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Arrest Jack Smith | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 561 - 5/6/2024
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Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Monday, May 6, 2024, episode number 561.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Oh, I yanked my bike out this weekend, so I've been just hopping along.
Yikes.
You okay?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that hurts pretty bad.
I know.
It's annoying, too.
I know.
I kind of set aside this weekend because I got so much yard work to do.
It's just, ugh.
Well, I hope it was something heroic.
Oh, yeah.
I was getting something out of the oven.
I was getting some chicken out of the oven.
Yeah, Friday night, and I was like, I had this big weekend planned, and I had all this work to do, and I was just going to get up early and just spend all day in my overalls working on the farm.
And man, I was just getting some chicken out of the oven, and it was just like, I felt a little catch, you know, when you do it.
And I'm like, oh man, I hope I didn't rip something.
And I went to bed and woke up, and I was like, God, can I even walk?
Gosh.
So I've been laying on ice and then heat and anything I can this weekend.
I just try to get it, but it's still pretty bad.
Well, was the chicken good?
I hope.
I don't know.
It was for my dogs.
Well, then there was a heroic effort there.
Absolutely.
It was for the dogs and they're happy.
Hey, you know what?
The things we do.
No kidding.
My goodness.
This trial is just becoming a clown show.
It really is the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, really?
Come on already.
This has gotten so completely ridiculous.
Here you've got this news from this morning.
Crooked leftist Judge Mershon says $1,000 speech fines against Trump are not working.
Fines Trump in contempt of court threatens jail.
Best thing that could ever happen to President Trump if he goes...
Yeah, put him in jail, man.
Y'all keep talking all that shit.
Put the former president and the one that's going to be president in jail over a sham trial.
And you know it's a sham trial.
Do it.
Mm-hmm.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
It has gotten more and more apparent that this is just optics.
Using our money, by the way, taxpayer funds, in order to fund this operation to go against President Trump during an election year.
They should have brought all of these things years ago.
And you can't just gag.
You got Stormy Daniels talking shit on Twitter and doing Instagram videos.
You got Michael Cohen, the liar.
Doing Instagram videos and talking shit and doing Twitter, but he can't say nothing.
That's bullshit.
Oh, wait a minute, though.
It gets even more sinister than that.
According to Mike Davis, you've got disbarred attorney and convicted perjurer Michael Cohen is reportedly getting paid by TikTok to trash a criminal defendant.
When Trump responded, Democrat Judge Juan Mershon, whose daughter is profiting from the trial, held Trump in contempt.
And now he's threatening to jail Trump.
He's getting paid.
Michael Cohen is getting paid.
This is his limelight.
This is what he likes.
I mean, he is of the old schooling.
Even negative publicity is good publicity.
He'll sell out his grandma for $3.
Believe me, this guy is one of the biggest slime balls I've ever seen in my life.
Oh my gosh, he absolutely is, but he's doing all right.
I mean, you know, and then here you even have this.
I have been laughing about this one all day.
This one is from the Travis Media Group at TM1 Politics.
Just in, it appears the prosecution just destroyed their entire case in the Trump hush money trial.
Trump Comptroller Jeff McConney just testified that he is the one who instructed the accounting department to classify the payments as legal expenses.
He says he did that because of how Cohen worded the invoices.
This entire case is based on the premise that Donald Trump Had the payments classified as legal expenses to hide hush money payments, the judge should immediately throw this case out after that testimony.
How much longer can this madness continue?
And he'll still probably be found guilty because all the jurors are rigged.
I mean, this is pathetic.
It doesn't matter what they say.
It's all rigged.
Oh, boy.
And anybody that participates in this, jurors included, knowing that this is the case, and if they find President Trump guilty, it is just such a mockery of our justice system.
They are hurting our country constantly.
They don't care.
But that's exactly what they're doing.
Because to, you know, even involve yourself in something like that, knowing that somebody was innocent, with people up on the stand that are telling you exactly the way things worked and how it all played out, it should be gone.
Right now, they're just going through the motions.
This is just to lock President Trump up to get their money shot and continue to just parade that around through the 2024 elections.
It's going to blow up just like everything else.
It already has.
I mean, most people know when talking about this case how ridiculous it has gotten.
All of them.
It's just a clown show.
They're all like that.
Every one of these trials is like that.
It's really something else.
It really is.
They just rig it and they try to charge them hundreds of millions of dollars.
I mean, the wacko rapist, sexy, sexy rape of Lakeisha.
Jeannie Carroll.
Yeah.
Yeah, Jeannie Carroll and her crazy self.
And then you've got Letitia James, who's just completely...
Who ran and I'm going to get Trump.
I'm going to look through his business.
I'm going to get him.
That's automatic mistrial right there.
It should be an appeal.
Just by playing that...
Oh my gosh.
To an appeals court, should be out.
You can't do that.
You can't say, I'm going to go after somebody.
Well, and going after your political opponent, with all of this leading right back up to Biden and the DOJ on a get Trump situation, this is nothing but a scheme and it should be investigated 100%.
They can't use our taxpayer dollars for things like this.
This is election interference.
This is treason.
And this is part of their continuing on with the big lie about how they stole this election.
And now they thought that this was going to be a shoo-in to steal the next one.
It's not working.
It's not working at all.
I mean, the kind of receptions that President Trump is getting wherever he goes.
I mean, here he is arriving at the Formula One Miami Grand Prix to thunderous applause.
applause.
Check it out.
The only way they can win is cheap massively.
I'm telling you like they did last time.
They can't even cheat just a little bit or mediocre.
They have to cheat massively.
And he's going to get way more votes this time.
Oh, 100%.
It's all about the ballots.
It's not about the votes.
That's the problem.
And we're starting to see this in all of these different cases that have been brought forth.
And people are starting to say, my gosh, where did all these ballots come from?
Well, they knew they were going to lose.
And so they had to win by overplaying their hand.
And they're going to do it again.
I have news for everybody that thinks, oh, they're not going to cheat this time.
They couldn't possibly.
Oh, yes, they are.
They absolutely are.
They're going to do everything that they can.
A lot of the same psyops that you saw the last time around, they're going to use them.
Again, they're not very creative.
They're already using the whole protest.
They're already using the, oh, you know, you're a racist card.
They're bringing that into the whole mix.
On college campuses and everything else because they wanted to drag MAGA into this whole thing, let's face it.
It eerily is reminiscent of what happened on January 6th.
You can't say it's not.
It's the same warning.
Keep your mouth shut or we are going to define you in one way or another.
Don't speak.
Don't use your First Amendment.
Come on.
We're over it now.
We should be anyway.
People are over the woke stuff.
I mean, people just don't care about being called white, you know, supremacist and racist and stuff.
I mean, they roasted Tom Brady.
That was the most anti-woke comedy I've heard in a long time.
Wow.
He had to leave.
He ain't scared to say it anymore.
People are tired of it.
Absolutely.
I've got a little bit of that clip from Tony Hinchcliffe where he just completely destroyed everybody in the audience because guess what?
People want fun and funny to come back into their lives.
They want comedians to make them laugh.
This whole tiptoeing around things It's not funny anymore.
And they are losing an audience as a result.
So Netflix is a joke.
They've got this whole thing going on all over Hollywood, all over LA. It's from May 1st to the 12th.
And you've got all these different comedians that are, you know, basically at different venues.
They're being filmed for a Netflix, probably, series that's going to come out.
So you've got all of that going on.
And then you have this.
So they'll cut out all the good stuff.
Netflix will.
Well, you know what?
I don't know.
The response is pretty fantastic.
I have no idea what they'll do with it.
We'll see.
But you've got how the whole thing went down with Tony Hinchcliffe and it was a riot.
Listen to this.
Tom is afraid of the giants, which is why Kevin Hart is hosting tonight.
All night, he's been using the stool that Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself.
Kevin is so small that when his ancestors picked cotton, they called it deadlifting.
Tom Brady is a patriot, which is surprising considering he looks like a Confederate fag.
Clearly your ex-wife takes after you.
I hear she's out there draining balls right now.
People love you, Tom.
You have the same fanbase as Kyle Rittenhouse.
Gronk, I'm happy you could take a break from writing Santa letters to be here today.
I knew you were here when we were all out of chocolate milk backstage.
You look like the final boss in George Floyd the video game.
Jeff is so Jewish, he only watches football for the coin toss.
Nikki has such a bad eating disorder, the industry keeps shoving her down our throat.
You might recognize over our podcast appearances, specials, and winning the triple crown at Churchill Downs.
You might recognize Kevin as the jockey that rode her, and that's Churchill Downs the racetrack, not to be confused with what Jeff Ross looks like when he smokes a cigar.
Sam Jay, an obese African-American lesbian, so by having here, Netflix checked off a lot of boxes.
Andrew Schultz, I'm glad you took a break from watching YouTube videos on how to dap up black dudes correctly.
Schultz's mom is a professional ballroom dancer, which means she's a stripper that talks too much.
Bert Kreischer is a king.
He looks like if the Tiger King and the Liver King only ate Burger King and had a liver that looked like Martin Luther King got beat up by Rodney King.
And how about the appearance from the great Ron Burgundy, huh?
A whale's vagina, which reminds me, Kim Kardashian's here.
She's had a lot of black men celebrate in her end zone.
Kim, word of advice.
Close your legs.
You have more public beef than Kendrick and Drake.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, Tom.
Thank you, Jen.
Thank you, Netflix.
Thanks, Alive.
Oh man, I bet all them woke people.
Yes.
Little cream puffs that never heard anything like that freaked out.
Oh my God, it's racist and sexist about Jews and black people and short people and fat people and whores.
Oh boy, well.
These people couldn't handle a minute of Andrew Dice Clay, Sam Kinison, Red Fox, Richard Pryor.
I mean, and on and on, even Eddie Murphy.
They couldn't handle it.
They couldn't handle Don Rickles at all.
Don Rickles was brutal.
Red Foxx was brutal.
Well, it looks like it's making a major comeback because people are tired of tap dancing around all of this stuff.
It's gotten so ridiculous.
And people just can't be funny anymore.
At least that's how it's been.
You're constantly walking on eggshells.
You're coming up with every way that you can, you know, disavow a joke because it's funny, but it may hurt somebody's feelings.
Look, come on.
If you don't like what you're hearing, just turn it off.
No biggie.
I got in bad trouble.
I don't know.
I was about 12 or 13.
I was staying at my friend's house, and we snuck in his big brother's room to listen to a Red Fox album, which is just, you know, I mean, you've never heard a more nasty...
I mean, you've seen him in Sanford and Son, but his comedy act's the nastiest.
I mean, it is nasty.
And so we were playing it and laughing.
Little did we know that guy had a loudspeaker.
We'd turn it on and the whole neighborhood was listening to it outside.
I bet you got in trouble.
I bet you did.
I got a butt whipping for that one.
Well, this just goes to show you, though, that the left has overplayed its hand.
And that's what's actually happened.
And people are tired of it.
Even Democrats are going, my gosh, we can't even be funny.
We have to watch everything that we say.
Everybody gets a trophy.
They're tired of it, too.
And they're tired of the left just going completely off of the cliff.
They don't even have an argument to bring to a table anymore.
They start calling people names, and the people they call names cower in the corner.
And I'm always like, you know, we bring it on, man.
I don't care what you call me.
That's all you do.
When you flinch when they call you names, oh, I'm sorry.
Did I hurt your feelings?
When you do that, you give them all this power.
And when you just deal with it, wuss, you take all the power away from them.
I mean, you're right to turn off whatever it is that disagrees with you.
If you don't like it, then do something about it.
Just turn it off.
You don't have to listen.
But to expect that nobody else can hear it because you're somehow offended is ridiculous in and of itself.
And that's what's happened to the left.
I mean, they need their binkies.
They need their blankies.
I mean, that's what they're known for.
Soyboys, my gosh.
The left is having a real hard time finding men on their side anymore.
They're trying to change the alphas.
That's not going to work either.
It's just not.
So of course, then Kim Kardashian, she gets up there and is completely booed.
Listen to this.
Well, thank you.
I know a lot of people make fun of your height All right Kevin yeah Yeah, so you're starting to see a difference here.
Big cultural shift right now.
Shifting everything.
Well, they're losing their audience.
The left is.
Hollywood especially.
It's like a ghost town.
And it's because of all of this nonsense.
What talent does she have?
She's in a reality show?
I mean, really?
They became billionaires with no talent.
None.
Kind of like Taylor Swift.
Because of a sex tape.
Okay.
And so then we lived through the whole era of, you know, sex tapes.
That'll make you famous.
It's the casting couch just being displayed.
Yeah, then everyone's like, whoops!
They released my sex tape.
Exactly.
And that's what ends up happening.
So, of course, Tom Brady couldn't take it for very long.
So I found this nice little overview of how it ended.
Check it out.
Apparently Tom Brady just walked out on his own roast live on Netflix after Bill Belichick absolutely tore him to shreds.
Normally in these roasts everyone gets a turn to go up and then the roaster gets to take shots at everyone at the end.
But Belichick went so hard at Brady that he actually stood up and started taking shots at him from his seat.
The whole thing was out of control, but by far the craziest part was when Brady interrupted Belichick to say, I was the GM, I was the one making all the decisions, and Belichick snapped back and goes, yeah, did you tell Aaron Hernandez to kill himself?
Andrew Schultz and Kevin Hart were laughing so hard at that point that I honestly thought they were scripting that, but it got even worse.
Brady yells at Belichick, I got one more ring than you do, and Belichick says, not after Giselle left you, you don't.
At this point the crowd was losing it and you could tell Brady was getting super pissed so Kevin Hart had to intervene and they passed it to Gronk thinking that Gronk is going to have like the lightest roast and just ease the tension in the room.
But he went absolutely in on Brady too.
He goes, Tom Brady's a hypocrite.
He says it's not cheating when he deflates some balls and then he gets mad at Giselle for doing the same thing.
And that's when the place absolutely lost it and Brady just walked out.
Hilarious.
So that's the overview.
That's how the whole thing went.
That sounds staged to me.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
There's some pretty funny, you know, things that were said to him, and he really couldn't take it for very long.
He really could not.
So, of course, we've got all of these different things that are happening, and especially when it comes to Hamas.
Well, there's a report out that the CIA director, Bill Burns, gave Hamas terrorists a guarantee before the Biden regime cut military aid to Israel.
Hamas agrees to cease fire that makes no mention of the hostages.
None.
Think about that.
Well, so this cease fire was between Egypt and United States and Hamas.
They left Israel out of the talks.
Israel already said we weren't even involved in this.
Right.
Right.
And then, just so they can come back, and all the people hit the same talking points on Twitter.
Thanks, Biden, the peace agreement.
They said they agree.
Look at what Biden did.
I know.
That's exactly what happened.
Biden can't even walk or talk.
Give me a break.
Well, and that's what everybody's saying here.
It's crazy.
So you've got, oh, so Hamas is now in charge of the terms now.
No mention of the hostages.
How surprising.
So you've got, this is Hamas-Israel ceasefire details, which, of course, you've got Israel that's saying no such thing.
Ceasefire proposal is a three-phased agreement.
Each is 42 days, Hamas deputy Gaza chief says.
Second stage of agreement entails full Israeli withdrawal from Gaza, Hamas Deputy Gaza Chief.
Egyptian mediators say that they would guarantee that war would not resume in Gaza, Hamas Deputy Gaza Chief.
Then you've got the ball is in Israel's court.
I think this agreement satisfies all parties, Hamas Deputy Gaza Chief.
No restrictions in the agreement on return of displaced to all parts of Gaza.
Again, this is according to the Hamas Deputy Gaza Chief.
So they're in charge of negotiations and, right?
What a great deal for Israel.
Okay, they're getting absolutely pummeled in the war.
Pummeled.
So, okay, y'all stop pummeling us and then get all your troops out of here, no hostages.
That's our deal.
Goodness sakes alive.
And then they're slamming the people.
Thank you, Biden.
You know, they agreed on this.
It's Egypt and Hamas and the United States.
And, of course, so just so you know what happened.
So this is the Biden regime, the Democrat Party, and the stupid war pigs in the Republican Party.
They couldn't push the Ukraine through, but they all love Israel.
So they're okay, we'll put it in one big package, and we'll fund Israel and get the Ukraine too.
So all the Democrats and Republicans, you know, overwhelming, got it to his desk and signed it, all the war pigs and traitors.
And then they go, here's your $61 billion Ukraine.
Oh, we're going to hold the Israel stuff, though.
Unbelievable.
That's what happened.
That's exactly what happened.
The rope-a-dope.
And now they're trying to act like Biden has created some kind of peace agreement.
Well, as you know, it is all thanks to Hamas's deputy Gaza chief.
Has nothing to do with Biden doing anything.
They're fueling this thing along and they have been.
They have been funding both sides and they have created a real problem for themselves and now they're just looking to get out in any way possible.
But if you think for one second that we're not going to see it here on our soul, you're wrong as a result of all of this.
Because here's how the whole thing gets just completely crazy, is that when you've got all of these different people that are coming across our border, we don't even know who they are.
That's where it's going to be a problem.
You've got border agents who are openly welcoming everybody.
Welcome to America as they come across the border.
Here's your credit card.
Absolutely.
I mean, here Paul Sperry is talking exactly about it.
He says, Pentagon's IG has interviewed Afghan nationals who snuck across the U.S. border, including illegal Afghan migrants smuggled through Panama who entered U.S. near Tijuana, which is right there from where I am.
When they crossed the U.S. border, they were greeted by a border agent who told them, Welcome to America.
Well, that should make you feel good.
Really.
They will not address what's going on at our own border and yet look what is happening in Gaza and other parts of the world.
They could care less.
Unbelievable.
It's amazing.
It's really in that people continue to vote for this.
How they can get one vote is beyond me.
This country is just so lost.
It is.
It truly is.
And I just know for a fact that we've got to get President Trump in office.
The whole thing, he would be able to solve this.
The country's gone if we don't.
I know it.
That's how serious this is.
So he's in total conflict, epic.
President Trump attacks crooked Judge Mershon before entering the court.
He knew exactly what was going to happen today.
And he was prepared for it.
And he's not going to back off anytime soon.
And even the judge knows what's at stake here.
He absolutely acknowledged that President Trump could be the next president, which he will be if all things play out fairly and correctly.
He knows He says, I am concerned about the ramifications of putting you in jail, but I have a job to do to compel respect for the dignity of the court.
There is no dignity.
You're a joke.
You're an activist, commie, traitor, corrupt piece of crap.
Your daughter's making money on it.
You're a plan of the Democrat Party.
Get off your high horse.
Please put him in jail.
Trump's just going to go back and truth.
He's going to keep doing it.
He's daring them.
Well, he is going to be the next president of the United States, and he's a former president of the United States, the rightful president, if we were to be really clear about the whole thing.
And you've got this guy that's trying to quiet him down?
I don't think so.
Here you go.
You're not going to be able to do that for very long.
This game is over.
This trial is a joke and everybody can see through it.
The really great things that were shown from this trial is how connected Mershon, his daughter, his wife, and everybody else and how they operate and how they work in areas like New York, in areas like DeSleaze.
This is exactly what it is.
This is political persecution at its finest and now we know how they operate.
We all know how they make money and what jobs they claim they do for their clients and who all is involved.
You've got people as far as California that are on his daughter's client list.
Representative Adam Shifty Schiff, my representative, he's a client of hers.
And many others.
Those big names, all of them, she represents.
So this whole get Trump thing, I mean, we expect to see that on the left.
But what we don't expect is to see the rhinos just sitting back doing absolutely nothing.
Absolutely.
They don't want him in there.
They want Biden back in there and they don't care if the country falls apart so they can get a Bushy.
Ending.
So they can get Nikki Haley in there.
Well, and they can then seize that party because they have no place else to go back.
And that's what they want to do.
I thought Steve Bannon did a great job of basically pointing the finger at Jim Jordan and others today.
Check it out.
It's going to be in a minute.
Look what's happened.
Look what Julie Kelly's exposed because the judge is putting it out.
The judge is putting it out.
It's her cry for help.
Where is the House of Representatives?
Where's Jordan?
Where's the committee?
Everything that's come out of them has become forced out.
Why was the 300-page report not put out before the start of the trial?
Why was the filmed under oath deposition all five and a half hours not put out before the trial began?
Why did we not frame this as it should have been framed?
Because they don't want Trump.
How did he get Charlie Spies and his general counsel, a Trump hater?
They don't want Trump.
And they don't want Trump because they don't want you.
Because you're deal baggage.
You're too mouthy.
You're too ornery.
You got cussedness.
You're not clubbable.
You don't go along.
You're not going to play the game.
We're not going to play the game.
We're here to save the country.
Got that right.
Sounds like it does.
Every day.
Every day.
I saw that one on my timeline.
I went, yep, pretty much on point.
I've been saying this forever.
They think that we are going to get tired.
They think that after President Trump, there isn't going to be MAGA. They are so wrong on every single level.
I cannot even tell you.
There is somebody that is emerging from the party every single day, and they think like we do, America first, you know, make America great again, that want to do things here for our country, and they're tired of watching our country be sold out.
Same with the politicians.
They have gotten so greasy, their hands are so dirty, that you just don't even want to get near them on either side.
It's just horrible.
I mean, it is time for a new deal with these people.
And I mean, those are the ones that have been in there the longest.
Jim Jordan and others.
Gotta go.
Here's some breaking news.
Good.
Here we go.
After what we just talked about.
Go for it, Kat.
Yeah, breaking.
Israel has begun its operation in Rafa.
A massive sound of blasts occurred in Rafa.
I told you.
Of course.
We did a ceasefire, and they get the headlines.
Biden, he did it.
We did a ceasefire.
We talked to Egypt and Hamas, but not Israel.
It's like, okay, we got a ceasefire in Ukraine, man, and Afghanistan.
We talked to the North Pole and Guam.
Unreal.
We thought the people wouldn't even, but we didn't talk to the actual people at war.
We talked to all these people over here, and we did it.
See, and it doesn't work for Israel.
Like, here's the whole thing.
The lamestream media, by putting all of this pressure on people by announcing something and then having that chain gang go around, right?
The whole propaganda just...
You know, entrenching the news cycle with what Biden did today.
It takes two seconds for Israel to basically say, no, that's not what we did today.
They're not going to fall into that whole trap like all of our politicians do and others.
So there you go.
They have blast heard.
Okay.
So that pretty much screws up that narrative that was going around there.
Didn't last the entire morning.
They don't have anything to say about what Biden has done.
We are in an election season and nobody can say anything that Biden has done to make their lives better.
Prices at the pump, the economy, the wide open border.
Funding and going after all of these wars overseas and not doing anything for our infrastructure or anything else.
They have no talking points.
Biden can't even speak.
That's where we are.
So today, everybody, this is what came out.
Reckon, President, this is the same thing all on Twitter.
Has just secured a ceasefire deal between Israel and Hamas is because President buys leadership and leader in boo.
And so Hamas just announced, this is 35 minutes ago, that accepts a ceasefire proposal that is not even on the table.
Israel ends the war and restores Hamas rule was the ceasefire.
That's what I was just reading.
They started celebrating.
They said, yeah, look what we did.
Israel wasn't even at the table.
That's exactly right.
I mean, that's exactly what we just read off.
Those were their terms and they started to celebrate saying, didn't we do such a great job?
Because don't forget, the United States is in cahoots with Hamas.
They've been funding Hamas.
So they thought withholding what Israel needed, that they were going to be able to strong arm them into a deal.
Well, that literally just blew up in their faces.
Now you've got blasts going on.
That's how they responded to this nonsense and this propaganda being pushed.
I mean, give it 10 minutes and it's like something completely different.
They need any kind of victory because they don't have one.
They have nothing.
They're doing anything.
They're like, they tried to lead the story of CIA's over meeting.
We're going to do this.
Israel wasn't even at the table.
I'm telling you, it's like Ukraine and saying, hey, we got a Ukraine and Russia ceasefire, man.
We went over and talked to Naples and Mexico, and we agreed.
We got it.
And then, what, was Ukraine and Russia there?
No, they weren't at the table, man, but we got it done.
This is the craziest.
Isn't that?
This is insane.
They're so dumb.
Hamas literally said, okay, this is our ceasefire.
You just read it to me.
This is our ceasefire.
It basically boils down to this.
You quit bombing.
You pull completely out and go back to Israel, and we're not going to return to Austria.
That's the big Biden ceasefire deal.
I mean...
It is the wildest thing ever.
Yeah, because we just said so.
This is what we will accept.
And so they list what they want and you don't even have the other side weighing in at all.
What a joke.
How embarrassing for this administration.
Seriously.
I mean, it really is.
But they think that they can fool each and every single one of you into believing it.
So Republicans, Republican senators, they warn ICC chief prosecutor regarding Netanyahu arrest warrant, target Israel and we will target you.
You have been warned.
Here's the letter that's the dire warning to the ICC chief prosecutor over the arrest.
You have been warned and you've got all of these different senators, Tom Cotton, Marsha Blackburn, Ted Budd, Ted Cruz, Pete Ricketts, you've got Rick Scott, Tim Scott, Marco Rubio, Bill Haggerty, you've got Kevin Kramer, Katie Boyd Britt, Mitch McConnell, who have signed on to this letter.
So the fact that the ICC may be considering issuing the international arrest warrants against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and other Israeli officials such actions are illegitimate and lack legal basis and if carried out will result in severe sanctions against you and your institution.
Man, we live in clown world.
They're trying to force the issue.
And at least we've got some people up there that are calling them out on it.
Because again Biden needs a win of any sort right now.
They'll take it.
No telling how much money they're promising Hamas behind our backs right now.
No telling what they're willing to give away.
Accepting refugees and everything else.
I mean, you know, this is how bad this regime is, this Biden regime is.
They will sell their firstborn for this.
They're that desperate.
It's obvious to anybody who's been paying attention.
They wanted more.
We need more people paying attention, too, because this is a joke.
Oh, it is.
And they really thought that this whole PSYOP was going to be able to convince these college campuses.
They could tell their own story and their own narrative and they would get them all revved up and riled up.
But they were being paid.
They didn't even know why they were there if they were sucked into the whole thing.
People are seeing that too.
And I'm glad.
I'm really glad.
This is not going to be a Black Lives Matter thing, especially when you've got a message to, you know, gay people, basically, from Hamas.
This one is floating around.
A message to queers for Palestine from a prominent imam.
So here he goes on to say that, yes, death, it will result in death.
These people.
But you're willing to have a scholarship.
Colonel Sanders for chickens!
Colonel Sanders for chickens!
I mean, really?
I mean, really?
God, these people are crazy.
It's really true.
These people are supposed to be in college, too, and they're just so ignorant.
Now they canceled Columbia's graduation.
Of course.
So you got thousands and thousands and thousands of people that actually worked hard and are not complaining.
And then you got these bugs that come on there, and they take over the school.
And, you know, there's like 20% students, 80% outsiders, and they paid for it.
And they're up there, and they're up there breaking windows.
And now, so across the acts of 100 people, Selfish narcissist.
The whole school, thanks buddies, the whole school doesn't get to do graduation now because of you.
And you don't even care because you're so egotistical and narcissistic.
All you care about is me, me, me, me, me.
You don't even look at it like that.
It's scary, isn't it?
It really is.
They're so selfish, they don't care.
Again, a lot of them are just happy that they're going to be able to get out of exams.
I mean, that's how ridiculous the whole thing is.
But when you see how they've indoctrinated the schools, you should look at this.
Because here you go.
Now at every school board meeting, the mission and goals are read after the pledge and now they've been added to the agenda.
Check out this little number that's highlighted here.
The mission of the school district of Halford Township is to educate and inspire a community of lifelong learners who become well-rounded global citizens.
Global citizens?
What does that actually mean?
Well-rounded.
Not just a global citizen, but well-rounded.
And you really do what the hell you're told.
It means you have to eat off of Michelle Obama's lunch menu.
No thanks!
That was another disaster.
Michelle Obama was up there eating filet mignon, beef welling them, lobster thermidor, drinking three thousand dollar balls of wine and she had everybody eating two carrots and a piece of spinach at school.
Oh my gosh, it is so true.
I mean, come on.
I mean, these people are just nuts.
He will eat the bugs.
I would have died if it wasn't for fish stick Fridays in high school.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I mean, this is the whole thing.
But that's how they work.
And that's how they have always worked.
And I think it's really sad.
But, you know, one person that's not going to be quiet about Hamas, I mean, right, is V.D. Harris.
Reporter says, Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a cease-file deal.
Your reaction?
V.D. Harris says, shrimp and grits.
I kid you not.
Madam Vice President, Hamas has accepted a ceasefire deal. Hamas has accepted a ceasefire deal.
Your reaction?
What are your thoughts on Hamas accepting a ceasefire deal?
Okay.
Okay.
*laughs* Shrimp and grits.
Shrimp and grits.
Hamas has agreed to a ceasefire deal with Egypt.
That's the one who did it.
They have agreed.
They have agreed.
Headlines goes out.
They have agreed to a ceasefire deal.
And then Israel says, we're not doing that.
See, Israel's the team.
That's what they're doing right now.
They've agreed to a ceasefire deal.
They've agreed.
They've agreed.
We read it.
They've stopped bombing, completely pulled out of Gaza, and they don't get the hostage back.
They've agreed on that.
All I need to say is that you all need to be prepared.
It's the biggest setup I've ever seen in my life.
It really is.
The whole thing is a joke, and everybody knows it's a joke, but it's a dangerous one at that.
Because, of course, we've got a wide open border, and if the United States government upsets people, which they are all over the world, then they come onto our soul, and then they wreck havoc.
And the campus people, here comes the campus crusaders.
Can you hear?
They don't want peace.
Hamas agreed to a cease deal, and Israel didn't want it.
So ignorant.
So ignorant.
They're headline readers.
They don't know anything.
You can go over there and question any of these people at any of these rallies, what they're rallying about, and ask them two questions past the headline, and they just sit there with this big stare on their face, get emotional, tell you to F off, and then start throwing a little baby fit.
Well, that's exactly what they do.
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Yeah, of course.
It means survival.
It's the number one thing.
If there's anything you should get, it's this.
It's so true.
For God's sakes, just look around.
Yeah.
Yeah, every day, every minute there's something else.
You better be prepared right now.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not just saying this because they're advertising.
You better get this and everything else and your medicine and everything and start prepping because you see what the world's like right now.
Boy, I mean, and they're just lying to people.
I mean, this is the latest.
You've got the government report reveals 10 times the Biden regime pressured Facebook to take down what ended up being truthful information on COVID and vaccines.
And of course, all of us that were talking about the dangers of the vax, I mean, we were even having to spell it differently.
We were having to basically use, you know, smoke signals to try to tell people, hey, you don't want to do that.
But you couldn't say it because they would take down your post and everything else.
So, of course, on Wednesday, you have the House Judiciary Committee.
They released an 800-page report on the Biden White House censorship regime.
The report included numerous times the Biden regime threatened social media companies to censor, silence, and take down information on the COVID origins and the COVID vaccines.
You've got an 800-page report released by them.
On Biden's administration, their censorship industrial complex.
You all have been involved with it.
You've all been a victim of it.
They spied on you if you had an account during that time and they were watching and they were sending their algorithms to seize those words.
If you used jab or the jab emoji or anything related to COVID, your account was being watched completely and then suspended.
We were kicked off several times.
But of course you have 10 examples on Facebook, YouTube, and Amazon where they had not only passed censorship policies because they were threatened by Biden government.
Threatened.
It wasn't even cordial.
I mean, they treated them the same way that they treated all of us, right?
At first, they're really nice and they try to make it happy.
Hey, you know what?
Get your jab.
Then they offer you an incentive.
Get a free hamburger, french fries, and a donut from Krispy Kreme or somebody.
And then all of a sudden, it's like, you're killing your grandmother!
You're killing your grandmother.
You're eating horse pace.
And then it's the winter of death for your family.
You're all going to die and burn in hell.
They did that!
They did that!
And it was just like, you know, nudge, nudge, nudge, then force, and then bribe, and then scream, and then threaten.
Jeez!
That's how it went!
And they still never could explain how they say the Jams, oh my god, they're the best thing since sliced bread.
They work 100%.
They never explain how, if you're jabbed, how I'm a danger to you because you're jabbed.
You said it works.
It's effective.
You can't get COVID. You can't spread COVID. How am I going to give it to you?
How am I a threat to you?
They never could explain that because the whole thing was a big, giant fraud.
We went over this from the beginning.
I was just like at first, the first two weeks, I was like, well, maybe, you know, you gotta let things play out a little bit.
I was like, well, maybe this stuff is bad.
Maybe people are dying.
It took me about a week to figure out this is all a bunch of horse shit.
Jeez.
It is!
I can't believe that people actually fall for this anymore, either.
But they do.
And like I said...
Everybody I know that's ever got the jab, and I know a lot of them, they all regret it, and not one person that didn't get it regrets it.
No, not one person is saying, wow.
And that's the proof in the pudding.
You can blah, blah, blah and talk about it all you want.
That's the proof right there.
There are so many things that this government has done to hurt us rather than help us.
Again, I said it on Saturday.
I'm going to say it again.
You have had revolutions that have been fought for less, okay, from what we've experienced with this government.
And not only that, this government tries to act like, oh, they're going to take care of you.
Oh, they're the end-all be-all.
No, they have put you through so much.
Or they'll use the statement, the public can't handle that right now.
The public wouldn't be able to really, you know, grab a hold of hearing that.
So we've got to cover this up.
No, you're covering it up because you've committed treason.
It has nothing to do with any of us.
And you're being concerned that we wouldn't be able to handle it.
You're just concerned about what people would do when they start to find out the truth.
And fortunately, they are.
They are learning the truth.
And they're starting to learn about who's behind all of this stuff, too, because a lot of people have been asking.
So you've got Harmeet Dhillon, who says pro Hamas, BLM, 2016 anti-Trump, Occupy Wall Street, Antifa, all the same people getting paid, supported.
To protest, gullible college students provide fresh bodies as extras and scenery host to carry all of these views into corporate banking, law, while paid leaders recycled to new troops.
It's the same thing over and over again.
I mean, protesting now, it has evolved into a pyramid scheme.
That's what it is.
Where you've got individuals, they engage in it at various life stages for extra money.
All of those people, if you look down the line, they were in college.
Now they've graduated.
Now they have jobs.
But they're so into this extra money on the weekends by protesting here or getting involved there.
And they feel like they're part of the community and part of the experience.
It's no longer about the cause.
It's about the cash.
They don't know why they're there.
Just ask them.
They're dumb.
Why are you here?
Rush Limbaugh used to call them young skulls full of mush.
Right.
It's true.
I mean, the whole January 6th thing.
I mean, of course, Trump was stripped of power on January 6th.
We know that.
They didn't listen to anything he was saying when he said, let's send in 10,000 National Guardsmen.
All of that was absolutely pushed and put under the carpet.
We know what happened on January 6th.
The exact same thing that they're trying to do with college students right now.
Shame them into submission.
Unfortunately, it works.
You have a lot of people that will not protest now as a result of January 6th.
But President Trump is leading by example.
He's not going to continue on with this gag order.
I'm more of a sit back on social media and voice my opinion and podcaster than a protester.
Oh my gosh.
I don't like big crowds.
I know.
I hate big crowds.
Well, you're doing right just at what you're doing, Kat.
Don't even worry about that.
You don't have to get out there.
But it is true.
I mean, that is what they have done.
They have scared everybody into submission.
And that was the goal.
They rule by fear.
We've seen this.
We know this.
I mean, you know, they don't even change their tactics because they don't have to.
But what they're doing with President Trump is only making him stronger, and I'm loving every single minute of it.
Remember, just go back.
A little over a year ago, when they announced the one he's in now, Alvin Bragg was the first one to announce his bullshit trial.
And he was like four points ahead of DeSantis.
And overnight, he went to like 15 points above DeSantis.
And you can just chronically, all down the list, every time he was charged, he got more and more powerful.
Every time, the more lawfare, the rate on Mar-a-Lago, he got more powerful and more powerful and more powerful.
And he just continues to do it.
And the more they do it, the worse.
Hold on a second.
Uh-oh.
Did we lose you, Mr.
Cat?
I'm here.
Okay, there you are.
I heard something go knock.
Did you knock down your mic?
Yeah, my mic fell off its slot and landed in my lap.
I heard that.
My mic's got a backache, too.
You gotta take it easy over there, Kat.
But anyway, so that's why that judge, they're calling him behind the scenes going, please don't put him in jail, please.
The election's over if you do.
Oh, they know.
I mean, this is so ridiculous.
I thought this was pretty fantastic.
You will respect the dignity of this court.
Now bring out the porn star!
Yeah.
You respect the dignity of this court.
Now bring out the porn star that's already lost this case and our star witness who's been in federal prison for lying under oath.
Yeah.
Like, we're really supposed to take this stuff seriously.
And really, when President Trump was calling for the arrest of Jack Smith, he has absolutely every single reason to.
President Trump has called for the arrest of Jack Smith after special counsel admits he lied to the court about classified documents seized from Mar-a-Lago.
This was going around all weekend long.
They lied.
Purposely.
To the court.
Arrest.
Derange Jack Smith.
He is a criminal.
And it's absolutely the truth.
Jack Smith admitted he lied to the court about the classified document seized from Mar-a-Lago in a motion filed late Friday night.
We talked about this over the weekend.
And they staged the whole thing.
They put slip sheets the FBI used to replace the so-called classified documents.
Remember when this picture came out?
We were out there saying, this is fake.
This is staged.
They wanted this to look like a crime scene, including the ruler that was used.
Classified, classified, classified.
They lied to the court when they claimed the red, blue, and yellow sheets shown in the viral photo of the classified documents indicated their classification status.
The whole thing was another psyop to completely confuse the public and to create all of these sensationalized headlines so that people thought that President Trump did something wrong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
They sent him these boxes.
Everything you hear on this fake news is fake with him and everything else.
Exactly.
Everything they say is staged.
Everything, they set it up for days in advance, these fake news people.
You know, you think you're going to Good Morning America and they're all cooking pies and making fudge.
They're setting all this stuff up.
Just turn that crap off.
Look what they just did.
Here comes Harris, who hasn't been seen in a month.
Hey, what about the Hamas ceasefire?
Did you see Hamas agree?
And that's the headlines.
Hamas agrees on ceasefire.
New York Times headlines.
Yeah, they did a negotiation with themselves, and they made us into demands.
And that's all people read.
Oh, my God.
And then they, oh, my God, Israel, they won't even accept the ceasefire.
And this is how dumb people are.
This is unreal.
It's unbelievable that people are still falling for all of this.
I got a funny story before we leave because we never did good news.
Yeah.
Let's hear it.
I just posted it.
I just posted it.
Okay.
Zoo goers' outrage to discover a panda exhibit was actually just dogs painted black and Let me go see what you got going on over here.
Oh, that is hilarious.
Oh my gosh!
They got some little puffy dogs and painted on panda covers.
Where was this?
Do we know?
I didn't look it up.
Let me go see where they tried to pull this one off.
Okay, so this is the Middle Kingdom's mascot.
It's safe from the Chinese counterfeit rings.
So a zoo in China sparked all-out pandemonium.
After they dressed dogs as pandas because they didn't have the genuine artifact as seen in viral photos.
Oh my gosh.
Yep, they're pretty good.
China's pretty good at knockoffs.
Just ask them.
Oh yeah.
Or trade secrets and everything else.
Now they're trying to knock off pandas, real ones, when they're actually dogs.
Go there and get a pair of Air Jordans for $3.37.
Ha ha ha!
Pandemonium at its finest.
It's so true.
Isn't that funny?
So beware to buyers.
Anything from China, take a second look because, yeah, it's not really a panda.
Pretty funny.
It's just insanity, though.
I mean, they really...
This whole thing has turned into such a clown world because they've lost control of the narrative and they are doing everything that they can to try to get it back.
And the interesting thing is that they won't be able to because...
So many things are happening, especially with the lame stream.
And with Hollywood and what you just saw with the whole roasting and Netflix, and they just put it, all the comics put it all out there on the table, lets you know that they're fed up with it too.
So you've got the ABC News president suddenly quits amid internal backlash.
Trump celebrates, of course.
So, and it's true.
President Trump gets out there.
He doesn't even waste a minute.
He says, happy to report that Kim Godwin...
Head of ABC has resigned.
Could it be the unfair reporting on everything Trump?
In any event, good riddance.
Hopefully someone else will be able to control George Slopadopoulos, is what he's calling him, and the rest of the fake news thugs over at ABC. Best wishes, Kim.
Slopadopoulos is what he's calling him.
And he's got a lawsuit.
And of course he should.
They lied multiple times about him.
Yeah, the ABC's gone, but they also fired that...
The RNC, that lawyer, that bushy lawyer that was anti-Trump.
We complained about him weeks ago.
Why in the hell is he still in there?
Exactly.
If you really want to see change, then you've got to start there.
Especially in the party, if you want to keep it.
If not, the Bushies will be happy to take it.
You know, they're sitting up there just waiting for MAGA to collapse on itself, but it's not going to happen.
President Trump has gotten more and more popular as a result of this.
Voters say that they trust Trump more than Biden to handle America's biggest issues as president.
What was your first clue?
And here's the thing.
The unity, what unites Americans right now, is the fact that nobody trusts the news media that's out there.
No one believes them on either side.
And that's why you're going to see a lot of things happening here.
The lie of, you know, COVID was one of the biggest wake-up calls, I believe.
What they did to this country as a result of trying to steal an election.
And they can't do any of this stuff to you guys if you just don't do it.
And think when they come out with this.
If everybody comes out with something like this again, think before you participate.
Oh boy.
And you're complying to suggestions.
They're not even laws.
We're making it mandatory.
That's not a law.
Just because you say the word mandatory doesn't mean I have to walk around with a face diaper on my face the rest of my life.
I don't have to.
It is the most absurd thing anybody has ever seen.
And in the business?
Well, we require you not coming here with a mask.
Okay.
Let every single person there that day that didn't want to wear it.
If nobody wanted to wear a mask and every single person that goes to that business said, we're not going to come back here.
Guarantee a change the next day.
You're the one that can change the behavior.
Exactly.
And you have to just know that everything that you do is going to be misconstrued.
Know that going in.
Okay.
I mean, just know that right out in the front that that's exactly what they're going to do.
They're going to take anything and they're going to twist it as if you are the problem, not them.
It's just ridiculous.
Okay, so we have got a couple of donations here.
I want to give those people a shout out.
Silent Night says, for those of you who didn't listen to at Jules Jones Live, your antidote to the Friday news drops, we had breaking news of our very own.
Fleet Admiral James and the amazing Miss Jan were married.
Congratulations.
Yay!
So, okay, a lot of people know and have been following the story, the amazing recovery story of Fleet Admiral James, who's been with me since the very beginning.
It's kind of like his idea that I started doing shows to.
But anyway, he just got married.
This is after the heart attack.
He's on a transplant list, an elective list to get new kidneys as well.
But he tied the knot.
So whatever he's doing, we should look into what his remedies are.
He's got a whole new life ahead and is just doing amazing.
So congratulations, Fleet.
We are all so incredibly proud of you.
We really are.
He's just doing amazing with his recovery and everything else.
Then we've got Viking C2 who says there's a crack in every levy.
It's widening and will give way before or by November 5th.
I used to be so angry besides myself, but now I'm still angry but totally different.
I'm on track.
Biden's done.
He is done.
I think people are starting to recognize that and so it won't surprise me if they try to pull another switcheroo.
Who knows?
The convention.
They're going to put somebody else in there.
I've said that for two years.
I'm still saying it.
Yeah.
It's going to be a real interesting one.
They have nowhere to go with this one.
And you've got Gavin Newsom, who's acting like California is what?
No, it's not.
I can assure you of that.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
Be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Bye.
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