All Episodes
Previous Next
Oct. 2, 2024 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
01:01:12
China Tim | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 659 – 10/2/2024
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
So, let's get started. So, this is the first one. So, this is the first one. So, this is the first one.
So, this is the first one.
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Wednesday, October 2nd, 2024, episode number 659.
Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show.
You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat. How are you?
Hey, hey, hey. Wasn't that fun last night?
Good grace. What an annihilation.
Oh, I loved every single minute of it.
It was absolutely fantastic.
And as predicted, J.D. Vance, he just absolutely nailed it time and time again.
Everyone now understands why he was President Trump's pick.
And he just absolutely served it up.
I thought he was awesome.
Three girls against one.
And he still won.
He did amazing.
And it was the most ridiculous thing.
Every time they'd ask Tim Waltz something, yeah, you said you were in China during this and that.
And he's like, oh yeah, well I'll come from a middle class family.
He was doing the same thing she does.
It was ridiculous.
It's just goofy, wide-eyed lies.
He's talking about... We're good to go.
Yep. That's an idiot, man.
And you know what? The memes just did not disappoint.
They were just absolutely fantastic.
And President Trump was over there memeing on his page, just having a ball, just enjoying every single last bit of it.
But I'm telling you something, J.D. Vance delivered, and I really haven't known too much about him up until the point when President Trump picked him.
And boy, do I love what I see.
I think he is absolutely fantastic.
And I think you're going to start to see a shift, not only just people in general, but it gives us, after President Trump, and after these next four years, we could have Eight years of J.D. Vance.
And I would be good with that.
I would be more than happy with that.
So, you know, I was wanting Ben Carson, but we were both okay with J.D. Vance.
Right. But I didn't really...
I said back then, you know, I follow Florida politics statewide, and I didn't really know much about him.
I really absolutely just didn't know anything about him, so...
You know, I trusted Trump with the pick, but I never really got to, like, see him in action really well until last night.
And, man, he was just, he had the right tone, demeanor.
They couldn't get him. It was three on one.
They were, I mean, you know, of course, you know, them two women make you never, ever want a woman president as long as you live just listening to them.
Exactly. And then, and it was just like, he just owned him, you know, methodically.
It was almost like the perfect debate, and I was really impressed.
It was just a slaughter.
It really was.
It just gave me hope, and it made everybody really look silly, especially the moderators, especially the lamestream media.
Made them look like fools.
Easily. I mean, he handled them all with ease.
And he would just set them up.
And he knew exactly what he was doing.
He was calm. He was confident.
You know, he spoke to where people could understand.
He didn't go off like Waltz did and just start babbling into the weeds to whoever would listen.
I mean, that was one of the things that even the lamestream media did.
CNN picked out was that he had memorized all of these one-liners, and then he got them all confused.
He was having a really difficult time.
I know he was nervous, but my gosh, I mean, he just, he really bombed out, in my opinion.
He looked like a clown.
I mean, all the facial expressions, and it was very distracting.
Yeah, he's just, he's cringe, man, and he just lies about everything.
I know. He was trying to overly, you know, overcompensate and it just absolutely failed.
Big time.
There have been so many incredible memes.
I mean, I have just been laughing so hard because they, as memers always do, and this is a battle that we win over and over again.
My gosh, I mean, they just, they bring it every single time.
For example, this latest pick is so funny because this is really the state of the Democrat Party.
Check it out. Did you see that?
On the arrows are Kamala and Waltz.
You've got the Democrat Party and they're going, what are we supposed to do with this?
I mean, really?
You can't get any worse than these two.
It's impossible to.
It's a Jim Carrey moment.
I mean, how can you talk anybody into these picks?
You can't.
And then there was this one.
I love this one. That one was from Dre Fanzer.
And then this one is, of course, from NotPasso, who is another fabulous account.
But when you had those exchange and then that little smile, this one that's on the screen right now with his head tipped, you know, he just had a field day with this one and basically captured it, I think, better than anybody.
I mean, the whole thing was just awesome.
Watch. Donald Trump was thrilled.
He was a proud papa on that whole thing.
I know I was.
I was like, I'm so glad I'm on the winning team.
Finally! Now, we won't be able to find that with the rest of the rhinos up there, but these two and a couple of others that are starting to surface that are actually coming over as, you know, former Democrats.
You've got Kennedy. You've got Vivek.
You've got all of these different people.
Tulsi Gabbard. You've got a whole new group of people that are emerging, and they are the superstars, and they will be the stars of the party.
Well, it's a group of people who's actually trying to help the country.
They're not trying to just do this for power and be like Kamala Harris going to fundraisers with stars and then reading something five minutes at FEMA headquarters and then not even caring anymore.
People are tired of that crap.
Oh, I'm just so thrilled.
These people don't give a damn. These Democrats, they don't give a damn about anything but power.
And I mean nothing. No, they don't care.
They don't care if you die. They don't care if these people are up in the mountains dying.
They don't give a damn.
Only thing Camilla Harris wants to go to more star-studded parties with the big stars.
That's all she cares about. It's like all Democrats.
Well, that's all this is about.
This is Hollywood. Hollywood needs an edge.
Hollywood needs to re-enter the scene because, see, they isolated and got rid of their entire base.
The people that used to watch their movies, they've now abandoned those fans because of all of these years of...
Orange man bad and going for these liberal policies.
I mean, they became political. It was their biggest mistake.
I can't watch a movie with any of these stars in it or listen to a song based on some of the comments that they've made.
I can't either. They just ruin it, you know, and you like some of these people your whole lives just because you like some of the movies they're in.
And then they go out and they sound like these idiot I know.
Well, we should have named today's show Tenement instead of China Tim, but Tenement Tim, because it would have rhymed a little bit better.
But my goodness, as things are heating up, we talked about it a little bit yesterday, the House oversight confirms that Tim Walz has a long-standing connection with Chinese Communist Party.
We talked about the fact that he's been over there over 30 times, spent his honeymoon there.
And then he tried to get up on the stage, and he tried to explain it, and he completely failed.
I've never seen anything as bad as that.
I mean, he just couldn't explain it.
I mean, he started off okay, and then boom, he was so nervous he couldn't do it.
Just word solid.
Yes. I mean, I thought, okay, he's probably calmed down by now.
This is going to be a nice debate.
And when he was asked...
This is what happens when you've got J.D. Vance, who's been doing 15,000 interviews a day, going into hostile territory, going to CNN, going everywhere they hate him, just like Trump.
And doing press conferences and answering real questions and going out and meeting real people that nothing's staged.
You're not hiding from the press.
And then when this happens, and then you got old Ding Dong over there, Tim Dummy, Tampon Tim, he has done nothing.
He's hid this, that, planned, staged.
And then when it comes time, this is what happens, because you haven't had any practice, you haven't done it, and you just look like an idiot.
Well, and your policies.
I mean, let's not forget what happened under his watch.
I mean, the whole city was burning, and he was just sitting there watching it burn.
His wife says that she loves the smell of burning tires.
I mean, how in the world do you come back from something like that?
I don't understand. I really do not.
These two are just the biggest Marxists I've ever seen.
And right when you think it can't get any worse, it does.
And I'm so happy. I'm here for it.
I truly am. I mean, Donald Trump, like I said, was on a complete and total rule.
Here you've got Donald Trump posting this one last night.
I need a VP dumber than me.
You got Obama. Well, then he gets Biden.
And Biden says, I need a VP dumber than me.
And he gets, of course, Kamala Harris.
She says, I need a VP dumber than me.
And what you got?
You got Tim Walz.
Yeah. There were so...
And let's don't forget Kamala's husband just, you know, got busted.
They're slapping the shit out of his old girlfriend in public because he was jealous she was talking to somebody.
Wow. You know, and they're parading him around.
The nanny banger. Old nanny banger is a hothead, too.
He likes to beat up women.
Exactly. And they're parading him around like he is the new, you know, the epitome of male.
It's really gross to see.
He is if you like males that slap women around and impregnate their nannies and cheat on their wives.
He's the perfect male.
That's what you like. Well, you know, they're sitting up there acting as if, like, he's the guy.
And it is awful to watch.
And they're parading him around.
I mean, like, he's the model feminist.
And so you've got...
And I love that it happened, especially to Paskanky.
Because you know how I feel about Paskanky.
And she's not saying a word.
Kamala Harris is not saying a word about it.
I mean, what can she say?
Oh, yeah. This is my dude that I thought was just, you know.
She can't even talk anyway.
She's so dumb. I mean, God, she's an idiot.
Wow. She literally can't.
She just can't talk. She can't.
There's a reason they're hiding her.
I mean, Biden, they hid.
Biden. Biden, you know, when he was her age, he could talk.
He just got, he's old and demented.
But, I mean, he wasn't too smart, but he could talk.
At least he could pretend to be smart.
But she's just dumb as a box of hammers.
Boy, it's bad.
It's really bad.
I mean, the fact that they've been, I mean, this is what they have been trying to use.
They've been trying to use him off as like, you know, their alpha male that's able to take a backseat.
I mean, that's how they betrayed him.
And it has completely backfired with not only knocking up the nanny, but then slapping his ex-girlfriend around.
And there are three witnesses that actually saw it happen.
Think about that.
And he's also, listen, they're saying that his alcohol situation isn't so great either.
No wonder they're the perfect pair.
Apparently he was wasted when it happened.
Would make sense. I mean, I don't know anybody that would hit anybody else.
I certainly would distance myself from anybody like that ever in my life.
I've gotten really drunk a lot in my life.
Never. I've never slapped everybody around.
Exactly. There's no excuse.
It's just not.
If you have a few drinks and you slap a woman, then you'd do it if you didn't have any drinks.
That's not an excuse.
Oh, man. I would never hit a girl, but I was drunk.
That ain't how it works. Yeah, so, you know, we've all been wondering and trying to speculate what's wrong with Kamala.
Well, apparently, you know, it's the juice.
Because that's where they are.
I mean, Kamala Harris's husband, Doug Emhoff, forcibly slapped ex-girlfriend for flirting with another man in a booze-fueled assault after date to star-studded gala.
I'm sorry.
There is absolutely no excuse for this.
And they're parading him around like he's some kind of find.
Like, oh my gosh, this is what you want.
This is the guy.
I mean, look, Johnny Maga put this one up and it's at underscore Johnny Maga.
And he says, it's absolutely hilarious how Doug Emoff is basically sent on a campaign trail to call Trump a misogynist and a woman hater.
Today it was revealed, of course, that he forcibly slapped around his ex-girlfriend in addition to cheating on his ex-wife with their nanny.
Listen to what he says when he's out on the trail.
A guy, well two guys, who actually not only don't trust women, but are literally running on a platform of authoritarianism and misogyny.
That literally should be their slogan, because that's what it is.
So you want people who literally are outwardly misogynistic in their policies and the way they talk about women and the policies in which they've already enacted and have talked about enacting?
Or Kamala Harris and Tim Walls!
It's completely binary!
Good night.
Good lord. I know, and then you've got Gwen Walls.
Yeah, I say one thing as a liberal. I say one thing, you know, while I'm over here knocking up my nanny, cheating on my wife, and I'm over here beating the hell out of another girlfriend in public, slapping her down.
Man, alive.
Said he slapped her so hard it turned her whole body around.
That is sick, you know?
I mean, but you've got Gwen over there cheering him right on.
You know, I mean, this is what this guy is.
I notice he don't go slap any dudes around.
Oh, of course not. But when he's on camera, I mean, let's not forget, he's all lovey-dovey.
I mean, you remember how he was with Jill Biden, right?
I mean, he's a real ladies' man slapping around women like that.
What a jerk. Absolute jerk.
Anybody that brings him up to me, that's all I'm going to remind them of.
They're all lowlifes.
Every one of them. Just the worst ever.
What kind of example is that?
And it's hard to believe that anybody can be more weird.
And it's, you know, in all that, J.D. Vance, and he's the one that really said Tim Waltz all the time, is weird.
And then to actually, that's all a lot of people heard until last night.
Then they watch them both back and forth.
Everybody got to see who was the weirdo.
Boy, he was so cringe.
Oh my gosh. You know what? All I was sitting there doing was...
He was so distracting with all of his different facial expressions that I just...
It was so fake. I was thinking to myself, okay, so obviously he was on loan.
The acting coach was on loan from Kamala because you can't get this cringe unless it's taught.
And both of them just reminded me of each other.
Even some of the things that he was saying reminds me of what Kamala says on the regular.
I mean, it was just memorized verbatim.
But my gosh, you just couldn't.
I mean, just when you thought it was just at its wrecking point, it got even worse.
I mean, the very first question, the expansion of Israel and its proxies, and then he just babbled on, babbled on, didn't make any sense.
He had no idea.
It's true. I mean, he just couldn't get it.
And Deflect is just like, yeah, how, you know, were you in China during the uprising?
Yeah, well, first of all, I was born in this little town and we rode bikes until, you know, until they turned off the lights and they just babbled on for like three minutes about nothing.
Had it made any sense about, yes, you lied.
And then he called himself a knucklehead.
Here he is.
I mean, that was just too perfect for words.
I mean, she basically, she just said, okay, so let's talk about this.
Tim Walz has asked why he lied about being in China during the Tiananmen Square massacre.
And he says, I'm a knucklehead at times, many times.
I will talk a lot.
I will get caught up in the rhetoric.
Oh, thanks for that.
Here he is. You were in Hong Kong during the deadly Tiananmen Square protests in the spring of 1989.
But Minnesota Public Radio and other media outlets are reporting that you actually didn't travel to Asia until August of that year.
Can you explain that discrepancy?
Yeah, well, and to the folks out there who didn't get at the top of this, look, I grew up in small rural Nebraska, town of 400, town that you rode your bike with your buddies till the street lights come on, and I'm proud of that service.
I joined the National Guard at 17, worked on family farms, and then I Use the GI Bill to become a teacher, passionate about it, a young teacher.
My first year out, I got the opportunity in the summer of 89 to travel to China.
35 years ago, be able to do that.
I came back home and then started a program to take young people there.
We would take basketball teams, we would take baseball teams, we would take dancers, and we would go back and forth to China.
The issue for that was to try and learn.
Now look, my community knows who I am.
They saw where I was at.
Look, I will be the first to tell you, I have poured my heart into my community.
I've tried to do the best I can, but I've not been perfect.
And I'm a knucklehead at times, but it's always been about that.
Those same people elected me to Congress for 12 years.
And in Congress, I was one of the most bipartisan people, working on things like farm bills that we got done, working on veterans benefits.
And then the people of Minnesota We're able to elect me to governor twice.
So look, my commitment has been from the beginning to make sure that I'm there for the people, to make sure that I get this right.
I will say more than anything, many times I will talk a lot.
I will get caught up in the rhetoric.
But being there, the impact it made, the difference it made in my life, I learned a lot about China.
I hear the critiques of this.
I would make the case that Donald Trump should have come on one of those trips with us.
I guarantee you he wouldn't be praising Xi Jinping about COVID. And I guarantee you he wouldn't start a trade war that he ends up losing.
So this is about trying to understand the world.
It's about trying to do the best you can for your community.
And then it's putting yourself out there and letting your folks understand what it is.
This is just, and you can just see J.D. Vance.
He's ready to pass. And then at the end, she goes, well, that wasn't the question.
Yeah. Oh, no, I've got that, too.
It's right behind this one. No, but you can just see him.
He just smiles. He's enjoying himself immensely.
Here she is. Yeah.
She goes. The question was, can you explain the discrepancy?
All I said on this was, is I got there that summer and misspoke on this.
So I will just, that's what I've said.
You lied. So I was in Hong Kong and China during the democracy protests went in.
And from that, I learned a lot of what needed to be in governance.
Bozo. Thank you, Governor.
Senator... I love it because that's the whole answer.
And it was just ridiculous.
Can you imagine that in your real life?
Well, that would be our real life if these two were out there.
Would you like to go on a date with me?
And if she says, hey, you want to go out sometime?
And she says, you know, I was born in a town of 200.
And I've always loved, you know, to roll around on the grass.
And I really, you know, I really have an interest in biology.
If she said that, that means no.
Oh, boy. No, can you imagine?
Nobody does that in real life. Who the hell does that when you ask somebody, hey, was you there or was you not?
You said you were there.
Was you or not? I was born in a town of 400.
It's ridiculous, though, Kat.
These aren't serious people, man.
No, they're not. It's ridiculous.
Well, and here's the thing. Our entire country is suffering, but what I'm loving is that it's basically coming back to bite the Democrats, and it's starting to bite the establishment.
This whole DEI hire situation, not only is it failing our country, but it's failing, in particular, their campaign.
It truly is.
You are watching this whole thing crumble in real time, even with the help of the media and everything else.
All of a sudden, America is waking up and they're going, okay, all right, we're tired of all of this nonsense.
Where's our best?
Where's our brightest?
Who are we going to get that's going to actually turn our country around?
And that's what everybody's looking at.
They're tired of all of this.
Okay, well, do you meet this credential?
Are you gay? Are you white?
Are you gray? Are you pink with purple polka dots?
I mean, they're tired of that.
They want to see real leadership.
They want to see how their life is going to improve.
And we've all been waiting on it for now, you know, A long time.
Four and a half. I mean, almost four years.
Before that, we got to see a glimmer of hope because of President Trump.
Four years under him, we started to see things turning around.
And then you're handed this?
A sack of potatoes?
No, we're not going to stay with potatoes.
We're going to go back to what was making us great.
We have such an opportunity.
The left should be in total meltdown mode right now.
There is nothing they can do.
You're going to get Robert Kennedy Jr., you're going to get Trump, you're going to get J.D. Vance, you're going to get Elon Musk.
I love you. You're going to get all these people that are actually trying to help the country and actually trying to make us energy independence and actually trying to stop the illegal invasion and start deporting some of these people and actually get the economy around, the gas.
Everything's going to improve.
There's nothing going to improve.
And man, his final statement...
That was it. That was it.
That's exactly what he said.
Was, you know, do you want people to run the country that love the country?
I mean, it was absolutely brilliant.
He put this whole thing together and he was so nice about it.
He didn't try to belittle him even though, I mean, the words were just perfect.
You walked away from that debate going, oh my gosh, newfound respect for this guy.
Who is this guy?
I mean, apparently people were looking up hillbilly eulogy for like hours after this debate, trying to stream it, trying to find out where J.D. came from, who he was and about his life because he was so down to earth.
He talked directly to the people.
He talked about America, something that, you know, Judas Johnson won't even do.
Or anybody else up there in Congress or in Senate or anywhere else.
They're much more concerned about what's going on globally and all of that.
They're not concerned about the people here at home.
And people really responded to that.
I was thrilled.
He bitch slapped him, let's face it.
It was awesome. I mean, it really is.
It was just one thing after another.
I mean, the whole thing was just crazy.
It really was.
I mean, when you look at what Walsh was saying, okay, he accidentally makes a great case for increasing private gun ownership when addressing school shootings.
I mean, he did that.
He said, They don't have this happen, even though they have a high gun ownership rate in the country.
And then when J.D. Vance would talk about something, he was sitting there agreeing with J.D. Vance, like, I'd really like to cast my vote for that guy.
This is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
He was. He was all of a sudden looking like he was fanboying J.D. Vance.
And then, of course, you have that one-liner there.
I've become friends with, you know, school shooters.
And then you've got the Parkland, you know, Andrew Pollock, who says, my daughter was killed in the Parkland school shooting.
It's absolutely apparent that Tim Waltz has befriended school shooters.
Disqualifying. He actually said that.
I mean, it was just like, is this the real world?
I've become friends with school shooters.
I've seen it. Look, the NRA. I've become friends with school shooters.
I bet you have before they shot them up.
Yes. Just the most bizarre stuff come out of his mouth.
I'm a knucklehead. And you get caught in a lie, you know, I'm a knucklehead sometimes.
No, you're a damn liar.
That's what you are. You're a serial lying piece of crap.
And you think you're weird.
Your wife's, you know, your wife's so weird.
That goofy eye weirdo.
You know who she reminds me of, seriously?
E. Jean Carroll.
Yeah. Doesn't she?
I mean, can you see the resemblance?
A young more psycho. Oh my gosh, that's even more dangerous.
But yes, that means she's got a lot more years.
I mean, to be psycho, to be the psycho that she is, she totally reminds me of her.
You know, I mean, who would say, I love the smell of burning tires or turn the page and all that weird stuff that she was doing?
Yeah. No.
Okay, everybody. Turn the page!
And the weird eyes just turn the page!
We're gonna do it again!
Turn... I mean, my God!
I don't know. Psycho meds or something.
Shut the hell up, weirdo! I know.
I don't know. The facial expressions of Tim Walts, though.
He's the goofiest dude, man.
Who makes facial expressions like that?
I know. There's like a thousand of them you can just go over and over and over today.
You can make every meme you want to make.
Oh, Kat. I mean, I was having fun with it because it was just like so crazy.
I have a whole folder.
I mean, the whole thing was just like fun because I was like, at some point, I'm going to be able to use all of these.
Every single time he spoke, I just, you know, would would clip a picture of it.
And go, okay, yeah, this is how, this is the state of the debate.
And you could see it all over his face.
And it didn't matter how prepared he was.
He does not know the issues.
And even if he did know them a little bit better, then obviously we found out that he didn't know a lot about them.
But even if he did, he's on the wrong side.
You can't explain that side that they have been feeding us for the last three and a half years.
That's the side they've been on that has made absolutely no sense to anybody in this country, which has driven our country down into the gutter.
And now all of a sudden they're trying to, you know, adapt what President Trump was doing?
No, it's because what President Trump was doing was working.
And they're trying to distance themselves from this administration?
It's their administration!
Kamala Harris is a part of it.
And she has tried so hard to distance herself, but she's not going to be able to.
People want to know, you know, where have you been on this?
The border czar that never made it to the border?
I mean, gosh, we could go on and on.
I had a blast. I was just sitting there taking pictures of him.
I was mesmerized by his face.
Ha ha! Because he was losing.
And I'm thinking, my gosh, if there is somebody, you know, those people that like to, you know, assess somebody when they're talking with their body language and those body language experts, they must be having a field day with this clown.
They actually had one on Dr.
Phil explaining how much he was lying.
Oh, that's fun. I'm glad.
See, I don't have cable or anything like that.
I get all my stuff. I saw it on X. I don't watch TV. I mean, the only thing I watch on TV is movie and goth.
Yep. Movies and goth.
It's hilarious, though.
I mean, the many faces of this guy.
They were calling him Rickles, you know?
That's who they said that he reminded them of.
And you can see why.
I mean, the guy's just a clown.
But he decisively lost, even though they were trying so hard to spin it.
And Kamala's campaign, you know, she's in hiding because of Doug today.
But it's written all over his face.
He could not keep up with J.D. Vance.
And J.D. was very nice.
He was very polite. He was very patient.
Even with the moderators, he corrected them once.
They were obnoxious, and they muted his mic, and he knew exactly how this was going to go, so he decided to just let it play in his favor.
They looked ridiculous.
I mean, they looked like they were just...
Yeah, he was saying, since you're not supposed to be fact-checking, but you should keep doing it with me only.
That's right. And that's what they do.
And, you know, he's like, yeah, I got, you know, the Haitians.
And they said, wait a minute. And then he's talking about illegal Haitians.
Oh, we got to move on. We got other stuff to talk about.
And what do they want to talk about?
Let's see. We want to talk about climate change, and then they want to talk about January 6th, and they want to talk about killing babies in the womb.
That's how important it is. We don't want to talk about the Haitians coming here and eating everybody's animals and getting flown in here and destroying neighborhoods.
We've got to get over here to the climate change hoax, which is the biggest hoax ever lived.
I mean, and that's exactly it.
They had an agenda that they were going to try to sell.
And they were going to use all the talking points that Biden-Harris had that they think is working with their voters that they thought would give them attention.
But it didn't.
It didn't at all.
You can't get away from what they have done to this country.
You just cannot. No one is doing well under this regime.
And then come to find out all of this nonsense about here you've got Mayorkas.
FEMA does not have the funds to make it through hurricane season.
Are you kidding me right now?
After they just gave $8 million to Ukraine, $8 billion to Israel, and another billion to Taiwan just last week.
$6-17 billion.
But man, if you're in North Carolina, we don't care if you die because we want you to have your power off.
We don't want you to have your power on because these are all Trump voting counties everywhere but Asheville.
And what do they want? They want them up there.
They want them where they can't vote. They want them without power.
They want nowhere to go to vote.
They want no mailboxes so they can't even mail it.
This is what they're planning.
They don't care. It's just like, hey man, this is a good opportunity for us to do nothing for them.
And then they can't vote.
That's the way these people are evil.
They're scumbags, all of them.
They absolutely are.
But I mean, this is just an absolute smack in the face to everybody.
I mean, everyone.
When you start to see this, all right, so you've got, we are meeting the immediate needs with the money that we have.
We are expecting another hurricane hitting.
We do not have the funds.
FEMA, Federal Emergency Management Agency, does not have the funds to make it through this season.
This is the other border czar, Alejandro Mayorkas, and this is what he told the BBC. What do you mean you don't have it?
Gracious. It's infuriating.
Oh, it's so bad.
This is so bad.
But anyway, everybody, we have got a fabulous sponsor for today.
This is an awesome thing that Rumble has put together because I see a lot of people saying, hey, you know what?
I don't have time for ads.
I'd really like to skip that.
Well, you can go ad free with Rumble Premium and I hope you all will do that.
Stay free, friends.
As you know, the war against free speech is in full swing.
Rumble is the home of Stay Free and a leader in defending this fundamental human right.
Recently joined X to sue a cartel of advertisers.
And ad agencies who conspired to block ad revenue from going to the platforms.
Kat, you absolutely screamed the loudest on that whole nonsense with Dunkin' Donuts and all of that ridiculousness.
Even Dunkin' Donuts didn't want to advertise on Rumble because of what they called right-wing culture.
As a way to rally around these issues, Rumble recently launched the Rumble Premium, an ad-free viewing experience with some great perks for both viewers and creators.
You can drive straight into your favorite content whether on mobile, desktop, Or smart TV and savor every uninterrupted second.
You can upgrade to Rumble Premium today and support free speech.
All you have to do is go over to rumble.com forward slash premium and use the code CATTURD10 to save $10 off.
That's rumble.com forward slash premium and you can use the code CATTURD10 to save $10.
Now, I absolutely recommend everybody do this.
Not only does it help the platform.
We didn't have a platform before, as you all know.
We were kicked off of everything.
This helps them tremendously.
And YouTube does this.
I mean, it's not like they're doing something that's just far-fetched.
It's just, if you don't want ads, you can upgrade and you can save $10 by going to Cat Turd 10.
I am down with that.
Absolutely. You do.
Free speech. You absolutely do.
Literally have no show without them, so we're always thankful for them.
We really are.
And support them. Get their premium.
And this helps us if you do these things.
It does. Even if you just subscribe to our...
Rumble channel, which is free.
I'd already just hit, you know.
That helps. It's just, right, it's just free.
Yes, all you have to do is just head on over to Rumble, give us a thumbs up, and you can follow the channel.
And then if you want to be part of the locals channel, on every Tuesday, what we do is we have an extra 45 minutes that we're introducing, and we have an after party where we just get to sit around, talk, have fun, Get to know the littermates and everybody else and it's just a lot more relaxed and so we do that every Tuesday.
You can be a part of that as well.
But even the comments, even you all being in chat, all of that stuff helps.
It absolutely helps grow the platform, grow the channel and it's a great way to connect with other patriots that are like-minded.
So it helps us all.
We're building our own community.
And it has to be that way.
I am so disgusted with the left.
And I cannot believe that the media are looking like the fools that they are.
You want to talk about living in a bubble.
I mean, they have absolutely no idea how the rest of the country Seize them.
They're completely out of touch.
The Jim Acosta thing was one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen.
Jim Acosta tries to school Corey Lewandowski about how he says Kamala instead of focusing on what's going on at the border.
I kid you not.
Watch this exchange.
It goes to show you the politics of the top of the administration, whether it's Mayorkas or it's Kamala or it's Joe Biden.
Donald Trump shouldn't have additional resources.
What is this Kamala? It's Kamala Harris.
Corey, you've been in this business a long time.
I think you're a mature grown-up.
It's Kamala Harris.
Can you say Kamala or you cannot say Kamala?
Jim, can you admit 13,099 murders that come into the country?
You say you have it. Well, Corey, I appreciate you coming on.
Maybe we'll have you back. Thanks for your time.
All right. Coming up.
He ended the interview.
He ended it.
He wanted to get the pronunciation of Kamala, or Camilla, as you like to call her, or VD, or whatever you want to say.
Okay. Yeah.
That was more important than what Corey was talking about, according to this clown.
Willie's side piece. How's that for you?
There you go.
Did you see they wheeled out Jimmy Carter?
For his hundred. Good God.
Open mouth, like a corpse.
Well, he looks like Brian Feinstein.
Who in the hell would do that, man?
Why did you do that, man?
You don't want people to remember him like that?
Nope. No.
Why would his family do that?
Well, because they need to distract everybody, and hey, I mean, I guess looking at corpses is the idea.
Man, if that was me and my family, I didn't know what was going on, and my family rolled me out to have everybody remember me like that, man, I'd kill them.
Isn't that awful? Good God.
I would do it either.
I'd disown them, so you and not my family would be my last breath.
It's true. I mean, I don't want to be seen looking like that.
I really do not. Thank you kindly.
No. No, thank you.
But they are so oblivious.
They really are.
They are so out of touch.
And the exact same thing.
This is why it's so interesting for me to watch it from where I sit.
Because I've been living like this with people out of touch for a really, really long time.
I've seen the difference in class.
And I mean, it's not just a little difference.
But especially losing so many people that have moved out of my state.
Now there's a major gap.
In the haves and the have-nots.
And it's only widening because of this regime.
And it's failing.
Big time. Because all the people that are doers that make a city great, that makes a community great, they're leaving.
They're like, on to better postures.
See you later. Hope you have a nice life.
We'll keep in touch.
We'll come visit you.
Everybody comes and visits me.
Because if they want a taste of the city, they know where to go.
But... They're not moving here and wanting to be here because of what's happened with this government.
Yeah, who wants to be taxed more?
I want less of my money.
I mean, you know, they all tried to spin it, though.
I mean, they tried to spin what happened last night.
The talking heads on CNN forced to admit J.D. Vance won the VP debate.
Waltz did not seem prepared.
Well, he had just memorized his answers, but it didn't actually resonate.
He didn't know what he was saying.
It was kind of like, okay, if they say China, this is where you go.
If they say school shooting, this is where you go.
So he was just waiting on keywords and it'd pipe up with Babel that he had memorized.
And then he'd try to pull them all together because he felt like he needed to use every single second of his time, which he didn't.
You don't have to use every single second if you don't want to.
If you can make your point, do like J.D. Vance.
Make your point and move on.
You don't need to sit there and babble incoherently, which is what he ended up doing.
Like I say, he's nervous because he's not used to it because he won't do any interviews.
They won't do any sit-downs.
They won't do anything. It's all planned.
Everything's planned to a T. Look at this, Kat.
Tampon Tim. I love saying that to you because this was yours.
Tampon Tim gets waxed in debate.
This is according to the Polymarket polls.
I mean, look at this. Womp, womp, womp.
All the way down. Tampon Tim.
That was brilliant, by the way.
I'm so impressed. It really has carried, hasn't it?
It really. Worldwide.
I don't think anything's carried, I said, since Mumsy Culpepper.
I don't know.
You know what? When you had your gassy jokes in there for a while, those were pretty big.
Farting crickets. Yes, all that mess.
Farting crickets went to number three in the world.
It's hard to get anything on the world ranking.
Three in the world, farting crickets.
We were all waiting for your next one.
That was the thing. You had a whole chain of them that happened.
Yeah, farting is bipartisan.
I do a different fart and get it to number one every week.
Twitter finally got mad.
Twitter won and wouldn't let me do it no more.
Then farting, Bigfoot.
That was hilarious.
Farting Bigfoot. It was so funny.
And then people would ask you about it and you'd be like, look, you would even put it on your page.
Look, I don't, this doesn't have any deep meaning.
Okay, everybody? It doesn't have any real deep meaning.
I'm just putting it out there.
And then all of a sudden it's trending for three days worldwide and I'm going, oh my gosh, watch this happen.
But Tampon Tim, Tampon Tim is now something that everybody has heard and And they refer to him as that.
Oh, another one that went really viral. I came up with Poopy Pants Biden.
Remember that? Oh, yes. That was another one.
Poopy Pants Biden.
When he crapped himself in front of the Pope.
Ha! Oh no!
It's so bad. I mean, just as soon as you think we've reached the bottom, you know?
I mean, look at this.
This is what happened here.
Who will win the debate according to polls?
And then who will win the debate?
40% chance, and then it just went boom.
I mean, it was a really rough night for this clown.
You can see why he was nervous.
Of course he was nervous.
And then they keep putting out polls, like CNN polls.
Who won the debate? And it's always like, well, J.D. Vance won, but he won 51-49.
It wasn't even close.
It wasn't even close.
You see Elon Musk?
He tweeted something. Let me find it.
Hold on a second. Well, I'll show this one while you find that one.
You know it was bad when New York Slime's headline following the debate, Vance's dominant debate performance shows why he's Trump's running mate.
Yeah. It was dominant, too.
That is the headline right there.
Isn't that fun? Oh, we're winning!
Finally! Oh!
I cannot wait until it's official.
So Elon Musk tweeted this.
Trump Vance must in all capitals win.
I can't handle four years of seeing and hearing Kamala Waltz.
That would be cruel and unusual punishment.
30 million views.
Oh my gosh.
It's so true.
Who could bear it?
It's unbearable.
I couldn't do it.
I mean, really, these last three and a half years have been horrible.
I mean, they really have.
They have been some of the worst I have ever experienced, especially in the beginning.
I mean, when they were knocking us off of all the platforms, all you saw in X was just an echo chamber of just far left You know, opinions and ideas.
I could see in there, but of course I couldn't participate because they took our freedom of speech away.
Lost our accounts, Facebook, everywhere else.
You couldn't even engage. And so it was like, that's how it's going to run.
And I knew it was only a matter of time because the middle class and especially conservatives are busy bees.
We're builders. We've always been the builders.
So I thought to myself, self, calm down because there are going to be a lot of people building Platforms as a result.
And they did. And look what happened.
Then all of a sudden you have Elon Musk who says, I'm going to buy it for $44 billion.
$44 million. $44 billion.
Billion. Was it billion or million?
Billion. Yeah. Billion.
Think about that. I can't even wrap my head around that.
That's 44,000 millions.
I can't even think in those terms.
One individual for a platform like X, 44 billion?
I hear a million and I'm like, whoa.
44 billion for a platform to save freedom of speech is like...
Mind blow. And he overpaid it by double, man.
But man, it's more important than anything I think he's doing in space, Starlink, Mars, anything.
Saving free speech. Because none of that matters if you lose free speech.
None of it. It's well worth its weight in gold.
And they know it too.
And that's why you've got Soros who wants to buy up all of those radio stations and is on a fast track to do so.
They're desperate.
But the thing about it is people are rejecting what their policies are.
And that's why we have to get into the schools this time around and make sure that they're not continuing to spread this mind disease all over the place.
Wolf mind virus is what Elon calls it.
Yeah, because if we don't stop it there, we're always going to have this problem.
You've got to get real serious people and you've got to make sure that you get the school and the union out of there.
They are destroying kids' minds.
They really are. And that will be our future if we don't put a stop to it.
One thing, there was one little shiny, you know, object that came out of the fact that we were all locked in our homes, and I think it was that parents were paying attention to what their kids were being taught.
I really feel that way.
For the first time, they were looking at their kids' homework.
They were looking at the questions that they were answering and what the correct answer was and what they were being taught, how they were being taught, the books that they were reading, all of that stuff.
And they started to pay attention.
And a lot of them said, no more of this.
We're going to homeschool. We're going to figure something else out.
I think that was really one positive thing that came out of the whole COVID thing.
Especially when you have a working family, both parents that work.
But the fact that we've run out of money and we can't even help our own, the hurricane victims, I mean, this is pretty bad.
We're not out of money. They've got plenty of money for everybody else, just not us.
Yeah, they're not going to take care of Americans.
I hate these people with a passion.
I mean, my blood boils just listening to any of them.
I mean, the whole thing is so bad.
I hate them. Well, I can see why.
I mean, I think everybody feels about the way everybody does because of these fools.
I mean, they're awful.
I mean, you've got people that are truly, truly trying to help over there, and they're just trying to slander them.
Like Governor Mark Robinson at Mel underscore C-K-L-Y said, please, they're not giving him any attention for all of the work that he's doing.
They're trying to smear him because he's running for office.
And he's one of the heroes over there doing unimaginable things to make sure that people have supplies and everything else.
I mean, they're finding bodies now and everything else.
This is all... And you don't have the lame...
They've moved on. Lame stream media has completely moved on.
They're not interested in covering it because it's not a good look for them.
For this administration.
Where have they been this whole time?
Help has not been on the way.
President Trump is, you know, he's set up a GoFundMe for the victims of this tragedy.
He's working with Elon Musk to get satellites over there and to make sure that people are connected.
And this regime?
No, they're not doing a thing.
Nothing for them.
Nothing. I mean, think about that.
No help in sight.
You've got these two clowns, you know, Joe Biden, who's at the beach, and then Kamala, who's sitting there posing with nothing connected.
Kamala. I'm gonna pronounce her name wrong every time now.
Kamala. And I'm gonna say it different every time I say it.
Camilla. Wait, wait.
Camilla, I think is how you...
One of the ways you say it. Camilla.
I'm just going to say anything.
Anything that makes a man.
You've got this happening and look, Joe Biden.
And then he complains about being, you know, on a phone call.
And then here she is.
Nothing is connected. Staring at a blank piece of paper with a pen in her hand.
Please. Please. Oh, and I also got, when I had poopy pants by, and I got shark week instead of shark week.
That's right!
That was the funniest thing ever.
And then people were getting mad at you. And then it was like trending with Vatican.
I've seen it. Trending with Vatican.
Shark week and poopy pants by.
It was awesome. It was absolutely awesome.
People were like, can you please be serious?
Then they were trying to lecture you on how you should do your account.
Like, you need to be focusing on this and you need to be focusing on that.
Oh, there's always somebody. You can't have fun on here.
There's always a Karen somewhere telling me how to do things.
That's not gonna work. Somebody with 25 followers telling me how I could be successful if they just listen to me.
It's really true.
It's really true.
Time and time again.
But, you know, Mark Robinson, he launched a 24-7 air convoy that is doing airdrops and rescue missions.
All of it is privately funded.
He is circumventing Governor Cooper and utilizing private industry to expedite efforts.
I mean this man is doing things that you would want a governor to do.
And that's another reason why they are completely terrified of him.
Now, there's some bad news though over there for old, you know, Puff Daddy.
Wow, these recent allegations are huge.
You've got the attorney that has come out and he's talking about 25 of the 120 Diddy accusers were minors when alleged abuse occurred.
The youngest was nine.
Nine years old!
Good grace. Think about that for a second.
That's about as sick as it can possibly be.
His attorney's out there.
We'll name names. He's trying to play some kind of weird game here.
Oh, I am.
I hope they do. You know he's singing like the Supremes in there right now.
Oh, certainly is. And I'm sure he's got those videos in hands of all kinds of different people so he can stay alive because you know what happened to Epstein.
Well, you have 120 accusers that have just come out against Sean Diddy Combs with new sexual assault allegations, vowed to expose everything.
Texas-based attorney Tony Busby announced that he has a list of names that will shock the public.
He also announced that he has video evidence of various crimes including sexual abuse of minors.
This is what he said. He said, We will expose the enablers who enabled this conduct behind closed doors.
We will pursue this matter no matter who the evidence implicates.
This is what Busby said.
Many powerful people, many dirty secrets.
The lawyer said this adding that the team has collected pictures, video, text, the whole gamut.
They got the whole deal.
The allegations will include violent sexual assault or rape, facilitated sex with controlled substance, dissemination of video recordings, sexual abuse of minors.
It's a long list already because many of the nature of this case, it goes straight to the heart of it.
And he is going to make sure that they are right before they do release all of this.
These names will shock you to the core.
Actually, they won't.
I don't think so either. No matter who it is.
It won't shock me. What's going to shock me is if you don't quit, if you'll actually release them instead of something they're teasing about it.
Release them already or don't.
This is from Colin Rugg.
He's another great accountant over there on X. It's not going to surprise me.
There's nobody you're going to put on that list that's going to surprise me.
Uh-uh. Not at this point.
We already know they're doing it.
We've known for years.
Well, we already know who was flying back and forth to Epstein's Island, right?
And a lot of those same people are going to be there as well.
There are going to be some new names, I'm sure, that will emerge.
Big ones. And a lot of politicians.
And there's no question, when you start hearing about stories like this, why the Democrat has got Hollywood in its back pocket.
Why the whole Democrat Party does.
They've used and abused this tool, blackmail and everything else, to make sure that they own these people.
This is why they're up there chirping the way they chirp.
Destroying their careers.
Like everybody's going, hey, why would they destroy their career for something like this?
Well, it's because they were caught doing whatever with whomever and they've got it on video.
Sick. Isn't it sick?
Makes me just...
God. And that's all they could think to do with their money, is to go there and do weird shit.
I know. At a big party.
I know it. Can you imagine?
I mean, I feel good when I am able to do something for somebody.
I think I reap more benefit than actually they do.
Because I feel good about the fact that I've been able to help somebody in some way, not these people.
No. They're just evil, man.
They're all satanic. Mm-mm.
But this really I mean this is so rich and especially since it just hit today the fact that you've got Kamala Harris and the media lackeys parade her wife guy beta hubby dug him off as a model feminist and then of course you've got this story breaking that he was slapping his ex in front of people in a drunken bender At
a gala? Yeah, in front of people.
Can you imagine going up and just slapping your girl in front of everybody?
Oh my gosh.
I can't imagine slapping anybody anyway.
I just... no.
No. I can't imagine that.
But we're not dealing with your normal people here.
This is the worst of the worst.
Yeah, that's funny.
I love this meme.
This is grand old memes.
You remember when this happened with Will Smith, who we really haven't seen too much of since.
Nor do we want to.
No. No, he went off to rehab as well.
Remember, they all go to rehab.
Slap rehab. Alright, so we will end right there today.
Okay, everybody. Well, I hope you had a wonderful day, and I hope you continue to.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye! Thank
▲
Export Selection