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Big Boy Bombs Badly | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 603 – 7/12/2024
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Today is Friday, July 12th, 2024, episode number 603.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
My voice is sore from laughing at Biden.
You and everybody else.
Oh wow, wasn't that something?
Where to even begin?
It just...
I laughed and laughed and laughed and it was just this train wreck.
It's just like you can't quit watching.
And it's so bad.
It just kept getting worse.
I mean, it just, it absolutely did.
It just kept getting worse.
I sat there watching it going, really?
This is the president, so to speak, of the United States.
And then you've got this media that just sat back and just took it easy because they're also taking instruction from somebody else like the deep state.
If that would have been Trump up there, they would have torn him apart.
And everybody knows it.
These questions were...
We said it yesterday.
Predetermined questions, pre-written.
He's going to have a note and he's going to call on certain so-called journalists.
They're going to give him...
It's so scripted.
They're reading it.
You can tell it's scripted.
And of course he had an earpiece on.
You could hear him.
The reason it was so choppy because he was listening to everything they said.
And that one time he said, what are you doing?
That's them in the earpiece saying, what are you doing?
And he repeated it.
Exactly.
I mean, how else were they giving him instruction?
I mean, they tried to keep him on point.
And the person that was really addressing America yesterday was the teleprompter.
Whoever was back there typing in real time and making sure that they kept Biden's attention to stay on task and to remember what the first question was.
And he couldn't do it.
He couldn't do it.
He was in bad shape.
Oh, my God.
I mean, the introduction of Zelensky and from all the world leaders as Putin, though.
I mean, come on now.
That's classic.
They're going to be playing that in 3065.
That took the cake.
I mean, that's how it all began.
It was like, okay, so it's over before the press conference even started.
Man, that was how it was.
Also, boy, this isn't going to go good.
Here it is.
For those of you that missed it, I doubt you did.
This is so cringe.
But it is.
And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination.
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
The whole thing has Oh my God, I don't even know what to say about that.
I saw that.
I was actually...
And I don't watch TV, but I couldn't find the...
Because I was out mowing the yard and I was like...
He was supposed to start at 6.30, right?
He didn't start until like two hours late.
So he was supposed to start at 6.30 and I was out mowing the pasture and I came back about 10 minutes late.
And I never watched news on TV, but I just turned it on Newsmax because I knew they were covering it just because I didn't want to fiddle through the computer because I thought I was late.
Because I thought I was like 10 minutes early, but I just let the time go.
And I was like, oh my God, I'm missing it.
And so I went and turned it on real fast, Newsmax.
And as soon as I turned it on, that was the first thing I saw.
And I was like, oh my god.
And he...
President Putin.
I mean, it's so bad.
But that's where we are right now.
I mean, that was truly, just so everybody knows, that was the best Biden could do.
That was the best.
And that's how bad it was.
And he's not quitting.
That dude's not going to quit.
They're going to have to drag him away.
Oh my gosh.
Dragon Ball.
Yes.
I mean, and you can see it on their faces.
I mean, they don't even know what to do.
They know that the American people are now laughing at them.
And they are.
And President Trump is having the best laugh in the world.
And Oh yeah, he's been dogging him out all day.
Oh yeah, Wheel of Fortune, I have that one up here.
Ukraine President Joe Biden, a contestant, says, Putin!
And everybody's laughing in the background.
When you've got Zelensky on the screen, easy to figure out, and he can't even do it.
End of quote.
End of quote.
What are you doing?
He was talking...
Rambling on for a couple of minutes.
I have no idea.
He was changing subjects.
I mean, I could not.
I have no.
And I follow politics religiously.
And I can read between the lines.
I had no idea what the hell this guy was talking about the entire time.
It made no sense.
He might as well just been saying grass, chairs, giraffe.
It just made no sense.
None of it was completely gone.
It was bad.
He's gone.
It was really, really bad.
And everybody that watched that, and then they watched the press, too, because they were ridiculous, the way they were acting.
And everybody knew exactly what was going on here.
I mean, when you've got...
Where's Jill, man?
She's got to give the post, the post thing.
Oh, Joe, wasn't you the big boy?
You answered all the questions.
You date my big boy.
That's my big boy.
You want some ice cream, big boy?
She is really the worst, isn't she?
I mean, can you imagine?
Both of them.
And they're going down as these garbage, just ridiculous laughingstocks.
And with everything that garbage family's ever done, they deserve this.
And they just, I mean, they will not give it up, will they?
They're not giving up that power.
They're not at all.
No.
Jill knows when they shuffle this idiot off, everybody hates him.
They're going to shuffle him off the stage if he's not president.
To never be seen or want to be heard from again, including her, including Hunter, none of them's going to have any influence.
None of them's going to have a job.
None of them's going to know what to do.
None of them's going to have any way...
To make a living because the bribing and stuff's over.
So they're just going to go to obscurity and be laughingstocks.
Nobody's going to remember them five seconds after they leave.
And it's over for them.
And they're not going to give that up.
It's their last time to shine.
And they know it.
Between that and then the absolute hatred between Jill and Kamala Harris, which has been an ongoing feud ever since, Kamala called out Joe for being a racist.
She does not want his predecessor to step up into the most powerful position in the world.
But can you imagine if you actually cared about somebody pushing them to continue on doing this?
Apparently she is the only one.
The babysitter, Jill, is the only one that Biden listens to.
And that's what she's doing.
She's forcing him to stay in.
Which I'm very happy about because, hey, you know what?
This is great.
This is good for us.
He's not going to be the nominee, though.
I can almost guarantee it now.
Well, I mean, here you go.
They're going to try to stick Cacklin.
Oh, Cacklin.
Oh, yeah.
She's circling around.
I mean, they're a bunch of vultures.
You have to realize what we're dealing with here.
I mean, they truly are vultures, and they are just swarming around.
And you know she can sense it, and you know that she feels it.
Biden's presidency, and here you've got pollsters.
The sharks are circling, buddy.
They smell blood and water, and they're circling.
The DNC sharks, they're in a circle, man.
It's like a bunch of white tips up there in a feeding frenzy.
They're just waiting for that little last dam to break before they go pick the bones.
They cannot wait, and you can just see it.
There's like this undertone of who's coming in next, and you've got everybody rallying for a position.
Because a lot of these deep staters, they want to remain in power.
They have to in order to protect what all they did in order to achieve that power to begin with.
They see the writing on the wall, but I honestly do not believe for even one second that Kamala Harris even holds a candle, especially at this point.
They can't.
All eyes are on the Democrat Party.
Everything.
They are proving our point day in and day out how they were all in it together.
All day long, you're watching them completely fall apart.
I mean, they were sitting there.
They actually are going so low that they're like, yes, but did you hear how well he delivered on policy, on foreign policy?
That's the stick to it.
I'm a pretty smart guy, I think.
I have no idea what he was talking about at all, any time.
It was just a bunch of mixed up words.
And there were so many spaces between the words because you could tell they were feeding him the answers.
He wasn't reading it.
He was getting fed it.
And he looked down at notes constantly.
And of course, they tell me I gotta pull from these questions.
Okay.
Fake news journalists already gave me the question number one.
And they're like, Joe, what do you...
Boxers are briefs.
I mean, really?
The most ridiculous softball questions.
No pushback at all.
But you know how when they ended it, it was funny because he started whispering and they just cut him off.
Alright, that's the end of it.
Somebody yelled in the background.
Did you hear that?
I certainly did.
I mean, the whole thing was so bad.
Creepy.
It really was.
It truly was.
So we can start at the top.
This one was really loads of fun.
When you had Biden call Kamala Harris Vice President Trump in the dumpster fire big boy press conference.
Oh yes, that actually happened.
So after he referred to Zelensky as Putin, then he went on to say that President Trump was his vice president.
Oh!
You seriously could not make it up.
This is how the whole thing started.
And we knew at that point that it was going to be just an absolute show after that, just a total clown show.
And it was.
It definitely did not disappoint in that part.
So here he is doing exactly that.
I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President, though I think she was not qualified to be President.
So you heard what he said.
He wouldn't have picked her, basically.
She's not qualified to be president.
There's so much to unravel.
I would not have picked Donald Trump to be vice president because she wouldn't make a good vice president.
Exactly.
That was the whole thing.
Nothing made sense.
It was just a bunch of demented, incoherent babble.
Psycho babble.
The whole thing.
I mean, it was just the most incredible thing.
Because here's the thing.
Even if he would have said she's not ready.
Okay, so now they can misinterpret all of that.
They can basically gloss right on over it.
Because he didn't say that she was qualified.
I mean, he was like saying that he's the guy.
He's got unfinished business.
He's the one.
Look nowhere else.
Look no further.
He's the man for the job.
This is crazy.
I mean, it was just craziness.
And then they started like, Mr.
President, what if Camilla Harris polls better?
Then will you drop out pretty please, pretty please, big boy?
They were begging.
It was the most pitiful.
And they're like, y'all are the press, man.
Have y'all, should we play a Trump?
Trump would go, he'd go to the helicopter every day and he would go out.
There'd be a hundred of them screaming at him.
I mean, they literally have foam coming down their mouths like rabid dogs and their fangs out and screaming, you're a rapist and everything else to them.
And he sat up there and did it.
And now they're like, if there's one point better than, will you please put sugar on top?
Oh my God, it was the most pitiful thing I've ever seen.
A big boy press conference.
You had notes.
You had an earpiece.
You had predetermined questions on notes.
You had a teleprompter.
They gave you the questions ahead of time.
That's not a big boy.
That's a little boy.
And they were so kind and so patient, and they acted like they understood everything that he was saying.
Like you're in a nursing home talking to somebody on the last day.
Exactly.
They never pushed back once, no.
They didn't ask any hardball questions, nothing like that, because they're not real reporters.
That's the thing.
They're propagandists for the Democrat Party.
That's all they are.
So if you were expecting a real press conference, even besides the fact that they named it the Big Boy Press Conference, you knew going in that it wasn't going to be real.
But he is in such bad mental decline that it ended up just showing the world what it was and what they are.
Just a whole bunch of nothings.
Just nothing.
I mean, this is the thing.
And the world leaders are just...
Your camera just...
It was awful.
The world leaders, oh my gosh.
Even Zelensky, when he called him Putin, my God.
Oh, he's just sat there going.
I'm telling you, I just come in, I was rushing around, I turned it on, and then they were going, watch this.
I was going, what's going on?
And when he called him Putin, I laughed.
I couldn't stop laughing.
I said, oh my God, it's the worst thing he could do.
Here's the president of Ukraine, President Putin.
Come on, Putin.
And it's not only that.
I mean, what happened with this was he also, you know, the Italian Prime Minister, Georgia Milani, I mean, she couldn't get or move away from him fast enough.
I know.
Here's a two-parter.
He's in there molesting her.
Right.
He's groping her like he gropes everybody.
And then there's also her making fun of him in this part, in this video that I'm going to play for you.
you check it out.
Look at that.
Ugh.
Have some respect.
Quit leaning towards her, you pedophile.
Of course, now he's rubbing her back.
She cannot get away from him fast enough.
Yeah.
Thanks, Gramps.
Gone.
Oh my gosh.
And so here she is actually reliving the experience.
He can't quit perving on everybody.
He cannot stop perving on women, man, and kids.
He can't do it.
He never will.
This is just who he is.
He's the most gross, pedophile, shower-daughtering, creepy-handsy.
Ugh.
Horrible, isn't it?
It's really bad.
It is.
He grosses you out.
He grosses me out.
Oh, he does everybody.
I mean, think about how she is.
Then his granddaughter gets up there at 20-something years old and he's like sticking his tongue down her mouth.
Kissing her on the mouth.
I mean, really, who does something like that?
Yeah, we're from the South.
We hug.
We're huggers, man.
I'm a Southern gentleman, man.
But man, my grandfathers don't kiss their granddaughters on the mouth, man, like for a long time.
Definitely not.
So here she is.
You get slapped down here.
You try that crap.
Well, I wouldn't even go near it.
You know, there's like a personal space.
You have a snow globe and it's like, okay, you know, I just, this is where we go.
And that's as far as we go.
We don't go any further than that.
I mean, it's just common courtesy, but...
You've got Joe Biden, who goes all the way.
I mean, here he is, and you will also see her in this clip making fun of him when she's describing what she experienced.
to check it out trying to be nice trying to be nice Trying to be nice.
Good, Joe.
Good to see you.
Nice to see you.
Glad you're doing well.
You're supposed to kiss the air, Joe, not her skin.
Quit staring at me.
But you look great.
You're doing great.
Look at how far she's been in bike and how far he's lunging for.
Look at her.
There she is just going, what did I just go through here?
What was all of that?
Yeah, she feels molested.
Look at her.
Of course she feels horrible.
Of course she does.
I mean, this guy's a creeper.
Yeah, man.
She totally feels creeped out.
My goodness sakes.
You know who we need to put together?
We need to put together E. Jean Carroll and Joe Biden.
I think they would be a perfect match.
I would love to see a meet and greet between those two.
If those two were to meet, wouldn't that be fun?
She thinks rape is sexy, so...
Joe, let's talk about sexy, sexy rape.
Yeah.
The sexiest rape of them all.
That sexy, sexy rape that Anderson and Cooper loves like I do.
I've never seen Anderson Cooper going to break.
She's like, I think rape is sexy.
Break time.
She goes, oh, I just love you.
She started hitting on a gay dude.
Well, I mean, that's why I'm saying this would be absolutely perfect.
We need a meet and greet between the two.
Can you imagine?
I mean, I have the exact same vibe when I watch her and then when I watch him.
She makes more sense than he does.
That's how bad it is.
And she's cuckoo for Coco Puffs.
I mean, bad.
I mean, really?
This is what we have.
I mean, her cheese slid off her cracker 20 years ago.
That's exactly right, Kat.
I mean, it's so true.
And we're just sitting here watching all of this.
And this is our country we're talking about.
We're talking about a guy that has his hand on the nuclear codes.
Are you kidding?
No.
We can do better.
We need to do better.
I mean, he slurs.
He carried on all night.
They tried the stuttering lie again.
Oh, he's always had a stutter.
Joe's never had a stutter.
Mm-hmm.
Please, no.
That's what they try.
I'm trying to lie again.
He was two hours late.
He takes the stage two hours late.
He immediately starts coughing and mumbling.
So somebody said, you know what, we need to, just in case there's a problem, continue for people to believe that you've got the flu or that you've got a cold so that we can go ahead and defer to that.
And here he is.
We just concluded this year's NATO summit.
And the consensus among the members was it was a great success.
It's especially momentous because it represented the 75th year, the most important military defense alliance in the history of the world.
Goodness sakes.
That is the first thing.
Slur, slur, slur.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Slur, slur.
And then he goes on.
He claims that he's laying fears about being asked if he's going to stay in the race, you know?
And he said, I'm determined to keep on running, but I think that it's important.
Listen.
Will that affect your decision or are you fully determined on running in November as the party's nominee?
I'm determined on running, but I think it's important that I lay fears by seeing, let them see me out there.
Let me see my, you know, for the longest time it was, you know, Biden's not prepared to sit with us unscripted.
Biden's not prepared to in any way.
And so, what I'm doing is what I've been doing.
I think we've done over 20 major events, from Wisconsin to North Carolina, to anyway, to demonstrate that I'm going out in the areas where we think we can win, where we can persuade people to move our way, or people are already there.
Here, look, the other thing is, we have the most extensive campaign organization of anybody's had in a long, long time.
We have well over a thousand volunteers knocking on doors, making phone calls, making tens of thousands of phone calls.
We have headquarters.
I forget exactly how many I want to cite a number and then find out I'm off.
But we have scores of headquarters in all the toss-up states.
We're organized.
We're moving.
And that's awful hard to replace in the near term.
Reading, earpiece, slurring, laying tears.
It's painful.
It is so painful.
I mean, it hurts deeply to try to listen to this guy.
He motivates nobody, man.
I mean, everybody's just like eye-rolling.
Actually, that woman we just played eye-rolling in Italian.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, she had it perfect.
That's exactly what everybody feels when they run away from that creep.
Oh, my God.
Or when they have to listen to him.
He's going to sniff my hair.
He's going to stick his tongue in my ear.
Or just even having to listen to him.
That was so painful last night.
That was so painful.
I bet he's got some nasty breath, too.
Oh, just everything.
It's just really creepy.
I mean, it's just really, really creepy at this point.
He's got that gorilla breath.
Hey, baby.
Yeah.
I think he is just, he's absolutely completely unaware of what he is now.
He has no idea.
So then you've got Joe Biden.
He's reassuring the nation that he's sharper than ever.
Look, like I said, I'm dealing with Xi right now and direct contact with him.
I have no good reason to talk to Putin right now.
There's not much that he is prepared to do in terms of accommodating any change in his behavior.
But there isn't any world leader I'm not prepared to deal with.
But I understand the generic point.
Is Putin ready to talk?
I'm not ready to talk to Putin unless Putin's ready to change his behavior.
And the idea, look, Putin's got a problem.
We got a problem.
We got a problem.
Because you're the one talking to Putin.
Yeah, we got a problem.
You calling Zelensky Putin and you're Putin in your panties.
Good God!
The whole thing's so bad.
I mean, you know, it is just so obvious.
And the reason he's hesitating, and it's like, because they're talking to him in his earpiece.
When somebody's giving you every line in an earpiece, it's going to seem unnatural, and you already got him stuttering, bumbling mess.
And he is a stuttering, bumbling mess.
But then he goes on.
He says, I'm following the advice of my commander-in-chief.
Yeah.
He doesn't disappoint with that one.
That's actually true.
It ain't him.
I'm following the advice of my commander-in-chief, the chief of staff of the military, as well as the secretary of defense and our intelligence people.
And Deeragon just says, Putin, we have a problem.
Good lord.
Believe me, he knows.
He knows we've got a big problem.
Then he does the creepy whisper.
Like I said.
Oh my god.
This whole thing.
And they listen to him cutting and mob when he starts whispering.
Oh yeah.
I mean this was actually a lot better than the debate because he continued to mumble on and show how bad he was.
Just wouldn't stop.
Yeah.
So you didn't have the distraction of what President Trump was doing or the hand signals and all the different things that were going on with Dana Bash and the others.
I mean, you got to focus solely on Biden and it was not a good look.
So here is the creepy whisper.
We had the Treasury Department do a study.
When unions do better, everybody does better. - - Oh my gosh.
This was the whole thing.
The end one, though, when he goes, nobody got it.
You know?
Ew.
I mean, you know?
Look, though.
Look it, man.
His sign interpreter lost his hair.
It's that bad trying to sign him.
Exactly.
That dude's like, okay, can we get a bigger dork to sign languages than Biden, please?
I mean, my gosh, this has to have been so stressful for that person.
But not only that, then he goes on to confirm that Jill Biden is actually running the show behind the scenes.
He actually let that tell out.
He says, I love my staff, but they add things.
I'm catching hell for my wife anyway.
I love my staff.
But they add things.
They add things all the time.
I'm catching hell for my wife.
Anyway.
I hate my staff.
They add things.
I'm the president, and they're adding work all the time.
They're like, there's a nuclear bomb going off in North Korea, and they added that.
How could they add that to my schedule?
They know I'm tired.
My God, this is so bad.
You don't want anything added to that.
I mean, you're the president, man.
You should probably get 50,000 things an hour getting added to you on your shoulders.
This thing was really a major tell.
The end whisper, though.
Do you have the end whisper?
I don't think I do.
No, I don't.
Do you have it?
If you have it, great.
Just give me a second here and talk and I'll...
It was...
I mean, the whole thing...
As we look at what all is going on around the world...
Okay, so you have the threat of World War III. Do you really want this buffoon?
He can't run a lemonade stand, this guy, man.
He can't do a thing.
I mean, this was an absolute nightmare for everybody.
And I loved the fact that his entire staff was just going, oh my gosh, what are we going to do with him?
I mean, they couldn't move and hide.
And the best part is, I don't give a crap.
He could go out there and drop a load down on the stage.
He still ain't gonna leave.
I don't give a crap.
He's gonna, man.
They got a problem.
Okay, I just reposted it.
It's under my pen treat.
Listen to this.
This is how it all ended.
And as soon as he was creepy whispering, These are the best whispers.
And you can hear them go, okay, that concludes the press conference after he did it twice.
They screamed.
Listen to the background.
This is the end of it.
Oh my gosh, this is so funny.
I think I just started kind of going, you know, I just started kind of zoning off towards the end.
Here you go.
You earlier explained confidence in your vice president.
Yes.
If your team came back and showed you data that she would fare better against former president Donald Trump, would you reconsider your decision to stay in the race?
No, unless they came back and said, there's no way you can win.
Me.
No one's saying that.
No, Paul says that.
Mr. President.
Thank you.
This ends tonight's press conference.
This is the press conference.
Oh my gosh no I did have that when I had it labeled under stare Here's what's funny.
How long was his speech?
An hour?
The most?
I think so.
Somewhere around there.
We got an hour show and we don't have enough time to play gaffes.
He's a miracle of science.
He can gaff more than an hour in an hour speech.
We could sit here for another hour and just one after another because everything's a gaffe.
Nothing makes sense.
No, none of it.
Well, what I loved was the reaction from Blinken Austin Sullivan.
He wasn't Blinken, was he?
No, he wasn't.
I mean, as soon as he said Vice President Trump, their reaction says everything.
And then Jean-Pierre is over here.
I didn't even notice that until someone was kind enough to point it out yesterday.
And here she is just kind of like deer in headlights as well.
They were told just stay focused on him, do not react, regardless of what happens up there.
But you know that they had to be incredibly on edge.
I mean, you're talking about Joe Biden.
Here it is.
I wouldn't have picked Vice President Trump to be Vice President until I think she was not qualified to be President.
So let's start there.
Number one.
The fact is...
Number two.
The consideration is...
They just said that.
They just were...
I love to know what they're thinking.
Oh, boy.
They're like, oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
And, I mean, here's me just kind of going alongside.
He's always going to be remembered as this, and that's exactly how he deserves to be remembered, as this dithering old piece of crap fool, and that makes me happy.
And Jill as a little monster that can't give up her little power.
That's exactly right.
This is how they all should be remembered.
These are the darkest days I think we've ever seen in this country as far as watching the deep state and how it works.
You can't put a garbage family in there like that and just, you know, cheat to put them in.
We all know they cheated.
Everybody knows they cheated.
And you know what?
They're going to do everything that they can to make sure that they cheat again.
They want this guy in.
They're sitting up there shoulder to shoulder.
You saw AOC. I mean, she's just all about Biden right now.
I don't know what he's promised her, but here she is again, AOC. JB, Joe Biden, is the nominee.
I have spoken to the president over the weekend.
I have spoken with him extensively.
He made clear then and he has made clear since that he is in this race.
The matter is closed.
He had reiterated that this morning.
He has reiterated that to the public.
Joe Biden is our nominee.
He is not leaving.
He is not leaving.
And that's that.
Why are you 30-something years old and still talking like an 8-year-old baby girl?
Because she thinks that sells, and it doesn't.
It is so cringe.
Sandy really needs to go back to bartending.
I think she was a lot better at it.
Can you imagine?
I doubt it.
You'd ask for a crowning coat, she'd bring back a boat anchor or something.
You know, she sucked at it just like she does everything else.
They're all so bad.
Well, obviously something is going on within the party because she just lost her conditional endorsement from the Democrat Socialists of America.
So here you go.
It looks like it's all going downhill for her.
So you've got the organization announced that they revoked the endorsement in a memo to supporters on Wednesday claiming that she is not doing enough to support Palestine.
The DSA had voted to endorse Ocasio-Cortez on June 23, provided that she fulfilled the following demands.
Publicly opposes all funding to Israel, including the Iron Dome.
Participates regularly in the DSA Federal Socialists in Office Committee.
Publicly opposes all criminalization of anti-Xianism.
Such as Bill's advancing IHRA definition, which conflates criticism of Israel with anti-Semitism, publicly supports BDS boycott, divest, and sanction to end Israeli settler colonialism.
So this is the memo.
Those were the demands they put on her, and she walked away.
So they no longer support her.
Like I said, the left is their own best enemy, as far as we're concerned.
Let them go ahead and tear each other apart.
I don't know how they've held it together this far, but we don't even need to participate to watch them collapse literally in front of our eyes.
I mean, this is what's happening.
This whole Palestinian Israel is wonderful for us.
Yeah, and I don't care about any country but the United States.
That's all I care about.
People over here that claim to be American first, and they absolutely talk about other countries more than talk about ours.
That's what our politicians do.
We're sitting here trying to focus on American jobs, and they're up there.
Ukraine, Ukraine.
They got Leszczyns going up there, you know, five-finger discounting everybody's wallet as he goes.
They don't do nothing but fly around the world and beg for money, man.
That's it.
Well, you know why, don't you?
He's got a little problem like Hunter.
Oh my gosh.
Wired.
Totally.
That's what we have.
I don't understand what he's saying, but I think it's going to have a bump.
I mean, this is really it.
This is really what's going on.
And you can see it.
This is why everybody has been saying for the longest time, hey, you know, it would be really nice if we were to have drug tests.
Because he has the exact same vibe as Hunter Biden.
They just cheat them like they do everything else.
You know, I mean...
They just cheat in the ducts.
Is there any difference, really, than what Hunter Biden did on the balcony at the 4th of July?
I mean, you saw Hunter acting the exact same way.
No wonder they got along so well.
No wonder they sent Hunter to Ukraine.
Look, in Burisma, here's Hunter.
and Jill knows about all of it Jill knows exactly what she knows.
You could tell she was pissed.
Of course.
There he is.
Oh my god!
Sure is hot out here.
Man, it's burning up out here.
I gotta go in here, gotta go over here, gotta go over here.
Yeah, let me go in here.
Let me go back here for a minute.
Let me fix my hair.
Let me sniff.
Let me, you know, rub my nose.
I mean, can it be any more obvious to anyone?
These sweat bullets, man.
Everybody else is like, no sweating.
Everybody's got jackets on.
He's like a faucet pouring off his face.
Rubbing his face.
Wired eyes.
Big as saucers.
Oh, it's just incredible.
It's incredible what they are trying to pull off.
Again, this is what they think they're going to be able to sell the American people.
And it's not going to work.
It's just not going to work because everybody saw it.
I mean, you've got Mad Cow, right, who's up there, Rachel Mad Cow.
She's talking about it afterwards.
I mean, she just literally wants to cry.
She's going, you know, she didn't know what to say.
So they hung on to the foreign policy situation.
Here she is.
I think that what Nicole points out about the reality about polling numbers for incumbent presidents and the real history of that versus what President Biden said, which was not actually factually accurate as far as I can tell, that's worrying because it makes me worry that the president is being given information about his political standing that may not be based in reality, that may be sunnier than is real.
You think?
You think?
They were trying to spin this thing as much as they possibly could.
Yeah, the PP hoaxster.
Yes.
She lied so much about the Russian stuff.
She was the number one show because everybody tuned in during the Mueller investigations.
And she had all this bullshit she was slinging.
It was nothing but nice.
And they literally took her off the air for a year.
year was so bad after the Mueller report came out, which proves she's lied to everybody for years.
And just like they always do, Democrats always bring you back, you know.
They sent, they sent the Jimmy Kimmel, you know, to blackface rehab one summer.
You're going to blackface rehab because he got caught wearing blackface.
You're going to blackface rehab.
Oh, I'm back.
I'm with the blackface rehab.
Isn't that ridiculous?
They They send people away and then they act like, okay, well, they have gone and they are a completely different person than what you remember.
Yeah, right.
No.
Have you noticed there's not one single Republican in blackface?
All of them are Democrats.
There's like 50 famous people that's done blackface.
They're all Democrats and liberals.
Well, they did the same thing to Will Smith.
Remember when the slap heard around the world, all of a sudden he went to all of these four-off places so that he could find himself and he met with all of these different people.
He went to bitch slap rehab.
We're going to blackface rehab.
We're going to bitch slap rehab.
Okay, he's better now.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, he met with a guru in India.
Mad cow going to Russia hoax conspiracy theory rehab.
And they come back, you know.
And then Ellen, she left and Ellen came back.
They all come back.
Oh, yes.
They can't take it.
Ellen says...
They're like, I just want to go live on a ranch with my millions.
I don't ever want to be sick again.
That's Ellen!
They're there for about a week.
They need somebody to give an autograph to.
They can't handle it.
That's exactly right.
This isn't the last time we've seen any of them.
Believe me.
They never go away, man.
We wish they did.
They just never do it.
So you have, of course, Chris Matthews, who makes a prediction on Biden, which is kind of fun.
These are the losers, right?
I'd never watched these people, so it was fun for me to actually see a few clips on how they're trying to spin what we all just saw.
And here they are.
They never disappoint.
He's been good at it.
He's been reelected every stand in Delaware with pretty healthy majorities.
In life, he lost his wife and he lost his daughter and he found Jill.
Now who's you going to listen to, Jill or George Clooney?
I'm telling you, it's personal.
He's had the elite, and it's so true about the elite.
He is absolutely right about the elite.
Look at President Obama.
He served for eight years loyally, and yet Obama backed Hillary Clinton.
For president and didn't back him.
I hear he never even invited him upstairs.
He had a good reason to be resentful, but he isn't.
He puts up with it, with the elite.
But right now, he's got the poor people.
He's got minorities.
He's got Hispanics.
He's going to put out labor.
He's going to hold that base of the Democratic Party, which he will need in November.
And I'm telling you, people are going to end up rooting for him in October because he will have a comeback.
And in this elite fashioned attack on him, they're going to pay for it.
But in the end, they're going to end up voting for him.
So I think Biden will be the little guy.
He'll be the Democrat in this race, the true Democrat.
And he's going to get people to turn for him in October.
It's going to be stunning.
He is not quitting.
He is not built to quit.
That's what I think.
And I think it's the most important thing we're going to resolve here.
Okay, he needs a job.
Yeah.
Oh.
He obviously needs a job.
He puts the D in delusional.
Wow!
delusional with a capital D.
That's what we have here.
I'm praising Jill, right, with what she is doing to push her husband up there and make a fool out of himself and this country.
This is all about power, nothing else.
And they're very concerned about President Trump getting back in because you know what?
He has got to put the pedal on the metal day one.
We have got to have him turn all of this around and start cleaning out all of these agencies that have become so corrupt.
If yesterday, in that press conference, didn't wake people up to what's actually happening here with the press and everybody else, you know what?
I don't know what will.
But seriously, if somebody...
Show me what.
Show me what.
No.
You can't show me one.
That concludes the...
I mean, from way far away from the mic.
That concludes, everybody.
Thank you for coming very much.
He's just like, please don't whisper.
He did it twice.
Don't do it the third time.
I'm cutting his ass off.
Exactly.
She screamed it, and she was a long way away.
You could hear her.
Oh, boy.
I mean, that's what we have.
Even just you saying that to me on the phone, like, I'm just going, ooh.
Ooh.
I mean, it just gives me the chills.
And people have to deal with it.
Who does that?
Imagine being on a blind date.
And, you know, you have a nice dinner, and the girl's like, you know, I'm having a really good time.
And you go, oh, stupid.
Oh, gosh.
Would you like to go for a cocktail?
Serial killer?
No.
First thing you think is, is this Jeffrey Dahmer getting a fuck?
But, I mean, seriously, it's the worst thing ever.
And then you also have the fact that you've got delusional Democrats that are saying, go Biden, go.
And it's like, what?
Do you want to get us all killed?
I mean, seriously?
Is that what you're trying to do?
Is that what you want?
Because you will end up getting us all killed with this guy in charge.
But we want Joe, by the way, so that we can definitely secure President Trump.
I mean, they're going to pull out every angle to cheat, though, and we know it.
But you're seeing all of them right now.
The MSNBC, Lawrence O'Donnell on Biden's presser.
This one is from Western Linsman.
Biden delivered nothing less than the most masterful televised presidential press conference about Trump.
Are you kidding?
As good as it gets is what they are claiming.
Again, they're trying to distract what you saw with your own eyes, what you heard, how you felt.
I mean, was anybody inspired?
Did anybody feel really...
I felt like I needed to take a shower after that.
I went, no.
It's hard to listen to.
Although, if it wasn't so...
If it didn't make me laugh so hard because it's so bad...
But man, it's just jumbled alphabet soup, word salad.
I don't even know what to say.
It doesn't make any sense.
It doesn't go anywhere.
It changes positions.
I mean, he has flash forward, and he has a flash backwards, and he has a flash sideways.
I mean, the guy just...
What are you talking about, you idiot?
Well, I mean, you have three people going on for him.
You've got the teleprompter person.
You've got the person that's typing into the teleprompter.
You've got the person that's speaking in his ear.
Then you've got the press, right, that are trying to guide him.
Then you've got the fourth person.
The note cards.
You've got the eject button, woman.
Okay, that concludes.
That concludes it right now.
No more whispering.
We'll see y'all next time.
Show's over, folks.
The ejection seat woman in the nosebleed section.
So bad.
But it's not going to stop them from trying to cheat.
And remember, a lot of people that are holding on to these very powerful positions, even though they were trying to keep a straight face, and it didn't work, especially when he called President Trump his vice president.
He also said that, oh, next debate, I'm not going to be going to 14 different countries in 14 days to be so tired.
Dude, you came back and you were at Camp David for like eight or nine days after that.
That's right.
Resting and practicing for the debate for a week and a half.
Oh my gosh.
Forgot to leave out that little nugget.
They were using everything that they had in their war chest to try to distract from how bad it actually is.
And if you can imagine how it is now, think about four years from now.
Think about November.
I know.
I mean, he's not even going to be able to talk within a few months.
They're going to get rid of him.
But you can't hardly make a case that he's too old But, you know, to go to January, can you imagine him in January?
Well, that's why we really need to focus on who the next one is going to be, and they really want Harris.
So they want that to come to light for a bunch of reasons.
For, of course, the political donations, which, of course, are being throttled.
The main reason is that they don't want Gavin Newsom or something, because he'll go rogue.
And then Barack Obama won't have no say-so.
He'll tell everybody.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah, man.
We'll keep the same third Obama.
Would it be the fourth Obama?
I'll keep all your people.
But as soon as he raises his right hand, Gavin Newsom's going to, he ain't going to care what he am saying.
He's going to bring in the whole team.
They know that.
That's why they want Camilla, because she'll do whatever they tell them.
Anything.
Anything.
She's not smart enough to be a teller, much less a president.
She's dumb as a box of rocks.
Well, they're already freezing his donations.
They have frozen 90 million in pledges to Biden.
This one is from Carly Bonet.
And here they're already talking about it.
Breaking this hour, New York Times reporting donors have told the largest pro-Biden super PAC that roughly $90 million in pledges are now frozen if Biden remains at the top of the ticket.
But this may only be the beginning.
Reports claim a coordinated Democratic rebellion is set to unfold during a brutal 48-hour stretch for Biden.
An 18th Democrat lawmaker just called for Biden's exit 90 minutes ago.
Now we're learning that President Biden privately met with White House Minority Leader Jeffries after his solo press conference last night, where he made several embarrassing mistakes on the world stage.
Hello, everyone.
Yeah, I'd say it was very embarrassing.
But did you hear the words?
Several.
I mean, the whole thing.
Try 159.
The whole thing.
You could just scrap that whole thing and say, okay, no.
And think how many times he practiced.
That's the other thing that no one's talking about.
I mean, he had the questions in advance.
He's got somebody's ear telling him what to say, and they got it on the teleprompter so he can read it, and he can't do it.
No.
And the press asking questions that he gets to practice.
And he's got the answers to already, and they got word for word on the teleprompter and in his ear what they want to say to the pre-scripted, and he still can't do it.
I mean, just think about this.
Okay, so they freeze these donations, and they're calling it a coordinated democratic rebellion against Biden.
Yeah.
Now, think what they've done to President Trump.
If they even did like a smidgen of what they attempted to do with President Trump, I mean, it only shows you how strong Trump is.
The last few years, even from when he first announced that he was going to run for president, they have been relentless in trying to take President Trump down.
They have thrown everything at him, and he has remained on top of everything.
As a result of no matter what they throw at him, no matter these court cases, all of this other lawfare, everything they're trying to do, it has not worked.
It's going to work with Biden.
I mean, I don't see how he makes it even a week.
I'm like you.
It's when.
It's not if.
It's happening.
He is in such bad shape.
But the fact they're calling it now a coordinated democratic rebellion tells you everything you need to know.
It's the same people that went after Trump.
That was a coordinated attack too.
And we're seeing it.
But again, these are the things that are happening.
I mean, you've got Georgia State Election Board calls emergency meeting as Fulton County unlawfully creates a team of monitors for the 2024 election that was not approved by the state.
Yeah, as in they brought a bunch of cheaters in.
Exactly.
They brought the suitcase people back in.
They're working it.
Yes, they are.
They are absolutely working it.
Voter Georgia update.
You've got over 1 million ballot election records missing in Georgia's 2020 presidential election.
Nothing to see here.
Just keep moving along.
I mean, these are the things that we are going to be up against.
And so we have got to make sure that we have got a ground game Because they are going to do whatever it takes to make sure that we've got that babbling buffoon in office.
And they would love to be able to say, yes, even this guy was able to beat President Trump.
Well, he never beat him to begin with.
They stole it.
So they're going to work overtime to try to make this happen.
They're going to do everything they can, but we've got to make sure that we double our efforts.
I mean, that's one thing that we have to do, and we have to start going after Kamala Harris.
And it shouldn't be too hard.
I mean, when you look at what we're dealing with with Kamala Harris, this was a fabulous post, and it talks about some of the things that you can bring up in conversation.
And this one is from Bad Kitty Unleashed at Pepe's Grandma.
Yes, Kamala Harris's father admitted that their family were slave owners.
Donald J. Harris is the father.
He says, and this is a quote, that my roots go back within my lifetime to my paternal grandmother, Ms.
Krishy, and it's Christina Brown, descendant of Hamilton Brown, who is on record as a plantation and slave owner and founder of Brownstown.
And to my maternal grandmother, Miss Iris Finnegan, farmer and educator, And it's all here.
You've got all of the different places where this has been reported.
You can show everybody.
She's of Jamaican heritage and she's also Indian.
Her roots go back.
This is from Jamaica Global where he did this piece and this is him talking about it all.
So you've got all of this.
Here she is trying to, you know, go to the minority community and convince them that she's something other than what she is.
Her family owned slaves.
Make sure you bring that up.
Make sure you bring up her DA record in California, which was absolutely so bad they had to scrub it off of the website when she agreed to join Joe Biden on the ticket because they knew.
Everybody in California knows what she did as DA here.
We know.
We lived through it.
It's common knowledge, but the rest of the world that we have to wake up.
And so you can use this one.
All of this uncensored AI. A lot of people are taking your lead cat.
Does Kamala Harris come from a prominent slave owning family?
And this is from Gunther Eagleman.
Yes, Kamala Harris does have ancestors who were slave owners.
And goes on to repeat what I just read to you.
So the proof is there.
It's out there.
You just have to use it.
Because they are going to try to make her the frontrunner.
They are going to try to appeal to the masses with her minority status.
Nobody's going to have time to vote or anything.
They're going to have to pick somebody.
Exactly.
They're going to have a nominee that nobody even picked.
Well, they're going to need to fill out those ballots in advance, right?
They're going to have to put a candidate down.
That's why they're trying to get them out, so they can pre-fill out their...
They ain't gonna be able to cheat if they don't get Biden out soon, and they know it.
Exactly.
And meanwhile, President Trump is doing what he needs to do, give peace a chance.
He met with Victor Orban.
He met with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago.
The good news of the day, he's going to solve it.
And everybody knows that when President Trump gets back into office, and this is why you've got the military-industrial complex who's sitting on their heels, they cannot wait to To jump in because they are very concerned.
If President Trump gets back in office, he is going to try to get peace.
That's what he wants and he will be able to achieve it.
They don't want that.
They want all kinds of funding for another war.
They don't want to pull us out of wars.
They want to put us in the middle of them.
That's what happened with the Bush administration and everybody else.
They kept us in Afghanistan.
President Trump was able to get peace in the Middle East, which no one thought was possible.
He had a plan to withdraw us out of Afghanistan, not Joe's plan, not the disastrous withdrawal that ended up killing a lot of our military.
And with all of the weapons and everything else, intelligence and allies left behind, Americans left behind, that was a complete fiasco.
But they didn't care.
They had a war and they had a war machine, kind of like Ukraine.
He's going to get us out of that with Russia and Ukraine.
All of that money that Joe Biden continues to send and Zelensky puts up his nose in other places.
Yes, he's going to bring that money back to this country, not into the pockets of all of these other people that have just, they only have their own interest in hearts.
They're not interested in you.
They're not interested in this country.
They're not interested in your children's future.
President Trump is.
He's proven it.
He had four years to prove it.
It's just the opposite of what they tell you.
He's the one that's fighting for the actual Americans and loves Americans and wants Americans to get work.
That's right.
And the other ones are just full of it.
They just want power.
That's exactly right.
So we just have to show the difference and it shouldn't be hard.
Democrats are plotting to flood November's election with, of course, non-citizens.
Republicans counteract the sabotage by passing election integrity laws immediately.
And President Trump is calling for this.
He absolutely is calling for it.
And he's like, look, you've got the power of the House.
You've got to wrap this whole thing up.
He said Republicans in Congress should attach the very important SAVE Act to the next continuing resolution.
Stop the steal.
Guard the vote.
Let the Democrats try to explain why they are against this.
Not doable.
They think it's 1990.
These hack rhinos think it's 1990 and if you shut the government down you automatically lose because they did it in 1994.
It's a new day.
Nobody cares.
It's kind of like the only way I can compare it is when you look at what happened when Elon Musk took over Twitter and he got rid of 75% of the people that worked there and you never even noticed it.
That's exactly what needs to happen to this government.
You need to get rid of them.
Absolutely get rid of all of the dead weight.
Let them go back into private practice and everything else.
Let them try to get jobs as regular citizens instead of all of these, you know, crazy perks and favors where they just move one bureaucrat to another position.
It's the same face, same name.
And you're like, why do I recognize that person?
Because they keep moving them places.
But this is an order from President Trump.
He is telling the Republicans, this is how you do it.
And they'll never do it.
They suck.
Terrible.
Oh, they're awful.
Terrible.
Mike Johnson is absolutely the Paul Ryan of today.
And he's proven it.
He's a joke.
It's true.
Absolutely true.
And meanwhile, they're trying to cover for all of the different things that they've done.
You know, a lot of people were wondering, and you brought up the manifesto.
Well, the covenant shooters documents, why aren't they giving you the manifesto and all that stuff?
Why has it been so hush-hush?
Well, because you've got big pharma behind the copyright claims in a legal battle.
That's why.
All of these medications and all of these different things.
You've got big pharma.
You've got big tech.
You've got all of these other people that have got and have played a role somewhere.
And these are the people that they are protecting.
These are the people that they've put in a position to run this country.
And it's frightening.
It really is.
I don't know.
God.
Oh really?
We got the dumbest ass people around this country, let's just face it.
They're idiots.
All of them.
Well, thank goodness it was on display last night and it has been.
I mean, seriously, if somebody were to say to me at this point, I'm going to vote for Biden, I would say exactly what I said earlier.
Are you trying to get us all killed?
I mean, really?
Is that what you're trying to do?
Because that's what's going to happen.
Do you want us to be the weakest, most laughed at country in the world?
Is that how little this country means to you?
Then go to another one, if you hate us that much.
If you hate this country that much, go find another.
Because that's why people are coming here in droves from all over the world, is because this country is great.
But these people are trying to destroy it, and we can't let that happen.
I do know that, and I just wanted to bring this up before we go, because it was something that I did see that Donald Trump Jr.
is doing.
And he says this, President Trump needs as many patriots as possible to get involved.
Trump Force captains.
These captains will turn out assigned voters in their area, contribute a little time and make a huge impact on winning.
So you can sign up at TrumpForce47.com.
I know they need everybody.
I'm going to play this clip for you.
We can't risk anything.
You can be a part of the team that's putting a stop to crooked Joe Biden and the far-left Democrats.
Trump Force 47 is the most sophisticated ground game ever put together by Republicans, and it's already having an impact on this election.
Last time, the Democrats used every trick in the book to steal the election.
This time, we are making it too big to rig.
We are going to break and beat the margin of fraud to win.
My father needs your help to get it done.
Your small-time commitments will have a huge impact on the election in November.
You can become a Trump Force 47, captain and organize your neighborhood by connecting with voters that live near you.
Every vote counts.
We can't take anything for granted.
We have to get involved.
So go to TrumpForce47.com to join the team.
Stop Joe Biden and his woke cronies from destroying this incredible nation.
There you go.
So make sure that if you can, please join, because it would be fantastic.
We need all...
Whatever you can to help, we need everybody.
It's true, Kat.
And then tomorrow, if you're not doing anything, you can join me on a political rendezvous at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
It's on Jules Jones' live channel on Rumble, but I also stream on Twitter, just so everybody knows, so it's a live show there as well.
And we will be discussing Jill Biden, Babysitter from Hell.
And we're going to talk about her in depth.
Because that's what she is.
So, Jims, I hope to see you.
Have you checked the children lately?
It's really frightening.
But you know what?
The memes are absolutely fantastic.
So we should have a good time discussing, you know, bad news, Jill.
Regardless.
So...
If you haven't gone over to my Rumble channel, please make sure that you do so.
It's Jules.
I have to spell it out always because we were like, I look for you and I can't find you.
It's J-E-W-E-L-S Jones, J-O-N-E-S, live, L-I-V-E. And it's on that channel.
And we'll see you tomorrow, Saturday, every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Same time as the show.
So, you know.
Anything else you'd like to add there, Kat?
That's all.
We'll see you Monday.
All right.
Everybody be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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