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June 18, 2024 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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CLOWNSHOW | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 589 - 6/18/2024
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Today is Tuesday, June 18th, 2024, episode number 589.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
Oh, it's been an interesting day at the Cat Turd Ranch.
Oh!
This big alligator snapping turtle, for some reason, came out of the pond next door and was right against the fence.
Huge!
I mean, like a...
I don't know.
Really?
And so the dogs, they barked at it all day, so it's been one big bark fest.
It's on the other side of the gate crawling around where they couldn't get to it.
Well, if only we all reacted to swamp creatures that way, we would be in better shape than we are now.
God, it's funny.
It's hot, so, you know, they run back to where I got their water at and drink water so they can re-up their coughing.
So they can re-up, get their coughing, I mean, barking.
Get their barking going again.
Well, there you go.
They're obsessed.
I've never seen anything like it.
Well, that's how we need to be.
We need to get on the puppy turds page, right?
And start barking because, my goodness sakes, this whole amnesty thing.
That Biden is doing right now is a major.
It's so obvious exactly why it's happening.
But when you start talking about the truth about Biden's amnesty bill, it's major.
All right, so you've got enshrines catch and release into federal law.
It allows at least 5,000 illegal entries per day, over 1.8 million per year.
New authority for Biden to grant asylum to unlimited numbers of illegals.
Path to making Biden migrants into voting citizens.
Grants millions of work permits for Biden illegals stealing jobs and wages from American workers.
Provides taxpayer funds to fly and house illegal aliens.
Replaces immigration judges with asylum officers to rubber stamp fake asylum claims.
Provides taxpayer funded attorneys to illegal aliens.
So not only are they going to be completely taken care of, but so is the whole legal beagle group.
They get attorneys and iPhones and a place to stay in a motel room and $3,000 credit cards a month.
All billable hours for their friends.
Absolutely.
That's where the legal system is headed is to make sure that you've got illegal aliens in this country who will vote for Biden and the Biden administration.
Unreal.
It's so sad.
He can't wave a magic wand and do that, by the way.
No, absolutely not.
But you have got Republicans who have been sitting on the sideline allowing all of this to happen.
They could have squashed this a long time ago.
They're too busy giving money to Ukraine to care.
This is, in themselves, I mean, let's face it, that's truly what this is all about.
They're just, it's just a non-stop, you know, recycling system where the money ends up in their pockets.
One way or another, it ends up in their pockets.
And meanwhile, when you start talking about what's happening on the border, I mean, all of these young ladies who are being hurt as a result of this, we have another one.
A little 13-year-old girl for crying out loud.
Here's the hero that was able to restrain Christian Giovanni, the Igna, who was wanted for the brutal sexual assault of a 13-year-old girl at a Queen's Park.
These people have no business coming into our country or even remaining here.
These are just the ones you hear about.
There's thousands of these a day.
Oh, yeah.
So many that go unreported.
Well, here he is talking about the, you know, what effort he played in the whole thing, the takedown of this guy.
I mean, it's just horrible.
Listen.
I take him out, and I told everybody, yo, this is the rapist, you know.
I punched him, I kicked him, a little bang goes out.
Yeah, that's it.
What'd you say to him?
Nothing, I ain't saying nothing to him.
My mom is probably when I see new people that I really don't know, you feel me?
Like, I recognize people who come around here, I'm like, hold up.
But I already knew it was him since he was coming down this block.
I already knew it was him.
Did he say anything to you?
Nope.
Nothing at all?
He didn't see it coming.
He didn't deny it?
He didn't deny it.
He was like, oh, he started yelling help, help, help in Spanish.
I'm like, yeah, that's what the little girls were saying.
And now he didn't deny it.
I said, they already got you.
He's like, yeah, I know, I know.
And he just surrendered and gave up.
Wow.
So describe that takedown.
It's not even that I'm big, it's just, you feel me, I got two little sisters and I'm about to have a daughter.
For me, it did not serve.
Either way, if I didn't have two little sisters, I was about to have a daughter.
It's still not right.
It's still not right.
Gosh, it's absolutely not right.
And so the New York...
Dude won't over there and knocked his ass.
He world-starred his ass.
Absolutely.
Thankfully.
He beat the hell out of translation.
Yeah, don't even think twice.
Yeah, don't even think twice about it.
I mean, and here it is on the cover of the New York Post.
You've got Open Border Killer.
This is what's happening all over the place.
And to think that they are using our taxpayer money to make sure that these people have got a warm place to sleep, three meals a day, a cell phone and everything else that they may need while Americans sleep.
They all walk around with doggies.
Exactly.
And American citizens are struggling day after day.
If you really think that they're going to assimilate most of them, they're not.
But the stories just get even worse.
I mean, you just look at the threads of different things that are happening.
The Chinese that are coming across the border in San Diego.
I mean, come on.
Here you've got more Chinese nationals just crossed illegally into Jacumba, California and are now wandering aimlessly down a local highway.
No border patrol on scene yet.
Just strutting right along.
Not a care in the world.
And then he goes on, follow-up report, the Border Patrol just got them.
But if you really think that there's going to be a crackdown...
See, Biden is very aware that American citizens are not going to vote for him.
He's very aware of that.
The Democrat Party knows that you've lost interest in any of their policies, in every single one of their policies.
So what are they doing?
They are importing...
New voters.
They're importing new people to take your jobs and everything else.
This is the great replacement theory.
How does the black community feel about that?
You've been voting for Democrats for years and years and decades, and they've never done anything for you.
And now they're done with you because you're switching.
So they're just going to import some new people and give them all the benefits and everything.
I mean, is this even – Does it make you feel good?
Is this even legal?
I would say that this is complete election interference.
parents.
And they're hiding it under mass amnesty with a stroke of a pen.
All of this can be reversed when President Trump gets back into office.
He's going to deport everybody.
Absolutely.
I don't want to hear you liberals crying about it either.
You know you're going to, but they're going to get on a bus.
They're going south.
They don't care who's coming in this country.
We're getting all of the people that the other countries do not want.
San Diego sector border patrol agents just arrested a Chinese national with a murder warrant after he crossed illegally.
All right?
And they just apprehended him.
The warrant is out of LA. Thank you very much.
Homicide.
Arrest.
So they don't want them.
So they're like, hey, you know what?
Joe Biden's got a place for you.
You're going to have a crib.
You're going to have money.
You're going to have a debit card.
They'll find you a job.
You can just start all over again.
Just get out of town here.
Surprise, surprise.
The murders from your town.
That's a shocker.
Oh, tell me about it.
But you can see it.
I mean, you can see it on the streets of L.A. You really can.
Nine out of ten restaurants live.
Yeah, you He got the meth heads.
A bunch of meth heads.
And way out in the woods, cooking it up.
Yeah, they start with Drano under the sink, and then I don't know what else they put in there, but yeah, it's like their own personal moonshine.
It's like it's 110 degrees outside, man.
Why they got their fireplace going over there?
Oh my gosh, the same problems, different areas.
I mean, this is really what's happening around here.
It's crazy.
It's absolutely crazy.
And why aren't they stopping them?
I mean, they have no plans on doing it.
None.
You even have terrorists and everything else.
I mean, it's not just one group.
They're from all over the world.
And they heard, hey, you know what?
The American taxpayers will take care of you.
Get on over there.
Bad stuff.
Really bad stuff.
So, of course, you've got, you know, Corrine Jean-Pierre.
She's just flabbergasted over the whole thing, trying to spin it into a positive.
Listen to this.
Today, President Biden will announce that the Department of Homeland Security will take action designed to help US citizens with non-citizen spouses keep their families together.
This new process will help certain non-citizen spouses and children apply for a lawful permanent residency, a status they are already eligible for without having to leave the country.
Additionally, President Biden will announce that the administration will facilitate the employment visa process for those who have graduated from college and have a high-skilled job offer, including DACA recipients and other Dreamers.
Yeah.
Yeah, Dreamers is a word y'all made up.
We're not Dreamers.
We're Dreamers.
Yeah, my American dream is all illegals going back with a liberal under each arm.
Exactly.
Take them away.
I'm a dreamer too.
Yep.
Absolutely.
So, of course, now you've got Fox and everybody else that are chiming in on the whole thing.
68 sex offenders arrested in the United States illegally, and 62 of these offenses were against children.
Listen.
They have arrested 68 convicted sex offenders who tried entering across our southern border in a certain direction, going north and through these states.
68, 62 of them were convicted of sex crimes against children, 91% of them.
Their crimes include multiple child rapes, multiple sexual assaults, I mean, this is crazy.
This is what we have.
This is where we are.
Yeah, and that's just, I mean, that's just the ones we're catching.
Well, and the ones that are being reported.
The whole thing.
It tells a story in and of itself.
Absolutely tells a story of what's happening in this country and what happens when the Democrats lose.
And they know that we're going to be ready to watch what's happening.
Right?
During the election.
They know that we're going to have boots on the ground.
They already know that the RNC are going to have thousands of lawyers and everything else.
So what are they going to do?
They're going to import voters.
Now, I'm not saying that every single one of these illegals that are going to be, you know, all of a sudden granted amnesty are going to vote.
But see, they're going to have...
These tickets to vote for, right?
So, just like filling in social security numbers and everything else, just like when we see the voter rolls in Los Angeles and other places, yeah, they're just going to use those, and I can guarantee you 100% will miraculous be for Biden.
Yeah, we always are.
Today's a special anniversary, did you know that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's the sixth anniversary.
Today is the sixth anniversary from when Greta Thunberg said we're all going to die in five years.
All you mind to be whipped out if we still have fossil fuels.
Yeah, isn't that lovely?
Yeah, they keep telling us how we're going to die.
We're going to die because of them.
I mean, what they've been doing.
Here's her tweet.
A top climate scientist is warning.
This is, by the way, six years ago.
A top climate scientist is warning that climate change will wipe out all of humanity unless we stop using fossil fuels over the next five years.
Six years ago.
Wow.
And we're all still here.
We're here.
Still here, doing our thing.
Yeah.
How dare you, cat turd?
How dare you?
How dare you?
She flies all over the country, man, and goes to all these climate events, taking a jet.
I like when she first started and they're pretending like she was, like, sailing around the world.
Right.
You know, like, she went all the way from, they actually said it, from Europe all the way to New York in a sailboat by herself to prove you don't have to do climate change, you know, and so they do a photo op of her, like, they, like, have her daddy steer the boat off with the engine.
You know, 10 feet off the dock, and then they show her coming in.
She did it!
She made it from Britain all the way across the sea by herself, 16 years old.
Oh my God, they were saying that!
I'm not kidding!
Isn't she brave?
I was like, this is such horse shit I've ever seen in my life.
Well, I mean, look at this.
The funniest part about her post here on 6-21-18 is that this tweet has been deleted.
Ha ha ha!
Oh yeah, she deleted it.
At the bottom.
Because it's absolutely not true.
I guess I'm three days off.
I thought it was 18.
I read it wrong.
Well, it's almost a six-year anniversary.
Well, it's still accurate.
I mean, let's face it.
Three days away.
Yeah.
I mean, it's still absolutely accurate.
But like I say, if one thing's not going to kill us, something else will.
And boy, have the stakes gotten high.
The whole thing.
By the way, the global warming, the cult, the climate cult, all these scientists, and 98% of scientists agree.
How can you disagree?
98%?
Well, name them.
Name all the 98%.
And if you name them, then I'll believe it.
Name them.
Okay, what's the first one's name?
Okay, there's 98% of all scientists, so that's at least 2 million scientists that agree with this.
So let's name them.
Give me the first name right now and write it down and you just keep going.
They put out these nonsense headlines and models and sayings and they just repeat them.
So, no, 98% of scientists don't believe in climate change, but not one of their predictions ever come true.
Not one!
Think about you're in a cult, and the Earth's coming, and every person, no matter, at the top of their field, they've made millions of predictions, doomsday predictions, and not one has ever come true.
Not one!
No.
It's another scam.
It's another way for them to make money.
And they know this.
I mean, look at what they did with COVID. And they are trying as hard as they can to get something else in here.
I mean, you're hearing about all these different strands, all these different viruses.
You hear about one that they're working on at the same lab that is even more deadly.
Why is this continuing to happen?
I've been saying this for years.
They have these labs all over the country, and they're going in there, and what they really try to do is make mustard gas times 20 for war.
But they're in there, and they've got these nerds getting paid millions of dollars in these nuclear spill team suits.
And they're in there, you know, looking at a microscope, trying to join everything together to make a deadly disease that's never going to occur naturally ever in a million years.
And the purpose is, so, for what?
If we create these deadly pathogens, and then we don't know how to treat these deadly pathogens, and then we'll be able to vaccinate these deadly pathogens in the future.
That's their philosophy.
So let me go back.
Listen to me very carefully, scientists.
If you don't create the deadly path, there ain't going to be no deadly path, and you ain't going to need no vaccine.
In the first place.
Exactly.
It's never going to exist, you idiots.
God, all these people should be thrown in Gitmo for life.
All of them that run all these bio labs.
I mean, what are they there for?
Well, it's all about funding.
It's all about money.
Then it's all about experimenting on people and dogs and animals and everything else.
And then when they get into a pinch, let's go ahead and release a little bit out there to the public.
So that we have another scare.
So that we have another pandemic.
So we can steal another election.
Or so that our drug makers can make more money.
And so that the lobbyists can make more money.
And then the politicians can make more money.
And then rinse and repeat and do it all over again.
Who cares about the humanitarian, you know, aspect?
The fact that you're killing massive amounts of people all over the world.
They don't care about that.
Not even at all.
It's all about money, power, and control.
And especially when you start listening to what The Who has been saying.
I mean, they don't make a secret about it.
The band?
The Who.
Not the good one, the bad one.
The World Health Organization.
I mean, here they are talking about how it must be a good investment.
It must deliver value for the money.
It must deliver results.
That's what the transformation they're talking about that was started six years ago is about.
Listen.
Of course, WHO must be a good investment.
It must deliver value for money.
It must deliver results.
That's what the transformation that we started six years ago is about.
Based on ideas from member states, partners, and our own staff, we launched the most ambitious reforms to the organization's history with more than 50 initiatives.
The transformation was based on a new and bold strategy, the 13th General Program of Work, which was a major strategic shift for the organization with a data-driven focus on delivering a measurable public health impact in countries.
To support that strategy, we decided to invest significantly in science, data and digital technology.
By the way, thanks to the European Union especially for investing in our digital technology and that helped us to strengthen our new department.
We overhauled many of our business processes, including our supply chain processes, and we're rolling out our new enterprise resources management system, BMS, to make our HR administrative and finance process more efficient and modernized.
We also knew that to truly transform our organization, we would need to transform the way it was financed.
We have started to expand our donor base and to access new sources of funding.
Member States have begun increasing access contributions, as I said earlier, in line with their historic commitment.
And we are now launching the investment round.
We have also engaged in a range of innovative new partnerships, including with the International Olympics.
Well, I mean, basically what he's saying is that this transition that started six years ago, I mean, when you start looking at it, they want to create that divide.
They want to completely eliminate the middle class.
So the rich ruling class gets richer, and the middle turns into the low poorer class, and they rule above all.
This is their transformation that they have been talking about.
Yeah, and what does the whole even do?
They don't do anything.
They sit up there and everybody gives to them and they'll put it in their pockets.
They don't do anything.
Well, and then they create emergency orders and that's really what they're gunning for.
They want to be able to tell you that you cannot leave your house, that you cannot go into a store, that you have to take this jab, you have to use this protocol.
They are going to dictate to you how you live your life and what you put into your body.
Who gave them this authority?
Nobody.
That's why I called the who.
Who?
Who are you?
Yes, exactly.
But that's the idea.
I mean, we're talking about...
I don't give a damn what they say.
I ain't doing anything they say ever.
That guy can sit up there and talk his little, you know, his Bond villain language.
I don't care.
Yeah, I mean, Dr.
Tedros, he has made no secret that the model that they want to build this whole thing around is China.
Why?
Because it's pure communism.
You won't hear anybody refuting that, right?
I mean, nobody in China is allowed to say, oh, we're not going to do this or we're not going to do that.
No, you're going to be forced to do whatever they tell you to do.
End of story.
And that's the model that this whole thing has been built around.
After the scam-demic, nobody cares about the who anymore.
Nobody cares what the CDC says.
They're forever damaged to the point of nobody gives a damn.
You think...
I mean, you know, 20 years ago, the CDC came out and said, hey, we've got a deadly pathogen in the air, and we used to...
I would listen to them, but now, anything they say, I just...
Ah, this is the political activist leftist group who's just trying to get something done.
I don't care what they say.
Well, and...
Wear masks?
Nope.
Doctors are going...
You see Kathy Hawkins?
Now...
They're trying to put you in jail in New York for not wearing a mask.
Now they're trying to put you in jail for wearing a mask.
Can you believe that shit?
On the subway because they can't identify you.
Oh, I've got that clip.
Check it out.
I see individuals on a subway being terrorized by individuals in masks.
It's a cause for great concern.
We have images of people with masks that almost cover up their entire face.
It's impossible to find these perpetrators.
Mayor Adams is supporting the governor's possible ban, calling people who wear masks to harass subway riders and commit crimes, cowards.
Oh, and our transit system.
People have hid under the guise of wearing a mask for COVID to commit criminal acts and vile acts.
And I think now is the time to go back to the way it was pre-COVID, where you should not be able to wear a mask at protests in our subway systems and other places.
Let me tell you something.
The Democrats' crime, it's the crime.
This is why they're having to come up with solutions.
Anything that they can find is because the crime rates are so high around the United States, all over the place, and it's normally in Democrat-run cities.
This is where the problems lie.
So now all of a sudden they're going to say, okay, we got to get rid of those masks because we can't identify anybody.
But then they're not going to even hold them for very long once they do arrest them.
The whole thing is just like, it's ridiculous.
They're the reason why things have gotten so out of control and why crime levels are as high as they are.
Remember, he's going to be hard on crime.
I'm going to be hard on crime.
The Democrats, oh, we got a Democrat that's actually going to change the city around.
Yeah, he's got 15,000 times worse.
Oh, it definitely is.
That dude's busy going down red carpets and trying to be a superstar.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You idiots.
It is craziness.
I want you Democrats to keep...
In New York City, I just...
I want you...
That's not far enough left.
Get somebody more left than that.
And then the next one, that's not far enough left either.
Get somebody crazy.
I mean, I swear I don't care about you liberal cities anymore.
You vote for it, you gotta...
I don't care.
I hope it goes bad.
I don't care about your crime.
I don't care about none of it.
Just waller in it.
Well, the thing about it is that he's much more concerned about the brand.
He told everybody that.
It's the brand.
The brand is raping 13-year-old kids right now.
That's the brand.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
And mothers who are mothers of five.
I mean, that's what happened with her.
This whole thing is horrible.
And then you're hearing about Uber drivers that are raping women who leave a club and all of a sudden they think that they're getting a ride home.
Well, that's not the case at all.
Like in this latest thing that just happened, this latest attack.
And guess what?
Her father went after the guy.
And thank goodness he did.
That's exactly what needs to happen.
A Washington State father caught an Uber driver raping his daughter and he beat him up real bad.
Here it is.
An Uber driver accused of a heinous crime.
Where they're asking that the court find probable cause for rape in the second degree and kidnapping in the first degree.
Probable cause documents I obtained say Ali picked up a woman from a bar who was too intoxicated to get home herself.
The victim relying on Ali's service as a rideshare driver to get back safely.
Instead, documents say Ali used his Uber app to make it seem like he dropped the victim off.
Then, drove here to this secluded location outside of Olympia and raped the victim.
She is fearful if he is released or expressed that she would be fearful if he is released.
The probable cause documents say the family of the victim got worried when the woman did not return home.
The father, using his phone, tracked his daughter's location to the scene of the assault and found the victim naked in the backseat of Ali's car with Ali scrambling back to the front seat trying to pull his pants up.
There's a substantial danger that the defendant will commit a new violent crime, and this is based on the nature of these allegations.
Documents say the victim's family beat up Ali, and at least two shots were fired.
Investigators say Ali tried to flee the scene, despite medics saying he needed help.
In court, Ali still had bandages on his hands.
Near the scene of the attack...
He is lucky.
That's all he has.
Bandages on his hands.
But that's exactly what's happening.
And this happened in Washington State.
Another blue state.
This is what's happening.
This is the Democrats.
This is the Democrats.
He's lucky to be alive.
There's a lot of people who won't play that game.
Definitely not.
Oh my gosh, it's just a horrible thing.
And when you start listening and you start seeing what's happening to this country, and what do they do?
They're not doing anything for the American citizen.
No, they're taking their jobs.
You've got Biden inflation that's completely gone wild.
You've got all of this money going to Ukraine, or at least you think it is.
It's not all of it.
It's going there either.
There's all kinds of reports of where some of this stuff is going, including Idaho.
And that was an interesting story Matt Kim was talking about as well, about what's going on with the cobalt and everything else.
But here they are.
I mean, we've got drug shortages.
It reaches a new, dangerous new high.
I mean, here it is.
They're not looking at things to cure you.
They're looking at inventing new diseases to destroy you.
How frightening is this?
And here we are.
We all got a cure.
What's the new in the bird flu?
And just lo and behold, last week, they're like, Pfizer are working on a bird flu vaccine.
Yep.
Can you believe it?
Yep.
Unbelievable.
And here we are going into World War III, and possibly with China, and they are the number one manufacturer of our pharmaceuticals.
Of everything.
And then not only that...
About antibiotics, how long is the...
you can die if you get an infection.
Quick.
A lot of school-age children's parents are starting to find that out.
Whenever they have a script to fill, they're not able to find it.
It's happening over and over again.
And here they want to put us into World War III? Really?
You're not prepared for that.
You absolutely are not.
So you've got this whole report out here.
Drug shortages are the highest in a decade with 2023 topping the charts according to United States Pharmacopoeia's first annual drug shortage report.
The number of drug shortages has increased over a decade with 125 active drug shortages monitored by the FDA at the end of 2023.
This high number of shortages is a direct result of persistent market vulnerabilities.
The report Arthur wrote that, according to our analysis, over a quarter of drugs in shortage were new drug shortages, 34 products in 2023.
And it's of course happening.
There's no good time ever at the worst time in history.
So that's why we've got a solution for everybody.
And it's really true.
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And so now, all of a sudden, they have got this new kit that To go against the jab, people that took it, AstraZeneca admits for the first time its COVID vaccine can cause rare side effects, intense legal fight with victims of a defective jab.
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Because you've got all kinds of things that are happening as a result.
I mean, it's something, it's a conversation that not enough people are having.
And you've got the culprit, the host of long-term health issues that we're seeing happening in real time.
And it takes a while, but here we are a couple of years later.
and everything that we warned everybody about is happening.
That's why.
I mean, when you put out that post, I went, yep.
Everybody has got a story.
Everybody knows somebody who has been affected by this job.
So this is a great product.
I hope you all will definitely get it and get it for a loved one as well because this whole spike support situation, it's just these side effects.
It's a great company.
I love this company.
I'm really happy to see it.
I'm so glad I got the kits.
It just makes you feel better.
Oh my gosh.
To have it at the house.
They've got them all too.
They've got all kinds of kits.
They've got the contagion kit.
They've got this one, of course, the medical kit.
This is the one I have.
It's got the antibiotics that they're low on, the anti-inflammatory.
You've got antifungal.
You've got all this stuff here.
And then they've got a medical emergency guidebook so that you can definitely figure out how to use it.
That's the good news.
People are having to do this on their own.
It's kind of like Rumble and other things.
You can no longer just sit back and say, okay, you know, I'm going to be reliant on the government for anything.
I mean, look at what they did to us on social media.
They kicked us off of every single platform.
So Rumble said, okay, we got to make one.
They made one.
Truth Social, same thing.
Same thing with pharmaceuticals.
You can't depend on the government or the pharmaceutical companies.
They're going to lead you astray.
We learned that.
So it's good that you've got a lot of doctors who are working behind the scenes to make sure that you're not going to be a victim of all of that again.
We can't be.
I know, and it's election year, so we never know what's going to happen because they're worried.
They're very worried, and they should be.
Trump has taken a lead over Biden in vital swing states of Pennsylvania.
Scott Pressler is doing amazing work on this whole thing.
They are working so hard to start flipping these states, and it's catching fire like nobody's business.
I got a...
Brendan Dilley sent me a new gaffe from Biden.
And if y'all think the other ones are bad, I don't even know what to say about this one.
Oh, he's so terrible.
Y'all have got to hear this.
I'm telling you, this is...
I don't know how much worse they're going to let this go on.
You've got to see.
This is weird.
It's a clown show.
That's why we named the show what we are.
Just, if you can play it, oh my god.
It's from RNC Research.
I hope you're watching this so you can see the expression on his face.
And I hope you can, I mean, I know if you listen to it, it's still going to be bad, but if you can just see it, I mean, this is, I don't even know what the hell this is.
He's a nut.
Here we go.
Thanks to all the members of Congress and Homeland Security Secretary.
- Oh.
- I'm not sure you're gonna do it. - Thanks to all the members of Congress.
- What?
- Do it again. - I'm the Congress of Homeland Security Secretary.
Oh God, here, here, here.
I'm not sure you're gonna do it.
Thanks to all-- - He's talking to somebody that's not there.
- My God! - What is that, man?
What is that?
Oh my gosh.
Well, if you can figure that one out, then you can explain this one.
This one happened yesterday.
I mean, this is on the regular.
They gotta address this at some point soon.
You know what?
They have tried so hard to act like President Trump is in this condition, and he is not.
They're even up there lying about it.
President Trump is, I don't know how he ages in reverse, but he does.
I mean, he's somehow figured that one out.
But they are openly lying and acting like he is not in the condition to run for president.
It is Biden that they're talking about.
I mean, here you go.
You've got, I meme, therefore I am, at iMemo.
Democrats cannot stop lying.
The narrative versus the reality.
So here is a photo of Trump having to hold someone's hand to guide him offstage.
I'm sure this will get just as much coverage as the daily Biden old story gets.
Okay, because this is what's really getting under their skin.
Well, it was a complete and total fabrication.
Total lie.
but look at what happened all right we are live here in the So he just squeezed the hand, but they acted like he was being led off the stage.
It's just a complete and total lie.
But that's what they do.
You know, they always accuse us of what they're guilty of.
They have got somebody with dementia up there that really belongs in a nursing home with nurses around 24-7.
What the hell is that?
Nobody knows.
I mean, but let's not, I mean, it goes on and on.
Biden dozes off during famous Italian tenor, you know, And, you know, Bocelli's performance, and falls asleep during it.
And you should see the reactions from people around him just going, are you kidding?
You've got Bocelli, who is one of the most famous singers in the world today, and he falls completely asleep.
No idea what he is.
Sing in Nasa Dorma.
Yeah.
And he snoozes.
- He snoozes.
And he's woken up by clapping.
I just, underneath that last post, I posted another one where they said, this is where we are now.
The Biden administration sent, and they got a video, they videoed it.
They sent two FBI agents to intimidate a nurse who told the truth about child sex change program at Texas Children's Hospital.
Right.
We talked about that story yesterday.
And that is a huge story because now all of a sudden they are going after the whistleblowers.
I mean, there's a video of it.
Yeah, where they're knocking on the doors.
Absolutely.
Don't talk.
And the guy answers and shakes your hand and starts talking to them.
Don't talk to these people.
You have no reason to speak to them.
They're trespassing.
You have no reason.
What, are you being charged with saying you don't want teens to get their ding-dongs cut off?
Good, charge me.
Exactly.
Here he is.
He's like, hey, you got a warrant?
No.
See ya.
Get off my property.
Oh my gosh.
Hello?
I'm looking for Vanessa Savage.
Okay.
Yeah.
Over here.
Okay.
Only some of the APIs.
Okay.
This is a similar variety.
Okay.
It's a pleasant interaction.
You're not in trouble.
Yeah, we're going to shake your hand.
Mm-mm.
Hi, how are you?
I'm just going to knock up on you there.
Okay, I'm trying to be nice.
Let me start at the beginning.
So I'm sure you're aware of some of the things that have been going on at your work lately.
With regards to...
Yeah, so I got to...
Now they keep showing his badge.
For a minute, let me do my song and dance.
No!
Hello?
Isn't that ridiculous?
Okay, so some people are complaining about the clips.
I can't control that.
They are how they come out on X. So just so everybody knows, there's nothing on our end.
It's just that they are low, and I'm sorry about that.
We try to ad-lib and...
Catch you up on what they are truly saying.
I just sprang that on her by the way.
She didn't have time to check it out.
No, but it's on all of them.
What I'm saying is, can we come in and talk to you?
No!
No!
Absolutely not.
They're there to try to get you in a lie.
What if you just, oh, I don't remember a date.
I don't remember a time.
Oh, there you go.
You're going to prison with the Biden regime.
We're coming after conservatives.
Yep.
Don't give them any ammunition.
These are not your friends.
I don't care how nice.
Oh, this is just routine.
We're sorry we're having to do this.
We didn't want to interrupt your dinner.
We're so sorry.
We hate doing this.
Believe me.
They love it or they wouldn't be doing it.
You absolutely have every single right to have them removed from your property.
They come in with a big smile, they flash their badge, they shake your hand, and then meanwhile anything you say will be used against you.
You do understand that.
And the reason why they are there is not only to intimidate you, but to gather information so that they can.
Why would you give that to them?
You call a lawyer, you call somebody, you call your police department, say, hey, you know what, I've got people on my property that I do not want here.
They have no reason to speak to me.
I want them removed.
And they have to leave.
You do not have to talk to them.
That's the biggest mistake people make.
Is when they start talking before they talk to a lawyer or anything else.
You don't have to speak to them.
You don't have to open your door.
They're there to intimidate.
They're not going and knocking on the doctor's office that just mutilated a 12-year-old kid, cut his balls and his penis off.
And then they're going to make some kind of hole there.
And then they cut their, you know, and then women's breasts off and then they skin their whole arm.
And then they put some sock thing, skin thing down there that belongs in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.
And then they, you know, and then they're not getting...
Why ain't you knocking on their doors?
They're mutilating children.
I mean, they make movies, you know, like Saw and Hostel and stuff.
That's not near as bad as what they're doing to kids.
Goodness sakes.
And yet they are there to protect them.
Because again, this is an industry that is making hand over fist more money than you can possibly imagine.
Not only with just the surgeries, but also with the medications that these people will be on probably for the rest of their lives.
I mean, this is sick.
Which ain't gonna be long.
No.
Because you can't mutilate yourself like that.
I mean, you already say you're so mentally screwed up in the head that you don't even know what sex you are or that you're the other sex.
And then now, okay, I know how to help you.
I know if you're having a problem, let's cut off all your parts and put fake parts on you.
And we'll give you a big dosage every day of the opposite of sex's hormones that you're not supposed to be making and taking in your DNA. Okay.
It doesn't produce.
Isn't this?
Your own body.
Boy, yeah, you're going to live all the way to 88 years old.
You're going to have a short life.
You're destroying your health.
Well, it's going to be very short-lived because a lot of these people, unfortunately...
I've never seen one.
I've never seen one happy.
Yeah, so now you are depressed, confused about your gender, and now your body's mutilated forever.
If you're a girl, you can never have kids.
You've cut off all your, you know, if you're a guy, you're cutting off your junk.
And...
For what?
Yeah, if you think you were miserable before, get ready.
Now you're really going to be miserable because in a year from now, when you realize, or when you're 12 and your liberal mom's pushing it so she can say, look how brave I am to the PTA. But, you know, three, four years from now, you're going to grow up and you're going to be 17, 18 years old.
There ain't no reverse in it.
You're done.
It's over.
It's over.
And it's so sad.
It really is.
Because I'm not saying that these people do not need help.
They absolutely need help, but not that kind of help.
They don't need help removing body parts.
Kids go through all kinds of things.
Certainly.
I mean, my God, you know, from the time you reach puberty, you have all these confusion years.
You go through all kinds of...
I mean, kids will go, you know, they'll go from wearing goth to getting piercings to trying to get tattoos, you know.
Like I say, goth, all black.
And the next year, they're like, I don't want to do goth anymore.
I mean, you can just look at your own life.
Yeah.
I mean, every seven years you change.
And if you do the math, you can start to see it.
From seven years from today, what kind of person were you?
What were you doing seven years ago?
And then seven years before that.
And seven years before that.
Whatever the case may be.
And you can see how you've changed as a person.
How you've evolved.
Yeah.
So, right, this is not cutting things off your body and getting on all of these hormones and all of these different injections that they're taking is not going to make it better.
But they don't know that.
You've got medical experts, so to speak, who are telling you that this is going to solve all of your problems.
And it's not.
But that's the idea.
And then they play on the parents and they're like, look, if you don't do this for your kid, then you are the reason why they feel the way they do.
No, they're not the reason.
That is not the reason they feel the way they do.
Scary stuff when you start messing with people like this and they're not going to last long.
I mean, you see depression and you see all of these different things.
I mean, that's kind of like the lowest of it.
Then all of a sudden you've got a lot of them that go completely postal on people.
I mean, look at some of the mass murderers that we've come in contact with lately.
It seems like every single last murder that's happened has been trans the last two years.
Sure has.
Sure has.
I mean, I don't care what you do.
When you're an adult, if you want to get your ding-dong cut off, do it, man.
I'm just going to laugh at you.
Yeah.
But man, leave the kids.
I mean, to do this to kids that have no idea who they are, and of course their liberal moms are going, you're a girl.
You're a girl.
It's okay if you're a girl.
You'll be popular.
Let me get you a dress.
Let me tie your hair up in a bow.
Let's grow your hair long.
Oh, you want to go shoe shopping with me today?
It's okay, you're a girl.
You're brave.
You're brave.
That's what they do, man.
It's the parents pushing this on them.
Oh my gosh.
You can't tell me they don't do that.
They do.
Why not celebrate the person that they are?
Every person in your town, every star in your town has 17 transgender kids, if you don't believe it.
Well, and Hollywood isn't on the whole thing, too.
I mean, they love this whole thing.
They really are.
But they're going to pay the price for it also.
Because, again, this is not...
I mean, I have this little saying that no matter what happens in my life...
No matter what it is, it could be something really great or it could be something really bad because both happen.
Happy, sad, mad, or glad.
It lasts 15 minutes tops.
And then you have to deal with whatever it is.
Even the good things, you know, you have to apply something to it.
Whether it's there's work involved.
If you win the lottery, okay, all of a sudden you need to start figuring out what you're going to do.
So yes, that's a happy emotion.
But you deal with it as it comes.
But 15 minutes after the shock and the wow of it all, then the reality sets in.
And that's the thing.
So make it through the 15 minutes and you'll be fine.
Whether it's good or bad news, but this whole thing where they just start, oh, we're going to glorify the fact that you think that you're stuck in a body that wasn't given to you.
Okay, so we're going to start this and we're going to start that.
Well, what happens when they finish the last surgery?
What happens then?
You're still not happy.
You're stuck with that.
You can't go back.
You can't reverse it.
It's over.
That's it.
Now you have to deal with what you've got now.
And that's a mutilated body.
These things don't work.
Whatever they attach to you, it doesn't work.
I'm never going to have what you have.
You're never going to have what I have.
So there we are.
That's why I like you.
That's why we hang out.
That's why we can hang out together.
Hey, speaking of the Holly weird, why'd you let your boy get a DUI? Wasn't that something?
Oh my gosh, Kat.
Yes, and I thought you did this beautifully.
Yes, Justin Timberlake.
There he is.
I was the one walking the line.
That was It was great.
I thought it was awesome.
Sure, I can walk the line.
Officer, watch!
And here he goes.
Yeah, so he got a DUI. I don't think he moved.
Nothing will happen.
It'll be like Paul Pelosi's.
Isn't that something?
It's true.
Do you see the picture of him handcuffed?
He's handcuffed in the front.
I bet if that was Tupac, he'd be handcuffed in the back.
Oh my gosh.
You know, it's the way it works.
I just love doing their stupid things against them.
The whole thing is ridiculous.
Ain't that funny?
Because it does look like he's kind of walking along.
Here he is.
Bye, bye, bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
Oh, Justin Timberlake, he's arrested for driving while intoxicated in Sag Harbor.
Okay, so that, just so everybody knows.
He refused the breathalyzer.
Mm-hmm.
That's over by Martha's Vineyard.
Yeah, it's over near Martha's Vineyard, but just think about your, I mean, what's Justin Timberlake working?
A hundred million dollars, probably?
So you're worth a hundred million dollars.
And you're going to drive drunk and you can kill somebody and go to prison the rest of your life?
What are you doing, man?
You can have a Bentley sitting out there with a driver.
You want to go out to a bar?
Hire a driver.
You're worth $100 million.
I never understood that with STARS. Exactly.
I'll tell you something.
Drunk drivers are way more safe than Texan drivers.
At least a drunk driver is trying to stay in the middle of the road.
So bad.
I mean, it really is.
But look at the, he has cuffs on him.
Is this right?
Are these the cuffs that you're talking about?
Cuffed in the front?
That's not the picture.
Let me see.
Scroll down on my page and it should be there.
Okay, let me get out of here.
Hold what you got!
No, they got him coming out of the courtroom.
He just keeps scrolling down.
Let's see here.
Man, this is dirt.
You've been busy today.
I was looking at your page and I went...
I said dirt.
Oh my gosh.
Well, it's in there somewhere.
You were a busy bee.
You're way...
No, this is yesterday because that's the Schumer house.
It was one hour ago I posted this.
Okay, well then I'm way off.
I need to get back up there.
So...
Yeah, they got a picture of him coming out of the jailhouse handcuffed.
That's good, though.
He's singing, bye, bye, bye.
It's just like, I say derp and it's over zero hour.
It was his tweet and it's a quote tweet.
You know what?
Sometimes I don't get some of your posts, though.
You do know that.
Oh, here it is!
Oh, nose.
Zero hour.
Don't be singing sexy back in there, buddy.
So there is the photo.
Babu.
We got it.
Yeah, I bet they'd handcuff Tupac in the back.
He's looking pretty rough, though, isn't he?
The red eyes, the beard, that, you know...
What did I just do look?
Yeah.
Don't you know who I am?
Look.
Don't you know who I am?
Ruth Witherspoon did that.
Do you know who I am?
When she got arrested for DUI, remember?
Well, that's what they think.
I mean, it's Jussie Smollett all day long.
What, he lasted how many days before they got him out?
Because he's way too connected to Kamala Harris.
And you know that was a psyop from the Democrat Party to say, this is MAGA country, and they put up this scheme.
Didn't work.
Total failure.
They just arrested some Democrat running for office who was sending racist stuff to himself and claiming it was MAGA. Yes!
Wasn't that something?
And it, of course...
Doesn't surprise me.
Well, I mean, this is...
Yeah, the white supremacy is so bad in this town.
In this country, they have to continually make up hoaxes.
And they actually have, the feds have to, with fed boys, a fake patriot for them to do fake groups that are obviously feds.
That's all it's about.
I mean, they're constantly trying to act like we have a problem in this country, but it's not us that's the problem.
It's them.
And then, of course, you've got this whole thing happening in New York.
New York court denies Trump gag order appeal.
Trump still gagged after jury returns guilty verdict in hush money trial.
So, of course, he appealed at the highest court in New York and they denied it.
So he had asked the court to lift the gag order because the trial has concluded and they refused.
They want to keep it in place to, this is the quote, avoid threats to the fairness of the trial itself.
Are you kidding?
Yeah, the fairness of the trial.
Right.
The constitutional rights in order to protect and avoid all threats to fairness of the trial itself.
What kind of crazy kangaroo court is this?
So they completely stopped it.
Matthew Colangelo opposed Trump's bid to lift the gag order in the Stormy Daniels Hush Money case.
Of course he did.
He was sent from Washington to oversee this whole case.
That was his job.
His only job.
No one ever leaves being third in line to go back to prosecuting in New York.
And I can't wait until we start getting the Republicans to start revealing all of this because it's a joke.
But I think most people know now, don't you?
I mean, don't you think that most people know that this has been a complete and total scam?
Even Democrats that I talk to know that it's election interference.
Even if they don't admit it, everybody knows it's a scam.
Nobody thinks it's...
All the people, I mean, even the ones that, of course, you know, the media, anybody that knows, knows it's a scam.
Of course, they, you know, like I said before, you can tell their dumbass sheep Democrat voters that men can have babies.
And they're out there going, men can have babies.
That's true.
You're a racist.
If you say they can't, I'm going to send the FBI out of your house.
They just sound so ridiculous when they do all of this.
But yeah.
And then the bigger clown show, which is really bizarre, is that Hunter Biden bizarrely cancels demand for new gun crimes trial.
Moments after he files a motion, he stares down 25 years in the slammer.
So basically, he filed it and then quickly deleted it because he knew it wasn't going to go anywhere.
The whole thing is just so crazy.
You can't make this stuff up.
You really cannot.
I mean, every single article that we read on this show, I just go, really?
I mean, how much worse can it get?
A lot worse.
Buckle up because they're desperate.
We know they're desperate.
But in the meantime, for those of you that want to join us for our after party, you can hit the Litter Mate button underneath the show.
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