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The GLOAT | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 575 - 5/29/2024
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Today is Wednesday, May 29th, 2024, episode number 575.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
We're back.
We are back.
We definitely are back.
And nothing has changed.
It's the same clown show, the same thing that they were up to even before we took a vacation.
Just a real quick thing on a personal note.
Fleet Admiral James has had a little bit of health issues.
You know, he's been, he's been on, he got off of dialysis, but his kidneys stopped working.
And I have permission to share that with all of you because you have all been the greatest prayer warriors that there are.
So I want you to please, if you don't mind, keep him in your thoughts and prayers because we don't know if they're going to put him back on dialysis.
He's waiting on a kidney transplant.
But in the meantime, he's had a little bit of a complication, a few setbacks.
But he is still quite the warrior.
And on that note, Memorial Day is the reason why we took off and just wanted to really let everybody know that all of those people that died for our country, the sacrifices that they made, my goodness, never forget that.
This is what we're fighting for.
This is why we're here.
This is why we have a country that we love and is worth every minute.
So just wanted a quick reminder that, you know, that is such a special time.
There's nothing happy about it.
It's a very solemn day.
And since we weren't able to, you know, give a shout out for the weekend, just wanted to pass that along here.
Yes, not like the squad, we know what the difference between Memorial Day and Veterans Day is.
Wasn't that incredible?
They don't know.
They don't know.
There's a Veterans Day for the veterans that are alive, and then there's a Memorial Day for those who gave all.
Of course, they don't know because they live in a country they hate.
They'd care less.
God, that just told a story of its own.
When I saw that, I just went, oh my gosh, really?
I mean, what is that?
They have absolutely no idea.
Anything.
I mean, they should have to take a test of some sort.
Like, people that come into the country for their citizenship test, they should have to do the exact same thing if they want to be a member of Congress.
Because they obviously have absolutely no idea what they're doing up there.
None whatsoever.
That's just so disheartening.
Just so everybody know, Joe Biden's giving a speech right now because he's losing the black vote in droves.
And so he's up there just race-baiting in front of a black audience right now.
Oh my God.
Well, and I also saw that he's got Jill Biden up there who is campaigning for him.
I mean, you want to talk about a situation where the left has lost all control of the puppet.
And they have.
I mean, complete and total control.
You've got Jill Biden, who is saying the quiet part out loud because, you know, everybody knows that they are absolutely after the Supreme Court, right?
So you've got Jill Biden.
She comes unglued on the view of all places, right?
Of course.
Can you imagine if we put any more Republicans on the Supreme Court?
We will lose all of our rights, right?
Just the opposite.
Exactly.
They want to court-pack this.
They're there to protect the rights that are on the books.
They're not there to give you or take away rights.
Exactly.
And she also said in the same interview that she wants to debate because she wants to tell the world how smart Joe Biden is and that Trump can't complete a complete sentence.
You know what?
That just lets me, that leads me to believe that he's not really going to be able to debate her saying things like that.
It's almost like a prelude of quite possibly it's not going to happen.
I knew this was coming today.
He's out there in the black just going crazy, just saying the dumbest things.
And this is why he's losing the black vote, because he says dumb shit.
He just said, what do you think Trump would have done if black Americans had stormed the Capitol?
I don't think he'd be talking about pardons.
Wow.
This is the same guy who wanted us to tear gas you as you peacefully protested George Floyd's murder.
Unbelievable.
I mean, really, this is just a clown show in its own right.
I know that you've been saying that he's not going to make it to the end here, but I don't know.
I mean, I cannot imagine...
I really do not.
He's down 15 points now.
They're never going to run him because they'll know if they're going to lose, they're going to throw out.
The Democrats, one thing they're not is dumb, and the Republicans are dumb.
The Democrats, they stick together and fight.
I mean, they're dumb people, but their strategy always seems to work, but they're going to dump his ass.
If they don't, it's over, so I hope they don't.
Absolutely.
Oh, wow.
So here she is, you know, basically talking about the Supreme Court, which is really interesting, knowing what you all know.
Can you imagine if we put any more Republicans on the Supreme Court?
No.
No.
We will lose all of our rights.
Can you?
Goodness sakes.
I mean, just the lies these people say.
My god, that voice is like a drill.
A hammer drill in my ear.
Oh, she's making rounds.
Here you go.
She says, we can have my husband who is calm and steady and strong and has character and dignity.
Really?
Yeah, he does.
Especially when he's showering with his daughter and you're ignoring it.
Oh boy.
This is so gross.
Listen.
And we have a choice.
I mean, this is what I'm out there saying.
We have a choice.
We can have, you know, my husband who is calm and steady and strong and has character and integrity.
Goodness sakes.
What a disaster.
Yeah, when she's in his family and he doesn't say it anymore.
They're so joking.
Well, I mean, what's so great?
He had so much character.
When he showered with Ashley and he rubbed off on Hunter when he's got girls that look 12 years old and all the crack he's weighing and smoking and we had to get his new teeth and then I'm the babysitter that married him.
I should know.
My god.
Goodness sakes.
He has so much character and he's so strong he can't walk up a spot of stairs.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I will tell you one thing.
The comments in all of this is just so fun.
I mean, really, they're actually funnier than some of the videos.
I mean, you've got this one.
Yeah, real calm and steady, right?
You all remember this speech, this little number in the black and red.
Right?
And that's Adam in H-Town TX. I mean, the whole thing is crazy.
And then you've got, yeah, decency on the ballot, right?
And of course, here's Joe Biden kissing his granddaughter right on the lips and all the sniffy, awful, horrible things that he does on the regular.
I mean, look at this stuff.
This is who this guy is.
He is a creeper.
Get away.
No wonder.
I mean, here he is, little girls, and he's looking in the window.
That's a real shot.
That's not even photoshopped.
That's not a meme.
That's real.
He could be giving us whatever that is, the speech he gives, that slurring, incoherent babble, and he'll see a six-year-old girl, and he'll stop his speech as President of the United States and try to, you look like you should be 16, little baby doll.
Ooh, you gonna rub my legs?
Oh, gosh.
God, it's ridiculous, and he does it right in front of everybody.
I know.
And then the left just completely and totally ignores it, which is so, you know, it's just typical of them, right?
I mean, that's what they do anyway.
So, of course, we have got all of that happening, and it's just, I don't know, it's just so, to think that they can use the media and that people, those that have fallen for this, it just really lets you know they've done a terrific job of dumbing down society, and they will lead you right off of a cliff if anybody were to vote for Joe Biden right now.
I've got lifetime, lifelong friends who are Dems, who are getting as far away from the Democrat Party, I'm happy to report, as they possibly can.
They understand now what's going on.
After these trials, these circus trials, and everything else that they're doing with President Trump, I have to tell you, they have done us a huge service.
They really have, in the craziest sort of way.
Because people that I could never ever get my point across to are now saying, oh my gosh, what is going on in our country?
What is happening here?
So people are waking up.
Yeah, I mean, it's all around them.
It doesn't matter what CNN says.
It doesn't matter what Joe Biden attempts to say and slurs.
And, you know, he can get a bear, you hear Trump's racist, you hear he put you back in chains, and all that crap he always says.
They don't care.
They live their lives, and they realize gas has doubled.
Their groceries have tripled.
Everything of their wives sucks now.
Nothing's happening.
They see their neighborhood flooded with illegals.
They're getting all these benefits.
They get nothing.
It's real-time stuff.
It truly is.
Then you got that super dumb dork, Robert the Chumpo.
Oh, isn't he pathetic?
That went well, didn't he?
They were like, yeah, man, you're a pato.
Go back to Epstein Island.
You piece of crap.
You suck.
You're a asbid.
They step outside their bubble and they bring the January 6th crisis actors back up in there to fake cry.
Nobody cares about that stuff anymore.
They're over it.
They're tired of them.
That's all they got.
They talk about January 6th when the economy's falling apart.
We're near World War III. We're getting invaded.
The whole country's gone.
They're talking about January 6th.
Little old ladies walking in there with little pom-poms between the ropes.
Nobody cares.
Well, they had to sell the lie.
I mean, Kat, think about how long they worked on that, right?
They thought that that was going to be hook, line, and sinker.
However, they started that whole thing way too soon and it ended very badly for them because they never allowed the other half to present their case.
And then you had all of these rhinos up there Right?
On the committee that are no longer there.
Adam Kidzinger.
Okay.
Miss Piggy Liz Cheney.
Gone.
Gone.
Every single last one of them.
They are falling like flies.
And they've been sitting up there in a little bubble.
Woo!
Everybody praises us!
And then going to little CNN jobs for a million dollars and they're scamming.
Everybody praised me at CNN today.
I was in the green room and everybody said, I was a hero.
And they start believing this shit.
And then Robert De Niro goes to his Hollywood pedo parties.
And they're all, oh, Trump's evil.
Trump's the bastard.
Trump's this.
Trump's the criminal.
And then they go out in the streets for the first time and then it didn't go so good.
They got shouted down, caught every name in the book and rushed back in their cars and get the hell out of there.
Oh.
You know, welcome to reality, people.
That's exactly right.
You know, you step out of your little bubble and see what people really think about you.
It ain't pretty.
It is not pretty at all.
And they are, I mean, they're waking up to the reality.
And that is that they are not going to be able to even walk down the street.
And they know it.
They know it.
And I think that's what that particular police, you know, that Capitol Police officer that's made a killing, the crisis actor, right?
What he is starting to notice.
Because Michael Fanone, he starts fake crying, right?
Like, ooh, what's happened to our country?
Check this out.
Fanone the traitor right here, guys.
You know who lost their life was Ashley Babbitt.
She was murdered, an unarmed veteran.
An unarmed veteran.
Don't start crying on me, Fanone.
Don't start crying on me now.
Absolute sellout.
I think it's hilarious.
Absolute sellout.
Traitor to your country.
They're not going to be able to walk down the street, and I'm glad.
Yeah, they're out of their bubble for once.
They can't believe it.
Right.
When nobody's cheering or fake clapping, your fake tears don't work.
Joe Biden just said in his speech, and the Supreme Court ruled against me in relieving student debt, but I did it anyway.
He just said that.
You know what?
Because that's exactly it.
They're going to do whatever it is anyway.
And that's what they are telling the American people.
And that's what they are proving to the American people.
That the laws do not count for them.
They do not matter.
That they are completely lawless.
And this is another reason why they want to separate the classes the way they do.
They don't want a middle class because they don't want to be challenged in any way, in any way, shape, or form, ever.
They want to be the elite and they want you to be poor and completely dependent on the government.
It's obvious.
It's very clear.
I mean, look at what's happening in the big cities.
You can see it here.
You can see it every single day.
There is a huge class divide.
And the middle class is moving out because they cannot make ends meet.
And they know it.
It doesn't matter if you're paying, you know, food workers $25 an hour.
The math doesn't work.
And Gavin Newsom is starting to figure that one out.
Gosh, what a loser.
New Scum.
He earned that name for a reason.
And then this trial has just been the biggest joke I've ever seen.
They literally gave instructions today where it's gonna be guilty no matter what.
Of course.
They literally said, well, it don't have to be unanimous, you know.
You can pick a crime over here, and you can pick a crime, even if there isn't a crime.
You two can go over here, and you three, and then we get some fairy dust over here, and he's guilty.
I mean, my God.
The wildest thing ever.
I mean, this whole thing.
They're just cowboying everything.
And you've got the breaking news that Stalinist Judge Mershon directs jury to choose among the These three crimes to convict Trump.
Jurors don't have to unanimously agree.
So, of course, here it is.
They told the jury that they do not need to come together.
All of them don't have to vote in order to get President Trump Which is unconstitutional and it's a lie.
Completely.
He's making up the rules as he goes along.
He's just making up shit.
He's a communist.
He don't care.
He wants to be the guy that convicted Trump.
He don't care.
He knows it's going to be thrown out in the pill.
But he wants the conviction.
He wants to go on The View.
He wants to go on Good Morning America.
He wants to write a book.
He wants to be a CNN contributor later.
That professor that talks about the law.
That's all he cares about.
He wants his daughter to make another $100 million for her looms.
That's all it's about.
He knows it's going to be thrown out.
He wants to be the next Fauci and he also wants to be the next Zelensky and he feels like this is his ticket in.
He'll never make this kind of money or have this kind of fame being a judge, right?
So this is his fallback career.
That's all this is about.
This is what he wants.
So, of course, he goes on to say that there's no need to agree on what occurred, meaning four could agree on one crime, four on a different one, and four on another.
And he said that he would treat it as four, four, four as a unanimous verdict.
There's 12!
There's 37 charges.
Anybody can agree on any of the charges.
And if you can get to...
You know, if you can get to 12 on any of the charges, that's it.
That's unanimous.
Exactly.
I mean, this wouldn't happen in Zimbabwe.
It's so ridiculous.
That's exactly right.
And it wouldn't happen anywhere else.
I mean, the fact that this is happening here is just disgusting.
I mean, when you start looking and you can't tell the difference between the Babylon Bee and what's happening in our society, okay, there's your first clue.
So this one was one from the Babylon Bee that I thought was a riot because it's so right on the money.
Judge instructs jurors they need not believe Trump is guilty to convict.
Okay, really?
I mean, that's really what's happening.
And President Trump, I don't know how he has such a great attitude other than they're proving everything that he's been saying right.
He came out today and said Mother Teresa could not beat these charges.
The whole thing is rigged.
Listen.
Mother Teresa could not beat these charges.
These charges are rigged.
The whole thing is rigged.
The whole country's a mess between the borders and fake elections and You have a trial like this, where the judge is so conflicted he can't breathe.
He's going to do his job.
And it's not for me that I can tell you.
It's a disgrace.
And I mean that Mother Teresa could not beat those judges, but we'll see.
We'll see how we do.
Goodness sakes.
It just breaks my heart every single time I see him up there in a dreary old courtroom, being just all of his rights violated right before our eyes, just to witness this every day when he could be out there campaigning and doing the things that he wants to do in order to make this country great, and they've got him holed up in there for six weeks.
And then not only that, you add all the other courts in there and all the other nonsense that's going on.
My gosh, who would ever believe with all the things that they have done to him that Biden got 81 million votes.
Ballots maybe, but votes no.
And they're just proving it over and over again.
This court is just, and this is just going to make him more popular is what I'm trying to tell you.
I mean, he's already a martyr.
They're making him a double martyr.
I don't know how much to say it, and people are tired of it.
That crap Biden's out there saying today, that don't work on the black community anymore.
They're waking up.
They see what's happening.
They go to the grocery store.
They buy gas.
They see their neighborhoods.
They see the violent crime increasing in their neighborhoods because people go to jail and they let them out the next day.
This affects them.
This four years has devastated them.
And then the straw that broke the camel's back was all of a sudden to look around and half their neighborhoods are busting illegals and they all wear Nikes with iPhones and they all sitting around with $3,000 a month credit cards in their pocket.
Everyone's noticing it.
Everyone's noticing the brand new Bright white tennis shoes.
I mean it looks like they just got out of a store.
They're spending our tax money on completely re-outfitting themselves.
They are doing better than most Americans right now.
And they're not having to do a thing other than break the laws to get into this country.
And that's all anybody can talk about.
All anybody can talk about is President Trump and people that used to absolutely loathe him for whatever reason, because of the gaslighting and everything else, now absolutely see him as being a victim.
And that is not what the left intended.
Nobody with an IQ over, you know, a blade of grass.
Everybody knows this is a made-up crime with a fake communist judge and a fake commie George Soros DA, fake charges, a rigged jury.
We all know it.
Everybody knows it.
Everybody, even the other side who pretends not to know it, we all, everybody knows it.
They're not fooling anybody.
Nope.
It's so disheartening.
It really is.
You put him in jail, he's gonna win 50 states now.
I'm not kidding.
Well, I mean, he absolutely is.
He is going to win regardless.
They're about to read the verdict, I believe.
Oh, brace yourselves and say a prayer.
Oh, it's going to be guilty because the notes he gave them, just a couple, you know, anybody that thinks he's guilty of anything for any reason, they don't have to be unanimous.
Now, I mean, that was the nail in the coffin.
I mean, he basically made it.
There was no way legally to come back with a non-guilty verdict.
Well, and they were worried.
They do.
I'll be shocked.
I'm not saying they won't.
I mean, I say there's a 1% chance.
But that was the whole thing.
They have been absolutely trying to intimidate this jury, and that's exactly what the left has been pointing out.
In fact, I mean, they're not even hiding that anymore.
They feel like there is one person on that jury.
is what they've been claiming, right?
The little stories and the little clippings that you hear, left, right, and center, about there being one holdout.
And they're actually threatening that person.
So, okay, so here you've got a jury of your dreams, and yet, again, you're proving the point that we say all the time on this show.
If they go after President Trump, okay.
All right?
He's just standing in the way because ultimately they are going to go after each and every single one of you.
They're not going to check your political affiliation at the door.
No.
They can just do whatever it is they want to do.
And if we keep things the way they are, it's going to happen that way.
It's unbelievable.
It is.
I mean, it really, it's scary.
It's scary that we're in this time right now.
I mean, we have got a full-blown banana republic going on here.
I mean, not to mention all the different things that happened while we were absent.
I mean, seriously, you've got Biden, who's now...
Tampering with witnesses himself, meaning his daughter-in-law?
That whole thing?
My gosh.
Deucey asks, why did President Biden have a private meeting with a witness who plans to testify against his son?
Here is the question.
On another topic, why did President Biden have a private meeting with a witness who plans to testify in court against his son?
Can you say more?
How do you not know?
I think the American people should also be told the full breadth of this, not just a part of this question here.
As you all know, the President actually spoke to this yesterday during his memorial, I think impactful, powerful Memorial Day address, where he talked about He talked about the passing, the anniversary, the ninth anniversary of the passing of his son.
And he visited her.
Oh my God.
Both.
Again.
That anniversary is approaching.
He visited her days before the anniversary of the passing of his son.
And she is family.
She was married, obviously, to his late son.
And I think that is something also to mention.
As you're asking your question to me.
And sleeping with his other son.
Why don't we just say it?
This was about literally the ninth anniversary of the passing of his son.
That is upcoming in days, Peter.
Good night.
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Absolutely.
The whole thing, it's just completely rigged.
And Biden is just, he's doing whatever it is that he wants to do in order to secure the nomination, but it's not working.
That's the good news.
That's the silver lining, is that it's absolutely not working.
And everybody knows it.
My gosh.
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But yeah, now it's just TikTok game, you know, sit and watch.
But I don't know how De Niro...
They just handed them a note, they said.
They might have been out two and a half hours.
Yeah.
Goodness.
Well, again...
Nobody panic.
Nobody panic.
You know this is rigged, right?
I mean, everybody knows for a fact this is rigged.
He just gave them unconstitutional jury instructions that basically said there's no way you can find him not guilty.
I mean, can you imagine if it was a murder trial or something?
Hey, you don't have to be unanimous, you know.
We got 13 charges.
As long as I can come up with each of you agree with one of them's guilty, then they're all guilty.
And then that's 12.
I mean, this is a joke!
It is a joke.
It truly is, and it has been for quite some time.
And when you see the whole thing, I mean, you've got to really give tribute to the lawyers in this case, because to be called the gloat, which is what we named today's show, The greatest liar of all time, Michael Cohen, it's because the man cannot stop lying.
He exposed him, exposed Stormy Daniels, exposed Judge Mershon and his daughter and all of the Democrat Party that was working to convict Donald Trump.
He has got the entire stack of cards against him.
But he's going to win regardless.
Either way.
Either way.
Yeah.
This is going to be thrown out.
Oh, definitely.
If they put him in jail, it's over.
I'm just telling you.
Over.
Well, I just worry about his safety.
Absolutely.
That's the number one thing that I am concerned about because I don't, whenever they, you see exactly what happened to even Epstein.
I mean, come on.
Time after time, when they get somebody, all of a sudden you don't have cameras working, you don't have anything, and they know that they're not going to be able to beat Donald Trump.
We've been talking about it.
I mean, think about what happened with the Mar-a-Lago raid.
A kill order, an assassination.
That's exactly what they had planned.
I do not want him anywhere in the custody of any of these people.
They are that evil.
Yeah, they want him gone.
They absolutely do, and they're not even trying to hide that.
So you've got the easy tweets.
This is George.
He says breaking Trump's lawyer just absolutely obliterated Michael Cohen in his closing remarks to the jury.
They say Tom Brady is the goat.
Michael Cohen is the gloat.
Greatest liar of all time.
Todd Blanche.
He literally is like an MVP of liars.
He lies constantly and he has over it.
He can't even keep them straight.
He lied to Congress.
He lied to prosecutors.
He lied to his family, his business associates.
He even stole money.
I mean, there were plenty of criminals and crooks in this trial.
Don't get us wrong.
There were plenty of them.
They were just the prosecution's witness.
Witnesses.
They were the ones that should have been on trial.
And not only that, he wouldn't even let Trump have witnesses.
If they did, he'd throw them out of the courtroom.
They was destroying their case, and he got mad and threw the witness out of the whole courtroom.
The judge, I've never seen anything like this, man.
This judge needs to be in handcuffs.
He needs to be whatever possible legal ramification of this guy.
They need to throw the book at him.
But the Republicans, they're dead silent, right?
There's a few show up for the fight, but as a party...
They're a joke, man.
Well, they are.
They are to blame for the reason why the country is the way it is right now, is because they have bent the knee to the left.
They absolutely are owned by the left, and they are terrified of whatever it is the CIA, the FBI, or anybody else has on them.
I thought Carolyn Levitt did a fabulous job when she came out, and I mean, she didn't even hold back, not even for a second.
Listen to this.
What you just heard from is a desperate and failing and pathetic campaign who knows that they are losing.
Joe Biden's sending his campaign outside of this criminal courthouse.
It is a full-blown concession that this trial is a witch hunt that comes from the top, comes from Joe Biden, and he is using a far-left district attorney in this city, Alvin Bragg.
This case would have been laughed out of any other courtroom in America, Legal scholars on both sides of the aisle, even liberal legal scholars agree there is no crime, there is no case, but Joe Biden knew he could use Alvin Bragg, who is sitting in that courthouse today, wasting away the tax dollars of the hardworking people of this city to go after Joe Biden's political opposition.
And the man overseeing this case is a corrupt and highly partisan and crooked judge.
Who is highly conflicted for reasons that President Trump can't even talk about because this judge imposed an unconstitutional gag order on the former President of the United States and the leading frontrunner in this election.
This is a disgrace.
President Trump has been locked up in that courtroom for six weeks, but guess what?
The American people see through this witch hunt and this scam, and that's why President Trump continues to rise in the polls.
That's why he pulls a crowd of more than 25,000 in the deep blue Bronx.
That's why he pulls a crowd of more than 100,000 in deep blue New Jersey.
Everywhere he goes, everyday Americans, not elitist, out-of-touch Hollywood actors like Robert De Niro, who have no idea the real problems that people in this city and across this country are facing.
President Trump is backed by the hardworking men and women of this country.
And I could not help but laugh when Joe Biden's spokesperson actually came out here and said, accused President Trump of being a threat to democracy.
Joe Biden is the real threat to democracy.
He is weaponizing our justice system.
Look at all of you.
This is a communist show trial.
There are real problems in America, and you are all out here covering this because Joe Biden is weak.
He's pathetic.
He's a threat to democracy, not only with this weaponization of our justice system, but with his wide-open border invasion that is allowing a mass invasion of illegal people into this country.
Terrorists, criminals, our economy is in shambles.
We are heading towards World War III. Those are the issues real Americans care about.
That is why President Trump is going to win this election, and ultimately, he will be vindicated Of this sham crooked trial because he has the truth on his side and he is an innocent man.
Well, there's no question about it.
Man, that was good.
Right on, right on.
Oh my gosh, absolutely.
Well, she's absolutely right.
The thing about it is, is that these are the same people in our government that want us in wars, right?
We should be focused on them, yeah.
We should be focused on getting out of wars, unfortunately.
You've got a government that is used to making all kinds of money off of wars, and so they want us in endless wars.
Everything that is hurting us as a society, the left is for.
They are doing absolutely nothing for this country other than tearing it down and giving our money away.
And this whole thing's nuts.
But you've got Elise Stefanik who said she just filed an official misconduct complaint with the New York State Unified Court System related to the random assignment of Acting Manhattan Justice Juan Mershon, a Biden donor whose daughter is fundraising millions off of his unprecedented work to criminal cases against President Donald J. Trump, his companies, and his allies.
So she's got the full judicial complaint below.
She has written the letter.
She's alerting everybody.
Everybody should be alerted by now.
This letter should have come way before.
We've been talking about the fact that this judge is compromised for weeks now.
It does seem like old news, doesn't it?
By the way, the race-baiting thing where he had people behind him acting like he was really talking to some people, I just put up the...
The picture of the big rally he just had.
It's on my page, probably a few tweets down.
Okay, let me see.
It's huge, man.
I mean, it's huge.
He filled up about one one-hundredth of a high school involuntary.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, you mean with Biden?
Is that the one that you're talking about?
Yeah.
Race baiting because they're losing the black boat.
Here he is.
What do you think Trump would have done if black Americans...
No.
That one?
Yeah, that.
Yeah, but if you'll go to my page and scroll down a little bit, it shows the size.
Oh, I'm on your page.
Okay, so let me keep scrolling.
Let me see.
This is the view.
Man, is it not updating?
Because it's way back.
I just...
Let me go see.
Yeah.
Here I've got these backgrounds here.
I'm sitting here looking at it on my page.
It's not on yours.
I know.
It's like we have this delay and I just refreshed it.
Isn't that weird?
I don't understand.
Good lord.
I know.
I know.
Anyway, damn.
I don't want comedy in our government.
I want them to actually govern.
Man, you're like five, six tweets behind.
Look at this.
I know and I keep refreshing and I'm not getting it.
This is nuts.
No wonder nobody ever goes to my page anymore.
You know I have to type in your name to find you?
This is why you're at the very top of my search bar.
Cat.
I'm down 60%.
So is all conservatives.
They got us to where they're running a platform and they want people to click.
They want their advertisers to get more clicks.
And then they algorithm you to death where nobody can see.
It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Makes no sense.
It's wild, but that's exactly, I mean, this is real time.
This is what's happening on my page.
I don't find anyone, and a lot of people have been saying, a lot of the littermates are like, hey, you don't respond to me anymore.
Hey, you don't talk to me anymore on X. And I'm like, I don't see you.
I honestly do not see it.
I do not see it.
I have to remember what everybody is.
I get it all the time.
Hey, you didn't respond to me in my DMs.
I'm 10,875 behind reading right now.
My goodness.
I can literally start reading them right now and I wouldn't be done at Christmas if I didn't sleep.
Exactly.
I'm not ignoring you.
I just, you know, I can't keep up with it.
And that ain't counting my emails and all my messages everywhere else and my phone and my text messages and my DMs.
I know.
It's definitely...
And some people DM you.
Some people DM you every single tweet.
They tweet all day and it clogs up your DMs.
Mm-hmm.
And that's a problem, too.
I mean, I get a lot of DMs.
I still have not caught up with them.
You know, ever since Smiles and that whole tragic thing that happened with Smiles, who we dearly miss, I have not caught up with all of the emails yet and all of the DMs from Smiles days.
I'm still going through it.
I mean, it's something.
Yeah, it's bad.
And I've received so many Nice smiles gift pillows and steel cutouts and frames and all kinds of stuff.
And I appreciate everything everybody sent me with smiles.
Like I say, I got to hire some help at some point because I'm just...
There's just no way, man.
13 rescues, all these acres to take care of yourself.
And I don't...
Hey, have your team.
I don't have a team.
Everything I do, I do by myself.
I don't have any team.
None.
Goodness.
Well, I got to hire them.
I mean, people, all these other big accounts, they got people reading their DMs and answering you.
They're not answering you.
Right.
Everything we do.
At least if you can't get answered by me, it's a miracle when I see it, then I do.
And some days I don't want to read DMs all day.
I've got, you know, I've got things to do.
I want to tweet.
I've got to research things.
I have to study politics all day long.
You know, I get up at four.
I go to bed at nine.
You know, it's seven days a week.
I do the best I can.
But, you know, some people just get mad at you.
Well, you know, it comes with it, I guess.
But I've got a great team of littermates in chat because guess what they did for me?
They dropped the link in there for me, so I just had to click on that.
And here it is.
Here's the crowd size.
I was able to get it.
Thank you, littermates!
See, everything you see on TV is a lie.
Everything's staged.
So they get the cameras, and they get all the cameras to show, look, there's 50 people there.
And then they get the people right behind them, like all these people showed.
Look at that, pitiful.
This is what we're saying.
I mean, come on now.
If you truly believe that Biden won the last election, boy, are you sorely mistaken.
And I think most people have woken up to the fact, I mean, at first I think it was just one of those things that people couldn't wrap their head around, that an election in the United States of America could ever be stolen.
But now, after they've seen this poor, pitiful performance and All of these bozos that are up there not getting anything done.
Our money is just disappearing into who knows where.
I mean, that whole thing with Buttigieg, that was the craziest thing ever.
I mean, these electric cars, oh, you know, they're not doing anything with our money, except for spending it the way they want to.
Eight, almost eight billion dollars.
Think about that.
Eight billion dollars.
They got seven charging stations.
Not seven stations, seven individual charging stations.
You know, individual ones.
So, a billion dollars a piece.
Where does the money go?
Everybody, where does the money go?
It goes in all their friends' pockets and their pockets.
Of course.
I mean, they make $166,000 a year and they come out worth $300 million.
Where do you think the money goes?
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
They keep it.
Well, and whenever I bring up the fact that it starts in California, they see if they can get away with it, and then they try it in other places.
Okay, I'm talking about the bullet train that never came.
Okay?
We're still waiting.
What, we've got like, I don't know, a couple of tracks that have been laid down?
But that money disappeared into all of their contractors' pockets.
And you know who was running those contracts?
Was Feinstein's husband.
And now she's gone, he's gone, and the money's gone.
Imagine that.
So here he is.
He's having a real hard time, while we're waiting on possible verdict, trying to explain how in the world that you've got a $7.5 billion investment that taxpayers made back in 2021.
Not a joke.
The Federal Highway Administration says only seven or eight charging stations have been produced with a seven and a half billion investment that taxpayers made back in 2021.
Why isn't that happening more quickly?
So the president's goal is to have half a million chargers up by the end of this decade.
Now, in order to do a charger, it's more than just plunking a small device into the ground.
There's utility work, and this is also really a new category of federal investment.
But we've been working with each of the 50 states.
Every one of them is getting formula dollars to do this work, engaging them.
And the first handful, again, by 2030, 500,000 chargers.
And the very first handful of chargers are now already being physically built.
Wow.
You can't spin it any other way than what it is.
It's the craziest thing.
I know.
Well, I got a roof leak this week during my vacation.
Oh, how lovely!
Especially since we're in storm season for you, almost.
Yeah, I'm like in panic mode.
I got somebody coming over hopefully this afternoon, but I can't fix this one.
A limb landed on top, and it didn't seem like much, and I got the limb off.
It was on my detached garage, and I guess it had a stick that broke off, and I guess it poked a big hole in the roof.
I mean, I can temporarily fix it, but Fix it right.
I'm hiring somebody.
Oh, you got to.
You got to have somebody.
And, yeah, so that happened to me this week.
And it rained real heavy one night.
And I'm just lucky because I got, like, it's like a five-car garage.
But I got two cars in it and a bunch of stuff.
And freezers and stuff, you know, about $50 million worth of tools.
Guys, a guy, rumors, face it.
And then there's an office in there that I made outside kennels with Monkey and Wiggles.
It's separated, so sometimes I let Monkey sleep by herself to give Wiggles a break from her trying to wrestle him with his leg.
So luckily, I had them together that night sleeping in the middle of the night, and it just poured in her room.
Sheetrock come off the roof, everything.
So that happened this weekend.
Oh my gosh.
Well, you know, the problem with where you live is truly a problem because you live in the middle of the country, so getting people out there is a big deal.
Well, I do everything myself.
I mean, I could fix this myself.
I just, I'm done with it.
I'm almost 60.
I can't do everything anymore.
I'm starting to realize that now.
Oh, you can't do everything yourself.
No, definitely not.
I mean, no.
Even if you could, think about the time.
I know.
I mean, leave it to an expert.
Let them figure it out.
So apparently there is no verdict coming yet.
The jury simply asked to have parts of Cohen's testimony and Pecker's testimony to be read back to them.
That's what that was all about.
So two Peckers.
Yeah.
They needed two Peckers' testimony.
Oh my gosh.
The whole thing's just crazy.
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Exactly.
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That's exactly what it is.
That's the way they treated everybody back then.
It's true.
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Didn't it win?
Like, God, it won all kinds of stuff.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, this is the thing.
As a nation, if you ever think that the left won't just completely do whatever it takes to win and to hurt us, like, they don't care about the American people.
They're not like us.
They are completely cut from a different cloth.
They're all about money, greed, and power, and not necessarily in that order.
And if you think that this is going to be the last time that we see COVID or something like it, like we're talking about now, you've got all of these You know, H1N1, flu, and all these other things, especially during an election year, they are turning and they have proven to use bioweapons against citizens so that they can control voting.
Nothing is out of their range of possibility of the things that they would do to hurt us as a country in order to get whatever it is that they want.
They need to be exposed for the criminals and the monsters that they actually are.
Fauci, I cannot wait until they get that guy.
And I know that President Trump will do absolutely everything in his power to make sure that he's held accountable.
AIDS, how do I feel about AIDS? I feel like AIDS was the first one that they put on us, and they created that also in a lab.
I mean, Fauci was involved in that whole thing, too.
You think it's any different?
Do you think they make up a brand new package?
They got labs all over the world, and they're making these diseases.
They're making these diseases and unleashing them on everybody so they can come up with the vaccines and make trillions of dollars.
Exactly.
And then they have another agenda, which is depopulation, and all the side effects cover that, too.
It covers all their little wish lists of these tyrant, weirdo, evil demons.
Well, I mean, just think about it, all right?
Okay, so they say that the Wuhan, right?
All right, so COVID-19 supposedly came from bat soup.
Well, AIDS supposedly came from somebody having sex with a monkey.
Okay, really?
I mean, it's from the exact same playbook.
They just get people to believe this stuff.
But they're the ones creating it, and they're the ones that are absolutely a menace to society.
Trump just made a statement.
He came out of the courtroom.
It's pretty good.
He goes, these charges are rigged.
The whole thing is rigged.
The whole country is a mess between the border and fake elections.
And you have a trial like this where the judge is so conflicted he can't breathe.
This is all because of Joe Biden, but we're going to win this election.
We're going to take back our country from these fascists and these thugs.
Oh my gosh, bless his heart.
Sounds like something we'd say.
It's so true.
Well, we have to.
We don't have a choice.
We absolutely do not have a choice.
We will not have a country left.
And the problem is, the left sees it just the same way.
They are very nervous that President Trump is going to win an overwhelming landslide, and they are going to be a bunch of trapped animals, right, in a corner, and they are going to do their best to make sure that they aren't set off to prison and never see the light of day again, which is where they belong.
They absolutely belong there.
I mean, this is treason.
This should never be allowed to happen.
Ever.
I'm just so glad that the whole country, the whole world has woken up to it.
Because for so long, when we would say that an election was stolen, oop, you would lose your platform.
When we would say that COVID came from a laboratory, oop, there goes your platform.
Oop, you're suspended.
Now everything has been proven to be true.
All of it.
And more besides.
I know.
Ridiculous.
I mean, I never get tired of being right, but seriously?
Come on now.
I know.
When is everybody going to start to realize that they're just being lied to?
But I think they are.
I mean, I'm loving that President Trump just ratioed, of course, De Niro.
I mean, he calls him small, both mentally and physically.
Yeah.
Did you see those shoes that he was wearing, Kat?
Oh my God.
He looks like an idiot.
And the funniest part was they're surrounded by yes people on set and everybody's, you're famous, give me an autograph.
And then they start this crap.
And I don't know what he thinks.
I used to like him as an actor growing up.
He's a good actor, but I won't watch anything with him in it now.
I went through my...
I have a lot of movies, you know, like a lot of people.
I'm a movie watcher.
But everything, I don't care what Goodfellas, no matter how good it was, I erased them all.
I don't want to see them.
I can't watch them.
I can erase you.
I can't watch it.
I can't watch it without knowing who they are.
I can't see into their character.
I won't even give them a chance anymore.
I just can't do it.
I love this one, though.
Look at this cover.
Wouldn't this be fun?
I mean, if time really wanted to turn things around...
That's actually...
That's the correct...
This is how it should be.
Yeah, this is what it actually looks like in life.
That's how little he is.
I mean, these are Herman Monster shoes.
Herman Monster shoes.
Imagine going around wearing kiss boots because you're 5'1".
Somebody was saying they couldn't tell if it was...
You know how dumb that makes you look?
Wow.
You might as well just be 5'1 and be proud of it.
It doesn't matter.
You can't help it.
Well, exactly.
But when you try to hide it and wear crazy, huge heels and you're still only 5'6...
Exactly.
Well, a lot of people were saying, I can't tell if he's walking forward or backwards.
You couldn't tell.
I mean, these things are really massive.
Wow.
They were yelling all kinds, go out the jet!
Oh, yeah.
Well, a lot of people are trying to say, hey, you know what, the CIA's got, just like they have politicians, I mean, the intelligence community, they don't stop with any particular sort of person, right?
I mean, they go after all of the people.
Doesn't matter.
So no one's off the table.
And Hollywood is known for the pedophilia.
They've known to have engaged in all that for years and years and years.
It's not new.
So they just use that as leverage so they can get whoever it is that they want up there, up there.
I'm loving the fact that you've got Hunter's baby mama who is talking about publishing a tell-all memoir during the Democrat National Convention.
Yeah.
The mother of Hunter Biden's illegitimate child is planning to publish a tell-all memoir about her experiences with Joe Biden's youngest son.
I'm going to buy that just to help her because the Bidens ain't helping her.
And they disown their own grandkid.
And she's the cutest little girl.
I'm going to buy it just to help her out.
Because they don't.
Well, I mean, remember, they made no secret of the fact that they were never going to welcome this adorable little girl into their family.
Ever.
Right?
They had all of the stockings up there except for hers.
And they know that this is Hunter's child.
Come on.
I will never...
I think that Jill Biden is just disgusting.
She really is.
She's absolutely just as bad as the rest of them.
Terrible.
Horrible.
But hopefully this little girl will be spared, you know, growing up in the Biden household.
So, of course, you've got her and she is going to do a tell-all, even though we've already learned pretty much all we want to learn about Hunter Biden through his laptop.
I mean, he filmed everything, every single picture, every single puff of crack and everything else that he was doing, every hooker, all of that stuff.
And yet, that laptop today is still collecting dust.
Nothing has been done about it.
Just like the Epstein client list.
Exactly.
Same thing.
They can't arrest...
Why didn't they arrest them?
Because they got them on film.
They can say, Robert De Niro, go out there and support us today.
You go, this singer, you go out and do this today.
Hey, judge, we got you on film.
Uh...
Do this.
Hey, ex-president, hey, CIA agent, we got you.
Hey, Hollywood actor, we got you.
You better come out on this little thing we're putting for the Democrat Party.
It's the FBI and CIA's dream blackmail list.
Why would they get rid of that?
Because, you know, they're crooked.
And what's so great is that we're going to have the opportunity, now that we know who's been in charge of all of this stuff, to start investigating them.
So we have a real opportunity here to turn the tables, and I hope that we do.
Because if we don't, things are going to continue down this road, and we have to stop it.
We're not going to have a country if this continues on.
I've never seen this kind of corruption.
I mean, when you start talking about...
It's just they don't even care about it.
They just want it.
They want him.
They want it to say he's...
Then they want them to build a campaign.
Yeah, he's a felon campaigning.
And it's just nobody cares.
Everybody knows it's a sham.
It's what's funny is they went down this road and he was behind Biden.
And even with DeSantis, when they started this, then he won in the biggest landslide you've ever seen.
And now he's like 16 points up on Biden and up huge on every swing state.
And they just can't stop themselves.
They can't stop it.
They keep thinking this is going to...
I mean, do you understand that every single time you do this, he goes up five more points in the poll?
Every time.
He should keep going to...
He's wasting his time.
Go to the swing stakes.
No.
Go to places and talk to them.
People can change their mind when you do that.
I'm telling you.
I remember Rush Limbaugh was telling...
Rush Limbaugh, the greatest...
Was always, when Trump was running, going, hey, go to California.
Go to these blue states and talk to them.
Even, if nothing else, when you go into their home, right, when you go into their living room, and you can draw 100,000 people like he did in New Jersey, and you go inside their living room and do it, and you know that he can't draw, what, one quarter of a...
One-twentieth of a high school gymnasium.
Man, the visual of that and the minds it changes across the country, you wouldn't believe.
It's so true.
It is absolutely so true.
Go everywhere.
Talk to everybody.
Well, and he needs to.
And the reason why you've got Biden, who's got Jill Biden, and you'll see Obama, and you'll see Michelle Obama.
You'll see all the crew, right, that'll come out, right, all of these traitors to America that will start...
You know, basically campaigning on Joe's behalf until if he is replaced.
But the thing about it is...
The jury just requested to re-hear the judge's instructions.
The complicated ones?
Yeah, which means that's not good.
I don't think that's a good sign because, you know, probably two or three or four people already said, this is ridiculous.
But they won't have to re-read it so they can, you know...
They can hash that out.
Yeah, we want you to understand it.
Let me explain it to you.
This crooked ass, losing traitor, treasonous, I think, He just made up some kind of jury nose to where there's no way he can be not guilty.
It's impossible.
Exactly.
I know.
This is the thing.
They're making up the rules as they go along because they just want the conviction.
That's all this is about.
Hopefully there are people on that jury with a conscience.
I really hope that there is.
But I have a question, just a real quick one.
Newly unsealed motion confirms someone...
In Trump's world, attorney, question mark, agreed to become cooperating witness for government in Jack Smith's classified documents case.
Any clue who that may be?
Anybody want to venture a guess?
Well, he's had a lot of lawyers.
Who's of the lawyers that's turned against him so far?
Jenna Ellis.
I'm not holding back.
Wouldn't surprise me.
Nope.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
Nope.
I'm just going to throw that little name on out there.
Because why not?
She was quite a disappointment and continues to be.
And then, real quick, just because I saw this one on your page, one of the things that I was able to see, the Calvin Coolidge Project.
You've got the Texas Speaker of the House, Dade Fellin, has officially defeated David Covey in the Texas State House 21st District Republican Party.
He won by 366 votes.
Democrats!
Yes, they voted for him.
He's the drunk guy that tried to get Kim Paxson eliminated.
So he's in Austin, the liberal town.
He gets a pair of slurring drunk all the time.
And he...
He put 13 state Democrats.
He gave them the job of Republicans.
And what do they do?
They turn around and say, hey, you give us these jobs?
When it's your primary time, we'll make sure we get you over the line.
The whole thing's corrupt.
And why would anybody in a primary, if you're a Democrat or Republican, either side, let the other side vote in that primary?
It's just got rigged and written all over it.
It absolutely has.
So, jeez, this is what we've got.
But this is what they did.
I mean, this is what they did to save Mike Johnson, too.
So now, all of a sudden, people are starting to see that we absolutely have a uniparty, that these battles need to be fought in the primaries to make sure that we get rid of all of these people that have created this establishment ruling.
You know, the tyrants that they are, they're not even hiding it anymore.
We have a lot of work to do, not only in our own party, but also on the primary level.
And we need to start primarying them.
Get them out of there.
We the people need to start speaking up and getting engaged.
All right, everybody.
Well, tomorrow I'm going to do an extra half hour.
Cat's going to be tied up because he's got so many things going on at the Cat Turd Ranch.
Got a leaky roof I'm trying to deal with.
He has got, yeah.
I might do it.
I just got to see because I got somebody coming over either this afternoon or tomorrow and they're like, you know, I got to be there when they're coming and it's kind of in my timeline.
Exactly.
He's going to be hit and miss, but regardless, I'm going to make sure that you all get your half hour Tuesday afternoon, but it's just going to happen on a Thursday because we missed it on Tuesday so we can make it up to you.
And if you're stuck with me, I'm sorry.
That's just the way it's gonna have to be.
But anyway, I hope you all have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
Please pray for Fleet Admiral James.
And we will see you later.
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