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Election 2024: America In Chaos | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd – Ep. 599 – 7/8/2024
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Today is Monday, July 8th, 2024, episode number 599.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Ho, ho, ho!
In honor of Biden, I thought I'd change it up today.
Oh my gosh, it is crippling.
Seriously, the fact that we actually have to see all of this happen.
You'd have to be deranged on some level though, Kat, you have to admit, to actually go against the Democrat machine.
I mean, Bernie Sanders couldn't do it.
So, yes.
Is Joe inept?
Absolutely he is.
Is he insane?
Probably.
If you call him dementia insane.
His faculties are not all there.
He is pressing forward and he is going on saying, hey, you know what?
I've got this.
I have definitely got this and I'm not stepping down.
President Trump actually recruits me saying that.
I love it.
I absolutely.
You got two.
Three.
Oh, you got three of them.
Yeah.
I've got two here.
Here's the ho ho ho.
I know.
Joe Biden on the 4th of July.
He retweets stuff like that.
It's so funny.
Well, you're so funny.
And it's so true.
I mean, this is exactly what's going on.
Everybody's wondering, OK, all right.
So if you weren't awake before, welcome to the party, pals, because you should be by now.
You should know exactly what's happening here.
This is a complete takeover.
They've been doing it.
They've been able to get away with it.
You've got Republicans that are up there that are allowing this to happen because they're in it too.
I mean, for those of you that don't recognize that the Republican Party, it's not that they're cowards or that they don't have the courage.
They are totally bought into this whole thing too.
They're part of the problem.
Completely.
Here's the other one you put up there.
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country, JFK. Mr.
Gorbachev, tear down that wall, Ronald Reagan.
And he retweeted.
Oh my God.
Oh, you make us so proud, Kat.
Keep it up.
Laura Loomer sent it to me.
She said, oh my god, you gotta see this.
I said, oh my god.
It's hilarious.
I think it's wonderful, though.
This is the truth.
This is exactly what's been happening.
They're trying to rehab Joe so bad it ain't funny.
And everybody wants him out.
I mean, they're full court pressing him now.
And he just will not leave it so funny.
They got Jill out there doing three events without him today.
She's out there.
She's out there campaigning.
She's terrible.
She's worse than him, jibber-jabbing.
I mean, this is so wild.
Here she is getting off the plane.
Solo.
Joe Biden isn't doing anything today, but the first lady is the first stop on her southern campaign blitz.
She's making remarks in Florida and Georgia today.
Three stops, three states for her.
Zero public events scheduled today during arguably the most crucial week of Joe Biden's political career, although he did call into MSNBC this morning and sent out a letter to the Democrats.
But can they stave off all of these Democrats standing up and saying no more, even if they're doing it in privately, the chorus is growing and it's loud?
I think we're going to have to wait to see.
I do think what's very interesting is that the president did call into Morning Joe earlier this morning.
I do think you'll likely see more interviews.
Yeah, you'll see more interviews off camera.
Yeah, he was off camera.
He just phoned it in.
And said the most ridiculous stuff, too.
It was a nightmare.
He said he was with President Trump when he said the suckers and losers lie.
Wasn't that, though?
He's with him now.
Yes!
I mean, this is so bizarre.
Here he is saying exactly that.
You know, I'm reading from the list of lies.
First of all, he was made-up quote, suckers and losers.
I was with him.
He called Americans in the cemeteries of World War I suckers and losers.
Wow!
He was there!
I'm with him!
Yeah!
Even Corn Pop!
Everybody!
Oh my gosh, and then all of a sudden he dares the Democrat Party challenge me!
So he's the angry side, Joe.
Oh yeah, he goes crazy.
Completely nutso.
Here he is.
The American public is not going to move away from me as an average voter.
And again, I'm here for two reasons, pal.
One, to rebuild the economy for hard-working middle-class people.
Give everybody a shot.
Just a straight shot.
Everybody gets a fair chance, number one.
Number two, remember all this talk about how I don't have the black support?
Come on, give me a break.
Come with me.
Watch.
Watch.
Oh, boy.
Hey, but Kat, you got it.
Oh man, they created Frankenstein.
They cheated election and put Frankenstein out there, created a Frankenstein monster.
Now Frankenstein won't leave.
That's exactly right.
Well, I mean, you got to throw him a bone though.
He does have a black supporter, a woman black supporter.
So you got to give him that.
Here's Whoopi Goldberg saying that she'll vote for Joe Biden even if he's pooping in his pants.
I kid you not.
I'm just going to have my two cents because I wasn't here on the day that y'all talked about it.
I don't care if he's pooped his pants.
I don't care if he can't put a sentence together.
Show me he can't do the job, and then I'll say, okay, maybe it's time to go.
Now, he had a bad night the first time that he went out and debated with Kamala Harris, and everybody wanted him to quit then, and say, you can't talk to women like this, and you're doing this wrong, you're doing that wrong.
He came back, said, you know what, I got it, and gave four years.
So, yeah, I have poopy days all the time.
All the time.
I step in so much poo you can't even imagine.
Gosh, we don't doubt it.
This is the mentality.
How do people listen to them cackling weirdo hens?
Well, they don't.
They really, I mean, they shouldn't.
But, my gosh, I mean, for somebody to actually get up there and say that just shows you the mentality.
They're going all in for Joe.
Oh, good for you.
Good for you.
I'm glad that he's not dropping out.
I think it's just more revealing.
I really do.
Run, Joe, run.
Go right ahead.
Oh, yeah.
You were pushing him.
Oh, man, he's perfectly fine, man.
He's got a triple on right now.
Run.
Run, run, and run some more.
I think that's what we want.
Run, Joe, run.
This is so bad.
I mean, you just can't hide what's happening here.
Walk to podium.
You've got fresh leaks show Joe Biden.
He aids micro—they're micromanaging his every move with verbal and visual cues.
I mean, he has pictures of where he is supposed to go.
He's got reporter photographs on what questions to ask them—I mean, to answer and to call on.
It's the wildest thing anybody has ever seen, and yet you've got a Democrat machine that is just falling apart, and yet they want to act like everything's fine.
Just another day in paradise.
People ask me if they think I'm going to be the nominee.
I've always said he isn't.
I still say he isn't.
He's not going to survive it, man.
They're pushing him hard.
Oh, definitely.
He's not going to survive it, man.
They're going to get rid of him somehow, I'm telling you.
The pressure is just mounting.
Yeah, but all you have to do to a Democrat is just start being honest.
And then it's over, because they cover for him.
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah, old Mika was asking him serious questions about Parkinson's and everything else, and he was getting mad.
Very angry.
He can't do it.
He can't do it.
He's got Jill out there, the babysitter.
Wild, isn't it?
This is this is what happens.
What was she doing when Ashley was writing her diary?
No kidding.
I mean, how sad.
How sad.
And Nurse Jill, she gets up there and she goes, Joe's all in.
And then you can see she takes a big sigh of relief when people cheer.
Watch this.
For all the talk out there about this race, Joe has made it clear that he's all in.
The big, big sign behind him flashing, applaud.
What?
Four more years.
We're just wondering if we can make it four more days.
Right.
So then what?
So what, we end up with Kamala?
Oh, that's really brilliant.
That's a real great idea.
I'm glad that, I know that they're trying to go after her for knowing about this cognitive decline and everybody else associated, but they have all been in it together.
And they've got Kamala Harris.
They've got Joe Biden.
Good on them.
I am so glad to actually see it.
I really am.
They couldn't have picked two bigger losers.
I don't know.
They really couldn't, even if they tried.
And they're stuck.
They're going to be racist if they get rid of it.
When is the convention?
I don't even know.
Are they even going to have a convention?
Well, it's going to be two or three weeks from now.
Right.
It's pretty...
But they're going to get him, man.
They're going to get him out.
You wait, you wait.
Does he survive this?
I don't know.
I wouldn't give him a 20% chance right now because they're gonna...
I mean, think about it.
They got all the dirt on him.
They can just make calls to MSNBC, CNN, all their fake news, Democrat propagandists.
They can just put in a call, man, and then say, get him, and it's over.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
It's everything that they've already known that they've been covering up for.
All of the different things that we've known about with the Biden family business, Hunter Biden, Jill Biden, Joe Biden, the whole group...
And they've been covering.
They know exactly what Biden's hiding.
So it shouldn't be hard for them to just go ahead and say, well, we're going to start publishing all of the things that we know if you don't step aside.
Just so you know, the Democrat convention is Monday, August 19th.
So it's a waste.
So it's like six weeks.
But I mean, here's the thing.
Everybody is so on overload.
He's gone by then, folks.
Listen to me, I'm telling you.
Oh, yeah.
But we should be talking about what great things President Trump is doing.
I mean, the focus has been 100% on crippling Joe Biden.
But no one's saying, you know, wow, if you get President Trump back in here, here are all the wonderful things that he is going to do.
And that's really what Republicans should be focused on if they're talking about electing a candidate.
You notice Joe never mentions anything about his record?
Of course not.
It's always, fuckers and losers scam, Russian scam, J6 scam.
True.
That's all they got.
It's the weirdest thing.
They can't even speak about anything.
Well, Kamala Harris' record was so bad that they had to scrub their website.
Because when she was a DA, she was horrible.
Absolutely awful.
They had to take that thing down immediately.
Talk about incompetence.
And not to mention she's the border czar and look at the border.
Exactly!
And then she was the one that was responsible for locking up people for like small crimes of marijuana and everything.
And now all of a sudden she's acting like she's all hip and she's all into this and that.
And you've seen her radio interviews where she acts like she was smoking weed and all of this stuff.
She's trying to fit into a crowd.
I don't know what crowd that is, but it's not working.
It's not working.
It never will.
It's hilarious watching this fall apart, though.
It is just so funny.
And, I mean, you got all the big Twitter people.
Stephen King, Rob Reiner.
They're all telling him, step down, Joe.
You did good.
You served your country.
He didn't serve nothing.
He's been a leech maggot on a tax payer's dime.
He's a racist piece of crap.
Bribing, corrupt.
Just a sniffing pedophile.
Not a good person.
Don't feel sorry for this guy, man.
He's getting everything he deserves.
He's always going to be remembered.
It's this dithering fool that goes, and slobbers in his damn ice cream, and it's so good.
Goodness sakes.
The whole thing is just, it's so repulsive.
It's so awful.
It's embarrassing to America as a country.
I mean, this is all playing out in front of the world.
And so, again, you've got the RNC platform committee.
they have adopted the 2024 Republican Party platform.
Here is what is on the table.
One, to seal the border and stop migrant invasion.
Two, carry out the largest deportation operation in American history.
Three, end inflation and make America affordable again.
Four, make America the dominant energy producer in the world by far.
Five, stop outsourcing and turn the United States into a manufacturing superpower.
Six, large tax cuts for workers and no tax on tips.
Hey, when I went out to dinner, I put that on my receipt just so everybody knows.
And it's very contagious.
Show your friends how to do it.
They'll get involved and have a lot of people that are doing it now.
They had never heard of it.
There's some people that aren't on Twitter like we are.
So show them that.
And everybody was like, oh, I'm going to try that because it's that important.
Number seven, defend our Constitution, our Bill of Rights, and our fundamental freedoms, including freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and the right to keep and bear arms.
Lord mercy, we're going to need it.
Number eight, prevent World War III, restore peace in Europe and in the Middle East, and build a great Iron Dome missile defense shield over our entire country, all made in America.
9.
End the weaponization of government against the American people.
10.
Stop the migrant crime epidemic, demolish the foreign drug cartels, crush gang violence, and lock up violent offenders.
11.
Rebuild our cities, including Washington, D.C. Make them safe, clean, and beautiful again.
12.
Strengthen and modernize our military, making it without question the strongest and most powerful in the world.
13.
Keep the U.S. dollar as the world's reserve currency.
14.
Fight for and protect Social Security and Medicare with no cuts, including no changes to the retirement age.
15.
Cancel the electric vehicle mandate and cut costly and burdensome regulations.
16.
Cut federal funding for any school pushing critical race theory, radical gender ideology, and other inappropriate racial, sexual, or political content on our children.
17.
Keep men out of women's sports.
18.
Deport pro-Hamas radicals and make our college campuses safe and patriotic again.
19.
Secure our elections, including same-day voting, voter identification, paper ballots, and proof of citizenship.
20.
Unite our country by bringing it to new and record levels of success.
Sounds pretty good to me.
I'm on board.
Yeah.
I'm on board.
Let's do it.
Let's do it all right.
I totally agree.
It's gonna take each and every person out there because again the reason why we're here and it's so critical and why we've had open borders is because they want illegals voting in our elections.
How long have we been harping on this point?
Kat, since the beginning.
That's the goal.
They're doing just what they do in Europe.
They're flooding us with illegals.
They're going to get them to vote and then have power forever over the minions.
You guys, you know, you're awake.
You understand they're all criminals.
You're not going to vote on them no more.
So they're just going to import illegals and give them the right to vote so they can stay on power all their lives.
My goodness sakes.
I mean, and so it shouldn't surprise anybody that here you've got reporting Charlie Kirk at Charlie Kirk 11.
The Biden administration has officially come out against the SAVE Act.
Why?
They flooded the country with 10 million plus illegals.
Now they want them to vote.
So, of course, that was the goal all along.
They knew that Americans, it wouldn't, it wasn't, it was only a matter of time before people started waking up, right?
And they have.
America is awake.
So what are they going to do?
They're going to cancel out your vote with an illegal vote.
Somebody that is here illegally.
Think about that for a second.
You've got all of these illegal aliens who are now voting and deciding the future of your country and your children's future and your own.
I don't think so.
And you're right, Kat.
I don't know if Biden survives this week.
I don't see how.
He could be out by Friday, not out of the presidency, but out of the race.
I'm telling you, the pressure is on.
And they're getting more...
Once they take the donors away, and if you don't have money, you can't even run a presidential campaign.
But once the donors...
And I'm just telling you, you see the big names that come out against them?
I mean, Nadler.
Oh, yes.
Warner.
I mean, some big names.
Clyburn.
I mean, there's some big names coming up against them, and then it was just like somebody turned a switch.
I told everybody this weekend, just wait until Monday.
They're going to get this guy, and they are.
I hadn't heard all the coverage because there's no way to do it, but I know somebody...
I messaged me.
He said, man, CNN is just ripping Joe Biden a new butthole all day long.
It's true.
They're embarrassed, too.
The word is out, and it's going to make everybody nervous.
And what's funny is that, like, oh, my God, we thought he was like an Einstein genius until we saw that debate, and we didn't know.
We had no idea.
Yeah, right.
This is such a lie, though.
You know, this guy's been a walking, you know, chicken noodle soup brain for three years.
You know it.
Every time he talks, he gaffs.
Exactly.
They've all known it, Kat.
And so now, all of a sudden, they're trying to cover up because, see, they've been trying to just gaslight everybody for years.
For years, ever since President—well, it's been going on longer than President Trump, but we really started to recognize it, honestly, with President Trump.
And when President Trump decided that he was going to run against the machine, you saw the claws come out.
And now, all of a sudden, they look like the buffoons we've been calling them since the very beginning, and they don't want anybody to see that.
So they've got to get him out.
They're like, oh, no.
You were telling me before the show, too, you hang out with a bunch of liberals and they're all starting to change.
Oh, boy.
You wouldn't believe it.
They're embarrassed.
I mean, seriously.
And especially people that are in the business world, they absolutely want nothing to do with this guy, with this clown.
I have people that I know that buy a lot of property in California.
Uh-uh.
No more California.
And the fact that their two biggest stars are Gavin Newsom and Kamala Harris, who come out of California?
Really?
No.
You've got people that are used to buying property and they're saying, anywhere but a blue state.
I will invest in red states all day long.
But what they have done to California and the way they have destroyed it, no way would I even spend another penny here.
People are packing up.
They are moving.
They are closing their businesses.
They're like, we got to find freedom here.
We're not doing this anymore.
LA is definitely the most popular city in California.
It's got Hollywood where you live and everything like that.
Oakland is unlivable now.
It's a wasteland.
It's a wasteland of violence and carjackings and robberies.
And then in San Francisco, I mean, people, I've seen videos of San Francisco.
There's just nothing open downtown.
There's nothing.
No, and then all of a sudden, you know, our state really does.
It lives on tourism.
Well, they're pulling people from putting conventions there.
Used to have conventions there all the time, and it kept the cities moving and going and thriving and all of that.
That's all gone.
It's finished.
No more.
No way.
They'll go somewhere else.
They'll go to Florida.
They'll go to Texas.
They'll go to some other destination.
Water's booming!
I know!
I've never seen anything like it because I lived all around the Gulf Coast for 30 years and kind of moved around here and there and mainly lived in the Panama City Beach area and over towards Destin area.
But when I moved over here and these little towns below me Mexico Beach has been built back in Fort St.
Joe, and I watch Cola, and all these little towns are just little bitty nothing towns.
I mean, I'm telling you, five years ago, you could get a little two-bedroom house down there for a couple hundred thousand dollars four blocks off the beach.
It was just nothing.
And they're just turning into these...
I can't even tell you.
That little road by my house is just one line coming down.
Ten little houses now are six, eight hundred thousand.
This is what I'm telling you.
I know.
And it's just coming right up towards us.
I bought my property six years ago and my property is way more than doubled.
Oh, I'm sure.
Florida is just, it is just, I cannot tell you the growth and the amount of people trying to cram down in here.
And I mean, the result has been, of course, in my town, you know, I live in a one-horse town.
We don't have nothing here, but you know, 15, 16 miles away in these little beach towns, man, there's one gourmet restaurant coming in after another.
I mean, they're changing and changing fast.
I'm telling you.
And you know what?
You should find out how many are from the West Coast because they are leaving.
They are leaving.
This is going to be a state.
Six years ago, five years ago, even down there was a ghost town.
And now, it's unbelievable.
I mean, I'm telling you, Florida is growing big.
And this is what's going to happen in the future.
Can we save America?
Not as it is.
We can't save America with a corrupt, entrenched FBI and CIA that hates its own citizens and a uniparty war pig that don't care about us and unvetered.
But at some point, there's going to be like 25 cool states that everybody runs to.
And the other one's going to be like California, but 100 times worse in like 10 years.
That's exactly right.
And, you know, there's going to be little towns you can go to that's got a good sheriff and a good city council.
They don't put up with nothing.
And it's going to be communities here and there.
It's going to be the Wild West.
That's what it is.
You can go live in Dodge City.
You know what I mean?
That's the way it's going to be, I'm telling you.
It's sad.
I mean, you see what they just did in France.
Oh, gosh.
You know what they did in France?
Le Pen was going to beat everybody's butt, and she did.
She won every district or county or whatever they call it in the whole state except Paris and still lost and won by three or four million votes because they have all these different parties.
So Macron, what he did was strategically...
I can't say that for some reason.
Strategically.
Strategically.
Anyway, you know the word.
You know the thing.
Strategically.
Yeah, so he just had 200 people pull out of races so the left-wing communists would win them.
And he basically handed the whole country over to actual communists, just so he could stay in power and keep total immigration coming in, just so he wouldn't give it to the populace, the people who actually have been in France for generations, who just landslided the election.
It's not like our elections.
And so, you know, they ran a little scam together and he pulled 200 people so they could win and he handed The damn country over to the communists just so he could stay in power.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly what happened.
And that's what they're doing here.
I mean all of a sudden you've got that whole thing going on right here.
They're flooding our borders and they are now able to vote in our elections.
That's the goal.
You've got a globalist agenda.
I mean what you know when you start seeing people like Lindsey Graham crackers Who is getting up there going, hmm, all nominees for president going into the future should have neurological exams.
Oh, hello, Lindsay, front fence runner.
You should have your head examined, you war pig.
We're wanting to send everybody's kids to die except anybody in your family.
That is absolutely true.
And that is the path and that is the road that they want to take.
I mean, here you've got the Socialist Party.
7 million votes, 180 seats.
You've got Macron, Macaroni's Party.
6.6 million votes, 159 seats.
Far right, 10.1 votes, 142 seats.
I know.
This is it.
This is the Hunger Games, man.
I'm telling you, it's a perfect example if you've seen the Hunger Games.
That's the capital, Paris.
It's the only place another party won in every single place.
That would be like Trump winning every state, all 50, except he lost to Washington, D.C., and he didn't get to be president.
There's no difference.
And I'm going to tell you something.
I'm going to tell you something.
There's no way to rule now for Macron after he did that to his country.
Believe me, he's not gonna be able to walk through the streets.
It's gonna get bad there.
It's gonna get so bad.
But he didn't care.
I mean, that was a price that he was willing to pay.
He don't give a damn.
Trump won't leave power.
He did leave power.
Leftists will not leave no matter what.
Look at Trudeau.
Look at him.
Trudeau got 31% of the election the last time.
They do the same thing in Canada.
They got every trick in the book if they're in power.
And, of course, it was two rounds of elections.
They got every trick in the book.
She won every district, everything in the whole state except Paris.
All of them.
And four million more votes than Macron, and she's still lost.
Amazing.
Came in third, and he handed all them seats to the Socialist Party because he just had all his people pull out of the race at the last minute.
It's a dirty trick.
It was actually legal, but it's just dirty evil to do that to your citizens.
Well, I mean, they have a plan.
They always have had a plan for all of this.
I mean, the reason why we have Murkowski is because of the ranked choice voting.
If you think that they're not going to implement that, you're wrong.
Their plan on introducing that at the convention as well.
I mean, this is their new path forward.
This is how they think that they can secure every single election.
But I'll be honest with you.
I said yesterday, I don't care about France.
France is such a weak country.
I mean, you might as well be talking about Iceland.
These countries that used to be powerhouses like England and Germany, they've given their country years ago.
This didn't just start with this election.
They've given it to immigrants.
They've given it away.
They've given their whole country's away and shilling their citizens, and now it's over for them.
They won't even be our allies in 20 years at this.
But, you know, like we need France for anything.
Seriously, what?
We're a nuclear power, man.
We don't need France for anything.
Man.
It's an absolute example.
I said, calm down, man.
They've been commies for 15 years now.
Well, I mean, it is.
They're trying to get you used to this.
And this is a perfect example of how they plan on doing this in the United States.
And here you go.
You've got the Democrats, for example.
They want to do a blitz primary.
Three months before the election, they have blitz.
Just imagine what antics they'd get up to with only a few weeks to pander the radical base of the Democrat Party.
We'd get mass amnesty, post-birth abortion, reparation, arguments over what Pride flag to put in schools more taxing, more spending, more war, you name it.
And this one is by Charlie Kirk.
Now here is one of the words in here that just absolutely grabbed my attention, and it was this point.
The nominee would ultimately be chosen by the delegates using, of course, ranked choice voting before the start of the Chicago convention on August 19th.
There it is again.
When they say ranked choice voting, it just means they're going to put whoever they want to and they can cheat.
They got a million tricks like they do in France and England and Canada, where they can do any trick they want if you're in power, and they're going to keep in power then.
They can make anybody win that wants to win.
Believe me, it's just cheating.
This is exactly why you have Murkowski in Alaska and why they are trying to introduce that in several other states.
Because they can control who it's going to be.
And they wanted Murkowski.
They have whatever going on with her.
They have got an absolute admiration for her, meaning the establishment.
And no matter what, they are going to place her in the position, no matter what.
They did it.
How?
Rank choice voting.
And so the Democrats are adopting it as well.
Nice, huh?
So here's the prediction.
Biden would step down as the Democrat nominee in mid-July and announce the new system with backing from VP, VD, as I like to call her, Kamala Harris.
Potential candidates would have a few days to throw their respective hats in the ring.
The Democrat Party would then begin a primary sprint in which the six candidates who received the most votes from delegates pledged to run positive-only campaigns in the months leading up to the convention.
The blitz primary would involve weekly forums with each candidate moderated by cultural icons Michelle Obama, Oprah, and Taylor Swift.
The blitz are among the names bloated in the memo.
This is going to turn people off so bad.
It really is.
I mean, this is the elite, the Hunger Games, as you like to describe it.
In order to engage voters, then you have, of course, the, here's the sinker, the nominee will ultimately be chosen by the delegates using rank choice voting before the start of the Chicago convention on August 19th.
And it would be announced with plenty of fanfare on the third day of the gathering.
The memo imagines the nominee unveiled on stage with Biden, Barack Obama, and Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton.
Let's bring the rapist in to choose the...
Wow.
Yep.
That's the plan, Stan.
Isn't that something?
And there are still people out there that actually vote, just like Whoopi was telling.
She doesn't care.
If he poops his pants, they don't care if he puts his head up next to the Pope.
They do not care if they put him, you know, if we're in World War III, they don't care about open borders.
They don't care that Americans are being murdered, constantly raped and everything else.
They live in the city.
They have no idea what's going on anywhere in this country.
They're rich.
They got, you know, doorman and they got drivers that drive their Bentleys around in the city everywhere they want to go.
And then they go right back to their gated, you know, beautiful high-rise penthouse for $9, $10, $12, $15 million.
And then they go to the parties around, you know, in their little swank neighborhoods.
And they sit there and talk about how much of a piece of crap Trump is.
And they're sitting in a damn city he built!
Mm-hmm.
What did they ever build?
Nothing.
They're never going to build anything.
They like to destroy things, as you know.
And that's what's happening in France.
I mean, even though they were able to go ahead and pull this whole thing off, they're still rioting.
They're rioting winning.
I mean, the whole thing...
Yeah, you win, you're right, you lose, you're right.
That's the left.
That's the left.
That's what they do.
I mean, it's really sad, but you're seeing the exact same—it's a prelude to what's to come here.
I mean, look.
Look at what's happening there.
- - Palestinian flags everywhere? - - You've got them, and here it is.
That's what they...
Exactly.
I mean, look at what they're doing.
That's what they do to Trump, right?
So he gets in, and Antifa, they send their soldiers out and start burning cities.
All the people, like, in Portland and all these mayors that are Democrat cities.
And, I mean, they don't do it down south, you notice.
And then they go to a Democrat with a Democrat governor, Democrat mayor, and they start raising hell.
And then they're just like, the cities are burning, this and that.
And then they run on in four years.
We've got to return to normalcy.
Although they're the ones burning down the city.
We've got to return to normalcy.
We've got to get Joe.
We've got to return to normalcy.
This is the craziest thing.
I mean, it is truly insanity right now at this point.
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I'll just rumbling through my Twitter feed.
It looks like that.
Your favorite person in the Biden regime, Claude Danger.
Wait, which one?
Gene!
Who?
Oh, Jean-Pierre?
Yeah, Jean-Pierre Van Damme.
She's back?
Oh no, why?
Yeah, she just threw a fit because they were asking about, why did a Parkinson doctor visit?
She never got any bad questions.
Isn't she something?
No, they're sending in the clowns today, Kat.
They really are.
You've got them all up there.
I mean, they are so desperate and they're trying to save face.
Oh no, this isn't a regime.
Look, we're all just, you know, conducting business as usual.
Vote for us.
No, we didn't vote for you.
We vote for a candidate.
We didn't vote for Jill Biden.
We didn't vote for the Democrat players over there.
We voted and you're going to try to replace who you They stole the vote from, which was President Trump, with this buffoon and then try to carry it off?
No.
No.
This is what happens with stolen elections.
And it's going to continue to happen unless we stop it.
Here she goes.
Corrine Jean-Pierre admits a neurologist has visited Biden at the White House.
Here she goes.
Well, has a neurologist.
I'm not talking about anyone in particular, regardless of the identity, name of that person.
Has any neurologist came to the White House to visit President Biden?
What I can tell you, during those exams that we have been able to do every year for the past three years, and there's a comprehensive exam that we share, a comprehensive report that we share with all of you, he has seen a neurologist.
So there it is.
They know that there's a problem, obviously.
Ugh.
Oh, God, she's the worst DEI hire I've ever seen in my life.
She just can't do the job.
She just doesn't have the temperament.
She can't think on her feet.
I didn't like Jen's, you know, Jen's, what do you call her?
Paskanky.
Paskanky.
Yeah.
Skank.
Yeah.
Jen Pisskanky.
That's what she called her.
Pisskanky.
Yeah.
But she could at least think on her feet and answer the question.
She lied every time she opened her mouth, but she was quick on her feet.
At least she could admit it.
But she just don't have a clue.
Oh my gosh.
She has notes, and she just reads notes.
She says, oh, here's my notes.
And no matter what they ask her, she just looks down and reads a note.
She can't come off the notes for five seconds without sounding like Joe Biden.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I don't know how this doctor that continues to give him approval to run the country, the most important position in the world, how this person still has his license, his medical license.
You know her real name is probably like Jan Smith, too, right?
Probably.
You know, all these liberals, they always end up all of a sudden with three names, fancy names, Jean-Pierre.
Exactly.
I knew her in high school.
It was Jan Smith.
Well, it was like Sandy, AOC, you know, your favorite.
Yeah, Sandy is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Sandy, a little rich girl in high school.
They do.
They give themselves three names every time.
It's wild, isn't it?
It truly is.
And you can't pronounce them, you know.
They just want to sound like they're just, you know, Olivia Newton-John.
Three names.
Well, and here's the thing.
You have got the Republicans that just need to let the Democrat Party continue to implode.
Why are they sitting there saying, oh, we've got to check on Joe.
We've got to make sure that he steps down.
No, no, don't interrupt this, please.
It's just further verifying what we've always known.
Joe Biden was installed.
He was not voted in.
He was absolutely installed in this position.
They stole the presidency.
Between the media, between social media, all the different tools that they used, they made sure they got their guy in.
They use that Democrat machine, all of the money, all of the funds, and Joe Biden knows that they still have it.
So whether there is a margin of error, which is basically cheating, right?
They say, this is what Joe's point is, they can get me over the edge if they use everything that they used in the last election to make sure that it happens.
And that's what he expects them to do.
They've had all of the control all of this time, Kat.
They've had it.
They've had a war machine.
They've outspent us.
They have more money than they know what to do with.
And that's what they've used it for.
It's been nothing but a blitz attack.
Gaslighting at its finest.
And we've all known it.
And us smaller voices over here that don't have big platforms like MSNBC and CNN, even though those are completely crashing by the day.
We've been talking about it.
Can you imagine just flipping onto CNN and going, man!
And you believe it.
And it's so ridiculous.
The suckers and losers he keeps repeating.
It's just like one debunked lie after another.
No matter how much they debunk a lie with Joe Biden, how many times everybody debunks it.
Every fact checker, liberal fact checker debunks it.
He will repeat it again.
He'll repeat again.
I was a professor at...
Oh, he...
And what did he do?
He ran into black churches.
You know, he only goes to black churches and he did it again.
He did it again.
He said, how are you singing the black choir?
You know?
Oh, my God.
They ain't gonna get the black vote.
I got the black vote.
That's what they think about you.
They have your vote because he's Joe Biden.
It's so ridiculous.
And you can see that Joe Biden cannot stand other people.
And I'm just going to put it that way, because it doesn't matter if you're Indian.
It doesn't matter if you're Middle Eastern.
It doesn't matter if you're black.
It doesn't matter your ethnicity.
Well, they don't hang out with any.
Right.
They don't see them in their day-to-day lives.
They only just shake their hand for Photoshop.
That's why they sound so ridiculous when they get around.
They say stuff like Hillary.
You know, I ain't no way he's tired.
She thinks that's going to improve.
And then, you know, I got, guess what I keep in my purse?
Hot sauce.
Hot sauce.
In my bag.
That's why, I mean, you can't get any more cringe than that, but they don't know.
They don't know how to act because they're just, they sit in their ivory towers and they were born with silver spoons up their butt, all of them.
I thought that this was a perfect example of that.
You've got one from I'm Mimo over there on X and she says, a picture is worth a thousand words.
watch this so you've got President Trump who is absolutely you know embracing this young black lady just saying yay thank you for being here having fun with everybody buying everybody lunch And then you've got Joe Biden.
And you've got this young black female who cannot wait.
Who cannot wait.
And he passes her over.
It just tells you everything you need to know.
She's being ignored, just like he's ignored the black communities, the minorities, everybody.
He doesn't even see her.
He looks right on past her.
Ridiculous.
You know what else is going on right now that's weird?
Hmm.
So, Biden's given a press conference Friday, and John Kirby come out and he called it a big boy press conference.
And so right after that, just now, Kareem, John, P.V.A., damn you, sir.
Yeah.
She did the same thing.
He's going to have a big boy press conference.
What in the hell are they talking?
That's what you say to a little kid.
You're a big boy now.
Look at you, the big boy.
That is so weird.
How cringy is that?
John Kirby both did it.
Van Damme III. Oh, that's just embarrassing.
Sally.
God.
Well, I mean, really.
He's going to put on his big boy pants and have a big boy.
You're a big boy.
You're a big boy now.
You go give that big boy press conference.
You go give that big boy.
This is the craziest thing.
I don't even know this clown world we're living in right now.
I don't even know what to think about it anymore.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, this is so sad.
And they know.
I mean, really.
They have to know.
I mean, they're bringing out all of these different people.
It could be his announcement to step out of the race.
Oh.
I'm telling you, if it was anybody else besides the Biden garbage family circling, they got Crackhead Hunter up there in the White House.
You know, he's in there smoking crack in the Lincoln Library right now.
He's running the show.
Yeah.
And they're not going to give up power, my God.
I mean, they're just like, no!
We're not doing it!
We don't care what y'all say!
Oh my gosh.
That was funny.
And I'm tired of these elites, and he's talking to the two biggest elite frauds.
Good morning, Joe and Mia.
Exactly.
Not you.
Not you two.
I'm tired of these leaves.
Not you two.
You're down to earth, normal people.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, it just couldn't be any worse.
But it's just proving what we've been saying since the very beginning.
And you've got Obama.
I mean, Obama has been running the show.
And everybody knows this.
This isn't news.
And his people.
Yes.
Well, Obama didn't run the show when he was in there.
His people did.
So his people...
You know, his people are running the show.
But he's there.
He's all a part of it.
I mean, he's absolutely there.
Because, see, they've got a situation right now that's perfect for them.
They can have Joe make all the mistakes in the world and then they can blame him later.
But they don't have to carry any of the responsibility themselves.
I mean, that's what this regime is all about.
Okay, just go ahead and blame it on the old guy.
No biggie.
They just think that no one's paying attention, but I have to beg to differ.
Oh yeah, after they kick him out, all their dirty laundry, they're going to put right in his little buggy out the door.
I mean, the wildest things are going on here.
And then when they say, when they get the new candidate, they're going, well, that was Joe, you know, I don't, you know, Joe did that.
Joe, you know, they're just going to throw him.
When they're done with you, they're done with you.
Completely.
You think anybody in that cesspool sewer, Washington, D.C. gives a damn about anybody except just all getting power?
And as soon as they smell blood in the water, it's over, man.
And they have.
You know what, though?
They knew.
They're just upset that it's been revealed.
Think about this.
I was arguing with people online.
Why is Trump doing that CNN debate?
Why is he doing it?
It's the dumbest thing.
Why would you agree to their terms?
I remember the day of it, and I said, just wait.
Just wait till it happens.
Calm down.
Wait till it happens.
Let's see what happens.
And he single-handedly took Joe out of the race in the debate.
Now, nobody's saying to all those people, hey, man, he's a dumbass going in there with all their rules.
I ain't heard from any of them people lately.
I only wish that they would have done it after the convention.
That's the thing.
Yeah, where it was impossible.
That's the thing.
And you're never going to see another Joe Biden-Trump debate, just so everybody knows.
I completely agree.
The next one's in September.
Even if it's a miracle, which I think it's a 1% miracle he even thinks about staying in the race, because it's really not his choice.
I mean, it is, but it isn't.
Because you know how much dirt they got on him?
They have got so much.
You know how much dirt?
How about this?
Hunter hasn't been sentenced yet.
Uh-huh.
He's in the White House.
Hey, Joe, you know, old judge so-and-so's my friend, and, you know, you get out of the race, he's going to get community service.
You don't get out of the race, I think they're going to give him 50 years to life.
They got all kinds of ways.
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I did put a picture of Monkey just now, because I know we've got five minutes, but I thought, you know, we'd do some good news.
We would love to see babies.
Let me go over there, Kat.
I never know what you're up to on your page.
She is the sweetest thing.
Look!
Oh, how sweet.
She's all washed and brushed there, so I thought I'm kidding.
Oh, doesn't she look beautiful?
And so happy.
Oh, I just, you know, that's a thing.
I knew the moment Monkey was born.
It was so funny because she was born, she came out, and I said...
Man, she looks exactly like a monkey.
And I named her like four seconds after she was born.
Everybody else took about a week.
Oh, she's so pretty though, Kat.
I remember when you were worried because they were the long hairs.
You had a couple that had long hair.
And you were like, wow, with the heat in Florida.
I kept them too.
There's three long hairs, Batman, Monkey, and Wiggles.
Yep.
That's so sweet.
So sweet.
How is everybody over there at the Cat Turd Village?
Good.
Good?
What'd you do over your holiday break?
I know everybody wants to know what you were busy doing.
I worked.
I had a young guy that helped me around the farm and I had to remove a tree and then a big limb fell.
And we did that and just, man, just farm work in the mornings.
And you know, I come in and tweet.
I can tweet and work.
That's all I did.
I worked on my property.
It was raining every day, so I just worked like a dog all weekend.
I'm so glad you have help, though.
No, but really, I'm so glad you have help because you have not had help over there on Cat Turd Ranch.
That is difficult.
Nobody shows up.
Exactly.
So you finally have somebody that can help you over there.
That's great news, Kat.
Seriously.
I had my chainsaw rebuilt.
Oh, boy.
It's cutting like hot butter.
Oh, my goodness.
I was going right through the Oaks.
Oh, that's so good, though.
I mean, I'm just glad you have help because you were managing that whole thing.
It's rough because it was 95 every day with 100% humidity, and I'm telling you, it's hard to even breathe out there when it gets hot.
Oh my god.
How is everybody else?
Good.
Yeah.
Key Cat's good.
Everybody's happy.
I had a rattlesnake on the property and thank god all the dogs were in.
I grabbed it and threw it out in the woods.
That was lovely.
I have animals in LA too, but they're not the same kind.
I saw a pygmy rattler too.
Anybody seen a pygmy rattler?
They're little and they're real fat and they still got the little rattle, but they're so little you can't hear it.
They still rattle it.
We have rattlesnakes in the hills, in Hollywood Hills.
Oh, I know.
Absolutely.
I mean, they are here.
People think, oh, it's just concrete.
Well, no, not if you go up into the residential areas.
It's very common.
But they're slow.
They move very slowly.
So they're not really as big of a threat as a lot of people.
Yeah, so we got water moccasins and rattlesnakes everywhere down here.
And I always tell people...
You know, you'd rather be around a rattlesnake.
Rattlesnakes are nice.
They let you know where they're at.
They rattle for you.
Water moccasins come out.
Yeah, cottonmouths, man, they'll come right at you.
I've seen big ones that are like five and a half foot long just come at you.
I hate those things.
Plus, they both have the exact same venom, but the cottonmouth, the water moccasin, has some kind of flesh-eating, weird thing that you can get, too.
You can lose your foot if they bite you in the ankle.
You don't want to be bit by one of them things.
My friend has a mountain house in the Inland Empire and that whole myth and I call it a myth now because I almost stepped on one about snakes not coming out in you know at night or in the rain.
I don't know what was wrong with this particular snake but I stepped over a step you know one of them and I was getting trying to get down the stairs and my friend said whoa And fortunately, I just took, I don't know why, it just scared me enough to where I jumped.
And I turned around and there was a snake.
I almost stepped right on it.
It had water just even dripping off of its nose.
That's how close I was.
I was sitting there going...
I step on them all the time.
I couldn't do it.
Oh, it just scares me to death.
They're everywhere.
I was in Pickles, I guess this was about eight years ago, and I lived in a place about 10 miles from here.
And I would hold, and Pickles is, I mean, she's feral.
And...
I walked outside, and I'd walk her outside on the porch, just screened in, and I'd just kind of hold her like a baby because she was so feral.
I don't know what kind of snake it was, I think a corn snake or something, but it was huge, and I just came out of the front porch and stepped, and when I stepped, I stepped down on the snake, and that thing curled around my leg.
And just right where my crotch is, just looked up at me.
And that cat saw that.
And that cat bit my thumb almost off and scratched me.
I mean, it took me like months to recover.
The snake didn't do nothing.
I just shoot it off and it left.
But she tore me.
I was trying to get her in the house and just kind of throw her in the floor.
She bit me and scratched me.
I mean, I still got scars from that.
Oh my gosh.
They're just not my favorite animal.
The snake wasn't nothing.
That scared me.
But man, when she saw that snake, for some reason she started biting the shit at me.
Oh my gosh.
You brought this thing here.
Yes, you evil human.
It's your fault, always.
Oh my gosh.
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