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MAGA SERVES | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 540 - 4/5/2024
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Today is Friday, April 5th, 2024, episode number 540.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hi, hi, hi.
How goes it today?
It's another day in paradise.
It's Friday.
Yay!
After a weekend.
Well, that was a quick one, wasn't it?
Wasn't it quick?
I know.
It's kind of nice.
I can get used to this.
I really can.
Although I do have my show tomorrow, so I want to remind everybody about that because I do have a show that hopefully you all will check out.
And it's on Jules Jones Live.
It's a totally different channel.
But just so you know, we're going to be talking about Judge Merchant.
And so the name of that show is going to be Compromised Judge Merchant.
And then next week, because we've been doing all these different things on that channel, like the villains and the heroes, I'm going to have, hopefully, she's going to check out her flight schedule.
But Laura Loomer's going to join me because she did this whole expose on him and what a crook he is.
So she'll be on my show next Saturday.
So I'm psyched about that.
Yeah, she's just awesome.
I really love what she's doing.
She is just exposing these fools.
She's a firecracker.
She is beholden to no one.
And I'm just so proud to have somebody like her on our team.
So I'm going to give background this weekend.
And then she's going to give us the real scoop heading into the weeks.
I mean, next weekend.
So I can't wait to hear what else she discovers in the meantime.
I mean, she's just on fire.
It's really cool.
It's really awesome.
But anyway, MAGA is up to a lot.
I'm telling you one thing, when you mentioned that yesterday, Kat, about how so many people are waking up, it truly is.
I mean, that earthquake that they felt in New York, it's happening everywhere.
Yeah.
It absolutely is.
Yeah, they go crazy over, what, a four point something?
I know that's nothing for us.
That's like every day for you.
That's like lunch.
I know, but I do remember the feeling of feeling my first earthquake and being, you know, really rattled by it.
So I get it.
If you're not used to them, it's pretty frightening.
And I grabbed this clip because it was so cute, this little dog.
He absolutely knew what was happening, even ahead of time.
You can see him respond.
There's language, just so if you're sensitive to it, but check out the earthquake in New Jersey.
There you go.
There you go.
Holy shit!
What the fuck happened?
Oh my gosh, that's how it rolls around here.
Like three seconds before it happened?
They always do.
My cats, my dogs, all of them, they know when it's about to happen.
They feel it coming on.
There's no question about it.
If I scared you guys up in New Jersey, you can come out and hang in my closet with me sometime during a Cat 5 hurricane for four hours.
150 mile an hour sustained winds and trees falling all over the house.
You think you're gonna die.
Exactly.
Think about that, but three times, thousand times worse, but four hours straight.
Oh my gosh.
And then just what happened in, of course, Japan.
Everybody watched those videos and that was something else.
I mean, these things happen.
And I know you've cleared out some of your stalls over there during the holiday, during our holiday.
But I don't know if you have room for all the littermates.
You have to reserve stall number three for me in case this place gets too crazy.
I reserved that a long time ago.
Yeah, I got my barn cleaned up.
That's what I did on vacation.
That's awesome, though.
I mean, progress.
A lot of work.
I'll let it go bad.
Well, that's what happens when we get really busy.
You just can't even keep up with what we have going on over here, so it's a lot.
But yes, you had a magnitude 4.8 earthquake.
It was centered in New Jersey.
Tremors were felt throughout Pennsylvania, New York, and Connecticut, and Delaware.
So, they said the epicenter was actually at Trump's property, and it kind of escalated from there.
So, a lot of people are talking about this.
But it is kind of fun for us, you know, over here in California to hear people react, because we have that all the time.
Yeah, I didn't see really any damage or anything.
No.
No, it doesn't look like it, other than...
Once it gets to about, you know, you just want...
If it's seven, then you're kind of screwed, and if it's eight, you're just like...
Everybody does pretty much in the city.
You know, that's rare.
It is.
Well, it's definitely something, but a lot of people are talking about it.
Where was that real bad one?
I can't remember in California.
That real bad one back when I was younger.
Oh, gosh.
The bridges collapsed and really killed all them people.
It was a bad one.
Oh, there's been a lot like over by Oakland area.
I think so.
I think it was.
Yeah, it was outside.
It was the Bay Area on TV. I believe.
Yeah.
So before my time, I think.
But here's what they're talking about.
So for all you conspiracy theorists, a map of the impact puts the Trump National Golf Club, the Bedminster at the epicenter.
Of the earthquake in New Jersey.
So here it is.
And here is his golf club.
And so let the theorists begin.
But yeah, I know a lot of people were very rattled.
And it is rattling.
If you're not used to it, it definitely is.
One thing I was going to say, and this is not a conspiracy.
Kat, I was telling you before the show, I can't find you.
I have to type in the at symbol and cat turd 2 in order to find you or anybody else on Twitter, on xTwitter.
I don't know what's going on.
These latest algorithms are the worst I've ever seen.
I've never been throttled like I am now.
It's bad.
I'm sitting there typing in, I'm Memo.
I'm sitting there trying to remember everybody's handle, and I'm like, oh my gosh, why am I having such a heart?
I can't do anything.
I know it.
I'm never going to understand algorithms, and they can try to explain it until they're blue in the face.
They're dumb.
What do you want?
You want less interaction?
You want more interaction?
I mean, what do you want?
And they're like, look, man, look at all the engagements we got.
They're up 10%.
Well, why don't you just get rid of the algorithms and let them be up 5,000%?
Oh my gosh.
I mean...
It's just all they do is just limit everybody from seeing each other.
I don't get it, man.
Make it a free-for-all, free speech zone.
It's really true because I'm sitting there typing out everybody's name.
It doesn't have any recollection of who I've looked at before or anything like that.
It just seems like...
I don't know.
I know they're trying to get rid of bots over there and all of those great improvements, but at the same time, just so everybody knows...
The pee in my bio.
My god, I got about 1,000.
I got about at least 5,000 of those blocked right now.
I know.
Nudes in my bio.
I've got those going on mine now.
Nice ones.
Man.
Some of them girls were making, they do them stories, making big money out.
I quit my teaching job, made five times on OnlyFans, and here comes five million people trying to do OnlyFans now at the same time.
Wow.
I bet there's money to be made in it.
Not my thing.
Definitely not my thing.
So there's a lot of reports of this whole thing, and I just wanted everybody to know, too, that it's not that anybody's ignoring anybody, but I don't see you.
I don't see you on X or on Twitter.
I have no idea.
And then, of course, my DMs ever since the whole thing.
How are you doing?
A lot of people have been asking me, how are you with the whole smiles thing?
Have you gotten better with that?
I'd love to say yes, but it's just...
It's just killer, isn't it?
I know.
It's just the whole...
The vibe of my ranch has changed because he was the number one personality dog and the hardest to take care of in the life of the party.
It's kind of boring.
Oh my gosh.
He just lit up the place.
I just wanted to ask you, because I know that, you know, at first it's the shock and all of that, and we go through all of that, right?
But then it's the aftermath, and so I just wanted to follow up, because I've been thinking about you, and I've been thinking about that, and I just wanted to, and I know the littermates have been, too.
I've had a lot of pets in my life, but man, I tell you, I've never had one hurt as bad as him.
He was just something special.
He absolutely was.
Just something about that old dog.
He was just a doll baby.
Well, just know that the prayers haven't gone anywhere.
Everybody is still talking about him.
It's a miracle, though.
He's the father of the puppy turds.
I know.
He definitely had either.
So, all the puppy turds are getting DNA. I'd say if I did Wiggles,
he'd be over 70%.
Oh my gosh.
But the fact that, you know, at his age, he did it.
I know.
He was really coming back to life.
A couple of years ago, you were talking about how you were going to have to make all these improvements to your truck, how you were going to need to do all these different things because he was having such a hard time.
And then he started getting better.
He was having a real hard time.
Every morning when I woke up, if he wouldn't write to the door when I let him out, Literally for two years.
Every time I opened the door in the morning, I didn't know if he'd be alive or not.
He was off and on.
He had good weeks and bad weeks.
He'd been using the ramp to get up in the truck for two years, not two weeks.
I know it.
And at the end, you know, the last few weeks, he'd just kind of stay on the bottom and I have to just bend over and push his butt hard as I could.
But boy, did he like getting in that truck.
Well, I just want you to know that everybody's thinking and praying about him and about you and everybody there at Cat Turd Ranch because I know nobody saw that one coming and it was so, it was earth-shaking, really, right before we went on holiday.
It's horrible.
I know it.
I couldn't get past it when I lost my cat.
It's been a couple weeks and this is all I can think about.
It'll get better, but I do have the other dogs that keep me busy.
That's what's great.
Yes, exactly.
I went totally through a whole dry period.
I was like, no way am I going to have another animal.
I'm not going to hurt like that again after I lost my cat.
And then because I felt like, okay, this sort of feels like I'm cheating on my cat by getting another cat and I'm not ready for that.
I went three years and then I decided to get a dog.
And now I have two dogs because I have a rescue from my friend who, of course, passed away.
And so those two are figuring out life.
But I know exactly.
There's a pain that you just don't even know where to put it.
It's awful.
It's that.
It was specifically him.
He was just something else.
It's hard to explain it.
You see the pictures of him, but just how he was every day just kept me in stitches.
It's one of the funniest animals I've ever seen in my life.
I mean, I still have my cat on my phone.
Cat.
Seriously.
My cat that passed is still my screensaver on my phone.
I just can't get past it.
I don't know.
It's like one of those things that you go through.
I don't know when to delete the contact when somebody passes.
I don't know when to get rid of that being my home screen when an animal passes.
It's like, at what point do you do that?
I don't know.
I haven't figured it out yet.
I got his ashes yesterday.
I don't even know what to do with him.
Did you?
Oh my gosh.
So I had them cremated, which I don't know if people believe in it or not.
Well, I have mine.
It's not like I can bury them, you know, a dog that big and then with all the animals around.
So I had to do what I had to do.
Absolutely.
I also have a paw print and I also have all these little different things.
I got that too.
I got everything.
I know.
I'm the same.
I know.
I'm the same way.
Well, just know that we're all thinking and praying for you and for everybody over there.
I know all the animals there are really kind of going through it as well.
I mean, they've lost a sibling, so...
Yeah, Pedro's the one that's just, you know, and he's not, you know, he's getting old.
He's anywhere from 10 to 12 years old, I'm not sure, and he's, man, he's turning gray.
That dog, his whole face is gray.
Isn't that something?
I know.
They ate.
I mean, just overnight, he went from black face to gray face.
Mm-hmm.
It's really true.
Now, he's starting to have to use the ramp to get up in the truck.
Well, there you go.
Okay, so you've got a little retirement situation.
The last few days he couldn't get up.
I said, I guess I'm going to bust out the ramp for you now, and he went right up.
It works.
Yeah, you can recycle some of this stuff.
But see, I don't have the dogs out in pairs, so Wiggles and Monkey came out together, then the twins, and then him.
So he lived with smiles this whole time.
They slept in the same room, and they were always together in the truck, so that was his buddy.
The other dogs, I do let them intermingle every now and then just to get a different, you know, thing.
But it's just, I try to, it's, when you've got this many acres and you can't just watch six dogs, I mean, two's a lot easier to watch.
And plus, it's so hot most of the time, they want to come in in the air condition anyway after about an hour.
Absolutely.
I mean, you can understand why, too.
I mean, but they were buds.
And so that's, you know, definitely, you know, that that's got him real upset.
But I know you're doing all you can to keep everybody's spirits high and everything good over there.
I know you are.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just the best deal with his life.
You're the best pet dog, you know, dad ever, ever.
They're lucky to have gotten onto cat turd ranch.
Seriously.
I mean, I can't imagine a better experience for you.
Yes, it is.
And when you're in the country, man, dogs are different than city dogs.
Completely.
My dog might get a rattlesnake bite this afternoon.
I mean, there's something, there's a bear around again, I can tell.
Pedro's the bear whisperer.
He knows when there's a bear around.
He's been acting crazy towards my backwoods.
And then when I let Sweetie and Petey out this morning, they went over there and Sweetie got her hair all the way up, man, was barking into the woods.
And I mean, it was up, both of them.
Goodness sakes.
That's usually a coyote or a bear, but normally a bear.
Oof.
Yeah, well we have animals in LA, just not that kind.
Yeah, they're intense.
Exactly.
Not the same kind at all.
So it looks like this whole thing, even Yankee Stadium, they definitely felt the earthquake ahead of the home opener.
The field was shaking.
You've got all kinds of different people that are posting about it.
Like I said, it's kind of fun for us over here.
To see that, especially since it was small and nobody was hurt or anything like that.
I like Chris Christie's tweet today.
Boy, that was that too easy.
Wasn't that fun?
My whole house is shaking over here.
Oh my God.
I was like, holy shit.
Here we go.
This is going to be the biggest, funest comments to ever read in history.
Oh my gosh.
I was laughing so hard.
I thought to myself, oh, if anybody's having fun with this, it's Kat.
It is definitely, definitely Kat.
Because Chris Christie is, he's just like all the others that we're trying to get rid of here.
And when I saw that he had made that statement, I thought, okay, so Kat's going to have fun with this one.
No doubt about it.
What if there was, I mean, think about it.
What if it was a 7.2 and New York would have crumbled?
Who's going to build it back?
Nobody wants to build there.
After what they did to Trump?
You think businesses are going to pour in there and invest and have the political AG? I'm going to come after you because you're a Republican.
And I'm going to take all your money away with a corrupt judge.
They have no idea what they've done to themselves.
Nobody wants to go there.
No.
Definitely not.
People are leaving.
Not coming in.
They're going out.
Plus, you know, $9,000 a month for a one-bedroom, half a kitchen.
I mean, that's what they are.
Exactly.
To do what?
Gosh.
So you can get dressed up like a freak with some other freaks and tell each other how great you are?
I don't get it.
Yeah.
I'm a country boy.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's one of those things.
They have just destroyed New York, just like they've destroyed California, and people are waking up to it.
In fact, I thought it was really great.
I saw this one from iMemo.
You're talking about the younger generation.
And we talked about that a little bit yesterday about how they truly are waking up and to the fact that elections do have consequences.
She put this video out there.
Check it out.
Can somebody explain to me in crayon eating terms why I make over three times the federal minimum wage and I cannot afford to live?
And I do not want to hear the, pull yourself up from your bootstraps, work 90 hours a week.
That's not the goal, guys!
That's not!
That should not be our standard!
I'm so, I am so fucking tired of people being complacent with this uniparty, both of them fucking us over, When my parents were my age, they both made less than half of what I make and they lived alone.
I cannot afford to live anywhere alone.
A one-bedroom apartment, $1,800.
Two-bedroom apartment, $2,200.
Who the fuck can afford that?
It is embarrassing to come out and say that it is a struggle to survive right now.
But I know so many people are struggling.
And do not get me started on what my grandparents were doing.
$3,000 house.
And yes, I understand inflation and all of the bullshit that they have been pulling with the Fed.
Why are we allowing it?
Why?
And then I clock out of my shift.
I am tired.
I have to go home.
And I check the news.
Another 60 fucking billion to a country nobody can point out on a map.
What are we doing?
Where has the plot gone?
We have lost it, folks.
We have fucking lost it.
The American dream is dead.
It is over.
Gone and forgotten.
Okay, welcome to Biden's America.
Yeah.
That's what it's going to take, you know.
How bad does it have to get?
And, you know, for a liberal, it has to get real bad.
But, you know, every time there's, like, that guy right there is an automatic Trump voter.
Exactly.
Even The Rock, who's more like a pebble.
Oh, isn't he ridiculous?
Yeah, and he's like, oh, I regret my, oh, yeah, if you try to get him elected, I bet you do regret it.
You know what's so interesting about this whole clip with The Rock is that if you close your eyes, and I challenge everybody to do that, if you close your eyes, you would swear that it was Obama.
I mean, seriously, I don't know who these people get trained by, but it's obviously a political move.
I'm not even falling for this at all.
He just goes with the wind.
What is going to make me more popular?
Okay, everybody's shifting over to Trump now, so I've got to shift to Trump too.
I mean, they have no convictions, these people.
Like, I give a damn what Rock thinks about everything.
I don't care what that dude thinks about nothing.
Who is he?
Well, here's the thing.
I don't care!
Right, but here's the thing.
He's obviously, they did kind of use his name out there at one point to, you know, talk about whether he had political aspirations.
Remember, he did the whole thing with Hawaii and Oprah.
I know they were going for the whole popularity factor, like with President Trump.
Who could they put up against President Trump?
I don't trust this snake as far as I could throw him.
And all he is saying, I mean, keep in mind what he's saying is he won't make that mistake again, meaning Biden.
And so he's clearly learned from his past.
He's only talking about public endorsement, saying that he's learned his lesson.
Who does he run to?
Fox News.
So he thinks that he's talking to conservatives by running and having this interview over there.
He's talking to Bush war pigs.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Carl Rove's sitting there, the guy I hate just about the most in the world, Carl, piece of crap, Rove.
And of course he's sitting there with Adam Kinzinger on the stage and starts going off on the January 6th.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
Dude, you're the one that pushed the invasion of Iraq.
You specifically.
You did it, man.
Hundreds of thousands of people died.
Innocent people.
And you should be in a gulag somewhere, you war pig, war criminal.
Oh boy.
You want to talk about grandmas going in and staying inside the ropes?
Screw you, you piece of crap.
You got that right.
Even all the bushy war pigs.
They're all on the same team and they have no home and they have no party.
We have got record-breaking numbers for campaign contributions and everything else for the RNC this month alone after we got rid of Rana.
Yeah.
Karl Rove was the key maker back in the day when the bush got in.
And, I mean, if he got all his bushy war pigs together and they wanted somebody in, they could put together $10, $50, $100 million any time they wanted.
And he still can put that kind of money.
So he tried it this time, first with his Santas, and then really, really hard with Nikki Haley.
They put hundreds of millions of dollars behind her.
Every friend he knew, and she lost to nobody in a state, couldn't win nothing, and he's just up there because he's irrelevant now.
You're a nobody.
You might have used to been, but now you're nothing.
You can't move the needle, and now you're up there throwing a little baby fit.
That's true.
That's all it is.
It's really true.
Well, I want you just to pretend that it's not the rock that you're listening to.
I want you just to pretend that you're just listening and see if you catch the whole Obama sounding tune.
Check it out.
You made that endorsement in 2020.
Are you happy with the state of America?
Am I happy with the state of America right now?
Well, that answer is no.
Do I believe we're going to get better?
I believe in that.
I'm an optimistic guy and I believe we can get better.
Um, The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time.
And I thought back then when we talk about, hey, you know, I'm in this position where I have some influence and it's my job then.
I felt like that then.
It's my job now to exercise my influence and share with this.
This is who I'm going to endorse.
Am I going to do that again this year?
That answer is no.
Does that not sound like Obama?
Well, see, you know, okay, so like when I'm preparing for a show and I'm uploading videos and I'm doing all this stuff, right?
Most of the time I'm only listening.
I'm not reading.
I'm just listening to what they're saying.
And when he came on, I went, oh my gosh, this is Obama.
This sounds just like Obama.
And I did a double take.
I was like, oh my gosh.
They're all, this is, you know, this is obviously an Obama construct, you know?
I mean, they are building Obamas out there for the next run.
And that's what they have in mind.
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
I'm glad you brought up Karl Rove because he's so, like you said, I mean, he is a total bushy.
But they've never, they're still steaming over what happened with this whole thing.
President Trump put out a statement.
Now, this was at CPAC in 2023.
And this was a quote from Trump.
He said, We had fools.
We are never going back.
Zealots.
We are never going back to the party.
Okay, so he goes on to say, we are never going back to the party of Paul Ryan, Karl Rove, and Jeb Bush.
This is what he said in 2023.
Since then, you've seen all of these people falling off and falling out of favor with conservatives, with RNC, with everybody.
And so he goes on to attack Trump.
And he does.
I mean, I've got it right here.
So, yeah.
I mean, but they're never going to get over this.
If they were smart, they'd take the January 6th and go hard at it.
And they would say, he wants to pardon these people who attacked our Capitol.
I worked in that building.
As a young man, to me, the Congress of the United States is one of the great examples of the strength of our democracy and a jewel of the Constitution.
And what those people did when they violently attacked the Capitol in order to stop a constitutionally mandated meeting of the Congress to accept the results of the Electoral College is a stain on our history.
And every one of those sons of who did that, we ought to find them, try them, and send them to jail.
And one of the critical mistakes made in this campaign is that Donald Trump has now said, I'm going to pardon those people because they're hostages.
No, they're not.
They're thugs.
We just kicked your butt.
Some of them had automatic weapons at a hotel in Virginia hoping to be able to be called up.
We had people saying, where's Nancy Pelosi?
We had people who were taking desks and sitting at the desk of the Speaker of the House and attempting to find people in order to bring them to justice and yelling at the police, kill them, kill them all.
And so, why Trump has done this is beyond me.
If he had said, you know what, I trust our jury system, I trust law enforcement, anybody who assaulted the Capitol ought to be, I mean, he said it once or twice, but now he's got, he's appearing in a video with people who assaulted police officers with an intent to take the Capitol by force.
Another lie.
You know, look, I'm a Republican.
I don't want to have a Democrat president.
I want to have a Republican president.
But we're facing as a country a decision, and you know, everybody gets to make it, as to what kind of leadership we're going to have.
And to me, it is a mistake on the part of the Trump campaign to allow the president's impulses to identify himself with the people who assaulted the Capitol rather than people who stand for law and order.
Oh boy, I'll tell you what, he is just exactly what you would expect.
He's mad because he's irrelevant.
Why would we take advice from someone who raised $200 million for someone who couldn't even win to nobody in a state?
Why would we take advice?
Why are you giving Trump advice?
We just trounced your ass, War Pig.
I mean, we just kicked your ass up around your ears in that election.
With all the money, in all Fox News, in all the media, in everything, we memed you out of existence.
Why would we take advice from you?
You're a loser.
You don't know how to win.
You can win.
You want to win Vermont out of 50 states.
Well, and it didn't stop there.
Adam Kinzinger, he couldn't even run again.
You had Liz Cheney that was Cheney'd into oblivion.
I mean, now there is... 40 points.
Exactly.
That's what everybody says.
Yeah, they always call her...
She's lost more in the history of our country in 200 and some years.
It's true.
She lost by biggest landslide incumbent in Congress ever has.
We kicked McCarthy to the curb.
We're about to get rid of Johnson.
The whole entire party has changed.
It really has.
Completely.
They are not serving the needs of the people.
I know Congress sacred.
You don't hold it too damn sacred.
You don't hold it too sacred.
When Adam Schiff was up there lying in an impeachment, when they were doing a January 6th scam and having people go up there and say, Trump tried to ninja kick a...
That was the craziest.
And turn into Bruce Lee and try to grab a limo and turn it around with no defense and no way to only one side.
I didn't hear you at all, Karl Rove, when they were destroying the Congress like that, when Adam Schiff was lying about what Trump said in the beginning of a sham impeachment trial.
I didn't hear you then.
Where were you?
You loved Congress so much.
Where were you then?
It's so true.
But I mean, they're absolutely being ratioed by the day, by the hour, by the minute, and nobody wants them back.
That anger is because he's irrelevant and he knows it now.
They lost!
He never can pull the needle again.
Right.
All the old tricks don't matter.
I mean, the whole party has changed.
Yeah, where's the weapons of mass destruction?
Yeah, please.
You went there and killed hundreds of thousands of people.
The man belongs in jail.
He absolutely does.
He's a war criminal.
They all are.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.
I mean, you have got this whole entire Bush dynasty that President Trump...
The Cheney's, the Bush, the McCain's, him, they're all...
Disgusting war pigs.
I'm ashamed I ever voted for the guy.
They have no home now.
They have none.
We've taken over.
That is like something to celebrate.
That's what everybody has been working on.
And we're changing the party by the day.
And then we're going to change America.
Because we're going to get these fools out.
And with that one clip that I'm Memo that she put together.
He's irrelevant.
It's hurting him.
They're all waking up.
Yeah.
You went from Kingmaker to up on a stage crying with Adam Schiff.
Getting your ass kicked up around your ears by memers.
We don't even get paid and we can beat you.
I can out-influence you right now and I'm named Cat Turd.
Boy, that must be embarrassing, isn't it, Carl?
I must get your goat and make you cuss and talk about January 6th, doesn't it?
It bothers the hell out of you, doesn't it?
Well, that's why they are trying to smooth the feathers and have people like The Rock on Fox News.
They have no place to go.
They have no party.
And they know it.
So they're going to try to get people like The Rock.
They're going to try to get people like...
Remember when they had the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger and his whole scam over here?
He did sound like Obama.
He did?
Of course he sounded like Obama.
That's who I thought it was.
We'll call him O-Rocker.
It was ridiculous.
I mean, he's putting his best skills forward in hopes that he will be able to do that because the Bush needs him to.
Barack O-Rocker.
That's so silly.
The whole thing is just ridiculous.
I can't believe that people would even be scammed by any of this.
But they are, unfortunately.
And that's exactly what the Bush's next move is going to be.
They're going to try to, you know, play favorites to somebody like Dwayne the Rock, right?
And everybody's going to go, oh, this is really great.
No.
You'll never have another seat.
These guys want power so bad he can taste it.
That Karl Rove, he wants to be back in the White House.
Sure, they all do.
He wants it so bad.
I mean, it was unfathomable that a Republican win after the Bushes, that he wouldn't be there in some aspect.
And Trump wouldn't give him the time of day.
And, but you know, who did he push?
He was the Mitt Romney guy.
He was the kingmaker behind Mitt Romney's debacle.
And I mean, he went nuts when Obama beat Romney that night.
And he's like, talking about, he was sitting there going, no, they ain't counting the votes, and freaking out with his little whiteboard.
He's an idiot.
He's never right about anything, that guy.
Well, he's not supposed to be right.
He's just supposed to hold power so that they can do whatever it is they want.
Well, again, that's why they're going to court people like The Rock.
That's why they're going to court people to get over to this party because the Democrats are in spirals.
The Cheneys, they all want Trump to lose.
They'll do anything they can to hand it to Biden.
Then they're behind the scenes going, oh, can you imagine how bad it's going to be?
It's going to be so bad.
If we can just get Biden in there, it's going to be so bad that then we can put our Nikki Haley.
Trump won't be in the running then.
Then we'll put our Nikki Haley.
And if we can put our Nikki Haley in there, then we can be back in the White House.
And they don't care that the country's going to be destroyed with 50 million illegals.
He don't care, that guy right there.
He just wants to be back up there, on camera, in a suit, somewhere in the White House, walking around with Secret Service people.
And that's it.
And he'll burn the country to the ground so his little squatty-looking, ugly potato head can go back in there.
Well, that's exactly it.
I mean, that's why they're doing exactly what they're doing.
And so, again, they don't have a home.
That's why they ran Nikki as hard as they possibly could.
I almost called her Hickey.
And that's why they ran DeSantis the way they did as well.
Because if they can get a candidate up there, then they feel like they can be in that position of power again, that they will be given a role.
And that is what's run our country into the ground.
We need to make sure that we hold on with both hands and make sure that nobody falls asleep at the wheel.
No matter what Cassidy Hutchinson claims happened with Donald Trump, that was the craziest thing ever.
And she's been caught in lie after lie.
And can go up there and raise her right hand and can lie the most outlandish.
Trump, there...
He's up there ninja-kicking the two guys, grabbing the steering wheel of a limo, turning around, I'm leaving, I'm not leaving.
Who in the hell believes that?
Mm-hmm.
No, it's just so silly.
You got Venman who's sitting up there trying to impeach.
Oh, I heard a friend, a friend, a friend said, I mean, this guy, and then what do they do?
They get book deals.
It's traitor to America, this absolute scum of the earth.
What do they do?
They give book deals.
Somebody tweeted today, look, everybody that goes against...
Mike Pence, book deal.
Bill Barr, book deal.
But if you stick with Trump, they try to put him down.
Cassidy Hutchinson, book deal.
They gave her a book deal so that they can funnel money to her for lying.
Well, here comes a super-duper Botox woman...
Just had a book deal.
Oh, yes.
Christine Blasey Ford.
Uh-huh.
Oh, my gosh.
It's so true.
It is so true.
Well, you know, I mean, her own father doesn't believe her.
Think about, yeah, her own family.
Nobody believed her.
Think about what a scumbag this person is, man.
She'll sit up there and do that in front of his kids.
For money and knowing she's lying her ass off and making the whole thing up.
I mean, and then there they are on The View.
There they are on CBS, Good Morning America, or Good Morning America, CBS and NBC. And they're scum!
Trailer trash scumbags.
But it's all about the money.
It's all about the power and the money.
They don't care who they destroy.
That's why everybody has to make sure that they never fall asleep at the wheel again.
That's the point, is that if we do, we're going to find ourselves in the same predicament because they are always going to be in search for this power, for this position, for the money, for everything else.
And they don't care who they sell out.
Your kids, your grandchildren, doesn't matter.
In fact, The eye-opener was the whole jobs report.
My goodness gracious.
You had them all spinning that.
We warned everybody yesterday about this before it even happened.
Of course.
And then they're like, oh, look at this.
And here comes NBC and AP. We're on firm footing.
Look at this jobs report.
$300,000 was going to be $200,000.
Now, Last month, they went $121,000 backwards, so this is going to go at least $121,000, but look what's in it.
It's got, I forgot the exact figures, but I think 71,000 government jobs, zero manufacturing jobs, 600,000 part-time jobs, negative 6,000 full-time jobs.
It's a nightmare when you break it down.
Completely.
It's all government jobs and part-time jobs.
Part-time jobs?
People aren't going to, I actually need a part-time job just because I'm bored.
They're doing, the part-time job is their second job, to try to make ends meet to pay for Bidenomics.
Well, and it's not only that.
You have got all of these illegal aliens that are taking American jobs.
I mean, that's what people need to understand here.
I mean, when you start looking at what happened with foreign-born individuals, They have weathered the Biden economy over the last 12 months.
More than 650,000 native-born Americans have lost jobs as their foreign-born counterparts.
More than 1 million of those got jobs.
That's where the jobs are going.
So when we talk about the replacement theory, and we talk about that often on the show, we've heard all of some of the people that we just named from the Bushy administration, right?
You had Bill Kristol.
You had all of these people that were talking about replacing us.
Well, now you get to see it in action.
And the people that have hung around for the past four years, they're the ones that are suffering the most under Biden's economy.
This is it.
Where are you Democrat voters?
Y'all should be taking these illegals in your damn house.
You want them here so bad.
You want to destroy the country, but take them in your house.
No, you want them in our homes, don't you?
In our neighborhood.
You don't want them in your little elitist snob factories where you live.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, when you talk about what happened with the whole Build Back Better, I mean, there are fewer participants now than before COVID-19 Plandemic.
I mean, they really cleaned up shop there.
The damage that was done and what they did to this country and what they did to the world, really, is one of those, it's going to be one of those stages in history where people go, my gosh!
That was probably one of the biggest eye-openers for everyone.
I mean, you see this young kid that's freaking out over the whole situation.
He doesn't understand why he can't make ends meet.
Well, look at the inflation.
Of course you can't.
You've got California that is now awarding jobs at $20 an hour for fast food restaurant workers.
Well, what do they do?
They get rid of the labor.
Okay?
They raised their prices, and now they have kiosks where you can order.
The only people that win is corporate America.
But, you know, and I will say this for that guy, and I'm glad he's got a job, and I like what he had to say.
I'm glad he's waking up.
But...
You've got to figure out how to make money, young son.
And it takes work.
So you said you're clocking out, so you're obviously working somewhere where you're clocking in and clocking out for somebody.
So you're always going to make low wages doing that.
You've got to figure out how to think about, when you go home, think about ways to make money.
Figure it out.
Just think about it.
Work on it.
How can I make extra money?
There's always things to do.
They're definitely...
You have to do it, man.
You have to survive.
I'm a survivor.
I'm not...
You know, a lot of these influencers, I mean, they're rich kids.
I didn't have any...
I don't have anybody.
Never had.
I left home when I was 17.
I was 17 years old.
I went in the Army.
I was 17.
I graduated high school early.
I mean, I kind of was in high school early anyway, but I got...
I've never borrowed a dime from anybody.
I had to survive.
There was nobody for me to call and say, I need $1,000.
Hey, I need $1,500 for me.
I didn't have nobody like that.
My dad died when I was young.
Me and my brother had to take care of her.
I didn't have any.
There's nobody I can call and say, can I get 500 bucks?
If I didn't have it, I didn't get to eat.
I didn't have nobody to call.
Well, isn't it interesting how they used to call people movers and shakers, right?
Because they were on the go.
They were on the move.
They were working hard.
They were doing this.
They were doing that.
And now they call them influencers.
In fact, I just got a postcard in the mail from Nordstrom, right?
And it said on there, you know, hey, influencer.
I should take a picture of it and show it on the show.
And I was like, oh my gosh, is everybody an influencer now?
I mean, what does that even mean?
It's so weird.
Like, I'm used to people doing something.
I see people put it on their bio.
Yeah, influencer.
And I'll go to their bio and they'll say, social media influencer.
And they'll have like 1,300 followers.
Yes!
I mean, it's crazy.
It really is.
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I mean, you don't either.
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They'll try to demonize, you know, they demonize ivermectin, a miracle drug, a miracle drug.
They demonize ivermectin.
They demonize anything.
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So all our fans in Zimbabwe and New Zealand.
Oh my gosh.
Sorry about that.
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We've got a lot in Australia that listen to this show.
Lots of our Australian friends.
So, I mean, it's a great thing to have on hand.
You guys should be asleep right now.
I think they listen afterwards.
But when I'm up in the middle of the night, they're like, oh my gosh, what are you doing up?
And I'm like, what are you doing up?
They're like, oh, we're on the other side of the world.
It doesn't affect us.
But here's the deal.
Okay, so we've been talking about what's been going on with these January Sixers.
The reason why we named the show what we named it today, MAGA Serves, is because of this particular story.
This is really something with the whole Jake Lang thing.
You have a political prisoner, and the January Sixers have struck back with a massive, massive lawsuit.
I mean, this is big stuff.
And so I'm so glad to see that finally they're getting the recognition that they deserve.
For some reason, I'm having some issues on my end.
Don't know why.
Don't know why I'm having them.
Oh, the picture?
Yeah, it was a white screen.
It was Karl Rove's whiteboard blank.
You can't write on it no more because nobody cares.
Exactly.
I can put this picture up there.
Watching him throw a fit gives me so much pleasure.
I mean, I don't know if I could, you know, go to the Super Bowl and get more pleasure than watching him throw a fit.
Oh, it's just...
Sitting by Adam Kinzinger.
What a...
Man, the dour...
I mean, boy, how they have fallen.
The mighty have fallen.
Well, and they have.
So you've got, and the process server's name was, of course, MAGA served, which is awesome.
So here's what happened.
January Sixers, they struck back with a massive lawsuit.
Last night, the highest ranking officer on January 6th, Eric Waldo, was served with the J6 class action lawsuit summons.
Over 78 January 6th patriots are listed as plaintiffs on the groundbreaking multimillion dollar lawsuit that alleges that Capitol Police misconduct, that they gross interference and dereliction of duty, police brutality, that they gross interference and dereliction of duty, police brutality, which we all witnessed, not only just on the crowd, the way they turned on them, and then hundreds of instances of peaceful protesters who were injured on January 6th.
You all have seen the video.
We've done shows on it, the whole deal.
We actually got kicked off Twitch.
Killed.
Shot in the face.
Exactly.
Ashley Babbitt, Roseanne Boylan, beaten by a Capitol Police officer to death.
I've never seen anything more grotesque in my life than watching that.
But that's what they did that day.
So the lawsuit was filed by J6legal.org.
It has been picked up by conservative powerhouse attorneys.
You have Attorney Lambert and Russell Newman who are taking on the case.
And so yesterday at 7 o'clock p.m., they disguised a Washington, D.C., process server nicknamed MAGA Serves.
They arrived at the former Capitol Police Officer Eric Waldo's home, who is now newly employed with the Charles County Sheriff's Office in Southern Maryland, and they served him.
And he was totally in shock over the whole thing, right at his doorstep.
And so you've got the 17 other US Capitol Police and the MPD officers and officials.
They remain to be served in the J6 class action lawsuit for their actions that left four unarmed peaceful protesters dead.
So if you want to help out this group, and I'm sure a lot of people in our audience do, you can visit j6legal.org and you can support them there.
But this is huge, especially after what they did to the praying grandmother.
And they all just sit up there and lied.
Mm-hmm.
Lied and fake cried.
It was the most ridiculous thing.
And little Adam, you did it!
You survived!
Them little old ladies, they were walking inside the ropes and you did it!
Oh my God!
The most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.
Well, it was just a production right out of Hollywood, and they convinced absolutely no one of anything.
What happened?
They lost the two.
It was the first thing about this.
Now, did Karl Rove cry?
Congress is sacred to me.
I love Congress more than life itself.
Congress, Congress, Congress.
Did he care?
When for the first time in the history of the Congress, they had a committee and they did not allow Republicans to pick anybody.
Did he cry then?
I didn't see him up there crying.
Did anybody?
I didn't see him crying about it.
It's so sacred to him.
Why would he say something?
And then here comes Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney.
Her dad belongs in Gitmo, too.
War criminal.
Her war criminal dad.
Who's up there at War Criminal Dad who's responsible for hundreds of thousands of senseless deaths.
And she's sitting up there trying to lecture Trump.
Why?
Because he talked about my daddy.
Just like McCain's daughter.
He talked about my daddy.
I'm going to spend the rest of my life thinking about him 24-7.
I'm going to scream about Trump all the time.
My daddy!
My daddy!
Well, Trump lives rent-free in all of their heads because they were able to get away with all of this stuff before Trump.
That's what they were able to do.
They pulled the wool over so many people's eyes.
And so here you've got President Trump that is talking about Rebecca Lavrez, who is also known as J6 praying grandma.
He says she has been unfairly targeted by Crooked Joe Biden's DOJ and now faces up to one year in prison for peacefully walking around the Capitol and praying for our failing nation on January 6th.
She's 72 years old.
She's a small business owner from Colorado and now she is one of Joe Biden's J6 hostages.
Crooked Joe Biden spends more time prosecuting patriots like Rebecca And me, then violent criminals, thugs, murderers, and illegal immigrants, let's call them illegal aliens, please, who are destroying our country.
This is what we're up against.
And so he is talking about pardoning her on day one, like he should all, all of them.
And I'm all about just calling them illegals.
Illegal aliens, you know, animals, whatever you want to call them.
I don't even care.
Because you know what?
The way they are treating people, they are killing people.
They are raping people.
It's every single day now.
Who do you think they're sending?
They're sending their rapists and murderers and the people they can't stand.
Get rid of them.
They're emptying their jails.
Hey, just go north.
Get a $3,000 credit card.
Here, empty the jail.
Go.
Go.
Unbelievable.
I mean, it's every single day in the news we start to hear.
So if you want to help Rebecca, I'm putting her before me in there.
If you vote Democrat, you're part of this.
Every time there's a rape and a murder and all these illegals coming in, you're responsible.
It's true.
I've never seen anything quite like it.
I really haven't.
Every single day you hear a horrible story about what's happening in Biden's America.
That's exactly what this is.
If you want this to change, then you're going to get rid of voting for Democrats on the daily.
And you must.
And they sit up there and they just lie.
And nobody says anything.
I mean, you've got one...
And there's nobody that fights for us.
We've got a Republican Party.
It's coming soon.
The Ukraine funding.
And let me tell you something.
If you think they've stopped sending money over there just because the Congress hasn't approved it, believe me, it's flowing right now as we speak.
It's flowing.
Millions are going over there right now.
Oh, they've already promised it.
It's already a done deal.
They've already sent it.
Believe me.
Don't doubt me on this.
It's over there already.
Well, that's not for you all to sit back.
It's actually so that you make even more noise because they can't stand it when they get your phone calls.
They cannot stand it when you're posting about them on social media.
They want to do all of this stuff without you noticing.
So constantly continue to pick up the phone and call their offices.
It's huge to have X now.
It is.
It really is.
And I know everything's not perfect and I'm getting algorithm to death, but I ain't complaining about it.
You know why?
Because we're able to say things to try to save the country.
And if I can reach people, I can reach people.
And I still reach a lot of people.
And my profile visits are down 50% right now because...
I got a search band.
You know what?
I can't find you.
I can't find you.
When I type your name in there, it just doesn't even happen.
I mean, it's just that bad.
I was sitting there going, really?
I couldn't find anybody.
None of the littermates, I wasn't able to find out how they were doing or what was going on with them.
I got back from vacation.
I'm like, what is happening here?
I rebooted my whole system a couple of times.
They have it all.
Somebody tweeted yesterday, I wish they'd go back to the algorithms a month ago because these are horrible, and then Elon Musk went underneath him yesterday and said, I agree.
Then do some.
Hit the button.
Yeah, I mean, why not?
I just wish they would just like, and imagine the traffic if they just said, okay, whatever, June the 2nd from 2 p.m.
to 10 p.m., we're going to have an algorithm-free holiday.
And it's going to be a free-for-all.
And think of the excitement that would build up and all the engagements they would get.
And it's just like, let's just see what happens, man.
It's going to be nuts.
Do something like that.
It'd be cool.
Well, I mean, just let it all go.
Exactly.
There's no reason for people to still be polite.
Let us talk to each other the way we want to, not the way you put us in groups or the way you, oh, if you say this word, we're going to hide you.
If you say this word, we're going to hide you.
That's not free speech.
Give us free speech.
Let us talk.
I'm not going to, I never threaten anybody.
I'm not going to threaten anybody.
I'm not going to do this.
I'm not going to call anybody the C word.
I just want to just have everybody talk.
That's all.
It's really sad that we're still pushing for this.
I might say the C word.
Well, I won't.
I didn't know I retweeted something that had the C word in there, and then I went, oh, are you kidding?
It took me days to get over that.
I still am not over that.
But, yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
What was it?
It was that meme that usually says...
It was post-liar is what it normally spray paints.
He usually writes on his forehead, liar or something.
Or loser.
Yes.
Or Loser.
Loser is what it was.
Yes.
And so you just saw it in that old meme where he writes Loser and he was actually writing the C word.
And I went...
See you next Tuesday, Kat.
I said I can't even believe it.
Somebody just brought it to my attention.
I don't even know what to do with this.
And then she posted it and then you went to work for hours and left it on your number one tweet right there.
It was like my pinned tweet.
I'm going, oh my gosh.
And somebody said, you know, Jules, I just think that you should know what he's actually spelling out because you probably wouldn't like it if you knew what it said.
Somebody was nice enough to nudge me and I was totally mortified.
I could not believe it.
I went, it's been up there for hours.
I went to my day job and boom.
If I'd have noticed it, I'd have said something.
I know.
That memes all the time.
He writes loser on people's foreheads.
It's just all the time.
I was so upset over that.
I mean, I was just like, oh, why is this even happening?
But, you know, it does to all of us.
But real quick, there is a little bit of good news here.
On the January 6th, we have got a law student who beat charges at the RIG trial.
He won five of the nine charges, and he is going to appeal.
We just need President Trump back.
I mean, that's really it.
He's going to take care of all of this because what they're doing...
We don't have a country if he don't come back.
We really don't.
This is serious now.
I mean, what they did to John Eastman, unbelievable.
They disbarred him.
Disbarred him.
Yeah.
For just, you know, representing his client.
Good night.
I mean, because he challenged the 2020 election, which, you know, they are all going to do.
Yeah, and they're going to do it this time around because President Trump is going to win.
So now all of a sudden you're starting to hear how they're saying, oh, our elections are rigged, just so they can set up challenges, right?
Just so that they can do that once they find out that the whole country voted for Trump.
There's going to be so much crap out from now to November.
You ain't going to believe it.
It's going to be massive.
Brace yourselves.
It is going to be.
Wear a cup.
Live is hard.
Oh my gosh.
All right, everybody.
Well, on that note, I hope everybody will join me tomorrow.
I will have the Saturday show and it is a political rendezvous.
You can find it by going over to RumbleJulesJonesLive.com.
And just check out the show.
It's at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Just the same time as this show.
And we normally go a couple of hours.
And we will be digging in pretty deep to this whole thing.
The Compromise Judge Merchant.
And can't wait to start going through all that stuff with you all.
Anyway, have a wonderful weekend.
You all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you later.
Bye.
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