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Trump: Tax-Free OT! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 646 – 9/13/2024
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Today is Friday, September 13th, 2024, episode number 646.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat. How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey. How goes it today?
Just another day in paradise, Friday the 13th.
Yes! I know it.
You know... Anybody seen Jason yet?
It has been wild. Yes, Kamala Harris and Joe Biden rambling on about nonsensical things.
I swear they live on a completely different planet.
It's really true.
But you know what? Here's what I was thinking, and I tried, I really tried to do the whole AI thing.
I'm not good like you, okay?
It took me a long time and then I had to use my Photoshop and all this stuff to try to like insert things to make it look like I asked it to do.
All right so I asked for a voodoo queen Kamala Harris okay with surrounded by cats and And this is who I got.
Okay, doesn't even look anything like her at all.
I mean, I don't know why, but whenever you say Kamala, you get the real Kamala.
I got somebody else. I got this truly beautiful, beautiful woman.
And so I had to Photoshop.
And it's horrible. And I know it's horrible.
And I still published it anyway.
I had to put the fangs in there.
And I had to put Kamala in there.
And her earpiece.
I'm just going to be totally honest with you.
That's horrible. I know it is!
Ha ha ha! I mean, she looks like she doesn't have a head.
I mean, she's been decapitated here.
It's a horrible situation.
But I wanted to try because everybody's having so much fun with it and I failed spectacularly.
So we all make mistakes.
That's fine. I mean, I delete that.
I delete that. I really should.
Back to the old drawing board.
Oh my gosh. I don't know.
It's like this whole confessional thing.
I spent a lot of time on that thing too.
Don't think I didn't. I mean, I did the, you know, restart it, whatever, like you said.
It didn't, it just kept getting worse.
It kept getting worse. If you do two or three restarts and it's getting worse, just reword it.
Oh. I just kept restarting it, restarting it, restarting it.
Nothing happened. And if you say she's a voodoo queen, it's going to give you a no.
She might be possessed or something that won't look like her anymore.
You've got to say a picture of her.
They're just little phrases.
You'll learn them. You've just got to keep trying.
I'm going to. I don't know.
Or I'll just let you do it, and then I'll go and steal from you like I do every week.
Yeah, if you want something like that, just tell me and I'll get it to you.
I love that. As if you don't have plenty to do already.
Yeah. I'm just gonna stick to what I know, I think.
Trump's throwing some bangers today, and he's going off.
Isn't he fantastic?
Oh my gosh. Kat, he's in his element.
He is doing so well.
And here was something that this Jer Memes put out yesterday, and it's really true.
If Trump was going to hurt America, he would have done it during his first term.
If Kamala was going to help America she would have done it during her first term.
We've got the difference here.
It's just as clear as day.
She's so cringe. They bust everybody in from Atlanta.
She only spoke for 25 minutes.
Oh my God. And it's just, it's that drunk, you know, she's drunk again.
I'm just telling you, she's drunk or high or whatever she takes.
She takes something and she's just that giggling, messy, weird cringe.
And I told everybody, everybody's, oh my God, she won the debate.
She didn't win the debate. Rasmussen is like plus six today, their highest Trump thing.
Exactly. Because I'm trying to tell you, the only thing you're ever going to remember about that bait is how cringe she was.
When she put her little hand up to her fist, her fist up to her chin, and was doing that, that's so cringe to people.
Nobody's even listened to what they're saying.
Plus, everybody was furious that it was so rigged and everybody could see it was so rigged.
That's all they're going to remember of it.
I think her supporters were just happy that she was able to put together memorized sentences.
And even though she wasn't answering any questions, even though she had the moderators, I mean, there's some people we're never going to be able to get through to and change their minds.
They are 100% set on Biden.
Dummies. Don't ask me why.
I don't want dummies on our side.
We don't need them anywhere.
Dummy world. Real. They live in fantasy land.
Exactly. They really do.
They live in fantasy land, you know, a land where windmills and solar panels power the entire grid and everybody has an electric car and, you know, total fantasy land stuff that's not even possible.
And they're going to somehow charge all the cars in America with an 18-wheel electric truck.
They're going to charge them all with windmills and solar panels and fairy dust.
They are going to stop America in its tracks is what they're going to do.
We are going to be so vulnerable.
We already are.
When you look at what's happening in all of these different communities throughout the United States as a result of Kamala Harris, the border czar's policies, it's bad.
It's really bad.
And now that everybody has attention on what's happening to cats and dogs, they're starting to look up, what's that all about anyway?
Yeah. And we're being proven right.
It's opening up a whole bee's nest of things.
Cat memes might save the world.
Cat turd? I don't know.
You're onto something. And the more they get mad at it, and then they're like, they don't get to us.
And Tim Watson, they're up there.
We don't eat cats. We don't eat cats.
It's getting to them.
Believe me. It's winning the culture war.
And then all the TikTok people, they're all dancing to eating the dogs, eating the cats.
Exactly. It's the culture war.
It's important. It is very important.
And it's Trump, Trump, Trump.
That's what's so cool about it.
But they're just out there lying.
And here's the thing that I think a lot of people really need to shine a light on as well, is that before that debate, she already knew what they were going to discuss.
They already knew about the whole cat and dog thing.
No one can convince me that she didn't say to her team, or her team didn't say to her, hey, there's going to be this moment where he brings up that they're eating the dogs and eating the cats over there in Ohio.
You need to be prepared.
And so they knew what was going on.
They know what everybody else is finding out right this very minute.
She knew. Tim Walsh knew.
The entire Obama administration knew that this was actually happening.
And yet they did nothing.
Hence the reason why I tried my little AI situation was because she knew.
And I was hoping that that would catch on and that people would start doing voodoo queen Kamala Harris holding cute little kittens with blood everywhere because she knew about it and did nothing again.
Our borders are exactly the same.
Who's running the country?
We don't have anybody up there doing anything.
We're on the brink of World War III. Did you see the meme from Mad Liberals, the Napoleon Dynamite movie?
I haven't, but let me go over to your place.
It's really good, because it's a real, you know, Napoleon Dynamite, a lot of the people that's listening watched it, and they'll get it.
It's funny. I just retweeted it, but it's really funny.
Oh, well, let's see it.
I don't know what Napoleon Dynamite is, but you're going to have to...
Here we go. Vote for Pedro.
That's funny. Watch it sometimes.
You're either gonna love it or hate it.
My guess is you'll not like it.
Let's see. Let's go and find out.
Here it is. Turn your head on more of a slant.
Now, make a fist.
Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.
It's perfect for this.
It's really good. Okay, hold still right there.
Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little sea horses.
Oh my gosh!
That, that...
That was one thing that's gonna come out really nice.
Oh, that is hilarious.
I'm telling you, when she did that with her chin and she was grinning a little like the Joker, I'm just telling everybody, just from people watching, it's so off-putting, it's so fake, it's so planned.
Okay, when you look over there, make sure you put your hand...
I mean, nobody does that.
We talked about it the other day. If you're in a room and your friends looked over and you were talking and they're standing up, standing up, and they're putting their fists against them, listening to them, I said, dude, you're going to have to...
Either stand differently or leave the house because I'm not going to watch that.
It's cringe! That is the funniest thing ever because that's exactly how I felt during the entire debate.
And the fact that she got up there and lied about everything and that they lied.
No pushback. It just made me crazy.
I was sitting there going, okay, so I hope we're not going to be doing any more debates because this is just rigged.
This should be the very last presidential any debate that any of the regime media should ever be in charge of.
Ever. We know exactly what they do.
They rig, they lie, they've lied for years about all of this nonsense.
And they should not be awarded any more with presidential debates.
Ever. It should be on X, like with Elon Musk or some of the big podcasts.
Hey, they can come on here anytime they want.
We would never refute that.
The moderated debates, they're in the past, man.
It's time to turn a page on them.
Exactly. But you have to just refuse to do them, like Trump and the Republicans.
They're just going to have to say, hey, we're not doing any more of these top debates, man, because y'all can't be fair.
You're not going to be fair. It's a setup.
The moderators are in it.
They give them the questions. That's right.
You have space.
Do Elon Musk debates.
Go on a podcast.
Don't do debates.
If they're not going to be fair, why do them?
Exactly. Here's the thing.
We can always have all of these different questions that are written in, and you can watch people take time and write out a question, throw them in a fishbowl, and have somebody pick them out in front of the entire audience, live video, what have you.
Read out the question and have them go to town.
And why not this?
Why not this? If there are going to be two moderators, why don't one, you get to pick your moderator, and you get to pick your moderator.
There you go. I like that.
A lot. And how even can that be?
So when they pull in somebody like these dudes, you know, Trump can say, okay, I'm bringing Tucker Carlson.
Wouldn't that be great?
That's fair. You pick anybody you want and you pick anybody you want.
That's fair. It can't get any more fair than that.
But they can't do it because they can't have one honest person up there debunking their lies.
They can't have it. Exactly.
It has to be totally rigged.
Right. Like phone a friend.
Okay, I'm bringing him and you can bring him whoever you want.
And I like the idea of Tucker Carlson.
We have so many smart people on our side.
We really do. Especially with this whole new grassroots movement that's emerged in this party.
I'm so excited for the future.
I truly am. But I know that they are going to do everything that they can to cheat.
So that's why we have to make sure that everybody gets involved.
I mean, this is go time.
This is. But President Trump has a plan.
And I'm sure Kamala Harris is eyeing this one because this is a biggie.
No tax on overtime.
Right? No tax on tips, and he's added the tax on overtime.
Okay, I know a lot of people that really do, that's where they make their money, is on overtime, and they get taxed to heck and back.
And so this is going to help a lot of people.
Yeah, because at some point, and I was in the workforce forever, and I did tons of overtime.
Sometimes I was on salary, but when you're not on salary, and you're like, okay, well, I'd love to make money, but anything over 60 hours, I might as well not work.
Why work 80 hours when I make exactly the same as if I worked 63 hours?
Because you're just getting to a different tax bracket.
Exactly. That's right.
This is a great idea.
You know she's going to steal this too, right?
I mean, it's only a matter of time before she steals this as well.
She's confusing her people.
They have no idea what her policies are.
They don't know really what she's doing.
They're just going to follow her off the cliff.
I mean, but no domestic animals on menu.
And this was a great one from the Truth Lies in You at the Truth Trump One, which I thought was really funny.
No domestic animals on menu.
Because it truly is happening, Kat.
There are reports now that are coming out.
And they're starting to say exactly what's going on.
I mean, you have got a situation where, you know, there's voodoo and everything else and all of this stuff.
Sacrifices that are, it's happening.
Here you go. Here's a report in Houston, Texas.
The horrific sight Jackson Hyme and others here have seen.
So my mom was out walking her dog and she passed by, saw that a black cat was severed in half.
Cats cut in half, others with their paws cleanly chopped off.
We have not found any blood around any of the bodies that we've picked up.
And we've also, all of their internal organs are still around.
Each of these cats are part of a community colony.
The first found dead two weeks ago.
The second cat, this calico named Stella, found mutilated this past Sunday.
And the third just reported on Wednesday.
For this to happen three times in two weeks when we haven't seen anything like this in 30 years, I find it hard to believe that that's just a random animal attack.
Neighbors that live along Park Drive have filed at least three separate reports with Houston Police.
Animal cruelty detectives are investigating, saying there's simply just not enough evidence to know if this was done by an animal or a person.
We don't know where the other half is.
While we were interviewing Jackson, Houston's bark team arrived to pick up the remains of the latest victim, collecting them for necropsy a full day after these residents called 911.
We talked to the officers yesterday, and as you can see, the body is still out here being eaten.
Golly! What is going on here?
Yeah, so they're out there, and they don't know if it's an animal.
Cats can survive animals, man, at night.
So cats in the wild, because I know all about them, because there's a million around in the woods by my house, they only come out at night, man.
They sleep during the day.
They only come out at night, and they're very capable.
They're the baddest-ass predator in there.
Nothing can catch them, man, I'm telling you.
Goodness. So, I mean, what do you think?
It's a dog or a fox or something?
Man, let me tell you something. These things can jump up in a tree.
They hear everything. They see everything.
A cat's the best predator in the forest, no matter where it's at.
If it's Africa, if it's, you know, you got wild cats in you.
I mean, I'm telling you. They're badasses.
Well, people are starting to find out exactly what's going on.
And it's not just there.
I mean, what is it? I don't understand.
When you've got all of these reports about what is happening across the United States.
Just last week, we were talking about the Venezuelans that were taking over apartment buildings.
And they had guns and they had everything else.
Now they've moved on to Texas.
I mean, it's happening all over the United States.
And they act like this is a foreign idea, like this isn't happening.
Give me a break. The good thing is it's getting, like, people are talking about it now, and the communities are talking about it.
And Trump should go, like, this week to Springfield, Ohio, I'm sorry, and just say I'm coming.
Oh yes. The best thing you could do right now is go straight there immediately. Go straight to the rescue of course. I completely agree with you. I mean you've got all of these people like John Ledger, legend, who of course was a huge paid advocate of Pfizer, right? The jab and everything else. Idiot. He got torn to shreds after giving a vile lecture to Springfield residents on Haitian migrants from his Beverly Hills mansion.
Yeah, he's got like a $40 million home in Beverly Hills.
And from his $40 million home, he's lecturing on, y'all better, y'all should accept them Haitians.
My gosh.
How many bedrooms you got, John?
You got 17? Exactly.
Okay, so put five in each one.
You should have 100.
A hundred and something. You care so much.
Why don't you shut up and show us how?
This is exactly what I deal with on the regular here in Hollywood are these really pretentious people that live behind walls in these huge houses with security private security that's walking their properties right and they don't see anything that's going on you won't catch a homeless person in Beverly Hills you just won't they are removed immediately The residents there will not put up with it, but you just walk a mile, and guess what?
That's where they all are.
You've got panhandlers and everything else, and we're not talking about beer money situation, homeless.
We're talking about desperate.
You've got a lot of problems with the mental decline and drugs and everything else that's happening, and they're on the street.
Then you've got, of course, a whole other group of people that have emerged, which are Veterans.
Families who are living in cars.
And you see them and you can see that they're living in their cars.
They've got everything in their trunks and they're trying to change babies on their hoods and they don't have any food.
They're asking for food.
They're asking for help.
And it's like, really?
So you're giving all of our money to who knows what, who knows where, and you don't even know who they are.
They're coming across our border.
And here we've got American citizens who are struggling so badly that That they are changing a child on their car and begging for money to feed their child.
And they're in dire straits.
No, I'm sorry.
He lives in a $17.5 million home.
Oh, that's probably just one of many, Kat.
There's like 12 bedrooms.
Bring them on in, John.
Show us how. Oh my gosh.
You and your lame ass, why?
It's just ridiculous. Oh, she's something.
She's been in hiding. They don't want her to say a word.
They're kind of like, she's like Kamala Harris.
Don't say anything. Please.
They don't want to say nothing, but you know, she's also aging like milk.
That's not helping.
It's not working, is it?
Oh my gosh.
Well, President Trump, and this was great, at the Jenny USA, she got a shout out from President Trump yesterday.
Cats for Trump, this was her meme, and she just donated to the show.
She is Pepper2000 in the chat, and she says, I'm listening to your show every day.
I'm a huge supporter.
And look at what happened with her meme.
These memes are fantastic.
And it's causing everybody to look up what the actual situation is.
If you don't think this can come to a town near you, it absolutely can.
And Trump, he just baits these fake news people.
The more they cry about it, they're like, oh my God, we're going to call you this and that and that because of the cat memes, and you're a liar.
Okay, I'm going to post every cat meme I've seen in the last two days.
He just bumps them upside the head.
Oh, it's great. It is great.
We are winning the culture war.
We always have.
That's why they took everybody off of social media.
That's why. It's not a mystery to anybody that's been paying attention.
Name one left-influenced memer.
They can't do it.
They're horrible. They're so full of hate and so full of rage.
And so full of just bitterness.
They don't realize you have to have a sense of humor.
You have to actually sit around and laugh to make a good one and think it's funny and laugh through it.
But they don't have any joy inside them.
They preach joy.
I'm so happy, but their actions speak different.
They're joyless.
Period. They really are.
Well, they're communists. They're empty.
There's nothing there.
Absolutely nothing there.
And they're copying President Trump on everything, not only his policies, but also his rallies.
They're busing people in because they're trying to mimic what he's got.
And they're too dumb to hide the buses.
Exactly. The whole thing is just wild to watch because nobody likes her.
Nobody. But, I mean, who could?
Really. The more she talks, the better it gets for us.
But there are some things.
And then tippy-toes, tampon, Tim.
Lord. Isn't he just ridiculous?
I don't get it.
And then he calls her the young prostitutor Kamala Harris.
I kid you not. Here's the cringy part.
And then he starts talking.
Thank you, Grand Rapids!
There he is, carrying him.
Look at that. Why do you overdo all your emotions?
Look at that. That's what coming out of the closet looks like.
Boy, tippy-toes is right.
Look at him. Why are you so...
Gyrating....flamboyant, man?
What are you doing? It's weird.
It is weird. God, who does?
Who acts like that? Well, and then he goes and he hugs, right, Gretchen Whichmer, which I like to call her, because here's the thing.
She thinks that they have a lot in common.
She thinks that he's the male version of her.
She came out and said something to that effect just a few weeks ago.
They think that this is really going to sell and it's not.
It makes me cringe. I can't watch it.
But here he is calling Kamala Harris a young prostitute.
Because this started, and I love this story.
It's just so wild.
You know, you can't even make some of this stuff up because it just, when they do it, you go, wait a minute, did he really just say all of that?
He's the worst. Here he is.
Because this started, and I love this story, as a young prostituter.
Prostituter. Kamala Harris.
Prostituter. Courtroom for the first time.
Kamala Harris, four of the people.
Going to Willie Brown for the first time.
A young prostitutor, Kamala Harris.
So that made rounds.
A young prostitutor is how she began her career.
You know what? Every once in a while they get it right.
It's unbelievable.
Every once in a while they get it right.
But we're not out of the woods, I'll tell you what.
You've got Ohio's Election Integrity Unit uncovers an illegal Haitian voter registration fraud operation using the Creole language forms.
That's what they have been up to.
They're not going to take loss lightly.
I may have to get out of town for this election for a few months.
Because I don't know what they're going to do.
Their back is going to be against the wall.
I think you're right about a couple of things, Kat, that you've said on this show.
I would not be surprised if the October surprise is them installing Kamala Harris.
And then, of course, we are knocking on World War III. And they know the chances of replacing a president normally goes down during wartime.
So they're probably banking on all of that and trying to get everybody distracted.
But I don't know what the October surprise is going to be, but there's definitely one in store for us.
They got one problem, though, with that.
The only problem they got, and that's what they want to do.
They want... Him to say, I'm not healthy and I'm stepping down.
But Joe, they're pissed, man.
They're. Jill's pissed.
She's so pissed, she don't even show up.
Isn't that funny? She was holding his hand and coming out and speaking for him.
And, oh, Joe. Oh, Joe.
And then walking hand in hand with him.
I mean, you're talking about a power-hungry person.
And then as soon as they relieve him of running again, I haven't seen her.
I know. She don't give a damn.
She doesn't have power anymore.
I mean, can you imagine having to hang out with that weirdo, groping, handsy, just creepy weirdo all the time?
Listen to him talk? I mean, I'd be staying away from him, too.
I don't blame her. He's horrible.
Well, I mean, she's probably saying, okay, well, now I don't have to rescue him anymore.
So he's on his own.
I don't have to play that role.
I don't have any power here anyway anymore.
You want it? You got it.
See what you can figure out.
I mean, he's been sporting a MAGA hat and apparently he took it home with him.
So the Trump campaign is actually going to replace the MAGA hat because Biden took it home.
That's the wildest thing.
He doesn't like her.
You were absolutely right about that.
He doesn't, and President Trump was right.
Yeah, after what they did to him?
Yep. And then, yeah, so I just posted a view of her big giant rally coming in.
Don't bust them in.
It's just staged.
Look at the second one down now that says, look at Camilla's crowd in Johnsonville, PA. Let me get it on the screen.
That's all. That's probably all.
This is what happens when you don't bust them in, folks.
Wow. That's Trump's.
This is Trump's. Okay.
And then this is Kamala's.
Yeah. Here it is.
Oh, look at that.
Wait a minute. Here's a bus.
That's it. Look at that.
I swear I could have a book signing and get more people than that.
You know what, Kat? All of these people fit in this one bus, I think.
Look at it. I know.
I know. There's a bus there, and those people were bussed there, of course.
But yeah, when you don't bus them in, that's it.
It's empty. And what are these shirts?
Member lobbyists.
One of them's wearing. That's on the back of the shirt.
That's who they bus in. They bus a union member and say, you need to meet here.
We're all going to bus you in.
And you scream for her.
And there's just no support for her.
Oh, there really isn't.
This is why we have to be on our guard about all of this, because they are going to absolutely try to steal this thing.
But people need to understand what we're voting for here is so important.
When it comes to the issues themselves, they've completely destroyed what President Trump had built.
We had a great four years under President Trump.
We really did.
Until, of course, they started with the whole, you know, COVID situation when they unleashed that on the world.
Like I say, these people are evil.
There is nothing. The pandemic, there is nothing that they will not do.
Nothing. Nothing.
They're about as bad as you can possibly be.
And then to have Merrick Garland over there, I'm still not over that from yesterday, threatening everybody.
Merrick Garland over there, lying through his teeth.
Oh my gosh.
I posted one of the FBI agents that posted about it.
I'll find this.
Just give me a second. Well, what I'll do is I'm going to show you the difference between that crowd over there with Kamala Harris and President Trump's.
I mean, look at this. She only wishes.
I mean, people are writing songs about MAGA. They're writing all about President Trump.
He's been in the spotlight for years and years.
They used to all love him.
And then all of a sudden, he decided he wanted to run for president.
And then, whoop, nope, can't have that.
Unbelievable. Here it is.
Oh, man! Oh, what happened?
I scrolled down a mile, and then something weird happened.
That's okay because you know what I have to I have to play a little a little clip here about what's really happening not only in Springfield Ohio but also throughout the country and since cats are on everybody's mind people are gonna say that this is AI the haters will but you can choose for yourself That
is to all of the people in Springfield and all of the other areas that are trying as hard as they can to get their families out.
Of these Democrat-run cities.
And when I saw that, I went, you know what, that's just perfect.
That's how we all feel. It's getting good, isn't it?
It is. So Jesse Kelly got it here, tweeted, remember when the over Merrick Garland's, you know, rant?
He said, remember when the White House coordinated with the teachers union to send a letter to Garland about people getting loud at school board meetings and Garland sent the FBI's counter-terrorism division after angry school board moms?
Remember when he did that? I certainly did.
They faked the letter to themselves.
He's acting like he's on the soapbox.
So, one of the FBI whistleblowers under him named Steve Friend said, yes, they reassigned me from child porn cases.
To conduct surveillance at school board meetings.
And then FBI Christopher Wray lied to Congress about it before he hopped on his taxpayer-sponsored private jet to go on vacation.
They pulled this guy, he's the FBI agent, the whistleblower that went in front of Congress.
They pulled him off child porn cases to conduct surveillance at school board meetings.
Think about that. And then he wants to get up there on his damn soapbox and act like he's above criticism.
He's a joke, man.
He's everything wrong with this country wrapped up in one big asshole.
They are all just the worst of the worst.
And they're in it because they are so dirty.
That's why they have to stay up there, Pat.
They absolutely have to stay up there because they are terrified about what is going to be uncovered about them.
I noticed this one piece that you had.
This is something that we've been talking about non-stop on this show.
About how the Republicans and the Democrats just plain fake it.
It's not one side or the other.
It's both.
And, of course, you've got Thomas Massey, Representative Thomas Massey, who's out there speaking the truth.
But we've been talking about this forever.
You refer to it as Kabuki Theater.
And it is.
Yeah, read the tweet.
Yeah. I mean, he says to pass the giant spending bill, the Speaker was going to have Republicans stage fake fight over illegals voting.
The Swamp was quietly laughing at those who believed it was real.
I called them out on Monday and they canceled the fake fight by Wednesday.
I'm going to play it because it's really good.
And I would call him Mr.
Massey. Can we be honest with the American people about what's going on here?
This is political theater.
I'm going to call out both sides right here.
It's all posturing.
It's fake fighting. We all know where it ends up.
This is Groundhog Day.
I don't care if the Democrat is the Speaker or Republican is the Speaker.
We always get a CR in September, and then we get an omnibus.
Sometimes there's a twist on that.
We might get the omnibus before Christmas, but if we're not good, it comes after Christmas.
But that's what's going to happen.
And in the meantime, it's political theater.
It's good theater.
We've got great writers.
I wish they'd just come up with a new plot.
It's the same plot every fiscal year.
What should we be doing?
It's already been discussed.
We should have done 12 separate bills.
We should have done 12 separate bills.
But again, whether Democrats are in control or Republicans are in control, we never do the 12 separate bills.
Why do we always spend at least as much as we did last year, and why do we never cut spending?
It's because Democrats want to grow the welfare state, and Republicans want to grow the military-industrial complex.
And we're eventually going to get together, and they're both going to go up.
I guarantee it.
And both parties are just fine letting the bureaucrats do their thing, which should be our thing, according to Article I, Section 8 in the Constitution.
We are empowered with these things.
Most important of the things we do is the funding, and that's the big lever we have.
You know, I've sat through now almost two years of hearings in this Congress where we've exposed lies at the CDC, shortcuts at the FDA, unconstitutional gun bans at the ATF. Over prosecution of January Sixers at the DOJ, targeting common citizens at the FBI,
spying by the NSA, illegal mandates for livestock by the USDA, targeting transgenic plant vaccine at the NSF, and Censorship, the censorship industrial complex of which the NSF is part of.
Automobile kill switch at the DOT. Now these are all things I think most Democrats are just fine with this kind of totalitarian state that the bureaucrats are pushing on us.
But Republicans at least pretend to be against these things.
But what are we going to do this September?
We're going to fund every freaking one of those things that we have exposed.
That is the tool that we have, is the funding.
Why are we funding things we don't like?
We don't have to. Well, it's because we're addicted to spending.
And this doesn't do anything about the addiction at all.
So, let me...
Touch on one point, too, here that I think is important.
A couple years ago, or a summer and a half ago, I suppose now, we did something where we allowed the debt limit to be increased.
But as a condition of that, we said, if you do a CR that lasts past April 30th, everything's going to get cut 1%.
And that, to me, seemed like at least a little tinge of fiscal responsibility was creeping in.
But now I notice that this CR, instead of going one year, And giving us time to do the 12 appropriations bills is going to go six months.
Now let me tell you what's going to happen because this goes six months.
Number one, it ends on March 28th.
Well, the automatic cuts happen on April 30th if the CR went past that.
So that is exactly why the Speaker chose a six-month CR, is so we don't have even the chance, a threat, To this town, it's a threat of a 1% cut.
This is like T-ball.
The 1% cut is on the T, and Republicans won't even swing at it.
So instead, we're going to do a six-month CR instead of a one-year CR. That sets up another crisis next spring where we can do another pretend fight sometime around March.
And that fight will be the same fight regardless of who wins the presidency and who's in charge of the Senate and the House.
And we're basically going to get pretty much the same result.
But that's six months from now.
In the meantime, we can kick the can down the road.
All of these things that we've exposed and all of these hearings are going to continue to get funded.
But wait, there's a bright, shiny object on this CR. I've never seen one of these.
I have never seen a bright, shiny object attached to one of these must-pass bills.
Oh wait, no. It actually happens.
There always is. A bright, shiny object.
A bobble, if you will.
A little something to get excited about.
This SAVE Act is going to save us all, right?
And by the way, this is good political theater.
I do like this part of it, that we're going to see almost every Democrat cast a vote so that illegals can vote in our elections.
I mean, that's pretty clever on the part of our speaker to set that up, make you all take that vote.
But here's what he's going to do after you take that vote.
He's going to take it off.
The bright shiny object goes away.
It's Lucy and the football again.
And the American public is all revved up.
Yeah, we're going to get the SAVE Act.
We're going to save these elections.
We're going to stop the illegals from voting.
Really? How are you going to do that in like six weeks?
I think they're already registered if they're going to vote.
Some of them probably already voted.
This SAVE Act ain't going to save anything.
And particularly because it ain't ever going to become law.
It's a false promise to get all the Republicans half pregnant.
And then you're going to get fully pregnant by the end of September when you vote for this CR. It's not going to have this...
I mean, I hate to break this to you.
I mean, the Democrats already know this.
I'm not telling you anything special.
I hate to break it to the Republicans.
You ain't getting the SAVE Act.
It is not going to stay on this bill.
Why? Because we're gonna cave!
We're gonna cave! Is it a fight worth having?
Absolutely it's a fight worth having.
Make those Democrats say they want illegals to vote.
Make them take that vote as many times as you can.
And then make them go to the ballot box in November.
But that's what it is.
It's political theater, folks.
We all know where it ends up.
We've seen it. I've been here 12 years.
I've seen it 12 times. I refuse to be a thespian in this failure theater.
And with that, I yield back. We've been talking about it non-stop.
Man, what?
Just to shorten it, you know, we've been saying this.
They're not... It's just like...
They're doing the SAVE Act, the Republicans.
We said this before. And they're going to pull it at the last minute.
Because it's never going to pass the Senate.
It's never going to pass Joe Biden's desk.
It's never going to become law.
This is just kabuki theater, what I call it.
So you don't talk about the fact that they're not cutting spending and they're giving Democrats all the spending on anything they want.
All these people that are against us are going to get full funding.
And it just goes on and on and on.
When he's talking about CR, he's talking about a continuing resolution.
They're supposed to be taking these 12 departments, get them all on a separate budget, working it out, actually working instead of taking them six weeks off every two weeks.
But they don't. They just do these big omnibus bills.
They throw all the funding.
They throw all the funding to everything in the government all at once, and then everybody starts adding pork to it.
And then they don't give a shit.
Hey, okay, I want that bridge.
Okay, well, you can have the bridge, but I want 200 more billion to Ukraine.
Okay, that's fine. And they all get their hands out, and they all get their little buddies and their contractor friends and their donors, millions more.
And so, you know, you've got a $3 trillion budget to fund everything.
Because they get all the money for all their buddies, and it's just a racket, both parties.
He said it perfectly well.
He explained it beautifully, and he did it in a way that I think everybody can understand.
How frustrating is it?
We've all seen this dog and pony before.
Do your job. Y'all are in charge.
You're supposed to be doing this.
Why can't they cut this? It's just like this big money pit that eats itself.
And they're all getting rich, folks.
You're not getting rich. You're getting poor.
They're getting rich.
They certainly are.
And they're laundering money and everything else, and they are making sure that they are winning these elections.
And that's why this is such a big story.
And it's all over the place.
You've got Ohio's election, and I spoke about it briefly, but it's actually going down right now.
And this is why people say, oh, you know, why are you so against having people come into this country?
We all got here somewhere.
No, there's a plan, Stan.
There is a reason why they are flying them to certain parts and certain areas of the country.
They have an election to steal.
They have seats that they want to continue to keep.
So you've got this whole Haitian, illegal Haitian voter registration fraud operation using the Creole language forms.
And here's Andy Ngo.
He's talking about it as well.
The Ohio Secretary of State announced that the state's Election Integrity Unit uncovered the use of illegal voter registration forms by a government agency aimed at Haitians in Clark County.
Where Springfield is.
The illegal Ohio voter registration forms for Haitian Creole speakers were distributed through the Clark County Public Library in Springfield, Ohio.
Springfield is a working class city of 60,000 people.
It has taken roughly 15,000 Haitian migrants under the program.
You know, Ohio is a big deal when it comes to an election.
And they knew exactly where to strategically put them, and so now all of a sudden they're having an investigation.
Wouldn't it be nice for all those hundreds of thousands of lawyers that the RNC supposedly hired to put out an active investigation?
It's time. Now.
It was time three years ago.
But do it now. We can't afford to lose an election to Kamala Harris and Walz and have another four years, two, eight years of Obama policies and an Obama administration.
We're not going to have Trump again.
They'll put him in jail.
I know. They're going to put him in prison either way in November.
No question about it.
Exactly. It is going to be lights out.
Literally. For everybody here.
This is frightening.
And people are openly saying that.
I'm terrified if Kamala wins this.
People are terrified.
And you're right. They should be.
I mean, we've got all kinds of things that are knocking on our door as a result.
I mean, you know, Putin is warning.
He's not even making light of the situation.
He's going straight for it.
He's saying, you know, he warns that the authorization to fire long-range missiles deep inside Russia will mean NATO is at war with Russia.
And he's calling in his friends, China, Iran, all of the others and saying, okay, let's look at this.
Now they have crossed that red line.
We're going to green light this.
And again, this is the doing of Biden and his administration and all the warmongers.
They've been wanting a war for years and they're about to get their dream come true.
They have been dying for this.
The military-industrial complex, they cannot wait.
They are sitting on the edge of their seat.
They are going to be funded indefinitely.
They are licking their chops.
I can't stand it. I really cannot stand it.
Yeah, and when Trump gets in there, there'll be peace in the Russia-Ukraine.
It'll be over. Believe me, I'm telling you.
Oh my gosh. Because you're not going to fund it anymore, and you don't fund it, they're going to have to go to the table.
That's it. Of course.
You've got Biden who's dropping the human rights demands, gifts Egypt $1.3 billion in military aid to help broker Gaza ceasefire.
Just giving more money away that we don't have.
This is why Elon Musk is like, hey, put me in, coach.
We got to pull back. We got to throttle back.
I mean, that hospital that my friend is working on, just so they can tear it down, it's a $45 million gig.
And they're just going to tear it up?
They're going to complete it and then demolish it.
It is just unbelievable what's happening.
But their contractors, their suppliers, everybody else is going to get a piece of this thing.
They all get a piece of this thing except for us.
We're giving away our hard-earned money and we just continue to feed this machine unnecessarily.
But I'll tell you, when you have Democrats that are talking about this, Senator Blumenthal, and he's warning American people will be shocked, astonished, and appalled by the report on the Secret Service failures in the Trump assassination attempt, you know it was bad.
Well, he's just saying that because they want to make it look like it was incompetency when there was a bunch of people was in on trying to murder him on live TV and get his brains blown out.
100%. So that's all this guy's doing.
He's trying to deflect everything.
You're going to be appalled. This is the worst, most terrible incompetence you've ever seen.
It's not incompetence. It's a damn inside job, and we all know it.
Well, they're blaming incompetence, and they're blaming women, right?
I mean, that's what their go-to is.
Okay, so we're going to go into the whole DEI situation where people start pounding their chest, and they're like, oh, you know, you can't go there.
Yes, we can go there.
There was definite incompetence, but it was part of the buildup of the whole government operation to take out Trump, and everybody knows it.
Everybody knows it.
All of this was set up.
It played out exactly the way it was supposed to.
According to those that were trying to execute the president, assassinate him in and on real live TV, did, you know, assassinate one of the supporters that was there, Corey Compitor, and two others were hurt.
They don't care who they hurt.
They do not care.
These people don't care.
They take babies with eight months, nine months, and then they stick a thing in there and they stick it in their brain.
And kill them. I'm glad to see that all of this stuff, but they're going to sit on this.
They're not going to release it anytime soon.
This, oh, you're going to be so shocked and horrified by all of this.
They talk about Kimberly Cheadle, the former director of the Secret Service, was a colossal failure.
They're going to blame and hang her for it.
That's why she stepped down.
But there's so many other things that went on that day.
They know. They know that people have caught on and I think Dan Bongino is doing a great job on reporting on it.
I think Jesse Waters is doing a fantastic job of bringing this to light so that other people that aren't able to actually study it all day long are able to understand how this whole thing went down.
It was definitely planned.
It was definitely a planned operation and especially when you know and they knew That Iran had already issued threats against President Trump.
And then it's the media's job to make sure that they rev everybody up to hate Trump as much as possible so that, hey, if we get a crazy guy that gets out there and starts shooting, oh, well, so it happened.
Uh-uh. No.
You see that about Lemon?
I call him Lemon.
Don Lemon. Don Lemon.
Isn't he just a fool?
He truly is.
It is Don Lemon.
Tucker calls him Don Lemon.
Isn't he just ridiculous as ever?
Yeah, he deleted that too.
He certainly did, and you can see why.
I mean, talk about cringe.
First off, he lost his gig at CNN, so of course he's still reeling over that.
He's trying to make a name for himself.
I mean, he's even getting out there and doing on-the-ground reporting, which is really kind of funny to see him out of his element.
But yeah, I mean, he's up there mocking Melania Trump.
Who is this guy?
I mean, who does he really think he is?
I would have deleted it.
I would have never done anything like that.
But who would have put it up there in the beginning?
So he mocks Melania Trump describing her distress over the attempted assassination of her husband.
It is sick.
Here he is. The attempt to end my husband's life was a horrible, distressing experience.
Now, the silence around it feels heavy.
I can't help but wonder, why didn't law enforcement officials arrest the shooter before the speech?
There is definitely more to this story and we need to uncover the truth.
No question he deleted that because it was so horrible.
Can't imagine anybody doing something like that.
Nuts. It is.
But, you know, we've been calling for it.
I mean, there's so many things that this government is doing right now.
All of these psyops because they're losing.
And their minions in the lamestream media is not helping their cause.
And they know it. They're powerless at this point.
You've got a former Clinton advisor calls for internal investigation into ABC for rigging the presidential debate against President Trump.
Everybody sees it for what it is.
Of course, ABC comes out with a statement and says, oh no!
ABC says ABC didn't give her the questions.
CNN lied about Donna Brazile giving Hillary the questions for years.
Exactly. And then the WikiLeaks come out and prove that she did get all the questions in the CNN debate.
And Fox gave her a job afterwards.
I know. A million, like four million a year or something.
Exactly! Oh, you just come on over.
We'll take care of you over here.
I can't handle Fox News. The only person I like at Fox, I used to like Tucker, but I like Greg Gutfeld.
I like... But I don't like anybody else.
I like what Jesse's doing, though.
Yeah, I like Jesse. Mm-hmm.
I mean, the clips that I've seen...
There ain't many. No.
I just think Gutfeld's funny.
Yeah, I've never really watched Gutfield because I don't watch any of it.
So I just go by the clips that I see, and I see a lot from Jesse, and I think he's really stepping it up.
He's really trying to honestly report the news.
He's talking about things that we would talk about and are talking about, which is good.
I just can't support Fox News.
No, definitely not.
Can't do it. So you've got Kamala Harris over here.
Did not receive debate questions in advance, according to...
ABC. Absolutely not, they said.
Sure. We absolutely know that it happened.
There's no response like that if she didn't know the questions were coming.
She was obviously reading the dictionary.
It was like, okay, here's the question.
Oh, well, I'll have the perfect answer and let me rat alone without missing one step about it.
Perfectly Totally memorized.
Everybody's like, well, that earring wasn't an earpiece.
But to me, they're missing the point, man.
The other ear was completely covered with hair.
I don't know if it was. So maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.
Probably wasn't. But what I'm saying is her other ear was totally covered with hair.
She could have just had a regular earpiece in there.
If you've ever had jewelry made, you know it will take just a few minutes to make something.
You can make it look like anything and nobody knows.
I mean, there are jewelers all over LA. You give them a project, you'll have it the next day.
They've had weeks to figure all this stuff out.
I mean, and then all of a sudden, and they're smart enough to say, okay, well, let's, you know, kind of make it look like maybe something that's out there, but then make it look like something else.
Let's kind of compromise with the Tiffany look and we'll get this whole thing put together.
It's a contraption.
It's a device. I mean, seriously, 007 style.
They do all this stuff.
Of course they do. I don't put anything past them.
I think they use everything at their disposal.
I mean, they tried to make Biden look like he was coherent, but Biden just isn't.
There's nothing home. There's nobody home.
So you can't. That was an impossible task.
End of quote. People are just laughing.
The only thing people remember about that bait is that it was rigged.
That's all you want to remember.
Oh, yeah. They're up there screaming at him, and they don't know what they're talking about.
They're talking about the fake crime statistics that they put out without 6,000 precincts recording any.
The fake one, and he's yelling at that.
They just want the soundbite. It doesn't work.
I'm telling you, there's a lot smarter.
Some of them aren't. But there are smarter people now.
I mean, people are on to fake news.
They're on to this scam.
Oh, yes. And you can thank President Trump for that, because a lot of people were just following in step.
Whatever they report is the truth.
That was the end-all be-all.
End of discussion. Not anymore everybody questions everything.
Because they see what they've done to him.
And he's been calling them out.
So of course President Trump was right.
The new DOJ numbers reveal ABC hack David Muir.
He fake fact checked President Trump on violent crime numbers.
Crime is up 40% since Trump.
Where's the apology? You won't get one.
Of course not. And they're catching it for it but it's still it's not enough.
I mean and President Trump has already said he's not going to do another debate and I'm thrilled that he's not going to do another debate.
Why would he? But since it's Friday, since it's Friday we're going to relive that debate but just by some really talented impersonators.
This had me in stitches today.
Watch this. Here I am with Kamala, by the way, who I agreed to debate because I love to debate and I'm a very good debater.
I love to debate. That's debatable.
Okay, very debatable.
What are my thoughts on immigration?
I think it's a perfectly fine question.
It's a very nasty question. And we're going to be doing a lot because there are people over there and there are people over here, okay?
And we want... We won.
Okay. Slow down, little Kamala.
Don't hurt yourself. There's people they want to come into the country, and there's some people they want to leave the country, and I think if they want to leave, they should leave, and if they want to come in, we should put them in jail.
That is actually so inappropriate, and that is exactly what I'm talking about.
They're coming from outer space and Oaxaca.
Okay, I'm speaking. All right?
I'm speaking. The Democrats, they say the price is right, but it's very wrong.
It's very wrong and we're getting rid of prices and we're giving away a lot.
We're giving away vegetables.
I'm starting a garden, a very big garden, and everyone can have a pumpkin.
Okay, you know what?
We're not giving, we're not doing pumpkins, okay?
In my policies, we're giving away tomatoes.
Okay, carrots, all right?
Cucumbers, all right?
For everybody, not just, not just one side, because there's the right, and then there's the left, and then there's everybody in between.
You know, there's the right side, then there's the wrong side, and Kamala, she's in over her head!
Look at her, look at her, by the way.
These two are hilarious.
And of course, we won't end on our normal song on The Exit, but we will end on The Keefness because it was so good.
He really did a great job with his new song.
But if you're not doing anything tomorrow, I have a show, A Political Rendezvous, on a separate channel, Jules Jones Live.
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We are going to talk about Kamala and her moderators.
We're going to talk all about the debate and Get all those facts and figures up there.
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I mean, we know what happened.
This government is getting so sloppy with everything that they've been doing.
And they're like the worst of the worst.
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They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
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Why would you do that?
Eat something else.
People of Springfield, please don't Here's a catalog of other things to eat.
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They're eating the cats.
They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
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They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
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They're eating the pets of the people that live there.
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In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in.
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And this is what's happening in our country.
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