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The Democrat Circus Begins | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 629 – 8/19/2024
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Today is Monday, August 19th, 2024, episode number 629.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
How was your weekend?
Oh, good.
Yeah?
I didn't do much.
I just had a bunch of errands to run, so...
But you had a massive storm last night.
Oh, yeah.
I've been up since one.
We had a storm come through.
You wouldn't believe it.
It was just a lightning.
Just, God!
And rain and wind.
It was the worst one in many years.
It was just...
I just felt like lightning was hitting five foot from the house for about four hours.
You can't sleep through that.
I don't care.
It's just...
It's banging so hard, the windows are rattling.
I just got on up.
I was just like, well, well...
Wow.
But we didn't lose power, so that's a miracle.
Well, that's a good thing.
There you go.
My gosh.
I mean, you know, you have so many different, you have different problems than I have.
I need rain.
I need those things.
And we don't have them here.
But we have earthquakes.
At least we're not in Chicago.
Exactly.
Exactly.
What a mess that's gonna be, huh?
Ugh, it's gonna be such a shit show.
It really is.
It has already started.
Yeah, and they're not going to, you know, all the free Palestine groups, they're not going to, you know, they're going to be there, but they're not going to be there to, like, you know, when the main speakers get there.
They're not going to do it the first day as much as, you know, the last day.
Right.
But they're already doing it.
Oh, my gosh.
I mean, this whole thing.
And you can't make a Democrat happy.
You cannot make a Democrat voter or a liberal happy.
It's impossible.
Mm-mm.
And they're the same ones.
I don't care if it's free Palestine, save the whales, blah, blah, blah, climate cult, COVID mass.
It's the same damn people.
They just love to get out there and they love to scream and yell and bitch and moan and whine and groan.
And that's just the way they are.
And none of them really care about any of the causes.
They just care about being a liberal and complaining all the time.
Well, it's really true.
I mean, you have got the same old speakers that are there.
You've got a disgraced reunion, the Obamas and the Clintons, to spew the same old liberal talking points and propaganda at the DNC. I mean, they didn't even reach out to some of the new people in their party.
This is very much...
There's nothing about democracy here.
This is an elite group of people that have taken over the party and they're not even apologizing for it.
They're doing it right there in the open.
I mean, no one even voted for Kamala Harris.
Just like nobody voted for, you know, Biden.
Just like the stories that in what you witnessed with Bernie Sanders.
They don't care who your pick is, who the people's pick are.
No.
This is what a dictatorship looks like.
This is a totalitarian regime and they've got it locked up and they aren't listening to anybody or anything.
They do not care.
Oh, man.
It's such a clown show.
Watching them eat their own is just like...
They're just in this big, full-circle jerk now in this big old washing tub.
It's just going around and around.
They're all fighting each other.
It's craziness.
I mean, it really is.
And, you know, they're dressing up like abortion pills.
What in the world?
And they're nuts.
And they call us weird.
Oh, please.
I would love to be weird any day of the week than all of this nonsense.
I mean, seriously.
Anybody in their right mind wouldn't be caught dead anywhere near an event like that with all these people hooting and hollering and violence and fighting the police.
Why would anybody get in the middle of that unless you're just an idiot anyway?
I don't want anybody to volunteer to get in the middle of that.
I can't even imagine.
I mean, here's the deal.
And I put actually a post out.
When you start talking about what's going on here, this PSYOP, and you've got Kamala Harris, drunk Kamala, and all of these different examples of basically how they inserted her as a candidate.
Well, apparently on TikTok, you've got, you know, drunk Kamala is trending, right?
And you've got all of these different videos that are going viral.
So a muse puts out this post, Kamala Harris started out the summer as brat, but now she's the butt of TikTok videos acting out her various speeches where she appeared drunk.
Generation Z is brutal.
So you've got this video here, and here they are making fun of her.
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
She is a laughing stock.
An absolute disaster.
It's funny people are catching on because we've been, I said today, we've been saying for two years.
And I'm always saying, I've been saying this for two years, she's either drunk or high.
Or both.
She must be smoking that good government weed that nobody else can get.
Well, sure.
I'm glad everybody realized she's screwed up now.
I mean, she can't even open her eyes sometimes.
She's so wasted.
Well, I mean, they're probably confiscating all of the really, like you said, the dope weed, and they were confiscating it and keeping them in prison.
So they worked for her for basically nothing, the prisoners, and then she didn't let them out of jail because of the cheap labor.
Let them eat cake, she basically says.
Well, here's the deal.
After the party ends and the music fades away, if Kamala Harris is elected or installed as president, the world will face the most massive headspace Hangover imaginable.
That's what you're going to get.
It's like the morning after.
It's absolutely appalling how bad this could end up being.
Truly.
Truly.
She has no policies.
Nothing.
This is Obama 4.0.
This is a regime.
And the sickening thing is that people are actually falling for some of this stuff.
I mean, you've got...
Yeah, not many.
I hope not.
You know, I really hope not.
It's hype.
And I mean, you saw what happened this weekend.
She went to a rally in front of, what, 50 people?
Exactly.
And they have to, I mean, it cost them millions of dollars to put on a, you know, bus people in and pay people to be there and get a rock concert.
And do all that and get all their media involved.
It takes them millions of dollars to throw one of these fake rallies.
I mean, and there's just so much to it, you just can't keep doing it.
That's why, you see, I mean, she had to, she had to, she's so fake, she had to stage buying Doritos.
Wasn't that appalling?
Oh my gosh.
I want some Doritos.
Here, honey, I just happen to have some in my hand next to the crisis actor.
Oh, this is so crazy.
And she even called him Dougie.
I mean, it was really so pathetic.
Oh, Dougie, I need some Doritos.
They washed down my vodka so good.
Dougie, please don't screw the nanny this time and get her pregnant.
Dougie, Dougie Doritos.
Oh my gosh.
Well, if they do get her pregnant, I mean, here you've got Planned Parenthood who reaches a new low.
They bus traveling.
They have a bus that's there traveling to the DNC. They will offer free abortions and vasectomies at the DNC in Chicago.
They got an abortion taco stand.
This is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
They got an abortion taco stand at the DNC and we're the weird ones.
I mean, call me weird any day of the week.
That is fine as long as I am not part of this crowd.
And here they are.
You mentioned the abortion bills?
Oh yeah, here they are.
I mean, really, what is happening here?
We want to kill our babies.
We want to kill our babies.
Okay, so it is bizarre.
I mean, it really is.
Now, okay, so when you go to a bar in West Hollywood or Hollywood, a lot of my friends, whenever they come into town, they're normally shocked whenever they see that there's like, you know, a trailer or whatever, a bus.
That's parked that will test you prior to going into a bar or once you leave a bar for STD or AIDS or any of that stuff.
And when you're in there, you can actually, they will hand out prophylactics and all this stuff.
That normally, to most people that don't live in LA, they're like, oh my gosh, I cannot believe you have that.
Or that, you know, on our benches, when people are waiting for buses, they're talking about the latest STD and get checked and all this stuff.
Okay, so they're like totally going, wow, you live in a totally different world than I do.
But then when you have got at the DNC rolling up, A bus where you can have a free abortion and a vasectomy?
I'm sorry.
I'm looking at this going, okay, whoa.
Now that's something I've never seen at a convention, a political convention in my life.
Nor did I ever expect it to.
But that just goes to show you, this is one of this woman's prime things.
Platform items.
That's what's on her agenda.
And no telling what Planned Parenthood is funding for her campaign.
No telling what the amounts are.
Or Doritos too.
No telling what kind of money they are donating to this campaign.
This is like a, I don't know, it's like a fanfare.
They made everybody leave that gas station and brought in actors to play all the parts.
I'm not kidding.
I know!
I mean, they're actually talking about it.
We've been telling everybody this.
It's all scripted, folks.
It's all a lie.
There's no enthusiasm behind this lady.
You know, like J.D. said a good line, she don't deserve to get a raise, she deserves to get fired.
Absolutely.
I mean, the whole thing is just absolutely crazy, but the customers are talking about these bust-in actors.
Listen.
You are terrible people.
Tell us again what happened to Primanti Brothers?
They kicked us out of Primanti Brothers so that they could get the paid actors inside.
Ridiculous!
There's all the paid actors!
Look at all these people!
My God!
Holy hell!
All these actors in these vans!
I know!
They can't even afford actors!
To show and act like there's enthusiasm.
Think about that.
I've been trying to tell everybody this.
And they're like, oh, there's something to it.
They're really, they're really, this is some enthusiasm.
They're glad to get rid of Biden, but, I mean, you heard her.
She's back in the coconut tree.
She's back into that mode again.
They let her talk.
Yes.
In front of these little crowds.
And it is so bad.
It is.
It's so bad.
She just...
And the hand motions that don't match anything she's saying, she won't quit waving her hands around like she's trained.
It's so fake.
Like a used car salesman.
And she's just cringed to the bone, man.
Everything she says.
And them four together, between her weirdo, obviously gay husband, and then Tim, you know, obviously gay waltz.
Mm-hmm.
And then his...
Hand-shaking wife.
They're just four absolutely cringe weirdos.
They really are.
I mean, this whole thing is just bizarre.
It really is.
It's like nothing I've ever seen before.
But you've got the Dougie Doritos.
I've got to play it for everybody, so hold on to your seats.
I know I had to see it.
You have to see it.
Well, they did this three times, so there's three different versions of it.
I know.
It's the wildest thing ever.
of her here's one of them.
Oh Dougie there they are.
You can see her lack of enthusiasm which means that she had to rehearse that line I don't know how many times but yeah.
There's another one that did the same thing, but he throws it over the counter to her.
Oh gosh, well then I have Tampon Tim who gets into the ring.
So he's a little late to the party with his package of Doritos.
I mean, come on, really?
Have they ever done anything like this?
Have they ever asked President Trump what his favorite, you know, snack is?
No.
They make fun of the fact that he has, you know, a taco salad.
Or he asked for two scoops.
And yet they're making a big thing out of this?
He can walk into anywhere.
He can walk into a Waffle House, Taco Bell, any of these fast food places, and just with the regular workers, unannounced, and they go nuts over him, man, like a rock star.
Absolutely they do.
Absolutely they do.
Dougie!
Dougie!
I need some Doritos!
They help my vodka breath!
Dougie-poo!
Dougie-poo!
Please don't screw the nanny again, Dougie-poo!
Gosh, I mean, such a gross group.
It really is.
I mean, they're just really...
When you talk about unattractive Hollywood and we talk about Washington D. Sleaze, this is the epitome of it all.
You're going to actually watch it all.
But everybody's talking about it.
I mean, what's going on with this, I wonder?
You already have the U-Haul truck parked outside of the White House hours before Joe Biden's farewell address to the DNC. I mean...
For all intents and purposes, he's supposed to go ahead and finish this whole thing out.
They gave him Monday night.
And then he's gone.
He's not really because he cheated, but he's the president of the United States and they didn't even give him a prime speaker.
I know it.
God, I'm sorry.
And then apparently he's leaving immediately afterwards.
He is not going to hang around and listen to her speech or anything like that.
I mean, they have treated him so badly.
I don't like the guy, don't get me wrong, but really?
The hill just said, Waltz makes surprise appearance at the LBGTQ caucus meeting today.
I said, have you seen him walk?
It's no surprise.
Twinkle toes, Tim.
He's right at home, believe me.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it is true.
I mean, this is really what we're dealing with here.
The whole thing is just crazy.
But then all of a sudden, you've got this whole undertone of this convention, too.
They've got the walls that are wrapped around the DNC. You have to show ID. So they don't think it's a good idea for you to show ID or anything when you vote in our elections or anything else.
Here, they've got that going on at the DNC. But then you've got a DEI, Democrat convention, to open with racially segregated meetings for blacks, Hispanics, AAPI, and Native Americans.
They have their own meetings.
They're all, you know, segregated.
So Black Caucus meeting, they have it from 930 to 1130.
You have Hispanics, their meeting from 930 to 1130.
You have the AAPI, which is 930 to 1130.
I mean, they're all like different scheduled events in different areas.
They're going backwards, not forwards.
It's the wildest.
And they really think that they are, you know, convincing anybody that they are a party of open, you know, openness or anything.
You've got this full-blown authorized personnel only.
Credentials must be worn at all times in order for people to go.
Huge wall is around the venue for the DNC. Now, this is the party that doesn't support the police.
The party of no walls has got a huge wall.
The party of defund the police has got 50 million police there.
And the party of no voter ID has not only ID, but I said VD. That was about right there.
Yeah, ID, and then they even have to put their credentials around their neck.
They have to be so ID'd.
It's just beyond hypocrisy.
They have nobody new, do they?
It's the same old people.
You got rapist Bill Clinton up there.
That's right.
And you got Joe sitting up there, you know, who showers with his daughter.
And you got, you know, the same old people.
There's nobody new.
Nope.
Exact same group.
Wow.
I mean, this is really...
They're showing you who they are.
They're not even trying to hide it.
They really are not.
But, you know, I mean, all of this stuff that they've gotten involved in has come back to roost.
I mean, you've got the Party of Joy marches in Chicago with giant Killer Kamala banner.
They chant, How many kids did you kill today?
So they've taken onto the streets of Chicago.
That happened Sunday night prior to the official launch of the DNC convention.
They all should be, if you want to protest something, Democrats, and I know you love to protest.
I know, you know, you love to write in the streets and hold signs and scream and yell.
It's your life, you know, goals.
But why don't you protest the fact that you didn't get a vote?
Exactly!
That's what you should all be protesting because you're complaining about them, but you didn't even get to vote for them.
That's what you should complain about first because if you don't get to vote, you can't even change anything.
Right.
Just because they come up with chants, acting like they care about democracy.
That's not what a democracy looks like.
They can't come up with anything on their own, so they've got to go in a group and have somebody hand them a sign and tell them what to say and tell them what to chant.
That's what you call a sheep.
Well, it's absolutely true.
You're not smart enough to even figure out things on your own.
You're not smart enough to have enough confidence to not have to do that and to fight other ways.
You're not.
You're just an emotional sheep just doing everything everybody tells you to do.
It's really sad they don't understand or have even the brain capacity for basic understanding about what's going on here.
They are literally being robbed of their vote and their voice.
And they're not doing anything about it.
They think men can have babies, so you know.
Really sad.
So you've got the radical DNC protesters.
They surrounded Navy Pier in Chicago with a large banner that says, Killer Kamala, Gaza speaking.
And so, I mean, this is a good sign.
But then you've got uncommitted Democrat delegates, which represent over 740,000 voters in Key Swing State.
They refused to back Kamala Harris, citing her failure to meet their demands.
740,000 voters in key swing states.
That's a great sign.
Some people, at least, are waking up, but then you still have the ones that are, you know, they're a little touched.
They're just used to taking in whatever the MSM is feeding them.
God, and this, I'm telling you, this cringe, you ever heard of the Fantastic Four?
This is the cringe four.
They're so bad.
It's the same people.
I mean, they are totalitarians.
Man, you're talking about lighting the loafers.
Oh gosh, isn't he silly?
He acts like a drag queen.
He acts like a drag queen without the makeup.
That's his mannerisms.
Exactly like a drag queen.
It's weird.
I think this really excites him because he will be able to wear makeup and say, well, you know, I was going on stage or I was going on to an interview.
I think he's the type that puts on his wife's high heels.
It puts the lotion on the skin.
It puts the lotion on the skin.
What?
I really believe it.
I think we've found him.
I truly do.
It is.
I mean, if you're creep meter, don't go peg on tin with that guy and Kamala's husband.
I don't know what to tell you.
He is such a spooky dude.
He really is.
I just can't even.
I know.
He has the mannerisms of a gay guy.
And he does.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being gay.
I'm not saying there is.
I'm just saying he needs to come out of the closet.
Exactly.
And they're trying to like, they don't know what to do with a real man.
And I'm like, dude, I don't know anybody that walks like that and prances and throws his hands.
And, you know, I don't know what he's doing.
He's like, you know, Saturday night fever or something out there.
Nobody knows what he's doing.
I mean, it's a complete and total, you know, clown show.
You see how he is with his wife?
He's very feminine.
He's very, very feminine.
I mean, the way he shook his hand, his wife's hand and everything, I mean, it was just, he didn't do it until she forced it on him.
It was so bizarre.
The whole thing is, it's just not, it's not real and it's just not right and people are seeing through it.
Dougie!
Oh, Dougie!
Give me some Doritos, Dougie!
Dougie!
God, can you imagine four years of that crap?
Uh-uh.
No.
Dougie!
Dougie!
Give me the nuclear codes, Dougie!
And some Doritos, Dougie!
It's just awful.
It really is awful.
And they can't find their footing.
I mean, they're one minute trying to repeat, you know, an Obama situation, because that's really the guy that's Handling the strings like he did with Biden until Biden couldn't meet the demands.
Where's the fake racist accent?
It's gone!
Yep, gone again, but it'll come back out with a few drinks.
Every time she goes across the Mason-Dixon line, it comes out.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
I'm in Philadelphia now.
My accent is perfectly like it usually is now again.
Gosh.
Well, I mean, the thing about this is that they really cannot hide this anymore.
I mean, the energy is overwhelming.
Ha ha.
You've got the small crowd sizes, which you've been talking about.
This is Kamala Harris and Tim Walz as they kick off their Road to Chicago bus tour.
This is part of the...
Yeah, look at that.
Yeah.
This is what happens when you don't have a rock concert.
There's nowhere Trump says he's going to show up the 40...
15,000 to 40,000 people don't show.
And it's grassroots.
It's just individual families with nobody coaxed them, nobody busted them in, nobody paid them, no rock bands, no guitar players, no twerkers, no marching bands, nothing, man.
No balloons, no fireworks.
It's just Trump sitting up there talking.
That's it.
And they come from Miles.
Did you see his crowd in Pennsylvania?
Unbelievable.
And that's what hers looks like.
And look at this.
I mean, it's really no one is excited to see her.
I mean, here they are in the hangar.
It's mostly media.
I mean, if this were President Trump, you know exactly what this would look like.
But this is so staged.
And I'm telling you something.
I mean, I know, we know about Kamala Harris's husband, but, you know, I'll tell you one thing, Doug has been known to give a smooch.
So I don't know if that's what Tampon Tim is waiting for or what, but it's a very odd situation and he's definitely not into his wife.
I mean, he gave her a big handshake and kind of kept her at a distance.
But this is the best money can buy.
It truly is.
I mean, that's what you're seeing.
She goes down south and she's, And then she goes up to Pennsylvania, It's just, God, she's fake.
And then she's terrible at it.
And she started resulting on a few of these speeches back to the, you know, the, well, it has unburdened by, she was saying stuff like that again.
It's like, oh my God.
Isn't that wild?
She's the most horrible candidate I've ever seen as president.
That means every person that ever ran, even if they got 16th place.
They knew this was coming, too.
I mean, they absolutely knew it.
So you've got the Trump war room and they're saying the energy is overwhelming because you can imagine.
Look at this.
I mean, people are just sitting there going, okay, I'm here because I'm supposed to be.
No one's doing anything.
I mean, look how small this area is.
This is another Joe Biden basement moment.
That's what we're looking at.
You know what I've noticed, though?
If they bust them in or don't, it's all a bunch of white women.
I mean, she's supposed to be, you know...
She's supposed to be like, I'm black now.
Of course she's not.
But, I mean, there's hardly any blacks at any of her rallies.
None.
That's weird to me.
Well, the whole thing is just odd.
It's so odd.
It's all white, angry, liberal Karens with the occasional weak man strode in there.
You know, somebody's husband had to come because her Karen wife was like, You're going, honey!
You're going!
Well, they obviously have and are holding a grudge.
I mean, at least enough to write a song about it.
Childless Cat Ladies.
I saw this on your page and I nearly fell over.
Somebody actually took the time to write a song about it.
And they think it's great.
Oh, yeah.
Dr.
Jebra Fauci put this one together.
Here this woman is.
Childless cat lady's creeping around.
Nothing but cats on our minds.
That's all I'm going to put you through, I promise.
Yeah, please.
We're creeping around.
She says the cats don't vote, but we do.
My God.
Like you're going to vote for anybody but a Democrat if you live to be 100 years old, no matter what they do.
They can literally set the world on fire and you're still going to vote for them.
No kidding.
No kidding.
But I mean, Kamala is just really bad.
She's terrible.
Yeah.
You can't hide it but for so long.
Well, she's sitting up there in Pennsylvania at this event we were just talking about, and she's talking about democracy, which is showing what happened here is anything but.
Our election is about understanding the importance of this beautiful country of ours in terms of what we stand for around the globe as a democracy.
As a democracy, we know there's a duality to the nature of democracy.
On the one hand, incredible strength when it is intact.
What it does for its people to protect and defend their rights, their liberty, and their freedom.
Incredibly strong and incredibly fragile.
Okay, are you supposed to be feeling something?
Because I didn't feel it.
There's no feeling in it.
Like, it's jumbo practice words with nothing behind it.
Incredibly strong.
And incredibly fragile.
Ducky!
Need another bag of Doritos, Ducky!
My Dorito trophy!
Tired now!
Duh!
Oh, no.
Oh, that's so bad.
But, of course, she always ends with a cackle.
Now let's get back to work, shall we?
Oh, gosh.
Get back to work.
Destroying the country.
Exactly.
If I'm elected, you're in there right now.
This is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
She's had all kinds of time to do something about it.
All kinds of time.
I mean, this is really something else.
So this is now she is on the campaign trail and they are trying to selectively insert reporters.
Well, you've got all of these patrons.
All right.
So in Hollywood, whenever they do something like this, I mean, they use the streets sometimes to film, but generally they'll put all of this stuff behind, whether it be in a studio Or whether they will rope the streets off or what have you.
So you really don't know what's going on, right?
Well, they're just literally kicking patrons out from the sandwich shop and bringing in all of these stage customers.
I mean, they're doing it right in the open and they really have forgotten the fact that we all carry cameras now.
And you can't just walk in and talk to some people?
Literally, you can't walk into a 7-Eleven and just...
I BS with people everywhere I go.
I love people, man.
I love all kinds of different people.
I can walk into any grocery store.
I BS with everybody at the grocery store.
I BS with everybody, man.
You can't just go in and shoot the shit with somebody for five seconds.
That's how fake you are?
You can't just go in and strike up a conversation and be honest.
Because I genuinely like people.
She generally hates people.
So you can't fake it.
Oh, definitely not.
Definitely not.
Let's get in all these peasants.
Bring on the actors.
Dougie.
Dougie.
And share your Doritos.
Yeah.
Your Doritos.
I need Doritos.
They're good with vodka.
Yeah.
Oh, gross.
Ugh, the whole thing.
I mean, they've ruined so many different things.
I bet she don't even eat Doritos.
No, she doesn't.
Of course not.
No.
No.
She probably eats, like, caviar.
Like, every meal.
She drinks Russian vodka.
That's it.
That's all I can see her actually ingesting is her vodka.
Because, I mean, you know, and I thought it was really funny when you, of course, have the Babylon Bee, which never misses an opportunity.
And they did a great job with this little number here.
Rumors swirl that Kamala Harris is being influenced by Russian agent.
Yeah.
You've got Smirnoff there, next to Kamala.
It's a riot.
But the fact that it's trending on TikTok is a really big deal.
It's a really big deal.
But you know this whole campaign of joy?
Well, let's go back in history.
It was also a Nazi campaign.
So Comrade Kamala, yeah, it came from somewhere.
Well, Kamala's campaign of joy was also a Nazi campaign.
You can look at the pictures way back when, when they were trying to push this platform of joy and enthusiasm.
Isn't it wonderful?
Yeah, it goes all the way back to then.
It happened in the 1930s and early 40s.
And this is Uncensored AI. I guess this is Grok.
I haven't used Grok yet, but oh my gosh.
Those in the litter box, you know, images that everybody's been working on, I have got to say kudos to all of you.
I cannot believe how great they are.
What an amazing job.
I know.
Kat, that is going to be your decision to make because that's your bag.
Gosh, I wouldn't even know which one to pick.
There's so many good ones.
There's like 400 I like.
Not just two.
I know.
There are so many people that responded and I haven't even seen them all.
And I'm even afraid to even like any of them because I'm like, oh my gosh, here comes another one.
Here comes another one.
I keep looking at them and I'm like, oh, they're so good.
You all have us pegged.
It is just hilarious though.
Some of them are just so funny.
I just, I fell over laughing.
I mean.
You've got you with whiskey and a cigar.
I've seen that one.
And then, you know, both of us on a toilet.
That was a riot.
I showed that to my friends this weekend.
They nearly fell out.
I mean, just so many different, so many different ideas that I have no idea how you're going to choose, but I'm putting it all on you.
Yeah, there's one I kind of like.
You're the idea man.
I'll have to look at them over again.
Yeah.
It's not coming anytime soon.
But here's the thing.
This whole AI, I mean, when you start looking at the fact that you have this from Nazi Germany, this idea of joy, it was a major...
I mean, it was...
That's what they were trying to sell everybody from the 30s and 40s.
And now she is actually recycling it into her campaign.
It tells you everything you need to know.
Yeah.
I know.
This is not our first time around.
This has been going on for quite some time.
God, this is just...
It's gonna...
There's gonna be really bad once this gets going a few days and all these protesters start getting, like, drunk and high and then tired.
Oh, yeah.
Irritable.
Because that's what all Democrats...
It's a perfect...
I mean, like, why are you...
You all vote for Democrat and you're out there bitching about them and you won't do nothing about it.
It's really the wildest thing ever.
But I mean, hey, you know, these protesters are known for making demands like knee pads and water and food.
So like you said, when they start getting hungry, I mean, are the DNC, in order to appease them, going to start feeding them like they did with all of these other protests that they were a big part of and that they supported?
You remember that, right?
Their list of demands of all the different things that they needed.
I just cannot wait for the snake to bite them back.
They created this Frankenstein.
This is theirs.
They own it.
I mean, you're starting to see it.
They're really rattled.
I mean, people are getting upset over the whole thing.
They're starting to realize they're not part of the conversation.
I don't know what took them so long.
But it did.
I mean, you've got downtown area.
Go home or we're going to bring the war home.
They flood the area at the convention.
But you know what?
Never leave out the Republicans to step right in the middle of the whole thing.
I mean, I don't know what they're thinking half the time, but then all of a sudden they start talking about the timing.
First off, it's just absolutely horrendous and ridiculous.
But then now they're talking about impeaching Biden.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
We did it, folks.
We proved.
We've got beyond, we've got pitchable offenses probably.
These are totally irrelevant.
And, you know, the election's in two and a half months.
Here they come.
They're just so worthless.
It's just, it's just like, it's just, I wouldn't even come out and announce it.
I'd be so embarrassed.
I mean, really.
Take a seat.
This is ridiculous.
You know, you never interrupt the enemy from destroying itself.
Well, hold my beer, says the Republicans, because here they come.
They have now introduced, after all of this time, A 300-page report showing Joe Biden committed impeachable offenses.
Okay, what was their first clue?
And they go on with this report.
They decided to release it today, the day one of the Democrat convention.
Where Joe Biden speaks this evening and then is going to hightail back home.
Probably to Delaware.
Right, to the beach.
Go back to plug into the drug machine to try to keep him going.
Keep him talking, keep him walking.
You want to talk about being out of touch.
That's exactly what this looks like.
They've had the last few years, even before that, even when Biden was campaigning, even when he was vice president, We've been talking about it for so long that sometimes I felt like, gosh, we really got to mix this thing up.
We've been talking about the exact same thing for so long because they're just now catching up.
And now they decide to introduce this whole thing on impeaching Biden.
Do I think that Biden should be impeached?
Absolutely.
I don't recognize him as the president anyway.
He was installed.
He wasn't elected, in my opinion.
But do they even know what year it is?
You want to talk about being out of touch?
I mean, we joke and laugh about dementia Joe Biden, but have the Republicans somehow caught whatever disease he's got?
Because to introduce something like this now is ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
It's absurd.
Yes, it's just, it's the Republican Party, you know?
Do you expect anything less for the worthless idiots?
Talk about absolutely being out of touch.
I mean, really, it's like, can't win for losing.
This is a perfect example of it.
They're just a bunch of losers.
They have no message.
They have no brand.
They have no idea.
They've been on vacation during the most consequential elections of our lifetime.
And then they put out this report.
Oh, wow.
Go big or go home.
But here's the deal.
Other companies besides Doritos and Planned Parenthood are starting to get the sign.
They're starting to get the message.
And here you've got Harley Davidson who came out with this.
They just issued a statement according to Robbie Starbuck.
No more DEI functions.
No more supplier diversity spin goals.
They'll no longer participate in the HRC scoring.
Sponsorship activities are changing and will focus exclusively on motorcycling first responders, active military and veterans.
No more woke training with socially motivated messaging inside of them.
Harley-Davidson corporate, they can be sad all they want to, but this whole boycott, this movement...
It's like Budweiser.
Exactly.
Who supported Budweiser, man?
Rednecks drank Budweiser.
And then they went woke?
And then who supported...
I mean, look at the bikers and the biker gangs and the...
You know, the veterans and everybody's been supporting Harley-Davidson forever, man.
And you go woke because you hire these stupid idiots out of college and don't know shit about nothing to destroy your whole brand.
I mean, you got to be an idiot to do that.
People are tired of that crap.
Look, hire the people that are the best for the job and take care of the people that buy your stuff.
That's it.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know why it takes them so long.
But see, here's the thing.
That's the gap, right?
This is what separates us from this incredibly rich regime.
I mean, they're trying to wipe out the middle class.
So it's us against them.
They've been trying to do that for quite some time.
And they've been successful for the most part in California.
That's why I always say, beware.
You know, it's coming to a state near you because that's the ultimate goal.
They don't want to hear what's on your mind.
Look at UK.
I can't even believe what's happening to the United Kingdom.
There were, you know, you'd be better off living in Russia than the UK right now if you love freedom.
Exactly.
That's how bad it is.
Well, and.
You'd be more free in Russia than you or the UK.
They won't let anybody say anything.
They're knocking on doors if you put a meme.
They're literally the, you know, the mean girl police.
They're coming and giving people three years in prison for posting on Facebook.
Nothing.
I know it is the most bizarre thing ever.
When you start talking about this worldwide phenomenon, well, Putin didn't waste any time because Alex Jones is reporting that That Putin just dropped a bombshell decree inviting people from across the globe who are fed up with the globalist neoliberal nightmare to seek sanctuary in traditional Russia.
They're basically saying, hey, you want to live well?
You want to live your best life?
Come to Russia.
That's where we are.
That is where we are in this world.
Russia is offering a safe environment.
Haven for people trying to escape Western liberal ideals.
And when you hear these stories, I mean, this is the craziest thing ever.
I don't know what's happened to the UK, but they're releasing 5,000 prisoners to make room for anti-immigration protesters.
And Elon Musk called it for what it is, Operation Orwell.
Here it is.
We will guarantee a prison cell.
We will make sure that those people who need to be in prison will be in prison.
Not necessarily in the area where they live.
They may be two, three hundred miles away from home, but we will guarantee people a prison cell.
The numbers are so tight there.
How can you make that guarantee?
They are tight and that's why we've initiated Operation Early Dawn.
So basically the easiest way to describe it is one in, one out.
So as people get released, we can then pick up people from police cells and take them to court.
And we will triage that three times a day.
Look at this!
And this is why...
Cue Russia!
And they got the invaders raping and knifing everybody and he don't say nothing about them.
Wow.
He's arresting the people complaining about it.
Wow.
This is really something.
I mean, and this is why Russia is saying, okay, let's capitalize this little number for a minute.
And so they're really drawing attention to it.
And this is what TASS, Russian news agency, put out August 19th, this morning.
We welcome one.
We welcome all.
Escape this liberal idealism, you know, that you're all suffering under.
This totalitarianism where you cannot use your voices anymore.
Where, for example, in the UK, they will make room for anybody that's protesting free speech.
What is going on?
Being locked up for memes and everything else.
They've already done this in the United States, as you know.
There was a lawsuit.
For the memer.
From Hillary Clinton.
She got all bent out of shape.
Blamed this poor guy.
And they went after him guns a-blazing.
For a meme.
For a damn meme.
If you say it can't happen here.
That new guy in the UK, he won't...
I mean, this guy is...
And I don't want to hear him talk about anybody in North Korea, China, he's worse.
Oh, way worse.
I mean, their whole town, they're going to let their whole culture be gone in five minutes, and then they're going to arrest anybody and complain about it.
I've never seen anything like it in my life.
No one has, Kat.
This is really...
The people just sit there and take it, I guess.
This is what Camilla's going to try to do as soon as she gets in.
Trust me.
Come to your house and arrest you for doing a meme of her drinking vodka.
It is true.
You're arrested, doggy!
Get me some Doritos in the arrest report!
It is absolutely true.
I mean, you know, when you talk about this stuff, you don't think that it can ever happen here or that you have plenty of time, right?
You don't.
It's already here.
It's already happening.
I mean...
I think Camilla's already proposing just now to raise the corporate tax to 28%.
California policies.
Yep.
California policies.
Everybody's going, well, I'm not a corporation.
If you have zero employees and you want to go and work for yourself and you have to get an LLC and you have to get a tax ID to get a business account...
Believe me, you are a corporation.
If you want to get a business license and an LLC, and you have zero employees, it's just you, and you're that small of a business, and you just want to sell stuff online, or you want to, you know, whatever you do.
You make beanies, you know, homemade beanies.
If you do that, they're going to tax you 30%.
Oh my gosh.
If you have to get a business license and legally run a business, you are a corporation.
Hello, LLC. S-Corp, C-Corp.
It is so true.
I mean, I don't know how to explain it any better.
They act like, oh, you think of a corporation.
Oh, you know, somebody with 10,000 employees.
No.
Every single small business, if you cut grass and you have to get a business license and you have to get a tax ID number and you have to get an LLC and you got one guy that cuts grass with you, you're going to get taxed at 30%.
You're a...
You're a corporation.
It's so true.
But here's the thing.
I mean, people wonder why California and why there is a mass exodus.
It's because no one can afford to live here anymore.
Under the Democrat policies, it's not that we don't love California.
Absolutely love it.
Love everything about it.
I love the weather.
I like my friends.
I like the desert.
I like the beach.
I like the ocean.
I like that I can go anywhere within an hour and I can go from skiing to surfing.
I can do whatever it is within an hour for me, okay?
But I can't afford it.
You look at the homelessness.
You look at all the socialism that they have started to enact.
I mean, I'm paying for illegals healthcare now.
We now have a highway tax.
We've got all of these different things.
People cannot afford to make it here.
They can't afford to run a business here.
You cannot pay your taxes.
So it shouldn't surprise anybody when I saw this, that when you've got a billionaire oil heir, list historic Temple of Wings mansion for $5 million.
All right, so of course you've got Gordon Getty.
They're saying, get out of California.
Just sell it for $5 million.
This is a fabulous home with an unbelievable view.
They're selling it for $5 million?
That's why.
People are leaving in droves.
They're leaving San Francisco.
They're leaving L.A. They're leaving everywhere in between.
They're saying, enough.
I can't afford it.
Not doing it.
There's exodus out of cities.
Out of anywhere the Democrats control everything, there's an exodus.
I mean, just think about that.
I wonder why.
And where are they going?
They're all going to Republican strongholds.
Going to Florida, Texas.
That's just everything you need to know.
Yep.
Sure are.
My property value's doubled.
Mm-hmm.
That's why.
All of these policies, these are not new.
These have been the California...
This has been on the docket of California.
That's why people are leaving.
There is no house...
You know, it's hard to buy houses unless you're rich everywhere.
And I'm telling you, I live out in the middle of nowhere.
And I'm just telling you, I've watched properties in the last five years.
So many people come to this area.
There was one time two or three years ago that the average...
The average time your home was, you know, up for sale before it went into contract was 12 hours.
Unbelievable.
12 hours!
And now, I mean, the prices are just, I cannot tell you the value from here to the little beach towns that are, you know, not really tourist towns, and then the areas north 20 miles of those areas, how much the property value has doubled.
It's just, it's gotten out of hand.
I mean, it's crazy.
It really is.
And of course, you know, her policy of introducing $25,000 down payment for new homebuyers, who do you think that is?
Those are illegal aliens, is who she is trying to appeal to.
That's it.
She wants them to show up and she wants them to vote for her.
That's the plan.
And she really thinks that people are stupid enough to do that.
And so I thought it was really smart.
I really have to say that I was looking today and I saw that you've got a lot of people that are posting, you know, Jack Posobiec.
He put on his page.
Here's what's going on.
It's not legal for you to vote.
He says, you know, basically on his thing, do not print and post these, but stop.
If you are not a citizen of the United States of America, it is illegal for you to vote.
If you are not a citizen of the United States of America and you vote anyway, you may be convicted of a felony and deported.
Voting by non-citizens is criminal, deportable offense.
Now, you would think that they would know this, right?
I mean, any logical person would.
You even have it here in Spanish.
But no, this is the vote.
And this is what Kamala Harris has been importing through the border and open border policies.
They are taking better care of illegal aliens than they are American citizens.
I would be better off if I left this country, all right, and said, okay, I'm going to be a citizen of whatever country, fill in the blank, and then came back in illegally than I would as an American citizen.
Because as an American citizen, they are robbing me completely blind to fund this nonsense.
At least I would stop being robbed, right?
I know.
So, here's some fun breaking news.
Oh, Lord.
Here we go.
Oh no.
Obama?
Who?
Ashley Biden.
Really?
Oh God.
Oh my gosh.
Bless her heart.
Hasn't she been through enough?
Yes, Lord.
Oh my God.
Hasn't she been through enough already?
Poor thing.
God, these people, man.
They're crazy.
Oh my gosh, they really just love to rub the salt, don't they?
I mean, they just never get enough of the whole thing.
It's really something else I mean but let's face it I mean what we're dealing with here okay I still can't get past it I know that the lamestream media works at just like an unbelievable pace to make sure that you were distracted from all of the big stories but the fact and I thought about this all weekend the fact that they cremated Thomas Crooks the would-be assassin of a former president President Trump And,
like, the evidence in his body is no longer on this earth, I mean, so to speak, to where you could actually uncover the mysteries of what happened.
Is he even still, I mean, is he even dead?
It makes you just go, what are they covering?
Everything.
It's the biggest cover-up we have ever seen in our lives.
They cremated that guy so that his body just went poof!
They went over there with a fire hose and washed the roof off.
I know it.
In an FBI uniform.
They are the clean-up crew that you see in these really creepy movies and stuff.
I mean, that's their job.
Just like Epstein Island.
Just like the jail when Epstein didn't kill himself.
I have never seen anything like this.
And the fact that it has been buried and no one's even talking about it anymore is appalling.
falling.
They cremated him.
I mean, with really no explanation.
They don't feel like they owe an explanation.
They basically said, oh no, we released his body to his family.
We're not finished investigating.
And then they decided immediately to cremate his body so that no one could investigate.
Now, if I were Congressman Clay Higgins, and I know that he has been, you know, causing a stir, it wouldn't be a big enough stir.
This is huge.
They're covering up a crime.
Do you know how lucky we are to have President Trump right now?
The fact that a bullet did not take him down?
Do you know what a miracle that is?
I just can't believe that that happened and then he's gonna lose.
I just don't believe that's just I just can't believe it.
We need all hands on deck.
I mean that's the whole thing because they're doing everything and everybody knows it.
I mean we know right now as we're breathing and talking that they have got all kinds of tricks up their sleeve.
We're gonna have to be 10 miles ahead of them.
We're gonna have to be registering people to vote all over This nation.
You're going to have to reach out to people that you don't, you know, necessarily talk to on the regular and make sure that they're registered to vote and then make sure that you get them to the polls and that they vote early even in some cases.
This is something.
If everybody just listened to this show would, you know, take somebody that normally doesn't vote to the polls when your uncles or aunts or something or two, that could change the whole election right there.
Oh my gosh, when you look at how many people are not registered to vote, it's frightening.
Even to this day.
I mean, we cannot do another four years of an Obama regime and then potentially, if they win, then they're just going to continue on doing what they're doing and we'll never have a chance again.
If you think that what they did to their own party is bad, just think about what they would do to all of us.
They don't even care what they did with their own party.
They didn't give them a voice.
They didn't think it was necessary to.
Now, just imagine another eight years of it.
Imagine four more, just four more years, you're done.
Four more years.
She's already talking about raising taxes.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, let's just raise corporation taxes.
You know, let's put another burden on everybody.
And that's every small business.
Again, if you legally want to open a business, and you can't go get a business account at a bank, and you can't operate.
Because what are they going to have?
You're going to have to have a tax ID number.
You're going to have to give it to them to open a business account.
And then you're going to have to claim an LLC, corporation, CS Corp, corporation.
The name's in there.
These are California policies.
I'm telling you.
I mean, like I say, you don't have to have any employees.
You could be running it yourself or one or two.
And then she's already said, so millionaires and billionaires can pay their fair share.
They don't care.
The millionaires and billionaires, they got plenty of money.
What that does, though, is every small business in the country gets nailed.
Anybody that operates legally is gone.
I mean, they get taxed to hell and back.
Well, I mean, it really is true, and they unveiled...
Still can't do it unless it goes through Congress.
Well, exactly.
But here's the thing.
You've got Kamala's plan for economic destruction unveiled, and they didn't even change out Biden's name.
Here it is.
You've got Biden's second term.
He will push Congress.
It's exactly everything that you've already seen.
But the quote of the day is from J.D. Vance, and this was fabulous.
J.D. Vance, giving Kamala Harris control over inflation is like giving Jeffrey Epstein control over human trafficking policy.
There you have it.
Okay.
Oh, Viking C2 just donated to our show.
She says, thank you, Jules and Kat.
I just want to make sure I get anybody that may have donated.
I know I owe some people from Friday, and I'm going to definitely give you a shout-out tomorrow.
But anyway, that concludes today's show.
But I loved this quote.
It's so true.
I mean, giving Kamala Harris control over inflation is like giving Jeffrey Epstein control over human trafficking policy.
Let that resonate.
All right, everybody.
Well, until tomorrow, we will see you then.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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