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The DOJ is Badly Broken | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 640 – 9/5/2024
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Today is Thursday, September 5th, 2024, episode number 640.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Rushy, rushy, rushy.
It is a Russian kind of day, isn't it?
Yeah, Russia, Russia, Russia is back.
Everybody's Russian.
Oh, boy.
But you know what?
I mean, here's one of the things that they just cannot deny, and that's the fact that Vladimir Putin has endorsed Harris.
I know.
Boy, am I rubbing that in.
I'm loving it, isn't it?
Isn't this just fantastic?
It's great to see them squirm.
Seriously.
They're always trying to control these narratives.
And he does want her to win, too.
I mean, that's as honest as it can be.
You think he wants Trump in there?
Absolutely he wants her to win.
Oh my gosh, he knows what's going to happen when President Trump takes over.
That cackling fool.
Exactly.
So now you got Putin who is on team white dudes for Harris.
I mean, seriously, you can't get a better headline than that.
Oh boy, we do have fun on this show.
Well, anyway, I've got to tell everybody, it's really, really hot here.
It's supposed to either make it up.
I've heard two different people that have said it's going to reach either record highs of 105 or 105 degrees or 110, which means blackouts may be in my path.
So I just want to warn you in advance, if something happens, it's because, of course, LA Grid can't handle it.
Timmy Electric Cars.
California Grid, actually.
Exactly.
I like the way the weather now, you know, it's like, okay, it's 90 degrees, but it feels like 160.
You know, they put the feels like in there for the global warming freaks.
Oh, man, it got to 117 where you live.
No, it was actually 89, and it said it felt like 117, which is just, you know, global warming nuts putting their little...
A hint that everything's hotter because it feels hotter than it really is.
And I go outside and I say, no, it feels 90 out here in me.
It doesn't feel 117 at all.
Well, it's 98 degrees right this very moment in L.A. And I'm getting severe weather alerts about excess heat.
That's every day here.
Oh, see?
It's wild.
But I'm also getting additional alert for air quality.
So there you have it.
You know, they're always spinning.
You've got to breathe homeless turds when you go outside.
It's something.
Oh my gosh.
So where to begin?
I will tell you one thing.
President Trump, he has just got such a way about him and his speech today when he was talking about the future.
You cannot get any, you know, the candidates that we're looking at right now are so completely different.
President Trump does not hold back talking about how he's going to make your life better.
And then you've got Harris over there, who is talking about making your life worse.
Truly.
I mean, she's talking about, you know, putting a cap on free speech, going after platforms, where President Trump is talking about making sure that he has Musk leading government efficiency commission.
Here, Harris wants to punish anybody that has a social media platform, especially X, and President Trump wants to elevate him and say, hey, you know what, you did such a great job, you fired 90% of Twitter, and maybe you can do that for the country.
This is...
You can't get any different.
Nobody would miss them.
I know it.
I mean, the inside the Beltway DC bureaucrats are...
I mean, when the whole world's in a depression, they're making $400,000 a year apiece.
I mean, it is something.
He has got a very clear view of what we need to do and what we need to get done.
But it's not only that.
There's so many people that are joining the party as a result.
So many that used to be Democrats.
Trump himself was a Democrat, a former Democrat.
And now all of a sudden with Kennedy and then you've got Tulsi Gabbard and you've got Elon Musk and you've got several others that are saying, hey, you know what?
The left lost me a long time ago.
We need to bring this whole thing back to center.
It's just awesome.
We're getting everything, Kat.
If you look at our shows in the past, everything that we asked for, that we were hoping for, is happening organically.
It just is.
I know it took some doing, but...
I tell you what, it's just that the more you hear that...
Harris didn't even get any votes.
They tried to make her the new Obama overnight.
She was very unpopular.
The left hated her.
Everybody hated her.
She couldn't get 1%.
All them people that are cheering for her now, they voted 1% last primary for her.
1%.
And there probably wasn't even a percent.
She was the first to drop out.
She got dead last place.
Nobody wants to hear her talking.
Man, she's so bad.
She's just the worst.
And the numbers just speak for themselves.
And all of a sudden, you're getting the job reports and everything else that are being revised.
And people are starting to understand what is happening with this administration.
It is just completely falling apart.
And that's why she's trying to distance herself.
She is in office right this minute with a guy that they took out.
Via coup, right?
To make sure that he never ran again.
And so she is supposed to be kind of driving the ship, most would think, but she's not.
She's acting like she has absolutely nothing to do with this.
She flip-flops more than anybody I have ever seen.
I was just laughing.
She's the worst candidate I've ever seen in my life.
Oh, gosh.
I mean, they've got to know it, you know.
And she would never, ever in a million years, you know, she would never be, she would never, if there was a primary, ever be in this position.
And then the Democrats are so dumb, they just take their votes and give it to a bunch of elitist snobs, there's a handful in Washington, D.C., and vote for them, and they come out cheering.
None of them says, hey, man, I didn't get to vote.
What the hell's going on here?
Well, that's why it's our job to remind them that she is another installation, just like Biden was, and just like everybody else was.
Just so if you're a Democrat, you know you have no vote.
You're not going to decide.
Just like Biden.
Biden was losing.
He was in next to last place with Camilla.
Exactly.
And then everybody just dropped out, and he was the only one left.
Yep.
Just like Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton.
Same thing.
We got a history of this.
I mean, these are a bunch of commies.
They don't choose.
They're done letting y'all choose.
I know it.
You're not going to have a voice or anything.
You're just going to merely exist.
Imagine that.
So here you go.
You've got the numbers here.
I got this from your page, Kat.
Under Trump, you had mortgage rates that were 2.77%.
Under Kamala, 7.75%.
Personal savings, you had a plus of 385%, and then you have a negative 73% under Kamala.
Under Trump, you had, with credit card delinquency, a negative 11%.
Under Kamala, you had a plus 50%.
Real weekly wages, you have a positive of 8.2% under President Trump, and then a negative 3.9% under Kamala Harris.
It's no wonder that he is winning on the question about economy all across the board, especially in the swing states.
Every single one, President Trump is cloning up on that.
And with good reason.
When he's doing this debate with her, he should just let her talk as much as possible.
Just let her talk because she can't go on.
They're supposed to be talking for like two-minute sections.
Just hammer the economy and everything and just let her talk.
Because the more she talks, the more people are going to hate her.
She's going to try to remember so much, and they're going to have an earpiece, and they're going to try to do everything they can to help her.
But in the end, she's so damn dumb and so unlikable, it's going to come out in a long debate.
It's going to come out.
You can't hide it.
You can't hide that cringe forever.
You can't put it in a box.
Well, that's exactly why she doesn't want to give interviews because the other one that she did with Dana Bash was so bad that people really got to see who she is.
And she's just unlikable.
She looked horrible.
You thought she was hungover.
I agree.
She did.
I mean, she had gotten into something the night before, was bit by something.
I don't know.
But these figures and these numbers don't lie.
And this is what everybody's looking at.
Look at that.
Just a nice little drop right there.
And they've been keeping all of this under wraps because you know what?
When we do get President Trump into office, don't think for one second they're going to make it easy for him at all.
They are going to hand him, so to speak, a turd.
And that's the fuzzy kind.
If Democrats get the House, they'll just keep impeaching him over and over again.
Did you hear my joke?
Yeah, I did.
Oh my gosh.
All right, that's one for me.
For anybody keeping score.
Jules won.
Yes, Jules won.
That one.
All right.
So anyway, you just can't hide this stuff.
You really cannot.
It's gotten to be ridiculous.
And the more you're seeing the crime and everything else, of course, we were talking about yesterday, the latest on the shooter.
We have a lot more information on him.
Of course, they knew.
They knew for a year.
Authorities knew about this guy.
And yet they were going after grandmas.
Think about that.
They finally have a face to go with it.
I don't even understand why we have an FBI anymore.
They're so worthless.
I mean, all they do is just...
What are they good for?
Mm-mm.
Nothing.
They're there to make sure that they install the people that they want to and, you know, get rid of those that they don't.
It's very apparent.
I mean, when you look at what they have done over the past couple of years, you just can't help but recognize what's happening.
And there's a picture, and they always show a picture to somebody when they're eight.
You ever notice that?
Exactly.
They never show a current picture.
There's no way that's the current picture of the guy.
No, definitely not.
And I'm sure, again, his social media was scrubbed completely, especially in this day and age.
They don't want any of that out there.
But I mean, when you look at the history here, authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI. This was in Buffalo in 2022.
10 were killed.
Authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI in Boulder, Colorado in 2021, where you had 10 killed.
Authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI Parkland Springs, Florida in 2018 where 17 were killed.
Authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI in Sutherland Springs, Texas in 2017 when 26 were killed.
Authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI in Las Vegas in 2017 where 60 were killed.
Authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI in Orlando, Florida in 2016 when 49 were killed.
Authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI in San Bernardino, California in 2015 when 16 were killed.
Authorities say the suspect was known to the FBI in Boston, Massachusetts in 2013, where three were killed.
It goes on and on and on.
It was groomed by the FBI, take known out and put groomed in.
That's right.
That's exactly what's going on here.
Of course that is.
I mean, look at them.
They're coming out and trying to take out conservative influencers.
You're Russia.
You're Russia.
Isn't that something else?
You know, it's right on time.
But, you know, you also, if you're making all this money on YouTube and all this stuff, and by the way, how do they stay on YouTube if they're conservative influencers?
It's impossible.
We got kicked off, you cut two and three.
Oh boy, did we ever.
We were like, Fauci should be in prison.
Strike one, the election was rigged.
Strike two, the jab is poison.
Strike three, you're out one day.
It was, you were gone immediately.
Gosh, if you're still on YouTube, boy, are you riding the fence.
This is the wildest thing.
But you can't make it easy for them either, you know what I mean?
You can't just start taking money from groups and, oh man, this guy wants to pay $2,000,000.
All right, man, I'll take it!
Exactly.
I mean, I've been offered money, you wouldn't believe, by a million groups.
I never do it by campaigns, by groups.
Everything I do is in-house.
I run my own store.
I run my own Twitter page.
I mean, we run our own podcasts.
Everything's done in-house.
I don't take money from outsiders that try to give me money, ever.
And I don't go to all these influencers' parties and stuff that I get invited to and take pictures with everybody.
Because I don't know these people.
Well, it's not really our thing.
It's really not.
No, they'll make up something on me if they want to, but you don't have to put it up on a damn tee either, you know, where they need to have a bar.
Exactly.
You know, you've got to at least throw it.
I mean, my God.
But, you know, they're just trying to say, hey, this guy's a Russian agent, and this guy's a Russian agent, and they're not, of course.
But, you know, they label you that.
They're trying to take the sting out of you.
Well, that's exactly it.
And that's exactly what they've done here.
I mean, you've got the DOJ who has accused, right on cue, several conservative influencers unwittingly working for a Kremlin-funded media outlet.
The story just continues to get more interesting.
And you have Ashley St.
Clair who's talking about it.
She says the influencers named appear to have been deceived by funding sources by Lauren Chin, founder of Tenet.
Secondly, you have Lauren Chin, the alleged Russian agent receiving millions for propaganda allegedly, has been actively discouraging votes for Trump and dividing the right.
Now, they say, oh, and she claims to be, like they always have.
I mean, you remember the Lincoln Project, right?
Where they claim to be Republicans.
They claim to be conservatives when they're absolutely quite the opposite.
How long have I been screaming?
And I've been trying to tell our audience and I've been trying to tell my followers that you wouldn't believe what goes on behind the scenes in this influencer thing, how much money some of these people make.
And they just, I mean, these groups...
You don't know who's funning these people, and they go around, hey, I'll pay you $50,000 to say this, I'll pay you $100,000.
And how many of the people that you follow right now and think are like super-duper conservative influencers are just taking money from everybody?
Well, that's what's so interesting.
And they're making millions.
I mean, I could be making ten times what I make, believe me, if I just did that.
Oh, you could.
You could easily sit back and just say.
But I'm not going to do that.
I mean, you would believe it.
I get emails or DMs and say, hey man, this group wants to invest in you.
Oh yeah?
What group?
The flim flam superdelegate group.
And you're like, I've never heard of them.
Now, why would somebody want to give me $50,000?
Unless it's nefarious, you know what I mean?
Exactly.
Unless they're trying to set you up to take you out.
And that's exactly what's happened.
But, I mean, you can't ignore that you already have a story with Hochul, who had a Chinese spy and her husband that was running in her camp in New York.
At least she wasn't banging on them like Eric Swalwell.
I know.
Linda's son.
So, I mean, this is the whole thing.
And you have Nancy Piclosi.
She's got a history with China.
Dianne Feinstein.
Her driver, of course.
For 20 years.
Exactly.
Was a Russian spy, and she didn't know it.
So, I mean, you've got to know.
I mean, what do you tell...
If somebody's been driving you around for 20 years, I mean, after 10 years, there's no telling what she told him.
She told him everything.
It was like driving Miss Daisy.
I mean you saw her condition at the end, right?
I mean she was talking to anybody that would talk to her.
She was in such bad shape.
She had no idea what was going on.
They were wheeling her around the Capitol just in pitiful shape.
She couldn't even recognize anybody.
But you've got all of these different people.
And what's so interesting is that in between elections, so right now you've got people that are, you know, jumping on board on Trump if that's going to be the moneymaker.
You never took Trump merchandise either and sold it under your name under Cat Turd.
No, I would never do that.
You always made sure that that went over to him.
And that was his brand.
That was his line.
You created your own.
Yeah, I'm never sold in Trump stuff.
Whereas you've got a lot of people that will take that and start making it into part of their brand so that they can make money, which is really, I mean, you know, to each his own, but I wouldn't do it.
Yeah, I mean, you don't own the rights to that.
Trump does.
Exactly.
But you have people that get on board during an election year, and then those four years in between, where are they?
Or those three years, I mean, they normally start cranking up the year of the election, so we'll give them that.
But then those three years, they go dormant.
You don't hear from them.
You don't see them.
They kind of crawl into their corners of the world, and that's it.
Well, you've got a whisperer here, and her name is Lauren Chen.
And she says, I supported Trump when he said he wanted to leave it as a state's issue.
That's fine.
But saying that you would go out of your way to veto an abortion ban, that you'd potentially use your executive power to overturn congressional legislation and the will of the people, no, I'm done.
And this is how they start getting in and they start trying to use their influence to manipulate the situation.
And that's exactly what happened here.
You can see that this person is definitely not a fan of President Trump, so I don't know if she found them or they found her, but all of a sudden you've got a company that's created by Lauren Chen by the name of Tenet Media.
And they're the ones that lured in conservative, now I'm not going to say all of them are for Team Trump because they're not.
Yeah, they're not all Trumpers.
No, they're not.
And lured them in, and now all of a sudden you've got statements from Director Wray saying, Russia, Russia, Russia.
It's back.
And with her name attached to it, and even though, you know, I think she's the only one.
Has she been indicted, though?
I don't believe she has been indicted now.
Yes, yes.
When did that happen?
As of yesterday.
She is the one that, let me get back to it so we can see here.
Because I have the two RT employees indicted for covertly funding and directing U.S. company that published thousands of videos in furtherance of Russian interest.
Now, I don't think she's on here yet.
I don't think so either.
Tenet is owned and controlled by Lauren Chen, who is affiliated with Turning Point USA and her husband, Leanne Donovan.
So, but this, these two have got some very Russian names.
So the ones that they, so we're just waiting to find out if she's going to get one or not.
Because she's the one that basically holds this up.
They gave $10 million to them people, man.
$10 million?
$10 million.
Here are the Russian nationals that were indicted.
You have, okay, I can't even say these names, but Kalashnikov, 31, and you have Afinsivia, 27, known as Lina.
Those are the two that were indicted.
And that's for the Foreign Agents Registration Act.
So Chen isn't on there yet.
Yeah, so she wasn't indicted.
Not yet.
Well, if you're not indicted and you're right in the middle of it.
Isn't that odd?
Don't you find that odd?
So who knows, man?
The thing about it is no matter what the DOJ says, you can't believe any of it because they're just a bunch of damn liars.
So who knows?
She could be guilty or innocent.
Who knows?
Because they're just going to come out and lie.
Pretty much everything they say, I believe the opposite because that's really the truth usually.
But like I say, man, if somebody comes around you and there's $10 million split up between five people, I mean, to do what?
I mean, to me, the huge red flag would go off if somebody offered me money like that.
Oh, boy.
I don't think so.
I know it.
But it's really affected them.
But here's the thing.
I mean you want to talk about defamation lawsuits because now you've got a real eager beaver media That's running wild with the story because they are so glad to have russia russia russia back in the spotlight I mean they were proven wrong The only person behind the Russian dossier was Hillary Clinton.
And Russia, Russia, Russia pretty much died after that.
And you didn't have it again until, of course, election season.
And now we have Russia, Russia again.
So they're going back to the table and saying, oh, see, we told you way back in 2016 about Russia influence.
Well, the only person that has been endorsed by, you know, Putin is Harris herself.
Harris Walsh.
But it's going to be interesting.
The timing is also interesting.
The way they lumped it in with the shooting is interesting.
The fact that a lot of people didn't even know that this was going on yesterday, that it was completely leaked out of the blue, that was something else.
They were all releasing statements.
I mean, here you've got them all kind of, you know, saying at least one of the influencers asked for a profile on Gregorian before signing a contract and was given a fabricated one-page profile.
So, because they asked, they said, all right, so who is this?
That's exactly what I'd say.
Yeah.
And so they gave him a name.
If it's too good to be true, it is.
No thanks.
They gave him the fake Edward Gregorian profile.
And so they had this here as life and education looking outside of a private plane.
I mean, apparently this was sufficient enough for two of the commentators.
And they're saying it's believed to be Tim Pool and Benny Johnson.
That hasn't been confirmed.
It's just in this article by Zero Hedge.
Signed contracts, which paid Poole $100,000 per podcast, while Johnson was paid $400,000 per month, plus a $100,000 signing bonus for, get this cat, four weekly videos.
No wonder we're in the poor house.
It's just, man, what do you think that's going to be, man?
Good God.
If somebody offered me that kind of money, I'd say, man, you've got to be Putin.
Something's wrong.
I mean, hey, man, will you do one tweet for $400,000 a month?
I'll be like, first instincts go, hell yeah.
But my second brain goes, I'm getting set up here.
I mean, this whole thing is really fascinating.
So, of course, you've got a lot of people that are commenting on this thing.
And Jordan Chattel says, Lauren...
They should have to give that money back, though, man.
Absolutely.
I mean, you would think so.
But now they've got a whole bunch of lawyer fees and everything else they're going to have to do because they're being— I'm telling you, this is why I stay away from that because when people—and a lot of these people are honest.
It's different if somebody says, hey, here's my product.
I'm selling like, you know, Patriot razors or something.
Right.
And then, you know, will you endorse my product?
That's different.
But when somebody just comes out of the blue, hey man, will you post this for $400,000, a little video we put together?
And that's when my spotty senses go way off.
Well, a video that they put together is really what you have to pay attention to.
So, you've got this Jordan person who is saying, Lauren Chen is in big trouble.
According to the DOJ, she and her husband worked with the Russian government to launder sanctions, busting money into her media company, Tenet, to promote Moscow's interest in the U.S. And Cernovich, he comes in and he says they let her off.
Most likely she entered some off-the-books deal to protect a federal asset who Tenet Media aggressively promoted and for access to all of her devices.
Sounds like a Hillary deal, doesn't it?
Plus, they were able to monitor under FISA and no doubt did a few hops off that.
I think I've Okay, this just came out.
Blaze Media has fired Lauren Chen, one of the YouTubers implicated in the alleged Russia to influence her operation.
Chen has discouraged people from voting for Trump.
Wow.
So the Blaze Media just fired her.
Okay.
It's the first of many things to happen.
Because once it starts, it just starts to collapse.
And that's what's happening here.
Yeah, I mean, it has to be.
I mean, nobody has 10, 20 million dollars to start throwing to, you know, some of us influencers to run a video.
Here's $100,000 up front and $400,000 a month to play one video a week.
Man, I'm going to tell you something.
You've got to look in the mirror.
I mean, Tucker don't get that much.
You're going to say, am I bigger or smaller than Tucker?
You know, some of these podcasts aren't big at all.
Am I bigger and smaller than Tucker?
Let me see.
Well, he don't get that probably, so how am I getting it?
Well, exactly.
I mean, it just doesn't add up.
Definitely, you would have, you know, your senses light up.
And I don't think any of these people are Russian agents.
I don't know about her.
But, I mean, you still, you know, you know they're after you if you like Trump.
And so you've got to try to be as careful as possible.
Like I say, you can't put up on a tee and let them hit it.
And we know that, you know, they'll frame you anyway.
But that's not what I'm talking about.
You don't have to make it that easy for them.
You know what I'm saying?
Even if you're towing the line and you're not 100% committed either way, but you have a really big presence and you have a really big following, of course you're being watched.
Of course they want to set you up.
Of course they're going to use you.
I mean, that's why we got deplatformed immediately.
Because we didn't even mess around.
If you're trying to speak truth to power is what we do, and you're not deplatformed just about everywhere, I don't know how you can say you do.
Exactly.
So that, you know, if you're still on YouTube all these years, because I'm telling you, man, you can't say anything over there.
We got three strikes in our first day.
We were done.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, so true.
And if you're over there as somebody trying to save the republic and speak truth to power, and you're making millions on YouTube...
And then they're not getting rid of you.
Why are they not getting rid of you?
That's my first question.
Why aren't they getting rid of you?
Something's weird about that to me.
Because we got banned the first day, and you're saying the same things as we do, but you're not banned, and you're getting millions from them?
I don't know.
Well, I mean, this is exactly what's happening here.
And what's really funny is that I'm so shadow banned, honestly, over on YouTube that I did it just for an experiment.
You know me, I like to see what's going on over there with all these different platforms.
And so I put Jules Jones Live up there just to see what would happen.
They know me all too well.
I got one view on one of my top stories of the week.
I got one view.
We're not going to ban you this time.
It was so funny.
And when we were going to do the news show, I said, just don't even go to YouTube.
They're going to ban us, man.
They're going to ban us so fast, it's going to make our heads spin.
I am so shadow banned that I'm telling you.
Twitch, we're banned from there.
Oh, yeah.
We're banned from YouTube.
We're banned from Facebook.
We're banned from Instagram.
For what?
You listen to our show, everybody out there.
You listen to our show.
We just tell the truth.
Exactly.
As we see it.
You know, it's our opinions.
We're not, you know, we don't, like, recommend violence or anything, which is what should get you, you know, we're just stating our opinions.
And we were right.
We were right about the vaccine.
We were right about ivermectin.
We were right about the stolen election.
We were right about January 6th.
We were right about the FBI, Hunter's laptop.
We were right about all this stuff.
We're the ones that are right.
We ended up on social media.
It's weird, though, that these other podcasts go over there and they don't get kicked off.
How?
How?
Exactly.
We didn't last five seconds.
Facebook kicked us off, too.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we had almost a half a million followers on Facebook, and then all of a sudden, boom, down went the page.
Mosh!
I've been swatted.
The Bank of America closed three times.
The Bank of America closed their bank account for the show.
We won't have to give you a reason.
Well, see, I mean, and that's why they use YouTube and they use all of these platforms as a tool.
And we learned that during the Twitter files.
If you really think that YouTube is any different, it's not.
They are listening to what you're saying.
They have algorithms that pick up what you're doing.
And that's what it's used for.
It's a government tool.
It's no different than them selling your information, right?
To find out what you're purchasing on your credit card or who you're calling.
I kind of ride solo.
Of course, you do too.
I stay here at the ranch.
I don't go to anything.
I get invited to all these.
Every event there is.
If it's CPAC or the Republican National Convention, I was invited to that.
I don't go to any of these.
I don't want to sit up there and take a bunch of pictures with a bunch of influencers that I don't know or half of them I don't trust.
That's not your thing.
It's not mine either.
I do one event a year at Turdstock and that's music.
It's not political.
It's literally people jamming on guitars.
It's really true.
And then, you know, I do have pretty much the same influencers that I hung out with when I started Cat Turd are the same ones I hang out with now.
I've got my little inner circle, and I don't really venture out.
And them other people hate me.
I mean, they hate my guts.
I don't like them either, and that's just the way it is.
Oh, I love when they try to approach me and they're like, you need to pull back.
You two need to really pull back on your content.
You need to get a hold of, you know, and they come my direction.
Little do they know that's not going anywhere.
I don't even put up with that nonsense for a second.
I don't know you.
I don't follow your content.
I don't care.
Yeah.
If you want to make a podcast, make it and say what the hell you want.
That's your business.
It's our podcast.
We're going to say what we want.
That's exactly right.
It's amazing that people, you need to do this and you need to do that.
Oh boy.
You better change that.
You need to tone it down.
Tone it down.
Stick to the issues.
I mean, it's just, you can't please them.
And I remember talking to you about it and saying, you know, at some point you're just going to have to just turn it all off and just say no and ignore it.
And that's, you know, I very seldom even read my DMs anymore, you know, because it's just, It's just, you know, nobody actually says, hey, how you doing anymore?
They're like, you better do this!
And you need to shut up about this!
Or, why aren't you talking about this?
Why aren't you talking about my pet project?
I mean, this is, why aren't you, you gotta talk about this!
It's in my hometown, in Barrow, Alaska!
And the well blubber.
They're just selling well blubber for double the price.
And you need to post that.
Oh, well, exactly.
We have to worry about the salmon.
You know, they're not getting through past the dams.
I get that, too.
Yes.
I mean, you would not believe it.
It's bizarre.
I'm not trying to be mean.
No.
It's just, man, you can't take it after a while.
There's so many people coming at you that you just have to turn it off at some point.
It's something.
It really is.
But you can't please everybody, especially when you just, you know...
I'm a shit poster, so I say things.
See, you know, when I first started Cat Turd, it was all 100%.
You never knew if I was being serious or not.
I loved it when it was like that, because...
I was like, I would say crazy stuff.
And it was satire, but I don't say satire alert.
Right.
You know, that blows it.
When you have to say satire alert, then it blows the satire.
Because you want people to, if you're a shit person and you're doing satire, you want half the people not to get that you're actually using satire.
Right.
So that was my whole account.
You never knew if I was serious or not.
And that was kind of the allure to it.
And then as I got talking about politics more and more and more and doing satire a little bit less, and everybody's like, why can't you be funny anymore?
I can't.
I try satirical posts all the time.
And I have to delete them.
Everybody just starts getting mad.
Nobody gets it, you know, when I say crazy stuff.
So you can't anymore.
Everybody's too damn uptight to even appreciate good satire.
And that's really a shame.
But I do, I mean, I hate to say it, but I really do wish you would bring back farting sound.
No, I don't have to.
We used to get a different farting.
It was funny when we got something.
It was so funny when you would do that.
And they pulled it.
Old Twitter, I used to just say something, farting Bigfoot.
Oh my gosh.
Farting Crickets.
You had that trending sound.
So farting crickets went number one in the world, not the USA. Exactly.
Farting crickets.
And everybody was talking about farting crickets and nobody knew what it meant.
And I would tell everybody it doesn't mean anything.
And then farting is bipartisan.
I got that to number one.
That was the funniest thing ever.
And we would cover it on this show.
And so it was so fun to do because it was like out of the blue.
Every Sunday morning.
But, you know, now you can't.
I agree with you because people are like, why aren't you talking about the issues?
Why aren't you, you know, using your platform?
You can't please anybody now.
Everybody just gets mad at you.
That's right.
I understand.
It's crazy.
And it's really gotten to be that way where people are so angry.
Everybody's so pissed.
Well, and they have every right to be, but come on.
And this stuff is really, I mean, I'm surprised it's as light as it is.
I expected it to be even worse.
I mean, yesterday, when I couldn't get on the internet, like I said...
I warned everybody about the podcast bros, and they all got mad at me.
Of course.
And then four weeks later, they get all...
Then all of a sudden they understand.
I'm warning you about people, because I'm telling you, man, there's a bunch of snakes out there.
A bunch of them.
There's plenty of them.
And that's why I'm glad I'm just so busy.
I don't really get involved.
I'm not in any cliques or anything.
I don't know anybody except for, you know, the Littermates and Gems.
I mean, I love when I get a message from them, and I go over there.
But these people, Benny Johnson is not a Russia spy.
Definitely not.
So, you know, he's always treated me good, and I talk to him sometimes on DMs.
He's always been real nice to me.
I think he's actually a good guy.
Yeah, I mean, he's got great content.
They just want their name, you know.
And, of course, I'll say it again, grabbing that kind of a money...
And having a conversation.
Oh, here's a picture of a guy on a jet.
Oh, hell, that's okay then.
Okay, if you want to give me a million dollars over the next three months to post four videos, and then you show me a picture of a dude in a jet, man, and a little bio, I'm good with it.
You have to, you know, there's just no way I would ever...
That would just red flag me to death.
I mean, they'd have to send me documents.
Especially with what you know, Kat.
I mean, you know from what's happened just with us trying to grow our accounts organically.
I love when people say, hey, you know what, you don't have much of a following over there on Twitter.
I'm like, I don't have time.
I mean, I try, but this is my second account.
I lost my first one.
This is my second one.
I had to start all over from scratch, and it's about as organic as it can possibly be.
You were fortunate enough not to lose that Twitter account of yours, or else you would be in the same boat.
I might have to start a side account and just not tell anybody it's me and just see if I can build it from the ground up again.
And just be just a total smartass again.
That thing would grow so fast, Kat.
But I think people would know it was you.
I really do.
I bet you they would.
I can't be a smartass.
I can't do satire.
I can't say stupid stuff.
I know your voice.
That's obvious to me.
I'll post stuff that's so obvious satire to me.
And that used to be my entire account.
Every day, all day.
Now I can't even do one without deleting it because everybody goes, oh my god, he don't like the little people!
Well, I mean, I can just hear, I can hear whenever I see somebody write something, I know when it's you.
Like, I know that you did some writing for, you know, in the very beginning for some different accounts and different things.
And I always knew it was you.
I just know your writing so well.
I don't know if it's because we've been doing this show for so long or what.
Yeah, so all the parody counts started coming out and everybody would say, hey man, can you help me write some parody tweets?
And this was way back Twitter one.
Exactly.
And I would, but I don't really do that anymore.
But you've got your hands full now.
I mean, this whole thing has gotten just so out of control.
Speaking of which, you've got this breaking news about the DOJ chief of public affairs who admits Trump indictments are politically motivated.
Imagine that, right?
He just let out a statement after he got busted with that hidden camera, and he just said, that doesn't actually reflect my actual views.
Oh, really?
Then why would you say it?
Me telling the truth and not knowing the camera was there really wasn't.
Isn't this the wildest thing?
So you get them off camera, and you get them in a comfortable environment, and they tell you what they really feel.
He says he, Alvin Bragg, was just stacking charges and rearranging things just to make it fit a case.
Another one of his lines was, I think the case is nonsense.
Another, it's a perversion of justice.
Another, it's a travesty of justice.
It's a mockery of justice.
The whole thing is disgusting.
That's why he's, meaning Trump, is surging in the polls.
I'm just going to play the first little bit of this so that you can hear him now that he's retracting it.
Here's what he had to say.
So the mug club.
they went undercover.
And this is something that everybody can do, by the way.
Yeah, Steven Crowder.
Yeah.
Went undercover.
Yeah, and so now he did release a statement.
Hold on.
Let's go see your page.
If you've got that statement.
Yeah, I did tweet it.
It's laughy faces because it's so ridiculous.
Yeah, here he is.
Breaking update.
The Justice Department, FDN News Chief of Public Affairs Nick Bias has officially responded to that tape.
And he says that that video does not reflect his actual views.
No!
What do you mean?
It is the truth because we know they're stacking charges.
Oh my God.
Well, it's what everybody already knows.
He could have gone out as the hero, right?
I mean, he probably could have taken Alvin Bragg's spot if he would have just said, yeah, I think it is ridiculous.
It absolutely is, you know, an injustice.
So there, you want to read his statement?
It's right there.
Okay, so here's what he says.
He says, I was recently...
I always laugh when, of course, it's trending all over social media.
I was made aware.
Yeah.
I was recently made aware of a video where I regretfully made some statements in a private and social setting that don't reflect my views about two local and state prosecutions.
Hmm.
I said these things in an effort to please and impress someone I just met who was secretly filming me.
I am deeply sorry to the local and state law enforcement officials working on these matters who deserve more respect than I showed them.
I should have known better.
Is that not funny as ever?
Dude, look at yourself.
You're a dork, man.
Did you get a honey trap?
He did.
It's the honey pot.
It's usually James O'Keefe, but if you're a dork and you're three and you're in a high level position and you're sitting across from a ten that is just rolling her, like twirling her hair at you, she loves you so much.
I mean, googly eyes, touching your knee.
It's James O'Keefe, you idiot.
Hanging on every word.
The whole deal.
Oh, you're so big and important, dork.
Please.
Oh my god.
It's embarrassing.
And it's exactly what he meant.
Well, I mean, it didn't make any sense.
It wasn't like, well, I regret that I told, you know, that, babe, I had four million dollar homes and 18 boats.
It wasn't like he was trying to impress her with, you know, things you didn't have.
You were talking about politics and total telling the truth, because that is the truth.
What you said is the truth.
Mm-hmm.
It's just so, it's really interesting to see people like this.
I was recently made aware when I woke up and I had 750,427 emails and messages.
And I'm about to get fired!
And my boss broke down my door with a sledgehammer and the door fell over and he said, What are you doing?
I was recently made aware.
I mean, my god, you guys were made aware all right.
I'd say.
You know, Hunter, Hunter, you know, just said, I'm guilty.
Isn't that a twist of fate?
It's not a twist.
It's smart because he's guilty.
All these charges he's guilty of and more.
And we know that he's guilty of everything.
And then if it goes to trial, there are going to be transcripts of what a scumbag lowlife this guy is.
It's going to go on and on and on and it's going to just, it's going, but he's going to get pardoned anyway.
So why not go in there, just plead guilty.
And then there's no trial.
They're not going, you're never going to see the evidence.
You're never going to see what a low life he is.
And then he's just going to get pardoned by Joe.
And that's just the way it's going to go.
Of course it is.
Regardless of what's happened, just so everybody knows.
Regardless of what he said a few months ago where he got up there and he actually said he promised not to pardon Hunter.
Your son Hunter is on trial and I know that you cannot speak about an ongoing federal prosecution.
But let me ask you, will you accept the jury's outcome, their verdict, no matter what it is?
Yes.
And have you ruled out a pardon for your son?
Yes!
Yeah, this is when he thought he was gonna have a second turn.
I can barely talk!
Well, he's guilty.
They don't want to waste any time.
You're right about the transcripts.
They don't want that to come back and to haunt them, which it will.
They don't want him to say any more that's going to get him in trouble later.
I mean, the whole thing is just a joke.
Yeah, so, you know, they got Hochul's whatever, assistant or whatever, and now they're raiding...
Eric Adams, AIDS, Holmes today, the FBI. And make no mistake about it, the only reason they're doing this, we do the Democrats too.
See, we're raiding the Democrats' homes.
That's all they're doing.
Nothing's going to ever happen to these people.
We know exactly what it's all about.
We absolutely do.
This isn't a surprise to anybody, but I do have good news speaking of the trials and the one, especially with President Trump, that one that's coming up here.
You've got Judge Mershon, who is being sued ahead of the criminal sentencing of Donald Trump.
Mershon is being sued to release his financial disclosure forms, which may show conflict of interest in handling of the high-profile case against the 2024 presidential candidate.
The lawsuit was filed by America First Legal, and here's a quote from them.
They say, We just sued Judge Mershon and the Ethics Commission for New York Unified Court System for illegally concealing Judge Mershon's financial disclosures from 2018 to 2024.
This is from AFL. We requested these records in June under New York state law and have been unlawfully stonewalled.
Donald Trump is due to be sentenced on September 18th, just weeks before the November election.
That's your birthday!
And that's going to be a big day because we know what they're going to attempt to do.
But here's the thing.
This is what they're trying to prove.
That he should not have been the judge.
He should have recused himself, especially if they can prove that there was all of this financial backing and that there is a conflict of interest, which they should easily be able to do.
I mean, they were selling seats at the trial.
His daughter was.
You can see how many millions of dollars that that family has received for trying President Trump under the guise of her company.
These people are criminals.
Criminals.
They're the ones that need to be investigated.
So we're fortunate that we have got different groups like America First Legal who are starting to start the ball rolling in courts and, you know, start to ask for that information because you certainly aren't going to get that from the Republicans.
I mean, why would you?
They're still on vacation, by the way.
Whole thing is nuts.
Here's something interesting.
Oh, there always is.
Let me hit it.
Cat.
Elon Musk just read, you know, wow over this, not just put woe over it, just so we could read it.
So, sex offending rate of women, so women who, you know, who have sex offend, three per one million.
Sex offending rate of men, 395 per million.
Sex offender rates of trans women, 1,916 per million.
Wow.
Wow.
It's nuts.
I just put it on my page.
Women incarcerated.
Look at this.
Three per one million.
Then you've got the men.
And then, wow.
Well, that tells you a lot, doesn't it?
Sure does.
It's really something else.
And the more you're finding out about this whole regime and just the way that they've allowed havoc to take place.
I mean, this whole thing with Aurora.
I mean, now all of a sudden they're wrecking havoc in Texas.
This Venezuelan gang, this is becoming the norm.
This is what they're doing.
You've got Biden into a third world country.
It's what it is.
It looks like L.A. now.
All across the United States.
It's really sad to see.
But you've got the Dallas police that have confirmed the dangerous Venezuelan gang that overtook apartment complexes in Aurora, Colorado and Chicago, Illinois has made its way into Texas.
And now they are wrecking havoc in yet another American community.
This is Biden's America.
Can you imagine?
All right.
You see this.
And it's just a complex, right?
And people are like, oh, it's just a complex, just a couple apartment complexes.
Can you imagine, if this is being allowed, what the border looks like?
And we've been seeing these gangs from Venezuela taking over, and they're all carrying AKs and stuff.
Has any Democrat called for gun control on these people?
I haven't heard it.
I hadn't heard one thing about taking away guns when it comes to them doing that.
Definitely not.
It is really something else.
And the whole thing with President Trump and the attempted assassination, which of course, I mean, I know they're getting really desperate now with how well President Trump is doing.
The honeymoon was over with Harris, of course.
So they're just going to get more and more desperate and especially when you have got all of these former Democrats that are starting to come on over to our side and they want to be part of this new party because it is I mean you can hang an R on it all day long but it doesn't mean that's what it is this is a whole new party and they know it and all of these people that have been sitting in their protected seats they better beware Because a lot of these big names are going to start running and winning on the Republican ticket.
So if the Republicans that we have up there aren't getting the job done, there are going to be some really well-known names that are going to be so excited to have that seat.
And I can't wait until that happens, especially in the Senate.
Especially there.
Because that whole thing is just cooked.
But he is revealing a lot about what happened with the assassination attempt on Donald Trump's life.
Of course, it wasn't Secret Service that was there.
That was a complete and total fabrication.
You know who it was, right?
It was Homeland Security.
And guess what?
In their training, they only received a two-hour online webinar.
Hey, watch this film.
You've got to go protect Trump tonight if you can finish it by seven.
Isn't this the craziest thing?
Now compare that, okay, to what the Secret Service's Office of Equity and Diversity and Inclusion request.
Agents are attending an LGBTQ plus event.
Out and equal workplace summit at Disney World amid shortage of personnel.
So they're going to camp at Disney World, whereas the people that were supposed to be protecting our president weren't even Secret Service.
They were Homeland Security that took a webinar two-hour course online.
Starting to see this?
I mean, is the picture starting to...
To come together here?
It's disgusting is what it is.
Oh!
Oh!
Cat!
There was another endorsement I failed to mention and I'm really sorry about that because you know this show goes so fast that sometimes I kind of lose my place but yes there was a definitely another endorsement and it was from one of your faves who you have ratioed I don't even know how many times but Liz Cheney!
Yeah!
There she is!
Oh, Mark Cuban finally blocked me because I ratio him every day.
I saw that and then somebody that you were making fun of yesterday blocked me and I forget his name because I don't really follow what he does.
I know he's just obnoxious, but he followed me and I don't even know who he is.
I went to go look and I clicked on his profile.
You were making fun of him.
I responded to one of your posts and I said, wow, imagine that because I'm connected to you.
That's how it works over here.
Yeah, he's the dumbest billionaire on planet Earth.
Old dummy.
Well, cat turd for the win, always.
And that's what happens.
But here's Liz.
And you remember what happened.
This is what I'm hoping.
This is what I'm hoping happens to our Senate and to our Congress.
We're going to have all kinds of people like Hageman.
Yeah.
It's just the whole family.
Well, they'll never get over that.
President Trump completely took out the dynasty families.
I mean, it's over.
It's over for them.
They even tried to get rid of Ken Paxton and put a bush up in there in his position.
That was the plan.
Totally tried to coo him out.
Exactly, and it backfired.
Isn't this fun?
And all them presidents won't have anything to do...
Here's Steve at Steve Loves Ammo.
This is good.
Well, it's true.
It's absolutely true.
That's what it has been.
And they think that they can run this, right?
Like, you know, which is what we escape.
Liz Cheney would be working at Waffle House right now if she didn't have daddy to do everything for her, believe me.
Goodness sakes alive.
And they're going to blame Trump.
No, this is their doing, and they did this on purpose.
And President Trump has already said he is going to shrink the government.
He is.
Get ready.
You're going to see a collaboration between President Trump and Elon Musk like nothing you've ever seen before.
And Elon even said, just like President Trump not taking a salary, he doesn't need a salary or a title.
He just wants to get the work done so that we have a country, so that we can stay free.
That's the difference.
These other people are in politics to make money.
They're into it to make a difference.
And we'll leave you with that.
Anything else going on, Kat, before we go?
Nothing really.
Just trying to hang in there.
How's the ranch?
How are the babies?
Doing good.
Yeah?
Oh, they're doing good.
Wiggles, I bought $300 worth of new toys, so naturally Wiggles has been playing with a stick he found all day.
Yeah.
And he growls at anybody that gets near it, and he's obsessed with a stick he found.
It's just a 12-inch long little stick, but it's his, by the way.
Of course.
That's how it goes, though.
You know, you buy all these toys, and you think, okay, this is really going to do it.
This is going to steal their hearts.
This is going to be a major hit, and it's not.
Womp, womp, womp.
Yep.
Yep.
So everything's happening.
Well, it's a good thing because I'm starting to see it.
I mean, just that speech today that President Trump did, there's no way Kamala Harris could ever do anything even remotely like that.
I posted a whole bunch of those clips.
She doesn't do anything.
She's a joke.
She thinks she's just going to get on up there.
In fact, when she starts talking about your freedoms of speech and when she starts talking about what she's going to do, here she is talking about the DOJ to censor misinformation and hate online.
And we'll put the Department of Justice of the United States back in the business of justice.
We will double the Civil Rights Division and direct law enforcement to counter this extremism.
We will hold social media platforms accountable for the hate infiltrating their platforms because they have a responsibility to help fight against this threat to our democracy.
And if you profit off of hate, If you act as a megaphone for misinformation or cyber warfare, if you don't police your platforms, we are going to hold you accountable as a community.
Kamala wants a police state.
Yeah.
That's what she wants.
That's what she's gunning for.
If you do hate speech, who's going to decide to hate speech?
I am!
And misinformation, who's going to say what's information?
I am!
I am the tyrant!
I am Stalin!
That's who she is.
And then she goes on.
Oh, she is.
And that's the real her right there, by the way.
She ain't this giggly, bubbly person.
No.
When I say police state, that's absolutely what they're going to try to do.
They're going to take your freedoms, your civil liberties, and everything else away from you.
We're all going to end up like J6s.
Oh, absolutely.
There's no question about that.
And there's a worldwide effort to make sure that they can keep us all as slaves.
But here you have a, you know, I've never seen anything like this.
You want to talk about division and you want to talk about Segregation.
Watch her shake her head when this gentleman says what he has to say.
And we're talking about specifically something that happened to black people here in America.
So we have to be specifically targeting to help those people.
Because we put those people in a position, and everybody knows the history.
Everybody understands the history of America.
America, you did this to these people.
You should write laws for these people.
Don't group us in with everybody, because everybody didn't have to.
Separate laws for black people.
Separate laws.
I'm surprised you ain't going, that's right, that's right.
I know.
She had an opportunity, but there she is shaking her head agreeing to all of that.
Sometimes you just gotta tell people, you know what you're saying is just dumb.
It is absolutely dumb.
But you know what?
She doesn't know the difference.
She's pandering.
She's in pander mode.
Yeah.
She just wants everybody to, she wants to be able to say whatever it is.
You see her shaking her head saying, oh yeah, we're gonna write separate laws for you because of the color of your skin.
Please.
Please.
Worse than anybody.
She is the worst.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe.
Bye.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you tomorrow at 3 p.m.
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