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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
How goes it today?
I'm doing good.
I'm starting to feel a little better.
Oh, I'm so glad.
I am so glad.
In a rough week.
I know, but you're home, so I don't have to worry about you.
At least, you know, you're back in your...
Yeah, it's so much better when you don't feel good to be in your own bed and couch and whatever.
I know it.
I mean, really, that's what worried me.
That's why I was like, okay, give me your location.
Tell me exactly where you are if I have to do an emergency situation here.
I didn't want to.
I was scared you were going to have people sending me crap all night.
Exactly.
You were going to have all these door dashes, you know, Pedialyte.
Here's some Pedialyte.
Vitamin C. I know.
Oh my gosh.
So, okay, so we totally forgot to even talk about Gorilla Grip yesterday, which is what we named the show.
So we're definitely not going to forget to talk about Governor New Scum of California.
Mmm!
No, Trump used your name.
Can you believe that?
I don't know if it's mine.
You're the one that first came up with that that I've ever heard.
Well, that's what I've always referred to him as.
New scum of California.
That's exactly what he is in every sense of the word.
And when I heard it, I honestly could not believe it.
I was so excited and so many people said, oh my gosh, Jules, I thought of you immediately when we heard it.
And it just made me feel so good.
Because that's really what he is.
I mean, he is the scum of the earth.
There is no question about it.
So here is Donald Trump, new scum of California.
Man, we weren't promising free education, free medical, free everything.
I mean, all the promises that are made, no wonder they come.
I mean, you look at what this governor, Nuscombe from California, isn't that his name, Nuscombe?
What he's done to California is unbelievable.
People are poor.
He totally used your name.
I'm so excited about that.
You have no idea.
My ears just perked right on up when I saw that.
I went, oh my gosh, you've got to be kidding.
So that was fun for me.
Because that's what I call him.
And I've called him that for years and years and years.
He's new scum.
He'll always be new scum to me.
And that's that.
So I'm glad it's catching on.
Let's get it to number one.
Did it?
I think it trended even yesterday.
I think that really got the attention.
But President Trump is so good with names anyway.
I mean, he has a wonderful time.
Wanted!
Bird brain!
Low energy Jeb!
Low energy Jeb!
Little Marco!
I mean, some of these things we'll never forget.
You know, they're damaged goods now, and I just love it.
So it was great to see.
Once he names you, you stay named.
I know.
I mean, and he does such an amazing show.
Crooked Hillary.
Oh, Crooked Hillary and Sleepy Joe Biden and, I mean, the whole thing.
Sleepy Joe.
We could go on and on.
But they are characters.
They feel like characters in a play.
So yeah, yesterday was Gorilla Grip.
And that has everything to do, just so everybody knows, with the Rust trial.
But for some reason, it got out there that it had something to do with Fanny Willis.
And then there was a community note.
But there was so much news that was so much bigger than that, we just skipped right on over it.
The name Gorilla Grip is just so funny, we decided just to name it that because, I mean, you could use that in any kind of context, and it's just a funny name.
So we just stuck with it and just kept on going, especially with this news cycle.
But did you see what happened over there in Texas, Kat?
It started to snow.
You gotta be more specific.
A lot of shit happens in Texas on a daily basis.
Oh my gosh, I was just hoping you didn't go to Debbie Does Dallas or something like that.
No, here it is because we were talking about Gorilla Grip and you know how that whole thing got totally misconstrued.
Well...
Deadly Texas wildfires.
They scorched over a million acres.
Largest fire in state history.
Burns ranches, blaze, only 15% contained.
But all of a sudden, it started to snow.
I mean, this was one of the most incredible things that anybody has, and everybody's talking about it.
Check this out.
Is that global warming snow?
The panhandle is getting snow.
I'm here in Amarillo.
I'd like to thank everybody that sent prayers to us here in Amarillo and the Panhandle.
This will definitely help with fighting the fires.
Everybody have a blessed day.
Oh my gosh, you want to talk about a God intervention right there.
I mean, this was amazing.
So just so everybody knows, the deadly Texas wildfires have scorched over 1 million acres.
Ranches have burned, highways are shut down, and thousands have been evacuated.
The massive wildfires engulfed parts of Texas panhandle this week amid gusty winds and unseasonably warm weather.
As of Thursday, the blaze was only 15% contained, and then it started to snow, which is just absolutely wild.
But you can see, and if you've ever gone through a fire, the smoke damage, the air quality, everything, it's just devastation completely.
And when you look at this, I mean, Amarillo, Texas.
Everything ends up stinking.
It does.
It does.
And the sky almost turns.
It goes from yellow to almost green.
As far as, like, out in Texas, like the prairies and stuff, I mean, you know, you don't want people's houses to burn and stuff.
Yeah.
But, I mean, it really is healthy for it.
It grows back bigger and more lush so fast.
Oh, yeah.
When something gets burned, it grows back fast.
It does.
And that's the story of our life here in Southern California, because as soon as it starts to grow back, then all of a sudden we have all kinds of issues.
Because we have all the torrential rains.
I mean, this year has been unusual because of all the rain.
We've had a lot of mudslides.
It's not uncommon to try to get from A to B and have, you know, rocks and mud right in your way on the highway.
And it's just, it's collapsing.
You saw the houses.
Yeah, they build right on the, I mean, it's not even like, you know, a lot of times in the Rocky Mountains and the Smoky Mountains, they'll build houses.
But there's like rock base on the bottom, there's limestone, there's rock.
Yeah.
But man, these people are just building, hey, let's build a 13 million home on a mud cliff and see what happens when it rains.
I can't believe it.
Mildred, our house is going down the hill.
Can you?
I mean, really?
And there it goes.
And they're million-dollar homes.
I mean, they have got beautiful views and everything else, but it's gone.
I mean, that's it.
Once it goes, it goes.
How do I come up with the name Mildred all of a sudden?
I don't know.
I don't think I've ever said that name in my life.
I have never heard you say it.
Now, Mumsy, yes.
Speaking of which, I wonder how Mumsy is doing since you destroyed Mumsy Culpepper.
Mumsy Culpepper.
He's a nobody.
He's always going to be a nobody.
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So if you're not doing anything with that extra regular coffee, if you're not drinking it, you know you can just send it my way, right?
They sent us a care package, and I'm like, I need to get some more.
It goes, believe me, because I don't do total decaf.
I do put a little bit.
I get two coffee pots, and I do one regular, one decaf, and I'm like, according to how I'm feeling every day, how much I need.
So you do a splash.
I do the double.
No, I do actual two different separate coffee pots.
100% decaf, 100%.
Yes, I do.
Oh my gosh.
When my dad goes out, he does like a splash of regular.
He has a decaf with a splash.
I think he loves to just order it that way.
Decaf with a splash.
That's what he says.
That's just being a pain in the ass.
That's California for you.
It's like somebody coming to the restaurants down here and going, I want half sweet tea and half non-sweet tea.
Oh, thanks to the world.
Thanks a lot for screwing your waiter up for all night.
With a splash of regular.
It's good though, you know, if you're not in the mood just to get completely wired.
Of course, I get completely wired every single morning.
I need it lately around here.
It's been crazy.
I heard you got a whole house full of babes over there.
I got a whole group of gals here.
I mean, Sleeping Beauties are in the next room.
All my friends are out here for the week next week, and a lot of them showed up on Wednesday.
And so if you hear a parrot, it...
Probably is Giorgio because Giorgio doesn't like to be out by himself with new people.
Ever since his mom died, he hangs out with me during the shows.
But if he hears something out there, it would not surprise me if you hear something that sounds like a little tiny bird that it's him.
So don't be alarmed.
Mine sound like wolves.
I know.
Wow.
Wow.
I mean, if you've never heard of Coondogs, Coondogs have two different...
They can do the real...
When they get something, boy, they can get...
You've heard them before, howling between dogs and movies.
Boy, they can go.
They've got serious lung power on them.
I mean, they are loud.
They're hunters.
So, I mean...
Remember that little video I took a pirate howling for the first time?
It was so hilarious.
That was the cutest little thing when he was a little baby.
Oh, my gosh.
It's those things in life that just truly just make it great.
I'll post that to my subscribers later on Twitter.
I'll have to see it again.
I haven't seen it in a while.
Oh, he's just so cute.
Speaking of which, can you give us a quick little update on how Wiggles is doing?
Because I'm getting a lot of requests on him.
Yeah, he's doing good.
He's doing good.
um you know he's out of the cast finally and he's got a homemade brace and you leave it on like i leave it on from like six to six and they want you to take it off for 12 hours and leave it on for six so it's hard to get it on and off because he's a pain you don't want it on and he fights you every morning god i have to fight him But yeah, he's doing good.
I'm letting Monkey in finally with him like an hour, twice a day to play with him and stuff.
And I kind of watch him when I don't get too rowdy with his brace on.
So he's happy about that, to play with Monkey again.
It's a long haul for him.
It's a 50-50 if it's even going to work.
He might just be limping the rest of his life.
So we're just doing everything they say to do, and that's all I can do.
That's all you can do.
And, you know, he's got a little play date every single afternoon.
You said he's really adjusted.
He's happy.
He's doing good.
He's in good spirits.
He just don't like coming out.
He feels safe there.
He don't want to go to the vet.
It's hard to get him out in the yard.
And it's better that he doesn't walk a lot now anyway.
I mean, he's got this huge room.
It's like an office.
He's got a bed, a lower bed, and an upper bed.
And all of his toys in there, and then he'd come out with a little thing, and he'd go outside anytime he wants.
It's a 10x10 pimp palace.
He's got rugs he can lay on.
I mean, it's not like he's in a kennel, 3x3 kennel or something.
Right, exactly.
He'd go in when it's hot.
He goes, it's air-conditioned.
It's heat when it's cold.
I know.
We treat our animals better than we treat ourselves.
He's pimped out.
We really do.
We treat them a lot better than we do ourselves.
I mean, the things I do for mine, they've just discovered carrots.
Because one of the pup turds, I don't know which one, posted it a while back, said, oh, you've got to try carrots.
This is their favorite snack.
Somebody will have to remind me which of the pup turds did it.
But I was like, I wonder if my two would like it.
They love carrots.
And their little tiny paws, they hold them, so they look like little rabbits.
It's the funniest thing ever.
I just love to care.
My dogs are meat eaters.
Yes, I bet they are.
Well, and you cook for them, too.
A lot of people don't know that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you definitely put it on over there at the ranch.
Okay, so we've got a developing story.
You've got Judge Cannon.
She admonishes special counsel prosecutor, says Jack Smith's proposed July 8th trial date in classified documents case is unrealistic.
So this is another blow to Jack Smith.
You've got Judge Cannon.
Yeah, he is.
He really is.
Most ridiculous thing ever.
And you know about what happened with...
Yeah, and Joe just gets off.
And he can't declassify anything.
For them to go after a president like this is one of the most shameful things in our country's history.
It's just shameful what they're doing.
It's awful.
It really is.
I don't even recognize our country anymore.
They don't care, though.
They really do not.
So here you've got Julie Kelly.
She says at the outset, Judge Cannon stated the special counsel's new proposed trial schedule, May 20th trial date, will be vacated, leading to trial date of July 8th is unrealistic, given that 13 outstanding motions and intense CIPA litigation given that 13 outstanding motions and intense CIPA litigation special guidance on the handling and the access.
I mean, like you're saying, we can't even believe it.
Based on how they have handled the Biden situation, which is way worse.
He wasn't even president when he had access and took all of these documents out.
There's pictures of them all over the place.
Exactly.
So there was another issue.
But we can't prosecute him because he's too frail and dumb.
Give me a break.
That's not for you to decide.
Well, they keep going back and forth on that whole thing.
I mean, he just went to the doctor and they gave him an all clear.
So if he's all clear, then he can be prosecuted then.
And he should be prosecuted.
I mean, the things that we're finding out about China and all of this stuff, I mean, when you start looking at Hunter Biden, he certainly didn't do him any favors, like none yesterday.
This whole thing has blown completely wide open.
No blinky.
Wired guy.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
What a freak.
He gets his daughter a lot better than that and his granddaughter.
Isn't this just amazing?
I mean, here you've got the House Oversight Committee.
They released the full transcript of Hunter Biden's closed-door deposition from Wednesday.
And you have Hunter that confirms that Joe Biden is the big guy.
Automatic treason.
That's core.
That's, God, it's robbery.
Just red-handed.
Absolutely.
red-handed hunter was repeatedly questioned about the five million dollar china deal where joe biden was the big guy in an email hunter refers to his father joe biden as the big guy during the deposition i mean some of the stuff you just cannot make up It's just crazy.
But you've got the whole entire thing.
He acknowledged Joe Biden was the big guy in the $5 million China deal.
And it's out there and everybody can read it for yourselves.
But it is treason.
Absolutely.
They've been selling this country out just to benefit themselves.
So Marjorie Taylor Greene, she's going off on the whole thing.
Hunter Biden is a liar.
She says that she rips into Hunter Biden's attempts to cry about his addiction and lie about his family business dealings in closed door house deposition.
That's what they're using as an excuse.
They want to pull at the heartstrings.
They're playing the victim.
I'm in rehab, which he's not.
Where'd he go to rehab?
He was a junkie.
Where'd he go to rehab?
Yeah.
He's wired, man.
I know what wired it looks like.
I played in a band my whole life when I was showing.
I know what it looks like.
Believe me, it played in bars.
He is.
He's completely...
He's wired.
...high as a kite.
There is no question about it.
I mean, blink!
Please!
I know.
I mean, here he is.
Talking about my client's addiction, then they could ask any question that had anything to do with what they call their impeachment accordion.
So, as I said before, there is no evidence because there is no evidence, and today only confirm that.
Thank you.
Can you come after a public hearing?
Can you do a public hearing?
Mr.
Biden, what's the cocaine?
What?
I mean, he has cocaine in the White House years.
Oh my gosh.
Believe me, it's just the way junkies are, man.
But when that guy's talking, all he's thinking is, man, hurry up and get out of here so I can get another hit.
That's all he's thinking about right now.
It is just...
It's so obvious.
He's pickled beyond belief.
I mean, that's just what he is.
Just wired.
Yeah, he's just a lifetime junkie.
Yeah.
He's not going to clean up for Joe Biden or anybody else.
Ever.
Mm-mm.
A guy's always going to be like that.
He don't want to.
I mean, if you can't behave when you've got the entire world watching you for a few hours...
I know!
I can't say this enough.
He was the vice president's son and was with hookers and weighing, you know, pounds of...
I mean, putting it on scale, showing the scale, waving a gun around, an illegal gun around.
Smoking crack and filming it all.
I know.
Can you imagine if that was Donald Trump Jr.?
Can you imagine if it was Trump Jr.
or Eric or something?
And he filmed it all.
And believe me, if you've never seen all the pictures, I mean, I don't know how old the girls were, but some of them look 12 years old.
I mean, let's face it.
They don't look 17.
Hey, they could be like a 20-year-old or an 18.
It ain't like that.
Some of them look really young.
Look, if they would have ever picked up Ivanka Trump's diary, and if they would have, I mean, Ivana's diary.
Is it Ivana?
Yeah, it's Ivana.
Her mother was Ivanka.
Ivanka?
Yeah.
No, Ivanka's the daughter.
Ivanka's the daughter.
Okay, I always get them mixed up.
Anyway, so...
Now I'm mixed up.
I'll mess everybody up in a second, believe me.
So can you imagine if they would have found her diary saying that her dad was showering with her inappropriately at a certain age?
I mean, come on.
Can you imagine what would have happened to the headlines?
Yeah, these people don't care about that.
You think they care?
The Democrat Party who pushes gay blowjobs to seven years old?
You think they care about anything like that?
They don't give a damn.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, what are they doing?
I mean, they're trying to sexualize little kids six, seven years old.
That's their goal in life now, it seems like.
Well, it is.
Everybody gay, everybody trans, and everybody looking at blowjobs when they're seven years old, and that's the Democrat Party.
And that's why kids are disappearing at the border.
I mean, that is really the root of the whole thing.
When you talk about the human trafficking and everything else, the children in Hawaii that have disappeared, that are completely unaccounted for.
I mean, this has been going on for a long time.
When you talk about Epstein Island, which we have a follow-up story on, which is a good thing.
DeSantis is releasing all of that info.
That's really good.
Okay, so they always say they're going to, and they always sign something that says they're going to, but it never gets released.
Just like, here we go again with Speaker Johnson.
I'm going to release 5,000 hours with no blurred face.
Okay, we've heard it now.
I don't believe him.
You promised this months ago.
Okay, so he's in trouble because he lied about the continuing resolution.
He lied about funding the government.
He lied about...
Ukraine funding.
He lied about everything.
So he's going to go right back to do something to try to make himself look positive.
And they'll never release it.
They never do.
And I'll believe it.
If you want to release it, just shut the hell up and release it already.
God, if I hear him or McCarthy or one more person say they're going to release that footage anymore, I just like, shut the hell up.
There's a button there that you hit to release it.
Hit the button, shut the hell up.
Exactly.
Quit talking about it.
Yeah.
You want me to come up there and show you how?
Fly me up there, and I'll show you.
Show me where the button is, and I'll come push it, you coward.
That's what they are.
They completely...
It's released now.
Yeah.
Where's the release button of the footage of the generosity?
Right there?
Okay, let me push it.
Boom.
I did it.
See how easy that is?
Well, I mean, talk about it after you've released it.
That's when you're supposed to celebrate.
Release it.
I'm so tired of the grandstanding to say, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Okay.
No, you actually get to have the party after you do the deed.
So do it.
All right?
Don't do it before.
Don't talk about it beforehand.
We want to see it after, afterwards.
I'm sick of them.
I really am.
But Governor DeSantis, he has signed legislation to authorize the release of Jeffrey Epstein grand jury documents.
So here we've got that video.
You can check it out here.
Here he is.
Let me get him up.
Lisa Cordova, who were both victims of Jeffrey Epstein back in the day.
And they say that justice delayed is justice denied.
And I think in many respects this whole ordeal has proven that to be true.
We came in as governor back in 2019 and I know there was a lot of questions about what happened down here.
How did you end up with this situation where you had basically a sweetheart deal?
And then of course, you know, it did lead to this bubbling back up at the end of last decade.
But the reality is the investigation was largely stymied because you didn't have access to the grand jury materials.
So he's going to release it.
So he says.
Okay, what day and what time?
Exactly.
I mean, I wish you would have just said, hey, I have released it, and I just want to let you know that it's been released, and here's where you can find it.
Good God.
It's just, man.
Release the Kraken!
My God, it's just like, okay, you said that yesterday.
I've seen news stories for five days.
Now you're up there.
Just release it!
Yeah.
God, it drives me crazy.
God, they don't release anything ever, and they always go up and say they're going to.
And then when you do get it, the whole thing's redacted.
You can't read nothing.
No, and so that's half of the problem here.
But it did happen in Florida, so he's going to use his powers that be.
But again, tell us about it later.
Don't tell us about it before.
I'll believe it when I see it, and not until...
So back on to Speaker Johnson, because there's so much about this.
All right.
Now, first off, just like the point that you made, just a complete distraction tactic, because these 5,000 hours have been promised to us forever.
The Republicans should have released it as soon as they got the gavel.
That's just the way it should have gone.
It's hard to believe that we're still talking about this.
But also, the FBI just nabbed a journalist for covering January 6, and Johnson doesn't want to be on the radar for that.
He definitely does not want his name in that conversation with the fact that he has not released any of that footage.
And then you have Speaker Johnson, who is also aiming to clear the way for an omnibus bill next week, slightly diverting from the fact that it's too many omnibuses, not the single bills that he pledged.
It's time for everybody to wake up.
They always try to throw a bone and get you to look over here when something else is going on over there.
You've got Ukraine funding.
Nothing on the border.
They want to keep this government running, even though it's acting like the mafia.
It's ridiculous.
It is past time for them to start doing something about all this.
And if they shut the government down, great!
I'm all for that.
I'm tired of them spending their money anyway, the way they are, as reckless as they are.
What do they do besides open the border wide open?
They don't spend any money on us anyway.
Nope.
Oh, we've got to fund.
We've got to fund the government.
You mean funding Ukraine and every other war around the world that we have no business being in?
Yeah.
That's all.
You're funding.
You ain't funding nothing here.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this...
I'll go home for the year and be better off just you don't do anything.
Yeah.
Because you never do...
I don't...
Think about this.
Congress, either party, never does anything that helps us.
Ever!
The tax cuts was the only thing I can remember in eight years.
You know what?
I don't know.
They only exist to pay themselves.
They're not doing anything for me.
I can tell you something right now.
I would be a lot better off if I just took my money and just took care of my own self.
I mean, that would be fun.
We'd be better off with no government.
That's the truth.
Agreed.
Exactly.
I don't need them for nothing.
I never needed them for anything.
No.
You didn't need Amazon or anybody else to publish your books either.
You've proven it time and time again.
Being self-sufficient is a lot more rewarding than sitting there splitting it all with this disruptive government.
Monstrosity.
Yeah.
So sick of them.
I don't like any of the characters involved either.
It's just really hard to do this every day.
I just don't like them.
Nikki Haley just posted, under Trump, Republicans keep losing.
Oh, please, Nikki.
Okay, let me see.
You're winning at losing every stake.
He's winning every stake right now.
Speaking of losing, you're losing every stake.
Steak!
I must be hungry.
I said steak.
Yeah, I know.
You're gonna get everybody into that again.
You always do that.
So, yeah.
And she has lost.
She even lost to nobody.
I mean, you know, there was no preference that she lost to also.
Nikki is just a distraction.
She works for the rhinos and for the establishment, for the Democrats, and I think that she has done herself major harm.
I don't think she'll ever be in politics again.
People are just making fun of her on the regular.
She's just a joke.
And you really think that the left is going to embrace her for anything?
They're not.
You see exactly what happened to Megyn Kelly.
You see exactly what happened to so many others that have tried to go from a conservative to the left.
They're hateful.
They'll never forget or forgive you.
Ever.
You will never belong.
And then you try to come back, and it won't happen either.
I mean, we're forgiving, kind, God-loving people, but we never forget.
I mean, you know the snake poem.
No, we're not going to let you back in.
You've already stabbed us in the back.
We're not doing it again.
So, yeah.
Never.
She's not going to win.
She's just trying to weaken him.
That is her only gig right now.
It's really bad.
Oh, she went out this morning and demanded that he gets trials before the election.
Isn't she just a piece of work?
She's a piece of something.
Work.
I can't stand that woman.
I never could.
I tried to warn everybody what kind of evil person she was.
Oh, backseat Nikki.
Boy!
I know.
And no one ever said anything about it.
But there's a big story that nobody's talking about, too.
But we are going to talk about it here.
You've got the U.S. federal agents who arrest reporter Steve Baker for covering January 6th protests and challenging official narrative.
Just so everybody knows, this is a fantastic reporter.
He's also the one that brought up and published...
All about the pipe bombs.
You saw how that, you know, all of a sudden January 6th.
Yeah.
There was the pipe bomb and then the video footage was released and you saw that the government basically was a setup, of course.
It was a fedsurrection is what it was.
And it was aimed to frame Donald Trump and MAGA people, right?
All of us.
So that we would be afraid to ever go up against this government.
And what they have done to January Sixers is beyond the pale.
It's like nothing you have ever seen before.
You've got them actually begging to go to Gitmo because they think that they would be treated better in Gitmo than they would in the prisons and in the facilities they are in right now.
This is an attack on the American people.
On your liberties, on your rights, and everything else.
So this reporter has been exposing these stories time after time.
He's also working on quite a few more.
The Blaze, we actually covered a lot of this stuff on my Saturday show, and he's done incredible work.
So they're terrified of him.
Well, just an update.
He has been released and without bail.
And I guess he is scheduled for an appearance back in court in a month.
But at least for now, he's free on bail.
But this is shocking that you would have the MSM and so many others that are just quiet about this whole thing.
They're not saying a word.
I don't want to hear none of you people talk about Russia.
Ever again.
Putin ever again.
Arresting political opponents.
None of that shit.
We're doing it right here.
Joe Biden's doing it.
Your party's doing it.
Our FBI's doing it.
Our CIA's doing it.
I don't want to hear a damn thing about Putin or Russia.
You're doing it right here.
Everything y'all accuse him of, you're doing.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, this...
Well, I mean, when you look at what they did with Assange, when you...
And Tucker Carlson is really shining a light on all of this.
But Catherine Herridge, you know what they did with her yesterday.
I mean, they're threatening her.
And now this today?
Are you kidding?
Why in the world are we funding...
The FBI for anything.
They are attacking us directly.
So here they are arresting us.
Jesse Keller had a good tweet today, so you can either have a free America or you can have the FBI at this point.
You can't have both.
We're not going to have a free America with this FBI. They've got to be disbanded.
Oh, Kat, you're so right.
They're brown shirts for the Democrat Party.
That's all they are.
Oh my gosh.
Absolutely right.
I mean, they're just going after people that go against the narrative.
100%.
It's frightening to actually watch.
I can't even believe that we're here right now with all of this.
So here they are.
You've got them taking him away into custody.
check it out it's just graceful And they, yeah, they make sure they perp walk him.
These are misdemeanors.
These are misdemeanors.
And they make sure they perp walk him.
Just so everybody else will be terrified of them.
All they're saying to you is, hey, check it out.
This is what happens if you go against the government.
Go against the Biden regime.
We cheated to get them in.
That's right.
They don't want to get them in.
You better not say nothing about it either.
We're going to arrest you.
Think about it.
I mean, when you've got...
They cheated to win an election?
You think that they won't do this?
Hopefully.
It's no problem for scumbags like this.
Oh, they don't care who they hurt?
I mean, the government's not going to take care of you either.
I mean, when you talk about the fact that just yesterday you had Catherine Herridge, she was held in contempt for not revealing sources on Chinese-American scientists.
She is allowed to protect her sources.
Now, don't forget they seized all of her boxes, all of her files, everything.
She just got that stuff back.
But don't think they didn't scroll right on through all of that, turned everything over to hand it back over to the dictator Biden.
No telling what they uncovered.
But she got her files back so that we would stop, you know, protesting about it.
And yet you've got a lamestream media up there that's not doing a thing.
They don't care.
They absolutely do not care.
So those that are crying about threats to democracy, oh yeah, they must see the real threats to press freedom because it's very real and it's happening in front of the world.
Again, I don't understand.
I don't recognize our country anymore.
I have no idea who it is anymore.
We're like communists.
We're being taken over by communists.
They're cheating our elections.
They've taken over the FBI and the CIA and every other agency.
I mean, this is just communism has taken over our country.
It's not going to.
We've got to be careful about it.
It's doing it right now.
Oh my gosh.
A bunch of damn fascist communists have taken over this country.
That's what it is.
I never thought that we would be in this spot, but this government is, that's exactly what it is, and they know that we know that they stole an election, and so if you really think that they're just going to say, okay, let's make sure that we don't do this next time around, you're wrong.
They're going to double down on it.
People just need to recognize that.
They have a regime that they have built.
An establishment is in place in Washington D. Sleaze.
And they are going to do everything that they can to keep it that way.
Because if they don't, then they are going to be on the hook for treason and everything else.
They have no choice but to keep things the way they are in D. Sleaze.
That's the reality.
And that's why the Republican Party is so weak.
It's not weak just because it doesn't know what it's doing.
I mean, there's a little bit of that.
But it's that way on purpose.
They're not doing the bidding for the American people.
They are not acknowledging the candidate of our choice.
No.
Did they pull in Nikki Haley?
Bird brain?
Really?
All this Fannie Willis stuff's going on right now.
Oh my gosh.
I don't drink wine.
I drink red goose.
Good God.
It's the wildest thing I've ever seen.
I bet you do.
I bet you chug that shit.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, besides that.
With your boyfriend?
With your married boyfriend?
Oh, I mean, it's really bad.
I don't know what's going to happen in all that because all the judges are so crooked, but I will tell you one thing.
That dude's wife's going to win the easiest divorce in the world.
She definitely.
Gosh.
Definitely.
She's going to get everything, dude.
She's getting a house, kids, car, all the money in the bank.
You're going to be living in a tent after that shit.
Oh my gosh.
She's over there.
You know that she ain't saying shit.
She's over there, man.
I can't believe I'm lucky.
She's getting it all, dude.
When they pay you, man, she's going to come sleeping by.
Thank you.
Well, I mean, it just goes to show you how broken this whole entire system is.
And it is.
And it has been for you.
And his wife was fine.
And look at Fanny Willis.
Oh, shoot.
She was really attractive.
What is this guy thinking?
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
This is so bad.
And then she threw him under the bus.
That was probably the best.
Remember that?
She threw his ass under the bus.
You got two women.
You got your lover and your wife up there throwing you under the bus.
Yeah.
This guy is not going to win.
He's going to be the biggest loser of them all.
Remember he said he thinks women are to make him a sandwich.
Oh my gosh.
Kat, can you imagine if you said something like that?
You teased about it.
Yeah, I do like saying it when these women are like going off on these videos.
It's hilarious when you do that because it's so deserved and it's so funny.
And I know that you're going to get them completely riled up as a response.
My favorite was the ones at Wine that had their first day on the job.
They went to college, did all this, and they're like, hey, I've been working 40 hours this week and I can't make my rent.
I've worked 40 hours.
40?!
Well, my God, if I'd have worked 40 hours my whole life, I'd have never been able to pay for anything.
Who the hell can pay for anything on 40 hours a week?
Kat, they're under the impression that they're going to be TikTok stars.
I'm not kidding.
That's what they think.
They think that they're going to hit the big time overnight over there on TikTok.
That somebody is going to...
They're going to do a video and somebody's going to pay them a million dollars.
Exactly.
They're waiting for the big payday, for that one video that's going to go viral and they never have to work again.
Come on.
Everybody's posting that the Fannie's lawyer is really struggling and made an ass of himself.
Well, how could you not?
You know?
I mean, really.
So you've got Judge Scott McGaffey, who is set to hear closing arguments at 1 p.m.
Eastern Time in the case to disqualify the Soros-funded Fulton County District Attorney Fannie Willis for having an improper relationship with her appointee as the special prosecutor against Trump and 18 co-defendants in the Georgia-RICO indictment and financially benefiting from said relationship.
So this hearing is also aimed at dismissing the indictment against Trump and 18 co-defendants completely.
So according to the Atlantic Journal-Constitution, you have Fulton County District Attorney Fannie Willis financially benefited from a romantic relationship with top Trump prosecutor Nathan Wade.
Willis is also improperly hired Wade to prosecute Trump while she was sleeping with him and has paid him more than $700,000 since.
I kid you not.
So you've got Judge Scott McAfee.
He previously said that Fannie Willis may be disqualified from Trump's RICO case over her improper relationship with top Trump prosecutor Nathan Wade.
But this whole thing is so entwined.
They all have relationships with each other, including the judge.
And then, of course, you've got Brian Kemp over there, who's no better than anybody.
Ratzenberger, all of them.
I mean, when the devil went down to Georgia, he never left.
He's looking for Ratzenberger to steal.
Jean-Pierre, the dumbest press secretary in history, just said, this president has done more in three years.
The president has done more in three years in his administration than most presidents have done in two terms.
Damage, that is.
Yeah, as far as destroying the country, that's really true.
Oh my gosh.
She's ridiculous.
She always says that.
That's like her number one line that she always goes back to.
Yeah, here she is.
What the president wants to do and what you will hear during the State of the Union is that he'll lay out his historic achievements over the past three years and what he's been able to do.
On behalf of the American people, you hear him talk about how he is on the side of the American people.
That's important.
The president has done more in three years in this administration than most president has done in two terms.
I mean, that is what we've seen.
No, that is not what we have seen.
We've seen more damage.
Oh my god.
We have seen so much games.
I bet they're like, oh god, just please let us get through this last State of Union with this bubble head.
Oh, you know they're nervous?
Oh my god.
He's going to do that.
He don't know when to get angry.
He's going to whisper and get angry.
He's going to stumble and mumble.
He's going to lose his place.
It's going to be a It's going to be bad.
Well, I will tell you, yeah, they have done quite a bit, a lot of damage.
In fact, here's Mayorkas saying that he has rescinded so many Trump immigration policies that it would take too much time to list them.
I played this clip for you yesterday, but it's just a reminder.
It's perfect timing.
And I'd like to understand from you what Trump era immigration policies have been banned, ended, reversed, and if any investigations are underway by you.
So we have rescinded so many Trump immigration policies, it would take so much time to list them.
Yeah, we can tell.
Oh my gosh.
So bad.
Well, apparently Joe Biden is meeting with the Prime Minister of Italy and apparently it is just nothing but a disaster over there.
He opened up.
I played Ray Charles, Georgia, as she walked in the door.
I don't know what this creepy fool is saying, but we'll just check it out.
I haven't checked out these clips.
It's the first time I've seen them too.
So brace yourselves.
Nothing's off the table.
Well, Prime Minister Maloney, thank you for being here again.
And I have to admit to you, as she walked in the door, we're good friends.
And I played Ray Charles, Georgia, as she walked in the door.
Now, most of you don't know Ray Charles, Georgia, but anyway.
Oh, no, just as you would expect.
Mm-hmm.
Dang, Stephen Smith, the ESPN guy, went off on him, sitting there eating fried chicken with a black family.
I saw that.
Oh, he went off on him.
Oh, Kat, that was something else.
Here it is.
Because, ladies and gentlemen, if we're being fair, if we saw Donald Trump sitting down in a black household eating fried chicken With a father and a son, what would we say?
What would we say?
You know folks out there would be calling it racist.
Well, if it's racist for him, and I'm not saying it would be, but if it's racist for him, why wouldn't it be racist for Biden?
I'm not...
Golly, and it is true.
We laughed when he did that, when he was sitting there.
God, these people.
But that's what they think, because they're racist, and they're just old-school racist, these people, man.
And they don't know anything.
God, they are.
I mean, I've played the video, and I mean, that was just a little bit of footage, a couple of minutes long, of all the racist things that Joe Biden has said, and yet the lamestream media continues to run to his rescue and continues to cover for him.
Completely.
They think it's just fun and games.
He's sitting there eating ice cream, insulting the entire country and the entire world.
Nobody says anything.
The only thing they ask him is, What's your favorite flavor?
Come on, please.
I think people are more than awake on this whole thing.
So you've got Corrine Jean-Pierre.
She says, there's no executive action Biden could take to secure the border.
Biden took 94 executive actions in his first 100 days to decimate the border security.
And has all the authority he needs to reverse course and end the border crisis.
But yet here they are, again, lying at the podium.
Check it out.
Well, look, as far as executive action, I've been very clear about that from here, from this podium, when you all have asked me.
We always obviously look at every scenario, every option.
We evaluate all of those things.
But we do believe, which is why the President went to the border to Brownsville, Texas yesterday, that the way to move forward, the bottom line is, We need to take action and move forward with the bipartisan agreement that came out of the Senate.
That is the way that we believe we can actually deal with the challenges at the border.
We can deal with the broken immigration system.
There is no executive action that would be able to do what this negotiation came out in a bipartisan way.
Golly!
She thinks that people actually buy this, and unfortunately they do.
Neither can she.
But I mean, honestly, in her defense, in everybody else's defense, how could you actually defend this buffoon?
But see, they're all part of it.
That's why she speaks in we.
We, we, we, we, we, we, we.
Because it's not just him.
He can't do anything except for mumble and jumble around.
He can't even walk.
He shuffles.
Well, I know.
I know.
They're saying he's got something that makes his legs stiff now.
The doctor came out, he's got stiffer Wallace.
Stiff fetalitis.
He's got stiff fetalitis.
And that's why he's walking straight.
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
That's so bad.
I mean, it's so embarrassing.
That was some name nobody's ever heard of.
That's why he walks still.
Stiff fetalitis.
Yeah.
It was all.
And here comes, you know, everybody on Twitter is laughing at CNN. Joe's got, you know, he's got, you know, stiff fetalitis.
Stiff fetalitis, he can't walk good.
He's not old.
He could be running if he didn't have stiff fetalitis.
It's just a joke at this point.
Oh my gosh.
And then you have the lamestream media that chimes in, oh my gosh, that is supposed to be one of the most, you know, crippling things.
My uncle has stiff little lattice.
I'm telling you, it ain't no joke.
You are so right.
Oh my gosh.
Well, then he goes on.
All right, this is so embarrassing.
We might as well go into it a little bit here.
He announced the U.S. is providing airdrops of additional food and supplies into Ukraine, but he bungled the announcement even though he was reading from his note cards.
Kid you not.
I mean, this guy is so bad.
Wait, is this one with this one?
All right, I think this one goes here.
All right, let's try it.
Well, Prime Minister Maloney, thank you for being here again.
I have to admit to you, as she walked in the door...
That was the Georgia one.
Now let me go down to the next one.
Here he is with this one.
In the coming days, we're going to join with our friends in Jordan and others in providing airdrops of additional food and supplies in the Ukraine.
Look at her.
She's just kind of going, okay, all right.
Nobody wants to be around this damn idiot.
Well, I mean, she's lucky that she's not right next to him.
You know how that would go.
People keep going on and on on Twitter about how painful this lawyer for Fanny Willis' dude man is.
They just say, hey, it's painful to watch.
It's bad.
He's doing horrible.
He's slurring his words, and he's nervous, and he's shaking, and This is embarrassing.
I mean, do you really feel comfortable going into war with this administration?
Honestly, no.
Definitely not.
Well, all the smart people, they're out now of the army because all the ones that refused the jab, thousands and thousands of them they put out.
So that's the ones with common sense.
So they purged everybody with common sense in the armed forces.
Oh my gosh.
You know what?
This is just so sad.
I cannot wait until we get President Trump back into office.
I mean, when you start looking at what he has done, the damage that Biden has done to this country, what Obama did to this country, and what kind of an effect it has had, it's really, truly unbelievable.
It really is.
I mean, here's President Trump as he arrives in court in Florida.
Look at how he is.
Look how people just rally around him.
Okay, we're seeing something in Florida.
This is Fort Pierce now, and Donald Trump just showed up screen right.
And look what's going on screen left.
Wow.
It is Trump territory on the southeast coast of Florida.
And all those people have showed up for him to come in and listen to.
The case is whether or not it could get bumped.
This is the documents matter that pertains to Mar-a-Lago after the president left the White House.
So we're going to see whether or not the trial date stands up or what they decide to do.
But that is some turnout there.
Wow.
That's quite the escort as well, as you see on your full screen right now, of the police in Fort Pierce, Florida, escorting the former president to this court date.
And you know, I mean, this is why this works with the campaign.
It doesn't work against the campaign.
No, he's loved, period.
He is the people's president.
He always will be.
And you mentioned the military.
Well, I mean, look at what's happening here.
You've got a mid-recruiting shortfalls.
The army is cutting its force by 24,000 to make itself stronger.
They can't get anybody in there.
They cannot get anybody that wants to serve under this resident.
Not at all.
Anybody.
Mm-hmm.
It is bad.
It is so bad.
I see Fanny Willows had her dress on, didn't have her dress on backwards today.
Oh my gosh, isn't it though?
She wants some good news.
Unreal.
Well, I mean, you know, you've got this whole group.
They're just gangsters.
They're there just because of dark money that's been funding them.
And it's happening on, you know, the local levels, not just on the state or on the federal levels or on the national levels.
It's happening everywhere.
You have got a regime that has slowly but surely, they have moved in.
And you've got the Border Patrol Union chief who went off on Biden over the border visit during the press conference.
And he completely, he repeatedly referring to Donald Trump as president, National Border Patrol Council Brandon Judd, President, thank you.
Thank you.
Sir, I want you to know...
Your agents, my agents, they're mad as hell.
Absolutely mad that President Biden went to Brownsville, Texas, rather than going to Arizona, rather than going to San Diego, California, rather than coming to Eagle Pass, Texas, which has been the epicenter.
What President Trump has seen right here is he's seen how his policies have worked, but he's also seen how he can expand upon those policies once he goes back into the White House.
He has seen how Governor Abbott has been able to use his policies to secure this specific area, the epicenter of the last two years of the illegal border crisis that we have had to endure.
And your agents, President, they are pissed.
Border Patrol agents are upset that we cannot get the proper policy that is necessary to protect human life, to protect American citizens, to protect the people that are crossing the border illegally.
We want to protect them as well.
And we can't do that because President Biden's policies continue to invite people across here.
Thank goodness we have a governor like Governor Abbott.
Thank goodness we have somebody that's willing to run For President of the United States.
Forgo everything else that he's been doing to serve the American people.
President, thank you.
That was so smart for President Trump to go the exact same day as Biden.
I mean, really.
It was so smart.
And here you've got this whole thing happening.
President Trump was where he needed to be.
Where's Biden?
I mean, He was walking a quarter foot an hour, and then people couldn't even walk that slow, looking like a zombie.
It's insane.
It's just insane.
We're living in like the upside down world.
It really is.
It doesn't make any sense.
We're in a movie.
I just keep waiting for somebody to turn the lights on and saying, okay, you can all go home now.
It's over.
Go back to your regular lives in a place that actually functions the way it's supposed to.
Because right now, this is dysfunction junction.
Like we've never seen it before.
And they're so messed up that that's why you're seeing what you're seeing.
Because they can't even keep it straight.
Unbelievable to me.
It truly is.
And every day is something else.
Just never gets anything easier.
No, it doesn't.
But it doesn't end for me either.
Just so everybody knows, if you're not doing anything tomorrow on Saturdays, I do a show where we're going to dive into all of this and more.
It's on Jules Jones Live channel on Rumble Video and And I'd love to have you join us, me and the gyms.
We deep dive into all this stuff.
We have a really great time.
Although I've got a whole bunch of people in town.
I cannot do an eight-hour show.
I'm telling you right now, up front, it's not going to happen.
I know, Kat, you cringe whenever you hear about my eight-hour shows.
Normally, they're really long.
I don't know.
You know, you get into it.
You start talking about a subject and before you know it, you look up and it's like, woo, two hours have passed.
And you look up again, then four hours have passed.
But we have a really good time on that show and we go into all the little details of all of these different cases and everything that's going on.
And we have a really good time doing it together.
So that's every Saturday at 3 o'clock p.m.
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It's got to be.
I mean, he's on the baby steps.
Can't do them now, so what's next?
It's sad.
I mean, it really is.
But he's not going to be in office.
We're going to get him right on out.
It's not sad when it's him.
Yeah.
Uh-uh.
This clown has got to go.
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All right, everybody.
Let me just give you a quick little rundown.
I have to do this because it is the season, and tomorrow we've got a lot of primaries that are going on, and I just want to hit you all up so you know what's happening tomorrow because it's a big deal.
So, tomorrow for Saturday, we have Idaho at 12 p.m.
Mountain Time.
That is when voting is going to commence.
Now, remember, these are all closed Democrats.
They're closed to Democrats and Independents.
Trump's going to win by six.
He's going to win.
But let's make sure everybody shows up.
So we have Idaho.
We have Michigan.
We have Missouri.
So Michigan and Missouri will be cover and decided before we start on political rendezvous.
But just so everybody knows, Idaho, you won't be because your caucus, it starts and it will last until about 3.30 p.m.
Eastern.
Eastern Time.
So I need to make sure that everybody gets out there.
Do not sit on your heels.
You've got to make sure that you get out there and vote.
It is so important to send a message to this establishment that we want Trump and we're going to get him in no matter what.
Alright, that's it for me.
That's it for Kat.
Kat, you have a great weekend.
I hope you rest up and feel better.
I know everybody wishes the same thing.
I'm starting to get rid of it, thank goodness.
Thank goodness.
Well, do it this weekend.
Alright, you all be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye!
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