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Trump vs. Harris: First Face-Off | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 643 – 9/10/2024
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Today is Tuesday, September 10th, 2024, episode number 643.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
It's debate day, everybody.
Yes, it is.
Trump versus Harris, the first face-off.
That is what we named the show.
We're going to try to keep you going and keep you up late, Kat.
It's going to be after your bedtime.
I know.
I can't promise you I won't fall asleep.
You'll know if I do when I'm not saying anything.
Exactly.
But I have a very sneaking suspicion.
Maybe we'll ask chat what they think.
Does Kat fall asleep or does he, you know, tough it out?
I have a sneaking suspicion that you're not going to be able to stay away from this thing.
Now, we may be dragging tomorrow, but there's going to be too much in there.
I don't know.
Who knows?
It's not like you can't watch it anytime.
You don't have to watch it live.
That's true.
I can wake up at four in the morning and watch it.
That's kind of a spoiler, isn't it?
For those of us that tough it out.
That have to watch every single word.
Everybody knows how I feel about debates.
Debates are so boring.
They just, oh, they bore me to death.
I know it.
I know.
Because they have to meet rules to them.
And you know they're all going to be slanted toward the Democrats and there's rules and they get interrupted and they can't say what they want and the moderators take over and they think it's about them and it just gets old.
I know.
Wouldn't that be nice for a change?
I mean, this whole thing is so tired.
It really is.
I mean, everything that they try to pull these days, these days.
Listen to me.
Oh my gosh.
I'm using phrases like these days.
That's scary.
But anyway...
No, seriously.
They should change all of this.
We're in a whole new world.
All of these sleazy tactics of how a debate is supposed to be handled and all of this stuff.
Like you said, toss out a subject.
Let them hash it out.
The moderator shouldn't really even have a role in this whole thing.
They're not in the debate.
We're not picking the moderator.
Yeah.
Just fling the subject on the table and go at it.
There's never a moderator that we would pick, ever.
It's always.
Even when it's Fox News, it's, you know, Mumsy Culpepper and all these people that are leftists from hell, like Brett Baer.
He's a total leftist.
Exactly.
We know what we're going to get, especially with this crew.
I mean, you want a real debate?
How about we, you know, since you get everybody you want on CNN and everybody you want on ABC, why can't we have Tucker Carlson do ours?
Exactly.
Why don't we ever get anybody?
Ever.
It's so true.
I mean, it's really true.
And don't think for one second that she hasn't been practicing all of the questions.
She got them in advance, just like they gave them to Hillary Clinton.
She's been practicing.
They've been making sure that they keep her answers under a certain amount of time so that she looks like she's following the rules.
I mean, all of this is going to be so scripted.
And the moderator will also be debating President Trump.
But we know how he is.
He is the best moderator ever.
You know why?
Because he's unscripted.
Because he's real.
Because he connects.
And he says exactly what we're all thinking.
In real time.
He's quick.
She's already got that.
She's had the questions to debate for weeks, just so you know.
Oh, yeah.
That's why she practices so much.
You can't just practice every situation.
She's practicing the actual answer.
It's all going to be robotic.
It's all going to be pre-scripted.
It's all going to be memorized.
It's so true.
And to hide the fact that she's a communist.
Pig.
Well, and that's exactly what she is.
But not only that, she's probably going to have an earpiece, which will confuse her even more, because let's face it, she's already confused.
But you're starting to see a shift from CNN. You're starting to see some holes in the whole thing, because when you look at what happened with Erin Burnett yesterday, when she starts recognizing and realizing what her policies are, the fact that they basically copied and pasted Joe Biden's Entire platform onto her website shows you that this campaign is in complete and total disarray.
And just like her one-on-one scripted interview with Dana Bash, it's not going to go well.
I don't have high hopes for Kamala Harris at all.
I think she is going to bomb spectacularly, even with all of the help.
I really do.
Did you see Eric Spoffart get all pissed off?
I've tried to tell everybody these memes are killing them.
They're like, well, they don't really eat cats.
Yeah, they do.
They do eat cats.
If you want Haitians to live around you, Democrats, why don't we move them all into your neighborhoods?
Why don't we move them all into your houses?
If they're so awesome, like you say, and we're so racist, why don't you take care of them?
No, you don't want them.
I don't want them anywhere near me within 100 miles.
Of course not.
Nobody does.
They're not.
They are absolutely not.
And now all of a sudden, you know, I'm hearing about these third world problems in other areas.
I've been living with them for a long time.
And if you get Kamala Harris, get ready because that's what you're going to experience and that's what you're going to get.
We've had these conversations about illegals with driver's licenses that hit other cars, right?
I mean, it's not the young drivers that are coming out of school out of driver's ed.
It's illegals that are going out there.
They're handing these people $3,000 on credit cards a month, people.
And driver's licenses and everything else.
And it's still eating the geese in the town.
And yes, they are.
Yes, they absolutely are.
Actually, it gets worse than that.
As Donald Trump Jr.
pointed out, border czar Kamala Harris imported nearly 4.5% of the total population of Haiti with zero vetting into our country.
And these are the results.
So here are just some of the headlines.
This one is from the New York Post.
Haitian immigrant charged with raping 15-year-old girl in migrant hotel.
You've got prosecutors handling that case.
You've got illegal immigrants from Fox News.
Haitian migrant accused of molesting child is in U.S. via controversial Biden-Harris program.
So, of course, you've got, you know, this person that entered the U.S. under the Biden-Harris administration under the CHNB parole program.
Parole program!
Oh, how lovely.
So they're paroling them in.
You've got Hermano Joseph, 35, the migrant who caused Ohio scandal, bus accident that killed an 11-year-old girl, Aidan Clark, and injured 26 other students, was previously caught in the list.
Look how large that run the country now.
The country is literally one of the most beautiful countries.
I mean, that's the Caribbean where everybody wants to go and vacation.
They can have motels and vacations, but they can't get their shit together enough to even have any kind of a civilized society to make any money and have anything to do with anything but a hellhole.
Now they're going to come here and they're going to be these brilliant lawyers and doctors that are going to add to our society.
It's not going to happen.
Why can't you be successful in your own country?
You literally live in paradise.
No.
You live in the Caribbean, man, where everybody wants to go for vacation.
Exactly.
I mean, but it goes on and on, and so the left is completely freaking out.
Absolutely freaking out.
Their magic racist word doesn't work anymore, and that's what they're really mad about.
It's true.
Spot fart just had a total meltdown on duck memes and kitten memes.
I told you they were working.
Keep doing them.
It makes them mad.
And just real quick, Aiden is a young boy, the 11-year-old boy, not girl.
I'm sorry, I got that wrong.
I just wanted to make sure it's a boy, and it was a boy.
He died as a result of all of this stuff.
I mean, the headlines are here.
You've got molestation.
You've got murders.
You've got all kinds of things that are happening here as a result.
And you've got the community that is so upset over the whole thing.
So when you do get SpyFart, who's sitting up there just making ridiculous comments...
Yeah.
So what does a traitor who literally slept with a Chinese spy get mad about?
He should already be in prison.
How is he still there?
He slept with a Chinese spy.
How's he even in Congress anymore?
And what does he get mad about?
Duck memes and kitten memes.
I mean, and then he says, you know, then he uses the term, okay, we use illegal aliens.
That's what they are.
That's what they have always been.
So then he tries to use alien, like we're talking about UFOs or outer space aliens.
He's so ridiculous.
He doesn't even take himself seriously.
All the Democrats are.
They're dumbasses.
All of them.
All of them.
They're silly, ridiculous people.
And we're paying them for that kind of nonsense.
And they're destroying this country.
They've got these borders open.
Like I say, I'm not scared to admit it.
You can call me every name in the book.
I don't want the Haitians, any of them, within 100 miles of my house.
I don't want to go to the grocery store with them.
I don't want them to drive a car around where I drive.
I don't want them anywhere near me.
I'm not afraid to say it.
I don't want them near me.
There is nothing more frustrating to American citizens when you go into a store.
And I'm speaking from experience in LA or in San Francisco.
This happened there too.
When you've got a whole bunch of foreigners that ride up, cruise up in a brand new Mercedes Benz or a brand new Cadillac and you go in together and you finish your shop about the same time and you look over and they are using food stamps.
Okay?
There is nothing more infuriating than that.
You just sit there and go, really?
I am paying for the Escalade, probably their house as well, and they're using food stamps?
Yeah.
That is what they're going to do to the rest of this country.
And then they're going to bring us all down.
I hear from my friends that work in this environment.
And they're like, I am working so hard.
I'm so exhausted.
I'm like, well, what's changed?
And they're like, I'm having to do the work of people who are incompetent.
I am working harder now.
Because I have got people that just cannot cut the mustard.
And they can't.
So people, it's the do's and the do nots.
And the do's are having to work twice as hard to get the work done for the people that can't do the work.
And all this, and we're just giving out money to illegals.
I don't mind helping the poor people, but let's help our own poor people.
Exactly.
Why are they getting skipped over?
My favorite is when you go to a grocery store and they come up with a cart.
And they put a little divider.
Here's food.
And they pay that with food stamps.
But, you know, food stamps don't pay for some things.
So here's the stuff.
Here, I'll pay cash for this.
Five carton of cigarettes.
Cigarettes.
Cases of beer.
Yep.
Two cases of beer.
Exactly.
20 bottles of Jack Daniels.
I'll pay for this cash.
I got plenty of money for this cash.
Well, most likely they sold their food stamps in order to get the money for the booze and the smokes.
I mean, that's just the way it goes, right?
They come over here, they have a place to live, they're illegal, and they ship them into these towns, and they destroy the towns, and they get everything given to them.
They don't have to work.
They get free credit cards.
They get free housing.
They get free everything.
And everybody in that town is struggling and working three jobs, and they're getting more money than they are working three jobs.
It's absolutely true.
You're crazy to vote for Democrats.
This is going to get so bad, the country's going to be toast.
They are importing this place into a third-world shithole, and that's what they want.
That's exactly what California has turned into, hence the reason why people are leaving here in droves.
And they are coming to a state near you.
But will they continue to vote for this nonsense?
Come on!
I really, really hope not!
So here is Fartwell, your favorite.
Eric Spoffort.
And here he is in one of his finer moments.
Check it out.
What in the hell is this?
The chairman tweets, protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio because he goes down some crazy rabbit hole, completely debunked that aliens are eating pets?
My God!
Are you okay, Mr.
Chairman?
Because last year, for a very long time, you tweeted And promoted Kanye West as he was calling for genocide against the Jews, and you kept it up.
And now, when we have victims coming here, you're tweeting this nonsense.
I don't know why you would do this.
Victims.
I hope you're okay.
I don't know if the aliens who are eating your ducks are in the room with us right now, but, Mr.
Chairman, this is a serious issue.
These people have loved ones who have been lost, and you tweeted this.
Oh, it's not debunked, not by a long shot.
The victims?
The victims?
The victims are the little 11-year-old boy that just died.
That's right.
Do you care, Eric Spoffart?
Do you get mad when you're sleeping and cheating on your wife with a spy?
Fang Fang.
With a honeypot?
Fang Fang on your ding dong?
He seriously cannot make this stuff up.
I mean, it's really the truth.
These are silly, ridiculous people.
And that's a terrible acting job, by the way.
Well, not only that, it was horrible.
But see, that's what Hollywood's into these days.
I mean, hey, you can have a full blown career if you join the Democrat Party, because believe me, you can even travel in style on one of their buses.
I mean, this whole thing is just a joke.
It's just ridiculous.
Everybody sees through it.
They're making fun of it.
I mean, everybody has a story to tell.
Oh, I just got kicked out of a restaurant because Biden just brought our team of actors in here.
Right?
To act like...
Yeah.
To carry out some kind of deal.
Here's your Doritos, honey!
My Doritos?
Didn't even ask for them and you happen to have them in your hand.
What a coincidence.
It's insanity.
And especially when you've got all of these issues that are going on in the country.
And honestly, seriously, we haven't had anybody up there running the country in months, in years.
I mean, so why do we even need a president anyway?
If you've got a whole entire bureaucrat installed system with these people just running rogue and they just want to install somebody so they can keep going.
They're terrified of President Trump.
Why?
Because he's going to get rid of all of that nonsense.
Tried to have him killed.
Once and for all.
Yes, it was an inside job.
Of course it was.
You see Melania coming out in that video?
That tells a lot.
Bless her heart.
Oh my gosh.
She is just absolutely one of the classiest people ever.
And here she is.
The attempt to end my husband's life was a horrible, distressing experience.
Now the silence around it feels heavy.
I can't help but wonder, why didn't law enforcement officials arrest the shooter before the speech?
There is definitely more to the story. And we need to uncover the truth.
That's crazy.
She knows.
Can you imagine?
For her to come out and say, yeah, we know it's an inside job.
We know a lot of people's filthy hands are all over this.
This wasn't no rogue dude having to get on a roof and be able to look.
Oh, man, I can't believe it.
He got in this gap.
Oh, he's shooting.
One, two, three, four, five.
Let's let him have three more shots.
It's the most ridiculous thing to think there ain't so many people in on this.
There's no way that can happen.
There's no incompetence that allows that to happen.
That's right.
I don't care if you work for Homeland Security or the Secret Service or the FBI. They knew that they had an active shooter and they did not arrest him before.
They knew it.
All the communications prove and confirm that.
And here she almost watched her husband get assassinated along with the rest of the world on camera.
Because he tilted his head miraculously.
That's the only reason why he survived that.
That was God intervention.
I don't care what anybody says.
You can fight with me about that all day long.
I will say and come to the same conclusion.
There is no reason why President Trump should be alive right now after that shot was taken.
Miracle.
Absolutely a miracle.
The fact that we're having this conversation is breathing right now.
Divine intervention is ridiculous.
I know it.
I know it.
This tells you everything that you need to know.
And the thing that's really disappointing is that we don't have enough Christians that are signed up to vote for whatever reason.
And so that's what I'm saying.
Please, everyone, take it to your church.
You know, a lot of people, they've come up with this whole notion.
Oh, you're not supposed to talk politics or religion anymore.
During parties or dinner events or church or different situations or settings.
Are you kidding?
That's exactly when you should be talking about these subjects.
Absolutely you should be.
And make sure that you get everybody registered to vote.
This is way too important to mess around with.
Yeah, and it's coming up.
It's gonna be here in the snap of a finger.
It's, I mean, it is just almost here.
We are right here in the twilight of the whole thing.
And my gosh, with the UC, knowing how they did the last election, if you think that they are not going to try that again, oh my gosh, I've got news.
Absolutely.
Scary, scary stuff.
I mean, when you start thinking about the fact that it is 56 days until Election Day.
We have 56 days.
That's going to happen in a minute.
But I'm glad Melania Trump got up there and said what she said.
She's asking the major question here.
Why didn't law enforcement arrest the shooter before the speech?
Good gosh.
So you've got, of course, CNN that are trying to spin their ugliness all over the place.
But yet, then again, you're starting to see bullet holes in all of that and those stories too.
Because, seriously, they're starting to question Harris.
This one with Erin Burnett, I mean, my gosh, she exposes just how far left Kamala Harris actually is.
Listen to this.
For the first time on her campaign website.
A K-File investigation has uncovered, meantime, a 2019 questionnaire.
And in this questionnaire, Harris laid out some much more liberal stances, among them on immigration.
So in 2019, in what K-File found, she said she would cut funding to ICE, writing, quote, Our immigrant detention system is out of control, and I believe we must end the unfair incarceration of thousands of individuals, families, and children.
I was one of the first senators after President Trump was elected to advocate for a decrease in funding to ICE. Well, now, of course, she's touting the Biden administration's executive order to crack down on the border.
K-Files' Andrew Kaczynski joins me now.
Andrew, that's pretty incredible on its own when you're talking about what you found here on ICE. What else did you find?
Yeah, and this was a questionnaire that she filled out for the ACLU, and this questionnaire is really an interesting snapshot in time of that 2019 Democratic primary.
Kamala Harris was trying to get to the left of Bernie Sanders.
She was trying to get to the left of Elizabeth Warren, and you really see that in a lot of these answers, and I want to walk our viewers through a little bit of what she said.
Let's just take immigration and look at what she said here.
She said on immigration, she made this open-ended pledge to end immigrant detention.
She said she supported taxpayer-funded gender transition surgeries for detained migrants.
Taxpayer-funded gender transition surgeries for detained migrants.
She actually said she supported them.
She both wrote and answered in the affirmative when she was asked this.
And she said she also supported it for federal prisoners.
Now, she also pledged to slash immigration detention by 50%, close all family and private facilities, and decrease funding for ICE, and then end ICE detainers with local law enforcement.
I mean, these are things that, you know, it would be hard to think that you would come up with taxpayer funding, gender transitions for detained migrants, and yet, as you say, written and verbally.
You know, what else, you know, did you find?
Well, let's take a look at her answer here on drugs.
She got asked about, you know, the question from the ACLU was, since drug use is better addressed as a public health issue through treatment and other programming, will you support the decriminalization at the federal level of all drug possession for personal use?
And Harris answers yes.
Now, what would that mean?
Will it mean the federal, all drug possession, that's not just marijuana, which she alluded to in her answer to this question, but it also would mean Yes, federal level of all drug positions.
Fentanyl, crack, cocaine, things like that, yeah.
Have they responded to you on her changes on these issues?
So we did put this question to the Harris campaign about the entire ACLU questionnaire, and the Harris campaign didn't answer any questions from CNN. Instead, they just provided a statement from an unnamed Harris campaign advisor that just said, The vice president's positions have been shaped by three years of effective governance as part of the Biden-Harris administration.
Now, they declined to CNN to elaborate on what those positions were.
And then they also provided this statement, which they attributed to a spokesperson saying, as president, she will take that same pragmatic approach, focusing on common sense solutions for the sake of progress.
So where does she stand on all this questionnaire today?
We don't know, and they won't say.
It's pretty incredible stuff, and thank you very much, Andrew K-File, for this reporting.
They know exactly what they have with her.
She is so far left, they can't even see the center now.
And anything she acts like she's going to do that sounds in the middle right now, she's not going to do it.
She's a liar, an opportunist.
100%.
You see that video passing around the day of her and Willie Brown, they asked if he was his daughter.
That was a riot.
Do you want to talk about drama?
I think that is one of the funniest videos that's out there right now because I mean when you start looking at the fact that you know Willie okay so if you don't know the story you should know the story.
The story is basically this.
He was married and his wife was pregnant and he was carrying on an affair with Kamala Harris and They were just doing their thing. And of course at all of these events Kamala Harris was showing up as the other woman and To the point where people were very uncomfortable uncomfortable about it at the time And then they absolutely thought that she was his daughter.
So the question was asked.
I mean, that moment when Kamala Harris, a.k.a.
the other woman, gets mistaken for his daughter.
Here it is.
Notorious for his flamboyant lifestyle.
Flashy clothes, fancy parties...
Fine women and fast cars.
You should from now on address me as the man.
If ever a man and a municipality were made for each other, it is this man, this place.
Not his wife, but Kamala is standing up there right next to him.
She still had that squeaky-ass voice, didn't she?
She's sarcastic and horrible, and there she is again.
Sleeping her way to the top.
That's how she got her jobs.
Well, and that's what's just so disgusting.
And if they install her ahead of time, okay, great.
So you basically forfeit, again, getting a real competent first American president in there that was voted on by the people, and instead you install her.
So great.
You get it over with.
You get a woman installed.
That's just going to make us all sicker.
Not only are they destroying our sports, but then they install something like this as the first president?
Oh my gosh, no.
Really, it's so degrading at this point.
It truly is.
And this is why, now more than ever, we've got to get President Trump back.
We've got to get this whole system back on track, reset it, whatever it is you have to do.
But do it and do it now.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
The mistress.
And she has nothing.
I mean, nothing of her own.
She's completely adapted all of Biden's policies because she doesn't have anything else to even say or talk about.
So she has no policies on her website.
She didn't want it to be a talking point tonight, which it should be.
So she puts policies on her page file.
You know what she did?
She copy and pasted Biden's policies.
Exactly.
Man, that's all you can figure out?
Seriously.
Copy, paste.
Metadata reveals the Harris campaign's policy page is a copy-and-paste hit job from Joe Biden's campaign website.
Now, she was trying to distance herself from him, but now all of a sudden, her policies, her own statements, all of the other things that she used to talk about, are now coming back to haunt her, so she figures that, hmm, maybe this is the way to go.
Joe Biden's looking really good right now.
They are not even taking the time.
They're not talking to nobody.
Biden never talks to anybody.
And when he does give a speech, it's so damn ridiculous.
He's either screaming or whispering or just...
I don't even know what you call it.
It's just gobbledygook babbling.
Nobody knows what it even means.
It's like a little two-year-old going...
It's the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.
He cannot form a sentence or a thought.
Nobody knows what he...
What's funny is they'll have these paid actors come in so it'll look like 30 or 40 people are listening to him and they're sitting up there clapping with everything he says and they ain't got a clue what he's saying because nobody does.
Well, and this completely debunks what they were trying to put out there, that she is the fresh face, that she's the new candidate.
She's not any of that.
She is him, but worse, way worse.
And so he's the shield.
Yeah, and a lot of people are saying if she has a bad bait, they're going to replace her again.
They can't replace her, man.
They've got early voting going on.
She is the candidate.
They're going to have to ride that train.
They're stuck with it.
They're going to have to ride that train all the way.
Just like she did.
Good one, Kat.
I was waiting on it.
Oh my gosh.
It's true though.
It was on a tee.
I had to hit it.
Oh my gosh, so this is what we have.
And seriously, when somebody tries to use Biden as the shield, right, then you know you're in bad shape with all of this racket.
But that's what it is.
I mean, this is an installation.
These are bureaucrats that just, unelected bureaucrats that just want to hold on to their seat.
I don't know how many times they've told you, do not cackle.
Do not cackle.
I'm sure.
I bet they're beating that in their eardrum every two seconds.
You cannot cackle.
Don't say, you fall off a coconut tree!
You don't do it.
It's true.
Just don't laugh.
Don't cackle.
Don't make a joke.
And please, for the love of God, don't say I'm burdened by what it's been.
That's exactly right.
Because everybody knows.
I'm burdened by what it's been.
Oh, it's so sad.
I mean, the whole thing is just ridiculous.
But the thing about it is, is that they've probably set up all of these one-liners for her to pull out during the debate.
And so she's going to be so focused.
Of course they are.
They're going to say she won.
Don't doubt me on this.
They've already written the scripts of their segments on how she dominated.
Oh, it's pretty good.
They're going to say.
They've already had conference calls.
Yeah. They've already had all of these come together meetings where they're like, okay, so we all want to be and we all want to use this verbiage.
This is what we're going to say because they crafted this stuff out a long time ago and now they're going to have those one-line seekers you know how they used to have circle back or the walls are caving in or some of those different things that they've used. Who do you trust at 3 a.m. phone call?
Exactly! The dumbest shit.
And she's... Get ready.
She's the worst candidate and the biggest nightmare.
I mean, this country's over if that cackling idiot gets in there.
She's dangerous.
She's to the left of Bernie Sanders.
She's dangerous.
It's just going to be Obama's fourth term and that's going to be it.
Fundamentally change the USA and he's going to do it.
It's really scary.
But when you start seeing CNN respond, right, and not just wholeheartedly and blindly, then you know something is going on.
You've got Scott Dworkin, who is saying out here on a post, and I snapshotted this because I was like, wow, this is really great.
Here it is.
He says, This is pure steaming hot garbage.
Delete it.
Here's the analysis.
Harris faces a nowhere-to-hide moment in upcoming debate, and the price of failure is enormous.
This is from CNN! And here's the conundrum they're in.
When you're not authentic, which means you're just a horrible person, so people that can't just be authentic are horrible people in general.
They're fake.
They're fake phonies.
And so when you try to train somebody to be authentic that's not authentic, Then the more they try to be trained to be authentic, the more they get worse.
Because now they're unlikable and not authentic at all.
But now they're trying to force authenticity onto the crowd.
And it just is more cringe.
And you just can't do it.
And like I said...
They've got all these zingers playing and all, but she can only memorize.
This thing's going to go on over now.
And she has no practice, so she can only memorize so much.
And then Trump has a way of getting under their skin.
She ain't going to get under his skin.
He's going to get under her skin.
She's going to call them a rapist and all kinds of things.
Get ready tonight.
Because they don't have any policies.
And she hasn't practiced.
Trump has been out there practicing.
Nonstop.
Think about a football team, and you went through training camp, and you went through all the practice games, and you have 17-game season, and you've played 16 games.
And then here comes a quarterback who was hurt all year, hadn't even had any snaps, and they put him in the game.
Do you think he's going to be able to keep pace with the people that's played 15, 16 games and just come in cold with no practice?
You can't do it.
It is going to be something of the ages.
And I'm going to love every single minute of it.
I mean, this is fantastic.
But I will tell you one thing.
Something is going on over there on X because I know that we've got a lot of people.
You call them the Cranberry Brothers.
But they're community noters.
And even a simple post is getting a community note.
Like this particular meme I put out there, I had to put it out there twice because when I looked at it, it was getting a community note.
Obviously, it's been taken off since then.
But when I'm talking about Biden-Harris accomplishments, they put sensitive.
They marked it sensitive.
So I said, look, get your community, when I appealed it, and I said, get your community, you know, People in check because this is debate night and they're labeling everything that's coming from President Trump or the war room as sensitive.
And adult content.
Yes.
It's got to stop.
They're already playing with it.
And then they're doing my tweets.
They say, I'll say, hey, are y'all going to vote early voting on election day?
You're engagement farming because you asked a question.
Engagement farming is an illegal note.
See, this is crazy.
I can't ask a question.
This is social media.
That's right.
We talk to each other.
We ask each other questions.
I like to engage.
I like to hear what other people are thinking.
That's the point, isn't it?
You can't engage.
You're accused of engagement farming.
Don't engage on social media.
Whatever you do, don't engage each other, guys.
You'll get a community note.
Yeah, they've totally...
The left is totally on X taking over the community notes, man.
Well, and that's why I was going to ask, because they're always asking for people to sign up as community note people.
So if anybody in our audience would like to join that and make sure...
Republicans have jobs.
That's the problem.
See, we're doing the jobs of like 10 people because the left isn't working.
I mean, that's what it seems like anyway.
And especially when you start looking at the Kamala Harris campaign, why do you think it's completely bombing?
Because nobody has experience.
They only have...
Experienced rubbing elbows in de-sleeves.
They have never built anything.
They've never made anything.
They don't know what it's like to run a business on a day-to-day basis.
They're professional con artists.
Exactly.
Professional.
That's all they've done their whole lives to be a politician.
They're professional con artists.
That is the difference.
They take and take and take and take and take and take your money and they spend it and they live.
All of them's millionaires.
Every one of them.
Kamala.
Kamala, uh, Potato, Potata, Biden, Obama.
They all get it.
They're all worth a hundred million dollars when they leave.
All of them, they get filthy rich and everybody else is poor when they leave.
But they're richer.
All of them, every bureaucrat up in that cesspool crap hole called Washington DC.
I cannot wait until president Trump gets a hold of everything.
I really cannot, because he knows exactly what's going on here.
Melania knows what's going on, and they know who the snakes are.
And I think another reason why the media is starting to change their tune is because President Trump is going to win this election, and he knows that they are going to get, his new administration is going to get to the bottom of what we just witnessed the last few years.
And I'm not just talking about the last three and a half.
I'm talking about what happened when President Trump took the office initially.
Because they absolutely did a job on him like nobody's business.
And they thought he wouldn't come back.
They had recounts to try.
And then they had electors that were not going to...
Exactly.
He was impeached twice.
He was impeached twice over nothing, over being right.
Everything is impeached about right.
They have tried to bankrupt him.
They have raided him.
They have tried to...
They do fake rape cases.
They do fake money this...
You know, the one case tried to take half a billion dollars for him and there's nobody to get bank loans.
The banks were happy.
I mean, they've got him 3,000 felonies, trying to put him in prison the rest of his life, you know, with rigged jurors, with scumbag fake judges, activist judges and activist DAs, and they shot him in the face.
I mean...
Come on.
And the other side saying, we're the resist!
I mean, really?
I mean...
This is the wildest thing ever.
Listen to yourself, you idiots!
It's true.
You're not the resist.
You're government bootlicking zombies.
Exactly.
I mean, and this is what I say to my leftist Democrat friends.
They're like, oh no, you know, there's going to be so much drama if President Trump gets back into office.
I'm like, don't you want to see how this movie ends?
Don't you want to hear how the whole thing played out?
Get ready with some popcorn because they're going to expose it all.
And I'm here for it.
Don't you want to know how it ends?
I mean, don't you want to find out exactly how it was done?
How they gaslit the entire world?
We're just getting started.
And I think the media now is starting to sniff that out and they start to realize that all of these phone calls, just like with the Twitter files, just like the Facebook files, just like what was going on in YouTube and Google and everybody else should be real nervous right now because it's headed their direction as soon as possible.
And I can't wait because it was a coordinated effort.
You dumbass Democrats don't realize when they're done with them, they're going to come after you, you dumbasses.
They already have.
When they're going after free speech and your God-given rights and your rights that's under the Constitution and they're taking them away from people that you don't like and you're sitting there clapping like a train seal, you can't be any dumber than you are because they're going to come after you next.
You think they care about you?
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And that's what's so cool about all of this.
I mean, you've got President Trump who was saying that Mark Zuckerberg called him and said, there's no way I can vote for a Democrat this election.
He's scared to death.
Now, I'm not going to go crawling up into the booth with him to find out how he's going to vote.
But I will tell you something right now.
He's terrified.
And he should be.
Because he's going to be part of that investigation.
And he knows it.
Those Zuck bucks and everything else that he had going on.
Oh, yes.
He influenced the election.
They hid the stories.
That's why he came out with that pathetic letter, trying to get ahead of it, because he knows.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he knows he's guilty.
And those 51 Intel agents?
By the way, Zuck, you're a damn billionaire, man.
Lose the bowl haircut.
Oh, jeez.
My God.
You can't help this guy.
At least go to Super Trims or something and get a $7 one.
You're trying to help?
You can't help this.
He's an alien.
That alien that, what's his name, was talking about Fartwell.
Yeah, this is him.
And this guy, I mean, you hear the background on him.
He didn't even invent Facebook.
He stole it.
Eric's spy fart.
Eric's spy fart.
Them victims?
And you're going to make fun of victims?
Victims?
What are you talking about, victims?
Victims?
My God!
Oh my gosh, we're all a victim of Facebook.
They're out there eating the geese and shitting in the streets, man.
Who's the victim here?
Oh, it's so bad.
I mean, all of these stories are true and the left cannot stand it.
I'm so proud of all of the memers and everybody that got all of this out there in the public eye.
I mean, teens age 16, 17, and 18 accused of brutal killing of beloved swan mom Faye in New York town and then eating the bird were refugees.
I mean, they ate the swan.
This was a well-known swan named Fay.
It goes on and on and on.
And now they're trying to act like it didn't happen.
Yeah, that's what they do.
They're just like, it didn't happen.
It's debunked.
Yeah, it's not debunked.
I can pull up stories all day long.
Yes, illegal Honduran migrants, migrants, they're illegal aliens, are arrested after shooting down a bald eagle that they plan to cook and eat in Nebraska as the sheriff reveals the local community is in uproar.
Of course they are.
Yeah.
I mean, nothing happens to them.
They're out there eating.
They could eat bald eagle brains with a manatee steak with some sea turtle eggs on the side, and they're not going to do anything to them.
Exactly.
And this is a good one.
Eat less kittens.
Vote Republican.
That's a great sign.
I hope they'll go up all over the United States.
This is in Arizona.
Paid for the AZGOP.com.
This is a billboard that is going up.
I hope they have one here in Hollywood.
I would love that.
Maybe somebody can send me one.
I'll put it in my window on Hollywood Boulevard.
That would be fabulous.
I don't know what would happen.
You know, they used to run the culture and then we had to chase them.
We were always behind because we were chasing them because they were winning the culture.
But these cat memes and stuff, and they're like throwing fits and they're having to chase us and go, it's not true, it's not true.
Oh, we're going to keep going.
It's true.
They're absolutely having a fit over this.
They can't get in front of it.
We're on defense.
We're on offense.
Oh, yes.
Ride the wave.
That's all I have to say.
And we need to make sure that everybody is out there voting.
That's the main thing, because we do know that they are going to cheat.
We have seen all of this before.
I mean, we now have got a lawsuit that is going on in...
Let's see here.
This one is happening...
In nine states demanding election compliance with the law.
And so this is one of the latest.
You've got an all-volunteer organization dedicated to honest elections just released a report detailing millions of errors discovered in the state voter databases in 20 states that account for 338 electoral votes.
They've got all of this.
I mean, you can basically get right to it.
They'll show you exactly what they're trying to do, where they have been able to uncover the fraud.
It doesn't.
And there, of course, you've got the Russian hoax, 2024 Politico hacking blind spot, debunked by New Hampshire Secretary of State.
So who's really spreading the mis, dis, and mal information?
See, that's the thing about Politico.
The left really takes them seriously, but they are the number one component of trying to push mis- and disinformation.
I showed you all yesterday.
I was a victim of that nonsense, of that scam.
Then you've got Dallas election trainers who direct workers to provide church addresses to homeless applicants.
All right, so they're telling them, oh, you don't have a home address?
You can use the church.
Address.
And we'll just write your name in for you.
Sure.
We don't have to be there.
We're up against a lot here.
And the cheating goes one way.
It's all Democrat.
The Democrat Party cheats and then they destroy the country.
Cheat and then destroy the country.
It's got to stop.
And then they pick all the AGs.
It's never ending.
You can't get anybody in there to stop it.
Well, that's true.
And understand, with the 81 million ballot that they did to install Joe Biden, they have to at least make this one with Kamala look close.
So they're really gonna ramp it up.
So we have to work even harder to save our constitutional republic.
We absolutely do.
Sure.
Well, and a lot of people are talking about...
In November, that's the right, that's why they switched it to November.
Because then they're going to say, well, and then they're going to say, we're not going to certify this election because he's in jail.
Sure.
That's why.
They pull it out all the time.
And the Republicans, they couldn't fight their way of a paper bag.
They're the weakest, most cowardly.
And they don't even understand.
No matter how much they fight, dirty.
They just don't know how to fight back.
If they're fighting dirty, you've got to fight dirty back.
And that's the only way to win.
Sorry, but it's true.
Well, the good news is we're not going to have to deal with a whole bunch of these lame-os anyway for very long because I'm telling you something.
There is a whole new party that's emerging and they are bringing their friends.
So those that are holding seat in Congress and in the Senate, they better hold on tight because I've got to tell you one thing.
I'm watching it happen in real time.
And you're talking about moderates.
No one is really identifying by party.
They're all about their principles and about their platforms.
And I'm here for that because I'm not a party girl at all.
Haven't been in quite some time now.
It's impossible to support the Republican Party.
All they do is backstab you.
Exactly.
I'm sick of it.
And they're all war pigs.
Yeah.
They're making deals behind the scenes.
Hey, we'll give you this if you give us that.
And we'll give you this and we'll give you that.
They don't want Trump in there.
No.
Don't doubt me on that.
They do not want him in there.
And they don't want us to put in the people that are going to make a difference in our lives and in our country.
And so they're making deals in order to stay up there, like this whole thing that we were talking about yesterday.
Okay, well, we'll take the presidency.
We'll take Kamala Harris.
We'll do that if you will give us the Senate and the Congress, or vice versa.
This happens on the regular.
You know, the days of believing that a Republican wins one year after, you know, eight years, and then we get a Democrat for the next eight years, and then flippy-flop, flippy-flop.
This has been going on for quite some time.
And they like it like that.
It's all arranged.
Okay, you get to divide up $5 trillion with your friends, and in four years we'll divide it up for us.
And none of them give a damn.
Trump's the only one that I've ever seen actually try to help the people.
Exactly.
And look what they do to him.
When he's not on board with their wars, when he's not on board with the deep state, when he's trying to actually help people, look what they do to him.
He's trying to close the border.
Even the Republicans wouldn't even find the wall.
And it's sorry.
It really is.
And I can't wait until Crenshaw goes, I'm so tired of him.
I mean, I really am.
I don't know who sees him for anything, for what he is.
He's another McCain.
That's all it is.
Hey Collin, my patch McCain.
And for a reason.
But we're watching their records.
And like I say, there are so many people that are emerging now that we haven't even heard their names yet.
But you can start to see where this party is going and where this country is going.
And we're going to have a groundswell.
This cheating and all this stuff is going to go away.
The bubble is going to burst into sleaze.
And I'm here for it.
So your new assignment is save the sea turtles, because I just posted a video by RNC Research, absolutely hideous, disgusting, illegal, and an illegal alien has been arrested after he drunk drove on a Florida beach, almost hitting people and running over a protected sea turtle nest.
Oh my gosh.
I was just saying they're going to have sea turtles and the story just came out.
So they're going to be eating sea turtle eggs.
Oh my gosh.
That's awful, Kat.
I mean, you know, this is the thing.
So get the AI memes out.
Save the sea turtles.
Well, you know, it's really funny that you should mention that because I do have a little sea turtle that's, you know, been marked.
But my gosh, I'm going, really?
They don't have respect for human life at all.
There's a video of it.
There's a video of it.
There you go.
Let's see.
You ought to play it.
A suspected drunk driver behind the wheel of a GMC Hummer sped up a sandy stretch of Fort Lauderdale Beach Sunday night, almost hitting people on the beach, police say, but also running over a nest of sea turtles monitored by FWC-sanctioned volunteers.
The driver made multiple passes down the beach, back up, down, and back up again, I think looking for an exit.
The volunteers quickly called 911.
No question.
This is unacceptable behavior.
Broward is home to more loggerhead nests than most Florida counties, with the females traveling thousands of miles to nest.
The city of Fort Lauderdale imposes light restrictions so they can make their way safely to the ocean without confusion.
And that's why we could not use a light to interview this volunteer who comes out to monitor the turtles almost every night, occasionally using only a red flashlight.
We have this person out here with their We see between 50 and 80 hatch out of each nest.
For every thousand sea turtle hatchlings, only one makes it to adulthood.
We've seen mamas nesting here up until as recently as last week, sometimes two, three, four at a time, the different stages of coming ashore, laying eggs and returning.
And it takes them a little bit of time to do that.
And had he come on a mother nesting, it could have been even bad for that reason, too.
In addition, the volunteers say the driver came within feet of one of their own.
Fort Lauderdale Police say 42-year-old Manuel Ortega Oriana is charged with DUI. These animals are up against so many man-created issues.
It's absolutely hideous.
There's no reason for this.
Oh, that's just ridiculous.
So that driver remains, we are told tonight, illegal.
As for the fate of that nest, these volunteers really won't know until they see or don't see turtles emerging from it.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, really.
Save the sea turtles, vote Trump, and the kittens, and the ducks, and the swans, and the bald eagles, and the manatees.
Well, it's true.
I mean, it truly is.
And anybody that would hurt an innocent animal like that, I mean, that's just really...
I don't understand.
I don't understand how that could be fun.
But most of those people...
Or end up being serial murderers.
Look on the bright side.
Some reason he can afford to be drunk driving around on the beach almost killing people and running over sea turtles.
With our taxpayer money.
In a $120,000 car.
Oh my gosh.
That is just the sickest, saddest thing.
But I mean, that's what we're up against here.
I mean, it shouldn't really surprise anybody when you know what you already know and what you're dealing with.
I mean, for kittens, eagles, you know.
Come on.
Cats.
Cat, you better be careful.
That's all I have to say.
You're way too valuable to be out there and exposed.
Eric Spyfart's worried about kitten memes and he's out there banging Chinese spies.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, you seriously cannot make this stuff up.
It is.
It truly is.
It's awful.
I'm just so sorry to watch what's happening here.
But, I mean, this is exactly what Kamala's third world country is like.
You know about the illegal Venezuelan, the gangs that's taken over the hotel in El Paso, Texas, turns it into a violent drug den.
This is happening all over the place now.
Everywhere.
Yes.
They're just ordinate.
I mean, this is their America.
This is what they have created.
You know, this is what people are going to actually vote for.
I cannot imagine.
I would love to have that conversation with anybody saying, really, how is your life better?
One of the things that people are talking about is wake up Republicans.
Democrats are openly stealing the 2024 election with fraudulent overseas ballot.
Now, this is a conversation within itself because I had a veteran that reached out that said, hey, look, when I'm serving overseas, when I was serving, it's very difficult to find out how I can vote.
So that's something.
We have to make sure that those that are serving abroad, that they are voting in our elections, and they have to do so, and they have to do so early.
That's a conversation that must be had.
But now, all of a sudden, you've got this going on.
Democrats used to steal the election with overseas ballots.
We saw evidence of this in several battleground states.
So, the act officially covers members of the United States, Uniformed Service, and other merchant marines, their family members, and United States citizens residing outside of the U.S. I mean, there's all kinds of investigations on what's going on here with our elections.
Scumbag line, cheating Democrats.
I'm so sick of them cheating in all these elections in every which way possible.
It's so true.
I'm tired of their propaganda media.
I'm tired of their deep state FBI, CIA, DOJ. Who don't care about nothing.
I guess their whole purpose now is just to go after Republicans and try to frame them and then let Democrats cover their own crimes.
They're going to fall because they're being exposed.
They truly are.
But there is one thing that I actually found common ground with Kamala Harris, and I was surprised by it.
Truly.
but also what they can do around best practices and best machinery.
We are talking with them about the fact that it is probably best that you do not have your election system connected to the internet.
Because that will create greater vulnerabilities.
And then look at where we are now.
In this year of our Lord, 2018, we're talking about paper ballots.
But that actually might be one of the smartest systems.
Going back to, you know, a day when we could have something tangible that we can hold on to because Russia cannot hack a piece of paper like they can a computer system connected to the Internet.
Hmm.
So I finally found some common ground.
I totally agree.
Look who's behind her.
Langford, a Republican.
That's right.
You know, right now we have 100,000 people watching live on X. Why do you do that?
Why do you do that to me?
Why?
Why?
100,000 people.
That's a lot of people.
You already know that I always get nervous doing this show, and then you have to just rub it all in there, Kat.
Well, if you disappoint everybody right now, you'll disappoint 100,000 people.
Thank you for that.
If you mess up, 100,000 people are going to listen to it.
Oh my gosh, thanks for the last five minutes.
101,000 now.
101,000 now.
Right before we switch on over to our after-party show where we're going to go into all the other stuff, but this is a good one too.
Oh my gosh.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, she is blasting Speaker Mike Johnson for his fake fight over the SAVE Act warns GOP could lose the House.
We see right through this clown.
You called him out in the very beginning.
So they're never going to pass the SAVE Act.
And what they're going to do is they're going to vote at the last minute.
So you're not talking about they're going to agree with all this crazy spending again, the Republicans are.
It's all a smokescreen.
So you're not talking about they're going to just sign off on all the spending again.
It's like C-listed actors and actresses in Hollywood.
I mean, that's really what you have in Deasley's.
No, but they're unlikable.
They're not even good at their jobs.
They're playing from a script, and we're all supposed to buy in so that you've got a bureaucrat machine of unelected folks running around, acting like they're doing their job, and they're not.
And the reason, how do we know they're not doing their job?
Because look at how, what has happened to our country as a result.
As a result of all of these people, unelected bureaucrats, that's what we have.
Joe Biden, we don't have a president right now.
We haven't had one since President Trump was in office.
And look what's happened to the country.
We're a complete and total joke to the rest of the world.
These people in Congress and in the Senate and otherwise, they are beholden to China.
We have parades in our country celebrating China.
You saw what happened in San Francisco.
Ugh.
New scum, he rolled out the red carpet.
And it's happening in other parts of the country as well.
Where they're celebrating China.
I mean, you don't get that for people that return from being in Afghanistan.
No.
Uh-uh.
You have a resident that's sitting there looking at his watch when you have 13 soldiers who lost their life trying to protect our country.
Well, you got, um...
Um...
What's the guy that fell asleep today?
Can't think of his name now.
Which one?
Speaking of screwing up...
Good!
I'm glad it happened to you.
Democrats are up there falling asleep today.
They got people talking about, you know, coming back after six weeks of vacation and you fall asleep.
Six weeks off.
You fall asleep while people are talking in a first hearing.
That's the most incredible thing I have ever seen.
I mean, they...
Six weeks off!
time. You do realize that. I mean anything. They could have done something during six weeks of vacation but they did nothing for President Trump. They did nothing for their constituents to get people signed up and registered to vote. No, they took six weeks and nobody heard a peep from them.
Nadler. Yeah. Yeah, he's up there sleeping today because of six weeks.
He's in bad shape anyway.
From being on vacation for six weeks.
He's sitting up there and they're talking and he's up there snoring.
After a six week vacation, there he is!
I know it.
I mean, he's in bad shape anyway.
He waddles.
He doesn't walk.
I'm sorry to all the haters out there, but...
I can be one too.
I'm tired of people shaming us, right?
I mean, for trying to protect our property and trying to protect our person and trying to protect our family.
I'm tired of it, truly.
And so when the roles get reversed and we have a moment to flip the script, they go, I'm offended!
No.
We're done.
So, so finished.
It looks like they lifted it.
Their magic words don't work anymore.
Racist.
Nazi.
We don't care.
We don't care.
I mean, nobody cares at all anymore about that.
Your little magic words don't work no more.
Well, and the problem is, is that they used it, and when they used it, they used it up.
And that's exactly why it doesn't work anymore.
Because there are a lot of really racist people out there.
And there are some really bad people.
But they used it on nobodies.
Look, Mom, I'm American.
I'm non-binary.
That's transphobic.
That's offensive.
Sorry.
I couldn't help myself.
So that's how we're going to end the show.
All right, so if you're part of our Locals community, we're going to head on over there right now.
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