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Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Kamala | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 672 – 10/18/2024
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Today is Friday, October 18th, 2024, episode number 672.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Thank God it's Friday, huh?
Wow, it has been something else.
It's been a long, tiring week.
I'm just, especially being out of town for Turdstock last week, I am so tired.
I'm just going to watch movies this weekend or something and really relax.
I really hope you do.
I hope you get to take it easy.
I'm done.
I'm toast.
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, and you were afraid you were getting sick too and you had lost your voice at turd stock because you were talking and partying and carrying on like a teenager.
Well, that's not exactly true.
Well, I heard you behaved yourself.
No, I get tabs on you.
No, you were working, really.
But it's just so loud in places like that, that you find yourself screaming.
I also wrote for the next three days at Jeffrey Steele's studio, and we sang for hours and hours and hours, so it just kind of got worse and worse and worse until it was almost gone.
Exactly.
So I hope you do.
I hope you do recoup.
But we're on a great road.
I'll tell you one thing.
That dinner last night was just...
God, it was funny.
I laughed my ass off.
He nailed every single one of those lines, and he hit them in every single place he could hit them.
It was fantastic.
The fact that Kamala Harris did not show...
Chicken Mala Harris.
Had to bring that one back.
Yes.
Yes!
Because she is.
I mean, she really is.
And no one could understand it.
Apparently she's screaming at her campaign manager for giving her the advice to sit that one out.
What would she be able to do, though?
She's so cringe and unlikable.
I mean, she's going to tell jokes?
She's not funny.
She's just...
And, you know, what's the worst thing comedians do?
You know, laugh at your own jokes?
She's going to be up there laughing.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And he just did beautifully.
He...
He went there with the nanny man, which was my favorite part.
I love that.
Oh, yeah.
You don't stick them right where it hurts.
The crowd groaned.
Yeah, man, you don't like the truth, huh?
Well, that is something that you never hear about.
Now, if that would have been Donald Trump, if he would have knocked up the nanny, that's all anybody would have heard of for the rest of his life.
But because it's Kamala Harris, because it's a Democrat, they have not talked about it at all.
It's almost as if it never happened.
I know people that still don't know about that.
They have no idea when I say he knocked up the nanny.
Dougie Fresh knocked up the nanny.
They're like, no he did not.
And we go back and forth.
So I have to pull up an article and say, yeah, he knocked up the nanny.
That picture is awesome, isn't it?
That's like a classic.
I love this.
At Rican memes pretty much sums it up.
Liberal tears.
Yeah.
They're just crying right now.
They have been covering for her that they're just ridiculous.
She can't do anything right, can she?
She can't do anything right.
I mean, it's so bad.
And President Trump, I mean, he talks about it quite openly, about her skipping the Al Smith dinner.
She's not competent.
This wouldn't have worked for her, her and her personality.
She's so angry, and she's starting to show that now.
Why do you think she missed it?
There's a lot of theories.
Okay, I think that she's not competent.
I don't want to say this kind of stuff, but we can't live with this.
We're not going to be able to live with this.
So you don't think she's funny?
I don't think she's funny.
Look, her staff, she's got 5% of her staff stayed with her, 95% quit.
If that happened to me, I'd be front page of every...
Nobody likes her.
Nobody wants to be with her.
And I always say this, I don't like even saying it, but we can't have her as a president.
She's a Marxist.
We're not ready for a Marxist.
Do you agree with that?
I do agree with you.
I mean, it's true.
It's...
Oh, Trump, man.
Last night.
Oh, my God.
He was so on his...
The dude's hilarious, man.
Mm-hmm.
And Kamala puts out this pathetic statement of why she wasn't there.
And, of course, trying to beat up on President Trump, talking about how he struggled.
They're doing everything that they can because she is just out of her league.
And she phoned in that weird sketch they did.
Wasn't that just bizarre?
God, it's just like there's nothing she's doing.
And they're trying everything.
Now they got her going out.
I just seen a picture of her Michigan rally, and they got all the buses in the background, so it's the same old rent a crowd and bust them in, pay them.
And then they got Lizzo showing up.
And Usher.
And then they got Usher going to Atlanta, I think.
Do you know that?
Oh yeah, Taylor Swift will be up there soon.
Oh, sure.
Her lanky, non-dancing, uncoordinated ass will be up there soon.
You know what, though?
The whole thing is, I would take President Trump's team any day over any of the Hollywood elite.
I'm just telling you that right now, and I think everybody feels the same.
The more they trot out stars and workers and Hollywood actors and stuff, the worse it looks for them.
The more people are, that's not what's in anymore.
That used to be in.
It's not in anymore.
They've used it.
You'd be better off bringing up a plumber and saying, I'm voting for you for this reason, or an electrician.
Goodness sakes.
It's really wild.
But of course you had...
It doesn't fly anymore, man.
It doesn't move the needle at all.
No.
And now I just saw that...
Barack Obama and Michelle Obama both are going to be hitting the trail with her next week.
I told you that was next.
They're going to start bringing out all of the big guns, the ones that are in the Democrat Party.
They're going to start trying to pull their weight now, too.
But we haven't seen these people in years.
They don't live in our world.
They live in the whitest community in history.
Ridiculous.
Well, just...
Over there, you know, where the chef drown.
Oh, yeah.
Naked.
Paddleboarding.
Yeah, the naked chef drown and they swept it under the rug.
Yeah, that place.
We never heard back about any of that either.
I mean, that just kind of disappeared, just like every other story.
Again, with the Democrat.
But for those of you that did not see this sketch, I'm going to play it because it's so awful and it's so awkward and it's so odd.
It's cringe, yes, but it just doesn't make any sense.
I mean, here she is and this is her address because she couldn't make it, right?
Your eminence and distinguished guests, the Al Smith dinner provides a rare opportunity to set aside partisanship.
Cool.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Hey, what's going on?
Who was that?
Oh, sorry, Mary Catherine Gallagher.
Mary Catherine Gallagher.
It's so nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you, Mary Catherine.
Right now I'm trying to record my speech for tonight's dinner.
Oh, yeah, I know.
I just want to say that I'm a Catholic, and tonight is one of the biggest dinners next to the Last Supper.
It is a very important dinner, and it's an important tradition that I'm so proud to be a part of.
Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my fingers under my arms and I smile like that.
But that's gross.
Okay, but here's the deal.
All right, this person is a lot older than a schoolgirl.
Okay, and it's very obvious to everybody involved.
And it's just very odd.
Yeah, why'd she do Superstar like 35 years ago?
That character.
Really?
This is so weird.
It's so bizarre.
And she's actually making fun of Catholics, which is strange.
But here you go.
So tell me something.
I'm giving a speech.
Do you have some thoughts about what I might say tonight?
My feelings about what you should say tonight would be best expressed in a monologue from one of my favorite made-for-TV series.
Okay, let's hear it.
Don't you see, man?
We need a woman to represent us.
A woman brings more heart, more compassion.
And think how smart she must be to become a top contender in a field dominated by men!
It's time for a woman, bro!
And with this woman, we can fly!
What series was that from?
Oh, that's from House of Dragons, now streaming on HBO Max.
Is there anything that you think that maybe I shouldn't bring up tonight?
Um, well, don't lie.
Thou shall not bear false witness to thy neighbor.
Indeed, especially thy neighbor's election results.
Just so you know, there will be a fact checker there tonight.
Oh, that's great.
Who?
Jesus.
And maybe don't say anything negative about Catholics.
I would never do that, no matter where I was.
That would be like criticizing Detroit in Detroit.
Does it bother you that that Trump guy insults you all the time?
Because it really bothers my friends and me.
Oh, Mary Catherine, it's very important to always remember you should never let anyone tell you who you are.
You tell them who you are.
Haters gonna hate, hate, hate.
Shake it off.
Shake it off.
Good for you, Mary Catherine.
They're ready.
Oh, yeah, okay.
And also, remember one more thing.
Don't worry if you make a mistake, because Catholic people are very forgiving.
Yeah.
And also, one last thing I want to tell you, don't forget to say, Superstar!
Thank you, Mary Catherine.
Thank you, Mamala.
Thank you.
Your Eminence and distinguished guests, the Al Smith Dinner provides a rare opportunity to set aside partisanship and come together to do some good by supporting the tremendous charitable work of the Catholic Church.
The Church cares for the sick and feeds the hungry, supports families with housing and education, and in times of disaster, provides provides not only essential supplies, but also, and so importantly, a sense of hope.
The Gospel of Luke tells us that faith has the power to shine a light on those living in darkness and to guide our feet in the path of peace.
In the spirit of tonight's dinner, let us recommit to reaching across divides to seek understanding and common ground.
And in honor of the great Al Smith, let us fight to build a better future with faith in God, our country, And in each other.
Thank you.
May God bless you.
And may God bless the United States of America.
Wow.
How bad was that?
They're glad.
They're so glad.
They're like, yeah, that's real good.
Yeah.
Well, they just, I mean, they fried her on stage completely.
Yeah, she's not there.
She is not there.
Phoned it in.
That was just so awful, and I know it.
I don't think her staff likes her, because if anybody was able to convince her that that was a good idea.
Meanwhile, you've got President Trump, who was able to mention a lot of things.
How far back This dinner goes in his life.
He mentioned going with his father.
He mentioned being able to fundraise money for the schools and everything else.
We're talking about billions of dollars.
And he was sitting there talking about it.
He was like, look, we made this effort and we were making phone calls to make sure that we were able to get the funds that were needed and they were...
Very grateful.
I was so happy to be a part of it.
I mean, he really showed everybody, look, I've been doing this a long time.
Who is this character that just put on a skit?
Are you kidding?
Like Saturday Night Live to insult everybody?
I mean, it was that bad.
It was as bad as a skit from Saturday Night Live.
She was on Saturday Night Live.
It was a Saturday Night regular skit.
I didn't watch that.
But it was 25 years ago.
Yeah, she even made a movie about it.
Superstar.
Oh, gosh.
I don't know who would watch it because that was horrible.
She is a Saturday Night Live person.
That was a Saturday Night Live skiff way a long time ago.
Why would they introduce that here with this crowd?
They just, they live in a bubble.
They're liberals.
And their culture is gone, right?
They used to own the culture.
And I used to tell everybody how important it is to take over the culture wars.
It's important.
That's how people vote.
The people that, I mean, the people like us who are, you know, political nerds who study it up, there's not many people like that.
So the culture is important.
And it's just like, it goes like wildfire, you know, through everywhere, through every community.
Okay, so I don't know any of those people.
Okay, I don't know.
25 years ago, a Saturday Night Live skit, that just looked ridiculous to me.
And I'm sure anybody that hasn't been following Saturday Night Live, and I'm sure there's more than just me, but would not know what that was even about.
Yeah, I mean, if, you know, let me, I'll Google in Superstar.
She made a movie that really flopped on that character.
Wow.
Oh my gosh, I know nothing about it.
Okay, yeah, so let me see.
Okay, so this is after.
So, the movie Superstar, where she played this character, which has a 32% Rotten Tomatoes.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, this was well after, you know, she did this on Saturday Night Live all the time.
So it was 1999, 25 years ago.
Boy, I nailed to that, 25 years.
You certainly did that scary cat that you would know.
I know.
But...
So, you know, she had done that skit for years.
So, I mean, the skit probably originates from 27, 28 years ago.
So, you're right.
Anybody that's even in their, like, 40s and below probably have no idea what that is.
No idea.
Never even heard of it.
Don't know anything about it.
Nothing.
It wasn't funny then.
It's damn sure not funny.
Oh, they just keep making the worst mistakes.
Then she got pissed.
And, you know, after the Brit Bear and this, she went up there and just started screaming at everybody.
Oh, boy.
Okay, so there's a lot of things.
First off, I thought it was really great that you had this particular gentleman that basically he went off and he was talking about her and how the fact that...
You just don't do that.
You don't miss it.
You don't miss this event ever.
This is the legendary Al Smith dinner.
And he goes on to talk about and recite how many people are Catholics in this country and everything else.
And the fact that she's not reaching out to them is problematic for her.
You know, this event has been referred to as the Catholic Met Gala.
Twenty-two percent of Americans identify as Catholic.
Catholics will be a key demographic in every battleground state.
I'm sorry, why is Vice President Harris not here?
I mean, consider this.
This is a room full of Catholics and Jews in New York City.
This is a layup for the Democratic nominee.
I mean, in her defense, I mean, she did find time to appear on The View, Howard Stern, Colbert, and the longtime staple of campaigning, the Call Her Daddy podcast.
I mean, that's really something else.
This is a guy that was a staunch critic of Trump just a few years ago, too.
Well, I heard that Schumer was real upset over it.
The Democrat Party was real upset over it.
Everybody's real upset about it.
I love the word he's coming for.
He's glum.
Oh, glum.
You know what?
President Trump just knocked it out of the park.
But I'll tell you something, when you named yesterday's show, Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Kamala, you had it nailed.
You knew exactly, I don't know how you know this stuff, but you knew exactly what we were going to be dealing with.
And just so everybody knows, she turned into exactly that.
I mean, she's definitely feeling the heat from all of this.
So here's how she came out today.
Wow.
Should never again stand behind the seal of the President of the United States!
Never again.
Say it again.
Lit You see how everybody starts yelling and it's quiet and it's all together and it's the same, you know, there's no, it's the same exact tone.
I guarantee there's somebody with some kind of sign saying, clap loud!
Exactly.
Well, and it's probably, yes.
Thought natural.
Well, and it's probably mixed with an audience that's being played.
So an audience crowd, it's probably a little bit of both.
Yeah, it's just not natural sounding.
It's so coordinated.
Absolutely.
It's all fake.
You know, she's psycho ex.
She's turning into your psycho ex-girlfriend before your eyes, you know.
When you're first dating, it's like, woo!
Isn't this funny?
Yeah, did you just fall off a coconut tree, honey?
And now it's you, isn't it?
See you again!
Well, first off, it doesn't make women, in my opinion, it doesn't make women appear to be stronger or in a position of power when they scream and carry on like that.
It makes them sound terrible.
It really does.
But it looks like she took her page from Hillary Clinton.
Because Leah Memes put this out, and seriously, you can't tell the difference.
I'm sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision and behavior of people who's aboard Donald Trump.
It's time for us to say, no, we are not going backwards.
For the next seven days we focus on what's important.
Don't get distracted.
Don't get diverted.
Focus on the kind of country and world that we want to help create.
Wow.
And you see how that worked out for Hillary, right?
Yeah, it's just the psycho ex-girlfriend, man.
It's God.
Oh, my gosh.
And when you're inauthentic, so Trump can just go be himself and either love him or hate him, but he never changes Trump.
He's always the same if he's in front of liberals, if he's in front of whatever crowd he goes to.
He's the same.
He's the same person.
It's called authenticity.
Something she don't have.
So everything she does, she has to make up all these accents.
She has to go in and pretend to be somebody she's not.
I've got to be likable.
Now, okay, you're giggling too much.
Now you need to be forceful and scream.
Okay, you're screaming too much.
Maybe giggle a little.
And the more they do that, and the more she's coached, and the more she tries to do it, the less authentic she sounds.
It just gets worse and worse and worse.
Victor Davis Hanson called it a doom loop.
And it's true.
It is the doom loop.
She is just getting worse as it goes on because she has not found her ground.
She has not found her footing.
She does not know what works for her.
She's lost.
She's really lost, but she's so unlikable that she isn't taking good advice and she's lashing out at everybody.
So I guess they're just throwing anything that they can at her to see what she'll take.
And she's not even going for the things that would work.
I just posted this from Bad Hombre.
He got a picture.
It says, The Harris-Waltz campaign originally planned a rally today at Van Angle Arena in Grand Rapids, Michigan, with the capacity of 12,000 people.
Due to a lack of interest, the venue was changed to a small public park where dozens of people have been bussed in.
Oh, boy.
There's a picture of it.
Here it is.
Yep.
That was supposed to be a...
12,000 person arena.
And then if there's another picture I posted, you can see it on a hill, all the buses.
These people were bussed in.
Goodness sakes.
I'm telling you what.
It really is.
Who in the hell would go see her, man?
Can you imagine sitting up there and listening to that?
Well, they're getting extra credit for their work in college.
You've got people that are actors.
We know that from a few of the different things that have happened on this trail so far.
This is as fake as it can possibly be.
Then anything that you're seeing online, it seems, has a bit of AI, an AI touch to it.
You've got the canned laughter that we're seeing at the venues.
You've got the fake signs and everything.
I mean, come on.
All the signs look the same?
It's the same printing company?
Really?
None of it.
Yeah, I just posted another one.
So she got up there and speak, and then she acted like that little small crowd.
She acted for a minute, like she had to wait for them to quit clapping because they were probably instructed, clap, clap, don't stop.
She is so cringe.
She had to pretend like, she was just like, oh my God.
And there's just so many people clapping.
It's that little, you know, that little hundred people you just saw.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to play it.
it here it is good afternoon Michigan good afternoon can we hear it for Brian good afternoon Michigan It is good!
Oh, it's good to be back.
It's good to be back.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon again.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Just when you think it can't get any worse.
Okay, calm down.
Nobody's even clapping.
There's nobody there.
Kitty!
And I'm gonna pull a rabbit on your stove.
You're a rabbit!
I'm psycho ex-girlfriend!
Psycho ex-girlfriend is right, and this is what all the hollering and hoop-de-law is all about.
Oh my gosh, this is really something.
Man, Trump rallies have more people in line to the porta-pollies than that.
Wow.
This is crazy.
I mean, this is just the wildest thing I have ever seen.
Here we go again.
Oh my gosh.
Good graciousness.
I know it.
And then she acts like...
You know, that's one thing about politicians.
They really should...
They should either decide if they want to become an actor or if they want to become a politician because this doesn't work for them.
It's like a mix between...
She's neither.
She's a DEI hire that's just been given everything her whole life.
And now, I mean, she was given the nomination, for God's sake.
She didn't get a vote.
Exactly.
And then they tried to hide her and they thought they could hide her and Trump would just lose.
And then his poll numbers just kept...
You know, overtaking her.
And now they go, well, we gotta get her out there.
And now we've seen the disaster it is.
I mean, she tries to do these, you know, real easy softball interviews with Colbert and Oprah and all, and everybody rolls their eyes and says, she can't even do a real interview.
She can't, though.
So then she's, I mean, she's a vacuous, just empty shell of nothing.
A giggling idiot.
Imbecile.
Just the worst.
Yeah.
It is the worst I've ever seen.
Good afternoon!
And if you wonder how bad she is, Trump War Room just posted this and the statistics between Kamala versus President Trump.
Here is the proof in the pudding.
They're sitting there up there right now trying to act like President Trump is tired or that he is not going to all of these events, saying that he's not doing interviews.
Well, Trump is everywhere, as you all know.
Every time we turn around, he's doing something else.
Everywhere.
Everywhere.
So Kamala says he's not doing interviews.
We need to ask if he's exhausted being on the campaign trail.
Well, the media interviews since becoming the nominee go like this.
Trump 59, Kamala 26.
Press conferences since becoming the nominee, including almost a two-hour one.
President Trump at 6, Kamala at 0.
Total campaign events in the month of September.
Trump 21, Kamala 13.
This woman is delusional.
They just, when they start throwing a different narrative that all the media, like, you know, the testy word, or they all jump on at the same time, and every two days they're changing, they're really scrambling.
Goodness.
They're scrambling because they're just trying anything that sticks.
He's tired.
He's old.
I mean, he did that show last night.
Then he was on Fox and Friends.
Then he went on Dan Bongino's podcast today.
It's just one after another.
300,000 I heard listeners on Bongino's show when he appeared.
That was fantastic.
I'm so glad he did that.
Because like our show, he knows that most likely the listeners, he's already got them as voters.
I mean, really.
So he's trying to branch out and go to all of these other podcasts so he can lure some people in.
And that's totally understandable.
But I was so glad to see that he did that.
I really was so thrilled to see it.
It just gives us all a boost because we're all on the Trump train.
We've been on the Trump train since day one.
Haven't ever lingered.
In any situation.
Then he said, I love cows.
He loves cows.
How funny was that?
And then he made a jab, another jab.
Better not vote for Kamala because she'll do away with them.
And she will.
I mean, you know that whole AOC thing.
You wrote a book on that cat.
Oh, yeah.
About, yeah, about cows and everybody else.
They want to get rid of all of us, though.
I mean, really.
They truly do.
They want to replace us with illegal immigrants.
They're giving them everything and nothing to U.S. citizens.
I don't know how much more obvious it needs to be.
But this was huge.
I mean, look at this.
You have President Trump walked into the Dan Bongino livestream, and my goodness, look what happened.
It just blew up.
Thank you, Mr.
President.
We appreciate it.
Saying hello to the crew.
My guy.
Nice to see you.
Nice to see you.
You know, pretty well.
I mean, the states are looking pretty good.
Listen, I have never been more excited about a race than this one.
But I'm telling everyone to vote.
Thank you, Mr.
President.
It's amazing.
I mean, we've got it.
We've got the momentum.
We just have to show up.
You gotta show up.
Bring everybody with us.
Yes.
Show up.
Bring people with you.
It is so true.
If everybody just bring them a couple family members that never vote, but they're registered, but they just don't vote a lot, and just say, hey, I'll drive you there.
Oh my gosh, and that's easy enough to do.
Let's go save the country.
It's so true.
It's wild, though.
I don't understand how these people, well, they cheat.
That's how they do it.
But the whole cow thing was just hilarious.
And it was a question from a little guy, a little young guy, that had a question for President Trump.
And here's how that exchange went.
Mr.
President, we got a fun one.
But we'll fix it.
We got a six-year-old from Massachusetts, and he wants to know about your favorite animal.
Let's watch.
President, my name is Briar.
I'm six years old.
I live on a farm in Massachusetts.
What's your favorite farm animal?
Favorite farm animal.
I'll tell you what I love.
I love cows.
But if we go with Kamala, you won't have any cows anymore because you're not allowed.
I don't want to ruin this kid's day.
But I love cows.
I think they're so cute and so beautiful and so productive.
But according to Kamala, who's a radical left lunatic, you will not have any cows anymore.
So we have to vote her.
If you like cows, you have to vote her.
Oh my gosh, I love that.
And there he is, doing another interview.
He's everywhere, Pat.
He's all over the place.
I love cows.
Just amazing.
Just absolutely amazing.
I feel so good.
He was kind enough to Schumer, even though he jabbed at him a little bit too last night, but he was still kind.
He shows that he can get along and he can reach across the aisle.
He's not intimidated by these people, even though you had the likes of Letitia James, who ended up having to stand and clap for President Trump.
In the audience there at the dinner.
I mean, everybody that has gone after him, he even made a couple of jokes about Mayor Adams, like, you'll be all right.
You know, look, nobody's ever gone after anybody like they have me.
You'll be okay.
He blasted to blow your nosio like nobody's business, even dropped a cuss word, which, of course, Politico is going, it was inappropriate.
You know what?
I'm sorry, but to hear the left say that anything is inappropriate when they talk about murdering babies is really not going to hit the tone that they think that it's going to hit.
Not with this crowd, not with this audience.
The fact that she snubbed this dinner to begin with, snubbed Catholics, she honestly thinks that she's just going to be able to win being installed yet again.
That's what she thinks, just like she was installed here.
Well, the thing about it is, is that I am thinking that she was so comfortable.
She didn't have to do anything to get into the position she's in right now to run as a candidate for President Trump.
She knows, along with all of us, that the last election was stolen.
So she thinks that they're just going to roll out all the bells and whistles for her this time around, but it's too big to rig.
There are too many people that see exactly what's going on in this country.
I think the black vote's going to put Trump way over the edge.
I don't want to sound confident.
I want everybody to go vote.
And anything can happen.
You know they're going to cheat, so we've really got to bank a lot of votes.
I mean, it has got to be.
We've got to go in there and vote this time, man, and grab people.
You have to do it.
And you should be excited for it this time around.
Everybody should.
The early voting Republicans usually just don't do it.
But this time, man, everywhere they're having it, they're having record numbers.
And that's not because Democrats show it.
It's because Republicans are saying, we're playing their game this time.
Oh, it's true, too.
We're going to beat them at it.
We got to.
We absolutely have to.
I mean, this man has been persecuted so badly that it's just hard to believe.
He even brought that up because, of course, the lamestream media, the regime, is trying to cover the fact that there have been two assassination attempts.
That we know of, right?
One assassin has been killed and the other one is going to go to court.
I don't know when they're going to end up with charges on him.
There's something really fishy about that whole thing as well.
But President Trump said, I don't see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me.
And he did it in a funny way, but that, seriously, he reminded everybody exactly what has happened during and under this regime.
Tradition holds that I'm supposed to tell a few self-deprecating jokes this evening.
So here it goes.
Nope.
I've got nothing.
I've got nothing.
There's nothing to say.
I guess I just don't see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me for a hell of a long time.
They want to sweep that whole thing under the carpet.
I mean, you haven't heard anything about it.
Nothing.
He was hilarious.
He was just fantastic.
He's surrounded by people.
I hate him now, believe me.
Oh, he knows it.
He even said so in the dinner.
He said, half of these people love me.
Half of these people hate me.
But here I am, doing my thing.
Yeah, it would have sucked without him being there.
It's the truth.
It would have been boring.
Nobody would have watched it.
The only reason it was watched and why it's being replayed is because he was there.
And that's it.
Nobody would watch it if he wasn't there.
Mm-mm.
So true, Kat.
He was so funny, but I mean, he got his digs in, too.
He used it the way he needed to use it.
DeBlozinozio, him, he says, and this was really funny, and of course this is the part that they're just all up in arms about right now.
They're just appalled, and they're having to clutch their pearls.
But here he is.
And it's not Michael that I can tell you.
I'm surprised that Bill de Blasio was actually able to make it tonight, to be honest.
He was a terrible mayor.
I don't give a shit if this is comedy or not.
He was a terrible mayor.
He did a horrible, he did a horrible job.
That's not comedy, by the way, that's fact.
But unlike the rest of New York, at least Bill doesn't have to worry about the criminals they owe him.
I loved that because you remember when everybody was locked up for COVID, he and his wife did a dance in Times Square.
They didn't even drop the ball for New Year's, which is so ridiculous.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, what people had to do for this dang COVID hoax, and that's all it was, one big giant hoax, and I was telling everybody from day one, don't let them take your freedoms.
It is true.
I had big people in the Trump campaign say, this is two weeks, man, we'll be back.
I said, man, I don't care who's contacting me.
I'm not going to say that.
You never let the government have one bit of your freedoms, man, voluntary.
I don't care if it's sickness, health, whatever it is.
See what happened when they got it.
They didn't want to let go of it.
Uh-uh.
No.
It's too much power, and that's exactly what's happened.
And this is really a rise against the government.
That's what people are doing.
They did Super Bowls.
They did a Super Bowl with cardboard cutouts.
They're going to look back at this time as a human experiment on the dumbest IQ people in history and say, look how dumb.
It's literally the movie Idiocracy if you've ever seen it where people just get dumber.
It's literally that.
Goodness sakes.
I was laughing.
I was walking around just living my life.
I never change.
And I'm just like, man, you dumbasses.
I'm out here living my life, man.
I'm going everywhere.
I'm walking right in.
They go, you have to wear a mask.
Nope.
I said, I'm not wearing a mask.
You either.
I'll either walk out that door and I'm never, you know, when this is over, I won't be back.
Or I can come in, but I'm not wearing a mask.
You are not alone.
I mean, that's what I want to do, man.
Breathe my own exhaust.
It's so healthy to breathe your own exhaust all day.
And where are the masks now?
I mean, really, they just all disappeared.
Then they would flip-flop.
Then Fauci gets up there and tells everybody they have to wear double masks.
And so people are over there wearing double masks.
And of course, you know, that brings out the psychos that say, well, if they say two, I'm wearing four.
Oh my gosh, I know.
Driving around in a convertible by themselves with two masks on in Southern California.
That's what I was watching.
I was like, really?
Are you kidding?
These people are ridiculous.
Completely ridiculous.
But he just did an amazing, amazing job.
Oh man, the white dudes for Harris, that was the funny one too.
Oh, boy.
He didn't let anything go.
I mean, it was so fun.
The whole thing, the whole night was great.
And he was just as relaxed and as calm.
When he crunched Kamala's husband and told her, you know how to hide the nanny?
Oh, my God.
It was so fun.
It takes balls to do that in front of these people.
I'm telling you.
Here's what he said about, there's a group called White Dudes for Harris, but I'm not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives' lovers are all voting for me.
Oh my, I mean, he just, it was one after another.
And Tim Waltz.
Tim Waltz, that was awesome.
He didn't show up tonight, but believe me, he'll say he did.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, he just couldn't stop.
And then he said, I never understood why Democrats say men can get periods until I met Tim Walz.
That was a lot.
That was a riot as well.
Right before that, he was like, yeah, Tim Walz ain't here, but, you know, he'll be telling everybody he did show because, you know, he lies all the time.
He had a lot of material on him.
He had a lot.
Oh, he went for the juggler, too.
Oh, he went on Mayor Adams.
He says, well, I'd better wrap up because Mayor Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick, especially the city, because the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas.
He put it all out there.
And then he goes on.
Okay, Dilly just tweeted.
Look, she's out.
She's screaming again.
She's screaming again.
Let's listen.
Bad advice.
Really bad advice.
She's screaming again.
It's probably the same thing because she knows she never...
Yeah.
Yeah, this is the same one, I think.
19 seconds.
I should never again have the privilege of standing behind the seal of the President of the United States!
Same script.
Same thing.
Same script.
And they tell her to scream at the same time.
Oh, it's so cringe.
It is the exact same script from when she was in the auditorium before this.
She's not even able to mix it up a little bit.
And they told her, they said, this is where you get angry.
It doesn't work.
That whole angry card with a woman does not work.
You get a lot more with Honey.
She's sounding kind of joyless lately.
I don't see the joy.
Joy has left the building.
I don't see the joy at all.
Oh my gosh.
She thinks that's a winner.
That's her new, that's her new, unburdened by what has been.
That's her new Joe Biden don't jump.
Remember how many times he did that again today?
God, did you see him today?
They literally, he could not walk, man.
He was walking.
They were like...
The people around him, the leaders, like, they felt like they needed to put their arm behind him in case he fell.
Did you see that?
He is in such bad shape.
I've never seen anything like it.
his brain is completely cooked.
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
They put an X. Stand there, you idiot.
Stand there, you moron.
Oh, God, this is embarrassing.
And you got her screaming the same old stuff.
Oh, it's the exact same thing.
And then the reporter asked him while he was in Berlin.
They said, what do you hope to achieve today, Mr.
President?
And Biden says, don't jump.
Again.
Wow.
Wheat beta cucks.
Every one of them.
That's the whole problem of the world right there.
These weak ass beta liberal soy boys in charge.
You got that right.
You know, it's really funny that you say that.
It's true.
Because I put out a post last night saying return of the alpha male.
And I'm so glad to see it.
Because seriously, I can't go on this way.
Ha ha ha!
I am so tired of soy boys everywhere.
So I actually put this out.
This was put out.
Let me see here.
9.52 my time last night.
I said, we're witnessing a comeback of the alpha male mindset, which is a relief.
I was starting to worry about, you know, if they were becoming extinct.
Thank you, President Trump.
Not where I live.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I live in Hollywood.
You're in Hollywood, so maybe they're...
Yeah, but it is.
It's the return of the alpha.
And they should be celebrated.
And I'm so glad to see them.
And President Trump is leading the charge.
But he definitely put in a dig over the white dudes for Harris.
This was funny as ever.
There's a group called White Dudes for Harris.
Have you seen this?
White Dudes for Harris.
Anybody know?
Are some of you here?
White Dudes for Harris.
Doesn't sound like it.
But I'm not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives lovers are all voting for me.
Every one of those people are voting for me.
There's a group called White Dude.
The way he even delivers it is funny.
He's really a comedian.
He's got a sense of humor.
He's got the it factor.
He's always been hilarious.
I don't understand.
They've built up this hate for this man.
They've got a word for it.
TDS, Trump derangement syndrome.
It's weird.
It's really real.
It's a real psychotic episode that you can go to the doctor and I mean, think about some of these people like Mark Cuban now and Stephen King and Rob Reiner and some of these people like that.
They're in their last years of life, right?
Because they're the 70s.
I mean, I'm not saying they're very last year, but they're in the twilight of their life.
And so how are you spending that?
You know, how are you spending your, like, you're 78 years old.
How have you spent the last eight years of your life from 70 to 78?
You spin it?
On Twitter, talking about what a piece of garbage Trump is and going crazy every time Trump says something.
You've spent your whole eight years in your 70s not playing with grandkids, not fishing, not going out and traveling the country, not doing something creative, but just crying about Trump.
It's...
Unhealthy.
And that's how you spend the last years of your life, man.
You're insane.
Kat, you know what it's like because it happens with you.
I don't understand some people, but it's true.
They love to hate.
Hate is easy.
You see what they do with Kat Turd.
There's the same people that email me and cuss.
Every day and write these big long 5,000 page emails about what a piece of crap I am.
Every day.
Love day.
And I'm literally, and I want to tell you people, I'm living free in your brain because I don't care what you have to say about anything.
And you spend every day writing, furiously typing, your fingers are bleeding, all this hate mail to me.
And I don't care.
I read two words.
I already know your email.
I don't read them.
Exactly.
So, I mean, I literally live rent-free in your brains, man.
I'm like a parasite who's infected your brain.
Take it over.
It's true.
It's absolutely true.
It's hilarious to me.
I love the fact that you guys do that, man.
Oh, my God.
It's so funny.
I mean, I have people that will do the exact same thing to me and they really think that they're getting to me.
And I'm just like, no.
I saw this one coming.
I know exactly who you are.
It takes so little bit of energy and effort to hate.
But you've decided that that's the path you want to go.
You want to hate.
You want to insult.
Do you think that you can, you know, threaten or what have you?
It doesn't work.
It just turns us off.
I mean, it just lets us know who you are.
I'm sorry that you're spending your life that way, hating on everything and everyone.
Yeah, so I've lived in the real world all my life.
So, you know, these little...
Little things y'all say and do in the beta liberal world, they don't bother me a bit, I promise you.
They don't hurt my feelings.
Nope.
I just think it's funny.
The funniest thing is that you're wasting all your time worried about what I say.
All that energy.
God, somebody, a shit poster on X named CatTurd, and you're spending all your time writing emails every single day to one person.
God, I think it's funny.
Everything towards that.
I bored my way into your brains.
I control you.
Oh my gosh.
It's really hard to believe.
I know.
They don't realize what fools are making of themselves.
Not me.
They are, too.
Words don't hurt me, man.
I'm not a liberal.
Gosh.
Words hurt you guys.
You can't say this.
Oh, don't call me he-him when I'm he-them.
You're weak.
You're weak people.
Words kill you.
There is such a difference.
You get misgendered.
By the way, something y'all just made up out of thin air ten years ago that nobody ever heard of.
You just made it up.
And then you get mad because nobody lives in the made-up things and your weird fantasyland ultra-universe reality that you just made up out of thin air.
And we won't play along.
And that even triggers you more.
I got news for you.
You're miserable people, and you want everybody to be miserable just like you, and we're not.
We're happy.
We have good lives.
That's a fact.
I mean, that's the difference here.
They try to portray themselves as the party of love or being inclusive.
They are anything and everything, but in fact, I was really shocked at this.
This is the day after this event at the Al Smith dinner.
Someone shouted Jesus is Lord at a Kamala rally, this is last night, and she said, oh, I think you're at the wrong rally.
I think you meant to go to a smaller one down the street.
Listen to this.
A smaller one.
With the intention that they would undo the protections of Roe v.
Wade, and they did as he intended.
Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally.
No, I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street.
The smaller one.
Listen to how everybody...
It sounds like 13-year-old girls, right?
When you're hearing the response, there's no guys in there.
You hear it?
There's not.
It sounds like if you was at a middle school...
All girls, school.
And then you just told them that they wouldn't have to have any classes the rest of the day.
And that's exactly what you would hear.
Well, you know what else is really weird about that particular recording?
And I don't know if it was who was recording it.
It was MJ Truth, I believe, is where this one particular clip came from.
But the booing got louder, which makes me believe...
That maybe they piped in some booze so that she would have that one-liner so that she could appeal to that particular audience.
Because that was a lot louder in that clip.
If you listen to the clip, the boos are a lot louder than anything else.
It was almost singled out.
So I almost wonder.
I mean, I can't prove it one way or the other because I wasn't at the actual event.
But it almost seems like that was even staged.
But why would you stage something like that?
How gross.
They have to, that you don't have any natural instincts at all, except for to cringe everybody out.
Yeah.
She's got to bring people over now.
And how's she going to do it with that?
Don't.
And I'm going to tell you something.
I'm just telling you point blank, man, as a man, that's just like Hillary was a turnoff.
She's a turnoff.
Psycho ex-girlfriend.
You want to hear a woman that's not a turnoff and how she acts and she's well-spoken?
Listen to Tulsi Gabbard.
Oh, she's fabulous, isn't she?
Does you ever hear her screaming like an idiot or acting like that?
Or raising her voice?
It's fake, man.
People are so tired of these phony-ass politicians.
They really are.
It's fake.
You're not really mad.
You're just pretending to be mad.
So true.
It is so true.
I mean, and you're seeing it constant.
It's just ridiculous.
I don't know why they think that that gives them an edge.
I don't know how insecure a person actually has to be for all of that, but it's pretty bad.
Oh, Doug.
You know, Doug, the way he lives in hell.
I bet that man lives in pure hell.
He's like, oh God, if I could only go back to when I was just knocking up nannies and nobody knew the hell I was.
Well, I'm sure he's got them on the dial.
You can't imagine what she must be like to live with right now.
Can you even fathom it?
I can't.
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And right now, when you talk about the fact it's breaking above $2,700 to a record high, you can see that the writing is on the wall.
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And then also, another thing I want to tell everybody about is if you're not doing anything tomorrow, I have got a Saturday show, A Political Rendezvous.
It's Saturdays at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
And tomorrow we are going to be discussing Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Lord, that's going to be a long day.
God.
I know.
It's real.
I'm telling you.
It's real.
It's a real psychotic event.
These people are nuts.
They are insane.
It's unhealthy hatred of somebody for no reason other than the other people told you so.
Exactly.
I mean, the whole thing is so cringe.
When you see President Trump, when he goes into a black barber shop in the Bronx, New York, and he is just himself, and he's greeted the way he is, he can walk into any arena.
People just love him.
And we just sit there and go, all right, this is a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Love him or hate him.
You know what?
This man stands on his own.
I cannot wait to see what he does for the country.
I love the team that he's building.
I love the fact that we're getting away from these creepy old crusty rhinos that have been running our party into the ground.
Mitch McConnell's the one we got to get rid of.
Retire already.
Oh, please.
You idiot.
Get out of here, man.
I know, Kat.
I mean, really?
That's our Senate minority leader?
Really?
After the way he's treated us?
Oh, glitch.
Yep.
Glitch McConnell.
January Sixers.
Has he been glitching out again lately?
I haven't watched.
They're hiding him.
Yep.
They're hiding him.
I mean, they're all probably very close to being very similar to what you see with President Carter, right?
I mean, mouth open in a wheelchair.
They've got AIDS all around them in case they do glitch out.
Same thing with Biden.
Same thing.
They got AIDS all around them?
My God.
Well, they do.
They're constantly surrounded with people.
And there's a reason for that.
Because they know, I mean, Mitch has glitched out how many times, Scott?
You call him Glitch.
Yeah, Glitch McConnell.
He just, I mean, it's the weirdest thing.
He just, like, he's talking, and then he glitches, and then they have to go plug him in, unplug him, unplug him back in.
And he just, and of course he won't leave, even after the embarrassment.
He won't go, you know, he's gotta hold on to power, because he's been there 70,000 years.
My God, when I'm 60 years old, he was an old man when I was young.
Exactly.
I mean, these are the people, and believe me, Nancy Piccolosi isn't far behind all of them.
She's not.
She's in just as bad a shape, if not worse.
I can't handle all her waving her damn arms around like an idiot.
Oh my god.
Well, I have a really hard time listening to her because it makes me nauseous when she loses her dentures or whatever is going on with her mouth.
Yeah.
Because it really makes me ill physically.
Like, I just go, ah, can't, cannot, cannot, ugh, makes me sick.
If everybody don't think the show is growing, we have 116,000 people live on X listening to the show right now.
116,000.
All right.
Everybody's in the mood.
Make that 117.
I love that.
Everybody's in the mood to bring President Trump back into the Oval Office.
And I'm telling you.
That's hard to do live, man.
I'm telling you.
Well, this is exciting.
It's exciting because we've all been on the same team.
We actually have exactly about the exact same people that Kamala Harris had at a rally with Mark Cuban yesterday.
Wow.
Isn't that?
That's hilarious.
Oh my gosh.
Well then, again, if you're not doing anything tomorrow...
Yeah.
If you're not doing anything tomorrow, make sure that you go over to my channel.
It's a separate channel.
Jules Jones Live, a political rendezvous at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time, and we will be discussing more of this whole thing, Trump derangement syndrome.
It will be a blast.
Yeah, might as well do a shameless plug while we're here.
Yeah, shameless.
Twice.
It's 118,000 now.
Is there anything you want to plug?
Wait, your song.
Go ahead, Kat.
I mean, you might as well get it out there.
Oh yeah, our new song's on the pin tree.
Take advantage of this opportunity.
Let's go.
119,000.
We can get 120.
We got one minute.
And that is Crooked Creek with Jeffrey Steele and Angie Aparo.
And so you've got Aparo.
And you've got where you can download it right on.
It's a pin tweet for Cat Turd.
I'm going to drop it into the chat so that everybody has it.
Yeah, the song went number one on Apple videos for a couple of days.
And then we got in the top 10, I believe, of country music charts.
That's so awesome.
Pretty cool.
It was 120.
We did it.
I think that's our new record for X. All right.
During the live stream.
Well, you know, if they have crowds that, you know, the fake canned laughter and everything else, we have our own.
Two can play that game.
Oh my.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day and weekend.
I'll see you tomorrow, I hope.
But in the meantime, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another and we will see you later.
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