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Jack Smith - Postponed Indefinitely | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 563 - 5/8/2024
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Today is Wednesday, May 8th, 2024, episode number 563.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What was that?
Oh my gosh.
How are you?
You sound a little frisky.
Oh yeah, I'm doing good.
Good.
Feeling a little better today than you have been since that pull in the back?
Yeah, it's getting a little better.
It's getting a little better.
Oh my gosh.
Well, a little bit later on.
I moved to pastor today, so...
Well, a little bit later on...
The back pasture.
I've got a little...
Well, see, that's the thing.
You can't let that yard of yours get out of control or else it's going to be a jungle.
I mean...
Gosh, it grows.
It's like Jumanji.
It is.
It's literally Jumanji.
There is no days off for you in that effort.
And, you know, I was going to do the contagion kit...
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So when I saw this one, I said, okay, maybe this will help you, Kat, because it really will improve your tissue and everything else.
Like I said, you can't get out of mowing that lawn.
I mean, there's no way.
Yeah, it's not really a lawn.
It's more like bush hogging a pasture.
That's exactly what it is.
And then you've got doggy holes that you run over, and I'm sure that feels just wonderful on your back every time you go...
That sweetie's a digging machine, buddy.
I'll bet.
It's her.
She's the worst.
Isn't that something?
Nobody else really digs but her.
Oh my.
Well, President Trump really knocked this post right on out of the park.
Says exactly what everybody is thinking.
And it's really true.
Can you imagine how he must feel right now with all of these court cases, all of this money, the fact that he's running for president, and yet he is hung up and strung out in this nonsense?
It's ridiculous.
And you're just watching them fall.
Ridiculous misdemeanor bookkeeping error that they've tried to turn into 36 felonies somehow.
It's the most ridiculous, dumb crap.
And all this crap with dummy on the...
All these people on the stand.
And by the way, before you read it, Jim Jordan and somebody else just recommended...
Michael Cohen for criminal charges.
I saw it.
Absolutely.
I saw it.
Well, here's the thing.
They've all been able to get away with this.
And I was so glad.
Seriously, one of the things that everybody has been asking over and over again is where are the Republicans?
And the fact that they haven't been present and they haven't been doing anything has gotten everybody upset.
Because it's like, okay, so you're supposed to work for our party and you're doing absolutely nothing on Other than allow, you know, the left to just completely destroy not only our party, our country, our laws, and everything else.
You're just going to sit back and do nothing?
So yes, I did see that.
And it was James Comer and Jim Jordan who have referred Michael Cohen to the DOJ for criminal prosecution for lying to Congress under oath.
Looks like he's going to be seeking a pardon.
Oh, From the big guy, our real big guy, the real winner, which is President Trump.
So he goes on to say this.
He says, it's really a bad feeling to have your constitutional right to free speech, such a big part of life in our country, so unfairly taken from you, especially when all of the sleazebags, lowlifes, and grifters that you oppose are allowed to say absolutely anything They want.
It is hard to sit back and listen to lies and false statements being made against you, knowing that if you respond, even in the most modest fashion, you are told by a corrupt and highly conflicted judge that you will be put in prison.
Maybe for a long period of time.
This fascist mindset is all coming from D.C. It is a sophisticated hit job on crooked Joe Biden's political opponent, me.
Judges in Goron and Kaplan, also of New York, are equally corrupt, only in different ways.
What these thugs are doing is an attack on the Republican Party and our once great nation itself.
Our First Amendment must stand free and strong.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Good for Trump.
I mean, I was so proud of this.
When I read this one, I was just, oh my gosh.
It gave me chills because it's true.
No one has ever been attacked like this.
Oh, my God.
It's insane, but like Democrats always do, and liberals always overplay their hand until it hurts them, and that's what they're doing.
And it's a runaway train now, and they can't stop it.
It's killing them politically, though, so I'm going to keep it going.
Oh, absolutely.
And for all of those Republicans out there that have not even squeaked up to this point, we're watching you too.
I hope we get that bacon out.
Are we going to fry that bacon and get him out of Congress?
I mean, he has done absolutely no one any favors.
I hope we can start there.
But he's like 40 points up.
Of course, because of all the money.
It's the money.
They just run money into it.
It's name recognition and people just...
It's the voters now, you know?
If you don't get out and get rid of these people...
I mean...
Man...
I know.
Getting fooled by these people.
I mean, God dang.
I mean, there's people that I respect online today in the Republican Party.
We're passing a bill for free fair elections for voter ID, and they come out, Mike Johnson, the traitor and fake Christians out there.
And I'm like, are y'all really going to fall for this?
Are you really going to fall for this?
Oh, about time.
I mean, this is great.
No, it's not great.
How many times have we got to say?
They voted.
They gave the Democrats everything they wanted in the budget.
Mike Johnson could have stopped warrantless spying taps.
Owned conservatives, not Democrats.
They don't spy on Democrats.
Didn't.
$100 billion to other countries, wars and nothing.
And now here comes the red meat.
They get up there.
We're going to pass this.
And look at us.
And we need to close the border.
That's words, not actions.
And then it's never going to pass the Senate.
Not in a million years.
Can't get past a veto from Biden.
It's kabuki theater to make everybody go, look, they're doing something finally.
They're not doing anything.
They know they can't get it past the Congress.
I mean, the House.
Don't be fooled by this.
I'm telling you, this is what they do.
You have to know their patterns until they get out of this ridiculous pattern.
I told you what they were going to do when they got the house and they've done everything.
They're going to throw you red meat.
Remember, we're going to get rid of the 60,000 IRS agents knowing it's never going to get past the sin.
Everybody's going, oh, look, they're doing great.
They're not doing anything, people.
They're not doing anything that we have been begging for this entire time.
They should have done that on day one.
They gave the farm away.
It's over.
Exactly.
And it's not only that.
I mean, while I am very happy to see that they are now acknowledging the fact that our elections have been tampered with, it's a little late in the game.
They should have been standing side by side, President Trump, the last couple of years and acknowledging the fact that the election was stolen and doing something about it.
They did nothing.
They did absolutely nothing.
Voting-wise, action-wise, they've already gave the farm away to Democrats.
The Democrats, everything they wanted, Mike Johnson gave them.
Every single thing Biden wanted, he gave them.
And that's over.
They're not going to have votes like that anymore.
He gave it all away.
Now here it comes.
Here's the trick.
They get in the back room.
Okay, here's what we got to do.
Now they're going to say, okay, we're going to pass voter ID laws.
Then we're going to vote for the biggest border bill ever.
And then we're going to for free and fair elections.
And then against all these DAs that are charging Trump with everything.
And here they come with that red meat.
Words, words, words.
They know it will never pass the Senate.
And I can promise you, if they had the Senate Republicans and Trump was there, they wouldn't do any of this stuff.
None of it.
If they knew it could pass, they wouldn't even do it.
They're slime balls.
Don't fall for this crap.
They're also worried about their own elections and they should be.
They absolutely should be because we're going to make sure that they don't get a penny from our coffers to make sure that they are all replaced, every single last one of them.
So what we're talking about here is when you had Speaker Johnson, we didn't play it yesterday on the show because we're just tired of his lies and tired of him, quite honestly.
He had a news conference yesterday on voter eligibility legislation.
And so you had House Speaker Mike Johnson, Representative Chip Roy, and others who held this news conference on the steps of the U.S. Capitol on the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Save Act.
The bill requires proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections, which we should have anyway.
I mean, this should have been done immediately.
It definitely is, but this is kabuki theater.
It can't get past the Senate.
They're going to get up there and try to get red meat, and then that's it.
Senate failed.
Let's say a miracle happened, and all the Democrats go for it, which not one's going to vote for it.
Then Biden's going to veto it.
It's a waste of time.
We're on election year.
You're wasting time because you know everybody hates your guts now.
They just, that's exactly it.
And they want to finish strong because they know that they have blown it.
They have completely blown it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Words, words, words, words, words.
I mean, while I'm for this, and don't get us wrong, we're for this.
We absolutely believe it.
We're for it, but it can't pass.
Right.
It's a waste of time.
This is just to get a big...
And then the election comes up, and they're going to do commercials, and they're going to do this, and it's going to say, the Republicans voted for...
Yeah, all this stuff, they're going to just start throwing all these bills in there and pass them, and everybody's going to pass them.
They're going to die in the Senate, and then none of it's going to get passed.
So all this is kabuki theater, and they're going to, oh, look, we passed the biggest border bill ever.
We passed, the Republican Congress passed the voter safe law.
We voted the can't get Trump law, and they're going to run on this stuff after What they really did and what really matters is the bills that go all the way and get passed for law.
And what did they do?
They screwed us on the budget.
They basically gave Biden the Green New Deal.
They sent all the money to foreign wars.
And they gave the FBI everything they wanted to spy on us.
And well, not only us, but on President Trump, because that continues on.
Right.
And you can see exactly how they've tried to destroy him.
They funded every single one of those lawsuits.
Right.
They allowed them to continue to go on.
And now, all of a sudden, they're trying to go for a Hail Mary pass.
Well, the gig is up.
We've already been through these last few years with the Republicans.
Do nothings is what I like to refer to them as.
And here we sit.
Now, while I'm in total agreement, it's still late.
Don't doubt me.
Don't doubt me.
When they were screwing us over the last month, And they sit in a room by themselves.
They're going, okay, we're just going to piss off the base, but we're going to give everything, you know, we're war pigs.
So we're going to fund the war.
We're going to make sure the FBI gets the warrantless.
We're doing nothing for the border.
And then after it's over, people have short memories.
We've got six months before the election, five, six good, solid months.
So we're just going to pass one red meat bill after another.
I know it won't pass, but they're, you know, they're too dumb to know it.
Don't doubt me.
This is exactly what they do.
Don't be fooled by this.
Keep the hammer down on that piece of crap, Mike Johnson.
Absolutely.
Oh, but my favorite truth was last night, in the middle of the night, Trump did.
Oh, I saw that one.
Oh, that was so cute.
I loved it.
Yeah.
I spotted ratings challenge Lawrence O'Donnell of MSNDC in the courtroom today.
I haven't seen him in years.
He looks like shit.
real loser.
Oh my gosh, just a little snark there.
See, I mean, I'll take mean tweets any day of the week and, you know, low gas prices and a closed border and a free country.
No World War III. Exactly, where you can say and do what you please.
I mean, then all of this.
I mean, this stuff with Biden is just, it's gotten so out of control.
I mean, the things that they are even proposing right now.
Are incredible.
I mean, this is like a complete weaponization.
And we all know it.
We know exactly what they're up to.
We've been watching.
And the thing about it is that the Republicans know that they're in danger as well.
So they're doing everything that they can to try to, like you say, put on a big show on the way out.
So Mike Johnson now is calling for all cases against Trump to be dropped.
It's the weaponization of our justice system.
Where you been, clown?
Mm-hmm.
I'm calling for that.
I'm calling for everything.
I'm Mr.
Conservative with my mouth.
Of course, I vote with the Democrats, but my mouth, I'm going to hit the speaker.
We're going to get mad.
I might even slam my gavel down a few times because I'm mad.
Oh, these people are so phony.
I knew they were going to do this because it's a big plan.
And they're thinking, you guys are too damn dumb.
They think you're stupid and you've got short memories and that you're not going to care.
And they can do what they want.
And it's just got to end.
These people have to get voted out.
Totally.
They absolutely do.
And we have some big opportunities.
If you can't primary them this time, get them next time.
But you better stop voting them.
There's nobody up there, Republican, that really deserves not to be primary.
There's like five of them.
Right.
I agree.
That's it.
I completely agree.
It's time to come just to stop sending the same people back.
Idiots.
Yeah, you can't.
I mean, because we're really at fault if we keep sending them back there.
So we've got to have a joined effort to make sure that that doesn't happen anymore.
But see, look who's got his eye on the prize already, right?
Not only does he have his primary coming up, meaning Judas Johnson, and that is in 2025, but the swamp always wins.
Mike Johnson expects to lead the House Republicans after the election.
Oh, great.
So we're going to have another Paul Ryan on our hands?
No.
No.
Ring those phones off the hook and get in touch with your representative and let them know this is a no-go.
Absolutely not.
And I hope someone is talking to President Trump and putting the pressure on him to say, when you get back into the Oval, we don't want the first four years to go the way they did with, of course, Paul Ryan, who's just as creepy and sleazy as they get.
God, that guy's a slime ball.
Yes, and he's talking about how he's going to write in this time.
Listen to this bozo.
Character is too important to me.
And it's a job that requires the kind of character that he just doesn't have.
Having said that, I really disagree with Biden on policy.
I wrote in a Republican the last time.
I'm going to write in a Republican this time.
You're going to write in a Republican?
Yeah.
I don't know who yet.
So he's throwing away his vote just because.
And nobody cares, you drunk.
God, I can tell by people's face, man.
He's a drunk.
He's really swollen.
He looks really bad.
But let's face it, I mean, you know, he had the chance to do something really great for the party and for the country, and he completely backstayed.
He's a sellout, squishy, weak guy.
That bushy war pig, sellout fraud, just like Boehner was.
Since Newt Gingrich, they didn't have the speakership for 40 years before then, so in 70 years.
70 damn years we've had one decent Republican speaker, Newt Gingrich.
That's it.
And then he just blew it, and then you had the Senate that blew it, and everybody else, and it was coordinated.
And that's what people are starting to recognize now.
And I'm so glad that people are calling it what it is.
It's the Uniparty, and it's them against us, and that's how it's going to stay.
But yeah, he completely, you've got Speaker Johnson over here.
He would love to just hold on to that for the lifetime of his tenure.
I don't think so.
No, somebody needs to start letting President Trump know we don't want another one of these clowns on our hands.
We do not want another Paul Ryan.
I just posted another Biden gaffe.
If you want to play it, it's four seconds.
Oh, isn't he?
He is just the one where he just can't even speak?
Is that the one you're referring to?
Liz Shuler is the president of...
Oh, what did he just say is right.
I've got that one uploaded.
Listen to this nonsense.
Liz Shuler, president of LCA, I thank you for all you do for the benefit of the American Union movement.
What?!
I'll do it one more time.
Our government makes no sense and this resident makes even less sense.
President of LCA, I thank you for all you do for the benefit of the American Union Movement.
Mind's gone.
God, he's an idiot.
Oh my gosh.
He started telling lie stories again today, and he was going, not joking!
You know it's a lie when he says that.
Constantly.
He's got his tells, but this is just, I mean, his mind is gone.
It is, Kat.
And it's ridiculous that we're even entertaining something like this at this point.
I mean, most people, when you hear someone say that they're going to vote for Biden, which I do hear.
I do hear that here.
I just can't help but just start laughing.
I mean, I completely crack up because I'm like, really?
Okay.
And I don't even want to ask you why.
And I generally will just walk away now.
I mean...
Yeah, you're the one that needs the cognitive test.
Yes, exactly.
In fact, I'm really happy to see that there are a lot of comedians and it's a spinoff of the whole Netflix thing.
But, I mean, seriously, this is really good to see comedians speaking out about it now.
And I got this one from your page.
You've got to watch this.
Works for the Biden administration.
This is really my reaction whenever I hear somebody say, I'm going to vote for Biden.
Listen.
Nick, what do you do for letting me know?
You work for the Biden administration.
Is it your job to wake them up or what's your job?
What do you do for the Biden administration?
What a shitshow of a job you have.
I can't believe you admitted that in front of Alistair.
You have the freedom to lie.
You could have said you were a hooker and I wouldn't have been proud of you.
What do you do?
I travel to Southern states.
Brrrr.
You go to the South and try to sell on a fight?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What's your fucking job?
Hey, listen, I know you guys want Trump, but fighting, I mean...
Wow.
Are you ready to be unemployed?
What's your vibe?
Are you ready to be unemployed?
Oh my gosh.
Well, see, what's really great about this is that this happened at the Laugh Factory.
So it's spreading.
It's spreading with all of these comedians.
They do not want to lose their audience.
They have got so many opportunities to call out what's happening right now, and they're not going to pass these up.
This is wonderful news for all of us.
This goes to show you the shift in the country.
You know, for so long you had comedians that were hunkered down.
Oh, they didn't want to offend anybody.
Oh, they didn't want to upset anybody.
Don't want to, you know, tap on that.
And now all of a sudden people are laughing.
It's almost like a coming out party.
Like, whew, thank goodness that reign of terror is over.
It was nothing but depressing.
Yeah, the dams broke.
It did.
There's a seismic shift going on right now.
I don't know if everybody's noticed, but not just in politics, but in the black community, Hispanic community, and the comedy that we just saw.
Yes.
There's a seismic shift going on, and people are just like, they're done with Biden.
They are done with the whole thing and they're done with the facade and they're tired of pretending and they're tired of being, you know, completely, you know, not allowed to say how they actually feel or to be funny.
Some of these things are written in their contract that they cannot do things like make fun of the current administration or get involved in one thing or another.
And now they're like, how much material have we missed out on the last couple of years?
Let's do this.
They're going to blow it up.
You get ready to laugh.
It's coming.
It absolutely is.
And with that will be an absolute landslide win for President Trump.
The Democrats can no longer hide who they actually are.
They're tyrants.
They're commies.
They're the worst of the worst.
And you're going to see it.
And it's because of all of your efforts.
It truly is.
It's because you're unafraid to speak to your neighbors and your friends about what's actually really going on with this government.
People are tired of this.
I also saw this one and it was fun.
It was really fun.
And it was the one about Hochul and about, you know, the kids in the Bronx.
So while we're on a laughing spree, let's enjoy this one as well, because it's just absurd what the left gets away with.
They're about as racist as you could possibly get.
Listen to this.
Young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word computer is.
They don't know.
They don't know these things.
And I want the world to open up to all of them because when you have their diverse voices, innovating solutions through technology, then you're really addressing society's broader challenges.
Goodness sakes!
I thought that was beautifully done.
I just laughed and laughed and laughed because you know what?
That's essentially what she's saying.
Maybe she's got brain worms like RFK Jr.
What in the world?
Oh my gosh, I haven't ever laughed so hard at that.
Today has just been a complete joke.
I know.
I said he had a dead brain worm.
I said he died, you know, he starved to death, that worm.
Oh, wow.
I mean, really, Kat?
How wild.
And he gets up there.
I mean, and somebody did this meme, which I thought was hilarious.
Of course, we have Worm Boy, so don't confuse him with Worm Boy.
But brain worms.
You've got...
This whole thing has been a psyop.
I mean, when President Trump was calling people out, from what I understand, from somebody that knows a lot that's going on with the whole thing, there were a lot of people, three of Vivek's top campaign staff, they were following and doing the whole influence program for RFK. And that's who I believe Trump's campaign was basically referring to Anybody and everybody that's getting paid to shill and
to do that will not be considered.
So we'll see how that whole thing goes.
But yeah, you'll find them in all kinds of places.
Some of these people and quote-unquote influencers, whatever that is, they just go for whoever, whatever pays them.
Right?
They don't care.
They're not in it for, you know.
Ain't no better to even ask me if it's not Trump.
Oh, boy.
I think we've been written off a long time ago.
Oh, my God.
The Republican Party candidates keep contacting me, and I'm definitely helping the one against Bacon because he's not in there yet.
Oh, definitely.
I mean, they're just like, hey, can you know?
Don't contact me again.
Mm-hmm.
Well, I mean...
I don't like anybody telling me what to say.
That's why.
Once you affiliate with any party, even Trump campaign, you know, people will call you and, hey, man, you need to tone it down.
Hey, can you do this?
Can you do this?
Can you do this?
And then you're not authentic no more, no matter who it is.
That's exactly right.
Because that's what they're going to do once they start paying you some money.
So that's why I'm never taking money from anybody, no matter how much it is.
I just don't do it.
I want to say what I want to say.
Well, you go with what you know, not with what you're being told to say and told to do.
There's quite a difference.
And the person that you are referring to, the one that we want to get into Congress, is Dan Frey.
And this is for the 2nd Congressional District of Nebraska.
And I did a post for him as well, because I'm telling you something, it affects each and every single one of us.
Every time another Rhino gets back up into de-sleaze.
They absolutely, you know, hurt us in more ways than one.
And it doesn't just hurt the people in their district.
It hurts us all.
So I always reach across because I don't have much here in, you know, in Southern California as far as candidates go.
I mean, Adam Schiff is my representative, just to give you an idea.
So I always try to get involved in other races because I feel like that voice will benefit in some way.
So here you've got a choice and make sure that you use it.
And anybody in Nebraska that you know, reach out to them and tell them that Dan Frey, that's who they need to go for.
Over Don Bacon.
Get rid of that greasy bacon.
Not in your kitchen.
But in the Capitol.
He's exactly like Liz Cheney, but he's a male.
And then after he votes, he literally is coming out now.
And they're going, we're doing the bigger...
He's sponsoring with three people.
After he voted for wireless tap, after he voted for the Biden budget, after he voted for all the money overseas, then he's coming out.
We are sponsoring a bill.
That's all he does on his page.
The strongest border bill ever.
And then he's going to go campaign.
I'm sponsoring the strongest border bill.
It's fake.
He's got a 43% liberty score F. Exactly.
It's Liz Cheney.
And then he goes, after he votes on something and screws you in the back, he goes on Twitter and mocks you.
He says, this guy is an absolute insufferable prick.
That's why we got to get the word out.
And if we all do what we do best, we can help in this effort.
And if we aren't successful this time around, we will be successful later.
Now, whether that means that he gets the hint that, uh-oh, you know what?
I'm on a little bit of unstable ground.
I'm going to have to start making it up to my constituents.
They are paying attention.
I better behave or I will be primary next time.
Or whether we can go ahead and get Dan Frey up there Right now.
Which would be amazing.
And it would be a huge upset.
And it would make every single head turn in Congress saying, what just happened?
What just happened?
Maybe I'm next.
That's how we get our country back.
Because we've got so much housecleaning to do up there in Congress.
It's just a swamp.
Just a horrible swamp.
So, we have got Georgia Court of Appeals.
They agree to review President Trump's appeal to disqualify disgraced Fulton County DA Fannie Willis from the RICO case.
What took them so long?
Yeah, who's got a married boyfriend she puts in charge of the prosecution.
You get rid of all of them, not just one of them, not just the boyfriend.
You get rid of the whole group, right?
Not only that, you have the double-scanned ballots in 2020.
This was a huge deal.
The 2020 recount.
The investigation confirms that they are missing ballot images.
Yes, there are 380,761.
Not 17.
Not 17, 384,000.
It would have changed the whole election.
They're cheating.
We were the first to say here on the show, no, they are doing the 2,000 mules.
They are doing the 51 intelligent agents.
They're cheating all the ways that we know they're cheating.
But the truth is they're in the back feeling that they went there.
They knew they were going to win because they had in a warehouse 40 to 60 to 100,000, whatever they needed.
They probably had 100,000 more they could have sent.
And then they quit.
They had them pre-filled out for Biden, and then they got everybody out of there and shut it down, brought them in, kicked out the Republican inspectors, and then, you know, covered up the window, said there was a water leak, and they just brought them in.
We see them.
They brought them in.
We saw them coming in in vans.
Oh, my gosh.
They pre-filled them out.
They weren't mailing ballots.
And how Governor Kemp and Rafsenberger are still sitting up there, right, in their prominent positions when they are the reason why all of this happened.
They need to step down immediately.
They need to be fully investigated.
We know exactly who they have been coordinating with.
We know.
We've seen them with the Soros types and all those closed-door meetings.
But here they are.
They're starting to put the pieces of the puzzle together.
Listen to this exchange.
Does the investigation confirm that there are missing ballot images?
Yes.
Yes.
Do you know why 380,761 ballot images from Election Day machine count are not available?
We subpoenaed Fulton County for all of their ballot images.
We received approximately 518,000 ballot images.
From Election Day?
Those are for the recount.
Those are from the recount, but we have no ballot images for 380,761 ballots from Election Day, correct?
What was subpoenaed was the ballot images for the recount because that's what this case was about, not the Election Day.
Does Fulton County know why there are not 380,761 ballot images from Election Day?
As with the investigators, we have not been apprised of this allegation.
This is the first I'm hearing about it.
I have no idea what the basis of that allegation is, and so we would have to...
Would Fulton County agree that every vote should have a ballot image?
Oh, wow.
Probably cheated like hell.
They certainly did.
And Kemp and Rapsenberger, they knew all about it, of course.
Oh yeah, they were in on it.
They were, 100%.
So, you know how Mike Johnson is sitting up there?
Judas Johnson is sitting there posturing?
Alright, well, Kemp is too.
He knows the secret's out.
And so, Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signs three major election integrity bills into law ahead of 2024 presidential election.
Good God!
I know.
What's your tell?
That's it.
Right there.
He knows exactly.
It's out of the bag.
And how it was done, how it was coordinated, what he failed to do, and everything else.
Now all of a sudden, you've got this in play.
So Governor Brian Kemp made a significant move on Tuesday by signing three pivotal pieces of legislation that aimed to reshape Georgia's election procedures in preparation for the 2024 presidential elections.
The new legislation, the House Bill 974, House Bill 1207, and Senate Bill 189, aimed to enhance ballot security voter eligibility verification and auditing protocols in the battleground state.
Three of them.
them.
So you have House Bill 974.
It amends the election procedures in Georgia Primary concerning the security and auditing of ballots.
So the key provisions of the bill is this.
All right, so you've got ballot security.
It mandates that ballots used in optical...
Scan voting system and ballot marking devices be printed on paper with a visible watermark security feature.
This watermark must identify the paper as an official Georgia ballot, ensuring the authenticity while maintaining voter anonymity.
So then you've got two, scanning and posting of ballots.
The bill requires that all absentee ballots be scanned to create a digital image with a resolution of at least 600 dots per inch.
These scanned images are to be maintained in a statewide system which the Secretary of State is tasked to establish and manage.
Three, risk-limiting audits.
It expands the type of contest subject to risk-limiting audits, which use statistical methods to ensure the accuracy of election outcomes.
The law defines the parameters for these audits, including the maximum Statistical probability that an incorrect outcome could go undetected.
Then you've got a pilot program for number four for auditing using optical character recognition.
So you've got a pilot program is to be created to audit paper ballots using optical character recognition.
Recognition Technology This audit will focus on verifying the human-readable text on ballots, excluding any machine-readable codes like QR codes.
Public Transparency The bill also includes provisions to enhance transparency, requiring that audit processes be conducted in public view and that details the audits be made available to the public promptly.
So this is how he wants to be seen.
That he's the guy that's going to get this done.
So nothing like this ever happens again.
Folks, the cat's out of the back.
We already know.
We've seen it.
We watched it.
We know what happened in...
2020.
And we know that they are posturing to do the exact same thing, and worse, for 2024.
So now the people that were a part of this whole scam are trying to correct it because they don't want to be drugged down with it.
But it's too late for them.
We know what they did, and we know what they allowed.
So while this is good, again, this is good.
Yeah, because he's going to win Georgia now, for sure.
It's over already.
It may enforce it.
So here you go.
Believe me, all these old ways they cheated, they're thinking of new ways to cheat right now.
Oh, absolutely.
They're not going to do the mules.
They're not going to do all this.
They're going to do something else.
It's illegal aliens.
That's what it is.
It's people on your voter rolls.
That's what they've been doing.
They're writing their names down.
They're filling out ballots for them right now.
100%.
That's what all of this nonsense and chaos at the border is about.
They're looking to steal it.
They don't care about the American citizen.
They don't care about your votes being canceled out.
No, they want anybody here.
Also in the census, right?
I mean, they pack those censuses with people that don't even live here.
They're illegals.
And that's how they're able to keep their seats in Congress.
Even though people from my state move to your state, they just replace them with people so that they don't lose the seats.
That's how they win, over and over and over again.
That's why they're always in the majority, at least in government, not as far as governance, because we the people don't like them at all.
We would vote them out in a second.
But this is their protection.
These are the things that people are now starting to recognize and want to fix, and I'm so glad for it.
I'm so glad that there is a path to correct it.
Anybody that is here illegally needs to be sent right back to their own country immediately.
I hope he starts deporting people.
I hope everybody starts crying about it.
They shouldn't ever come here.
And as soon as he starts deporting, they're going to say, oh, they're sending these poor kids back.
You're going to hear the biggest bull crap from the Democrats.
Shouldn't have been here.
They can cry all day long.
They could deport every single person in this country illegally, and I'm happy about it.
Mm-hmm.
They don't have no business being here.
And if they want to be legal citizens, fine.
Wait in line like everybody else.
I mean, would you put it up if they had a movie and you waited four hours for this movie, the greatest movie ever, and you were like fifth in line, you got there four hours early, and then the whole 20 people just come and cut it in front right when it started?
Would you accept that?
Then how would you accept it from taking over your country like that?
Gosh.
But that's how they've done it.
I mean, look at LA. You can go around.
You can talk to people in LA all day long.
They're like, I have no idea why people keep voting for it.
They're not voting for it.
As soon as an illegal comes in to LA, they go straight to the DMV. Then they are rewarded with a driver's license.
They are put into our voter rolls.
We've had 1.9 million the last couple of years, and then years before that, 1.9 million that are removed from the- I have to show my driver's license when I vote here in Florida.
We don't have to do that here.
Are you kidding?
No.
I mean, I have to go in, and there's somebody, and you give them their license, and they check it over, and they check it over, and then they check the box, and then they give you a paper ballot, you fill it out.
Oh my gosh.
And then they give you your license back.
No, I have got so many friends.
Okay, so like my married friends, it's really funny because they'll get three ballots generally.
One for each one of them and then one where they put her last name and his last name together to form a person.
I've seen this multiple times.
And it's like, what?
Wait, how did they get this, you know, Smith Johnson?
Well, that's how.
They just create them and they just send them out.
Yep.
So we have got some more breaking news here.
You've got Representative Real Annapolina, who filed a resolution to hold A.G. Merrick Garland in contempt of Congress for refusing to respond to two congressional subpoenas.
Inherent contempt of Congress is rarely used congressional power that's different from the normal contempt of Congress citation that's sent from the DOJ for enforcement.
Under the inherent contempt proceedings, the House or Senate has its sergeant-at-arms or deputy to take a person into custody for proceedings to be held in Congress.
Yes, this means that the House SAA can possibly arrest A.G. Merrick Garland.
Things are about to get interesting.
Yeah, if they voted for it, but the Republicans, they'll never get together and vote on anything.
You'll have somebody like Don Bacon.
We're going to stir up the rule of law and principles and principles and principles.
That's why we gotta...
Oh, by the way, we're taking off a long weekend on Memorial Day coming up soon.
We are!
Yes, we are!
Okay, so we're going to do the Friday before Memorial Day, and then Memorial Day is on the 27th.
So it's going to be Friday the 24th, and then we'll be back on the 28th.
Tuesday.
Yep.
We're really just playing Friday and Monday off, because we're always off the weekend, so...
Yep.
And then I'll take off my Saturday show too.
Yep.
Just so I can take a breather.
So you can take a breather.
Everybody can kind of chill.
Breathe.
Breathe.
Yes.
Oxygen works.
We don't start malfunctioning, which can happen.
When you do a show six days a week, it definitely, you have some high times and then you have some real low times.
Let me tell you, there are plenty of those.
But this is a good sign.
At least they know that the American people are watching them and they're starting to get a little nervous about their footing in Congress.
No one is doing that whole thing where people just used to vote just to vote red anymore.
They're not.
They've had enough of it.
And especially with Biden.
I mean, the Gallup poll, confidence in Biden's economic leadership is historically low.
Wonder why.
It's true.
And then you've got, of course, Russia over here.
I mean, the world is seeing what's happening under this dummy that can't even speak.
Russia has responded to the provocative statements and threats by Western officials with nuclear drills and threats of its own.
Thank you very much.
Things have just escalated.
It's all escalate with these clowns, man.
It's never peace talks.
It's never de-escalated.
I don't care where it is.
The only one that's ever been peace in our time was Trump.
He actually talks about peace.
That's why he signed peace deals, because he's actually talked about it.
It is absolutely the truth, too.
And you could see how different life was like.
I mean, it's...
I mean, you got...
Lindsey Graham actually went over to Russia, met with Zelensky, cokehead, and said...
Ukraine.
And said, we give you money, you give us dead Russians.
And I liked that deal.
Is that not incredible that somebody would...
Think about that.
Yeah.
These people, Don, are 17-, 18-year-old kids, have nothing to do with politics.
You're celebrating them dying on either side.
They've never cared about people.
They don't care about humanity.
You give us red Russians.
Is this 1942?
Good God.
Well, they're starting to warn.
I mean, Chip Roy is starting to sound the alarm.
Things that we've known forever.
If you look at Europe, you can look at the path that it's taking right now, right?
So Chip Roy has flagged real concerns that Sharia law will be forced upon the American people.
People in power would love that, right?
Have all of your rights completely stripped away.
Islam and all of that.
The ideology that goes along with it, of course.
So he issued a strong warning about where the ongoing illegal alien invasion of America could potentially lead.
And it's not a happy place.
I mean, look at what's happened in London.
Look at what's happened in Europe.
Look at what's happened in the European countries as a result Of letting all of these people in.
They're not assimilating at all.
They're not.
Doing absolutely, completely the opposite.
And here in America, you've got all of these stories, which are very true, where they are policing their own neighborhoods.
They're acting as if they're, you know, police officers in a way.
And they're not.
They're going to take the authority.
They're going to take the power regardless.
They will not assimilate at all.
So I don't know what it's going to take.
Ever.
Of course not.
It's something else.
I mean, and then, you know, all of these programs, right?
Thanks, Gavin Newsom.
San Francisco nonprofit dedicated to providing services to the homeless is accused of $100,000 in fraud.
All these programs, everybody sticks it in.
There's no accountability to any of this stuff.
So we're going to give it to a homeless and give it to some crook that runs the place, and he gives it up to all his friends and buddies, and they're out there in strip bars the next night.
It's what's happening, I'm telling you.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, we've got a bullet train that never came.
Yeah.
I don't even think we've got two tracks that were laid down.
They've got nothing but bullets and no trains.
Hello!
You know, and yet here you go.
You've got all of these paid agitators and all of this Antifa and all this nonsense that is going on.
I mean, you've got violence that erupted outside of Charlie Kirk's U Washington event as Antifa militants attack journalists.
Intimidation, fear, that's what they are trying to do here.
It is an absolute crisis like nothing else.
And they're allowed to continue.
No one wants to investigate Soros.
I mean, what is that going to take?
Why?
Is Soros funding them too?
Of course he is.
Believe me, he is.
He is the most protected man.
They wouldn't even say his name for years on lamestream media.
Ever.
His name was never mentioned.
Ever.
He's been calling the shots.
It's amazing.
And people that are complaining about mortgages and all of that stuff, well, you can go ahead and you can look no further than Biden's illegal immigration crisis.
It's raising mortgage rates for Americans.
And then not only that, they want you to take them into your own home.
Just ask Colorado.
Come on, buddy.
I don't know who you are.
You could be a man of the cartel and have a machete in your back going to behead me and my children in the middle of the night, but come stay with me.
Here's a steak and a baked potato.
Good luck trying to evict them, especially if they have a child in tow.
Ooh, that property of yours, you're going to be the one that moves out, not them.
That's the way it works.
It's a scary time.
If you let them in the door, you're screwed.
You really are.
So the reason why we named this show what we did today, sometimes we never get into that because there's so much breaking news in the front end, is that Trump's classified documents trial is postponed indefinitely days after mishandled evidence bombshell.
So yeah, it looks like Jack Smith is the one that needs to be in prison.
He and his cohorts.
This was a total scam.
Yes, it was.
The whole thing has been postponed indefinitely.
Yeah, this is from, yeah, so this is from Ben Johnson.
The FBI raided Mar-a-Lago.
Jack Smith tampered with evidence for a photo op.
Then he lied to the federal judge about it.
Then they indicted Trump 40 times based on those lies.
And now he got caught by Judge Cannon and has spent it indefinitely.
Yep.
I mean, I'm loving this post by Mike Davis, too.
He says, The Manhattan U.S. Attorney and Federal Election Commission and Bragg himself declined.
Two, convicted perjurer and disbarred attorney Michael Cohen, bitter he wasn't Trump's White House counsel, and now profiting from TikTok from the trial, is their star witness.
Three, so is porn star Stormy Daniels, who has changed her story several times and is selling her porn videos through her pinned tweet.
Four, Biden donor Manhattan judge Juan Mershon, whose daughter Lauren Mershon is profiting off of her father's unprecedented trial of Trump, has refused to follow clear New York statute and recuse.
5.
Manhattan jury pool voted 87% for Biden and Mershon rigged the jury selection process to strike potential jurors who follow Trump but not Biden on social media.
And if Trump mentions any of this, Mershon has threatened to imprison him after imposing a clearly unconstitutional gag order.
The Trump 47 Justice Department must investigate this obvious criminal conspiracy, and these corrupt actors must face severe legal, financial, and political consequences.
Of course they should.
Just makes me angry.
This whole circus makes me so angry.
It's driving people to Trump.
Yes, it is.
Telling you.
Yes, it is.
Driving people to him.
I mean, he can go out and do all these events, which he can't do them now.
But the truth is, this has got a better effect because, you know, he does so many of the rallies, and they're great for us and the Trump supporters, you know, 40,000 people show here and there.
But it is kind of preaching to the choir, but this gets national attention, and this pisses people off on a national scale that would never watch a Trump rally.
I think it's more effective.
I mean, this is huge.
I don't think money could buy this kind of coverage.
This whole get Trump, get Trump, keeps Trump in everybody's mouth.
Every single day, somebody is saying something about what's going on with the Trump cases.
And now that it's all coming unraveled and coming undone, it's just wonderful to watch because the left can't defend it.
They can't defend the fact that you've got Judge Mershon who should have immediately recused himself.
And all of these, you know, clown-like tactics in this courtroom and gagging President Trump, not bringing this case in the first place until it was close to an election.
The whole thing just reeks of what it is.
And not to mention you've got all these- Election interference.
Yes, and then not to mention they're disregarding everything that's going on in their own area, right?
I mean, crime is through the roof.
Through the roof.
Criminals running the street.
Illegal aliens who are repeat offenders who don't have to go back until 2027 for their court date.
And you got clown chowder brain up there, can't even talk today.
He also, today, I don't know if you know, he claimed that his Wisconsin teacher was drafted by the Green Bay Packers, which never happened.
Oh, my gosh.
It's a true story.
I'm not lying.
This is what he said.
It's not a joke.
Oh, it's just so bad, isn't it?
I mean, when is enough enough?
I don't know.
Well, I just want to send my condolences to our very good friend and moderator here, Renee McCurry.
She just lost Bristol.
And I see you put a post out here, Kat.
It's with a heavy heart this morning that I make this post.
My last little rescue dog, Bristol, crossed over the Rainbow Bridge at 5.20 p.m.
yesterday afternoon.
Bristol was the sweetest dog and was my shadow for 10 years plus.
I had the pleasure of being her mama.
Thank you.
I am so sorry.
That is the worst pain.
It's terrible.
You know this firsthand.
It's still killing me.
Believe me.
Every day.
I mean, you know, a pet and my pets, I spend all day with them every day.
I spend more time with them and my family.
It's true.
It is true.
And then, you know, when they go, it's just something that happens every day and you get so close to them.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
I still have my kitty cat on my phone.
I get it.
I truly do.
Even though I have a rescue and I have Mr.
Handsome and Giorgio to keep me company, when do you actually remove the one who broke your heart?
I couldn't have an animal for three years.
I was so heartbroken.
I was like, no, I can't do that again.
That was just too painful.
But you know that there are others that need you and so you slowly but surely do that.
But you losing smiles and Renee losing Bristol.
I know.
I'm so sorry.
And I appreciate all my, especially, you know, everybody reaches out by my subscribers.
I have a subscribers page on Twitter that's just all pets.
And I just take, you know, I just show pictures of my pets all day and people show pictures of their pets all day.
And that's a good place to go to get away from politics and just to, you know, that page has kind of saved me because everybody's just so nice.
There's no trolls on there because they've got to pay $8 a month.
Yeah.
And everybody's just pet-loving.
It's a real cool place to go.
It's a nice escape, isn't it?
Yeah, so it's a good place to be.
And, you know, I got all my other pets, but man, that damn Smiles was...
He was alive at the party, man.
And I tell Pedro every day, you better not go soon, because I would lay down and die then.
Oh my gosh.
And he's like 12 years old, you know, and he's got health issues, so I'm just like, hang in there.
Absolutely.
As well as, we always have to end on a high note, so let's wish Stevie Stacks a very happy birthday.
Oh, yeah.
We can't end up on a low name.
40!
He has entered the 40s.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, happy birthday to you, sir.
He's been just great.
He absolutely has been.
If you could just stay one age forever and live forever, that's the age I would pick, 40.
Nice.
A lot of people say, I'd pick 21, I'd pick 28, and I'd pick 40.
I would!
Isn't that something?
Yeah, everybody has their favorite changes.
Because, you know, you're old enough, but you're not too old.
Oh my gosh.
And how you see yourself, you know, regardless.
Like, how you see yourself.
I'll be 60 this year.
Lord.
Oh my goodness, cat turd.
I'm renting a big, giant beach house, six-bedroom beach house, and inviting some of my friends to them.
You're going to party like a rock star.
You're going to party like in your 20s.
20...
1,099...
Good for you.
Oh my gosh.
Well, everybody, have a wonderful rest of your day.
See, we were able to end on a high note.
Thank you, Stevie, for that.
All right, everybody, you be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow, same time, same place, 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Bye.
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