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SOTU '24: Let's Get Ready To Mumble! | In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd - Ep. 525 - 3/7/2024
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Today is Thursday, March 7th, 2024, episode number 525.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cattered.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
Ah, just been running around all day.
I know it.
It's going to be a very interesting evening.
You have a name for it, don't you?
For tonight's episode.
I've called it several things today.
Which one?
The dementia one.
I believe you're calling it the state of dementia.
Yeah.
The state of dementia.
Oh, that's exactly what we're gonna have.
Ol' Mumbles is gonna get up there.
And the thing about it is he needs two breaks.
He needs two intermissions to get through this thing.
I'm so not watching it.
I'm just gonna watch the gaffs tomorrow.
I'm just not staying up late to watch that idiot gaff.
It's ridiculous.
We know what we're going to get.
I mean, people have bets on this whole thing.
They've got drinking games going on.
I mean, the whole thing is going to be a complete and total disaster.
But are you kidding?
Here's something else I called it.
The World Laughing Stock Lasagna Brain Gaff Marathon.
That's about it.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going to tell you what he's going to say because it's an election year and the Democrats have been saying this about Republicans so they're going to pull out all the things.
You're not into women's health care with abortion.
You want everybody to have a gun.
You're going to cut Medicare.
You're going to cut Social Security.
You're going to do tax cuts for the rich.
You know what they're going to say.
Everything they're going to say is so predictable.
Absolutely.
We know exactly.
It's just going to be the points that they want to highlight and they want to try to say that they are all about the border when, of course, they could have done something about the border.
We wouldn't be living in a police state like they are in New York if they would have done something about all of this.
They're purposely suing states that want to stop the invasion.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It's incredible to me.
And they're going after people left and right.
I mean, people's lives are changing in the subways of New York because they don't know who they've let into this country.
All they know that this could be worse than 9-11.
That's the mumbles on the street.
And speaking of mumbles, that's what we named today's show.
State of the Union 24, let's get ready to mumble.
I just can't believe they have already requested two intermissions.
I mean, that just tells you how bad it actually is.
It's funny, they got the National Guard on the subway system, a thousand National Guards for the subway system in New York, and when President Trump suggested that they send in the National Guard in these states to get rid of the Black Lives Matter when they're burning down streets, oh, he's a racist!
Remember that?
I certainly do.
You did the same thing.
It's so obvious what's happening here.
It truly is here.
And if you don't believe us, here's a video of the National Guard.
They have been deployed to subway stations in New York.
This is Joe Biden's America.
This is exactly what it is.
I have no idea how anybody could live in that shit hole.
Well, people are moving out.
They've had about enough of it.
Completely.
But do you remember when they used to talk about having officers, police officers in kids' high school?
Well, this is going to be a regular part of everybody's life because they did not control the border and because they're letting all of these illegal, criminal, illegal aliens in.
I mean, you've got high alert all over the place because they're part of this whole thing.
Remember when Republicans suggested that we put an armed guard in every school?
No, we don't want to militarize our schools!
That's right.
Boy, they don't mind militarizing New York Subway right now, do they?
And your daily life.
Understand that.
And as far as the State of the Union is concerned tonight, they're going to have a nice big fence wrapped around protecting them because, my goodness, I mean, that's the way it should be.
They protect themselves.
They don't protect the American people.
They know exactly what's happened to this country as a result of the infiltration.
They're treason.
That's exactly what it is.
I mean, here they are.
I mean, therefore I am has got this one posted.
Funny how the walls work to protect Washington Swamp, but they don't work at our borders to protect us.
Security for me, but not for thee.
Here you go.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen, the State of the Union is here tonight.
President Biden will be giving his presentation at the United States Capitol, and he'll be protected by this fence just put in today for him.
But yet he will not put up a wall on the southern border to protect Americans.
Gosh, isn't that just incredible?
They don't even try to hide it anymore.
This is going to be...
There's going to be more gas, and then he's going to do the...
Oh yeah, the scream.
And then he's going to go crazy and nuts and yell and scream.
He's just an absolute demented idiot.
Completely.
I got invited on a few shows to be on a Zoom call, show my face and kind of be live and do a play-by-play.
Fine.
Yeah, I didn't want to do that, and I didn't get enough notice.
They asked me today, but yeah, I've been up since early, running around.
I had a bunch of stuff doing Panama City, so I've been just pumping it all day, and I got right here, and then I still haven't even been home, so I can't do it.
I'll be in bed.
So one of the shows I got invited on was Benny's.
Oh, fun!
That would have been fun, but I just, no, I gotta have a little bit more notice.
Oh, definitely.
But not only that, Kat, I mean, you've been busy, too.
You've been running around, and last weekend you were sick.
I mean, the whole thing, you just got back into town.
I know.
So, I mean, it's totally understandable.
It would have been fun, but...
Like, this is the week that everything's starting to turn green on my...
I gotta mow again, get the mower out, put new blades on it.
I've been child's chainsawing all yesterday morning.
Real life.
I had like 400 cuts to do, at least, all around my farm.
I got to the last one and my damn chain came off.
I was like, ugh!
I know it.
Seriously, the whole thing is, it's real life, you know?
I mean, this is the thing that we all have to deal with around here.
But yeah, I mean, you certainly won't see the elite having to worry about the things that matter in our lives.
Feeding animals and taking care of business at home.
Everybody's like, well, you're making money now.
Why don't you get somebody to do it?
I actually did.
I tried to get somebody to do some pressure washing.
They didn't show.
I tried to get somebody to help me with these limbs.
Didn't show.
That's the way it is, man.
You can't find anybody worth a damn anymore that will show up.
They're lazy.
I know.
It's easier for me.
How can you run a business and just not show?
Yeah.
That's why I do everything myself.
I always get that same thing.
Everybody's like, why don't you have somebody help you?
Why don't you get help?
Why don't you do this?
Why don't you do that?
And I'm like, by the time I explain it, by the time I go through the whole thing, no.
I consider that a waste of time.
Plus, I can do it faster myself.
And I know it gets done right.
I mean, I know that's total type A, but still.
It's like, if I want to guarantee do not have to worry about it, I do it.
Just get it over with.
Yeah.
Suffer through it all.
It doesn't matter.
But that's what you really have.
I mean, those are the things that, you know, people don't recognize.
But I'm glad you at least tried to get somebody to help over there because you've got quite an undertaking over there.
They won't ever show.
I've tried to get people to help before.
I got one guy that's like a handyman that does a lot of stuff for me.
He's good, but he's busy too.
But I try to hire tree services.
They don't show.
I try to hire this.
They never show.
Yeah.
Especially down here in Florida.
Spring, the Spanish mackerel are running right now.
I'll bet.
It's time to hit the beach.
We're not going to work today.
Well, I hope you get some time off.
I really do.
You need that as well.
You can run any business.
I don't care if you're cutting lawns or Tree service or pressure washer or anything and all you have to do is just show up on time and do a good job and be a good person and you can make tons of money in any business.
That's all you got to do now because there's just nobody that's worth a damn.
Yeah, nobody wants to work.
They want to get free checks from the government.
I mean, that's what it looks like.
I mean, my gosh.
It's true.
And think about this.
You've got them all coming from all over the world now because, hey, you can get a debit card in New York for 10 grand a month and then get it refilled after that's over.
I mean, what is going on here?
Seriously.
This is our tax money, our tax dollars at work.
And now that everybody's paying their hefty tax bills, they're starting to look at that a little bit closer.
And especially people that have just graduated from college.
They're going, wait a minute, what do you mean this is the real world?
What do you mean I have to work 40 hours a week?
Get used to it.
They got to work for a week, do TikTok videos, crying their eyes out.
That's right.
TikTok videos about, oh, it worked 40 hours.
I got a business degree.
And, you know, the study of the pygmy rattlesnake.
And I don't understand.
I've been in college since I'm 30 years old and how I got to go get a minimum wage job.
There's nobody hiring for $200,000 a year for the study of pygmy rattlesnakes.
And then they're just gone, man.
So, yeah, you're starting your life fresh.
You've got a worthless degree you want everybody to pay for, and you're never going to work in that area because everybody else and their brother, there's another 200,000 people getting out of college with the same worthless degree that nobody wants or needs.
You know nothing about the real world.
You've never been out here.
You know, beating the streets and working and learning how to do any kind of a skill.
You have no skills and then all attitude.
And nobody's going to hire you.
Just what I need.
Somebody with no skills that wants five times what they're worth with a big, bad attitude and a chip on their shoulder.
Nobody wants you.
It is so true.
And I mean, when you think about it, they all thought that they were going to become TikTok stars.
And they were all coddled in college.
And they were all given extra credit for showing up to protest.
And they were completely brainwashed by liberal professors.
And now they owe a whole bunch of money that Joe Biden is trying to convince everybody that he's forgiven in student debt and everything else so that they can brainwash them even further.
And then boom, all of a sudden they wake up one morning and they have to get a job.
And it's not a job they wanted, and it's not a job they liked, even though they studied underwater basket weaving.
It's over.
It's over.
Here's real life for you.
And then that's what happens.
All of a sudden, it clicks in and they're like, oh, wow, I kind of like the conservative ideas.
Ooh, wait a minute.
Shrink that government.
Yeah.
You're going to be successful and start with nothing.
You've got to do hard work over a long period of time.
It takes years.
That's right.
They want instant gratification.
It's not going to happen like that.
It's not going to happen for you.
That's it.
Oh my gosh.
And it wouldn't be worth anything to you if it was given to you like that.
When you finally do make it 20 years from now and you busted your hump, then it's going to be worth something to it because you put in the time and effort.
You're going to value it.
You're going to be proud of it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, that's the thing.
They've got so, so much to learn.
And here's the thing.
Everybody is very concerned about what's happening over there at the border.
I mean, that is going to be one of the biggest points that are going to be talked about tonight.
And you're going to have Biden who is going to point the finger at Republicans and conservatives.
I know, try not to laugh, but that's exactly what he's going to do.
When you talk about what he did with that border and overturned...
We want him talking as much as possible.
Boy, it's going to be a mess.
I don't know.
I'm going to have to watch that.
It's going to be a joke.
And President Trump is going to be live-truthing the whole time.
So that's going to be fun, too.
I mean, it really is.
It's going to be...
He did it last time.
Remember last time around?
He was live-truthing and he was correcting Biden on all the things that he was going to try to lie to the American people about.
Yeah, so he's going to be live truth, and then I think Tucker Carlson's going to be like, I think, video.
He's going to do the response.
Tucker Carlson is going to be doing the actual response, which is going to be absolutely fantastic.
Yeah, but this all ends at midnight for me, and you know, I go to bed at the latest 9 o'clock.
I know.
You're real early.
Even if I lived on the East Coast, you would be an early bird.
Good night, Irene, for me.
Well, I had to work.
I got on that schedule my whole life, working in construction on the road or wherever.
Especially if you're in charge of everything, you've got to get up at 4 or 5 in the morning, and everybody's day starts at 6.
That's right.
And then, Tom, it's eight or nine.
You better get to bed if you want to get four or five hours of sleep or six hours or wherever you need.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, this is going to be so fun.
I mean, it's going to be a lot of fun.
But here he is.
He's going to respond to Joe Biden's State of the Union speech.
Here is what he has with it, Tucker.
So check it out.
So when this is finally over, I guess I'll write analysis of it or whatever.
We'll put it up tomorrow.
What do you mean?
Yeah, but I need...
Yeah, but I gotta write it.
No, come on.
We can't go right on after this.
This is too nuts.
I need time to think about what it means.
We'll do it live.
Okay.
We'll do it live!
Fuck it!
Do it live!
I'll write it and we'll do it live!
We will be live on this, TuckerCarlson.com, and many other platforms live Thursday after the State of the Union.
So he won't be doing the official response, but he will be doing his own response to this.
Yeah, nobody's going to watch the official response.
It's boring.
They're going to watch people like Tucker and Trump.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is where it is.
I'm thrilled.
Like, I have to watch that.
I mean, I've got to see the whole thing, and I want to see it live!
Yeah, it'd be easy for you, because for you, it starts at like 6 o'clock or something.
I know.
Well, I mean, that's the thing.
Our time difference is huge, and I get up really early.
What is our time difference?
Three hours or four hours?
We're three hours.
Because I'm on Eastern Time.
And I'm Pacific.
I live so much on the border of Eastern Time, I literally turn left on my driveway, I'm in Central, I turn right, I'm in Eastern.
I know, you're right there.
I used to, the last place I lived, I'd mow my yard.
And if I had my phone on, the back of my property would say Central Time.
My clock would change for an hour as I mowed my yard.
I know.
That's how long the line I was.
It's so funny because that's why I always, everybody's like, wait a minute.
If you're streaming Pacific Time, then how come you have Eastern?
I just go on Eastern Time because everything is on Eastern Time.
And so it's confused a lot of people.
And I'm like, no, I just go with Eastern because...
It starts earlier.
That's what everybody normally goes to.
There used to be a bar in Mexico Beach.
Unfortunately, the whole town got blown down in Michael five years ago.
It was in the middle.
You could see it on the street, and the bar was cut down the middle.
They had a yellow line.
Down the middle of the bar, and they had bars on each side.
And, you know, whatever the ordinance was, if you have to shut down at two, everybody would have to go to that side of the bar on the other side of that line to...
So they get an hour more drinking.
But they legally couldn't do it.
I swear.
It was there for years.
That's funny, Kat.
Well, see, I mean, here in LA, though, we've got 24-hour clubs.
So, I mean, it's not really legal to do that.
But everybody knows where they are.
And so, you know, I have a whole bunch of friends in town right now.
So, what's going on?
They have to shut them down here.
Oh, boy.
Well, they come stumbling in at around 6 o'clock.
And I'm getting ready to go to work.
And I'm like, hi.
Bye.
Hey.
They've been out all night long.
So time really doesn't matter.
Even when I was young, I didn't like staying out all night till daylight.
I never liked that.
Well, see, they're on vacation.
I'm not.
I mean, I'm still working like I normally do.
So, no.
I mean, they're having a wonderful time.
And I'm like, huh, what are you doing?
Where are you going?
No, I don't want to tag along all night long.
No way.
So as a result of all of this stuff, you know, I mean, here you've got the FBI office in Miami who has launched an urgent manhunt for Iranian intel officer accused of plotting assassinations of several Trump-era officials.
I mean, this is what's happened as a result.
Then all of a sudden I saw another video over there on your page where iMemo was talking about the human trafficking and how they're doing it right there on the government's dime.
I mean, this is some scary, scary stuff what's happening.
I mean, you have got Sheriff Grady, Judd's human trafficking bust.
It reveals that the U.S. government provides unlimited free plane flights.
They're the ones that are in charge of it to any destination.
Any destination at all.
Check it out.
And what this is, and I want everybody to see it clearly, federal policy drives illegal immigrant crime and victimization.
And that's the focus, other than our victims of human trafficking.
Listen folks, I want to introduce you to Andres Gill, okay?
Here's this guy.
He's also on this board, but get a look at him for a second.
He came down here from New York with three females.
All of them are in the country illegally.
Did you hear what I said?
They're all here illegally.
He's the one that comes with them to drive them.
These ladies are all controlled by a human trafficker.
We think their human trafficker is a female.
She sets up their appointments.
She puts their ads online.
She tells them where to go.
And by the way, on Friday, The victims of human trafficking, and we've grayed them out, three of them that are here illegally from Venezuela, three of them have to pay her $3,000 apiece on Friday, or else they're threatened.
So they're not free.
They're really indentured, and they're quote-unquote paying off their debt.
Now, here's what they told us, all right?
I'm sure the federal government will verify that this is not true, but you decide who you want to believe, whether you want to believe these victims of human trafficking or the whitewash the federal authorities give you.
They said that when they came into the country illegally, DHS gave them a form An ID, paperwork that allows them to fly for free.
You know, Southwest would let your bags fly free.
Well, the federal government will let your illegal immigrants fly free.
And they operate out of New York.
And they were working up there and the New York authorities said, hey, if you don't have identification, you can't work in our sex trade up here.
You know, we don't allow sex trade here at all, but New York will allow you to do some stuff if you've got the proper authority.
So they say they make a lot of money.
They're addicted to it.
These ladies are going to give you more details.
They tell us That they fly to major metro centers for free on the federal government where they set up their appointments for sex all around the country.
Did you hear what I said?
Listen, folks.
If they don't pay $3,000 apiece on Friday, they're in trouble.
The human trafficker sets up the deal.
Hey, this deal is just outside of Tampa.
They say, they show this ID, this card, this paper, they fly for free down here.
Then they fly back.
But we heard a similar theme from all 21 of these folks.
We can't work legally.
We're addicted to this cash.
It's a lot of cash and it's quick, so we have to give $3,000 a week.
We get to keep everything above that.
We have a crisis at the border.
And because of the crisis at the border, we have people that are victimizing illegal folks, forcing them into the sex trade.
Because we allow these criminals in the country illegally.
We all rail about this and nobody pays any attention.
And then we want to politic everything.
Oh, we had a good piece of legislation that limited the average to only 5,000 illegals a day in the country and then we can shut it off.
Well, if you can shut it off at 5,000 people illegally coming in this country a day, you can shut it off at no people illegally coming in this country a day.
Exactly.
Politicians are politicking while the victims are being victimized.
I read an article this week that says, well, the illegals coming here aren't committing crime at any greater percentage than the people who are here legally.
What they didn't tell you is if they weren't here illegally at all, the crime they would commit here would be zero.
So we're being victimized.
But that doesn't make any difference on the national level.
You see, because they sit up there behind their gated communities and in Congress and they play politics back and forth between the two parties.
Wow!
Illegals are victimized.
Citizens are victimized.
Children are victimized.
You've got this goofy-looking kid here who's making sure that they come up with $3,000 a week apiece, and he's here illegally.
It's a mess, and it doesn't have to be.
If we can deal with it and catch it on the local level, they can stop it on the federal level.
Shame on all of them.
Every one of them.
For not getting together and saying, you know, there are things bigger in this country than my individual politics.
That's probably the most important video that you will see today.
It really is.
That's what is happening at the border.
And when they talk about indentured servants, that's exactly what this is.
And the government knows all about it.
They're completely involved in this whole thing.
They know what has been going on.
They're flying on your dime and everything else.
And it just continues to go.
You work all day.
And don't make near $3,000 a week.
I mean, some people do, but most people don't.
You work all day and pay half your money in taxes to give to them so they don't have to work, and they come in one day in this country.
If that don't piss you off, and if that don't make you want to ever vote for a Democrat, I don't know what does.
My gosh.
It's pathetic.
It's got to wake people up.
And then, of course, here on our end of things, when you've got people like this, you've got Dick Durbin, Democrat, Illinois, who blocks a bill requiring illegal immigrants charged with violent crimes be arrested by ICE. He said he would deprive immigrants of due process that everyone is afforded.
They're not citizens.
They don't get due process.
What is going on here, Kat?
They want them in here.
They want them raping and killing the people.
They want the sex slaves and the child trafficking.
They're a sick, perverted party of pedophiles.
You haven't noticed that yet?
Oh, yeah.
They want them in here.
They want them murdering and maiming and going through the streets.
And they count them in the census.
And even if they don't get the vote, they count them in the census.
And they get all these new elected officials and more congressmen.
That's exactly what that's about because they're counted.
See, that's what people don't realize is that whether they're a citizen or not, they're counted for that district and in that seat.
And so they're able to hold on to these seats.
And that's why California is in the shape that it's in.
Even though so many people, hundreds of thousands of people have left California, they're counting people on the census.
So they never have to worry about somebody in a leadership position losing that seat.
Same thing with New York.
You've heard politicians talk about it.
I need more people in my district.
So they just move them around.
They fill those seats so that they can have them.
That's exactly what this whole thing is about.
That's why all the districts in the United States look like a puzzle.
That's right.
Instead of perfect squares.
Unreal.
It really is unreal.
So Joni Ernst was mentioned, of course.
On Wednesday, she attempted to bring a vote to the floor that would require Immigration Customs and Enforcement, ICE, to detain illegal immigrants who have committed violent crimes.
Detain them!
All right?
And despite having unanimous consent request, Ernest's effort to prevent avoidable attacks at the hands of illegal immigrants was thwarted by Democrat Majority Whip Dick Durbin, who rejected the request.
Who in the world would reject something like this?
He wants murderers and rapists in our country.
He's going to reject having them even arrested.
And he even wants them in the military.
He has a path for them.
We have the most evil treasonous traitors running this country in both parties I've ever seen in my life.
90% of that cesspool swamp shithole called Washington, D.C. is nothing but a bunch of treasonous traitors that hate this country.
That's all it is.
They hate you.
That's what you've got to realize.
These people despise you.
They think they're better than you.
There's no fixing this country without term limits to get some of these maggots the hell out.
I know it.
And they won't leave.
Look at Mitch McConnell.
Oh my gosh.
Can't even barely talk.
I'm staying.
They have to will me out there, and I'll have somebody to do sign language.
And even if they, you know...
I have to get a vampire to come by me so I can just work at night.
I'm staying.
Even if I have to be a vampire, I'm staying.
It is so true.
The whole thing.
I mean, they're never going to leave.
They don't feel like they ever need to.
And so they've been there forever and they're going to stay right where they are.
So, oh my gosh, but one thing really brought a smile to my face, and that was Letitia James' speech to the firefighters.
It was drowned out by pro-Trump chants.
This was fun.
I just did a show on Saturday with Letitia, or Letitia James.
Tish, that's French.
And so to see that people are actually out there, screaming Trump's name is just a riot.
it check it out she should be heckled and booed everywhere she goes like that Absolutely.
She shouldn't be able to give a speech anywhere.
She should be heckled and booed.
No violence, but that's perfectly legal, and that's what should happen to her.
Agreed.
Completely agree.
They live in their little bubble, and they don't realize how hated they are.
These people are destroying the rule of law in our country.
Absolutely decimating it.
And they're communist scum.
George Soros hacks.
Completely.
I mean, when you look at who all is involved in this whole thing, it's so bad.
But yet, you've got people like Kamala Harris who is going to scream democracy.
Deep thought with Kamala Harris.
Today's big person's word is democracy.
Yes, she explains the duality to the nature of democracy.
Oh, it's so strong.
Because when we think about the strength of our democracy, you know, I think that there's a duality to the nature of democracy.
When it's intact, oh, it's so strong in terms of what it does to uphold and protect individual rights and freedoms.
It's so strong in its nature.
And it is very powerful.
It will only be as strong as our willingness to fight for it.
We needed some comedy relief, didn't we?
Oh, my God.
Anybody you know put their hands up over their head and talk with it like you're...
Say one word, hold up your right leg.
Show your next word, hold up your left leg.
Then act like you're drawing as you're talking in the air.
I mean, my God, it's just this...
It's pathetic.
Yes, it is.
They got the best speechwriters in the world and speech coaches in the world.
And she still sounds like a dumbass because that's what she is.
And there's nobody can train the dumbass out of her.
It's impossible.
Well, exactly.
And speaking of dummies, well, you've got, you know, Mad Cow, who's up there because she wants to control everything.
The Russia hoaxer speaks again.
It appears Mad Cow is getting her orders directly from Hillary Clinton.
Remember, they never ever...
Hillary was real adamant about this in 2016, about not giving Donald Trump any airtime at all.
She was furious that you had, even though it was negative, that the networks were running what he was saying.
So now all of a sudden, Mad Cow says that she doesn't think at all that it's irresponsible to broadcast.
Any remarks from a president, a former president, and a future president, one that was just cheated out of the last 2020 election?
This is her opinion.
She calls it irresponsible.
Are you playing this clip?
No.
She lost her show because she got busted when the Mueller report came out because everything she said was a lie for years.
Every single thing.
She built a big audience on nothing but 100% lies and real conspiracy theories.
And they took her off the air for almost a year.
Now she's back.
Like, I went to the Liars Boot Camp.
I went to fake news boot camp and I'm all telling the truth again.
She's one of the biggest lying propagandists in history.
Every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie.
All of it.
All of it.
I mean, you're talking about propaganda.
24-7 was Russia, Russia, Russia.
She was all excited to report any kind of connection with President Trump and Russia.
And she has the audacity to call what President Trump is going to talk about irresponsible.
What she did was irresponsible.
They weakened our country in ways that we cannot even believe or imagine.
Seriously, their propaganda 24-7 on the Russia, Russia, Russia collusion hoax was the biggest disgrace anybody has ever seen.
I thought we were going to get into a war as a result of all of that way back then.
Because everybody knew it was totally false.
They spent well over $40 million trying in those hearings and everything else, those cases against President Trump.
The whole thing.
And here it came from Hillary Clinton herself and a dossier that was just completely and totally made up and paid for.
That's propaganda.
And she's talking about this?
All she is.
She's no different than the worst propagandists in North Carolina.
North Carolina.
North Korea.
It's true.
It's the wildest thing ever.
So I hope everybody is prepared.
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Dr.
Drew's involved in this, right?
Yes, he is.
Absolutely.
A whole group of incredible doctors are on this whole thing.
I mean, they know what happened with COVID, where we were not able to get the scripts that were necessary in order to prevent it.
You couldn't get anything you really needed and you get everything that was terrible for you.
Exactly.
I mean, that was the state that we were in.
I had to go up to Oakland.
I mean, I had to go up north, San Francisco area, in order to get the script that I needed, the ivermectin.
You felt like a drug dealer.
You had to go on the street.
Hey, man, you want some heroin?
You want some meth?
Nah, man, you got your ivermectin?
I kid you not.
I mean, I drove for that.
It was the most ridiculous thing ever because, you know, I mean, you weren't able to find it.
Now, you could go and get pot and any drug on the corner, but you couldn't get the things that you needed because they were forcing that jab.
They wouldn't let you in restaurants unless you had a card.
LA was completely shut down.
They shut down kids' skate parks and everything else.
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Plus it's cheaper than a doctor's visit and most people don't want to go to the doctor anymore as a result because they don't want to be harassed about whether they got the jab or whether they should get jab number 10 or any of that mess.
They just don't trust their doctors and that's a shame but that's exactly what this government did to everybody.
People don't want to go anymore and some people really need to but they're terrified.
Who could blame them?
Don't trust them anymore.
No.
The whole thing, after this latest bout, it just, no.
Everybody is saying no.
I mean, I'll do it myself.
I mean, unless you've got something seriously, seriously wrong with you, they're not going to the doctor.
So Joe Biden looks like a loser on the eve of his State of the Union.
You remember this whole clip yesterday.
Everybody's talking about the state of Joe Biden.
He looks horrible.
He's shuffling.
He's mumbling.
And yet you've got all kinds of stuff.
I mean, Morning Joe is over there rallying behind him, acting like, you know, that he's cogent.
He's cogent.
Can you imagine being that much of a media absolute whore?
I mean, my God.
You're talking about no scruples.
Knowing your line and what you're saying is silly, but you say it anyway for money.
I just can't do it.
I know.
I've never been like that.
I've turned down so much money.
Since this cat turd thing, just by not doing things, because I just like, I can't do that.
I don't believe in that.
I'm not saying that.
No, actually, I think a lot of people, I've never seen so many DMs when we spoke out about rhinos last week in my life from people that I didn't even know followed me on social media.
You can't say that.
You can't do this.
You can't do that.
Watch me.
Are you kidding me?
Of course I'm going to speak out.
When I see a rhino, I'm going to call him a rhino.
I don't know what your plans are.
I don't know what you're doing.
But yeah, I'm not going to hesitate for one second to call things for what they are.
This is the problem.
The Democrats, we know what they believe in, but what does the Republican Party believe in?
You don't know what they believe in.
No.
You know, and it's so simple as to come out and don't, oh, I'm scared of the trans community right now.
Come out and say there's two genders and be proud of it and say the arrest is nonsense and they're mentally ill.
Just say it and people will respect it and that's why we like Trump so much.
He's the only one not scared to just say the truth up there.
Did we play that with the guy that's running for government?
Governor in North Carolina, and he's at church giving that speech on the genders.
You remember that?
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you have that?
Do you have it on your page?
I got it, but it's way down.
I'll tell you what, just keep talking.
I'll find it, and I'll repost it.
So anyway, a lot of the times, what happens behind the scenes, just so everybody knows, is when you have a voice like Cat Turd, and I don't have an account like Cat's, not even close.
But they just think that you're just going to fall right in sync.
And so here's the thing.
We know who the rhinos are.
We spend all day long calling them out and talking about the destruction that they have done to our country and what they are doing every single day.
And yet then all of a sudden they're like, no, no, no.
All of a sudden we're on that team now.
And we're like, no.
You wouldn't believe how mad I make the Republican Party.
Oh, my gosh.
God, they hate me.
Well, because they think you're just going to go along with it, and you're not.
And so, here you go, Kat.
I've got it here.
Okay.
But this is more about the transgender, I believe.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Okay, that's the one you're talking about.
Okay, so this is the guy running for North Carolina, and he's for governor, right?
Yeah.
Right.
He is Mark Robinson, and he is now the Republican nominee for North Carolina governor, and he completely goes off on the transgender.
And this is what you do.
And after we play this, there's going to be somebody out there in the audience who goes, you can't do this.
We need to be, we got to bring in more people.
You can't do that.
No, that's the problem.
That's the problem.
You're too squishy.
Come out.
We know what they stand for.
They stand for abortions at nine months.
But ask any Republican.
Go up and ask a hundred different Republicans what they stand for in abortion.
And they want to tell you, I'm going to lose votes.
I better say it like this and tiptoe around this and not...
Say what you mean and mean what you say.
My God, why are you such cowards?
There is so much that is happening, especially in the medical industry with the whole transgender thing.
I mean, they are making a killing off of it, but the things that they do not tell people about is that the fact that they will be desensitized, that they will be sterile for life, that they're not getting parents' permission, that these kids are going through these surgeries at, you know...
Very, very young ages where they're full of hormones and they're not able to make decisions like that.
There is a whole group now that are saying, oh my gosh, I wish I wouldn't have done that.
People that are really regretting going through with this surgery, with this transition, the hormones, what has happened to their bodies, to their health.
It is a monstrosity is what it is.
Tell liberals, just have somebody post, look, man, I took my 12-year-old kid to have a face tattoo, have a big spider all over his nose, his face.
Say, check this out, man.
Check out this face tattoo I could put on my 12-year-old.
It's cool.
He wanted it, man, so I gave it to him.
And every liberal on X would go nuts.
And yet they think that's crazy to put a spider face tattoo on a 12-year-old, yet they want to cut his penis off and his balls.
Oh my gosh.
And start giving him girl hormones.
They're okay with that.
Can you imagine?
It's ridiculous.
I know.
And you're right.
We'll get blowback for even talking about it right now on our show, but I'm not going to stop talking about it.
I don't care.
I think it is crimes against children.
I really do.
Everybody should be arrested.
Elon Musk has said it.
The doctor should be arrested.
The parents should be arrested.
It is sick.
Mutilating a 12-year-old?
I mean, come on.
It's mutilation.
Exactly.
My God.
I mean, they are making lifetime decisions for them.
They'll never be able to have kids.
I mean, they will be completely desensitized, 100%.
They just can't leave the kids alone.
They can't.
They cannot.
And you've got these freaky, liberal, ridiculous, white, suburbanite, rich, elitists.
Oh, I got five kids.
They're all transgender.
No, they're not.
You're brainwashing them at an early age.
We know what you're doing.
That's right.
You're not transgender.
It's a billion to one.
That five people in the same family.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, can you imagine doing this to somebody?
I just cannot.
So here's Mark Robinson.
He's talking about it.
Check it out.
Here's something else I'm not supposed to say.
Ain't but two genders.
Two genders. - Yes!
Ain't nothing but men and women.
And I can already see WRAL out there.
They got their licking their pencils right now.
Trying to write fear since they can't.
Get every word of this here.
Get every word of this.
You can go to the doctor and get cut up.
You can go down to the dress shop and get made up.
You can go down there and get drugged up.
But at the end of the day, you were just a drugged up, dressed up, made up, cut up man or woman.
You ain't changed what God put in you, that DNA. You can't transcend God's creation.
I don't care how hard you try.
The transgender movement in this country, if there's a movement in this country that is demonic and that is full of the spirit of antichrist, it is the transgender movement.
It's time for grown-ups and time for Christians to start standing up and being unafraid to tell the truth.
Come after me if you want to.
I don't care.
You want my head?
Here it is right here.
Come on, come get it.
I don't care because it's time for us to stand up.
Now I'm not afraid to stand up and tell the truth about that issue.
They're dragging our kids down into the pit of hell trying to teach them that mess in our schools.
Tell you like this, that ain't got no place at no school.
Two plus two don't equal transgender.
It equals four.
We need to get back to teaching them how to read instead of teaching them how to go to hell.
Yeah, I said it and I mean it.
Gosh, isn't he going to be fantastic?
Every Republican politician on every subject needs to go out and say this on every subject.
This is how you win.
The guy just won a landslide and they know he said it.
I mean, these squishy people on our side, these, you know, it's nicey time on our side.
Oh, he can't say that.
That's going to push people away.
It's going to give us the Big Ten.
Have you listened to the Democrats lately?
They're out there touting and bragging about killing a baby the day before it's born and abortion and celebrating it and screaming it in the microphone.
Absolutely.
My God, you better get in the fight.
You better fight like they fight.
And this is how you do it.
I don't care what anybody says.
You come out and you say your position.
Everything he said was true.
And you just don't worry about the backlash.
Who gives a damn?
Oh my gosh.
Well, I mean, that's how we run our accounts.
I mean, that's how we run this show.
I've run mine like that the whole time.
Exactly.
That's why we created this show is because we are beholden to no one.
This is why we were on gaming podcasts, I mean, on platforms, because that was the only place where we could have these conversations because the pushback was so intense.
I tried to give some advice on Twitter today.
This morning, I'll never do that again.
I was trying to say, because Elon's getting rid of the like button.
I was going to ask you, tell me about that.
What is that about?
Yeah, so he's just, well, I don't know why he's doing it.
I think sometimes he just does something that makes everybody mad and he gets off on it.
But for some reason, accounts that have 200 followers think for some reason, I'm going to have 200,000 by the end of next week.
They're getting rid of the like button.
All the big accounts, they just see the like.
And it's just like excuses, excuses, excuses.
I tweeted.
There's nothing he's going to do that's going to make your account grow.
It's up to you.
You have to have better tweets, better content, and work harder.
That's what's going to make your account grow.
No matter how they do the features, it doesn't matter.
And boy, what I got was a lecture from people with 200 to 2,000 likes.
I don't know how it would work, Twitter.
They do.
You don't know what you're talking about.
It's true.
I mean, nobody knows the way this whole thing runs the way you do.
You're never going to be successful.
As I was growing my account, and I got to talk to people like Jack Poso, and I got to talk to Benny, and I got to talk to Dan Bongino behind the scenes.
What do you think?
I went up to them and said, hey, I got 20,000 followers and you got 4 million.
Let me show you how it works.
I mean, with that attitude, you're never going to get anywhere.
I literally picked everybody's brain.
Okay, how do you do this?
How do you do this?
Because I didn't know how to work Twitter.
How do you recommend?
You know, when somebody's way more successful at you than something, you want to pick your brain and take their advice.
You don't want to get up there and act like you're a know-it-all when you've got 383 followers and step up to somebody with 3 million followers and say, you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
So basically what he wants to do, break it down for us here, what he wants to do is he wants to get rid of the like button and the retweet button so that you can't see how many likes or retweets a person has gotten.
Right.
And what is the purpose of that?
There is no purpose.
There's no purpose.
It's not going to do anything to help.
The big accounts are going to stay big, the small accounts are going to stay small.
Because, well, I'm not saying they can't grow.
They can.
But if they think it's some kind of, you know, silver...
You know, magic bullet to a bigger account.
It's not.
Your locks are going to be taken away, too.
And I'll be honest with you.
So here's how I like...
If I get a thousand replies, you know, thousands a day, I can't read all them.
You know how I find out the ones that are popular?
I scroll as fast as I can if one's got...
843 likes in my replies.
I know that's probably a pretty good one, so it catches my eye.
So now as I'm scrolling through, I'm going to have no metric.
And so there's going to be a lot of people with great tweets, small accounts that I could have retweeted.
There's never going to get retweeted now.
It's going to hurt you.
It's not going to help you.
It's going to hurt you, the smaller accounts.
I don't think it might even get seen.
It's just ridiculous.
I mean, I had to start all over again, and I just don't even think it even gets seen.
I get people all the time that are like, hey, didn't even know that you've been posting.
I'm like, yeah.
It doesn't bother me, but that's how I look at likes.
I don't look at my own likes anymore.
I just look at the views.
So he's kind of trained everybody to look at the views instead of the likes.
But, yeah, I don't have an opinion about it either way, except for some reason, there's people out there that think getting rid of the white, but that they're equal to everybody, and their tweets are just as good as, you know, Elon Musk himself with 170 million followers, and their tweets are as good as Trump's, but people don't see them because of the like button.
It's just like, and it's the last time I'm giving anybody advice on how to grow your account because after I saw them, ridiculous.
I mean, it's just so nonsensical.
I got 400 followers in nine years.
They're getting rid of the white like button.
I'll have a million followers by next week.
It's so dumb.
Yeah.
It's just the like button.
It's going to hurt you.
The big accounts, we look, and if you can get a lot of likes, man, we look at it and we're going to retweet you.
And then if I retweet you, then three or four other big accounts might retweet you.
That's how we look it.
That's how we look at your account and find smaller accounts to retweet.
And I retweet a lot of smaller accounts.
I always have.
Yes, you have.
I try to help people, but I have no gauge now.
I have to literally read the tweet, and it's going to be a miracle.
If you say something fantastic, it doesn't matter.
It's not going to catch my eye anymore.
If I scroll down and somebody said something that's got 1,200 likes underneath me, it's going to catch my eye immediately.
And I'm going to say, hey, man, somebody must have said something really good.
A lot of people like this reply.
And so I might retweet it, you know, and I probably will.
But now I have no gauge.
So going through 10,000 a day, I have to literally read every single one and gauge it myself.
So it's going to cost so many retweets from big accounts from small accounts.
That's really a shame.
It really is.
I mean, like I say, no one knows the way this whole thing operates better than you.
But I did, just so you know, I got the subscriber button.
I now have subscriptions on my page.
Oh!
Yay!
So a year later.
Definitely.
A year later, people have been asking me about it.
And I even have two subscribers, Richard Johnson and Greek Fire 2.
They subscribed.
I have no idea what I'm doing with it, so you're going to have to give me a little bit of time because I don't even know what that is.
I'm going to have to talk to you about it.
So a lot of...
I think just about every...
Person's subscription page is just like they give you more information.
But I decided to just do a non-political...
I only do pet pictures and do funny pet videos and retweet other people's pets.
I just do my pets.
That's great.
And so, you know, I've got, I think, almost 1,800 subscribers now.
But it's just a place, $8 a month.
I mean, man, it helps me pay for all the food and the vet bills and everything.
Man, it's a hot dollar in my house.
No, I think that's great.
I appreciate all my subscribers.
It's just $8 a month, and it...
And it's a total place.
I don't do politics.
I've never done anything political.
It's nothing but animals and animal lovers.
All my pet pictures, monkey and wiggles, and I take pictures of my cats and do little videos of my things.
I just decided, and I needed it.
I'm just like, man, I'm going to do a total non-political pet lovers page.
Just something nice for a change.
Something different, yeah.
Something different than what you do is what I recommend.
Oh, and do you post a lot?
I mean, do you post a couple of times a week?
Yeah, so I post at least 3 to 10 times a day.
I say I probably average 6 to 8 to 9 or 10 tweets a day.
On the subscription page?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
I've got so many pictures.
I take pictures of Monkey in the mornings.
I send live pictures there all the time.
And Wiggles has an appointment next week, right?
Yeah, he's just not doing good.
He is getting a little better.
I'm supposed to have this brace on during the day, eight hours, and then basically when he's active, he has to have it.
But he's never active.
He won't come outside to drag him, and he won't walk around.
It's like Menly screwing him up.
Oh, you got to bring that up.
And his paw looks terrible.
Yeah.
So I've been doing it, but it just doesn't fit right because his hand won't bend right still.
So I just can't get it in there right.
It's a homemade.
It's supposed to work.
But since his paw don't bend to the shape of it, it sits on his toenails.
It hurts him.
So I can't put on something that hurts.
So I'm about ready just to take it off.
It's just not working.
Well, I mean, that's the thing.
It's kind of like with, you know, my boys, and they always wear shoes.
You know, I have the little shoes for them, but people have to keep in mind that dogs don't have ankles.
So it's not like there's anything for them to grab onto.
So that's why I have the Velcro and the zippers and all that stuff.
So I was wondering how you were doing with that cast, because it's hard.
I don't know.
He is, for the first time, putting pressure on it, walking with a limp, but at least putting it down on the ground and not just holding it up.
They say it's going to be six or eight months, but man, I'm just telling you, it could be the surgery where it just kind of, you know, locks everything in.
And he might just have a limp his whole life and never be able to run good.
It's just the way it is.
He got really bad.
It's a bad injury.
It's a terrible injury.
Oh, bless his heart.
I go in there and love on him.
Before I go to bed, I always go to live with him for about a half an hour.
He's so sweet.
He's mentally, he don't want to go outside, though.
I don't know what it is, which is really good because they don't want him to use it much anyway.
Right.
It's going to take a long time.
I mean, you think about people, how long it takes for somebody to recover from breaking a foot or breaking a toe or whatever because you're always on your feet and it takes a long time.
Animals, it's even longer than that.
He's got two or three breaks and two or three bad dislocations.
It was just mauled.
It was bad.
Oh, my God.
But it's horrible.
I just feel so bad for him because he used to run around all the acres on my property just fast.
It was his thing, man.
He loved to run.
He ran all day long.
Oh, I hope he gets back to that.
It ain't looking good right now, but we'll see how it ends up.
Oh my gosh.
He's still going to have a good life either way.
Oh, he will, for sure.
There's no question about that.
I mean, there's no question about that.
I just hope he's able to get back to normal and that he gets over some of this stuff.
It's sad, man.
It breaks my heart every day.
Oh.
He's doing good, though, and I always give him little special treats.
I made a mistake the other day.
I was trying to do special things for him.
Well, at least he's with you.
That's all I have to say.
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All right, everybody.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful rest of your day.
We're going to end off on a picture of cute little Wiggles over here.
I like that picture of him.
He's so cute.
And we're praying for him, Kat.
We truly are.
I know everybody asks.
He's going to be fine.
He's going to be okay.
Well, anyway, you all be safe.
Be kind to one another.
And we will see you tomorrow at 3.
See you later.
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