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MSG: Greatest Rally Ever | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 678 – 10/28/2024
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
What's happening?
I'm so excited.
That was absolutely the best rally I have ever seen in my entire life.
It was definitely lit.
Nothing comes close that I have seen, ever.
Man, it was just like Dan Bongino says ride.
It was almost like having another RNC convention.
You know, I think it rivaled it myself.
It was better.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I think this just blew it out of the park, and that's why you've got the lamestream media completely panicked.
They are melting down.
They don't care about a joke about Puerto Rico, just so everybody knows.
They couldn't care less.
They're just trying anything, anything to take the attention away from how successful it was.
And there's another 20,000 people couldn't get in out in the streets.
Unbelievable.
They could have sold it out twice plus some.
I mean, that's how big this whole thing was.
It was tremendous.
And that is the word on the street.
This is unstoppable.
This is unbeatable.
And they all see the writing on the wall.
And Mother of Pearl put out something that I thought was very profound.
She said, you know, it was so interesting with the guests that were speaking.
They brought their own crowds, their own audiences to And it's really true.
Everybody from Hulk Hogan to Kennedy.
I mean, you're starting to see a whole diverse group of people that have emerged and that are joining this party.
Elon Musk.
I mean, you've got people in all kinds of different sectors that were there speaking to the American people as Americans.
Excited about the future.
And then you've got the party of so-called joy over there.
And all it is is doom and gloom.
Constantly.
Yeah.
They think they're going to get out and call everybody Hitler, all of us Hitler youth and Nazis, and that's going to really win people over.
Or, like, the comedian said an off-color joke about Puerto Rico.
Well...
Who cares?
God almighty.
Boy, they couldn't handle Andrew Dice Clay or Sam Kinison or anybody from the past, could they?
Well, I mean, they could as long as it was a joke about us.
Right?
I mean, this is unbelievable.
You've got the New York Post that's talking about this whole thing.
Trump drew 20,000 to Madison Square Garden and tens of thousands rallied outside.
They could have sold the garden twice.
Hello.
The writing is on the wall.
Everybody knows it.
And the interesting thing about this whole thing is that, okay, so he made a joke.
But a lot of people don't realize that just the day before, you had Tim Walsh rally, George Lopez, who made a joke about Mexican stealing.
It's different, man.
It's a liberal.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, this is Jack Posobiec, who is saying, you know, Democrats only care when their comedians make jokes.
So here's their joke.
Donald Trump said he was going to build a wall.
And George Lopez said, you better build it in one day, because if you leave that material out there overnight...
It's funny as ever.
It's hilarious.
I mean, you should be able to laugh.
You should be able to laugh at yourselves.
But what he was saying, this particular comedian, it wasn't, it was interpreted completely different than it should have been.
And they just went berserk.
I've never seen anything like these people.
I mean, they were just.
Well, they're going berserk because of the success of the rally.
They're not going berserk over that joke.
They don't care about that joke.
These people spent all day calling us Nazis.
And that guy has the gall to have a joke about Puerto Rico.
You've been calling us Nazis all day in every network, you idiots.
You think we give a damn about your joke?
Yeah.
I mean, they really.
They're literally calling us Nazis all day.
All of us.
They thought that that was going to be the big October surprise, that they were just going to start hammering away at all of that nonsense again, and it's just not working.
So here was the joke, and Will Chamberlain put this out.
He says, as an undecided Puerto Rican voter, I have to say that I find patronizing the way Kamala's campaign assumes I can't take a joke.
And it's really offensive, leaning even more strongly towards Trump.
Now, here's what the comedian actually said. - You know, there's a lot going on.
Like, I don't know if you guys know this, but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now.
Yeah.
I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico is home to some of the most talented, innovative, and ambitious people in our nation.
And Puerto Ricans deserve a president who sees and invests-- She cares all of a sudden.
I will never forget what Donald Trump did and what he did not do when Puerto Rico needed a caring and a competent leader.
Which she is neither.
So they tried to take that and seize honor.
Yeah, so the mayor, I'll tell you what happened.
He sent everything they needed and the mayor kept it.
And then she later got arrested for fraud.
You remember that?
I certainly do.
Like it was yesterday.
But a lot of people don't.
Kamala cares about Puerto Rico, everybody.
She loves them suddenly.
She hasn't said their name one time in four years.
I love Puerto Rico.
Let me break out my Puerto Rican accent.
So it's so bad.
I mean, and here you have Michael Schellenberger that's really delivering at home.
He says, the media are claiming that a comedian at the Trump rally today made a racist joke about Puerto Ricans.
He didn't.
He was poking fun at the island's infamous trash problem.
The media are acting ignorant about it, but they have covered it for years.
And here it is.
And there's so many receipts backing this up.
But they took that one little clip.
They were sitting on the fence.
Anything that they could do to bomb this rally.
But it's not working.
It's not working.
Not even at all.
There's so much excitement and enthusiasm going on right now for Trump.
So many...
If you want change, he's the guy.
AP just wrote a story.
Americans in Puerto Rico can't vote for the U.S. president.
Their anger at Trump is shaping the race.
What?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, race is over now.
A comedian said a Puerto Rican joke.
Puerto Ricans, they can't vote in the race.
They're done, man.
Hey, you still bump in front?
No, man.
Puerto Rican joke.
Oh my gosh.
These people are ridiculous.
They are.
They're completely ridiculous.
And they just look at...
They are so concerned about just what they're really concerned about.
When they get up there and they start talking about a fascist and all these different things, they're really worried about becoming a dodo bird themselves.
I mean, seriously.
The media is going to be a dinosaur after this.
When President Trump gets back into office, it is going to be crickets over there.
They're going to lose their shows.
They're going to lose their jobs.
We're going to move on from there.
We're going to move on to podcast and everything else.
And we've got the technology and we've got the people that know how to build these platforms that are on our team, that are on our side.
You want to talk about progressive, we're going to go full blast ahead.
You're not even going to be able to recognize how far and advanced America is.
These Democrats have been holding us back.
For their own power, for their own messaging, for all of that.
We're about to see a complete change in what we have seen the last couple of years under Democrat control.
Actually, the tyranny, right?
Their finger on the scale, not allowing us to do anything.
Their foot on our throat.
These gates are about to open and it's going to be amazing.
I cannot wait.
I'm more excited than I've ever been before over an election.
I thought I was excited in 2016.
This is going to completely blow it out of the water.
You know one of the tells though?
I mean seriously, if you want to talk about some of the tells that are going on right now.
Okay, so after my Saturday show, I went to vote.
And I took a couple friends with me because that was the first day of voting for me.
And Seriously, everybody knows that Democrats control my area.
It's total liberal.
Adam Schiff is my representative and all of that.
Okay, so I went afterwards.
Hardly, there was no one there.
There were the poll workers and there were me and my friends.
The next day, I took some more friends to the polls on Sunday.
There was two other people voting.
They're not showing up for Kamala Harris in deep blue areas because they didn't vote for anyone.
You're in L.A. and had nobody there, and I'm at my little local nothing, and normally I can just walk right in.
I mean, there was 40, 50 people in line.
I know they don't seem like much, but I've never seen one person in line voting where I live.
I've voted here a long time.
Do you know how bizarre it is not to have a place covered with people?
I had more people in line in my town of 800 than you did in L.A. Isn't that telling you something?
I mean, seriously, people are not showing up because likely they're not invested in the candidate.
Kamala Harris, they didn't vote for her.
They're not showing up.
They're not invested in any way emotionally or otherwise with this person.
This is the first time where I have actually walked into a situation like this where there's just no lines.
There's no one there.
Whenever anything goes on in LA, there's tons and tons of lines.
You just get used to it.
It was crickets both days in a row.
And I'm taking more people today.
So I'm going to see what it's like.
And I'm going to go every single day with some more people.
I'm just getting as many people to vote as possible.
But crickets in LA. Yeah, and everybody keep doing it.
Even if you early voted, you can still take people.
You can't vote election day again, but you can take people who haven't.
Yep.
And so I put together my little ballot here, and I have the goth in Elon's honor, make America great again.
Wasn't he fun?
Isn't he having a blast?
The enthusiasm, the crowds, the people.
I mean, it's electric.
And that's what they're so concerned about.
We're gonna take this beast over.
We're gonna win.
It should just make everybody even more enthusiastic to get out there and to bring friends and to be part of this whole thing.
This is huge.
I mean, you've got Republicans leading for the first time in all these different races.
I mean, in three states.
There's a lot of them.
I mean, we're not winning.
I think they got a 270,000 lead in Pennsylvania, which is nothing, man.
They needed like 500,000 or 600,000 to have a chance to win.
Goodness.
And then we're just, Florida's, we're going to win by 12 points in Florida.
I'm just telling everybody.
It's going to be awesome.
They're going to crush it.
They really are.
They really are.
And by the way, we're probably not doing an election night show.
Yeah.
And the reason being is because they're never going to call it that night, so what's the point?
Seriously, if there was a regular election like 8, 12 years ago, I would definitely be doing a show, but they're not going to call it.
So, there's really never an end to it.
There's no way to, you know, you don't know when to quit or whatever.
It's just like, we know they're not going to call it in about half the states that matter.
It's real.
All the ones were blue mayors.
And of course, them skunks down there in Georgia.
Kemp and his little skunk team.
Well, they better enjoy being able to rig things the way they have, because I'll tell you what, everything's going to change, including the voting system when President Trump gets back in there, because that is the number one thing that is hurting our country, the fact that they've been able to steal these elections.
I mean, look at California.
They've just stolen our state completely.
Completely.
And everybody is so angry about it.
They really are.
But check it out.
Republicans lead in early voting in three key swing states after President Trump urges supporters to vote early.
You already have over 40.7 million Americans who have already cast their ballots.
Keep voting.
Yes!
I'll tell you why.
You've got to vote early now because they always pull some shenanigans on election day and there's no time for it.
Just like in Arizona.
Oh!
We run ink on these machines.
Hey, just throw your...
The machines aren't working to count.
Just throw them in here.
We'll count them later.
And then you don't have an extra day to make up for it.
That's the whole reason you need to early vote.
I hate early voting.
I think it should only be election day, voter ID, paper ballots.
100%.
We've got to play by their rules because we can't win unless we do.
And there's always something that happens.
It's always against Republicans in a Republican county or Republican district.
Constantly.
I mean, look at this.
In-person voting.
You've got libs of TikTok reporting.
You've got ballot drop box in Clark County, Washington was lit on fire.
Hundreds of ballots were reportedly inside at the time.
Lighten them on fire.
The funny thing is I would never put my ballot in a dropbox.
I'm just telling you.
I don't feel like they're secure at all.
I'm handing mine right over to the person in charge.
I'm not going to do anything this funny business, but yes, look.
I mean, it's on fire.
It's raining outside in Washington State.
so much for democracy And so that was a heavily Republican district, which won't matter in the presidential race, but it's a real tight, really super tight congressional race.
Oh, yes.
That's why they live on fire.
Absolutely.
And that's how they try to control these races.
I mean, this is what they do.
Nothing is off the table when you start talking about these people.
I mean, really, nothing.
They're going to pull everything they can pull.
That's why we just have to just get as many people motivated as they possibly can and get them out there.
Because it's something.
Now all of a sudden you've got Joe Biden's not allowed to be, he's blocked from the campaign trail by Harris team.
What's going on with that whole thing?
How funny is this?
All of a sudden they're saying, Joe, you cannot go.
Looks like that campaign is completely falling apart.
And it is, and it should.
Nowhere, man.
Joe Biden reportedly blocked from campaign trail by Harris' team.
Now they don't want it.
They're like, keep turnip brain away.
How you like that turnip brain?
They kick you out, did a coup on you, know him, let you campaign with him.
Poor Joe.
That's the Democrat Party, man.
Once they're done with you, it's just everything for power.
They'll just stomp all over you then.
Unbelievable.
Yesterday's trash.
It's so true.
Well, that's how they act.
I mean, this is who they are.
We had a coup that just took over the whole thing.
And everybody knows it.
And I think that's why there's so little enthusiasm in LA. Because they're like, hey, you know what?
Didn't even have a voice.
Didn't even have a say.
So they're not even showing up for it.
Why would they?
There's already reports of the surveillance state that it has arrived and it's being implemented in cities and towns.
You know, Obama.
The guy just loves to just spy on people.
So cities across the United States are installing hidden surveillance cameras that track everyone, everywhere, and nobody, not even Donald Trump, is talking about this.
So what are the 10 most surveilled cities in the U.S.? They've got the list, and it's big.
I mean, you've got Kansas.
Of course, California.
I see them.
And you've got them in all these other states as well.
Atlanta, Georgia, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Denver, Colorado, Washington District of Columbia, San Francisco, California, Las Vegas, Nevada, Detroit, Michigan, Chicago, Illinois, Portland, Oregon, Fresno, California.
I mean...
This is...
What do you think they did?
Remember when they had the big infrastructure package under Obama?
Mm-hmm.
We're going to rebuild bridges.
You know what all that money went to, dude?
Because I know, because I was out there working.
Right.
It was cameras every quarter of a mile in every major city.
You just go to any major city and look up, and you'll see these big concrete poles, and look at those cameras.
Every quarter of a mile, every mile.
They've got cameras.
That was their big infrastructure package.
They didn't build bridges or roads.
They built a big, giant, huge system to see everything you do.
Can you imagine living like that?
I mean, that's exactly what they want to do.
They want to be able to film every single thing and watch every single move that you make.
The FBI just loves that stuff.
Just loves it.
But you know, it's so interesting.
They always know where the cameras are, right?
I mean, you remember the pipe bombs that they said were planted.
This is on January 6th.
And the camera just, amazingly, it just wasn't in the area where the guy actually placed them.
You couldn't see him.
You could see around, but he knew exactly where to go to avoid the cameras.
Imagine that.
Oh my gosh.
It's just one thing after another.
But I'll tell you, if you've ever, I've never been more proud than last night.
I mean, watching this rally and Melania was there and she looked beautiful as ever and just all the enthusiasm.
Elon was there, Sun X was there, his mom.
Yes.
Everybody was there except for me.
Well, you were there in spirit.
No, you were definitely there in spirit.
I didn't lose anything in New York.
Oh my gosh, though, Kat, you were there.
I mean, seriously, when they started calling Tampon Tim, I mean, that was you.
and Jackie covered it perfectly.
I think that's so funny.
Tampon Tim absolutely ringing out in the crowds.
So, yes, in spirit, you were there.
I mean, look at this.
Look at this event.
I mean, the energy, the excitement.
This is what bothers them.
You think these people who call us Nazis, they don't care about the 300,000 missing kids.
They don't care about illegals.
They don't care about not whipping babies out of the room.
You think these idiots care about a joke?
They don't.
They're all pissed off because it was such a huge success, and nobody could pull that off ever in politics, much less Kamala and her stage bust-in help with all the Diddy Party celebrities.
Oh my gosh.
It's so true.
When you start looking at the fact that you have Beyonce there, and these numbers do not lie, and you start looking at who was watching, I mean, here you've got VP Kamala Harris, Beyonce, Willie Nelson, and more rally on reproductive rights in Houston, Texas.
They had 16,000 likes, 527 views, and that's 1,000.
So you have that in comparison to Joe Rogan experience, right?
And you have 1.7 million likes, 33,542,890 likes.
Look at the difference.
People are tuning in to get to know Donald Trump on this level.
A totally different medium than what they've seen him in before.
And they love him.
They absolutely love him.
Well, easy.
This is gonna be a classic.
It's going to be a classic interview.
It's going to be one of those where here you've got this man who sits down, and they have not been the best of friends, let's face it, and they sit down for a three-hour talk.
Kamala could not do that.
She couldn't do it five minutes.
She's too dumb.
Did you hear the fake accent she tried?
Oh my God, the fake joy in the morning.
Oh my God, it's so bad.
It's so awful.
How are you people even voting for this train wreck idiot out there?
And in the same breath calling Trump an idiot.
She is a low IQ airhead dingbat from hell, people.
They know it.
They know it.
They know that this was a major, this was a mess up like nobody's business.
Here she is.
Get ready to cringe.
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
The path may seem hard, the work may seem heavy, but joy cometh in the morning, and church morning is on its way.
Oh my gosh, how hideous.
It's so hard to watch.
It's so bad.
I mean, they paid Beyonce $10 million just to go out there, not to perform.
And she didn't endorse her and say, I'm your buddy.
She charged her $10 million for endorsement.
And you know, you would at least think with all the money that has gone into the Democrat coffers, right, they could at least give their voters a concert.
And they didn't.
They have all this money.
I mean, they've got plenty of money.
Not any shortage of that, but no, no, we'll just take for $10 million, you just show up, and you just say that you're going to vote for Kamala Harris.
Here's your check.
Thank you very much.
And yet it only made things worse, because people were there thinking that Beyonce was going to perform, and she didn't.
Yeah, because she charges like $500 a ticket, so they thought they were going to get a free concert.
Absolutely.
Can you imagine paying $500 just to listen to that stupid shit?
Well, you saw what happened at the Country Music Awards, right?
She sucks, man.
You can see a lot of things change in all of these different industries.
I'm convinced of that.
I mean, this has been such a paid, promoted, whoever it is that they wanted, set up scheme.
There have been so many talents that people have been denied.
That truly, I mean, viewers have been denied because they're going to put somebody that went to a ditty party in there before they're going to put the actual person that has talent.
That's the sad part.
There's so many people that have been overlooked because they didn't want anything to do with that whole deal.
I mean, when you talk about Dr.
Phil, he got up there and he said, look, this country was built on hard work, not DEI. That was awesome.
By the way, we didn't choose the name for that by random.
Merit Street Media.
This country was built on hard work, added value and talent.
Not on equal outcome.
Not on DEI. This country was built on hard work.
And that's what's going to happen.
You can't get a job done with DEI. You have to have people who know how to do it.
Well, it's true.
And now you've got Elon Musk, you've got Rumble, you've got all of these different platforms, and people are leaving the lamestream media, the regime media in droves because of all of this nonsense.
So they're very concerned.
They really are.
So all of a sudden, we now have a new threat.
Of course, we always knew one was coming.
Yeah.
You've got extremists.
Here comes the skunk deep state that's completely in the FBI. That's right.
Bullshit again.
One more time.
You've got extremists inspired by conspiracy theories pose major threat to 2024 elections.
This is according to U.S. intelligence.
Yeah, so we know it's probably in Washington.
I guess who probably lit the Republican County Dropbox on fire.
Was it a conspiracy theorist?
No, Antifa.
They'll never find them.
Won't look.
Of course not.
Yeah, they will never look for them.
They'll never get to the bottom.
It's kind of like the cocaine that was found at the White House.
And SCOTUS leaker, right?
When the decision came out, there was a leak already?
Because they want disruption.
This is what they are there for.
And that's why I cannot wait until we win.
We really put an end to all of this.
So here is the latest and greatest.
Intelligence agencies are warning of threats of violence in the upcoming election.
In a joint intelligence bulletin, agents from the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are warning law enforcement agencies that domestic violent extremists are seeking to terrorize and disrupt the vote.
Let's get more now from NBC's Ken Delaney.
And what more can you tell us about this warning, Ken?
Good morning, Ana.
The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are warning in this new intelligence bulletin of the heightened risk of lone wolf attacks by domestic extremists motivated by election-related conspiracy theories, including beliefs in widespread voter fraud and their hatred of their political opponents.
This will surprise no one who's been paying attention, but it's significant that these agencies are putting this out to local law enforcement a week before the election.
The new unclassified bulletin says the goal of these attacks would be to terrorize and disrupt the vote.
And to be clear, this document does not describe intelligence about any specific threat.
It talks about a general atmosphere of anger and misinformation that could prompt unstable people to engage in threats or violence.
Of course, we've already seen that in recent weeks with a series of arrests for election threats, including a man in Philadelphia who allegedly threatened to skin election workers alive.
And remember last week, police in Phoenix arrested a person in connection with a mailbox fire that damaged around 20 ballots.
The report identified potential targets of violence to include candidates, elected officials, election workers, members of the media and judges involved in election cases.
The potential threats include physical attacks and violence at polling places, ballot drop boxes, voter registration locations, rallies, and campaign events.
And of course, Ana, the report doesn't say this.
So dumb.
Nobody is at, you know, no one's falling for this stuff anymore.
Garbage people.
MSNBC talking about disinformation is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
They literally spent all day calling everybody a Nazi at the Nazi rally.
And this misinformation, the FBI is coming.
Oh, it's dangerous.
And back to us calling half the country Nazis for the next 10 hours.
These people are a joke.
Well, they are.
And I mean, when you look at the diversity that was there, I mean, people from all walks of life, from all different places, all around the world were there, you know, just happy to be a part of this whole event.
And they're still carrying on with that nonsense.
Oh my gosh, this is why they're so washed up.
They're just done.
Mm-hmm.
They really are.
They're finished.
Only morons listen to TV news anymore.
Morons!
It's so true.
I mean, you're so brainwashed if you're watching that.
It's bad.
It's really bad.
You're sitting there watching The View and you get your news from that?
Can you imagine what kind of a dumbass you'd have to be to even believe any of that shit?
It's unbelievable.
I mean, the whole thing has just gotten to where you just go, okay, so this is yet another PSYOP. One more time.
And this is what you were talking about.
I see it now about who is running in this race and why it happened in Washington State.
Joe Kemp, this race right here.
I've interviewed him a couple of times.
This man is unbelievable.
He is incredible.
He has got a real shot at taking this race home.
No doubt about it.
Joe Kemp is awesome.
He has been on Fox a whole bunch of times.
And this is what they are very concerned about.
He's a Gold Star family.
He lost his wife who was serving.
He also served.
And he's been raising his kids on his own.
And he has got a wonderful, wonderful message.
They're terrified of him.
He speaks beautifully.
I mean, he looks like Superman.
He really does.
But he speaks beautifully.
He has served our country.
He lost his wife as a result of her serving our country.
And they are terrified because he has got the momentum going over there.
And especially in a deep blue state like that.
That's exactly what they're doing.
That's why they're, yeah, you've got the disruptors going on for sure.
That's a big race, that one is.
Nothing is off the table.
Nothing at all.
That's what they're doing.
I can't believe, you know, I just cannot wait until we get this whole thing behind us.
It is exhausting.
It has been something else.
I mean, one day after the next, and that's why we always tell everybody, make sure that you're prepared because we don't know what's going to happen.
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$300 by the time I take them both out.
These are healthy, new little dogs.
Well, I mean, one of them, he's 10, but Giorgio is.
But of course, Handsome is just three, and it costs them both equally the same amount of money.
So make sure, I mean, to have one of these kids, if there's something that you can handle on your own, besides just trying to get an appointment, Because you won't, at least in my neck of the woods, you can go to positive, P-A-W-S-I-T-I-V-E dot com and use the code CATTURD and get 15% off.
It's a great little kit.
They also have all of these treats in there too that the doggies are enjoying.
Yeah, they get treats, everything.
The whole deal.
I mean, it's just a really great, great little, and they've got a website, all kinds of things.
We're still on the beetrootberry.
You're on the blueberrybliss.com.
Yeah, that's the monkey.
Monkey loves that.
Yeah, these are all really great.
So you can do them both.
But the kit is the main thing, the emergency medical kit.
Just like we have a kit, they have a kit too.
So get on board with that.
You know what's so neat to see, though, is the energy and the fact that President Trump is having so much fun.
He truly is.
He looks like he's enjoying himself this time around more than ever.
Melania showed.
He's gonna go to New Mexico the last few days in Virginia, I believe.
He wants the popular vote.
He's going all in.
He could win.
There's not a state, you know, he's not going to win California, but there's not a state.
There's 40 states that he could win right now.
Easily.
Everybody just got to swap the vote election day and keep swapping the early vote.
Oh, it's gonna be huge.
I mean, he just got an absolute hero's welcome.
I mean, he said, the day I take the oath of office, the migrant invasion of our country ends and the restoration of our country begins.
They're gonna shrink that government too.
But I just loved seeing Elon Musk and how excited he was about the whole thing.
I mean, he's just having a great time.
You could just see it.
Everybody was.
The mood has changed.
It really has.
It has completely changed.
It's in our favor now.
And it hasn't been for so long because we didn't have another way to even voice our opinions.
They shut us all down forever and they controlled everything.
Not anymore.
Nope.
Not anymore.
She's still doing his little bitty nothing.
I mean, that Tim Waltz, he don't even talk to 20 people.
He doesn't.
And they're out there just lying.
They're going to take your Social Security away.
They're going to pay you no overtime, she said today.
Nope, he won't pay you overtime.
He's going to, like, if you get OT, you don't get any more money.
I mean, they just lie.
They're Nazis.
It's just one big lie after another.
They got nothing.
They don't.
And I love the new caretaker's tax.
I mean, this is going to be great where you're going to be able to write off all of those expenses for caring for a loved one.
That's huge!
I mean, how many people do you know that are taking care of a family member?
And he has introduced that.
I mean, this is innovation.
This is like thinking ahead.
This is not the same old, let's just adopt a policy like the puppet she is and let the government just continue just to do whatever it wants, when it wants, however it wants.
And that's why we're in the trouble we're in.
No, these are people that are really, really serious about doing the work for the people.
They know where we need help.
There's going to be a tax credit for caretakers.
That's huge!
That's huge!
I mean, they're constantly coming out with ways and ideas to improve the life of the American people.
Why wouldn't you want something like that?
You have all these people that are actually, I mean, Elon Musk is going to go in there and gut the government spending.
Then you got, you know, Robert Kennedy Jr., He's going to go out there and try to get all these chemicals out of the food.
You got this unbelievable team of people who are actually going to try to help America, and then you got this stupid dingbat and this drag queen of a dude in the closet.
I don't even know what to call his wife or her husband, the old woman slapping nanny knocker-upper.
Wow.
And you're going to pick these clowns?
The fact that they're getting one vote out there is amazing.
Shows you how lost some people are.
It's really sad.
I mean, they're going after Elon because, you know, they just feel like, wow, that's one of the biggest threats of all.
Philadelphia DA has sued Elon Musk and his super PAC to stop million-dollar giveaway.
The suit alleges that the prizes given away by America PAC are part of an illegal lottery, they're saying.
Oh, Bannon's getting out of jail tomorrow out of his political prison ship.
Yes, he is.
Finally.
They kept him too long.
Because they didn't want him involved in all of this.
Key ally.
He's going to be released.
Tuesday, they violated the First Step Act to illegally hold him in prison, right here during the election.
All of this was thought about ahead of time.
They wanted to lock up all of President Trump's allies, his biggest supporters, The ones that have the most listeners and everything else thinking that it would cripple President Trump in some way.
But you all have to be really proud of yourselves because you took over.
You really did.
You started doing the work.
You started spreading the message.
And look at where we are now.
And it certainly doesn't hurt when you've got people, of course, like Elon Musk who's out there and he's doing his thing.
And it's like, wow.
I mean...
I'm so proud of what's going on in this country.
I truly am.
Every single day.
I hate to see them saying things positive because of the way they cheat.
It's scary.
I'm scary.
I'm cautiously optimistic right now.
We'll see what happens.
It's looking good so far.
Well, it's really scary for everybody.
You've got to hammer down people.
If you can get anybody out to vote that's registered and not going to vote...
It's not too late.
I'm taking people.
If you just do one, it's so important.
Oh my gosh, I'm taking people every single day.
I'm going to the polls every single day.
When we finish this show, I'm going back to the polls with a whole bunch of group of people.
I took people yesterday.
I took people on Saturday.
I plan on taking people every day, new people every day, to go with me to the polls, even though I've already voted.
Just go for a stroll.
You're the LA designated driver voting girl.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
And I will buy lunch.
That is perfectly fine.
I will buy lunch or dinner or whatever.
But I'm getting everybody to the poll.
Everybody that I can get there, I'm getting there.
And I'm just like, I'll go with you.
Not a problem.
Let's get a group together and we'll just send out a group text and grab some more friends and say, okay, when are you available?
When are you available?
All right, let's set a time and let's go.
And then we'll make a night of it.
That's fine.
Hang out for a couple of hours and catch up on whatever else is going on in our lives.
But yeah, this is too important.
So you've got Elon Musk and people are starting to say the same thing over and over again that, you know, he was so slighted.
People didn't pay attention to how incredible this man is.
And he's finally getting the attention that he deserves.
And he almost looks as if he's been moved to tears a couple of different times.
He's so excited.
He's almost like a child up there.
He's having the time of his life.
But this was incredibly touching when people in the crowd started chanting freedom.
Watch.
You guys are awesome.
Honestly.
This is like.
Yeah.
Look at that.
The man that has everything in the world.
I thought that was Elon.
Elon.
I thought it was freedom.
Maybe it was Elon.
Maybe it was Freedom.
I don't know.
I'll go with either.
Play it one more time.
Yeah.
You guys are awesome.
Maybe it's a mix.
Freedom, Elon.
I think it's Elon.
Freedom, Elon.
I don't know.
Either way.
It definitely points in his direction.
I know.
Oh my gosh.
They're saying Elon.
I don't know.
I just thought I heard freedom.
I don't know.
Maybe when I look at him, I think of freedom.
Freedom of speech.
Freedom of speech.
Exactly.
I mean, that's how I... When I look at him, that's what I think of.
The fact that he has sacrificed so much, I mean, money and otherwise, to do something like this.
I mean, this is incredible.
I just, I don't know.
Babylon Bee just put out a tweet that said MSNBC condemns Trump for holding a rally on planet Earth where 66 million years ago an asteroid caused mass extinction event.
How funny.
Babylon Bee's funny.
Well, I mean, they're all just completely melting down.
I mean, and people are laughing about it.
Yeah.
It's actually racist to assume a group of people can't take a joke.
Oh, you can't say.
They're sensitive.
You can't tell a joke.
Really?
You imagine if we complained every time I told a joke about white people?
Please.
You mean these people?
Can you imagine it?
Can you imagine?
It's every day, all day.
You mean these people that were in blackface and really didn't see a problem with that?
Uh-uh.
Here they all are.
These are people who called us Nazis all day long.
And I can't believe you have the gall to do a joke about it.
You just called me a Nazi.
You don't even know who I am.
It's really something.
Somebody just asked in chat, did you bring any, you know, people that have converted to voting for President Trump?
Yes.
I'm taking people that usually vote for Democrats.
I am taking them to the polls and they are casting their vote for Donald Trump.
They're also casting their vote for Steve Garvey.
Yes, they are.
Yes, they are.
You got to get out there, man.
Take people.
Do whatever you got to do.
You know what?
It's so easy to do, especially in the city, because living here, I'm able to get people out and about and they're, you know, what are you doing tonight?
Okay, well, let's go do this and then let's go do that.
I mean, I even have them voting for Alex Belkin, who is, you know, trying to take Adam Shifty Schiff's place.
He's going up against Laura Friedman.
Who knows how that's going to go, but I'm trying to get them out.
Well, I can't believe there were less people in L.A. voting in your place than there was in my little town.
There was no one there.
There's no one.
I couldn't believe it because I've always...
If it's early voting, whenever that I voted here, and I voted here for years, I've always walked straight in, and you just, it's easy, you just go give your ID. No.
ID, imagine that.
They give you a paper ballot, you go over and fill it out and stick it in the machine.
No.
I mean, it was empty.
I was expecting for there to be lines and that was kind of one of the conversations I had with my friend because one of them was like, look, I'm in a real hurry.
I've got a lot of stuff going on this week and I need to get home and do this and that and the other.
And I told her, I said, look, yesterday there wasn't anybody there.
There wasn't anybody there at all.
I don't know what it's going to look like today, but I am kind of curious.
Why don't we just go?
And if it's too long, we can always come back on Monday because I'm going with a whole bunch of other people.
You're too busy to save the country?
I know.
You're not going to be busy for the next four years?
I know.
We were just going to reschedule.
We were going to do it Monday because I'm going every single day with a whole other group of people.
I've been on my phone working trying to get as many people that I know, everybody that I know, I've been sending out May Days.
And I know it's California.
And I know that people aren't motivated to vote here because of the cheating that's been going on.
But I've got to tell you, I was inspired and really optimistic when I go to a place.
I mean, this normally is like the DMV. And I am able to cap.
There's no one there.
It's because no one's showing up.
Two days in a row.
We walked right in.
Boop, boop.
Did her thing.
And I waited.
And a couple other friends that were with us, they did their thing.
And then we all walked on back.
This is a big deal.
When you don't have people in Hollywood showing up to vote, Normally it's packed wherever you go.
You can't even get ice cream without a line.
You can't get anything without a line.
How can anybody get enthused about someone they didn't even vote for and it's an airhead dingbat from hell?
That's the point.
God, she's a damn moron.
She was installed.
There's zero investment in her.
They don't.
They don't like her.
They didn't vote for her.
They're like, okay, alright, so you're promising all this stuff.
You know, you put this person in here.
You talk about democracy all day long, and yet we had no say in any of this.
Yeah, to save democracy, vote for the person that didn't get any votes.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That's what they just expect.
See, they just expect you to vote for them.
They expect all minorities to...
They're not going to do anything for you, but they're going to...
Just like her, the...
I love Puerto Rico now!
She hadn't mentioned Puerto Rico in four years, even during the campaign.
Yep.
Well, I mean, look at Obama.
He was just talking down to everybody.
They assume.
This is how egotistical this party is.
They just assume that you are going to do whatever it is that they tell you to do.
Well, he pissed off the black community.
Oh, he certainly did.
Absolutely.
I mean, they're just, they're ruining it for themselves.
I mean, you've got people, Michigan voter tells CNBC reporter, efforts to falsely smear Trump aren't working.
It's just making him more popular at this point.
And the more sour grapes they are, the worse it is for them.
Yeah, I hate to break it to you, but Puerto Ricans can't vote in the election if they live in Puerto Rico.
That's right.
I mean, so we know what everybody's worried about.
Exactly.
And there are people who can take a joke just like anybody else can.
I mean, this is the...
Here's one in Portland.
You've got another box that was also set on fire.
That's where Joe Kemp is from.
Is he Washington?
No, he's Washington.
But there was another one in Oregon that they lit on fire as well.
Portland, Oregon.
Vancouver, Washington.
Both areas set on fire.
Of course it's Antifa.
Yeah.
Portland, Oregon, and Vancouver, Washington.
Twice this has happened.
So there's two incidents that happened.
I thought the drop boxes were safe and secure.
Oh, please.
Now that they saw you can do this, they're going to be doing it all over the place.
They're going to cause as much havoc and mayhem as possible.
And they're not going to call this race.
They're going to get everybody, especially these big networks, that want you to hold on.
We need to call it and move on.
These networks on election night, they'll know somebody like Pennsylvania's out of reach for her, and they won't call it for four days, and they'll always call states in a certain order where it looks like it's tied, all the way to where it can't be tied anymore.
I do not watch any election coverage on TV. I only go on the internet.
Wow.
And just for your sanity, I wouldn't either.
I'm trying to look at Joe Kent's race.
It's really close.
I mean, it's really close.
That's why they're burning ballots in the Republican area.
He's Washington 3, and it looks like it is...
I mean, he could easily take this thing.
Oof.
That's why.
Well, I expect there to be nothing but chaos.
Regardless.
This is where they send their minions and they're basically telling you that.
That that's what they're going to do.
Why isn't anybody asking Kamala Harris if she will accept the results of this election?
How come they're only asking President Trump that?
They're never going to accept them.
They done hired 2,000 lawyers.
They're never going to accept them.
It's going to be the most craziest time, not between here and the election, but when Trump, they know it's in the bag for Trump.
And then they can't, they're going to try every trick in the book.
Believe me.
They already see the writing on the wall.
Remember last time when he won?
Remember the recounts?
And they paid for the recounts?
And all this stuff?
And then the electors and the delegates?
I mean, it just kept going on and on and on.
Oh man, it's so true.
He just needs to go ahead and just get his moving truck ready and just go ahead and position himself right there.
Just ready to move in and move on and all of us need to just start rattling the sabers and saying, okay, it's over.
We've called it.
This is with Ballotpedia, but this is what it looks like.
This is Perez, his opponent.
39.3 Joe Kent.
They are saying all over the place that it is probably one of the closest matchups that's going on.
Mm-hmm.
And I see that McConnell, he's stepping down from minority leader.
Yeah, just from a majority leader, but he's got another year, and if they can prop him up long enough, he's going to sit in there and try to make life hell and vote against Trump about everything.
Don't doubt me.
We know that.
But wasn't this fun to see Melania there?
I mean, she was just so gracious, as always.
Here she was.
Melania Trump laughs and points as Donald Trump starts dancing on stage to village people at Madison Square Garden.
I was wondering if he was going to dance when he was with her, and then all of a sudden he was walking, and then he decided, okay, now's my minute, and she turned around and just was like, of course.
There you are.
Yeah, so the US banks are currently sitting on $750 billion in losses on real estate debt.
That is seven times larger than it was in 2008 when the housing bubble broke.
Wow.
He's going to be handed, just as we've always said, a turd.
That's what he's going to get.
As soon as he gets into office, there is going to be so much that he has got to fix.
And he'll do it in no time.
He'll fix it in a minute.
Did you see the whole thing with...
Fake Yapper and J.D. Vance, he completely lost his mind.
They're going crazy.
And he's just like, I mean, not even pretend to be a journalist anymore.
Just out, just red face attacking.
J.D. Vance just calmly.
The more I listen to J.D. Vance, the more I love this guy.
And then the more I realize just how worthless Mike Pence was.
He completely went berserk.
You want to talk about full-blown TBS. His vajayjay was hurting really bad on that day.
I thought he was going to break his veneers.
I mean, he was just showing all these faces.
I know.
I mean, his face just completely changed to just anger and hatred.
Vitriol.
I have never seen him break before.
He completely broke with J.D. Vance.
He was so angry.
He couldn't even hold it together.
And J.D. Vance just kept going.
You know, what about this?
What about that?
It was quite a sight to behold.
Here's a little bit of it.
They can't get him.
No, they can't.
No, based on the fact that he's accused people that didn't break the law of breaking the law when it comes to the election.
And if you want to revisit that, I'm happy to.
But Liz Cheney, he said, should be put before a war tribunal.
She should.
None of that sounds fascist to you at all?
No, of course it doesn't.
Of course it doesn't.
First of all, I don't buy into the premise of what you're saying, Jake.
These are things he said.
On things that I know that he said, you're imputing things, you're taking words out of context, you're taking two separate conversations and pretending that they were made at the exact same time.
So I'm rejecting the premise of your question.
I frankly don't believe what you're saying about Donald Trump's words.
If you'd like to put up a clip And actually put him in context, I think the American people would realize that Donald Trump is a hell of a lot more reasonable than the people like Liz Cheney who would like to lie us into war.
Now, Dick, we also have to remember, I mean, step back a little bit.
Ask yourself a basic question about network integrity.
You guys talked about the Russia hoax nonstop.
The FBI was investigating it.
The FBI was investigating it, so we recovered them.
And so you took the words of unnamed FBI agents and put them on your network as if they were the gospel truth.
You did it again and again.
A viewer of your network would have believed that Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin conspired in 2016.
That was totally and preposterously false.
What you just said is false.
We covered an FBI investigation.
I don't know why you want to talk about the FBI investigation.
You covered it in a way that gave credence to anonymous sources' accusations.
You did it yourself.
Your network did it, Jake.
But again, can we talk about the issues that Americans...
I'm talking about things that Donald Trump has said.
If you have an issue with whether or not he's talking about the economy enough, that's between you and your running mate.
I'm talking about things he has said this week.
Every single rally that he does, he...
You see his face just totally...
He's just mailing you...
Completely.
Oh, I'm loving every...
I mean, how could you not just love this?
I mean, this is our time.
That's why I couldn't be a politician, man.
I just don't have that in me.
Jake, you sure are a dumb fuck, you know what?
That's okay to say.
That's just what I would say.
I mean, really.
But I'll tell you, J.D., he's so calm, and he just absolutely knows the facts.
Yeah, man, he's great.
He's a great pick, and I didn't...
I told everybody because I wanted Ben Carson because I trusted him.
I didn't know anybody enough else to trust, but I'm totally into the pick now.
I told people, people were like, what do you think about the pick?
I said, I just don't know J.D. Vance.
He's from Ohio.
I'm from Florida.
I don't follow local politicians there.
I don't know much about him.
I really have only heard him talk a few times, so I'll just have to wait and see.
But now I love him now.
Oh, man.
He just, he's so red.
It's okay sometimes.
Just say, I don't know.
I really don't know about him.
He just completely dismembered him.
And you saw how fake Yapper just completely, I mean, his face just completely changed.
He started showing his teeth.
His panties were in a wad.
Oh, he just couldn't handle it at all.
All right, everybody.
Well, there we go.
Hang in there.
One more week.
I know it.
Really.
I'm just like you.
I'm on fumes, but my gosh, we have got to win this thing.
I was going to Nashville today and decided to cancel it because I was just too tired.
Boy.
I'm trying to just get to the polls.
Just get people to the polls.
That is my afternoon activity.
And the more we can get, the better.
We've got to win this thing clear, straight up, up front, and just take it like nobody's business.
All right.
I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you tomorrow at 3.
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