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Government vs. Citizens | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 670 – 10/16/2024
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Pick up some wood.
Pick it up.
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Wednesday, October 16th, 2024, episode number 670.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat. How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey. How goes it today?
It's another day in paradise.
Boy, it's something every minute, is it not?
It just never ends.
It really doesn't. This is just wild, this whole entire thing.
But this is what happens, right?
When they screw up and when the whole world knows that they have completely screwed up, they're sitting there.
The party of democracy is going to install a candidate and everything else.
They steal elections and all this other nonsense that they've been pulling with political warfare.
What do you think is going to happen, right?
I mean...
Yeah, their campaign, I mean, they're in free fall right now.
I mean... A lot can happen in three weeks, but not with her because she can't come out and fix it.
So the fact that she can't come out and fit, because the more she talks, the dumber she gets.
And she says, you know, she tells one group, I'm growing chili peppers.
She says another group, four, four, five.
She says another group, hey man, let's go, Jamaica, mom, let's go smell some blood.
It's terrible, man.
She has no idea what she's doing.
So they send out Obama, you know, he comes out of his $28 million mansion in the whitest neighborhood in the world and shuns black men for being black.
And then they bring out old Bill Clinton and he agrees with, you know, that her policies killed Lincoln Riley.
Yes. And so they got the MSM, they got the mainstream fake news media that's got a rating of about 11% and now nobody believes them saying Trump's hiding and he's got dementia.
That's really going to work good because he's like sharp as a tack.
And is doing 5,000 interviews a day.
So it's just, they're just throwing spaghetti against the wall right now.
See if it'll stick. It's a dying campaign.
It truly is.
It is just, it's really actually fun to watch.
But, you know, there was this particular meme video that circled the globe.
And it's from Snicklink on X. And when you talk about how Kamala is a chameleon, I thought this described her perfectly.
Check it out. Who needs personality when you can switch who you are at the push of a button?
Oh, hello, young lady.
Quite a marvelous day, isn't it?
Why does she talk so weird?
Let me play with her. Well, hey there, little nugget.
I'm gonna be the first black female president of the United States of America.
Man, this doll sucks.
Accents which Kamala can emulate any accent you like, as long as it grants her credibility.
Oh, bonjour! You are my croissant!
Merde, American! Guten tag!
Zillie and I brought worst!
Luke, I am your mother.
But wait, there's more!
All new Accent Switch Kamala comes with two bags of campaign money, a blind eye for illegal immigration, and her own multi-laugh 3000 generator.
Laugh in every way possible.
-♪♪ Let Accent Switch Kamala turn your life into a complete circus.
When you give me more money, like Uncle Joey did.
Don't you wear a little mask?
The money's coming. I don't understand.
Oh, excuse me, honey.
I meant to say, uh, the money is coming.
I love ice cream, Kamala Map.
It's Accent Switch Kamala.
And brand new, Tampon Tim.
You know, my grandma always used to say, Kamala, Jono, please wash your hands so we can eat our chicken masama.
It's Accent Switch Kamala.
This guy is so funny.
And I asked him, I said, after I saw it, I said, can you please, can you make a Tampon Tim?
And I was laughing because I thought of you immediately.
You're the one that came up with Tampon Tim.
And that went global.
It's just everywhere now.
I want this for Christmas presents for all of my Lib and Democrat friends.
That's what the plan is.
I hope that these are mass produced.
Because you can't deny what she's doing.
You cannot deny it.
You never know what she's going to get.
It just depends on the script.
She did her hot sauce moment again today.
She does it every day. She's with the black.
You know what I grow? I grow chili peppers.
That's what she told the black group today.
I grow my own chili peppers.
Sure you do. Okay, where do you grow them at?
Right. It's just bizarre.
Yeah. We see what y'all really do in real life.
We see Chuck Schumer, you know, putting raw hamburger meat and a raw piece of cheese on a piece of hot raw hamburger meat and trying to pretend he's grilling.
We see what y'all do. The whole thing is just so crazy.
And they're so disorganized.
And they're watching the whole thing just blow up in their face.
But I have to tell you, Kat, you're onto something with the whole Mark Cuban thing.
Oh my gosh, what is happening to this guy?
He's like morphed.
Oh, did you see my tweet? The thing kind of blew up.
He absolutely did.
They all look like that.
TDS, that's where you end up, right there.
This is it. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I cracked up so loud that people were looking at me like, what's she got?
Rachel Maddow, you could add to that.
They all end up looking like that.
Big dark glasses with black eyes and no soul.
Rosie O'Donnell, Mumsy Culpepper.
Mumsy. Oh, Mumsy.
Yes, is in this group.
TDS suffers.
Your transformation is complete.
He blocked me, by the way, Mark Cuban.
I was ratioing the hell out of him.
That is so funny. Well, he deserves it.
You know, he doesn't even make any sense.
And he's just completely lost.
He's trying to help Kamala out.
And I think he's actually hurting her more than he's helping her.
But of course, he has motives.
You know, he was a big fan of President Trump until President Trump didn't want him anywhere near his administration.
And that's what's happening with a lot of these people.
They thought that they were going to be able to waltz in there and get whatever it is that they wanted.
And President Trump already had ideas for somebody else.
And then all of a sudden they got hurt and they turned on him.
He said, well, fine, if you're not going to have me, then somebody else will.
And that's what happened.
It's really, it's comical because when you start talking about Elon Musk, what Elon Musk did to X after he bought Twitter for $44 billion.
It's amazing! Yes, slashed all of those employees because he didn't need them.
He's going to do the exact same thing with the government.
He's going to shrink it.
They both are. That's on the agenda.
Cannot wait. You've got to bring people, man.
If you can think of anybody right now that's not going to vote, that's registered, and, you know, of course, vote legally.
But if you've got people you can bring, man.
Oh, Granny. I haven't voted in years, but she's registered.
Just say, guess what?
We're going to go vote, and then we're going to the Sizzler Buffet.
Your favorite. That's exactly it, though.
That's what we have to do.
We have to not only get people registered to vote, we have to make sure that they get there to vote.
I mean, that is the most important thing.
So Georgia broke the early voting record day of 260,000 people before it was 130, and everybody said, oh my god, the Democrats are doing it again.
No, man, that's Republicans.
That's right. Going in there and voting early.
Because we're voting early this time, so they don't know what to count and where to count.
They don't know what's going on. If they're going to count them last, you don't know what's coming in.
This is absolutely awesome.
And people are sitting there saying exactly what you're saying.
Oh, look, the Democrats are showing up.
They're ready this time. Uh-uh.
No. No.
Definitely not. It's not who they think they are.
So you've got 252,000.
I do want to tell everybody, so...
They bank so many votes up front when they early vote, and we haven't been doing it until this election.
So there's a lot of places that they were up 250, 100,000 to start election day, but they're only up like 440,000 now.
That is totally death for them in any state.
Now, last time, Florida counted their early votes early, and that was like in 2020.
And so we started 700,000 down.
700,000. It was like 693 or something.
So when they started counting the votes that day, and they had already counted the early votes, Democrats had a seven, Biden had a 700,000 lead, and then it just got erased.
Yep. It just got erased, and then 500,000 more.
They're going to cheat.
They have to have a lot, and they're not doing it this time.
They don't have it. That's exactly right.
They're going to cheat. Don't think that they're not.
And that's why we have got to make sure.
Well, they're going to cheat like hell. If they didn't cheat, they're going to win a state.
I mean, this is going to be massive.
But they know that the American people are wide awake and they are expecting another turnout like we saw in 2016 where you've got people that have never even registered before.
They're just trying to keep up with it.
And people are saying, oh, you know, I'm really worried because they're going to manipulate it if I vote early.
Vote early. Get your vote in.
It is absolutely being recommended for everybody to get your vote cast and make sure that you vote for Donald Trump and J.D. Vance.
This is the biggest election of our lifetime, and you're going to need the time.
Get your vote in and then start bringing people to the polls.
Just get them there. Get them there.
Ready to vote and casting their votes because we can win this and you're going to see a completely different country than we do.
Take three or four people early to vote and take three or four people election day to vote.
Goodness sakes.
I mean, this is huge. You've got this historic turnout.
Approximately 252,000 ballots were cast in Georgia.
I mean, there were only, the previous record was 136,000 set in 2020.
Yeah, and Democrats were only ones early voting.
That's right. But this time the Trump campaign saying early vote, bank the vote.
It's going to be something.
I cannot wait.
You know how good we felt when we were able to beat Hillary Clinton?
Think about how much sweeter this is going to be.
Really. It's going to be just poetic justice.
Camilla Harris is like, she loves black people all of a sudden, doesn't she?
Gosh, she hadn't mentioned them in three years.
In nine months, I hadn't even done anything for the black community, even mentioned blacks.
Everything's about illegal, illegal, illegals.
Illegals, we love illegals.
And by God, right now, she loves those black men.
Although she married a white one.
He loves them. I got a program for you.
Hey, I'm going to give you reparations.
Hey, I'm going to... And they think, you know, this is so racist.
We're going to legalize marijuana.
I know. We're going to legalize everything.
Anything you want, just tell me.
And you notice they say, what about reparations?
Well, that needs to be studied.
I will study that.
When they say that, that means they're not going to do it.
They're trying to dupe people into thinking they're going to do it.
She's going to study it.
I mean, what is there to study, honestly?
Yeah, I'm going to study that.
There's nobody on Earth in the United States that was a slave, and there's no slave owners in the United States, just so everybody knows.
That was 159 years ago.
Or she could pull a Gavin Newsom.
Seriously, my governor, you know what he does, right?
He'll go ahead and sign a bill, but say, there's no money to fund it.
That's his trick. Because they've already spent all of our money.
We don't have money to give to these bills or to these programs.
So he'll say, oh yeah, let's go ahead and get that passed.
But there's no money there.
How ridiculous is that?
That's what we're dealing with here.
But I heard Charlemagne had a real hard time with this whole thing.
I heard his audience absolutely backfired.
Like, you are a complete and total sellout.
Yeah, every comment, 15,000 comments were all negative.
Nobody likes this lady, man.
She is the equivalent of 60 grit sandpaper on your nutsack, this lady.
I mean, damn.
It's true. It's absolutely true.
I mean, this is what we're dealing with here now.
I don't understand.
She's hard to listen to, man, and she changes.
You never even know what she's going to say. Oh my God, she's terrible.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
All she's doing is getting up there and lying, but these comments were just amazing.
She's saying that if Trump's going to put all the people he disagrees with in the camps, she's saying that.
Well, is that any different than what, you know, Jean Pierre has been saying this entire time?
Every single time she gets up there on the mic, she lies.
Biden too. They are compulsive liars.
And then they've got the media that will never call them out on it.
So they're not concerned. They're not worried.
No one's ever going to fact check them.
We had a debate. And the only person that they were fact checking was President Trump.
And he was the one that was telling the absolute truth.
And then all of a sudden, days later, it's kind of like when they, with a newspaper, you know, they'll go back and they'll say, all right, correction made, and it'll be on page 26.
That's the equivalent, right?
A retraction here, okay, a couple days later when no one even remembers what that was even about, it's over by that point.
That's exactly what's happening here.
Crazy. I don't know.
The pandering is just sick.
But it's like we're living through Hillary Clinton again.
I mean, it has all of those same markers of her campaign.
It's wild. It's wild to watch.
In fact, there was somebody else that called it out, and they were saying the exact same thing.
I mean, really?
And you dumbass Democrats don't even know you don't get to vote anymore.
They pick your primary opponent going all the way back to Hillary.
What happened to Hillary, man?
Bernie was gaining momentum.
He was going to beat her.
That's right. And then he was gaining momentum and they were like, my God, he's got a chance of beating her.
So what do they do? Hey, Bernie, I know you're a communist and everything, but would you like a new beach house?
Sold! Right. Sold to the highest bidder.
I'll take a mountain house and a car and then I'll drop out.
So that was your only choice.
And then Biden was like in eighth place.
Our tenth place at a ten candidates, and lo and behold, all nine candidates that were ahead of him in the poll dropped out in a week, and you didn't have any choice.
You had to pick them, and this time you didn't get to pick.
And you're like, we're saving democracy.
You don't even get to vote for your candidate, you dumbasses.
They have no idea.
Brain-dead brainwashed zombies.
But they're waking up.
I mean, people are waking up as a result of this regime.
Watch this clip. This was great.
I think it's touch and go right now.
I see shades of the Hillary Clinton campaign with the arrogance of a Democratic Party out of touch with the electorate.
It's true. They're making absolute fools out of themselves.
It's just the page is turned on fake news and kabuki theater tricks.
And that's all they have.
And they're trying everything.
Like right now, who's that dumbass CNN girl?
We care about his cholesterol.
We want his cholesterol.
What is his cholesterol?
America wants to know.
Oh my God. And here we've had Biden for how long?
Imagine voting somebody if they got cholesterol.
Well, if he'd just take some Lipitor and get it down, I'd vote for him.
But these people are insane.
No, no. And you know what?
They can't pull that after what we've seen with Joe Biden.
Joe Biden couldn't even walk down the stairs.
He was falling up the stairs.
There's no way they can pull that card right now.
And they know it. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
It's completely laughable.
Look at President Trump's schedule.
Kamala Harris, they thought they were going to be able to hide her.
And that did not work. It absolutely did not work.
People came back and said, no, no, sorry, she's going to have to speak.
And then they threw her out there, and that was one of the biggest mistakes that they could have made, was having her speak.
I mean, just so far...
She is dumb. She has the IQ of butternut squash or something.
She's an idiot, man.
She just, I mean, she's a, yeah, dumb.
We gotta get double dumb on her.
She's the dumbest...
It's odd she's an idiot.
They'll always be dumb.
I mean, seriously, if they're going to fall for this.
She's in trouble because, like, you know, Trump can...
Who's the most powerful voice for Trump?
Trump, right? So there's nobody that can out-trump Trump.
There's nobody that can draw a crowd like him.
He is a juggernaut.
He's a warrior. He's just like this...
Iconic martyr almost.
I mean, he's like bigger than life now, and he's the one that goes out.
And he's the man, I don't care what room he walks in, it can be full of stars, it can be full of politicians, and everybody's going to turn around and see what Trump's doing.
And here's the opposite of Kamala Harris.
She's like this, just like, you know, nobody cares, nobody's watching.
She walks into, when he walks into a McDonald's or something, unscripted, no actors, It's just like Elvis walked in there or something.
People are screaming.
They can't wait. And then when she walks in, of course, nobody cares.
It's like when Joe's at a party.
Nobody cares. No charisma.
Nobody likes her.
There's nothing to like.
There's nothing to like about her.
There's nothing to like about her husband who hits and slaps the shit out of women.
And knocks up nannies. He's a woman beater and a nanny knocker-upper.
You ever hear the quicker picker up or he's a nanny knocker up?
Well, I guess it's a thing here in California because, I mean, Schwarzenegger, right?
I mean, he was the exact same thing, same way.
I don't know what that theme is, but it's kind of bizarre.
The whole thing. Yeah, but Arnold's nanny had the kid.
He looks just like him. Looks exactly like him.
I mean, a clone. There was no way he was going to be able to get away with that.
He's going to be in Predator 5 soon, probably.
But I mean, there's no way he could have hid that.
Do you realize that?
With as much as he resembles Arnold, there is no way.
Yeah, the nanny comes up and there's like this 6'6 guy, looks like World Mr.
Olympic, looks exactly like Arnold, huge muscles.
I'm the nanny.
I'm the nanny. You're not my dad.
He comes up to Marie, you know.
I'll be back. When you go get your mom, I'll be back.
There was no hiding it, man.
It was like a clone. Oh, there's no question.
And she reminds me of Skeletor, so he definitely didn't take any of her genes, so you know it was the nanny, right?
I mean, come on, really?
Back when she was in her prime and was supposed to be real pretty, I thought she was ugly back then, so, you know.
Well, she's doing everything that she can to stay on the...
She's a Kennedy? Exactly.
She's one of the ones that turned on...
Junior, of course, because they're just terrified of that alliance.
But it's going to be amazing.
And that's the thing. This is what I'm telling my friends, too.
I'm like, look, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Seriously, you want to be able to cast your vote.
This is going to be the most amazing experience the next four years and then what happens after that as a result of what they are going to do.
When you talk about innovation, when you talk about hope, when you talk about all of the things that make America great, think about with all of these great minds coming together, Elon Musk, you have Kennedy, you have Tulsi, you have Vivek, you have all of these different people that are coming together.
J.D. Vance, who we see as a future president.
I do anyway. And you see all of this stuff coming together.
It's like, why not?
Go for it. This is huge.
Kamala, you're going to get the exact same cackling hymn that you've had for the past four years.
That is all about all this stuff that doesn't matter to the American people.
It's not serving you in any particular way.
We have an opportunity right now.
A great one.
And we'll clean up all of the messes that these people have made.
It's gonna go against the grain of course.
I mean all of these people when they shrink the government They are going to completely flip out.
But they should accept that and move on with their lives because otherwise they risk being investigated and they should.
This whole thing with what they did with President Trump, this political warfare, it needs to get to the bottom of.
We need to see it.
We need to see an end to what this was all about, who coordinated it, who all was involved, all of that stuff.
And those people need to be tried and they need to be tried for treason.
Absolutely, they do.
Yeah, Liz Cheney was caught up into the witness.
Yes, she was. Coaching the witness.
Isn't that just something else?
Well, we knew it though, Kat.
We were talking about it then.
That's why she's working so hard against Trump, because she knows she's in trouble if he gets in.
Oh boy. Watching the...
I mean, Dick Cheney was the devil.
For so many years. I mean, even worse than Bush.
And to watch them like, oh my God, we love Dick Cheney now.
And Halliburton and everybody.
All of them. These people are hilarious.
Yeah, that's the dingbat that testified that, you know...
He was driving the limo, and he said, I'm not going to leave.
And he jumped up the limo driver and turned into Chuck Norris and kicked him and turned into 007.
Wasn't that ridiculous?
And the rock, and then kicked them all and then grabbed the steering wheel.
We're going back. I can't not be president.
And then she testified that.
And yet she was coordinating with Liz.
Were you there? No, man, I heard somebody talk about it, though.
Yeah, exactly. I mean, it was just completely set up.
So Liz Cheney was communicating with Cassidy Hutchinson without Hutchinson's attorney's knowledge.
And this is completely unethical.
And Harmeet Dillon has been posting about how unethical it actually is.
So, of course, in the months prior to Hutchinson's explosive private and public testimony, Cheney communicated with Hutchinson, both directly and through an intermediary, Alyssa Farah Griffin, who isn't she one of the few girls?
Interestingly enough.
While Hutchinson was representative by her attorney, Stefan Passatino, the select committee conducted six transcribed interviews of Hutchinson in total.
You had Passatino, who represented Hutchinson for the first three interviews, and this is according to the oversight committee, and it was oversight chairman Barry Loudermilk who was able to obtain the Think about that.
Lordy, mercy. I mean, it just keeps...
They get away with anything.
If that was Trump doing that, they'd put him under the jail already.
Wow. I mean, this is something.
And we knew it was just a complete fabrication.
We absolutely knew.
But you want to talk about a whole bunch of people that were very nervous during the Kennedy funeral for Ethel Kennedy.
I mean, nobody knew how to respond to President.
Watch this. Again, Mr.
President, Mr.
Mr. President, how perfect for Evel to have three great presidents of the United States speak with us today.
No reaction from Joe Biden.
None at all. The only one that responded to President, because of course you have Clinton and all of his history, is Obama.
This, to me, was very telling.
And that was Piglosi, of course, at the mic doing her thing.
Mr. President, Mr.
President, Mr. President.
And boy, if you don't think they're using that as a campaign...
Democrats always use a funeral as a campaign stop.
Always. They certainly do.
I mean, all the time.
I mean, they really do.
Remember when John Cain, like...
Had like 75 funerals.
It just went on and on and on.
Like he was the president or something.
Oh my gosh.
You know, this is just this whole group.
They're just about as bad as they can get.
They really are. I mean, right when you think that you've seen the worst of the worst, you just, no.
And I'm sorry, I'm correct.
I need to correct myself. That's Alyssa Griffin who is on The View.
This is Farrah Griffin who gave the text.
Griffin and Griffin. I got them mixed up.
Yeah, it's going to be an interesting ride.
I just cannot wait until we start investigating these criminals, because it needs to happen.
I cannot wait until the shoe is on the other foot.
And you know who's mentioning it the most?
The lamestream media. They're constantly talking about what President Trump is going to do when he gets into office, kind of like they did with, of course, Hillary Clinton.
They promised that if Trump got into office, we were going to be in World War III, That we were going to have all of these issues.
We were going to have a horrible economy.
All of the things they warned us about happened under them, not under President Trump.
But this Act Blue situation?
This is just heating up.
This is going to be an interesting story.
I mean, we've known that they've been using money laundering as an avenue in order to keep these fools in office, but this is a huge—this is about to break.
Wisconsin GOP consultant files bombshell lawsuit over fraudulent use of information for ActBlue finance money laundering, a.k.a.
what they are using to refer to it as smurfing.
So it alleges nearly 400 incidents of identity theft to make fraudulent donations to Democrat campaigns.
It has been filed in Wisconsin in the circuit court.
This is a huge deal.
Some individuals that were accused of this fraudulent scheme include, you'll remember these names, Soros-funded Fulton County District Attorney Fannie Willis, Soros-funded Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg,
Democrat Senator Tammy Baldwin, Democrat Senator Raphael Warnick, and Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice, and that's Janet Warren, So we know about this.
The first person that really uncovered the massive scheme was James O'Keefe when he went door to door trying to verify these donations.
This is huge cat.
Yeah, so this was just announced.
This is gonna make your blood boil.
Uh-oh. President Biden just announces another 425 million security aid package for Ukraine just now.
Are you kidding me?
Not hurricane victims.
Ukraine. Wow.
I can't stand that country anymore.
I can't stand to hear the name.
I can't stand that Zelensky.
This is something else.
I'm sorry. I hate the name.
I'm just so tired of our money going over there when we've got hurricane victims here.
Let's send it to Ukraine!
Oh, this is awful.
Look, y'all have big houses.
Well, and not only that, I mean, you've got all of this flooding that just took place and now it's starting to get cold there.
And you're talking about a real serious situation.
They haven't even addressed the hurricane victims fully yet.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
And they're going to send more money over to Ukraine?
That just lets me know that they know the writing is on the wall and they're going to funnel as much as they possibly can.
To keep everybody on that side quiet.
It's a money laundering scheme.
We know that. So they want to just go ahead and score as much money as they possibly can.
And then make out like bandits.
Because it's not going to happen under President Trump.
And they know it's not going to happen under Elon Musk either.
With him looking in to bring in all of that money.
And saying, no.
We're not going to give this away.
That makes me sick.
That makes me absolutely sick.
425 million security aid package for Ukraine.
screen.
.
Do you know what America would look like with all the money they've sent to Ukraine?
Yeah, they've sent like 300 billion dollars over there now.
Boy. Unbelievable.
It's sick, is what it is.
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I want to try the mushroom.
That's my idea of a good time.
You know, I take all those teas.
Kat, you never even commented on the tease that I sent you that does this for, you know, for swelling because I hurt my shoulder and this for, you know, brain activity and this for whatever.
I'm, like, all about this stuff.
So the fact that they've got a mushroom...
It's nice to be in LA and go pick up that stuff, but where I live, they got Lipton.
Within 50 miles of here.
Oh my gosh.
Well, see, our problems will be solved.
You're like, hey, this will really help you, man, buy some screw-scrow root.
Exactly. Well, devil's claw.
Sweet devil's bra.
High-rooted tea brand.
And it'll make you sleep like a baby.
Oh yeah, where am I going to get that?
That's where I live. I could go in any store and ask for that and it'll laugh.
Well, see, and this is going to solve our problem because now we've got this mushroom blend that's going to make us all even smarter.
So I'm excited about this.
I mean, hey, this will be something that we can actually agree on.
The mushroom blend is going to be the one that I try first, but that's what they have.
It's to boost your brain is what they claim.
I'm willing to try anything, especially with all this nonsense that we have to deal with that just dumbs down Americans all day long.
I swear the news media has just gotten worse.
I don't know how they could even hit a lower bracket or the bottom even more.
You ever thought you'd get 15% off something by typing in cat turd?
Bet you never thought about that a year ago.
I bet a lot of people did not think that that was ever a possibility, but yes.
Or the I love cat turd and walking around in public with it, right?
It's nuts. It's taken off like crazy.
It always will. Oh, and here's the thing.
We have got a special guest.
We're doing an extra 30 minutes today because we have got Paul Stone who's going to join us from the Colonial Metal Group.
We're really excited to have him on the show.
And he's going to discuss all kinds of options about what's going on and what's happening with money and where to put it, what to do with it, all that stuff.
So we're really looking forward to having him join us.
And telling us about Colonial Metal Company Group.
So we're excited.
That's going to be an extra half hour we do today.
We've been doing a lot of extras lately.
A lot of extras.
Lots and lots.
But wow. This whole thing is wild.
I mean, you've got inflation that is just out of control.
I mean, look at what's happening.
Americans are spending more under Biden-Harris than they have in decades.
There's a reason for that.
Inflation. No one can save.
You don't have savings like you did under President Trump.
People keep asking me, hey, why don't you move out of LA? Well, it takes money to move.
Lots of money to move.
Yeah. And you gotta have somewhere to go.
I mean, think about this.
If you're going to move to another state, you've got to go there and look for a house in another state.
That ain't cheap. No, it's not.
It's not like you need to look online.
Right, and just buy something sight unseen.
Good luck with that.
Well, the past four years, a $100,000 income is now only worth $83,000 per year.
That is a whopping 17% decrease in value in just a four-year period in which Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have occupied the Oval Office.
Can you imagine what four more years would look like?
We're going in reverse.
There's nothing progressive about this.
Scary. That's what people are going to vote for.
When they go to the polls this time, they're going to be voting for America, for Americans, for their families, for their livelihood.
That's what's on the ballot.
If you're happy with the last four years and how you've been doing, then you're going to continue on that route.
If you want change, if you want to go back to thriving, which is what people were doing under President Trump, making sure that our borders were secure, They're actually trying to help you.
The other ones are actually trying to hurt you for their own power and their own donors, and they don't care.
They will bring in 50 million people to live with you, unvetted murderers and rapists, just to gain power.
You have to be a moron to vote for these people.
You hate your family.
You hate the country. I don't know what it is.
You'd have to be a moron to vote for Kamala Harris.
She's not smart enough to run a donut shop, people.
She is a total puppet.
She don't know what she's doing.
None. My God, she's an airhead dingbat moron drunk, for God's sakes.
It's ridiculous.
I don't know who would ever even vote for something like this.
I really don't, but there's some scary things that are happening to that.
She gonna meet with Putin? Oh, that's gonna go well.
God almighty, people.
This is serious.
This is an idiot we're talking about.
She didn't even get a vote.
They put her in there. Installed.
Obama just wants to continue on, and then he's going to berate everybody that doesn't vote his way for his puppet.
No one wants to vote for Kamala Harris.
No one even knows who she is.
She didn't do anything when she was in office the first time.
The last three and a half years, no one even heard a peep from her.
She was supposed to be the border czar, and you saw how that worked out.
She claims that she sat in with the Afghanistan withdrawal.
You see how that worked out?
Yeah. Nothing has worked out for the American people.
She's too dumb to have it work out.
It's true. But this was interesting.
I mean, and she's just pandering now.
It's the craziest thing.
Remember she said she washes her collard greens in the bathtub?
My God. Where do you get them from?
Are you growing them? She's just out of her mind.
God. I swear, I really do believe she's on something.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Oh, she's totally drunk or, you know, she's doing wine with Xanax or something.
It's weird. I mean, it's beyond weird.
But you've got a government that's just absolutely paving the way for her, and they're going to do everything that they can to make sure that she gets it.
I mean, but this pandering stuff, I mean, who finds this attractive?
Or who would actually vote for this?
I mean, much less just put up with it in conversation.
You did that shit to me, I'd vote against you.
Sure. Automatically. Absolutely.
Look at this. I just love the saying, Detroit vs.
Everybody. Because, you know, I was sharing with some folks when I got to Howard, when I went to college...
Coming from Oakland and my immediate fast friends were from Detroit.
So before I even knew anything, I knew about like Cass Tech.
I knew about it. And I just feel a kindred spirit whenever I come to Detroit.
Okay, first off, she did not go from Oakland to Howard.
She came from Canada.
She's claiming here that she went from Oakland to...
I can't even understand what she says.
She's so stupid. She is.
They think she is, too.
You can just see it. I mean, there's a lot of things people can try to hide, but that...
But this whole thing, you know, we've been warning people about what this government is up to, and they're terrified.
So the Pentagon just issued a federal directive allowing military to use lethal force against Americans as a video resurfaces showing Kamala fantasizing about weaponizing the DOJ against U.S. citizens.
What in the world is this?
This came out yesterday.
So you've got DOD Directive 5240.01, DOD intelligence and intelligence-related activities, and defense intelligence component, assistance to law enforcement agencies and other civil authorities. All of a sudden, you've got Kamala Harris from May of 2019, where she's talking about weaponizing the DOJ against speech the government doesn't like and the platforms that
In the meantime, one month before A very close presidential election, right?
I mean, close in the aspect of, if you consider the cheating that they're going to try to do, they issue this?
Defense intelligence components to use lethal force against American citizens if requested by state or local law enforcement in an emergency situation?
Emergency being what?
Yeah, and they're the ones saying Trump's going to put you in camps.
Wow!
Kat, this is frightening.
It's crazy.
Well, I mean, it just goes to show you that they're going to do everything that they can to steal this election.
That's why we've got to make sure that we make this too big to rig because they know that the American citizens are not going to put up with another steal.
They know that based on what they're seeing in the polls, what they're hearing people say.
We've got a real situation here.
Good lord. Unbelievable.
I mean, just when you think it gets worse, it does.
We're going to pull out everything in the next three weeks.
It's going to be nuts. Every single day it's going to be like this.
Every trick in the book.
There's no question. But there was some good news.
And it's one that, and I know you want this doggy.
I've seen you post about him.
But the Florida man that left that little dog who was tied to a fence post in rising floodwaters ahead of Hurricane Milton, well, he's been arrested.
I'm happy to report.
Good God, who could do that?
Just tie a dog to sit there and drown on the fence.
God, why would you just let him run free?
Exactly. If you're gonna do that, my God!
Oh my gosh.
I mean this little dog, he was found frightened and soaked as officers approached and captured it in a heart-wrenching body cam footage and they released it in Florida and I'll tell you what, Florida has very tough penalties for something like this for animal abuse but you can watch exactly how this whole thing shaped up.
You've got the state trooper who pulled over when he saw the dog.
Call 013-13-265-64. Fuck.
Go ahead.
It's okay buddy.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
Oh my gosh.
It's okay. Yeah, he's afoot from drowning.
Can't move. I don't blame you.
I don't blame you.
It's okay, buddy. It's okay.
I am sick over that video.
Sick over it.
Who could do something like that?
He was in Tallahassee, which is only about an hour drive from where I live.
Well, I heard you put out a post.
Has he been adopted? Yeah, everybody said he was adopted already.
Oh. Good.
Well, I'm sure he's going to have a great home.
That's horrible. I can't imagine somebody ever doing something like that.
And look, you could barely see him.
He's out there in the pasture somewhere.
The fact that somebody spotted him...
If you're going to abandon your dog, at least let him lose so he can go hide up in the hurricane or try to find food or find a family or something.
Something. I mean, if you want to abandon him, why would you even chain him to a fence?
I know. In a ditch.
And we love our animals.
I mean, that is the thing, especially on this show.
I mean, my gosh, anybody would have taken him.
I would have figured out where to put him in my small little apartment in Hollywood.
I would have had three.
They would have wondered what this monster was, because mine are only four pounds, so three pounds, three and a half, almost four.
But yeah, that's just sick and cruel.
And I hear he's like, just when he was rescued, there were these beautiful pictures of him.
And he just looked as happy as he could possibly be, because he was in better hands, better care.
I just keep getting all these different stories.
You know, he's famous.
He'll have no problem finding a good home, but...
Yeah, I would have taken him here.
I know you would have.
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Yes they do. And they had sent me some they sent me like a I think it was like a blueberry, these treats that were like blueberry waffles.
Yep. This is them.
Where are they at? Right here.
Yeah, so Monkey loves those suckers, man.
God, she loves those things.
Oh, how cute.
Yep, so every time I give it to her, I have to put Wiggles separate because she'll steal Wiggles.
Of course. Why not?
Wiggles has got a game where he spits everything out you give him and then he wants her to try to get it and then he grabs it real fast.
Oh my gosh.
I love that.
Monkey loves those things, man.
I'll tell you what, they love their treats, and I'm trying to get mine to walk without leashes and all of that stuff right now, because they're city dogs, and so I'm having to use commands.
Treats are babysitters. Yes, they really are.
They are very beneficial.
I need to get you in your room.
Here's a treat. Get into your crate.
I need to come over on the porch for a minute.
Here's a treat. Yeah, they don't do anything for free.
My dogs are a nightmare today, by the way, my God.
What happened at the ranch?
You said something happened.
Well, it's just, my day started off with, well, so my day started off with Petey at 3 in the morning going nuts because the wind was blowing about 40 miles an hour and he was scared, so that happened.
So I've been at the dentist all day because Wiggles had jumped up and hit me in the damn mouth.
So hard it chipped one of my front teeth.
Like the whole corner came off.
I thought he was about to knock me out.
His big watermelon head hit me.
He was just jumping up trying to play with me.
And so I had to go to the dentist and get that fixed all day.
It's just been one of them days since the time I got up.
Oh boy. But everything's soft.
Everything's fixed. There you go, Kat.
See? I got her fixed.
Yeah, there's no way, especially me too.
I can't walk around with a front tooth chip.
I can't do it. I'd be in that chair in two seconds flat.
No question about it.
Believe it or not, we got a good cosmetic dentist where I live.
I didn't have to drive 100 miles, which is rare.
That's great.
This company sent me some treats and they love them.
I buy treats all the time.
Sometimes they love them, sometimes they don't.
But boy, Monkey really likes that blueberry one.
That is so cool.
Well, you know, mine is, they're all about treats.
They love them. They will do anything that I ask them to do when it comes to a treat.
That's all I have to do is just act like I'm even getting one, and I've got very attentive dogs.
With the cutest expressions on their face, like, what do you want us to do?
Do you want us to roll over? And all of a sudden, they start doing their little tricks for me before I even ask them to.
They just start performing, and I'm like...
We've got a bunch of little circus dogs here.
But that's what poodles were.
So it just makes sense.
I think this is funny though.
The fact that they are even questioning President Trump's fitness.
What is wrong with these people?
It's everything. They just can't keep up with him.
They know that he is winning 100%.
And the fact that she's just trying to counter with legalism.
The more they call him fit, the more they say he's a criminal, the more they do everything.
It's just like people are just rolling their eyes now.
They're just like, oh my God, enough!
They overplayed their hand with this lawfare and it's backfiring, just like we said it would.
It really is.
I mean, it really is like nobody's business.
I'm laughing because when you start talking about the fact that she wants to legalize recreational marijuana, pandering much?
This is the younger crowd.
When you've got Obama, who they stroll out there to try to get people excited to vote.
He did the absolute opposite.
That bombed.
It's all blowing up on them.
Then you've got, of course, here you have CBS News, New York Slimes as I like to call them, doing all of the bidding.
They have this post that they put out here and Trump War Room says, wow, you guys are bigger morons than we thought.
Fact, no surgeries happened under President Trump.
The first took place in 2022 under Kamala.
Fact, Kamala has long supported taxpayer-funded sex changes for prisoners and illegals.
President Trump never has and never will.
They actually put this whole thing out.
CBS Trump campaign has spent millions on anti-trans ads.
Well, it's because for a reason.
And then you've got the New York Slimes who says under Trump, U.S. prisons offered gender affirming care.
That's a straight up lie.
The Trump administration's approach, they said, is notable in light of a campaign ad that slams Vice President Kamala Harris for supporting taxpayer funded transgender surgeries for prisoners and migrants.
This is insane. They just, like I say, they're just straight up lying now.
That's how desperate they are.
But they've been lying. That's all they do is lie.
It's straight up lie.
Yeah, constant. They have nothing else.
Their record paints a completely different story.
These people are criminal.
But it's all done on purpose, I mean, and by design.
We know that.
If, I mean, if that was your candidate, what would you do?
She's the worst candidate you could have ever even asked for.
They're desperate and they're trying something different every five minutes and it looks desperate.
It does. It looks forced and it's fake.
And then, I mean, what are you going to do?
Like I said, you can always put out Trump, man.
He can draw 100,000 people.
And it looks like, you know, look how popular he is.
With her, you just...
And she's giggling, and she can't stop giggling.
Quit giggling, man. Nobody takes you serious.
I mean, you wouldn't go on a blind date.
And your date sits over and giggles for an hour.
You'd be going like, check, please.
Exactly. Get me out of here.
It's like, do you talk or do you just giggle?
I mean, you've got her on video where she's talking about gender-affirming care for criminals.
President Trump has even put these ads out there because it's her talking about it.
And this is for prisoners, which I hope that Bret Baier tonight talks about when he's interviewing Kamala Harris.
You would certainly hope so.
I don't know how that interview is going to go, but it's definitely...
They're going to try to help her.
It's Fox News. Well, Bret Baier, sure.
Nobody's interested. Everybody wants to see her do an interview.
Nobody wants to see another, you know, edited, pre-recorded tape.
It's just like people are tired of it.
Nobody's interested in that. Trump goes into the lines then every day to say he's hiding is such a joke.
He did such a great job yesterday with Bloomberg.
I mean, I sat there and watched that twice.
It was so good.
He put them in their place like nothing I've ever seen before and really kind of left laughing about it.
Reminder, we've only got four minutes left, and then we do have an extra half an hour, but I'll be on Monica Crowley's podcast for a half an hour tomorrow.
I'll be recording it at 10am, but I don't know what time.
She told me she'd let me know what time they're going to release it or whatever.
I'll let you know. Fun.
So it's not live. It'll be recorded.
It's not live. Okay.
I think we're about the only ones to do live.
I know. Nobody wants to chance it.
Nobody's got the balls to do it.
I don't know. I think they're a lot smarter than us.
No pressure if you mess up because we're in your whole life.
Anytime. Say one wrong thing ever and your life's gone.
Oh, that's right. And you know what?
We never edit this show.
We never even try to cover it up.
And what it is is what it is.
And that's just... Yeah.
Sad. Sad. Really sad.
But this is what I want to know about.
And I kind of tagged Brett Baer about it.
The yacht killer inmate got taxpayer-funded sex changed with Kamala Harris's blessing.
This absolutely happened.
This is a thing.
She used our taxpayer money to ensure that this criminal got a sex change so that he could go to another jail, he could get into another situation, another prison.
So this was a transgender woman convicted of...
Killing a couple to try to get money for her sex change ended up having the procedure covered by, guess who?
Me, California taxpayers, thanks to radical policies backed by, of course, Kamala Harris.
So this was the notorious yacht killer who was born John Jacobson, Jr.
He now goes by Schuyler D. Leon.
Who is currently serving life without parole after initially being sentenced to death for the slaying of Thomas Hawkes, 57, and his wife Jackie, 47, in 2004.
You can thank Kamala about all of this and I would love for him to ask her about this.
What would you like him to ask her?
I just like, I can't stand Brett Bauer or her.
I don't even know if I'll watch it.
I'll probably just watch the highlights tomorrow or something because I just don't care for either one of them.
Yeah, it's pretty difficult.
I can't listen to either one of them. But I mean, this is typical in California.
I was really surprised they even ran anybody from California knowing what they all know now.
About how my state has been running to the ground.
How many people have left as a result of these policies?
This is frightening stuff.
I mean, it really is. I'm just going, okay.
We're all just supposed to act like, you know, this didn't happen.
Just continue to just fund all of these policies.
She just can't even get her answers right.
She can't answer simple questions about why she is qualified to even run for president.
That was a major bomb.
She can't even answer what race she is, much less.
She changes accents three times in one sentence.
I mean, who does something like that?
She's a fraud, man.
She's a total phony.
Every day I keep thinking, you know, she's going to get it together.
She's really going to have this whole thing figured out, and then it just doesn't happen.
She's too dumb. She can't.
She don't have the brain power.
I know it. This is just wild.
I mean, her cornbread ain't done in the middle.
You know what I mean? Well, this is what happens, though.
I mean, Kat, when they install somebody, this is how it goes.
Every single time.
I don't know.
I just think at some point people are going to go, enough is enough.
There is no democracy here.
But it looks like we have got our fabulous guest who is going to join us.
Real excited about having Paul Stone here with us today.
This is going to be a lot of fun.
Paul, are you there?
Yes, can you hear me? Yes, we can hear you.
Great. How are you, sir?
Great. I'm well, thank you.
How are you? We're doing just fine.
Welcome to the litter box.
Thank you. It's my first time in one.
We promise it'll be painless for the most part.
Pain's okay. It's the smells that might get to me, but...
That's right. We try to keep it clean in here, don't we, Kat?
Well, I do anyway. This has been a crazy season.
I mean, we have been sitting here going, all right, so what's next?
What is the next shoe that is going to drop?
It's hard to even keep up with it all.
I mean, watching this whole thing play out in real time has just been a real treat for everybody because, you know, the conspiracy theories have been right.
The theorists, they've been right every single time.
And when we talk about preparing and making sure that we have all of our things in order, I mean, this is where somebody like you comes in because we don't know what's going to happen next and the volatility with everything.
It's got everybody on edge.
Yeah, I would agree. And, you know, I would counter a little on, we don't know what's going to happen next.
We do. The script's been written.
It's just got a lot more flavor to it than the scripts that have been written exactly like this one in our past, human history.
So what is your advice for people?
I mean, when you start looking at what's going on with the markets, when you start looking at what's happening, of course, with Bitcoin, which is one crazy, you know, new development.
It's been around for a long time, but it's starting to get a lot more attention.
I mean, gold has been a cornerstone, a resilient asset strategy retaining its intrinsic values since around 550 BC. In the event of some major financial crisis, gold inherent worth is undeniable.
In what scenario, what intrinsic value does cryptocurrency offer?
Well, if we're going to compare precious metals to crypto, the comparison is easy and it's just what do you want to marry up to?
So the cryptocurrency only lives in the electronic world.
Gold and silver lives in the analog world.
So if all your troubles are in the electronic financial world, departure from that environment for something that is outside of that zone Would cause one to think that they're relying on less.
They have less dependencies on other people and other things working right for them to have access to their money.
We saw recently with that failed update, if that's what it was, and trains in Europe and airports were locked down and different companies were having struggles with operating because of a dependency on something that has to do with a computer.
It has to do with some person sitting at a keyboard messing up a software update.
You don't have any of those dependencies in precious metals.
Now, where they're similar is the squeeze play.
There's only 21 million Bitcoin.
Now, people can scream as loud as they want.
There'll never be more, but there can be because it lives in...
It was created in the Internet.
It was created in the technology world.
So if there's 21, there can be 42.
There can be 84 million Bitcoin.
And each time Bitcoin would have, just like a stock, Then the value would drop.
You cannot do that to gold and silver.
The world is struggling like hell to find it.
That's it. And 70% of the Earth's covered by an ocean where you're never going to go looking for it.
And so it's truly limited.
Limited literally by how much is in existence and you can't make more of it.
So that's another unique piece to gold and silver that's different than crypto.
So tell us a little bit about your background.
Tell us how you got into all of this, where you came from and all of that.
I mean, our audience is very key.
They're very smart and they know what's going on.
We've heard a lot about Bitcoin lately.
We've heard a lot about gold and precious metals and everything else.
What sets Colonial Metals Group apart from some of the other people?
I came into Precious Metals with a recommendation of an old friend of mine.
I have been in sales explaining things.
The trueness of being in sales is explaining the benefits of something and how that product or service would improve someone's comfort or capabilities or retirement savings.
The one great thing about gold and silver from all the other things that I've worked with is It's what society has used as money for thousands of years until 1971.
So it's literally money.
It's literally the only thing that is money.
Truly. Everything else is an invention or a creation by man.
And when you look at how you can then step forward and truly help people that already want to move their money into gold and silver or some portion of their savings, then you realize something beautiful about humanity.
That courage doesn't live within the human being.
Courage is outside of us.
If it was part of our DNA, we wouldn't have a word for it.
So because we have a word for it, and all the tens of thousands of conversations I've had with folks for a long, long time since, you know, starting early back in 06, a lot more in 08 and 09, and then really seriously in 2014, I've been staring at this for a long time.
And what I've learned in talking to so many wonderful people The discovery isn't about convincing or telling people to own gold and silver.
The discovery is in how my brothers and sisters on the other ends of the phone are in need, just like everyone, like most people, to find a little courage sometimes.
And so because of that awareness that I have, and I've explained that that's the focus of every phone call for anyone who works at Colonial Metals Group, that's what sets us apart.
We truly get what those phone calls are about.
They're not necessarily anymore about the headlines or how things are worsening.
Everyone who has saved money is smart enough to understand it's worsening.
And they understand that moving their money to precious metals secures their savings.
They've never done it before, and that's where courage comes in.
And so that's where we live in the glory of helping others, truly.
It's true. Here's the thing.
I own Bitcoin. Okay.
When Bitcoin first came out, I bought some because I was like, okay, this is kind of fun.
And a lot of my friends were buying it and I saw it go up, but I've never actually seen it.
I've never actually felt it or anything else.
With your particular product, is it a material?
I mean, does it materialize?
How does the whole thing work?
Well, some investor, a bunch of people, right, look into setting up a mine and some workers dig in the mine and they find gold or they don't.
And the gold that's found makes it to mints and the mints turn it into coins and bars.
And then we help people understand, you know, whatever might be best for their goals or their intentions.
And then that their funds transfer like a currency exchange, their dollars transfer into ounces, those ounces shipped to their home.
Or to a depository based on what the person prefers.
So if someone has a big chunk of money and makes them uncomfortable to think about all that sitting in a safe or a couple safes at home, have some at home and the rest in a depository nearby.
Depositories are free of everything, free of the financial system.
And one unique feature to depositories is assets held within those walls are held off book, which means they are not part of the depositories financial picture like you would experience with your money elsewhere.
That answers your question, Kat.
That's the number one question I get, is like, physical gold or not physical gold?
Only physical. No more dependencies.
No more, oh, I hope these certificates are worse.
Oh, I hope that company will deliver when it needs to.
Oh, I hope that... No, no, no, no, no.
This is the time to cut free of all...
So the one thing about gold and silver, there's a term, it has zero counterparty risk.
That's awesome. And it's real.
I can say, okay, so Paul, I want to see my gold.
Can you send it to me? And I can sit there and have it in my safe at home.
Or you're saying that you can put it in a vault for me.
Yeah, a depository.
Not a safety deposit box, a depository.
And they're generally in states that look favorably upon gold and silver, like Texas, Idaho, North Dakota, Utah.
Those are the most popular depositories that people like to use, take advantage of.
Well, it's really funny because when I told Kat that we were having you on the show and we were so excited because we kind of put this all together all of a sudden.
And he was like, you know, that is the one thing, that is the one investment that he was interested in and knowing about how it works to diversify.
Because you don't want to put all of your money in one thing or in another thing.
You want to be able to kind of spread it out because one minute you're going to have gold and silver that's really high.
And then the next minute you're going to have stocks and then your stocks may collapse and you still got your gold and your silver.
And it's actually a material.
Right. Because most everyone's money is in this, right?
Right. This is a revolutionary cannonball.
Obviously not fired. It would be all messed up.
But this is from the Revolutionary War.
This is made out of metal. See that.
Makes a sound when you drop it on your desk.
So if you're in gold and silver, you're in something real.
When you're in this, it might be a great ride.
Might be a great ride for 10 more years or 10 more minutes.
But when we look back at history, which is where we started, when I said, well, we kind of do know what happens, because here's two things that don't change.
When Einstein says the mind that creates the problem cannot possess the solution, it's devoid of knowing what the solution is, then you look at the government with that ethic.
So if they're the ones creating all the problems, they don't possess the solution.
So the trajectory of the course we've been heading on continues southbound.
Eventually, Southbound runs into something that's a very hard stop.
It's called zero. It's called bankruptcy.
When bankruptcy happens, then everything everyone thinks they're worth melts back to a realistic level.
One way to visualize how inflated things are is the next time you go to the bank or an ATM. I know it's hard to request $1 bills from an ATM. So go to the bank, get $33.
Go home, spread them out on the kitchen table.
That's how many dollars in 2024 It takes to equal the buying power of a dollar from the 20s or the 60s or the 80s.
That's what it takes. $33, $1.
Your dollar today is worth three cents.
So even though the paper still says one and it's got a pretty tough guy picture of George Washington on there, when you think about When you think about the government creating money out of thin air, it's killing the buying power of that paper.
So when that reaches zero, the game is over.
And just remember what Einstein said, the mind that creates the problems cannot possess the solution.
So the government isn't going to bring the solution.
There's no one at the Federal Reserve pouring over some blueprint left by a superior race in an Egyptian pyramid 15,000 years ago that someone discovered six months ago on how to turn all this around.
It's really true. Now you feel alone.
That should help you clarify.
Clarity is power. So if we can clarify what the situation actually is, we don't know the day it all goes to hell in a handbasket, do you really want to wait till that day?
That's what I try to help people understand.
That's how I empower others.
We don't have to decide for you.
People can decide. They just need to look at things clearly.
Unless you're Nancy Piglosi, of course, where you can go ahead and get into stocks and know what's going to happen ahead of time.
We don't have that luxury.
We have that luxury when we look at precious metals.
When we look at, oh, did we invent reserve currency status?
No, England was before us, before them France, before them the Dutch, the Spanish, the Portuguese, and the Romans invented it.
They invented dominance, financial bullying around the globe.
We're just the last one to hold the handle.
But as it slips away, social unrest everywhere, weakness everywhere, war everywhere, strife and frustration everywhere, people pointing fingers at each other everywhere, blame game, no one takes responsibility for anything, we're all distracted and confused everywhere.
Those are the signs of you being at the end.
And it's insane to manage it because we got the greatest flag that ever flew, that this could happen here.
But it's just a math problem.
And math doesn't give a damn about your feelings or your hopes and dreams.
Math is math. It's the one language that cannot, it is impossible to tell you a lie.
When you look at the math story, we're right there.
We're right there where all this goes up in smoke.
I'm not making a prediction.
I'm just looking at the math.
And if you've never had physical gold and silver, there's something magical about it that's not even math.
The first time you get it, you just can't quit playing with it, and then you'll go back and hold it again.
There's just something magical about it the first time you get it.
It's true, and I'll tell you what's magical about it.
I'm not kidding. You're on to something.
It's not from the earth.
So this is what I've – because I've looked into this.
It's such amazing stuff.
It's boring to a lot of people, but it's amazing stuff.
Gold was created, the precious metals were created and rare earth minerals from two colliding suns.
So imagine our sun smashing into another sun.
And from that are created all these elements and lots of other stuff.
So now you've got these elements floating around space and they're crashing into stuff if they happen to hit something.
And when they hit the earth before it had an atmosphere, it was buried down into the surface of the earth.
So the gold and silver you hold on your wrist, on your finger, your ears, or in your hand is older than the planet you're standing on.
That's neat. I like that.
You'll keep going back to your vault and grabbing it and just playing with it.
I swear, I'm not kidding.
There's something magical about gold and silver just holding it in your hand.
I don't even know how to explain it, but it's true.
I'm glad you're sharing that.
It's true. That's what happened to me.
And so then when you start thinking Oh my God, gold is truth in money.
You can start, if you were to make some paper wafer lenses out of gold and look through them instead of glass as eyeglasses, right?
You start seeing all the falsehoods in our financial world and our world all together.
Then you start thinking, oh my God, what would an artificial fake energy source create in humanity?
Who would create this?
It's artificial, even artificial monetary energy swarming the planet.
So it gives you the illusion of strength, like every supermarket shelf is chock full.
Every gas station has gas.
Everywhere you go, you have instant access to everything.
That's not normal.
It's certainly not routine.
Then you say, well, when did it all change?
And when my book comes out, it'll explain that.
But what's explained about the last 53 years since Nixon took the moon away from our financial world, the moon keeps the oceans from forming 200-foot rogue waves.
So if we didn't have a moon, we would have never met.
You wouldn't ever be able to sail the oceans, ever.
We'd be all out on one landmass and whoever was here was here.
But we would never mix unless someone finally invented flight.
So when Nixon took the gold standard away, he took away our financial moon that regulated things in normalcy and kept us pinned into reality.
So for the last 53 years, we now are living in a falsehood, a fake financial world, because it's created by an energy just like that hurricane, both of them, but the really bad one, Helene, which is similar to my wife's name, by the way, so I make jokes about that sometimes.
I'm sure she loves that.
So that hurricane and any hurricane, what's it doing?
It's drawing on a resource for a temporary period of time, just like our government.
It's drawing on this printed money, which is going to be temporary, measured now by it losing about two pennies a year.
So eventually the resource, this massive $1.4 trillion a year annual payroll, government-sized government, is drawing on printed money.
When that resource is over, the storm is over, and we get our country back.
Well, and you're seeing them print like they've never printed before.
You have Elon Musk who is up there saying constantly, look, we're headed for bankruptcy.
We can't continue it.
Absolutely. We've been bankrupt since 08, 09.
But printing the money keeps us from feeling it.
The more money you print, the less you have.
And that's what's happening.
I mean, look at our value of the dollar overseas and all of the other money markets.
It's just crashing and burning.
Yes. And we punish the rest of the world with inflation when we print.
You see, at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, and there's a few on the NYMEX, the New York Mercantile Exchange, we set the price for commodities in our dollar.
So every other country of the world has to climb into the dollar Only the euro and the British pound and maybe there's a couple of currencies that have a better exchange rate into the dollar.
But 97% of all the countries in the world have to struggle to get into our dollar and then buy copper and buy milk and sugar and wheat and coffee and all that stuff.
So while we print to fill in our financial holes, the government can never come to us and say, we have some financial holes back in the 70s or the 80s when they were a ton smaller.
Now they're unsolved.
As the government decides to print money to solve our problems for tomorrow, the rest of the world suffers.
And they hate us for it.
Absolutely. I mean, it's really interesting because I live in California, so we have problems with our fire hydrants, for example.
Because people will go in there and they will steal the metal in the fire hydrants to put them together.
Yes, that was happening.
It's California, you know.
It's California. I live there.
I live there. They steal catalytic converters, right?
They steal copper out of the walls on construction projects, right?
That's just a sign of suffering.
That's just a sign of people suffering.
It's a sign. It's just a symptom, right?
We don't need to get mad at symptoms.
We need to track them back to the source.
What's the source? Nixon is the original source and every government group You know, in Washington ever since that decided to never just face the truth.
Remember, they actually can't see themselves creating the problems.
When Kamala comes out and says, I'm going to give parents six grand for a tax credit.
Great. So the government goes without some money.
What are they going to do? They're going to print the money they went without.
What's that going to do? It's going to cause commodity prices to go up.
Oh, well, what will that impact?
Well, that'll impact the parents you just gave six grand to because now it's even more expensive for baby formula.
Just in 2014, it cost 224 grand to take a kid from newborn to 18 years old.
Today, it's almost half a million.
And that's not static.
By the time the kid is 18, you may have spent $750,000 to raise a child from 0 to 18 years old.
That's inflation. That's the government printing money.
It's the same thing as when I used to sneak sips of whiskey from my dad's liquor cabinet as a teenager and backfill it with water.
He didn't have too many parties, but eventually he had one and I got in a lot of trouble.
I didn't get my driver's license until I was 17 because of that.
Oh my gosh.
Because he didn't have any whiskey.
He had dirty water. That is hilarious.
Yeah. So when you dilute the money, you kill the potency of the money already in existence until eventually all you have, which is pretty much what we have today, is dirty water.
Again, the dollar's worth three cents.
So if you have a million-dollar home today, you really have a $30,000 house.
Yeah, just divide it by 33.
Population's only grown by 40% since 1971.
And a home back then was 17 grand.
And the average salary was nine.
So it won't cost twice as much of an annual salary.
You can't buy anything for that.
That's a used car.
Yeah, that's gonna break down a lot.
Today, that home is $440,000.
But we've only increased the people in the country who could stand in a line at a mortgage by 40%.
Let's say we double that.
That means a home today is 40 grand.
40 grand. Not 440 grand.
So what's that from? The government solving problems by printing money.
Why do they have to print money? Because the baby boomers retired in 97.
What's that mean? 60 million workers at peak earnings left your workforce and went on to the cost side.
Couldn't they see that coming?
Mm-hmm. But they're politicians.
They don't have the guts to come to the American people and go, you know, in like 15 years, a lot of people are going to start retiring.
We need to invite people here bad, fast.
We need to qualify them, we need to interview them, but they need to come.
Or you're going to end up broke one day and all your investment ideas and everything you think you're worth is going to end up in flames.
Unless you're in gold and silver.
Or unless you're Ukraine.
If you get gold, how does it get delivered?
By what means? Privately.
I mean, you know, UPS and FedEx, but in nondescript boxes.
Or it's a vault transfer, because we vault at the different depositories, so it would just walk across the vault floor from our account to yours.
And you can come out of it anytime you want.
And if you had to, you'd ride a horse to the depository and get your gold and silver.
No one's standing between you and your money when you're in precious metals.
They're just standing over it.
They're guarding it. That's really something else.
That's really cool because I like the fact that I can see it, I can touch it, I can feel it and I know it's there and I know it's mine.
I just have something about that.
Whereas everything else kind of seems like it's a pie in the sky and it's unrealized and it's so vulnerable just depending on what's going on with the government at that particular time.
It's just too volatile. Yeah, here's a visual.
Your money in gold and silver in a depository in Rio de Janeiro is closer to you than your money around the corner in a bank that closed.
Goodness sakes. And you cannot trust this government.
We don't know from one second to the next what's going to happen around here.
I mean, every day. It turns out we could never trust the government because they don't tell the truth.
Einstein said they're just creating problems.
They're not truthful. And you look at these symptoms like Nancy Pelosi is a symptom.
You have to pass it to know what's in it.
You know, well, I work with these people, so I just happen to know what's going on.
I made some investments from that.
It's not insider trading.
Okay. It's a joke.
Obama excludes Congress from Obamacare.
They never can actually tell the truth.
They exclude themselves from everything.
But they're at the helm.
We're in the state rooms.
Some are in the engine room.
Some are doing housekeeping. Some are in the kitchen.
But they're driving this financial vessel.
Because they have the ability to create money out of thin air.
So now you start to recognize, oh my god, I have to get off the ship.
It has to crash. Math says it has to crash.
Rome crashed, Spain, Portugal, the Dutch, the French, the British.
And imagine the British drinking in their pubs, laughing at the thought of America taking over for the British Empire.
It's happened, because it's a math story.
Wild. Well, we know that gold has been a medium of trade for thousands of years.
It's been valued its scarcity and enduring demand as a reliable store of wealth.
Its intrinsic value has made a timeless asset.
You have Bitcoin, on the other hand, it derives its value from an artificial scarcity.
It's capped at 21 million coins.
Both gold and Bitcoin have both grown predictions for the future.
So in your opinion, which is more speculative, gold or Bitcoin and why?
Bitcoin because of the dependencies.
I don't know if I'm ever going to get to use it at the grocery store, right?
And you could say, well, you can't use gold.
Well, you can if you have to.
But you can't go shopping at Walmart with stock in Walmart.
I can't protect my home with stock in Smith& Wesson.
Right. So when I look at the dependencies, is it possible that Bitcoin goes to a million and gold goes to 5,000?
Okay, you made more money in Bitcoin.
But because we don't know how it's going to be proven out with a government that's probably going to suck hard into AI to control the people around the world, and a crypto dollar falls nicely into the surveillance state that we are definitely moving toward, I don't want to be in the electronic gambling world about how it's going to go.
I want to bet on something that I know how it went.
Gold and silver went well.
In financial crises and when governments lost reserve currency status and when I just wanted to make sure my money stayed mine because it's at my elbow in a safe at home or a couple safes.
I always recommend if you're going to have gold and silver at home, have two safes.
One the bad guys can just run off with if they heard you had some gold and silver and just have a few, you know, coins in there and, you know, some cash.
So they're like, all right, because the thing they want to do is just leave.
And the real gold and silver is in a safe buried under a heap of clothes bolted to the closet floor.
Yeah, it's like going to Tijuana here in Southern California.
And I know it sounds nuts because it is sounding nuts.
We live in a touchscreen age.
We live in a financial video game where we've forgotten.
Look, two weekends ago, I went on a solitary hike, slept on the ground.
All I took was six protein bars and two big bottles of water with me.
I ended up without enough food and without enough water.
I slept on the ground. I'm like, oh my God, we are so far away from how life actually works.
It's really true. And that's not a judgment.
It's just an assessment. Gold and silver is how money always worked.
And people can say it's very inflexible.
Oh, yeah, it is. And that's what keeps things right size.
And that's what keeps your million dollar home from one day being worth 30 grand.
It's all inflated.
It's the giant inflation game.
And it feels so great.
It's so easy. Things are so immediate right now.
But that's drawing on an artificial resource, creating money out of thin air.
When that resource is exhausted, so is what you're used to.
Exactly. That's why I was using my Tijuana example, because when you go across the border, you're like, all right, you always have to make sure you have that backup, right?
Because if federales decide they want to shake you down, then you've got to have that.
You've got to have something to pay them off with, because that's just the way it works over there.
I went golfing down in some part three hours south of the border once, and we got pulled over, and it cost us $200 to not have to go into town and pay the ticket, and it cost $200 to get out of Mexico, and we got pulled over again.
That's exactly the stories all over the place.
Same example. They see us coming right when we cross the border.
They're like, okay, we've got some right there.
Well, what about the inflation part, the part of inflation hedging strategy?
What percentage of my overall portfolio will be an ideal target to allocate to gold?
This is where I explain I'm not a financial advisor and I'm not a trained economist.
This is just what makes sense to me.
I just say, if we look at true inflation, the cost of stuff for you and me, because they don't measure it that way anymore.
They're looking at some economic equation that just tells them whatever it tells the central bank.
I mean, Federal Reserve, it's a joke.
It's about as federal as Federal Express.
Right. So the Central Bank of the United States, right?
They're looking at whatever they're looking at.
You and I, that consumer price index, is supposed to be telling us how far a dollar goes, how good of a job they're doing.
And that inflation rate's been about 8% since the turn of the century.
8%. Which is horrific.
So you take advantage of the ride if you earned enough money to throw some money into real estate or to the investment world.
And then you start looking at where does this inflationary game end?
So there might not be much money printing capability left for inflation to continue on much longer.
The dollar's at 3 cents.
You're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
What if I said the headlines tomorrow are going to be that they miscounted all the oil in the world.
It's actually water. And only 3% of the world's oil reserves remained in the ground.
How fast would economies stop?
Exactly. What would that last? Six months?
Oil would be $10,000 a barrel.
You wouldn't even be able to get it out of the ground.
So do you understand that resource of the dollar comes before buying oil?
It's a resource. It's an energy.
It's already now at three cents.
So it's losing two cents a year.
It's worth seven tenths. And this isn't a prediction.
It's just following the average.
It's worth seven tenths of a penny next year.
There might not be much more of a long run where inflation continues to harm the American family before things go bust.
My position is look at where your money is located.
There's four locations for your money.
There's cash in a safe at home, so physical cash.
There's the real estate world.
There's the financial world.
And there's the vault. There's a depository.
Four locations.
Three of them depend on the dollar to succeed.
One protects you from the dollar when it can't.
That's what I suggest people look at.
Where do you want your money located before this really gets worse?
We're still in the headlines phase.
We're going to be in the events phase when the dollar can't be printed like it would.
So then you say, well, what's this stuff about Fed now?
Why is the Federal Reserve dabbling in some cryptocurrency transactional system?
Yeah, because the Federal Reserve doesn't do business with us.
They do business with banks and giant companies and politicians and countries and stuff.
Why would they need a transactional system that runs 24-7?
Oh, I guess it's because they're going to change our currency.
Well, of course. They've already done it twice.
In 1933, they said, gold's not money anymore.
Turn it in. That was the government, again, harming you.
And just before that, they had taken their run at prohibition.
So just more great ideas out of the government.
In 1971, Nixon said gold doesn't have anything to do with the money anymore.
It's just the paper.
So this would be the third currency change in less than 100 years when they switch us to a federally-issued crypto dollar.
And I'm tired of people talking about a digital dollar.
We already have that. It's called Visa.
It's called MasterCard. Yep, and you've got people that are leveraged to the hilt on all of that as well.
So what can you offer our listeners today with Colonial Gold?
I know we've got all kinds of goodies that some people may even be able to qualify for up to $10,000 in additional silver to their account.
Tell us a little bit about that and we'll wrap this up because this is wonderful.
A lot of people are curious and I know they're going to call today to find out more about it.
You know, it's...
So consider it like a discount.
We're giving you 1% in free silver for every $1,000 you move into precious metals.
It's just to try and help people think, okay, this is someone looking out for us, someone thinking about us.
We understand that sometimes people need a little incentive.
The beauty about all this is people already want to do this.
They've been wanting to do this probably since Biden walked into the White House in three more weeks.
You may not like the candidate headed to the White House in January, and you'll probably want to do it even more.
Right. Even if Trump does win, you can't stop the printing press.
So that and a free safe, we have different sizes, and they're waterproof, fireproof safe.
So they're heavy, and they're carried into your home and set where you want.
And they'll take the box and all the stuff away.
So a free safe and some silver to sweeten your transaction, which is essentially 1% on every thousand dollars you work with.
That is awesome.
Okay, so everybody can do this by going to freegoldguide.com slash LB or they can pick up the phone today and they can call 1-800-889-0887 and they can talk to one of your representatives and they'll explain how the whole process goes depending on what they're going to do.
This is a fabulous idea.
I'm going to do this myself by the way.
Thank you. Yep. You'll call and talk to someone similar to me, knows what they're talking about, and cares.
So I've always said, look...
I want to talk to the president or the CEO. Is that okay?
I'm just kidding. There you go.
You got him here on the horn.
You got it. How could I miss that one?
I'm so sorry. Of course.
Of course. But we do listen.
That's what I learned early on when he asked me, you know, what separates you from other metals companies.
I learned early on, if I'm pushing and shoving, yeah, I'll move some gold and silver every month.
But if I actually give a damn about the person on the other end of the phone, I'm going to move tons.
That's what I learned. That's one of the things I learned.
Well, it looks like we already have your first customer here, and that is going to be cat turd.
What a way to go! I'm so interested.
He is. He's been talking about it for quite some time.
I mean, this has been something that he's brought up several times.
Like, when are we going to get a gold person?
When are we going to get a gold company here to talk to us about it?
So this is awesome for us and awesome for our listeners.
So thank you so much for joining us.
And we're going to send everybody your direction.
Remember, that's Colonial Metals Group.
It's 1-800-889-0887.
Freegoldguide.com slash LB and you will be able to talk to a representative over there and find out how you can get yours today and you can get started.
This is great. Thank you so much, Paul.
We appreciate you joining us.
And I'll post this on my Twitter account, everybody.
Yes. Thank you.
He's got tons of reach over there.
So everything Cat does, I'm telling you what, it's the funniest thing.
You want to talk about turn to gold?
I've never seen a turd turn to gold until Cat Turd.
We're going to turn turds to gold.
We're going to do that here.
Oh my gosh. That's about what the dollar is today.
It's toilet paper with a face on it.
It really is. All right.
Well, thank you for joining us, Paul Stone.
Thank you. We really appreciate it.
And you also have a substack, too, where people can go and they can join?
Yeah, absolutely.
The last article I wrote was about a month ago and I just can't write another one to replace it because it just spells out the pain the American family, the American individual has been feeling for a long time.
And it shows the grotesque ascension in asset values climbing and corporate profits climbing while household income has just barely eked higher.
And it just kills me.
And I just want it hanging out there so people can see.
This is what your government has engineered.
We don't necessarily have to spend a lot of time hating on an individual.
It's a groupthink that is dense and inept and cannot solve these problems that they're creating.
I wish they would all just resign.
I wish they would come to the podium and go, God, we've done a terrible job.
We're all just resigning.
The country's yours.
Please hold some new elections.
But that isn't going to happen.
So we have to act.
We have to take action ourselves.
We have to understand that where our money is located will likely dictate how we experience this eventual financial crisis that will come when the resource the government's drawing on to keep us from feeling it is exhausted.
Well, we're going to fix that.
We absolutely are going to fix that.
Thank you so much, Paul.
I appreciate you joining us.
And we will be in touch very, very soon.
Hopefully, you'll come back into the litter box.
Yeah, I will. And next time, I want someone to, you know, poke a little fun, maybe.
I know this is so serious.
You know, Todd's always telling me, you've got to try to, you know, smile more.
And I'm like, this isn't the happiest news to cover for people.
It's not. I know.
It makes a lot of people really nervous.
So I was loving when I heard that there was a comedy element to the show, and I thought, well, maybe someone will poke fun at me somehow, and we'll all get a good laugh.
So next time, right? Now that we've gotten to know you.
Now that you said that, next time it's going to be hell for me.
That's right. Get ready.
I love it.
Capter doesn't hold back.
What's that say? If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing most of the fun in life?
That's it, too. That's absolutely true.
All right, Paul. Well, thank you so much for joining us.
We'll get everybody on the phone.
1-800-889-0887.
Freegoldguide.com slash LB. And we'll get our group over there talking to some of your reps.
Thank you so much for being here.
Thanks for having me. We appreciate it.
Thank you. I'm blessed. All right, everybody.
So here we go.
We are going to go ahead and wrap this whole thing up.
Anything else you would like to add there, Cat Turd?
No, just see you guys tomorrow.
Absolutely. You all be safe.
You be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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