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Blond Elvis | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 558 - 5/1/2024
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Today is Tuesday, May 1st, 2024, episode number 558.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Well, another day in Biden's America.
Wow, isn't it something?
It really is.
Every single day, there is just more damage and destruction.
Chaos!
Yes, but that's planned.
I mean, it's to deflect.
It's to completely get you off what you need to be focusing on, and that is the 2024 elections.
We have a huge opportunity here.
We need to really focus on getting the work done.
I mean, that's my opinion.
And here we've got President Trump who needs our support.
We need to start talking and using the talking points.
America first and all this other nonsense needs to go away and take the backseat.
We have one job.
We have to get President Trump re-elected in 2024.
All this other stuff is just noise.
We have to move away from it.
We've got to do the work that he is unable to do while he's sitting up there in court every single day.
It's the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.
And they are able to take advantage of that.
So we have to be the ones that are the messengers.
That's our job now.
Calling your representatives and all that.
Did Ken Paxton go to court with him or something?
Yes, he sure did.
And they all need to go with him.
I'm just reading that right before the show, and I read stuff all the time.
I finally caught it.
Yeah, everybody needs to do that.
I mean, you know, where's Speaker Johnson?
He should be going up there.
Absolutely.
He's too busy selling us out.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, you know, and that's the whole thing, is that we need to have a streamline of Republicans that are walking up there into court with President Trump.
They all need to be there.
Even if they have to take shifts, you've got to have people on our side standing up for him.
There's no question.
Oh boy.
And I'll tell you why.
Because he was in Texas and he had a coup.
And who was in the coup?
the uniparty.
He's already beaten one coup.
They had the Democrats and all the rhino Bushies and the Bush family strong in Texas still.
And he beat them.
And he's he's unwavering, man.
He literally does the right thing every time and he don't give a damn.
And he's aggressive.
He's proven.
That's what Trump's got to get in there.
Proven people, man, only.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, Well, I mean, here's the thing.
He does understand how this whole thing works because he's been a victim of it before.
But there's so many of us that have been a victim of the left's tactics.
And I really hope with all of this division that's going on right now in the United States...
That you all take the party.
I mean, we have a really great opportunity here.
While the left tears each other completely apart, we can, again, be the party of love.
I mean, let's not forget that we were the ones when we had our fedsurrection, where they were trying to paint people that were, you know, grandmothers that were carrying flags into the U.S. Capitol and trying to paint another narrative.
Those were all very peaceful people.
Those were peaceful protests.
They were in trap.
They was let in by the...
People in the front with the FBI and the people opening the doors with the Capitol Police.
We saw them open the doors.
We've seen the video.
I'm not saying there wasn't violent people.
There were.
There were Trump supporters that were violent people.
Not a lot, but there were.
So whatever.
But what happened, they just threw a big net around the whole thing.
And then, you know, somebody just walked in.
The doors had been open for an hour and just walked in, waved a flag, walked through the hall, walked back out.
Just unsuspecting 65, 70-year-old grandmas.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Ridiculous to go after them.
If they want to charge them with trespassing, a misdemeanor or something, give them a $200 fine, that's one thing.
But trying to imprison them for six, seven years?
Yes, precisely.
And that's the whole thing.
I mean, here you've got all kinds of people that showed up to that event that were there purely just to support the President of the United States.
President Trump told everybody to go home when he started to say exactly that the 10,000 National Guardsmen that he had ordered were not there because they were delayed by Piclosi and McConnell and crew.
He knew exactly what was going on.
He knew the fix was in and it was entrapment.
It was a complete and total setup.
And then they've been selling that narrative.
For the last couple of years.
But here it is, make no mistake about it, that you have got an election year and what happens?
All of a sudden you've got the left creating all of this chaos and confusion and everything that's happening at UCLA and colleges and universities all around this country instead of focusing on the one thing that you should be focusing on.
Let them just tear themselves up.
If they want to do that, great.
That's fine.
You know, go ahead.
Get dirty.
Roll around in the mud.
You know, get your fisticuffs up.
Whatever it is that excites you and gets you happy.
But for the rest of us, we've got a job to do and we have to take it very seriously.
We have got one shot at this and it's a big, big moment.
So get it going, everybody.
So it is.
It truly is.
I mean, when you start talking about how they're going after President Trump, he has got the Manhattan criminal trial.
It epitomizes the left's war on the Constitution.
All of those things that we hold sacred and value the most.
One of the things that I thought, and I want to start with this because I thought it was absolutely amazing, is How you had the, you know, the group at the college who started singing the Star Spangled Banner.
And it was incredibly done.
I mean, all of a sudden they're trying to rescue the flag.
And I just thought, my goodness, look at these young men.
I mean, this was incredible.
The way they, you know, stood by their values and everything else.
Here they are.
The America I cherish and stand for UNC fraternity brothers rescue the fallen American flag for pro Hamas mob.
And then they sing the national anthem.
You can't get any better than that.
I mean, here they are.
Check it out.
Let me try to get this so you can see.
Let me try to get this so you can see.
Let me try to get this so you can see.
Isn't that wonderful?
I mean, seriously.
That's the country I know.
The craziest thing about January 6th, not the craziest thing, but it was crazy because I was a guest on your show every Wednesday for like years.
And so I just did Wednesdays.
As a guest on another show you had before we teamed up.
And it just, you know, January 2021 happened to be a Wednesday.
And the other guy you did the show with wasn't there, so it was the first time me and you actually broadcasted together as a duo.
It's true.
It was January 6th, which is weird, and we were on at the exact time.
They were like breaking through the barriers.
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy, isn't it?
And then we were screaming.
I was screaming, man, this is a trap, man.
Everybody get the hell out of screaming.
This is a trap.
I remember it like it was yesterday because you were sending me all the videos to play.
You're like, hey, play this.
And I wasn't very technically savvy at all at that point.
And I'm like, oh my gosh, okay, you've got to send them to me.
So you're texting them to me.
I'm trying to send them to my computer.
We have like this whole system going on.
But that was the first time we were ever alone.
And actually, the co-host was at January 6th.
But had no sound or anything else.
I think missed the event or something.
So you and I were just basically going off of what was being broadcast on X, which is now X, it was Twitter, at that time.
So we were doing everything in real time.
And you called it every single time.
You're like, look at this.
I mean, you've got all of these people in black.
They're only showing this particular...
Dressed like ninjas!
Right!
You know, who dresses like ninjas?
Antifa?
I mean, the Trump supporters don't dress like ninjas with black hats and all black clothes and handcuffs and zip ties on.
I mean, that...
And I remember screaming, man, are y'all crazy?
This is a trap.
This is a setup.
Get the hell out of there.
And I said, too, they were organizing that thing.
And I'm telling you, people ask me, hey, you gonna go?
I said, not only am I not gonna go, I wouldn't go if I was you.
This whole thing stinks.
You know, the rally is one thing.
I thought something, I didn't ever dream they'd go in there and do that.
I thought something, they were going to do something at the rally to try to incite some fights or something.
So, I mean, it was way beyond what I was even thinking.
But I just knew something was wrong about it.
And everybody had asked me, hey, you want to go?
I said, man, not only am I not going to go, I suggest you don't get 500 miles from that place.
It's so true.
I smelled it for weeks.
Well, and this is exactly what we need to use this to our advantage.
Seriously.
I mean, we need to point all of this out.
These are the same exact agitators that were there on January 6th.
They are being paid to do this job.
People need to be able to see past whatever it is that they want to hate so bad.
I've never seen people that just can't wait to just stake a claim.
You've seen the mug shots?
My gosh, I have.
Yeah, I like the mug shots of the ones from South Florida University.
They're all like 40, 50 year old.
Yeah, your students are right.
They're definitely not students.
We know exactly what this is.
This is a complete setup and it's being paid and funded by Soros.
Again, this is what they do to distract you.
We cannot take the bait this time around and we've got to get rid of the hate.
I mean, this whole idea, because we're not hateful people.
That's what they want to turn you into.
They want you to, you know, say something awful, do something awful, get baited into something awful.
That's not who we are.
It's not who we've ever been.
We are a...
You know, we're Christians.
We love people.
We love life.
We have respect for all of those things.
Our God-given rights, and that's why we're all constitutionalists as well.
I mean, we have a common thread.
This whole thing, what the left is doing over here, and here are some of those that were in the mugshots and all that stuff.
I mean, you know, this is hate.
They're being paid.
They're the same people over and over again.
They're life losers.
That's all they are.
Unpopular kids.
Life louvers.
Can't figure out anything.
So they all go around riding all the time to try to make themselves feel better.
None of these people believe in any of this stuff.
No.
No, they don't.
You can say, save the whales.
Save the Congo.
They're going to do the same thing.
They'll be the same ones out there.
It's a complete trap.
And, you know, I know that Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to get out there today.
We might as well hop right into this whole thing about how she's going to go ahead with her efforts to oust Speaker Johnson.
But I'm curious to hear your take on it.
What do you think about this whole thing, especially with the left doing what they're doing?
Yeah, well, it's not going to matter because the Democrats already said they're going to vote for him, so that's a done deal.
He deserves to be ousted, but the truth is, they don't have but a one-person majority, so it's just going to be...
You know, right now, the left's totally destroying themselves right now.
And I don't care.
I want them to be able to protest.
But, you know, a left protest will always turn violent.
Always.
They never can stay contained.
I was loving a couple weeks ago when they were like, oh, but it's peaceful.
And it was.
And I was just, just wait.
Just wait till the windows start breaking, the fires start, the fires start, they start trashing buildings.
It's coming because it's the left, and that's what they do.
It's true.
Yeah, but you don't want to distract right now, and he deserves to.
I think Trunk's going to have some coattails, and then maybe you can get a seven or eight or nine-person majority and then take the Senate, and then you can oust that sucker then.
Well, I mean, here's the thing.
This is the exact problem that we've seen with the Republican Party.
And this is why there's so many fractures in it.
It's because they're not speaking to each other.
They are as divided as they can possibly be.
And so all of a sudden, you'll have a stray that goes out and says, Okay, well, we're going to do this.
Well, we did that with McCarthy.
I didn't like McCarthy.
I don't like Johnson.
But right now, we don't have a Republican Party that can rally around anybody that's going to do the work for we the people.
So, I'm with you.
Right now, it's not a good idea.
It's not a good idea.
We're just going to have to hold our nose and go with what we have.
And then dumbass Johnsons out there, we're going to do a coalition and we're doing this.
Number one, these people have a right to protest.
I don't care if it's against Israel or anybody as long as they don't get violent.
Once it turns violent...
Then that's it.
That's right.
That's on them.
I mean, they literally have...
I don't care if there's 50,000 on each...
Campus.
If they want, they have a right to assemble and complain about their government, 100%.
And then so I kind of kept quiet about it a little bit because I was just saying I'm enjoying the show.
But once the violence starts, once they start taking janitors hostage and everybody starts getting in brawls and they start breaking university windows, that's it.
It's over then.
Then it's time to bring in the police because they're, you know, they're causing crimes.
They caused $100,000 worth of damage to Columbia yesterday.
$100,000 worth of damage.
It's really true.
And don't forget, taxpayers pay a lot of support to these universities.
So, I mean, you know, and here are these parents where they're basically forcing Jewish students to use different entrances.
I mean, hello, go back in history.
I've read in history books what segregation was all about.
Is that where they're going back to?
Is that how hateful and divisive?
Is that where they see this country?
No, this is our opportunity to talk about all things America.
I mean, America first means something to me.
And it means something to each and every single one of you.
I don't care about your background.
I don't care about your skin color.
I don't care about any of those different things.
I care about this country.
And I care about your rights.
And I care about your freedoms.
And that's why I don't assess myself or go with any particular party.
I am party-less.
I am a constitutionalist.
That's what I am.
That's my whole makeup and everything else.
And if they want to go ahead and show that side of themselves, if that's who they want to be, that's on them.
But that's not how I was raised.
That's not how I see the world.
And that's not how I want to live.
And that's not how I want to see it.
Ever.
I think it's awful to see this side.
What's happening now is so bad and it's all instigated from Soros and all of those dark money, different projects that are funding this operation because they want you to believe one thing or another or do something bad or get involved.
They're baiting you.
They arrested 300 people in New York yesterday and then they come out and said just about no students were in there.
None.
Exactly.
And so it's the same agitators.
They go around these paid George Soros.
They're just fine.
And this is all planned.
This is one big, giant pre-plan.
It's funny.
Okay, 2020 explodes right in election year.
And in 2021, nothing.
22, nothing.
23, nothing.
Election year again, 24.
Here it is again!
Big!
Just look at their tents.
All you have to do is just look at their tents.
You don't have to go no further and look at their tents.
They're exact same.
These tents were bought months ago.
Oh boy.
Months ago.
This has been planned for months.
Oh yeah.
They could not wait.
They could not wait.
I mean, you've got cartoon after cartoon.
I love Hamas.
Soros.
The same tents.
The same people.
The same fake outrage and everything else.
And don't forget, these people are there just to destroy things, to break windows, to cause chaos, to hurt people.
That's what they want.
That's who they are.
That's not who we are.
They tried to bait all of us into all of that stuff on January 6th, and what?
People got arrested?
Not for doing horrible things, but because they were trespassing and praying?
I mean, really?
Really?
The praying grandmother.
I just go back to that.
What is going on here?
You're going to let somebody like Soros control and dictate where this country goes?
No.
I didn't vote for Soros.
But Soros funds them all, especially particular people in our government.
And these are the things that he does in order to cause this chaos.
Look at the green tents.
All of them.
Yep.
Yeah.
So if it was, it's like, you know, let's just get some pamphlets out and let's just, we're going to do a sit-in.
Let's see if we can get some people involved, like three people in a room say that.
So they'll go around campus.
Hey man, go get you a tent, man.
We're going to do this.
All the tents would be different.
Every last one, you might have a couple that are the same.
But the exact same tents on every campus, they bought these tents.
They've had, they organized this stuff months in advance.
It's all pre-planned.
It's so fake.
Well, and look at the timing.
It's the left, though.
They're going to get violent.
All of them are going to get violent.
We saw the fights at UCLA. I just saw some new ones where them frat boys you were showing.
Now they're attacking them.
They're in a big brawl at UNC right now.
Of course.
Of course.
So when it comes to the left, they can't stay peaceful.
Who was the king of the peaceful protest?
Martin Luther King Jr.
He could have a million people with zero and, you know, he won lots of rights for people and lots of, for protesting peacefully.
And it was just a thing.
You don't act back, you don't fight back, nothing, no matter what happens.
Gosh, it's so true.
But I mean, this is all it is.
It's just trying to bait you into it.
And I see people get into almost knock down drag outs here in LA over the whole conversation.
I'm like, why aren't you even doing that?
Why are you even doing that?
It has absolutely nothing to do.
Why can't you be passionate?
Why aren't you passionate about it?
Our country.
It's a genocide of people dying.
What about the 100,000 people that died of fentanyl last year and probably another 50,000 this year?
And all the people, the human traffic and all the kids getting raped and all the murder from all these...
Why don't you even mention that?
You don't care about...
All of a sudden, you care about terrorists in Gaza, but you don't care about...
I mean, come on, open up a history book and you will see why people want to come to our country hand over fist.
They're willing to give everything away in order to make it to this country because of the rights and freedoms that you have that need to be celebrated.
These are God given rights and freedom.
They belong to no man or no government.
And I'm tired of these politicians that are sitting there just trying to have us tear each other apart.
That's why I will not engage in any of it.
None of it.
Not even going to discuss it.
If they want to go over to Gaza and do something, hey, go ahead.
Get on the next plane.
Get on over there.
Get on the next, you know, get on the front line.
Whatever it is that you think that you are going to do.
But don't try to rip up this country.
But that's what they're going to.
I mean, look at the timing.
The timing is everything.
You see what happened with George Floyd.
You see exactly what that timing was.
We're around the same period.
If Biden or if Trump had just been elected and we had four more years from this date forward, it would be nothing.
You wouldn't even be able to hear a pin drop.
Nothing would be going on.
But this is an election year.
This is all set up.
This is all by design.
And everybody knows it.
And they want to distract you from everything that Biden's doing to this country.
Which is just complete and total chaos.
They want to bring all of these people in from Gaza now.
You saw that.
That's the latest and greatest threat.
No, we're not going to bring people that have not been vetted over to our country.
We've got enough problems as it is here on our own soul to figure out.
We don't need to invite anything else.
I mean, why not go ahead and rescue the people in Afghanistan that this administration left behind?
Why don't you start there?
They don't care.
The Democrat Party, they want to erase our history, erase our culture, erase everything.
They want mass migration for forever power.
That's all they care about.
They don't give a damn.
They don't care how many people die.
They don't care if a million people die to get their way.
They'll kill all of you.
They don't care.
They want power.
They want money.
That's all they care about.
Central Oz power over the minions.
And they want votes.
And this is their ticket to get them.
And they want destruction.
And they want chaos.
And they want confusion.
That's what they want for you, the American people.
They don't want you busy living your American dream, you know, being capitalist, doing well for yourselves.
No, not at all.
They want to distract you with all of this nonsense.
They want you to abandon your faith.
They want you to abandon your beliefs.
All of the things that make you who you are, the people that your parents raised you to be, they want you to forget about all of that.
Just toss it to the wind.
I'm not doing that.
And it starts in school.
I mean, the government schools, whether you like it or not, where you send your kid to school, they're indoctrination camps for the left and for big government.
And that's it.
I mean, they start you at six years old.
What do they teach them now?
Climate change.
Gay, gay, gay flags.
Gay everything.
Transgender everything.
I mean, they just shove it down your throat and it just goes on and on and on until you, you know, when you start when you're four and you get out of college at 22 and all you're talking about is climate change and this and that and this and that and skin color and blah and that's all they do.
I mean, they literally leave colleges when they're 22.
Some brainwashed, warped-in-the-head zombie.
They can't think for themselves.
I mean, look, this is Biden's America.
This is the Democrats' America.
Look at LA. You can't even recognize it.
Look at San Francisco.
Look at New York, okay?
And so when we talk about that these areas that have been taken over by Democrats, right, predominantly held, and they look like a third world country, that's what Democrats are bringing to you.
And you need to point that out to people, especially the people that have fleed one area to go to another area to set up house and set up tent.
Come on!
You really want this?
And now you've got all of these people?
The White House considers welcoming some of the Palestinians from war-torn Gaza as refugees when other Middle Eastern countries will not even allow it?
Their neighbors won't take them in, not one.
They won't.
No.
If every country, if you're surrounded by people, and especially of your own religion and faith, and they won't take one in no matter what, and they're your neighbors, there's a reason.
There is an absolute reason.
Egypt won't go near them.
It says, absolutely not.
Neither will any of the other neighboring countries.
Absolutely not.
Oh yeah.
This is really something.
But we know who these agitators are.
We know who they are.
We know that it is a setup completely.
I mean, you know, if the tents aren't just a dead giveaway on its own face, then I don't know what it's going to take to convince people because this is absolutely planned and organized.
And this is all about votes.
Oh yeah.
This is all about election year and they want you to roll up your sleeves and they want you to get dirty and they want you to get angry and they want you to hate and they want you to do all the things that is not who you are.
That's what they are.
So here are more protesters from the University of South Florida.
These protesters have been identified after being arrested during the protest at the University of Florida.
Here they are.
Real nice people there.
Don't they look great?
Yeah, they look like just average students.
Just average students.
Angry.
They're empty.
How many of those just came over the border and are illegal?
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah, just like your average, you know, fraternity or sorority brother.
I mean, come on.
Really?
Another day in the neighborhood.
Then you've got caught on camera, wife of known terrorist, is pictured protesting at Columbia University campus.
Okay.
So, of course, you've got CBS News reporter Ali Bauman, who tweeted that wife from a known terrorist was protesting, here she is, at Columbia University campus.
Right.
They've allowed our border to be completely open.
We don't know who's here and who is not.
A lot of those planes.
There's not 100,000.
There's 15 new million.
Gosh, ridiculous.
You have no idea who they are.
No clue whatsoever.
Where are they and what are they doing right now?
Here it is.
Sammy Al Arian was indicted in February 2003 on 17 counts under the Patriot Act.
A jury acquitted him on eight counts and deadlocked on the remaining nine counts.
He later struck a plea bargain and admitted to one of the remaining charges in exchange for being released and deported.
He was deported to Turkey on February 4, 2015.
Al Arian was accused of aiding terrorists in February 2003, which charged Al Arian with racketeering for Palestine Islamic Jihad, PIJ. And this is his wife.
You don't see we have a problem here?
I think we've got a huge problem here.
You've got people on the border that are basically saying, do you know who I am?
Well, you will soon.
Threatening the American people.
You've got them screaming death to America on the regular.
And again, I don't get, I don't, don't, don't let them get you all pissed off on wars that are in foreign lands.
I don't.
That's how they get you.
That's how they get you.
They, they, they gin up this, uh, and oh my God.
Uh, and then now you got the Jews and the Palestinians and yelling at each other in the streets of America.
And then that's what they want.
They want you all angry.
They want you all...
And so they can slide in all kinds of New World Order crap on the side, and you're not watching.
But why would you get angry?
Like, the Ukraine and Russia war doesn't make me angry at all.
The war...
Israel...
And if I was angry every day over Middle East wars, you'd spend your whole life, and your children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren and on and on would all be angry for their whole lives because it's never going to end.
They're always going to be at war.
They always have been and always are going to be.
We had a small window of peace with President Trump.
And this is why the military-industrial complex is against him 100%.
And that is because he got us out.
And all the war pigs on the right, and all the Bush war pigs, and all the war pigs on the left, which is all of them now.
I mean, I don't know what happened in my lifetime, but, you know, peace, love, peace, not war.
Make love, not war.
Peace, Woodstock.
That somehow turned into, we do everything the government says.
You want to get a triple vaccine?
Stick it in my arm.
Whatever the government tells me.
We want to go to war.
We love war.
More money for Ukraine.
We're hippies.
What happened to these people?
They're so incredibly lost.
And that's what's so sad.
They are lost completely.
And we're not going to be able to, with a lot of them, we're not going to be able to even have a conversation with them.
They're too far gone.
So don't even waste your time.
A lot of them are paid to do a job.
Don't even waste your time.
But there are other people out there that are trying to figure this whole thing out.
And you just have to remind them, look, this isn't our war.
We don't fight each other.
I mean, this isn't for us.
This is our government that's trying to put us at odds with one another.
We've got plenty of work to do.
If you want to help fix this country there's a place for you here.
We'll keep you busy.
Believe me.
I mean, look at our border.
Look at all the things that are happening.
I laugh when I see these protests.
I laugh and I watch them, these idiots, and I just laugh at it.
It doesn't make me mad at all.
I think it's hilarious because the left's eating their own.
The places that indoctrinated these people as communists, they're turning on the communists who brainwashed them, who indoctrinated them.
It's hilarious to me.
It is just one of the wildest things.
It truly is.
It's one of the wildest things ever.
And you see these same people.
And they're the same ones that you've always watched.
And they're behind the steering wheel.
They're the ones that are doing all of this.
This one is from I Mean Therefore I Am.
This is what domestic terrorists do.
And Biden wants to bring more of them.
Check this out.
Look at this.
I mean, F you and your peace.
Look at the destruction.
Look at the damage.
Look at the trash.
Look at the flags.
Look at the stuff.
I mean, really.
One thing about communists, they don't believe in global warming when it comes time to leaving trash behind.
That's right.
That's exactly right.
Filthy gummies.
Well, that's what we're dealing with here.
I mean, we really are.
And they want to take over.
They want this to be the way you live.
This is the street they want you to walk down.
If you're here, you'll walk down a street that looks just like that.
And they can blame the homeless all day long.
But when a politician comes into town or when President Xi comes into town, you better believe those streets are clean.
They're in perfect order.
Why?
Because that's who they appease and appeal to.
Or on the weekends, you watch the whole thing change overnight.
All of a sudden, they've gotten rid of the homeless and everything else.
They clean up, try to act like Hollywood looks wonderful, but only until Sunday.
And then it's back to the way it was.
So really, it's something.
People need to seriously do some waking up here.
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Yeah!
I mean, you know, the empty shelves.
And then, of course, you've got the smash and grabs.
And then, of course, you've got the agitators.
And then, of course, you've got all these things.
But look at all this stuff.
Mac and cheese.
I mean, Alfredo, pasta, chili mac.
I mean, there's something in here that you can eat.
Long grain, white rice, oatmeal.
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Okay, every single time I talk about this company, I get hungry because it's my lunch hour.
It's 12.36, my time.
And you never eat.
That don't help.
That's true.
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I get too focused on what we're doing over here.
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So we named today's show Blonde Elvis because it apparently completely backfired on MSNBC and I'm gonna play you this clip because this woman is loves President Trump just like we do and they were shocked by all of this so you can watch the Trump courtroom sketch artist she completely lights up and smiles when asked about President Trump Christine Cornell says,
he would tell me that I was his personal courtroom artist.
He liked that I made him look like Blonde Elvis.
He was a good-looking guy.
They didn't like this, so they moved her right along.
But listen to her.
Move along.
She just completely beams at this.
Check it out.
He hasn't been able to come anywhere near any press person to have any kind of conversation or to feel a little bit of humanity.
And in earlier trials, you did speak with him.
Always.
How would he talk to you?
He would tell me that I was his personal courtroom artist.
He liked that I made him look like this blonde Elvis.
Blonde Elvis.
Yes, this was back in the early 80s.
I would, on redirect, have to ask if there was some delusion at play, but, you know.
Well, he was a good-looking guy.
Okay, respect.
That's how we all feel about President Trump.
He's a very good-looking guy, and he's a great guy.
And that's truly, I mean, they can't stand it.
His popularity, his numbers are going sky high.
Biden is just a complete and total joke.
He can't even eat anymore.
He's a toaster oven.
That's about it right now.
It's so true.
Yeah, he just...
I mean, where is he even at?
And when he does talk, it's one gaffe after another, or he's screaming, or he's whispering.
Oh, boy.
He is...
Or he's just lying.
I cut the debt.
We've cut the debt.
$27 trillion in the last four months, and nobody...
I mean, he lies.
I was raised on a black porch with a black family.
Then I went to the Polish family that raised me, and then I went over to the Irish family that raised me.
Then I went to a black church every Sunday.
I sang in the black choir when I was six years old.
Then I went to the pool, rescued 1,500 children from corn pop.
I mean, this guy is just...
When my son died in Iraq, I know it.
It's just one.
This guy, he's just a garbage human.
I love when Harold Stern, that's even funny.
That's why I'm going to start calling him.
Good gal.
Harold Stern.
When Harold Stern, Howard Stern was like the shock jock, now it's Harold Stern, the absolute wuss.
Yeah, when he was saying, but you're a good father.
You're a good father?
He's literally got a grandkid that he won't even give the time of day that's been proven by DNA tests.
He won't even give her the time of day.
And she's a just sweet, gorgeous little kid.
And then, you know, the Ashley Diaries, she was in rehab, Hunter's in rehab, and we've seen Hunters, all you gotta do is look, he's trying to sue everybody for what's on his tapes, I guess.
Everything that he recorded of himself.
He's got like seven felonies charges right now he's going through.
One is on all the bribes that he got and all the extortion to give to your family.
Father of the Year family, Harold Stern.
I mean, my God, he dibbied that up and he didn't pay nothing on taxes.
$5 million didn't pay a dime.
He's got great kids, man.
He's got the best kids.
They're just the salt of the earth.
Harold Stern absolutely needs to go viral.
Harold Stern.
Harold Stern.
Yes, absolutely.
I'm for that one.
You know, it's really funny.
I'm looking at chat right now, and we're having another tomato-tomato moment.
Okay, so everybody's like, why did you spell blonde without an E? Well, because there is a masculine and a feminine.
All right.
So again, tomato, tomato.
Here you've got blonde and it's belonging to a man without the E. For female, it's with an E. So you will have to look that up and take it up with Merriam-Webster dictionary.
A lot of people don't know that.
There are variations to that, and there's a traditional way.
It's like gray.
Yes.
G-R-E-Y, G-R-A-Y. So I'm loving this.
All right, I love debates like that.
It's kind of fun.
My mother was an English teacher, so she would be very proud that we have people that are watching how I'm writing these shows and what I'm pulling up as my reference point of why I came up with spelling it the way I did.
So anyway...
Did you see the Cheeto guy?
Did you see the Cheeto protester?
Yeah, the Cheeto balls.
I thought it was hilarious.
People need a break from all this serious stuff.
Some people say, this ain't funny.
I thought it was hilarious.
I thought it was a riot.
Anybody that can eat that out of Cheeto balls, too?
My God.
I know it.
I mean, seriously, especially with everything going on right now.
I mean, come on.
So you've got a masked man who is eating a giant jar of cheese balls as a huge crowd cheers him on.
Come on, check it out.
Eat those balls, eat those balls, eat those balls.
You can do it.
You can do it.
Final balls, final balls.
This guy just started drawing a huge crowd.
Look at the crowd he drew!
Isn't that wonderful?
Keep on hand!
It's funny.
It's really funny, and I thought that was really great to see because, you know what, it doesn't have to be serious all the time.
They had another guy, the funny guy, was walking around with another big, big, whatever that is, container of cheese balls, throwing them to the crowd.
Did you see that?
Yes.
Yes.
And, you know, I mean, they need a break, too.
A lot of these kids are just trying to get home so that they can study, and they're not able to do that for final exams.
This has been nothing but a disruptance, and that has been the point.
You've got parents who are calling the school saying, hey, how is it that my son cannot even go into a library and study?
We're paying how much money a year?
And you're not taking this seriously enough?
Come on here.
They just want to destroy things, and that's why.
So of course you've got, speaking of cheese balls, you've got the press secretary who doesn't consume meat.
So they ask her, what's your current assessment of the risk of the U.S. milk and meat supply from bird flu epidemic in cattle?
And this is her response.
What's your current assessment of the risk to the U.S. milk and meat supply from the bird flu epidemic in cattle?
Yeah, so I know that the Department of Agriculture has been on top of this.
I know that they are not seeing any concerns to milk or any of the cattle or the meat or meat that we're consuming.
Well, I don't consume meat, but...
Maybe that's what's wrong with her.
Some of you, all of you out there.
And so, obviously, they are taking this very seriously.
They're monitoring the situation.
As far as we understand it to be, is that they believe that milk and consuming meat is safe.
Okay, DEI, higher, you know.
Yeah.
And that's the truest thing.
She finally said something true.
She don't consume meat.
Finally.
Make some of this stuff up.
I'm glad we're having a little lighter show today because you know what?
Just watching all this stuff on the news all day long really just starts to get a little rattling.
And so it's kind of good.
But to pivot from all of that negativity on the regular, it really is.
And to see it for what it actually is.
President Trump is drawing crowds like nobody's business.
I mean, this was four hours before the event.
And this is why President Trump is being prosecuted.
I mean, here it is.
Look at how many people showed up.
This is what the left and what the establishment is completely terrified of.
This, right here.
Look at these crowds of people, four hours before an event.
They're wearing the American flag.
They're wearing their MAGA hats.
They cannot wait to see the real president.
And they're there to support him.
And, of course, he's getting very dramatic in his entrances.
I was really enjoying the one where he came out.
And, of course, there's just the silhouette, right, of President Trump coming out.
And it gave me chills.
I was just so excited to see him in a good way.
Here he comes and there's the man.
This is what we need to be focused on.
This is exactly what we need to be focused on.
It's getting this man back in the Oval Office at all cost.
And even though they're trying to distract you with all of these different things.
And the reason why I have it turned down is because I can't play that.
We don't have permission to play that song.
So, here he is, and he's going to be the one that actually saves this country.
I truly believe it.
Our country was better than it had been before.
Look at what they're doing to him.
It's ridiculous.
I know.
If that's not a wake-up call, you wouldn't be out to destroy somebody this bad.
They just charged him 36 felonies and have him in court for too much.
And they don't even list the charges, but the only thing it is, it's a mistake on a document.
36 felonies, all this.
Think about that.
It's a mistake.
It's an ad in there on a document.
That's it.
And he didn't do it.
It wasn't him.
Yeah, the bookmakers were his tax people.
It wasn't even him.
And it was nothing.
No one got hurt.
But see, that's what they're doing.
It's a misdemeanor.
Right.
And they're not going after these hardened criminals that are running around New York City that are causing all of this damage, that are punching women in the face just for the sake of punching them, all of the rapes, all of the drugs, all of the different problems that are happening in the city.
They're not looking at any of those things.
They are focused on getting Trump so that they can keep their jobs and they can keep their power.
That's why I'm asking everybody to double down.
I mean, we have no choice.
We can absolutely put the pressure on these people.
I called Speaker Johnson.
I called Jim Jordan every single morning, and I let them know exactly how I feel and exactly what I feel like they should be focused on That's all I can do.
And then sign up to be a poll worker.
And then get the word out there.
Continue on your mission on social media.
They want to shut you up for a reason.
Why?
Because you're effective.
Because you're good at what you do.
Because you're changing minds on the regular.
That's why.
All this other nonsense.
It's just nonsense.
If they want to go and graffiti something, destroy something, trash something, and say, oh, but we care about climate.
We care about, you know, all these different things when they're the ones that are just destroying it as fast as they can with their private planes and their gas-guzzling vehicles.
They're the biggest hypocrites in the world.
We know what we're dealing with here.
Yeah, every single person that complains about climate change uses fossil fuels every single day in one way or the other.
None of them are willing to give up anything.
They wouldn't give up their iPhone for a million years.
It's so true.
It is absolutely so true.
And they want to go ahead and pivot onto this whole Green New Deal situation.
I mean, that's what we aren't paying enough attention to because why?
It's going to lead.
The Plandemic was what started the whole digital ID conversation.
They were shocked that they were able to get as many people to close their businesses and to do the things that they were able to basically give up.
I mean, going to church, being with your family, being with your friends.
People just threw all that stuff out the window and said, okay, well, we have to get a jab.
We have to get the next jab.
Ten jabs later, all of a sudden, now they're saying, maybe that wasn't such a great idea.
Yeah.
If I went to post people in their twenties having heart attacks because of the jab, I could post it all day long and never even touch the surface.
Right.
By the way, Joe, guess what Joe is on Joe Biden's schedule today?
Nothing.
Well, they can't take him anymore.
He's doing a whole day lid in the middle of all the chaos.
They figured it's best for him to sit this one.
Yeah, they probably feel like it's probably best for him to sit this one out because, I mean, think about it now.
Now he has to have, what, 10 people that surround him whenever he walks across the lawn?
Those 10 people need to be available with diaper bags because they need to shield whatever happens from the White House to the helicopter.
I mean, this is crazy.
But that's what happens when they install a resident.
He has nothing to say.
He has nothing to contribute.
He's not going to do anything for you, me, or this country.
But they can control him.
They have enough dirt on him to be able to do that.
They can blackmail him.
That's what this is about.
Joe Biden is nothing.
He is an empty suit.
There's no there there with Biden.
He's gone.
He's toast.
But it's everybody that's controlling him.
And our side doesn't talk enough about Obama and about the division and everything else.
This is Obama's reign.
This is Obama, Soros, the Bushes, the Uniparty, Clinton.
This is that whole group.
Unreal.
We can't let them win.
We've got to get our government under control.
We've got to shrink it as much as possible.
And that's why I have nothing but faith and support for President Trump, because I believe that he's going to do just that.
We're going to be a nation of law and order again, not just a two-tiered justice system where they can decide they're going to persecute one person because they're afraid that they may take office.
He's going to put ball busters in there that don't care.
Don't give a damn.
Go in there with a hook and just fire everybody and rearrange things and get rid of a bunch of agencies that you're going to have to.
Yeah.
We're better than this.
We have these agencies and they have 10, 20, 100,000 people.
Like I said, we got a Department of Energy that doesn't produce one of AAA batteries of energy.
Yeah.
We got a Department of Transportation that doesn't move anything.
We got a Department of Education that doesn't teach anything.
Right.
I mean, it's just big below.
We don't need any of this stuff.
We've got 14,000 federal agents.
We've got for firearms.
We've got for tobacco.
We've got Homeland Security.
We've got border agents.
We've got Capitol Police.
We've got ICE. It just goes on FBI. We've got the CIA. Who aren't doing anything.
On and on and on and it's just this big bloated thing.
Exactly.
Big bloated, like that movie, Feed Me Seymour.
Yes.
And it just eats and eats and eats and eats all of our money.
It does nothing.
It doesn't do anything.
Well, they do this to come after you and me.
Do you see?
They're sitting idly by while they're watching all of this damage happen to our country, all of this damage to the university, all of this damage to our statutes, all of the damage to police departments.
I mean, you remember when President Trump, when he was elected into office, what his first day looked like.
All of that chaos, all of that confusion, they sit idly by.
And then you've got groups that are Funded by Kamala Harris and Biden teams and Soros and all the other ones that are willing to give them lawyers and pay for them to make sure that whatever they do, they get out.
I mean, these are the things.
They hired 87,000 IRS agents that are going to be armed to come after you.
That's what we have to wake people up and have them realize is that it's after you.
It's after your money.
It's after your work, your sweat equity, all of the things that you do.
They want to know where you are, who you are, who you talk to, what you say, what you believe.
They're into complete and total mind control because they like things working the way that they have been working.
Look how powerful they've gotten.
Look how big they are.
It's a bloated, just never-ending thing.
I know it.
I know it.
But that's on purpose.
And that way they know who you are.
You work for the government.
Okay, so they have everything on that person too.
This is nothing but blackmail and bribery.
And it will change.
It will change.
But it needs to change quick.
And we need everybody to participate in order to get us there faster.
We can't continue on as a society like this.
We won't make it.
There's so much at stake right now.
And the Democrat, if you vote for Democrat, you're literally voting for your own demise.
Now you're saying Republican Party's perfect.
Good Lord knows.
Oh no.
But you vote for Democrats, you're just voting for your own demise.
Kat, I thought this was so funny.
I thought of you yesterday when I saw this one get up there at the podium, and I thought the words, make me a sandwich, just completely rang in my head when I saw her do her thing.
Listen.
Would the university be obligated to provide food to people who have taken over a building?
Well, first of all, we're saying that they're obligated to provide food to students who pay for a meal plan here.
But you mentioned that there was a request that food and water be brought in.
Unless I misunderstood.
To allow it to be brought in.
I mean, well, I guess it's ultimately a question of what kind of community and obligation Columbia feels it has to its students.
Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill, even if they disagree with you?
If the answer is no, then you should allow basic...
I mean, it's crazy to say because we're on an Ivy League campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid we're asking for.
Like, could people please have a glass of water?
But they did put themselves in that very deliberate thing.
You just took over a building.
You're sort of saying, we want to be revolutionaries.
We want to take over this building.
Now would you please bring us food and water?
Nobody's asking them to bring anything.
We're asking them to not violently stop us from bringing in basic humanitarian aid.
They're stopping the delivery of food?
We are looking for a commitment from them that they will not stop it violently.
Well, I don't know to what extent it has been attempted, but we're looking for a commitment.
My God.
We're here to protest, take over the university, stop classes, stop kids from being able to attend even though they spent thousands of dollars to be there.
We have meal tickets.
They're obligated to feed us.
We have meal tickets.
I mean, come on.
I mean, do you think that might be taking place in the cafeteria?
Jeez.
These people are such idiots.
They are.
They absolutely are.
I mean, they're just, they're just morons and they're never going to amount to nothing.
Ever.
No.
And this whole student forgiveness thing, this is how desperate the Biden regime is right now.
They absolutely are.
The student debt and all of that.
Who do you think pays for all of that?
We do.
I don't think they're going to pay off any debt, by the way.
I think they're just going to say that.
And then you're just like, oh man, I guess I didn't get it.
Somebody else did.
I have yet to meet a person.
They shot him down in the SCOTUS, and he did it anyway.
Unbelievable.
That's what happens when you have Fannie Mae and everything.
Obama did that, turned over all the student loans to the government, and this is why.
Every time the government gets involved in anything...
Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae.
That's right.
And all of a sudden, you had all of these loans that just ballooned, and they're completely unaffordable.
And it's just like the health insurance.
I mean, if you want the government into your life, get ready for it to...
They're guaranteed all student loans.
Completely...
Screw it up.
They can't build their way outside of a paper bag.
I mean, that's why you've got the Army Corps of Engineers that handle all of that with outside contractors.
If you get an art degree for $300,000 at one of these big Ivy League schools, you're an idiot.
Oh boy, underwater basket weaving is what I call it.
Yes, so you're an artist and you need to spend $300,000 to watch.
You don't know art?
I mean, you ain't a very good artist.
You're never going to make as an artist if you've got to go have a teacher tell you how to do it.
Well, and that's exactly what he's going to forgive.
You either got it or you don't.
Right?
I mean, this whole Biden loan is for the artists.
So, I mean, that's who he's going for.
Come on.
I mean, but this is all about trying to get votes.
AOC actually said it'd be great because they can get rid of all that student debt and then go back to college and get master's degrees.
She's an idiot.
Oh gosh, yes she is.
But I mean, look at some of this nonsense.
Biden to cancel $6 billion in student debt for borrowers, misled by art institutes, a former for-profit college group.
These are art institutes.
Hello?
Anywho.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you tomorrow at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
See you later.
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