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Israel Strikes Back | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 550 - 4/19/2024
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Today is Friday, April 19th, 2024, episode number 550.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
I'm doing a lot better than the guy setting himself on fire.
Oh my word.
What an absolute mess.
What a mess.
Wow.
So...
Where would you like to start?
I mean, seriously, I see over here on your page, you said, glad they spelled there correctly.
You've got the sign found near the Trump courthouse.
Oh my gosh, where a man set himself on fire.
So here are scenes from the ground of where all this stuff happened.
Trump is with Biden, and they're about to fascist coup us.
Imagine setting yourself on fire with probably the most painful death you could ever imagine in the whole world, and then only to write something.
Don't even make any sense.
Oh my gosh.
And seriously, I mean, here's the deal.
This is incredible.
What he just did to himself, if you can talk about, when he says here, is about to hit us with an, you know, apocalyptic fascist world coup.
And then this man sets himself on fire.
He just absolutely nuked himself.
You can't make this stuff up.
Apocalyptic world coup or burning alive.
What an absolute moron.
I'm sorry.
He left a manifesto.
You want me to read a little bit of it?
Yes, go for it.
Go for it.
My name is Max Azzarello, and I'm an investigated researcher who has set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan.
This extreme act of protest is to draw attention to an urgent and important discovery.
We are victims of a totalitarian con, and our own government, along with many other allies, is about to hit us with an apocalyptic fascist world coup.
These claims sound like fantasy conspiracies, but they're not.
Oh boy.
But they're not.
They are proof of conspiracy.
If you investigate this mountain of research, you will prove them too.
That don't make no sense.
If you learn a great deal about Ponzi schemes, you will discover that our life is a lie.
If you follow this story and the links below, you will discover the rotten truth of post-truth America.
You will learn the scariest and stupidest story in the world history.
Man, this guy can't write.
And he should have stayed live long enough to take a grammar class before he set himself on fire.
My goodness sakes, you would have thought this would have been the event to do it, right?
If you learn the scariest and stupidest story in world history, and you realize that we are all in a desperate state of emergency that requires your action, to my friends and families, witnesses, and first responders, I deeply apologize for inflicting this pain upon you, but I assume you is a drop in the bucket compared to what our government intends to inflict.
Ugh, God, and it just goes on and on and on and he's just, he's just nuts.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, like you said, I mean, these are final last words.
You would think that he would have this together, right?
I mean, before you just light yourself on fire.
However, this person is obviously not well.
I can't even imagine this.
It even goes into cryptocurrency fingerprints all over.
I know.
I mean, really, come on now.
Yeah, nobody's gonna remember you in 10 minutes, dude.
You just gave your whole life that God gave you for no reason.
That is so sad.
It truly is.
I mean, there are people that really seriously need help, and he's one of them.
I mean, you can't deny the obvious.
He was moving a little when they put him on the stretcher, but he was charcoaled to nothing.
Good night.
I mean to tell you, this whole thing has just gotten so crazy.
And, you know, and the fact that what these politicians are doing, just getting us right into World War III. You know, this whole Mike Johnson thing, I don't know if everybody made their morning telephone call.
I did.
You're going to receive a voicemail, all right?
Big surprise.
But make sure that you do place the call and leave a voicemail.
Now, remember, you are being recorded, so you need to be polite.
All I ever say is resign.
I don't even believe that you belong in Congress at all.
Do us all a favor.
If you care about this country at all, please do so.
You can contact and you will probably receive a voicemail as well.
There's so many calls right now, I'm sure, that it's overloaded.
But just continue to try.
202-225-7777.
This guy is a clown that needs to go.
And now he's on his tour.
He went on Mark Levin's show last night and then on Dan Bongino tonight.
I listened to a little bit of the Mark Levin, but I didn't have time to listen to the Dan Bongino.
But he's just repeating all the lies.
And then Mark Levin, he's supposed to be this big, I'm going to get you.
I'm the biggest tough guy.
You can't handle my...
He gives them a pass, man, over the whole thing.
He lets them talk all them lies and don't say a damn thing.
He repeated the dumbest lie in history.
We can't let Putin storm over Europe.
That's why we gotta give him 60 billion more, because they're gonna storm over Europe.
Let me tell you something.
Why would you not stop?
If he was on this show and he said that shit, I would say, you're going to stop right now.
Yeah.
I mean, let's have a real discussion about this.
Do you really think that little bitty, itty Ukraine, who cannot even fund a war by themselves, is going to beat Russia?
Do you think so?
There have been ample opportunities.
For Ukraine to get out of this war with Russia, and yet they refuse to because the United States and the military industrial warmongers continue to beat this drum.
They are not going to win.
We're throwing good money after bad.
We are continuing to fill the coffers Of all of these different entities in U.S. government instead of doing something for our own here at the border and here at home in our country.
I'm sick to death of these fools.
I really am.
It's $60 billion more, $200 billion we've sent them now.
What can we do with $2 billion to help the needy in this country?
Or to secure our border.
Think about the Trump.
He had the Republican and the Senate and the House.
And Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan would not give him $4 billion to build a border wall.
It sells a waste of money.
And boy, them same people.
$200 billion over there, man.
$200 billion.
$200 billion, not $4 billion.
And they'll sign off on it and push it.
And here comes the warmongers.
Oh, America first doesn't mean we got it.
We're the leaders of the free world.
Why?
Why?
Why do we have to worry about everybody else's war?
And here comes John Bolton.
Here comes Mike Pompeo.
Here comes Mike Pence.
The same old damn war pigs with the same Bush.
The same Vietnam lie.
The same Korea lie.
The same weapons of mass destruction lie.
The same we're going to attack Iraq.
We're going after Syria.
We're going after Lebanon.
We're going after...
It's the same old lies, these war pigs' tail.
It's not America first.
We broke as hell.
We need the money here.
The country's going to hell in a handbasket.
It's just a bunch of damn lies.
And he also lied about the...
You know, he keeps putting it...
Oh, but we put them in separate bills, and then we're going to combine the bills.
So, look, we didn't really spend the money.
This guy's the biggest joke.
I dare him to come on this show.
I dare him.
Oh, I would love to have him on here.
Oh my gosh, see what you can do, because you know what?
It would be over before it started.
Keep going to these national news broadcasts where they're never going to push back on you in a million damn years.
Oh my gosh, I'm so tired of this guy.
I am.
He is just a mealy-mouse freak.
Seriously, you're going to be the deciding vote, Wayne Dexter, the super nerd.
Really?
You're going to be the deciding vote, and you're going to have me, and I'm personally involved in this, the FBI spy on me without a warrant, and you're going to be the deciding vote on that?
With the biggest betrayal in Republican history.
Give them a $1.3 trillion budget of a Democrat green wish list.
Then not secure our border like you promised.
Not release the January 6th tapes.
And then vote with the Democrats and have Democrats voting on all this war machine, war pig bullshit.
And then you're going to go on...
That's your actions, right?
That's actions.
Then you're going to go talk on a talk show and I'm going to listen to your ass?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's talk.
We've already seen your action, you backstabbing, sell-out, worthless piece of crap.
We've already seen your actions.
We don't need your live, fake Christian words after it's over.
We don't want to hear you.
We've just seen what you did with your actions.
God, he's infuriating this guy.
He's got to go.
I don't care if we lose the majority.
He has got to go.
Absolutely.
This guy, he's destroying the Republican Party and his country in a week.
Oh, he definitely is.
I mean, and he's not even...
This is the thing.
I mean, we have got to have a strong show here with everything that's going on.
And we've got this little fella over here, this Mealy Mouse freak, who I honestly, I can't see past...
The glasses.
I know he's lying all the way through.
So you've got the House Overwhelming Advances, the Globalist Ukraine Aid Bill, 316 to 94.
We have 151 GOP-ers who voted yes.
We've got that list right here.
It's the same people you would expect.
It's Bacon.
It's Stefanik.
It's, you know, the ones that sit up there and talk one way and then do completely another thing.
And, of course, he even—Johnson, he also voted for this as well, as you know.
Jordan voted for this.
And he goes on to say that he believes all of the intel.
Here he is.
Why are you willing to risk losing your job over this Ukraine funding?
Listen.
My philosophy is you do the right thing and you let the chips fall where they may.
If I operated out of fear over a motion to vacate, I would never be able to do my job.
Look, history judges us for what we do.
This is a critical time right now, a critical time on the world stage.
I could make a I can make a selfish decision and do something that's different, but I'm doing here what I believe to be the right thing.
I think providing lethal aid to Ukraine right now is critically important.
I really do.
I really do believe the intel and the briefings that we've gotten that I believe Xi and Vladimir Putin and Iran really are an axis of evil.
I think they're in coordination on this.
I think that Vladimir Putin would continue to march through Europe if he were allowed.
I think he might go to the Balkans.
Jesus Christ.
To put it bluntly, I would rather send bullets to Ukraine than American boys.
My son is going to be in the Naval Academy this fall.
This is a live fire exercise.
It is so many American families.
This is not a game.
It's not a joke.
We can't play politics with this.
We have to do the right thing.
And I'm going to allow an opportunity for every single member of the House to vote their conscience and their will on this.
And I think that's the way this institution is supposed to work.
And I'm willing to take personal risk for that because we have to do the right thing and history will judge us.
He is so weak.
I cannot even believe it.
This dude is a joke.
Yes, he is, Kat.
Everything he said just then is a lie.
God almighty, you liar.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Who could believe such ridiculousness is coming out of this guy's mouth?
Nobody.
I have to do what's best for me.
I'm voting my conscience.
You don't vote what you believe, you idiot.
You represent the Republicans who put you in office.
You represent us, not yourself.
I personally believe this is the right decision.
I think this is right.
I did this and I did that.
Man, you have no idea what you're doing.
You represent us and we don't want it.
You could do a vote for the Republicans to put more money in Ukraine to lose by 90%.
You represent us, clown.
We don't represent you and what you think and your personal feelings.
And what does he think?
He's going to send them bullets, okay?
They've already wiped out generations of young men.
Sorry, we already know that there are Americans already on the ground over there.
Thank you very much.
And don't try to pull my son card, because you know what?
He will never, ever touch the battlefield.
We all know that.
He will graduate with honors, and they will stick him behind a desk so he can be a go-to boy.
Don't pull that nonsense with all of us, okay?
We've been there.
We've done that.
I'd rather send bullets.
You're talking about a straw man argument.
I'd rather send bullets than American troops.
And then dummies, you know, with low IQ. Oh my God, this is a great deal.
We don't have to go fight.
Why would we go fight a war in Ukraine versus Russia halfway across the world?
It has absolutely nothing to do with 100% a regional conflict.
Well, we have a war.
We have a war.
On our border, we have a war.
And these clowns right here, this whole group right here, and when this picture was taken, we all knew that it was going to seal our fate with Paul Ryan and...
And then the people that he's beholden to, they both are on the exact same team.
There's no question about it.
So it's not if it's when.
The Republicans will probably end up losing the gavel anyway after this whole display.
There's no way.
I mean, I don't know how anybody would ever vote for Johnson even to be in Congress again, to serve another firm.
If you voted for this, any of this stuff, which every one of my Republicans just about did, I'm not voting for you this way.
I'm just telling you.
Exactly.
You will not be.
I will not vote Marco Rubio.
I'm not.
I'm gonna vote for Trump.
I'm not voting on any of y'all on the down ticket.
Nobody that voted on this.
No way.
It's so true.
Screw you.
You know what?
I'd rather flood the Democrat Party and say, OK, I'm a dim and then start voting the better of the lesser of the two evils in.
Because you know what?
With the way it's rigged, at least I feel like I would have a say in all of this.
I mean, they've handed it over.
They've handed it to the Democrats.
They've They just gave them everything they want.
We have people on our side saying, oh God, be careful.
We're going to give them the gavel.
They already have the gavel.
They got this guy.
He's a Democrat.
He's giving them every single thing they want with nothing in return.
Nothing.
My God.
Exactly.
They already have the gavel.
Good God, this guy.
Man, what a liar.
Everything he said there is 2,002 Bush talking points.
Every single thing he said was the exact argument about being in Iraq.
You can look it up, and you can take every one of them talking points, he says, and that's it.
And it's going to be the same exact one.
Same exact talking points.
Afghanistan, exact same talking points.
This is the bushy war pig, old John Bolton, good old boy, neocon Republican, arm of the Republican Party, that we fought so hard with Trump and this America last neocon war pig.
And we fought so hard to get rid of these guys, and you can't get rid of them.
They're one party.
They're one party rules right now, the Neocon America Last War Pig Party.
We have no representation up there.
It is absolutely the truth.
And it is such a shame to see exactly what...
We fight so hard to get Republicans in office and all they ever do is disappoint us.
Is that?
Yep.
Every single time.
Again and again and again.
We are constantly, constantly disappointed.
Every single time.
It's just, it's a horrible thing.
I mean, it's just disappointment.
That's why I'm saying, I mean, really, why not go for the lesser of the two evils?
We don't have any representation.
We've got neocons on the right who are going to just go ahead and blast away until they fill their coffers.
Or you've got the left that basically want communism.
They want to control everything.
All of them.
They just want to stay in power indefinitely and then try to fool the American people that there are two parties.
There are no two parties here.
There's not.
I hope Dan Bongino pushed back on him, because he usually will.
But I didn't have time to listen to that.
But Mark Levin just folded over like a tent, let him say everything he wanted to say, all those lies he said right there.
And then basically was like, oh my God, I was so sick to death.
That's why you have to have podcasts these days.
These old school people that's been on the radio forever, they're so embedded with these people, man.
They know them.
They're so embedded, man.
They act like they're these fierce warriors.
I fight everybody.
I scream.
And then they get somebody like that.
After he screwed America, talking all those lies and won't even push back.
So ridiculous.
Plus the same group.
I mean, this is where they get their strength, right?
I mean, they hear war and they see money.
I mean, that's the way this whole thing goes.
So they are all itching to go ahead and fill their coffers as well.
I mean, this is how the game is played with lobbyists and DeSleys.
We know this.
I mean, exactly.
They're not doing the work of we the people.
Not at all.
We have got a war on our own soul right now with the border.
They don't care.
We have got who knows what and who knows who coming across that border, and they do not care.
They don't care.
No.
They would never spend $100 billion on the border securing it.
Never.
Mm-hmm.
But they'll do Ukraine's border.
Of course.
And it's a great deal.
We just send them bullets.
Wink, wink.
Our lobbyists and donors at Lockheed Martin.
Wink, wink.
Here you go.
Here's another $54 billion.
Oh, God.
These people make me sick.
Oh, they really should.
This war is lost.
The war is lost.
Do you actually think they're going to do $60 more billion and they're going to rush in and take over Russia in the next two weeks?
It is so true.
It's a joke.
Think about it.
They're going up against China.
They're going up against Russia.
They're going against Iran.
They're going against all of this.
And here's the thing.
And they never talk about peace.
Did you hear a peace plan come out of his mouth?
Of course not, no.
Are there any bodies?
Are any of these war pigs?
Why don't they ever talk about peace?
Imagine being...
The leader of the free world.
And you won't talk about peace.
You won't even mention the word peace.
They are trying to spend as much money as they can on war because they know when the real president walks back into the Oval Office, that's exactly what's going to happen.
President Trump is going to end all of this nonsense and they are going to be without money.
They know this.
They know this from the first four years that President Trump was in office.
Okay?
And they know it's going to happen again.
So they are trying to seize the moment.
They are trying to fill as much as they can.
They are trying to get as much money as they can into their own coffers.
And then the money laundering scheme through Ukraine.
All of that is going to go away, kind of like ISIS. You remember the Obama days?
As soon as President Trump got into office, all of that stopped?
It's the same idea.
President Trump was working and had a plan to get us out of Afghanistan.
Then all of a sudden, don't you think it's a little strange that when Biden comes in, he pulls the plug and immediately turns around and gets us not in one, but two wars?
It's because President Trump was already pulling it back.
Yes, it is.
And it's because of Biden.
Everything that they said was going to happen under President Trump happened under Biden.
Good gravy, man.
All of it.
All that fear porn, all that stuff they were doing to us constantly.
I mean, that's all this is.
It's fear mongering.
It's making everybody react.
And here's the thing.
If he's that dang dumb...
This guy, Johnson, to actually say, I believe the intel.
I believe this.
He's either just a moron?
Yeah, I believe the FBI over the citizens.
I'm going to choose the FBI over the citizens.
I'm going to choose the CIA big war machine over the citizens.
I'm choosing everything, big government, over you.
And it's my decision, and I'm right, because I pray.
God, I hate this guy.
I can't stand it either, Kat.
I can't stand this guy.
I can't either.
Ugh.
Makes my skin crawl, this guy.
Good God.
Where did we get this ridiculous clown at?
It's the worst ever.
I mean, when we say that we're in war, I mean, my goodness sakes, we are.
You've got Iran, I mean, Israel, who just struck back.
Okay, so that's why we named the show What We Did.
We're in the middle of all of this stuff.
You've got three major explosions reported, right, where Iranian nuclear facilities are located.
You've got the U.S. officials.
They blame Israel for the attacks.
Yet, they were over there leaking all of this.
They were leaking that it was about to happen.
This is the Obamas.
And what do we know about Obamas?
They love Iran.
They love Iran.
They hold it sacred.
They love Iran.
They love open borders to try to change this country.
So they're all powerful and get all these voters in here.
And they love Iran.
Yes, they do.
They love war.
And that's why.
And the bloodier, the better.
The more people that are hurt and maimed and everything else, the better.
Because that just means more money their way.
I thought this was probably one of the best drawings I've ever come across.
And it's this one.
Input and output.
Biden, Obama.
They're shoveling billions in so that they can just continue on with this whole war.
Back and forth.
And then they get their own cut.
I'm serious.
This is actually where we are.
And this is one from Ben Garrison.
But that's all they are about.
They want to just continue to fund these wars.
They want to continue to fund themselves and they do not care about the people.
And it is one of the saddest things you will ever see because the people are the ones that are going to pay the price for this.
So you last night we had a massive explosion.
It was reported near Isfahan, Iran today.
And you have Isfahan is considered to be the primary location of the Iranian nuclear weapons program.
Explosions were also reported in Syria and Iraq on Friday morning.
So they're just...
They're just licking their chops at this point.
They cannot wait to get us headfirst into this one.
A hundred billion more.
And they borrow this from China or print it.
For more inflation, your eggs just went up another dollar and your chickens went up another two dollars.
And your gas.
So they can, we're going to send bullets.
If we don't send bullets, we don't have to put boots on the ground.
Who said we got to Put boots on the ground in Ukraine.
What are you talking about?
That ain't the two choices.
Here's the choices.
No more bullets and no boots on the ground.
That's a choice, right?
God, man.
These people think they can use some kind of weird Jedi mind trick because we're all stupid little low IQ peasants.
And he's a little nerd.
He's a little suit and tie.
I can use all these Jedi political mind tricks.
And we're not wise to this absolute loser.
Oh my gosh.
That guy pisses me off, man.
He has sold us out.
I spent years trying to get this majority.
All of us did.
We worked hard on this show.
We worked all you guys volunteer locally to try to give them this gavel.
And they have done nothing but stick that gavel straight up our asses.
It is so true.
I mean, we're just right in the middle of this nonsense.
I know, but this is exactly what they do.
And they love to be in the middle of it.
So, of course, all of this, remember when they kept saying, oh, Ukraine is winning, they're winning, they're winning, thanks to all of your contributions?
Well...
Now, all of a sudden, of course, just in typical MSM fashion, they've retracted all of that.
They finally admit that the Russian war is winning the conflict in Ukraine.
The CIA director Burns says Moscow may be victorious by year's end.
Of course, they're going to be victorious.
And here's the thing.
When President Trump gets back into office, he's going to see to it that all of this stops.
But it's not going to stop what's happening right now.
They are fueling the flames, the fire.
They do not care about people.
They do not care about humanity.
They do not care about the climate.
They don't care about anything as long as these things are going on.
All right?
So they're doing this solely for their own existence.
That's all this is about.
It's one thing.
Look at all the new pandemics they're trying to scare people on.
And look at the climate hoax.
If you live long enough, you'll see this.
I remember when it was the rainforest.
The destruction of the rainforest.
We ain't going to be able to breathe.
The rainforest is the Earth's lungs.
And it's got cancer.
We're all going to not be able to breathe.
My God, these people.
We got two choices, guys.
Bullets or troops.
So we're sending bullets.
Look how smart we are.
No.
No bullets, no troops.
Neither.
Oh, my gosh.
Hey, so just a break from this idiot that we can't stop screaming about because he deserves it.
I just posted a little 26, I haven't listened to this yet, but somebody just posted a little 26 second clip of that dude that caught himself on fire talking.
I don't know what he says.
He had a speech first before all of this stuff?
Okay, let's go check this whole thing out.
Oh my, alright, here we go.
I'm dying to see what he says.
Wow.
Start a fucking revolution.
You've got nothing to lose.
Okay, he did alright.
He did on himself.
The revolution and the revolution won.
Alright?
And damn, he had such a nice head of hair.
I was wondering when you were going to point that out.
What a waste.
What a waste of a perfectly good set of great hair.
I had no idea what that was going to say.
I thought it was going to be him talking, but it was even crazier than that.
Of course.
Well, I mean, think about it.
What do you think you're going to get from a guy that actually lights himself on fire?
I mean, seriously.
Crazed.
And I'm sorry that his parents and friends didn't say, hey, you know what?
This guy really needs some help before we got to this stage.
Yeah.
And here we are.
I mean, seriously, if you saw somebody acting nutty as a fruitcake, wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you say something?
Wouldn't you say, hey, you know what?
This person appears to be a danger to themselves or others.
Does he think he's going to put that video out and then catch himself on fire?
And he's like, oh man, I did it.
I started a revolution.
Oh my goodness sakes.
That was crazy.
And people are saying, stop laughing.
Okay, I have somebody that's saying, stop laughing.
He felt like he is losing his country.
Okay, well there are other ways to fight rather than set yourself on fire.
If you set yourself on fire, you're taking yourself out of the fight.
Completely.
Anybody can say anything about it they want with this guy, man.
But when you catch yourself on fire, you've lost the argument.
That's exactly it.
That is exactly it.
Remember the name of the guy that caught himself on fire for that other reason?
Me neither.
Right.
Exactly.
I mean, really, what does this do?
Absolutely nothing.
It's completely pointless.
I'm not going to sit here and say, oh, wow, you know, what a great move.
Ooh, everybody should join in and applaud this guy or understand where he's coming from.
No, the guy is sick.
This guy wasn't fighting for his country.
None of everything he's saying, read his manifesto.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's completely crazy.
Yep, exactly.
Exactly.
So here we are on this particular, you know, article and Ian Mills-Shong is saying how it started versus how it's going.
Now, remember when Politico would put out pieces like this, Ukraine is winning and it's changing.
Then, of course, Ukraine is heading for defeat.
You honestly cannot make this stuff up.
They sit there and try to cheer you on why they want your money, right?
And say, oh, we've got to engage.
We've got to send more money over there.
We actually have a chance.
To then, they start to prepare you to the reality.
There is no way Ukraine is going to beat Russia.
None.
Zero.
Zero.
And remember, none of these people are talking about peace.
You'll never hear peace come out of Mike Johnson's speech.
You'll never hear peace come out of Mike Pence, come out of John Bolton, Mike Pompeo, any of the Democrats.
There's never the word peace, ever.
What do they think they're going to do, just fight forever?
And never, and no matter what, I mean, I just don't get it.
They could have stopped this war before probably 600,000, they could have saved 600,000 lives, lost a little bit of the end of their country, and everybody would have went back to their corner, I guarantee you, if they just talked about peace.
And I'm sorry.
Would you give up Texas?
Would you give up?
Well, I might give up New York or Maine or something.
I know you'd give up California.
I'd give up California.
You'd have to move.
I'd give up California or Oregon.
Yeah, everybody keeps waiting for us to just fall right into the ocean.
New York City for sure.
So everybody said that two years ago.
Okay, now you're going to lose half your country and 600,000 more people.
So, I mean, at some point, you got to start talking.
They never mentioned peace.
I've never seen a war in my life go this long and one side that's loose that hasn't mentioned peace dogs one time.
Exactly.
And there's a reason for that.
And we all know what the reason is.
They also voted.
Okay, let's not forget this Congress of ours.
Voted so that nobody could oversee where that money goes.
Right.
So as soon as the money lands wherever it's supposed to land, we don't have any way of making sure it gets to the people, making sure it gets to one entity or another.
They voted that down.
They said, no, we don't need to keep tabs on it.
Well, why do you think that is?
Hello?
No tabs on the money.
Congress is exempt from being wiretapped by the FBI. And they want us to sit here and cheer and go, oh, yeah.
Man, it's just, you know, thank God for Trump because he's the only hope we have.
He is it.
He is absolutely it.
And what they are doing to that man right now is just so absolutely it.
It's making him more popular.
It's making him more popular, I'm telling you.
Oh, it totally is.
It really is.
Watch him walk around anywhere and watch Joe Biden stumble and slide around anywhere and, you know, that little script wah-wah thing he did, scripted all the way down.
They had a thing, even where he hands the guy the tip, every word was scripted and then nobody showed up.
They can plan an event with him and nobody shows up.
And I don't mean five people.
I mean, nobody.
I know it.
I mean, this is absolutely the truth.
I mean, if you want to know what I put out there today on social media, after watching all of this, I mean, seriously, like watching him, I mean, Biden really should campaign more, don't you think?
I mean, he's doing such a service for us, actually.
He can't even speak.
Yeah, listen to this.
I'm hoping you have this.
I've got a whole bunch of them.
Listen to this.
This guy does—every speech he does, he does this 30 times.
Yeah, easily.
And we're supposed to—and the media, the fake news media sits back and acts like it ain't happening.
I mean, can you imagine if Trump just did this once?
Hey, you're slurring your speech.
What's going on?
They don't even ask him.
They just ignore it like it's not happening.
Listen, I mean, I want everybody to give us a thumbs up if you think that Biden needs to continue on this campaign trail.
I think he is doing just an absolute fantastic job.
Please keep talking.
Here he is.
If you call it that.
Here it is.
Well, said important foreign products, I'm exporting further products.
Said important foreign products, I'm exporting further products.
Oh, please campaign more Joe Biden.
Please.
I mean, who in the hell?
This guy's the president of the United States?
The resident?
My God, and he does this a thousand times a week, and the press just, let's just ignore it, like we don't have a demented imbecile talking gibberish, baby gibberish.
Even with marbles in your mouth, even with marbles in your mouth, you could do a better job.
I could literally drink a whole bottle of whiskey and put marbles in my mouth, and beat myself on top of the head with a hammer three times and talk better than that.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
So then he goes on now, okay, because he's losing such favorability and because people recognize the fact that he is not in charge.
He is on his way out mentally.
I mean, if there's anything left, we do not know.
But here he is saying that little kids give him the middle finger.
Listen to this.
I never thought I'd see a sign when I'm going through a neighborhood or a rural town in the West to see big signs that have a Trump sign in the middle that says F. Biden and having a little kid standing with his middle finger, seven years old, eight years old.
Well, I promise it happens all the time.
Oh, poor Biden.
Let me tell you something.
He's giving them the middle finger so they don't come and try to sniff him.
You know?
I mean, that's exactly it.
They wanted him to stay away from him, so they figure, you know, this is a uniform.
Well, because she was the one that was covering it.
This is a clip that I had.
That's Fox News.
Have you ever thought, you know what?
I really was on the fence.
On something.
I was really on the fence on this subject.
And here comes Dana Perino with the most powerful points.
And now I believe this.
I mean, just give me a break.
She never said anything to change anybody's mind in her life.
Oh my gosh, no.
You don't look for her reasoning.
If you haven't watched Fox News for years like I hadn't, and you just try its own line or something, and you try to watch it for a second, it's impossible to watch.
I just think, honestly, I mean, let's just get this guy out front and center.
I mean, Joe Biden needs to be everywhere, talking, addressing the world and addressing everybody else.
At some point, people will wake up on the left and say, oh my gosh, and then ask them, are you really going to vote for that?
I mean, seriously, you understand he shuffles.
He doesn't walk, right?
He doesn't know where he is.
He's got a nurse and an aide by his side.
That's what you see as a leader?
Give me a break.
This is so bad.
So Deucey just asked the worst, John Pierre, the dumbest person to ever get behind the press secretary podium.
Deucey, why is Biden saying his uncle was eaten by cannibals?
John Pierre, let's not make jokes about this.
Deucey, President Biden said it.
John Pierre, your line is for a laugh or a funny statement.
Good God.
I know.
I mean, the jokes just write themselves, Scott.
I mean, you can't understand him, and when you finally do understand him, yeah, man, my uncle Bosie, man, he dropped overseas and died and candles ate him and stir-fried him.
Yeah, my God.
I know.
It's so embarrassing.
I mean, the whole thing is so embarrassing.
Who could take us seriously right now?
God.
No one.
No one.
No one could take us seriously.
She's just as big of a joke.
And then yesterday, his dang, Uncle Bo's got ate by cannibals.
He can't even close or open a box when he goes to the wall.
It's all staged.
Nobody shows up.
I mean, this guy is a joke, man.
And it gets worse and worse and worse.
In the meantime, their whole plan is just to keep Trump in the court and try to put him in prison.
Here she is.
All right, here we go.
Corrine Jean-Pierre trying to do her job.
Why is President Biden saying he was shot down?
There's no evidence of that.
And why is he saying that his uncle was eaten by cannibals?
That's a bad way to go.
He lost his life.
It's not, look, I'm not, we should not make jokes about this.
Oh, wait, wait.
President Biden said that his uncle was eaten by cannibals.
I mean, your last line is for a laugh.
It's for a funny statement.
And he takes this very seriously.
His uncle, who served and protected this country, Lost his life serving.
And that should matter.
That's not what this is about.
Now wait a minute.
Did he?
I mean, he said he was eaten by cannibals.
For some reason, I don't think the whole thing's true.
Okay, well, he really touched a nerve, okay, because you've got perturbed New Guinea academics who are lashing out at Joe Biden over cannibalism claims.
They wouldn't just eat any white man who fell from the sky.
LAUGHTER Oh, my goodness sakes.
I'm serious.
You cannot make some of this stuff up.
So here you go.
And obviously, his, you know, his Uncle Bozy isn't on the menu.
They wouldn't have eaten Uncle Bozy.
He did not have that big of...
A credit behind him.
So on Wednesday, you had, it's just funny to cover some of this stuff sometimes, Biden reporters on the tarmac as he was departing Scranton, Pennsylvania, this shocking story about the final days of his dear Uncle Bozy.
Okay, so he gets up there and he says, you know, Uncle Bozy, he was shot down.
He was an Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force.
Yeah, he was an Air Force before there was an Air Force.
One flew over the cuckoo's nest.
He flew a single-engine plane, reconnaissance flights, over New Guinea, and he volunteered when someone couldn't make it, and he got shot down in an area...
Where there were a lot of cannibals.
So then he goes on to say that, you know, they never found the body because there used to be a lot of cannibals for real in that part of New Guinea.
Okay, all of this was a complete and total lie.
You even had the White House who had to come back and say it didn't happen at all, which you can imagine that kind of retraction.
Here it is in his own words.
You gotta hear it, because it's just funny.
I mean, some people watch this clip over and over again.
I've been sending this to all my lib friends.
Listen.
Ambrose Finnegan, when they called him Uncle Bozy, he was shot down.
He was in the Army Air Corps before there was an Air Force.
He flew single-engine planes, reconnaissance flights over New Guinea.
He had volunteered because someone couldn't make it.
He got shot down in an area where there were a lot of...
And there she is.
Green John Pierre is right there.
They never recovered his body, but the government went back when I went down there and they checked in parts of the plane and the like.
And what I was thinking about when I was standing there was when Trump refused to go up to the memorial for veterans in Paris, and he said they're a bunch of suckers and losers.
Now, what does that have to do with Trump saying suckers and losers?
I mean, come on.
He does not know where he is.
They did that the whole time he was in.
They would just make up something and the press would just say, we're going to make up something and run with it.
It is so true.
And they get all them dumb, low IQ liberals out there.
Oh, they call them suckers and losers.
He got them.
Actually, Biden is the one that cussed at them, remember?
For real, it's on Twitter.
Absolutely.
He is an angry...
Dumb bastards or whatever you call them.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he's always saying something horrible.
But look who is right next to him.
Corrine Jean-Pierre.
When he made this statement.
When he told this story.
I bet she's saying to herself, it's going to be a long week this week.
I mean, you can see that she's listening to what she is going to have to actually answer for later on.
I mean, it just tells a story.
We all know exactly.
But the funniest thing in the world is that you've got New Guinea academics who are blasting Joe, all right, for his baseless cannibalism story.
Maybe they're just trying to get us immune to the idea of cannibalism, kind of like grooming children, you know, since you've got all of those Haitians that are heading to Florida, if they're not already there.
So that you don't think anything about the fact that somebody decides that you look pretty tasty today, Kat.
And your little dog, too.
I mean, come on.
Is that what they're trying to do?
Numb us for what's coming across our border?
This is unbelievable.
And we've got them here.
I'll tell you one thing.
They're talking about in San Diego how many of these rafts are coming up on shore in La Jolla and other places in San Diego.
It's becoming a common occurrence where people are just getting off these rafts and they're just getting right on to U.S. Seoul and then they just disappear within the country.
And if they're caught, they're released.
And if they're caught, then they have a court date in 2025 or beyond.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how this whole system works.
They then committed eight more murders by then.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, this is a real serious situation we have going on right now.
But Biden is just completely out of his mind.
I mean, in fact...
He is, yes.
I mean, it's getting worse.
I said, what, months ago that it's going to get so bad before the election.
And, man, it's April.
And he's going to, I mean, the new president will get sworn in until, what, January the 20th.
So he's got three quarters of a year left.
Just imagine, just let's say August.
He's going to be in a wheelchair because he can barely walk now.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, really?
That's why I'm saying campaign.
Campaign away, Joe Biden.
We want to see more of you.
And don't worry about those little kids giving you the middle finger.
They're just protecting themselves.
Yeah.
They're letting you know it's a no-go, Joe.
No.
Go.
You're not allowed to sniff.
Actually, everywhere his motorcade goes, he's booed and heckled and it's F. Joe Biden and you suck.
Yes, he is.
Everywhere he goes.
Even in his hometown of Scranton, they were booing him.
I mean, that should tell you everything you need to know.
I mean, well, we know.
He's not likable.
That's why they've got President Trump just strung out in court.
That's why they cannot beat President Trump, but they will not replace Biden.
Because if they replace Biden, they miss out on, well, Obama and Hillary Clinton would miss out on pulling the strings and Basically running this entire operation the way they have since the very beginning, since they stole the election.
See, Hillary Clinton couldn't beat Trump, right?
Joe Biden couldn't beat Trump, so they stole it the second time.
Once they realized what they were up against with the American people, that everybody was going to show up and vote for President Trump, we even overwhelmed them in 2020.
We absolutely did.
That's why they had to stop the voting to begin with.
They weren't expecting us to show up.
They knew and they saw the optics.
They saw the parades.
They saw the boat parades.
They saw all the truckers.
They saw everybody gearing up and ready to vote for President Trump.
So they knew it was going to be big.
But they didn't know it was going to be that big.
And that's why they stopped.
And so now they're just sitting here saying, okay, well, we're just going to make sure that President Trump is unable to do anything but sit in court for a bogus trial, one that the DA wouldn't even bring, the DA beforehand wouldn't even bring, right?
And now we've got this.
What a disaster.
What an absolute disaster.
Look, if you cannot participate, then it's time for you to do something else.
The left has just stolen this whole thing with the help of the Republicans.
We should have had this in the bag.
If we had a working system of government, it would have been done.
We would have had President Trump back to back.
It amazes me that after this clown speaker sold us out, With action after action, now he's doing a tour to explain himself?
Right.
It's over!
You already gave him the farm!
It's done!
There's nothing you can say now.
Now, here's what they always do.
Here comes the red meat to get him back on your side.
Don't fall for that.
This clown's gotta go.
He's a terrible speaker.
The ins and outs, you know, the, we can't do it, we'll give it to Jeffries and all that.
Man, like I said, they have screwed me so much, I just don't care.
I mean, how can I care about somebody that stabs me in the back and then gets on Twitter and literally, and then rubs it in and then pours salt in the wound?
Just can't stand it, man.
And then coming out with all them lies?
I ain't listening to your lies, dummy.
It's so true.
No, it's bad enough you stabbed me in the back.
I got the FBI listening to this show right now because without a warrant, and our borders wide open, and we just gave all of our money to other countries' wars, but now I got to listen to you sit up there and lie about it too?
No, I ain't going to listen to words you ever say again.
I don't care what you have to say.
No.
You're a sellout.
I don't care what you have to say no more than I care what anybody, Nancy Pelosi, has to say.
Oh, it's just gotten so...
You don't have the right for me to get to listen to you anymore.
You haven't earned it.
Mm-mm.
Nope.
Well, I don't know who all is falling for all of this, but whenever I hear FBI warning, I think about it a little bit closer than just going with the warning from the FBI. All I think about is, okay, so what kind of nonsense have they gotten us into this time?
What kind of entrapment?
What are they actually trying to do?
They're trying to set us up in one way or another.
Well, they've got a new warning out there.
Okay, so again, this is fear porn.
It's what I like to call it because it's all over the place.
Now, if they cared so much, don't you think they would have taken out those balloons that were in our skies for weeks at a time?
One after another, after another, flying over military bases, etc.
We already talked about the fact that they want to get your DNA, of course, you know, their viruses and everything else.
They want to make sure only affect a certain type of person.
And so you've got all of this going on.
The FBI is very concerned.
And this is one of the things that they were able to con, I don't know if he was conned or not, Mike Johnson over.
The threat is real.
Look, they've been selling us out for years.
Even Joe Biden is the first one to tell everybody that.
I mean, it's not a surprise.
What's your take on this, Kat?
This warning from the FBI? They let all these people come by the thousands over the southern border.
And then they say, hey, we're going to warn y'all, man.
There's going to be some Terry shit coming.
We're the FBI. We got it all figured out.
Oh, really?
I could have told you that when you let 7 million people walk across the border in the last two years.
Thanks, FBI, for all the work.
My God.
That's what I think about it.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, if you were to listen to the words of Joe Biden...
Here's what he had to say about that.
Folks, we have mortgaged our foreign policy.
Everyone's out there going, oh, my God, how in God's name, you know, the Chinese came here and the president didn't get anything.
Guess what?
They own us.
We welcome, President Obama and I, we welcome, encourage and see nothing but positive benefits flowing from direct investment in the United States from Chinese businesses and Chinese entities.
Welcome.
Come one, come all.
I am so serious.
And you know what?
If you have an extra room in your home, please make it available for our good friends who are breaking the law by coming across the border.
Don't you wish that other countries would open up their borders to us that way?
I mean, seriously.
I would love to vote against Macron.
I just posted a mugshot of the guy that set himself on fire.
It just gets better and better.
Let me see what you...
Oh my goodness sakes.
Oh yeah, here we go.
Wow!
Isn't this fun?
So you've got Max Crosby, a Zellero of St.
Augustine, Florida.
Okay.
The man who basically set himself on fire in front of the New York City courthouse where Trump's trial is taking place and had filed a personal injury lawsuit against entities including the Clinton Foundation, Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel...
And let's see who else.
Sam Beckman-Fried.
There you go.
Stanford University.
Got to throw a university in there.
Stanford, no less.
Okay.
The lawsuit was dismissed on October 2023 after Azarello, I guess, failed to demonstrate standing.
He was arrested August of last year in St.
Johns County, Florida, where disturbing the peace for damaging property.
Look at that picture.
I mean, he's a sick individual.
This guy was crazy, man.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry he ended his life.
This had nothing to do with politics.
This guy was crazy.
Of course.
I mean, seriously, what was your first clue?
I mean, you know, when you look at something like this, you know.
Catching yourself on fire is the first clue.
Yeah.
Downhill from there.
And a manifesto to beat the band.
But like I said, somebody had to have known that he had really crossed the line and nobody said anything.
The onus is on them.
Sometimes people are so sick they can't, they obviously don't know what's going on in this guy's face.
Sometimes people have a family member they've tried to help for 20 years and one person drops off at a time.
Especially if you're a heroin addict or something, you just won't help yourself at some point.
And then the last nicest, most patient person in the family You know, who's drained their own bank account to help this person or do whatever and bailed them out of jail a million times or done this.
And when that's gone, that's how they end up living under a bridge.
And so it's not like these people don't have family members that care.
You can only try to help somebody that won't help themselves for so many years before it just starts to take, you know, it's like a drowning man takes you down with them.
Completely.
It's really, it's really sad.
But I mean, that's why I really wish that we still had mental institutions.
I really do.
I see it all day long here.
I remember when I first moved to Hollywood, and I was living, you know, somewhere else before.
And when I first got here, I was like, oh my gosh, you know, I'm wondering if I'm living in an alternative, you know, world, because everybody seems to be talking to themselves, okay?
Like they're having full-fledged conversations, right?
Completely.
They're tripping out on something, and yet I'm not.
So I'm living in my world, they're living in their world, and I'm seeing them swatting things that aren't there, kicking things that aren't there, screaming obscenities, getting upset, playing in a major league.
I've got Miss America on an overpass, who's not wearing anything at all.
I used to call her Miss America, who's waving at the traffic and nobody's doing anything.
And I'm like, okay, so, right.
This is a perfect example.
You get desensitized to crazy after a while.
Well, you do.
And, I mean, there are certain things that residents here do.
Like, if there is, you know, leftover food from a meal that you have, set it next to the trash can, not in the trash can, because you don't want somebody else to spoil it with a cigarette or, you know, whatever else they throw into the trash.
And so that somebody can eat it.
I mean, there's certain things that you do.
Can even homeless people eat the crap they eat in college?
Oh my gosh.
Here's half my couscous and tofu burger.
I think I almost got us to screw you.
You got a hamburger and french fries or something normal?
There are.
There's some Kentucky Fried Chicken, some Popeyes.
There's all that stuff too.
And protein, of course, is king.
Here's my spinach protein.
Lava drink.
Sitting out in the sun for five minutes.
It's really gotten disturbing here.
It really is.
Between the plastic surgery and everything that's going on in California, I mean, you hear the stories, and I live here, and so I get to see it on the regular, and it's awful to watch.
I mean, it truly is.
And when you talk about stealing elections and everything else, there's no doubt that's what happened to my state.
And it's going to happen to your state as well.
So Ross Mussen reports they put out this particular piece.
A crazy man claimed that the CCP had used secret illegal U.S. election computer access to switch votes in 2020.
And the crazy man was mocked and sued.
But times have changed and new data arrived at the U.S. Supreme Court.
Proving that.
The fall of the machine.
So embedded Dominion employees or any malicious actor who knows where to look can gain access and control over an election.
It's like a bank telling the public that they have the most secure vault in the world and then taping the combination on the wall next to the vault door.
Even worse, key logging features that would record system activity Showing such control can be manipulated or disabled, thereby rendering, yes, the system.
They will these things in.
They will these things in.
And they're these little machines, man.
I mean, a Ms.
Pac-Man has better.
It's harder to break into than these things.
It's absolutely true.
I mean, my God.
They're just like the most secure election.
You can't break into these, man.
They're Fort Knox.
People's hacked the Pentagon, for God's sake.
Surely, of course they can hack these little machines.
It's nothing for somebody a pro, man.
This is like, my God, the easiest thing they can ever think about doing for a professional is to hack one of them little old machines.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, a lot of these Democrat-controlled states, it has nothing to do with the people who are voting.
They've rigged this stuff.
I mean, look at this, for example.
Soros funded California DA Gascon.
He drops charges against Connick's CEO for political reasons after he was caught storing U.S. elections data in China.
The FBI also mysteriously dropped the investigation.
What are they hiding?
What do you think?
And here's the thing.
The statement that Gascon said, he didn't deny any of it.
They don't even deny it anymore.
But that's exactly what's happening.
That's why I get a little sensitive when people say, "Oh, you know, what's wrong with everybody in California?" There are so many people that are like, "Oh my gosh, I would never ever vote for a Democrat or for Joe Biden or any of this nonsense or for Adam Schiff." I mean, there are so many people that would, you know, that are very involved in trying to turn California around.
But it's stolen time and time again.
And we don't have a party.
They're just cheap.
Right.
I mean, they count for months in California, not weeks, months.
Exactly.
And it's all so that they can stay in office, and that's exactly what's happening.
I mean, even our mayor race, that was stolen from us right before our eyes as well.
I mean, we're in a really bad situation.
It's a bad situation right now in California.
And if you're not careful, it's going to happen to you too.
And you're going to sit there and go, wait a minute.
But with Republicans like these, who needs enemies at all?
Also, just real quick, we have an update and then we'll let you go on to enjoy your weekend.
The Kraken lawyer, Sidney Powell, she was completely, you know, vindicated after the Democrat judges dismissed disciplinary effort by State Bar of Texas.
I am thrilled that that happened for her.
You know, everybody was a victim.
They get the mugshot in the headline, and they plaster it all over the place, and they try to ruin these people's reputation, and then two years later, they know it's all a lie, and they know two years later nobody's going to pick it up.
These people are evil scumbags, the so-called journalists in this country.
Absolutely.
And it's to teach all of the other lawyers a lesson, just like it is us protesters or anybody that wants to speak out against the regime.
They will destroy you.
They will completely eviscerate your entire reputation, everything that you have built, everything that you know.
With a headline.
That's how they play.
Alright, so if you're not doing anything tomorrow, I would love it if you would join Me and the Gems on a political rendezvous.
It's every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
It's on a separate channel.
It's on Jules Jones Live on Rumble Video.
Love to have you check it out.
We're going through all of these different, you know, nutty people and this whole case that they have against President Trump.
Tomorrow, we will be discussing corrupt Michael Cohen, where he came from, who he is, and all the particulars, and what's going on with the case, so that you are all up to date on that.
But we have a great time.
We do a top ten.
We have fun.
And if you are a political junkie and you're looking for something to do, we'd love to have you there.
That's Jules Jones live on Rumble Video.
So, anything else you'd like to add, Kat, before we go and play?
Nope.
I ain't got nothing.
I just, you know.
We got you fired up today.
Just a little bit.
I'm not as fired up as that guy.
You're not going to let yourself on fire.
I can guarantee you that.
No, no.
That's the most painful way you could ever die.
It's absolutely dumb.
Really?
Man.
I mean, seriously.
It's so painful.
It is so true.
All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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