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Today is Monday, March 25th, 2024, episode number 537.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it?
It's time.
Oh my gosh, is it ever.
Just news all the time.
It is just non-stop.
If you blink, you miss 10 stories.
It's the wildest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I kid you not.
It's just unbelievable.
So I'm sure everybody has heard the news.
But real quick, I just want to thank everybody for all of your different posts from our sponsor.
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I had a wonderful time looking through all the different flavors because, you know, I'm stuck on this whole Banana Foster thing.
Well, you are changing that because I see a few more flavors that I cannot wait to try.
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Amazing.
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So I'm just thrilled.
There's so many people.
I'm going to highlight different posts and I'm going to repost them because I really want to know what you all are drinking out there.
I've got a whole box of Banana Foster.
I want to try some of these other flavors as well.
So thank you for that.
Cinnamon French Toast was another one.
And that was the one that I took on vacation with me.
And that one was fabulous.
So anyway, I travel with my coffee.
I don't have a problem or anything.
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You know, it really is.
You go and try to get a cup of coffee these days and it's just absolutely through the roof.
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So let's head into the skinny of it all.
We have got all of this happening.
All right.
You want me to tell them what happened to me today?
You want to start with that?
Oh, go for it.
Definitely.
So, you know how the left kept swatting me, trying to get me killed, and then that swatter got arrested.
Nobody's been swatted ever since.
So, now they're noon tagging.
They called animal control on me.
Yay!
Can you believe that?
Yeah.
They called animal control and said that I had 14 dogs, I guess, living in squalor or something.
And so they showed up this morning and I had to explain to them that everything was going on with me being swatted and everything they do on the left.
And no, I didn't have 14 dogs.
I got five.
Oh my gosh.
It took them about five seconds to realize my animals look like kings.
Well, they absolutely do, but there's so much that you can talk about here.
I mean, it's so ridiculous because first off, you have taken it upon yourself to give those animals a wonderful home.
So if people think that they are going to have animal control called on them because they are giving a dog or a cat or an animal a good home, they are discouraging people from doing that.
The left can be so ugly.
And I don't mean all of the left.
I'm just saying that there are some individuals that actually go out of their way.
They make it their life's work, their mission to go after people because they have an opposing voice politically speaking.
And that's just plain wrong.
Those are the people that want to see the animals suffer.
I mean, come on.
My swatter is, what, 19?
He's going to be in prison most of his life.
And, you know, calling these agencies and these polices and these departments and lying, it's a crime.
Yes, it is.
And look, you mess with my dogs, I'll hire a private investigator.
I'm going to find you and I'm going to charge you.
I'm going to put you mugshot online and then I'm going to sue you for the next few years with everything you're going to make and everything you make.
Just to let you know, this woman is in prison and you're going to be in prison too.
I'm going to see to it.
I don't let go of stuff like this.
I'm not going to be attacked by these idiots.
Well, President Trump is certainly not going to let it go either.
I mean, he's just absolutely not going to let it go.
And he is going to win the election in an absolute landslide as a result of all of this nonsense that he's having to go through as well.
People are sick of it.
They really are.
They're so tired of the anger.
They're so tired of the fighting.
They're so tired of this superiority complex that these people have.
And it's time for a new, let's just put it that way.
Spring has sprung.
It's time for people to go ahead and turn over that leaf.
I'm glad it got down to 175, but it should have been zero.
Well, he's going to sue them.
It's a fraudless fraud and zero victims.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And nobody lost a dime.
Everybody made money.
These are the tactics of the left.
So they go and ask President Trump, you know, what his collateral is going to be.
I mean, the most incredible judgment ever, and they had it reduced to $175 million.
Oh, and here is his answer.
Thank you very much.
What's your collateral problem?
Cash.
Is there a way to leave a party or something?
Did you catch the question?
What's your collateral on the bond?
What's your collateral on the bond?
And he turned quickly on his heels and said cash.
Yeah, you got that right, because cash is king.
Cash money!
Cash is king, and he is going to sue you into extinction.
He absolutely is.
This is a stain on not only the Democrat Party, but also on New York.
They have outed themselves as the most corrupt individuals ever.
They are hurting their own state.
People no longer want to do business in New York.
And we're talking about real life villains.
President Trump now is the superhero, and you've got all of these films.
I listened to his press conference today.
I was riding back to the grocery store and just happened to hit it just right, and Dan Bongino was playing it.
So, yeah, and it was a good press conference.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, he said exactly what everybody knows, and that is that people know it's a scam.
I mean, here he is.
I've got a few of the clips.
I'm going to play them.
And would you be concerned that a conviction, if you are convicted in that trial, could cost you the election given what Todd said?
Well, it could also make me more popular because the people know it's a scam.
It's a Biden trial.
This is a Biden.
There is no trial.
There's a Biden trial.
That's exactly right.
It wasn't a trial.
Well, you didn't have a jury, but you had somebody that had basically found him guilty and then went way overboard on the sentencing, especially when you had the appellate courts ruling otherwise.
They have egg on their face.
This is nothing but election interference.
It's proven the case that that's what this is and that's what this stems from.
They would have gone after him a long time ago, but they waited until this very moment, and everybody knows what this is about.
It's truly.
It's embarrassing.
With all of the different things that are happening, especially in New York.
My gosh.
And they're going after their political.
And this is what they're worried about.
I mean, they've turned New York back to the way it was in the 70s and 80s again.
That's right.
And New York isn't happy about it.
They might as well bring back all the smut shops and stuff and all the street walkers.
They might as well.
Well, it's a terrible situation, and it's only going to get worse, especially with the subway crimes and everything else that are going on.
I mean, they're really going to go after President Trump?
I mean, they don't care about the people, the residents?
I mean, come on now, really?
Really?
They have absolutely no idea how this is going to...
They want to involve themselves in election interference?
Well, let me tell you something, New York.
I mean, this was on New York Post cover, Rail and Present Danger.
Violent subway crimes soaring.
And they really think Alvin Bragg really believes that he's got something on President Trump that should take precedence over all of this?
I mean, come on.
This is nuts.
Absolutely insanity.
Pure insanity.
And people are sick of it.
They really are.
Wow!
Yeah, he was very defiant today.
It was a really good press conference.
Well, he just kept going.
I mean, he absolutely did.
He turned it around into a political campaign.
He turned it into a political speech, which is what he should have done.
Can you imagine oatmeal brain going out there and just doing that for five or ten minutes?
He doesn't know where he is.
He doesn't know even how to put one step in front of the other.
He doesn't know how to get from the podium back to where he came from.
No idea.
That's how bad it is.
Here he goes on.
President Trump talks about what a disgrace it is.
It's a disgrace what's happening in our country and we have to get our country back and we're going to get our country back.
That's what's going to happen.
November 5th, I believe, will be the most important day in the history of our country.
We'll get these people out of there and we'll seal up the borders and we'll, as I say, drill baby drill.
We'll be drilling.
We'll get energy costs down.
We'll get rid of the ridiculous electric car mandate so nobody's ever heard of anything so foolish and so stupid.
And we'll bring crime back to law and order.
We're going to get those words law and order back because our cities are a disaster.
Oh my gosh, and they really are.
It's a dangerous place to be.
We don't know who's coming in and out of our country.
We have no idea who's here.
Even where you live, I don't say you do it.
I go in pairs.
Head on a swivel.
I go in pairs when I go to the grocery store and places like that.
I make sure that...
I have to worry about rattlesnakes.
I have to worry about poo and needles.
Alligators and Man, I tell you, it's a pretty day here today.
It's like the sun's just shining, but the wind is blowing like 30 miles an hour, a 50-mile-an-hour gust.
Oh, wow.
I was in Port St.
Joe getting groceries today, and it's right on the bay, kind of the beach-combo bay.
And, man, I was toking my car at...
Across the parking lot in about a 60 mile an hour gust that lasted about, I don't know, 30 seconds came and all that sand started coming in with it and it felt like bee stings.
Oh my gosh, I bet.
Well see, you're not used to Santa Ana's.
We have Santa Ana winds here.
So it's really, I enjoy them.
I love a Santa Ana wind.
I think it's amazing.
I like that kind of stuff.
Any kind of weather is kind of, it's different because generally we have the same weather, you know, except for 14 days of rain a year every single day in Southern California.
So it's a nice change.
But I'll tell you one thing.
The things that they have done to President Trump are just outrageous.
I mean, think about this.
He was ordered to pay $175 million in bond in the civil fraud case brought forth by Attorney General Letitia James.
Letitia James.
Trump criticized the judge, author, and Goron who delivered the decision in the case and said, I did nothing wrong.
He didn't do anything wrong.
He did everything right to where these banks said, I would love to do business with President Trump again.
They gave him a loan.
He paid them back.
They made money.
Everybody's happy.
Exactly.
This is what they're getting him on.
They want him to seize his properties.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know.
The way I see it, in a funny sort of way, is that this is the best thing in a lot of ways that could happen.
It just goes to show you how disillusioned and how crazy the left is.
And that they will do anything to interfere in our elections.
Yet again, we've been presented with another scenario of how the left and how the lamestream media meddles in our elections.
Time and time again.
Nobody's ever been attacked.
Nobody's ever been attacked.
I mean, you think about, you know, I'm talking about all this nasty stuff the left does to me.
That ain't nothing.
Oh, gosh, no.
One billion times more stuff happened to me, and it just keeps happening.
All the way from when they, the Obama, Obama, one of the most evil people our country's ever known, he set his flunkies to spy and destroy his, I mean, never in this history we've had a sitting president Who's out of office that sabotages and tries to sabotage the next president coming in with lawfare and with his CIA people and his FBI people.
Oh my gosh, it is absolutely true.
This is lawfare.
They're desperate because they know exactly what's happened here.
And they know what's going to happen when President Trump re-enters the Oval Office.
And unfortunately, we have got so many compromised rhinos up there that they're going to help them achieve their goal of getting the House back, getting the Senate back.
And trying to hamstring President Trump in as many ways as you possibly can.
But it's not going to work.
He's going to have the power of the pen and the support of the people.
And he is going to do all the right things that we need done.
And I think that the Democrats have got a real problem because people are now leaving that party in disgust.
They are.
And it's because of the open borders.
And that's what President Trump has been talking about.
And it's because of the inflation.
And it's because of all of the things that are affecting everyone in their daily life.
They cannot win the election based on what they've presented so far.
So what are they trying to do?
They're trying to interfere in our elections.
Here he goes on.
President Trump even said it today.
They can't win an election because of the borders, because of energy prices, because of inflation, because of Afghanistan, the worst and most embarrassing day in the history of our country.
He can't win because of Russia, Russia, Russia, because of all the problems, because of Ukraine being attacked by Russia.
And he can't win because of the October 7th attack of Israel, which he should have never allowed to happen.
Would have never happened if I were president.
Ukraine would have never been attacked if I was president.
And you wouldn't have inflation if I was president.
We didn't have inflation.
So all of these things, so what they do is they do election interference, which is court cases, and let's try and tie them up, and let's take as much of his money as possible.
That's exactly right.
That's all they're doing.
And everybody's aware of it now.
And Biden and his garbage family's the crooks.
They're the one out there bribing and selling influence.
And hunters, you know, got girls that look however old you want to think they look because I know everybody's seen the videos.
And doing crack and waving around guns and selling influence and selling his pet.
You know, you're talking about inflated.
I mean, how about his crack doodles?
They're worth $500,000.
That's just more money laundering.
That's just more, you know, a way to launder money to yourself.
Oh my gosh.
Make a crack doodle.
It looks like some kindergarten crack doodle.
And then all of a sudden they sell out at $500,000 a pop.
Golly.
These people are just so, so...
They really have.
They've sold out this country.
And he's the one that's getting attacked.
He's the one that's got all the cases.
He's the one they try to RICO, which is not even a crime, according to...
How's it even being charged?
Oh, my gosh.
That was one of the funniest clips I have ever seen from one of the memers.
And RICO is not a crime anymore.
It is a category.
Listen.
What is the crime, sir?
Specifically.
You ask me the answer.
Rico is not a crime.
It is a category.
What is the crime?
It's the category of crime.
I played that twice on Saturday because I just thought it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life.
It's like a little kid sitting up there.
I know!
No matter how old she gets, she never matures.
You notice that?
She still talks like a 13 year old girl.
She still has the brain of a 10 year old girl.
And no matter how old she gets, she still says the same old...
Just programmed things.
She's never learned anything being up there.
She's never learned anything in life.
She's still this just absolute dumbass.
It's so bad.
It's really so bad.
I just sit there every single day and go, really?
I mean, people are falling for this?
Still?
I don't think so.
I mean, Bill Maher was sitting there talking about, hey, you know what?
You guys got to move on.
He's trying to give them a hint.
It's like, what's your first clue?
We have real-world, real-life problems.
This whole divisive rhetoric, the same old thing, no.
We've moved way on.
And when you have folks like him, people like him even saying it, they should take a page because he's ridiculous in and of himself.
But every once in a while, he gets it right.
And people that I talk to, because I live in a total leftist area, they are so embarrassed by the Democrat Party.
Why do you think Garvey is doing so well against Adam Schiff, even with the...
They're still counting.
They didn't count until it wins.
Like, California, count until a Democrat wins, and then you stop counting.
If it takes a day, if it takes a year, three years, doesn't matter.
We're going to count until the Democrat wins.
That is the craziest thing.
Well, but that's the thing.
That's what I'm saying.
Even with all the people that moved out of my state, right?
And they went to other states like yours, Texas, and other conservative states around the country.
Our state's crazy right now.
Ooh!
You're doing so well over there.
So many people just went to...
Like that little sleepy...
I used to have...
Of course, Mexico Beach got wiped off the planet.
I really mean wiped off the planet when Cat 5 Michael hit, but...
It's built back now.
It's been, you know, six years or whatever, and they've built back.
And then Port St.
Joe was just a little nothing town with no shops or nothing.
There's nice restaurants.
I mean, them property values, from where I live all the way down, I mean, it's just like, I mean, you could get a couple, you know, this was a little nothing town.
Five years ago, six years ago, you could get a three-bedroom little house.
A little bit off the bay, you know, for a couple hundred thousand.
Now they're like, $800,000?
You can't even afford to live there anymore.
I know exactly.
I mean, I just hope the Haitians don't start, you know, eating people.
Yeah.
That could be a major drawback in tourism, as if, you know, as if that happens.
Don't ever go to a Haitian buffet.
You know what you're going to get.
Yeah.
Or you may be on the menu.
Even the little one-horse town I live in and my property values, which has over doubled in five years.
Wow.
You used to get a trailer.
A lot of people live in trailers here.
They don't have a lot of money.
I own a quarter acre or something here for $89,000.
They're like $280,000, $290,000 now.
I know, exactly.
It's crazy.
I have a lot of friends that are looking at property in Florida and they're looking at it for investment purposes as well.
They're looking way down the road.
They're like, wow, this place is only going to get stronger.
And it is because nobody wants to live Here, in a communist environment where they continue to be excluded from our elections because they cancel them out by allowing illegals on our voter rolls and everything else.
They continue to count until they get their desired results so they can steamroll ahead.
So are California policies going to get any better?
Not when they continue to cheat.
I think it's great that there have been some websites, and really what the RNC needs to do is to go ahead and start doing the exact same thing, follow suit with what states like mine are doing, where you actually have a website where you can track your ballot, and you can make sure that your ballot was canceled.
Now, it's not going to...
Override all of the illegal ballots and the dead people voting and the machine that's going to trip up and all that stuff.
I mean, you're still going to have cheating.
Obviously, they're trying to go after their political opponents, so you're watching it in real time.
But it's a good idea to have these things already out there and already put together where you can make sure that your vote was actually counted the way you wanted it to be.
Because a lot of these votes get lost and they mysteriously disappear and nobody knows where to find them.
Yeah, and they're always Republicans.
Isn't that wild?
I know.
There's never one Democrat that gets lost in the whole country.
It's so true.
It is so true.
And when they, I mean, you'll see, oh, they're having a problem down in Blah Blah County, man, of votes flipping on the machines.
And it's every time, 100%, if you hit those little shows, you know, little videos of it, and you hit Republican, it'll checkmark the Democrat.
Always.
It's never the other way around.
Well, and I mean, this is part of the reason why Joe Biden is losing.
I mean, look at this next article.
You have got this one out from the Post Millennial, which says, Biden to ask Congress to reverse ban on pride flags being flown at U.S. embassies after signing 1.2 trillion spending plan.
These are where his priorities are.
This is what he's interested in.
Really?
I mean, are you kidding?
This is how crazy upside down this administration is.
And he looks like a clown.
He is a clown.
So there is no doubt that he would be standing next to a whole bunch of, you know, balloons, clowns and ice cream.
I mean, he totally fits that description.
You've got Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson reportedly utilized the, you know, prohibiting the pride flag as it means to garner party support for the bill.
And he's not getting any support off of this bill.
And I'm telling you what, the Republicans have got egg on their face for signing this thing.
They absolutely do.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, I've never seen anything so bad.
They did videos of why it was a good idea and you can't always get what you want.
You literally have the gavel in the house.
You can get exactly what you want.
You could just not bring it to the floor.
Mm-hmm.
I know.
I mean, these buffoons are just about as dangerous.
And this only funds the government until like September, so they can have this again right before election, and they'll give Democrats what they want even more this time, because they don't want to shut the government down right before the election.
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
Play them like fiddles.
Play them like fiddles.
Well, and that's why a lot of them are not going to have their seat again.
Because with the RNC, they're going to present, and especially with it being cleaned out, especially since you have Laura Trump up there and some of the others, they're trying to revamp the party, and they need money.
So they're going to have to put candidates up there and get rid of some of these people that have been dragging the party down, dragging all of us down.
I mean, this is not what we voted these people into office to do.
And they're not only affecting your state, but they're affecting my state and everybody else's.
I mean, everybody's being affected by these buffoons.
So the Democrats actually infiltrated the Republican Party.
They really did.
They have no spine.
They live in that fishbowl.
And the Democrats obviously dominate.
And that's what's happened.
But they're not going to be reelected.
I really don't care.
If they put their name on that bill, then, you know, as far as I'm concerned, it's a done deal.
It's over.
I will never support you again.
Ever.
Because you're not doing the work that we put you out there to do.
So you have Kate Starbird, who led the censorship efforts against Gateway Pundit in 2022.
Now her goal is to control your speech online.
You have comrade Kate Starbird.
She played a massive role within censorship industrial complex in the Twitter files.
She continues to lobby hard for access to X to try and control what we can and cannot read or say without a hall monitor's approval.
Exactly.
It's so true.
And then she, they've dug up Instagram posts to her and it's just what you think.
The maggot, the white supremacist, I mean, she is the, we tell the truth, she is the disinformation.
100%.
I mean, it is so true.
They are doing everything they can to try to, you know, gain control back of speech like they were controlling it before.
And they're not going to have that luxury.
We are going to speak louder as a result.
I mean, we're going to bring it from loud to a scream.
I am so sick of these people.
This is communism.
They need to go.
If they want to live in a communist country, then they can go and be controlled.
But they're not going to control me.
They're not going to take my God-given rights away from me.
I'm sorry.
I'm over this whole mess.
It's just not happening anymore.
So she's doing everything that she can.
Of course, you've got 60 minutes.
You can't even recognize them anymore.
I mean, I thought they were a parody account, some of the stuff that they were putting out there today.
Whining about Twitter, getting rid of all of the community, you know, all the paid-for community specialists, notes specialists, and putting in this other regime.
I'm going, what are you talking about?
They have egg on their face and they know it.
The funniest thing I saw today was Michael Steele.
Now, Michael Steele, if you don't know who he is, he used to be the RNC chair, just like Ronan McDaniels.
Goodness sakes.
And his first part of his tweet goes like this.
Yet again, Donald Trump gets special treatment with his own private system of justice.
Don't play.
Please.
He's getting special treatment from the Justice Department.
Oh, really special treatment?
I'd say that special treatment.
My God.
How can you write that with a straight face?
Oh my gosh, you really can't.
You really can't.
Nobody takes these people seriously.
How could they?
Well, Thomas Massey is even talking about all this nuttiness.
I mean, they're just, they're lying and they continue on with the narrative and So Thomas Massey writes, 60 Minutes is desperate and increasingly irrelevant.
They practically are begging the government to throttle their competition in American voices.
Meanwhile, the platform they're complaining about gives them unfettered access to its users.
So here they are in their complaint.
X, formerly Twitter, only responded to 30% of the notes from researchers Flagging misinformation in post, says Kate Starbird, the leader of the Misinformation Research Group.
I mean, really?
Like she's some authority.
The Misinformation Research Group.
Okay, we could have a litter box research group, okay?
A turd research group.
And what?
All of a sudden we have credibility as a result of that?
What, they're crowning somebody saying, oh, this person has all the authority to speak on behalf of what?
You lied to us over and over again about COVID, about election interference, about what's going on at the border, about the cocaine in the White House.
They have never, ever gone after a real story, ever.
They're worthless.
Do you think, I mean, you see the January 6th.
Believe me, in the White House in the United States, there is not one inch Of that place that doesn't have a camera pointing at it.
None.
All they had to do to find who did that cocaine is go to and start rewinding.
Oh, yeah.
And they found who dumped that cocaine in there.
And they did, believe me.
And whoever they found, Hunter, whoever they found it was, they just squashed the story.
All you got to do is go up there and hit rewind and all them cameras.
Because believe me, every square inch has security cameras times a million.
Kat, you have to turn up your volume.
I don't know if you still have it low.
I have you all the way up.
But everybody's saying you're low.
I don't know why I'm not coming through because I'm close to the molecular.
My volume's all the way up.
Okay, interesting.
You may have to get even more familiar with that mic.
I don't know.
I can't get any closer to it.
I'll swallow it.
Alright, so anyway, I tried, guys.
They said that you're pretty low.
I don't know why.
I have no idea.
Because you're all the way up on my end.
I can hear you great.
You're loud on my end.
You know, I hear the show on my headsets the way it's supposed to sound.
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, no idea.
I know you turned it down during the rain, and I probably should have turned mine down during all of the sirens and everything else that just happened.
I mean, this is a constant in LA now.
Yeah, well, it was raining cats and dogs.
I couldn't even see the hood of my truck.
And if I had it all the way up, you're just going to hear this crazy lightning storm.
Yeah.
Well, so now you've got the EU who wants to get involved in freedom of speech, just like we knew that they would want to.
All right, so you've got Apple, Meta, and Google to be investigated by the EU. That should give you a warm and fuzzy because they want to control speech.
They're literally the same people investigating themselves.
Yes, of course.
If they are found to have broken the rules, the firm, they claim that they can face huge fines up to 10% of their annual turnover.
Does that include what we pay them, right?
I mean, because, you know, our tax dollars get thrown their way anyway.
So you have EU antitrust boss and Vestager, the industry head, Brayton, who announced the investigations on Monday.
Just six companies have obligations under the DMA, but they are also the world's largest tech firms, Alphabet, Apple, Meta, Amazon, Microsoft, and ByteDance.
So, there you go.
They're getting serious.
They're going to crack down on everybody.
You know what?
We know exactly what they want to crack down on.
And it is our freedoms.
That's it.
Time and time again.
Just people who like Trump and who are on the right.
Freedoms.
Everybody else's is fine.
It's so true.
Oh, and by the way, we are going to be taking a spring break.
Yes, we are.
We'll do the tomorrow show, and then we won't be back until the following Wednesday.
We won't be back till the following Thursday.
We're off from Wednesday to Wednesday, so our vacation, we're gonna be off tomorrow, and then we'll be back the following Thursday, so everybody knows.
Yeah.
Yeah, we usually only take two weeks off a year, but it's pretty hard on us.
And a lot of these people that have these shows, you know, they take way more than that, it might not seem like, because they have guest hosts.
I'm not apologizing.
I'm not apologizing.
I'm sorry.
I'm just not going to do it.
I have got to clean up some of the messes in my own life and I have got to have some time to do it.
And I have not been able to even respond to people.
I just absolutely am so far behind on everything that I do that I've got to just kind of take a little break.
And this is a perfect time because we don't have any more primaries during this time.
And so it really is a great time.
We've got Easter, which, you know, of course, yesterday was Palm Sunday.
And then we've got Easter week.
So this is going to be a nice time just to kind of, you know, get back into the right frame of mind and clean your cleats or straighten your strings, so to speak, and come back into this.
I'm going to help you.
Oh, you are?
Yeah, I'm doing the, I'm going to do the keto diet kind of plan.
Healthy.
And just try to, yeah, I'm going to try to, you know, stop drinking.
And that's going to be the hardest because I don't, you know, I'm not a big drinker, but I like to have a few drinks before I go to bed.
I usually have two.
That's it.
Yes.
Not a day drink.
I never drank during the day of my life.
Right.
Well, I mean, it's just good.
I mean, this is a great time to, like I said, that's what I'm going to be doing.
I'm going to be working, but just in another kind of way.
And then I'm going to have a little vacation there, too.
I'm going to have some fun as well, because I'm missing my life.
I really am.
I miss being able to go out and do things.
I do a show six days a week.
And so I have one day to get it together.
Just a nice little Easter, spring break.
Exactly.
Put a spring back in my step.
Well, there's one story that we should all be talking about, and I don't know.
I really don't understand.
It blows my mind why more people aren't talking about this.
And so the fact that on Thursday, March 21st, the court ruled that the FDA must delete every social media post addressing the use of ivermectin for treatment or prevention of COVID-19.
It's been determined that the FDA lied in their demonizing of ivermectin and other effective drugs for the last four years.
Oh my gosh.
When they were calling it horse pace.
Absolutely.
This is one of the biggest miracle drugs.
They had to demonize ivermectin because if they had a treatment, if they had a treatment that helped, they couldn't rush these COVID, they couldn't rush these vaccines out.
So the first thing they had to do is demonize that with the help of Dr. Fauci, evil Dr. Fauci, one of the most evil people this earth has ever seen.
And then that was to try to do, you know, so they could get their vaccines done fast.
And then all the late night hoes, you're doing horse pace.
You're doing horse pace.
No, I'm not.
It's a miracle drug, and it's pennies, and it doesn't make the big pharma, you know, how many trillions do they make on the jab?
They've got new cancer drugs now.
After you get cancer from the jab, you can go get a cancer drug from them, too.
This is the most incredible thing ever.
I mean, look, this is just an example of one of the posts that they put out there.
You are not a horse.
You are not a cow.
Seriously, y'all.
Stop it.
Okay, really?
Y'all stop it.
Absolutely.
Y'all need to stop it because they are a danger to themselves.
And so here you've got this huge story that came out and everybody is talking about it.
They're like, what just happened here?
And so that's why, again, most of these doctors, you had, you know, Dr.
Peter McCullough, who stood strong despite every cancellation campaign.
But here's the question so many people are asking.
Is it okay?
And how do I get ivermectin, hydrochloroquine?
Most doctors still won't even consider prescribing it.
Well, we've got you covered.
If you go to the wellness company, and like I said, if you send me your wellness kit, pictures of those, I will put them on social media.
Americans are waking up and they are understanding that now more than ever, we need to have these life-saving medications on hand.
They aren't just remedies.
They're lifelines for the next time because there will be a next time.
And the wellness company, their contagion emergency kit, which is this black kit right here, this one, oh wait, where is the black one?
It's blue.
I'm trying to get the black one and it gives me, there it is.
Okay, good.
But this one has got you covered.
And people are waking up.
So it's the Contagion Emergency Kit.
The only one of its kind, this prescription emergency kit provides you with carefully selected assortments, effective medications for COVID-19 and other respiratory illnesses, ivermectin, We're good to go.
So it's going to be avoid all the chaos, the wait times, the price of a hospital, and have exactly what you need for as low as the cost of a single doctor's visit.
So if you go to TWCHealth forward slash CatTurd, you can grab your contagion emergency kit right now.
That's TWC forward slash CatTurd.
Use the code CatTurd.
It will save you $30 at checkout.
The kits are only available in the U.S. And so you've got Nobel Peace Prize winning drug, right?
It was demonized by the government agencies and now the courts have ruled that they have lied.
Make sure that you have this one on hand.
It truly will help you and your family.
And it's one of those things.
I mean, and also with the blue kit.
The blue kit is also another one that I wanted to spotlight and point out today because It really is true.
They've got all kinds of things in these kits.
They've got a travel kit, first aid kit, all these different kits.
I ordered the blue one Friday, by the way.
Did you?
Good!
Well, they're great to have around.
I mean...
Yeah, it's real easy.
It didn't take you a couple minutes.
You just click on there and go to your, you know, they ask you some questions.
And then the next day a doctor called me and then it was done.
Oh, that is the coolest thing ever.
That's exactly what needs to happen.
Because seriously, it's your health.
And you need to have...
I remember what it was like trying to find all of these meds.
I couldn't find them.
And what's in the blue one?
Does it say there?
Yes, you've got...
All kinds of things.
You've got ivermectin, you've got generic Z-Pak, and amoxicillin.
It gives you all the confidence in the face of unforeseen medical emergencies, resource shortages, which is what we're seeing now.
And it includes a guidebook as well.
So the blue one is probably the most popular, but the others also serve a major purpose as well.
So make sure that you check them all out.
But you will be able to get your discount and you'll save $30 per kit plus free shipping at checkout.
So make sure you hit that up.
We're thrilled that they're sponsoring this show, especially since we all had such a problem with shopping.
Obtaining these drugs and because of the backlash that we received trying to promote them.
And they ordered them to erase them tweets and they still hadn't done it, by the way.
Nope.
They're not going to.
They're going to have to be sued, which is fine.
I mean, it looks like the courts are going to be real busy.
A friend of mine is single and was saying to me, she was like, you know, I'm looking for this guy.
I said, get a lawyer because you know what?
He's going to be busy for a very long time.
Go after a lawyer because they're all going to be in court for quite some time.
They're going to be hashing this stuff out for years.
Might as well just get a good one.
I just posted this tweet.
Somebody tweeted, it was like A. Arnie Wexler.
My trainer is a liberal woman.
We don't have much time to chat during our sessions.
And when we do, it's around travel, weather, dating, the usual.
But today she started talking to me about all the health problems she's seen in her clients since they got the COVID vax.
She's never seen so many heart problems.
She's never seen so much trouble conceiving or miscarriages.
She has seen a flood of issues, not since COVID, but since the vaccine.
She's not politically motivated to believe this.
People are waking up.
Oh, boy.
Oh, yes.
And there's going to be so many lawsuits.
I mean, when you start talking about when they started moving those COVID patients into nursing homes, and all of the deaths, and then the respirators, the people that died on respirators as a result, or because they contracted something else in those hospitals.
Because when somebody was diagnosed with pneumonia, all of a sudden they would say, Oh no, we need to change this to COVID just so the hospitals would make more money.
The damage that they have done to this country, what they did to kids, I mean kids having to catch up on learning, athletes that weren't able to perform, weren't able to compete.
They destroyed everything great about what we were doing.
They paused it all.
And then they forced vaccinations.
That's what the Biden regime did.
All of these mandates, and President Trump talked about it even.
The electric car mandate, mandate, mandate.
That's Biden's America.
That's what he does.
It's all about mandates.
It's not about freedom.
I don't want to live like that.
That's not what makes us great.
Having the government and their mandates and their red tape and all of that mess.
No, we don't need that here.
We don't need that, especially when it's not good for you.
I will never trust going to a hospital again.
I will have multiple people that I'll check in with when it comes to if I have something serious because of this regime.
I don't trust any of it.
It was a money-making opportunity and they let people die.
You want to talk about crimes against humanity?
I swear we were some of the only ones, and me especially.
Even when he said two weeks to spread the curve, even when Trump approved it, I went nuts on air.
I said, don't.
If they ever take these away from me, they're never going to give them back.
I don't care who's saying it.
Don't give them one inch of your freedom.
Not a day, not ten minutes.
Uh-uh.
Nope.
And they continued to get rich.
You saw all the politicians that got rich off of all of these drugs and all of these different things and all this hospital protocol and the jab and the masks and all of these different things.
No!
Uh-uh.
Sorry, I'm not falling for any more of your scams because that's exactly what it is.
And I'm so glad that President Trump actually called it that because that's what it has been this entire time.
One big giant scam.
And we have been dealing with the brunt of it all.
So look at the history.
Look at what's going on in America.
You've got woke Best Buy announces closure of 24 stores this year with an additional 10 to 15 expected by next year.
You've got stores going out left, right, and center.
It's over.
These woke corporations, they're folding up tent. - And it's just not because they're woke.
It's also because people don't like to go out to stores anymore because of all the crime that's been happening since the Democrats got in four years ago.
Well, it's not just going to the stores, but the people that own the stores are losing big time because they're allowed to steal up to $1,000 in California.
Think about that happening in your store a couple of times a day without anything happening.
The smashing grabs, those are real.
Those are absolutely real.
They can't afford to stay in business.
No way.
Dine and ditch, all that stuff, that's going on every single day in my city and in cities all around the country.
It's Biden's America.
It's just pure chaos.
They don't care.
They think that everything that you have belongs to them anyway, so they don't really care.
Why should they?
They don't care about you.
No.
So you've got President Trump who is blasting Stormy Daniels' hush money case as another witch hunt, as the judge sets trial, for April 15th.
We're still talking about Stormy Daniels.
And this has already been tried, by the way, and lost.
And she was ordered to pay his bill, you know, his lawyer fees.
So it's just going to get the same thing again.
Oh yes, oh yes, but they celebrate her here.
Don't forget that Stormy Daniels actually got a key to the city in West Hollywood, right?
For what?
Going after President Trump.
You seriously cannot make this stuff up.
You really cannot.
You really cannot.
So we have got, and the reason why we named the show today what we did, The Trump Train, is because it is headed on down those tracks and it is not slowing down anytime soon.
Trump Train is here.
It's alive and well.
And you've got all kinds of people.
Iron Mike Tyson, he knows exactly, exactly what What direction we're headed and should head.
Here he is.
We're at the UFC fight in Miami and you walked up with Trump and that place lost their mind when you guys walk.
I don't know if you...
People don't like what Trump is the man.
Trump is the man.
He has his fan base.
He has his supporters and they're going to stick with him to the end.
How has he been to you over the years?
I never had a bad moment with him.
You've never had a bad moment?
No, no, no.
Became very profited from him.
It was just great relationship.
When did you guys...
I just had dinner with him a week ago.
In Mar-a-Lago?
Where were you?
In Mar-a-Lago.
How was that?
That was awesome.
Me, him, Barron, and his mother.
And it was just off the hook.
Barron, he's so smart.
The young kid.
Barron is smart.
Oh, Barron got seven feet tall now or not yet?
No, 6'8".
He's 6'8".
But you know they were very intelligent?
I've heard a lot of weird stories.
Man, this kid, this guy is on top of this game, intellectually.
At 16 years old.
17.
17 now, got it.
Was Melania there?
Yes, she was there as well.
How was your interaction with her?
What is she like?
Awesome.
Awesome.
It's like the president's wife, the first lady.
We're at the UFC fight in Miami.
Wow.
Wow, it's just so exciting.
I get excited whenever I see this kind of stuff.
I'm like, go Trump, go.
Because you know what?
When they punch him, he's going to hit them back harder.
He's going to come back swinging, no matter how slimy they are.
He's just the best.
And boy, are they slimy.
They are!
We just sit here and we watch day after day these stories.
They cheat and everything they do is staged.
I mean, they're evil.
They're underhanded.
They're just so ridiculous.
I explained it before.
If you want to know why they're like that, they're miserable.
They're the most miserable, bitter, angry people on earth.
They get up every day hating everything that happens, hating themselves, hating everything around them, and their goal in life is if they're going to be that miserable and they see somebody happy and they see somebody successful, and they're going to go after them with everything they got to try to make them as miserable as they are every day when they get up.
They're not going to make me miserable.
They're going to make me more determined.
I'm just telling you.
Like I say, I'm just not going to live like this.
I'm really not.
And anybody that chooses that path, like I said, go ahead and get on over to Venezuela.
Go ahead and get on to all of these socialist countries.
See how you fare.
See how you do.
But don't change the greatest place on Earth.
People that want to strive, thrive, and survive.
I mean, we have the capabilities of doing amazing things.
And there are people in this country that are.
And why would you ever want to keep them down?
They're terrified of Elon Musk.
Why?
Because he can go to space.
He can...
Send a rocket ship up and then have it land exactly in the position in which it first originated.
They can't do that.
He's sending up rockets all the time, every couple of days.
He's running circles around these fools.
Let him do his thing.
I mean, he's a regular Einstein of our time.
Why would you try to cap that?
Why wouldn't you want more of that?
He was their darling until he offered free speech, until he got X. Mm-hmm.
Wow.
There's a lot that needs to be said.
And they've changed it around with, you know, they're, well, we're still being this, but let me tell you something.
Remember what it was before?
My God.
Mm-hmm.
Just the landscape of it's changed.
Just the ad shares and the spaces and the blue checkmark situation.
It's exciting.
And the subscriptions.
I mean, I can just go on forever to all the things that are changing constantly.
And, you know, people made fun of me.
For paying $8?
I remember saying, you're paying $8 for your blue checkmark.
Yeah, you ought to see my Twitter ad shares a month right now.
They pay double.
Oh my gosh, it's so true.
And yet, here they do.
They go and say, oh, you know what?
There's not as many ad shares on X as there are on Instagram and on Facebook and on YouTube.
Guess who introduced it?
Elon Musk introduced it.
He's the one that really got everything going again.
There were not any ad shares for creators or anybody that was working as hard as they were to put out their material.
And then Elon Musk came along.
He changed all of that.
Do I agree with everything?
No.
But I think he's doing a heck of a lot better job and I think that the country is going to change, the landscape is going to change as a result of his efforts and I think that's wonderful.
I mean, I completely am 100% on board with freedom of speech, especially being victims of it.
And what I'm loving is, is that seriously, all of these rhinos, like Murkowski, and I have to bring her up because she's so bad.
And of course, we can't stand her.
Mike Eagleman, he said it better than anybody.
He goes, good riddance, rhino trash.
So I mean, therefore I am at iMemo put up this one breaking Lisa Murkowski threatening to leave the Republicans if they stick with Trump.
Yeah.
And then she asks the question, thoughts?
Oh, goodbye, good riddance, good luck.
You never were a conservative, ever.
You were a plant.
She's a joke.
They had to change voting to keep her up there.
So here's some news.
Breaking.
Truth.
Oh, you want to do the breaking thing?
I can do breaking.
Of course I can.
Game boy, here we go.
Okay.
This is where you go.
So, breaking.
Truth Social is exploding today.
It's up 39%.
President Trump has made over $1 billion in stock value today.
I'm loving this.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I love this.
They were talking about it on Bill Maher's show.
And they were in complete meltdown mode.
I thought it was fabulous.
I played that one too on Saturday because it was like, my gosh, they sit there and try to act as if he was lucky.
No, he's not lucky.
While you guys sit in that chair and complain about everything in the world.
And have built nothing and have done nothing and have contributed nothing to society.
All you do is take and bitch and moan and complain.
He was out there busting his hump as a young man building Trump Towers all in Vegas and this and that and making famous golf courses and buying and building an empire, man, from the ground up.
It wasn't luck.
He busted his ass.
Oh my word.
He has done incredible things.
He is a builder.
He's not going to sit by.
The whole time when they took away his ability to communicate with we the people, right?
While he was a sitting president, mind you.
He was sitting there doing all of these amazing things.
He said, okay, you know what?
I can't have my speech controlled.
So what am I going to do?
I'm going to go ahead and take the opportunity to build something and build something great.
This is unbelievable.
And they are whining and crying and carrying on like nobody's business as a result of it.
Luck has nothing to do with it.
He's not lucky.
He is productive.
And he's a visionary.
And that's why he's going to be great for this country.
That's exactly why.
Here's a good tweet from our buddy Rob Reiner from 17 hours ago.
Goodness.
Curious to see how the pathological lie in Froster deals with the $454 million he owes in the state of New York.
Isn't he just a creep?
I mean, he's just a joke.
Think about his life.
He spent all his life in the last seven years and Stephen King and all these same people and Morning Joe.
Their entire lives and George Conway Their entire lives now is every single day getting up.
This is how they're going to spend all their last years on earth because they're all 70-something.
And for six years, all you do is just dwell on one thing in your life.
Every ten minutes, tweeting about your hatred towards one man.
If you want to know why you have all this hate in your heart, just go look in the mirror.
This is your problem.
Goodness.
Not his.
Look, if you're going to be obsessed with something, obsessed on something positive in your life, they say, well, you talk about Trump too, but I love Trump.
That's positive energy.
Do you know how exhausting that is?
They're obsessed, man.
It's seriously a mental disease.
Yes, it truly is.
I mean, but this is just so ridiculous.
When you hear them sitting there saying, this guy's the luckiest guy in the world.
No, it didn't fall in his lap.
He built it, just like everything else that he has built.
But here they are melting down once again.
They don't even know what to do with this.
No, he actually just got a...
This guy is the luckiest guy in the world, but Trump Social...
I mean, it's Trump Social, but True Social just got permission to go public.
Right.
And so his stake, because it's a meme stock, a little like GameStop, is worth $3.5 billion right now, and it could go higher if people bid it up.
He definitely made a deal with the devil.
Something.
Because he always lucks out on everything.
He has the best enemies.
Look at Michael Avenatti.
Look at Fonny Willis now in Georgia.
The best enemies.
It helps him so much.
And Merrick Garland fucked it all up.
He's dithered.
Now we're probably not even going to see any of the trials.
He just always lucks his way into everything.
Aren't they ridiculous?
Luck has nothing to do with it.
All of this is warfare.
All of this is bullshit crimes that never happened.
It backfired on them.
That's all that happened.
It backfired on them.
All of a sudden, his ratings went sky high.
In fact, this is going to be a fun one because I cannot wait until this goes down.
Trump is suing ABC News and George Stephanopoulos for defamation.
Here's what to know about his claim.
And what's fun is that they're going to have to report on their own shortcomings because that's exactly what's going to happen.
You have Stephanopoulos who sat up there and lied, just like they lied about Russia, Russia, Russia.
But President Trump is going after him for defamation, as he should.
And he's got quite a case and quite a claim.
He should go after him personally, and he should also go after the networks for airing it because it's just completely false.
And every single time we turn around, we've been right about everything and And gloat, all of you, gloat.
You were right.
Don't apologize for being right.
I mean, you can be civil and everything, fine, if you want to be.
But gloat.
You have been right this entire time.
You have nothing to be ashamed of.
You have nothing to back down on when you were right the entire time.
We were right about all of it.
And you should be very proud of yourselves for using your common sense and not just blindly following these people off the cliff.
They are a danger to themselves and others.
I've said it since the beginning.
All right, everybody.
Well, that does it for today.
We've got one more big show tomorrow.
It is our long show, so we'll be for the locals channel.
That's exactly right.
We do a 30-minute show every single Tuesday afternoon, and so that's how we're going to be heading off this party before we start on the vacation.
But just thank you, each and every single one of you, for all you do, for all of your efforts.
You're amazing.
You impress us every single day.
You truly are a part of our family, and we cannot thank you enough.
Love you.
Anyway, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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