody knows that it will save the country, but they're never going to do it because they have to have a...
It's a constitutional amendment, and it's going to take two-thirds of the Congress to vote for it, and they're never going to vote themselves out of office.
That's the problem.
They never will.
You're right about that.
Well, it looks like you've got old Massey upset.
Old Masshole?
Oh, my asshole's crying again.
Oh, no.
Okay, so I don't know what set this one off this time.
You're going to have to fill us all in.
But, yes, he seems to be upset.
I have no idea.
I was minding my own business today eating sushi.
And somebody said, hey, look, man, he's attacking you for no reason.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean.
We got all this great stuff going on today.
We got Trump certification.
Of course, you know, he's a big, huge anti-Trump person.
And then Trudeau stepping down, blackface Hitler, and what does he do?
Attack a cartoon.
Really?
How ridiculous is that?
A lot of people like him.
I don't care what his score is.
I don't care about his principles.
I don't care.
They didn't even work two months last year.
They went on the campaign trail with Ron DeSeptat, him and Chip Roy.
Followed him around Iowa for two months and did nothing but get on the microphone and talked about Trump supporters like we're pieces of shit 24-7.
I don't care.
Don't DM me and say, oh, he's one of the good ones.
I don't care.
He spent two months on the campaign last year talking down at us like we're pieces of crap.
And I don't care about neither one of them, and I'm never going to.
Well, I mean, didn't he support Emmer for speaker?
Yeah.
I mean, come on, really?
That's what we have here.
Him and Chip Roy are going to do everything they can to sabotage Trump in the name of principles, and they're going to go, I'm the principles.
Please.
I hate Mike Johnson, too.
But how many votes did you get?
One.
You have to have a plan.
You can't just say, well, I hate him, man.
I hate Mike Johnson too, but President Trump won the election in a landslide.
He thinks he can work with him.
That's who he supported.
He tweeted out about it.
So I've got to hold my nose and just give Trump what he wants to do because that's who we put in there.
That's exactly right.
Do I lie to Mike Johnson?
No, I can't stand him.
I can't stand 99% of Congress.
That goes without saying.
That's right.
I mean, President Trump gave an order.
End of story.
That's how it goes.
You've got to hold your nose, man.
I would be a hypocrite if I didn't do that too when I asked them to do it.
He won, won the landslide.
Whether you like it or not, you've got to support his picks.
It is absolutely the truth too.
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and we need that, especially with all the shenanigans that are going on with X.
I don't understand this whole system that is going on, this ranking system, but I didn't do so hot.
I got a D minus.
I don't know how you did, Kat.
I got 65.
That's what I have.
Yeah, that's what I got.
A D is better than an F. I guess.
There were a lot of 38s in there.
So what?
We're supposed to be a lot more positive?
Is that what's going on with this whole rating system?
I don't know.
I just tweet what I like to tweet.
I don't never like, I'm going to retweet this person.
I'm going to retweet this person.
Nobody pays me.
I just stroll and I see something I like and I'll respond to it.
These algorithms come and go, people.
They change every week.
You might as well just do what you do.
And just move forward.
Sometimes they're really good.
Sometimes they're really bad.
But the one thing about it is they change every week or two.
Well, it's really true.
And that was my next question for you.
You now have algoturd.
Okay, so is that part of the deal?
Yeah, I'm thinking about making an account.
Oh my gosh.
Just to make fun of the algorithm.
Well, it's wild.
I mean, the whole thing is so wild.
I made that this morning.
It's funny.
I think he is great.
I think we need an algo turd that goes against all of this.
I mean, what is speech all about?
What, you have to be conscious of being positive for a certain percentage of the time, even when there's bad news?
Apparently, they're going to put it in different buckets.
You're going to have news, and you're going to have things that make you smile, what have you.
I mean, I always try to start off my morning positive with either a fun...
I've never been one ever since I started Twitter.
I've never been just political.
I am mostly political, but I've always did a lot of funny.
I try to find funny videos.
I have since I've started.
You have?
Yeah, I always try to find funny videos and people saying funny shit and troll people and shit posts.
I just like to have fun on there.
I can't sit there and just be Political information, 24-7.
I gotta at least try to have some fun while I'm on there.
Well, and yet you still got a D. You almost flunked.
So what's the problem?
I don't get it.
I guess I suck.
I seriously doubt that.
I mean, this is the wildest thing ever.
I mean, I just went over to Grok and I asked it, what is my Grok score, you know, my score?
And it's 65 out of 100, it says.
It says, this score reflects your level of community engagement, the positivity of your content, and the nature of your interactions on the platform.
Yeah, so what are we going to do?
Sit around and talk about rainbows and moo-moo kittens all day?
I mean, you just can't do it.
I mean, really?
I don't think so.
I don't know what the plan is.
And this is coming from Elon Musk, who just said horrible things last week.
I mean, I'm not even going to repeat them.
On the platform, I guess somebody pointed out that I have, and you do too, we have the same score, so you have a higher...
Score and a higher rating than Elon Musk and higher than President Trump.
Because people would type that in and say, what is Elon Musk's score?
That grok is really fun to use, though.
If you can afford subscriptions, just using the AI is worth it.
You're talking about making your own memes now.
Well, the other thing about that, and I like Grok too, but what is this whole nonsense about people that can't afford a subscription?
They're going to be penalized in some way if they don't have a verification, a checkmark next to their name?
No, some people just said, you can have just people who follow you are the only ones that can reply.
But there is one now that if you're verified, you can reply to people.
But I would never do that, man.
I would never do something like that.
That's like putting yourself behind a paywall, man.
People can do what they want because it's freedom of speech and everybody, I think, should do their account the way they want to.
But I would never, ever cut off the replies to the people that don't have a checkmark.
Yeah.
I mean, that just is pretty snooty.
It really is.
I can't imagine that.
So, I don't know.
It looks like this new X is completely different than Twitter.
It looks like it's going to be a lot less inclusive than it was before.
If that's going to be the case, do you really think any leftists are going to open up so that you can respond to whatever ridiculous statement they make?
This will all pass, people.
I think it will, too.
Yeah, just every week something else happens.
I've seen these algorithms, so many of them.
I tried to figure them out for a long time.
I was just like, you know what, who cares?
Just tweet what you want.
Sometimes I can tell when they've got me throttled because I know there's a certain cutoff of my likes.
I can just look at all the likes and I know kind of when I'm being throttled.
But it doesn't even bother me anymore.
I don't even look at all that crap.
I just tweet and go.
We can go.
That's exactly right.
I mean, don't look back.
Well, today was very interesting.
It looks like Mitch McConnell, he was absent from Trump 2024 election certification after a disturbing video shows that he could barely walk after the fall.
Won't retire, though.
Wow.
Can you imagine being in your 80s and you've been up there 40 years and you want past the baton to some younger people?
What a selfish asshole.
You don't have the mental capacities.
You're glitching out.
You're sitting there standing at the down.
That was the weirdest thing.
That should have been the first time he did that.
He should have retired the next day.
And they're trying to say he's dehydrated.
So he's dehydrated.
That's what they tried to say.
When he glitched out, you know what it was?
He just froze for like a minute.
God, if dehydration, the marathon runners, they just stop when they're like 24 miles in and just start staring.
I'm dehydrated.
I mean, it hasn't just happened one time.
It's happened a lot.
It really has.
Yeah, it's happened twice on camera, and he's never on camera.
So you can imagine what's happening when he's, you know, the other 23 hours.
23 hours and 58 minutes a day.
Looks like we have another Dianne Feinstein on our hands.
And then Pelosi's up there with a walker.
Oh my gosh.
God, and she's in her 80s.
This has really got to stop.
I mean, the whole thing has got to end.
There's got to be some common sense.
They deserve better.
They just hold the whole country hostage.
They're just war pig, dishonest, lying assholes.
They get up there in a position of power and they hold the whole country hostage.
Remember Harry Reid?
He was up there with half his face.
They said he had an accident.
He had the black eye club and half his face was purple and he was in a wheelchair.
Still up there, wouldn't let go.
Unbelievable.
I mean, they either have a broken foot or they have a black eye.
I mean, that's really what happens.
I guess it is pretty dangerous up there in Congress.
I don't know.
All them prostitutes beating the shit out of them.
I don't know what they're into, but my goodness.
They didn't pay them on time.
So here is what we have up there.
Mitch McConnell, 82 years old.
He can't even...
Two people.
This is why he wasn't paying.
At that point, how in the hell do you not say, you know what?
I haven't seen my kids or grandkids or great-grandkids and great-great-grandkids in forever, man.
I sure would like to just set up my little pond and just catch some brim and talk to my family for a year or two before I pass.
They just can't do it.
They've got to set up there and try to destroy everything.
Try.
I mean, they're not even having to try.
They just sit there and they ignore the wishes of their constituents.
That's why I think probably one of the biggest examples that we ever really did was when you have Liz Cheney in charge of January 6th and all of this madness.
They give her a award and everything else, and she lost by an absolute landslide.
and they are still not paying attention to what the American people are saying and what they are feeling and what they are doing.
They go against us at every single turn and then they think that some kind of award will justify from themselves, right?
It's just like Hollywood.
It's just like the Academy Awards, everything else.
They give themselves a big pat on the back on the way out.
We're not falling for all of this stuff anymore.
It just needs to change.
It's so ridiculous.
I'm going to talk about a downgrade.
For instance, right now, here comes a Republican congressman.
Oh, no.
And who does he run to?
CNN. Who does he run to?
Jake Tapper, and says this.
Trump should not pardon a single person involved in January the 6th.
Good luck with that.
Good luck, dude.
We're going to primary your ass in two years.
You're going to be gone.
Yep.
You're the next Liz Cheney.
Well, I mean, that's the whole thing, is that we now have social media where we can make sure that people don't forget.
Because believe it or not, people used to forget all the time what these people have done in the past.
But with videos, with posts, with everything else, even though they try to clean up their act right before an election and they try to get rid of all of that stuff, we remember and we will remind them.
We'll take screenshots and everything else.
It's insane.
But we won't forget this.
I mean, we've got a problem.
I want every one of them.
I don't care what they did.
All of them.
Yeah.
There's no question about it.
It needs to happen day one.
And then we need to start investigating it immediately.
You know what's so great is that this happened on January 6th.
The certification of the 2024 election, the trifecta, the absolute landslide, happened on January 6th.
You want to talk about redemption.
This is huge.
Huge.
You know it was horrible on them.
Yep, and they still don't have the bomber because we know the CIA did it, and you know it's true.
Of course.
Yep.
Dan Bongino's theory today, and he knows a lot of these people's that they were trying to, the FBI was trying to do that because they were scared.
All this election cheating was going to come.
They were going to use that as the story of the day to not talk about all the election cheating.
And then the riots happened, and then that took over, and now they didn't need to do it.
Now they can't explain it.
This is just really something.
I mean, we have got so many things that we have got to clean up here.
I mean, you've got Mitch McConnell, who can't even make it.
You've got 84 Piglosi in a walker.
Then you've got all of these other people.
Mike Lowler.
Who says, Lawler, who says that President Trump should not pardon a single person involved in January 6th.
Are you kidding me?
Tough shit.
We're doing it anyway, weirdo.
Unbelievable.
I tell you what, if you didn't want to pardon the January 6th people, asshole, why don't you run against Trump and try to win the presidency?
Then we can do what you say.
This is really something else.
Then you've got Zelensky.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, he's at least aware.
But he gets up on a podcast and he speaks about Trump's influence and that he's confident that he will end the war.
He's never seen anything quite like it before.
I mean, this is...
They know exactly what's going to happen.
All of this money they've been making, all of this stuff is going to stop.
We're going to stop giving them money.
They're going to have to get along.
And they're going to have to come up with ideas where they can prosper without the United States.
We're going to start taking care of ourselves.
When President Trump says America first, he means it.
He ran on it.
He means it.
And you got Joe, which is not Joe, people.
Just so you know, everybody's saying Joe Biden's doing all this stuff.
Joe Biden isn't doing anything.
He has no idea what planet he's on.
It's his staff, the old Obamanites.
They're like, oh, we're going to do oil drilling.
Yeah.
And then it's like, no, man, they can do these permits, and they won't be able to do it, and it's really going to be hard because there's going to be lawsuits.
Now, any executive order can be overturned by an executive order first chance.
And also, I've worked in the oil fields, and people ain't going to stop drilling.
They're not going to stop.
I'm just telling you right now.
Sorry.
A judge in New York's district whatever three says, hey, we're not drilling.
Oh, everybody shut it down.
Stop pushing the rods, man.
Stop doing the crew boats.
Stop doing everything.
We can't drill this judge, man.
They're going to drill, baby, drill.
Ain't nothing y'all can do about it, liberals.
We're going to drill everywhere.
We might come in your yard and start drilling.
Well, President Trump has already.
It's true.
We're going to drill everywhere.
We're going to knock down all kinds of windmills and drill right where they're at.
We're going to knock down farms and farms and farms of solar panels.
We're going to drill right into the solar panels.
Well, I mean, really, why wouldn't you?
I mean, it's just like the drugs and the manufacturing going overseas.
Why wouldn't you want to produce it here at home?
Why would you be beholden to another country like China or Europe to get your drugs in here?
I mean, they're medications that people need.
And yet we've given all of that away.
They wanted to give our auto industry away.
That is horrible.
The UK allowed hundreds of thousands of little girls to get gang raped just so they wouldn't be called racists.
And they just kept letting these people in the country.
Every one of these people should be in jail for the rest of their lives.
Kat, that is probably one of the saddest things.
I actually covered it over the weekend, the entire thread about how the whole thing went down.
And it was really hard to read and it was really hard to cover because it's just awful.
I mean, these young girls have been abused and they have allowed it to happen.
And actually, not only that, they stopped the parents from doing anything about it.
They would arrest the little girls.
I know.
Gang raped.
I know.
So they wouldn't be called racist.
I have never in my life.
That was such a hard thread to read because you've got these Britain grooming gangs and people have known about them forever.
They've known about this.
This isn't anything new.
And yet it's been allowed to continue.
And, of course, you've got Robinson, who's been locked up for covering and speaking out on all of this.
All of these people are being labeled and just absolutely shouted down whenever they bring up the subject when you talk about Labor MP Ann Cryer and some of the others that have really tried to say, look, we've got a problem here.
This needs to be fixed.
And then all of a sudden, they'll start doing exactly like they did here.
You're a racist!
You're a right-winger.
UK is gone.
They're North Korea now.
We should no longer consider their government an ally.
They are arresting people for memes, and they're letting people who gang-rape 13-year-old girls go.
And then they're trying to arrest any dissent.
They're throwing people in jail for dissent.
It's disgusting.
Their country's over.
It's going to be Sharia law soon.
We should no longer consider their government an ally of ours.
We should give them no aid or anything.
No different than we do North Korea.
They're the same now.
Oh my gosh.
Screw them.
This is exactly right.
And here all of a sudden we've got all of these terrorist cells that are in the U.S. that you even have Ray who has acknowledged that that's the case.
You've got open borders.
You have Afghans that got on a plane and came to America and they didn't do any background checks or anything else.
White supremacy is the most dangerous thing in the world.
Oh my gosh, sure.
Yeah, it is.
Garland came out and of course that little scumbag lied again.
Said five officers were killed on jail.
January 6th.
They just can't help it.
They cannot help that lie.
They're gonna continue on with the lie.
Because they honestly think that people aren't paying attention and that they will believe them over anybody else.
And that's not the case.
They have lied continually for years now.
I mean, this is unreal.
And then you've got, of course, Biden regime's plea deal.
All right, nothing to see here.
With 9-11 terrorists restored after the court ruling, these monsters will be spared the death penalty after orchestrating the murder of 3,000 Americans.
This is far from over.
Far from over.
I'm just glad that we have President Trump up there.
Can you imagine?
If we would have somehow lost the election to...
I can't even imagine how bad I would feel right now and how bad it would even be.
I'm serious.
There is no way we could have covered that up.
That would have been...
Well, we wouldn't have been on air anyway.
I mean, let's face it.
All right?
Let's face it.
They would have taken us off air immediately.
I'm sure I would have been arrested for something they'd have made up.
Certainly.
Me too.
You've already had all kinds of things that have happened on this show.
Whenever we get into talking about something controversial, poof, it ends miraculously somehow.
Mm-hmm.
The glitches appear.
The glitches, yep.
I mean, this is really something we would not even be having a conversation.
If they had it their way, if they were able to rig it, or if anybody just stayed home and said, okay, I'm just going to sit this one out.
We're going to let you all fight it for us.
Sure, we're going to be fine.
It would have been just like UK. They've been bringing in 50 million illegals, and then if you say something about it, they arrest you.
It would have been the same thing.
Well, I mean, look at this nonsensical stuff.
You've got Trump, who has launched a legal challenge to halt Judge Mershon's sentencing in the junk hush money case.
That's back.
He wants so badly to put President Trump behind bars.
It's not going to happen.
He's asked for it to be delayed again.
This clown is still trying to raise money for his daughter.
I just wouldn't show it.
They said, well, he can do it virtually.
I wouldn't show it all and dare him to do something.
What's he going to do?
He ain't going to do nothing.
Well, he's just fundraising for his daughter, who obviously has a very lucrative business.
It's more than that.
He can't be officially a felon, which the whole trial's a sham anyway.
It's going to get thrown off in appeals because it was a sham trial.
But this man shouldn't even be sitting on the bench.
They just want to be able to say he's a convicted felon, and they're going to say it on the news every day because he's not a convicted felon unless he's sentenced.
So they're going to say he's a convicted felon, President Trump the convicted felon, and they're just doing that, and that's why he wants to sentence them, although the Supreme Court said they can't.
Right.
They don't care.
They don't listen to the Supreme Court.
Did they have student loans?
So funny.
And by the way, liberals, he dropped all y'all student loans.
That's it.
The day after the election.
Well, you know, we're not going to fight the Supreme Court on that anymore.
Just let them pay for their loans.
You suckers are the biggest damn idiots I've ever seen in my life.
Oh my gosh, yes.
I mean, that's over.
You're just gullible idiot suckers, man.
You're losers.
You're suckers.
You're gullible.
You little government sheepy boot lickers.
Y'all may crack me up.
It is really sad.
I mean, they hop on board whenever...
Exactly.
A free ride.
A free handout.
You know, that's how they are with their parents, too.
They're going to stay in their parents' basement forever, I guess, because, hey, instead of going and riding a good economy where you can get a good-paying job and all of that, no, they would much rather just be baristas at Starbucks and live at home.
And these colleges, they're all buddies, right?
They go to the Harvards and they get in.
They keep it in the family.
You can't go.
They keep it in no matter how smart you are.
They keep it in the family.
And then how do they get their jobs when they become a scientist, quote-unquote, when they have a worthless degree?
Their buddies are, now they're in Congress, and they, oh, we're going to grant my...
A sorority sister over here who's a scientist brand new at 26 years old.
We're going to let her study how, you know, worms act when you give them meth.
There's 50 million.
This is what happens.
And then over here, we're going to put some shrimp on a treadmill and see how tired they get.
There's $20 million from my buddy John over there who went to Yale University with me.
And if y'all don't think that's how all this works, where do you think all this money goes?
It goes to their friends through grants and through all these things they give their scientists and their doctors and their lawyers and these people that go to college with them.
They got $4 or $5 trillion a year and they divide it up among themselves.
You guys $600, and then they tax you for it.
Exactly.
And, you know, lo and behold, if you have a Trump or a MAGA flag out and you just suffer through a hurricane, guess what?
You're going to be skipped.
You're not going to get any support from this government.
These people are sick.
They really are.
They are the worst of the worst.
I don't think there is any word for that.
And what's going to happen to them?
Nothing.
Oh no.
Uh uh.
They're the most divisive people.
They are the racist.
Everything that they call you, they are in fact themselves.
What's funny is they're still on the January 6th thing today.
That's what lost you the election.
You literally ran on that for four years as your first thing and nobody wanted it.
Nobody wanted to hear it.
Everybody knows.
Everybody knows.
We all know it.
We saw it.
It's a proven fact now.
Well, you just have to enjoy the fact that it's just rubbing in the fact that the American people, regardless of all of their tactics, we prevailed.
We came out and we won in a historic...
I mean, you've got Nancy Piglosi.
Now, no, she cannot walk without a walker, but she certainly can have somebody post this thing for her about four years ago today.
Our nation watched in horror as a terrorist mob stormed the Capitol grounds and desecrated our temple of democracy in a violent attempt to subvert the peaceful transfer of power.
That was the election that you stole.
And you have been so busy locking up grandmas and January Sixers that were trespassing that you have totally and completely ignored the terrorists that are here on our own soul.
To the point where you have got them renting trucks with ISIS flags and running people down on the street.
Hello?
Why isn't anybody talking about that anymore?
It's like this news cycle is so quick that they are so quick to shelve all of this stuff so that you don't look or revisit it again.
Between the hurricane victims, between Hawaii, all of the different events, Ohio, the big events that actually impact people's lives who live here, they just brush right on over and they shelve it.
They're on to something else.
We're not going to forget all of that.
No.
They're hanging on to January 6th, and today here we've got President Trump, who was just certified to be the next president of the United States, again, for a second time.
And he's bringing a whole bunch of people with him.
If that wasn't way enough, you got blackface Hitler up there.
The worst thing that ever happened to Canada.
The very worst.
I mean, a wrecking ball.
It wasn't that fun.
You can't afford housing.
You can't afford food.
You can't afford to live.
No, everybody's in a horrible position.
Anytime you get one of these Marxist pukes, beta cuck wimps like him, to run the country like Macron, you're going to end up with your country gone because there's not one policy a liberal ever does that does anything to help the people, and they never will.
It is something.
Weirdo, little freak.
He is a freak.
And so I guess this means he is no longer going to be the governor of our 51st state, Canada.
But would he just go already?
No, no, no, no.
He's going to wait until they find a replacement.
So he's dead weight, just like Biden.
He's just like Biden.
Oh, yeah.
But I hope that Canada is awake, just like America is.
He's leaving in disgrace.
He's having to quit in his term because he's got like a 15% approval rating.
He's down by 38 points right now in the race.
He is going to be a humiliating defeat, so he's just going to quit and then pretend like it's for the good of Canada.
It was always for the good of Canada to get your freaky ass nowhere, you know, anywhere near it.
And by the way, when you sit down, sit like a damn man.
I don't want to see your little crossy, crossy legs and your little hands in your lap, you wimp.
Jesus, act like a man.
He needs to go back to Cuba.
I mean, really.
Seriously.
Daddy's ancestors will take him.
They'll take very good care of him over there.
But it's wild, isn't it?
I mean, here you're having the exact...
Same play that happened here in America.
Biden knew that he wasn't going to win.
So he puts in lame brain Kamala Harris.
You see how that worked out.
Same thing is going on in Canada.
They're trying to find a replacement because they know this guy's not going to win.
But they're all responsible.
Their entire party.
The Liberal Party did this.
Not just Trudeau.
It was all of them.
So whatever their replacement is, it's just a new face, but it's the same content in the packaging.
Nothing has changed.
These are the same people that did Canada in to begin with.
Yeah, they're going to put one of his protégés in there.
But it doesn't matter.
That conservative guy is going to win when they hold elections.
Oh, he's going to be great.
He is absolutely going to be great.
But everybody's calling for it.
Proudly deplorable.
Trudeau couldn't even resign decisively.
He rendered himself a powerless, lame duck instead.
That's exactly what he did.
I mean, if you're going to resign, then resign.
And then, of course, you know, you've got the whole incident that happened.
I swear the Lord works in just absolutely mysterious ways.
When before he gets up there on the podium, his stack of papers.
Flew off the podium.
I mean, you just cannot make all this stuff up.
So here it is.
They blow away in the wind as he steps out to resign.
His speech.
I didn't say this.
Look, the papers.
His entire speech.
He says he'll wing it.
laughing .
You can't help but just say, oh my God.
I didn't see that yet.
I usually see everything.
That's hilarious.
This is a sign.
I'm telling you, there's signs all around us of things that are happening.
And it's just kind of fun to watch.
I mean, seriously, upstairs is having a blast with all this stuff.
Literally.
I mean, like that news reporter that I saw on your page.
Here she is trying to have this real serious interview, right?
And then all of a sudden you have snow that just completely plows her.
I mean, I'm dying.
I'm laughing at some of this stuff.
I'm going, OK, so they're having a big party with all this stuff.
When you talk about, you know, there's no way I could love this video anymore.
And Juanita Broderick put this one out.
All right.
You ready?
OK. Since the January 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol, when supporters of Donald Trump stormed this building, trying to prevent the election victory of Joe Biden from being certified.
On the anniversary.
That's Ilda Novel the Trumpo.
My bitch.
Oh my God.
Oh God.
I'm telling you, Upstairs is working overtime with these people.
Yeah.
You know all the nuts that are online?
He's not going to be certified.
Kamala's got a trick up her sleeve.
You've seen all them TikTok videos.
Oh, please.
Isn't that ridiculous?
That was coming out yesterday.
Everybody was like, oh, it's not going to happen.
Oh, we're going to have this and that happen.
And they're sitting there cheering it on.
I'm thinking, okay, if we would have said anything even remotely like that, if we would have at all lost this time around, we would have had the FBI at our door even before it came out of our mouth.
You know that as well as I do.
They would have been waiting for us to say that we even object.
They can't get cash in there fast enough.
I know it.
These bunch of clowns.
Oh my gosh.
But I thought there were so many snubs too.
Oh, this was so great.
Husband of Nebraska Senator Deb Fisher leaves Kamala Harris embarrassed after a rebuffed handshake.
This was really something she, and even her response to it.
Was even funnier because she even caused more attention.
You can see what happens here.
Here she's swearing in Senator Deb Fischer.
I don't want to get in trouble for using music that doesn't belong to us, but yes, this is what happened.
There she is going, yikes.
Oh, man.
They're just all gone, too.
Everybody left Twitter.
They're over at Blue Sky Whining.
Oh, well, I hope they enjoy the cry fest.
I'm kind of glad they're gone.
I think positivity has gone up as a result of all of them.
I know.
It's funny.
Mark Hamill, Rob Reiner.
They talk all that shit.
Stephen King.
I mean, that's all they've been doing.
But I mean, look at this administration.
What a bunch of clowns.
They sit there and they give awards to Soros and Hillary Clinton.
I mean...
Did you see that one where Hillary turns into like a demon?
Oh my gosh.
You know what, Kat?
I swear, your page is just loaded with stuff like this.
I mean, no wonder you got a D. You are positive.
You make everybody laugh.
It's better than an F, but you know, I'm a D minus.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, you know, you have comedy to some of this stuff, which is what people need.
I would never, I can't imagine somebody ever discouraging that.
But yeah, I mean, when you look at what we have dealt with, they give these people awards.
You've got others, like Joe Biden, a situation with Hunter Biden.
And what does he do?
He pardons him first.
I mean, come on.
This is a joke of an administration.
I was pulling back tweets from year over a year ago saying, if anybody thinks he's not going to pardon his son, they're crazy.
And they're, oh, no, he look at him.
He will not pardon his son.
He's going to say he's just saying that before the election.
And he's going to win or lose.
He's going to he's going to pardon them.
The fact that anybody did not know that lets you know that they should not be reporters in the first place.
I'm serious.
Anybody that's shocked?
Then they bring his crackhead ass to the ceremony where he's rewarding all these idiots.
Oh my gosh, he's there.
It's just like, man, hide him, man.
He's a disgrace.
What do you think people think when they look at him?
All you think is him naked with a fucking crackpot in his head when some girl at least 12 years old sitting there naked beside him.
So true.
It's so weird to see him with his clothes on after the laptop dropped.
You can't recognize him with his clothes on.
I'm sorry, but that's really...
Without a crack pipe.
I didn't recognize you without a crack pipe in your mouth.
He's either naked or both with a crack pipe or sleeping with a prostitute, somebody that's underage.
I'm the vice president's son.
Hey, you know what's a good idea?
This is a great idea.
I'm going to smoke crack and screw girls that look 12 years old.
And I'm recording the whole thing for four years straight.
Oh my gosh.
You can't get number two.
Yeah, no one's ever going to do it.
I'm recording it.
All of it.
So sick.
I mean, the whole thing is so sick.
And then here is your demon video, The Medal of Freedom with Hillary Clinton.
Clinton.
This is great.
That's about it, too.
Oh.
Oh God, it's so funny.
And then you have Alex Soros, who accepts the award on behalf of George Soros.
You never see these like this on the left.
Left can't meme.
And then all of a sudden this AI's coming out and they can't do that either.
You'll never see anything funny coming out of them.
It's just they're getting trounced in technology now by us.
Well, they're just not funny.
They're angry people.
That's what it is.
I mean, that's truly what it is.
And I mean, then you've got Chuck Schumer, who claims that Democrats did a lot of good things, but lost in 2024 because people didn't realize how much they had done, says that Joe Biden is in perfectly great health mentally.
I mean, what in the world?
Who believes these fools anymore?
It's just embarrassing.
I mean, at some point, you just have to go, really?
I loved this one, too.
The next medal of freedom, Diddy.
Diddy Combs.
See, this is the power of Grok.
But the left can't use it.
I mean, really?
That one was by Not Jerome Powell.
You see what I mean?
These parody accounts are just amazing.
They truly are.
Then they parade Adam Schiff around.
I mean, seriously.
Saying that he's so proud of the corrupt January 6th committee because Liz Cheney and Adam Kidzinger, as I like to call him, showed great courage.
No, what happened was for the first time in history, they had this special counsel or whatever it was, this committee, and usually the Republicans...
They get to pick their four people, and then they get to pick their four people, or three and three, or however they have it.
But in the first time in history, Nancy Pelosi would not allow the Republicans to pick.
They had picked four, and she said, nope, we're not doing that for the first time since the founding of the Fathers.
We're not going to do it.
And here comes Liz Cheney and little Adam Kinzinger, the little skunks, to hold up their arm.
I'll do it, just so they can say it's bipartisan.
It wasn't bipartisan.
She picked everybody.
Nancy Pelosi picked everybody.
They're not dim.
Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney aren't Republicans.
They never have been.
She campaigned for God's sakes.
They both campaigned for Kamala.
Exactly.
And they were going to be promised a seat at the table if Kamala became president.
They all had their positions picked out.
My gosh.
And this guy, you know, Mayorkas, this man must be investigated.
I kid you not.
He is so dangerous.
I mean, he's just the most dangerous person of them all.
Well, one of them.
And it's hard because there's so many.
But he suggests concerns around terrorists coming into the country through Biden's open border.
And he's saying that it's overblown.
Are you kidding?
We have seen the people that have been pouring across this country.
We've been paying for them.
And he's saying, oh no, it's just overblown.
Nothing there there.
Nothing to that.
14 days.
Come on.
I know it, Kat.
I know it.
Everybody's like, yeah, we're just going to fix this.
No.
People have to be held accountable or they'll keep doing it.
It's got to happen.
Restoring it is not good enough.
These skunks and these traitors have to be held accountable.
Well, and the problem is we have people like Thune.
John Thune up there, he's casting doubt on Trump's mass deportation plans.
I know he's a snake.
We've known he's a snake.
We didn't want him up there.
But unfortunately, the Senate is just completely overridden with people like Thune.
You think the Senate is going to help President Trump?
No.
That's where we come in.
Again, we're going to have to be as vigilant about getting these rotten people out of the Senate as we were about electing President Trump.
We're going to have to be that dedicated.
Here comes Pence.
Flyboy.
I welcome the return of order and civility to these historic proceedings.
Oh, he's so gross.
He never misses an opportunity, does he?
The fly was right about him.
God.
Wasn't it?
Judas Pence.
Once he said he couldn't even have lunch with a girl, even his friend or somebody on his staff because he was married, I'm like, dude.
This is ridiculous.
I said it on the Tucker interview.
You don't want to know what happens in that dude's house.
Let's go now.
Oh, exactly.
Anybody that acts like that earlier in there, Mr. Super Duper Duper Booper Christian, you don't want to know what happens at their house.
You certainly do not.
Those are the ones you really wonder about.
So, of course, he gets up there to make a statement.
Nobody cares, Pence.
You're not in charge of anything now.
I mean, just go away.
Go away and never come back, weirdo.
Oh, my gosh.
Go have lunch with Mitt Romney.
And y'all whine about Trump.
Mitt Romney.
Mittens has gone too.
He's another one.
Pierre Delecto.
It's just ridiculous.
I mean, some of this stuff, you just go, really?
Well, we have some good news.
It looks like Pete Hegseth has the votes to be confirmed as Secretary of Defense.
This is something that Senate Majority Leader Thune reported and has confirmed to President Trump.
So it looks like that's a win.
And it's because of all of us.
Again, when I say, even if it's casually and in conversation, that you are the reason why all of this happened, each and every single last one of you are the reason, every single time you...
Every single time you dial up there, you are making a huge difference.
You are changing everything.
Your voice absolutely does matter.
So, of course, because we created quite a scene when they were trying to get rid of Pete Hegseth and many others, everybody that President Trump proposed they were against, they now, looks like he has the vote, so that's good.
I cannot believe Garland put out a press release saying five officers who lost their lives in the line of duty as a result of what happened on January the 6th.
God, they just can't quit lying.
They cannot.
Ball face, lie, because you're a liar and a scumbag that guy is.
Him and Christopher Wray are responsible for turning our justice system into a huge pile of shit.
They are traitors of this country.
They're always going to be that to me, and I don't care what anybody says.
They have gone after political opponents.
They have raided the house of their political opponent and a former president.
These are skunks.
I can't stand them.
I cannot wait to get him out of government for good, and I hope they prosecute the hell out of them for what they've done to this country, the lies under oath they've told, which over and over and over and over and over again for years.
They jailed people from Trump's administration.
Bannon, Navarro, J6ers.
They're still in jail today.
That's exactly what needs to happen to them, man.
Retribution.
I'm into it.
Arrest the shit out of them.
Arise them.
Bankrupt them.
Do everything they did to you.
They deserve it.
And they're guilty, too.
They are.
Absolutely.
It needs to happen.
Go after them, man.
Legally.
Completely.
And we're going to have the room because day one, President Trump is going to make sure that the January Sixers are released from that horrible, horrible situation.
And you can't make it up to them.
Seriously.
There's not enough money in the world that could satisfy what they have done to them.
They have destroyed their lives.
There are many that took their own lives as a result of all of this.
They're no longer here.
This administration has blood on its hands, and guess what?
They don't care.
They have no conscience at all.
None.
I can't stand it.
I really cannot.
Yep, they just decided to go after their political opponents.
All these charges come straight from Garland, man.
All this bullshit that they're doing, all this lawfare.
He needs to be investigated.
This is Obama's boy.
He's sitting there talking about six police officers died.
Exactly.
Zero did.
He is lying.
He makes a statement like this with just...
Puts it in writing.
Yep.
They just can't stop lying about it.
And that's why nobody...
That's why y'all lost the landslide.
You're ball-faced liars and scumbags and everybody can see it and everybody knows it and they're just doubling down on why they lost and they just can't understand it.
Well, they're just repeating the lie thinking that people are going to take it and...
That's going to resonate and that's going to stick because they're in this position of power.
It's not.
I mean, this is what he says.
He goes, Today, I am thinking of the officers who still bear the scars of that day, as well as the loved ones of the five officers who lost their lives in the line of duty as a result of what happened to them on January 6, 2021. This is in writing.
This is the official statement.
This is the press release for crying out loud.
Not one officer died.
Remember that one guy that died, I don't know if it was suicide or had a heart attack two or three days later, and they said he was hit by a fire extinguisher and died on the scene?
It was just a lie.
They just, that's all it is.
I mean, it really is.
It was a fire extinguisher.
You're absolutely right.
But, I mean, it was a heart attack.
And they tried to say, oh, he was beaten.
He was this.
No, there are videos of the people that were beaten.
Roseanne Boyland was beaten by a Capitol Police officer to a pulp.
And not a single person helped her other than Trump supporters.
She died on the Capitol steps.
And they didn't even make any mention of her name.
Not one.
Ashley Babbitt was shot right there, dead center.
Murdered.
Cold blood.
In front of everybody.
She was not a threat.
I know it.
We have the video.
And what do they do?
They give them an award.
That award means absolutely nothing.
Nothing at all.
If you cheat in the Georgia elections, you get one.
My gosh, I know!
If you get four heroes killed in Benghazi, you get one.
Unbelievable.
Everybody on Epstein Island's list got one during Obama.
It was like, the Epstein Island list!
We're Ward.
That's exactly what it is.
It's like the frequent flyer Jeffrey Epstein mileage club.
I mean, if they could not slap everybody in the face enough.
Give them to actors.
What is actors?
I mean, what is a Hollywood actor?
I mean, there's people out there that run in and save 14 people on a fire.
And then lay them on the ground.
And they're all their pets and comes out and almost dies from the fire and saves 14 people.
That's the kind of guy that should be getting awards like this.
And who are they giving them to?
Actors who support them and they pay millions of dollars with.
They support them in their campaigns.
They get some kind of award for doing what?
Exactly.
You can do nothing.
I'm surprised he didn't give one to Hunter, man.
The crack award.
That's right.
Well, you know what's interesting is that Wikipedia is almost dead, as everybody knows because it's just been taken over.
But even they have it.
They say Brian Sicknick died after suffering two strokes the day after the Capitol.
What happened at the Capitol?
January 6th.
And I think all that's squirrely.
I do too.
There's something not right.
There's something weird about that.
I don't know what it is.
Something about it ain't right.
The story, you know, and then you've got all of these others that were able to, of course, just walk right on free.
Epps for one.
I mean, they paraded this man around.
He was just in his RV circling the globe.
They didn't charge him with a thing when he was the one that was inciting violence.
He was a plant and everybody knows it.
But he wasn't credible enough.
They didn't have enough faith in him to parade him around because they knew that he was weak.
They could not go against what everybody saw on video.
See, that was the whole thing about this administration.
They thought they were so powerful that regardless of what you saw and regardless of what you heard, that you would just believe them instead.
We had Jean-Pierre who just sat up there and lied to us every single day.
Now it's an open conversation on all of these lamestream media networks about the fact that you've got ISIS-linked terrorists who are actively operating inside the U.S. plotting attacks on Americans.
President Trump is going to be sworn in, and he is, like we've already warned everybody, he is going to be handed the worst of the worst.
Don't expect miracles on day one.
Expect for them to ramp up against him, against us.
That's what I expect.
I am fully bracing.
If they would have won the House, they would impeach him already for anything.
Absolutely.
They'd be running impeachment hoaxes the whole time.
Absolutely.
And then, of course, the SCOTUS leak.
You've got that still looming in the background.
Federal court filing confirms the leak of SCOTUS draft ruling on Roe v.
Wade.
It was an inspired assassination attempt of Justice Kavanaugh.
How long ago did that happen?
They're trying to push all this stuff out here now so that, of course, we're distracted.
Whatever happened?
Blasey for her.
Oh, she's a living large cat.
She's got like $7 million of a GoFundMe to sit up there and lie through her teeth.
Well, and the last time I saw her...
Like a two-year-old baby when she's talking.
You couldn't even recognize her.
I mean, all the plastic surgery and everything, she looked totally different.
All them lies paid good.
They made sure she was rewarded well for getting up there lying.
And she had no problem about lying about a gang rape and ruining somebody's family.
She had no problem.
She's evil.
This is what they do.
They lie.
They try to destroy people.
And they warn of it in advance.
Unless you do what we tell you to do, this is what we're going to do.
And that's why, day one, you've got to make sure that you clean out the FBI. You clean out the CIA. You clean out all of these different bureaucrats.
You shrink this government down to nothing.
At all but the bare bones.
So that they don't interfere.
So they don't obstruct.
So they don't continue to try to make a mess out of things.
Just day one, here is your slip.
You're gone.
Go home.
Go home to your family.
You don't have a job here.
And then start hiring people back if you find that they're okay.
And then get outside of D.C. Okay, here's an idea.
If you live in Washington, Then you're going to go in pile B. Let's start looking outside of people that live in Washington, D. Sleaze, can we?
Recruit people from other than in the middle of the cesspool, please.
Anybody that's a Biden holdover, fire all of them.
Anybody that's been in there that was originally hired by Obama, all of them.
Just fire them all.
It's not going to hurt anything.
They don't do anything anyway.
Cause disruption.
Yes.
Instead of DEI, can't live in D.C. For starters.
I mean, you've got to start somewhere.
That would be pretty easy.
But the whole thing, they have done so much damage.
I mean, they have.
And it's going to take some time.
I mean, you've got all kinds of...
Things that are happening as a result of these fools.
For all you women out there, it's been a great day for women, man.
They finally broke the glass ceiling.
Kamala Harris certified it first person to ever certify her own loss in a presidential election.
First woman ever.
She broke the glass ceiling.
Oh my gosh.
So glad that's over with.
She had no business up there anyway.
It's just the fact that she was number two in charge of the country is just, it's a joke.
It's laughable.
It's absolutely, I mean, it's worse than that because she had no idea.
And that's why she fell so flat.
She had no idea what was going on in this country.
She was there just like Joe Biden.
I mean, you heard him trying to sing happy birthday, right?
I mean, that was crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Between him and Kamala Harris, who can't even say the Pledge of Allegiance, we're in bad shape over here.
This is truly what we have.
I mean, this guy is, like, not in good shape at all.
I pledge allegiance to Willie Brown's penis.
We're going to have to get good at some comedy, though, Kat.
Seriously, because what are we going to do without this?
Happy birthday to you Alright.
Oh my gosh.
You seriously cannot even make it up.
And then you have her.
Of course.
This is how we're going to end it.
With Kamala Harris flubbing the Pledge of Allegiance.
Join me in pledging allegiance to our flag.
Pledge allegiance to the United States.
All right, everybody.
Well, that's it for us.
We're going to be ready to X on this one.
Well, we just got off of Spotify.
That's why I'm trying to be careful today.
One of our videos were taken down.
I'm trying to figure out why.
Ah, screw Spotify.
It doesn't even matter.
But yes, that happened.
Whenever I get a notice, I'm like, okay, in the pile.
We've had X tags and everything else.
This show has been targeted.
We know it's something I said.
Nothing you said.
I don't know.
I lost my account on Xcat.
You did not.
So something's up with all of that.
I just don't know.
I was debanked.
I mean, come on.
Really?
I don't know what it is, but it's like when they fire, I get hit.
You get just a little scathe.
Anyway, everybody, well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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